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Sexsomnia
Read this article. What do you all think? I think What is NEXT???? ****************************************************** Sexsomnia??? Filed under: Uncategorized — Mike McIntyre @ 10:48 pm Does anyone out there really believe a person could sleepwalk their way through a sexual assault? That’s the bizarre defence a Toronto-area man successfully used to avoid criminal responsibility for his attack on a young woman. Now the case is before the Ontario Court of Appeal, where prosecutors are asking for the verdict to be tossed out. According to so-called medical experts, approximately three out of every 100 people are affected sexsomnia. Seriously??? I know several hundred people - family, close friends, colleagues and everyday associates - and not a single one of them has such a condition. Many of them snore, I’m sure. Plenty probably talk in their sleep as well. But having sex with an unwilling partner and have absolutely no control over your actions - or me

Sex Story, Be Warned!
I am very tired this morning. My alarm went off and I just wanted to smash it into pieces. I had a hard time falling asleep. I was burning up. why? Let me tell you. I had one of the best nights of sex last night! It started out with me getting this patent black leather jacket in the mail yesterday. I ordered it online. It is a $200.00 jacket that I got for $56.00 from a store I always order from. I guess they put it on clearance because it is no longer winter season in the stores. Lucky me. So I put it on and came out and showed Peter. He said that it would look great if I had some fishnet stalking on underneath it and some black leather boots on. Ba bing! Great idea for some more pictures. No, I didn't do any pictures last night but the thought of doing them turned me on. STOP READING NOW IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE OFFENDED!!!!!! sex. Going to bed, Peter was rubbing my lower back and ass and having my ass rubbed always turns me on. Lightly scratching my back and ass also tu

Sex Story #7
WE GO TO BED, HE HAS HIS ARM AROUND MY WAIST AS WE FALL ASLEEP, THEN I WAKE UP TO HIM PINCHING MY NIPPLES GENTLY, AS THIS IS MY BIGGEST TURN ON, I AM HIS INSTANTLY. I FEEL HIS COCK GETTING HARDER IN BETWEEN MY LEGS UP AGAINST MY PUSSY...I PUSH MY BOTTOM OUT TOWARDS HIM TO LET HIM KNOW I AM AWAKE AND WANTING WHAT HE HAS TO OFFER...I TURN A LIL UNTIL I AM ON MY BACK, I PUT ONE LEG ACROSS HIS BACK, MY HEEL ON HIS ASS PULLING HIM CLOSER, SO I CAN FEEL HIS ROCK HARD COCK SLOWLY BEGINNING TO GO IN MY NICE HOT WET PUSSY...AS MY OTHER LEG IS IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS, PULLING HIM UPWARDS SO I CAN FEEL THE PRESSURE OF HIS SHAFT AGAINST THE WALLS OF MY PUSSY, OH IT IS SO GOOD....IN AND OUT WITH EVERY STROKE HE MAKES, I PULL HIM HARDER AGAINST ME, SO I CAN FEEL HIM GO DEEPER INSIDE ME....AS HE IS STILL PLAYING AND PINCHING MY NIPPLES, I CAN FEEL HE IS ABOUT READY TO CUM, HIS COCK SWELLS, HE PUTS IT IN DEEPER, HARDER, AS I HOLD HIM THERE, PULLING HIM AS CLOSE AS I CAN, HIS HOT MEMBER SHOOTING HIS LOAD I

Sex Sells!
Sex Sells! No matter what someone feels on the matter, no one is immuned to it's effect. OK, perhaps children. But either way it is all around us. Innuendo's, pictures, the way we dress, the things we say, it seems to all lead towards sex. When someone smiles at you, bats an eyelash, flexes their muscles, brush their hair away from their face, touch your arm, does it not ignite the electricity? When viewing a profile, do you actually read it or just go straight to the pics? Do you rate based on quality or quantity of NSFW pics? I, by no means am saying I am not guilty of doing the same things. I too am drawn to the hot guy with the shirt off and will view his profile before someone with a less than provocative pic. However, I am also drawn to those pics with Father and child, the ones that look like he could be a nice guy. Ninety Five percent of the women on here all seem to have some sort of cleavage pic or sexually provocative pose. Not so suprisingly, those

Sex Sex Sex!!!
arch your back low lemme get the rest o' that now push it back slow it's time to feel the best o'that all the while i'ma just let the lips curess your back. relieve some of the stress by focusin on where the tention at. feelin a pulse below intense is where my senses at despense the fact that that i'm not attentative in this pressious act. bring it back to me lift the rest of you casually one hand around ya waist takin your taste into me gradualy. i thank the lord above cause you got more to love beeing inside you is similar to the warmest hug. i'm blind sided for realluh you shoulda warned a thug. the best of you the best of me hast turned into the best of us. you feelin' cozy mah in the moment you know me mah -initiation ova no hurry we could go slowly mah this part is onto you so what you wanna do want me flat on my back so i could let you get the rest of that??? -wind them hips mami,lemme get the rest of that grind

Sex Story #8 Fantasy
JUST A STORY.....NOTHING WRONG WITH DREAMING SOMETIMES.... WE HAVE BEEN TALKING ONLINE FOR A WHILE NOW....FLIRTING AND TURNING EACH OTHER ON WITH JUST WORDS, SO, I DECIDE TO WRITE A STORY ABOUT US MEETING ... SIGHS, DEEP BREATH IN, CHEST OUT...WISHING YOU WERE STANDING RIGHT HERE WHEN I DID THAT....TAKING THEM INTO YOUR HANDS, RUBBING YOUR FINGERS ACROSS MY NIPPLES THRU MY TOP AS THEY GET HARD FROM EXCITEMENT KNOWING YOU AND I ARE TOGETHER FOR THE FIRST TIME.... YOUR LIPS PRESSED UP AGAINST MINE, OUR TONGUES DARTING IN AND OUT OF OUR MOUTHS, KISSING DEEPLY, MOANING, AND OUR BREATHING GETTING HEAVIER WANTING EACH OTHER AS WE HAVE BEEN WANTING EACH OTHER ONLINE. I CAN FEEL MYSELF GETTING WETTER AS U PINCH MY NIPPLES, YOU NOW MOVE YOUR HANDS DOWN AROUND MY BACK, GRABBING MY ASS, PULLING ME IN HARD AGAINST UR ROCK HARD COCK LETTING ME FEEL HOW HARD IT REALLY IS AND HOW TURNED ON YOU ARE FOR ME.... FEELING THE PASSION BUILD BETWEEN US, I DON'T THINK I WANT TO WAIT ANY LONGER

Sex Story # 9...
AS U WALK THR YOUR DOOR TO FIND ME THERE, NAKED AND WAITING FOR YOU...CANDLES LIT....DINNER IN THE OVEN...DESSERT FIRST...ME LAYING ACROSS THE TABLE, LEGS SPREAD, PLAYING WITH MY CLIT, SUCKING ON MY NIPPLE, WATCHING YOUR FACE AS U WALK THRU THE DOOR..... OH HOW LONG WOULD IT BE BEFORE UR AT THE DINNER TABLE EATING YOUR DESSERT EARLY....OR WOULD I EVEN LET U TOUCH ME.......I MAY JUST TEASE YOU AS U WATCH ME PLAYING WITH MY NIPPLES, AND SLIDING MY FINGERS UP AND DOWN ON MY CLIT, INSERTING ONE INTO MY HOT WET PUSSY, THEN TWO, IN AND OUT...... UP TO MY MOUTH I SUCK THEM AS TO SAY OH BABY I WANT THIS TO BE YOU, IN AND OUT, AS U WATCH WITH EXCITEMENT, U WANTING TO TAKE YOUR COCK OUT TO STROKE AND PLAY AND I SAY NO WAY MR...U HAVE TO JUST STAND THERE AND WATCH AS I CUM FOR YOU.... HOW MUCH CAN U TAKE....TWISTING MY NIPPLES, TEASING THEM WITH MY TONGUE, HAND BACK DOWN TO MY CLIT, RUBBING UP AND DOWN AS U REACH OUT TO TOUCH ME, NO, I SAID PLEASE JUST STAND THERE AND WATCH I WANNA SHOW

Sex Survey From Myspace ;p
Most surveys on myspace are pointless and childish (made up by high school kids)...so, lets see what kinda balls ya got!!! 1. How many people have you had sex with in 2008 1, My hubby. 2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms... of these how many have you ever tried? 2 3. Ever been cheated on? Nah. 4. Ever paid for sex? Nope. 5. Ever been married? Yes ;) 6. Ever been divorced? Nope. 7. If you had to pick one, whats your favorite sexual position? I like a lot of positions, haha. 8. Do you own any guns? Nah 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? I have never been arrested. 10. Ever been in rehab? Nope. 11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex? Yes. 12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace? No. 13. Truthfully… size matters? Sure. 14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? Nah. 15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with? Whoever is on my MySpace

Sex Sex Sex
um... yeah i want some...but can't get it...well i can but from the places i can there are too many issues or i don't really want anything more from the person but sex...and i dont' want to be an ass. but oh well i can keep away from sex i guess.

Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: Both, depends on my moodDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: Opposite SexHow often do you like to have sex?: When ever i can get it lolIs sex a top priority for you?: Nope, My daughter isDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: Depends if were havin rough or sensual sexHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: I dont drink n i have never had sex with a strangerHow do you feel about one night stands?: Not for me!!!How many one night stands have you had?: 1 Never do it againWhat's your favorite position?: AnyWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: atm homeDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: bothHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yepHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: as long as we want it to, or until we cant take it any longerDo you get off first or do they?: bothDo you like kissing during s

Sex Story #10
I call u up and ask if it is ok if we get together. I can tell in your voice you are very excited to hear me on the other end of the call. I say I will be over in an hour. You go around your place to light the candles and get some wine on ice. You want to make sure everything is perfect. I get there and wow, u have everything so beautiful. You led me to the couch, I have a seat, u pour us a glass of wine. You sit down beside me, lean over and kiss me gently. Such a soft, gentle kiss. We have a drink of the wine and talk just a lil about our day. I love how u are looking at me, and undresssing me with your eyes. I am getting excited. I put my glass down, I take yours and put it beside mine. I now get on my knees between ur legs and kiss you. I suck ur tongue into my mouth, sucking it as if it were your cock....in and out...u moan, to let me know you are enjoying it. My hands on your chest, pinching your nipples, lifting your shirt, while still kissing you deep and passionately.

Sex Survey
fill it out (if you want to) and send me the answers in private message or in a comment if you want me to retun the favor just say so at the end of your responce i will private message you my answers :) 1. How old are you? 2. What is your sexual orientation? 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex? 4. Have you ever received oral sex? 5. How many sexual partners have you had? 6. What is your pubic hair style? 7. What is your choice of underwear style? 8. Have you ever had anal sex? 9. What is your favorite position? 10. How often do you masturbate? 11. Have you ever kissed a girl? 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl? 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos? 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once? 15. Have you watched porn? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area? 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex? 18. Spit or swallow? 19. Have you ever had an orgasm? 20. D

Sex Sex Sex
day dreaming of your touch ... your hand caressing my body, kissing my my body every inch of me... when you kiss and nibble on my ear and take your tongue and go down my neck sends chills down me with excitement, tingles run threw me ... i wait for you to come around and touch my breast lick and bite and hold and suck rock hard nipples... and lick me all the way down as you are rubbing my clit with your fingers as your tongue gets closer i get more and more excited, i feel my pussy getting hotter and moist i feel your breath on me and the wetness of your tongue brushes against my clit and i feel the bumps on your tongue as you rub up and down on my clit i cant lay still i have to move with each lick... moving my hips around as you slide your tongue in my pussy... i ride your tongue like it was a hard cock... i feel your hand slide under me as i feel your middle finger slide in my wet pussy and out as you lick my asshole and slide a finger in my ass as you eat my pussy feeling the ple

Sex Sells Auction
imikimi - Customize Your World THE HOTTEST LOUNGE STAFF UP FOR AUCTION FOR U TO OWN FOR ONE WHOLE MONTH ALL URS SO LADIES AND MEN COME BID UR HEARTS OUT OWN UR FAV. MAKE THEM URS FOR A MONTH!!!! U WONT REGREAT IT:D CLINK THE LINK BELOW AND HAVE FUN!!! DJ Tesha -Engaged to Dj Bear- -Pimpette to Master-Dj @ Sex Sells@ fubar

Sex Survey....feel Free To Fill It Out And Send Me...lol
Basics 1. How old are you? 2. Look between your legs...what's your species, male or female.. (or both)? 3. Equally important, what's your sexual Orientation? 4. At what tender age did you discover the joys of masturbation? 5. Sometimes nature intends a person to discover their first orgasm later…either way when was it? 6. Uh ohh.. you went and sinned and kissed someone. When did you lose your innocence, sinner? 7. Expanding on that, when was the first time you made out with someone? 8a. How often do you masturbate? 8b. Do you fantasize usually when you do? 8c. Do you like it? 8d. Do you try to get there fast or do you deny yourself to make it last longer? 8e. Ever engage in mutual masturbation (doing it, but with a partner)? 8f. Do you own and use a dildo or vibrator? 8g. Have you ever used a foreign object but not a sex toy (cucumber, hairbrush, something like that)? Oral sex 1. In general, does the idea of oral sex appeal to you? 2. Ok great, I w

Sex Story #11
JUST ANOTHER SEX STORY.....I LOVE TO WRITE, WHEN I HAVE THE TIME, OR IS THAT WHEN I AM IN THE MOOD, LOL.....IT'S NOT TO ANYONE IN PARTICULAR, JUST FUN......WITH MY WILD IMAGINATION, LOL..... SEX STORY 11 I close my eyes and almost feel you, and how you would touch me.....kiss me so deep and passionately.....removing my clothing very slowly so ur finger tips can softly touch my skin, brush across my bra as u lift it up over my head.....turn me around, as ur lips gently touch my skin and my neck, unbuttoning my bra one latch at a time, kissing my back while removing my bra slowly.....slowly letting the straps fall over my shoulders and down my arms....u stand over me, your hands rubbing my shoulders, down my arms, u r kissing my neck, my shoulders, looking down to see my big huge breasts......your hands cup them, nipples in between your finger and thumb, u pinch and roll them.....I let out a gasp of air, my head back on your chest....our mouths meet, tongue gliding

Sex Slave Application
SEX SLAVE APPLICATION NAME: AGE: PHONE NUMBER: LIKES: DISLIKES: BRIEF DESCRIPTION: FEARS (be specific): WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO DO: HOW LONG CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH UNDER WATER: BLINDFOLD OR GAG? WHIPS OR CHAINS? HANDCUFFS OR ROPE? KNIVES OR RAZORBLADES? CANDLEWAX OR EDIBLES? TOYS? RULES: FILL OUT IF YOU WISH TO BE THE SLAVE OF THE PERSON WHO POSTED. REPOST. ADD TO IT IF YOU DESIRE. THANK YOU.

Sex Sex And More Sex
DIRTY LITTLE SECRETSTAKE THIS SURVEY! ABOUT YOU YOUR BEDROOM NAME Haha lets baby tesha hmmm YOUR POSITIONAL PREFERENCE 69 ORIENTATION Bi HAVE YOU EVER SHAVED DOWN UNDER Yeap MADE OUT WITH A GOOD FRIEND Yeap HAD MORE THAN ONE PARTNER AT A TIME Yeap im Bi SLEPT WITH SOMEONE U DIDNT LIKE JUST TO GET LAID Naw GAVE A STRANGER ORAL Naw MADE OUT IN PUBLIC Yeap HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE Yeap HAD SEX WOTH A FRIENDS DESPISED EX Naw HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND Naw WOKE UP WITH SOMEONE U NEVER MET Naw HAVE YOU EVER SPLIT BEFORE MORNING/SNUCK OUT Naw SLEPT WITH SOMEONE WHO WAS MARRIED -NOT TO YOU Naw SO DO YOU REGRET ANY OF THESE THINGS Naw WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH A FRIENDS SWEETIE IF THEY WERE REALLY HOT Naw not like that SLEEP WITH SOMEONE ELSES SPOUSE NAw CHEAT ON A LOVER Naw not like that MAKE OUT IN PUBLIC Yeap HAVE SEX IN PUBLIC Yeap GIVE ORAL TO A STRANGER Naw DATE A GOOD FRIENDS DESPISED EX NAw SNEAK OUT ON A LOVER NAw HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND Naw PICK ONE PINK OR BLACK P

Sex Sign?
Your Sex Sign is... If you've done it, you've aced it. You're a total sex master... up for almost anything, anytime. You're great at talking dirty and getting down! The catch: you never share. One look at your body, and you're lover will know that you're worth it! Scorpio, you are an erotic dynamo! You are a sexual expert, devestatingly attractive - with a pervert's vocabulary. Pair that with your hot, lusty body that just doesn't quit... Above all you need a lover with a high sex drive. You have such a fantastic sexual energy - you can consume a lover with your intensity. You love kinky sex. You love to be the dominant partner in the bedroom, and you adore sex toys of all kinds. Your favorite turn-on is watching porno movies. You are very physical and sexual in public. You will instantly stake out your claim on anyone you consider yours. You are very jealous and possessive - and can usually annihilate any competition. Your personality is st

Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: bothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: oppositeHow often do you like to have sex?: couple times a dayIs sex a top priority for you?: nopeDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: yepHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: NOPEHow do you feel about one night stands?: waste of my timeHow many one night stands have you had?: coupleWhat's your favorite position?: don't have oneWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: um anywhereDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: make loveHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yesHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: dependsDo you get off first or do they?: dependsDo you like kissing during sex?: yepDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: bothDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: bothDoes size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: nopeHow o

Sex Sex And More Sex. Shut The Hell Up
Ok so this is one thing I hate about fucking hotels. The walls are so hella thin that you can hear everything that is going on on in the rooms beside you. Like now. Mr Fucking Syupid Ass Late Night TV Water. Needs to turn his gay ass tv show down. AND Mr I am probably paying for this woman to fuck my wrinkly cock right now. Ok yea sex is fun and shit but keep it the fuck down when it is 4.30 am and I have to get my tired ass out of bed in two hours. Fuckity fuck fuckington fucksworth! This is a bad night for me people. A very bad fucking night. And again...more fucking swearing. FUCK. I swear in two seconds I am either gonna go tell the banging couple to quiet down...or let me join in. I'm cool with both.

