Fubar Blog Posts 2

Silly Mumm Comments...
My Official I'm being a shithead MUMM Comments.. January 9, 2009 @ 3:24 pm (I jumped in here,about midway through the bashings... *** is me and > is the other person) >it wouldnt matter if you actually lasted longer than 3 minutes the first time 3 minutes....you actually know someone that lasts that long?? :-P my last 2 guys lost their virginities 4-5 hours my sons dad 15-30 min my bf before him 1 hour + guy i lost my v tag to, who was also a virgin 2 hours **Umm..maybe if they FELT something IE friction they might have exploded earlier =X >ehh wrong answer douche, i have a narrow vagina. and i am a power bottom, they go then get it back up and go again. and again and again. just cause you cant keep your shit up dont fucking me that i am lacking cause my boyfriends can... bald fucker **"power bottom" that means fat ass to most men..Even from us bald fuckers ;) >power bottom is a gay term for the bottom (person being fucked) who doesnt just lay there

Silly Me
my heart beats slowly goin faster at the thought of your arms around me, my sould bleeds when i think you might want another, i am shattering insdie from not knowing what is going to happen, are you truely going to be with me? or is it some crazy fuckin game that you play? i want to run but i stay, i cant seem to drag myself away, as i watch you play with my heart each day, im slowly losing my pride, should i beg or let it die. rainmaker- 0109

Silly Me
Yesterday Rich had his two friends over to discuss some nerd stuff and they brought along their daughter. She's a cutie and just turned 4 years old. She pretty much sat on my lap most of the time. She saw all my toys that I had on my computer desk and wanted to play with them. I have a bunch of odd and ends stuff on my computer. Lot of colorful things that caught her eye. Like my My Little Ponies....Bah she wanted to play with those...so I let her play with those for a bit. Then she saw my nail polish collection and decided to play house with them? Pretended that they were little people or something. Goddess only knows how long they were over. Waaaay past a 4 year old's bed time. It was sometime after Midnight that they left. I was tired of babysitting...and my legs were getting sore from her sitting on my lap. After they left, I went to go visit one of my friends. He just recently moved and he wanted me to see his new place. Got directions how to get there...got lost but fin

Silly Questions
A random Facebook survey that I took a few days ago and found kind of amusing. 1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Paternal grandfather ... I think. 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? To quote Reagan "I do not recall". 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Only when I can read it. 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? N/A I'm a vegetarian. 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Not that I know of (sorry, couldn't resist) 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? That would depend on how different I was as said other person. 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Oh, I would never do that. 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes, I always wanted to spend a couple weeks eating ice cream, but alas it was never meant to be. 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Despite being phobic of heights, I've always wanted to for some reason. 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? The Reese's one, can't remember the name (it's been a while) 11 WHAT TOWN DO YOU RESIDE IN? Whiting, NJ 12 DO YOU

Silly Sayings
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried. When all else fails, read the directions. Welcome to Hell...Here's your accordion. He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke. Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists. The only time I open my mouth is to change feet. Happiness can't buy money. True friends always stab you in the front. I'll have to think twice about it before I give it a second thought. There is more to life than increasing its speed. Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry. The meek shall inherit the Earth after we're done with it. A coward is a hero with a wife, kids and a mortgage. Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at. Conscience: What hurts when everything else feels so good. Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy! You're schizophrenic? Gee, that makes four of us. Why is the word 'Abbreviation' so long? If your attack is going really we

Silly Shit!
Well, here I am again trying to come up with something that will beat the snot out of what I wrote this morning........ Hmmmmmmm what will that be??? We hold our breath! I have never talked about the art of taking a wiz.. draining the one eyes wonder worm... ETC.. ETC.. Why do some toilets look like horse shoes?? Are we supposed to feel lucky when we drop a load in a completely strange place such as the mall?? Or, during an accidental discharge you don't pee on the seat but spray on the ground? Or is it because some people wipe between and not around.. ahh I think i'm on to something now! What is up with the advertising with the bears and the dingleberries anyway? lol, they make toilet paper soft enough to sleep on, and now it doesn't leave dingle berries.. It's hilarious.. they moisten the toilet paper and put a 3 pound weight on it and drag it along the carpet.. OK 1st.. who the hell studied the average pressure that a human puts on her brown eye to wipe?? I mean i'm

Silly Puke
There are a few positions we can try next time we have the urge to puke. 1. Standard position: This position is the most common of positions. Like the missionary position, it comes natural. The standard position is when you are on your knees with your head half way in the toilet when you hurl chucks. 2. Top gun position: This position is more complicated and not to be tried by ametuers and drunk people. When you have a lock on your target, you hurl that puke missile to get a kill. Your normal range of engagement is more than 3 ft. away from the target (the toilet). This is also the most patriotic way to puke, cause you can pretend the toilet is the Taliban and you spray biological weapons all over them. 3. Mary Poppins... This positions is where the most body movement is needed. You have to jump in the shower and turn it on.. then you start singing in the rain.. 4. Indiana Jones... The Indiana Jones and the search of the golden toilet is a quest in

Silly Things
36 Silly Sayings!If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.When all else fails, read the directions.Welcome to Hell...Here's your accordion.He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.Happiness can't buy money.True friends always stab you in the front.I'll have to think twice about it before I give it a second thought.There is more to life than increasing its speed.Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.The meek shall inherit the Earth after we're done with it.A coward is a hero with a wife, kids and a mortgage.Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.Conscience: What hurts when everything else feels so good.Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!You're schizophrenic? Gee, that makes four of us.Why is the word 'Abbreviation' so long?If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.Skydiving - Good to the last drop.If

Silly People
You find concentrations of silly and intellectually challenged people in the strangest and scariest places...take I90 for instance, it's a prime example. Here's some advice for those that need it. (You know who you are...I log a lot of miles in a week, I drive a black Chevy Trailblazer, and odds are I've flipped you off by now ) 1. 20 miles an hour BELOW the speed limit in the left lane is NOT acceptable. 2. If it's bigger than you, I would suggest you either be nice and let them pass, or speed the hell UP!!! 3. In referring to the aforementioned...if you're merging onto the Interstate and there's a SEMI that can't get over because of the Idiot mentioned in number 1...it's a good idea NOT to play chicken with him. Odds are he's thinking of ways to choke the living SHIT out of Idiot #1. You really want to piss off someone driving something that big??? 4. Driving at 75 miles an hour is not advisable when trying to put on your earrings or mascara...do us all a favor, go without or EXI

Silly Email
Bricklayer's Accident Report ~ Possibly the funniest story in a while. This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' Compensation board. This is a true story. Had this guy died, he'd have received a Darwin Award for sure.... Dear Sir: I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six story building. When I completed my w ork, found that I had some bricks left over which, when weighed later, were found to be slightly in excess of 500 lbs. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which was attached to the side of the building on the sixth floor. Securing the rope

Silly Silly Silly Me!
So I took a shower...not an uncommon event, but today I had no hair. I only needed a small bit of shampoo and conditioner. It was the strangest thing I have experienced, lately. *giggles* So to top that off I didnt have to wrap a towel around my head upon getting out of the shower either! Holy hell...its been 2 decades since this has been. So I turn on the curling iron..and blow my hair dry..takes no time at all hahaha. I spent 20 minutes curling it..and it just doesnt look as cute as it did yesterday. I forsee a ton of time before the mirror with all my girly stuff trying to find the simplest cutest way to do my hair..til then haha I will have to pretend I am happy I no longer know my own head....literally. Today is a beautiful day. I hope you all enjoy it!

Silly Hos
ok NEWSFLASH!!!! If you sell ur naked pics and cam time for bling packs, you might as well be on the corner giving it up........ that makes you a whore. I certainly would hope you had better respect for yourself than that, but.......... given the abundance of whores on this site, I doubt it. STOP BEING WHORES! you might ACTUALLY find a good man.

Silly
my heart belongs to some who has been ther for me and will always be made me cry happy tears and held me thought the nite when i needed it and wanted to be my rock when i couldnt be myself and when i was dealing wit family problems and let me be myself and just be silly and act like a goof ball with my friends and then turn around and kiss me and make me feel good about myself baby i love u and i will always love

Silly Girl
When Daddy breaks out the belt(One of the few useful tools That can be worn in public)she tries to defend her assBy sacrificing her handsIt doesn't take her long thoughTo discoverThe error of her decisionThen she squirms aroundTrying to avoid the lashBut Daddy has no problemStriking my targetWhether it is her ass or cuntWith my beltAnd when The beating endsI strike againWith my cock

Silly Little Man
you ever dance around without a care, maybe in a crowd as people stare, sometimes i even play air guitar, i even drink pickle juice from a jar, nah, well maybe you should , loosen up a little if you could, we only live once,so be happy when you can, go ahead and tell me i am a silly little man, i don't care, i like to have fun, like going to the park and eating hotdogs in a bun, why shouldn't we all have fun once in a while, what that ain't really your style, sorry smiling makes me happy, better than always feeling so crappy, so can i please see you smile, sitting here writing, i`m on the kitchen tile, there you go see you are pretty, don`t smile alot that is a pity, that`s why i am writing all this down because i don't like to see you frown, so go ahead and lets see those teeth so white, you know you do have a right, to express your feelings whenever you can, i know i am being a silly little man, again!!

Silly Love Songs - Paul Mccartney
You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love songs.But I look around me and I see it isn't so.Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs.And what's wrong with that?I'd like to know, 'cause here I go againI love youI love youI love youI love youI can't explain the feeling's plain to me, now can't you see?(I love you)Ah, she gave me more, she gave it all to me, now can't you see,(I love you)What's wrong with that?I need to know, 'cause here I go againI love youI love youLove doesn't come in a minute,Sometimes it doesn't come at allI only know that when I'm in itIt isn't silly, love isn't silly, love isn't silly at all.How can I tell you about my loved one?How can I tell you about my loved one?How can I tell you about my loved one?(I love you)How can I tell you about my loved one?(I love you)I love youI love youI love you(BGV#1 I can't explain the feeling's plain to me, say can't you see?)I love you(BGV#1 Ah, he gave me more, he gave it all to me, say can't you

Silly Auctions
This will probably piss a few people off that I'm posting it, but some of the stuff I see on here just makes me laugh. This site is really starting to get ridiculous. I was looking at an auction, and I was struck by the silliness involved. All these things women are offering up to the person who has the highest bid to purchase them, whether it's fake money or real money. First of all, think about what is going on there. That's all I'll say on that. Second, I couldn't help but notice one person offering her Yahoo ID. What good is a Yahoo ID if she never signs on or is always invisible and never responds to messages? What is really going on on this site? Seriously? You let some ugly guy that you'd never give the time of day to on the street be your close buddy on here because he throws some money in your face so that you can become more popular on an internet site?

Silly Ass Stuff
I got on FUBAR this morning and was checking out profiles, most of them friends. I went to one I hadn't been to in awhile... he didn't have anything new posted (pics, etc.), so I skipped by him with the intention of going back later. I got a message in the chatbox from a mutual friend, saying i hadn't rated either of their profiles yet. I stated that I knew that, i'm just making the morning rounds . The first guy rates me a "1", then blocks me. the second guy blocks me and never finishes our conversation. I'm sorry, did someone get butthurt because I didn't hop on their page right away? They both should have known better. The first guy i've rated before, and he's never gotten anything less than 10's. The second guy was a friend that i've also given 10's and 11's to, as well as leave comments. Are we feeling just a wee bit overly sensitive today? Did our bipolar tendencies kick in? What exactly was the cause of all that? This is only the 2nd time I've ever blocked someone (only because

Silly Ass Stuff 2--you Know Who
After yesterday's FU-drama, it just occurred to me that perhaps I need to explain some things to some people, about me and themselves. First off to the first guy I mentioned: if you had waited and been patient, I would have more than happily gotten back to you. Instead, you rated me a "1" because I didn't jump on your page and start rating right away. Like I said, that was just totally fucking evil and completely uncalled for. As for the second guy, what the fuck was your problem? One day you're singing my praises and buying me gifts, the next you block me? You throw a tantrum like a 5 year old child because I didn't pay attention to you when you thought I should? Honey, I got one word for you: NEEDY. I had just befriended you and given you plenty of good rates and comments...I'm starting to think perhaps that was a mistake. Anyone who needs attention like that just smacks of desperation to me. Let me tell you how I do things... A) I DO NOT FREAK THE FUCK OUT WHEN MY FRIENDS DON'T GET

Silly Kids...
So, yesterday I was driving to work, and as I passed McDonald's I noticed someone walking toward me on the sidewalk. He wore a horizontally striped shirt with very wide stripes (of random different sizes), in multiple colors, and it came down to crotch level. As I got closer, I saw that THAT shirt was on over another striped shirt with different colors, this one going down to what I think was his knees. I couldn't tell for sure, because the pants were.... well.... when I saw him in the rear view mirror after I passed him, the butt part went down to about a foot above ground. I tried to get my iPhone out and take a picture, but I was so busy laughing hysterically that I couldn't grab it in time.

Silly Boy
It rang so true it rang so right How can I stay when I know that it will only lead to a fight I loved you more then words that are unknown You threw them back like I was a stone Cast me a spell Cast it on tonight I wish on star with all my might That I can be the one your dreaming of That I can be the sun, the moon the stars up above I was your something now im somones everything How does it feel knowing you did me wrong How does it feel when you hear our song Does it bring you sad sorrow or smile to your face You should know dear that I am in a happy place Filled full of laughter and a warm embrace I will not be your play toy Because i have man and your just a boy Just a boy with no feelings No remourse Ill Tell you this now and tell you it so That I done and Its time to go Kiss what we had a finall goodbye Cause u will never once again No you will never once again Make me cry I am better then that I know that I am Give me more credit then the fool that I

Silly Bling Ideas #3432
So I was noticing those silly condoms were still taking up space in the bling shop, and wondered... why aren't they ready with new bling to replace the old, limited-edition stuff when they know they need more? I have an idea which could potentially exceed my low sales projections and help them move to even better servers than the ones we just moved to! BOBBLEHEADS! A whole Fu-Family of bobble-head blings. Baby J... Scrapper... umm.... Marketman?!!! Buy one, collect them all! Seriously, though. Bobbleheads. Think about it. I think that would be pretty cool and easily carried over into different character series. Love, Higgs Boson

The Silliest Things I Have Ever Seen
I have been playing for just over a year and have sat back and watched as people in mafia have made such silly remarks never mind the vulgar talk common in most turfs. like this turf comment We are hated by most but respected by all gee can you believe the conceit in that one lol Or the people want to come into a turf and cry because they were milking your turf and then they got it back 10 fold with questions like hey why are ya down attacking lol because you were a fool and thought you were all that so here is your box of tissues bye bye have a nice day lol And yes these are my thoughts my words and if you do not like them let me know you can leave my page and be removed as a friend as well as blocked from my profile I am not here to impress anyone nor pick up a man so I will handle my profile with in the fu bible laws and my own There are many more of these silly events but these 2 I just had to share Anna

Silly Ass People
( I feel like I keep repeating myself ) I have written a couple of blogs on a certain person here. We ended up becoming friends or so I thought. I should have known by her rep on here that what everyone said was the truth. I am not like that I try to find the good in everyone and see for myself. Well I did. So, I am sure as the sun shines that this person has come to you or her posse to tell you I am a fake. excuse me while I laugh. Here it is. If you think that then go away. Doesn't matter to me. Below I will post some things and you can make your own mind up. Take notice to this first: I don't blog unless I feel I need to or in a defense to something someone has done or said. Otherwise I don't give a flying fuck to what people say on here. I have wrote before over a profile being here that people are assuming is mine. Today I will post that link instead of telling you to come ask me, now before posting all of the bullshi

Silly You
Silly You by Kenneth Matlock on Saturday, April 7, 2012 at 4:55am · Millions of tiny bobbling heads Staring out windows in their beds Star crossed lovers and dreamers galore Seek you again and once before Each time new as if hearing you They just nod as you tell it true Spill your life to the ears of strangers Tell them of time and all it's spledid dangers All you know and all you are The dreams you're wishing on a star Things you hope for things that come Things you hate of people numb Spin it real and spin it fast Maybe this new stranger will possibly last Maybe this time it's not the same Myabe this time won't be so lame Maybe it's time to let change come No, it's just you, being dumb.

Silly Girl
Silly girl, you fall apart... each time you open up your heart. You know it's stupid, you know it hurts. You know it's more pain than it is worth. Why do you let it happen? Why don't you fight it? It's not like you're looking, you don't invite it... It just finds you, takes hold so tight... Makes you think it will keep you warm at night. But as fast as it came, it's gone away, Left you to hurt... the price you pay. Turn it off, silence your heart... If you keep letting it in it'll rip you apart. No more feeling, no love, no tears. No more hurting, no more fears. Let it go, don't fall again. Build that wall up tall within. Brick and mortar, iron and steel. Whatever it takes to no longer feel. Don't let anyone see you. Don't let anyone in.

S’illuminer Un Cadeau à La Fois
En effet, grâce à la générosité de la communauté et à la collaboration de plusieurs personnes du milieu, le Sapin du Petit Bonheur embellira à nouveau le Noël de plusieurs enfants de la région. Notons que, depuis 2010, il a subi quelques transformations en devenant, notamment, un organisme à but non lucratif. L’équipe de ce projet est maintenant principalement composée d’adultes et d’élèves de l’école secondaire de la Baie-Saint-François. D’ailleurs, les parents bénévoles soutenant certaines activités sont invités à se joindre à ce groupe en composant le 450 377-9923. Le Sapin du Petit Bonheur entame sa sixième édition et poursuit sa mission : offrir des cadeaux aux enfants de familles défavorisées qui fréquentent les écoles primaires des commissions scolaires de la Vallée-des-Tisserands, des Trois-Lacs et New Frontiers. Inspiré du roman pour enfants L’arbre de joie d’Alain Bergeron, le Sapin du Petit Bonheur sollicite la générosité des consom

Silly Stupid People
Clear HistoryClose Dallasjones Buzz: toasted Level: Wasted Fu (7) Gender: No, ? Location: 76032 10:55am Dallasjones: Damn if u got yahoo ill show u some dick 10:57am FvckingCan...: oh my what an unusual treat! 10:57am Dallasjones: U like that huh 10:58am FvckingCan...: That would be splendid, maybe you could just upload some pics here?

Silly Girl
Hold in high esteem The things that break your heart Carry your madness on the sleeve of pride Wash away those dreams You never really believed them real anyways Turn from the light you fear to crave And you do so crave Cautious Excited Restless Protecting yourself from all the things you cannot even see Linger long enough Here in your own doubt to become lost among the walls Copyright 2013 Ella Valentine

Siloute - Smile Empty Soul
silhouettes above the cradle hold me down they won't let me go the wrong way my mother taught me all the fables, told me how in the end all the sinners have to pay but... [Chorus:] i don't wanna live like my mother i don't wanna let fear rule my life and i don't wanna live like my father i don't wanna give up before i die he worked so hard his bones are breaking he wore them down but long ago he lost the feeling his good intentions leave me shaking, show me how i don't ever want to end up like he did and... [Chorus] when i have kids i won't put any chains on their wrists, i won't i'll tell them this there's nothing in this world that you can't be if you want it enough [Chorus x2]

"silouetted Night"
"Silouetted Night" by Kiera Rose Lathan [ Do not steal/use/take without permission!] I was sitting, Waiting. Pressed against the falling day, I was sitting, Waiting. As stars shrouded me, Veiled me in their love, I was still there, Waiting. My head on my knees, I watched them twinkle, I watched them dance, I was there, Waiting. I watched the moon rise, I watched the brilliance glow, But I sit untouched, Only by celestial friends. I look, and against the darkness, A tree, where I sat and thought. I hadn't visited in a while, so I'd go. I climbed into my tree, And sat there, smiling. Breathing in fresh air, being alive once again. I thought I died, I was only in a coma and needed to wake up. Time cannot erase what has been done, But that is behind me now, just as the day was, While I sat in my tree, Unceaselessly smiling. I danced beneath the streetlight, A waltz, hummed to a quiet tune of my voice. One-two-three, one-two-three... We spun on the street, laughing. I was no longer wai

Si L'on Demandait à Toute Personne Qui A De L'expérience Du Football De Compiler Une
Je ne suis en aucun cas essayer d'obtenir quoi que ce soit loin de lui, ni que je cherche à diminuer ses compétences. Vous devez comprendre qu'il n'était pas le seul grand running back. Je comprends aussi que si l'on demandait à toute personne qui a de l'expérience du football de compiler une liste des cinq principaux dossiers de travail, maillots football,son titre sera sur la liste. À ce moment, vous devriez vous demander pourquoi je suis néanmoins parle Jim Brown s'il n'est pas mon sujet dans cet article. Je vais vous informer pourquoi. Chaque fois qu'un dos d'exploitation et le football est souligné et aussi le titre Brown n'est tout simplement pas intégrés, l'auteur ne pouvait en même temps déchirer le rapport simplement parce qu'il / elle va être appelé toutes sortes de noms. C'est ma tentative pour empêcher toute réaction. À chaque occasion unique qui se présente à moi, je vais faire un effort pour oublier son titre pour garder son contenu fans purs et durs et loin

Silverstone
well im kinda nervous.. today im off to silverstone to watch the f1 testing, getting a pit pass n everything :O hope to get a few pics of me and my mates down the pitlane... gonna be so much fun as is where i wanna be after college, doing that sorta work :D today is gonna rock!

