Fubar Blog Posts 2

*sigh*
It's freakin raining again. My husband planted our garden on Saturday, it started raining on Sunday. Rained all day Sunday, Sunday night, Monday, stopped Monday evening long enough to get in my son's t-ball game, then started back on Tuesday. I swear I think we're going to have to break out the boats & paddles. My poor Doxie is going to have to swim when she has to go out (that is IF she'll go out..she hates rain)..I mean she's only ankle high.

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I went to court this morning for my brother's bond hearing. And they actually gave him a bond. A $10,000 one but a bond none-the-less. We already have him a bondsman and the paperwork should be processed by 5 and he should be out around 5:30 tonite. He's excited. I just got off the phone with him he was shocked to see me and my parents in court. I hate people who have no faith in their families. I mean yeah he fucked up and he deserves whatever time he has to serve (if any. but more than like at least a year) but I mean he's family. But yeah it's friday. I just got paid. Gotta find something to do tonite. My little bro is out and everything's pretty decent. Tonight calls for alcohol!

Sigh
This is more a rant then a poem. I keep hearing from women about the father of my child. Saying hes tried to play then using this site. What am I supposed to do about it hes supposed to be in jail for the things he was accused of so I havnt seen him in person scine november. Im trying to be single mom for a 3 yr old that dont understand why she had a daddy but doesnt any more. I dont want her to grow up thinking she was bad thats why hes not here. His own screw ups and behavior are whats parted us. For those women on here who have talked to him in messages and or phone calls please I hate to say it but dont beleive most any thing he has to say. I lived with him for almost 4 years and learned well enough hr likes to do what ever he chooses with no disregard for any one else. He will smile and do what ever he can to get over. I still love him wont ever stop but even I know what to listen to and what not. weve had plenty of fights about cherry tap and his profile here. The lies contain

*sighs*
well, i'd like to thanks those that helped in my contest....it's not over til th 16th at 9pm pacific time. i'm like 4000 from first place... i'm beginning to think it would be easier to whore myself out for a blast then it would be to try to win one these days... if anyone still has the engery and even gives a crap, then please feel free to bomb my contest pic... here's the link, click the pic ~wendy~

*sigh*
I am so sick of people! not all, just those ones who tell you they care and tell you there your friends but aren't truthful with you you leading you to believer that something still may happen.Friends who"hope to be more because I care" Its ridiculous, People need to realize how much little head games cant really hurt someone who is already emotionally broken inside, People keep saying they wanna help you heal but yet there the ones bringing you down by leading you on till you accidentally come upon that they've had someone for sometime and you were just part of there game... well for the person this is about I hope you feel better about yourself, and I hope your happy! I can take a hint, I'm not worth it.

*sigh* If Only...
The stars say it's about time you drop any lingering doubts that you're not good enough or that you haven't somehow earned this current bout of enjoyment. It's time to revel in all the love and luck coming your way. If only I could get past the sinking feeling that fate is going to bite me in the ass somehow, this would be a decent horoscope.

*sigh*
Too much stress! I want to scream at the top of my lungs... 1. i can't get my deposit back on my old place till the garage is empty... and even then they have 21 days after that... and my mom keeps saying she'll do it and she's still not done yet (but won't let me do it cause of my foot)... 2. it's trying to figure out how to afford to title and insure my car, 3. figure out how to go to class and or work and find a babysitter... 4. making an extra trip to okc because of classes that i really can't afford to, 5. having to pay for a dress for a wedding that i can't afford... 5+1. having to fill out more forms just to possibly get financial aid (which i found out today that i might not get)... 7. having my phone shut off cause of my money... 8. i might have to make an extra trip up here for the wedding stuff cause of problems they're having... Then the topping on the cake... i might have to bring one of my cousins down there as my babysitter, and if i do there will

Sigh..sigh..
Pain is when you cant breath even if your chest still rises and falls… Sadness is when you look out the window and thinks that rains are your tears.. Loneliness is when you still feel a hand touching you, even if there is none.. Desperation is when you wait for a message that will never come ……. And love is when you experience all these things and still open your heart to that someone..

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This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is her and her Father, 1998. This is her on Vacation in Venezuela. Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends. The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999. After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations. Jacqueline was caught in the burning car and her body was heavily burnt during around 45 seconds. With her Father, 2000. Getting treatment. Three months after accident. Without a left eyelid Jacquie needs eye drops to keep her vision. Now 20 year old, he cannot forgive himself for driving drunk on that night thr

Sigh... How Imaginative Is That??? **shudders**
i wanna beat your pussy like a egg beater i can taste you like a hot dog on a grill! i want to drink your pussy juice, eat your pussy, fry your pussy, broil your pussy, candy-coat your pussy, regrigerate your pussy, roast your pussy, steam your pussy, shiskabob your pussy, tie your pussy on a string and slide it down my throat, freeze your pussy, put your pussyon a sandwich, on a burrito, on on a sub, mix it with watermelon and cheese!i wanna do amazing things to your pussy, things that will blow your fucking mind!! i definately want to suck your titty milk and lick and bite your asshole until its raw and bloody! omg i wanna stick my bigfat cock up your ass and go back and forth really hard and fast...i want to give you a dirty sanchez then i want to eat all the poop that comes out during the dirty sanchez....i want to make love to your sweet body hehehehe

Sight Part 1
She looked both ways before she went across the busy street, skipping along as she ran to the other end of the sidewalk. He quickly followed her from the other side of the street. He didn’t know who she was, nor did he ever get the chance to ask her. But she intrigued him so much that for the past couple of days, he had been following her from the coffee shop that she seemed to pass by every day when he went to get his coffee. He didn’t know what or why he had to continue looking at her, it was just the site of her being there before him and the world that enticed him to follow her every day like he did. He didn’t want to consider himself as a stalker or anything, but it was just something that he couldn’t stop doing day after day. But today it was going to be way different, he was going to get up close enough to actually see her. She walked into a store and this was going to be his chance as he walked across the street and slowly into the store. It was a store that sold candles a

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Strong Enough lyrics God, I feel like hell tonight Tears of rage I cannot fight I'd be the last to help you understand Are you strong enough to be my man? Nothing's true and nothing's right So let me be alone tonight Cause you can't change the way I am Are you strong enough to be my man? Lie to me I promise I'll believe Lie to me But please don't leave I have a face I cannot show I make the rules up as I go It's try and love me if you can Are you strong enough to be my man? When I've shown you that I just don't care When I'm throwing punches in the air When I'm broken down and I can't stand Will you be strong enough to be my man? Lie to me I promise I'll believe Lie to me But please don't leave

*sigh Of Relief* (contemplative)
got my blood work back from the dr. and everything is normal. didn't expect anything different, but its scary waiting for that shit to come back. you just never know. Life is a special gift we are given everyday. It may not be the best gift everyday, but it is a gift. I think that if you can make one persons day a little better, you had a reason to wake up that day. I know that i made at least one person's day better today and i feel good about that. a great question to ask yourself... Are you alive or just breathing? I asked myself that and for the longest time i was just breathing. Going through the normal hum-drum activities that make up my life. Probably led to my mild case of depression i felt last week(thanks to those people who lended an ear when i needed it) Getting my blood work back clean and seeing that one person's day brighten because of me has snapped me out of my funk. I'm sorry if i wasnt the best person last week. Hopefully, life is better now

~sigh
Haunting tendencies, my soul eludes, yet never completely escapes. Gray visions of past loves, death, and all that may come to be are preluded by the dimmest of flashes...imagined in my blind eye to be what was supposed to have been my life. Reveling in the idea of something that doesn't exist has been my existences baine, no sense to be made of anything. State of fantasy with no happy ending; Nor, reasoning as to why? Trudging through the nearly empty halls of my mind, the simplest of thoughts become soiled and unworthy of speach or any recognition whatsoever. Grief stricken and beaten, my heart slows to match the hollow breath my chest forces through parched, expressionless lips... Sigh. ~Jess~

*sigh* I Give Up....
So yeah..I think that I may have messed up something that was gonna be really nice... I wanted something to happen...gave the green light and then started thinking about in the past the times that I'd done that and how it blew up in my face, that I lost that person, even for their friendship....So I changed my mind about the green light...I didn't want it to happen like it did....and if I could do it over I would... And now in my mind that the damage is done....No unfixing it...I was good and played by the rules..and it blew up in my face... And by green light I mean a shag...

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so some reason this feels like its gonna be a reallyl ong night.. its hot and sticky... i have a song stuck in my head.. and i finally realized that someone ive liked for a really long time really doesnt like me.. like apparently not even alittle bit or as a friend... how fucked p is that?!?! oh well.. i guess its my guitar that will do the talkin tonight huh? cinn[vicious]

"sighs"
AMORSITO DE MI VIDA TE QUERRO TANTO MAS SOLA ESTOY MAS ME ACUERDO DE TI SERA QUE TE QUERRO MAS Y MAS OH! QUE TE ESTOY OLVIDANDO LOVE OF MY LIFE I LOVE YOU SO WHEN IM BY MY SELF I THINK OF YOU SO MUCH IS IT CAUSE I LOVE YOU SO OR! IS IT THAT IM FORGETTING YOU!

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so i am going to be facing one of my biggest fears on July 25th @ 5:30PM est. I will be going to the dentist for the first time in over 5 years. The biggest reason I haven't been is because I don't have dental insurance. I still don't,however, I was referred to a good dentist by a friend that takes patients without insurance, and offers them a monthly payment plan. I can handle that. I can't however handle the lectures, that I'm sure I'm going to get when I go see him. I'm terrified. Ever since I was a little kid, I was afraid of the dentist. Only reason I'm really going now, is because I've had some really bad toothaches these past couple of days, and I need to get it taken care of. Anyone have any suggestions to calm my nerves down about going to the dentist? If I don't seem too much like myself for the nexty few weeks, at least now you all know why. I'm sorry.

Sight
SIGHT Current mood: crappy The sun is out it's clear and bright, but it's so cold we tend to lose sight. Sight of what's lost sight of what's gone, sight of what's right sight of what's wrong. We close our eyes and hope it's all a dream, thats when we wake up and the truth can be seen. That what was lost can be found, what we thought was was gone was always around. What is right we finally see, that what was wrong was you and me.

Sighhhh
Well I am slowly learning things here. But what I really need is to be happy and a bit less stressed. I have a bad day and I need some fun and chat. Hope I will find it here today but if I dont I will just find something else to do.

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what stations are the buttons of your radio on do you sleep late on saturday or get up at dawn do you prefer fiddles or violins and have you givin any thought to how a lifetime of love begins i want to know everything there is to know about what turns you on what you like and what you don't tell me all your secrets all your hopes and wishes too i want to be everything you ever want so i'm gonna need something to go on i need to make your every dream come true so i want to know everything there is to know about you do you like walking underneath the moonlight is there some kinda magic that'll make the mood right how many kisses, how many stars i'm determined to keep trying 'til i find the way to your heart the serious stuff and the light hearted lookin in your eyes and i'm just gettin started well then i want to know everything there is to know about you

*sighs*
Grrr. I had an invitation to go out with a group of people tomorrow, but I'll be sleeping so I can work all night. I could be hanging out with my new neat friends, but no! I'm going to be responsible and earn my salary. Well, the phone is ringing off the hook and it's work-related, as I'm at work. Quite possibly, I will blog later. Toodles.

~sigh~ No One Loves Me.......
OK U ALL CLAIM TO LOVE ME YET NOT ONE OF YOU HAS A CRUSH ON ME.... WHAT IS UP WITH THAT... SO NOW IM NOT CRUSHING ON ANYONE EITHER LOL MUAHHH SO THERE :p HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND....

A Sigh Of Relief
Why is it that some men don't have the balls to let you know that they aren't mature enough or whatever to be in relationships...? Maybe it isn't maturity so much as inadequacy...at any rate, I guess I'm relieved that one on here finally quit trying to lead me on, because I honestly don't think he would have been able to satisfy me....plus, I have someone local that CAN satisfy me and makes me laugh and actually makes an effort to contact me. I just have one question for the person on here who was trying to play me? Why don't you come out now, be a decent person and admit what the hell is going on in your head? I know you won't, but it's all your loss and not mine, because I HAVE, I CAN and WILL do better than you! Have a nice life.

Sigh
the other night i was rushed to the hospital...had a hard time breathing....as usual the dr's didn't know their heads from their asses.....so now i am on more inhallers to help strenghten my lungs...i just wonder with the shit i been going on with my health if it is worth the fight....i barely have any energy left in me to keep going

Sigh
Is it just me or is anyone else seriously starting to get depressed by the stupidity that seems to be running rampant in the US. Now I am not saying that everyone should be a rocket scientist. But a little bit of common sense and basic knowledge should be a bit more prevelant in our society. I work in the tech support field and I talk to hundreds of people a week. What I have found is seriously depressing. When you have to spend 15 minutes talking to someone who called you because they could not find the "Any" key on their keyboard, you just have to shake your head and sigh. Because at the end of the call, your not 100% sure they have grasped the concept. Just thought I would try and get others opinions and see if this is just something I have noticed and if it bothers anyone else that we live in the "stupidest" country in the world. I love it here and I am not trying to offend any of you very "special" people that call me. But come on read a book guys.

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so i poed some ppl in wrr. good, but i don't get why on earth they assumed my bro had any part in it. wtf? we aren't each other's keeper. he had not a thing to do with what i said. furthermore, if they got issues w me, why are they being spineless, and not talkin to me, instead of him. more matureity.

Sigh
Under your spell again I cant say no to you Crave my heart and its bleeding in your hands I cant say no to you Shouldnt let you torture me so sweetly Now I cant let go of this dream I cant breath but I feel Good enough I feel good enough For you Drink up sweet decadence I cant say no to you And I've completely lost myself And I dont mind I cant say no to you Shouldnt let you conquer me completely But I cant let go of this dream Cant believe that I feel Good enough I feel good enough Its been such a long time coming, but I feel good And I'm still waiting for the rain to fall Pour real life down on me Cause I cant hold on To anything this good Am I good, enough? For you to love me too So take care, what you ask of me Cause I cant say no god I love evanescence.

*sigh*
Losing a true and pure love can be devastating. It can sink you into an almost bottomless chasm of dispair and misery. Days, weeks, and months drag by...each more agonizing than the last. You try settling for less, knowing the folly of your attempt... knowing the longing and emptiness will never completely leave, and your soul is all but lost. But sometimes, on rare ocassions in the blackest depths of your despair that love can return.. giving you almost unheard of joy. And yes, such has happened to yours truly. I stopped by the grocery on the way home from work, amidst a wicked thunder storm. And there, on a dark and dreary afternoon I found my true love once again. Peter Pan peanutbutter is back on the fucking shelves. w00t!!!!!!

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...no song, picture of anything funny at the moment. Don't ask about the family situation on here, that's for another day who knows how far away. Those that need to know know for the moment. Anyways, I've been going through alot of personal shit on alot of levels latley so it's been hard to think and I'm tired of hurting people I'm close to and tired of watching them hurt. I saw this in a bulletin late tonite and it hit home. Does it for you?... When.. When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fi

Sigh*
Sleeping silent wisdom please answer my soul cries lost in a haze of daydream endless distance beyond my eyes my heart aches beyond reason and compassion words or explanation so short of breath I can’t breathe only exhale twisting clouds of fantasy not floating but suspended I am consumed by speechless beauty by sleeping silent wisdom my heart aches... Lucy~

11 Sighns That You Are Crazy Abought Someone
11 signs that your crazy for someone ELEVEN: You laugh at they're stupid jokes TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...... ====== ===== ==== === == = == === ==== ===== ======= ========= ========== ========= ======== ======= ====== ===== ==== === ==

Sigh
Been having a stressful and a bad day I probably will just sign off. It's a long story, an ongoing problem i've been having. Disappointed in myself for my stupidity! And helping someone who wont help themselves and I end up getting hurt and burned yet again. And my daughter and her ADHD problems and my teen not going to school etc. just going through alot, not to mention health problems. Well I'm done bitching about myself and my life..lol Thanks for listening. Lisa

*sigh*
Things have been going good... which means I'm waiting for the shoe to drop. Waiting for the next bad thing to happen. Isn't it sad that I look at life this way? I mean, I'm not even 25 and I'm already jaded by life. The last 2 years have been the hardest of my life. There are days when I don't even know what to do... I get out of bed and look around and don't know what I should be doing or how I should be handling things. hell... half the time I don't know how I even get out of bed. My life doesn't suck. Don't get me wrong. Things are coming together finally. And, my kids... they are awesome. They keep me laughing and on my toes. I just stare at them and can't help but smile. Tyler is the most loving kid I've ever met. And, Hailee... well she's a pistol.. She always has to put her opinion in... hmmmm wonder where she gets that from? She's always on the go... curious about every little thing. i'm working again. So, I'm starting to feel better.... exhausted but better.