Sex Survey! : )
The ultimate sex personal questionnaire 1.How old were you when you lost your virginity? I was 18... 2.Who was it with? The best friend of my best friends boyfriend. 3.How long was your first time? Long enough for both parties involved... 4.Were you dating your first at the time? Nope. I knew him for 2 weeks, and had hung out with him twice before. 5. Who was the first person you told you loved them? I believe it was to one of the guys I dated in high school... 6. Have you ever had a one night stand? Yep. A bunch of them. They're quite enjoyable... 7. Would you sleep with one of your friends of the opposite sex? I have before haha... 8. Would you sleep with one of your friends of the same sex? Haha, I have before... 9. How many people have you kissed passionately? I have no idea...but a lot. I get drunk, kissing starts to happen... 10. What is your favorite position? Hm, I like pretty much all of them...haha, sometimes missionar

Sex Sales And So Does Blood
Here is a few peeks at my book "SWeet Dreams ,which is located for sale at www.lulu.com and at www.thebookattic.com. If you like vampires,and sex well you should enjoy my books. In the fall my next book will be unleashed, it is called "Pixed", can you guess what happens in it? But let me know if you enjoy what you read here.Here we go...... (Taste 1) Seeing me as a vixen of sorts wasn’t my idea of a great dream. I never would guess I could dream such dreams. Dreaming I was sexy wearing a slinky red dress, rouge red lips and my eyes was so dark. I drank from a goblet with my ring’s crest on it. A dragon, with ruby eyes rested under my finger tips as I stroked my goblet. Vincent would smile and whisper how he loved me .Vincent was my handsome lover. He wore black and red, I was all over him! We were drinking a toast to something…. My name, Allie Dupree, my age twenty-one and since my eighteenth birthday Vincent would come to me. You see every night I had dreams. Not the regular dre

Sex Style Quiz
What Kind Of Sex Should You Have?KinkyYou like whips, chains..... crazy stuff. You are creative with sex. Keep it going!!!!! I hope you have a partner as kinky as you, otherwise you wont be satisfied.Sex-Intimacy Quizzes

Sex (shop) And The City
Joy toy store gets a good vibe from Park Slope parents BY TRACY CONNOR DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER Chances are it's the only sex shop in the city with a baby-changing table in the bathroom. Babeland, the city's upscale erotic toy retailer, is coming to Bugaboo Central - also known as Park Slope, Brooklyn. The booty-call boutique opens Thursday on Bergen St. near trendy Fifth Ave. next to a maternity shop, down the road from a Gymboree outlet, and around the corner from a more - ahem - traditional toy shop. Babeland owner and Brooklyn mom Claire Cavanah said the feedback has been mostly positive. "My wife is so excited," neighborhood resident Ed Oliver, 40, shouted at her as he passed by the blue-and-white storefront Tuesday. Pushing her 5-month-old daughter, Dora Guttierrez, 39, gave the new business the stroller mom's stamp of approval. "It's normal. It's healthy. I might visit it myself," she said. She had one caveat: "As long as it's sort of tasteful." In a nod t

Sex Sign
Your Sex Sign is... You've got a ton of girls and guys trying to get with you! You're pratically booked up for the next four years. Not only are you great in bed - you're great at making people feel sexy. No wonder you're so popular! Libra, as you probably have noticed, you are always surrounded by scores of admiring suitors. You are a very accomplished flirt. Catching you is not for the faint hearted. Competition is always fierce. Your innate charm and incredible looks instantly attract - and keep - your lovers. Old flames and rejected suitors always keep coming back for more. There is a strong bisexual element in your personality. You're more likely to be aroused by the same sex than other signs. In threesomes, you are more likely to prefer that one partner is opposite sex and that the third is same sex. Your lovers adore you because you are a real ego stroker. You are eager to please and will do almost anything they ask. You are a born diplomat,

Sex Story #12
FANTASY...... I sign in to get my messages and there you are......it's been awhile since I have seen or heard from you...thought you were bored of me, lol..... what's new other than making me horny..lol....from your message and your hot story you wrote to me, mmmm......now to respond to you.... of course I would not object to you fucking my tits...I would not mind at all sucking on your cock with each stroke....I love that actually....I prefer to swallow ur cum but hey, u wanna spray it over my neck and tits, go right ahead, as long as it does not go all over my face....I would even lick it off my nipples while you watched..... as long as you do not mind licking my cum from my pussy, b'coz I am sure I would be damn good and wet by the time you were done with me......I also would love to get you all hard again as soon as possible, but then again, maybe not even let you go soft at all.....flip you over on your back, kneel between ur legs, rub ur cock again between m

Sex Survey
1. Do you like it rough or sensual? There's a time for each. 2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? Opposite 3. How often do you like to have sex? more often 4. Is sex a top priority for you? no 5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner? usually 6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? Never... lately 7. How do you feel about one night stands? I don't have any regrets about the ones I had... good memories, mostly, but that's for younger people 8. How many one night stands have you had? a few 9. What's your favorite position? depends on who I am with, honestly 10. Where's your favorite place to have sex? my bed 11. Do you prefer to make love or fuck? Again, each has their time and place 12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex? yes 13. How long do you usually participate foreplay before having sex? depends on the situation. i'm sure it is never long e

Sex Stories:
Sex Stories: Birthday Bedroom Orgy.... We married young. My wife, Bianca, had promised me a surprise for my twenty-fourth birthday. I had expected a surprise party, but there was nobody in the house when we got home from work. I had no idea what to expect, but I had a feeling that it was going to be a memorable night. She looked absolutely beautiful that night, wearing her long straight black hair down, and in a sexy cocktail dress. Bianca and I met at the gym and we were both in great shape. She had large supple breasts and a flat stomach and thin waist that led down to a tight round ass. As for me, I was in the best shape of my life. I'd finally achieved the six-pack I was after, and had the pecs and arms I'd worked so hard for. I wasn't huge, but I was fit and defined. She had prepared an amazing dinner. After we ate, Bianca led me upstairs to the bedroom. We sat down on the bed and started making out. As we kissed, she started unbuttoning my shirt. I stopped and loo

Sex Signs... Astrological Sex Signs.
Okay people! So this is usually quite correct. However, I have to tell you that there are cusps on which people are born. That would mean you are a mixture of two signs. Depending on which sign you are born closer to the beginning or ending of (for instance, you're born October 24, the cusp of Libra-Scorpio, nearing the beginning of Scorpio which is October 26, you'd be more Scorpio than Libra, but have traits from both signs) Here are the cusps, so you know if you are a half and half, so to speak: Pisces-Aries cusp: March 19-24 Aries-Taurus cusp: April 19-24 Taurus -Gemini cusp: May 19-24 Gemini-Cancer cusp: June 19-24 Cancer-Leo cusp: July 19-25 Leo-Virgo cusp: August 19-25 Virgo-Libra cusp: September 19-24 Libra-Scorpio cusp: October 19-25 Scorpio-Sagittarius cusp: November 19-24 Sagittarius-Capricorn cusp: December 19-25 Capricorn-Aquarius cusp: January 17-22 Aquarius-Pisces cusp: February 16-22 Mind you there are always other contributing fac

Sex Survey 08-20-08
HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID THIS WEEK? Sure have, and Man O Man was it amazing! EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Yes Sir I have EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? yeah, (oh chewbacca, Give it to me!!!) EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY? I was pretty Close the other night, it was amazing! DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Before, with other guys, no...But Now, Yes...I love being Held by n0kkie! EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? regrets, I have no regrets...There are things that I know that I shouldn't have done, but I still don't regret it! EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? OMG, with my ex that's all I ever did!!! DIRTY TALK, OR STFU? Talk dirty to me! Pull my Hair! EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? I sure Have... EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Isn't that some sort of cheating? No, I havn't! EVER HAVE A THREESOME? Yeah, it ended akwardly EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? yeah, I have, didn't get to much in to it though. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURI

Sex Story #13
HAPPY READING.......... HOW DO YOU LIKE TO START YOUR DAY???? To wake up in the morning to make love is the best way to wake up every morning......it would make every day pleasurable and enjoyable.....cuddlying with each other, spooning, as I push my ass up against you letting you know I want to feel you inside me, grinding my ass up aginst your rock hard cock, feeling it slide between the crack of my ass, feeling the wetness from my pussy from excitement of wanting you...rubbing my clit with ur head, back and forth we both move getting more and more excited.... your hands are now cupping my breasts, your fingers tweaking my nipples, my moaning getting louder, my breathing deeper, my hand now massaging your balls, needing you deep inside me, but you are still teasing my clit with your head as you slide back and forth, kissing my neck, feeling your tongue making circular motions on my skin, thinking oh my god, I NEED YOU NOW...you move one hand down my stomach, to my

Sex Survey
will do it HERE lol (1) Is there someone on ur top friends u would like to have sex with? if i was single? yup a couple of em (2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? I dont care anytime. (3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? Yeah I'd just gotten done with a night of partying and had to pull over in front of a church and puke lol ) (4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? no... (5) Shower or bath while having sex? both are nice (6) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? either one is good for me (7) Do you love someone in your friends list? I love one of them very much and the resst I lvoe as friends (8) Love or Money? love but money is nice (9) Credit cards or cash? cash (10) Have you ever wanted a best friend? I gots one (11) Camping or a 5 star hotel? hotel lol (12) Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? In a school locker room. (13) Would you shave your entire body (i

Sex Surv.
HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID THIS WEEK? no i wish =[ EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? i want 2 EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? yea haha oops lol EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY? uh no DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? depends EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? naw EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? nope DIRTY TALK, OR STFU? ehh depends EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? yes EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? lol no EVER HAVE A THREESOME? nope..ive shared it givin head but thats it =P EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? no...it was on while messin around once tho EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? naw that doesnt work 4 me HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? yea first time...uh oh WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? my friends mom walking in on me! lol HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? 16 WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? hehehe DO YOU LIKE 69? yeah ARE YOU HORNY NOW? actually... HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? 9

Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: BothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: Opposite alwaysHow often do you like to have sex?: Daily or moreIs sex a top priority for you?: When i like someone that way,yes!Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: Usually but it depends upon the positionHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: Ooops! =) They're not strangers after you've been talking for a few hours,right? *smirk*How do you feel about one night stands?: Eh..How many one night stands have you had?: a few What's your favorite position?: Ride me cowgirl!Where's your favorite place to have sex?: whereverDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: depends on how the woman i am with is reacting to what i am doingHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: a few times..*YAWN*How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: Sometimes none at all and sometimes hoursDo

Sex Sign = Libra ?!?!
Now I'm trying to figure out something maybe you can help me out with this.... Does this quiz mean I should have been born a Libra or I should be with a Libra (I get that it says 'me') ???? I'm a June baby and a Gemini.... Your Sex Sign is... You've got a ton of girls and guys trying to get with you! You're pratically booked up for the next four years. Not only are you great in bed - you're great at making people feel sexy. No wonder you're so popular! Libra, as you probably have noticed, you are always surrounded by scores of admiring suitors. You are a very accomplished flirt. Catching you is not for the faint hearted. Competition is always fierce. Your innate charm and incredible looks instantly attract - and keep - your lovers. Old flames and rejected suitors always keep coming back for more. There is a strong bisexual element in your personality. You're more likely to be aroused by the same sex than other signs. In threesomes, you are more l

Sex Survey From Crystal :d
Do you like sex rough or sensual? Like the saying goes f*ck her like you hate her.. lol Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? Or both? Ladies only please :) How often do you like to have sex? I have a medical condition (I assume) that will cause me to die if I don't have sex every 24 hours. Is sex a top priority for you? Not as preoccupied as I used to be Do you have sex face to face with your partner? Face to face, face to back of head, face to well just about any part. How often do you have wild crazy sex with a complete stranger? Never have How do you do you feel about one night stands? Have never had one How many one night stands have you had? I was about to say one, but I remembered one girl that broke things off the very next day. So either I didn't do a good enough job, or else she was using me.. A girl just used me for sex and tossed me aside?? Cool!!! What's your favorite position? Depends on how lazy I am feeling. Where

Sex Survey Stolen From Crystal
Do you like sex rough or sensual? I'm not sure I've ever had it sensual. And it looks like I won't anytime soon.... Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? Or both? Never had it with the opposite... How often do you like to have sex? I'm happy with ANY... Is sex a top priority for you? Apparently too high cuz I'm depressed from lack of it. Do you have sex face to face with your partner? I don't remember. How often do you have wild crazy sex with a complete stranger? never How do you do you feel about one night stands? *shrugs* How many one night stands have you had? zip... they always came back for more :) What's your favorite position? democrat. Oh wait, wrong quiz. Doggy I guess. Where's your favorite place to have sex? Preferable under a guy. Do you prefer to make love or fuck? Depends Have you ever watched porn while having sex? Yep How long do u usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? Foreplay? My hubby knows no

Sex Survey
When did you loose your Virginity? 15 What was the most Unique spot you had sex? unique? Well that would depend on what you call unique. Abounded building basement or car on a back road… mmmm my fav!!!! Do you daily Masturbate? well ya! Do you NEED Porn for Masturbation? Noppers Biggest Dick you've had? The one I have with me now! Smallest Dick you've had? lol one of the ex’s Biggest Tits you've sucked on? lol ummmm none!! Longest Kiss? hour in the car on that back road, mmmmmmm Longest Relationship? 16 years Shortest Relationship? a week Have you ever cheated on your partner? was not really together when I did, but officially yes. Is it difficult to fuck on a Water Bed? hell no! Do you like sex rough or sensual? Depends on my mood. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? Or both? Opposite!!! How often do you like to have sex? 2 or 3 times a day… 4 or 5 times a week. Is sex a top priority for you? not top but it is so up there Do y

Sex Survey
Do you like sex rough or sensual? Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? Or both? How often do you like to have sex? Is sex a top priority for you? Do you have sex face to face with your partner? How often do you have wild crazy sex with a complete stranger? How do you do you feel about one night stands? How many one night stands have you had? What's your favorite position? Where's your favorite place to have sex? Do you prefer to make love or fuck? Have you ever watched porn while having sex? How long do u usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? Do you get off first or do they? Do you like kissing during sex? Do you moan? If so are you loud or quite? Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite? Dose size matter? (for girls dicks/for guys boobs)? How old were you when you lost your virginity? How many sexual partners have you had in the last month? What does your favorite fore-play include?