Silver Lining
The storm has passed and once again the peace has settled The sky, clear and calm The ground, warm and fertile There is nothing more in the way of growth and life Save for the minor things we all battle So onward I now must travel, with a refreshed brightness in my eyes And a renewed spring in my step Watching the clouds sweep off into the distance I stand there with nostalgic calm and peace I turn now to my family and friends To fill my life with happiness and hope To fill my heart with love and joy To fill my soul with peace and calm There is no more to cry over, no more to be morose about Nothing in my life that will burden me along my way There is life in my life again and hope of better days to come So join me one and all and partake of the things life has to offer For I have seen the storm and conquered it For I have seen the silver lining And keep it in me for all time to come

Silver Leash Part 1
I wrote this for someOne very special to me. I hope He enjoys it. *Smiles softly* I wait for You, rushing to kneel beside Your chair as I hear Your car in the driveway. I watch the door, dark red hair cascading down straight back, head held high, hands palms up on slightly parted thighs, wearing only a silver collar with a silver engraved padlock, silver leash laying in my hands. Deep blue eyes sparkle with emotion as Your key hits the lock, small smile starting to tease the corners of full pink lips. The face turns up expectantly as You walk in the door, looking to my place, smiling softly at seeing me as I’ve been instructed to be. You step out of Your shoes, then Your shirt slides off Your shoulders, pants following in a trail from the door to stand in front of me. You reach Your hand out, I lay the leash across Your palm, head falling back to expose the collar. You attach the leash to the collar, lean down to gently kiss my forehead, my deep blue eyes closing slowly. As Y

The Silvery Moon
Spirits of the Winds call to my soul as I prepare to worship the Lord and Lady . I cast my circle and it begins. I summon the Winds Of The East To give me creativity in my work I summon the Winds Of The South To give me passion in all that I do . I summon the Winds Of The West To give me compassion towards others I summon the Winds Of The North To give me strength and stability. The mother and father are invoked. I tell them my feelings and thank them for my happiness and joy . A gentle breeze caresses my cheek as I gaze up at the most stunning full moon that I've ever seen . I know that they have heard my words. After thanking them for attending my ritual I release the deities the four winds & draw up my circle. It is done. I feel a calm that I've never felt before. As I walk to my bedroom I light a white candle ... as I sit down by the window and watch the silvery moon.

Silver Leash Part 2
You slap my ass gently with a soft, deep chuckle, pointing me to our bedroom. You hold the leash in Your hand as I crawl across the floor a little ahead of You, soft hips swaying with each movement. “Stand up… I want My hands wrapped around that support on the end of the bed, My feet spread widely apart.” I glance at You as I move to do what I’ve been instructed, smiling in response to Your smile as a shiver slides through me. I can feel my center start to get wetter, knowing You’ve been planning things to do to me all day while You were at work. I place soft hands on the support that goes between both end posts to the huge handmade bed, silky wood a bit cool against my heated palms. I watch You reach up and tie each wrist to the support as You brush gentle kisses along heated skin, Your body pressed against my back, Your need pushing a bit against my ass. You kneel down, attaching my ankles to the little poles that slide out from under the bed, keeping my feet spread widely apart, c

Silverfish
Run Run little fishbug on my floor into my hammond organ strewn about the front room. eat unopened pastas and left out fruit/vegetables in an unwritten agreement that you will overrun us simple humans and one day outlive our holocaust. Eat Eat, overgrown Silverfish like a tarantula without webbing crawl on my sleeping limbs and impregnate my skin with your fecal matter. Say You'll stay with me forever in one form or another as a cancerous tumor in my hand from fecality and festering over decades of pointless lifetime. its too dark in here to see the big picture. Though it doesnt matter anyways. I'm staring at it up close.

Silverchair-freak
No more maybes Your baby's got rabies Sitting on a ball In the middle of the Andes Yeah, i'm a freak of nature Yeah, i'm a freak If only I could be as cool as you As cool as you Body and soul I'm a freak I'm a freak Body and soul I'm a freak Try to be different Well get a different disease Seems it's in fashion To need the coldsore cream Yeah, i'm a freak of nature Yeah, i'm a freak I don't really know How to put on a "cool" show As boring as they come Just tell me where to go If only I could be as cool as you as cool as you as cool as you as cool as you body and soul im a freak, im a freak body and soul im a freak, im a freak Freak --------------- Silverchair - FreakMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com

Silver Star Approved Posthumously
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: SUPPORT TROOPS,(SSG SORENSON,(DIESEL)JUSTIN) Date: Dec 15 2006 5:20 AM Silver Star Approved Posthumously Army News Service | Staff Sgt. W. Wayne Marlow | December 14, 2006 FORWARD OPERATING BASE LOYALTY, Iraq (Army News Service, Dec. 13, 2006) - Pfc. Ross A. McGinnis packed only 136 pounds into his 6-foot frame, but few have matched his inner strength. McGinnis sacrificed himself in an act of supreme bravery Dec. 4, belying his status as the youngest Soldier in Company C, 1st Battalion, 26th Infantry Regiment. The 19-year-old mechanic from Knox, Pa., likely saved the lives of four Soldiers riding with him on a mission in the Adhamiyah section of Baghdad. McGinnis was manning the gunner's hatch when an insurgent tossed a grenade from above. It flew past McGinnis and down the hatch before lodging near the radio. His platoon sergeant, Sgt. 1st Class Cedric Thomas, recalled what happened next: "Pfc. McGinnis yell

Silverchair-the Greatest View
You're the analyst The fungus in my milk When you want no one And you've got someone Through the wind you crawl And laugh at burning dunes When no one else will ever see Now that you know why you feel like you do Their turning their head Whilst they wait for no one And finally i know Why you feel like letting go Im watching you watch over me and i've got the greatest view from here im watching you watch over me and i've got the greatest view from here copyright 2001 Daniel Johns mistakes dont mean a thing if you dont regret them so pack your tactic toes for the winter chain a waterfall to burned and withered skin no one else will ever see Im watching you watch over me and i've got the greatest view from here im watching you watch over me and i've got the greatest view from here Now that you know why you feel like you do They're turning their head whilst they wait For no one And finally I know why I feel like you're letting go I'm watching

Silverchair-without You
Miles Away There's hopeless smiles brighter than mine And I need for you to come and go Without the truth falling out. Old incisions refusing to stay Like sun through the trees on a cloudy day You brighten my life like a polystyrene hat But it melts in the sun like a life without love And I've waited for you so I'll keep holding on Without You(2X) Telephone Socially scared and impaired If the trees will bloom the wind can blow Without the fruit falling out Old incisions refusing to stay Like sun through the trees on a cloudy day You brighten my life like a polystyrene hat But it melts in the sun like a life without love And I've waited for you so I'll keep holding on Without You(2X) Feels like the wind blows Holding you with us She takes no other False light and ashes Blooming like winter You brighten my life like a polystyrene hat But it melts in the sun like a life without love And I've waited for you so I'll keep holding on Without You(3x)

Silver
So shiny silver i hold it in my hands and wonder in a split second it could do so much damage it lay cold in my palm wanting the taste of blood wrist stomach neck head so many choices i need help should i or not if so where cold in my palm i choose wrist slice it across how deep how far in watching red ooze out of the slash i wonder if i did it or not waiting, a pool of blood i pass out and never come back again

The Silver Cord
Have you ever met someone that when they looked into your eyes you felt that they where piercing you right to the very center of your soul? Seeing all your deepest darkest fantasies. You know ... that part of you that you have never shared with anyone. Yet this person seems to know them all without your having to say a word. And you feel like you are completely exposed. That thought is very erotic. Now I don't know what kinds of things you think about ... as you recall all those wonderful feelings ... while you read this, But I wonder if it went something like this.... Was it as if there was a cord of light connecting you to them? And as you went inside and began to ... melt with the warmth of that connection, you felt as though you where looking at your future ... like your future was right in front of you. The more you began to.... listen carefully and ... really look and ...hang on every word. It was as if the rest of your environment just started to disappear with the passio

Silver Tounge
{Silver Tounge} The Streetlights were dwarfed by the red-and-blue globes atop the city's new police cruisers, and as always, police presnce drew a crowd. As the globe lights graced the old brick building with color normally unknown to the area, civilans gathered around, pressing up againt yellow caution tape as if a force-barrier had been erected which impeded further progress. No such barrier existed, however, the city couldn't afford one. the citizens of Brockton's poorest sector were simply afraid of the police that patrolled the area, for good reason. Enough were too crooked to be capable of drawing a straight line, that citizens seldom fled to police for help, leading to a porportinate rise in crime rate. This portion of the city was a lost cause, one of many that were birthed in Fallout Year Zero. Such slums became known as "Red Sectors." It usually took an unbelivably large event to drive conspicous, armed police presence into a Red Sector, and currently, there was n

Silver
You scored as Silver. You are a Silver Were. Silver Weres are the spice in the Garou, the strange and unexpected, often rare creatures. The irony of being Silver, even if the metal doesn't harm Weres like it was beleived, brings joy to the Silver Ones to no end. They are fascinated by the paranormal happenings around them, including themselves! Silver 95% Brown 90% White 86% Gold 81% Black 69% Red 69% Grey 62% What Color Werewolf Are You?? created with QuizFarm.com

Silversun Pickups
Lazy Eye (how to relate and love through slight malfunction) i've been waiting i've been waiting for this moment all my life but it's not quite right and this 'real' it's impossible if possible at who's blind word so clear but so unheard i've been waiting i've been waiting for this silence all night long it's just a matter of time to appear sad with the same 'ol decent lazy eye fixed to rest on you aim free and so untrue everyone's so intimately rearranged everyone can focus clearly with such shine everyone's so intimately rearranged everyone can focus clearly with that shine lost and loaded still the same 'ol decent lazy eye straight through your gaze that's why i said i relate i said we relate it's so fun to relate it's the room the sun and the sky it's the room the sun and the sky i've been waiting i've been waiting for this moment...

Silver Springs
Fleetwood Mac Videos | Ringtones | Denver MLS You could be my silver spring, Blue green colors flashing. I would be your only dream, You're shining autumn Ocean crashing And did you say she was pretty? And did you say that she loves you? Baby I don't want to know. I'll begin not to love you, Turn around, See me running. I said I loved you years ago, I tell myself, You never loved me, no. And did you say she was pretty? And did you say that she loves you? Baby I don't want to know. Oh, no. And can you tell me was it worth it? Really I don't want to know. Time casts a spell on you, But you won't forget me. I know I could have loved you, But you would not let me. Time casts a spell on you, But you won't forget me. I know I could have loved you, But you would have not let me. I'll follow you down, 'Til the sound of my voice, Will haunt you. You'll never get away, From the sound, Of the woman that loves you. I'll follow

Silver N Gold
Forever Friends you'r my friend and that is true, but the gift was given from me to you. we went thru moments that were good and bad, even moments that were happy and sad. you suported me when i was in tears, we stuck together when we were in fear, its really sad that it had to be this way, but it has reached its very last day. miles away cant keep us apart, 'cause you'll always be in my heart. Make new friends But keep the old One is sliver and the other gold !

The Silver Lining...
They say there is a silver lining to every dark cloud...ok...I hopefully will see it soon... Just wanted to let ya'll know that I will probably not be on for awhile after Wednesday...this saddens me so much, I literally depend on ya'll to get me thru these times and now I can't even do that...the reasons why sadden me even more... This past week really sucked, my ex and I had been at it since the sunday before, on Thursday he left and moved back to Florida...YAY...atleast I thought anyways...wasn't aware untill Saturday that the bank account was also emptied...this really sux, my electric bill is due Wednesday, so I won't be on after that... Don't want sympothy or anything like that, just wanted to share with the ones who care...will see ya'll as soon as I can... If any of you see that silver lining to this cloud that is over me, please let me know, it's been awhile since I've seen one... I hope ya'll have a great week, weekend, maybe even month... huggs, kisses and

Silverchair-anthem For The Year 2000 (live)
We are the youth Well take your fascism away We are the youth Apologise for another day We are the youth And politicians are so sure We are the youth And we are knocking on deaths door Never knew we were living in a world With a mind that could be so sure Never knew we were living in a world With a mind that could be so small Never knew we were living in a world And the world is an open court Maybe we dont want to live in a world Where innocence is so short Well make it up to you In the year 2000 with... Never knew we were living in a world With a mind that could be so sure Never knew we were living in a world With a mind that could be so small Never knew we were living in a world And the world is an open court Maybe we dont want to live in a world Where innocence is so short Well make it up to you In the year 2000 Build it up for you In the year 2000 Make it up to you In the year 2000 Build it up for you In the year 2000 with you Never knew we

Silverstein - My Heroine
The drugs begin to peak A smile of joy arrives in me But sedation changes to panic and nausea And breath starts to shorten And heartbeats pound softer You won't try to save me! You just want to hurt me and leave me desperate! You taught my heart, a sense I never knew I had. I can forget, the times that I was Lost and depressed from the awful truth How do you do it? You're my heroine! You won't leave me alone! Chisel my heart out of stone, I give in everytime. You taught my heart, a sense I never knew I had I can forget, the times that I was Lost and depressed from the awful truth How do you do it? You're my heroine! I bet you laugh, at the thought of me thinking for myself. (myself) I bet you believe, that I'm better off with you than someone else. Your face arrives again, all hope I had becomes surreal. But under your covers more torture than pleasure And just past your lips there's more anger than laughter Not now or forever will I ever change you I

Silverstein - Smile In Your Sleep
When I'm lying in your bed Play the motions through my head You know that I'm thinking, I'm thinking... And I have reasons to believe that I'm not the only one you spend this time with, but I'll stay... [Chorus:] You say, you're weak, You won't let me down, You won't let me down. You lie through your teeth, You smile in your sleep, You smile in your sleep. When we met You said we were the same, You know that we're different, we're different, And all the times you promised me that Everything would work out in the end, you were gravely mistaken [Chorus] You lie, you lie, you lie, you lie You lie through your teeth You won't let me down, You lie, I deserve better than this I dream of steel. Maroon and warm, Your end (your end), your end (your end) You gasp for air. I'll see this through, I'll see through you, Your pale (your pale), your pale (your pale), Your pale blue eyes. When you're lying in your bed, Your eulogy's been read You know

Silver Wolf
Ann Sydow / Athol, Idaho Silver Wolf I saw you there, alone, heading straight west, Thirsty and exhausted, you needed a rest. Where were you going on that summer day? Whatever the case, I was glad to have you stay. A chance to help a wolf was an honor to me. But sometimes behind my fence, I wondered if you'd rather be free. With a beautiful silver coat, and a face of pure white, How on earth did you always hide in plain sight? Obedient (for a wolf)... you tried so hard to please. Eventually I could brush you all over with ease. The spirit of your wild ancestors could be seen in your eyes. I think you felt it like I do, every time another wolf dies. I'm so glad i found you, though our time wasn't long. Thanks for letting me hear your beautiful wolf song. I got to touch true wildness, connecting with nature, Every time I sat with you, stroking your fur. I hope I made you happy Silver; I tried to keep you well. The times I saw you

Silver Moon Sparkling
last night was so great! I had rehearsal which was simple and yet so hard at the same time. We got the chance for once to really go over the music and listen to each other. We are undergoing the usual trials of team during the summer. people go on vacation, there are a number of weeks where a lot of the time we don't even get to rehearse due to weddings and such. The music was simple, but it has been a long time since I really truly had to use my training. I got home and hubby had planned to take me to see the stars for a late anniversary gift (we still haven't done anything to celebrate it, seems to be our tradition to do nothing, lol) but it seemed to be a smoggy night by the time the stars came out. so in the end, that didn't go as planned either. ...sigh. no tears though. we will try another time. Had a great dream that was rudely ended by the lawn care service at 7:30 this morning. my horoscopes for the day gave some frustrating news, then I remembered, I don't believe in them

Silverstone
Go Ferrari! Go BMW! It was great to be part of the huge crowd that saw Hamilton get pole position, and would have been special to see his first home win, but Ferrari did a great job, and it was a good result. And smashing to see my boy Kubica have such a great race too!

Silver In You Hair , Wrinkles Inyour Skin. Where Oh Mommy Have Youu Been >..
Silver in your hair , wrinkles on your skin, your starting to show the age your in. yet you feel like a youth all a glow, you know deep down you grow old. As you sit home alone, you relise time passes you by. wish upon wish you think of all the things you,d missesd you seem to shed some tears as you relise it all came to this. time hold no gurantee and life passes by you see oh there some fond memories. soon to be a lost in time ; cause you know now that they were all done. long ago in a world that grew cold. A world that changed us all. made us become so lost. yet we yearn on so to be back young from years before.At what a cost we cant pay so we be lost. silver be in your hair now , wwrinkles on your skin but you cant sift thru all the bad you been thru. its woven into now and can,t be covered up any how.your told your a beauty to behold but you belive not as time goes on. friece winds do blow as darkness falls. you dont date , you dont go

Silver Surfer Halloween Costume
Silver Surfer Halloween Costume Shop for super hero costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! If you want to be the best Silver Surfer in town, you might need to spend a bit of money on silver body paint. But don't worry, that's not my only tip: I don't want you arrested for indecent exposure. Why not find an old pair of jogging clothes or shorts, then spray paint them with some silver paint. Whatever paint you use, be sure it is non-toxic and safe for your skin. Next all you need to do is find a nice surf board! Having the best Silver Surfer Halloween Costume is sure to win you some points.

Silver And Bronze A
Silver and Bronze (1/1) - lesbian celebrity Disclaimer: Batman and it's related characters are owned and copywritten by DC Comics and Time-Warner. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. Batman was created by Bob Kane and Bill Finger. R'as Al-Ghul, Talia, and Ubu were created by Denny O'Neil and Neal Adams. Silver St. Cloud was created by Steve Englehart and Walt Simonson. Summary: Silver St. Cloud is taken as a pawn in the continuing game between the Batman and R'as al-Ghul, then discarded, leaving Talia to pick up the pieces. Note: Spoilers for Detective Comics #476 mainly. The majority of these events take place immediately following the Jokerfish story arc, specifically the "Sign Of The Joker" story. _______________________________________________________ Silver and Bronze 1) Stolen Away >From

Silver And Bronze B
Silver and Bronze John O'Connor Disclaimer: Batman and it's related characters are owned and copywritten by DC Comics and Time-Warner. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. Batman was created by Bob Kane and Bill Finger. R'as Al-Ghul, Talia, and Ubu were created by Denny O'Neil and Neal Adams. Silver St. Cloud was created by Steve Englehart and Walt Simonson. Summary: Silver St. Cloud is taken as a pawn in the continuing game between the Batman and R'as al-Ghul, then discarded, leaving Talia to pick up the pieces. Note: Spoilers for Detective Comics #476 mainly. The majority of these events take place immediately following the Jokerfish story arc, specifically the "Sign Of The Joker" story. _______________________________________________________ Silver and Bronze "And now, if you'll excuse me. I

Silver And Bronze C
Silver and Bronze John O'Connor Disclaimer: Batman and it's related characters are owned and copywritten by DC Comics and Time-Warner. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. Batman was created by Bob Kane and Bill Finger. R'as Al-Ghul, Talia, and Ubu were created by Denny O'Neil and Neal Adams. Silver St. Cloud was created by Steve Englehart and Walt Simonson. Summary: Silver St. Cloud is taken as a pawn in the continuing game between the Batman and R'as al-Ghul, then discarded, leaving Talia to pick up the pieces. Note: Spoilers for Detective Comics #476 mainly. The majority of these events take place immediately following the Jokerfish story arc, specifically the "Sign Of The Joker" story. _______________________________________________________ Silver and Bronze Talia was nearly perfect from her

Silver And Bronze D
Silver and Bronze John O'Connor Disclaimer: Batman and it's related characters are owned and copywritten by DC Comics and Time-Warner. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. Batman was created by Bob Kane and Bill Finger. R'as Al-Ghul, Talia, and Ubu were created by Denny O'Neil and Neal Adams. Silver St. Cloud was created by Steve Englehart and Walt Simonson. Summary: Silver St. Cloud is taken as a pawn in the continuing game between the Batman and R'as al-Ghul, then discarded, leaving Talia to pick up the pieces. Note: Spoilers for Detective Comics #476 mainly. The majority of these events take place immediately following the Jokerfish story arc, specifically the "Sign Of The Joker" story. _______________________________________________________ Silver and Bronze Talia smiled, kissed the quiverin

Silver Girl
Silver Girl Friday night, waiting for the bus to come in, I watch the lady I love sit down on the bench, out of breath. She smiles at me and I stare at her. How can she just decide to up and leave like this? She would be leaving me, our apartment, even our cat behind. Just from a phone call? My mind wanders back to yesterday. Thursday morning eleven o’clock, I woke up to find Melissa out of bed, on the phone in the kitchen. I brushed my teeth, fixed my hair, and put on my eyeliner perfect. I stumbled in the kitchen and reached for the coffee. She had this cheery voice talking on the phone with some woman. She was speaking loud enough I could catch what was going on. Something about being found and becoming a star. When she hung up she was glowing. She told me that in Hollywood there was an opening on some soap, and the director wanted her to come and audition. I smiled and hugged her. I was happy for her. This is what she wanted. What kind of person would I be if I weren’t behind

Silver Surfer Halloween Costume
Silver Surfer Halloween Costume Halloween costumes are outfits worn on or around October 31, the day of Halloween. Halloween is a modern-day holiday originating in the Pagan Celtic holiday of Samhain (in Christian times, the eve of All Saints Day). Although popular histories of Halloween claim that the practice goes back to ancient celebrations of Samhain, in fact there is little primary documentation of masking or costuming on Halloween before the twentieth century. Costuming became popular for Halloween parties in America in the early 1900s, as often for adults as for children. The first mass-produced Halloween costumes appeared in stores in the 1930s when trick-or-treating was becoming popular in the United States. fantastic four, silver surfer, silver surfer halloween costume, halloween costume, fantastic four halloween costume, halloween

