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Picking Up
“Thanks Steve!”, I say as I give my good friend a peck on the cheek. I get into the brilliant black stretch limo and my hands wrap around the leather of the steering wheel instantly. “Take good care of her. I can’t believe I’m letting you do this!” Steve says. “Tell me why you needed the stretch and not the Town Car? You’re only picking up one guy, right?” I start to pull away and yell back, “The Town Car doesn’t have enough room! Don’t worry I’ll take good care of her and she’ll be nice and clean upon return!” I hurry off onto the freeway. It’s going to be a short drive to the airport, but I am so nervous and hope I don’t miss you. You know a limo is going to pick you up, you just aren’t going to realize it’s me! I can’t wait to see you! We met online through blogging, chatted a few times. I had no idea what you looked like, that’s why I had my trusty sign with me. In bold black letters it reads “Mr. Callahan”. Would you even recognize me? I’m hoping you don’t. I want to h

Pickup Lines
1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts ti

Pick Up Lines (omg This Is Funny)
Top 15 Pick Up Lines Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Look at the tag on their shirt and say, "Just as I thought, made in heaven." Do you have a map,? I just got lost in your eyes. Can I have a band-aid? I scraped my knees when I fell for you. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want! I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you? Does my tongue taste funny? Excuse me, are your intials M&M? Cause you look so good I bet you'd melt in my mouth. The word of the day is legs. Let's go to my place and spread the word! I hear kissing is the language of love. Dare to indulge in a little conversation? Your name MUST be Campbell's... 'cause you are mmm mmm good! Your body's name must be VISA, because you are everywhere I want to be. If you were a hamburger at McDonald's, you'd be a McGorgeous. I may not be Fred Flinstone, b

Pickle Factory
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed. "Yes, I did." he replied. "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."

Pick Your Birthday Month And Read It, Then Repost With Whatever You Are...
Pick your birthday month and read it, then repost with whatever you are... JANUARY = SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily

Pick One
1. either be sexy as hell and freeze or warm and look like a granny or pop 2. either have loved and lost or have never loved at all 3. either talk to a person u hate or never talk to anyone again 4. either fight wit ur family or pretend its ok 5. either fuck or make love 6. popular and hated or have few freind and loved 7. either work a job u hate and have money or work ur dream job and make little money 8. either be scared and expirenced or bored and safe 9. arrested saying gee this was fun or at home wondering if ur ok 10. either reading this and responding or doing somethin else

Pick Your Birthday Month!
Pick your Birthday month then look it up! Body: THIS IS WAT YOU DO:: pick your b_day month and read it duh then repost with watever you are.. JANUARY TALKS Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them MFE. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years. FEBRUARY SMARTS Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easi

Pick Your Birthday Month!
Body: THIS IS WAT YOU DO:: pick your b_day month and read it duh then repost with watever you are.. JANUARY TALKS Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them MFE. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years. FEBRUARY SMARTS Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does

The Pickle Worker
This couple comes to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory. A few years go by and each year he wins the employee of the year award. One day in the 3rd year, he comes home looking all depressed. His wife asks him what the matter is, to which he responds that he got fired. "FIRED?!? How can you get fired, you're always employee of the year!!" she asked, stunned. To this he responds that he had another fantasy that he needed to fulfill and it got him fired... "Oh no, not again...What did you do this time?" she asks. Well, I always fantasized about sticking my willy in the pickle slicer. "You didn't!" she hoped. He blushed and replied, "Well, yes I did." Then she asks, "Did it hurt?" "No not really," answers the man. Puzzled she then asks, "Well what happened to the pickle slicer??" He answers, "Oh, *she* got fired too!"

Pick Ups And Drop Offs
You know, when men try to pick up women, some of them spend a lot of time asking the wrong damn question. Now, I know some guy is going to say "Women do tooo" So, I've compiled a list of some of the questions that I've been asked and some of my favorite answers. Q. Are your tits real? A. Is your *ick real?? Q. Are you really 36? A. No, I'm lying about being a middle aged woman so I can drink w/o being carded. Q. Are you bi-sexual? A. If bi means twice a week, if I can be I am. Q. Did it hurt? A. What? When I fell from heaven? Why are you even trying that bullshit ass line with a woman over 12? Q. Do your parents know you're this beautiful? A. No jackass, they've never seen me.....what? Q. What gets you hot? A. Heat asshole. Q. Do you like anal? A. *looks for ignore or block button*..... Q. So, what are you looking for? A. Someone else to talk to. Q. Would you ride my *ock? A. If it fits through this little ass phone line, what's the point? Q. Do

"pick Me Up."
A guy is 71 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride." The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket. Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride." He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

Pickles..
Ok... so those of u who know a lil something about me, probably know that I love the word pickle. lol *shrug* don't ask why but it makes me giggle. I also happen to love childrens poems and have a very large collection of childrens literature. Anyway, I thought i'd share something to make u smile and hopefully u can enjoy "pickle" too! ICKLE ME, PICKLE ME, TICKLE ME TOO WENT FOR A RIDE IN A FLYING SHOE. "HOORAY!" "WHAT FUN!" "IT'S TIME WE FLEW!" SAID ICKLE ME, PICKLE ME, TICKLE ME TOO. ICKLE WAS CAPTAIN, AND PICKLE WAS CREW AND TICKLE SERVED COFFEE AND MULLIGAN STEW AS HIGHER AND HIGHER AND HIGHER THEY FLEW, ICKLE ME, PICKLE ME, TICKLE ME TOO. ICKLE ME, PICKLE ME, TICKLE ME TOO, OVER THE SUN AND BEYOND THE BLUE. "HOLD ON!" "STAY IN!" "I HOPE WE DO!" CRIED ICKLE ME, PICKLE ME, TICKLE ME TOO. ICKLE ME, PICKLE ME, TICKLE ME TOO NEVER RETURNED TO THE WORLD THEY KNEW, AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ICKLE ME, PICKLE ME, TICKLE ME TOO.

