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Shockernxt
If you are going to check me out... then why are you blocking me? Have something to hide? So you better talk to me! What are you so afraid of? Well, If you continue to hide behind a block... I guess that shows what kind of GIRL you really are!! So, NOW I am calling you out to talk to me! Don't be a wuss!!

Shocked For A Moment
today Slavegirl S told me that she had a car accident yesterday... i am happy that my Slavegirl is ok and hasn't hurt. that and the death of a girl i have talked with a lot here on fubar not long ago show that we all should live our life to the fullest and do whatever we like, want, need and desire... Slavegirl M is also very happy that S is ok and feeling better now... and Slavegirl S loves what she is allowed to do for my amusement... so lets look positive into the future!! and i also want to greet all that cute submissive females that msged me about my profile, slavegirls and blog... thank you for the nice comments and shouts! it is allways a pleasure to talk with that sort of soulmates. a lot of people are interested in this more then the most people think. i want to show that, so in the near future you will find an album in my photo section called: "SALUTES FOR A DOM" there you can see submissive females from fubar... and my fubar name "mi

Shocking Facts About The Pharmaceutical Industry-mercola.com
Big drug companies have been accused of putting profits above patients, spinning false PR campaigns and more. Here are some of the most shocking facts about the pharmaceutical industry. The price of drugs is increasing faster than anything else a patient pays for: The prices of the most heavily prescribed drugs are routinely jacked up, sometimes several times a year. Some medications have a mark-up of 1,000 percent over the cost of their ingredients. Your doctor may have an ulterior motive behind your prescription: Drug reps often give gifts to convince doctors to prescribe the medications that they represent. These drug reps usually have no medical or science education. Pharmaceutical companies spend more on marketing than research: Almost twice as much! Guilty of Medicare fraud: Pharmaceutical companies are being tried in federal courts as a result of their exploitation of Medicare. AstraZeneca had to pay more than $340 million in penalties for coaching doctors to cheat M

Shock Me
So how do you know when to say when? Not give up on someone but when too protect yourself from giving in. In the past I have been supportive even when I questioned the direction some of my friends were taking themselves down. Some got lost in drugs and alcohol, others a more personal fight within them. Personal demons as some would say. The substance abuse sometimes you just have to let people go until they are ready to fight back and regain control of their lives. Yes I have had to turn my back but always made the effort to stay in contact and help them fight the good fight. From a best friend to an older brother I have struggled through the hard times. I am happy to say my friend has turned it around but I can’t say the same about my brother. It’s hard when I grew up as younger brothers do, look up to him, and then to see him give up on his life. You will never understand what it’s like to get a phone call and go pick someone up who is talking about taking their life. Is

Shockwave
Shockwave It causes my heart to race Seeing you face to face It's like a virus It spreads as the blood flows It's hard to hide this flame As the wind blows You have to forgive my heart It fills my mind with doubt With memories of what I gave I can't seem to stand, for you I fall Myself I can't seem to save Your love shakes me like a shockwave It's like i'm lost in slumber Adrift inside a dream Your light enraptures me Blinded by the beam Your shockwave the only thing that wakes me You are all I see Would you again make me whole If I offered you my soul? Another one for Ashley! Muah!! ;)

Shock Him
WELL NOW IM AMAZED! I WAS TOLD BY SOMEONE THAT MY FRIENDS COULDNT KICK AZZ AND GET HIM LEVELED BY FRIDAY! NEEDLESS TO SAY, I TOLD HIM HE WAS DEAD WRONG CAUSE NOT ONLY WILL I RATE HIS STUFF(WHICH HE DOESNT HAVE MUCH...GO FIGURE), BUT I HAVE SOME SUPER FRIENDS! HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW! AS OF RIGHT NOW HES ONLY GOT 425,803 POINTS TO LEVEL! THATS DOABLE ISNT IT? IM ASKING YOU ALL...PLEASE HIT THIS MAN UP AND SHOW HIM WHAT I FEEL WHEN ALL MY TRUE FRIENDS ARE THERE. SHOW HIM WHAT ITS LIKE TO FEEL SO MUCH LOVE YOU BECOME OVERWHELMED. SHOW HIM I HAVE THE BEST FRIENDS ANYONE COULD ASK FOR, CAUSE THEY ARE TRUE AND AS LONG AS LOVE IS RETURNED, THEY GIVE SO MUCH!! THATS WHAT IM ASKING...FOR US TO ALL MAKE IT HAPPEN AND SHOCK EVERYONE! ESPECIALLY HIM! FAN, RATE, AND ADD HIM AND THEN HIT HIS MEASLY STASH..LOL(NO OFFENSE KEITH BUT WHAT IS IT WITH YOU GUYS?..LOL) RATE THE FEW PICS HE HAS...IT WONT TAKE LONG AT ALL! SHOCK THE CRAP OUT OF HIM!! HERES THE LINK TO HIS PROFILE....HELP ME PROV

Shock Of It All
the pain of last night is still to hard to believe how could he just break up with me i know he cares i know that he does but how could he tell me he didn't i tired to sleep but the dreams where not good i am trying not to cry but the tears wont stop i feel worse then i ever felt before i feel like my heart is still there but that it is broken i don't want it ever to be fixed how can i be hurting this much i feel like giving up on everything my whole world is crashing down around me and there is nothing that i can do to stop it i think that this might have cause me to lose it i don't want to start over i don't want to move on i don't want to be happy with out him i want to just go away i want to just fade away into the darkness

Shocker! He Said 9-11 Only Once!
Also-rans go to bat for McCain http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/cvn_giuliani Also-rans go to bat for McCain By WALTER R. MEARS, AP Special Correspondent 1 minute ago Rudy Giuliani, mayor of New York during the Sept. 11 attacks, said Wednesday night that Barack Obama and the Democrats "are in a state of denial" about the threat of terrorism against the United States. Giuliani said Republican presidential candidate John McCain can be trusted to confront and defeat "anything that terrorists do to us." He reminded the Republican National Convention that he'd said in a Republican campaign debate a year ago that had he not been running for president himself, he would have been supporting McCain. "Well, I'm not, and I do," he said in what was to have been a keynote address but wound up late on the convention agenda. One by one, Giuliani, Mitt Romney and Mike Huckabee, all losers to McCain in the contest for the Republican nomination, urged delegates to send their former ri

Shocking, I Know...
You Are 90% Kinky If you've heard of it, you've tried it. You're that kinky. You're open to any and all sexual experiences, as long as they're safe. You see the bedroom as the primary place for all your adventures. But that's not to say that the bedroom is the only place you get kinky! Are You Kinky?

Shock And Saddness
You know people say you can't find true friends online or have true feelings for people you have never met face to face. I call bullshit on this because of this woman. She was an amazing friend and I am still in shock over her death. Please remember her family and her son. Woman killed in Lawrence County crash Wednesday, September 24, 2008 By Daniel Malloy, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette A woman was killed when the car in which she was riding pulled out into the path of a tractor-trailer in Lawrence County last night. Northwest Regional Police Chief James Morris said Whitney Jo Maguire, 21, of Ambridge, died in the crash shortly before 7 p.m. at Routes 551 and 422 near Edinburg. The driver of the car, Shawn Geisinger, 22, of Tarentum, and Ms. Maguire's 2-year-old son were taken to a hospital for treatment. The truck driver, Daniel J. Hill, 33, of Brackenridge, was not injured. The crash closed Route 422 for five hours. First published on September 24, 2008 at

Shock Audio Unearthed Obama Tells San Francisco He Will Bankrupt The Coal Industry
Audio: Obama Tells SF Chronicle He Will Bankrupt Coal Industry By P.J. Gladnick (Bio | Archive) November 2, 2008 - 07:26 ET (Please read update about the San Francisco Chronicle neglecting to mention Obama's willingness to bankrupt the coal industry at bottom of this blog.) Imagine if John McCain had whispered somewhere that he was willing to bankrupt a major industry? Would this declaration not immediately be front page news? Well, Barack Obama actually flat out told the San Francisco Chronicle (SF Gate) that he was willing to see the coal industry go bankrupt in a January 17, 2008 interview. The result? Nothing. This audio interview has been hidden from the public...until now. Here is the transcript of Obama's statement about bankrupting the coal industry (emphasis mine): Let me sort of describe my overall policy. What I've said is that we would put a cap and trade system in place that is as aggressive, if not more aggressive, than anybody else's out

Shocking
Last night i rushed my daughter in to the emergancy room because at 2:30am she stopped breathing. They were able to get her to breathe again and started treating her for asthma. After many long hours there they finally told me that she does not have asthma but something called ARDS ( Acute respitory distress syndrome). I was shocked. Doctor explained its common mainly in premature babies (which my daughter wasnt) and thats 40% of deaths in children are cause from ARDS. If you want to know more below is just a short description of ARDS. Acute respiratory distress syndrome (ARDS), also known as respiratory distress syndrome (RDS) or adult respiratory distress syndrome (in contrast with IRDS) is a serious reaction to various forms of injuries to the lung. ARDS is a severe lung disease caused by a variety of direct and indirect issues. It is characterized by inflammation of the lung parenchyma leading to impaired gas exchange with concomitant systemic release of inflammatory mediators

The Shocking Truth About How My Pal Jim Morrison Really Died
The shocking truth about how my pal Jim Morrison REALLY died by PETER ALLEN Morrison was thought to have died from natural causes Police may reopen 36-year-old case after nightclub boss claims rock star was killed by heroin overdose and that drug dealers launched cover-up by moving body For more than three decades it has remained one of rock music's most tantalising mysteries. Why did Jim Morrison, legendary lead singer of The Doors, suddenly collapse and die in his Paris apartment, aged only 27? The official death certificate states he died in the bath of "natural causes". But now, in an exclusive interview with The Mail on Sunday, a former close friend of the singer says he knows the truth. According to Sam Bernett, Morrison died of a massive heroin overdose in the toilet of a nightclub he was managing, the Rock 'n' Roll Circus on the French capital's fabled Left Bank. Bernett, 62, a French-born former New York Times journalist, claims the death was then covered up

A Shocker I Still Can't Believe! 10 Long Yrs For This
Well this past Wed (5th of nov)I had the best thing happen to me and hubby. I woke up and decided to take a pregnacy test just cus i felt like it, thinking it will come out negative like all the other ones i had taken have come back. WEll it didnt say neg but it was positive...So i called hubby back home from the net door nieghbors and i showed him and he was like in shock also. So i took a picture of the test and sent it by text to my sisters and they both said it was positive so i am like no its not so i waited till the next and took it again and it came back the same as the first one... so i am like telling my sister my belly been hurting me so shes like go to the er so i did... So while there in the er , i told them what is going on and that i might be pregnant so i took one of thiers test and it also came back postitive...So they did and ultrasound on the belly and couldnt find anything so im getting scared and worried and crying thinking theres nothing there, so they told

Shock
I am woodburning, and that thing is over 400 degs. I keep getting this very fain sharp needle like sorta pain in my finger, and I can't really figure out if i'm gettin burnt by ashes or if I'm getting shocked. Although I'm not sure, since the handle is covered by a rubber thingy. Is it possible to get shocked even with a rubber handle cover?

Shocking
This was submitted by a guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket > Taser" for their anniversary. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

Shocking!
Ok, yesterday I bought one of those foam mattress pads and was putting it on my bed, but while I was taking the old one off it shocked me. I have a wool oriental rug and no doubt that's what caused it. It was the worst static shock I've ever gotten and didn't know that it could be that bad. Anyway, it struck on my middle finger in the middle of the fingernail. It put a hole in the fingernail and caused it to bleed and made my whole arm (all the way to my shoulder) hurt for a couple of hours. Has anyone else ever had a static shock this bad or worse? Please comment....

The Shock Of My Life
As 277 volts surge thru my body. My life flashes before my eyes. I saw no true happiness. That is until she entered it. I saw a smile on my face ever time we talked. Felt warmth in my heart every time we saw each other. True happiness finally. Then the tragic day came. I didn't want to see anymore. But I can't wake from the electricity. The happiness was gone. Alone again and feeling miserable. The pain in my heart was epic. As the images fade my eyes flicker. Looking up at the ceiling from the floor. Hands numb and chest tight. Even though I am awake I can still feel the pain from the memories. Wondering if it was even worth waking up. Maybe I shouldn't have let go of the wires.

Shocking Sh*t About Hepc (ty To My Hcv Friends On Myspace)
Welcome to a series of “DIDJA KNOW” facts about Hep C. These bulletins are written for people that don't know facts about Hep C (believe me this includes the victims sometimes too!) I will NOT be checking on comments so I cannot take responsibility for what is said..sooo if you need to respond to me about anything please email me. One goal is NOT TO BE BORING but informative. So I will try to shock you in order to achieve the other goals: ** To help you want to come back and read the next one, ** To help you remember the first one, ** and (it is so fervently hoped) to make you want to repost it. Here we go!!! Stop the truck before we go the next mile! IMPORTANT POINT! In America 10% of victims have tested positive but either have not retrieved or moved before they could be informed of their test results being POSITIVE for the Hepatitis C Virus. The walking infected and/or ignorant victims are responsible for passing along the virus and thus the disease. (In England i

Shock & Awe At Speakeasy Bdsm Gala!
As the efficacy of nonconsensual torture is debated around the world, consensual torture found a home right here at Block Studios, a.k.a. “Dr. Suzy’s Speakeasy,” last Saturday night, in the name of "safe, sane," but intensely passionate BDSM. Shock & Awe filled the gallery, the studios, the Womb Room and even some of the rest rooms, but it didn't come from a bomb, exploding in death and destruction. It came from a few whips, some rope and a violet wand, climaxing in communal joy, emotional release and deep multiple orgasms. Words can’t convey the kinky camaraderie and ineffable ecstasy of the evening. Photos do it some justice, as you can see by clicking on some of the amazing images of pain, pleasure and rapture to the right of this bloggamy. But you can only view the really hot XXX-rated photos when you join. So I’ll try to put together a few inadequate words to describe how the Speakeasy was transformed into a underground palace worthy of the

Shock And Awe
Since I've put this photo up as my default, this has to be the most page views and admirers I've ever had in a short period of time. I think I may have actually taken a good photo of myself somehow. Didn't think that was possible (no matter what you lot are gonna say :p)

Shocked
Oh yeah, come home from work and my neighbor kid comes up and asks if I had been to the garden, No I reply and she tells me someones cows had wiped out my corn patch. Thinking she was a joking I head on over, now my patch of corn is only 15 * 150' and sure enough three cows had almost eaten the entire patch in one night. Now being the adult and trying to set a good moral example for the very impressionable child I soon replied well you cant blame em they like corn too. What I was thinking was an entire cow on the spit. Just outta curiosity I would like to get others reaction had this happened to them.

*shocker* Fu Only About The Money! Lol
I actually find it somewhat reassuring to know that in this age of bailouts, cover-ups, excuses and apologies, one organization can be counted on to brazenly and unashamedly be ALL ABOUT THE MONEY! THANK YOU FUBAR!!! It is nice to know that we can count on FU to NEVER respond to a single glitch-report we file,...never to listen when hundreds, nay, thousands comment on blogs about changes they would like to see,...never have a bouncer in the lounge give offer a single piece of useful assistance. (I always love the "it's just a glitch" response when I complain about disappearing friends requests or pictures I have moved to new folders never to actually apear in those folders). But lest we wrongfully assume FU is just sitting around doing nothing, be sure to notice the revolving door of new bling and the BRILLIANT changes to the notificaitons we get when comments are left on our pictures now. What a useful change! Before, when we moused-over the "new photo comment" notification,

Shocking News
My ex husband asked me to marry him today, again. Now it is all I can think about. I have been painting a two story house and gargage, and am almost done, I am so sore and tried from this, but that is all I can thnk about, is this oddball out of the blue (he has a girlfriend) proposal.