Silverstein - My Heroine
hehe for the people that went to the show this weekend :D The drugs begin to peak A smile of joy arrives in me But sedation changes to panic and nausea And breath starts to shorten And heartbeats pound softer You won't try to save me You just want to hurt me And leave me desperate You taught my heart A sense I never knew I had I can't forget The times that I was lost and depressed from the awful truth How do you do it? You're my heroine You won't leave me alone Chisel my heart out of stone I give in everytime You taught my heart A sense I never knew I had I can't forget The times that I was lost and depressed from the awful truth How do you do it? You're my heroine I bet you laugh At the thought of me thinking for myself I bet you believe That I'm better off with you then someone else Your face arrives again A hope I had becomes surreal But under your covers More torture then pleasure And just past your lips There's more anger then laughte

Silver Colored Memories
Welcome, my friend, join us at the bonfire on this silver colored night. Nobody yet feels tired. Welcome, my friend, join me at the beach, by the silver colored water. The sunset you can almost reach. Welcome my friend, For the last time at the bonfire, under silver colored sky. I'm starting to get bit tired. Goodbye, my friend, it's the last time we see on this grey colored morning. Will you remember me? In your silver colored memories please, remember me... New Graphics Dark Images Top Comments

The Silver Screw
Once upon a time, a young lad was born without a belly button. In its place was a silver screw. All the doctors told his mother that there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with it. All the years of growing up was real tough on him, as all who saw the screw made fun of him. He avoided ever leaving his house and thus, never made any friends. One day, a mysterious stranger saw his belly and told him of a swami inTibet that could get rid of the screw for him. He was thrilled. The next day he took all of his life's savings and bought a ticket to Nepal. After several days of climbing up steep cliffs, he came upon a giant monastery. The swami knew exactly why he had come. He was told to sleep in the highest tower of the monastery and the following day when he awoke, the screw would have been removed. The man immediately went to the room and fell asleep. During the night while he slept, a purple fog floated in an open window, bearing in its mist,

The Silver Dollar
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The Silver Moon
Over there is where she sat Upon the sand that cold dark night With a half shattered heart and silky eyes Under the dark silver moon. I watched beauty for an age She stared longingly at the moon Her whispers echoed through the silence Under the dark silver moon. The moon's saddened face appeared Watching her feet in the water As her arms loathed to let her go Under the dark silver moon. Suddenly her mouth opened And her soul filled the night As she sang with a sorrow filled melody Under the dark silver moon. She sang of a beast who'd grasped onto her heart Then locked it as he snapped it in two Leaving young beauty with random emotions Under the dark silver moon. Tears poured, and words flowed on forever My own heart was melting just to see hers go cold Yet I sat and I watched, not helping the singer Under the dark silver moon. She felt confused but at home, with blackened emotions I felt her need, her want, to turn invisible, as she looked up at th

Silva Mind Control Method
Quiet your mind. Clear your thoughts. In your mind say: "I'm going to count down from 3 to 1, visualizing each number on a white orb suspended in the air above my head. When I reach the third and final "1" my body will be deeply relaxed. I will have no awareness of physical sensations. I will not perceive any physical discomfort. My consciousness will be focused on my astral body. Now visualize a white orb suspended in the air above your head. Mentally focus on the orb I visualize a number "3" on the face of the orb. The numbers can be any color. They may vary with each experience. Visualize the 3 --three times: three number "3's" on the orb. Your body is completely relaxed. You are losing awareness of your physical body. Then repeat the visualization with three number "2's." You are into greater relaxation. Now visualize the "1's." You are losing awareness of physical sensations. Your consciousness will be in your astral body. Repeat this using the number "1's" three ti

Silver Fears
Shadowed fan blades spin in moonlight Silent and eerie in the dead of night The wind whispers of long lost dreams And ghosts wait to be discovered just out of sight Close your eyes and pretend to sleep Pretend to ignore them as shadows creep Wait for the dawn and the relief it brings From silence cold and darkness deep The moonlight falls heavy and silver on your face Following its nightly path as your eyes keep pace There’s so much beyond this deathly night Think of it and make your still heart race The morning comes with its golden tears Sweeping away all of the nights silver fears Feel the warmth of light on your trembling skin As the moonlights song fades from your ears

The Silver Tears I Cry
The torments of my past, crawl deep inside my soul no one can see the pain I feel, for the lie upon my face time in time, the build up cuts.......there needs to be release So, Blood red drops fill my cup with every silver tear I cry I finally feel at peace

The Silversmith Story
One of the women offered to find out the process of refining silver and get back to the group at their next Bible Study. That week, the woman called a silversmith and made an appointment to watch him at work. She didn't mention anything about the reason for her interest beyond her curiosity about the process of refining silver. As she watched the silversmith, he held a piece of silver over the fire and let it heat up. He explained that in refining silver, one needed to hold the silver in the middle of the fire where the flames were hottest as to burn away all the impurities. The woman thought about God holding us in such a hot spot; then she thought again about the verse that says: "He sits as a refiner and purifier of silver." She asked the silversmith if it was true that he had to sit there in front of the fire the whole time the silver was being refined. The man answered that yes, he not only had to sit there holding the silver, but he had to keep his eyes on

Silver
I sit here alone in this desolate wasteland. All around me is gray. The air is thick like a summer evening storm. The sky begins to open. My dress sticks to my body like glue. I wish I could be seen as I truly am: a creature of darkness and night. A horse gallops closer and closer to me (am I finally reentering reality?). Her mane, black as blood, bellows in the wind. I am being run down, possibly to death, and I don't even care. (I am only the last of my kind). All I know is a soft, piercing silver light embracing me, welcoming me. I am home.

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Silverpixi's Beautiful People Auction Is Now Open..
The auction is open come and join the fun and bid on one or more of the beautiful people here and have some fun!!! SilverPixi’s Beautiful People! Auction begins Monday, June 9th Debi Cakes Miss Crys Sniper Love You Stephanie

Silver Foxes.....
okay, i guess this is just me, but hey ladies over 30....um....i'm not interested in seeing photos of you naked or anything like that. sorry if i sound like a douche, but i'm not one of those guys that wants to meet older women...in ANY way. hey cool if you think i'm hot or what not, but i will probably NOT accept your friend request as most of you have left pictures for me that i find HIGHLY disturbing. just thought i'd clarify. if you're not 18 to 30, i probably won't talk to you. if you're already on my friends list, whatever. i'll still rarely talk to you so if you get pissy i don't really give damn.

~*~silver Is In Hospital~*~
Many of you know that Silver aka Jenny is My Little Sister...what some of you don't know is why she hasn't been online in the past 2 days. She was bitten by a stray cat on her hand & slammed same hand in the door. Infection set in and the antibiotics & anti-inflammatory meds were not working. She went to the doctor yesterday and was immediately admitted into the hospital where she has been on I.V. Antibiotics as well as pain medication & an anti-seizure medication (just to be on the safe side). I have spoken to her twice today & although she is still in pain and the infection is still there, she was very optimistic and wanted me to let everyone know she is ok and if all goes well, she should be home in the next 2-3 days. The only thing she is dreading right now is the possibility of a bone marrow test (to see if the infection has spread that far) and of course the Rabies Vaccinations she has to have since they never were able to trap the cat that bit her. I will update info as I

Silvipixi Needs Just One Sec Of Your Time
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Silverpixi's First Happy Hour 8-5-08
HAPPY HOUR August 5th at 6:00 p.m Fu Time Rosina Lollipop Gurlz~The Blue Cat Club~Redneck Family & Friendship Circle~Club United~ aka '~Silverpixi ~Owned by DebiCakes and Ring of Fire~Owner of Miss Crys' ** first Happy Hour lets show her some love Click on this pic to go to her profile SilverPixi Pimp out Brought to you by her friends in The Friendship Circle

Silverpixi's Auction...show Her Some Luv!!!
Hello everyone... Since my first auction was a great success, I've decided to hold another one. It will start on August 10 and run until August 24th. There will not be an entry fee however, I will be charging a late entry fee of 5,000 fubucks...so enter on time. Please private message me with a link to your photo and your auction offerings. Silverpixi

Silver's Rock Report! La Guns Rocks Portland!
Hey there!Me and my hunny went down to the Hawthorne Theater to see LA Guns last night.The place was packed! Saw a few old friends. Wild Child Tuller of Wild Child Magazine was there! (I am one of the original Wild Child girls, fyi, lol) And I do believe I saw a VERY sexy Smoochgirl! We had a great time.LA Guns can still pack them in and rock like there's no tomorrow! I just wish they could settle on a singer! This is the 3rd or 4th. The 2nd within the last 2 years. Nonetheless, the new guy rocked it. He had great stage presence and had the whole crowd singing along. I was not impressed with the covers they did. Pink Floyd's, "Wish You Were Here," and the Rolling Stones, "You can't always get what you want", was not indicative of LA Guns style. The crowd looked a littl

Silverpixi
Hey everyone Silverpixi rocks my Fu!!! Let her rock yours too!! Shes a great friend to have as well as an awesome owner please go show her some mad love!!! :):) Silverpixi ~Owner of/by DebiCakes,Ringof Fire, Owned by Mizzzz Brat, §ŵ†Çĥ®®¥ &Miss Crys@ fubar

Silverstein Spills The Beans About Wtc Building 7
Clip from the Alex Jones and infowars.com movie "Martial Law 9/11: Rise of the Police State". The answer to 9/11 is in building seven. Watch the owner of the WTC say on PBS that they "pulled" the building... and watch a clip from the same PBS special that shows them say "pull it" again to describe control demolition.

Silver Diamonds Ty Bulletin
OMG!!! I can't begin to thank everyone that helped me level to Godfather, but I'm going to give it my best college try!! If I missed anyone, let me know!!! You WILL be added! (my bartab was moving at lightning speed!) In no particular order: MsCharlotte2U!~No Rate No Add~@ fubar Majik *QUEEN of CWP* ~Taken by Para~@ fubar Tino@ fubar GODFATHER ®ØßÊ®t ~SHADOW LEVELER & {F.A.B.}~ CLUB UNITED~@ fubar ~*Ç£ÃÿMØ®Ê*~DEMON CREW*SHADOW LEVELERS*W.I.S.E.U.K.F*@ fubar ~misty~ shadow bomber@ fubar SWEET~THING~SPANKER FAMILY FU`OWNED BY~CinDragon~CoFounder of Thunder&Lightning Levelers~CoPilot of@ fubar ~Cari~** Fu~Angel@ fubar

Silver Dollar Club In Eugene Or
Has anyone here been in the Silver Dollar Club in Eugene, Oregon? I may be going down to a seminar at Sacred Heart Hospital on the U of O campus soon and may just venture out by myself to the local clubs. I heard the Silver Dollar Club was the best in town and wanted to get another objective point of view. Who has been and would like to tell me all about the place ??? Classy? Dump? Hot dancers? Good drinks? Reputable? Thanks, 36d hugs, Ms. Cleavage

Silverpixi Is In A Giveaway For An Auto 11...please Help
Bid On Silverpixi Come bid on Silverpixi,she's worth owning :) Pimp out Brought to you by her friend Mï¢kï-ßlµê-È¥ê§ ~{Ðïr†¥ §ðµ†h Çrêw}Çð-£ðµñÐêr ð£ †hê £rïêñÐ§hïþ Çïr¢lê'@ fubar

Silverpixi's..... A Stroll Thru The Autumn Breeze - Auctions
A Stroll in the Autumn Breeze..... SilverPixi presents A Stroll Thru the Autumn Breeze Auctions....Come see what is being offered and Bid on your favorite Fu -- Bidding starts at 50,000 fu bucks. ~*~Since this auction will only run for one week..no late entries will be accepted. *Auction will run from November 21 until November 28.* SilverPixi Mz Belle

Silverpixi's Auction ( Im In There..lol)
A Stroll in the Autumn Breeze..... SilverPixi presents A Stroll Thru the Autumn Breeze Auctions....Come see what is being offered and Bid on your favorite Fu -- Bidding starts at 50,000 fu bucks. ~*~Since this auction will only run for one week..no late entries will be accepted. *Auction will run from November 21 until November 28.* SilverPixi Mz Belle

A Silver Lining In The Sky
ALL MY DEAR AND NEAR, Yeah... Even I would have never thought that this man is going to bless my life with full of eternal bliss... It came true...My friends here know that I would be often on my wheels..for the sake of my my business.. when I under took a world wide tour recently.. and happened to visit some of the ASIAN COUNTRIES... Yeah of course before this recent havoc...I had a chance to meet this this spiritual and highly resourceful man who invoked my inner subtle knowledge to have an thorough insight within myself... He is my mentor,God father and spiritual master.. yeah...really he is having an array...he glitters with glory and no doubt he is gold.. I could share my divine experience if u r so interested.. For your information just I give below the web site address...seeing is believing...just visit the divine site and its links..and then share his divine knowledge to have his bountiful grace that will lead your life path to ecstasy. Thanks for your esteemed vis

Silveroak™
This is SilverOak™ he lets me call him Jeremy :P He is one of those truly under appreciated souls..and so misunderstood by some. He has a heart of pure gold and never fails to check in and make sure I am doing ok. Rarely does he find me in good spirits and probably thinks I am one of the most insane chicks out there. Hahaha well..I doubt he thinks that!! But he is one of my most awesome pals..and he definitely is a great guy!! SilverOak ™@ fubar ♥

Silver, Blue & Gold
In the beginning, I believed every word that you said Now that you're gone, My world is in shreads Oh you loved me, and left me, You took all the things that I needed so bad I'm standin' here wonderin' Where is the love that I had Oh, Give me silver, blue and gold The color of the sky I'm told My rai, ai, ainbow Is overdue In the beginning, There was something of love that was mine Now that it's gone, Whoa I'm cryin' Oh the time that it takes, For your love to grow cold is a wonder to me I'm walkin' around, With my head hangin' down Tell me where is she ooh.... Give me silver, blue & gold The color of the sky I'm told My rai, ai, ainbow Is overdue... Don't forsake me cuz I love you Don't forsake me cuz I love you Give me silver, blue & gold The color of the sky I'm told My rai, ai, ainbow Is overdue....... Give me silver, blue & gold The color of the sky I'm t

Silversun Pickups Lyrics To "well Thought Out Twinkles"
Now what was that scar situated from afar And what was that light integrated in your mind Now what have you done it's too early for everyone Just wait for that sign spilling over and passed in time Come join in the last hurrah with open sores and open jaw Find one last flaw and keep it safe and free from harm Now what have you done it's too early for everyone So smile go inside come to see there is no sign Now here we are revisiting A time a place a whole industry well we Promised we'll be leaving soon We share apocalyptic views, How comforting that we see them Who are we? Promised we'll be leaving shortly.. Come join in the last hurrah, with open sores and open jaw What was that light integrated in your mind Now what have you done it's too early for everyone Just wait for that sign spilling over and over and over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over over and over and over and over and over and over and..

Silversun Pickups Lyrics To "checkered Floor"
Winded through monotone One foot on checkered floor Head hung but still watching One dim lit figurine Concealed Pass it on Appeal Play along Please don’t stop singing Cohorts are empty jars Concealed Pass it on Appeal Play along Meanwhile another scene Tracking mud while blood letting We’ve been so proud Watch how our star behaves We’ll all roll in our graves Sink with every word While all their backs were turned Meanwhile our little gem Is sleeping with sycophants But now and then we’re joining in Tracking mud while blood letting We’ve been so proud We've been so proud We've been so proud We've been so proud -Silversun Pickups: Checkered Floor This song is fucking sweet, lyrically and physically, its a beautiful song! My favorite verse in this track would have to be: Watch how our star behaves We’ll all roll in our graves Sink with every word While all their backs were turned This is mostly true in so many cases!!

Silversun Pickups Lyrics To "rusted Wheel"
So you can’t hold a star in your hand though at least you can hold on to another plan Rusted wheel, Planted still I can tell it's summer from the size of the bugs that fly through my window, Flying through my window Rusted wheel, Planted still Rusted wheel can't move on I can tell it's winter from the size of the lump in my throat, Got a lump in my throat Rusted wheel, planted still Rusted wheel can't move on And it feels just like the ground Trapped in another way Just still in the ground And feels just like the ground, the ground, And trapped in another way Just still in the ground, the ground, the ground So you can't hold a star in your hand though at least you can move on to that better plan right down Rusted wheel, Planted still Rusted wheel can't move on... Rusted wheel, Planted still Rusted wheel, Planted still Rusted wheel, Planted still Rusted wheel can't move on... -Silversun Pickups: Rusted Wheel This song reminds me of Jer

Silversun Pickups Lyrics To "three Seed"
Remove the bullet from my head Extracting over confidence Hidden so easy to pretend Too bad the rush was found again I can see the pictures on the floor Sketches of what was there before Three came from one little seed The last one is all i need I can see the bottle on the ground We turned the corner safe and sound No thought of him as it was done A clean execution.. A clean execution.. Cool like the ocean Burned like a summer home Tooled by the notion That the sums don't add up at all There’s the line that is leading clearly feeding all the things I don’t believe in but i’ll step in once again cut in line to get closer to the source of all the things I’ll never belong to step it up and sign right in, again.. Cool like the ocean Burned like a summer home Fooled by the notion That the sums don't add up at all Cool like the ocean Burned like a summer home Fooled by the notion That the sums don't add up at all That the sums never add up at all Tha

Silvergun Superman
find you in the dark read you like a cheap surprise without shame sell me out, and frame your name I can hear when the pig whispers sweetly jealousy is the weapon you kill me keep a dime for a truth you might tell you toed the line, and I know it was mine couldn't hide, write a wave, ride a lie let me know, can I friend ask you why? rolling back the days with my friend I love to play the "little one" superman with silver gun I can hear when the pig whispers sweetly jealousy is the weapon you kill me keep a dime for a truth you might tell wait for me, take a dive take a piece of my life (leave me numb) wait for me, tell a lie, try to take my life (leave me numb) wait for me, take a dive take a piece of my life (leave me numb) close to me, and I'll leave you numb

Silver's Tarnished
The silver’s tarnished On your wedding band. Though it seemed perfect The day it was slipped onto your hand. The silver’s tarnished On that simple band. I’m not sure how Since it’s not worn anymore. Still, when I looked for a symbol Of our love and what once was, All I could find Was a single tarnished silver band.

Silverstein-shipwreck In The Sand
I just bought and Listened to SITS silversteins new concept album which is deffeinently my favorite.with kezia being my #1.But i listened to this cd with I am the Arsonist and broken stars being my favorite songs. I am the Arsonist-Awesome guitar intro the chorus is epic Broken Stars- Awesome vocals and The breakdown at the end justs wants to make me mosh in a nursing home.

Silver
Sweat travels her curves, a silver x upon her face, A smile hidden underneath, her eyes welling with tears "Was i bad?" she remembered asking her master his brown eyes cold he lashed her the kiss of the leather on her flesh. " You didnt clean the toilet" "BUt...mast...." he lashed her a yelp ringing into the halls. She cried hopig for pity but he taped her black mascara streaking her face. He pushes her into a chair. Her screams muddled into the tape. His wrath come across her face with his open palm. A rage fills her she loved him but he wouldnt let her go. Her arms hurting his strong arms pushing her shoulders into the wood. He looks into her soul "GET UP BITCH" He said. She had never heard this from him before enraging her. She flings him into the ground the fall confusing him she binds him to this post smirk into the tape her eyes toture his soul."Wait... what... what are you doing?" She quirks a eyebrow placing her hands into her hips her hand running over the leather the sweat on

The Silver Rose
When one is the wife of a Army service member and this member has been deployed twice, the wife gets a silver double rose pin. She gets this for their Gratitude and Respect during those tough times. I am not a military wife or GF to anyone at this moment. but I used to be a Marine fiancee. Ever since I lost my loved one I supported the troops. This couple(of which husband is in Army) I recently started to get to know gave me this pin because they believed I deserve it for all i have done and will do for active service members of my own country and of the US. Thank you D and R. YOUR RAWK!!!