Sex Survey!
Do you like sex rough or sensual? Depends on the mood... there are times i love to take my time and make it last.. other times i like to be wild and fun... Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? Or both? im bi take a guess LOL How often do you like to have sex? I can go for months without sex, and there are times where i just gota have it.... Is sex a top priority for you? Not really. Do you have sex face to face with your partner? Depends on the face LOL How often do you have wild crazy sex with a complete stranger? It's been a while, but I'm not against it. How do you do you feel about one night stands? It's been awhile but personaly its not my thing.. How many one night stands have you had? College was fun, let's leave it like that. What's your favorite position? I really don't have one.....hmmmm Where's your favorite place to have sex? dont have a favorit YET! Do you prefer to make love or fuck? who cares its all the sa

Sex Signs
table width="380" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" align="center" border="0" style="border: 2px solid black; background: white;" bgcolor="#ffffff"> Your Sex Sign is... Treat you with respect and you'll give your lover incredible sex - night after night. While you're a bit old fashioned, you're a sexual expert. If someone is serious about wanting you for keeps, you won't let him or her down... (but you will go down!) Virgo, you are strikingly attractive - with the best legs and firmest ass of the Zodiac! More than anything, you must be treated with respect - no one night stands, no quickies in the back of a car. You consider lovemaking an event, and you will spend hours creating the perfect scene for love: Perfumed sheets, wine, candlelight, lingerie.... No one can beat you for sexual know-how. You are a technical expert. You know all the places your lover wants to be touched... and you can arouse anyone with your tongue and hands. You'll take special care to fi

Sex Survey Stolen From Radioxshow
Do you like sex rough or sensual? Depends on my mood...I am more partial to rough Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? Or both? opposite sex mostly.....mostly :) How often do you like to have sex? I am a nympho, I love sex! Is sex a top priority for you? Nope family, friends and education are! Do you have sex face to face with your partner? When i have a partner yes How often do you have wild crazy sex with a complete stranger? never have. How do you do you feel about one night stands? It's not my thing, I have had sex with my friends on a one time deal and I am ok with that. How many one night stands have you had? None with strangers, 2 with friends What's your favorite position? Doggie Where's your favorite place to have sex? Under the stars or in public, the thrill of being caught rocks! Do you prefer to make love or fuck? Both Have you ever watched porn while having sex? Sure have How long do u usually fore-p

Sex Survey Pm Me With Replies
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch me? 24. Would you let me scratch you? 25. Would you have to be drunk? 26. Would you date

Sex Survey..please Fill Out And Send Back!!
name: Katie Age: 27 Birthday: 12/2/81 Location: Richmond Indiana Sexual Preference: Bi Height: 5'6" Body Type: few extra pounds Eye color: blue Hair Color: dk. brown with redish highlites interests Favorite Bands: too many to name Favorite Movies: again, too many to name Religion: N/A Smoke?: cigarettes Drink?: yeah Drive?: yeah Job?: N/A Piercings/tattoos?: ears Favorite type of music: all kinds are you in a band?: uh no do you know how to play any musical instruments?: no extrassss: If we were to date where would you take me on the first date?: ????? One special thing about you: Honest and not like most girls!! One special thing about me: ????? Your favorite body part on me: ???? tell me your best qualities: same as above worst?: ???? Do you Cheat?: never Would you be Faithful?: yeah either or: makeout or sex: makeout first then sex..lol cuddle or kiss: both power puff girls or spongebob: Spongebob definatly!!! britney or christina:

Sex Survery (long)
Take this survey if you openly talk about sex What is it that you absolutely need sexually? Freaky angry monkey sex What is something you have always wanted to try? You really want to pry into this dirty mind? What is something you have never done in bed before? I don't know, make a list of everything possible, and I'll check them off and see whats left! What time of day do you like to have sex? Morning (which is my "afternoon") is my favorite time. What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? A face that looks like it "wants it" How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Not very long, hehehehe. If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Does not matter. Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? Who else is there? I don't want everyone looking at what's mine :P Have you ever faked an orgasm? How would I do that, keep a container of warm lotion hidden somewh

A Sex Scene =]
Background is, she's a vamp. Its an exert from a story i'm writing. ANY comments and suggestions are welcome! ALSO it's extremly long lol so anyone who reads it is amazing!!!!! Or even parts of it? Skip to the hot sex? COME ON PLEASE! Ashley tips her head under the hot, numbing shower spray, gently running her fingers through her long black hair, massaging her scalp. It was nice to relax after the day she’d had. Viewing dead bodies and hunting down innocent vamps is not her idea of fun. Now, relaxing under the shower, hot water beating on her tired skin, this is fun. This is why, even though she could think herself clean, she is taking a real shower. A moan escapes her lips as the water continues to beat down her body sliding over her skin. She stops, stiffening at the sound of footsteps. Pausing, she drops her guards and reaches out, sensing for a presence outside. There, right before her front door someone waited, heart beating so it wasn’t a vamp, though it could be a mort

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Sex Survey
You: What color eyes? Hair? How tall? How old? What city do you live in? Male/Female? The Private You: How many people have you had sex with in 2006? How many of those people were one night stands? How many serious relationships have you had? What is your favorite position? Have you ever slept with more than one person at a time? Him / Her: Eyes? Height? Weight? Body structure? Tall / short? Personality? Age? Misc: What is the first question you ask before having sex with someone? Have you ever considered or had a sex buddy with no relationship? If yes, how many? Have you ever not been in love with someone you had sex with? Top or bottom? Have you ever considered being with some of the same sex? What are 2 turn on's? What are 2 turn off's? Why did you feel it necessary to fill out this survey and post it for everyone to see? Who is most likely to repost this?

Sex Story #14
SEX STORY #14 Got to love an imagination......to be licked, sucked, and finger fucked....HOT.......my wetness dripping out of me, as I watch you lick me, you look up at me, glistening with my juices all over ur face......I pull you away from there, I lick ur lips so I can taste what you are so enjoying, we suck face for a lil while, and I get you to stand up in front of me, I lick the pre-cum of the head of your cock, wrapping my tongue around it, pulling it into my hot moist mouth, devouring you, sliding it up against the roof of my mouth, to the back of my throat, deeper and deeper, sucking as if you were a lollipop, hands on your balls, sucking your rock hard cock, feeling it getting harder and bigger, slowly pulling it out of my mouth, lips and tongue working your head, as my mouth is replaced with my hand, my thumb gently but firmly gliding along the main vein in your cock, feeling it fill up with your love juice, wanting it, need to feel it in my mouth, sucking harder and

Sex Sign..lol. Just 4 Fun
Your Sex Sign is... You're dreamy and romantic, with an active sexual imagination. You'll fantasize about something before trying it, and you love role play. Sex is an artistic expression, and you love to be the traditional victim in distress. Pisces, you are dreamy, romantic, and old fashioned. You are the sexual sign with the most active fantasy life. You will go to any length to act out your favorite sexual fantasy... And you are an expert role player. You love to be seduced in the most tender ways - And can seduce others according to their fantasies. You adapt to lovers' moods and leave them breathless with intensity. You are moody, and you can get wounded easily. Your gentle spirit needs protection - and usually gets it. Few can resit your capcity for love. You are mostly attracted to artistic, moody types. Your versitility makes you perfect for any lover who likes to act out sex fantasies. You'll go along with almost anything, as long as you g

Sex Survey
(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say! ....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!) ================================================================================================== What is it that you absolutely need sexually? lots of kisses..everywhere.. What is something you have always wanted to try? hmmmm....good question...sex on the beach..literally. What is something you have never done in bed before? see above What time of day do you like to have sex? IT is hard to manage with kids...soooo...I say late late at night. What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? Kisses while his hands are in my hair. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? LMAO....It depends on how frisky I am. If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Makes me quieter...lol Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach

Sex Survey
What is it that you absolutely need sexually? donkeys What is something you have always wanted to try? have sex with a mouse What is something you have never done in bed before? taken a dump What time of day do you like to have sex? preferably after lunch What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? a peehole How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? about 1min; then I have to catch those hands and punish them for wandering away If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Hopefully its my grandma, that gives me a hard on. Would you go down on your bf/gf under a restaurant table? How do you think I get my salad dressing? Where would you have sex in public? a short school bus Would you ever have sex while at work? yes, with myself Would you have sex in the dressing room of a department store? duh, theres plenty of clothes to wipe yourself with afterwards. Would you

Sex Signs
January is the first sign in the zodiac, and it's a fire sign and a cardinal one too. Perhaps it comes as no surprise then that this sign is the most forward of forward when it comes to sex.. Plenty of it is required, and the more exotic and 'dangerous' the better. Arians feel the urge to make love in the most unlikely (and frankly uncomfortable!) places, just 'because', especially if the risk of someone catching them at it is high - that just adds to the excitement. Alternatively, some (but a minority) of Arians live quite happily without any sex at all - the two extremes of the spectrum, because extreme is something Arians do well. Sexually experimental, the Aries woman is very oral, and also has a deliciously wicked sense of humour with which to charm her man both before and after love-making. Aries man is equally open-minded, but sometimes has a hard time being faithful. Naturally impulsive and often reckless, this sign above all others needs to be careful with sexual health. Tauru

A Sex Survey (kinda)
1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?? 2007? 2 2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, of these, how many have you done? 1 3. Ever been cheated on? Yes 4. Ever paid for sex? No 5. Ever been married? Yes 6. Ever been divorced? No 7. If you had to pick one whats your fave sexual position? Doggy 8. Do you own any guns? No 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? No 10. Ever been in rehab? No 11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex? Yep 12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace? No 13. Last time you masturbated? A couple nights ago 14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? Not in his current flabby state 15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance? Vince Vaughn, Criss Angel, Charlize Theron or Pink 16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? Yep 17. How many states have you lived in? 2 18. How many c

Sexsexsex
1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007? Ummm...2 2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, one 3. Ever been cheated on? yes 4. Ever paid for sex? nope 5. Ever been married? yes 6. Ever been divorced? yes 7. If you had to pick one whats your fave sexual position? The "L" 8. Do you own any guns? No 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? never been arrested 10. Ever been in rehab? nope 11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex? Just kissing 12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace? No lol 13. Last time you masterbated? ummm saturday 14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? nope 15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance? Will Smith 16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? yes, when i was a full-time mommmy 17. How many states have you lived in? 2

Sex Survey, Created On Demand. Hells Yeah.
Twenty Questions on Kink (Well, some are related, so not really 20, but stfu) 1. Let's start fairly basic. Have you ever fantasised about complete loss of control during sex, IE, objectification or total power exchange? Yup. 2. If you were a slippery fucker in the last question and didn't specify which, which one? And have you actually done it? The latter. Yes. Both ways, in fact, though I'm not very good at submission. I end up topping from the bottom. 3. "Dirty fucking bastard" / "Filthy little fucking whore". Dyou fantasise about talking REALLY filthy during sex? Hells yes. 4. Ever actually do it? (Insert amusing story here if you have one.) Fuck yes, but mostly because of the reaction it causes in those who enjoy being on the receiving end of it. - One time I got over-excited after a breakup during rebound sex and called a girl a kinky little bitch. My ex had loved it. The new girl... didn't. Whoops. 5. Ever been to hospital as a direct result of sex? S

Sex Survey
sex survey Are you daring enough to answer this and send it back ? Name: Age: Would you have sex with me? What positions would you want to be in? Would you give me oral pleasure? Would you have hard pounding sex, make love, or mix it up? Would you have sex with me the first night we met? Would you give me a naked pic? Would you do me in a hot steamy shower? Would you let me handcuff or tie you to the bed? Would you join me in a 3-some? What is it about me that makes you want to have sex with me? Would you talk dirty to me while we had sex? Where would you like to be when we have sex? Would you have sex with me in front of other people? Would you have multiple sex sessions with me in the same night? Would you have sex with me in the rain, letting me bend you over the hood of a car? Would you mind if we got nasty and dirty like in a porno? Would you have phone sex with me? Phone number? Would you have sex with me once and then leave me the next day? Would you tell

Sex Story!
Its really odd sometimes when I think about it as a long time married guy how out of touch you become with the sexual come ons from the opposite sex in my case. I started to notice this towards the end of last year after having a meet from another group of net friends. Some of these ladies I had chatted to on occasion in a very sexual manner hell I like cybering. So do they! It was almost the end of the day and hotel rooms had been booked when a lady some 30years my junior said, "I have the chance to swap rooms!" Thicky me said, "As long as you are happy in the room you are going to." "You dont understand I want to be your room partner!" Turned out she had used her mam's connection and played cyber fun with me and wanted to try for real even though she knew my age and could see my disability. Thankfully it was only one night we were staying I was so stiff correction all my joints were so stiff could hardly drive home. Case of extra pain killers and a huge smile!:

Sex Story #15
I know you love to please me and as much as I am enjoying how you kiss, lick, touch, nibble me all over, I am craving to do the same to you.....the need to let you lay back and enjoy what is about to come ur way....I stand beside the bed, ask you to sit at the edge...you do just that, I come closer to you, u reach out to pull me a lil closer, and I say no hands, no touching me in any way, it's my turn to tease and please you.....I look u in the eyes, my nose touching urs, I kiss ur lips gently, but hardly even touching....my hand reaches up, slightly brushes ur cheek, my finger tips tickling ur skin...running thru ur hair, pulling u a lil closer so I can kiss u a lil' deeper now.....my hands barely on ur shoulders, moving down ur back, using just my finger tips, feeling more like a feather, I feel u shiver from my touch....still kissing you in a teasing way, u go to reach for my breast, and I say no hun, no touching me.....enjoy the sensations I am sending thru ur body with gentle touc

Sex Survey
What is it that you absolutely need sexually?ummm..is this a trick question? What is something you have always wanted to try? Midgets What is something you have never done in bed before? Feathers What time of day do you like to have sex? anytime What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? PancakesHow long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?3.14 secondsIf someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited UM....no Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? depends on circumstance Have you ever faked an orgasm? no What Part of your body are you self-conscious about?Manbewbz Do you have any sexual regrets?yeah - If a lover cheated on you would you take them back?NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!! How Important is

Sex Slaves
Friend and I had an argument: I said that retards would make perfect sex slaves, since they don't know whats goin on, wouldn't tell, and alotta ppl would pay good bux to bang a cute tard girl (I saw one at a Botanical Garden, and was like "whoa, thats a waste of tits!" She said I'm fuckin sick.

Sex Story #16
We meet for the 1st time after chatting on line and several phone conversations. I am walking towards u, as u are standing beside ur car, watching me as I get closer, I look up, our eyes lock, a smile across both our faces, I reach u, we embrace into a tight but gentle hug. We look at each other, saying it's a pleasure meeting u as we tremble in each others arms as our lips meet, in a deep, soft, passionate kiss. We are both so hot with desire for each other after all the erotic conversations, not being able to stop how we are feeling for each other, thankfully we are in a somewhat secluded area, our hands exploring each others bodies as we kiss more deeply, our breathing heavier, knowing we want each other right here and now. Not wanting to stop to find a more secluded area, or a bed to be completely alone. I help u out of ur shirt, admiring ur tattoos, my hands running over ur back, ur shoulders, admiring ur smooth skin, kissing ur chest, gliding my tongue over ur very erect nipples

Sex Sells............
I have read 7 out of 11 (skipped 8 because it was OUT and read 9) The Sword of Truth by............Terry Goodkind so I don't have the 10th one and have no desire to read the 8th (the one I skipped) I am now reading TERROR by Dan Simmonds............so far it is fukked up but if you know me.........you KNOW I like Fukked up........ Anyhow.............have a suggestion on any good books? p.s. I was a library nerd back in the day (83-85 etc etc)................one book that sticks in my mind was titled "HER" It was about a man and a woman having an affair and the SEX was graphic and stimulating tew say the least...............odd how such a book would stick in my mind .......... *touch me I am a freak* dig it

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Sex Survey
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. How many times would you like to cum? 19. Do you like foreplay? 20. What is foreplay to you? 21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

"sex. Sex Sells." I Knew I Liked Zombiemonkey For A Reason.
Favourite position? It depends on my mood, really. Sometimes I like being the supervisor. Others, I am perfectly content with something entry level. Whatever pays the bills, I guess. What turns you on the most? I have a thing for a yellow rubber raincoat on a guy with a beard. It especially helps if he stands under a fake weather machine and holds up a box of breaded, processed fish product. Does size matter? Well, of course. I hate it when I can't fit all my furniture and knick-knacks into a room. I really deplore clutter, so I need a lot of space. Most times in one day? What's the square root of 525,600? Most orgasms in one session? Zero. I didn't know that sound checks gave other people orgasms...I'll have to check into that.... What do you think about during sex? Laundry, how much I would like a new puppy because they are so gosh-darn loyal, and sometimes, on special occasions, what drawings I can mentially pull out of the popcorn on my ceiling. Ever had a t

Sex Survey
Do you like it rough or sensual?: BOTH Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: OPPOSITE ONLY How often do you like to have sex?: AS MUSH AS POSSIBLE Is sex a top priority for you?: YES AND NO Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: YES How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: NOT LATELY :(How do you feel about one night stands?: OK AS LONG AS ITS FUN How many one night stands have you had?:17 What's your favorite position?: DOGGYWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: ANYWHERE Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: BOTH Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: OOHHH YEAH How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: DEPENDS ON HOW HORNY WE BOTH ARE Do you get off first or do they?: USUALLY THEM A FEW TIMES FIRSTDo you like kissing during sex?: YES Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: I DUNNO IF YOU'D CALL IT MOANING, BUT THE VOLUME VARIESDo you prefer your partner to be l

Sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,
Mission for missionary Missinary quite contary How dose your graden grow A sixty niner is alaways finer come on let's go,dont be slow Diggy doggy,bend over and I'll do you,real slow,no really slow We both stand up you pretend youre looking over my shoulder for a four leaf cover We both pretend that we dont know we sit up an face each other well just sit till the cows come home I'll lie on my back you pretend your at the track you saddle me like you would a colt I'll just lie there try not to bolt Sex,sex,sex,sex,sex,sex

Sex Survey
Please send me your answers in a private message. They will be kept top secret. Favorite sex position? What turns you on the most? Does size matter? Most times in one day? Most orgasms in one session? What do you think about during sex? Ever had a Three-some? How often do you masterbate? Do you like oral? What's better, someone you care about or a one night stand?