Shocked About Kanye West's Behavior
Kanye West has officially lost his mind. What Kanye West did was really stupid. He needs to get some help, I mean some SERIOUS help. He's makin a lot of people hate him even Katie Perry & Pink hates him. I think his career's going down the tube after what he did. I like his music but all I gotta say is "Wow, what the hell was he thinking?" He ruined Taylor Swift's moment. I know he was drunk off of Hennessy but damn dude, you don't need to do that to a talented 19 year old. I mean what he did was REALLY fucked up. I mean seriously, he needs to watch himself, cause he's really immature and needs to get some help. What he did tonight was really disrespectful, and Taylor Swift took it like a pro and performed really well. I'm happy that Beyonce' brought her back on stage like a true professional. Just like I said before, even Katie Perry & Pink was bashing the hell out of Kanye West, and who could blame them. Kanye, you need to get some help bro, you made a lot of people hating

Shocking Un Document Divulges Climate Cult Brainwashing
Shocking UN Document Divulges Climate Cult Brainwashing With the reverberations of climategate still echoing, it has now emerged that children are being greenwashed in public schools by being forced to sing climate cult ditties and hate their parents as part of a United Nations propaganda program aimed at capturing young minds, as the UN itself officially acknowledges the global warming mantra as a new religion.http://www.prisonplanet.com/shocking-un-document-divulges-climate-cult-brainwashing.html

Shockwave Radio Comment
To my ShockWave family Greetings to all, I came into ShockWave not really expecting the hospitality that was shown to me. For that, I must thank all of you. These past two years have been really difficult for me and I couldn't really deal with people. Everywhere I looked I saw my friends turn into enemies. Because of that I had retreated back into myself and severed myself from the world. I just went about every day like a zombie. I figured that going into lounges and getting back in tune with people would be good medicine for me. However, that was not the case. I've been in plenty of lounges and in each lounge I felt out of place. Then when I came into ShockWave I was surprised at the kindness and hospitality of the members and staff. Y'all made me feel at home and shown me that there are still people out there with love and kindness in their hearts. I appreciate all of you and I am proud to be a part of the family. I love y'all very much. Love and Light, Danielle A

The Shocking Truth Chapter 17
The Shocking Truth We got to my house and everyone was waiting for us outside. Bella walked towards me and Jacob, taking both our hands. We all walked into the house together. Carlisle and Esme were sitting in the living room. “Carlisle, we have a problem” I said as we walked into the room. I helped Bella to the sofa and sat her down. “What’s the problem Edward?” he said all confused. “Come over here and I’ll show you” Carlisle walked over to where I was sitting with Bella. I lifted her shirt gently and showed him the bruises. Rosalie wasn’t too far and she hissed when Carlisle touched Bella’s stomach. “Calm down Rosalie. I’m not going to hurt her” Carlisle shook his head “I’ve heard about this, but never thought it was a true legend” “What! you’ve heard about this” “Well I actually heard of a legend of a Vampire that would visit woman, bewitching t

25 Shocking Facts That Prove That The Entire U.s. Health Care Industry Has Become One Giant Money Making Scam (repost)
What is the appropriate word to use when you find out that the top executive at the third largest health insurance company in America raked in 68.7 million dollars in 2010? How is one supposed to respond when one learns that more than two dozen pharmaceutical companies make over a billion dollars in profits each year? Is it okay to get angry when you discover that over 90 percent of all hospital bills contain "gross overcharges"? Once upon a time, going into the medical profession was seen as a "noble" thing to do. But now the health care industry in the United States has become one giant money making scam and it is completely dominated by health insurance companies, pharmaceutical corporations, lawyers and corporate fatcats. In America today, just one trip to the hospital can cost you tens of thousands of dollars even if you do not stay for a single night. The sad thing is that the vast majority of the money that you pay out for medical care does not even go to yo

A Shocking Video And A Greenie How To!....
Before we get to that I want to share this video below with you and let me know what you think. It shows a white transgender woman being beaten by two black women in a McDonald's in Baltimore, MD. Why the race reference? Because according to the authorities they are looking at this as a "hate" crime because the person was transgender. It's funny, because the people that beat the person did not even know that the person was transgender. This looks like something else to me, and a situation I know more than a few of you have encountered..gotta love life in Obama's 2011... Anyways, back to the Green Team...Info and expsose...hah click the link below for details.. Click here & then click stash link for info... Great way to start the week huh?...don't forget to add me on twitter to get updates before everyone else and leave your thoughts below....peace.

A Shoebox
Joke #1 Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? Doctor: A shoebox? ------------------------ Joke #2 One day a blonde walks in to work and is hysterically crying. Her boss comes over to ask her what's wrong and she says "my sister just called - her mom died". Her boss nicely offers to give her the day off but she refuses. A few hours later her boss comes over to check on her and she is hysterically crying again. He asks her what is wrong and she says "my sister just called - my mom died too."

The Shoeshine Man
The shoeshine man by John Fischer When it comes to serving one another, think of yourself as the shoeshine man. We’ve all seen these guys in airports, train stations, and downtown next to the newsstand. Their workplaces usually consist of two or three elevated chairs on a platform so they can work at a comfortable level. The most upscale stations have plush, leather-covered, stuffed chairs and brass stands for your feet that put your shoes out where the shiners can work around them easily. Shining shoes is a servant’s position that bears image of a happy-go-lucky soul, snapping his polishing cloth over shiny wing tips while cracking jokes or singing along with the radio. A successful businessman, of course, would identify with the guy on the throne, never the one shining shoes. And yet were Jesus here today, he would point to the shoeshine man as being the one to emulate. It’s the closest thing in our society to what Jesus did when he washed the discip

Shoes
I showered and shaved............ I adjusted my tie. I got there and sat.............. In a pew just in time. Bowing my head in prayer......... As I closed my eyes. I saw the shoe of the man next to me..... Touching my own. I sighed. With plenty of room on either side...... I thought, "Why must our soles touch?" It bothered me, his shoe touching mine.. But it didn't bother him much. A prayer began: "Our Father".......... I thought, "This man with the shoes.. has no pride. They're dusty, worn, and scratched. Even worse, there are holes on the side!" "Thank You for blessings," the prayer went on. The shoe man said............... a quiet "Amen." I tried to focus on the prayer....... But my thoughts were on his shoes again Aren't we supposed to look our best.. When walking through that door? "Well, this certainly isn't it," I thought, glancing toward the floor. Then the prayer was ended.

Shoes
A friend sent this to me and I thought it was so funny I had to send it out to yall!!!Hope you get a laugh like I did! Please let me know your shoe sizes. Christmas is a little tight for me this year. But I've learned to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads. These slippers are soft and hygienic with non-slip grip strips on the soles. The built-in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh, and as an added bonus--no more bending over to mop up messy spills! They are disposable, bio-degradable and environmentally safe . They come in three convenient sizes: Regular, Light day, and Get out the Sand Bags !

Shoes....
Ok now seriously...if i am a shoe whore is there really anything wrong with that? SO what if i have 75 or so pair of shoes...i do wear them...obviously there are seasonal shoes in the mix.... Anyway...i am a girl....and i buy them myself...if i can afford them whats the big deal? Ok i am done venting...my sister yelled at me...:((

Shoe Size
Shoe Size A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships. "Isn`t there some way to judge the size of a man`s equipment from the outside?" she asked earnestly. "The only foolproof way, is by the size of his feet" counseled the therapist. So the woman went downtown and proceeded to cruise the streets, until she came across a young fellow standing in an unemployment line with the biggest feet she had ever laid her eyes on. She took him out to dinner, wined and dined him, and then took him back to her apartment for an evening of passion. When the man woke up the next morning, the woman had already gone but, by the bedside table was $50 and a note that read, "With my compliments, take this money and go out and buy a pair of shoes that fit you."

The Shoe Box
There was once a man and woman who had been married for more than 60 Years. They talked about everything. They kept no secrets from each other Except that the old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet That she cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all those years he had never thought about the box, but one day the Little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not Recover. In trying to sort out their affairs the little old man took down the Shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was Time he should know what was in the box. When he opened it he found 2 crocheted doilies and a stack of money Totaling $25,000. He asked her about the contents. "When we were married," she said, "My grandmother told me the secret Of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got Angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doily." The little old man was s

The Shoes That Were Danced To Pieces
There was once upon a time a king who had twelve daughters, each one more beautiful than the other. They all slept together in one chamber, in which their beds stood side by side, and every night when they were in them the king locked the door, and bolted it. But in the morning when he unlocked the door, he saw that their shoes were worn out with dancing, and no one could find out how that had come to pass. Then the king caused it to be proclaimed that whosoever could discover where they danced at night, should choose one of them for his wife and be king after his death, but that whosoever came forward and had not discovered it within three days and nights, should have forfeited his life. It was not long before a king's son presented himself, and offered to undertake the enterprise. He was well received, and in the evening was led into a room adjoining the princesses, sleeping-chamber. His bed was placed there, and he was to observe where they went and danced, and in order that they

Shoes
Hey ladies I need some advice. I recently found out that some shoes that I wore once or not at all are the wrong size. I want to sell them so I can get the right size shoes. How low would you list the shoes if they were yours? Would you sell them at half or less them half? What would you do? Thanks for your help! Hugs, ~Nadya~

Shoes Part 2
well, i hate open toe shoes and naked feet on any human. 98% of all humans have ugly feet. i hate when women wear the wrong size shoes, it is soo rude and ugly. i find it disrespecfull to the person wearing the wrong size and to people that happen to see them wear the wrong size. it seems like they don't care about their own looks. what do you think? why? how come? what for?

Shoe Guy
The shoe guy came back... again. The doorbell rang and--like trained dog--I walked over to it. This time, he saw me. Fuck. I turned to hide, but it was too late. I was spotted. Cautiously, I opened the door--a tiny bit. I stood so I was blocking the doorway, barely peeking my head out, and I asked if I could help him. "Do you have any more shoes to sell?" *fake sorrowful expression* "No. No, I don't. I took them all to Goodwill. Yup. Clothes, too." This is a lie. They're in the trunk of my car, but the shoe guy creeps me out. "Sorry!" *closes door* *locks door*

Shoes
“Mama always said, you can tell a lot about a person by they shoes – where they going, where they been” Forrest Gump I started thinking about that and looked at my own shoes. It really is funny how true that is. So come on in Casa de Timmy, if you want. Please remember I am a bachelor and have no reason to keep things too tidy. In fact I get some pleasure out of a little untidiness, and you guys who have been married know what I mean. In my foyer, beside the door I have; A pair of blue and gold Nike running shoes – No, I don’t run, but they are comfortable. I built them online to wear to WVU games. My athletic type golf shoes – They really need to be in the trunk of the car, but I was too damn tired to take them off at the course last time I walked 18 or whatever it was. A pair of leather sandals – I wear them just about everywhere from April – November Nike hiking boots – for the really cold football games, hiking, snowy weather. I think our last snow was 6 months ag

Shoe Fetish??
http://www.channel3000.com/news/14307985/detail.html Police Say Baby Drowned In Tub While Mom Shopped For Shoes Mother Of Four Faces Manslaughter Charges LAKEVILLE, Minn. -- A Lakeville mother has been charged with two counts of manslaughter in the drowning death of her 11-month-old daughter. Lakeville police said that Katherine Renae Bodem, 38, was shopping for shoes online when her daughter, Cecelia Katherine, drowned in the bathtub. In a criminal complaint filed in Dakota County, a Lakeville investigator said that several officers arrived at Bodem's home on Aug. 25 to find two women out in front of the house administering CPR to a baby. Officers said another woman, who was identified as Bodem, was standing nearby and was frantically yelling, "It's all my fault" and repeatedly told officers, "“I’m so stupid, this has been a horrible year for me.” Investigators said Bodem told police that she put the girl and her 2-year-old son in the bathtub on the main floor of the hou

The Shoe Box
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said, " my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll." The little ol

Shoe Shopping!
Yay I am going to the naughty store and getting me some fuck-me shoes. I don't know what I willw alk out with, probably end up spending half my pay if not more. Anyone else like a kid in a candy store in those places? I mean shit, I should buy stock in the fucker.

Shoe Shine
Shoe Shine His name is Best Whose last name has been lost Among the countless shoes He has attended too Yet his attention to detail Is as precise as Da Vinci’s Rendition of the Annunciation His pride evident in each swirl Of the blackened rag As it transforms The weather beaten leather A gloss appears And he smiles as surely As the smile of a Mona Lisa All for five bucks… Simplicity Poet

The Shoe Man
We shouldn't be so judgemental. You don't know the journey of the person next to you. They might be there just for you. To test you, to teach you a lesson. Or it could just be a stranger needing a kind word. ____________________________________________________ This touched me. I showered and shaved....... I adjusted my tie. I got there and sat......... In a pew just in time. Bowing my head in prayer......As I closed my eyes. I saw the shoe of the man next to me..... Touching my own. I sighed. With plenty of room on either side...... I thought, 'Why must our soles touch?' It bothered me, his shoe touching mine... But it didn't bother him much. A prayer began: 'Our Father'...... I thought, 'This man with the shoes, has no pride. They're dusty, worn, and scratched. Even worse, there are holes on the side!' 'Thank You for blessings,' the prayer went on. The shoe man said ... ............ A quiet 'Amen.' I tried to focus on the prayer....

Shoes - A Blonde Funny
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?' he blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back. Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustrat

Shoebox Dolls
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoebox in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.. For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoebox and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totalling $25,000. He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll." The little old man was so moved;

[shoes]
I was thinking about pudding actually.The news is I've got an interview in 11 hours. Yes, its a horridly degrading pornshop job, yes the interviewer is a woman... yes I'm going to use my sexuality and approachable winning smile and my best shirts that play up my shoulder and neckline I need work. Like you don't know anyone else that hasn't done worse in the same situation? What do I need this job for?Survival? A psp... and some fucking shoes.Christ, these things are worn down to nothing. I can feel grass through the soles. I need work.I NEED to get out of here.I need MONEY to get out of here.I need WORK to get MONEY! ... see how this is figured? Good. What kinda shoes am I getting? I thought I'd get something snazzy that I'd have an anurism over if I ever spilled mustard on them... *clocks you upside the head* Dark, comfortable, and I can run in them if I have to.Utility. Something I can spill my spaghetti sauce on and not notice. *sigh* Anyway... yeah. Wish me luck.Hopefull

The Shoe Is On The Other Foot!
When an older man takes leave of his senses and forsakes all to be with a younger woman........you know the old cliche's regarding a mid-life crisis, buying a sporty car, trying to look younger.....I'm sure the list goes on for eternity. Why is it that when a man does this, he is perceived as some douche bag for giving up all to chase the dream of remaining forever young. When a woman does this, Ohhhhhhh, I guess she was unhappy! She was not appreciated.......it is played off! When your spouse decides to throw away a marriage of many years in a vain attempt to recapture her glory days, she is not stigmatized for her dalliances. Apparently double standards go for both sexes.........and yes my friends, a woman can have a midlife crisis too! It hurts just as bad when you are the other party! My two cents worth!

Shoes
what's going on? where is everybody? I just bought some shoes on line. They're Dr. Marten ballet flats. I didn't know Dr. Marten made ballet flats but they do and I just got them for $30 bucks through Amazon. Hooray. I've been tearing up shoes ever since I started school and hoping these will stand up to beauty school. I went over to my sister's house yesterday. It is so awesome to have a car again. Hello sweet freedom. We went to dinner and a coffee place I love in downtown St. Pete. I'm going back over to her house to watch some movies and finish up some projects I have going on. I know my sister and I go through our ups and downs but there is nothing that can replace that bond. Plus it's just nice to have some where to go when the shit hits the fan. I've had dreams about that before. Not having anywhere to go and ending up at her house. I feel like last week was a crap week for a lot of people and I hope this week is going better for everyone. Blog update: If you get a chan

Shoe Laces.
Do you notice, they always tell you that you have to tie your shoe laces before you run, or you'll trip?Fuck that, I'm goin barefoot.Don't always do things the way they want you to. Do them your own way, do them better, and you may get further than where they wanted you to be. And further than where you ever expected to wind up.-Poe--7/16/10-

The Shoebox
THE SHOEBOX A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little Old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had Cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took Down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents. 'When we were to be married,' she said, ' my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I e

Shoe-processo
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Shoes Supplier Yue Yuen Group Net Profit For The Year By 3%
Yue Yuen Group (00551.HK) announced its annual cheap nike free run results for the year ended in September last year, net profit edged up cheap nike free run 3.2% to $ 480 million, a profit of 29.08 cents per share, a final dividend of 56 cents, last year sent 55 cents, this year, nike free run 3 on sale the total dividend of 90 cents. Group revenue Men's Nike Free Run Shoes for the period rose 15.4% to $ 5.788 billion, production increased 16.3% to 286 million pairs of footwear, the Group refers to benefit from the integration sale cheap nike free sale cheap nike free run shoes for kids run shoes of procurement activities and a rebound in consumer spending growth, Asia sales increased 15.1%, the U.S. sales increased 11.4 %, to revert to the pre-crisis level, the European sales edged nike Women's Nike Free Run Shoes free running shoes for sale up by 5.6%. Products, the Group athletic footwear sales increased 13.1% to $ 3.065 billion; casual / outdoor shoes sales increased 20.7% to

Shoe Giving Feet Bosom Christian Louboutin
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Shoes Always Fit
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Shoes Don't Stretch
Twenty Four years and so much to tell. Who Would've known I'd put me through hell. On top of the world at eighteen moons Not a care in my life, no open wounds. I had the world in my hands: school, work and a car. Little did I know despair was not far. I made a choice, foolish as could be. I should've listened to all who told me You were no good, no good for me. I fought, I cried, I worked, I tried, And everyday you only lied because Shoes don't stretch and men don't change. All my life I feel deranged For believing that you'd be there. I never thought it'd be this strange.