Pick The Best
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Pick Your Poison
Pick Your Poison An updated environmentalist's guide to gasoline by Sarah Ives and Robynne Boyd January/February 2007 {Editor's Note} In the September/October 2001 issue, Sierra published "Pick Your Poison: An Environmentalist's Guide to Gasoline," by Jennifer Hattam and Paul Rauber, in which we tallied the pluses and minuses of the largest U.S. oil companies. Since then, continued consolidation in the industry has further shrunk the field, and new oil spills and pollution releases have blackened some carefully green-washed reputations. These companies are among the largest and most powerful enterprises on the planet. The complexity of their organization and activities, the vastness of their reach, and the huge number of variables involved make objective ranking difficult. That said, it is possible to lump them into three general categories, as Sierra editorial interns Robynne Boyd and Sarah Ives do below: the "bottom of the barrel" (ExxonMobil and ConocoPhillips), the "mid

Pickle Slicer
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't!" she exclaimed. "Yes, I did." he replied. "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."

Pick Your Birthday Month And Read It, Then Repost With Whatever You Are...
JANUARY=LUST Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all FEBRUARY=SMART Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. #####. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.

Pickly
Pickly dickly dickly do... I love pickles, and olives, and other vinegar-salty things. Free form poetry about pickles is fun. I like to put pickles in my mouth slowly. I like to suck the juice from them. I like the ribbed nature of them as they slide down my throat hole. I like the way vinegar tantalizes my senses. Pickle juice is like your body's garbage-man. Pickles have a penis-like shape. The End

Pick Up Lines That Might Not Work
Pick up lines 1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! 4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? 5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face. 6. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck. 7. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass! 8. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? 9. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! 10. Your parents must! be retarded, because you are special. 11. Could I touch your belly button.....from the inside? 12. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69? 13. How about

Pick A Fruit
I picked PEACH!! Don't spoil it...just do it Pick a fruit and forward it on (don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you) with the fruit you chose on the Subject line. Which fruit will you pick if you were handed these: 1. Orange 2. Apple 3. Banana 4. Coconut 5. Pineapple 6. Papaya 7. Mango 8. Cherry 9. Black Grapes 10. Peach 11. Custard Apple 12. Pear What is your pick??? (Pick before you scroll down... do not CHEAT!!!) YOU BETTER NOT BE CHEATING!! KEEP SCROLLING!!! ORANGE - If orange is your favorite fruit, it speaks of a person who has enduring patience and willpower. You like to do things slowly, but very thoroughly and are completely undaunted by hard work. You tend to be shy, but are reliable and trustworthy friend. You have an aesthetic bent of mind. You select your partner with care and you love with all your heart, and not in for just a fling. You avoid conflict at all costs APPLE - If a

Pickles
Obviously I use the word PICKLES a lot...my album name is PICKLES, my blog name is PICKLES and the SUBJECT is PICKLES...PICKLES is my nickname...because people get to the point when they're like HAY your name has DIL in it DILL - PICKLE...PICKLES and so forth...it gets kinda annoying sometimes when people are just figuring it out...fuck it gets annoying..but thats life...haha! Anyways...i get this now...fuck this shit...PCE!

Pick Myself Up
Sitting in the morning sun and watching all the birds passing by Ooh how sweat they sing and ooh how much I wish that I could fly and I try I said I try I try I really try, try, try But I got to pick myself up (dust myself off) dust myself off (start all over) start all over again (start all over) I got to pick myself up and (dust myself off) dust myself off (start all over) start all over again (start all over) Sitting in the midday sun and wondering where my meal's coming from After working so hard not even piece of bread a mi yard And I said I try Oh lord I try Say I try I really try, try, try But I got to pick myself up and (dust myself off) dust myself off ...... (start all over) start all over again (start all over) I got to pick myself up and (dust myself off) dust myself off I say (start all over) And I start all over again (start all over) Sitting in the evening sun and watching the same birds passing by Sitting and wondering a

Picking Up The Pieces----movin' On
Starting to pick up the pieces, of what used to resemble my life. You live one way your entire life. Trying to act like a hardass, that nothing bothers you, scares you, or can get to you. Body with scars of cigg. burns and car lighters, the smell of alcohol lingering almost permently in a haze around me, since as long as I can remember. My MOther eventually left my abusive father. She met a 26 year old college boy, and basically moved into his campus apartment. She would stop by every week or so and made sure we had food. My older brother and sister went crazy. Partys at the house everynight, drugs and sex everywhere. I would take my little brother to attic and stay the night up there to stay safe and away from the addicts. As soon as I could, I left, and took my little brother with me. At 15 I worked, went to school, Had my own apartment. Raising an 11 year old boy, trying to teach him right from wrong. At 15 I wasn't even sure what was right. We got along with out help

Picking At Scabs With Ambition
Picking At Scabs With Ambition A piece of meat that questions itself flopping and twitching freakishly infected with conscience and distansend, we burn and smile more than we should walking to the nearest liquor store we trip a wrong turn and dream what cockroaches DREAM Chugging Clorox Bleach she whispers with her eyes her neck turns to far and I hear bottleglass scraping across the pavement picking at scabs with ambition to bleed my vomit slithers toward you rubbing your ass across the grass moaning obscenitys gangrape is an ARTFORM my cock is cold and loves to cut you pull it tight around my throat and masterbate this slowburn I want to bleed you, FUCK you, kill you, love you blessed be the sun. D.R.