Sex Survey 2
Please send me your answers in a private message. They will be kept top secret. what's your name? sex or money? what's your favorite position during sex? how often do you have sex? do you lick/suck? do u have a big/medium/small penis? are you a freak? name someone you wanna fuck now? one thing you would change about your sexual porformance 1-10 you in the bed[be honest]

Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69 Do you like it rough or sensual?: A LIL OF BOTH Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: OPPOSITE How often do you like to have sex?: DAILY Is sex a top priority for you?: YES Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: HELL YEAH How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: NEVER How do you feel about one night stands?: DONT LIKE THEM How many one night stands have you had?: 4 OR 5 What's your favorite position?: ALL OF THEM Where's your favorite place to have sex?: WHEREVER..HEHE Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: FUCK Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: OH YEAH How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: DEPENDS ON HOW NEEDY..LOL Do you get off first or do they?: ALL DEPENDS.. Do you like kissing during sex?: ABSOLUTELY Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: YES I DO...PRETTY LOUD.. D

Sex Survey (inquiring Minds Want To Know)
Do you like it rough or sensual?:both, there is a time to be rough and a time to be sensualDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?:opposite sex, at this time i just like kissing the same sexHow often do you like to have sex?:alotIs sex a top priority for you?:no my relationship is way more importantDo you have sex face to face with your partner?:opposed to what lol yesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?:neverHow do you feel about one night stands?:not for meHow many one night stands have you had?:0What's your favorite position?:i have to pick one damnWhere's your favorite place to have sex?:sensual on a bed, rough up against a wallDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?:both Have you ever watched porn while having sex?:yesHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?:i dont time myselfDo you get off first or do they?:i probably doDo you like kissing during sex?:yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?:yes a

Sex Stuff 101
Women who went to college are more likely than high school dropouts to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex. The inventor of Vaseline ate a spoonful of the stuff every morning! The G in 'g-string' stand for groin. One punishment for an adulterous wife in medieval France was to make her chase a chicken through town naked. More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a typical French kiss! German soldiers, both heterosexual and homosexual, are allowed to have sex with each other! Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. Formicophilia' is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals

Sex Story
One day you are online and you see an advert for discreet sex dating pleasure garuanteed, you feel a slight feeling stir deep within and think why not! Very nervously you fill in details and press enter. You now wonder why did you do that? But you hopefully they might not get back to you and you carry on with what you were doing. As the next hour goes past you get an email from the site about your request for a sex date and your heart skips a beat as you open the message and read on. It gives you a date a couple of nights later and an address and how to get there etc. Now your palms are really sweaty and all these thoughts run through your head like who might turn up and what might be in store it's so nerve racking just not knowing but also just the thought turns you on and even excitement makes you think 'stuff it!' and thats when you make the descision to go ahead and do it. over the next two days you get some nice a nice sexy outfit and shoes ready for that nite.

Sex Story
One evening the rain beats down while im walking along a long road to nowhere, fields all around. I can feel the rain soaking through to my skin so I decide to try and find shelter, and as I make that decision the thunder starts and my head just drops as i look around. In the distance I spy what looks to be a barn in the distance and a light coming from within so I head straight for it at a quick pace. I find the path or road unsure which all the way up to the barn, nothing but a farm well in the distance so im glad that I find shelter so soon. I call out as I near the barn to whom ever is inside so they wont be startled and as i get right up to the open door a female voice calls back so I enter. When I step inside I see what looks to me to be an angel, beautiful and blonde, about 5ft 6inches but the prettiest eyes and nicest smile ive ever seen. Then you speak to me and tell me to get my jacket and shirt off otherwise i will die a deat

Sex Story
I'm sat at a bar and i look over and see you sexily teasing a straw with your mouth. You don't notice me at first and im thinking you look hot when you turn your head and see me staring at you. I look away quickly knowing i've been caught, and after a minute or so i look back over to see you with a smile that says 'I seen you watching me'. I'm really nervous at this point but i smile get up and walk over to where you're sat at the bar and introduce myself, at which point i see your drink is nearly empty so offer to buy you one. You smile and accept, i ask is it ok if i sit next to you. I know you're alone and you offer the seat to me. As the evening goes on and we're chatting you occasionally brush my leg with yours just ever so slightly. As the night goes on and I am starting to relax i offer you another drink, but you decline put your hand on my knee lean over and whisper ' but if you walk me home you can have one at mine' well, my jacket was on so quick and before I knew it we were

Sex Story
So sat here naked on my bed i wonder what your voice sounds like and i begin to drift off into my little sexual fantasy. I think of travelling to see you, all full of nerves because already i know you're interested sexually and i know i so don't want to dissapoint. when i first see you i think wow, i must've won the lottery and just think how strikingly sexy you are but i feel to shy to speak them. you obviously look at me and think i pass the first test, which is such a relief. We go into yours and have a couple of cups of coffee while we chat and get to know each other better. the more we talk the more relaxed we both feel. After about an hour or so we decide that we are both a bit hungry and decide on going out to a bar and having a few drinks and a meal at the same time, so both take turns to get ready. A little while later we both are in the local having a nice meal and getting nicely relaxed as the alcohol kicks in. At some point the conve

Sex Survey
Take this survey HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID THIS WEEK? EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY? DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? DIRTY TALK, OR STFU? EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? EVER HAVE A THREESOME? EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?

Sex Survey
PORN: 1. Have you ever seen porn: Umm..no..I..a 26 year old male has NEVER seen porn... 2. Do you own porn, if so what kind: YES!..opps..that contridicted #1..umm..I'll admit I have lesbian porn(they were a gift) and Asian porn(also a gift) 3. Have you ever made porn: If you count solo acts...then yes 4.What kind of porn do you hate: Compilation..sorry..I like to see how they got to the point of the sex scene 5. What kind of porn do you like: I'm not going to lie...girl-on-girl..toy free..with great build up.with deep kissing..and no music..I like to hear them 6. Do you masturabte during porn: Depends TYPE OF PEOPLE YOU HAVE HAD SEX WITH: 1. MEN: Ever had sex with an older woman: I've only had sex with older women..I LOVE older women, I've never had sex with a girl younger than me, cause they never seem sexually attracted to me as much as older women WOMEN: Ever had sex with a younger man: 2. Ever had sex with a plus size person: YES!...they seem to be more wild, one told

Sex Seems So Overrated
Sex seems so overrated when all we want is to be titillated. Why is it the only way our love can be demonstrated. Why is it the only way we can be emotionally ventilated. Yet we only search for a way to be penetrated. I lay upon my bed and wish for my brain to be elevated. I want my temple to be celebrated, and When the love fades I fear I'll be devastated. I want my heart serenaded, by whom my soul I've dedicated. Sex is so Overrated! Is there another way it can be emulated? by he whom I've delegated? Until that day my temple gates will be barricaded!!

Sex Story #17
DREAMING... I thought about you all day yesterday...and I can't stop thinking about us in a room, all alone...you sound so romantic, so passionate and oh so sensual...I keep closing my eyes, picturing me standing there (against the wall) in my black dress, high heels, feeling your hands on my.body, soft and gentle, teasing me, unzipping the zipper slowly, kissing my back, unbuttoning my bra, feeling your finger tips run across my back, feeling the dress drop over my shoulders to the floor, I hear you step back, to check out the black silk and lace undies I am wearing, to only feel Ur hands on my ankles, taking off my high heels, so, I get better balance, Ur hands now running up each of my legs, finger tips running across my opening, feeling how wet I am already for you, cupping my ass with Ur hands, pulling my panties down my legs, stepping out of them, u part my legs, feeling Ur lips, kissing up my calf, moving from one to the other, up my thighs, to my ass, fingers sliding acro

Sex Science And Sybians With Ssss
Tracey Sweet, Courtney Taylor, Dr. Hernando Chaves, Tasia Sutor, Dr. Susan Block, Ana Foxxx, Dr. Diana Wiley, "Sex Nerd Sandra" Daugherty. Photo: JuxLii Length: 102:15 minutes Date: 4/21/2012 Education is power, and sex education is sexual power. Why do we need a good sex education? Because repression relies on ignorance. We need education in the sexual sciences to counter damaging, sometimes deadly superstitions and misinformation. We need education in the sexual arts to help improve our erotic lives and keep our families intact. We need education in sexual psychology and philosophy to help us determine our true sexual nature and cultivate it in a fulfilling, ethical manner. We always aim to educate as we stimulate and agitate on the show, and this broadcast focuses on the sexual sciences, featuring leading members of The Society for the Scientific Study of Sexuality, SSSS or “Quad S” as they call it. It takes place during the weekend of the SSSS 2012 Weste

Sex..sex..sex
HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT SEX IN YOUR LIFE SEX IN THE MORNING SEX IN THE EVENING EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY SEX...SEX...SEX... SEX IS GREAT SEX IS BAD DO IT HARD WHEN YOU GET MAD SEX TODAY SEX TOMORROW SEX EVERYDAY WHEN YOU'RE IN SORROW SEX ON THE BED SEX ON THE FLOOR HAVE IT EVERYDAY YOU WILL WANT MORE...

Sex Toys And Popularity
Sex toys have become increasingly popular in recent history. They are used in solitary sex as well as sex with a partner. Both men and women use sex toys, but it appears that more sex toys exist for women than men. This suggests that women may purchase more sex toys than men. In the mid-1900's, women who used sex toys generally kept it private. However, in modern times many women freely and openly purchase a variety of sex toys. This is mainly due to the fact that it has become an accepted fact that women purchase and use sex toys. FACT: Approximately 45% of women have used a sex toy at least once. While it is common for men to discuss or admit that they masturbate, this number greatly decreases in men who admit to possessing or using sex toys. On the other hand, "as women have become more informed and liberated in their attitudes toward masturbation, they have increasingly used hand-held vibrators to enhance sexual sensations." In a study by Masters & Johnson, almost 50% of t

Sex Test
You scored as Foreplay. You most prefer foreplay, which has everything to do with oral sex, teasing, biting, licking, scratching, toe sucking, massage and anything else you can think of just short of full penetration. Though toys may or may not be ruled out, you really tend to go for the teasers like oils, foods (like whipped cream), feathers, petals, ice cubes, candles and lingerie. There's allot you can do with an erogenous zone and the more experience there is, the more fun you're having. It's great for your libido, bonding with your partner(s) and you could pull an all nighter quite often.Foreplay95%Kama Sutra88%Masturbation73%Fantasy65%Erotica65%Frottage & Tribadism53%Role Swap/Play43%Submission43%Fetish43%Domination

69 Sex Tricks
1. Make him stay at the shallow end to make sex better for you. US sex gurus Masters and Johnson found that the outer third of the vagina is the most sensitive, so deep thrusting isn't essential. Have him 'dip' the tip of his penis into your vagina - it'll feel great for both of you. 2. Spice up your sex life by doing it in the cupboard under the stairs - seriously. Novelty is an intense aphrodisiac, and any unusual setting with strange sensations, smells and muffled sounds, will make sex feel new, upping the excitement. 3. Have your man sit on top of the washing machine while you have sex (you perched on top, with your legs wrapped around his waist). The vibrations carry through his penis, turning it into a wonderful vibrator. 4. Select the cottons cycle for the best results. It's a warm wash so his bum won't get cold, plus it has the longest, fastest spin. Feel those good vibrations. 5. By placing a pillow under your bottom you're creating an orgasm optimum 26-degree

Sex Therapy
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?" "Well, yes, I actually did once." "And how did your husband look?" "Angry, very angry." At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw his face that time?" "He was looking through the window at us!"

Sex Test
********************************************************************* SEX TEST ********************************************************************* 1) IF YOU HAD A CHOICE HOW OFTEN WOULD YOU HAVE SEX_________ A. AS OFTEN AS EVERY DAY AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT B. A FEW TIMES A WEEK C. JUST A FEW TIMES A MONTH TO KEEP FROM FEINDING D. NOT TO OFTEN I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO A-10 B-5 C-3 D-1 (2) DO YOU MASTURBATE________________ A. YES B. I'VE DONE IT, BUT NOT MY THING C. NO A-15PTS B-5PTS C-1PTS (3) HAVE YOU EVER MASTURBATED 4 YOUR PARTNER WHILE THEY SAT AND WATCHED______________ A. YES B. THOUGHT ABOUT IT C. NO A-10PTS B-5PTS C-1PT (4) HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO WATCH YOUR PARTNER MASTURBATE____________ A.YES B.THOUGHT ABOUT IT C.NO A-10PTS B-5PTS C-1PT (5) HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PARTNER MASTURBATE FOR YOU WHILE YOU SAT AND WATCHED__________

Sex Therapy
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you." "On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue. "Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his love pole. Then like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut." The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful. They told their

Sex Tips For Him To Pleasure Her
All About The Penis: Sex tips for him to pleasure her This post has more tips for men to use so that they can help their partner reach higher levels of sexual pleasure. There's another page or two of tips for women who want to increase their partner's sexual pleasure located here. *************************** Please submit your own sexually stimulating tips here! *************************** Understand her sexual drive varies from day to day. A woman's sexual cycle depends on her hormones, which in turn determine how much she desires sex and how sexy she feels. If you're in a regular relationship, you could keep a chart of her cycle and her sexy periods, so that you know when sex is most likely to happen. But in general, the sexiest times are immediately before and after her period. ******* Understand what turns her on. ******* First, she needs to trust you. This not necessarily the same as being relaxed - it means having a perception in her mind that she

Sex Tips
Some women don't know how to orgasm, while others need nothing more than a whisper to reach orgasmic heights. And then there are the others -- those women who have the capability to squirt their juices all over the bed, the floor, or even you. Although I'd like to believe that every woman is capable of reaching such heights of sexual ecstasy, unfortunately, there are many women out there who disagree. And if they're not willing to open their minds to the idea of ejaculating, no matter how hard I try to convince them (yeah, it's a dirty, messy job, but someone's gotta do it), then that's their prerogative. Nevertheless, if you've got yourself a woman who is very sexually in tune with herself, and would be willing to let you manipulate her vagina until she ejaculated all over you, then today's tip is going to leave you soaking wet. Before she starts squirting! As I've already mentioned, a woman's ejaculate is expelled from the urethra, the same place that urine comes ou

Sex Test
Whats your sex style? Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY! Take this test

Sex Test
table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'> You scored as Very horny. You are very horny. You have a lot of desire. You get hard or wet very easily. Be careful to not let your sex drive go too far. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Super Horny69%Very horny69%Not horny56%Normal Horny56%A little horny56%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Sex Tests
Whats your sex style? Romantic Sex StyleYou like to take it slow, lots of kissing and touching. Just like in a Chick flick... takes the girls away! At best when you are in love with your sex partner, and if not...they will be! Take this test

Sex Toys Are Win-win: A Guide For Men
Sex Toys Are Win-Win: A Guide for Men Why guys shouldn't be intimidated by vibrators The old-fashioned vibrators were pretty scary: Ten inches long with lifelike veins and made of a squishy, horrible material that made them alarmingly penislike ‑- except much bigger and much longer and much wider and ohmigod, is that what women really want? The answer is no. Then why were they created that way? Because those sex toys were designed by men ‑- men who, sadly, didn't have any idea of what turns women on. Fast-forward to the 21st century: Now, most successful vibrator lines are heavily influenced by women ‑- and the first thing you'll notice is that most aren't even penis shaped. They're designed to stimulate the clitoris, which is outside the vagina, rather than for penetration. Yes, the "Rabbit," made famous by Sex and the City, is a firm favorite, but many women just turn it around to use the clitoral stimulator instead of inserting it. The reason? Well, bra

Sex Test
1) IF YOU HAD A CHOICE HOW OFTEN WOULD YOU HAVE SEX_________ A. AS OFTEN AS EVERY DAY AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT B. A FEW TIMES A WEEK C. JUST A FEW TIMES A MONTH TO KEEP FROM FEINDING D. NOT TO OFTEN I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO A-10 B-5 C-3 D-1 (2) DO YOU MASTURBATE________________ A. YES B. I'VE DONE IT, BUT NOT MY THING C. NO A-15PTS B-5PTS C-1PTS (3) HAVE YOU EVER MASTURBATED 4 YOUR PARTNER WHILE THEY SAT AND WATCHED______________ A. YES B. THOUGHT ABOUT IT C. NO A-10PTS B-5PTS C-1PT (4) HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO WATCH YOUR PARTNER MASTURBATE____________ A.YES B. THOUGHT ABOUT IT C.NO A-10PTS B-5PTS C-1PT (5) HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PARTNER MASTURBATE FOR YOU WHILE YOU SAT AND WATCHED_______________ A.YES B.NO, BUT INTERESTED C.NO A-10PTS B-5PTS C-1PT (6) DO YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE ORAL SEX____________ A. YES B. YES, BUT NOT TO OFTEN C. NEVER TRIED BUT VERY CURIOUS D. NO A-10PTS B-3PTS C-5PTS D-1P

Sex Test
You have a sexual IQ of 144 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Thingy
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexterday
Yesterday, when I saw you for the first time in 3 weeks, it was like seeing you for the first time again.. The feelings I had then, I had Yesterday.. It was exciting and hot ....God, you smelled so sweet...Your eyes saw right through me and you knew what I really wanted...I still feel your touch, how soft your hands were as they were trembling in mine...The touch of your lips upon mine sent fireworks through my body and then you kissed my neck..God, you knew right were to go ......... Oh how I wished we were alone yesterday, I could of showed you how much I've really missed you... Yesterday I wish was here today, for you are not here as well as yesterday being gone...Yesterday I will not forget, for the memories I have I will hold on to for the next visit we have....Yesterday won't be gone and neither will you....I miss yesterday and YOU ......