Shogun
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Shok Taktik - Immortal Ego No. Three
I had met Phil the man behind Shok Taktik a while back and as he knew Fienderella he wanted to get one done for himself, I met him in person at a dinner at the House of Lords in London, it was very boring but me and him were having a few chuckles. He does exit strategies for business and mentoring hence the name Shok Taktik. Anyway before long he had an idea of what he wanted so Stu started to put him together. Its funny as Stu had never met Phil, but he drew him with a hat, when I first met Phil, he was wearing a hat just like the one Stu had drawn. Creating Shok Taktik, and what it took to put him together

Sholder
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Shomali11 From Okcupid
Shomali11 messaged me on okcupid and I always answer back. Shomali11:Hello there :)How are you ?I stumbled upon your profile and simply couldn't resist writing to you:) Words can not describe such angelic breath taking beauty ... I was wondering if you would like to chat and get to know each other ? Me:Hey, thanks dude :)I'm good! Getting ready to edit some videos and make some music :)How are you doing? (if I call you dude, it's a sign to stop flirting...) So I went to his profile to get a closer look at his face and see what he had to say. There was nothing that really caught my eye, so I continued back to my profile to see if anything exciting was happening (sarcasm, but you get what I mean) Before I have time to think he im-ed me on okcupid's chat thing. shomali11:Checking me out? ;)rawrnerd:not in the way that you thinkrawrnerd:just wanted to get a closer look and see your prof after reading the messageshomali11:Are you loving what you are seeing? ;)rawrnerd:.... not rea

Shooter's Letter Recounted Childhood Abuse
A fishing trip with his older brother was the only happy memory Duane Roger Morrison recounted in a farewell letter in which he describes a difficult, abusive childhood. His childhood was so crippling, he told five siblings in the rambling 14-page letter, that he was never able to function normally, and it was time to end his pain, a law enforcement official said Morrison wrote. The letter said that as long as he lived, he would never forget the abuse at home and how petrified he was whenever his father approached him. The Denver Post obtained previously unpublished details Saturday about the contents of the letter. The letter, mailed from Shawnee, just outside of Bailey, was received by one of Morrison's brothers Thursday, the day after Morrison entered Platte Canyon High School, took six girls hostage, sexually assaulted them and ultimately killed Emily Keyes, 16, and himself. Morrison gave no hint in the letter of what he planned to do at the high school, Park County

Shooter's Letter To Family Apologized
Park County - This is a place that embraces its solitude. Before the shooting, Deb Garnett thought she had chosen the perfect place to raise her four children, in a home among the rough canyons and pine and aspen that coat the landscape. On Thursday, in a week that stole the heart from so many people here, Garnett had to explain to her confused 5-year-old daughter, Serafina, that a funeral is not like a wedding. "She started crying and crying when I tried to tell her. She was sad because she had nothing black to wear." Before the shooting, Lori Crawford, the general manager at the county's weekly newspaper, used to shrug off some of the crazy suicides that happened around town: the guy who blew up his house, the man who had a standoff with police in June. Now, she can't help crying. "They just come," she said of the tears, "and you can't stop it." Before the shooting, Kelly Murphy, who owns a restaurant in Bailey, used to love seeing a particular teenage girl in town

Shooting Heroin For The First Time
*** Clean for long time *** Shooting Heroin for the First Time A bruise in the crook of my arm. I always said there were some things I’d never do. I lie all the time. Can’t you see through my bullshit? Don’t you see my arm poised to throw bricks at glass houses? All night I talked shit about, bitched about Heron Pat. Yet so easily I could become him. The barely forming pink purple blue brown bruise at the crook of my arm, marking the location of a vein. And yes, I hate this. And I’m afraid of what it will do to the other side of the coin, Victor Ward/Johnson, the kind of speaking in quotes and saying nothing at all. And yes, I’m afraid of that simple warmth, a belt pulled tight around an arm, bruises, a lack of emotion, feeling. Beautiful boy, partner in crime. He called it the ultimate antidepressant. I cannot disagree. Blood rushing through veins and arteries, delivering chemicals to heart and brain and other vital organs. That c

Shoot That Crap Monkey
I was in the bathroom taking a bath that david got ready for me all of a sudden my sister almost knocks down the door, she's like BETH I HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM (Insert dorky voice here) I was like ahhafdhgalsda, ok that's fine. Let me shut the door. So emmie comes in and takes poop. so her name is now crap monkey. I should have told her to go downstairs. the end. true story. and she doesn't like buying me birthday presents

Shoot To Kill...
Most people would say that the most important thing about having a gun for self-defense is just that: Having a gun. I beg to differ. The first thing about having a gun for self-defense is being ready to use it in that role. I truly wonder how many people have a gun for home/self defense, but have never asked themselves if they could use it to take someone's life if they had to. Yes, I said "take someone's life." I do not believe in firing a "warning shot" or "shooting to wound." If my verbal commands, and/or the sound of me racking a shell into my 12 gauge are not enough to convince someone to stop or leave... then they deserve the buckshot headed their way. Now don't go calling me a "psycho who wants to kill people" quite the opposite. But if the situation has gotten to the point where it is me (or my family) or them... I'm going to do my best to make it them. So really, before you go get a gun for self-defense, make sure you are ready to use it. Then become proficient w

Shootin Some Pigeons (clay Pigeons!)
While my Girlfriend and I were visiting her family for x-mas and New Years, we had the opportunity to go out and shoot some hand-thrown clays with her father and some of her friends. This is definitely a good way to have fun on the cheap! I picked up a (re-usable) hand-thrower for about 5-10 bucks, a box of 11 shells cost 16 bucks, and the clays cost 12 bucks for 180 (we only used 90 of them). We all really had a blast, and managed to break all 90 clays from one box in 2 "rounds" (yes we went scavenging for the the unbroken ones :) I really suggest that everyone get out and do this. a light (I like winchester universal) 12 gauge load should not kick so much to offend anyone, and if it does, a simple recoil pad or shoulder cover should definitely tame it to reasonable levels. This is so much more affordable (and fun!) than going to a gun range, since the targets are moving AND they break up into tiny pieces when you hit them! The only hard part was getting the clays to release from

The Shoover
THE SHOOVER Vacuum shoes suck up dust as you walk IT'S a brilliant feat of design - vacuum shoes which suck up the dust as you walk. The Shoover - which makers Electrolux call the Dustmate - is perfect for anyone who hates housework. It has a tiny rechargeable vacuum inside the base. And there is a laser movement sensor which switches the suction on and off automatically to save energy. It's all made of green nylon with a flexible rubber sole and elastic sock to fit any foot making it comfortable to wear. Electrolux said: "We all have to vacuum our home - this product is designed for busy people who want to keep the housework down to a minimum. Dustmate provides a cleaning solution that doesn't take up any precious free time. "As you walk, the base of the shoes collect dust on the floor without requiring any effort. It is a simple yet creative cleaning concept." The designers came up with the invention after asking consumers what they wanted and finding that they we

Shooowop
written for Ris...because, she likes it. freaked out while the moon man came, and sat upon the post. to whom he thought, the rythem flew, he counted each sand of coast. faraway, the crooning cry, of menacing moose are seen. for time and money, cannot shine, like the liver and the spleen.

The Shooting Of Robert Kennedy In 1968
He went to L.A. on that terrible day, A few kind words he did so say, He had won the primary, And everyone was so happy. Why did they hate RFK? For all hope died with him on that day, And they didn't even give him a say, For in his own blood they left him lay, Why couldn't they find another way? He died because he was a Kennedy, Like killing them is the only remedy, To change what's going on in the world, But they made cry every boy and girl. In nineteen hundred and sixty-eight, There came a shooting that made the world wait, To see if he was going to live or die, He died without us ever knowing why. by Michael Juneau

Shoot In Va
Okay, So it looks like Ill be heading to VA Beach next weekend to do some shoots. I will be shooting with Apache Entertainment (yeah creampies!) in addition to some Fetish photographers. I will also be working on my portfolio. Never to be boring, hopefully Ill be spending the holiday of St. Patty's Day with some of my Army friends-couldn't be more funner(thats not a word). Ugh-so much to do, so little time....

Shooting & Homicide In My Neighborhood
It is now 2:15pm Mountain Time and 45 minutes ago, there was a shooting in the park where my son plays football, that's no more than 500 feet from my front door. This shooting resulted in a homicide. Now the question you have to ask yourselves is this... Why live in a neighborhood that has random shootings that puts your family at risk? Answer? We're not going to anymore. We've decided to move to Commerce City out of Denver and hopefully live a quieter life there where my son isn't at risk just from walking home from school everyday. It's sad... Someone has to get trigger happy and then when the police show up, they run. Don't they know they're GOING to get caught? It's not a matter of IF, it's a matter of WHEN. DemonStorm

Shoot!
Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! I love to shoot my guns Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shooting is so much fun I love to shoot at birds and blow off their little heads That will teach them for leaving turds on my brand new tool shed I love to shoot at my neighbor's house It scares them out of their wits My goal is to kill their little dog because in my yard he always shits I love to shoot at passerbys It's fun to watch them fall And if I only graze them Then it's fun to watch them crawl Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! I love to shoot my guns Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shooting is so much fun

Shoot Me Now
fucking guys.. i hate them all i am done with them i dont even give a shit i could go fuckin drink myself to fuckign death and i wouldnt think twice, it always happens to me, i pick all the fucking "winners" let me tell ya... the one guy that i truely loved and was suppose to spend the rest of my life with gets [murdered] by the cops bec the cops in the town didnt like him or his family and he is one to tell ya how it is.. so there went my first love,,, then i go out with this other guy and everything is peachy, stands me up for jr prom and is cheating on me with my friend and more depth but we wont go there. then i meet this guy that whatever you want to call it now, he moves in with me a week after we hooked up and all didnt have to pay for shit and baught him everything and anything he could ever want, then supposebly well ig ot proof tonight i went to walmart and put in gift registry and seen his and her name together for marrage and a baby one!! so i hit the fan and then call

Shoot Me In The Friggen Brain. Now!
I WANT: her I WISH: i could have things the way i want them. I HATE: fucking fuckholes who talk shit. I MISS: i duuno I HEAR: atarah's beautiful voice. I REGRET: being born. I AM: Depressed. I SING: pooorly. I CRY: never. I WRITE: lame blogs shitty poems and shittier songs. I NEED: to die. I SHOULD: kill myself. I WILL: go crayz. Loose my mind from booty deprevation. 9 lasts: Last dollar spent: chinese food. Last cigarette: awhile ago. Last beverage: I dunno. Last phone call: Atarah/john Last time you cried: jan 31 1989 Last thing you ate: chocolate. Last person you missed: my friend ryan. Last Movie: Man on FIRE. Last shower: this morning. 8 have you evers. Have you ever dated a best friend: yes Have you ever skinny dipped: no Have you ever kissed: no Have you ever lost someone you loved: yes. Have you ever been dumped: Uh huh. Have you ever ran away: yeah i made it to the end of the street. Hav

Shoot
I have been offered to shoot for the Musclecars pinup girls calendar. I will also be modeling for them. very excited but a little freaked out to. I have never had anyone else take my pictures before. Should be fun and exciting..

Shoot Me? Twice? Three Times? It Actually Takes 11 Bullets To Kill Me.
01. When's the last time you ran? few days ago 002. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? some do. 003. What are you reading right now? this 004. Do you celebrate 4/20? Nope. No weedies for me. 006. Favorite ice cream? Ben and Jerry's NY chocolate chunk mmmhmm. 007. When was your last doctor's visit? three weeks ago. 008. Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? no, i have horrible painful (physically) nightmares that wake me up constantly. 009. Have you ever been married? Nope 010. "First Loves Are Never Over;" is this true for you? No, its mos deff over. 012. If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would they find you wearing? boxers and a beater. 013. What type of music you listen to? Metalcore, rock. 014. Have you ever been on your school's track team? fuck nope 015. Do you own a pair of Converse? nope 017. Do you eat raw cookie dough? when its around. 018. Have you ever kicked a vending machine

4/14/07 Shoot
I've been told by a few friends that their Alert Boxes aren't showing when I update my photos (or anything else, for that matter - Hope this shows up!) Anyway, for anybody who cares to see them, I posted pix from the shoot we did last night in my Newest Pix folder. Thanks and have a great day!

Shootings
man this is unbeleavable some nut has gone on a shooting rampage at va tech university so far they say 22 dead and 20+ wounded what makes it so bad is he did it at two different ends of the campus after 1st shooting they locked down the buildings then reopened them temporarily and he was able to gain acess to another building and shoot again damn how dumb are the police there if they didnt have the guy in custody why the hell did they open buildings back up just shakes my head

The Shooting Is Jsut So Aweful
it is so easy to forget this is the only moment we will ever have ... that the ones we love may never see us again ... that at a moment we could have our lives turn upside down and nothing will ever be the same .... I have no answers for life and what happens ... I only know that now is what matters and love is precious ... never forget to show that you love. Ron Hold close the ones we love Remember that they are a gift from above Never forget to show you care For you never know how long they will be there Moments wasted will never return Lost opportunities will leave us to yearn Life and love a treasured above all The saddest thing is to loose them so fast We need to keep them first in our thoughts and not last For none of us know on what day we will see them never again Our days light should shine bright not be shrouded in pain This is your chance to begin the moment new Show all who you love that they mean the world to you By R. Thomas Dinsmore NO ANSWERS

Shooter Was Korean
BLACKSBURG, Va. - The gunman suspected of carrying out the Virginia Tech massacre that left 33 people dead was identified Tuesday as a senior English major from South Korea. But police and university officials offered no clue to his motive. "He was a loner, and we're having difficulty finding information about him," school spokesman Larry Hincker said, a day after the deadliest shooting rampage in modern U.S. history. The rampage consisted of two attacks, more than two hours apart — first at a dormitory, where two people were killed, then inside a classroom building, where 31 people, including the gunman, died after being locked inside, Virginia State Police said. The gunman committed suicide. Police identified the gunman in the classroom attack as 23-year-old Cho Seung-Hui (pronounced Choh Suhng-whee). Cho was in the U.S. as a resident alien with an address in Centreville, Va., but was living on campus in a different dorm from the one where the bloodbath began, t

.shooter.threats.&.stupidity
ok so i was listening to talk radio...cuz its early n stuff....and Casey says that the V-Tech shooter cho whateverwhogivesashit wrote some plays and that the students were 'wondering' based on these plays if he was going to be a school shooter. so. full. of. shit. i read the plays. they werent nearly as violent and the media has projected them to be...they were mostly just horrifically bad and im pretty sure my 9 yr old could write better stuff. ok fine so stupid shooter person was kinda stalkery in his dealings with women n the women went to the police saying *whine* he's following me *end whine* ok listen. if you're afraid of someone...then SAY you're afraid of someone in an intelligent manner...not like some namby pamby middle schooler in the same class as 'he breathed on me' sure in retrospect all these things among other ones added into the mix suggested a serious problem which wasnt discovered prior to a horrific massacre and its beyond a shame...its a tragedy.

Shooting Star
On a grassy plain, Under a clear night sky, With a full moon lighting the way, They glance up with curious children’s eyes, And gape in wonder at the millions of shining, twinkling stars…….. Look at those shooting stars, just look!! They exclaimed, in their child like wonder. Quick, quick, let's make a wish. One for you and one for me They closed their eyes, little faces turned up to the sky, hands holding tight, a mask of deep concentration "I wish....." said one "I wish...."said the other. 10 years passed and then twenty. On that grassy plain They stand, under the bright old moon and blanket of stars, Where children’s prayers and wishes, Playtimes and adventures were something they remembered. They kiss. Look at that shooting star just look! Together they gaze up at the sky. Hands holding tight, adult faces to the sky, eyes gazing at that lone shooting star; Just one star, just one wish But that's alright, For today they were made one.

The Shoot
Our first shoot together managed to be pretty comfortable from the start. I had always imagined that shooting with you would be fun, and if feels like I couldn’t find anything else that I would rather do. You seemed just as eager for this as I did, and it was perfect finding someone that I could shoot with to help build confidence in my work, practice, and get lots of great shots. Enjoying being around you was an extremely great bonus. All week leading up to the shoot, we have been speaking everyday making work seem to fly by so much faster. During the time that we knew each other, there was an obvious tension building that couldn’t be denied. It was like a dream in which I had full control of every situation. Each time I thought that I was going to say something that might offend you, you countered with something that would take me completely off guard about how you would enjoy it, or mention something that made me feel completely comfortable telling you my darkest secrets. Our conve

Shootings
Please everyone one way or another pay some respect to the families and friends to the students and professors of V-tech. It was a horrible tragedy that will be in our hearts for many years to come. I still shed tears every time I think about it.Its so sad and horrible it breaks my heart so bad it hurts.All those students and professors were all so precious I still can't comprehend why someone would want too hurt so many innocent people that were just trying to make a bright and wonderful future for themselves and to have a good life that they deserved so much. I'm friends with some of the people that were friends with some of the victims at Virginia tech.They are telling me they are having a very difficult time coping with this horrific event.We need to all say a prayer for them. Please just say a prayer for the families and friends of the students and professors that lost their lives that day so senselessly.So that peace will come upon the hearts of their families and f

Shooting Star
Shooting Star (an Ottava-Rima) While he does fall to winters frigid knees The summer skies do tumble from reprise With spring so long forgotten in the breeze His lonesome heart will wander in demise Such failing hope still grasping out to seize A glimpse of what is felt beyond disguise To touch the thoughts of passion in its wake While basking in its presence and partake To live without a dream is but to die And so his mind does fabricate desire Yet in the cold and bitter trials of night His emptiness consumes to douse the fire Its kindling dwindling dark unto the light Awaken to the morning’s painful mire To walk among the living in a daze His soul found fading fast amid the haze As fleeting dreams turn back to cast a glance Forgotten faith lies somewhere out of reach Where grace made haste while leaving not a chance The piercing of this heart it cannot breach Nor soothing of its weak and weary stance For shattered yesterdays did only teach That what i

A Shooting Star
Midsts a shower of blazing fire envoy of a far off place. A streaking blur of vivid dreams across both time and space. Ancient traveler of mystery from galaxies long unseen. Wished upon by stricken lovers under darks lunar beams. Ravager of worlds, bringer of untold blight and woe. Erasing our existence, blue sky turns black as coal. Supersonic death, destruction as was long ago foretold. Winds of fire extinguished by winter's infinite cold. Why has your cosmic journey brought you here to me. Hard to believe a shooting star shall decide man's destiny

Shooting Over Chillie Sauce (i Bullshit You Not)
Police in Miami report the manager of a Wendy's was shot in the arm in a dispute over packets of chili sauce. According to officers, a drive-through customer argued with an employee about the limit of three chili sauce packets. The customer demanded ten and got them. Police say the man then asked for even more and the manager came out to talk to him. Miami-Dade police spokeswoman Mary Walter say that's when the manager was shot several times in the arm, but didn't suffer serious injury. Police are still searching for the chili sauce shooter, who drove off with a woman in his car.