Sighssssss
Well it's Sunday and ive had an awful weekend. I found out that a good friend is not a good friend anymore,,,sometimes i wonder if it is all worth it,,,it tired of being judged by how i look ,,,,i have a hugs heart and i am a caring and giving person ,,,so my new motto is ,,,you dont like me for me than get lost sandy

Sigh
*sigh* I dont know what to do. I might just leave fubar.. though this has been such a safety zone and comfort for me since I have been on here.. now it doesnt seem soo. Soo friggen close to godfather I thought this would be such a great highlight and all I feel is dread... Everyone seems mad at me or upset.. I apologize to all my friends for not seeming to be there. One in particular. He knows who he is, never meant to hurt him or make him feel unimportant. I just can't seem to make anyone happy.. I try and try, to do as much as I can.. and it never seems enough I might be starting that babysitting job on wedsenday and I'm sooooo scared. Just one more thing after the other... I'm soo scared, so so scared... what the hell is wrong with me.. why can't i make anyone happy

*sigh*
So i know most of us hate our jobs. I've always fallen in that category and it just seems to get worse. I need something new. I need to change. *fuck* i'm so aggravated all the time. I dunno.. i'm just hoping to hear something good I'm being really impatient, to say the least. not to mention that as a 'wanna be' writer i could not be anymore frustration... I feel like my words are gone. i feel so uninspired .... maybe its because all of my passion is put into my fiance, which isn't a bad thing... its a good thing... i just need to remember that's all i'm askin'. maybe i could force myself.. or maybe i need away time. I need something. heh... *screams*

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we all got banned for posting shit in the mumms, right? for the stupidest, tiniest shit... I even lost an account cuz of it... granted, cuz' i add pics to mine, it's illegal, but i feel it tells the whole story... but these other mumms... pepsi or coke, ford or chevy.... goddamn.. and it's not just the repeated ones.. it's the stupid question ones... not one of them are there to make up their mind.. they all polls, and "what do you think," crap... we used to get banned for that shit cuz we didn't obey the mumm-laws... and now, we have cock mumms, tit mumms and ass mumms that aren't marked nsfw... and they go for the full 24 hours of use... i just don't get it....... i also see alot of reg mummers getting quite annoyed... especially with noobs they say they're regs after being there for only a couple of days/weeks..... and then we lose mummers that actually are worthwhile... like mel, for instance.. over stupid shit... why don't we all get together and just start marking the non

Sigh..
I know this is going to seem kind of weird but I really didn't even come here to make friends. I have a lot on my plate right now. IF you want go ahead and stalk me up on myspace or on livejournal. How do we do this well I posted my livejournal link in the first blog entry. That journal if you go to the user info section will give you enough information to track me down if you are indeed bound and determined to talk to me. ITs no offense to anyone really I just don't have ehough time to keep up with all these different sites especially with my own domain not even being up and running yet and my little one suffering right now as she is

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yep, still not happy..... Why does it always seem nights are worse than daytime? is it because my kids are in bed and I'm actually alone with my thoughts? or is it more because I know I'm going to go to bed alone with my thoughts? It aggravates me that I want to see him and talk to him and just be close to him, and I know its just not going to happen. I can't believe that I let anyone have this affect on me....it makes me feel stupid and I really freakin hate it, but what can you do? you can't help who you fall for, right? It sucks more because we were friends for a while before we started seeing each other, and now there is no communication(by his choice I might add) and it hurts because I have always enjoyed talking to him.... Damn, I just miss him......

Sigh......
I have been making bears like crazy, only to fail. The damn things are not selling. Sigh. I did sell all my junk at the Flea Market, os now I have room to store the kids bikes, and a little money to boot! The year before last I was close to 400 pounds! I have been dieting for 2 years now. I was a size 36 in womens--that is = to about a mans 62. I am now down to a women's size 24, that is a mans size 46 or 48. I have lost over 175 pounds! I keep dieting even though I am so fucking sick of salad. I want to weigh about 175, and with my big tata's and round bubble but, that is really thin for me! I am a little lonily. I like someone, but I am not sure if he likes me back. How young is to young for me any how? I am 36 and he is 25.

Sigh.....
Just thought id get a bit off my chest here. I moved into my new place and I absolotly love it! Except one thing, I live off a salary of 7.00 an hour, I never get to do anything fun. On top of that, my roof is now leaking. Im just really stressed about money, blah blah blah and I needed to get that off my chest. Although im still stressed. Ill be good though, I have the most amazing friends and the best boyfriend ever to get me though the hard times!

*sigh*
Lastnight I decided I was gonna take a preg test. I should have started my monthly like almost 2 wks ago. I wasnt sure if I should tell Jeff that I was late or wait until I took the test. Well I decided to go ahead and tell him. Now I wish I hadnt. He got off work early and he said he wanted to talk to me. The first question he asked me was "where you taking your birthcontrol?" I told him that I was. Then he said I didnt need to get defensive. That its hard to talk to me cuz I get defensive. I get that way if I feel like I am being accused of something. He even said that he was keeping track of all the times I got defensive with him. He said he prayed that it was just stress that thats y I am late. I took the test last night and this morning and all were negative. I laid on the couch lastnight when everyone was in bed and he came out and asked my y I was on the couch. I told him what was on my mind and he said that he was only asking cuz he hasnt even seen my pills. I dont think I n

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Angela - Free and Healing for Nine Days, 2 Hours and 1 Minute, while extending my life expectancy 15 Hours, by avoiding the use of 182 nicotine delivery devices that would have cost me $31.81. I feel like i'm just waiting for my next cigarette all the time... is this normal?

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I just wanted to let you guys know I will not be around for awhile. So much is going on in my life now and I just don't have the time. My life has been crazy to say the least this year, and is really crazy now, esp with my dad being in the hospital again. It's not good and he is in ICU where they are trying to stabilize him so they can amputate the good leg he has left. The drs. say they don't know if he will even make it to the surgery, but I have faith. So with work, my kids, and being at the hospital there is not much time left and I am just not in the mood to be on here. Not sure how long I will be gone, maybe a week or more. I will try to pop in when I can. There are a few of you on here that mean so much to me and you know who you are. I will be back as soon as things calm down. Hope you all have a wonderful Halloween and sending hugs to all my great friends! Susie

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My baby boy turned 17 today.:( Im feeling so old. Seems like just a little while ago I was in labor for 27 hours with what was supposed to be a Halloween baby! LOL This makes me so scared and sad too because now that hes 17 the recruiters are going to hit him all that much harder to join up.I haven't came to any decision yet on permission for delayed entry.(see need military advice blog if you are lost! lol) On one hand i am totally against it but on another he will only be 5 months shy of his 18th birthday so what can i really do if his mind is made up?I just wish he would go to college FIRST.*sigh* I miss my little boy!

Sigh
I'm so fucking happy that i have a little break from school, couldn't of been more perfect. i'm so stressed out. i just need to like sleep my life away and wake up with everything perfect, but that has never happened so............. I'll keep sleeping and dreaming and waking up to the same bullshit. Also i'm moving again... and i want to move some place else, alone. i'm so sick of ppls interjections and fucking rude ass comments. soooooo sick.

*sigh*
screeching weasel "Every Night" I'm not feeling human anymore Half connected all the time Each night I document the things I've done The pointless points I've made for stupid reasons Every night I'm always the same You're pounding on my brain Tonight and every night I lie down clenching up my teeth Trying to fall asleep I've sat and smoked a billion cigarettes And wished to hell that you were here My stained and calloused fingers hold a pen Scratching apologies to you too late too little Every night I pay off my debts Trust me I don't forget Tonight and every night I will analyze everything And make myself count the ways I fucked up today

Sight...
I tried to be something I'm not Those images were all that I got I saw myself in disgrace Ashameful, dissapointments all the way it just stayed: never ending pain. It seemed so hopeless in those days But I knew it might still change I had to find a better way Looked into mirror and saw a shade: Only a lie that world had made. You see, through me, you see my heart there's nothing I can hide from you my God. Your love, Your touch, You healed my heart You took my pain away and made me new (inside). Thousands of times question made (why) And when I hear the answer laid I wake up and hesitate Before answering I do How could I be enough for you? Never (before) in my life I dared to think I could be loved But looking into His eyes was enough to proof otherwise He never asked me to be something else He only loved me and that what I were TO ALL MY FRIENDS.....

Sigh....
I wonder sometimes why I do what I do. The actions I take...the choices I make. Am I so fuking blind? Why do I bring this up? Because I need advice on this... Jeff called me. Jeff is my soon to be ex-husband. Let me give you some background. I have forgiven this fuker I dont kno how many times. Before we got married...I learned he (in my eyes at that time) was cheating on me. Not only with his best friends wife...but also with a co-worker at where him and I used to work. I also learned that he had a sick turn on which was kiddie porn. I forgave him....got married...then in 2005 he got fired for sexual harassment. He wouldnt touch me but only once every 1-2 months *AND* he would be on the webcam 4-5 times a week. This is just to give you some background. So I have bent over backwards for this man...believing I was in love...and believing that he loved me. Which...I now kno otherwise! Well...anyway...he got a letter from a lawyer. They are taking him to cour

Sigh...part 2
Well if you want to read up on part one of this saga click here because I dont feel like rewriting that long entry on here again. Now here is what he has said. He is threatening...to see about a way to get a lawyer to allow him to touch that settlement since him and I are still married. Yep. He is now trying to get back at me. I just cant win. Last nite, I was just in total tears. Tried to get a hold of someone...anyone to just talk to me. They were...like always...too busy or not online (a couple of them were showing online in Messenger that they werent busy they had stupid status messages). So...I may have went to the wrong person...but I needed someone...anyone to talk to me. Just to hear me out...give me advice. He listened to me. Gave me ideas of what I should do. It was an unlikely source, someone I would think wouldnt even bother with me in that nature. It felt good to talk to someone...he even called me at home. Which was nice. I was able to just cry, scream

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well again this is the fourth time they have ahd probs with the site...now all the rates have been acting up and now they arent working at all they are gone i know they are prolly working on them, im puttin my profile on invisible and leave here for a while till they get their act straight and get things working

Sigh Of Relief
Well my mom got her results back yesterday and everything came back clear!! I feel so much weight lifted off of me! I have been so stressed and just goin crazy with worry! She has to go see a cardiologist sometime so they can run another test on her but the doctor told her more then likely since this last test came back clear that this other one will also but they just wanna be 100% before they rule out certain things. I know shes had alot of stress and Im hopin thats the only reason shes been havin problems and so far its lookin like thats the reason! Thank you all so much for listenin to me throughout this whole thing and for keepin her in ur thoughts! It means alot to me!! Hope yall have a great weekend!! xoxo -cotton

*sigh* I Need Your Help Again...
I've let myself fall too far behind in this contest.... Please help me win by rating this pic. No comments needed, just a rate. CLICK HERE TO RATE Munkee needs help too. CLICK HERE to help her out. Send me a private message after you're done and I'll be happy to return the luv with some 11s. THANKS!

Sigh, Why Dont People Just Use Their Own Pictures
some people just seem not able to just live their own lives. Use this internet thing as a way out, a dreamworld. Someone on here is using pictures (professional) stolen of the website: Theodoro.eu The sad thing is that he doesnt even realise his game is over now, and stop what he is doing. No, instead of that he is trying to stay swimming in his pack of lies, and keep claiming the pictures are his. Doing this is illegal though, and seeing he is not listening to me nicely asking to remove them, legal steps will be taken and he is facing pretty harsh fines. David, realise this is a game you cant win, you know you are lying and you know that I am telling the truth. People can contact the real model: theodoros on the website, they can contact agents.Or even contact on myspace: username theogrc.

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Take some time and actually read this, it's a guy talking... IT'S 7TH GRADE. I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called 'best friend'. I stared at her long silky hair. And I wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that. I knew it. After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before, and I handed them to her. She said 'thanks'. And gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her. I want her to know that I don't want to be 'just friends'. I love her but I'm too shy to tell her, And I don't know why. IT'S JUNIOR YEAR. My phone rang. On the other end it was her. She was in tears. Mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone. So I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa I stared at her soft eyes. Wishing she was mine. After 2 hours. A Drew Barrymore movie. And 3 bags of chips. She decided to go to sleep. She looked at me.

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I sit and stare and wonder what is wrong with me why i feel so lonely and long for the touch of a man that i have no clue as to why i would miss him so much during the day!!! I'm used to the loneliness!! But yet this is different!! Makes me stop and wonder if maybe......just maybe i get my slice of life and happiness!!!! I give so much for my friends and family that i never slow down for me!! And anyone that knows me can attest to that!! The man intrigues me to no end and i long for the little time i can snag with him so i can find out more!!!! To see if there is a light at the end of this dark tunnel!! Hell i don't know!!! Guess i just need to get out of my head and just let things flow the way they have been for the past 2 years now!!!! FREE AND EASY DOWN THE ROAD I GO!!!!

< Sighs > Things I'll Never Understand ? Lol
Dunno why I'm here in my blogs, once again typing basically to meself but here goes nuttin lol. Just have some things on my mind and kinda wanted to get them offa my chest so to speak. I'm the type of person that cares about others, especially after I get to know them, if we 'click' and have good conversations n that 'connection' even if it's just on a friendship level, I start to really care about them. They're no longer just another person to me, they're friends, family, loved one's, even if it's just an online friendship, it still means a lot to me , to have somebody be so close to me in terms of being able to connect with them. So, now for the 'sad' part, that's on my mind right now. lol...... It really hurts, totally sux goat ass when those that've I've grown to care about no longer talk to me like we once did. I actually MISS them, believe that!? bad bad me for missing those that don't seem to miss me, but, it's just 'me', can't and won't apologize for being me.

*sigh*
I knew you were special when I looked into your eyes and you held me in your hands The clock spun backwards in time And I felt like a child At loss for words I mumbled But every syllable you clearly understood We took off our clothes And laid bare You whispered— "its okay, don't be scared" And all my fears quickly Evaporated into thin air That's when we made love For the first time And I wished the moment Would last for eternity So I tried to stay awake But my tired eyes caved in When I woke up I turned around But you were no longer there Thinking of you lonely tears no longer descend the hands of time turn backwards its nice to pretend and and feel like a child all over again thinking of you my heart blooms and the hands of time cradle me like a child Im floating on a cloud With a sign that reads "Please do not disturb" I think I will stay and dream for a while Sshhh—quiet please The baby is asleep

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I haven't written in a while, I guess I was trying to keep from crying. I've thought about you a lot lately. I'm watching PS I love you, and I keep thinking about you. Everywhere I go, I hear the star spangled banner and tear up. I never thought those words would move me so much. I miss you incredibly. I'm planning a trip to see your gravestone at Arlington. I don't know how I'm going to react. My mom is going with me, she wants to see too. I'm hoping to get the closure I need to move on. I love you dearly! I miss you more than words can ever describe.

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Have you ever noticed that when things are not going great for yourself you inevitably bring someone down with you? I feel like I am bringing down my kids and my parents. Don't get me wrong, I couldn't have made it this far without Mom and Dad, I owe them so much, but I feel like I'm just sucking the life right out of them. Not that they will ever come right out and tell me that I'm driving them crazy, but I know I am and I feel horrible about it. My poor kids seem to be stuck in the middle of everything. Nobody is happy right now, you can tell that everyone is getting stressed out and annoyed with each other... Being 30 and a parent, I should never have to go back to live with my parents, and it makes me feel worse knowing that we are all getting on each other's nerves. All I can do is pray that something will turn around and make our situation a little easier, because I know that I can't go anywhere for a while...

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This has been a long day. First, we decided that this weekend we, meaning the whole family would get the house ready for the summer. Two guess who did all the work? Yep, me. But that's ok cause I didn't have to hear my sister bitch and that made the cleaning go smoother. So than I run into my ex boyfriends mother and she wants me to call her. Now, I'm a little sad. You see I find that despite my size I'm a very attractive woman, I'm clean and according to some people too prissy IE High mantainence. I'm not HM. I am however very prissy, I'm a girly girl, I like to look feminine. I like to be nice and I like taking care of my man to the extent that he appreciates it. I haven't found one that does. I thought maybe I'm pushy and scare men off but honestly I don't think that's it, I think men are intimidated by me. On this same note, I was lookin' at some of my old comments and I wonder...if people could see my whole body would they think I'm gorgeous? Would they say I'm beauti

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Do I talk too much shite? Always banging on about some old shit I made up in the MuMMs, talking nonsense and screaming "LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!!" Am I, in fact, the most annoying dingus on teh whole internetz?

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works going alright. I feel like a real person again. being funtional and productive is definately a plus. i dont feel like its summer. this weather is odd. i need to spend more time with my friends, especially cuz devin plans on moving away. Its nice that i work with jen now tho. i'm teeter-tottering on the edge of calling up the fall back guys.... but they are douchebags, and i just need to keep reminding myself that I'm not dating them for a reason. they make me happy for the night, the week, what have u, but in the long run, i shouldnt even bother talking to them. I just have a hard time meeting any quality guys. and everytime i do, im not interested. ..but such is life i suppose. I wanna move out of state so bad. i need to be near the ocean. i feel odd when im not. idk, but i belong near the ocean. I miss pelicans...thats stupid i know. but I DO. my feet hurt. a lot. devins comin over to drink tonight. should be good times. havnt drank in a minute. aside

Sigh...
well me and my girlfriend had a really bad fight last night and caused her to hang up on me this morning... and almost caused us to break up.. it was really bad... telling me that she doesn't really think that I care for her and want to be with her... and that she doesn't want to be with me really anymore... so I don't know what to do anymore... I really like her and I want to be with her... however its really really hard right now... and I just need to be with her... but anyway that was my night last night it sucked royally and also I have to move out of my apartment by july 14th... so yeah... oh well... I need a hug...

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Fooking credit card bill collector. My payment was supposed to have been taken out 3 weeks ago. It was just taken out last night..so I had to cancel my VIP till further notice. *sighs* My vip now expires 2 days after my birthday. I have to post pone my insurance payment - that part is no biggie. I almost had a fit - I thought I wasn't gonna be able to go out drinking on the 21st with my co workers, but duh - I get paid that Friday - just not this Friday. AHHHHHHHHH. *curls up in the corner and pouts*

Sigh.....
delicate, the beauty, the way she spoke the way she moved her sence of direction, what is it about her that makes me smile, i cant figgure it out i cant seem to get it right, what i wouldnt do to kiss the lips of an angel.....

*sigh* Today
today i found your ring the poinky skull i bought it for you on a road trip a lifetime ago it was in a box i forgot to unpack then again, maybe i didn't forget it maybe it went invisible so that i'd have more time to heal to learn to feel to stop the bleeding of my soul i thought to myself oh. damn. and i waited for tears but they didn't come my heart didn't skip a beat my soul didn't bleed i felt amusement at the memory of how we were back then so punk avant-garde anarchists with our own ajenda telling the world to f-off and meaning it heh you were such cool beans sid and nancy had nothing on us baby we rocked the universe and didn't care who said what then you changed f*&^ we both changed *selling out and buying in* neither of us saw it how the he77 did that happen? where'd ya go babycakes? why'd ya give up on it all? i guess i still wonder about you but it's not the same those days of bleeding are over those days of wishing for

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well like always my lies come back an bite me in the ass... why am i so stupid why can't i tell the truth an say i've only been with one woman i lost my virginity to her at 19 yeah 19 sad right? its the truth i havnt had sex with anyone else since her an i broke up, sucks being me....