Sex Toys
Why Sex Toys are Better Than Men 1. They don't talk back. 2. You don't have to worry about STD's. 3. You don't have to worry about getting pregnant. 4. You don't have to worry about your toy cheating on you. 5. You don't have to worry about it lying to you. 6. It's there for you no matter what. 7. You don't have to worry about where it is or what it is doing. 8. You never have to wonder about what it is thinking. 9. It likes you regardless of what you look like. 10. You don't have to worry if its going to call you the next day.

Sex Toy Sales Banned In California County
Ban On Sex Devices February 6, 2007 Fox40 KTXL Sacramento SACRAMENTO COUNTY — Sacramento County supervisors approved a first for California, a ban on the sale of sex devices near schools, churches, and parks. The move is in response to an Orangevale business that has drawn protests by neighbors. The Cupid's Love Boutique was supposed to be a lingerie shop when it opened in December, but it also sells adult materials, including DVD's, lotions, condoms, and exotic sex toys. The county promptly limited those items to 25 percent of its floor space. Even so, it's near an elementary school, several day care centers, and homes. Manuel Sol runs the the Oranangevale Meat Shoppe a few doors down. He says his business is being hurt. Protests by neighbors prompted Supervisor Roberta McGlashen to craft an ordinance banning the sale of sex devices within a thousand feet of schools, bus stops, libraries and child care centers. MacGlashan said, "I view this as further strengthening the

Sex Test
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Test
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Type
You prefer Passionate sex! You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Talk Q&a
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? 2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? 3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? 4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? 5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? 6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? 7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? 8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? 9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? 10. EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? 11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? 12. EVER WATCH PORN DURING Sex? 14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? 15.HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? 16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? 18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? 20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? 21. HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? 22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? 23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? 24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? 25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? 26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD? 27. LINGERIE? WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX: [ ] park [ ] church parking lot [ ] cemetery [ ] sc

Sex Toys
Hey people i just thought i'd post a new blog. This time im dissing on lame ass people who want to judge something they have never tried. I can't stand it when people think im weird because i think its okay for couple's to be swingers or that i love sex toys. I'm open and thats just the way i am. No it's not whorish and so what what if it's not normal. Normal's overrated anyways i refuse to conform so girls enjoy your sex toys and guys have fun spicing things up and to all you other folks who thinks its wrong just shut the hell up haters. I mean really whats so wrong with it. Everybody deserves toys even grown folks whats the point in living by society's rules. Why limit yourself and think of the fun you could of have. So be unique don't conform and play with ya toys. HAHA

Sex Talk 1
Warning for my friend Jess.. me being blunt about sex and all that You may not want to read. haha I don't understand why guys feel an apprehension when it comes to their women using vibrators, or why women are shy/scared about buying them. For the men: You mean to tell me you don't ever look at porn and jack off? Yes, you're not using a toy usually, but if there was a toy out there that was just like getting a blowjob and vibrated, men would buy them. It's just like when guys use lube while jacking off. Feels more like a pussy than a dry hand. Hell, I believe that women should have toys. Most women have never had a good orgasm, or as I tell Lesa, "you had a stupid orgasm." The type of orgasm where you don't have just one or two, you lose count as they blend with each other, and when they finally subside, you're 'stupid'. Meaning you can't think, and your mind is all jumbled. It's a good orgasm, but for the next 5-10 minutes, you feel stupid as you can't even put togeth

Sex Test
Fill this out and let me know your answers 1. Anal or oral? 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? 3. Ice or feathers? 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? 5. Movie porn or live porn? 6. What do you wear to bed ? 7. Love making or hard fucking? 8. Do you shave ? 9. Spit or swallow? 10. Do you masturbate ? 11. Whats your turn on ? 12. Whats your favorite position ? 13. Do you belive in no glove no love ? 14. Where would you really love to have sex ? 15. How long can you go ? (and be honest) 16. Bondage or soft & gentle ? 17. Have you ever had sex in public ? 18. Do you touch yourself and get turned on ? 19. Is there anyone on your mind you want to have sex with ? 20. List one person on your friends/family/fan list you would have sex with? Be honest !!

Sex Toy
I feel like a sex toy That is all I ever really was Held down And played with No feelings or emotions Just a hollow body A child's mind And my heart wrenching screams That tore me apart No one ever heard me Or so it seems Used And tossed to the side Always trying to run and hide Scared And scared My soul forever taken By one too many people Who took me forsaken I will never be the same I'm torn to little pieces Pieces' of me'gone Lost My mind is like a whirlwind Never really slowing down My heart is frozen From the hate' I need this all to end Before it's all too late These memories attacking me Driving me insane I just want this all to make sense This little girl Used And abused Simply tossed away I was doomed from the start I never knew What love was And now My sick and twisted perception Maybe holding me back from all that I love Worthless Useless Merely a toy Just some guy's fun Is all I ever was My voice gone I could never

Sex Toys Sex Toys
My subject today Sex toys, sex toys, sex toys. I got started talking about them with a friend and well I have all this stuff sitting in my head now. Horny as hell and bored outta my mind. UGH! So my mind can't help but wander. Sex toys, sex toys, sex toys!!! Some people say they have no use for them in their sex lives and that they have no interest. That's absolutely fine! But for those who want to experiment, sex toys can be a way to unwind by yourself and give yourself pleasure, a way to get off without your partner, and a way to bring some new fireworks into the bedroom. Sex toys CAN get expensive. In fact, dildos can range from $30 to even over $200. BUT the vibrating egg is one of the cheapest sex toys on the market. You can get a vibrating egg through catalogs and at stores routinely for under $20. I personally have a wireless remote controlled one that is positively awesome! Boy could I tell you some stories. The vibrating egg is about two inches long and is

Sex Test
This is called the "Sex GAME" Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? Dear _________, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay I think ur pretty [] Sexy [] Ugly!

Sex Therapy In Florida
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor gasps and raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking him to observe them, for his sexual advice, that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50 and he then says good bye. The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to observe them again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees, again amazed that they are on such a frequent sexual schedule at their age. This happens again over the next few weeks. Each time the couple makes an appointment, asks him to observe, then has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor and leaves. Finally, after five or six weeks of thi

Sex Toy Party?
I was just invited to one, I had no idea they existed outside of shitty sitcoms "for women"! Should I go? I like the girls that are going to be there, but I don't know if I can deal with a Mary Kay-type waving a dildo in my face. That may be a fantasy for some, but it's not really mine. Opinions?

Sex Test
You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Today, Sex Tomorrow
Sex, Sex, Sex Today I vex, cause there is no sex Tomorrow I vex cause there is sex Amazing that sex excites me one moment Yet the next day I momentarily regretfully repent When I experimented with Moments of sex Today I cannot get enough of sex Today I itch for sex like a bitch Today I yearn for sex and ask when, when, when? Today I dream of sex and juicy sex streams Today I want sex & hunt for my first & last ex Hit me with a sixty-nine That will do me just fine Hit with an orgy of sexual erotic ness Scream out a forgery of moanful gladness Sex, Sex, Sex Today I vex, Because of sex Sex, Sex, Sex Today I vex with my ex Because there is no sex Today I think sex with a flirty wink I think of sex and its erotic stinks I think of sex and the color pink I think of sex and how it all links In a city of sexuality, creativity and longevity Today I embrace sex Like all races I embrace sex Go back to history and trace When sex

The Sex Test...are You Up For It?
The Sex Test...Are You Up For It? The Sex Test...Are You Up For It? Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you... +Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun --Below 50 means you are real fun and damn good in bed ;). AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!) Copy this and post your own bulletin! Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?" -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated. -Subtract 3 if you have fingered

Sex Test
Whats Your Sex StyleHARDCORE!!You like it given to you rough! You like the stereo blaring and hearing eachother heavy breathing. you love to get intimate How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Sex Tips For Geeks: On Being Good In Bed
Like being sexy and picking up women, and dating successfully, being good in bed is a skill that will never develop if you fear failure too much. Rather, it feeds on its own success. So the most important thing you need to know about being good in bed is that it's not really very complicated or difficult at all. Oh, sure, if you're an accomplished sexual athlete/aesthete you can pore over the Kama Sutra and try exotic positions and dabble in sex toys and scented oils and variations for more than two people. These things have their place and you'll get to them. But they are really the last 10% of the experience; the first 90% percent consists of learning how to have basic satisfying sex face-to-face with one partner, factory equipment only. Guys, a few simple techniques and the right attitude will get you most of the way to that goal. And, by the way, part of the reason is today's girls; it has been long enough since really effective and easy contraception was first deployed in th

Sex Toy
I've been interested in trying one of these for quite a long time. My last girlfriend was not very "open" to trying new things and wanted nothing to do with toys. Not currently having a partner I don't even have a reason to purchase one. So, I'm wondering if anyone else has had any experience with one of these. I'd like to hear your opinion. I'd consider making a MUMM for this, but know that the chances of receiving a serious answer is nill at best. Thanks to all the MUMMrats, bashers, haters, and trolls. Thanks.

Sex Toys
Over time, the most widely recognized sex toy is the dildo, thought of by many as an artificial or substitute penis. Collectors of erotic objects d'art will be familiar with statues of male figures with often exaggerated erect penises, dating from ancient times, and similar objects produced up until the present day by certain indigenous groups in the Third World. A variety of cultures have produced dildos, or objects so representational of the penis that it is safe to assume that they were utilized by at least some persons for vaginal or anal stimulation. Female fertility figurines, by contrast, are much less likely to have exaggerated genitals, and there is no indication that carved or molded objects resembling vulvas were historically used as masturbation enhancers by men. Most dildos available commercially today are mass-produced in Hong Kong (and to a significantly lesser extent in the United States, China, Germany, and Japan). Virtually all of them are made of malleable pl

A Sex Test For Rednecks
A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False Semen is a term for sailors. True or False Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. True or False A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.

Sex Tell Me!!
1. Who wud be in control? 2. Wud u grab my head? 3. Wud u whisper in my ear? 4. Wud u talk dirty to me? 5. Wud u kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Wud u say my name? 7. Wud u go down on me? 8. Wud u let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10.Wot wud u wanna do afterwards? 11.Wud u take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly? 12.Wud u lick and bite me al ovr? 13.Wud you like 2 play or get straight to the point? 14.Wud you want me to take my time? 15.Wud u fall asleep with me when we were done? 16.Wud u want me to go fast or slow? 17.Where wod u wana "do it" at? 18 Wud u be loud or quiet? 19.Wud you mind if i liked you? 20.Wud you do it 2dy? 21.Wud yu do it 2morrow? 22.Are you going to re-post so I can answer them for u?

Sex Talk
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8

Sex Tips
1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out non essentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. {LMAO} Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you'

A Sex Test For Redneck
1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False 2. Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False 3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False 4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False 5. The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False 6. A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False 7. Semen is a term for sailors. True or False 8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False 9. Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False 10. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False 11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False 12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False 13. Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False 14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False 15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False 16. A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False 17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False 18. A d

Sex Test
You have a sexual IQ of 120 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

The Sex Talk
Little Tommy couldn't sleep at night. There was too much noise coming from Mommy and Daddy's room. One night he decided to see what all the noise was and opened his parents' door. It was dark and all he could see were shadows moving in the dark, so he went back to bed. The next morning he asked Mommy why she and Daddy were making so much noise and why she was jumping up and down on Daddy. Not knowing exactly how to answer his question, she decided to make something up to keep him happy. This is what she told him: "Daddy is getting fat and I have to jump up and down on his belly to make him skinny again." Little Tommy thought a minute about what Mommy had just said and replied very thoughtfully "that will never work Mommy, the neighbor lady comes over every morning after you go to work and blows him back up again."

Sex Tips To Please Women
Every woman is different and likes different types of stimulation. To become a master of sexual pleasuring, you must first understand that this will not happen overnight. The most important skill to learn is the ability to read your lady’s body and, unless you are telepathic, this will take some time. Don’t get us wrong, using the techniques, tips and information we are offering will help you have a better understanding of the female anatomy, be safer, and improve your repertoire; there is a big difference between knowing the techniques and being able to apply them correctly. While you are learning, we can’t stress enough the importance of communication in a sexual relationship. Whether it be a talk before, during or after, feedback is essential to learn what does and doesn’t work. Anal Play: An introduction to pleasing your woman through anal play. This guide walks through ways to pleasure her analy without pain, as well as explaining the more common anal toys. Cu

Sex Toy Facts And Myths
MythSex toys are only for people who have a bad sex life, or no sex life. Sex Toy FactEveryone and anyone you can image is the kind of person who uses sex toys. In fact research on vibrator use suggests that people who are having sex use sex toys more than those who aren't, and that between 20-30% of people have used sex toys at least once in their lives. Sex toys aren't a crutch or a cure-all, they are an addition to sexual repertoire.MythSex toys are addictive. Sex Toy FactAddiction implies harm, and there is nothing harmful about using sex toys (as long as they're used properly). It's true that people can become used to using sex toys, and even come to rely on them, but there is no "withdrawal" and anyone can easily get themselves back to masturbation or partner sex without sex toys. People who suggest that vibrator addiction is real tend to be people who think that any sex toy use is too much sex toy use.MythIf a woman has a sex toy, she won't need a man. Sex Toy FactSex toys are n

Sex Tips For Seniors
LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR SENIORS 1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF! 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. 5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember it. 6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed or between the thighs. 7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act. 8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too. 9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news. 10. Don't even think about trying it twice. (Notice: I sent it in large type so you could read it.)

Sex Test
You scored as A Slave To BDSM, Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100% Sex God80% A Romantic50% Virgin15% How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

Sex Test
You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sex Therapists......lmao ( Please Read )
A Florida couple, both well in their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office. The Doctor asks"What can i do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"The doctor raises both eyebrow, but he was so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says "there's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse."HE thanks them for coming, he wishes them luck, he chrarges them $50 and he says goodbye. The next week , however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapists to watch again. The sex therapists is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, the leaves. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says."I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything." "She's married and

Sex & Travel
Sex & Travel I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?" She said, "Do you like sex?" I said, "Of course I like sex." She said, "Do you like to travel?" I said, "Yeah, I love to travel." She said, "Then fuck off."