Silvers Rock Report
Ok kids! I have created a new blog specifically for my Rock Reports! I will be expecting lots of comments when I post one!! So stay tuned, my Rock Reports will keep you abreast on the local music scene. Make sure you tell all your friends!! lol Rock on Baby!! Silver

Silver
How quickly time moves in this wi-fi world.How long has it been? More than months, you feel like a childhood memory full of freeze tag and lazy summer days. You speak to me from a time when a simple flash of electronic light could fill me with passion and inspire words to flow from my fingertips.The rush of those moments … now like a distant dream but no less pleasurable Only serve to keep alive a sort of glowing ember - a knowing smile that we two share for what was, what could have been, and what we’ll never know.Certainly we have not been lonely. The neon OPEN sign may flicker but never really fades in this surreal establishment. But I’d be lying if I didn’t admit that somewhere I did indeed feel a bit sad for the death of us … a slow and unknowing death … one you don’t feel coming and one you only realize is happening long after the time for resuscitation has passed. But no worries…Ours was never a connection built on expectation

Silver Lights
You Are Silver Lights Your holidays are a time of glamour and elegance. You like to get dressed up and hit the town. Your holiday decorations tend to be sleek... and never tacky. And your favorite holiday gift tends to be something high tech or shiny. What Color Christmas Lights Are You? The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don't Talk About Blogthings

Silver Glimmer
embraced by the shadows she walks along the lonely street the sound of her heels pressing to the pavement echo out into the still nights air, if she had a heart im sure it would beat, the moon light drapes its self over the landscape stretching to touch every last inch, shrouding the bulidings in its glimmering sliver grasp

Silver
Silver Let your mask slip away; We’ve left the masquerade behind. There is no reason to hide your face; My scars are much like yours. Behind that lovely façade, Forged by strength, caution, and control, There dwells raw emotion and pain, Passion and ascending joy. Unguarded and open, there is a beauty in you That you fear to reveal again. Once it bloomed like a rose for all to see Until it was trampled under a brutal heel. It blooms again – the roots are strong, But you shelter it wisely and well. Waste it not on mindless fools; Perhaps a glimpse for them, if anything at all. Come, let’s drink a toast To our scars and the roses that grow From the briar patches of our lives, And let the masks slip away. --Shawn T.O. Priest

Silver Bullion Bars
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Silver Wedding Gifts
Buy attractive Silverware, photo frames gifts in silver, and variety of Silver wedding gifts from Arbras Gallery's Online store. Here you can find hallmarked silver at the very best prices suitable for all special occasions. http://www.arbrasgallery.co.uk/

Silver Lined
A girl walks in, with a painful secret inside. Wondering if the day would come, when she no longer had to hide. A Gypsy takes her hand, then sheds a single tear. Too afraid to reveal, exactly what appeared. Such a sad tale, playing out before her eyes. Concealing the truth, behind the girls demise. She opens her mouth, telling little white lies. The sun shines down on you, your hair glistens in the wind. You will make a difference, before your story comes to an end. The girl gleamed with hope, as she walked out the door. Never had the Gypsy witnessed, pain like this before. She prayed to the gods, to show mercy this day. Please just allow me, to take it all away. Do not allow this girl’s life, to be in vain. I am asking you to bestow, upon me her pain. The lightning struck with rage, as the gypsy began to dance. The thunder roared once more, giving birth to chance. The girl did make a difference, after all. Although the Gypsy, could not surviv

Silverman: Nfl Fans Should Not Overreact To Week One results
Forscher sind immer bestrebt sein, zu Ugg Bailey Button Boots reproduzieren Ihre große Wahrnehmung verbunden mit Geruch von denen ernsten Haustiere in der Regel mitgeliefert werden müssen. In diesen Tagen sind Offiziere an der Glasgow Flughafen rund um Schottland in der Regel screening eine unterschiedliche Zuverlässigkeit-Einheit mit dem Namen ein "elektronische Sniffer Hund." Ihre Digitalkamera-Sniffer-Hund zeigt eine von UGG Boots Farbenreich 3161 den jüngsten Fortschritten innerhalb Klasse Geruch-Know-how.Haustiere sind in der Regel anerkannt, um eine leistungsfähige Wahrnehmung verbunden mit Geruch zu erhalten. Seine Nase könnten ausgebildet werden, um verschiedene Düfte zu entdecken. Haustiere in vielen Fällen werden verwendet in versuchen heraus und Speichern von Vorgängen auch zum schnüffeln um solche Dinge wie Medikamente und Sprengstoff zu erhalten.

Silyl Randomness
Click here to take this survey: Things to think about. random stuffAnyone you like right now?yesSomething you want right now?sleepAnyone make you laugh lately?yesFavorite person to talk to?jen & michaelAre you mad at anyone right now?yesWhere would you take a date?no matter, i'm not picky but don't like nothing fancyAre you happy right now?not reallyWhat makes you cry?a few thingsDo you like everyone on your friend's list?nope, but like i think about it keep friends close but enemies closerWould you date anyone on that list?yesWhen was your last relationship?mid last yearWhy did you break up?wouldnt accept me for me, and i got pissedGot any secret fantasies?a fewAny advice for a future boyfriend/girlfriend?don't fuck with me, lead me on, or use meCreated with GoBeachDesign - Myspace Survey Maker. Make your own today!

2 Simaler Mumms
came across 2 mumms that dealt with childern first mumm was bout child abuse which is this mumm and poster the poster first http://www.fubar.com/user/997016 the mumm http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=461584 now the second mumm and poster the poster of mumm #2 http://www.fubar.com/user/1229733 mumm # 2 http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=461618 they both are bf/gf i and a few others feel that these 2 are makeing these mumms up for the points and the drama and this is from the person that posted the second mumm i do believe ->~Beckee420...: i still smell bullshit ~Beckee420...: no reason to get butthurt lol why do u ask? Its sad that we did have these 2 similar situations within 24 hours i marked it nsfw cause i dont want to get points from this

Simba Passed Away
I found you when you 3 weeks old...born in an old shed and abandoned by your mother. You were such a sweet cat and so friendly to everyone. I thought of all my cats you would've been the one to die of old age. I'll miss how you would try and comfort me when I was upset. You were a rare and special pet. You will be missed greatly and always loved. You're free now and in a better place. Rainbow Bridge Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor. Those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, exc

Simba
It’s a beautiful day and I’m at the zoo, just ambling along from cage to cage. The animals are so wonderfully uninhibited, grooming and sniffing each other, and mating openly. I pass a male tortoise whose leg is in a splint. The zookeeper tells me it happened when he fell off his lover. Still chuckling over this mental image, I wander pass the birds, the big cats and the monkeys. My pleasure is enhanced by knowing what awaits me at the end of this path. Here I am, finally, in gorilla territory. I always save the gorillas for last. As I come dangerously close to Simba’s cage, my mouth goes dry and my pulse accelerates. Grasping the bars slightly above his head, he rivets his small black eyes directly on me and begins rhythmically swaying from side to side. People nearby remark on the intensity of his gaze and the power of his grip. The bars now visibly move as he sways. Somebody throws a peanut at him. I shudder at the humiliation and move even closer – close enough to

Simcoe Day Weekend!
Ahhh.... so much to do with so little time! Have everything yet to pack and then the car will be packed tomorrow for the Simcoe Day long weekend here in Canada!! A camping I will go! To any Canucks that will read this - Have A Great Holiday Weekend!

Simeli Mountain
There were once two brothers, the one rich, the other poor. The rich one, however, gave nothing to the poor one, and he gained a scanty living by trading in corn, and often did so badly that he had no bread for his wife and children. Once when he was wheeling a barrow through the forest he saw, on one side of him, a great, bare, naked-looking mountain, and as he had never seen it before, he stood still and stared at it with amazement. While he was thus standing he saw twelve great, wild men coming towards him, and as he believed they were robbers he pushed his barrow into the thicket, climbed up a tree, and waited to see what would happen. The twelve men, however, went to the mountain and cried, semsi mountain, semsi mountain, open up, and immediately the barren mountain opened down the middle, and the twelve went into it, and as soon as they were within, it shut. After a short time, it opened again, and the men came forth carrying heavy sacks on their shoulders, and when they were all

Similarities??? Not At All!
so i did this stupid face regognition shit that everyone else is doing and this is what it gave me. no one taht looked like me and Jason Biggs, which i left out because its not sexi if a girl resembles some random boy.

Simion
Simion is gonna cry like a baby As Him and Eve will be broadcasting live from panamtattoo.com (on location). Time for Simion to get Inked! 8pm Cst! Ya don't wanna Miss out! If ya do We'll let it slide as long as You COME PLAY WITH SIS!!! Tonight You'll get a chance to get on air and not only impersonate, BUT Take a shot at embarrassing ANY CherryRock Personality! # best Impersonations get a Prize! Tune in 10pm cst!! Click any pic to get there!

Simion
center> Simion is gonna cry like a baby As Him and Eve will be broadcasting live from panamtattoo.com (on location). Time for Simion to get Inked! 8pm Cst! Ya don't wanna Miss out! If ya do We'll let it slide as long as You COME PLAY WITH SIS!!! Tonight You'll get a chance to get on air and not only impersonate, BUT Take a shot at embarrassing ANY CherryRock Personality! # best Impersonations get a Prize! Tune in 10pm cst!! Click any pic to get there!

50 Similarities Between Jesus And Horus
Written 2004.12.19 © Gavin C. Schmitt 50 Similarities Between Jesus and Horus The following was adapted and expanded based on an article available from religioustolerance.org. Upon revision, each point will be fleshed out and this will be more of an essay than a list. As it stands, this list is hardly original... but revised, will hopefully be more authoritative and objective than many of the Christ-bashing pages out there. 1. Both were conceived of a virgin. 2. Both were the "only begotten son" of a god (either Osiris or Yahweh) 3. Horus's mother was Meri, Jesus's mother was Mary. 4. Horus's foster father was called Jo-Seph, and Jesus's foster father was Joseph. 5. Both foster fathers were of royal descent. 6. Both were born in a cave (although sometimes Jesus is said to have been born in a stable). 7. Both had their coming announced to their mother by an angel. 8. Horus; birth was heralded by the star Sirius (the morning star). Jesus had his birth her

Similarities
Similarities Every tree is unique, Beautiful, in its own way. All trees seem to have a story to tell. Some emit a story of strength, Courage, and wisdom beyond its years, As highly it sits about the downfallen. Others though, Seem to have tales of tragedy. Thier limbs broken, Trunks bent and twisted in what appears to be despair. They appear broken and discarded, Yet they listlessly press on. Reminds me of the human soul. It can be broken in two, twisted and slashed. burned. It can be hit and knocked down, It can and will get back up and press on weary, tired and worn. But we can speak, The trees ahve to keep it all inside in silence. they can just wither in self pity, Holding on to what little they have. While healthy tall and proud overlook the despair. The broken lives around them aren't good enough for thier air. So they stare and thier standards, Never looking below. Humans are harsh, Nature is brutal. Similarities are the same, yet different

Simi Vally Karaoke
***PLEASE REPOST********************************* Hey Karaoke Fans Get Ready For Night Club Karaoke That's Right join us for Night Club KARAOKE in Simi Valley... Get ready to party at the KARAOKE like its 1999 @ The Arena Bar & Grill... So please drop by for tons of fun and karaoke w/ "COWBOY" Dan & Jafo Daniels. Night Club Karaoke @ The Arena Bar & Grill... The Arena is one killer Sports BAR offering Karaoke Affordable Drinks, $2 Shots and Food. The Arena is not your ordanary bar THIS IS A NIGHT CLUB. Featuring 5 Pool Tables, 2 Dart Boards, a Video arcade including PINBALL, NTN / Buzz Time Trivia, Heuge Full Wet Bar offering $2 shots, 2 Dancing Platforms, 1 GoGo Cage, Largest Dance Floor In Ventura County, 9 Large Plasma Screen Televions showing Karaoke, Sports and Music Videos and NTN Trivia. This Karaoke show will KICK off KARAOKE hosted by "Cowboy" Dan a REDNECK SING-A-LONG DJ, and Jafo Daniels, a Tilt A Whirl Karaoke DJ. Come out to the city of Simi Valley Cali

Similarities
Forget the color Forget the past Everyone's human Like you. Look for the good Instead of the bad and remember: we all got the same start. The middle of this race is where we're at let's help each other move forward ~SM written 4/18/89

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I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but, if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!Marilyn Monroe I knew i liked her for a reason

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Simmering Passions
Simmering Passions My simmering passions are about to boil over Inside of me there is so much Longing for the love of my lover Desperately yearning for his touch As we lie down he tells me how the love he feels burns within Virility is rising forth, simmering like our passions He'll touch the softness of my skin He slowly reaches to touch me Way down deep inside Naked Flesh fusion as we love with reckless abandon Breathless sighs of pleasure As our simmering passions are no longer denied Simmering are our passions So much more than carnal love Love we share shall intertwine Bodies souls and our minds

Simmered Tomato And Basil Chicken
Simmered Tomato and Basil Chicken Tomato-basil sauces reflect the essence of summer freshness. Pairing the combo with chicken makes for a winning family-friendly dish. Credit: The Instant Cook by Donna Hay Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 1 tablespoon olive oil * 1 onion, sliced * 2 cloves garlic, sliced * 4 chicken breast fillets * 15 fluid ounces tomato puree * 2 fluid ounces white wine * 1 teaspoon sugar * 1/2 cup roughly chopped basil leaves * 1/2 cup black olives * Shaved or grated Parmesan cheese, to serve Directions: Heat the oil in a frying pan over high heat. Add the onion and garlic and cook for 2 minutes or until soft. Add the chicken and cook for 2 minutes on each side or until well browned. Add the tomato puree, wine and sugar and simmer over medium heat for 8 minutes or until the chicken is cooked through. Stir through the basil and olives. To serve, place the chicken on plates and top with the pan sauce. Ser

Simmer People
I am sorry that some of you appear to be taking to so personally that you are not on my Family list. Since I do not have a VIP any longer, I am limited to 25 Fam members. Those are the rules of Fubar, you should know this by now. If Someone wants to buy me a VIP, I can add Fam members back, but until then, it is what it is. As a PS to this. those people who are still on my Family list are people I feel a genuine kinship to in one way or another. Those of you that got cut I felt were there just because they wanted to lear at my NSFW pics. I don't consider that true friendship. If you think I'm wrong about this, feel free to call me on it. I am a reasonable person.

Simon Gets Telling Off From Gran
Simon Cowell got the put-down of his life - from an 86-year-old gran. Edna Moore tore into him at the auditions for X Factor. According to the Mirror she told him to alter his ways. Edna accompanied daughter-in-law Lorraine to the Manchester auditions to watch her perform for Simon and fellow judges Louis Walsh and Sharon Osbourne. But the great gran became angry after Simon began to snigger at Lorraine's efforts, branding her "lifeless" and mocking her "lack of personality". Storming back into the audition room, she told him: "You laughed!" When he protested that he always laughs, she spluttered: "No you don't. You do not." With her voice rising she added: "Listen Simon. You want to alter your ways." The pop mogul muttered: "This is really embarrassing." But Edna hadn't finished. "You think you're better than anybody. I think you were very ignorant. Yes -you were ignorant, Simon." Simon apologised and scurried from the room. Edna told producers afterwards: "Why th

Simone De Beauvoir
All oppression creates a state of war. Simone de Beauvoir Buying is a profound pleasure. Simone de Beauvoir Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. Simone de Beauvoir Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, but is a reward in itself. Simone de Beauvoir I am incapable of conceiving infinity, and yet I do not accept finity. Simone de Beauvoir I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth - and truth rewarded me. Simone de Beauvoir I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom. Simone de Beauvoir If you live long enough, you'll see that every victory turns into a defeat. Simone de Beauvoir In itself, homosexuality is as limiting as heterosexuality: the ideal should be to be capable of loving a woman or a man; either, a human being, without feeling fear, restraint, or obligation. Simone de Beauvo

Simon Says Fuck Me
Simon Says Fuck Me by FazilKotuk© The irony of it was that I was the last person qualified to be hypnotist, at least on the surface. I wasn't a shrink. I didn't even have a Master's degree. I was a 27 year old college drop-out, making a reasonable living from a bill collector's job and augmenting my income by performing weddings on the side as an ordained minister. It's funny how it seemed an okay life to me, despite the appearance of failure compared to what I have now. Well, by that standard, even the Presidents of the former United States were failures. I am now the most successful human being in history. I literally rule the world, as Emperor of the Greater Terran Empire. My path to power was shocking in its ease, in fact. It's not something that you'd read about in a self-help book, except for maybe the really New Age kind. Those are going out of fashion, since I am trying to discourage them, anyway. I freely admit that my motives there are selfish. I don't want someone to

Simon Cowell's "american Idol" Movie
"American Idol" judge Simon Cowell is venturing into features with a music-themed project tentatively titled "Star Struck." Inspired by Alan Parker's 1980 film "Fame," "Struck" is set behind the scenes of a TV singing competition in the vein of "Idol" and the Cowell-produced British show "X-Factor" and follows 10 contestants trying to make it to the top. "The story is told through the eyes of those 10 contestants," said Cowell, who will produce "Struck." "We want it to be the musical version of 'Rocky' -- an underdog story, a feel-good film." A singing reality show is a perfect setting to make the story in the film relatable, Cowell said. For authenticity, the leads in the film -- playing participants in a TV singing competition -- will be cast through nationwide open call auditions similar to those used on the reality shows. Cowell, who hopes to hold the calls early next year in seven or eight cities, believes casting unknowns for the leads is crucial. Just as he does as a ju

Simple Ways To Become A Better Lover
1) CREATIVITY - You should never be afraid of doing new things. Is your sex life predictable? Change it, and put some creativity into it. The way i see it, is that you should never know whats going to happen. Dont be afraid to venture outside the bedroom. Surely we can all agree that going to jail for the sake of "different" sex isnt really worth it, but being outdoors does have a certain appeal to it. I have found that garages work well, and if you have an enclosed back yard, that works just as well also. As simple as it is, sex in the shower is always a winner. When your partner is in there, just hop in and seduce him/her. Its not very hard to just think of something creative and just do it. with that in mind, we move to the next subject. 2) SPONTANEITY - There is no better sex than sex that is just spontaneous. It has a certain passion level that just isnt matched against sex that takes place at night when you both go to bed. Do you have a certain routine that you have fallen int

The Simple Things
The Simple Things Sometimes it’s the simple things that mean so much.................... The touch of the raindrops against your face.......... The rising of the sun ….. The smile you put on a friends face................. The sharing of something fun ………. The hug that was shared............ The knowing that someone cares........... The love that was passed on......... For you to share ........ Hugs and smooches ~Pixie~ ~*4/11/05~*~ ~*~Pixie~*~

A Simple Thought From A Simple Man
I am a HUGE fan of blogs. The way I see it? It is a "dear diary" setting where the whole world sneaks into your room and reads the entries...I like that idea. I am quite a secretive person myself, but I like sharing those secrets sometimes. So...to make a long story longer...I plan on using this blog space to release my inner thoughts...desires...dreams (yes, ISIS, maybe I will put THAT one in here too)...and above all else SECRETS! Enjoy the mental wanderings of a brilliant man trapped in a mediocre body. much love all!

A Simple Gift
Another one I wrote last fall. Enjoy. A Simple Gift Before, my heart lay on the dust covered shelf, Despondent and cold . . . growing harder each day. Before, my eyes saw only the hurt in people's faces, Wanting everyone to feel the pain that I did. Before, my body was stiff, not responding to even a gentle touch, Afraid to let anyone too close. Before, my mind would not let thoughts of love enter, Guarding my heart with grief and fear. Before, my nights only brought darkness, Like a black veil falling to cover my wounds. Before, my life held only emptiness and contempt, Anger guiding me through days of hell. But on the day I found you, A brilliant light shone down on me As you breathed new life into me And renewed my will for living. And now my heart almost bursts with a joy I have never felt before. So strong it overcomes all other thoughts. And now my body is strong and yet so soft, As I respond to your ever word. And now I anticipate my nights with

Simple Arroz Con Pollo= Chicken With Spanish Rice
4 boneless skinless chicken breasts 1 lb hot italian sausage 1 lg green pepper, chopped 1 lg red pepper, chopped 1 tbs garlic, minced 1/2 cup chopped onion, chopped 1 pkg yellow rice or saffron rice, family sized salt & pepper hot sauce good grade olive oil Coat the bottom of a large fry pan or saute pan with olive oil. Over med high heat, saute garlic and onion in the oil until tender but not browned. Cut the chicken breasts into 1.5" chunks. Remove the sausage from its casings and crumble into small pieces. Add the chicken and sausage to the garlic and onion mixture; salt and pepper to taste. Saute the mixture, stirring frequently. When the meats are almost cooked through, add the chopped pepper and continue to saute until done. Add the rice and any packaged seasonings to the mixture and stir. Add water (according to package directions) and hot sauce to taste and stir. Cover and simmer until water is absorbed, approx. 25 minutes or according to package directi

Simple Maple Sponge Cake
Serves 10-12 1 cup maple syrup 6 eggs 1 cup flour (1 tsp. vanilla - optional) Separate eggs. Put whites in a large bowl, yolks in a medium bowl. Sift flour several times, put in a small bowl. Beat egg whites until stiff, but not dry. Set aside. Beat yolks until light, add syrup (and vanilla if desired). Beat again to mix well. Pour yolk syrup mixture into whites and fold gently with wire whip unti blended. Gradually add flour 1 tbsp. at a time while folding mixture. Lightly dust large tube pan. When mixture is well blended, pour into tube pan. Bake at 325 for about 1 hr. Cool on rack, remove cake from pan. If you need to dress it up - just add strawberries and whipped cream.

The Simpsons Personality Test
You Are Barney You could have been an intellectual leader... Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

A Simple Dream
A Simple Dream by mmmmsexy © Your touch is so light. The warmth of your hand stroking up the inside of my thigh. A brush of your lips across mine. Gentle bites to each side of my neck. Sweetly kissing the hollow of my throat. Pulling my nipples greedily into your mouth. One after the other. Gasp! Your tongue insistently massaging my clitoris. My vaginal lips stretching around the hard head of your engorged penis as you enter me. Mmmmmmmmm. Slowly. Wetly. Deeply. I open my eyes. "Good morning, Sexy." We smile.

A Simple Dream
A simple dream by Stormwizard1939 © Pasted cream Upon her face Like falling from grace Without a mistake Oh good, good Just like it should Pornography heaven One take set the mood! The tone of it all It was messy and gorgeous!! Cute cum-covered dolls Smilin and lickin Where you and I wouldn't dare But we like to think about it! Just like that girl over there... I know I covered her face and breasts with my cream..... My dream.... It splattered all over ...... 10 days worth it seems!! Liquid lust on her mug And she took it so well!!! So rich and so full... That blew my mind when she asked me for more!! You see this was my first experience... With a cumlovin whore!! Now I know about cumluvin girls!! That they live for the stuff Live with the pearls... The streamy milk facials.. The messy hot gobs.. The massive white spurts The big hot wet gobs!!! Well,I live for that dream now.. I'm lonely it seems Hoping for magic To come back in my

A Simple Lust
A Simple Lust A simple lust Is all I yearn for: A desperate anguish in Love's deepest well, I seek to die for... A nightingale she was Singing aloud to my soul: "How far would you go," She asked me, "Till you accomplish That treasure that you seek?" Mesmerised and spellbound Was I, as I soared Through winter's age Searching for a love That knows no pain.