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I feel like telling the world HEY, I HURT! No one cares and I don't blame them. But I need an outlet so here it is. I despise whiny EMO people, but I am a hypocrite so screw it. One of my biggest passions in life is sex. Not that I'm a nymph or a perv, but I want to be wanted, pursued and seduced. I really don't think thats too much for a 37yr old female to want. Yet, I always seem to end up with guys who are passive and reserved and claim there just not into sex. YES! NOT into sex? Is that even normal? Why is it so hard to just find someone who desires me? I'm not talking about love, I have that, but I'm talking about passion. I'm not getting any younger or any healthier and lets face it, I am certainly NOT getting any more attractive. This may never happen for me and I'm having a hard time accepting that. To be honest, I see no real reason to go on, but don't worry, I don't have the balls to do anything about it. Please don't comment with optimistic reasons to go on. I know t

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1.. I hate having thin hair lol 2. I hate it that i dont make good money 3. I hate being depressed too much 4. I hate that I cant get what I want 5.I hate life sometimes but dont we all 6. I hate it I had to sell my car 7. I hate fake people 8. I hate that i cant get another job in the same field i work 9. I cant have who i want :( 10 I hate not getting some Just kidding on that one

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all i really want to do is hang around the house nekked. is that so bad? and i want to watch really great movies all night. yeah, i need to go to hollywood video and pick up some movies. sounds like i just made some sweet plans for myself. then afterwards, i think i'll have my way with myself. lol. yep, sounds like a good night indeed.

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So I have had a couple nights of little to no sleep. With many thoughts clawing at the back of my head. A few shed tears. My feelings...silly damn things...are so easily hurt. I have something to say. It may require a moment of your time to read, but that moment is worth it, I believe. I have never set out to intentionally harm anyone. I have never deliberately stolen the affection of anyone from another. I have not willingly seduced another to my bed, who did not ask to be invited. Or belonged to someone else. I have loved and loved deeply, a total of 4 men in my lifetime. I have lusted more than my share. Not that anyone has a limit you know...but my point is this, I am not after anything that belongs to anyone. I am incorrigible..I am flirtatious...I am impetuous...I am kind, gentle, and caring. I am sensitive and extremely passionate. I have issues, most odd...in an OCD type of way...others very personal. I don't betray confidences...as I fully expect my confidences be kept

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i am no stranger to violence. i am no stranger to pain. i am no stranger to fear. i am no stranger to lonliness or depression either for that matter. i've faced all of them and kicked their asses at one point or another in my life. for me life has always been more than a slightly rocky ride. it's just the way it is and i've come to embrace my world with every bit of my dark little soul. for the past few days i've been dealing with a lot of harsh things happening in my world all at once & it almost did me in... weird for me. i'm an over-comer not a chickenshyt whiner. i was recently the victim of random violence. it's left me a little gun-shy to say the least. i have not even discussed it with the three people here in savannah closest to me... and i don't plan to for a while. i tried to. really, i did. but one is my child, and i can't do that to her. she was away and i prefer for her to not think i am vulnerable while she's gone... the other is my best friend, b

*sigh*
So, today was my baby's first day on the big bus. I hate that damn thing. One woulda thought the bus driver woulda kept the front coupla seats open for the little ones. There were 3 Kindergartner's at our bus stop alone. *Sigh* I so hate going through this.

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I am so tired of being played...accused of falsehoods...and used. Is this how it always is on fubar? If so, I have no use for it and will sadly go back to myspace. People call you friend, yet they avoid you. They refer to you as family and still stab you in the back. They say how much they love you...LOL...they fu-marry someone else. Its craziness and who the hell needs it. Look me up on myspace. Im zuggamom. and MFCL to you all.

*sigh*
I found the most wonderful bakery in california. They have WONDERFUL scones and biscotti and muffins... but they don't ship to Louisiana... *cries* I managed to swipe a few biscotti and scones from the hotel i was staying at because it is the BEST i have had in years.. i loves it... its so good... *noms on her biscotti*

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Every day that I talk to Rubeth she tells me of a new way her company keeps cutting her off for all day communications. lol. Oh well. Looks like they're going to have to deal with a hell of a phone bill... I already called her a lot before, but now I shall be relentless. I need a hug. =(

Sigh
Come and lie Between my thighs Know pure bliss Within my kiss Wander and touch Need you so much Passion and flame Yours to tame Stomach to breast Dominate the rest Command my pleasure Make it your treasure Hearts that thunder Bodies to plunder Passions mount Moments count Drive me on Before it's gone Mouth to fill Hips that drill Hands to please Legs that tease Body that taunts Heart that wants Passions met Lovers set Come and lie Hear you sigh

**sigh**
how do you let someone that you love know that you want more (relationship-wise) than the two of you already have right now? how do you tell that someone that you kind of want to take things to the next level of seriousness? he's content... you are sort of content... but deep inside you wish that he would give you that little bit of commitment that would make your world almost perfect. blah. i always say marriage is overrated... been there... done that... blah blah blah. but deep inside... there is a big part of me that still yearns for that connection... that stability... that commitment. its not like i want to get married again tomorrow or anything... but i'd like to know that it is still in my future... that someday i'd still be able to have that happiness of a complete family picture that i have in my head. i dunno... i'm just rambling i guess... i need my soundboards... :::: sighs ::::

Sigh...
You forget how harsh life can be, until it smacks you right across the face. It's not like I didn't have a care in the world... I was just happy. I should have known nothing like that could last. Something has to be torn away, and that which makes me happy fits more than perfectly.

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This Love This Love That I Have For You Is Real & Honest Right Here In My Heart, I Know It, Feel It, I Have No Doubt, But It Just Seams Like I'm Dreaming All About You, That You & I Are Not Going To Be Together Anywhere But Here On The Internet. You See, I Have A Very Hard Time In Trusting & Believing Now Due To Past Broken Love & My Heart Too. I Hope, I Wish Too For This To Be So Very True With You & Me.

*sigh* Its About Him
if i could give u the world i would if i could give u everythang u wish 4 i would if i could take the pain from ur past away i would if i could make everyone that has done u wrong pay i would if i can make ur life better i will if i can make the pain stop i will if i can make u c how much i will u i will if u could only c how much u reallymean 2 me my wishes would come true ....alot of i woulds and i wills but 1 thang that is a fact is that i love u and i love u like noone else ever can and i WILL prove my love 4 u just watch... baby i love u more then life its self when i told u i give u my heart i ment it ur the only thang that matters 2 me curtis i love u!!!!!!! and thats a fact

Sigh...
Well my weekend is over....back to work ago. This wasn't the greatest week...I'm sad at the moment.... I feel like giving up on a lot of things. Maybe I just need a break from everything....everyone.... But then I think, what good would that do? I still crave for attention....I want attention. :( I want to be beautiful....just to be noticed.... Why does it seem like....ugh I just don't know....it just hurts a lot and I never know what to do... What if i just disappeared...would anyone even notice? Not just on the online world..... here as well.. No one talks to me...I don't talk to anyone... my friends....well what friends? I feel alone...I don't know what to do... maybe i do need a break. I should pick up on drawing or something. I've been wanting to paint....that's good right? Would it be a happy painting? Or a sad painting? I'm going crazy in the head again.... I'm tired of feeling hurt...ugly...lonely, neglected, un noticed..... sigh... This is going to

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Y'know, one of these days, I'm going to get my keister in gear and sit down to update all this lovely stuff I've got going online. Get the ol' cam hooked back up so I can take a photo or two, just so everyone can see the graceful yet inevitable aging process. Besides, my inner geek is crying out for some compy time.

*sigh*
So, today I talked to my mom and my grandma isn't doing well AT ALL. I think she has suffered so much these past few years she is just ready to move on. It is hard to think about the possibility of her dying, but it is so hard to watch her in so much pain. Every time she gets sick it takes a little more out of her. This is going to be so hard for my mom. Grandma said to her on the phone last night....just 10 more days. That is when we are going to see her. It is so hard.

*sigh*
Stay alive, no matter what occurs...I will find you! I'm watching the Last of the Mohicans and that's one of my favorite lines from the movie. Of course it doesn't hurt that Daniel Day Lewis is at extreme hotness in the film. What are some of your fav movie lines?

*sigh*
For those of you who know me, ya'll know I'm not really into mushy love movies, but last night I had a moment of envy. I was in bed watching tv, mad as hell from a series of events that probably shouldn't have happened. I was channel suring and came across a movie that I've always been fond of. Diary of a mad black woman. I realized after watching this moving, fuming and steaming that I was envious of the romance that I was watching. After finishing the movie and having a few quiet moments of self reflection. I found myself thinking...damn, why can't I have that? *Inhale....* Yep...I hate my life. Why can't I have a love like that, someone who's genuine and kind. Oh freaking wake up...that crap doesn't exsits... I think.

.sigh. I Really Liked This One
here i sit bored and blue sad and lonely missing you praying that you miss me too my love for you is tried and true even thought its black and blue together theres nothing we cant to im a shell without you forever and always my heart belongs to you my lips explode in a smile at a simple "i love you" till death stops my heart baby ill always love you

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A poem on how I feel.... yeah, it's sad, but true! *sigh* Why? Why is it you always want someone you can’t have? Always aching, needing, wanting, but never getting anywhere. Alone, still, with a heart full of love to give… Wanting to give it to that one who will give it back Is something wrong with me? Am I not good enough to be loved? There seems to always be someone better And they take my chance away with someone I want. Being 2nd best really does put a damper on my heart It makes me wonder if I will ever find that someone Who will love me with all they got? I believe I deserve someone who will treat me good Not like my last one, who abused me with words. All I have left is to give my sadness to God. And hope and pray he will find me someday A love I’ve been wanting for all my life…

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It's been a while since I weighed myself so I did this morning and of course it was a unhappy number. I know that we just had Thanksgiving.....I blame myself on for that...I blame myself for not working out more often. I've decided to change what I eat again. I'm going to cut each meal I have in half. I packed my lunch already for work. Instead of a full sandwich, it's a half sandwich. Not too much of a difference, but it's some bit of a change. I'm going to do my best to stay away carbs. Yeah I know you gotta eat the carbs, but I'm going to cut back a lot. Figures today at work, I was starving because I hadn't ate anything in almost 7 hours. I grabbed some Arby's.....bad me...but I was hungry and needed something on the way home. Traffic is always a bitch on Fridays and Mondays. I thought a lot at work, like usual...mostly negative things. I didn't speak much at work. Well, I was hella tired cause I didn't get any sleep last night which really sucked. I probably went to bed

*sigh*
This day just keeps staying tough. She called me a little while ago, and I got that instant happiness of seeing her name pop up on the caller ID for a second, and then I answered the phone - and instead of the loving, dedicated voice I'm used to hearing, I got an awkward 30 second conversation. I feel like a junkie who's being forced to get clean by going cold turkey. I know that I'll get through this someday, but I just wish that day would come sooner than later.

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Well.. Normally I go to coffee and lunch with some girlfriends (and lately a guy or two that we are close with) on Wed. afternoons.. but they cut the hours in my husbands department down to a max of 30 hours a week... he was working 39-41 a week... so now we are going to be short 100 bucks a month... (**EDIT** 100 every pay period... so 200 a month) so even though i usually have a nice cushion each month to play with... i am running scared and canceled my coffee and lunch dates with friends... so.. all the socializing progress i have made... is now going to go down the drain... great... i get to go back to antisocial vanima again... *sigh*

Sight Re-discovered
a single beat from an atrophic heart matched with the treachary of impatience more than enough to cover the eyes more than enough to cloud judgement hurt assumes victory over the lack of feeling but the ego is overwhelmed as instinct passes through the shroud and reason quickly closes the wound the virtue of patience once again personified the atrophic heart becomes silent judgement restored sight rediscovered

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i started reading the second book in the twilight series but i had to put it down. i don't think i can emotionally handle reading that book right now. i'm almost over ravyn, but i still think of her every day i still have flashbacks and it's too much to put myself through the pain of her turning cold and walking away from me. and i feel sick. i've felt lonely and out of sorts the last few days well on and off for the last few weeks really and to be honest for the last 4 years if not my whole life. but i don't feel good my head swims anytime i sit up my face has been bright red and feels really warm like i have a fever and my mind has been overwelming me the last few days. i couldnt sleep on monday and some reason i kept thinking of my friend in NC thinking if she's the one cuz she's always been there and such, i despise feeling like i can't trust my emotions anymore they switch at times so suddenly in my desperation. liking more than one person and caring for so many people is tortu

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Please take time to read this! A Letter from a Shelter Manager... I think our society needs a huge "Wake-up" call. As a shelter manager, I am going to share a little insight with you all...a view from the inside if you will. First off, all of you breeders/sellers should be made to work in the "back" of an animal shelter for just one day. Maybe if you saw the life drain from a few sad, lost, confused eyes, you would change your mind about breeding and selling to people you don't even knowThat puppy you just sold will most likely end up in my shelter when it's not a cute little puppy anymore. So how would you feel if you knew that there's about a 90% chance that dog will never walk out of the shelter it is going to be dumped at? Purebred or not! About 50% of all of the dogs that are "owner surrenders" or "strays", that come into my shelter are purebred dogs. The most common excuses I hear are; "We are moving and we can't take our dog (or cat)." Really? Where are you moving to

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I've been up for about an hour and I'm already blocked. I guess that's what I get for calling some skank ass guy out on his shit in a MuMM. =/ I'd put it all on here, but damn...it'd be long. I guess because I didn't agree with him I'm a bitch...go figure.

Sight
I have often thought on how our senses define the world around us, and how more importantly, they affect and determine our view, our relation and interaction to things and more importantly people. Thinking of that ,I remembered of something I did some time ago. One day, I came out of a college I was studying, with two friends of mine. I was wearing sunglasses at the time. As I was walking I noticed that the sky was overcast and it was actually drizzling slightly. I thought to myself, only pompous idiots and blind people would wear sunglasses in this weather. I assume most people, at this point would have taken the sunglasses off if they had this thought at all. Instead I thought: So if I keep wearing them, people will think I am blind. Then I thought, How would it be if I was blind?. I turned around to one of my friends and told him: "I need you to hold my hand and guide me, I will keep my eyes closed and be blind until we get to the cafe we're goi

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i should be packing. arranging little travel soaps and shampoos in a bag, throwing in clothes, shoes, undies, reading material, extras... i leave for texas on wednesday and there's still a million things to do. i still need to get some rolls of quarters. no paper money is allowed inside. i still need to make the reservation on the rental car. i don't want to put 1500 miles on my own. it's a 12 hour drive or thereabouts...i'll travel through the florida panhandle, transverse that little tiny part of alabama that hangs precariously between florida and mississippi. I'll see mississippi at about dusk...it's gorgeous. lousisiana will be dark as always and eats up the longest portion of my trip... i'll stop rarely. somehow i just don't feel all that safe stopping in rest stops and gas stations all by myself. music and phone-a-friends will keep me company. my excitement about leaving georgia behind will keep me awake. i'm staying at a guesthouse this time. there have been h

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For those that have asked, he did in fact screw me over. And then had the nerve to ask a friend of mine "how I'm doing?" How am I doing? Seriously? How the flip do you think someone is doing after you lied to them, cheated on them, proposed and broke it off, racked up some money on your credit card and left you to deal with it all?! Seriously? Actually, I'm great. I've never been better. For the first time in my life, I've learned to focus on myself, care about myself, love myself. I needed out of the hospital and I possibly have a new job, a better paying one, ect. I'm probably scarred for life in the dating scene, or at least for quite a while. But what a dumb fucking question. He cost me my job, my sanity, my entire life. I gambled it all to be with him. I'd say I'll never trust somebody like that ever again, but I know it's not true. I'm very committed to the people I'm with. I open my heart pretty wide as a gesture to show that I care about them, and I'm will

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It's almost time for the holiday that I've always hated. I'm sure it's probably a great holiday, but I seriously can't think of anything..after the 7th grade...that I've gotten ANYTHING, including cards. I'm jealous of all these people that are with someone and has a "valentine". Why can't I have one?? [cries a river] okay, I'm over it.

The Sight Of Love
subject:The Sight of Love post date:2007-10-08 08:02:20 views: 7 comments: 0 ratings: 0 The Sight of Love I hang my head Can't see my face My broken heart Begins to race I gave you trust And then you lied You gave me disgust And then I cried You saw my heart And were afraid To feel real love To see I stayed Despite the fact I'm second gun I know you care But am I the one? This love's a gamble This game's a dance This dance is over Here's a second chance Prove you love me I'll forgive the past If you can't show me This love won't last

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before all the cheating and wound licking in my past... i was almost a model. i was scouted out and i got a first call at the convention. i was 1 of only 40 out of 1000 women scouted that got a first call back. 4 out of us got a second one... not me, but i did get an invite to all the conventions for the next year. that was after my first long term relationship. i was engaged to him and he cheated on me with two women and a man. before he did that i was ready to spend the rest of my life taking care of his every need... till he cheated on me. i wanted a big family with lots of kids. i wanted to cook and clean all day while he was at work and i took care of the kids... yeah i know... how domestic right? it's true though. i wanted 10 kids, the big house, the apron, the whole package deal... i wanted it. i was going to do functional art in the garage to help support the family... i had it all dreamed out... then he cheated on me, and it was over. the next guy was my son's dad... we were e

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Thanks for my respect for someone I do not want to mention...I deleted all the "hand bra" salutes that I made for my friends. I only kept Cubby's because I liked it, lol. Well, now I don't have a reason to not have them. So....wanna post it here or link me to it? Thanks!!