Sextoy Nsfw
A man is leaving town on business for a few days. He doesn't want his wife to cheat so he goes to a sex therapist for advice. The sex therapist tells him he has something but it's expensive. He say's it's a magical long vibrator called Magic Dick and it's guaranteed to work. Who ever says Magic Dick it will start fucking that person nonstop where they tell it too. He's desperate so he buys it. He tells his wife he has a gift for her to keep her busy while he's gone. She opens it and wants to try it out before he leaves on his trip. He tells her what to do and when she turns it on and says Magic Dick my pussy it begins to fuck her. After she cums many times she's ready to stop but it won't turn off. She's doing and saying everything to make it stop but nothing works. The man is trying to help her but can't stop it either. He calls the sex therapist for help but he's gone for the night. His wife is screaming for help so he rushes her to the emergency room. Everyone is shocked by what the

Sex Test
Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you... +Above75 means you kinda suck in bed. +Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun --Below 50 means you are fun in bed --Below 25 means you are damn great in bed! AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!) Copy this and post your own bulletin! Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?" -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated. -Subtract 3 if you ha

Sex Time
im askin for a favor to set my body free get on top and fuck the shit out of me as you ride me and take me all in i say now baby wrap your legs around my chin as you do so my tongue goes into action givin you pleasure and much satisfaction please dont stop until i am through i want you to cum and let me taste it too ill take my fingers and open your lips and taste your juices in small sensual sips as im tasting and licking around your clit you say thats the spot cause your g has jus been hit now take my

Sex Tips! According To This I Plan On Haveing It Alot It Keeps Me Healthy
5 REASONS WHY SEX iS GOOD! - 1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation. 2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week. You are less likely to get sick. 3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex. 4) Makes you look better; problem is that ugly people don`t get any. Sex releases hormones which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique. 5) The best reason: You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week, had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to10 years younger than you really are. - SOME THiNGS YOU MiGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN

The "sex" Talk
Do you remember being told about sex? Having the talk with your Mom or Dad, or whomever? How awkward it was, or funny, embarrassing or disgusting? Was it a good talk, were there props? I never got the talk. We had a great Encyclopedia that had all the information when I was curious enough to read about it. Plus, I found a couple books (hidden poorly*) of the Erotic nature, and I just devoured those. Since my talk was non-existent, I'm curious as to how others were told. So tell me, either gender, if you feel like sharing, take all the space you need to explain how you received "The" Sex talk. *I've been asked to explain this: I was sent to get something from my parents bedroom closet, it was up on a shelf. When I pulled it down, being a shorty, other things kind of fell down on me including the two books. When I was older I asked my Mom about them, and she blushingly told me that a neighbor gave them to her, but she was too embarrassed to read them or to have them in th

Sex Type
What Kind Of Sex Should You Have?KinkyYou like whips, chains..... crazy stuff. You are creative with sex. Keep it going!!!!! I hope you have a partner as kinky as you, otherwise you wont be satisfied.Sex-Intimacy Quizzes

Sex Tips To Outperform Her Vibratorman Vs. Vibrator
Sex Tips to Outperform Her VibratorMan vs. Vibrator 5 ways to outperform her battery-operated beau By: Amy Munninghoff, Illustrations by: Tomer Hanuka Sure, she may have vibrating silicone, but you have a tongue, fingers, and a penis. Try these sex tips to work all your tools to their greatest orgasm-producing potential. Give her a thumbs-up. Use your thumb to press on her G-spot, as if you were making a thumbprint on her vaginal wall, says Ian Kerner, Ph.D., a sex therapist and the author of She Comes First. (You're shooting for the area about 2 inches inside the vaginal opening, on the front side.) "The G-spot responds to firmer pressure than the clitoris does," says Kerner. An alternate G-trick: Insert your index finger in a "come-hither" curl position inside her vagina while applying pressure on her pubic bone with your other hand. This dual stimulation heightens sensitivity. Hold your tongue. "A flat, still tongue is one of the most underestimated oral-

Sex Therapy
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye. The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's marr

Sex Therapists Say 3-13 Minutes Is Best
Surprising. . Sex therapists say 3-13 minutes is best Apr. 2, 2008 01:26 PM Associated Press NEW YORK - Maybe men had it right all along: It doesn't take long to satisfy a woman in bed. A survey of sex therapists concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was 3 to 13 minutes. The findings, to be published in the May issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, strike at the notion that endurance is the key to a great sex life. If that sounds like good news to you, don't cheer too loudly. The time does not count foreplay, and the therapists did rate sexual intercourse that lasts from 1 to 2 minutes as "too short." Researcher Eric Corty said he hoped to ease the minds of those who believe that "more of something good is better, and if you really want to satisfy your partner, you should last forever." The questions were not gender-specific, said Corty (who, it must be noted, is male). But he said prior research has shown that both men and women wa

Sex Tips
Sex Tip # 1 - Place an ice cube in your mouth and slowly explore your partners body. Sex Tip #2 - Have sex in a room entirely lit by candles. Sex Tip #3 - Using a peppermint breath mint, let it dissolve for a minute or two. Perform oral sex on your partner using the mint and your mouth. Sex Tip #4 - Have sex with both partners blind folded. Sex Tip #5 - Cover parts of your partners body with whipped cream and slowly lick it off. Sex Tips #6 - Play M&M hide and seek, in a completely dark room one partner hides the M&M's on a part of their body while the other partner must find it with only their tongue. Sex Tip #7 - Have sex in your car or outdoors. Sex Tip #8 - Pour small amounts of champagne over your partners body and then slowly lick it off. Sex Tip #9 - Three minute foreplay. Let your partner do exactly what they want to you for 3 minutes, then you repeat exactly what they did to you. Sex Tip #10 - Fill a room with your favorite scent and have sex. S

Sex Test
SEX TEST post this and see how many people message you back with the answers this will be fun repost it [X] your answer [[ Put a X in the box ]] How old do I look? [ ] 11 [ ] 12 [ ] 13 [ ] 14 [ ] 15 [ ] 16 [ ] 17 [ ] 18 [ ] 19 [ ] 20 [ ] 21 How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 [ ] 100 sexii as hell Would you? [ ] Do me [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Do you like my body? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Beautiful [ ] Sexy [ ] Cute Would you? [[ With me ]] [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] Fuck [ ] Go out Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes [ ] No If yes give it to me then...(In Message) Are you going to repost this so I ca

Sex Toys At Wal Mart
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know you'd never be caught shopping at the Evil Empire, but this is an emergency. The closest adult toy store is hours away and your date isn't. Besides, I think they're still picketing and you've already said you're scared of those church ladies. And, yes, you could have ordered some real playthings from Lit or Amazon or wherever, but you forgot, didn't you? So, it's here or Home Depot. Yes, that was just a joke... Although I can think of some interesting possibilities .... Maybe later. So, grab a cart and let's go. Not that one. It's got a wockity wheel. Try that one. Much better. No, they're not doing community service. They're called greeters. They're supposed to make you feel welcome. And to look out for big screen TVs shoved down your pants. Come on. Now, our first stop's the Health and Beauty department. No, they're not all looking at you. They're shopping, just like you. Well, I'm sure you look weird to them, too. Here we are. This'll be the o

Sex & The City Quiz!
You are most like Charlotte York, classy and elegant. If you were a precious stone you would be a pearl - crisp, clean, and timeless. You desire to be in love, be in a relationship, start a family, in fact, you have it all pretty much planned out already. Your caring, gentle nature carries through everything you do and anyone who meets you can sense how optimistic you are about life. So put on your best pastel (yet oh so chic) outfit, get ready to show off your Park Avenue lifestyle, and meet your fabulous friends for a night on the town! Take the Sex and the City Quiz at Quiz Rocket.com!Free MySpace Quizzes & Online Quizes.

Sex Test
Sex Test post this and see how many people message you back with the answers this will be fun repost it [X] your answer [[ Put a X in the box ]] How old do I look? [ ] 11 [ ] 12 [ ] 13 [ ] 14 [ ] 15 [ ] 16 [ ] 17 [ ] 18 [ ] 19 [ ] 20 [ ] 21 [ ] 22 [ ] 23 [ ] 100 How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 [ ] 100 sexii as hell Would you? [ ] Do me [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Do you like my body? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Beautiful [ ] Sexy [ ] Cute Would you? [[ With me ]] [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] Fuck [ ] Go out Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes [ ] No Are you going to repost this so I can answer

Sex Test!!!
Are You Good in Bed? The Racy Version Sexpert Extraordinaire! Go on, gloat -- you deserve it! Game to try anything once, gregarious and confident in bed, you've not only got few inhibitions and a high sex drive, but you're as sensitive to your lover's needs as you are to your own (and more than capable of satisfying both). Your huge appetite for hedonistic pleasures attracts swarms of partners. Match up with an equally skilled lover who's as adventurous, imaginative and nonjudgmental as you are and erotic, earth-moving encounters happen daily. You leave your lovers with a sloppy grin on their faces, and your exes not only still find you excruciatingly attractive, they like you heaps because you're as good at relationships as you are at sex. You give as much as you take; you masturbate both with and without your partner; and you aren't afraid to speak up in bed, encouraging your lovers to do the same. Flexible and gloriously liberated, you'll try anything once trust develo

Sex & The City!
You are most like Samantha Jones, the craziest, most unconventional of the four friends. You are SMOKIN' HOTT and better believe the opposite sex notices, though how could they not with you flaunting it all the time? After all, confidence is your strongest point. You are powerful and strong-willed and never take 'No' for an answer. So enjoy your fabulous, crazy life - throw on the tightest, sexiest clothes you own because there has got to be a party or two out there just waiting for your arrival! Sex and the City Quiz by QuizRocket.com Funny Quizzes!MySpace Quizzes | Love Quiz | Online Quizes.

Sex Test
SEX TESTWink post this and see how many people message you back with the answers this will be fun repost it [X] your answer [[ Put a X in the box ]] How old do I look? [ ] 22 [ ] 23 [ ] 24 [ ] 25 [ ] 26 [ ] 27 [ ] 28 [ ] 29 [ ] 30 [ ] 31 [ ] 32 [ ] 33 [ ] 34 [ ] 35 [ ] 36 [ ] 37 [ ] 38 [ ] 39 [ ] Over 40 How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you? [ ] Do me [ ] Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Do you like my body? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Beautiful [ ] Sexy [ ] Cute Would you? [[ With me ]] [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] Fuck [ ] Go out to dinner/lunch Would you go to a swinger's club with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes [ ] No Are you going to r

The Sex Toy Hiding In Your Purse
You know that your cell phone can do a lot of really cool things. Unfortunately, you might be oblivious to the fact that it has carnal capabilities. That's right-your most prized possession is actually a passion prop in disguise. Doubt it? Check out some of its naughtiest uses below. *Play "Name that Curve." Using your cell phone camera, take shots that show just a hint of different curves on your body- your hips, breasts, butt, etc.- and then send them to your guy. Type a little note, and ask him to guess what part of your anatomy is in each photo. *Send your guy racy texts when he least expects them, like in the middle of his workday, while he's rumming errands, or first thing in the morning after waking up. A couple examples: "I want ur hands on me now" or "U + me + my bed... 8 pm." *While you're messing around with your man, grab your cell and set your alarm to go off immediately, but instead of having it chime or make a beeping noise, put it on the vibrate mode. Then, as

Sexting Wtf
sexting December 6 2224 up, 511 down love ithate it Shout outs to CNN for referencing UD in this story about the dangers of texting v: the act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit In a sentence: "He keeps sexting me saying how hard he is and how much he wants to tap my ass," Cindy said massaging her breasts unconsciously. Sexting in action: Nancy: "Wut do u want?" Bob: "Cum over to my place now." Nancy: "Is NE1 else there?" Bob: "No. I need to c u." Nancy: "K. Will b there soon."

Sexting And Fights And Fear, Oh My!
I watched the local news for 7 minutes. During that time I was told about 6th graders - a boy and a girl - sending inappropriate text pictures to each other. I was told about fights at a sporting event. I was told about the impeachment of a governor for abusing his - allegedly, (criminal trial to follow) - power and trying to sell a senate seat, and finally I was told about a family having all their utilities shut off in the middle of a frigid winter - and it was an error on the part of the company and government service agencies. That was enough for me. Prior to that I watched a new batch of hopeful singers trying to win a place on American Idol, and then I watched the ever passionate and borderline abusive Chef Ramsey masticating for his American audience in Hell's Kitchen. I have a few ideas that could help everything. 1. Parents - cancel the multi-media aspects of your children's phone. If they cannot send or receive pictures, they will not do what nature tells them to

"sex Talk"
This was written for my radio show. It was written, in fact, while the show was going on, on the fly, and was apparently very much appreciated by the listeners (!). Anyway, I'm quite proud of it because of the live-writing nature, although I don't feel the quality is my best... Anywho. ------------------- Sex Talk Dyou like it if I put my hand... right here? Can I stroke you like this, my dear? Can I just... press, and pinch, and squeeze? Dyou mind if I ask and do without you answering beyond a whimper? No, I thought not. Can I tickle your tummy just like this? Can I pull your bottom back against my pelvis and squirm my hips? Do you like the feel of me? Do you like how hard you make me? Can I just squeeze... here? And how about if I make my fingers dance like this, and never touch what you want me to? Does this make you wet, pretty girl? Does it make you want to pant and gasp and beg me? No? Not yet? There's always time. Can I just run my fingers up you

Sex Talk 2
This is not finished. I'm still working on it. However, I thought I'd go ahead and post it so you can see how shitty my stories are before I edit them to death. =================================== "Sex Talk" 2 Is this what you pictured when I said I'd wash your hair? Does the glass still feel cold against your forehead, pretty girl? Let me warm you up. Is the shower head set right? Is that too fierce a spray? Too gentle? Too hot? If I hold it close to the back of your neck like this... and I bite you through the spray like this... Does that tingle all the way down your spine? Does it stop here, under my finger? Or does it go lower? Here? Here? Or more here? Where I'm squeezing now could be a little warmer, couldn't it, girl? I wonder if my fingernails will make your flesh red before the heat of the shower does. Oh, no, I've not forgotten. See, I have the shampoo right here. Let me rub it in for you. I know you love fingers against your scalp, in you

Sexting?
OK so I am watchin the morning news...and they have a segment about "sexting" (Text sex)Anyways it had a thing that here they are tryin to enforce child pornography laws when teens send dirty pics, It would hold the parents liable. WTF..a 13 y/o sends her 17 y/o BF a dirty pic. How does this shit even happen? WTF Parents are no longer parents. *end rant*

Sex Talk
Listen up boys (yeah, most of this site is crawling with boys, regardless of age) I am about to keep it real...If you are offended, that is just because you only think with the small head below your waist..the one that has more intelligence than the one on your shoulders., (sad, true story)..... But here goes...just because I post a nude, partially nude, picture doesn't mean i want to talk sex with you.. just because I rate your pictures surely doesn't mean I want to talk sex with you and the most importantly.... JUST BECAUSE I SAY HI TO YOU..REALLY DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO FUCK YOU! TRUST ME, I DON'T!! You are all acting like doggies dry humping pillows..let's face with, with the behavior you are doing here.. that is ALL the action you will be getting. My sex talk and my flirting is reserved to those that actually talk TO me...and not talk to my body parts. Soo "BOYS" save it.. I am not interested. If this constitutes me as being a bitch.. so be it.. and B.I.T.C.H Only means.. Babe

¢Às¢Àe¢Àx Thru My Eyes
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out.2. Expecting him to always lay on the charm and romance. Sometimes, that's nice. Sometimes. But expecting him to be all roses and candles all the time is like expecting you to act like a pornstar all the time. If you're not willing to do that, don't expect him to switch for you.3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up.4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault.5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortab

Sext Butt Salutes
Hi all, im running a sexy butt salute contest, its open to both male, female and cpls butts, lol First prize is 5 million in fubuk, if i get more then 50 entries it will go up to 10 million fubuk, so start sending me your butt salutes and lets get this party started

7 Sex Toys That Are Already In Your Bedroom!!
7 Sex Toys That Are Already In Your Bedroom!!! 1. Cell Phone This gadget is like the Swiss Army knife of undercover sex toys. Put it on vibrate, and it’ll give you and your guy’s hot spots a body-quivering buzz. Or use the video function to record a naughty flick—even though you’ll (wisely) hit delete as soon as the deed is over, just knowing you’re being filmed is a ridiculous turn-on. And if you’ve got an iPhone, use Cosmo’s Sex Position of the Day app for naughty inspiration. 2. Bobby Pins These seemingly innocent hair tools can give some serious pleasure to his ultra-sensitive nipples (and they work on you, too). First, use the pointy end to lightly draw circles around, but not quite touching, his headlights. As the circles get closer and closer to his nips, his anticipation will build, causing them to get really erect. Then take his tingly sensations up a notch and use the bobby pins as mini-nipple clamps—since the area

Sex Toy Parties
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Sex.tips Xxwet.bossxx
5 Naughty IdeasAh, when trying to think of the best five naughty sex ideas, it was hard to really pick a top five. There are just so many ways that you can add in a bit of naughty to your sex life. But alas, here are the top five naughty sex ideas that should add a bit of spice and a lot of fun to your sex life.Kinky Sex. Nothing says naughty more than spanking, biting and kinky sex. The more kinky you get the more naughty your sex can be too. Make sure that you know just how far you plan on going; after all it's not a good thing to bring too much blood to the skin!Role playing. Again a great addition to the five naughty sex ideas is to role play a bit. You can buy costumes all over the place to work them into some very naughty sex sessions too. For example, the school girl and teacher is a great way to play out a fantasy you may have had while in school too!Toys. Buying sex toys is another great way to have naughty sex, and it makes the five naughty sex ideas easily. Get a few differe