Picklefucker
DON'T BE A PICKLEFUCKER,AND YOU ASK WHAT IS A PICKLEFUCKER???? A PICKLEFUCKER IS YOU HAVE TO STICK A PICKLE IN YOUR ASS,WALK 10 FEET AND IF THE PICKLE FALLS OUT YOU HAVE TO PICK UP THE PICKLE BITE IT STIC IT BACK IN YOUR ASS,AND TRY TO WALK TEN FEET AGAIN,AND REPEAT,NOW TIL YOU CAN WALK THE FEET WITH THE PICKLE IN YOUR ASS.BUT IF YOU CAN'T DO IT,AND GET ALL THE WAY TO THE STUB OF THE PICKLE,THEN YOU ARE A PICKLEFUCKER.

Pick Up Lines And Rebuttles
1. Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." 2. Man: "Haven't I seen you some place before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." 3. Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." 4. Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" 5. Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." 6. Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants." Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there." 7. Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." 8. Man: "So what do you do for a living ?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." 9. Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?) Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to

Pick One Or The Other
This one should keep us all thinking. > I chose #2, now you pick one. > > This is a true story of something that happened just a few > years ago at USC. > > There was a professor of philosophy there who was a deeply > committed atheist. > > His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire > semester to prove that God couldn't exist. > > His students were always afraid to argue with him because of > his impeccable logic. > > Sure, some had argued in class at times, but no one had ever > really gone against him because of his reputation. > > At the end of every semester on the last day, he would say to > his class of 300 students, "If there is anyone here who still believes > in Jesus, stand up!" > > In twenty years, no one had ever stood up. They knew what he > was going to do next. He would say, "Because anyone who believes in > God is a fool". > > If God existed, he could stop this piece of chalk from hitting > the ground and

Pickles
Pickles would be a terrible name for a monkey. Monkeys look nothing like pickles. Also, I've heard tell that pickles are really just cucumbers that have been altered in some unholy embalming process. Tell me that isn't true. That would be the only way one could make a vegetable even worse than it already is. *Disclaimer - Yes, I know about pickles. No need to send me messages about how stupid I am that I am unaware of the pickling process.

The Pickle Jar
The Pickle Jar The pickle jar as far back as I can remember sat on the floor beside the dresser in my parents' bedroom. When he got ready for bed, Dad would empty his pockets and toss his coins into the jar. As a small boy I was always fascinated at the sounds the coins made as they were dropped into the jar. They landed with a merry jingle when the jar was almost empty. Then the tones gradually muted to a dull thud as the jar was filled. I used to squat on the floor in front of the jar and admire the copper and silver circles that glinted like a pirate's treasure when the sun poured through the bedroom window. When the jar was filled, Dad would sit at the kitchen table and roll the coins before taking them to the bank. Taking the coins to the bank was always a big production. Stacked neatly in a small cardboard box, the coins were placed between Dad and me on the seat of his old truck. Each and every time, as we drove to the bank, Dad would look

A Pick Up Line That Will Assure You A Date..
Here is a pick up line that will assure that a girl you meet will never forget you. First, never act that you are fluent in the language... Spanish accent would be an added advantage.... I'm kinda hungry, can I eat you out.....

Pick Your Birthday
Pick your birthday month and read it, then repost with whatever you are... e JANUARY = BIG WHORE Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easil

Pick Up Lines
What better place than a bar to talk about pick-up lines? This my tribute to the best (original) to the worst (that I experienced right here on CT). The originals.. At a grocery store... I really like the way you pick out your tomatoes. Excuse me..I see you're buying the same kind of meet I buy. Can you tell me the difference between the tray and the tube? At a bar...... Hey, did you know some guy gave you a hickey on your chest? I'm gonna kiss you very destructively. At school.... Has anyone ever told you you have great taste in purses? At a house.... Why don't you come in here and make my dreams come true? Some of the worst..... Would I meet those standards? (If you even have to ask, then you don't). Hey, don't take this the wrong way, but I wish I was skinny like you. (WTF?!?!?!) And the worse one to date (which happened two nights ago on CT)... Damn, it should be illegal to be that

Pickles! The Musical
As most of you know, The Sneeze is my favorite website on the net.Regardless, SZ has now officially become part of The Sneeze, even if only for one day.-SZ-Update: Pickles The Musical was the 83 most viewed video on YouTube today.If you are curious, please head over to The Sneeze, and let me know what you think,Thanks SZ

Pick Up Lines That Will Never Work.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. I like every bone in your body especially mine. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want? Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart? Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them. Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up. If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you! I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button. Is it hot in here or is it jus

Pick Up Lines
How drunk would a person have to be for these to work? The WRONG Pick Up Lines 1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. 3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. 6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole. 7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 8) Man - Fat Penguin ! Woman - WHAT? Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. 9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. a

Pickup Pickup Truck
so i got my 86 chevy running again and figured i would write somewher for about it. it is my grandpas truck and a real rat...to be rod ;-). so far i have spent almost nothing: -truck $1 -radiator hoses $15 -radiator flush $2 -water and coolant $12 -JB weld $4 amd that is IT! now i need to get my low budget lowering kit that will be about $150 total and some wheels. i want to crager SS or torq-thrust type wheels in like a 17" or get some late 70s early 80s ralley 32 punch rally wheels 8" wide in front and a 10" in the back. boy it sure is fun to not drive my economical honda around all the tume

Pick Up Lines
Pick up Lines 1.I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. 2.(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of those wet clothes. 3.Nice legs... What time do they open? 4.Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 5.You've got 206 bones in your body. Want one more? 6.Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 7.I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 8.I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one? 9.I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 10.Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me. 11.I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 12.You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 13.You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. 14.I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that t

A Pick Me Up =)
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity . 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Dont use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosqui

The Pick-up
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it." Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "'No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?" ************************************************ Yikes! About 86% of the people we sent to Washington DC are of this same breed. Grey

Pickup Lines
If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me? Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy? That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass. There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself. Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? You're so hot, your ass is on fire. Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate. I wonder what our children will look like. I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off? If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. Nice shoes Wanna Fuck!?!