Shooting Star
This is dedicated from me to my Daddy. I miss you daddy!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Seen a shooting star tonight And I thought of you You were trying to break into another world A world I never knew I always kind of wondered if you ever made it through Seen a shooting star tonight And I thought of you. Seen a shooting star tonight And I thought of me If I was still the same If I ever became what you wanted me to be Did I miss the mark or overstep the line that only you could see Seen a shooting star tonight And I thought of me. Listen to the engine listen to the bell As the last fire truck from hell goes rolling by All good people are praying It's the last temptation the last account The last time you might hear the sermon on the mount The last radio is playing. Seen a shooting star tonight slip away Tomorrow will be another day Guess it's too late to say the things to you that you needed to hear me say Seen a shooting star toni

Shooting Competition
Hmm blog time huh, ok well here goes the last three days Went to the South Texas Tactical shooting competition in Mountain Home, Texas. The rules had changed a bit since last year, but after the first ten minutes in the office, it was clear that me and my team mates had a lot of catching up to do. We took our weapons to the "Range Safety Officer" , that is in title only, he had no clue what he was doing there. We had some time to kill, so after lunch we took a look at the course we would have to be navigating Saturday morning. The course was laid out like a four block section of Smallville, USA. Building on the sides and gutted cars on the streets. The object is to make your way from point "A" to point "B" shooting a set number of targets along the way. You compete in three man teams, a change from the five man teams of last year, and this is a live round competition, no paint ball, no laser tag. My team has been together for four years and we work well together.

Shooting
Damn. yesterday I did 3 quick shoots with "submiss ann".I shudder to think of just what it soundedlike to the neighbors. She was loud, especially during the anal strap-on scene.Well, now I am working on all the stuff I have been meaning to catch up on online.I'm taking NiteFlirt calls tonight, but unfortunately I will probably not be on cam till the new cam I ordered arrives in a week, unless I get to borrow one before then.I'll be sure to announce it if I do find one I can borrow till then.I am also about to add a new gallery on My CherryTap of some X-rated photos from the recent video I shot, directed by Julie Simone. It is called "House on Horny Hill", and will released by a new company called "Abigail" this October... just in time for Halloween.This film is not really a fetish film, per se... it is more a Lesbian line.It also stars Varla Vex, Zenova Braeden, Sinnamon Love, Miss Conduct, Rucca Paige, Lena Ramon, and Kitty Langdon.I really look forward to the next project I will

Shooting At Me!
Some little dip-shit tried shooting at me while they were trying to break into my nephews car! I heard the alarm warning sound and ran into the front yard with a sword, he he! Yelling and screaming when from behind some bushes a gunshot rang out! After about pissing my pants I ran into the house got my nephew and called the police. they were sceptacle about it after not finding a shell but took the report anyway! Damn, Little bastards!

Shooter
A marksman (Wahlberg) living in exile is coaxed back into action after learning of a plot to kill the president. Ultimately double-crossed and framed for the attempt, he goes on the run to track the real killer and find out who exactly set him up, and why. .... Smart Movie,And some intuitive ways to save your life. .... Check it out ....

Shooter On The Road Again.
To my friends: After a 3.5 year layoff, during which I chose to work private security, The Shooter is going back in the big trucks and back on the road. I will be running a 9 state area, to include TX,NM,OK,AR,LA,MS,AL,GA and FL panhandle. To my friends, if you are interested in getting together for a cup of coffee or glass of tea and meeting in person please let me know. Leave a pvt message for me here, which I will check when I can, and I will get back to you. Hope everyone prospers and fares well. Shooter :D

Shooting Stars!
The Perseid meteor shower is predicted to be a good show this year, especially since there is a new moon, which makes them easier to see. Supposedly they peak tommorrow night, so I might drive out into the country to find a good spot away from the streetlights and try to watch them. Anyone wanna join me? hehe. (seriously, though, I encourage people to go out and see them if they can. stargazing can be quite peaceful)

Shoot This Fucker
From: Roni Date: Aug 26, 2007 7:17 AM This guy should be tied to a tree, pour gas on him and see how he likes it. FN jerk off. Once a survey asked "what do you hate?" I hate stupid ass shit heads like this MF!!!!!*APRIL*Date: Aug 24, 2007 7:56 PMmeggy=)Date: Aug 19, 2007 2:19 PMmegg;;,,Date: Aug 19, 2007 10:31 AMTake a minute and read this..please.. do it for maximusOn July 12, 2007 a pitbull names maximus was found. He was tied to a tree and badly burnt over 60 percent of his body. Someone had poured gasoline all over him, set him on fire and then walked away while he was still burning Shortly after being found, undergoing multiple surgerys and recieving veterinary care Maximus' short life (he was only 2 years old) ended. One of the vetrinarians who tried to save Maximus described him as " ...a good dog up until the very end ... giving licks and kisses."

Shoot
Well...I tried to call for a tee time and the dang course is having a tournament...why on a Saturday is beyond me, but what can you do? So...looks like I am here for the day..LMAO So show me some luv and and lets have a Sexy Fubar Saturday! Hugs and kisses

Shoot For The Stars
R U Up 4 it???? I'm looking for a true companion, a guy (35-52) whom I enjoy spending time with, talking to, cuddling up next to. I'm not into playing games and have no tolerance for those that are. MUST be able to stimulate my mind before you ever touch my body. Must be able to use your mouth well... for great conversation and phenomenal kissing. I have interest in cultural pursuits (art, music, theatre, etc). Not much on sports. I love to dance, sing, travel, road trip, check out a flick, listen to music, spend time with old friends, make new friends, eat a succulent meal, converse on a variety of provocative topics. I'm a sucker for the strong, sensitive type or the loveable, funny nerd with the heart of gold. ME: single, never married, professionally employed, educated, independent. Attractive, affectionate BBW who is smart, caring, humorous, passionate, open-minded, responsible but fun-loving. I care about others and the community, love to laugh, emotionally / financially stab

Shootin The Breeze
i wrote so much and it disappeared when i ventured off to familiarize myself with this page. Darn..i'll think of more in a minute to post. I guess I could post about me. Im 25, originally from Anniston, AL. Ive lived in a few places. I lived in iceland for a few years. My dad had a hit record in Iceland back in the 80's. Ive grown up for a majority part of my life in MS. It's not too bad I guess. Very diverse here and I seee all kinds of people. I LOVE it. Ive always been a unique kind of person. I like doing different things. I am VERY random. I like being that way. I laugh a lot and crack jokes on others....at most whenever I can. LOL. People who know me, think im quiet. I'm far from it. I do speak my mind, but can be one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. I dont try to inflict any harm on anyone else or make people feel bad. We need to support eachother more in this world and practice compassion. I love intelligence. Im a sucker for smarty pants. I guess cus..I dunno. Ple

Shoot Me
I've just spent 45 minutes laughing OUT LOUD, at pictures of cats with amusing captions. Do I need to get out more? Probably, but bad things happen when they let me out. Having said that, nearly everybody involved last time has agreed to settle out of court, so every cloud, huh?

Shoots In Jan
Greeting everyone. This months Shoots are as follows. 3rd - 5th South Carolina 7th - 13th Vegas 14th - 19th L.A. area 20th - 31st Jacksonville Fl. I am open for at least 2 shoots. Contact me if interested! Lady_liz

Shoot To Kill
Brian Caulfield 01.07.08, 12:00 AM ET Pimp Your PC In Pictures: Killer Games For Your PC The 10 Best-Selling Videogames Complete List Company Of The Year NVIDIA By Industry Median EPS Growth Median Sales Growth Video Nvidia's Graphic World Related Quotes AAPL 194.84 - 3.24 CRAY 5.81 - 0.18 DELL 24.39 - 0.12 GOOG 685.19 - 6.29 HPQ 49.65 - 0.83 INTC 25.35 - 1.31 MSFT 35.22 - 0.38 SNE 54.11 - 0.19 They accost him at airports. They pump him for technical information at conferences. Even his son is on his case. When you sell a product that tens of millions of videogame fanatics rely on, there is no escape. Nvidia Chief Executive Jen-Hsun Huang came home one evening in 2003 to find the latest copy of Maximum PC magazine waiting for him. Inside was a harsh review of Nvidia's new graphics card, the brawny set of microchips that makes the aliens and bullets come

Shoot To Kill-p2
The Stanford-trained engineer cofounded Nvidia just as he turned 30 in 1993, after stints at AMD and LSI Logic. Huang and cofounders Christopher Malachowsky (currently Nvidia's vice president of information technology) and Curtis Priem (who retired in 2003) looked at the cartoonish PC games of the time, such as Castle Wolfenstein 3d, and saw their future in improving the visual experience. The company capitalized on the "fabless" trend that allowed a chip firm to concentrate on design and avoid billions of dollars of capital spending by outsourcing production to Asian factories. Nvidia is a big customer at wafer fabs run by Taiwan Semiconductor and United Microelectronics. Nvidia stumbled in the first few years. Its first product tried to do too much and was based on Nvidia's own quirky standard. After a round of layoffs in late 1995 Huang gathered the company's 35 remaining employees in a room and leveled with them: The company would have to find a way to catch up, fast. He gave up

Shooting In Butte, Montana
NOW THIS IS A STORY WORTH TELLING. THIS STORY EXEMPLIFIES GUN CONTROL AS IT SHOULD BE. Shooting in Butte, Montana Shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders Butte, Montana November 5, 2006 Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home. It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine. Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quick ly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals. When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a b

Shoot Shoot Shoot
Just in from the shoot with Julie Simone. We shot something like 9 clips before getting too tired. In 1 week Julie moves to Missouri so we have a few clips we will be shooting in the next week, right before she moves away. She'll be back fairly often, and we plan to shoot the Gwen Media stuff in April, when she visits. The shoot today and the last day we shot together, were both really easy going. It was just hanging out and chit chatting, but not permitting it to delay production. We started shooting at around 8:30 or 9, took a dinner break around 10:45, and went out to Thai food before returning to shoot and were done before 1a.m. So we really managed to get a lot done in a short amount of time. I'm excited! Now the camera whore in Me is about to get a double dose with being on the Dr. Susan Block Show tomorrow night (it's actually tonight, due to it being almost 2 a.m.)

Shootin The Shit Podcast - February 28, 2008
Shootin' the Shit Podcast 1 - February 27, 2008 I basically let you all know what the podcast is about in this episode. I also talk about getting into boxing & MMA. My trip to Vegas for No Way Out, my thoughts on the Allan Caesar III video, and more. Enjoy peeps. Download Link: http://www.brutesports.com/dl.cgi?sts_022708.mp3 Podcast XML: http://www.brutesports.com/shooting_the_shit.xml

Shootin The Shit Podcast - March 11, 2008
Shootin' the Shit Podcast #2 - March 11, 2008 This week I talk about how I'm nervous about the trip to Orlando, Jeff Meacham being stupid, Rift no longer fucking a teenager, my upcoming websites and tons more. Shit, I forgot to mention in the show, I"m going to impregnate Dennis' sister in Orlando. HELL YEAH! Download Link: http://www.brutesports.com/dl.cgi?sts_031108.mp3 Podcast XML: http://www.brutesports.com/shooting_the_shit.xml

Shooting!
Shotgun and Preteen vs. Illegal Alien Home Invaders Butte, Montana, November 5, 2007 Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home. It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine. Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals. When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could ar

Shooting Illegal Aliens Why Didn't This Make The News!
Shotgun and Preteen vs. Illegal Alien Home Invaders Butte, Montana, November 5, 2007 Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home. It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine. Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals. When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could ar

..::shooting Star::..
Written By Paul Cain Everytime i see your eyes they shine like stars up in the sky I was hesitant to finally see the person i dreamed in front of me Always remembered never forgotten the feeling deep inside of me when we're apart im alone inside losing my grip on reality Within darkness came a light gradually taking form in my sight but through the light your form took place here right by my side with open eyes i now can see that everythings alright I love it when your near to me I hate it when your far without you here inside i bleed because your my shooting star.

Shooting
there has been 3 separate shootings in our once peaceful town over the weekend. Now my problem isnt really with the fact that people are getting shoot but rather the fact that they were all shoot in the lower half of their bodies(2 in the leg and one in lower back. Who is teaching our youth about gun safety and the proper way to hold/ shoot a gun. (when the rap song says to bust a cap in their ass they didnt mean it literaly). join the fucking boyscouts or somethin and learn how to fire a weapon properly damn.

Shooting From The Hip, Gnosis
things that sound profound but wax profane things that wash away in summer rain we keep their lies inside us I wish I knew why God was so insane (ever come up with a title to a poem, but never had anything to tie it to until many years later?)

Shooting The Breeze
Shooting the Breeze by LateNiteFantasy© Shooting the Breeze in fluctuation contemplation a rocking sensation while life's at ease reminiscing memory kissing tomorrows wishing watching growing trees triggering a smile aimless for awhile going a porch swing mile just ... shooting the breeze

Shoot!
so...i can't fuggin sleep. the phone wont quit ringing. my dogs wont calm down. usually they sleep all day with me. my cats were all crying...ugh and now my landlord is coming over! and i have to work til 8am!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! someone sing to me so i can fall asleep :P

Shoots And Costumes
Hello, I'm just a bit sniffly now...took a bit of shaking though that cold. This blog entry is sponsored by Sudafed! Dunno whether you remember that I was considering a photo shoot by a guy who's something of an amateur photographer and flattered me into submission. Jon came along too to make sure everything was above board and I was really pleased with the result. I'll show you a few of the pics down below. They're glamour in nature but I don't think seedy - quite tasteful and nice. Even my mum couldn't be *too* mad about them! Provided my recovery continues sufficiently I'll be off to a fancy dress party tomorrow night. The theme? Fairy tales!! I've already got the costumes sorted...me as Little Red Riding Hood and Jon as the Big Bad Wolf! Provided I go, I'll do some pics of that too and put them on here at some point...they'll be really funny! I hope you're all well anyway, thanks for reading and speak soon... Vikki xxx

Shoot Me Again -- Metallica
I won't go away Right here I'll stay Stand silent in flames Stand tall 'till it fades Shoot me again I ain't dead yet Shoot me again All these shots I take I spit back at you All the shit you fake Comes back to haunt you All the shots All the shots I take What difference did I make? All the shots I take I spit back at you I won't go away, with a bullet in my back Right here I'll stay, with a bullet in my back Shoot me take a shot I'll stand on my own, with a bullet in my back I'm stranded and sold, with a bullet in my back I bite my tongue Trying not to shoot back No compromise My heart won't pump the other way Wake the sleeping giant Wake the beast Wake the sleeping dog No, Let him sleep

Shooting
So, today after lunch my buddy (dontremember69) and I go out to shoot an Iranian G-3, that we were able to get our hands on for the day. OMG, what a blast that was, and a dream to shoot. I have to admit, and you will see in the clip, when i am firing in on full auto, I really have to lean into it, or it will push be backwards. So, check it out.

Shoo Fly Don't Fvckin Bother Me
So there's dead people gnats flying around the mortuary. One decided to fly up my nose. I freaked out and involuntarily inhaled. After about 20 minutes, my nose started to tickle. I blew my nose... and there he was. What a way to die. -REL

Shooting Star
Through these brown eyes, I stare at the night sky, Wishing you were here curled up by my side, Casting wishes onto falling star, I wait for the day when i can catch your heart, Raise you up and steal your pain away, I dream of you through endless nights, To be close to you, For a moment brings meaning and peace to my life. Babyface said it best when he said, "I only think of you, on two occasions, that's day and night" But i miss you more than ever, So i close my eyes and wait to see you in my dream tonight.

The Shooting Star That's Never Seen
Trying hard to not just be the shooting star no one can see; I'm trying hard to be someone and not just drown alone. I want to make a footprint in the sand upon the earth; Although I try it's always wiped away with the high-rising surf. I'm trying hard to turn into a star that makes wishes come true; I'm trying hard to glisten; shimmer --All I ever do is flicker... For one million years I have waited to shine but I can't foresee light in my life anytime; I'm just wasting in space, wasting space in spaceless-ness as everyone flies with shooting stars of brilliance. Do I lack the fire? Do I lack a flame? Without wick am I just set to rot my life away? Hopelessly existing in this gravity-less hell while every hour upon hour my cold heart becomes a shell; Dreams of shooting far across the pristine-lit night sky become a distant memory of times where hope was still alive. Perfect timing and position high upon the clear night sky, hoping at least one person

~shooting Star~
Through these brown eyes, I stare at the night sky, Wishing you were here curled up by my side, Casting wishes onto falling star, I wait for the day when i can catch your heart, Raise you up and steal your pain away, I dream of you through endless nights, To be close to you, For a moment brings meaning and peace to my life. Babyface said it best when he said, "I only think of you, on two occasions, that's day and night" But i miss you more than ever, So i close my eyes and wait to see you in my dream tonight.