Sex Terms
SEX TERMS1. Blow Job or head: To suck dick or eat-out (suck) pussy2. Bareback: Having sex without a condom, used especially for anal sex.3. Breath play: Restricting airflow, by strangulation, suffocation, or other means for sexual stimulation.4. Cherry: The HYMEN or, figuratively used for virginity, as in "to pop someone's cherry", to take someone's virginity.5. Cybersex: Having sex over the Internet. Usually refers to erotic chatting via the computer while one or both of the parties is masturbating.6. Doggie style: Sexual intercourse where the man enters the woman's vagina from her back side; also called rear-entry.7. Double Penetration: Penetration of the vagina and anus simultaneously.8. Eagle wings: The position where a woman's legs are spread wide open during sex, especially when she received oral sex.9. Facial: When a man ejaculates on a someone's face. Used in the phrase "give a facial."10. Foot Job: Rubbing feet on the penis, usually until ejaculation11. GangBang: When many men

Sex Tips.. How To Make Your Girl Happy
One thing i can tell you....most women dont like our clit chewed on like a damn bone. Woman if u cant get a mans head off ur pussy use a spray bottle full of water. That'll get em off. Now back to men. when we tell u you are in a good place dont move just stay there and keep going. Most of the time we get so close and then you move a different way and we lose it. I no i hate it when that happens. So close and then one change and it kills it. There are alotta different positions you can do that hits a womans spot. Butterfly is one. Your girl had to be flexable so it dont hurt her. you put her legs on ur shoulders and pounds away. Praying manthis is where the man sits crossed legged and then the girl sits on him and croses her legs around him and rocks back and forth. Doggie style (if you are long enough) is another way to hit a girls spot. There are alotta different positions to try tho. Another thing alotta the girls i know dont like fucking and fucking for hours on end. It ges dry dow

Sex Therapy...
A couple is having trouble with their sex life and after a great deal of frustration the wife decides to talk things over with her friend. Her friend tells her that her and her husband have been to a sex therapist and he helped them spice up their love life so much it's like they're teenagers again. The wife asks what the therapist had them do. She says "Well he told us we should use a little food and make a game of it. He had me eat a doughnut off of my husbands penis." The wife thinks it's a marvelous idea and asks what the therapist had him do to her. She replies "He told my husband to eat grapes out of my vagina." Intrigued the wife drags her husband to her friend's sex therapist. After their first meeting the therapist is reluctant to help. He says "I really don't think I can do much for you. My therapies aren't suited for a couple like you." But the husband and wife, desperate, beg and beg for his help. So finally he replies "Well you'll need an apple and a cheerio."

Sexual Zodiac
Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 144 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Hidden Talent
Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Quiz
You scored as Very Kinky. You are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partnerVery Kinky80%Average40%A WUSS !!40%A Sicko20%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

Sexual Prowess
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

Sexual Zodiac
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Domination
GoddessYou scored 81% Dominance and 75% Technique! You are, quite simply, mind-blowingly and unbearably hot. You would not just be a "good" dominatrix. You would be - hell, you *are* - a stunning and breathtaking sexual experience for whatever man is lucky enough to be captured by you. Whatever you do, don't let your talents go to waste. Use them. Nurture them. Impart them to others. And, if all else fails, call me ;-) Thank you for taking my test, Ma'am - I hope we can meet someday. My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Dominance You scored higher than 99% on Technique You scored higher than 99% on IntangiblesLink: The Could You Be A Good Dominatrix Test written by

Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Zodiak
this one is so true to my nature, with the exception of the current relationship. There isn't one.... Capricorn You are very successful in life and are always planning for the future. You are probably already in a committed relationship and enjoy the intimacy that comes with your lovemaking. You are direct with your lover about what you like and you like it when they are direct with you. You have excellent sex, because you make sure that it’s a custom fit for yourself. Sex matches: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 120 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Horoscope
Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Experiance
You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Feelings
This is my first attempt of putting my thoughts down. I want people to know who I am and what I am about. I am a free spirit, that speaks my mind and goes for what I want. There is so many Beautiful people in the world. I am lucky enough to be attractive to both. The strength of a man holding me close at tough times, the kiss, no words. The touch and smell of a woman is over the edge. The caress of her lips and fingers can take me to new heights. Longing for the deep passion of a sincere relationship. So now you know alittle bit about me.

Sexual Preference
Just to inform those of you who didn't catch it in my profile, I am BI-SEXUAL. I do prefer men and would love to find the right one, but I am open to a relationship with a female. Sometimes I feel very feminine and others I feel very masculine. This being said, I don't know if I would be the male or female in a lesbian couple. Perhaps those roles would be equally shared. if this is shocking to some of you, just imagine how shocked my mother must have been to find out her 41 year old daughter who has had 4 kids, has had sex with two different women. lol. More later.

Sexual I.q.?????
You have a sexual IQ of 122 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Talents
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Hidden Talent??
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq
I saw this on the blog of Mandy, and couldn't resist! (I kinda wish I had - snowballing just doesn't sound good to me... :-P ) You have a sexual IQ of 144 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Rock on! Durham

Sexual Zodiac
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Tension Quiz
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being described. For every correct answer you give, give yourself 2 points, for every incorrect answer deduct 2 points. If you score less than 14 points, you are in need of more sex. If you score between 14 points and 21 points, you are in need of more love. If you score over 21 points, you are classed as having a great sex experience. Now please begin. "CLUES" 1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, I feel good. 2. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. 3. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. 4. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open. 5. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. 6. When I go in I cause

Sexual Issues
Although I really don't have any sexual issues (my hand will tell you otherwise :p), I find it's always good to take a refresher course every now and again and to seek new information to stay on top of my game. My friend, Renea, has posted a series of blogs under the title Sexual Issues. Each entry in the series focuses on a particular aspect of human sexuality. I find the material very informative and apparently well researched, and it is presented in an easy to read format. Please visit my friend Renea's profile for really informative information about the naughy nature of man/womankind. Neabear@ LostCherry

Sexual Zodiac
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Matters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just thinkin of you puts a smile on my face,and when I see you I feel all warm inside.As you approach me and wrap your arms around me with your warm embrace,it sends chills up & down my spine.We walk into my room & you close the door behind us.You start to kiss my lips & my neck as you slowly take off my nightgown.Your warm hands carressin my body rubbin up my back as you gently lay me down onto the bed.Gently carressin my breasts as you lick on my nipple.You place your mouth on them & begin to suck them as you're rubbin up my inner thigh.You rub two fingers between my wet ass pussy & suck my juices off your fingers.Now you start kissin my stomache you work your way down to my spot.you get between my legs & wrap your arms around my thighs as you begin to lick my pussy.Your tongue hits my clit & it's a feelin out of this world.You begin to suck on my clit as you have two fingers goin in & out of me.At a slow pace makin sure i'm enjoyin every bit of it.You continue to do so until you see

Sexual?
You scored as Passionate/wet. You are a passionate lover. You go with what feels good. Your passion might cause you get wet often even outside of sex but you channel your passion to where you can please your partner. You either have a lot of lust or you just love your partner truely. You can't keep you hands of them and they wouldn't have it any other way.

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 160 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Zodiac? Oh Yeah!
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Damn right I got me a Taurus..thats whats up!

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Hidden Talent?
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Frustration
Has me engaging in mental masturbation Reminiscent of her tender touches The warm softness of her skin while in my clutches The way her lips feel when they meet mine The sheer animalistic thrill of taking her from behind Maybe on top of me slowly as we go before picking up the pace The whole time gazing in those alluring eyes passion inscribed on her face Barely holding on while she works those womanly hips with expertise Fiening for a sweet sample of nectar from her lips, begging please Giving her a servere tongue lashing lapping it all up as she drips I can't take anymore as deeper in my carnal trance I slip First time I saw that beatuiful face and curvaceous features Thinking damn how could god make more beautiful creature Body built for pleasure, voluptuous yet everythion porportioned and tight The first time it seemed as her love fit me just right Oral goddesses made me loose all my senses Depth of her throat measured same as I in inches Talented temptress she was

Sexualism
This is crazy cause when I can’t sleep at night it’s you And first thing on my mind when I wake is you So, I guess my love for you is inventible Cause the sex was incredible And just thinking about the look in ya eyes Brings heat to my thighs Remembering ya soft moans torture me in my sleep Just won’t leave me alone But I wish you would give me a second of your attention I could be the definition Of a sexual experience That I wish we could experiment Cause I think of you all the time Which sends chills up my spine I let my imagination run wild With thought of your warm brown body next to mine And on my face that puts a smile Forcing my young womanly parts to want to do some things And you can find new ways to make my body cream I’m asking you to go beyond the limit Cause only you give me this orgasmic feeling When you slide up in it I can admit you’ve got the best of me That’s why I’m wanting you excessively And don’t have to be your main jawn And don’t cal

Sexual Personality
Tom, your sexual personality is Zeta-ELDN-10. Your sexual personality is determined by your sexual persona (Zeta), 4 sexual scales (Emotional/Physical, Look/Touch, Daring/Modest, Verbal/Non-verbal), and your libido score (10). As a Zeta, the high degree of confidence you feel around your sexuality matches your level of experience. Your sexual confidence and awareness are particularly high, but your sex appeal is somewhat lower.

Sexual Compatibility
You scored as Steaming, dripping, moaning, unforgetable. Y r we wasting our time on the computer you should be here now...or maby ill just come home and moleste you ( i think ill save eitehr till we both are ready) corny i know but after this u have to realize how much we could make each other moan and shiver and scream and sweat and all those good thinksSteaming, dripping, moaning, unforgetable70%How did this happen50%It could be hott....then again maby not..40%EWWWW get away!20%Sexual compatiblitycreated with QuizFarm.com

Sexual Hidden Talent
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Style
The What's your sexual style? You are a TRADITIONAL, SUBMISSIVE lover who prefers to RECEIVE. This means that: You like relatively no frills simple sex, that is basic rather than kinky. You're quite happy in bed without the need for any fetishes to spice things up; you're electric enough on your own. Who needs more than your naked body? Why put you in a Nurses outfit when they can see you in nothing? You might try the odd fantasy out, but overall you like sex at it's most raw, impulsive, and animalistic, rather than planned and turned into a complicated act. You tend to be submissive in bed, so you prefer to go along with what your lover likes rather than your own plans. You might like being ordered around and acting out a slave/master fantasy, or perhaps you just get turned on by being helpless and unable to move. Or maybe it's as simple as you lacking courage so prefering firm instructions in bed to make sure you are doing things right. Either way, you won't be dominating your

Sexual Zodiac Sign
Sagittarius You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Fantasy (take The Quiz Peeps!) My Answer Is..............
you get what you want when you want soo dont tease your partner what you see is what you get and it will be the best as long as you trust in your partner Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

Sexual Zodic
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Sagittarius, Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Style
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Dictionary
Sweetlady_tx -- [noun]:A new position involving a machete 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Stacey -- [adjective]:Tasting like strawberries 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Strenght
Using your mind Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

A Sexual Genious
You have a sexual IQ of 149 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Style
You scored as Soft. You are nice and soft, you love everyone and everyone loves you, while you are fiery or too exciting, you are always pleasant.Soft75%Hot50%Exciting44%Shy38%Wet31%Sweet25%Awkward13%Violent0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Sexually In Syc
As I hold your arms above your head, writhing on silk like a candle's flame, the heat so intense we burn blissfully. Sweat coats like our kisses of honey, dripping on our tongues so delicious rolling across our flesh as we delve deeper. Candlelight guiding our movements, like the wild abandon we ache for as we entwine with sexual heaven. Now is now the time for passion's touch, exploding into a primeval scream that sends us into the darkness so warm. At the end we never see, is love, to bond us truthfully eternally of soul, the scent of salt perfuming the sensual air.

Sexual Feelings
Rainy days and cold nights, These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms, Hold me close and keep me warm, Tell me I'm your good luck charm, Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you , Tell me I'm your every wish come true, Lay me down very gently, Then make love to me essentially, Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot, Lets play around like connect the dots, Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride, Take my body on a journey that never ends, It always seems to just begin, Make me climax like I never done before, Do what you want to my body its all yours, Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Style
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot94%Exciting75%Soft50%Wet44%Sweet38%Violent25%Shy19%Awkward0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Sexual Pleasure For Women!!
Sexual Pleasure for Women!! Sexual Pleasure for Women From Wiki Sex Site: a free archive of wikified sex stories and a free sex encyclopedia. Pleasure through the Body The human body is eterogeneous, with areas more covered by nerves, than others. As such some places result more pleasent to touch and stimulation than other places. The exact map of the erogenous zone of a woman, is somehow personal, and the knowledge of it is one of the reasons, why longer relationship are sometimes more physically fulfilling. Sometimes women claim that there only two erogenous zones, the body and the heart. This is often seen as a critique to man who tend to indulge in excessive tecnicality, or don't spend enough time in foreplay. Yet some spots on the body CAN surely be sigled out: the lips the vagina the anus (which holds more nerve endings than the sexual organs) the hands the neck the ears (in particular the lobes, so sensitive to little kisses) the spine at the height o

Sexual Animal Test
THIS QUIZ TO FIND OUT YOUR INNER SEXUAL ANIMAL..... WRITE DOWN THELETTERS YOU CHOOSE IN ORDER TO TABULATE AT THE END....NO CHEATING.... 1. Are you open to quickies? A. Rarely, I'd rather savor sex. B. Sure, if that's what my mate wants. C. Yes, when I suggest it. D. Anytime, anywhere. 2. Should your mate share a sexual fantasy with you? A. Sure, as long as I have a starring roll. B. Not often, I'd rather stick to the routine. C. I'd listen but probably won't act it out. D. Without a doubt and I'll share mine to. 3. Will you talk sexy to your mate? A. Anytime, words are but one of my charms. B. No but I won't mind if they talk sexy to me. C. Yes, but only if it's scripted. D. Absolutely, I'm a potently poetic bed mate. 4. Will you watch explicit videos? A. Yes, especially tasteful, high end production ones. B. I'm more comfortable watching them alone. C. Yes I go for instructional videos, books and tapes. D. Definitely the more va

Sexual Sign
Capricorn You are very successful in life and are always planning for the future. You are probably already in a committed relationship and enjoy the intimacy that comes with your lovemaking. You are direct with your lover about what you like and you like it when they are direct with you. You have excellent sex, because you make sure that it’s a custom fit for yourself. Sex matches: Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexuality, Satan, The Con Of Man...
Alright, confused by the title? Good, that means ya had to look to see what is present to explain that strangeness. Don't worry, all in time, all in time. Part of the blog tonight, questions...not any need to knows but seeing as how men misunderstand women and visa versa, I'm gonna take some time to ask in this medium, reply to this, it's easy ;-). One of my big questions, how often do women actually say what they mean, seriously. Aside from the stereotypically wrong assumption of some guys that No means Yes, how often is one thing said when another is truth. Does size truly matter? Do woman really want a nice guy? Is shyness cute, or is it a turnoff? (Yeah...I've heard both, lol). You may be wondering at this point why this topic, aside from general blogness topic "stuff", or even if you weren't, you are now, lol. The net made me do it. Chat rooms are a mirror of real life personalities, only in too many cases 10 times more vulgar, crude, forward, dark, evil in some cases.

Sexual Limit
I was ponering today: At what age do we stop being sexual, and does that mean we can no longer feel sensual. why is it that our children can never imagine the parents being sexy or having sex,why are they so surprised when they walk in the room and catch you in the act of just kissing and say ewwww. how do they think they got here. I'm a very sesual person and I hope to continue for a very long time. I welcome the warm arms of a man, the smell of his sweat and the glaze I put in his eyes when I rub his inner thighs ever so sofly,I want to be wanted and loved to be admired and sex is apart of life to be cherished and enjoyed. To kiss,caress,fondle and tease without these things we might as well be dead. so on lookers keep on lookin and youngins keep on wanting stay sensul and sexual as long as you can

Sexual
Glistening bodies entwined in an ageless erotic dance, seeking pleasures from each other, seeking wonder and romance. She touches his face with tenderness. He draws her body near. Aching, needing hunger will make their destiny clear. Their lips meet in soft kisses, their tongues begin passion’s war.