A Simple Chocolate Cake !!
Express Chocolate Cake 61/2oz (187g) plain flour 2 tbs cocoa 1 level tsp bicarb. 1 level tsp baking powder 5oz (150g) caster sugar 2 tbsp golden syrup 2 eggs, lightly beaten 5oz (150g) block margarine, melted 1/4pt (150ml) milk Fudge Icing 3oz (75g) butter 2oz (50g) cocoa, sieved Approx 6tbsp milk 8oz (225g) icing sugar, sieved Method 1. Sieve the flour, cocoa, bicarb and baking powder into a large bowl. Make a well in the centre and add the sugar and syrup. 2. Gradually stir in the eggs, margarine and milk and beat well to make a smooth batter. 3. Pour the batter into two greased 6inch (20cm) sandwich tins lined with greased greaseproof paper. 4. Bake in a preheated oven, 325 deg F, 160 deg C, gas mk 3 for 30 – 35 mins or until the cakes spring back when lightly pressed with a fingertip. 5. Turn cakes out onto a wire rack and leave to cool, removing the paper. To make the icing 1. Melt the butter in a small pan, stir in the cocoa and cook very ge

A Simple Story
A Tale the River told to Me. This is a tale the River told to me, that set my life's journey. He told me of a land where the fairies live in freedom, and dragons fly the skies, with the Gods and Goddesses having tea at midnight. I asked the river: "What sort of world is this?" and he replied, " A FREE ONE". Imagine freedom with out a price! To be able to soar like a bird, burrow like a mole, run like a horse, fight like a she-lion. The freedom to be anything I wanted to be. "It cannot be real" I told the River And he laughed at me! Me, a human! "You have never been free," he said, "so how would you know?" "There is a place deep inside of you, a place that dreams you anywhere you want to be. To the farthest reaches of our universe, on any plane you wish. We in nature have always known how to go there, but you humans tied to your earthly plane, with its prejudiced views and poisoned minds, cannot comprehend that perhaps there exists more just you. Your ego's have kept y

Simply Shrimp Fried Rice
1-1/2 cups rice, cooked 20-25 small shrimp 1 onion 1 red pepper 1 egg 3/4 cup peas 1 clove garlic, minced 1/4 cup soy sauce butter or oil Cook rice as directed, approximately 1-1/2 cups. In a medium-sized frying pan, sauté 1 small chopped onion, 1 red chopped pepper, and 3/4 cup frozen peas in butter or oil. Set aside. Next, sauté 20-25 small shrimp with 1 large clove of garlic in butter or oil. When lightly brown, add vegetable mixture. After just a couple of minutes, add frying pan mixture to rice pot. Quickly scramble 1 egg and add to pot as well. Add 1/4 cup of soy sauce, using judgement and preference, of course. Stir, simmer for a few minutes and enjoy.

A Simple Warning(a Poem)
watch the truth unfold in cold shadows see the reasons why you live in sheltered lives no reason to run no reason to hide just look it in the face and live life completely fearless watch out for the friends who are liars you never know when they'll pull out there Dagger stay close to the ones you love but stay clear if there really monsters no one can make your decisions only you and you alone know when to break free know when to live in rough times be strong the journey ventures out til the end of time

Simple Vs. Real
Anyone can stand by you when you are right, but a Friend will stand by you even when you are wrong... A simple friend identifies himself when he calls. A real friend doesn't have to. A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life. A real friend says, "What's new with you?" A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are recent. A real friend says, "You've been whining about the same thing for 14 years. Get off your duff and do something about it." A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a gu

Simple, Not Easy
Most things in life are simple, like the persuit of happiness for example. Whatever your definition of happiness is, the path to it is simple. Notice I said simple, not easy. Simple to see the route to the end, simple to jump the hurdles put in front of you, and simple to achieve happiness. The only problem I see, is that it is never easy. The good news is that you can have what you want, you simply have to want it bad enough. want it Bobby

Simply A Joy
From My heart and mind: A smile says "I'm happy to be in your presence, even if it's just for a brief moment" A smile can also say: "I admire and respect you for who you are and what you're doing" Inspiration for these... I smiled at a lovely jogger today; she smiled back!

Simplicity
Simplicity food shelter a bed to lay my head scissors to cut the cord connecting present to past no delusion allowed no hope untested no dream earned without sweat from furrowed brow i stand naked in now invisible to the future forgotten by yesterday content in the clarity of compulsory simplicity copyright 2006 rhonda lee richoux

Simple Pleasures!!
Ok,i like the kinky stuff but i like the siple stuff!! Enjoying a good cup of tea. Enjoying a good smoke. Enjoying a good song. Are just a few siple pleasures. Enjoying a good snuggle. Enjoying a 3a.m. walk on a misty night. Enjoying a deep kiss. Are just a few simple pleasures. Enjoying a long talk. Enjoying a good hair washing. Enjoying a long back rub. Are just a few siple pleasures. Enjoying a good neck nibble. Enjoying a good nipple twist. Enjoying a good ass grab. Are just few simple pleasures. >>>>:)

Simple Beauty...
She was beauty beyond words A compliment so well deserved Would she only look my way The sunshine on a cloudy day The way she walked such grace, alure Such beauty never seen before Her sultry eyes and jet black hair Pouting lips none could compare Arousing me with just a stare Silky, sexy, shoulders bared Groveling down at her feet Touch me , love me, Please my sweet Praising you and nothing less Heart pounding inside my chest Never would she be alone Her every wish becomes my own Proving just how much I cared But mesmerized I just stood there IMspidey/M.M. 10/06 Copyright © 2006

Simple Southern Fried Chicken
1 frying chicken, skin removed if you want lower fat. I leave the skin on. 3 teaspoons Lawry's Seasoned Salt 2 garlic cloves, finely chopped 1 cup all purpose flour 1 cup vegetable oil 1. Season chicken with all seasonings. 2. Roll chicken in flour until covered. Shake off excess flour. Sprinkle additional seasoning. 3. Simply fry chicken in frying pan until golden brown. I like it crispy so I cook it a little longer than most. You can start out with the oil very hot and then reduce it later. This seals in the moisture and flavor, then cooks it.

A Simple Thanks
A Simple Thanks Into the dim lit, bare walls of my world, You entered, bringing light and life to me, The vivid colors, painted with a swirl Of wit and charm, of personality, With tender care, you added comfort, warmth, And images that line the now bright walls. I look upon them fondly, bringing forth A thankfulness that you walk in these halls With me; our friendship has become a part Of my world now; it has its special place, Within my being, life, and in my heart, Your name hangs right beside your smiling face. I Remembering just how drab these walls had been, I have to thank you for the light, my friend. I am your friend 'till the end...

Simply
Someone I want someone I can laugh with Someone I can cry to Someone to run on the beach with Who'll lift me up and swing me in circles Untill we both fall dizzy and laughing Like children In the warm, cream-colored sand I want someone to read my poetry to share a cocolate sundae with on a lazy summer day someone to splash in the tide with after the rain I want someone whose birthday I can memorize someone I can grow old with someone to help when he is sick someone to brush back the lock of hair that constantly falls in my eyes I want someone I can lie in the cool, green, grass with someone who can see the same colors I do when he looks at a susnet someone to notice the new shirt I am wearing someone to surprise me with a smile when mine is tired someone to nudge me awake when the commercial is over I want someone to feel all the things I'm feeling simply because I'm feeling them

A Simple Friend
A simple friend has never seen you cry. Your best friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. Your best friend has their phone numbers in her address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. Your best friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. Your best friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. Your best friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. Your best friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. Your best friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself. A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. Your best friend expects to always be there for you!

Simple Pleasure
a brief kiss a chaste hug a soft smile such beautiful love you in the morning the air we breath sunshine on our skin our simple needs you hair caressing my skin cuddling through the night passion for you thoughts of love the lust we share for each other the most simple pleasure i know is knowing you

Simple And Blunt Lyrics
Check it out... Anther fuckin sampler, I won't even front I'll fuckin tell you all about our shit, simple and blunt And if you take the time to listen as I run this down Maybe you might even dig our shit and understand the wicked clown We forever underground cause up on the surface They've always said we talentless pieces of shit and worthless, Yet,as I'm writing this now, I glance over at the wall and I don't know how But we got two platinum albums and another four gold And we never used MTV, we went up the back road And built a fanbase that's so behind the clown That they'll tear your fuckin city in half to show they down! But see that's just it though, It ain't a fan base It's a family drawn together like we from outer space I mean, we call ourselves juggalos, I guess that explain it We relate cause we been through the same kinds of pain I mean, ICP don't rap about the money we get Because half the juggalos so broke they stealing our shit And they don't wan

Simple Signals
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."

Simply Dumb...
It’s Not Only Men Who Don’t Ask For Directions A Baltimore, Maryland, woman got lost after driving away from her home and didn’t stop driving until she reached Syracuse, New York. Being so greatly embarrassed, she flagged down a passing police cruiser and claimed she had been kidnapped at gunpoint in Baltimore. This claim resulted in a cross-state manhunt involving 5 police agencies. When the truth came out, her husband was allowed to drive her back to Baltimore only after he promised that he’d do all the driving. Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!" This Iz A Stikkup! San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line

Simply Sensational Strawberry Shortcake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 20 min Total Time: 35 min Makes: 8 servings 1 cup milk, divided 1/4 cup BREAKSTONE'S or KNUDSEN Sour Cream 3 Tbsp. sugar 2-1/4 cups dry all-purpose baking mix for biscuits 1 pkg. (4-serving size) JELL-O Vanilla Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling 1 tub (8 oz.) COOL WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed, divided 4 cups sliced strawberries 1/3 cup sugar PREHEAT oven to 425°F. Mix 1/2 cup of the milk, sour cream and 3 Tbsp. sugar in large bowl with wire whisk. Stir in baking mix until just blended. Spread evenly into greased 9-inch round cake pan. Bake 12 to 15 min. or until top is golden brown. Remove from pan; cool completely on wire rack. MEANWHILE, combine dry pudding mix and remaining 1/2 cup milk; blend well. Gently stir in half of the whipped topping until well blended. Mix strawberries and 1/3 cup sugar in large bowl; set aside. Slice cake in half horizontally to make 2 layers. PLACE bottom cake layer on serving plate; top evenly with half of t

A Simple Life
A simple woman, with simple words to say A simple life, with a simple way... All I can say, are the simple words... you hear. This future is still uncertain I know not where I'll be But in the past few weeks I've prayed That you will be with me. My love has grown from day to day I miss you more and more If love is hurting while apart No wonder my heart is sore. I hold you close within my heart And in my arms you lie I cannot help the way I feel Nor do I wish to try. One thing I know the future Brings each and every day I love you more and more My love, in each and every way. The future holds uncertain thoughts And wonderment abound But I love you with all my heart And will always be around. You need not fear the future For I will be with you I cannot help the way I feel But the way I feel is true... I hope someday that you will see The way my soul lies still For all the love within my heart Is strong and it is real. Someday I ho

Simple Question
Does Anybody Know? Does anybody know the fellings I have inside I've a smile on my face but so much pain on my mind Does anybody know about the blackness in my heart And the hatred of this world for which I should depart Does anybody know why I always feel alone People laugh and fall in love while my darkness has grown Does anybody know about the sadness in my head? From all the years of loneliness when will it end Does anybody know when this life will go my way Or is this my private hell to live in everyday Does anybody know about the shit that I've been through Large black clouds of suicide tell me what to do Does anybody know the reason I'm still here I wonder if they'd even know if I disappeared Does anybody know who's out there to set my right Or will my misery consume me and set me free tonight

Simply Glazed Pork Chop Dinner
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 10 min Total Time: 30 min Makes: 4 servings 1 can (14-1/2 oz.) fat-free reduced-sodium chicken broth 2 cups MINUTE Brown Rice, uncooked 3 cups small broccoli florets 4 bone-in pork chops (1-1/4 lb.), 1/2 inch thick 1/4 cup KRAFT LIGHT DONE RIGHT! CATALINA Reduced Fat Dressing 1/4 cup orange juice 3 Tbsp. maple-flavored or pancake syrup 2 Tbsp. sliced PLANTERS Almonds, toasted BRING broth to boil in medium saucepan on medium-high heat; stir in rice. Cover. Reduce heat to medium-low; simmer 3 min. Add broccoli; stir. Cover; simmer an additional 2 min. Remove from heat; let stand 5 min. or until broth is completely absorbed. MEANWHILE, heat large nonstick skillet sprayed with cooking spray on medium heat. Add chops; cook 4 min. on each side or until lightly browned on both sides and cooked through (160°F). Remove from skillet; cover to keep warm. ADD dressing, orange juice and syrup to skillet. Bring to boil on medium-high heat; cook 3 min. or

Simpsons
You Are Barney You could have been an intellectual leader... Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

A Simple Ode To Pain
Penny for your thoughts, just say whats on your mind, How can a girl be so cruel but yet so kind? Well no one knows and the world may never know. Its a mystery why you killing me,.. Oh! You really want an answer doncha.. well she never did really want ya,. Dont feel bad or become melancholy but thats no reason to smile tho, or think it be folly. This is serious subject matter that im dealing with. With 12 odes to pain, you should be feeling this. But no she doesnt, and its crazy, that everyday we do this, just for a lady. Now dont get me wrong now, I love her so. But what gets to me tho, is letting go. And so you must, but its a breech of trust. She tryin to leave ya, and you love her so much. On the flip tip, dude sports a grin, cause he got in, when you couldnt win. Now your friends call you bitter cause you aint wit her, am I supposed to be gums and teeth when she's chillin with Keith? So do you love her? Heck yeah i do,

Simple Question Is It Or Is It Not (comment)
SEEMS LIKE CT IS TURNING IN TO MYSPACE AND THAS JUST WHAT BABYJESUS SAID HE DID NOT WANT....IS IT OR IS IT NOT TURNING IN TO THAT......I CAN AGREE THAT PRIMARY PHOTO SHOULD B DECENT AS MINE IN MY OPINION IS CAUSE MY ASS IS COVERED, I THINK CT WILL B DOOMED IF IT GO'S THIS WAY.......SOOOOO IS IT???? OR IS IT NOT MYSPACE PART 2..OR TURNING IN TO.

A Simple Bitch Or A Real Bitch
A SIMPLE BITCH OR A REAL BITCH! A simple bitch is someone you met through somebody else. * A real bitch is someone you knew from back in the day and we still kickin it now! A simple bitch will take you where you need to go.* A real bitch throws you her keys and say it needs gas in it! A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it*.A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say bet nobody jump in. A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knock the fuck out.* A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!! A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink.*A real bitch tells you we need another shoot, we bout to get fucked up! A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down.* A real bitch goes to the club with you and say lets show these simple bitches how we do it. A simple bitch hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.* A real bitch pops up at your house, talkin bout I know

A Simple Thank-you, My Friend
A Simple Thank-You, My Friend Into the dim lit, bare walls of my world, You entered, bringing light and life to me, The vivid colors, painted with a swirl Of wit and charm, of personality, With tender care, you added comfort, warmth, And images that line the now bright walls. I look upon them fondly, bringing forth A thankfulness that you walk in these halls With me; our friendship has become a part Of my world now; it has its special place, Within my being, life, and in my heart, Your name hangs right beside your smiling face. Rememb'ring just how drab these walls had been, I have to thank you for the light, my friend.

Simple Things
Yeah, uhh They say money can't buy you love They say money can't buy you love They never seem to listen I'm all ears Just copped your girl a brand new Rolex But you can never find the time to spend at home Thinkin' it's gon' keep her happy When time is all she wanted all along It's the simple things in life we forget You hear her talkin' but don't hear what she said Why do you make something so easy so complicated Searching for what's right in front of your face But you can't see it Stop tryna buy her love 'cuz you won't ever have enough There's always someone with more than you You need to pay her attention Give her what she needs Do the simple things Before you lose your girl to me Don't be a fool You got a good thing Man are you blind Stupid or crazy? You got a good thing (uh) You got a good thing If that's your lady You better hold on And give her what she want Before she move on Man I tell you cars, clothes, and fancy things don't mean a da

Simply Overweight Or Fat?
Okay like many many many of the women in this country I am struck with the weight loss bug. According to my doctor I should weigh between 120-130 pounds. Until a couple weeks ago I weighed 170 pounds. So obviously I was overweight, but everyone would tell me that I wasn't fat. I currently weigh about 155 pounds. I lost that weight due to a lot of line dancing, and very little food. I wanna know when being simply overweight becomes being fat? What's the difference? I think I am fat. Everyone tells me I am not. I don't understand. Granted I was anorexic as a teen, but thought I had beaten it. I am not writing this so that people will tell me that it's all in my head and that I am not fat. I won't believe you anyway. Just explain where the line is between the two.

Simple Twisted Faith
Worry Regret Uneasy Upset It is SO much easier To just not care Find what bothers you And make it not there Stand strong In your mind On your feet The only way past it Is to just not Believe It cannot hurt you Unless allowed to touch If it never gets to you No pain of such You can survive And get past it with grace My life is my world My own special place

Simple Vs Real
A simple friend identifies himself when he calls. A real friend doesn't have to. A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life. A real friend says, "What's new with you?" A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are recent. A real friend says, "You've been whining about the same thing for 14 years. Get off your duff and do something about it." A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders

The Simple Difference
THE SIMPLE DIFFERENCE Calvin, of the "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip fame, once imparted some timeless wisdom: "If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night," he observed, "I'll bet they'd live a lot differently." I believe he's right. Year by bewildering year, our world grows more complex. We crave peace within our souls. We long for simplicity in lives that too easily become inexplicably tangled in complicated webs. David enjoyed the simple things of life. He sometimes took jobs at dude ranches, national parks and seasonal resorts. His brother, however, wanted to entice him to get a "real" job and live in a world surrounded by things that only money can buy. David's brother often sent him photos of himself enjoying the so-called "good life." He labeled his snapshots "My new sound system" or "My new car." But the photos stopped arriving after David responded with a picture of his own. He sent his brother a large poster with a breathtaking view of

Simple Plan-i'm Just A Kid
I woke up it was 7 I waited til 11 Just to figure out that no one would call I think I've got alot of friends But I don't hear from them What's another night all alone When you're spending every day on your own And here it goes I'm just a kid And life is a nightmare I'm just a kid I know that it's not fair Nobody cares cuz I'm alone and the world is having more fun than me And maybe when the night is dead I'll crawl into my bed staring at these 4 walls again I'll try to think about the last time I had a good time Everyone's got somewhere to go & they're gonna leave me here on my own And here it goes I'm just a kid And life is a nightmare I'm just a kid I know that it's not fair Nobody cares cuz I'm alone and the world is having more fun than me What the fuck is wrong with me Don't fit in with anybody How did this happen to me? Wide awake I'm bored & I can't fall asleep And every night is the worst night ever I'm just a kid I'm just a kid I'm just

A Simple White Envelope
SIMPLE WHITE ENVELOPE It's just a small white envelope stuck among the branches of our Christmas tree. No name, no identification, no inscription. It has peeked through the branches of our tree for the past 10 years or so. It all began because my husband Mike hated Christmas -- oh, not the true meaning of Christmas, but the commercial aspects of it -- the overspending, the frantic running around at the last minute to get a tie for Uncle Harry and the dusting powder for Grandma -- the gifts given in desperation because you couldn't think of anything else. Knowing he felt this way, I decided one year to bypass the usual shirts, sweaters, ties, and so forth. I reached for something special just for Mike. The inspiration came in an unusual way. Our son Kevin, who was 12 that year, was wrestling at the junior level at the school he atte nded. Shortly before Christmas, there was a non-league match against a tea

50 Simple Motivation Ideas
50 SIMPLE MOTIVATION IDEAS Here are just a few, simple ideas that can help you get motivated. 1. WRITE YOUR STORY Write down, in a paragraph or two, the story of your desired future. Write down what you'll be doing, where you'll be living, and the successes you'll be enjoying. This will be a motivator for you in both the immediate present and the future to come. 2. VISUALIZE INTO THE FUTURE Close your eyes and see yourself doing whatever it is that you wish to be doing. If you want to get in shape, picture a slim, healthy you running or working out. If your dream is to start a small business, see yourself on opening day, greeting customers and employees. 3. VISUALIZE BACKWARDS When you visualize backwards, you see where you were and how far you have come. If your goal was to get organized, and you have made enormous improvement in that area, visualize back to when things weren't going so well. This will keep you heading in the right direction. 4.

Simple Question
If any of you truly ever looked at the pictures I display here , has there been any that are so offensive that you did not wish to visit my page or albums?? I am asking because i was TOLD someone had a problem with my picture in the Harley vest! Nothing actually showing but cleavage. Was TOLD to put it in a private folder or risk my profile being deleted. The funny thing is, within minuts of all this, what do you think I see right up in front of me?? A woman's Vagina, which is all well and good in a NSFW folder if guys wish to see it......But to crawl me for cleavage.....Too much if ya ask me. What is next???