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I've been thinking alot lately and I think i'm ready for another boy friend. I'm currently sick of being alone. I don't sleep around so it's not the physical comfort i miss..... Like i miss the hand holding the kissing the cuddling the holding the long hugs that mean something you know? Like i get hugs all the time but not those ones i have to friends that kind of give them but that's just the way they hug *sigh* I want someone to be able to call my own..... It sucks a lot to watch other people with their significant others I hate having to plaster on a fake smile i mean i'm happy for you guys and yours it just makes me reflect on whats so wrong with me that no one want's me that way..... All guys that are interested in me just want me for sex they find me hot or sexy and in all honesty that's not a compliment to me Pretty, cute, beautiful, gorgeous, those are compliments Not omg your so hot i wanna bang you wtf like anyone that knows

Sigh.......
4 Years ago you made your choice, you made your choice to leave...to walk out.. to throw my heart aside like it never felt a beat.. i couldnt make you stay.. no matter how hard i tried. I gave up my life for you, my dreams, my heart, my soul.... I was so happy during those years ... 4 years have gone by and i still think about it everyday. I shouldnt , i shoulda let it go along time ago.... but it still hurts.... even to this day. I tried so hard to make you smile everyday and make you proud of me.. and somedays i still do... Ive tried sober and ive tried drinking... ive done everything im suppose to , to move on and forget you...but i still miss you.. Your so deep down in my soul i cant shake the thoughts of us.. It seems so hopeless at times, I sometimes wonder if i choose to be alone for the simple reason of thinking of you... Youve moved on.. I need to. But i still miss you..

Sighs
The ex is playing the "good parent, bad parent" game... now both my kids wanna live with her when she moves.. why? because Daddy makes them do things, like pick up their room... they don't remember all the other shit, apparently.. like how their mom rather be with her fuckbuddies, then the kids, and dropped them at "anyone who would watch them's" house.. or the drugs, and the 7-10 ppl living there all the time.. the time my ex backhanded my daughter to the wall, when she was 6... or the time she ripped a solid chain necklace from her neck... how her mom wouldn't clean house... ever.. or the men entering and leaving the house all times of day and night, even when she was supposedly "with somebody" in a relationship.. apparently, the kids feel that i'm too strict.. too many rules, like only a half hour a day on the computer, etc etc..they are 8 and 11..

*sight* Another One For The Pile
-J- is in ...: what do you expect parading your tits all over the internet? sorry i showed interest ->-J- is in ...: good to know know why your talking to me though..later -J- is in ...: oh ->-J- is in ...: i don't want to see yours -J- is in ...: not even if i show you mine? -J- is in ...: that.... really sucks for me ->-J- is in ...: yeah i closed it -J- is in ...: your tease folder says friends only but i can't see ->-J- is in ...: yw and ty -J- is in ...: thanks for the drink, great pics btw -------------------------------------------------------------------- I guess men will never figure it out. They'll never realize that if they talk to a woman as a person and got to know her as a friend...that she might be more inclined to show herself to them. I'd much rather share my nude/nsfw photos with a guy thats taken some time to talk to me and get to know me. Instead of sharing my photos with some horny douchebag that has no interest in being my friend..just wants to see me u

Sigh...
Off in the night while you live it up I'm off to sleep Waging wars to shake the poet and the beat I hope it's gonna make you notice I hope it's gonna make you notice Someone like me Someone like me Someone like me

Sigh
How can I tell this certain person that I love him and that he will believe me? My love. It's true it's true. I love you. I love you with all of my heart. I will kill the people that bother you. Thats how much I love you. My dark love, oh how will we rule the dark brutal hell. You are my love. My lust. My life.

*sigh* And It Begins...
my astros arent off to a very good start!! i went to see them on the 8th...my jinx continues!! we lost 11-6 that day...blah...i should just stay outta minute maid park..lol..then they might have a chance. *sigh*

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ok..so if ya live in the houston area you more than likely heard about the 2 fire fighters that died on sunday...and today's the service for them... i went to school with damion hobbs...the younger of the 2. my lil sister lives onteh street his family lives on. she just called and told me of the escort the family got walkin down her street. it breaks my heart... i'm freakin out on how many people i went to school with have passed away...i'm just barely havin my 10 year reunion in june (bh)

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how do you tell someone you love them and dont want to live without them..... so they know you mean it? every time your away from them you feel alone.... and empty.... what do you do when your in love with someone...... when your sitting here trying to find the words to explain, and you know their all there.... but you cant seep to put them down...... plain n simple fact that all i can come up with is.... i love her with everything i have, and im going insane without her..... what more is there to say to that?????

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I'll be back on here at some point tonight. Shouldn't be too late. I just have to reinstall Vista and have Dell on the phone while I do it. Apparently the "S.M.A.R.T" event that I am getting is because my Vista is bad. They scanned my laptop and everything is fine with it. So I'll be on tonight...some time.

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well i guess its interesting in life. i sit everyday in pain. Yea i go out do things try to keep my mind off it but in the end...its always in my head. Ive come to the realization that i hate who and what i was in life. I caused a lot of people pain...including someoen really important. I look back and wonder why...why did i live like that. Its because i was scared...scared of life itself...i wish i could go back and change things but i cant and i know this. but i cant even make em better either. I hate the feeling i feel everyday. I hate the pain i feel eveery day. I live life opposite of what everyone believes and thinks you should. society says you have to act and talk a certain way...but why...cause its normal for some people...normal is only what a person believes is normal. I sit andwatch the world go by and shake my head. I see so many people doing things and never understanding what they have. I was one ofthem. I took for granted the thigns i did have and wish i never did. Now

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Sometimes I wonder why I even bother!!!! I care about my friends! But FEEL there is a lack on their part.And get this... I have been told countless times that I don't know a damn thing when it comes to relationships!!! Bullshit! I have put 250% in any relationship I am in. Whether it be with a chick or a guy! And yes... even my exhubby! But... again the same cycles occurs!Is there something really wrong with me? Is it a bad thing to actually give a damn about someone? Yeah, I know I wear my heart on my sleeve. But that isn't gonna stop me from caring and loving my friends! I am not asking to be on their priority list. I could never ask to be #1. Hah... very unlikely! But it would be nice to know I am #5,394 or #141 or #83,172. I know, I know, I know! I am being a whiny baby! I am big crybaby! I never give up on anyone!!! I am not a quitter! I just don't drop anyone cuz I am bored with them or feel too "way out there".Yeah! I will admit I will close up when I feel threatened! I got

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*sigh* Life always has to lead you on doesn't it? You think you finally got your sh*t in order and then "Wham! Bam! Thank you Ma'am, but I don't think so..." Then instead of suport from the people you think are supposed to be there, you get nothing... All you hear for days is "Why are you being such a b*tch?" What kind of answer are you really expectin to hear? You don't tend to like "Because I can?" Do you think I'm going to deal with this by myself? Seriously? If you really knew anything about me, you'd realize that is the last thing that will happen. *sigh*

[sigh]
So I'm sitting outside on my front porch messing around on here. [I seriously had to fight the urge to capitalize porch.] The rain has stopped, for now. It's been raining here pretty much every day for the past week. I'm getting pretty sick of it actually. I don't know how much more of it I can take. It always makes me sleepy. The MuMM I wrote earlier, about my cherry bomb, I'll probably end up waiting until I'm a little closer. Double checked my level status and well, I'm actually closer to 3 million. I'll get there eventually, lol. Maybe I should go rate people until I have no more rates left. I wonder how long that would actually take? I'm pretty sure I don't have the time for it. I rarely have time to do much on here anyway. I'm too busy catching up with my friends. How in the world do point whores have real friends on here? I'd think all they would have time to do is rate and buy bling. [shrug] I'm thinking about buying a new phone. I'm having serious issues with the one I have

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I used to write alot of poems..... but then i lost my inspiration to write them..... until now..... i have so many words to say..... but what to say and how to say it is where i get stuck...... For so many years I thought I knew what happiness was. I thought I was in love for so many years.... And that she was going to be the one i spend the rest of my life with..... But I sit here and think about the past and all the pain I endured.... Emotionally, physically and mentally.... I thought that was what love was..... That was all I knew as love..... But now I know I was wrong..... How I feel now..... The past will never amount to how I feel now. Because of all the damage and hurt I've gone through I had a wall built up. Was determined to NOT let anyone back in...... Until You...... I can't even explain how you were able to break down my walls. But you did. I'm happy that it was you that did though. I would have never found my words again..... You managed to help me find my hear

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In true fantastic fashion from my mother... I no longer have someone to pay for my college.. so... i don't know what I am going to do. I may be able to get some grants.. but i don't know since she makes a lot of money.. the only other option that i have is to change my degree and go to the technical college and pay for it myself. I could get a few different degrees there.. not many options.. but it would be affordable.... and i could do it without having to worry about money. what am i going to do... I know i can't count on my mother anymore... and i am kind of glad.. i am tired of being threatened with her pulling the money.. i am tired of having to run every little thing that i do for school past her... i kind of need to do this alone... screw it... All this on top of my friend since 7th grade passing today after being in a coma for 22 days... Today sucks.... major monkey balls

Sigh
Ok, for those of you who were wondering why I suddenly disappeared a few days after getting back from the hospital, surprise! I had another seizure and had to go BACK. After even more tests and poking (literally. Ever have a lumbar puncture?), we finally figured out that it was a reaction between two of my meds that caused the problem. Of course, then I had to be weaned off of one of the meds, under constant monitoring in the hospital, of course. Sigh. So, I'm back. Still a little shaky, and about to start another round of doctor's visits in order to find out what to replace the old meds with, but back, nevertheless. Sorry to anyone who was worried.

*sigh* Repost
I wish I could find some way to make this constant feeling of... its hard to describe... it's like I'm overflowing with pain and sadness and loneliness and worry and need and anger and lethargy and this just ACHE... only it's not overflowing, it just sits there, building and stewing and I can't seem to find a way to let it out. Right now I feel as though I'm on the verge of crying but I also want to yell and scream and hit something ... or find some way to make myself numb and not feeling anything at all for just a little while... but there's no way to do that is there? I suppose I could take a nap but I'll just feel the same way when I wake up. Only maybe worse because I'll not want to wake up and I'll be hungry and in physical pain as usual. Not to mention the stomach acid that will happily greet me before my eyes are even open. Catch-22 moment btw... I finally have an appointment to see a gastroenterologist for my stomach but I have NO way to get there *cynical laught

Sigh..i'm Back...
~★PuckerZ★...: but remember i make trashy look good ~★PuckerZ★...: but thats on u ~★PuckerZ★...: haha u think i look trashy thats funny I didn't know trashy was anywhere in the realm of looking good? But hey, what do I know? The above is in the response to a "do piercings and tattoos make a woman look trashy?" mumm and I told her "No, you look trashy." Hooray for open shoutboxes! Because heaven forbid should the dumb whore actually say something in her mumm

Sigh!
A glimmer of hope to know you care to know you want me to know you're there interest it comes and fades away nothing changes just the day it seems to be the way it goes a vicious cycle my heart knows I let go i have no hold waiting i am to be told we can be friends this is true but wasnt my hope when i kissed you the hand is open laid down by me i cant take more misery the flowers bloom refusing to die why must this make me cry?

Sigh
I grow wearier every day, hearing on and on about Love. I think maybe, in the interest of preventing suicidal depression, and mental illness in general, that Hallmark should be Nuked and all manner and forms of the concept of Love stricken from the record and language. Wow, never thought I could be that succinct.

*sigh*
A girl asked a boy "Do you think i'm pretty?" He said "No" "Do you wnat to be with me forever?" He said "No" "Would you cry if I left?" He said "No" She had heard enough, as she walked away with tears running down her face, the boy grabbed her arm and said "You're not pretty, you're beautiful, I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever, and I wouldn't cry ifyou walked away........I would die"

*sigh* Men Suck
Why is that when we women lose weight we never lose it where we want to? I mean you lose 10 pounds and you need to buy smaller bras (cries). Seriously, it just sucks. Men lose 10 pounds and it's not like they have to go have their balls measured for a new cup. I made the mistake of telling one of my male friends all this. He proceeds to tell me that's not true, things get longer. So now I have bad visual image of saggy man bits in my mind. So how do I get this icky image outta my head??? xoxo

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yeah so... I am lost around here most of the time. I seem to fly under the radar. I am okay with that but sometimes I would like to know what is going on so I don't upset a person by saying the wrong thing. I know that some things are the same as always That one guy is still stupid. That one girl still has ginormous boobs. That one guy is still obsessed with anything having to do with the butt. That one girl is still desperate for attention. Other things confuse me. That one girl that I thought everyone liked (although she and I have never been friends) well... it turns out hardly anyone likes her. And that one guy that I thought no one likes... turns out people like him and think he is actually a nice guy. Numerours people have new profiles due to losing privledges or getting hacked. I can't keep them all straight. People disappear. Where is that one girl who has been pregnant for ages? Did she finally pop those things out and is recovering or was she bad again and she is i

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Stupid jerk never came home last night to leave the car. I know he's over at his gf's house like usual. I'm hoping that he would give it back before he hangs out with his friends later on tonight, for nerd night, so I can go out with my mom like we planned. I'll text him later on cause I know he's sleeping. He's a day sleeper. I need the car for work tomorrow too cause I'm picking up a extra 12 hours at work. I don't want to walk to work at 4:30am....I work at 5:30am and it's a 45 minute walk. Plus it's been freezing outside and rainy...no buses to take me to work at that time and no one I know else drives. Plus, not after what happened to me at the theater yesterday...I dont' want to be out alone. It's not fair. All he is doing is hanging out with his nerd friends and his gf. He'll borrow a car for himself to do his stupid things and not get another car for me like he said he would. People tell me I don't need my own car to get to places but no way in hell I'm going to do certain thi

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I start this blog out not even knowing what to say..With so many thoughts flying threw my head. 5 minutes ago I made my weekly call to my grandfather to check up on him and also see what's going on with his cell pone cause i keep track of him and those things. Well knowing that my grandmother has been in the hospital and he's been in the hospital..I only thought it would be proper to ask how they are both doing. If they are feeling better cause of their flu symptoms and elderly aches and pains. He said to me not so good and of course not wantng to tell me anything because my father died only a year ago. So after a few minutes of pushing the issue he tells me she has cancer. Cancer? When anyone says cancer it sinks ur heart...now my grandmother and I never got along and I always said when it's time for them to go (my grandparents) I want her to go first cause i am just way to close to my Grandfather to let him go.. Now that I know she has cancer it changes everything. I don't really wa

*sigh* More Writing...
How much fat shit can you talkin a smacked up hour or two?I know, or rather, I knewhow to chew down,spin out, contain, seep up, in three different ways,back in the days,the good old,very old,better left untold,beautiful haze.Better left untold?Here I am, spitting out,and the fat shit I talk nowcould never compareto how tongue and wit danceddefaced, defecated, dominated.Or at least, that's what I thoughtwhen the haze and the slurof three different waysto spin out, contain, seep upwas the kindest of friends,letting me love my dancing,dominating fat shit wit.I never understoodthat no one understood,but my beautiful hazeand I.Never dominating,always dominatedby seep up, untold,smacked up hours,three different ways,and beautiful haze.How much fat shit can you talkwhen breathless from numb nerveswho can not communicatethe fatigued limbs, back, headbecause seep upand beautiful hazewill not let you knowhow tired,so far from bold,beautiful, daring,and dominatingyou really are?When you parade wh

[sigh] Blockage. Love It.
This all started in a MuMM. The chick was promoting her Autos and the MuMM was marked NSFW. That's where my current status is from. She had her MuMM set as comment approval, so I could tell her what I wanted to. My smart ass remembered she couldn't refuse a gift...I wasn't blocked. So I send her a leaf with the following comment: Take your self-promoting ass to the blogs The rest took place in my shout box, "My chat"....blah. Bottom up! [[Per]]™: Then I'll block you. I can't stand point whores that can't spell. hot stuff: nooooooooooo i like to talk To u [[Per]]™: OMFG..just block me. hot stuff: well u r a 1 [[Per]]™: I seen you came to my page, rated me a 1. I was testing it out. Will you block me now, please? hot stuff: didn't you just send me a sb? [[Per]]™: btw, thanks for the 1. Made my day. [[Per]]™: did you block me already? hot stuff: i am tryin to be a adult but i hate been called a fuckin

Sighs.....
Sighsthe secrets, the thoughtsthe memories, the faultsthe plans the dreams,will they fall apartat the seams?A distant past, a differentlife. that was the time i was your wife. will thatdream come to past,will it even last?you say you love me and then pull away.i ask whats wrongyou have nothing to say..why do we do this to each otherwhy do we trywill this be truthor just another lie?if its truth thenlets live our livesif its a lie i wouldjust as soon die.it is said that honestyis best. shall we have put thattheory to the test. Do you love me?do you care?does it matter if im even here?do i love you? yes i do, no wordsthat have been spoken have ever beenmore true..

Sigh
I cried myself to sleep last night. I wonder where my life is going to be heading, I feel stuck in a rut. I try to still think positive. Things that used to be my happy thought and make me smile, only turns upside down. Sometimes I wonder if I hope too much and only will have shattered dreams. But if there's something so important to you, wouldn't you not give up? I feel like a rag doll, tosses around, used and beaten. Only to be picked up, brushed off for a moment and then tossed away again. I'm feeling real lonely, sometimes forgotten and unloved. I know there's people that do care, but there's something that I want of more. Like right now, I have mittens purring away on my lap. She makes me smile. I know I'm loved by her. She always seems to tell whenever I'm down. I still have a lot of stuff going through my head. I"m hurting, I'm frustrated. Sometimes I wonder if it's best to let several of the things that are burying me down....out from me. I day dream of life being so complet

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what the fuck is wrong with me... i jsut want to sucker punch every one and there floating heart status's on myspace or there inatial + inatial=love forever crap... i feel like a grinch right now.. i know its not intentional but when they post the same thing like 8 times thats going overboard... i get it... thanks for shareing...

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I don't know where to start. My head is spinning. I need my best friend. I really need my mom. I need him to step up. I need excedrin for this headache. I'm out out tissues :( I want people to stop trying to make my decisions. I probably need sleep, it's been over 48 hrs. I need the doctor to be more precise. He was supposed to be my Johnny and I his Linda. I need to stop watching his movie..sighs.