Sexual Quiz
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Thoughts Of My Imaginations
sexual thoughts of my imagination ... sensual romantic wine and dim lights, classical music to undress you ... erotic and slow, marveling at every curve, gently gliding my hands upon your skin slide into my arms and touch where you wish feeling so devilish candles flicker, echoes of desire filling the air to taste you, explore you ... I need your body - your lovely body that seduces me how I'd fill you with my ecstacy, grinding inside of you, that look of surprise, your lovely eyes that mouth so inviting ... just sexual thoughts of my imagination

Sexual Zodiac Sign
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual I.q. And All Kinds Of Sexual Quiz Results...
You have a sexual IQ of 153 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Wow, this quiz is actually true, I spent the good part of three hours the other night explaining the Taoism of Sex to a friend of mine who's bedroom life has gone stail. Why am I not getting laid again?? Oh yeah, I'm too damn picky lol. Austin Wilson will go to jail for ... Wearing your pants at groin level with no underwear 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com Austin Wilson -- [adjective]:Like in nature to a human dildo 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Austin Wilson's sexual nickname: "Hairy Hot Dog" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Aries You are so full of energ

10 Sexual Secrets(cia Imma Get U 4 This Lol)
OK HERE'S ANOTHER ONE BUT THIS ONE IS BETTER HEHEHE (my awesome friend Poetic Angel made this) IM GOIN TO TELL TEN OF MY SEXUAL SECRETS AND PICK TEN PEOPLE TO TELL THEIRS HEHEHE 1) I've had a m/m/f 3some twice 2) I've never had a m/f/f 3some 3) I leave no part of a woman's body uneaten(yeah, everything ;) ) 4) I once took care of myself in front of my gf and her best friend at their request. 5)I am bi-curious 6)I insist on pleasuring a lady for a long time before I even think of getting any back from her 7)I once had sex doggy style with a 100 foot cliff 4 feet behind me, if my lady had bucked back a little too hard..... 8)I've had a million BJ's and loved every one of them, but have only gotten off from it twice. 9) I fuck on the 1st date, but hate one night stands. 10) I am loud and foulmouthed in bed and love a woman to be the same. ok here are the friends i want to do this Malibu Stacy Storme Darkangel F,B,I,A Rainbow Kisses Jenny Sex

10 Sexual Secrets
OK HERES 10 SEX SECRETS PICK TEN PEOPLE TO TELL THIERS 1)I LIKE TO PLEASURE A MAN ORALLY 2)I LIKE TO BE PLEASED ORALLY 3 )I LIKE KINKY SEX 4)I LIKE BIG DICKS 5)I LIKE TO HAVE SEX ALL NIGHT LONG 6)I'VE HAD SEX WITH A TRUSTEE IN THE POLICE STATION 7)I HAD SEX WITH MY SISTERS BABY DADDY 8)I LOVE TO HAVE SEX WHERE I COULD BE CAUGHT AT ANY MOMENT 9)I LIKR TO BITE AND SCREATCH DURING SEX 10)I LOVE ANAL SEX THE 10 PEOPLE I CHOSE TO PASS THIS ON ARE LATINO PRIDE PHSCO BITCH MISS CAROL TURTLE RG CANADIAN STRANGLER CAJUN CHERRY JOJO DBT TASHA SATANS KEEPER MZBITCH2U

Sexual Zodiac
Taurus You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties. You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature. Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq?
You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

10 Sexual Secrets
At the request of the lovely and talented Sexy_Vixen, I am going to reveal 10 Sexual Secrets, just as she did in her blog. I am supposed to ask 10 other people to do it as well, but, what the hell, I am going to ask everyone. :P JD's Top Ten Sexual Secrets From the home office in Sin City, NV 1) I've tied up a woman with ropes, scarves..even my karate black belt. 2) I've been on the set of a porn movie while it was being filmed. 3) Additionally, I've had people pay me to take photos of them having sex. I've also done it for free. 4) I've had sex in public. 5) By my previous answers, you can see that I am pretty voyeuristic. Makes me good at my job. 6) I'd make a great gay man, because I can deep throat. No, I've never tried it on a willy, but I can swallow swords. 7) I wouldn't mind being in a MMF get-together. I am pretty confident in my sexuality. Plus, there is nothing hotter than experiencing a woman's pleasure. 8) I helped a woman live out her rape fant

Sexual Q & A's
Sexual Q & A's 1) Ever been to a strip club? Yep 2) Ever been to a bar? Yep 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Nope 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Nope 5) Kissed someone of the same sex? Yep 6) Thrown up from drinking too much? Yep 7) Had sex in a car? Nope 8.) Had sex in a park? Nope 9) Had sex in a movie theater? Nope 10) Had sex in a bathroom? Yep 11) Had sex at work? Nope 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yep 13) Bought something from an adult store? Yep 14) Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? Not Yet! 16) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Yep 17) Have you ever had a threesome? yep 18) Are your breasts real? Yep 19) Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yep 20) Does anyone have naughty pics of you? Yep 21) Would you have sex with the person that posted this sur

Sexual Zodiac
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Q & A's
Sexual Q & A's 1) Ever been to a strip club? Yes 2) Ever been to a bar? Yes 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? No 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? No 5) Kissed someone of the same sex? No 6) Thrown up from drinking too much? No 7) Had sex in a car? Yes 8.) Had sex in a park? Yes 9) Had sex in a movie theater? Yes 10) Had sex in a bathroom? No 11) Had sex at work? No 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yes 13) Bought something from an adult store? Yes 14) Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? If not yes, pretty close 16) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? Yes 17) Have you ever had a threesome? Yes 18) Are your breasts real? N/A 19) Have you ever kissed a stranger? Yes 20) Does anyone have naughty pics of you? No 21) Would you have sex with the person that posted this su

Sexual Thoughts
sexual thoughts of my imagination ... sensual romantic wine and dim lights, classical music to undress you ... erotic and slow, marveling at every curve, gently gliding my hands upon your skin slide into my arms and touch where you wish feeling so devilish candles flicker, echoes of desire filling the air to taste you, explore you ... I need your body - your lovely body that seduces me how I'd fill you with my ecstacy, grinding inside of you, that look of surprise, your lovely eyes that mouth so inviting ... just sexual thoughts of my imagination

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Horoscope
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq Test
You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual
Here is a poem I wrote for the love of my life a few years ago. I thought I would share it with my new friends. Here it goes...Tell me what you think. You layed my head on the pillow and kissed my cheek, thats when at your naked body I took a peek. It was perfect from head to toe. Then you entered me and let the rythmn flow. With you inside of me my body was in shock and, you felt solid like a rock. You ran your hands up my back and, pulled my hair. Then we moved from the bed to the chair. I screamed out loud that your body feels like heaven. Thats when I realized I came about seven. I cried for mercy and begged. You dropped to your knees and licked the sweat from my leg. I just hope there is another chance for us but, I cant help to wonder if Iam in love or lust.

Sexual Talent
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Clues Uncovered
The future of sex is fabulous, if the great strides made in sex research during just the past year are any indication. Here's a 10-strong sampling of recently discovered scientific clues about men's and women's sexual function ... and dysfunction. Impotence ... Signal of Some Heart Trouble? Erectile dysfunction could be linked with a threefold increase in heart attack risk, according to findings reported at the November 2003 conference of the American Heart Association. A study by the Mayo Clinic that included 2,000 male participants suggests impotence can be a signal of poor heart health in men, but researchers stopped short of trying to define the exact relationship between impotence and heart trouble. Dropping Pounds ... Effective Against Impotence? In a study in Italy of about 100 obese men who suffered from erectile dysfunction, almost a third got back normal sexual function after joining an intensive weight-loss program. The men meanwhile lowered their blood pressure and

Sexual Iq 146
Sexual IQ of 146 You have a sexual IQ of 146 http://img.quizuniverse.com/brain.jpg"> /> When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take'>http://www.quizuniverse.com/quiz.php?id=38">Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Position Number Twelve
lover lover with eyes that shine our bodies and heart entertwine sexual position number nine I liked to do moving on making love to you riding ontop of you arching my back tugging gently to hold yourself back between us deep currents of love chemistry is strong making love literally all night long hold me gently so intimately near feeling your face your lips even your ears gliding your hands across my body complete drawing so slow in and out of me pacing yourself you never do stray sexual position number twelve your smooth body I touch my hands roam you too the passion so strong between me and you you take my legs and sit astride my feet on top of your shoulders they do ride watching you move deeper and slower inside of me sensations of love joy and ecstacy sexual position number twelve we unite with feelings that we can't let go looking into your eyes that holds a tender glow

Sexual Awareness
We ppl have regarded our sex lives & our spiritual lives az 2 different worldz. This attitude has caused many crises-anger & frustration wit our partiners, power struggles, accusations & hurt feelins, shame & guilt about our own behavior. We can join our awareness wit our sexual selves by takin responsibility 4 bein sexual. Bein responsible means we take tha risk of bein vulnerable, of givin & receivin affection & sexual expression n our relationships. We cannot expect satisfaction of our desires simply because we feel them. In sexuality, az n all parts of our lives.We can also say no ta sexual expression if we wish. (not me I LOVE sexual expression!!)

Sexual I.q
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Sign
Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Astrology
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual I.q.
You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual I.q.
You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq
LOL. Not bad for faithfully having only ever been with one woman. You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Zodiac Sign
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 159 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Zodiac
Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 119 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Horoscope
Taurus You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties. You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature. Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Horoscope
Sexual Horoscope..... before you read these, make sure you dont mind the cussing and the bluntness of sex... VIRGO(aug 23-sep 22) This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy schedules to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean. Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will. Yes you read that right. They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your fox fur coat...whatever! Some Virgos WANT to be pun

Sexual Ethics
When I was younger I used to think having sex just for the sake of pleasure, or god forbid for money, made you a "dirty" immoral person. Why did I think this way? Because I was raised catholic. But this type of attitude is not limited to one religion or religion in general. Our society is obsessed with sex but at the same time condemns most types of sex as "evil". Casual sex is glamorized in the media but also gets you labeled as a slut (at least if your a woman). But where does this strange attitude toward sex come from? In the time before birth control and paternity tests there was actually a practical reason for telling young women that sex before marriage and sleeping around was immoral. Women, since they were not allowed to work, could not support a child without a husband. So, assuming your family didn't kick you out for being a slut, it was the father who would have to continue to support his daughter and her child. Adultery, it could be argued, has t

Sexual I.q
Quizzes by myYearbook.com You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

Sexual Application
Fill it out and post it back as a comment ;) Have fun lol 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

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Sexual Zodiac
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 116 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Calorie Counter
Sexual Calorie Counter It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results. REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent....................... 12 Calories Without her consent.................... 187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands........................ 8 Calories With one hand.......................... 12 Calories With your teeth........................ 85 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection....................... 6 Calories Without an erection.................... 315 Calories PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories Trying to find the! G-Spot.............. 92 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary............................. 12 Calories 69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories 69 standing up...................

Sexual Iq Test
center>You have a sexual IQ of 123 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Talents
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Horoscope
Sagittarius You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Zodiac ?
Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com For everyones info ... I never wear lingere ! lol

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 141 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 149 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Dictionary Description Of Me!!
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com jennifer -- [noun]:An oral sex master 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com jennifer's sexual nickname: "Pussy Cat" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com jennifer Recreational Lover 'What will your sex business card say?' at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 152 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Sign
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual I.q. Test
You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

{sexual Frustration}
[Warning: This was like one of my most sexual pieces... So it may not be all that great. But enjoy either way. And thank you for reading] When I look at you I get excited. A flame inside's ignited. Weak at the knees, I've got no voice to speak. Bite my bottom lip; fantasize of your kiss. Fierce and wild Soft and gentle. Is it something I can handle? Russian fingers, and Roman Hands. Take control, make demands. I close my eyes, lightly caress my chest. Though I'd bet you do it best. Breasts heaving in wanton desperation. Over come with sexual frustration. I wish you'd touch me. sweet and passionately. Slowly my hands move farther still. Sending my spine, tingles and chills. A slight moan escapes my mouth. Such a vexing erotic sound. Etrance indeed. But it's you I wish were inside me. Thrusting inside, A reckless ride. Our two bodies collide. Ravishing and wild. Timid and mild. Colmination Ultimate destination. Flushed and in a sensual haze. My eyes, e

Sexual Style
You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.Violent69%Soft50%Wet50%Hot50%Shy50%Awkward44%Sweet31%Exciting0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Sexual I.q.
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Tension Quiz
And here's your joke: Sexual Tension Quiz Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being described. For every correct answer you give, give yourself 2 points, for every incorrect answer deduct 2 points. THE CLUES 1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. 2. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. 3. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. 4. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open. 5. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. 6. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. 7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.

Sexual Attraction
In a species that reproduces sexually, sexual attraction is an attraction to other members of the same species for sexual or erotic activity. This type of attraction is often important for the survival of a sexually reproducing species, while in many species it serves no immediate reproductive goal – indeed, much sexual behaviour among humans is undertaken as a purely social activity. Common elements of sexual attraction in humansCertain aspects of what is sexually attractive to humans may differ amongst particular cultures or regions. Influencing factors may be determined more locally among sub-cultures or simply by the preferences of the individual. These preferences come about as a result of a variety of genetic, psychological, and cultural factors. The sexual attraction of one person to another depends on both people. Much of human sexual attractiveness is governed by physical attractiveness. This involves the impact one's appearance has on the senses, especially in the beginni

Sexual Arousal
Sexual arousal is the process and state of an animal being ready for sexual activity. Human sexual arousalUnlike most other animals, human beings of both sexes are potentially capable of sexual arousal throughout the year, therefore, there is no human mating season. Things that precipitate human sexual arousal are colloquially known as turn-ons. Turn-ons may be physical or mental in nature. Given the right stimulation, sexual arousal in humans will typically end in an orgasm, but may be pursued for its own sake, even in the absence of an orgasm. Causes of human sexual arousal See also: Sexual attraction The causes of human sexual arousal are sundry and, by nature, subjective, always arising from natural urges but otherwise spanning the scope of human or cultural desires from love and mere attraction to the obscure. Signs of possible human sexual arousal Female sexual arousal: Increase in breast size Vaginal lubrication Vasocongestion of the vaginal walls Clitoral tum

Sexual Arousal
In a species that reproduces sexually, sexual attraction is an attraction to other members of the same species for sexual or erotic activity. This type of attraction is often important for the survival of a sexually reproducing species, while in many species it serves no immediate reproductive goal – indeed, much sexual behaviour among humans is undertaken as a purely social activity. Common elements of sexual attraction in humansCertain aspects of what is sexually attractive to humans may differ amongst particular cultures or regions. Influencing factors may be determined more locally among sub-cultures or simply by the preferences of the individual. These preferences come about as a result of a variety of genetic, psychological, and cultural factors. The sexual attraction of one person to another depends on both people. Much of human sexual attractiveness is governed by physical attractiveness. This involves the impact one's appearance has on the senses, especially in the beginni

Sexual Hell Test
HELL LEVEL 1 Raw score: 57% You're a fallen angel. There's some innocence there, but the sexual dark side has called you and, possibly, is already using you. But you're not evil, just naughty; dirty, but not filthy. You're certainly hellbound, and you'll most likely seek out other imps like yourself to work your wicked will. There might be a moral core inside you, but it's been overtaken by lust. AVOID: the heavenbound. Your path is downward, and you'll need a guide. My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:You scored higher than 24% on hellishness Link: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Sexual I.q
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Thoughts Of My Imagination
sexual thoughts of my imagination ... sensual romantic wine and dim lights, classical music to undress you ... erotic and slow, marveling at every curve, gently gliding my hands upon your skin slide into my arms and touch where you wish feeling so devilish candles flicker, echoes of desire filling the air to taste you, explore you ... I need your body - your lovely body that seduces me how I'd fill you with my ecstacy, grinding inside of you, that look of surprise, your lovely eyes that mouth so inviting ... just sexual thoughts of my imagination

Sexual Horoscope
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Quotes
" I believe sex is the most beautiful, natural, wholesome thing money can buy"-- Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." - Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." -- Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." -- Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." -- Lynn Lavner "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." -- Matt Barry "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." -- Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." -- George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." -- Sharon Stone "My girlfriend always la

Sexual Somthing
Your primary vice is sex You are able to escape reality, and all your problems through sex. You are incredibly passionate and a great lover and you have very little stress in your life because of your active vice. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Sexual Feelings
Sexual Feelings © Blue Wolf Rainy days and cold nights, These are days I need you to hold me tight in your arms, Hold me close and keep me warm, Tell me I'm your good luck charm, Look me in my eyes and tell me I'm the one for you , Tell me I'm your every wish come true, Lay me down very gently, Then make love to me essentially, Caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot, Lets play around like connect the dots, Lets make each other hot till our body heat rise like a rollercoaster ride, Take my body on a journey that never ends, It always seems to just begin, Make me climax like i never done before, Do what you want to my body its all yours, Rub me, lick me, kiss me, tease me do what ever you want to my body as long as its pleasing