Shooting
The shooting today in Pittsburgh is depressing because the dude who had women problems went off on other women and killed himself.Can you get that far gone then go to a LA Fitness and explode. Nobody saw that he needed help----this happens way to much in our society!!!

Shooting Stars
Shooting Stars For my brother Jeff As with every cloudless night, My eyes are drawn to the sky; Tiny diamonds sparkle in my sight. I make a wish as a star begins to fall in reply. Pleading that my wish be granted, My heart starts to burn. My eyes glued to the sky, feet planted; I'm waiting for my turn. Waiting for the graceful stars To grant one simple wish, On this beautiful night of shooting stars. Written by Danielle K.

Shooting Advice Words Of Wisdom
Shooting adviceWords Of Wisdom Clint Smith, Director of Thunder Ranch, is part drill instructor, and part standup comic (Thunder Ranch is a firearms training facility in Arizona ).Here are a few of his observation on tactics, firearms, self defense and life as we know it in the civilized world."The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win and cheat if necessary.""Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way..""Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it's going to be empty.""If you're not shootin', you should be loadin'. If you're not loadin', you should b

Shoot The Breeze At Webcam Roulette
The following post contains five websites with some moderation installed to apply a filter so you can 'webcam roulette', a very noted and popular trend as written recently in Time magazine, safe and without perversion. Blurry People Fubar.com Hey-People facebook chat roulette BrainRepublic Let's go over the list from bottoms up..BrainRepuplic.com was created as this year's response to random and salacious chat roulette websites. It is based in Germany with a english version online too. You basically register your expertise to ask and answer timely and topical questions f

Shooter's Sandwich
I was bouncing around on the net earlier, and found this delicious-looking sandwich made from mushrooms, shallots, and two rather large ribeye steaks stuffed inside a loaf of bread. Looks like enough to be shared, but I'm not sure if I'd want to!

Shooting Alex Jones?
Piers Morgan and Guests Discuss Shooting Alex Jones Daily Beast writer Buzz Bissinger says Piers Morgan should “pop” Alex Jones with a semi-automatic weapon. Aaron DykesPrison Planet.comJanuary 9, 2013CNN and the gun grabbing media are now calling for Alex Jones to be shot the day after his heated appearance with Piers Morgan. In a segment on Piers Morgan’s CNN program, sports columnist for the Daily Beast, Buzz Bissinger, shockingly states: “I don’t care what the justification is that you’re allowed in this country to own a semi-automatic weapon – much less a handgun. But what do you need a semi-automatic weapon for? The only reason I think you’d need it is, Piers, challenge Alex Jones to a boxing match, show up with a semi-automatic that you got legally and pop him.” Abby Huntsman (Huffington Post) : “I’d love to see that… [laughter] in uniform.” Piers Morgan: &ldqu

Shoot All Gun Owners
Piers Morgan & Guests: Turn In Your Guns Or We Will Kill You “Scary,” “Undignified,” “Unedifying” Paul Joseph WatsonInfowars.comJanuary 9, 2013 After labeling Alex Jones “scary” for his pro-second amendment rant on CNN, Piers Morgan and his guests proceeded the following night to joke about murdering Jones in cold blood. Morgan, who has built his gun control argument on the justification of reducing violence in America, called Jones’ aggressive on-air defense of the right to bear arms “undignified” and “unedifying,” yet just 24 hours later he was laughing and joking about gunning down Jones with a semi-automatic weapon.

Shoot Up Babies
Obama ‘ethics panel’ gives thumbs up to testing anthrax vaccines on American babies Mike AdamsNatural NewsMarch 20, 2013 I feel obliged to warn you in advance that unless you’re an evil demon who enjoys the suffering of others, you’re going to have a VERY hard time reading this article. What you are about to confront here is extremely disturbing, racist, murderous and downright evil. Proceed at your own risk. Here’s the story: It’s time to start using American babies as guinea pigs to test a bioweapons anthrax vaccine, concludes a presidential “ethics panel.” (Yes, the word “ethics” is not a typo.) Presumably, these wil

Shootings By Philly Police Soar As Violent Crime Plummets
Sam WoodPhilly.comMay 14, 2013 Screen capture taken from Philadelphia Police Department Recruitment video. The number of violent crimes fell last year in Philadelphia, as did assaults on police officers. But the number of people shot by police is up. Way up. The number of shootings by police in 2012 resulting in death or injury climbed to the highest level it’s been in 10 years. Philadelphia police shot 52 suspects last year while responding to calls for reported crimes. Of those shot, 15 people died. Read full article This article was posted: Tuesday, May 14, 2013 at 10:41 am Tags: police state Share This Article

Shooting Up The Sea
Shooting Up The Sea “There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at with no result.” ― Winston Churchill I found the rumble of the diesel oddly comforting, like the purring growl of a big cat. We motored on calm seas 3 miles straight out until there was only sea and sky. I had the helm, getting the feel of the tiller. It serves as a wheel and resembles an oversized oar. Push to port to turn starboard, as needed to hold or change course. An almost constant thing with the boat pushed by wind and current. Adjust and readjust, like life in that way. It was a plank of unfinished teak wood, broad where in came up from the rudder then curved and tapered to the working end, about a hand and a half wide. If there comes a storm the man at the tiller must stand strong. On his feet with both hands to it, chest high for best leverage. Pushing against the overpowering force of an agitated sea. With the pull

Shopping List Of Doom!
"Do you need us to get anything while we're at the store?" Famous last words. I should really know better by now, than to ask my wife if she needs anything when I'm taking my son with me to the store. And I'll bet you all know her answer.. "Tampons" "Oh geezus, you better write this one down." Because we all know there's hell to pay if you get the wrong brand, style, color, or scent. Someday I'll learn.

Shopping At Tesco
One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at Tesco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and only costs five pounds.....a lot quicker and better than a doctor". So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco. He deposits five pounds and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks". That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples

Shoplifting Punishment
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied: "A can of peaches". The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied "6." The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The Judge said, "What is it?" The husband said "She also stole a big can of peas."

The Shopping Trip
The Shopping Trip by Sweet As Can BeBBW I entered the department store to purchase some summer clothing; I started to look through the women's section, finding a few things I liked. I noticed a handsome young man near the same area that I was in, he had broad shoulders and a grand chest and when he looked at me and smiled his eyes made me melt. His eyes were a gorgeous gray that just seemed to hypnotize me, and instantly made my cunt get damp. I looked away feeling as if he could tell what I was thinking, I am sure I was blushing because not only was my cunt heating up but the heat arose through my body and my face felt as if it were on fire also. I tried to go about my business, shopping and just minding my own affairs. But as I was not thinking clearly and had drifted off yet again into the abyss and day dreams of that sexy man that I was so flustered over, and soon I had bumped backwards into someone and as I turned around there, he was the great looking guy that I had ju

Shoppers
Ill start off by saying I shouldnt talk too much shit because I was their too, but DAMN. We all went to the mall at 6am to stand in line to get a free $25 gift card and we were 80th in line and still had another hour to wait. As it turns out me and my group were the last ones to get the gift bag/card and left alot of angry people behind us who waited as long as us. There was so many people shopping it was crazy although they did have some good deals what I saw most people getting was stuff that they would normally get any other day with no real sale or coupons. We went to the mall, wal-mart and target and all I got was a webcam ;) and some movies. Based on my experience today I can safely say I will never get up at 530am again to go shopping the day after Thanksgiving. much love, "BIG" Russ

Shopping Experience
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton nsists that he go with her to Walmart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to her from the store. Dear Mrs. Fenton: Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below. Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.. and watch

Shopping Tips From The Cat
Town House Crackers (light buttery crackers) Original ---------------------------- These crackers are great plain or with cheese. I love them with wine but one of my best loves on CherryTap can't drink wine - so I do not want to bring that sore subject up... For my shopping tips just email me at el_gotto@yahoo.com :)

Shopping
so i was shopping the other day which is quite a chore these days. id walk by and see these really cute pants but i barely give them a glance because they would look like capris on me. i know im not the only person with long legs. people can say oh we make em in long lengths too, but 33" inseam is not long come on now a 35 inch inseam is barely long enough to where it doesnt show my socks when i sit down. i guess i just need to start designing my own clothes and make them just for tall girls, lol

Shopping Done. Shit, Now I Have To Wrap.
Got the kids done with one stop at Toys "R" Us. Ordered obscure movies for hubby online. Got gag gifts for my brother at www.stockroom.com. ("Woof" and the wiggly rubber dog tail are the best gag gifts to date.) Also picked out a Christmas surprise for hubby there. Now I get to clean. *Notice this is me stalling.* Guess I could make some cookies.

Shopping
So we went to our first mall yesterday... It BLEW MY MIND.... the clothes and the stores and the SHOES and purses oohhh I was in complete heaven! :) I bought a pink shirt and it was only 5 dollars!!!! Everything is soooo much cheaper down here! The mall was a mile long and it had a Skate park right in it!!! It was amazinggg :) So my trip is going pretty good so far! Chirs' mom is going to do my hair 2day! And I get to get my nails did hahaha Christmas eve is the Atlanta Football game! which is going to be amazing too. :) Anyways talk later 69th Angel xo

Shop Til You Drop
More shopping today!! :) And then going to some gurls house for supper! lol Should be a good day! My hair turned out kick ASSS all I did was re dye the blonde and its Blonder? does that make any sense? lol Anyways... Im gunna get some Baby Phat earings :) And maybe a coat!... Plus I gotta get some more x-mas shopping done!! hmmm. Its not very nice out tho... dark and rain.. :( but its still warm!! I dont wanna go back to the cold lol dammit.. I talked to my sister last nite :) I missss herrrr lol Show her some lovin :) Shes a hottttieeeee hehe Sweet Lady@ CherryTAP Anyways more later! Muahhhhh 69th Angel xo

Shopping©
As much as I try to be different from other men,I do hate shopping. I mean really HATE it. I like buying,lol. Now if you ask me if I want to go shopping the answer is always the same,no. BUT if you ask me to go shopping with you,I will always go along. I love spoiling my playtoy. Nothing makes me happier than to see her smile. So when she asked for me to come along,off we went. Finding a parking space at the mall this close after Christmas is almost as bad as the mall itself. Finding a parking spot and walking toward the door,we are caressed by winters cool hand. The air always seems so fresh and clean during winter. The smells of oak and pine burning waife through the air. The sun bring warmth to all it touches but the air cooling softly. Entering the mall is an assult of the senses. The sounds of all the people,scurring from store to store. Dressed in a million differnet colors moving like ants on a kicked over hill. The smells of the cookie store teasing the nose. We walk

Shoping!!!!!! I Forgot How Much I Love It
Well yesterday I got some chash and went shoping for food at Kroger. I got Mac and cheese hamburgermeat cereal milk eggs pissa noodels yougert and some ohter stuff. I fucking LOVED it. I never go food shoping any more becouse.... A) We never have the money and B) When we do have the money we go OUT to eat. I would much rather stay home and eat mac and cheese and hamburgers wiht yougert for desert.

Shop In Heavens Grocery Store!
I was walking down life's highway a long time ago. One day I saw a sign that read Heaven's Grocery Store. As I got a little closer, the door came open wide, And when I came to myself, I was standing inside. I saw a host of angels; they were standing everywhere. And one angel said, "My child, shop with care." Everything a christian needed was in that grocery store, And all you couldn't carry you could come back the next day for more. First, I got some Patience; Love was in the same row. Further down was Understanding; you need that everywhere you go. I got a box or two of Wisdom, a bag or two of Faith. I just couldn't miss the Holy Ghost for he was all over the place. I stopped to get some Strength and Courage to help me run the race. By then my basket was getting full, but I remembered I needed some Grace. I didn't forget Salvation, for Salvation that was free. So, I tried to get enough of that to save you and me. Then I started to the c

Shopping With Me
SO ANYWAY ME AND ROB DECIDE WERE GONNA GO DO OUR RUNNING AROUND ON FRIDAY TOGETHER. WE GO TO A FEW DIFFERENT STORE AND GET THE NORMAL SHIT WE NEED. THEN WE END UP AT WALMART I GOTTA GET SOME SHIT FOR MY HOUSE AND ROB NEEDS A FEW THING. WE GO OUR SEPERATE WAYS TO SAVE TIME THEN WE MEET UP WHEN WERE DONE AND GO TO THE CHECK OUT COUNTER WHICH BY THE WAY THE GIRL IS KINDA ON THE CUTE SIDE. SO ANY WAY ROB PAYS FOR HIS SHIT WHICH INCLUDES TWO PILLOWS. SO THE GIRL IS BAGGING MY SHIT UP AND ROB IS HANDING IT TO ME AS I TOSS IT BACK IN THE CART WHE HE SAYS OH MY GOD WERE GROCERY SHOPPING TOGETHER AND I ASK HIM IF HE HAD ANY COUPONS. THEN PROCEDE TO GRAB A PILLOW AND START HITTING HIM WITH YELLING PILLOW FIGHT. THE POOR GIRL HAD THE LOOK LIKE SOMEONE JUST TOLD HER THAT HER BOYFREIND WAS CAUGHT GIVING BLOW JOBS BEHIND THE DUMPSTER AT CHUCK E CHEESES. THEN ONCE SHE REALIZES WERE NOT BUTT PIRATES SHE STARTS LAUGHING HER ASS OFF. THEN SHE SAYS LOOKS LIKE WERE GONNA HAVE FUN TONIGHT AND I SAY YEAH W

Shopping At Wal Mart
Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr Fenton are listed below. Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an officialtone, 'Code 3' in housewares... and watched what happened. 5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway. 6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and

Shopping For Husbands At Walmart
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes, again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

Shopping
> Proof of what can happen if a wife drags her husband along to go > shopping. Dear Mrs. Murry, > > > Our store is considering banning your family from ever shopping with > us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences > over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras. > > MEMO > Re: Complaints > 15 Things Mr. Wayne Murry has done while his spouse is shopping: > > > > > > > 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's > carts > when they weren't looking. > > 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at > 5-minute intervals. > > 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to > tampons section. > > 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, > "Code > 3" in housewares.. ... and watched what happened. > > 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's > on lay-by. > > 6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTI

Shop 'til You're Dropped
About six months ago, I was about to go on a first date, and I wrote the following blog: ---------------- I'd like to return this... Dating is, in some ways, like shopping. Lots of pretty, shiny new things. But returns are such a bitch. People take it fairly personally when you try them and don't like them. Umm... not the right size. Not the right color? Much, much worse. "Not quite the right fit" might be the kindest return, but everyone knows there's more to it than that. ("I don't know what happened. He just started to unravel as soon as I got him home.") Shopping might be easier. When I return a skirt, the skirt doesn't keep calling me. It just goes back on the rack, waits for the next unsuspecting shopper. To be honest, I don't really like shopping. Perhaps someone could just GIVE me someone. Of course, gifts can also be difficult. If I don't like it, do I have to display it? Can I just put it in the closet? Can I re-gift it? (Here, Sheryl, I think you might like th

Shopping
A man was in a long line at Target. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5." The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5." A few customers back w

Shop For Jaysus!
(Originally Posted on August 23, 2006)I am a member of a FreeThought Humor discussion group. Somebody came up with a couple of links (here and here) for some funny theistic parody products, like:HandzOff Anti-Masturbatory CreamSeven Deadly Sins WristbandsConquer The Snake T-ShirtLots of other funny things there. Enjoy!tag: religion, shopping, christian, christianity, parody, funny, humor-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!

Shopping With Mother!
A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is standing outside of the ladies dressing room waiting for his Mom to come out. While waiting the little boy gets bored and just when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt. "Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?" The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten. For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs. When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want." "What do you mean?" he asks. "Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to her crotch. "Hell no," he cries, "you've got teeth down there!" "Don't be rid

.shopping.=.devil.
so. its 10 pm arrived home roughly an hour ago? perhaps. and after spending approx uhm idk but over $400 big lots is the devil it was the start of it all. went in to check out their tv stands and what not cuz moms huge one makes me completely claustraphobic...and wound up buying a set of the most beautiful shaped weighted and gold edged wine glasses...and the kids some baby dolls n crap cuz Monkey well is Monkey and what kid doesnt need a babydoll at one point or another. then we ventured to target. target really IS the devil. and while still in search of this one particular kind of tv stand...we wound up getting lamps...books...a fan...some monkey paraphernalia for the kids room...and ugh...summer wardrobe for the kidlets... anyone who knows me knows that i detest shopping. so its a good thing we picked up wendys on the way home...and now... i sit...with a glass of cab sav in a new wonderful glass...*sigh* it was delightful getting out of the house tho the 45 minute rid

Shopping
A little old Lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, "Crisco, Crisssssssco!" Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, "Ma'am, the Crisco is in Aisle 3." The old Lady replies, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my Husband. He's in here somewhere" The clerk is astonished. "Your Husband's name is Crisco?" The old Lady answers, "Oh no, no, no. I only call him that when we're out in public." "I see," said the clerk. "What do you call him at home?" "Lard a**."