*sigh*
time to rebuild the wall around my heart..he chipped it away stone by stone and he wasn't even trying..i know he'll never love me..no biggie..no man ever has..but i'm content to sit and love him..be his friend..whatever..there's no one i'm hurting but myself..there's no one in the real world that is even semi-interested..the few i have met on line who are even remotely close by are just playing the same old games..so who cares? i've tried to push him out..let someone else in..but no one comes close..it's my life..i'll live alone die alone..doesn't really matter anymore..i'm not letting myself cry over it.. I Love You Baby. I've never told you upfront for one reason. I know what you're gonna say. So I'm sticking by the promise I made to myself a year and a half ago when that one other man who could even compare to you told me the same thing. *sigh* I'll never tell another man how I really feel again. It's not worth the pain and humiliation when you find out you're only good enuf for

Sighs
I have seriously been struggling over issues with my 19 year old daughter :( She told my sister yesterday she was moving out into a friends. This is not an appropriate house for her to be at. I hate the fact that I cant get her to see our points of view on this and that she is just gonna do what she wants to do. I know she has to learn and make mistakes on her own, but I dont want her going down the same road I did and it destroys me knowing that she is that close to it. I love her with all my heart and ugh!!!!

Sighs
I sit wondering , just how you came to be ,the focus of my reality, my dream , my desire, the only one that lights my fire....so here i sit waiting for you ..... wishing, hoping ..that maybe , just maybe i affect you too. what you do to me ... how i response without hestiation, your touch bring fire to my soul, i can not resist or even try to , the pull in your direction.......you make me beg , and i answer your every demand .....touch me , want me , need me......as i want , need and touch you

*sigh*
My work has screwed me even more. I was sceduled this week for a 2:30-cl shift. UGH! I can't work at 2:30. I have a class that ends at 3:15. So I called my deparment head on the weekend and asked what was going on. He told me it was just a misprint and that I go in at 5:30 as usual tomorrow. So I thought it was all worked out. Not hardly.. I got a call last night from him saying that it wasn't a misprint because they had a truck coming in on Wednesday. Well shit. So he had to give the shift to someone else. I'm very bummed out. I NEED those hours! I get paid shit as it is, around 65ish bucks every 2 weeks. I was excited about getting an actual 8hr shift instead of my measly 4.5hr shift every Wednesday.Hopefully he'll call me to cover a weekend shift or something.. So my next pay check will look like around 35 bucks or so, all of which willl be going towards my credit card bill. On a slightly brighter note, I will finally be able to hear my bff's radio show on Wednesday night for

Sigh** Yet Ageain Someone Sadens Me.
Just because you have eyes dose not mean you actualy see. weather by self or imposed means, you are no better then one without sight from birth. I think its sad when someone blinds themselfs from the truth of a mater with patriotism or religon. it shows that the person acted without thinking and followed the rest of the sheep in the hurd. because nomater what the subject people may have strong emotions about i find it difficult to understand how someone can blindly follow the words of another with no backing. maybe its me? am i the one in the wrong? i do not know but i find that when a desision is made baced on reason alone some people have issues with understanding the truth of what is being said and dwell to long on how it was presented verbaly or in text. thus takeing it out of context and missing the point. an example of this is off a site that remains nameless from "userA" regarding the war curently going on. several university profs want to get rid of a scholorship that

Sighs.....
Sighsthe secrets, the thoughtsthe memories, the faultsthe plans the dreams,will they fall apartat the seams?A distant past, a differentlife. that was the time i was your wife. will thatdream come to pastwill it even last?you say you love me and then pull away.i ask whats wrongyou have nothing to say..why do we do this to each otherwhy do we trywill this be truthor just another lie?if its truth thenlets live our livesif its a lie i wouldjust as soon die.it is said that honestyis best. shall we have put thattheory to the test. Do you love me?do you care?does it matter if im even here?do i love you? yes i do, no wordsthat have been spoken have ever beenmore true..

*sighs*
You're my world The shelter from the rain You're the pills That take away my pain You’re the light That helps me find my way You’re the words When I have nothing to say And in this world Where nothing else is true Here I am Still tangled up in you I’m still tangled up in you Still tangled up in you You're the fire That warms me when I'm cold You're the hand I have to hold As I grow old You're the shore When I am lost at sea You're the only thing That I like about me And in this world Where nothing else is true Here I am Still tangled up in you I’m still tangled up in you How long has it been Since this storyline began And I hope it never ends And goes like this forever In this world Where nothing else is true Here I am Still tangled up in you Tangled up in you I’m still tangled up in you Still tangled up in you

Sigh I Mean A Deep Sigh
What do you do when all you can do is nothing? The feelings that you have are there and not so easy to change. I wish I could change how I feel and make life easier for you because in the end my life would also be just a little easier and my heart wouldn't hutn nearly as bad. I have to put on this brave face everytime I think about you and the fact that I can't really have you. I should be extremely happy with what I have an in the end I guess I am... But why do I keep looking? Is it because at one point I had nothing to look forward to and even though now I do I don't want to be in that situation again. I was alone for so long and it sucked... I mean I have really great friends but that love isn't the same... Ugh.... My intention was never to hurt anyone, so why is it that I do? I mean really... Sigh. Deep sigh

Sigh
I think it's time to finally put one of my cats down to sleep soon. Been looking online for information to see if there was another way to help him but no luck. Since I found out he had those tumors a while ago, I couldn't really do too much since I couldn't afford the surgery. Now he's starting to lose body functions and showing a little more pain when I pick him up. Cats tend to hide their pain well. Sigh...I didn't want this day to come but I can't let him suffer. Found out mom needs surgery soon. Nice... I took her to make a doctors appointment yesterday..so will see what all will happen at her next doctors appointment. Suckage...

Sighs
Sighs...... My body hurts like a bitch today... the cold weather isnt helping nor is the lyrica I take for fibromyalgia. I tried calling my dr to get an appt, they are always booked out a week so you need to call in the morning to get an appt for the following week. She was like I have a 7:45 next week and I said I would take it, then she was like I am so sorry someone else grabbed it before I did. What a crock..... My legs feel like they weigh 100 pounds each, physical therapy is good when I am in the pool but afterwards my body feels worse then it did to begin with. Did I mention I hate this cold weather?? ♥ ya all

*sigh*
Sometimes I wish my friends and family weren't so shallow. E.g. Most of them are just so DURRRRRRRRRRN. One of my cousin is just a frequent liar...she just lies about EVERYTHING, even stupid stuff like...how she doeesn't want anyone to know she went on a sunbed...WHO CARES!? Another one is such a gossip, she's always telling me stuff about the first one (the frequent liar) and it's always 'omg we shouldn't know this but...blah blah blah'...and most of the time I already know because I was actually told by the person who it's about anyway. But I just have to pretend I don't know so as not to confirm anything. Geeez I don't see how it's so difficult to NOT to gossip, it's like she physically can't contain herself...and it's not even to vent it's just to bitch about something that has nothing to do with her!!! I got so many of everyone's secret in my head it's ridiculous. And then I have ANOTHER cousin who insists she's over her ex bf but she gets so angry at him, last time she

*sighs*
well this is the stuff i kept that i liked from the blogs i just deleted ... and yes .. it was time ... needed cleanin lol HERE'S TO THE WOMAN ...who knows where she's going and will keep on until she gets there; who knows not only what she wants from life but what she has to offer in return... HERE'S TO THE WOMAN who is loyal to family and friends, who expects no more from others than she is willing to give; HERE'S TO THE WOMAN who guides and inspires not by quoting others philosophies but by living her own good example; who accepts both victories and disappointments with the same grace, and who can rise above life's challenges and move on... HERE'S TO THE WOMAN who gives the gifts of her thoughtfulness, who shows her caring with a word of support, her understanding with a smile; a woman who brings joy to others just by being herself... A GOOD WOMAN * A good woman is proud. She respects herself and others. She is aware of who she is. She neither seeks definition from the p

Sigh
*sigh* 1. When she walks away from you mad[ Follow her ]2. When she stares at your mouth[ Kiss her ]3. When she misses you[ She's hurting inside ]4. When she starts cussing at you[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]5. When she's quiet[ Ask her whats wrong ]6. When she ignores you[ Give her your attention ]7. When she pulls away[ Pull her back ]8. When you see her at her worst[ Tell her she's beautiful ]9. When you see her start crying[ Just hold her and don't say a word ]10. When you see her walking[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]11. When she's scared[ Protect her ]12. When she lays her head on your shoulder[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]13. When she looks at you in your eyes[ Don't look away until she does ]14 .When she doesn't answer for a long time[ Reassure her that everything is okay ]15. When she says that she loves you...[ She really does; MORE than you could understand ] – hazine

*sigh*
"Chalk Outline" I've been cursedI've been crossedI've been beaten by the ones that get me offI've been cutI've been opened upI've been shattered by the ones I thought I lovedYou left me here like a chalk outlineOn the sidewalk waiting for the rainTo wash away(Wash away)You keep coming back to the scene of the crimeBut the dead can't speak and there's nothing left to say anywayAll you left behindIs a chalk outlineI've been coldIn the cryptBut not as the cold as the words across your lipsYou'll be sorry babySome dayWhen you reach across the bed where my body used to layYou left me here like a chalk outlineOn the sidewalk waiting for the rainTo wash away(Wash away)You keep coming back to the scene of the crimeBut the dead can't speak and there's nothing left to say anywayAll you left behindIs a chalk outlineAll you left behindIs a chalk outline(All you left behind...)You left me here like a chalk outlineOn the sidewalk waiting for the rainTo wash away(Wash away)You keep coming back to th

Sigh
I should send you a pic Your marriage isn't going to last I'm really going to miss you You spoil the shit out of me You don't have to I love that you don't think you're amazing Your smile makes me melt You are possibly the funniest person I know Move

*sighs*
hang on to it all...trust me somethings you dont wanna let go of....sometimes tho you let go of things you dont want to....to save someone else or to help someone else....what happens when you need to give up yourself and walk away from a life you wish and want more than anything...sometimes yo ucan be the same and feel the same for a very long time till that one thing changes it all....changes the way you think the way you whole mind works....unfortunately its not always a good thing....its not always a safe thing....so when those times come make sure you dont what your doing....if you know you have to hide away do it....even feeling the best about someone....sometimes you just dont deserve getting the good....some will always know the bad...to those just hide....just stay safe...its easier and alot less pain for a lot of people...this is some advice i have to learn again....and some way some how i will....some way i will get back to the mind set of bein safe....the mind set of a dark

Sigh
He went to get help with his drinking. It was tearing the family apart. He was mean to the kids. To the mother of his kids. He said he was doing it for the family so he wouldn't lose them. He stayed in a place that helped him. He was able to come home and said he would on mothers day. Mothers day came and he saw his family. They left in tears because he told them he wanted to stay where he was for another month or two. She didn't understand and asked him what was going on that he didn't want to come home. He got angry and said he wasn't ready to come home. He wants his time. He rarely calls. And when he does, he's angry at her for asking when they can be a family again. She has never stopped loving him. Will stand beside him always. But is broken hearted at all of this. She doesn't understand why he doesn't say "I love you back" anymore, only "you too" She works hard to take care of the kids. Struggles to provide. Sits alone and no one to talk to. She cries everyday, the pain w

Sigils
In Western magic, sigils are symbols connected to a set of ideas by which spirits or deities may be summoned to awareness and controlled. They are used in divinatory practices. The term is derived from the Latin "sigilum" meaning "seal." The sigil itself does not call forth the spirit, but serves as a physical focus through which the magician achieves the desired state of mind. Sigils represent the secret names of spirits and deities who manifest themselves differently to each magic practitioner. Once the magician has summoned the spirit or deity he may control it, if necessary, by subjecting its sigil to fire or the use of his magical sword. Sigils may represent complex concepts. The pentacle is the most powerful sigil used in Neo-pagan witchcraft and by many occultists. Other sigils serve as identifying logos of organizations. Individuals can adopt their personal sigils by selecting a letter from the rune or Theban alphabets. They have personal, secret meaning and are often inscri

"sigillum Diaboli"
I can't see as I'm facing your pitiful lies Don't have the strength to carry your heavy load of life I'm your Christ to die on you This world's not for us and you know it as well as I do Oh I can't see through your eyes, bring your tears on me I will leave the body for your shoulder you just have to killing I'm your Christ to die on you This world's not for us and you know it as well as I do Oh as well as I do Oh as well as I do Just as well as I do Oh as well as I do Oh as well as I do So I'm your Christ to die on you This world's not for us and you know it as well as I do So I'm your Christ to die on you This world's not for us and you know it as well as I do Oh, so you've come from above And you say you want to And I kill myself for your love I'm killing myself for you, yes you I can't see as I'm facing your pitiful lies Don't have the strength to carry your heavy load of life I'm your Christ to die on you This world's not for us and you know it as well as I do Yes you do Yes

A Sigil For Aenorsart Alloy
Former dental practicioner I converted to Art practice almost Naturaly during a journey of one year in New Caledonia, where i was invited to go in a creative hermitage in the bush at Tao to prepare an Exposition of my work with Drifted Wood's .I produced about 30 opera's , mainly with a method that i called 'pigmentary impregnation' where the colors penetrates the wood. Pleased with the result's but not satisfied as far as the creative standard's ,I thought it would be nice to work with metal on these object's ,of course my first idea was to use Bronz.Since i am pretendet to have a creative mind i started creating, in the bush and during my journey there intellectualy my specific alloy:Aenors a quartenary composition of some gold,some more silver,much cuper to create mass and as much iron molecules as gold to ad a specific electromagnetic resonance to the alloy, wich turned out to be also the signature of my work's!( if it react's to a magnet i'ts aenors)The trademark Aenors is the alp