The Pickle-slicer
A husband went home after working at his job in a restaurant. His wife noticed he seemed a little bit aggravated so she asked him what was wrong. After some coaxing, he finally told her that he had been having an urge to put his dick in the pickle-slicer at work. His wife was astonished and told him he should really do something about that. An urge like that could not be healthy at all. He said that he would and they left it at that. A week later, the husband came home smiling and completely happy. His wife asked him what happened that would put him in such a good mood. He said, "I finally did it! I put my dick in the pickle-slicer." The wife asked, "Well, what happened?" Husband: "Oh, well I was fired." Wife: "I mean, what happened with the pickle-slicer?" Husband: "Oh, she got fired too!"

Pick Up Artist Vh1
Pick Up Artist vh1 Like a comedian, a pickup artist is also a performing artist. A pickup artist's task is to captivate a small group of people long enough to convey specific personality characteristics which ultimately make him interesting to the one woman in the group that he has his eye on. The material he runs is like a vehicle that he uses to convey his personality to the group — and obliquely, to her. When a comedian tells a joke, people say, "That's a good joke." But when he strings several good jokes together, people say "he's hilarious." It is no longer the matenal that takes the acclaim, but the comedian himself. http://clearblogs.com/pickupartistvh1

Pick Up Artist Vh1 - Rejection And Approach Anxiety
Pick Up Artist vh1 - Rejection and Approach Anxiety Logically, rejection causes us no harm. But emotionally, rejection can be a punishing experience. To understand this, we must look at the ancient environment for which we were designed. In a tribal group, there will be some small number of available women of breeding age. When a man approaches one, he risks rejection, and if that happens, all the other women will know, which will diminish his value in their eyes — maybe to the point where none of the women will mate with him. This is called preselection — women look for social validation of their choices. A suitor who is preselected will be more attractive, whereas a man who has been rejected will be less so. Another factor regarding approach anxiety is the possibility that she may already be taken, in which case there is a component of real, physical danger to any male who approaches her. For all these reasons and more, men are naturally selected to experience approach an

The Pick Up Artist
The Pick Up Artist Like a comedian, a pickup artist is also a performing artist. A pickup artist's task is to captivate a small group of people long enough to convey specific personality characteristics which ultimately make him interesting to the one woman in the group that he has his eye on. The material he runs is like a vehicle that he uses to convey his personality to the group — and obliquely, to her. When a comedian tells a joke, people say, "That's a good joke." But when he strings several good jokes together, people say "he's hilarious." It is no longer the matenal that takes the acclaim, but the comedian himself. The Pick Up Artist VH1 http://www.squidoo.com/APickUpArtist

The Pick Up Artist - Some Characteristics
The Pick Up Artist - Some Characteristics • Looks and height. All other factors being the same, women will generally be more attracted to taller or better-looking men. However, if you are short or ugly, that is absolutely no excuse to feel sorry for yourself. There are plenty of successful venusian arists who aren't very tall or classically attractive. Looks and height are real factors, and should be taken into account — but they aren't dealbreakers. • Being healthy and in shape. Although it's possible to eat wrong, avoid the gym, and still pick up girls, men who stay fit are simply more attractive to women. This really has a big effect on results; people who work out not only look better, but they also give off a better energy in social interactions. • Hygiene and grooming. These are essential. Stay clean and well-groomed, and keep your breath smelling fresh. Don't be a scrub. • Fashion sense. People who don't know how to dress are completely oblivious to how bad their clo

Pickled Chicken (pollo En Escabeche)
INGREDIENTS: 3 pounds chicken pieces Adobo to taste 3 tablespoons corn oil 1 recipe Escabeche Sauce using red onions 1 Season the chicken with the adobo. Heat the oil in a large skillet and saute the chicken until it is lightly browned. Remove from the pan and drain on paper towels. 2 Bring the escabeche sauce to a boil in a Dutch oven. Lower the heat, add the chicken pieces, and simmer for 35 minutes, or until the chicken is tender.

Pick-up Lines
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- May I pleasure you with my tongue? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you cheesy pickup lines or do you just want to do it? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I've got a great big cock! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi I'm (your name) I swallow -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fuck me, I'm beautiful ----------------------

Pickup Lines
Why is it that soooooo many men feel the need to use pickup lines in order to talk to us women?? I mean...seriously...haven't we gotten past that?? I know for me personally....I'm more impressed if a man approaches me....introduces himself....and tries to strike up an intelligent conversation....versus a man who comes up to me and says something like "did it hurt....when you fell from heaven"....are there any men out there who can just be themselves????

Pick Your Pic Contest
OK I ENTERED A CONTEST AFTER BEING AWAY FROM THE CONTESTS FOR AWHILE, SO COME BOMB THE HELL OUT OF MY PIC AND SHOW ME MAD LOVE. COMMENT BOMBING IS ALLOWED AND THE CONTEST RUNS TILL SEPTEMBER 3RD AT 7 PM EASTERN.

