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2126's blog: "My Rants of Rage"

created on 09/14/2006  |  http://fubar.com/my-rants-of-rage/b717
What would you rather do? Go out with a hot woman who treats you like shit or an ugly chick who's nice? God, where to begin. There's good things and bad things about both sides. But honestly, what would you rather do? On one hand, you got a totally hot banging chick who's stuck up and complete total bitch, which on top of that won't put out because she believes that no one's good enough for them. On the other hand, a nasty looking chick who looks like a horse's rectum who treats you good and wants to put out? Either way your not getting laid. The hot bitch won't put out and you aren't good enough for her. Simple. However, the ugly bitch wants to have sex with you but the thought of her naked is enough to make you want to felch* a jewish person's horse on passover. Another thing I hate is ugly women thinking there hot and hot women thinking there ugly. Look at the nasty bohemoth's on Rikki Lake, or the busted chicks on Jenny Jones, saying that they can get any man they want. Sure, they can get any man they want... if they managed to get about 45 lbs of narcotics and enough alcohol to kill a horse. Now hot women, like my girlfriend for example, shes hot and she don't believe it. I can't stress it enough how I find her hot and so do many other people, but does it sink into her head? NO. So, I'm telling the women of the world this now. If your over 5'10 and over 170 lbs, with no ass and tits that are smaller then a B cup and don't look like any modern day female celebrity, then guess what, your BUSTED, HIDIOUS, MONSTEROUS, GROTESQUE, AN ABOMBINATION TO HUMANITY. If you meet at least 3/5 of the things I said above, then your at least decent. If not, then kill yourself now because there isn't enough unnatural toxins in the world to get you laid if your life depended on it. I'm out.
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