Signs Of Inner Peace
~~~~~~~THE SYMPTOMS OF INNER PEACE~~~~~~~~ * A tendency to act or think spontaneously, rather then based on fears and bad past experiences. * An unmistakeable ability to enjoy each moment. *a loss of intrest in judgeing other people *A loss of intrest in interpting other's action's *A loss of the ability , to worry *frequent, overwhelming, episiodes of apprecation. * content feeling's of connection with other's and nature. *frequent attacks of smiling. *an increasing tendency to just let things happen ...no worries. *An increase susceptibility to love, and to love freely recieve the love extended as well as extende love freely....

13 Signs Your In Love
tHiRtEEN SiGNS YOUR iN lOVE: [.tHiRtEEN.]: WHEN YOUR ON tHE PHONE WitH tHEM lAtE At NiGHt AND tHEY HANG UP,, BUt YOU MiSS tHEM AlREADY WHEN itS JUSt tWO MiNUtES AGO. [.tWElVE.]: YOU READ tHEiR tEXtS OVER AND OVER AGAiN. [.ElEVEN.]: YOU WAlK REAllY SlOW WHEN YOU'RE WitH tHEM [.tEN.]: YOU FEEl SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE WitH tHEM. [.NiNE.]: WHEN YOU tHiNK ABOUt tHEM, YOUR HEARt BEAtS FAStER AND SlOWER At tHE SAME tiME [.EiGHt.]: YOU SMilE WHEN YOU HEAR tHEiR VOiCE. [.SEVEN.]: WHEN YOU lOOK At tHEM, YOU CAN't SEE tHE OtHER PEOPlE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE iS HiM//HER. [.SiX.]: YOU StARt liStENiNG tO SlOW SONGS, WHilE tHiNKiNG OF tHEM [.FiVE.]: tHEY'RE All YOU tHiNK ABOUt. [.FOUR.]: YOU GEt HiGH JUSt FROM tHEiR SENt. [.tHREE.]: YOU REliZE tHAt YOU'RE AlWAYS SMiliNG tO YOURSElF WHEN YOU tHiNK ABOUt tHEM. [.tWO.]: YOU WOUlD DO ANYtHiNG FOR tHEM, OR ANYtHiNG tO SEE tHEM. [.ONE.]: WHilE READiNG tHiS, tHERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MiND tHE WHOlE tiME...

6 Signs When You Know You Are Falling For Someone
6 Signs When You Know You Are Falling For Someone 1 - as soon as you get online-whos name do you look at first 2 - when you hear your phone ringing-who do u hope is calling 3 - when a love song comes on the radio-whos face comes to your mind 4 - whos name makes your heart skip a beat every time u hear it 5 - who is it that you always find yourself thinking about-wondering if they're thinking about you 6 - the whole time you were reading this bulletin, there was only 1 person on your mind.....

Signs That You Have Grown Up!
Signs That You Have Grown Up! Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. You watch the Weather Channel. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. Sleep

Sign
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Signs Of Heathenry
Apple: Apples are seen on altars to the Mothers, a cult of goddesses that existed amongst the Germans and Celts in the early Migration Era. Some scholars see a link between them and the Idesa (Disir). In Eddic myhology it is Idunna that holds the apples that keep the gods young. Boar: Linked to Frea (Frey) and Freo (Freya), the boar is associated with protection from harm in the Elder Lore. To be "under the sign of the boar" was to enjoy the safety and protection of Frea (Frey) and Freo (Freya). Footprint: Found on bronze age rock carvings, the footprint in modern Asatru is associated most often with Njord. The Hammer: Symbol of Thunor and of hallowing, the hammer has come to represent the whole of the Asatru religion. The role it played in the ancient religion is clear enough, an instrument of hallowing or "making sacred." Helm of Awe (Ægishjálmarr ON): Said to strike awe or terror in one's enemies, this symbol has appeared in Northern Europe for th

Sign Sign Everywhere There Are Signs
Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Signs Of Sex!!! I Am A Capricorn!!!
Aries- LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever. Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists. The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tease and torture...HEY...Somebo

"17 Signs Of Really Havin Feelings For Someone"
Body: SEVENTEEN: U LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY SIXTEEN: WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO MINUTES AGO. FIFTEEN: YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. FOURTEEN: YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM THIRTEEN: YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE/THEY'RE AROUND. ELEVEN: WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE SAME TIME TEN: YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE. or [hear bout them] :] NINE: WHEN YOU lOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE IS HIM//HER. EIGHT: YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM SEVEN: THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT. SIX: YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT. FIVE: YOU REALlIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM. FOUR: YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, OR

Significant Other...
When i get the chance, i'm going to do this! BEST Significant other SURVEY Tell us about your Significant other What is His/Her full name?: Are you married?: What's your anniversary?: How long have you been together?: What's His/Her Heritage/Nationality?: What's His/Her parents names?: Siblings names?: What are his/her hobbies?: Are you in love?: Favorites What is His/Her favorite Ice cream?: Car?: Home cooked meal?: Restaurant?: Number?: Color?: Team?: Position to sleep in?: Song?: Movie?: Looks What color eyes does she/he have?: Hair?: Shoe size?: Height?: Shower daily?: Most worn Shirt?: Wear any jewelry regularly?: Use glasses or Contacts?: Go to a spa or beauty store regularly?: Work Where does your honey work?: Do they like what they do?: What kind of job do you think they would be happier at?: Do they get along well with coworkers?: Do they make as much money as they want?: Do they work hard or slack off a lot?: Do you visit them?: Fun

Signs Of Enlightenment
1. Body aches and pains, especially the neck, shoulders and back. This is the result of intense changes at your DNA level as the "Christ seed" awakens within. This shall pass. 2.Feeling of deep inner sadness for no apparent reason. You are releasing your past (this lifetime and others) and this causes the feeling of sadness. This is similar to the experience of moving from a house that you lived in for many, many years into a new house. As much as you want to move into the new house, there is sadness of leaving behind the memories, energy and experiences of the old house. 3.Crying for no apparent reason. Similar to #2 above. It's good and healthy to let the tears flow. This too shall pass. 4.Sudden change in job or career. A very common symptom. As you change, things around you will change also. 5.Withdraw from family relationships. You are connected to your biological family via old karma. When you get off the karamic cycle,the bonds of the old relationships are released.

Signs That Your Cat Is Plotting World Domination
16. Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the coded message that Garfield sends out every day. 15. Used to sleep on top of TV, now monitors CNN 24 hours a day. 14. Notably absent from home during surprise feline invasion of Poland. 13. When you enter the room, Snowball and the other members of the Tri-Cateral Commission stop talking and begin playing with yarn. 12. Behind the couch you find a forged passport, plane tickets, and nine suicide bombs. 11. What you thought was "heat" is actually a four-legged goose step. 10. Well, *somebody* subscribed to alt.cats.world.domination. 9. Autopsy of the last mouse left on your doormat reveals "tattoo" to be blueprint of the UN Building. 8. Constantly petting that bald man he keeps on his lap. 7. Kitty Chow spilled on the floor spells out "Drop the car keys and leave the door open or the dog gets it in the head." 6. Then -- dead mice in the kitchen. Now -- dead third world dictators

Signs That Your In The Wrong Religion
1. Prayer books contain nothing but show tunes. 2. In church, they pass a "specimen plate." 3. Their main prophet is scamming on your girlfriend. 4. You must kneel and pray five times a day facing Redmond, Washington. 5. The *only* food that you're allowed to eat is pork. 6. "The first reading is from the Book of Newt..." 7. Your position in the afterlife depends on how many cleaning products you sell here on earth. 8. Larry King's birthday is the High Holy Day for the year. 9. Your new messiah claims to have fed the multitudes with a bucket of chicken, some fries, and a Big Gulp. 10. Even though they taste heavenly, you're pretty sure Malomars are not a sacrament. 11. All the commandments begin, "You might be a sinner if..." 12. "Sinner of the Week" eligible for valuable prizes. 13. Constant fear that the elders will discover the laptop you've got squirreled away in the buggy shed. 14. Frequency of circumcision increased from once

Signs That You May Be A Rocky Horror Fanatic....
1. You've started buying rice and toilet paper in bulk. Your parents attribute this to a gastrointestinal problem. 2. "Virgin" has a different meaning for you than most people. 3. When filling out forms, you list your occupation as "unconventional conventionist" and nationality as "Transylvanian." 4. At family reunions you substitute the Hokey Pokey with the Time Warp. 5. You were disappointed to learn that Denton, Ohio is not a real place. 6. The salesclerks at the local lingerie shop know you by name... and you're a guy. 7. You brought a water pistol to "Titanic", trying to encourage audience participation. 8. When watching "Spin City", you have an uncontrollable urge to yell "ASSHOLE!" at Barry Bostwick. Your concerned roommates think this is a form of Tourrett's. 9. At a Carly Simon concert, you shout "SAY IT! SAY IT!" during "Anticipation." 10. You've considered buying stock in Scott brand toilet paper. 11. You start wondering: Whatever d

Signs That You May Be A Bubba Wiccan...
You might be practicing Bubba Wicca if ... 1. You are out in the woods and the Horned God appears to you and it takes you more than 30 seconds to put down your deer rifle. 2. You've ever duct-taped an outhouse and called it a sweat lodge. 3. You run out of candles and then get the emergency flares out of your trunk. 4. Your altar is made from the front bumper of your old Chevy pick-up. 5. You begin your Circle by calling for quarters to be placed in the beer fund jar. 6. You enter a skyclad circle with the words, In Perfect Love and Perfect Lust. 7. You close a circle with the words "Hot damn, let's party!" 8. You get most of your spiritual wisdom about the cycles of nature from Bill Dance bass fishing shows. 9. You watch NASCAR for its karmic revelation. 10. Your ritual robes are made of weatherproof camouflage. 11. Your revel fire causes the smokejumpers to fly in. 12. The only herb you use has to be planted in the middle of nowhere.

Signs You Are Experiencing Menopause
SIGNS YOU ARE EXPERIENCING MENOPAUSE * You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. (Hot flashes) * The person you sleep with complains about snow piling up on the bed. (Nightsweats) * Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter. Rather than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him. (Mood swings) * You write post-it notes with your kid's names on them. (Memory loss) * Your husband chirps, "Hi honey, I'm home." and you reply, "Well, if it isn't Ozzie f*cking Nelson". (Irritability) * The phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate Cult gives you four hours of decent rest. (Sleeplessness) * You find Guacamole in your hair after a Mexican dinner. (Fatigue) * You change your underwear after every sneeze. (Mild incontinence) * You need Jaws Of Life to help you out of your car after returning home from an Italian restaurant. (Sudden weight gain) * You ask Jiffy Lube to put you

25 Signs You All Grown-up!!
You've Grown UP....GREAT! 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Din

Signs For The Assman
Signs For The AssMan(clothes optional..:) ) All you lovely ladies I would like a sign made just for me...:) can be as naughty as you like or just normal, its all good. xoxoxox Just like the one below! click on example pics to make biggar! Naughty Little less Naughty Not Naughty ************************** ********************* **************** **********

17 Sign Of A Bad Boyfriend!!!
1. If your parents or siblings have doubts about him, pay attention. Listen and check it out. 2. If your intended has nothing good to say about his ex, beware. This is a pattern. Divorce is rarely only one person's fault. 3. If his children have nothing to do with him, do not believe him if he says his ex brainwashed them against him. My stepchildren have told me it was because they hated him, and they have good reasons. 4. Look closely at his credit and job history. They are sure predictors of what your life will be like. 5. If he's over 30 and has no money, do not let him move in with you, and don't marry him until he's financially solvent. If he has any respect for you (and himself), he'll insist on it. 6. Be sure in your heart that you can live with him AS IS. You cannot change another person. 7. This is a biggie: Beware if he has no friends. It is not true that they all chose to side with his ex. 8. If your friends dislike him, pay attention. This is also true

Sign In A Business Window
Sign in a business window: "WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER" This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. One would think that anti-hate groups from all across the country would be marching on this business... and that the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds back. But, perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let the proprietors simply make their statement... We are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. And after all, it is just a sign.You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign? Answer: A Funeral Home (Who said morticians had no sense of humor?) You gotta love it!!! God Bless America!

"17 Signs Of Really Having Feelings For Someone"
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23 May 1971 Your date of conception was on or about 30 August 1970 which was a Sunday. You were born on a Sunday under the astrological sign Gemini. Your Life path number is 1. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 9. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 8. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 6, 11 & 22. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2441094.5. The golden number for 1971 is 15. The epact number for 1971 is 3. The year 1971 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/27/1971 and ending 2/14/1972. You were born in the Chinese year of the Pig. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Elk; your plant is Mullein. You were born in the Egyptian month of Mesore, the fourth month of the season of Shomu (Harvest). Your date of birth on

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well as you all know that i am new here, well thank you all for your comments and respect. but these are the signs of the times. eversince i wanted to learn how to tattoo, my life has changed dramatically. i love the world of tattooing and this is in my blood an i wont ever give this art up. i am very much a tattoo guru. i try to learn everything i possibly can about it but theres so much for me to learn as well. tattooing is my way of life these days. i am trying to get this new shop on the way here in brooklyn nyc, but let you that when you want to open a shop theres so much red tape it ain't funny.

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Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over All of a sudden, she's typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that lovely "You've Got Mail" statement when you use America OnLine, you hear "You Just Got Dumped!" Your connection to his server is constantly refused. You get a Dear John E-mai...Your name is Fred. They no longer have access to a computer due to a recent parole. She starts ending each sentence with only 1 exclamation mark instead of the usual 3!!! She tells you that she's been working a lot. You think its a professional job; it turns out that she was responsible for the decorations at her Jr High prom!! During an intimate moment in a chat room, she reveals herself to be GRANDMA!!

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Signing Off.....
Well, looks like it's time for me to get off of here for another prolonged amount of time and get back on the road. I bet there are a shitload of exciting places in New Jersey, I'm just not in one of em. :( Anyways, thanks to all of you that stopped by and showed me love!! I do appreciate it. It's kinda boring and a bit depressing being on the road with only another dude to talk to most of the time. But it's part of the process. When I'm on the road solo, I'll probably enjoy it more. Hell, I might swing through your town. If you're up for some LC company, holla at me! :) Hope you all have a great day, week, month, or whatever. I'll be back in about 2-3 weeks. I'm on my way to Atlanta, then who knows from there. And if you're voting for the rockstar pic contest, don't forget to vote for my sexy buddy Spunky! She's a sweetheart and deserves to win the contest. Help her out. Take care, Coley a.k.a. Catdaddy

Sign Board
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Sign Over A Gynecologist's Office:
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Sign
You are The Magician Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity. Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing, you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive. The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

25 Signs You Have Grown Up 'this Sounds So Silly Lol
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Signs :p
THERE ARE SEVERAL MORE OF YOU THAT I HAVE LINED UP TO DO SIGN PICS FOR...YOU ARE ALL DEAR TO MY HEART AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING THE GREATEST FRIENDS IN A PLACE INFESTED WITH SOME PRETTY FREAKY PPL..LOL I WILL ALWAYS HOLD YOU IN THE HIGHEST RESPECT AND IN A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART..MUCH LUV ALWAYS BILLIE

Sign Language
Sign Language A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?" She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?" The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure and says, "What?" The man repeats his gestures, mouthing "EYE KNEE - THE RAKE." The wife replies that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one. Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her "What in the heck was that?" She replies, "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH"

: 25 Signs You Have Grown Up
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13 signs of being sprung [.Thirteen]:WHEN YOUR ON tHE PHONE WitH tHEM lAtE At NiGHt AND tHEY HANG UP,, BUt YOU MiSS tHEM AlREADY WHEN itS JUSt tWO MiNUtES AGO. [.tWElVE.]: YOU READ tHEiR tEXtS OVER AND OVER AGAiN. [.ElEVEN.]: YOU WAlK REAllY SlOW WHEN YOU'RE WitH tHEM [.tEN.]: YOU FEEl SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE WitH tHEM. [.NiNE.]: WHEN YOU tHiNK ABOUt tHEM, YOUR HEARt BEAtS FAStER AND SlOWER At tHE SAME tiME [.EiGHt.]: YOU SMilE WHEN YOU HEAR tHEiR VOiCE. [.SEVEN.]: WHEN YOU lOOK At tHEM, YOU CAN't SEE tHE OtHER PEOPlE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE iS HiM//HER. [.SiX.]: YOU StARt liStENiNG tO SlOW SONGS, WHilE tHiNKiNG OF tHEM [.FiVE.]: tHEY'RE All YOU tHiNK ABOUt. [.FOUR.]: YOU GEt HiGH JUSt FROM tHEiR SENt. [.tHREE.]: YOU REliAZE tHAt YOU'RE AlWAYS SMiliNG tO YOURSElF WHEN YOU tHiNK ABOUt tHEM. [.tWO.]: YOU WOUlD DO ANYtHiNG FOR tHEM, OR ANYtHiNG tO SEE tHEM. [.ONE.]: WHilE READiNG tHiS, tHERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MiND tHE WHOlE tiME...

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i changed it! lol SEVENTEEN: You look at their profile/picture constantly. SIXTEEN: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. FIFTEEN: You read their texts or IMs over and over again. FOURTEEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. THIRTEEN: You feel shy whenever you're/they're around. ELEVEN: When you think about them, your heart beats fast and slower at the same time. TEN: You smile when you hear their voice or hear about them. NINE: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, all you see is him/her. EIGHT: You start listening to slow songs, while thinking of them. SEVEN: They're all you think about. SIX: You love their hugs more than anything. FIVE: You realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about him/her. FOUR: You would do anything for them, or anything to see them. THREE: While reading this

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Aries is a fire element You are most compatible with Sun Sign Scorpio - oh yes, very ardent. Sagittarius - wonderfully romantic. Libra - unstoppable. Aries - fiery, if you like it that way! Absolutely no chance! Aries - fiery. Leo - intense. Cancer - many differences. Pisces - difficult. Virgo - poles apart. Your opposite sign is Libra Taurus is an earth element You are most compatible with Leo - extremely loving. Taurus - well suited. Capricorn - terrific. Pisces - charming. Absolutely no chance! Gemini - not a success. Sagittarius - very rocky. Aquarius - too stubborn. Your opposite sign is Scorpio Gemini is an air element You are most compatible with Libra - absolutely wonderful. Leo - full of laughter. Aquarius - good friends first Sagittarius - Could be fun loving. Aries - promising, though lightweight. Absolutely no chance! Cancer - steer clear! Capricorn - don't see eye to eye. Taurus - a

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SEVENTEEN: You look at their profile constantly. SIXTEEN: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. FIFTEEN: You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again. FOURTEEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. THIRTEEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. ELEVEN: When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time. TEN: You smile when you hear their voice. NINE: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. EIGHT: You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them. SEVEN: They're all you think about. SIX: You get high just from their scent. FIVE: You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that

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A poorly functioning immune system quickly makes itself known. While it's normal for most of us to have one or two colds a year, lowered immunity can make us vulnerable to every passing cold or flue bug, and we find ourselves succumbing to frequent infections. Other signs of inefficient immunity are digestive problems, fatigue, aching joints, muscle weakness, and poor skin. An imbalanced immune system also cause allergies and food intolerances by launching an attack when it identifies the presence of certain trigger substances. It then releases histamine and other chemicals to drive out what it perceives as an invader, causing a plethora of unwelcome symptoms. Autoimmunity occurs when the body goes into overdrive and starts producing antibodies which attack the body's own tissues - lupus and rheumatoid arthritis are both auto-immune diseases.

17 Signs That You Are Fallin In Love
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8 Signs Santa Hates Your Kid....
8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!" 7. Kid asks for new bike, gets pack of smokes 6. Along with presents, Santa leaves hefty bill for shipping and handling. 5. By the time he gets to your house, all he has left is foam packing. 4. Christmas day, your kid wakes up with a Reindeer head in his bed. 3. Instead of "Naughty" or "Nice", Santa has him on the stupid list 2. Labels on all your kid's toys read "Straight from Craptown." 1. Four words: "Off my lap, Tubby!"

Signs
Advantages of Horse people: Popular, cheerful, hardworking, intelligent, friendly, soften to the opposite sex, strong lover, like music and entertainment, good money managers. Disadvantages of Horse people: Impatient, too complimentary, acting hastily and having short tempers, often think themselves more important than others, selfishness, sharp cunning, egotistical, strong outside but weak inside, like large crowds, will not listen to advice.

17 Signs You Falling In Love
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.:¢¾ 17 Signs You Love Someone¢¾:. SEVENTEEN: You look at their profile/picture constantly. SIXTEEN: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. FIFTEEN: You read their texts or IMs over and over again. FOURTEEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. THIRTEEN: You feel shy whenever you're/they're around. ELEVEN: When you think about them, your heart beats fast and slower at the same time. TEN: You smile when you hear their voice or hear about them. NINE: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, all you see is him/her. EIGHT: You start listening to slow songs, while thinking of them. SEVEN: They're all you think about. SIX: You love their hugs more than anything. FIVE: You realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about him/her. FOUR: You would do anything for them, or anything to see them. THREE: Whi

25 Signs That You Have Grown Up
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of th

10 Signs Your Flirting Is Out Of Control