Shopping..
"I want your opinion" I signed, twirling around in front of him, letting him see my legs, firm ass, slim waist, all contained in the perfect pair of dark jeans. He didn't say anything right away, taking in the way I look. Sleek in my long-sleeved black blouse, My long dark hair tied up in a pony tail, chocolate eyes wide while I look expectantly at him, waiting for his answer. Still, he couldn't think of anything to say. Nothing except for the fact that he was going to fuck me. Here. Now. "Tell me." I urged, titling my head to look past him at my reflection in the dressing room mirror. " what do you think?" Without saying a word, he took one step toward me in the tiny space and grabbed hold of my hand. His fingers slid upward to close firmly around my wrist, like a pair of my favorite handcuffs snapping shut. Something in the way he held me made me forget what i was asking, and made me pay attention to the looks he was giving me. "Come here" he said, and I closed the space bet

Shopping Trip
Just another shopping Saturday in Crewe, Son didn't want to come, and husband watching football. Well at least i get to brows without rushing, love shoe shopping, but today I must get a new bra, maybe something a little sexy, it might even excite him indoors a little!! I am in the shop looking through the hundreds of different bra's there appears to be now, i am a 36b and never have had a good comfortable fitting bra, As i am browsing and walking back and forth, the usual thing happens (which i hate) "may i help you madam" came the voice of the young female shop assistant, well at 41 years of age i would have thought by now i could choose my own bra, but then thinking that to find a comfortable fitting one as well as maybe a little sexy, i may as well gain the help of this girl who is anyway paid to help. Oh yes i am looking for a Bra that is not only comfortable but also has a little sex appeal! so what do you suggest? "well if madam would like to go into the changing room an

Shopping Anyone??
You're shopping with your girlfriend and she sends you into the fitting room to try on some clothes. She follows you in and there's no one else around so you pull her into the curtained off room. You convince her to have sex right there, right now and you're extremely excited. You quickly shove her skirt up and realize she's not wearing any pantyhose, the only thing underneath her skirt is her bright red thong. Just the thought makes you even more excited. You unbutton your pants and she wraps her legs around your waist and you thrust into her, making her moan. You crush your lips to hers, swallowing her moans so you don't get caught. You turn around so her back is against the wall as you pound into her, faster and faster, making her soft little moans louder and louder. You can feel her muscles clench around you as she climaxes, bringing you over the edge with her. You hear someone talking out in the hall outside the fitting room and she starts to giggle as you both quickly get dressed

Shopping Carts!
How hard is it to return a fooking shopping cart? Seriously I park my car all the way in another county so that no one will leave a cart that will roll into it. I come out and BAM, a damn cart leaning on my car! And I see the little sneak weaseling away like some grass snake! DAMN YOU no returner! Why do you do that? The cart return was 10 feet away from you! maybe I should just take out my keys and carve your car up like a Thanksgiving Day Turkey! Would you like that? I try to pull into a spot and there is another Weasel leaving their cart in the parking spot! Now how am I supposed to park with a cart there you DUMMY? Maybe you dont care because you drive some 10 year old piece of shit, well I dont so put down the biggie shake and Walk you fat ass another 5 feet and return the damn cart!

$500 Shopping Spree
A Chance for ladies in The NJ/Ny Area to win a $500 Shoppoing spree hotel accomodations, makeover by prfessional makeup artists and a professional Photo shot with pictures to appear in Companies Profile magaziine... u intereted ask me how...

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ANNOUNCEMENT!! The first season of LA Ink is finally finished! SO, that means we are open for business ALL DAY, EVERY DAY! From noon to midnight! Kat Von D's New 'High Voltage Tattoo' Shop Open To Public!! On July 14, Miami Ink cult-tattoo-artist legend, Kat Von D opened up High Voltage Tattoo to the public. The new LA based shop is also the focus of the new Miami Ink tattoo shop spin off series LA Ink, starring Kat Von D. For Kat fans who have been dying to see their favorite tattoo artist since her departure from Miami Ink, walk-ins are welcome at High Voltage! So, skate up ... 1259 N. La Brea Ave. Amongst all the amazing people we tattoo, our friends and clients include, members of bands such as: HIM, Incubus, My Chemical Romance, Green Day, METAL SKOOL, Bleeding Through, Guns N Roses, Eageles of Death Metal, the Misfits, Queens of the Stone Age, Mastadon, Fireball Ministry, Scott Ian of Anthrax, Sebastian Bach, The Mars Volta, Slayer, Fireball Ministry, Papa Roach,

Shopping In New York City...
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!" So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs". The second floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs and Love Kids". The third floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking." "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. At the fourth floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework." "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still

The Shop Owners
Two businessmen were taking a break while setting up their soon-to- open store's shelving units. There they sat, in the middle of nothing but empty shelves. One said, "I bet any minute now some smart aleck will stick his head in the door and ask what we're selling." Within minutes, a man did just that, "Hey, boys. Whacha sellin'?" One businessmen responded sarcastically, "We're selling a$$holes." Without missing a beat, he rejoined, "Looks like business is good; ya only got two left!"

Shop For Earthwhore Open
Have decided to pull my finger out and actually sell some of my music. I'm doing the trial run with the Mind Pandemic EP (which still only consists of 2 songs despite my intention to make it 3 - that'll come out later in a lot more limited a fashion). Go here for the shop and here for fan registration. This could be fun. So be good and spread the word kiddies...

Shop In Heaven's Grocery Store
Shop in Heaven's Grocery Store I was walking down life's highway a long time ago, One day I saw a sign that said "Heaven's Grocery Store". As I got a little closer, the door came open wide, And when I came to myself, I was standing inside. I saw a host of angels; they were standing everywhere, And one angel said, "My child, be sure to shop with care." Everything a Christian needed was in that grocery store, And what you couldn't carry you could come back again for more. First, I got some patience, love was in the same row. Further down was understanding, you need that everywhere you go. I got a box or two of wisdom, a bag or two of faith, I just couldn't miss the Holy Ghost, for he was every place. I stopped to get some strength and courage to help me run the race By then my basket was getting full, but I remembered I needed grace. I didn't forget charity, for charity was free, So I tried to get enough to serve both you an

Shopping
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a parti cular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goe

Shop At Sears
Subject: Sears - Christmas shopping has already started I know I needed this reminder since Sears isn't always my first choice. Amazing when you think of how long the war has lasted and they haven't withdrawn from their commitment. Could we each buy at least one thing at Sears this year? How does Sears treat its employees who are called up for military duty? By law, they are required to hold their jobs open and available, but nothing more. Usually, people take a big pay cut and lose benefits as a result of being called up. Sears is voluntarily paying the difference in salaries and maintaining all benefits, including medical insurance and bonus programs, for all called up reservist employees for up to two years. I submit that Sears is an exemplary corporate citizen and should be recognized for its contribution. I suggest we all shop at Sears, and be sure to find a manager to tell them why we are there so the company gets the positive reinforcement it well deserves. P

Shopping~
well, I am almost done with shopping. I went out yesterday while Jeff was at home and could watch our son and got their gifts from Jeff's dad. He always just sends them money so I have to go out and get a few gifts then they get the rest of the money. So I spent about $125 on each of them. I came home and wrapped like crazy cause I had a lot of stuff to wrap. Jeff played ref guarding the door from our 2 nosy kids.....anyway, this morning I took my son to the store so he could get his sister one more thing (had to make it even). Besides a few stocking stuffers and a bean bag chair I am done~! As you can see today is my birthday....nothing special is planned as far as I know. I don't think I will cook tonight. I am having a craving for pizza so we might go out or I might just call Little Caesars. Who knows?? Well, that is about all today. I hope you all have a great day and I look forward to chatting with everyone soon~! ~~smooches~~

Shopping Is Done!
I just got back from shopping. It wasn't too busy yet. I got everyone done! Yippeee. I still have one more store to get my son one more thing but all the hard people are out of the way! I love having a new shopping center in my city. It is so nice and has a good selection of stores. Easy to just run over there and pick up something. They aren't even done building it yet and it is going to be really nice when they are done. I think after Friday night and all the mess is cleaned up from the party, I think I might want to take the kids to San Francisco Saturday. It is so pretty there this time of year with all the stores decorated and such. It would be great if I could get a reservation for Neiman Marcus for brunch but they would laugh at me over the phone. They book up fast around the holidays. Their restaurant is on the top floor and is in the dome part. Very cool! Peter plans on going to the 49er football game on Sunday. Then Monday is Christmas Eve. It is all

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Well, I decided since I didn't get everything I wanted for Christmas I would go shopping yesterday....and it sucked really....sooooo many people out and about....but I got EVERYTHING I wanted and more...LOL I first went to Target to get just a couple things and look for a new pair of jeans....ended up spending $111.11.....got a CD (which I normally never buy anymore), 2 DVDs (Pirates 3 and Jeff Dunham's new Comedy Central special Spark of Insanity....funnier than sh*t), shampoo, bubble bath and lotion (smells like strawberries and champagne), 2 Transformer puzzles for my son (Bumblebee and Barricade...his two favorite ones), some KY in case I need it ;o), two pairs of knee socks for when I wear my boots, and a pair of pink pajama pants... Then I went to eat. Ugh....waiting in line at Taco Bell for almost 15 minutes just to get a burrito supreme and a taco supreme....oh and a soda. I was off to GameStop then to look at games....walked out of there with 3 new ones. Gauntlet Da

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So today I went out shopping spent $50 for myself. Bought some stuff at Victoria's Secert aka La Senza. It smells like candy, it's soo good, I had put some on me and guys just stopped and looked at me LOL... not that I needed it since well guys check me out anyways but I love smelling yummy. Then I had got a cute bag, will take a picture of it later.

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Today was an alright day, I went to work for noonish, was off at 4:00pm, went to Wal-Mart looked around, then went to the mall, got a cute royal blue spring jacket. I wish it was black and white. Then I came home, my mom liked my jacket. I went to take a shower because my hair was just gross, yes my hair gets oily, but doesnt everyones? Anywho, so I had a bath not shower, it was relaxing, then here I am.I had dinner which was chicken breast, potatoes, and salad. I bought a jacket because my $70 playboy sweater I've worn for a year now, I don't want that to fade and have the symbol fade off either. So this is why I got that cute jacket, plus it looked hot on me so I got it. Will take pictures probably later with the digicam and the webcam.

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No auctions here :P 'tis my mother's 50th birthday on saturday, and because I only just got my money today, I have to buy something tomorow. I have no idea what, but it has to be done. Sooo, I won't be here most of the day 'cause i'll be galavanting around looking for something. *mumbles obscenities to self* Wish me luck.

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Shopping
That's what I did today. I got Connor his birthday presents and I got me a new digital camera. I haven't really looked at it much, but I did take a few pictures with it and it seems like the pictures are pretty good. I should have looked to see if it does video, lol. Oh well. I guess I can live without it...my other one had video on it, but I hardly ever used it. I can't watch the Super Bowl, which sucks. I'm getting the boys to sleep, and neither one of them are really cooperating with me, lol. If they go to sleep fairly fast, I can maybe watch the end of it. It just sucks that I'm missing the game and the commercials. I haven't missed a Super Bowl in years. I've always been able to watch them. But having a kid in school that has an early bedtime, cuts out on some things. Guess it's good that I have a laptop and I can adjust the brightness and I can get on here, lol. You all are going to have to keep me posted on what's going on in the game. I have Nate texting me some too. I go

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Listening to :30 of Strings album Brand New Day lol (even though i own the cd) lol thats how bored i am :PMy mom told me this morning i could go shopping and i could spend some of my money..yesterday 11/26/10 my dad gave me $50 for my 18th birthday which was on Aug 6th :/Now i am waiting patiently to go out and explore the shopping malls :/

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so, I am honestly thinking of going shopping this weekend. first I need a new phone, which is on the main list. but i am also thinking of clothes. so, shoes, new skirt, blouse, hose, garters ... but it's the length i am thinking of about calf or right below the knee. the shirt will be around the elbow and will be able to be worn with outfits .. everything must be and has to be interchangeable. so who wants to go shopping for me?? since i truly dispise shopping? ** i really need to hand in my woman card** LMAO and if you expects pics ... keep wishing fvkrs :P

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Short Story
In a small bedroom in the back of a house sat an mother brushing her daughter's hair. They were so alike in some ways, same face ,same smile ,but their eyes told two different stories. A mother's struggle to raise her only child ,a daughter's confusion of her life ,and trying to understand it. The daughter looked up to her mother with pride for what she had accomplished and scarified ,but also in fear because she's seen what life could give someone, she's seen her mother cry late at night ,and saw the shame in her mother's eyes that blamed herself for not providing an family for her daughter. She loved her mother ,and wanted to be like her ,but scared of meeting the fate. " Your so quite... is something wrong" the girl looked up into her mother eyes to see concern and tiredness. "I'm fine mama.. I'm just thinking about things " She said with an weak smile ,and then looked back down at the floor that she sat on. She loved her mother brushing her hair ,it was relaxing to her being clo

Short Poem
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Short Story
"Mother, What Is My Name?" An old witch sat one evening next to an old oak and admired the moon. While sitting there she began relecting on her many years of practice in the craft. In doing so she woundered why she had never found that what she had most sought through the years...her sacred name. "Mother?" she whispered into the wind,my time in this life is short, and I would make a request of you. What is the name that has eluded me all these years? Many names havecome and goneas you saw fit, but nine seemed absolutely Divine... one to know just between the gods and me." Feeling emotions rie as she begins to worry that she would never know, she began to plea in earnest, "Mother, what is my name?" Just then the wind rustled through the trees and a gentle laugh could be heard. The Mother's gentle voice whspered into ger ear ina way that has become familiar over the years. "Remembermy child, remember." With that the wind was gone, as gently as ithad come. "Mothe

Short Walk To A Far Away Place
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Short Story
It was the year 1980. I remember it like yesyerday, I was sitting in my living room, I was about 10 years old at the time, mom was doped up on ecstasy like usual. That was her favorite drug of all. Dad as usual had gone out to drink. I was basically home by myself, on account mom wasn't really all there. I was watching my favorite show the wonder years. All of a sudden i see my dad bust through the door stumbling all over the place with a gun in his hand. Dad looked pissed. I hid myself behind the couch. Dad shouted at my mom, "you stupid woman, you cheated on me." My mom just looked at him like he was crazy and started laughing hysterically. Then without hesitation you hear two bangs and then a thud. I peek around the couch and see mom dead on the floor, blood all over the place. My dad looked at me and exclaimed, "son, don't turn out to be like us." and then shot himself in the head, falling on the ground dead. That was seven years ago that happened, since then i haven't r

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Short But Sweet
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Short Poem I Wrote The Other Day
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Short Ride
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Short Stories
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A Short Story
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A Short Story I Wrote For A Writing Class
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Short Sweet And To The Point
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Short Story
A COLLEGE CLASS WAS TOLD THEY HAD TO WRITE A SHORT STORY IN AS FEW WORDS AS POSSIBLE. THE INSTRUCTIONS WERE: THE SHORT STORY HAD TO CONTAIN THE FOLLOWING THREE THINGS. 1. RELIGION 2. SEXUALITY 3. MYSTERY BELOW IS THE ONLY A+ STORY FROM THE ENTIRE CLASS. "GOOD GOD"! I'M PREGNANT! I WONDER WHO DID IT"?

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There once lived a princess that never knew who or what she was. Every night when the lady laid down to sleep in this world, the princess inside her awoke to a wonderful kingdom. She always woke up in a large fluffy bed full of pillows and comfort. The street of this kingdom were always clean. Cobble stone paths that never seemed to have any dirt on them. Shops lined the roadway inside the gates of her castle. The sun always shinned, birds always chirped and the sky was always blue. The Bakery seemed to always have fresh bread baking and the scent would carry for miles. The black smith was oddly never dirty or noisy. In the middle of the court yard was a fountain. A large wonderful fountain. All the towns people marveled at it. They never could understand how water would shoot up into the air out of solid stone. So it came to be that it was considered a special magical object. People would come by all times of the day to make a wish. Toss a coin and hope for the best. At the end of the

Shortliners!
I’ve decided my next book will be based on the part of the world I call home, which is called the Shortline - a group of small villages along about a 30 mile stretch of road in north central West Virginia. It’s a small community with only a “A” high school, a few gas stations and grocery stores, and a couple thousand people. The tightness of the community can be seen every time we do our cheer. Wherever there are a group of us gathered, whether it be a bar, a football game, party, or several times each year at the Alumni Dance, a lone person will yell, “Shortliners!” and the rest will respond back in unison, “Eat your honey!” It’s unjustifiably shocking to some and amusing to non-Shortliners the first time they hear it. The tradition was born shortly after a beer joint (hardly a bar) called The Shortline Inn opened back in the 70’s. The owner also kept bees and sold the honey. When the bumper sticker craze started in the 70’s he had some printed reading, “Eat Your Honey at the Shor

Shortly Lived...
Relationship. Like two weeks, I think thats a record. We broke up because I'm "anti-social". But I mean how can you expect someone who is unbelievebly shy to just talk to people you just met as if you known them your whole life? It just doesn't happen. I have to observe the kind of person they are, and its not like they were exactly talking to me either. They all work together, and I just met them. Oh yeah also because I'm a picky eater. I can't help what my taste buds like or don't like.

