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SEXUAL ANIMAL TEST

THIS QUIZ TO FIND OUT YOUR INNER SEXUAL ANIMAL..... WRITE DOWN THELETTERS YOU CHOOSE IN ORDER TO TABULATE AT THE END....NO CHEATING.... 1. Are you open to quickies? A. Rarely, I'd rather savor sex. B. Sure, if that's what my mate wants. C. Yes, when I suggest it. D. Anytime, anywhere. 2. Should your mate share a sexual fantasy with you? A. Sure, as long as I have a starring roll. B. Not often, I'd rather stick to the routine. C. I'd listen but probably won't act it out. D. Without a doubt and I'll share mine to. 3. Will you talk sexy to your mate? A. Anytime, words are but one of my charms. B. No but I won't mind if they talk sexy to me. C. Yes, but only if it's scripted. D. Absolutely, I'm a potently poetic bed mate. 4. Will you watch explicit videos? A. Yes, especially tasteful, high end production ones. B. I'm more comfortable watching them alone. C. Yes I go for instructional videos, books and tapes. D. Definitely the more variety the better. 5. Will you discuss sexual techniques? A. Only if I have to, I'd rather do it than talk about it. B. I'm open to hearing my mate's, but nervous about discussing my own. C. Yes - the more specific the guidelines, the better. D. I'm open to hearing my mate's then carrying it out with abandon. 6. Do you like oral sex? A. Yes, with the lights on so I can see all the action. B. If my mate does. C. If it's expected and if everyone has showered. D. Rocks my world! 7. Will you go for outrageous sex? (elevator, airplane, bathroom) A. I'm game if my mate is B. Not really. Spontaneity is not my cup of tea. C. No. Chaos and risk disturb my sense of order. D. The wilder the better! 8. When I'm feeling stressed out or anxious, I usually prefer: A. Closeness B. Solitude C. Doing something, reading, sports.... D. Daydreaming, hiking, walking.... 9. During sex I like, A. Sexy Talk B. Silent appreciation C. Knowing how to give my partner a great orgasm. D. Experimentation. 10. During sex I'm thinking about.. A. what I want B. What my partner wants C. What I should be doing D. My fantasies. 11. When it comes to sex, I usually A. initiate B. Wait to be invited. C. Schedule sex D. Am a spur of the moment type 12. I think of myself as: A. sharing and emotionally available. B. Agreeable and cooperative C. Rational and well-organized. D. Fun loving and creative. 13. Most of the time, I find myself romantically attracted to: A. Intelligent introverts B. Passionate extroverts C. Exciting daredevils or artistically creative types. D. Success driven, hardworking organizers. 14. When I'm having sex, what's important to me is: A. My pleasure. B. My partner's pleasure C. How well I'm performing D. Sexual variety and excitement. 15. When my romantic relationships end, I tend to be the one who: A. Leaves B. Is left C. Has a plan worked out. D. has another lover in the wings. 16. When it comes to sex, A. I ask for what I want B. I'd like my partner to "know" my body and what I want w/o having to ask for it C. I approach love making in a systematic way or mechanical way. D. I just go with the flow but the wilder the better. 17. I prefer sex A. when I'm horny B. when my partner is excited C. when it's planned and we've both showered. D. when it's spontaneous. [Answers are at the bottom!] Answers===============Ok, now go back and count how many of each letter you have. If you have mostly A's, you are a Lion. If you have mostly B's, you are a Bear. If you have mostly C's, you are a Bee. And if you have mostly D's, you are an Otter. Read your description below to discover your sexual personality. Lion: The energizer Lions are leaders in the boardroom and in the bedroom - caring,energetic, desperately to be wanted. Appearance is important for them and first impressions count. Lions love a challenge, mentally,physically, emotionally. Sound Great? Not always. High expectations can make Lions highly critical. Woman: You're likely to chose partners who offer you patience and nurturing - and you may find yourself getting bored with them quickly. Fora bed rocking sex life, you'll have to learn to be more tolerant. Temper your sexy strength with understanding. Men: You love to take charge of the action (and often take credit for her orgasm). But fear of abandonment may make you loath to ask for what you really want. Also, because of your competitive nature,you may have temporary problems with erection. Calm your anxiety by touching, in and out of bed, and by keeping her talking. When the communication is good, Lions are intensely exciting lovers. Bear: The stabilizer Bears exude deep-rooted strength and stability. But don't let their implacable exteriors fool you-they are very concerned with the opinions of others. Their greatest fear is rejection, which makes them slow to express their desires. They dislike being pressured into action but also dislike saying no. Over time even the most accommodating Bears can build a volcano of resentment that eventually explodes. Women: Your biggest challenge is to become more flexible. Move out of your security zone and say what you want (that also means saying no sometimes). Take a risk and make the first move in bed. Touch your lover in ways that feel good to you, not just in ways he likes. During sex, say something....anything. Men: Sexually, you are the strong, silent type. You love your routine-you don't need to waste time on new sexual positions. At your best, you are a deliberate lover who takes your time to give the best orgasm to your lover. At your worst, you become robotic. But generous bears are more than capable of moving beyond mechanical sex just makesure your comfortable before adding new dishes to the sex menu. Bee: The worker Ambitious, perfectionist bees want to excel at everything they do.Because they want things done just so, they're slow to relax and enjoy themselves. And their fear of failure makes even small decisions enormously significant for Bees. With their gallantry, bees are real charmers-meticulous lovers and faithful partners. But bee compulsiveness can drive away partners who don't share their need for order. Women: Your need for perfection makes you hard to reach, so make time in your ambitious schedule for intimacy. And when you talk during sex, focus on feelings and sensations, not just sexual goals.Surprise your guy with a new move now and then - and don't obsess about whether or not it's "right." Anything you do with gusto will be right. Men: Bees want to be clean and under control-even during orgasm.You won't be a screamer, but what you lack in spontaneity, you make up for in precision. You'll labor to get your sexual preferences right.Loosen up by discussing techniques, not feelings. And don't worry somuch. Bees are excellent learners. Respect the need for order, and sex will really give you a buzz. Otter: The player Otters know that life is about the journey, not the destination. They can turn a trip to the video store into an adventure. Otters love variety and they thrive with equally adventure some partners. They are excellent playmates who bring out the joy and spontaneity in their lovers. But otters loath routine and can be slow to commit.Predictability is not their strong point. Women: Your a sexual virtuoso, which may be threatening to more inhibited types. Remember, most guys need a little warm up before taking off on a sexual marathon. Delay your impulses once in a while.Sometimes pleasure postponed is the most potent. Men: Whatever your fantasy, you will be game to experience with your mate. You like to experiment with toys, lotions, and every position in the book. Focus on pleasure and put your worries out of your mind.Masterful otters like yourself let go of hurt and anger, do what youlove, and make sex extraordinary. BTW The Dragon is a BEAR!!!!
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