Simple White Envelope
I got this in my email this morning and just wanted to share it with all of you... really brings back the true meaning of Christmas!!! SIMPLE WHITE ENVELOPE It's just a small white envelope stuck among the branches of our Christmas tree. No name, no identification, no inscription. It has peeked through the branches of our tree for the past 10 years or so. It all began because my husband Mike hated Christmas -- oh, not the true meaning of Christmas, but the commercial aspects of it -- the overspending, the frantic running around at the last minute to get a tie for Uncle Harry and the dusting powder for Grandma -- the gifts given in desperation because you couldn't think of anything else. Knowing he felt this way, I decided one year to bypass the usual shirts, sweaters, ties, and so forth. I reached for something special just for Mike. The inspiration came in an unusual way. Our son Kevin, who was 12 that year, was wrestling at the junior level at the school he a

Simple Question !!
Her i wanna know what could be a great tatoo a design .. a pics..or something.. with this : ( something ) Sensual Naughty Romantic sexy but that is not too vulgar what i mean is like for exemple my grand mother can see it without been traumatized !! hehe !!! if you have any idea please can you senf me or tell me what it is !! i have a lot of difficulty trying to find one !!! thanks to all ;)

Simple
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com There are so many questions about love, But it is a simple answer, really. Some guard against it, Others fake it completely. One can give it with no conditions, Another confuses it with lust. Two people can be soul mates, Singles may try to rush. Sometimes we find it a dirty word, They take your heart and leave it broken. You see their actions as absurd, Because now all you are left with are tokens. Occasionally we feel it in extraordinary ways, Your heart has opened up to the light. Feeling on top of the world, Because you found what you had been waiting for your whole life. The definition is an intense affection for another, Enthusiasm or fondness also tops the list. It needs to be said that lust is a sexual desire, The two are close but one is amiss. Go ahead and guard your heart, Completely make it concealed. Put restrictions on it, Pretend the desire is real. Imagine how your hea

Simple
To ponder mysteries of love and to wonder why Is it a fools quest that remains lost until we do die For none can explain why we feel and about whom And when we have not one to love we do feel the gloom Love it is not about looks so much as the soul And without one to love we are often less than whole To search a lifetime for true love only to abandon hope To give up the dream unfound and reach the end of our rope And then to have love find us when finally we let it go Is proof beyond all that there is some thing we should know A divine spirit guides the way and for each has a plan To ponder mysteries of love is a foolish nature of a man By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Simple White Envelope
SIMPLE WHITE ENVELOPE It's just a small white envelope stuck among the branches of our Christmas tree. No name, no identification, no inscription. It has peeked through the branches of our tree for the past 10 years or so. It all began because my husband Mike hated Christmas -- oh, not the true meaning of Christmas, but the commercial aspects of it -- the overspending, the frantic running around at the last minute to get a tie for Uncle Harry and the dusting powder for Grandma -- the gifts given in desperation because you couldn't think of anything else. Knowing he felt this way, I decided one year to bypass the usual shirts, sweaters, ties, and so forth. I reached for something special just for Mike. The inspiration came in an unusual way. Our son Kevin, who was 12 that year, was wrestling at the junior level at the school he attended. Shortly before Christmas, there was a non-league match against a team sponsored by an inner-city church. These youngsters, dresse

" Simply Because I Love You"
" Simply Because I Love You" - A Great Song For Valentine's Day date: 2007-01-01 17:28:12 " Simply Because I Love You" I stopped to catch my breath When we first met that evening I knew that all I ever wanted was you To spend the rest of my life Doing something special it would be loving you Bridge I get sentimental When I hear our song Get this special feeling When you are near to me Simply because I love you. I stopped to catch my breath When we first met that evening I knew that all I ever wanted was just you To spend the rest of my life Doing something special It would be loving you I get sentimental When I hear our song Get this special feeling When you are near to me Simply because I love you.

Simply The Best....
.....damn female vocalists in metal. just a few for now: Morgan Lander - Kittie Maria Brink - In This Moment Tairrie B. - My Ruin Angela Gossow - Arch Enemy Cristina Scabbia - Lacuna Coil Otep Shamaya - Otep Jessicka Fodera - Scarling

A Simple Act To Help 29,000 Children Every Day.
According to UNICEF, 29 000 children die every day from preventable causes, like malaria, measles and diarrhea. It's an outrage, and it doesn't have to be that way. Take action. Member states of the United Nations, including the United States, have agreed to eight Millennium Development Goals. Goal #4 is the reduction of child mortality, specifically reducing the under-five mortality rate by two-thirds by 2015. Yet, we are not keeping up our end of the bargain! Tell Congress to keep its promise. We know how to save the lives of millions of children a year with an integrated package of low-cost, high-impact interventions – including insecticide treated bed nets to fight malaria, immunizations for childhood diseases like measles and tetanus, antibiotics to cure pneumonia, and clean water to prevent diarrhea. Goal #4 is achievable - but only if member states of the United Nations stand by the commitments they've made. In order to save children's lives, our nation needs to renew

Simply Thoughts
Save me from the insanity that is my life Take away the endless misery Keep me from my sorrow Do this for me and I shall give you anything Relieve me of my worries Heal my wounds Show me what life is suppose to be like Do this for me and I shall give you anything

Simple Bitch Vs. Real Bitch
"A simple bitch will take you where you need to go. *A real bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it! A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. *A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say "better nobody jump in". A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knocked the fuck out. *A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!! A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up! A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. *A real bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these simple bitches how we do it. A simple bitch wonders who your new man is. *A real bitch know that mutha fucka's first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!! A sim

Simple
Simple thoughts Simple needs Simple words Simple dreams Simple wants Simple desires Simple wishes Fueling the fires Tender touches Tender words Tender hugs Creating the lure Soft kisses Deepening sighs Building dreams Growing desires Growing wants Deeping fires Drawing closer Pushing away Needing to leave Wanting to stay Feeding the want Wanting to feel Hating the hurt Are dreams for real 1-06-07 ~~Pixie~~ © 2007 P2L

~simple Spell To Balance The Elements Within You~
~Simple Spell to Balance the elements within you~ Need: 5 candles, one white, one blue, one red, one yellow, and one green. A Lighter or matches. Moon Phase: Full Moon in the sign of : Cancer or Libra First step: Gather up the items you need, and choose a area where you will not be disturbed. Second Step: Cast a circle, call the quarters (elements). Third Step: Place all 5 candles in front of you, and light them one by one.. and say the following as each one is lit: 1. Green Candle: "Elements of Earth, I call you near, Balance within me, For unbalance I fear" 2. Yellow Candle: "Elements of Air, I call you near, Balance within me, For unbalance I fear" 3. Red Candle: "Elements of Fire, I call you near, Balance within me, For unbalance I fear" 4. Blue Candle: "Elements of Water, I call you near, Balance within me, For unbalance I fear" 5. White Candle: "Elements of Akasha, I call you near, Balance within me, For un

Simple Home Remedies
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache. 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools - WD-40 a

A Simple Gesture
Is our life really moving by so quickly that we forget to do the simple things in life? Whatever happened to the times of, here let me get that door for you, or helping someone across the street....how about just helping your neighbor in exchange for a thank~you....those times I think are almost gone. This morning I went to the post office to check my mail after being up WAY too long. As I got out of the jeep, I noticed a woman in her vehicle who was sitting on the drivers side in a very deep sleep. The engine was running...I was immediately suspicious.....go figure. I looked inside the post office thinking maybe she had fallen asleep waiting on someone to take care of business inside. There was no one inside and the post office was up and running at it's normal business hours. I knocked on her window, and when the woman didn't awaken immdiately I kind of figured something was wrong. So, I knocked again and was finally able to get her to awaken enough to roll down her window and

Simply Slipped Away
So many yesterdays that you’ve had to leave behind. Visions of what used to be playing in your mind. Where is that man that you always thought you’d be? The man who never was, the one we’ll never see. In the darkness, your life, it simply slipped away. So many mistakes for which you’ve just begun to pay. You never saw it coming but it happened all the same. And now you’re standing there alone with no one but yourself to blame. We both had our dreams, our visions of the life we’d lead. But it didn’t take all that long for our love to begin to bleed. All that promise, all that we had to share, Gone in a moment. Do you even care? In the darkness, your life, it simply slipped away. So many mistakes for which you’ve just begun to pay. You never saw it coming but it happened all the same. And now you’re standing there alone with no one but yourself to blame. Sometimes, in the early morning hours, I catch a glimpse of what we might have been. But like the most fleeti

Simple Math
Math Does Not Lie From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard Work and Knowledge will ge

A Simple Rose
A simple rose I have found It's not the flower that grows from the ground, Its beauty is one of such delight ... This rose is soft to the touch in all its perfection. The envy for all the flowers in this garden Its fragrance will consume your every obsession. This rose must be a gift, a gift from above A gift from Heaven to show us love. Every morning I wake to see its petals glisten Its easy to see how one could be so smitten If love was a rose it would shine so bright Because all I need is this rose in my life.

-simple Words From A Simple Gurl-
All my life I hav been waiting Wanting, desiring To feel the way I do now I can say fancy flowery words To show you what is inside my heart I can paint glorious pictures with these words But I am a simple gurl Living in a simple world There is nothing more simpler I can say So these simple words I say to you I love you!

Simple Imbolc Rite For Solitaire
Simple Imbolc Rite for Solitaire You will need a corn maiden and a priapic wand. A lit candle in cauldron in south and some twigs of evergreen besides the cauldron. Prepare Brigid´s Bed This is done by dressing the corn doll in a white cloth and any other ornaments. Then place it in a basket or on a mat. Then lay the priapic wand across the doll and place two altar candles, one on either side, beside the basket. Say: Bride is come. Bride is Welcome. (three times) Take the besom and ritually sweep the circle doesil, then return the besom beside the altar. Kneel before the cauldron. Pick up the twigs and set fire to each in turn. Then blow out each flame and place in cauldron beside the candle. Say: Now I banish winter. Now I welcome spring: Say farewell to what is dead and greet each living thing. Now I banish winter. Now I welcome spring.

Simple Math
This equation should be taught in all corporations! From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it means to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% ! in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% ! and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty

Simple Erotic
The Pink Sweater Her sweater was the color of the inner lip of a seashell - soft pale pink that invoked thoughts of whispered sex under a shady palm, and he found himself drifting for just a moment. She was reading the latest bestseller, her chin tilted slightly inward, her chocolate brown eyes hidden from him under thick dark lashes that dusted her cheeks when she blinked with each turn of page. His eyes moved down to the tanned patch of belly exposed just above where her faded jeans buttoned, and the sight made him shiver to imagine pressing his lips there, to kiss the warm and exotic feel of her. He set his own book down and stretched his legs, his thighs straining against the flannel pajama bottoms, his excitement barely hidden, and he wanted her this very moment more than he had ever wanted her. She looked up from her book suddenly, as if she sensed his arousal, gave him the kind of slow smile that made the hairs on the back of his neck dance, and when her gaze lower

Simple Wish Spell
You may use this only three times in between the new moons. While gazing at the moon, repeat the following: "Moon, moon, beautiful moon, brighter that any star, Goddess of light and love, Diana if it might be, pray bring fortune unto me". A sign that the spell worked would be coins doubling in the purse or pocket, or seeing a hare before dawn. Note: The spell won't work if done with evil intent.

Simple Celtic Handfasting
Should you choose to use this handfasting, remember, handfastings are very personal! You should add, modify, and change it to suit you and your mate best. Bride and Groom repeat the following together: # You cannot possess me for I belong to myself. But while we both wish it, I give you that which is mine to give. # You cannot command me for I am a free person. But I shall serve you in those ways you require and the honeycomb will taste sweeter coming from my hand. # I pledge to you that yours will be the name I cry aloud in the night, and the eyes into which I smile in the morning. # I pledge to you the first bite from my meat and the first drink from my cup. # I pledge to you my living and my dying, each equally in your care. I shall be a shield for your back, and you for mine. I shall not slander you, nor you me. I shall honor you above all others, and when we quarrel, we shall do so in private and tell no strangers our grievances. # This is my wedding vow to you. # This

A Simple Question
YOU ASK ME IF I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO SAY IN LOVE IS JUST A FANTASY THAT ALWAYS GOES AWAY I DONT KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU BECAUSE I KNOW YOUR LOVE IS TRUE I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU THIS I SWEAR TO YOU I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT I'VE DONE TO YOU THESE WEREN'T MY INTENTIONS THIS I SWEAR IS TRUE MY LIVE IS SO CONFUSING YOU KNEW IT FROM THE START THE OTHER MAN..I'M AMUSING IS THE ONE WHO OWNS MY HEART HE IS WHOM I'M MARRIED.. TO UNTIL DEATH DO US PART SPENDING SO MUCH TIME WITH YOU WASN'T VERY SMART. WHEN YOU ASKED THAT ONE QUESTION JUST REPLY WITH A YES OR NO I THEN FINALLY REALIZED WHAT YOU WERE SEARCHING FOR ITS NOT A SIMPLE ANSWER THIS I'M SURE YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION IS NOT A YES BUT NO

Simply Put...my Life
well to be pretty honest here in savannah georgia its been pretty rough as of so far...i still miss my friends, im a squad leader now and im trying to kill for my seargent here pretty damn soon i hope...as for my family in va and tn..i miss yall and hopefully i can see yall before i go to iraq, and for the people that did me wrong in life i hope that it bites you right back. i guess the thing that gets me sometimes is the fact im so far away from the people i care for most importantly..other than that its the fact im single and the lack of sex can go there too..lol, but other than that life is goin fine and i hope to see friends soon...

Simple Bitches Vs. Real Bitches
A simple bitch is someone you met through somebody else. * A real bitch is someone you knew from back in the day and we still kickin it now! A simple bitch will take you where you need to go.* A real bitch throws you her keys and say it needs gas in it! A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it*.A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say bet nobody jump in. A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knock the fuck out.* A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!! A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink.*A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up! A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down.* A real bitch goes to the club with you and say lets show these simple bitches how we do it. A simple bitch hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.* A real bitch pops up at your house, talkin bout I know you aint in the bed, on a clubnight! A s

Simple Operation
This is so right !! I feel the same way !! A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?" He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'" "She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?" "She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!"

Simple And Hot
Simply erotic, The lavender blooming, In the rose garden, Perfumed air, Steamy and hot, Seduction, Of pleasure, Vibrant colors, To dazzle the eye, Simply sexual, Was the dazzling sun, Shining down, Upon the growing earth, Life is loving, Loving is growth, For an erotic heart, In seductive Time, And we are flowers, Of the simply erotic garden, Learning to pollinate, And pro-create, In the shortness of our spring, Before our winter's.

A Simple Invitation To Hell
So sensually soft skin touching hearts, Two melting together, sublime love music, Harmonizing words kissing intertwined, So hot the love motion steams volcanic. So sensually soft skin cuddling lovers, Titillating vibrating quaking nerves, Reaching that high pinnacle climax That never cools down but heats up! So sensually soft skin tanning forever In a relationship that glows eternal, From inception till its heartbeats demise, So sensually soft skin soul mates!

Simple Pleasure
I’ve often been told simple pleasures are best… Like an ermine soft kitten that purrs in my ear… A crystalline pool on a hot summer day… A mockingbird’s song as the sun melts to dusk… Toasty thick socks warming popsicle toes… A dinner that’s shared with long absent friends, A chocolate chip cookie that's been dipped in cold milk… The sweet scent of jasmine growing in my backyard… Best of all snuggling in your strong loving arms, It’s your love, it’s your touch, in their own simple way that completes me, and fills up my heart.

The Simple Plesures Of Sleep
The Simple Pleasers Of Sleep As the rain runs down my window drip,drip,drip. The moonlight glistens off the trees.With beams of Heavenly bliss. Morning awaits,as darkness waves goodbye to the midnight slumbers. The sun raises it sleepy head from the dark masses of the ocean. To bring forth the hustle and bustle of the city. No more rain on the window.No more darkness or moon. I will wait until they return so I may Sleep once again. Kelly Whitehead Copyright ©2007 Kelly Whitehead

A Simple Quote
In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember England 's Prime Minister, Tony Blair's, words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America , he said: "A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in ..... and how many want out. Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G.I. One died for your soul, . . . the other for your freedom."

101 Simple Ways
Call an old friend, just to say "hi." Hold a door open for a stranger. Invite someone to lunch. Compliment someone on his or her appearance. Ask a coworker for their opinion on a project. Bring cookies to work. Let someone cut in during rush hour traffic. Leave a waitress or waiter a big tip. Tell a cashier to "have a nice day." Call your parents. Let someone know you miss them. Treat someone to a movie. Let a person know you really appreciate them. Visit a retirement center. Take a child to the zoo. Fill up your spouse's car with gas. Surprise someone with a small gift. Leave a "thank-you" note for the cleaning staff at work. Write a letter to a distant relative. Tell someone you thought about them the other day. Put a dime in a stranger's parking meter before the time expires. Bake a cake for a neighbor. Send someone flowers to where they work. Invite a friend to tea. Recommend a good book to someone. Donate clothing to a charity. O

Simple Rules
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and, presto, the blockage will be removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 4. For high-blood-pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache. 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools - - WD-40 a

Simple Beautiful!
I close my eyes and imagine you, sliding up behind me.....running your lips across my neck, lifting my hair ever so softly while running a hand across my waist. I purr with the tremble you just set running through my body. I stop what I’m doing and turn to invite you into my arms, as I glide my hands around your neck. So our bodies rub gently against each other as I turn to face you. Your mouth slowly making wet soft trails down my neck and onto my collar, pushing forward, knowing I’m open to your every needs. Your grasp shows the strength I’ve needed for a long while now; I just want to melt as you make me feel like the woman of your dreams. I’ll give you my all, as you give me all in the way you love me. Your caressing lips on my breast, and your gentle tongue....hiding the craving I know will come in time. We collapse on the ground, the sun shining so bright, I see your eyes drink in my body. Slowly I undress you, kissing where I pull cloth away from your body. Awww, your tas

Simply Devine Divinity...
Does anyone have a good recipe? I have an event that I need to go to soon and I would like to take some divinity to the event, but I can't find a good recipe for this. Let me know, if you do! :D Kat (Sure wishing I could find my Grandmother's recipe.... :( )

Simple Devotion
Would you dance with the devil if he beckoned? When he crooked his wicked finger and wiggled it in your direction, expecting an immediate response, would you obey? Would you sigh at the devil’s song if he so chose to serenade only you? As his deep voice was carried on the Southern wind, would your blood hum and resonate his devotion? Would you shiver when the devil embraced you? When his powerful arms overtake and command submission, would your knees weaken and would you succumb to his whim? Would you close your eyes when the devil kissed you? Or would you stare into the hopeless void of passion and supremacy, losing yourself willingly to his control. I have danced with the devil. I have sighed as his voice rang through my soul. My body trembled when he took me into his arms and his kiss sent sparks through me as I lost myself in his gaze. Submission becomes a simple act when the body is broken and the mind controlled. Submission becomes an act of love, when the body

A Simple 5 Words
Have any of you ever noticed how the slightest little things that people say to you mean the most. Like this morning the woman that I adopted as another Mom told me that she was proud of me. That she was proud of the things I was doing with my life and with my son. That I was a blessing in her life and that the things I say and feel that come from my heart make a huge difference in hers. I went to sleep thinking about all the times I have never heard the words, "I am proud of you," come from my own parents. I mean when my mom was alive she would tell me all the time, but I know for a fact that in my 32 years of life I have never heard those words come from my fathers lips. Till this day all my father can do is criticize me for every little thing I do or even say, it’s never right or good enough for him. I get phone calls from my aunt who is taking care of him and he tells her that he is proud of me, but will never tell me and I am the one who needs to hear it the most. I have been m

Simply Day
Ya know the days go by fast and people keep moving at the pace they do. it is life and the speed of life never seems to slow down. Makes you wonder. One should live to work not work to live. People are too hung on the dollar and need to step back and enjoy the life they hae and not worry so much about the little things. If you want something you should get it. get what you want and not settle. It is only Money. What worth does money that sits have. What does it matter when we pass on? nothing. Live life to the fullest that you can and enjoy every minute of it. :)

Simple Plan-perfect
Hey Dad look at me Think back and talk to me Did I grow up according To plan? Do you think I’m wasting My time doing things I Wanna do? But it hurts when you Disapprove all along And now I try hard to make it I just want to make you proud I’m never gonna be good Enough for you I can’t pretend that I’m alright And you can’t change me ‘Cuz we lost it all Nothing lasts forever I’m sorry I can’t be Perfect Now it’s just too late And we can’t go back I’m sorry I can’t be Perfect I try not to think About the pain I feel inside Did you know you used to be My hero? All the days You spent with me Now seem so far away And it feels like you don’t Care anymore And now I try hard to make it I just want to make you proud I’m never gonna be good Enough for you I can’t stand another fight And nothing’ alright ‘Cuz we lost it all Nothing lasts forever I’m sorry I can’t be Perfect Now it’s just too late And we can’t go back I’m sorry I ca

~~simple World Peace~~
Subject: World Peace........... World Peace >>> Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and >>> an American engineer are walking together one day. >>> They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of >>> it."I will give each of you one wish, which is three >>> wishes total" says the Genie. >>> >>> The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a >>> farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to >>> be forever fertile in Canada ." Pooooof! With a blink >>> of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever >>> made fertile for farming. >>> >>> Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want an >>> impenetrable wall around Afghanistan , Iraq and Iran >>> with all believers of Mohammad inside and all Jews, >>> Americans, and other infidel forever outside our >>> precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the >>> Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those >>> countries.. >>> >>> The American

Simply The Best By Tina Turner
You know who you are. I don't need to say anymore! I call you when I need you, my heart's on fire You come to me, come to me wild and wild When you come to me Give me everything I need Give me a lifetime promises and a world of dreams Speak a language of love like you know what it means And it can't be wrong Take my heart and make it strong baby [Chorus:] You're simply the best Better than all the rest Better than anyone Anyone I've ever met I'm stuck on your heart I hang on every word you say Tear us apart Baby, I would rather be dead In your heart, I see the star of every night and every day In your eyes I get lost, I get washed away Just as long as I'm here in your arms I could be in no better place [Chorus:] You're simply the best Better than all the rest Better than anyone Anyone I've ever met I'm stuck on your heart I hang on every word you say Tear us apart Baby, I would rather be dead Each time you leave me

Simple Versus Real
A simple bastard will take you where you need to go. BUT...A real bastard throws you her keys, and say it needs gas in it! A simple bastard will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. BUT...A real bastard will say, beat the fuck out that bastard & don't nobody think about jumping in! A simple bastard will tell another bastard know he can back the fuck up or get knock the fuck out. BUT...A real bastard will just run up on that bastard without saying shit & knock him the fuck out!!! A simple bastard tells you, he's had enough to drink. BUT...A real bastard tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up and I'm buying! A simple bastard goes to the club with you and sits down. BUT...A real bastard goes to the club with you and say lets show these simple bastard how we get down. A simple bastard hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. BUT...A real bastard pops up at your house, talkin bout I know you aint in the bed, on a clubnight!