Short And To The Point !
Beauty within is the greatest find Loving the soul and the mind Knowing that one is beyond value Loving this way is the best we can do Seeking the light that cuts through the dark Feeling the thrill and as light as a lark Soaring high on the winds of fate Knowing that one smile makes us feel great Anticipation and the sound of the voice Love beyond all others makes the soul rejoice Finding that one who is our greatest friend Gives us life worth living forever without end By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Short & Funny
Short and Funny I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes." ~~~~~ At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to keep the number Of landings you make Equal to the number of take Offs you make." ~~~~~ Aspire to inspire before you expire. ~~~~~ My wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering And take without forgetting. ~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your way Around, you're not going anywhere. ~~~~~ God made man before woman so as to give him time to think Of an answer for her first question. ~~~~~

A Short Poem..
You know I had my good times So much I could tell you But not in just a few lines The years can't compare to the tears I guess that goes without saying So young with no fears Who was I trying to fool All that wasted energy On just trying to be cool But in the end it was me I was hurting Just on the edge of death I was flirting To my misfit youth & troubled mind This here is a special toast To all my friends that always lied The ones that said until the end This is for you guys For shedding me of my sins For informing me I will never win I was so fucking blind I must have been out my fucking mind...

A Short Story For You Guys/girls To Enjoy!
I A growl enters from the reserve, rolling amongst the gray puffy clouds as a dog would amidst fresh fallen snow drifts. Flashing chaotically, like strobes of paparazzi at the hottest Actors Guild Movie Awards, the storm presents itself with an enigmatic intention. Swollen clouds begin to tear up with their echoed excitement of bellowing thunder. With a climatic explosion of ethereal voice, perfectly accentuated lighting and with the taunting of natures emotions the rain sweeps through like the final draping of a Broadway masterpiece. Leaves, being packed together shoulder to shoulder of the lower thickets, chatter and clap as if an audience were summoning an encore performance of the liquid generational arts. Saturating every granule of the forest floor the flagrant down pour plays a soothing sonnet amongst newly born mirrored puddles. Each droplet plays their own significant sequence, collaborating efforts with pea-size hail which massage their physical audience to pure exh

Short And Thicke Vs Long And Thin
This is for the ladies....I just have a question that I want answered and put to bed for my sake! If you had a choice and this all you get...would you want your man short and thicke or long and thin? Just looking for a little feed back please! Thanks!!

~~short & Funny~~
Short and Funny I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes." ~~~~~ At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs ." ~~~~~ Aspire to inspire before you expire. ~~~~~ My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. ~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere. ~~~~~ God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question. ~~~~~ I was always taught to resp

Short Story
here is the deal i am going to make a short story but this is how it will work. i will put one sentence then write a comment with the next sentence what you think fits...so on and so forth...... tell all your friends on cherry to come am make this story great... Once there was a prince who was walking down a road on a dark and stormy night when he saw a monster.

Short But True Story: An Adventure In Vegas
The year: 2003 Place: Sin city. We start our journey on the plane.. a very short plane trip, nearly less than 45 minutes, the waitress, i mean, Courtesan, i mean flight attendant, (jk) tells me to stop listening to music and listen to the ALL important flight safety announcement. which gets very boring if you've flown alot. SKip ahead. After meeting some very interesting artists and musicians at toolgathering, some of us decide to go hang out at somebody's house and smoke some hooka. now this is one of two but the only special event i will reveal in my adventure. the other is up to your imagination. Upon ariving at the house, i saw an eviction notice, then the tennants gave me a tour of the crime scene. They showed me the blood on the walls and floor where the victim had been attacked, the kitchen where the deceased apparently had been dragged from into the back yard. i exited the creaky screen door, it shut with a slam, though not startled, i did get some go

Short Poem I Wrote
When I think of the word love, A few other words come to mind, Joy, pain, trust, and comfort, But most of all there is time. Cause no matter how you think of it, And no matter what you do, LOVE develops over time, Your heart knows this is true. You must have battle, You must fight, Without that, It'll never be right. Pain is the source, Of all true love, From a hit and a yell, To a kiss and a hug. But don't listen to me, Let my warning pass, Keep the whole thing in peace, See how long it lasts. -yung syko

A Short True Erotica Story
I had finally got the kids to bed and Master his dinner. I wasn’t feeling at all submissive and compliant, I was tired from a very long day. Master ate as we talked about our day. Master asked if I was tired. I didn’t lie but told him I was seeing as how I had been up since 5:30am. “I had plans for you tonight, pet, but if you’re too tired I can do them tomorrow night,” He said. “I’m fine Master, whatever pleases you,” and I meant it. I wasn’t so tired I couldn’t obey and it would have been wrong to say I was. I knew my Master would need some attention as I had just gotten off my monthly cycle. Master finished his dinner and told me to come assist him in the bathroom. I undressed quickly making sure to pull my shorts down slowly and bending only at the waist as Master’s rule states. I then turned to Master and undressed him. We stepped into the small one-person shower stall. Even though it is small we still like to shower together on occasion. The warm water ran down my back as my ha

Short Funnies & Some Wisdom ...
Short and Funny with some Wisdom ... I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes." ~~~~~ At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you make." ~~~~~ Aspire to inspire before you expire. ~~~~~ My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. ~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere. ~~~~~ God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer

A Short Truck Driver Story
well another shitty story of my life as a truck driver. as most of you know i took wednesday off to take my boy to knobeles and while im on my day off the mechanic at work was to paint my truck from my accident last december. i come in this morning and fire up my truck, with half the hood painted, and head over to st.clair to pick up my trailer. half way over my truck starts to howl like a wolf and loose power. ive never heard a noise like this b4 on any truck. well the mechanic comes over to look at it and tells me that the turbo shit the bed. fuck so now i have to drive the spare truck until my truck gets done. this truck sucks big time its a flat top which means i cant stand up in it like my truck. i dont have any of my stuff with me. and im not changing everything over just for a few days. the worst part of this truck is not that i dont have my XM or as much room or the speed of my truck, its the fact that the seat doesnt have arm rests. i hate not having arm rests it blow

Short Fuse
A body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have." He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have." The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite when I saw how short the fuse was!"

Shorties: Honorable Mentions
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. RULES FOR BANK ROBBERS: According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes," committed by young male repeat offenders who apparently don't know the first thing about their business. For instance it is reported that in spite of the widespread use of surveillance cameras, 76% of bank robbers use no disguise, 86% never study the bank before robbing it, and 95% make no long-range plans for concealing the loot. Thus, this advice is offered to would-be bank robbers: Consider another

Short And Funny
I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes." ~~~~~ Aspire to inspire before you expire. ~~~~~ My wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering And take without forgetting. ~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your way Around, you're not going anywhere. ~~~~~ God made man before woman so as to give him time to think Of an answer for her first question. ~~~~~ I was always taught to respect my elders, But it keeps getting harder to find one. ~~~~~ Every morning is the dawn of a new error. ~~~~~

Short True Stories....kisser
Dear Friends, In this humble writer's opinion, humans are not born good kissers. Kissing is an art that is learned, and one often requiring lots of practice, but learning the correct techniques is well worth the time and trouble. It takes two to create a truly wonderful kiss. Both parties must give their all. As a bonus, truly good kissing can result in a high almost as good as making love. After learning to kiss well during my teens, I developed a passion for a truly wonderful kiss. To me, a good kiss is the embodiment of love, oft telling more about a person than any other singular action. As a single man , I’ve had more than my fair share of kisses. There are many men who can curl your toes with a kiss, but much to the dismay, there are almost just as many men who seem to be totally clueless. I can only reason some girl or woman told them they were a good kisser at some point in their past, and that girl or woman didn’t have a clue about go

Short Story[the Way To Forever]
Every pair of eyes in the establishment turned toward the darkbrowned, muscular young man who had arrived in the yellow Corvette that had screeched to a stop in front moments before. He returned their gazes defiantly before descending the three steps to the sunken floor and crossing the room to sit at the end of the bar on that side. The green pattern in his shirt glowed eerily within the nimbus of a sign on the wall advertising Royal Beer, and his dark eyes seemed to glow likewise as he stared at the neon words. The female bartender placed a napkin in front of the brawny youth and said, “What can I get for you?” “Beer—any kind but that.” He indicated the sign on the wall. “And make it a pitcher.” “Sure thing, handsome, but I’m gonna need to see some ID.” He reached in his pocket and slapped a hundred-dollar bill on the bar. “Will that do?” She palmed the bill and tucked it in her bra. “Helluva good likeness.” He was still glaring at the sign when she returned w

Short Story
From an old episode of Cowboy Bebop, the story kind of stuck with me. Spike - "Ever heard this story?" Jet - "Huh?" Spike - "There once was a tiger-striped cat. This cat died a million deaths, revived and lived a million lives, and he was owned by various people who he didn't care for. The cat wasn't afraid to die. Then one day the cat became a stray which meant he was free. He met a white female cat and the two of them spent their days together happily. Well, years passed and the white cat grew weak and died of old age. The tiger-striped cat cried a million times then died too. Except this time he didn't come back to life." Jet - "Yeah, it's a good story." Spike - "I hate that story. I never liked cats, you know that." *Laughing* Jet - "Hey, Spike, I just want to...one thing..." Spike - "She's dead. There's nothing I can do for her now."

Short Notice Camz Show
Hi Everyone! I know this insanely short notice, but I'll be on camz in about 45 min tonight (feb 27th). For those of you that won't catch this in time or see me tonight, I also will do a show tomorrow night at 7:o0 pm est for the ones that miss me tonight. You can see me on camz by access it through my members area. I'm on video/voice every week for an hour. See you there! www.aimeelynn.net Hope to see you there! XOXO, Aimeelynn

Short Poem
spending my time searching searching far deep inside for all the answears why! why i have done the things i have done or better yet why i haven't haven't done the things i should have! feeling the way i do without even knowing why nobody else can answear this question of why searching for self freedom breaking the chains of self dismay dreaming and awaiting this day! searching for when when i will be set free free from my hearts burning pains! katrina jefferys

A Short Story
The Gentleman By: Jennifer Crothers There should be a preface, I know. A quick setting of the stage or a reason as to why I’m here in this dark room, but I can’t wait. My master was everything I had hoped for. He was a very tall gentleman with beautifully proportioned feet. But before I get too ahead of myself, let me tell you how I arrived in this dark room I inhabit. Two years ago, I was sitting on a shelf in the front window of a quaint store. I was happily talking amongst three very attractive pairs of high heels, when I saw him. The man was a younger fellow about the age of twenty-five; he was dressed in a very nice tuxedo and beautiful black leather dress shoes. As he approached the service desk nonchalantly, he cleared his throat, and rang the service bell. As I watched the young man from my shelf, I began getting butterflies deep within my grooves. Once the clerk noticed that she had a customer, she quickly rushed over to the desk and began the point him around to the

Short Story About A Boy And A Girl ;p
"Yo Tom, I need a ride home. Fuck'n, Jessie and Laurie, left without me." "Alright, Let me see what I can do." Tom, yelled back across the throng of people squeezed into his living room. 20 minutes later...Tom finds Koy, sitting in the dark in the front porch on the couch by himself, looking out the window. "Brooklyn, This is Koy." Tom, announces..."Alright man, she's leaving, and she said she would drop you off. So, she's all yours." "Kool, Thx. I appreciate it." "Don't thank me...thank her. I aint the one who has to drive ya. Hell, I can hardly see straight, anyway." Koy gets up from the couch, looks at Brooklyn and says, "Thx...I didnt wanna get stuck here...and seriously, I do appreciate it." "No problem. Are you ready to go, then?", Broklyn replied "Yeah...I been ready. Let's go." They both head outside...while Koy follows Brooklyn to her car. "So, how do you know, Tom?" Koy asked "He used to date my friend, Kara...a while back. He called me up, th

Short Redhead Jokes
Q: What's the true definition of a blonde? A: Redhead with the fire of passion missing. Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer? A: Redhead won't accept a three and a half inch Q: What do redheads and McDonald's have in common? A: You've never had it so good and so fast. Q: What's safer: a redhead or a pirahna? A: The pirahna. They only attack in schools. Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you? A: Say something like "I'm one of those males who love redheads, great jokes." Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change? A: Wait 10 seconds Q: Why aren't there any more redhead jokes? A: Someone told them to a redhead. Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude? A: Normal Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A: A redhead!

A Short Story All The Goth Kids Will Like,,,i Hope
As the city below bustles with life, !sit on the roof and observe all below. The echoes of thier foot steps along the rain soaked streets of Seattle. the laughter, the pain the quiet suffering. Some is shouting in the streets over to the north. a lovers quarrel perhaps I hear the ships come and go in the harbor the sound of thier horns in the night. But yet I can still feel her. Among all these distractions I can still feel her. Even now the biter sweet smell of autem I can smell her perfume. But yet its been centuries since we said good bye. centuries? Really that long ago? Has those nights in San Francisco at the turn of the century been that long? Or when our eyes first met in Paris? Ah pairs those Victorian times. We blend so well with those of high born . Old money and foolish wealth and whims. Sheep she called them sheep to the slaughter. Our private joke as it were. They were food for our kind and naive to the blatant fact. She always said only the idiots and the desperate becom

Short And Sweet
Short and Funny I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes." ~~~~~ Aspire to inspire before you expire. ~~~~~ I LOVE THIS NEXT ONE! My wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering And take without forgetting. ~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your way Around, you're not going anywhere. ~~~~~ God made man before woman so as to give him time to think Of an answer for her first question. ~~~~~ I was always taught to respect my elders, But it keeps getting harder to find one. ~~~~~ Every morning is the dawn

Short Story
Coyote and the Moon Coyote was walking along the lake one night. it was a clear and pristine night all the stars shown and the moon glowed with a radiance that blinded him. He sat and thought why he never noticed how beautiful she really was till now and was thunderstruck with what he felt. He knew he had to go to her, being the master shapeshifter he is, he turned him self into a moonbeam and flew up to her. He charmed and wooed her for many months, and she accepted his love. Now he lived there many years and was very happy for once in his life, but being curious is his bane. He thought many times of going back down but always put it off, he was too happy. But as things went by his curiosity grew and grew, he knew things where happening down there and many would be interesting even the mundane where calling to him. The wind on his face, the cold fresh water along his body, the sweet smells of spring, the time of harvest when he would fill his gut till it bursted, all were luring

Shore Of Life
SHORE OF LIFE You swept into my life like a full blown hurricane knocking me to my knees and then breathing new life into me Your warmth and nurturing has allowed me to grow your strength has bred new strength into me The distance that once kept us apart is no more you are now more than just a keystroke away I used to lay awake wondering what it would feel like being in your arms and now Your imaginary arms have become reality My dreams have become your dreams as has your dreams become mine your future is now my future as we walk along the shore of life taking in the sweet Somerset

Short And Sweet
Headin out to a baby shower soon. Have to make my pasta salad. This should be interesting LOL ... hope i make enough. I don't even know how many people are gonna be there, but I know it's just about every female who works (or workED) at our timmy's and then some ... wish me luck ... I really don't wanna be there all night ... someone save me, PLEASE!! lol

Shortest Blog Ever
I'm really tired of girls trying to hit on me using fake pics. Look, damnit, I'm an empath, ok? Read my main page. I can smell a lie like a fart in a car. I don't know what it is you get from trying to get men to be attracted to something you're not. It completely baffles me. How do you achieve satisfaction by building a paper ego around the fact that people think you look completely different than how you are? It doesn't make sense! Please, PLEASE, just read my page before you try a move. I can sense you, I can feel you, and I want to do good by you, but you make that impossible when I value honesty, and the first thing I have to do in our introduction is call you out on being deceitful. That's it from me. Shortest blog I ever wrote, lol.

Short And Funny
Pass It on... Short and Funny I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes." ~~~~~ Aspire to inspire before you expire. ~~~~~ My wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering And take without forgetting. ~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your way Around, you're not going anywhere. ~~~~~ God made man before woman so as to give him time to think Of an answer for her first question. ~~~~~ I was always taught to respect my elders, But it keeps getting harder to find one. ~~ ~~~ Every morning is the dawn of a new error. ~~~~~ The quote of the month is by Jay Len

Short Story
A college class was told they had to write a short story in as a few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain the following three things: 1. Religion 2. Sexuality 3. Mystery Below is the only A+ short story in the intire class. "Good God, I am pregnant; I wonder who did it"

Short In The System
"...Come on over at lunch and let me take a look at it...." was the sentence that made my libedo start. A friend for a long time said that to me as I once again brought a technical problem to him. Joe is a sweet man who by all sense of the word had a wonderful skill of making me cum. I drove over to Long Swamp and brought in my equipment that was "fried". He and I always laugh and are good friends but it is all secret. He rewired and changed some things to help me with my small electronic dilema and as I stood up, he stood nextto me and said"Hey Girl" and leaned over and kissed me. The man stand a good 16 inches taller than me. He caressed my breasts as I took them out for him to suck..licking my erect nipples and sliding his hands down the front of my outfit..I leaned over and unzipped him to feel how hard I had gotten him. I found myself on my knees sucking his enormous cock and making him completely hard as a rock. From there he swung me around to all fours, sliding my tights and th

Short Comings
We all have short comings. Some just write it off as bummings. None of us are perfect. So our hearts we protect. The lines we write of our lives. Most do tell of our strives, Yes short comings we all do have. To the cuts of life we wish to apply sauve.