Picking Up The Babes!
Recently, I observed two young guys pull up to the gas station in a sharp Mustang rag top. The driver gets out to pump the fuel and his buddy just sits there in the car?!!! What? Maybe they weren't scoping out any babes at that moment. However, they might have been the target of some scoping themselves. Guys, if you find yourself in this situation riding shotgun, get out of the car! Even if there's nothing for you to do pretend to check the tires or something so you don't look like two gay guys on a cruise. Ladies, that goes for you too! You can't go to the powder room without having your girl come along so why would you have your girl pump fuel while you just sit in the car? Maximum Exposure people! If by chance you and your buddy are gay...forget everything I just said. LOL

Pickup Advice
I saw this on MSN and thought it was kinda entertaining.....so what do you all think. You agree with this junk or do you have better ideas for everyone? Bartenders’ best pickup advice - By Maggie Kim Few people have such a front-row seat to the dating and mating game as a bartender. Every night, these drink slingers watch would-be studs crash and burn, unlikely couples happily hook up, and more. Thanks to this experience, they’ve compiled a wealth of knowledge on the moves that work—not to mention those that bomb. Here, their best advice. Try this easy opener “I think the easiest way for a guy to start talking to a girl is to get next to her while she’s ordering her own drink and say, “That one’s on me.” Every girl will at least say thank you and if she’s interested, she’ll stick around and start a conversation.” —Gia Favia, Rino, Chicago Stand out with a signature drink “For both guys and girls, the meeting and hooking-up game is all about making an impression. I t

Pickup Tips Or Dating Tips For Gals
Well, we heard from the bartenders in the last blog on their tips for guys. I figured that I would give my tips for you gals out there from the perspective of a guy. Feel free to critique me on any of these or even expand upon them…..due to my lack of dating experience I can only give some high level ideas on the topic J * Men are Not Mind Readers: Ok gals, this one should be really obvious, but for those of you that have not realized it; during the whole evolutionary process, men did not pick up the ability to read minds. Do: If a guy approaches you and you might be interested….. Give him a hint that you are might be, it makes further conversation easier. Don’t: Do not play the coy little cat and mouse game. This little game that some women think is cute is often a deterrent to future interaction. However, if you are not interested; there is always a nice way of letting them know. Of course some guys are rude and you have to take the rude approach…..but

Picked For A Purpose
fromy friend cecil jacob > >Picked for a purpose > > > >" ...WE WERE CHOSEN FROM THE BEGINNING TO BE HIS " > >EPHESIANS 1 : 11 (TLB) > > > >Do you realise that before you were born, God's plan for you was > >already decided? Paul writes, "...all things happen just as He decided > >long ago" (Ephesians 1:11 TLB). Notice, it says "all things." That > >includes the things you want to run from! > > > >When Jonah tried to run from God's will, God said "No way. My word > >is already established. If I let you escape, I wouldn't be God. If I > have > >to send tornadoes, rock your boat, shake up your comfort zone or put > >your entire life on hold, I'll do it in order to accomplish My > purpose." > > > >When Jonah could go no lower, he cried from the depths and God > >delivered him - just in time to preach in Nineveh. You can go the easy > >way or the hard way, but you'll go! David said in Psalm 77, "Your > >way...is in the sanctuary..." (v.13 NKJ). He also said, "Thy way

Pick Your Story...i Am Laughing To Hard To
Good Morning. It’s pick your topic day…you will see why… Nebraska state senator sues God Injunction sought against Him for allegedly causing deaths, making threats Updated: 9:51 p.m. ET Sept 17, 2007 LINCOLN, Neb. - The defendant in a state senator’s lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He’s everywhere. Army officer Bryan Hilferty, a volunteer Llittle League umpire in Alexandria, Va., complained to The Washington Post in July that when he requested a copy of the League rulebook (to help him be a better umpire), he was turned down. Hilferty, who has access to classified information in his job at the Pentagon, was told that the Little League restricts its rulebooks, on a "need to know" basis, so as not to invite litigation, and that Hilferty did not qualify. [Washington Post, 7-29-07] In July, the Houston School District, citing student privacy laws, decline

Pick Up A Book
Okay lets take the time to analyze this.All of you people who don't like,don't agree with or think someone elses mumms is stupid or a waste of time.You went to that mum.You took the time to write a stupid comment on the mum that you think is stupid.Now I want to know what the hell does that make you?(Fucking Stupid).Get a fucking life and if you don't like something then just fucking leave.Because god knows we would not want you to waste all your stupid comments on the mums you think are stupid.Because with the lack of words you use on these mums you might need for the rest of the day.So stop straining yourself.Oh by the way the vocabulary you people have is just,well I have to say ELEMENTARY

Pick One
I thought this was fun. I look forward to getting your responses. If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose. (you can only pick one!) Trust me...this is reputed to be very accurate. Pick your dessert, then look to see what psychiatrists think about you. After taking this dessert personality test, Leave a Comment as to what you are, and then post this in you blog or stash.. It will be great seeing how other people are. Here are your choices: 1. Angel Food Cake 2. Brownies 3. Lemon Meringue 4. Vanilla cake with Chocolate Icing 5. Strawberry Short Cake 6. Chocolate on Chocolate 7. Ice Cream 8. Carrot Cake No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully what your choice will be .... OK - Now that you've made your choice this is what research says about you... 1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times.