A Simple Hug
A Simple Hug There's something in a simple hug That always warms the heart; It welcomes you back home And makes it easier to part. A hug is a way to share the joy And sad times you go through, Or just a way for friends to say They like you 'cause you're you. Hugs are meant for anyone For whom you really care, From your grandma to your neighbor, Or a cuddly teddy bear. A hug is an amazing thing It's just the perfect way To show the love you're feeling But can't find the words to say. It's funny how a little hug Makes everyone feel good; In every place and language, It's always understood. And hugs don't need new equipment, Special batteries or parts Just open up your arms And open up your hearts.

Simple Misunderstanding
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel. The pharmacist fainted.

Simplle Bitches And Real Bitches...
A simple bitch will take you where you need to go......... BUT...A real bitch throws you her keys, and say it needs gas in it! A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. BUT...A real bitch will say, beat the fuck out that bitch & don't nobody think about jumping in! A simple bitch will tell another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knock the fuck out. BUT...A real bitch will just run up on that bitch without saying shit & knock her the fuck out!!! A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. BUT...A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up and I'm buying! A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. BUT...A real bitch goes to the club with you and say lets show these simple bitches how we get down. A simple bitch hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. BUT...A real bitch pops up at your house, talkin bout I know you aint in the bed, on a clubnight! A simple bitch s

A Simple Drabble. I Thought I'd Share.
He raised his eyes and stared out at Paris' dazzling landscape. On his right, across the Seine, the illuminated Eiffel Tower. Straight ahead, the Arc de Triumphe. And to the left, high atop the sloping rise of Montmarte, the graceful arabesque stone glowing white like a resplendent sanctuary. Here at the easternmost tip of the Denon Wing, the north-south thoroguhfare of Place du Carrousel ran almost flush with the building, with only a narrow walkway separating it from the Louvre's outer wall. Peace at last. Peace could be mine... His thoughts prodded as he inched just a little closer to the edge of the window sill. A single step and it'd be over with. No more pain, nor hurt, nor lies. France had been a place she had enjoyed, a place she found solace in years ago. Now, she was gone just like everyone else he had come to trust and call friend. The truth had been found out and it was only a matter of time before those He had sent would find him. There's nothing left for me in this

Simply Love
I couldn’t talk non stop; for after a while; the chords of my intricate throat started to hurt; and a gruesome hoarseness besieged my persona, I couldn’t walk non stop; for after a while; the soles of my feet started to ache; and the conglomerate of dreary bones in my body demanded celestial rest, I couldn’t write non stop; for after a while; my fingers swelled like a plump tomato; and the disdainful sweat on my palms started to drip obnoxiously on barren sheets of white paper, I couldn’t stare non stop; for after a while; my voluptuously soft cushion of lids fell down with a sigh; and the whites of my eye were desperate to get rid of the tumultuous stinging, I couldn’t eat non stop; for after a while; the tunnels of my stomach threatened to puke; and the buds of my tongue abhorrently repulsed the most exotic of taste, I couldn’t dance non stop; for after a while; the fantasy in my mind wholesomely subsided; and I inevitably collapsed on soil for my noctur

Simple Vs Real
This is GOOD..I expect it back too! I especially like the last sentence!!!!!! A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!) A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A simple

A Simple Kiss (angel)
A simple kiss to remember you by, Your warm breath on my skin. You have touched me in so many ways, More than just the physical. When I have held you in my arms my love, I knew an Angel had come to Earth in you. Twice now I have watched my Angel fly away, My heart has flown with her each time. I wonder at times if she knew what she carried, Those times she has flown from my arms. I know an Angel can never rest, She has so much work do to. But if she needed to rest at times, She will have my heart for her pillow. And when she flies away again, A simple kiss is all I need. For it will hold me heart and soul. Until her time for rest comes again. by INXS421 04/03/07

Simple
OK HERE ARE A FEW SIMPLE THINGS THAT SEEM TO BE COMMON SENSE TO ME. MAYBE NOT EVERYONE KEEPS SHIT AS SIMPLE AS MYSELF. 1) PPL ON THE INTERNET ARE PHONY 90% OF THE TIME 2) REAL FRIENDS ARE HARD TO FIND. EVEN HARDER ON THE INTERNET 3) IF YOU HAVE AN ISSUE WITH SOME ONE TAKE IT TO THEM, DON'T DRAG EVERYONE IN THE WORLD INTO IT. 4) THE NICEST THING ABOUT THE INTERNET, IF YOU WANNA IGNORE SOMEONE/SOMETHING IGNORE IT. THATS WHY THE POWERS THAT BE IN THE INTERNET WORLD MADE BLOCK/DELETE OPTIONS NOW A SET OF MY OWN PERSONAL RULES AND THINGS IMMA INCORPORATE INTO MY LIFE. 1)ANY DRAMA BROUGHT TO ME, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED AND DELETED FROM ANY MESSENGERS I MIGHT HAVE YOU ON, ASWELL AS DELETED FROM MY FRIENDS/FAN LIST. 2) DON'T BRING YOUR EFFIN DRAMA TO ME (SEE RULE# 1) 3) IF YOUR GONNA FALL IN LOVE OVER THE INTERNET, EXPECT YOUR HEART TO GET BROKEN. (SEE COMMON SENSE LIST #1) NOW IF PPL ARE GONNA HATE ME, GREAT, JUST MEANS YOU WILL BE CLOSER TO THE TOP OF THE LIST OF PPL T

Simple Facts
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

A Simple Poem...(i'm Full Of Jack Daniels..)
I think of you sometimes and wonder who you really are I suppose it doesn't really matter since I'll not gain your heart.. I wonder what your likings are I wonder what makes you tick inside I wonder if you're really more beautiful than I can imagine in my dreams because I'd give near anything to smell the fragrance of your hair, feel the softness of your skin, and look you in your eyes for just a brief moment in time.. I sometimes wonder if a person like me can ever gain the heart of a woman like you because I'm a sinner, a lover of things unpure for I might corrupt your spirit, and stain your soul. I loved once before, in another life not yet so far back away, When I felt so alive, and full of color before I've become the living dread And I cannot imagine that anyone else will spirit me their love anymore than I deserve love itself because I'm a sinner and you're a saint. I've dreamt so may times before, of the sun itself shining it's hope on me- yet the n

Simple Basics
Lessons in life come in many ways and forms, most when we least expect them. My grandfather was one of the strongest influences on my life. He was my teacher in so many ways, and he taught you in a way you didn't know you were learning. He has been gone many years now, but his influence lives on so a part of him lives on in me. I like to think he'd be pleased about this. He was a simple country man, a carpenter turned farmer due to an injury. He never saw the inside of a school, but was one of the most intelligent and wisest men I have ever met. The lessons he taught me early on were what I consider some of the most important ones I have ever learned. Just simple common sense sort of things. 1 - It doesn't cost anything at all to be nice to someone, and the reward you get for that is without price. 2 - Stop and think about how what you are about to do will do to others. Always remember to say please and thank you. 3 - A good joke will help even the most desperate of

Simple Ways To Be A Better Lover...
I saw this on a friend of mines pro and I had to copy and paste it.... SIMPLE WAYS TO BECOME A BETTER LOVER 1) CREATIVITY - You should never be afraid of doing new things. Is your sex life predictable? Change it, and put some creativity into it. The way i see it, is that you should never know whats going to happen. Dont be afraid to venture outside the bedroom. Surely we can all agree that going to jail for the sake of "different" sex isnt really worth it, but being outdoors does have a certain appeal to it. I have found that garages work well, and if you have an enclosed back yard, that works just as well also. As simple as it is, sex in the shower is always a winner. When your partner is in there, just hop in and seduce him/her. Its not very hard to just think of something creative and just do it. with that in mind, we move to the next subject. 2) SPONTANEITY - There is no better sex than sex that is just spontaneous. It has a certain passion level that just isnt matched ag

Simple Things !
Why must we suffer through so much pain, is there really anything to gain? I talk to him all of the time, and yes I have committed a crime. I have been searching all my life, for that special person, to make my wife. Maybe I missed out , i really don`t know, asked plenty of times for God to show. Me where I am going and what I should be, those things are hard for me too see. No I am not blind, just haven`t seen the light, I do want to do what it right. For me and the people I care about, that is why I sit here and have so much doubt. About what I should do and where I need to go. All I know is I need to grow. To be someone that I want to like, and no I don`t want to be like "Mike". Want to be me, my own person... that I do know for certain. So this I write just for me, trying to let God help me be. All I can in my simple little light, and maybe find what there is too life!!!

Simple Guidlines
font> THERE ARE NOW NEARLY 200 PPL ON THE BRITS ON TOUR LIST, AS I GO TO YOUR PAGES I SEE YOU ALL MEETING OTHER BRITS WHICH IS COOL, AS THAT WAS THE POINT OF THE TOUR TO MEET OTHERS TAPPERS NEAR YOU, BUT I ALSO NOTICE THAT ALTHOUGH YOU VISIT NEW PPL THAT CATCH YOUR ATTENTION WHEN ADDED TO LIST HARDLY ANYONE IS REPOSTING THE BULLETINS, THERE ARE A FEW PPL AND OBVIOUSLY I SEE WHO THEY ARE AS THE REPOSTS SHOW ON MY PAGE AND TO THOSE I THANK YOU FOR THE TY COMMENTS AND THE TIME (5 secs is all it is lol) AND THE MONEY ($10 'FAKE' bucks lol) THAT YOU TAKE TO REPOST BULLETINS, IT IS THANKS TO YOUR REPOSTING THAT WE ARE THE FASTEST GROWING CLUB ON CHERRYTAP, TODAY I WILL BE KEEPING AN EYE ON WHO ACTUALLY REPOSTS FOR ME, AND THOSE LOYAL PPL WILL BE RECIEVING A GIFT FROM ME, EVERYONE ELSE PROBABLY WONT EVEN BOTHER TO READ THIS FAR LOL AS THEY NEVER OPEN OR REPOST SO ITS COOL LMAO. DONT FORGET TO CHECK THE BOTTOM OF BULLETINS FOR NEW ADDS REGULARLY I AM CURRENTLY ADDING A

Simpsons Season 10 Dvd Release
Here's the news that all the other simpsons fans including me will love. season 10 of the simpsons has a release date finaly! its will be released on August 7. some of the specs and extras have been announced. the 4-disc set, which contains 23 episodes from season 10 will sell for the suggested price of $49.98 US, or $69.98 CAN. Just Some of the specs are Commentary on most all the episodes and of coruse delete sences,a word from Matt Groening,Animatics,And many many more. well i hope this help some of us survie till the release.. Matthew ps if you want to know more please visit http://tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=7284 Also thank you tvshowsondvd for providing this information.:) I love that you provide us hard core tv show collectors with the info we so what and need. THANKS

Simplicity
im soooooo easy.. no not that way you freaks... heres the dealie-o im 25 i have one child im not looking for a daddy for 'im i want sex..and lots of i will do anything for my man dont bug me in the middle of the game i will get your beer and mine during half time or commercial you get a bj three times a day m-f, three times on saturday, and i promise to suck you off all day sunday over and over and over again cept when im making sunday dinner. your dealie-o tell me what you want, be assertive show affection tie me up cuddle with me and dont be a rotten lil chit in the middle of my finals.. and dont keep me in the corner.. i want to be at your side not 4 steps behind

Simple
Life Is Simple Nothing More Then Life Or Death You Can Let The Pain Bring You Down Don't Let It Take Your Breath Born One Day Clear You'll Die Another Don't Let The Next Man Steal Your Thunder The Sun Gone Shine Rain Must Fall Wind Will Blow No Matter How Hard It's Up To You If You Fall Life Is Just That Simple Nothing More Then Life Or Death

8 Simple Steps To Becoming Enlightened
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." ~ Hannah More 1. Release all concern for what others think of you. (especially family, friends, co-workers and people you do not even know!) 2. Send LOVE towards every car, tree, thing, and person you see. Give love everywhere you go by opening your heart when you consciously see anything. 3. Be totally honest and true to your every word. Follow through with everything you say you are going to do. 4. Be conscious, present and aware of this full experience of your life right now. 5. Make time to connect with the Universe by being still and meditating from the ever-present pure awareness inside you now. 6. Surrender to your inner-most being. Find the deepest Source of stillness inside and nestle into this wonderous inner core. 7. Feel free to think, say and do anything you want! It will awaken an infinite power, awareness and Universal knowledge inside you. 8. Ful

Simple Translations
Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye. Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people. Chickens: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead. Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out. Egotistic: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. Gossip: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. Handkerchief: Cold Storage. Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. Mosquito: An insect that makes you like flies better. Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time.

Simple Arroz Con Pollo*rice With Chicken*
SIMPLE ARROZ CON POLLO Printed from COOKS.COM 4 boneless skinless chicken breasts 1 lb hot italian sausage 1 lg green pepper, chopped 1 lg red pepper, chopped 1 tbs garlic, minced 1/2 cup chopped onion, chopped 1 pkg yellow rice or saffron rice, family sized salt & pepper hot sauce good grade olive oil Coat the bottom of a large fry pan or saute pan with olive oil. Over med high heat, saute garlic and onion in the oil until tender but not browned. Cut the chicken breasts into 1.5" chunks. Remove the sausage from its casings and crumble into small pieces. Add the chicken and sausage to the garlic and onion mixture; salt and pepper to taste. Saute the mixture, stirring frequently. When the meats are almost cooked through, add the chopped pepper and continue to saute until done. Add the rice and any packaged seas

Simply Grilled Chicken
This recipe serves: 4 Ingredients For the chicken: 4 boneless, skinless chicken breasts, 4 to 6 oz. each 1 tablespoon olive oil salt and pepper Cooking Instructions For the chicken: 1. Preheat the grill to medium-high. 2. Sprinkle the chicken with salt and pepper and drizzle with olive oil. 3. Place the chicken on the grill and cook until the juices run clear, about 6 to 8 minutes per side. 4. Place the chicken on a serving platter and let it rest for 3 minutes before serving. Serving Size: 1 chicken breast Nutritional Information Number of Servings: 4 Per Serving Calories 182 Carbohydrate 0 g Fat 7 g Fiber 0 g Protein 29 g Saturated Fat 1 g Sodium 106 mg

Simple Words.
Just when you put your gaurd down, just when you give your heart and soul to someone what do they do? just toss you aside like you were yesterdays trash. Classic example with what happens with most relationships. I often ask myself why girls stay in a relationship where their man is either cheating on them in real life, or is playing around on line. Either way if you don't know about it then it is cheating. Whats to hide if it isn't? On here I come along so many men who are in relationships and act like total pigs. First of all, if you dont like the relationship you are in then get the fuck out. What are you doing? fufilling your ego? giving you a boast of confidence? Oh wait, let me guess.. Your relationship has lost that "new" feeling, or lets just say she doesnt put out enough. You have to really ask yourself why. I mean when it comes down to it, if you hadn't fucked up time and time again you could have had everything you wanted in that person you are with. But instead you assholes

Simple Chicken Enchiladas
These creamy-rich enchiladas are filled with a mixture of chicken, cream cheese, sour cream, Mexican-blend cheese, olives, sweet pepper, onion and salsa, topped with enchilada sauce and more cheese. Ingredients: • 4 boneless, skinless chicken breasts, cooked and diced or shredded • 1 dozen corn (or flour) tortillas • 2 lg cans of your favorite enchilada sauce • 2 Cups or more shredded Mexican cheese blend (or your favorite) • 1 can black olives, sliced • 1/2 green, red, orange, or yellow sweet pepper, chopped • 1/2 lg onion, chopped • 1 Cup Salsa (Southwest or your favorite) • 1 Cup Sour cream • 1 8 oz. pkg cream cheese, room temperature • Sour cream, guacamole, and sliced black olives for garnish. Method: Pour 1/2 can enchillada sauce in the bottom of 13x9-inch pan. Saute onion and pepper in olive oil in large skillet until tender. Add salsa. Stir cream cheese until smooth. Slowly mix in sour cream until blended. Stir in onion-salsa mix, 1 can of black olives, and th

A Simple Bitch
A simple bitch is someone you met through somebody else. * A real bitch is someone you knew from back in the day and we still kickin it now! A simple bitch will take you where you need to go. *A real bitch throws you her keys and say it needs gas in it! A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. *A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say bet nobody jump in. A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knock the fuck out. * A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!! A simple bitch tells you she's had enough to drink. *A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked A simple bitch tells you she's had enough to drink. *A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up! A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. * A real bitch goes to the club with you and say lets show these simple bitches how we do it. A simple bitch ha

A Simple Thought From My Simple Brain..
The following quote is mine.. It's on nearly every online profile I have and I just felt like it needed to be honored with its own blog post.. 1 time.. Every answer you seek can be found in the voice of the falling rain.. every question and answer under god raises into the night sky and it falls back to the world on the lips of the rain. We have just forgotten how to listen. - J. Pletz (4/8/2007)

A Simple Prayer....
Subject: A simple prayer Relax your mind and humble your heart to focus on Christ. Allow God to be the only person on your mind while you read this prayer. If we can take the time to read long jokes, stories, etc., we should give the same respect to this prayer. Friends, who pray together, stay together. If you pray this prayer, change the number. Dear Lord, I thank you for this day. I thank You for my being able to see and to hear this morning. I'm blessed because You are a forgiving God and an understanding God. You have done so much for me and You keep on blessing me. Forgive me this day for everything I have done, said or thought that was not pleasing to you. I ask now for Your forgiveness. Please keep me safe from all danger and harm. Help me to start this day with a new attitude and plenty of gratitude. Let me make the best of each and every day to clear my mind so that I can hear from You. Please broaden my mind that I can accept all things

Simply I Want You
To Put It Simply, I Want You I want to be your companion and walk hand in hand, your strength enveloping mine. Autumn leaves falling, scuffing feet and laughter, sharing nights, not finished by the dark. I want to be your confidant as you pen your deepest thoughts, as your heartaches bleed and finally break free. Your dreams, I keep as if my own. I want to smile as you smile and giggle with you at nothing at all. I want to be your lover and find the passions that move you to action. I want to be the softness that induces you to trust. I want to be the naughty that makes you come back for more. I want to please you. I want to share your breakfast and your dinner, I want you in the shower and in your bed and with soft steps to bring you coffee (I take mine black) Your strong arms, the legs that power your thrust, your lips of pleasure, these are the fuel of my desire no it is no secret, my love, and to put it very simply, I want you.

Simply It!!!
like the songs we sing, some people just invoke a particular feeling within us. some inspire us, make us mad, reminds us what we wish we have or just plain irritates us on sight. we are creatures of emotions and reacts to a stimulus. situations too, can sometimes get a little out of hand that it overwhelms us. and me particularly, being a control freak, freaks out. its like the placid lake just busted a dam and a horribly big wave keeps towing me in and pulling me under. but fortunately we are survivors, knowing when to sink and ride the wave plus an optimist, that means learning to like the wave. not to do that will only prolong the agony. its still agonizing when you grin and bear it, yes, but no one else needs to know that.

*5 Simple Rules*
*Remember these five simple rules to be happy: 1. Free your heart from hatred. 2. Free your mind from worries. 3. Live simply. 4. Give more. 5. Expect less. No one can go back and make a brand new start. Anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. When something happens to you, good or bad, consider what it means. There's a purpose to life's events, to teach you how to laugh more or not to cry too hard. You can't make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved; the rest is up to the person to realize your worth. It's better to lose your pride to the one you love, than to lose the one you love because of pride. We spend too much time looking for the right person to love or finding fault with those we already love, when instead we should be perfecting the love we give. Never abandon an old friend. You will never find one who can take his or her place. Friendship is like wine, it gets better as it grows older. *

Simple Lesson....
Difference Between Democrats and Republicans: Fred Thompson and Hillary were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican, Fred Thompson, gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. Hillary was very impressed, so when they came to another homeless person, she decided to help. She walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into Thompson's pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5. NOW do you understand the difference?