Short Jokes
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom", he asked, "are these my brains?" "Not yet," she replied ------------------------------------------------- I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes." ------------------------------------------------- My wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine. ------------------------------------------------- Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ------------------------------------------------- Blessed are those who can give without remembering And take without forgetting. ------------------------------------------------- The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know

Shorn Or Hirsute?
Well if I wanted a frank and open discussion about my best "look" I have had it in spades thanks to: a). Getting into the spirit of a "Relieve your youth" theme at a party last night by having a crew cut and losing the beard and; b). my MUM last night. Just in case you missed it here is the evidence BEFORE

Short Story Called The Unkown Bond
She has always wanted to make her father proud of her. But she soon discovered that he wasn’t right about everything. Rhiannon was the princess of the elves who lived on the east bank of the river, Draven. She always had a natural curiosity about her and her father, King Kimarhi, knew this. He always feared that her curiosity would show her the truth about King Auron, king of the elves that lived on the west bank of the river, Draven. But years ago Kimarhi and Auron had made an agreement that neither would allow their daughters to meet. The two kings had a secret that neither daughter knew about. A secret that tormented each king and caused him to lie about each other. Rhiannon was beautiful in the eyes of all who looked upon her. Her fair skin had not one blemish or scar, her pale blue eyes made you feel as if she could see into your soul. But the one feature that everyone was envious about was her long, flaming red hair. She had one weakness. She wanted to know everything she could

Short And Sweet
President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."

Short Story
Crista gazed at Derek, trying to hold back the forceful tears that filled her eyes. They had broken up a few months earlier, but no matter how hard she tried she could never stop loving him. Being best friends with him wasn't enough, she needed more, it killed her to watch him see other girls who didnt deserve to be with him and it hurt to see him waste his time. Finally getting up enough courage to confront him, she decided to confess her feelings that she hid behind her smile and happiness, she had to tell him that she was letting go for good. "Im finally giving up hope that maybe we could be something again, that we could be like we used to. Ive realized that that will never happen, I cant make you feel for me what you felt for Jenna. She didnt treat you right, i wish that with one hug i could take away all of the pain you've been caused by family, friends and relationships, i woud take that pain away in a second even if i knew it wooud only make you happy for a moment. But i can

Short Story
Jemma sat at her mahogany desk that night writing a letter that her heart had been creating for awhile now. She knew that she would never give it to him. Him, that guy that changed her life. Him, that guy that she would never be able to erase from her memory or her heart. His name was a permanent tattoo that couldn’t be removed, Charlie, it couldn’t be lasered off or covered with makeup. He had touched her heart like no other. She reread every word of her finished product over at least a hundred times, already knowing that she had squeezed every emotion that she felt for him into that crisp, clean paper. And this is what it said… My Dearest Charlie, I have been feeling this way for a couple of weeks now and its time I tell you. I love everything about you, the way you look, your I don’t care what anyone thinks “attitude” and your intoxicating scent that I can only smell when I’m close to you. But that’s not all, I love your mischievous but sweet smile, your soft kiss, which I’m r

Short Story
Final Goodbye Crista gazed at Derek, trying to hold back the forceful tears that filled her eyes. They had broken up a few months earlier, but no matter how hard she tried she could never stop loving him. Being best friends with him wasn't enough, she needed more, it killed her to watch him see other girls who didnt deserve to be with him and it hurt to see him waste his time. Finally getting up enough courage to confront him, she decided to confess her feelings that she hid behind her smile and happiness, she had to tell him that she was letting go for good. "Im finally giving up hope that maybe we could be something again, that we could be like we used to. Ive realized that that will never happen, I cant make you feel for me what you felt for Jenna. She didnt treat you right, i wish that with one hug i could take away all of the pain you've been caused by family, friends and relationships, i woud take that pain away in a second even if i knew it would only make you happy for a

Short And Sweet
Damn, I'm so glad to have passed that physics class. I was stressing all night about it, expecting the worst/hoping for the best. Well, I'm ready to kick back this summer and take a long needed vacation from the bullshit. I've survived another semester...

Short One
more randomness...found this one is one of my calendars at work..thought id share. "Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved." -William Jennings Bryan

Short Story
magnify Simone was sitting at the bar after a long day at work. She couldn’t believe she got a promotion after all these years. But suddenly, in mid thought she spotted him across the room. He took her breath away. Tall, dark and handsome. He looked like he belonged in a GQ magazine. Thinking she decided to do something bold, why not…today was her lucky day. Quickly drinking her drink, she proceeded to walk towards him. Making her way to him she smiles as he notices her coming. Nathan couldn’t believe his luck. A beautiful woman smiling at him. Man, it’s a good thing he came to this bar after all. She had legs like a model...and her lips...man. Daringly she whispers into his ear...."Follow me"...like a puppy on a leash he does. Turning the corner she stops and spins around. Smiles coyly and kisses him. With full passion he returns her kiss. One hand pulling her long dark brown hair back and the other grabbing her tight ass and drawin

A Short Story I Wrote For An Online Contest...it's Weird, You've Been Warned.
“Hurry up and sit your ass down here baby doll!” I say to my current joy partner. I pat the spot on the mattress indicating for her to sit next to me and the small wooden drug box filled with miscellaneous paraphernalia. She jumps up on the mattress with a bag of chips and a couple of sodas. She is like an eager child awaiting the ice cream man to hand out his multi-colored rocket pops on a hot summer day. But the only treats that she's going to find with me will be the kind that make life easier to handle, the kind that take away all her inhibitions and release the bounds of reality on her small mind. I smile at her…like a lion smiling at the gazelle just before he sinks his teeth into her jugular. I take an expert hand and help her tie off the rubber band around her upper arm. I've already prepared the black drug. The needle slides easily into the egg white skin of her arm. She jerks ever so slightly. I soothe her to help her relax just a bit. The vein drinks it up like a m

3 Short Poems.
Give me your soul give me your mind let me caress your body and make you feel pleaser like you have never felt before let me show you a world so far her but at the same time is so close Will you trust me will you love me for me what will you do come to my fantasy world and be happy and know what true pleaser is........ Toys are fun there made for boys and girls, There made for adults and childern,what type of toys do you play with I got one here would you like to play with its be fun for me and you toys toys how much fun they are hmm toys for you and toys for me what is your faverit toys hmmm hee hee Iknow what mine is and I think you might have one I like . SEX is grand sex is fun sex can get boring as hell why do we fuck why do every one want sex sex just gets in the way of a relationship whats the point of sex do you know can you truely know hell sex is great sex is grand sex is ever so boring

Short Story
"Whoever owns that photograph," the old man said shuffling by, "is said to be haunted by the spirits." Greg just smiled at this, looking down at the photograph. It was a black and white picture taken maybe fifty or sixty years ago of an old cemetery. The junk shop the old man owned on the side of the road had all kinds of cool stuff in it, but there was something more to this picture. "Where was this place?" Greg asked the old man. All the old man did was smile, "Tell you what..you can have it, as long as you burn it after.." He stops himself and lets out a small laugh and coughs while walking into the back part of the shop. Looking back down at the picture, Greg feels a cold chill. "Thanks for the picture," he says and walks out to his car. He sits the picture next to him in the car and for some reason he can't keep his eyes off of it. Suddenly, his cell phone rings, startling him. Smiling at himself, he answers it. "Hello baby," he says to his girlfriend. "How's your trip?" she ask

Short Version Of The Bible
BIBLE TAG!!! This is so neat!!!! The Bible in 50 Words! God made Adam bit Noah arked Abraham split Joseph ruled Jacob fooled Bush talked Moses balked Pharaoh plagued People walked Sea divided Tablets guided Promise landed Saul freaked David peeked Prophets warned Jesus born God Walked Love talked Anger crucified Hope died Love rose Spirit flamed Word spread God remained. Tag - you're it . Consider yourself hit by... The Love Of GOD! TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW BEFORE THEY CAN TAG YOU. TAG SOMEONE TODAY, EXCEPT THE PERSON THAT HIT YOU. SORRY, NO TAG BACKS! Prayers go up, Blessings come down.

Short Hiatus
Some of you might have noticed I haven't been here in a few days. Well here is the reason. Saturday morning here in PA we had on and off showers. By late morning it turned into thunderstorms. It seems that lightning hit a house across the road and it fried the phone lines. Since I use Verizon DSL, I was basically put on a long timeout from the internet. Today is Wednesday, many of you CT addicts know that having no internet for 5 days is no fun. Also the bill to get new lines ran, plus the visit ran over 100 bucks, so its a bad/good day. I also had to buy two new phones because the old ones were fried! I hope others didn't have this kind of problem, its not a good experience.

Short Poem With No Name!
AN EYE FOR AN EYE A TEAR FOR A TEAR, I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE WHEN YOU NEED A SHOULDER TO CRY ON, FROM DUSK TIL DAWN I WILL ALWAYS BE YOURS, AND WHEN OUR LOVE SOMEHOW SOURS, I WILL STILL BE THERE FOREVER NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS

A Short Tease.
"I would run your hair across your open mouth holding it tightly from behind as I thrust into you from the rear, sliding so deeply within your wettness. Your love juices soaking and dripping down both our thighs as I plunge into you finally filling you with my hot load."

A Short Story
"Dry your eyes young maiden" spoke a voice from the dark. Trinity looked up as tears rolled down her cheeks to see a lovely lady standing before her. She did not ask who she was, she did not ask how she got in, she merely asked. "What's wrong with me?". "There's nothing wrong with you at all, it's actually quite the opposite". Trinity wiped the tears from her face and looked to the window as she listened to this almost heaven sent woman. "You are the Goddess that lives high up on a hill, and although you are so very special, most of the men in this kingdom are lazy drunkards and would rather take the short stroll to the homes in the valley. They are not willing to take the extra time and effort to travel all the way here to be with you, but someday your knight will come. The knight that is meant to be yours forever will make the long journey filled with hardships, and he'll do it because he knows you're so much better than the rest. He knows you are a goddess." - WW Jen

Shorty
Shorty My Italian American friend is very self-conscious about his height, or lack thereof. So I always steer clear of the subject. One day, he and I went to lunch at a Sub shop. "I'll take the Italian," he said to the guy behind the counter. "Salami, Provolone, and peppers." "Do you want a full hero or half one?" came the reply. "Ah... gimme a half," my friend says. After placing our orders, we took our seats. A few minutes later, my friend grimaced when we heard... "Small Italian, your order is up!"

Short Story
She sits nervously waiting for the plane to come in, wondering what she will say. They know each other so well but have never phisicaly met, they have seen each other but have never touched, she aches for the touch of his hands and to feel his lips on hers. She stands to see the plane pull in, her heart racing with anticipation, she can feel her body start to shake her, she takes a deep breath as the doors open, as people slowly exit, as she watches lovers reunite, familys come togeather, she looks and sees a tall figure through the crowd, she know its him. They see each other, her heart racing she takes a breath as he walks over to her, she smiles, no words are spoken as he takes her in his arms and kisses her for the first time. They stay in their embrasse not noticing the crows rushing by, at that moment she feels as though time has stopped just for them. She looks up at him and breaths as though for the first time. He whispers to her "I have been waiting for this day"

Short Report - Love, Flirtation, And Sex
The report was generated with the following birth data: male, born on 9 May 1971 at 9:28 am in Chicago, Illinois. Your sun sign is Taurus. This is the sign in which the Sun is in your birth chart. Your Ascendant is in Cancer, and your Moon is in Scorpio. Ascendant in Cancer For you, probably the most important aspects of a relationship are integrity and security. You will persevere through many trials in order to make an affair work out, as long as you feel that your partner is equally committed. If there is any problem with this position, it is oversensitivity, a tendency to take remarks made in jest too seriously. This position makes you a very faithful lover, but in the liberal climate of today, an incident of unfaithfulness will be very traumatic for you. You should avoid being overly possessive in the physical sense; faithfulness belongs more to the heart than to the body. Sun in Taurus You are a meat-and-potatoes person when it comes to loving, p

Short Story - Once, Now And Always
Once, Now, and Always. copyright (c) 1995-2004 Bigredcanuck The muddy path, slick beneath our feet, continued along the cliffs of the great river Merrith. Each step was a struggle to keep from slipping into the deathly white and churning waters over a thousand feet below. The staccato clatter metal on metal, cold iron forged by even colder hands, punctuated our every move. Plate, over Mail, over Leather, over Flesh, and over Blood. Ahead we could hear the laughter again. My two Now-Brother's in front of me snarled. One of them placed his hand on the hilt of his black sword. "They are close," he muttered under his breath. His voice was harsh and guttural. More like an animal's than a man's. "We will be upon them shortly. Prepare yourselves." The three of us drew our swords. Black as night and wickedly serrated, they seemed to absorb the sun's light like water to a sponge. We held them ready. My Now-Brother's trudged ahead, keeping me a few feet at bay. I was a re

Short, Sweet And Funny
Short, Sweet and Funny I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes." ~~~~~ Aspire to inspire before you expire. ~~~~~ My wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering And take without forgetting. ~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your way Around, you're not going anywhere. ~~~~~ God made man before woman so as to give Him time to think Of an answer for her first question. ~~~~~ I was always taught to respect my elders, But it keeps getting harder to find one. ~~~~~ Every morning is the dawn of a new error. ~~~~~

A Short Story I Have Written And Am In The Process Of Writing More To It
Deep in the chambers of the stalagmite house knows as house Mae'Iryn sat Matron Mother Zaani on her bed surrounded by her daughters, all high priestesses oh Lloth the spider queen, Zaani began the long process of labor. "Myrizz should i pass during this labor you are to be Matron in my place." Zaani said to her eldest daughter. "Matron Mother do not speak of such things. You have given birth to 5 daughters and are highly in Lloths favor you shall not perish due to mere childbirth." she said softly. "Quiet! This labor is different then from all of yours. It is draining me of my strength like its sucking my life." she said through a pain filled grimace. "Understood Matron Mother." Myrizz said solemnly. During the next 15 hours of labor Zaani labored to expel this child that was tormenting her, threatening to take all of her strength away. All the daughters helped in any way they could. Zar'Uit stayed at her mothers side holding her upright trying to make her more comfortable

Short Stories With Tragic Endings
Short Stories With Tragic Endings Here you stand seething with guilt. Silence only justifies this act of cowardice. The look stapled on your face cries out for forgiveness, The one thing that I cannot give. (Did you ever see that one person And the way they do these things And it hurts you so much it's like choking choking choking Down the embers) I can give you freedom from your guilt, With a flick of my wrist onto yours. I can give you peace of mind with a forced smile. I can give you death with the look upon my face. This is your freedom in a life of fallacy, With no last kiss and no regrets; You don't deserve good bye. This is your freedom in a life of fallacy, With no last kiss and no good bye. Here you stand seething with guilt. Silence only justifies this act of cowardice. With a short story, the one you add to daily, you are the tragic loss. No story book ending for this fairy tale of you. Just the one composed with blood taken from your pen th

Short Story Of A Fantasy!
Here's a short story I wrote for a free 3mo. membership at a bondage site. It's just a fantasy, and that's all it is. I hope you enjoy it... CAUTION: THIS STORY IS SEXUALLY GRAPHIC IN NATURE AND DESCRIPTIVE ACTIONS....NOT FOR UNDER 18YRS. OR THE EASILY OFFENDED! The Good Samaritan By Rio Chapter one I was riding my Harley down I- 35, it was one of those days where the weather seemed too good to be true. The sky was so blue it almost hurt your eyes. As I was just tooling along I noticed some emergency lights on this Corvette and no one was stopping to help, and being the gentleman that I am I pulled up along side out of the way of the traffic. Bent over the hood was the longest, desirable legs I had ever seen! (It was a great day indeed!) Along with those legs went a black leather mini-ski

Short Hiatus
I'll be taking a small hiatus from cherrytap...I've had a death in the family this evening and will be heading out of town to Michigan with limited access to my computer...I won't be bringing my laptop. Those of you who know how to contact me via text or yahoo, I'll still be available, but don't get offended if I don't respond quickly. Obviously I've got a lot going on right now.

Short But Oh So Sweet
we've been together for a little while now i was waiting for you in the waiting room at the eye doctors wondering what was taking you so long we had plans in 15 minutes and i started getting ansy i walked back to the exam rooms and saw 3 doors 2 were open so i peeked inside no one the 3rd i knocked and hesitated. no answer. i opened the door and saw you in the exam chair. she was on her knees in front of you sucking you as you pushed her head onto your cock forcefully the look on your face told me you were close i just stood there, in awe and watched you noticed me you pull her head out of your lap and come at me you take my hand with a sly smile and lead me to her i knew it wouldn't do any good to get angry you told me to lick her nipples i did you told me to move down on her and continue licking her i did you position me to lie on the floor and tell her to feast on me she hesitates and you shove her down my legs spread she does her ass in the air and her face b