Pick-up Lines Gettin Older And Older....there Comebacks Not ;-)
I hope you enjoy this one guys.... Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Oh Baby, you can take every in

Pick And Choose
When you’re the boss you can pick and choose No matter whom else that has to loose The one that’s the best gets the spot or the fame That’s not always true but I can’t complain People are pasted up it’s all just the same Never given a chance to add to the game They might be the one to break through to the front Instead of a homerun their forced to bunt Bosses and people can change your day and your night But don’t let them keep you from doing what’s right The best is not what I want to be Good enough to be happy is enough for me To make myself and my parents proud Not to be just one of the crowd People make changes in my life you see Because they think their better than me This they are not and I know for sure I don’t change my ways to open the door I don’t lie or cheat to get to the top If that’s what it takes I’ll come to a stop And people will always change your stride Don’t change your values or loose your pride Something’s are yours and not to be c

Pickup Lines
1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. 3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! 4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? 5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face. 6. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. 7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck. 8. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!!!!! 9. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? 10. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! 11. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special. 12. Can I touch your belly button . . . from the inside? 13. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I

Picky
ok seriously is it wrong to be picky on who we spend time with? i mean come on we have little time to spare as it is with our lives and yet some just spend their free time with people they can't stand. or have no interest in actually being around. this is why i am single and so picky. i know what little free time i have with work and side things, i want that time to be spent well. so i guess what i am saying is yes i am picky and no i don't care. and if i so choose to want to spend some time with you maybe you should think about that. maybe we all need to think about that and if you don't feel like you want to be around or see someone then don't

"pickin' Daisies"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS 6 What's the matter honey, are you not feeling well? It's okay, Momma will take care of you Not really sick, but don't you know I still say I am Dad just mumbles, "There goes my girlie son acting up again" How could you be my kid Mom knows I'm faking it But she understands what'll happen if I go The last four days The tough guys have been on a roll They show him no mercy Plenty of name calling And pushing my head in the toilet bowl They call him a loser But they won't get their hands on me today 'Cuz home with Momma is where I'm gonna stay We're pickin' daisies Who cares about them anyway Pickin' daisies They'll all be working for you someday Pickin' daisies They're just jealous of you Pickin' daisies Next year you'll go to private school Can't play sports or games I'm only really good at reading He can't catch a football Apparently that's not too cool That's why my nose is usually bleeding Plus they give him fat lips At this

Pick Up Lines
due to baby jesus bulliten i thought i would hook everyone up with some pick up lines.... * "So what haven't you been told tonight?" Very original, this line will make you stand out from the others *"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute." * "What's your name?" Instead of saying something like, "baby, we're like two banks: we both have interest in each other and we should merge," *"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy." *"I may not be the best-looking person in here, but I'm the only one talking to you." *"I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place?" * "Who's your friend?" This one is risky, but it will shatter any pretense she might have about your actions by shifting the focus on her friend. This will intrigue her, to say the least, as she will wish to know "hey, how come not me?" *"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my

Pick Me
I sit and stare at the moon, I keep asking let it be soon. I start to count the stars, I think of your scars. I ache to hold you tonight, I want it to be right. If you would only look in my eyes You will see there are no lies. Let me hold you, I will bring love anew. Let me take it all away, Let me bring you a new day. Let yourself feel my love, Let it fall on you from above. Let yourself love me, I will set you free. My inside is dying, My outside is crying. If you would only, You will never be lonely. An Original by Ms. Fay Osayo Rodrigues ~~Your Wildest Dream~~

Pick Up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs...what time do they open? 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one? 8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. 12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? 14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is

Pickle Slicer
Bill Wants to Put His Penis in the Pickle Slicer... Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed. "Yes, I did." he replied. "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh... She got fired too."

Pick Up Lines
dont lie everyone likes a good "pick up" line, even if its only for a good laugh, so ive decided to post some pickup lines i made up or heard, if you have any pick up lines you would like to be added id love to see what kind of things people can come up with, the cheesier the better: You're so beautiful you should be in a painting. You're so beautiful you should be a sculpture.... and I just happen to be an artist. You know why it rains? Because you're so beautiful it makes the sky jelous enough to cry. You know why there are earthquakes? Because you're so sexy just walking on the surface makes the planet shiver. Excuse me miss, but you are absolutely gorgeous, are you by ay chance single? How you doing? (Joey from friends, sorry I like Joey.) You know if you gained 190 lbs. I'd be all over you. Coincedently I just happen to weigh 190 lbs. You know you are about 6 ft. from perfection, but it just so happens I"m 6 ft. tall so as long as you include me you'll be flawless. He

Pick Up Lines ( Funny )
Lines to pick up regular chicks Your parents must be retarded, because you're special You must be high jumper, because you make my bar rise Your name must be Windex, because I can see myself in you Your name must be Visa, because your body is everywhere I want to be Your daddy must have been a terrorist, because you are the bomb! You're the one I've been saving this seat for Nice legs...what time do they open? Can I flirt with you? I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. You've got 206 bones in your body. Want one more? I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning If I were you, I'd have sex with me Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. If you were the last woman and I were the last man on eart

Pickup Line . .
Pickup Line . . Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, 'Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . It doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.' Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, ''No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?'

Pick Up Line Comebacks
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Pick Up Line
A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "a state-of-the-art watch?" "What's so special about it?" The cowboy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says,........ "Damn thing's an hour fast!"