Simplcity
As I sit here on the patio watching the waves crash on shore a jooger or two getting in there daily run other than that the beach is empty..I close my eyes and just listen to the sounds and takes deep breaths of salt air and Im left asking myself why can't the rest of life be this simple....And I don't mean just me...I mean for everyone All nations everywhere ....ok done thinking now back to breathing *waves* from pcb xoxo

Simple Rules Of Life (taken From A Bulletin Repost)
Simple Rules of Life 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. It is always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will s

Simple Rules Of Life
Simple Rules of Life 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. It is always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he

Simple Advice...
Do yourself the favor go out and buy or dust off the album "prettyhatemachine" by Nine Inch Nails. Lock youself in your car and drive to the album with it turned up LOUD! It made me feel better and it might just do it for you too. Til the next posting... THIS IS THE TERROR THE FLAPS IN THE NIGHT, THE SHADOW THAT LURKS IN, WELL, THE SHADOWS...I AM DARK WING DUCK!

` : Simple Home Remedies (funny!!)
` 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat just by using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer. 5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the tooth ache. 8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: In life, you only need tw

A Simple Prayer
Each day I live, I think and pray. I ask him to forgive me, And bless me on this new day. I pray to be a good mother, And not be like thier father. I may find love and peace, so people can see past the beast. The beast that makes me mad and sad. People that see past it knows Im glad. To be alive and live through another day. All thelove and attention I give, Is to my children as their lives begin.

Simpsons Movie Briefly
Very sleepy now (have been, did not sleep well or much) - but the film was really very good, fun and funny. I laughed often, and it was more than just a longer episode, I think... (well, some of the individual episodes have ... ok, I am not going to go down those tangents and I don't want to write a review so early that says too much, either.)

Simple Chicken Enchiladas
Ingredients: * 4 boneless, skinless chicken breasts, cooked and diced or shredded * 1 dozen corn (or flour) tortillas * 2 lg cans of your favorite enchilada sauce * 2 Cups or more shredded Mexican cheese blend (or your favorite) * 1 can black olives, sliced * 1/2 green, red, orange, or yellow sweet pepper, chopped * 1/2 lg onion, chopped * 1 Cup Salsa (Southwest or your favorite) * 1 Cup Sour cream * 1 8 oz. pkg cream cheese, room temperature Sour cream, guacamole, and sliced black olives for garnish. Method Pour 1/2 can enchillada sauce in the bottom of 13x9-inch pan. Saute onion and pepper in olive oil in large skillet until tender. Add salsa. Stir cream cheese until smooth. Slowly mix in sour cream until blended. Stir in onion-salsa mix, 1 can of black olives, and the chicken. Spoon approximately 1/12 of the mixture into a tortilla; sprinkle with a little cheese blend, roll up and place in pan. Continue until all 12 ar

Simpsons Movie
Nicely done, I thought. Different enough that it didn't feel like a 90 minute tv episode, but not too different that it felt weird or wrong. Extra depth was the key - in plot, characterisation and animation. And awesomely funny in parts. And kins will admit to feeling a lump in his throat when... ******SPOILERS****** ....Homer and Marge make up at the end....

Simplicity Avoids Us
Have you really looked around you? Have you ever took the time and really checked things out? Money, Beauty, "modeled" bodies, Vanity, Obsessive Behavior, Cruelty, Damnable Personalities. Oh there's more. And I've seen it all. I don't care who wears what, who buys what, who had implants and who got lipo. Most of what I'm talking about are those who think it's okay to put pictures on the web of someone who is pretty in thier own way, and then another of that same person, and leave it up to be laughed at because she's really obese, or she's not got the body that society had deemed "perfect". That person in that picture may be the friendliest, warm hearted person there is. There may be a medical reason for her size. No one knows and yet it's okay. I'm honest. I'm far from MODEL QUALITY. I have a little extra, but i'm not self centered, egotistical, or cruel. It's the real people who make life worth living. So a thought for the day: What if it was your pick on someones blog

Simple Love
waiting together for something thats new debating creating a love so pure and true and when youre standing next to me its a sight ive never before seen its happiness ive finally reached from simply loving you falling deeper into the abyss closer approaching desire as we kiss i think when we move in sync my heart is always on the brink I almost seem to feel too much from simply loving you

Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter.
Rule one: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please do not take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still., I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose a compromise. You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to you

The Simpsons Movie
I love the Simpsons. In 17 years, I can think of maybe 3 episodes I didn't really care for, and they were still funny. So I was totally excited this movie came out, and even more so because they kept the same crew who write the episodes, and didn't ruin it be bringing in oursiders. My friend also saw it, and said that he was disappointed, because it was like watching a long episode. To me, that was the best part. It follows the basic pattern. Homer doesn't listen, Homer does something half ass, Homer puts everyone in danger, Homer tries to right things. There really is nothing new, but since it's a movie, they can do things that they can't on a TV show. The subtle jokes that are too adult for TV, and the young chilluns who watch it, and you get to hear Marge say "God Damn IT". Awesome I admit, I'm biased, and I've been waiting for this movie for years. I won't ruin it with details, but if you're a Simpson's fan, go see it. If you're not, you probably won't like it. I giv

Simple And Innocent
Play full and joyfull Simple and innocent Just friends fooling around Simple and innocent A healer lending a ear Simple and innocent Nothing wanted Simple and innocent Something gained Simple and innocent How could this be Simple and innocent Not supposed to happen Simple and Innocent No contact Simple and Innocent Confuzzeld by a four letter word Simple and Innocent This can't be right Simple and Innocent Late nights of simply talking Simple and Innocent A Fantasy turn reallity Simple and Innocent Little things thats all it was Simple little things that made me fall in love Innocent to all things but what my heart felt Simple and Innocent My realty fought my fantasy's Confussed and Blinded Didn't see it Confussed and blinded Couldn't hide it Confussed and blinded All ways happy talking with you Confussed and blinded This ain't right Confussed and blinded Miles and milses a

Simple Hello
simple hello you came in to my Life with a simple hello Was not looking for anything to start just wanting to chat with someone in open thought ... never did I think that the words we have shared would touch my heart the way that they did... the more we talk the more I get to know the man that you are the more I found myself looking forward to the next phone call, we are going to share... not sure where thing Might go Or what the In store for us Nor whats in my heart, just knowing I dont want it to stop written by norma c brooks --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Simple
im going to make this abundantly clear...if you are an asshole, a wanker, a twat, a douchebag, or any other explicid word you can think of...then shut the fuck up and dont bother tryin to rap to me...clear enough yeah? excellent, cheers

Simple Cinnamon Pecans
Makes: 4 cups servings Prep Time: 20 minutes Cook Time: 1 hour, 0 minutes Ready In: 1 hour, 20 minutes It takes a magnificent tree to produce a great-tasting nut. Pecan trees usually range in height from 70 to 100 feet, but some trees grow as tall as 150 feet or higher. Native pecan trees – those over 150 years old – have trunks more than three feet in diameter. There are over 1,000 varieties of pecans. Many are named for Native American Indian tribes, including Cheyenne, Mohawk, Sioux, Choctaw and Shawnee. Before a shelled pecan is ready to be sold, it must first be cleaned, sized, sterilized, cracked and finally, shelled; Can you imagine a pecan skyscraper? Picture this - it would take 11,624 pecans, stacked end to end, to reach the top of the Empire State Building in New York City. Fun facts from http://www.ilovepecans.org/funfacts.html Ingredients 2 tbsp melted butter 2 tbsp light corn syrup 2 tsp granulated sugar 1/2 tsp ground cinnamon 1/4 tsp salt 4 cups shelled p

Simple As This !!!!!!
well it seems to me that there are some real idiots on my friends list. Sorry to hear that and sorry to say that. From now on...I will not be answering shout boxes accept from the people who I have talked to already and I know aren't being rude in any kind of way. I'm not here to call anyone I don't know so don't ask ! I'm not here to cam with ANYONE so don't ask !I'm not here to hear your problems....I'm not Dear Abby ! I'm so not trying to be rude here but I don't have the time to be talking to everyone at once. When I don't reply people get upset? I really don't want to have to turn my shoutbox completely off so if you have read this and understand where I am coming from great. If you don't then too bad for you. Oh and by the way... DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT ASK ME TO ADD YOU TO MY MSN OR YAHOO !!!!! If you want to call me a stuck up bitch like I was called tonight simply cause I don't want to talk to you in my shout box...then I highly suggest you take me off your list. I f you ha

A Simple B!t)h..........
A simple bitch will take you where you need to go. *A real bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it! A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. *A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say "nobody better jump in". A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knocked the fuck out. *A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!! A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up! A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. *A real bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these simple bitches how we do it. A simple bitch wonders who your new man is. *A real bitch know that mutha fucka's first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!! A simp

Simple Man
Shinedown lyrics "Simple Man" (cover) Mama told me when I was young Come sit beside me, my only son And listen closely to what I say. And if you do this It will help you some sunny day. Take your time... Don't live too fast, Troubles will come and they will pass. Go find a woman and you'll find love, And don't forget son, There is someone up above. (Chorus) And be a simple kind of man. Be something you love and understand. Be a simple kind of man. Won't you do this for me son, If you can? Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul, And you can do this if you try. All that I want for you my son, Is to be satisfied. (Chorus) Boy, don't you worry... you'll find yourself. Follow you heart and nothing else. And you can do this if you try. All I want for you my son, Is to be satisfied. (Chorus)

Simply Perfect
LOVING the RIGHT PERSON at the WRONG TIME, having the wrong person when the time is right and finding out you love someone right after that person walks out of your life... And sometimes, you think you're already over a person, but when you see them smile at you, you'll suddenly realize that you're just pretending to be over them just to ease the pain of knowing that they will never be yours again... For some, they think that letting go is one way of expressing how much they love that person... in my opinion, some are afraid to see the one they love being held by someone else... Most relationships tend to fail not because the absence of love. Love is always present. It's just that one was being loved too much and the other was being loved too little... As we all know that the heart is the center of the body but it beats on the left. Maybe that's the reason why the heart is not always right? Most often we fall in love with the person we think we love but t

Simple Question
how many people actuall take the time to read blogs? i know stupid question because if your reading this then you do. so if you can take the time to read a blog how come most people dont take the time to read a profile?

Simple & Powerful
Simple & Powerful This is true...makes you think A mother asked President ... "Why did my son have to die in Iraq?" A mother asked President ... "Why did my son have to die in Saudi Arabia?" A mother asked President ... "Why did my son have to die in Kuwait?" Another mother asked President ... "Why did my son have to die in Vietnam?" Another mother asked President ... "Why did my son have to die in Korea?" Another mother asked President ... "Why did my son have to die on Iwo Jima?" Another mother asked President ... "Why did my son have to die on a battlefield on a field in France?" Yet another mother asked President ... "Why did my son have to die at Gettysburg?" And yet another mother asked President ... "Why did my son have to die on a frozen field near Valley Forge?" Then long, long ago, a mother asked... "Heavenly Father ... why did my Son have to die on a cross outside of Jerusalem ?" The answer is the same ... "So that others ma

Simple Exwecise To Firm –up Ur Breasts…to Add On To Ur Existing Beauty
There are two types of exercises to firm-up the breast muscles and to have a majestice appearance even at the later steges….… Very simple ….. (1)The “lady’s push up”(2) and the “ dumbbell fly”. The ladies push up is different from the man. First of all she is on the floor on all “fours” position. The hands instead of being straight out, are turned in, so the palms are facing each other. Now start the push ups, with as many as you can comfortably do without becoming strained. This may be as few as 4 or 5. Then daily try to increase this number, till you can do about a set of 20. Two sets are perfect. The second exercise “ dumbbell fly”, you will need two light (say 1 kilo to 2 kilos maximum) dumbbells. Then lying on your back on the floor, pick up one weight in each. Now extend your arms out at shoulder level on the floor with your palms up. The weights should be parallel to your body. Lift both arms straight up together above your body, keeping your elbows slightly bent, so th

10 Simple Rules 4 Dating My Daughter
10 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date withmy daughter, I will take my electric n

Simple Friend Vs. Real Friend
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with his/her foot!) A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you

A Simple Friend Versus A Real Friend
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with his/her foot!) A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you

Simple Words
One life. One love. One heart. Second to none. One soul. One life. Our memories of romance and fun. You stare deep, you touch soft. If I let you, you just might. You come a little closer. I breathe a little deeper. My heart in my chest flutters and takes flights. I feel your arms. You touch my hand. I close my eyes. You made me weak. Your dancing eyes slowly close. Your gentle fingers find my cheek. My world stops. My world ignites. My world's dark, then slowly lights. I look at you, i see your soul. You look at me, you see my heart. I try to say the words. You understand without sound. Three simple words. Just three simple words. But you know. Because you know True love. True love we've found.

Simplicity
I just got home from taking my sister to work...on my way this is what I saw... I was heading up the road and got to the stop light. Its a long wait at that light, to steal from the TV show WEEDS - its the punishment light, so I had time to look around and see what was going on. A man was walking up the median carrying one of those little plastic cooler/lunch box things in one hand and a 12 pack of beer in the other. He had on blue work clothes and appeared to be covered in a white dust that I can only assume was either concrete dust or plaster dust. You could tell this man was a hard working man, one who works for the family that he couldn't live without. I thought to myself, damn - must suck to not have a car. But as soon as I thought that another thought hit me twice as fast. I thought to myself - maybe this man chooses not to have a car, maybe its just an unneeded commodity in his life. Maybe he just doesn't need that to be happy. Here he is, a working man,

Simple Pleasures
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Rich Date: Oct 2, 2007 9:40 AM Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; than try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want so that they will be happier. The way it actually works is the reverse. You must first be who you really are, then, do what you need to do. In order to have what you want. What really matters is what you do with what you have. You have to accept whatever comes and the only important thing is that you meet it with the best you have to give. Follow your passion. Live your life the way you want too. What makes you happy. Who has the power to stop you from being happy. Only you have that power; no one else. Your only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way. Get pleasures out of life; as much as you can. Nobody ever died from pleasure. If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if you don't ha

Simple Things
another sunny day in the beautiful switzerland... i have been sending my resume to other places, keep fingers crossed to see if they call me back! i'm thinking seriously that i need to do this things: - start looking for appartments closer to zürich (the own zürich is way too expensive lol, better to stay closer and appart of this, it's probably that i find jobs in zürich or zug or bern) - my sister insists in a new webcam, cause my good one i left to her, and i only took the puppy spy webcam... is way too cute BUT it has low quality - mp3 or cellphone? i should make a mumm of that one, cause i would like to have my mp3, but actually my cellphone is a bit old, and yes i can upload it few but not more than like 5,6 songs lol not enough memory... and i don't want to put money for an old type of memory for this cellphone, cause i know i want a new one, or maybe i should get an mp3 player? - keep the job search. absolutelly. my dear friends keep your fingers crossed for me, caus

Simple Gifts
Simple Gifts by Kassiana © 'Tis the gift to be simple, 'tis the gift to be free, 'tis the gift to come down where you ought to be, And when we find ourselves in the place just right, It will be in the valley of love and delight. --Shaker Hymn Christmas packages had been piling up under the tree at Xavier's School for the Gifted, because most of its students lived there year-round. Guards had also, reluctantly, been posted over the gifts after someone opened up a SuperSoaker early and effectively ended the pyrokinesis class. There were only five more days until Christmas, and classes had been cancelled this afternoon due to snow. Outside, things were proceeding much as expected. The more mischievous students and X-men were having violent snowball fights. Others were making snow mutants and other things out of snow. A few kids were making a sledding run down a haphazardly crafted snow hill. Only a few people remained inside, and they were mainly discussing Christmas p

A Simple Prayer
A Simple Prayer Before bed, Something I pray Is that one thing Will go my way. This has been answered By the heavens above for I have found The one I love. This kind of love Is rare to find For our souls Are combined. Many people search All their lives To find something That we have alive. The deepest kinds love Is what we share, And all because Of a simple prayer.

A Simple Bitch!!!verses A Real Bitch
"""A simple bitch will take you where you need to go. *A real bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it! A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. *A real bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say "nobody better jump in". A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knocked the fuck out. *A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out!!! A simple bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. *A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up! A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. *A real bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these simple bitches how we do it. A simple bitch wonders who your new man is. *A real bitch knows that mutha fucka's first name, last name, birthday,address, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works,how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now

Simple Pleasures
February 27, 2006 - Monday simple pleasures Current mood: angry you know, i dont have much of a life. i've got two simple pleasures that untill yesterday i liked to enjoy as often as possable. the first no one can take away from me and that is watching anime. honestly i dont know what draws me in more, the stories or the art work, i dont know for sure, but i really enjoy watching it.. now as for my second, it is kind of lame actully, but up untill yesterday it was going to this local resturant. the food wasnt that great but the regular customers were nice people. i liked going there pretty much daily. it was some place i could go just to get out of the house and interact with people besides at work. and another pluss, is that a few of the waitresses wernt hard on the eyes ... but now yesterday, but now yesterday 2 fuckin cunts that work there obvously didnt have enough drama in there fuckin lives decided to start spreading rumors about my self and and another waitress that

Simple Suicide-poem
Simple suicide Grasping for breath Clinging to wisps of hope Falling into blackness Becoming a hollow shell Fighting the urge for pain Watching the seconds pass Sharp and shiny in my hand Glinting in the light of dawn Pressure lightly as red appears Dripping with soft plops onto the floor Gash long and jagged replaces pink skin Beautiful blood washing over me Releasing pain from inside Numbness replaces empty heart Void filling my eyes Letting the wound consume me Times fleeting shortened breath Closing my eyes Giving into the nothingness of the end Painless and forgotten in a second Gone from memory with one simple cut

A Simple Tutorial On How To Submit A Salute.
A simple tutorial on how to Submit a salute. First and foremost you will need to make a Salute, there is an example of a salute in this tutorial, or Click Here to read on how to make one! Second you need to upload it. Thirdly submit it and all done. Now all you need to do is wait for Approval or Rejection. If you are rejected there will be a message on why it was Rejected. Also You will be notified either way. This is where you will get sent to once you have clicked on "Submit as a salute." A Salute is a candid photo of yourself proving you're a real person. Your face must be clearly visible while holding up a site sticker, wearing a site shirt, or simply with your homepage on your computer in the background. Are you sure you want to flag the photo below as a SALUTE? Your account may be removed if your SALUTE is rejected for being fake. YES, SALUTE!|no, nevermind! This concludes this Short tutorial. If you have any questions feel free to leave a comment of if yo

Simple Test
This is a test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify. > > > > > > The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you > > whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each > > answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down > > UNTIL you have answered the question! > > > > > > > > > > > > 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and > > close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple > > things in an overly complicated way. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

Simple Internet Conversation
>EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ ALL OF THIS and HAVE CHILDREN READ IT TOO! > >After tossing her books on the sofa, she decided to grab a snack and get on-line. She logged on under her screen name ByAngel213. She checked her Buddy List and saw GoTo123 was on. She sent him an instant message: > >ByAngel213: >Hi. I'm glad you are on! I thought someone was following me home today. It was really weird! > >GoTo123: >LOL You watch too much TV. Why would someone be following you? Don't you live in a safe neighborhood? > >ByAngel213: >Of course I do. LOL I guess it was my imagination cuz' I didn't see anybody when I looked out. > >GoTo123: >Unless you gave your name out on-line. You haven't done that have you? > >ByAngel213: >Of course not. I'm not stupid you know. > >GoTo123: >Did you have a softball game after school today? > >ByAngel213: >Yes and we won!! > >GoTo123: >That's great! Who did you play? > >ByAngel213: >We played the Hornets. LOL. Their uniforms are so gross

Simple As That...
I'm as stubborn as the next person. It's a lethal combination of the Scorpio AND Mexicana in me. When I'm right I let it be known... However, when it comes to other people's lives, sure I get upset, disappointed, protective, but to a point. Ultimately, it's their life. The best you can do is be a friend. A friend won't judge you, humiliate you or bail when things get rough. Not everyone is the same. Not everyone's path is going to reflect your own. You can't be angry when other's don't have the same goals as you. You can't bully people into seeing your poit of view. I used to have that problem. Growing up I was over-protected and extremely sheltered. My parents were old fashioned, almost to a fault. In my teens, I wanted to break out, be free...I started doing drugs. Drugs emotionally stunted me so when I was older, I had the mind set of a 5yr old. Very immature, outlandish, thoughtless...you name it. It's taken years of sobriety to become a woman and mature. With that maturi

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Here is a simple sex scene i described to a member that she like so much she save it as one of her blogs tell me what you think.. lay you back on the couch with you legs around my shoulders as i slowly eat you pussy taking my middle and index finger and rubbing your clit while my tongue and thumb run the inside wall of you pussy you legs tighten and you body starts to shack as the orgasmic climax builds deep inside you all of a sudden i slip my tongue into your ass and it trigers you orgasm and you love juices flood my face ,neck and chest i slide up your body and slowy nibble up your neck you can feel the head of hard cock press its way into you hot body the pressure of my cock inside of you trigers another orgasm and you scream and crawl my back

Simple Honesty
isnt it funny how one minute you can be completely happy and then he next you can hate everyone in existence. or how you can have a ton of friends and no one even fucking bother to talk to you as a friend... instead they only want to try to fuck u? I have around 500 friends on here, several fans, and no one to talk to. thats sad. even the few in my family category dont want to really listen to me. SO today i hate everyone. well except my dog. and maybe mark. but everyone else SUCKS ASSHOLES! crazy huh? the fact that i can go to a bar and have more people want to be my friend there than anyone else. maybe i should be an alcoholic. fuck it right>? i mean its not like i have anything else going for me. no other friends who care. no one who really gives a fuck. if i can get ditched on my birthday by everyone including my "best friend" then why not rely on the one thing i can control. Alcohol. this has been a very rare but needed rendition of ramblings from a mynda! later

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Don't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth.. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom. 1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 2. If your initial is

Simple No-equipment Exercises From Realage.com
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