10 Signs Your Flirting Is Out of Control 1. Your dentist says that your heavy breathing is distracting him from your root canal. 2. You've been batting your eyes so intensely, the bartender asks if you're having a seizure. 3. When the neighbor's dog humped your leg the other day, you were flattered. 4. On your last date, you ordered chocolate mousse for dessert and proceeded to eat the entire thing with your tongue . . . just in case he didn't get that you're one helluva "sexy" and "experimental" person. 5. You demanded a reshoot of your driver's license photo to better capture your patented bedroom eyes. 6. A sign in the women's locker room of your gym reads, Don't Let Your Husband Work Out Next To (your picture). 7. While chaperoning your niece's fourth grade dance, you receive 12 plastic promise rings and an I Wuv You balloon. 8. When the weather forecaster says rain, you scrap the bra, grab your thinnest white blouse and leave the umbrella behind.

17 Signs That Your In Love....
"17 signs your falling in love" Submitted by cass-be on 1/1/07 in the Blonde jokes category. SEVENTEEN: U LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY SIXTEEN: WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO SECONDS AGO. FIFTEEN: YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. FOURTEEN: YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM THIRTEEN: YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE/THEY'RE AROUND. ELEVEN: WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE SAME TIME TEN: YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE. NINE: WHEN YOU lOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE IS HIM//HER. EIGHT: YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM SEVEN: THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT. SIX: YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT. FIVE: YOU REALlIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU T

Signs!
LiBRA * -- Very pretty. -- Very romantic. -- Nice to everyone They meet. -- Their Love is one of a kind. -- Silly, fun and sweet. -- Have own unique sexiness. -- Most caring person you will ever meet -- the most irresistible *SCORPiO * -- Can be mean. -- EXTREMELY sexy. -- Intelligent. -- Energetic. -- Predict future. -- Most erotic. -- Freak in bed. -- GREAT kisser. -- Always get what they want. -- Attractive. -- Easy going. -- Loves being in long relationships. -- Talkative. -- Romantic. -- Caring. -- Artistic -- GREAT friend -- NICE! *ARiES * -- Outgoing. -- lovable -- Spontanious. -- Not one to FUCK with. -- EXTREMELY Erotic. -- Funny. -- Can get abnoxious. -- Take you on trips to the moon in bed. -- excellent kisser. -- EXTREMELY sexy. -- Loves being in long relationships.=) -- Addictive. -- Loud. -- best in bed. -- true heart. --best friend or worst enemy. --sexy as hell. --great "oral" participant. AQUARiUS * --GAngsta a

25 Signs That You Have Grown Up...
25 SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE GROWN UP... 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12.! You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 1

14 Signs Ur Online Relationship Isnt Working
14) You discover that "Chesty McBust" isn't her real name, and she's dialing in from Langley, VA. 13) You: Large, hairy man. Your online girlfriend: Large, hairy man. 12) Her postmaster rejects your e-mail not as "undeliverable" but as "unlikely to get you anywhere." 11) After months of shared experiences and emotional investments, she attacks you in the Mines of Quarn with a Vorpal Sword when she learns you're worth 45,000 points. 10) "Returned mail: User unknown and never wants to hear from you again." 9) Your cyber-lover is just too busy editing that silly little Top 5 List. 8) Getting perhaps a bit too comfortable, she lets a reference to cutting her chin shaving slip by. 7) You discover that she has been cutting and pasting her orgasms. 6) You can barely make out your S. L.'s face in the JPEG she sent because she's obscured by her 25 cats. 5) He claims to be the richest man in the world, but his GIF looks like some geek who works for a software company.

Signs Fiveman Elctrical Band
And the sign says "long hair freaky people need not apply" So I put my hair under my hat and I went in to ask him why He said you look like a fine outstanding young man I think you'll do So I took off my hat I said "Imagine that Huh Me working for you" Signs Signs Everywhere there's signs Blocking up the scenery Breaking up my mind Do this, don't do that Can't you read the sign And the sign says "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight" So I jumped the fence and I yelled at the house What gives you the right To put up a fence And keep me out Or to keep Mother Nature in If God was here He'd tell it to your face Man You're some kind of sinner Signs Signs Everywhere there's signs Blocking up the scenery Breaking up my mind Do this, don't do that Can't you read the sign Oh Say now mister Can't you read You got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat You can't watch No You can't eat You ain't supposed to be here And the sign says "You gotto have a mem

16 Signs U Like Someone
SIXTEEN: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. FIFTEEN: You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again. FOURTEEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. THIRTEEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. ELEVEN: When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time. TEN: You smile when you hear their voice. NINE: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. EIGHT: You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them. SEVEN: They're all you think about. SIX: You get high just from their scent. FIVE: You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO:

Signs And Symptoms
Signs and symptoms While a patient with depression or bipolar disorder typically endures the same mood for weeks, a person with BPD may experience intense bouts of depression, anxiety, or anger that may last only minutes, hours, or at most a day.[11] These may be associated with episodes of self-injury (including cutting), impulsive aggression, and drug or alcohol abuse. Difficulties in cognition and sense of self can lead to frequent changes in long-term goals, career plans, jobs, gender identity, sexual orientation, friendships, and values. Dissociative episodes, where the person may experience visual or auditory hallucinations, or become disoriented or experience depersonalization, occur generally in the context of hyperarousal, either through extreme emotion or anxiety. These generally last no more than a few minutes but may occasionally occur over hours or days. Aggressive, self harming or potentially dangerous behaviors may occur during these episodes. Fear of abandonment

Signs/eye Colors...mines Pretty Accurate...how About Yours?
VIRGO: Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness. SCORPIO: Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. Freak in bed. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. LIBRA: Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet. Amazing in Bed. Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with, they'll make you cry. The most irresistible. ARIES: Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in

Signs You Are Living In The 21st Century
You just tried to enter your password on the microwave. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?" Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor this year. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom of the screen. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't

Signs And Taxes
Seems like people should just listin to that song. If you wouldn't ever hire someone, you shouldn't take their money either. So those people that wouldn't get hired, cuz of what they look like, shouldn't have to pay taxes. And if you won't hire someone with peircings, or colored hair, or long hair, PLEASE DON'T LET ;THEM SPEND MONEY IN YOUR STORE!!!!!!!!! Have a big sign out front saying that your company is run by predjudice pieces of shit, and those people who don't fit the " social norm" aren't allowed in!!!!! Make it perfectly clear just what kind of people run the buisness you have. Gov buildings should have these signs as well.

25 Signs You Have Grown Up....
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those f%&@ing kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole

17 Signs Of Being In Love
SEVENTEEN: U LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE ALOT SIXTEEN: WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO MINUTES AGO. FIFTEEN: YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. FOURTEEN: YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM THIRTEEN: YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE/THEY'RE AROUND. ELEVEN: WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE SAME TIME TEN: YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE. NINE: WHEN YOU lOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE IS HIM//HER. EIGHT: YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM SEVEN: THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT. SIX: YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT. FIVE: YOU REALlIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM. FOUR: YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, OR ANYTHING TO SEE THEM. THREE:

Signs We Might Be Getting Old
if you want you can rip but comment first...and if you dont want to rip plz leave a comment anyway...... >"If we ever forget that we're One Nation under God then we will be a Nation >gone under"...Ronald Reagan > >"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand in the night to do >violence to those who would do us harm"...George Orwell > > > > >*25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP >*01. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. * >*02. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. * >*03. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. * >*04. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed. * >*05. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. * >*06. You watch the Weather Channel. * >*07. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." * >*08. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. * >*09. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." * >*10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids n

Signature Evil Plot
Background info: I own a Q36 space modulator Signature Evil Scheme: I plan to overtake all the marble companies of the world, kidnap all their marbles, load up the Q36, modulate to the Earth's outer atmosphere and release all the marbles. It will rain marbles, then no one will be able to walk because of all the marbles on the ground and I will sit back and laugh at how silly everyone looks. I will render the world powerless to help themselves... mmwwwaaaahhhaaahhh!!! I shall be called MARBLE MAYHEM!!! this part you have to read really fast: *this signature evil scheme is patented. It is a federal offence to utilize the ideas herein for any purpose. Ideas are subject to change, void where prohibited, and if I'm gonna keep using the word 'modulate' I really need to look it up. And that's what it's all about *clap, clap*

Signifigant Others
How many time can you ask is he/she really the right one for me? How many ways can you investigate the ups and downs with a person before you determine they are NOT the right one? For some people it takes no time at all and with others, it took the tragedy of my daughters loss for me to truly close the book. I suffer from incurable hope. Most times that is a good thing and it has seen me through a great many dark places in my life, but it has also caused me trouble. I know there are many people out there that feel judged and possibly persecuted by people for the way they are or for bad choices that you have made in your life and it is a sad sad fact that many people do judge because of those things but when should hope and chances be set aside to make sure that you have a safer and better life than the one you are living? When is enough enough and how when hope is sometimes the only thing that has kept you going, do you set it aside to be free of a hard life and pick up the pie

Sign My Guestbook
pllllease *sticks lower lip out and gives puppy dog eyes* In other news..we had the guy who works on the boiler come out last night Turns out there is a crack in it and it's in danger of exploding We're running it at our own risk The Landlord is *going to get back to us* you've got to be fucking kidding me.

18 Signs You're Flat Broke
SOME of these are funny. . . 1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" 2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. 3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. 4. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln. 5. Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore. 5. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes. 6. Your rob Peter... and then rob Paul. 7. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change. 8. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. 9. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice. 10. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments. 11. At communion you go back for seconds. 12. You wash your toilet paper. 13. You have to save up to be poor. 14. You're in college. 15. On thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal. 16. You owe yourself money

16 Signs You Love Someone
sixteen. When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. FIFTEEN: You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again. FOURTEEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. THIRTEEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. ELEVEN: When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time. TEN: You smile when you hear their voice. NINE: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. EIGHT: You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them. SEVEN: They're all you think about. SIX: You get high just from their scent. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this

10 Signs You Should Dump Him
10 SIGNS YOU SHOULD DUMP HIM BY NEW YEAR'S 1. When you ask to speak to him about moving in, he schedules the talk on June 2008. 2. Each time after sex, he grabs a private notebook from his bag and scribbles something in it, giggling. 3. His friends call him by the nickname of Cheaty McGee. 4. He loves to touch you and kiss you and will do so just as soon as he powers up and finishes killing these level-four zombies, Die, Video zombie, Die. 5. His ring tone is"Baby got back." 6. The guy's elaborate excuse for not spending the holidays together includes training for an Ironman competition. 7. Mr. Reality still entertains the idea that he could be a "stripper Choreographer." 8. He's alerady written a scathing tell-all memoir of your relationship - and you 've only been dating for two months. 9. He calsl your mom "Mrs. Robinson" and stares at her way too intensely. 10. The big spender usually splurges on buys you awesome gifts, so it'd be a real shame to dump

Signs That She Is Going To Dump You
There comes a time where the woman you think you love will rip your heart out, stomp on it, feed it to her dog, and tell friends that you have a small dick! These are the signs that the bitch will be dumping you, so you'd better find a way to dump her first and save your ego!She's been wearing an engagement ring for the last 2 months, yet you've never proposed.Her weekly "girl's night out" has changed to Friday Fuck Night and it includes the sole company of Jeff, Todd, Vinny, Marcus, Mike and Rico. She comes home from a long day at work with her blouse inside out, her hair all over the place and several white stains on her short black skirt.Her friends do nothing but point and laugh everytime they see you.A box of Trojan Magnums has replaced your box of Extended Pleasure condoms. She's moving on to bigger and better.They always do. Her business trips with her boss include cruises to the Carribean and month long trips to Paris.You start noticing men's underwear in your dresser that does

Signs Of Maturity
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. 17. Dinner and a movi

A Sign?
so no joke ive been on this diet for about a week now, i actually had a picture of ana nicole smith on my miror one with a picture of her before she lost all her weight and after to keep me motivated if she can do it i can too, but i was in shock when i heard what happened this morning and i found another article on her big diet today and it says on top of the diet pills she was taking she was also taking colon cleanse laxitives daily, thats just not good

Sign
br /> You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

25 Signs You've Grown Up
25 SIGNS YOU'VE GROWN UP 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 A.M. is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time McDonalds closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 17. Dinner and a movie is the who

The Sign!!
I look in the mirror and there i see a little girl looking up at me. She is a very beautiful little girl, almost like an angel. Then there is a man standing there with her, with his hand on her shoulder. I look closer at the man. He looks familiar, that man there is god. I look away, thinking im going crazy. When i look back, he just smiles down at me, the little girl is smiling too. I look away once more, and when i look back this time their gone, but on the ground is see something. A peice of paper. A peice of paper reading 5 words that made me cry like a baby. The paper read "Mommy I'm fine and happy" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I try to figure this out. I think god is trying to tell me something. I don't know what it means, but i think it must be a Sign. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is a dream i had and wrote down wial i was pregnant with my first baby. Before i had a miscarage.

25 Signs That You've Grown Up For Good
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6 You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald 's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps

Sign Guestbook And Leave Voice Comment
Hello everyone. Please feel free tp stop by my page and sign my NEW guestbook. Also leave a voice comment to say "hi". I am on this site "CHERRYTAP" and the "other site" MYSPACE. (Myspace.com/pauly_wauly_75)

12 Signs You've Joined The Wrong Martial Arts School
12 Signs You've Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School 12) Lesson 1: A guy who looks and sounds like Danny DeVito in a bathrobe points to a pile of concrete blocks and says "Knock yourselves out, Grasshoppers." 11) All the trophies in the display case appear to be altered bowling trophies. 10) Due to a misspelling of "Martial Arts" on the door, half the class shows up with vibrators and lotions. 9) Other students show up with sketchbooks. 8) Instead of belts, levels of prowess are denoted by colorful suspenders and co-ordinating ascots. 7) Although the Grandmaster's hands "move faster than the eye can see", you can still detect a fair amount of nose picking goin on. 6) The lesson keeps getting interrupted while the Master swaps french fry baskets. 5) As a student is wheeled out by paramedics, the instructor say "Class, name 3 things Alan did wrong." 4) You're pretty sure "Monkey Style" does not involve masturbation and throwing feces at your a

25 Signs You've Grown Up
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a plane is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@.. kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beg

Signs Of Menopause
You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter - Rather than just saying you are not amused, you shoot him. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. The Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the Heaven's Gate Cult gives you four hours of decent rest. You change your underwear after every sneeze. You're on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie troop on a field trip to Chippendale's. Leave the Brownie's at home!!!!!

~ 25 Signs You Have Grown Up ~
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM! 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the b

Signed Books
Yesterday one of my friends on here was asking about getting my book but she didn't have a credit card with which to order from Amazon.com. From the start I have made signed books available to people if they wanted them. Just tell me that you want it and send me your mailing address. I have to charge $18 to cover the costs so if you want one, let me know.

Sign
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

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6 Signs
Subject 6 signs you're falling for someone 6 signs you're falling for someone 1 - as soon as you get online - whose name do you look at first 2 - when you hear your phone ringing - who do u hope is calling 3 - when a love song comes on the radio - whose face comes to your mind 4 - whose name makes your heart skip a beat everytime u hear it 5 - who is it that you always find yourself thinking about - wondering if they're thinking about you 6 - the whole time you were reading this bulletin, there was only 1 person on your mind..... Repost this as"6 signs you're falling 4 someone" within the 5 minutes and the 1 who you answered to those questions will realize how much they mean to you tonite 12:30

Sign The Visual Guestbook
Hey all. As my first blog, I thought I'd make a request to everyone. Jump onto my profile and sign the guestbook. I'd love to see where all the friends, fans, and visitors are from who come visit me. It only takes a few seconds, and it would make me very happy. See, I'm starting to smile already!! Thanks!

13 Signs Of Your Soulmate
13. When your on the phone with them late at night and they hang up but you miss them already when it was just five minutes ago... 12. You read their texts over and over again... 11. You walk really slow when you're with them... 10. You feel shy whenever you're with them... 9. When you think about them, your heart beats faster and faster... 8. You smile when you hear their voice... 7. When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you... all you see is him/her... 6. You start listening to slow songs, while thinking of them... 5. They become all you think about... 4. You get high just from their scent... 3. You realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about them... 2. You would do anything for them... 1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.....

Signed Pics And Other Merchandise
Looking at selling off most my lingerie and getting all new stuff. Just wanted to know if anyone would be interested in purchasing any of it, I will also send a pic of me in the item to go along with it. I will be posting pics of the items that I am looking to sell within the next couple days. But If there is anything on my site that you like, just let me know. *Kisses* Send me a private message and we can talk! Lots of Love and Kisses ~Pole Princess~

Signs Of Age
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're it. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket. 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy. SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3 Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! Thoughts for the weekend Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over? If raising children was going to

Signs You Have Had Too Much Of The 90's
1. You tried to enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready and he emails you back asking, "What's for dinner?" 5. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. 6. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year. 7. Your daughter just bought a CD of all the records your college roommate used to play. 8. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea. 9. You check your blow dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant. 10. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. 11. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have email addresses. 12. If you can't order it by midnight and have it delivered by noo

The Signs Of Child Abuse [1]
Identifying Child Physical Abuse Identifying Child Physical Abuse By far, bruises are the most common injuries that children receive from child abuse. So, what are the most common sites that we see child abuse bruises? • Buttocks, lower back and back of legs – due to spanking. • Genitals and inner thighs. • Cheeks – due to slapping. • Upper lip and frenulum – due to force feeding • Ear lobes – due to pinching • Neck –due to choking • However, abuse injuries can be found anywhere on a child's body. Obviously, there are also areas that are commonly bruised in children. Protruding body parts are easily bruised and are used to protect the more vulnerable body parts. It is quite common for children to have bruises on their shins, knees, elbows and forehead. However, it is much less common (and deserves further questioning) for a child to have bruises on their buttocks, lower back, thighs, stomach or other soft tissue areas, ears and neck. Bruises in these areas are su

16 Signs You Love Someone
When you're on the phone with them late at night, and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. FIFTEEN: You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again. FOURTEEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. THIRTEEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. ELEVEN: When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time. TEN: You smile when you hear their voice. NINE: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. EIGHT: You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them. SEVEN: They're all you think about. SIX: You get high just from their scent. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You wer

12 Signs
12 signs you love someone...or at least dig them alot! TWELVE: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

Signs Of Bluebonnet Spring!!