Pick A Flower
Spring has not only sprung, but is already in the full bloom here in the coastal swamps of the Redneck Riviera. The Bluebonnets and Indian paintbrushes vie for space in the roadside meadows against brown-eyed-susans, and buttercups and native grass. The result is an explosion of color along the roadsides. People stop their cars and take pictures of the children sitting in thick blue bonnet meadows. It is a great time to own a convertible. The colorful flowers are like a spring smile of hope against winter's grim frown of decay. From the chaos I call my mind...... Pick a flower Flashing climactically brilliant blossoming beauty as sensational plants procreating profusely beaconing busy bees to bumble within fragile desires detaining death's departure My hands hover gently holding the flower stroking silky soft petals between my fingers the blossom stains my nose with it's pollens as I inhale the subtle seduction that lingers Tenderly plucking precious p

Pick Your Prize Giveaway!! My Very First To Host
I'm Hosting a Pick your Prize Giveaway!! I enjoyed Molly's giveaway so much last month, Ive decided to host one of my own. There will only be one winner per prize--so get your entries in early. All Prizes will be given out at the end of the giveaway on May 2cd. You must fullfill the requirements to get the prize. OMLY THREE PRIZES REMAIN OPEN: AS PROMISED NO INTERESTED IN THE 30 OR THE 3 DAY BLAST HAS MADE WAY FOR 3 NEW PRIZES: (2) 1 MONTH VIPS & (1) GIFT BLING PAK here are the prizes I am offering: (2) 7 day blast--25,000 comments (4) 1 month VIP--25,000 comments (5) 1 gift bling pak-- 20,000 comments Rates will count for 10 yup I said 10 comments!! Thats 11 Prizes-11 entries First come-First serve! So get your entries in asap--just send me a private message with a link to the pic you want to enter--can be any sfw picture you like to use-- and as soon as its posted to my giveaway album--Game on!! Sexygranny1967~Shadow Leveler~ S*U*P*~ & F*W*C* Greeter~Proud

Pick Your Prize Giveaway # 4
Due to popular demand...im running another "Pick your Prize Giveaway" Spaces are limited so get in quickly...You MUST send me a message...I will not accept shoutbox entries...and they will be in order of First in Best Dressed. This is what is on offer... BLING PACKS:( I will offer 5 of these ) 6,000 comments........One week time limit. ONE DAY BLAST: 6,000 comments.........One week time limit. 3 DAY BLAST: 8,500 comments........10 day time limit ONE MONTH VIP OR 7 DAY BLAST Either of the above.............12,000 comments........Two week time limit 4 TICKER MESSAGES 10,000 comments.......Two week time limit. 30 DAY BLAST OR 3 MONTH VIP I will only offer one each of these..............28,000 comments........Three week time limit *****SPECIAL OFFER PACKS*****:( I will only offer 2 each of these ) 7 day blast or 1 month VIP PLUS a bling Pack...15,000 comments....three week time limit 30 day blast or 3 month VIP PLUS a bling Pack.........30,000 comment

The Pickle Song..
Pickle Song Some sweet and some sourAll have the shape we love to Munch, crunch and devour Vinegar cures them Makes flavor beyond compare Heaven to savor Slowly nibble them Pickles IS as Pickles DOES Pucker therapy I love pickles, oh yesLove to touch, lick and caress This pickle is YOU Pickles are symbols Have any of you surmised This secret of mine? Pickles have manhood In their shape and design Juicy seeds inside Engendering lust Hunger, desire and craving For all things long-ish For the "member" thatIt imitates in my mind My mind so fertile That all things long-ish And of that diameter Makes me romantic Heart beating quickly Thinking of silk-skinned hardness Tasting of sweet salt Then going back toPickles for generic talk Those symbols I love. I will talk of them Like they are what I want most But they're not at all.

Pickle Haikus
Some sweet and some sour All have the shape we love to Munch, crunch and devour Vinegar cures them Makes flavor beyond compare Heaven to savor Slowly nibble them Pickles IS as Pickles DOES Pucker therapy I love pickles, oh yes Love to touch, lick and caress This pickle is YOU Pickles are symbols Have any of you surmised This secret of mine? Pickles have manhood In their shape and design Juicy seeds inside Engendering lust Hunger, desire and craving For all things long-ish For the "member" that It imitates in my mind My mind so fertile That all things long-ish And of that diameter Makes me romantic Heart beating quickly Thinking of silk-skinned hardness Tasting of sweet salt Then going back to Pickles for generic talk Those symbols I love. I will talk of them Like they are what I want most But they're not at all.

Pick A Topic!! Any Topic!!
Ok folks. I'm running out of blog ideas. So, I'm ganna leave it up to you. You pick a topic. Anything at all. Want to know what I think on a particular subject? Want to know something about me? Message me and tell me what you would like for me to blog about! Fisrt come, first serve!

Picking On Michigan Not Florida Today
Good Morning. Happy Thursday to those of you who love Thursday’s due primarily because there is only one work day left in the week I guess…What’s new on the world news front in your neck of the woods? Mine nothing new…however I did see a few things about Michigan that are worth mentioning…because I pick on Florida so much I thought I better dig up some Michigan Classics…I may have told these before if so I am blaming it on my age…if not, well then cool. A lady distraught and angered by a neighbors dog filed suit and charges against a couple who owned a beagle that apparently harassed their dog…It is interesting only due to the fact she thought she had a case against the couple. In August, Julie Leach filed a lawsuit in Macomb County, Mich., seeking at least $10,000 from the owners of a beagle named Patch, which Leach said was constantly enticing Leach's German shepherd, Holly, to chase him. In 1995, during one of Patch's escapades, the pursuing Holly was run over by a car and killed. L

Pick Up Bench Game- Adult Costume Party Game
Players must be wearing costumes for it to be funny. Give each player a number. Numbers are randomly called. The first sits on the left and the other on the right. The player on the left has to invent a comical, creative pick up line for the player on the right based on how they are dressed, ie their costume... very funny! Prizes given for most clever, least clever, wackiest, funniest, make winners so that everyone wins based on what they said!