Coming home from Church this morning, I have seen signs of bluebonnets and indian paintbrushes in bloom along Bee Caves Rd, Hwy 71, and FM 620! Hooray!! Each Spring, I make it a yearly ritual to go driving aimlessly in the countryside to find the best field of bluebonnets to photograph and/or best bluebonnet pose/picture period. The last few years have been extremely disappointing in the quality of the bloom, as well as its abundance. Since they are coming up vibrant in color already, it is a good sign that they are indeed going to plentiful and colorful since we had a great cold spell this winter. Hooray!! I am soooo excited. The tentative date I have set is for my birthday, April 13th. I know. It is on a Friday, but did you know that anyone that is born on the 13th, the superstitions run opposite that they do for most people??? ;) More details later….and perhaps a page full of flowers that I take this Spring. :D As also posted on my iWIM website!!

12 Signs Yur In Love
TWELVE: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...... ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** * ** ***

Sign
Taurus You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties. You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature. Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com sign

Signs
So I've been asking god for a sign. Something, anything about whether or not I should or if I'm even READY to start dating again. I haven't been the first to jump up and say "oh yeah lets go out!" Or even if a guy compliments me I just shake my head and say "uh huh ok" and just kinda gloss over it and not believe it. I just don't want to go there again. So anyway this guy asked me out on Friday I said maybe and got his number. I gave him a call on Saturday talked to him for a few minutes and haven't heard anything. It wasn't a big conversation just "yeah just wanted to make sure you weren't giving me the looser hot line or something!" He said he really wanted to talk to me and would give me a call later....Anyone ever seen Euro-trip? Scottie from Ohio, this guys name is Scott..and hes going to school here but hes originally from Ohio... strange I thought. Anyways. Like I said before I have been looking for some kind of sign. So today I couldn't take sitting at my desk anymore so I went

Signage
Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

12 Signs You Love Me
TWELVE: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...... scroll down ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** * **

The Significance Of The Holocaust
by Dr. William Pierce I was very pleased by the response to last week's broadcast. I've always thought that most people are more interested in specific, anecdotal, and personal commentary than in more general and impersonal commentary, and that's why I so often talk about very specific instances of Black crime, or liberal hypocrisy and nuttiness, or political corruption and treason, with names, dates, and places. But I am pleased to note that we do have many listeners who really care about the general principles underlying all of the specifics. Today I'll begin in a general way, but then we'll move on to specific evidence to support the general theses. We'll start with the general role of the Jews in European or White or Aryan or Gentile society, whichever term you prefer. My thesis has been that the Jews -- as a whole -- always are destructive: morally destructive, socially destructive, even intellectually destructive, but above all racially destructive. Any society, any nation,

12 Signs U Know Ur In Love
TWELVE: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn't notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

12 Signs You Love Someone
TWELVE When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...... ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** * ** *** **

16 Signs You Love Someone
16 SIGNS YOU LOVE SOMEONE When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. FIFTEEN: You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again. FOURTEEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. THIRTEEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. ELEVEN: When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time. TEN: You smile when you hear their voice. NINE: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. EIGHT: You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them. SEVEN: They're all you think about. SIX: You get high just from their scent. FIVE: You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole t

A Sign?
if anyone knows me knows that i worry and stress way too much about bullshit..there really is nothing i have to complain about having said that i'm watching extreme home makeover and the family they are helping lost their father and husband 6 months after he was diagnosed with cancer words he lived by lots to think about nothing to worry about. heh i'm adopting that motto random: anyone reading The Secret right now?

14 Signs Of Liking Someone
FOURTEEN: U LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY THIRTEEN: WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO MINUTES AGO. TWELVE: YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. ELEVEN: YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM TEN: YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE/THEY'RE AROUND. NINE: WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE SAME TIME EIGHT: YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE. SEVEN: WHEN YOU lOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE IS HIM//HER. SIX: YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM FIVE: THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT. FOUR: YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT. THREE: YOU REAlIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM. TWO: YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, OR ANYTHING TO SEE THEM. ONE: WHI

12 Signs U Love Someone
12 signs you love someone Body: TWELVE: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...... ******* *

12 Signs U Love Someone
TWELVE: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...... ******* ****** ***** **** ***

25 Signs You've Grown Up For Good
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6 You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald 's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the

Signs Of Intelligence. . .
Signs of Intelligence? By Fred Thompson One of the things that's got to be going through a lot of peoples' minds now is how one man with two handguns, that he had to reload time and time again, could go from classroom to classroom on the Virginia Tech campus without being stopped. Much of the answer can be found in policies put in place by the university itself. Virginia, like 39 other states, allows citizens with training and legal permits to carry concealed weapons. That means that Virginians regularly sit in movie theaters and eat in restaurants among armed citizens. They walk, joke, and rub shoulders everyday with people who responsibly carry firearms — and are far safer than they would be in San Francisco, Oakland, Detroit, Chicago, New York City, or Washington, D.C., where such permits are difficult or impossible to obtain. The statistics are clear. Communities that recognize and grant Second Amendment rights to responsible adults have a significantly lower incidence

The Significant Other
WHY is it he doesn't know how to listen? He KNOWS I can't stand it when he fucking flirts...or talks to people I don't know. I make SURE he knows the people I talk to, and if he doesn't know them that well, I introduce them. For christ's sakes...the man is a moron sometimes. Or at least acts like one. I hate it. And I hate when he lies to me. That one peeves me the most.

Signs You Are Too Drunk!!
Signs You Are Too Drunk! * You lose arguments with inanimate objects. * You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. * Job interfering with your drinking. * Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. * Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts. * The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. * Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group. * 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not! * Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem! * You can focus better with one eye closed. * The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. * You fall off the floor... * Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops. * Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner! * Mosq

11 Signs That Your Know When Your In Love
ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

Signs You Are Too Drunk!
* You lose arguments with inanimate objects. * You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. * Job interfering with your drinking. * Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. * Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts. * The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. * Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group. * 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not! * Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem! * You can focus better with one eye closed. * The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. * You fall off the floor... * Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops. * Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner! * Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. * At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... Uh..." * Your idea of cutting back is less salt. * The whole bar says 'Hi

Sign My Guest Book
Hey .., how r u ??? i hope all my frineds come vist my page and Sign my Guest Book ,, if want do that ... ~*i Dont Care*~ This the URL to my page .... i want thanks allot every one do that for me ,,, u dont know how much that thigs make me happy......... P.S. if u need any things or any help .. u can ask me ....And If u have more idea to make mu page more nice tell me .. Take Care Have Nice Day

Sign In A Store Window:
"WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 ALQAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN" This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. Howe ver, We are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty. And after all, it is just a sign. You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign. Answer: A Funeral Home (Who said morticians had no sense of humor?)

10 Signs She's Too Jealous
So your girlfriend called you on it when you blatantly flirted with the cute blonde at the cash register. No biggie, right? A little jealousy is healthy, even cute. It shows she cares enough about you to feel a little threatened by an attractive woman. Now, if she instead proceeded to open the egg carton, fire each one at you, scream accusations and tug at said blonde cashier's hair for good measure, she might be a touch psychotic. Driven to lunacy by her insecurity, the psychotically jealous woman will go to any length to force unreasonable faithfulness on you, so afraid is she of losing you. Never listening to reason, not even constant assurances that you only care about her, she overreacts to any suggestion of adulterous behavior you may show, real or imagined. No man should put up with this kind of grief. If your woman exhibits the following traits, it's time for some serious intervention. Number 1 She gets angry when you look at other women Here's a little-known fa

10 Signs You (men) Are About To Cheat
When it comes to cheating, men are king. We cheat at cards, we cheat on our taxes, and far too often, we cheat on our partners. According to the Ashley Madison Agency, approximately 50% to 60% of men will engage in an extramarital tryst at some point in their lives. Our reasons are myriad, but the tell-tale signs of propensity for infidelity are typically the same. Gain insight into your own potential cheating heart by reading the top 10 signs you're about to have an affair. Number 1 You create a web of excuses and stories Once reticent and quiet, you've suddenly become a better storyteller than Mother Goose. You never leave the house without an alibi and you're constantly lying about the women with whom you've been spending time. You haven't done anything yet, but you're clearly preparing yourself for the day when you do. Number 2 You feel trapped You feel completely ensnared and you're not even sure how it happened. One moment you were happily picking berries and catc

Sign This..please..
http://www.petitiononline.com/NOBSL/petition.html Hey everyone..this is the sight to sign the petition to vote no against SB 861..the law their trying to pass in California to ban Pit Bulls..if any of you know me you know how I love my dogs..so please take 5 minutes to go to this site & sign the petition..PLEASE!!!

11 Signs You Love Someone
ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing. ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...... * ** *** ***** ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** * ** *** **** ***** ****** ******* ******** ********* ******** ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** *

11 Signs
ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing. ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...... * ** *** ***** ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** * ** *** **** ***** ****** ******* ******** ********* ******** ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** *

Sign Of The Times?
Sign of the times? A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll down...You'll love this.... 'You got Male!'"

11 Signs...
ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. (YES) TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. (YES) NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. (YES) EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. (YES) SIX: They're all you think about. (YES) FIVE: You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. (YES) FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. (YES) THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. (YES) TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing. (WHAT?) ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. (HAHA YEAH)

12 Signs You Love Someone! (yes It Is Right!)
12 Signs You love someone! (yes it is right!) TWELVE When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. ELEVEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...... ******* ******

Signs
Signs Found In Kitchens 1. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious. 2. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. 3. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. 4. If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap. 5. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. 6. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. 7. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. 8. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life. 9. Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out. 10. Housework done properly can kill you. 11. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives. 12. My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.

Signs Of Female Infidelity
Signs of Female Infidelity Guys tips on the ultimate insecurity – is SHE cheating? by Drew Higgins If you enjoy our articles please visit www.SneakySpouses.com for more advice, tips, forums, and links about catching your loved one in the act of infidelity. She's no longer as needy and demanding as she used to be. At the begging of the relationship she couldn't even cross the street on her own. You were demanded to pick her up, drop her, go shopping, exercise, etc. Suddenly she doesn't need your company anymore; this clearly means that someone else is filling in your place. There is a slight possibility that she might need some time on her own, but if she is getting unusually independent when she used to be really needy and dependent, it is more likely a signal that she is no longer needs YOU. She no longer gets angry by herself. If your women used to be angry for anything and picked fights for subjects out of thin air, or for ridiculous issues like not bei

Sign Of The Times? Internet Joke
Sign of the times? A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

Sign Of The Time
Sign of the times? A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

Sign The Petition To Stop Gas Price Gouging
As of yesterday, gas prices are the highest in U.S. history—we just passed the 1981 record, even adjusted for inflation.1 Prices could reach $4.00 per gallon in parts of the country, just in time to crimp summer vacation plans. As consumers suffer, the oil industry continues to reap the windfall—breaking profit records on an almost quarterly basis. It's outrageous! Enough is enough. Hearings start today on H.R. 1252, a House bill that would make gas price gouging a federal crime, punishable by 10 years in prison. Speaker Pelosi has said she'll move the bill to a vote this week—if there's the two-thirds majority required to fast track the bill through the process.2 Oil company lobbyists are frantically trying to stop the bill. Your representative needs to hear from you today. Will you sign our petition asking Congress to pass the price-gouging bill—and then send it to your friends? "Gasoline price gouging should be made a federal crime before the summer price increases hurt mor

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THE SINIFICANT OTHER OF WHO I SPEAK, IS A SISTER STRONG YET MEEK..I MET HER ONE DAY THAT GOD HAD SENT, AND A ANGEL FROM HEAVEN i WAS LENT..I THOUGHT I WAS DREAMING OR AT HEAVENS GATE, BUT AFTER AND EXCHANGE OF WORDS, IT WAS ME THEY WOULD HAVE TO SEDATE..I COULD GO ON AND ON ABOUT HER PLEASANT STATE,BUT WHY? SINCE SHE WAS DESTINED TO BE MY LIFE LONG DATE..YOU SEE I DON'T TAKE MY BLESSINGS LIGHTLY, SO THIS BEAUTIFUL I NEED TO MAKE MY WIFEY.. BUT LET ME EXPLAIN WHY I FEEL THIS WAY, AND WHY SHE BRINGS SUNSHINE IN TO MY DAY..THE WORDS SHE CAN PUT ON PAPER WERE BEYOND BELIEF, AND TO UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE IS SAYING CAN ONLY BRING HAPPINESS NEVER GRIEF..HER FACE IS SEXY AND UP TO THE TEST, AND YET EROTIC FAR BETTER THAN THE REST..HER EYES ARE ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL TOPIC, VERY PRETTY AND QUITE HYPNOTIC.. HER BODY IS THAT OF A GODDDESS, AND I WAS HOOKED AT FIRST SIGHT I MUST CONFESS..SHE EXUDES HER WOMANHOOD TO NO END,AND I AM NOT SURE BUT AND AZZ LIKE HER'S NOT TO HAVE IS SURELY A SIN..BUT MORE IMPOR

Signs You Might Be A Redneck
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie. You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. You ever cut your grass and found a car. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner. You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'. You own a homemade fur coat. The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You can get dog hair from out of your belly button. The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction. People hear your car a long time before they see it.

The Signatories...
The signatories to the Declaration of Independence Although the Declaration of Independence is officially dated from the fourth of July 1776 it was actually signed into formal existence from 2 August of that year. The delay largely arising from the technical processes involved in the preparation, on parchment, of the Declaration of Independence. The actual process of the signing of the Declaration of Independence began on 2 August. The first of the signatories was John Hancock, the President of the Congress, who signed, in bold, below the text and in the center of the Declaration. Other delegates, starting with those from the northernmost state - New Hampshire - and continuing unto the southernmost state - Georgia - then began to sign. There were to be in all fifty-six signers, not all of these signed on 2 August. Two delegates that had actually voted in assent on the fourth of July did not, in the event, sign at all!!! One of these John Dickinson seems to have demurred in the ho

13 Signs To Know That You Are Sprung
13 signs of being sprung [.Thirteen]:WHEN YOUR ON tHE PHONE WitH tHEM lAtE At NiGHt AND tHEY HANG UP,, BUt YOU MiSS tHEM AlREADY WHEN itS JUSt tWO MiNUtES AGO. [.tWElVE.]: YOU READ tHEiR tEXtS OVER AND OVER AGAiN. [.ElEVEN.]: YOU WAlK REAllY SlOW WHEN YOU'RE WitH tHEM [.tEN.]: YOU FEEl SHY WHENEVER YOU'RE WitH tHEM. [.NiNE.]: WHEN YOU tHiNK ABOUt tHEM, YOUR HEARt BEAtS FAStER AND SlOWER At tHE SAME tiME [.EiGHt.]: YOU SMilE WHEN YOU HEAR tHEiR VOiCE. [.SEVEN.]: WHEN YOU lOOK At tHEM, YOU CAN't SEE tHE OtHER PEOPlE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE iS HiM//HER. [.SiX.]: YOU StARt liStENiNG tO SlOW SONGS, WHilE tHiNKiNG OF tHEM [.FiVE.]: tHEY'RE All YOU tHiNK ABOUt. [.FOUR.]: YOU GEt HiGH JUSt FROM tHEiR SENt. [.tHREE.]: YOU REliAZE tHAt YOU'RE AlWAYS SMiliNG tO YOURSElF WHEN YOU tHiNK ABOUt tHEM. [.tWO.]: YOU WOUlD DO ANYtHiNG FOR tHEM, OR ANYtHiNG tO SEE tHEM. [.ONE.]: WHilE READiNG tHiS, tHERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MiND tHE WHOlE tiME...

6 Signs Your Falling For Someone...
6 signs you're falling 4 someone: 1 - as soon as you get online-who's name do you look at first 2 - when you hear your phone ringing-who do u hope is calling 3 - when a love song comes on the radio-whos face comes to your mind 4 - whos name makes your heart skip a beat every time u hear it 5 - who is it that you always find yourself thinking about-wondering if they're thinking about you 6 - the whole time you were reading this bulletin, there was only one person on your mind.....

6 Signs You're Fallling For Someone!
6 signs you're falling 4 someone: 1 - as soon as you get online-who's name do you look at first 2 - when you hear your phone ringing-who do u hope is calling 3 - when a love song comes on the radio-whos face comes to your mind 4 - whos name makes your heart skip a beat every time u hear it 5 - who is it that you always find yourself thinking about-wondering if they're thinking about you 6 - the whole time you were reading this bulletin, there was only one person on your mind.....

Sign My Guest Book
hey people I added a guest book so sign my guest book and show some love, fan and rate me if ya want, its all good.... soooo whats taking ya so long sign my guest book already lol .. ok don't make me beg.... ok ok I"m down on my knees ok now look please please sign

Signs Of Ovarian Cancer (even In The
SIGNS OF OVARIAN CANCER (even in the absence of Ovaries) THIS IS A MUST READ TO THE END An Eye-Opener on Ovarian CancerI hope you all take the > time to read this and pass it on to all you can. > Send this to the women in your life that you care > about.Years ago, Gilda Radner died of ovarian > cancer. Her symptoms were inconclusive, and she was > treated for everything under the sun until it was > too late. This blood test finally identified her > illness but, alas, too late. She wrote a book to > heighten awareness. Gene Wilder is her > widower.KATHY'S STORY: this is the story of Kathy > WestAs all of you know, I have Primary Peritoneal > Cancer. This cancer has only recently been > identified as its OWN type of cancer, but it is > essentially Ovarian Cancer.Both types of cancer are > diagnosed in the same way, with the 'tumor marker' > CA-125 BLOOD TEST, and they are treated in the same > way - surgery to remove the primary tumor and

Signs Your Spouse Is Having An Affair
Signs your spouse is having an affair by computer: 1. Lately she/he sits at the computer naked. 2. After signing off, she/he always has a cigarette. 3. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive. 4. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up. 5. She's/He's gotten amazingly good at typing one handed. 6. She/He makes sarcastic remarks about your "software". 7. Lipstick/Chapstick on the mouse. 8. During sex she/he screams "A-colon backslash enter insert!" 9. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of panties/boxers. 10.The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's/gal's behind

Signs You Are Broke
1) American Express calls and says, " Leave home without it" 2) Your idea of a seven course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant 3) You formulating a plan to rob a food bank 4) You've rolled so many pennies you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln 5) Long distance company's don't call you to switch 6) You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes 7) You rob Peter, and then rob Paul 8) You finally clean your house, hoping to find change 9) you think of a lottery ticket as an investment 10) Your bologna has no first name 11) you give blood everyday, just for the orange juice 12) Sally Struthers sends you food 13) McDonalds supply's you with all you kitchen condiments 14) At communion , you go back for seconds

6 Signs Your Falling In Love
6 signs you're falling 4 someone: 1 - as soon as you get online-who's name do you look at first 2 - when you hear your phone ringing-who do u hope is calling 3 - when a love song comes on the radio-whos face comes to your mind 4 - whos name makes your heart skip a beat every time u hear it 5 - who is it that you always find yourself thinking about-wondering if they're thinking about you 6 - the whole time you were reading this bulletin, there was only one person on your mind..... Repost this as "6 signs you're falling 4 someone" within the 5 minutes and the one who you answered to those questions will realize how much you mean to them tonite at 11:11

Signs
Subject: 25 signs you have grown up 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favourite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time McDonalds closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog/cat Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15