Pick Up Lines
1. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. 2. Is your daddy a theif? Then who stole the sparkle of the stars and put them into your eyes? 3. Will you go out with me?.......... to McDonald's? + 4. Can I flirt with you? 5. Blonde, James Blonde... Jr. = 6. I looked up the word BEAUTIFUL in the thesaurus taday, and your name was included. 7. I've had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So... would you please smile for me? 8. Hey, somebody farted. Lets get out of here! 9. You've got the whitest teeth I have ever seen! 10. Excuse me, but what pick up line works best for you? 11. Hi, what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this? 12. Hi, can I buy you a car? 13. Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours? 14. Do you have a boyfriend? No?! Well do you want one? Oh, you do? Well, when you want a

The Pickle Jar
The pickle jar as far back as I can remember sat on the floor beside the dresser in my parents' bedroom. When he got ready for bed, Dad would empty his pockets and toss his coins into the jar. As a small boy I was always fascinated at the sounds the coins made as they were dropped into the jar . They landed with a merry jingle when the jar was almost empty. Then the tones gradually muted to a dull thud as the jar was filled. I used to squat on the floor in front of the jar and admire the copper and silver circles that glinted like a pirate's treasure when the sun poured through the bedroom window. When the jar was filled, Dad would sit at the kitchen table and roll the coins before taking them to the bank. Taking the coins to the bank was always a big production. Stacked neatly in a small cardboard box, the coins were placed between Dad and me on the seat of his old truck. Each and every time, as we drove to the bank, Dad would look at me hopefully. 'Those c

Pick One
Pick Heaven or Hell One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St.Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had an executive make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in." said the woman. "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in." "Actually, I think I've made up my mind...I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman. "Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful go

Pick Up Lines For The Signs
Pick-up lines by the Signs You use the line of the sign the person is that you are saying the line to. Not what sign you are. Aries: I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler? Taurus: I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. Gemini: Do you have any overdue library books? 'Cause you've got the word "fine" written all over. Cancer: Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry. Leo: Is it hot in here, or is it just me? Virgo: Baby, you must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet. Libra: If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever. Scorpio: Your place or mine? Sagittarius: Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you? Capricorn: Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? Aquarius: You're hot. You must be the reason for global warming. Pisces: Are you as bea

Pickled Bananas Wtf
Yes i just saw a recipe for pickled bananas, what the fuck, that is some nasty shit right there, and even though no one will read this, i will be moving soon and probably wont be on for a little while, till i get on my feet anyway, unless i use my gfs computer, so have a nice day all and stuff

The Pick Up
Even though I was nervous I entered the adult book store with one goal in mind. A task set by my Master. I had no idea if I would be able to pull it off or not but if so, it would prove to be extremely interesting. I can hardly believe he wanted me to do this. I browsed shelf after shelf always keeping an eye out for my intended target. In the past I'd flirted with men before but never quite to this extent. I feigned interest in the movies as I moved along. My long skirt flowing about my ankles with nothing on underneath. That alone heightened the experience. I wore a simple peasant blouse again with nothing on underneath. I hated the trappings of a bra and panties and went without them every chance I got. Several couples browsed the shelves of books, movies, and toys but still nothing caught my eye. I couldn't believe how many men actually visited one of these establishments. What intrigued me were the movie stalls, which lined one wall. There were a total of six doors with a

Pickle Job
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashamed. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh... she got fired too."

Picky
ok so i'm finally gonna put it in type.. i get numerous emails . thought we were friends yadayada .. well if u ask me to rate or look at a profile i do .. no questions asked i leave every single person on my friends list a daily comment i do this coz i want to not coz what i get back in return ..ok the friends i see not on line for a few dont come into this nor do the ppl i see on my page every day .. but if u find ur self deleted dun ask me why figure it out hell from the ppl im on about a comment once a month wouldnt go a miss. i do not beg for nothing i merrily go on my way rating n leaving comments coz i want to .. but im getting to the point of why the fuk should i.. jumps off soap box ladies remember to check ur skirt is'nt tucked in ya knickers when u leave the loo... fellas uh huh look down that wet spot is very unatractive.. 3 shakes not 2 ;)

Pick Your Pie Pizza Contest Full Waiting On People To Finish Thier Obligations
UPDATE:All pizzas taken waiting on all to complete comments and rates Note: If you have not gotten all your comments done or worked out another deal with me you will not get your prize until completed. :P How many times have you been sitting on Fubar wishing you had a Pizza? Ahhh Yes, delicious Pizza! Well wish no more! Mama Lucretia to the rescue! The Easiest Contest Ever!! Everyone is a Winner!!

Pick Up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. 2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of these wet clothes. 3. Nice legs...what time do they open? 4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? 9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 12. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. 13. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 14. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heav

Pick Your Weapon!! (free Fubux)
I have a rating folder here http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1584134&albumid=1081453 for fubux. After you rated THAT folder(during ANY happy hour) send me a private message. rating all the pics in this folder 11 will get you 20,000 fubux. rating them all 10 will get you 12,000 fubux. rate, fan and please read my pageall rates are greatly appreciated and your major pics rated back!!This was made, brought, and single handedly made by ME. if you want pimp bully made message me too. i am still learning how to make them....thanks!The ©eo Morphin Da Pix™

Pick Up Lines For Santa
Hey Babe, when was the last time you had a really good sleigh? Care to see my twelve-inch elf? I've got something special in the sack just for you! Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip? I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister! Some of my favorite toys run on batteries.... Interested in seeing the North Pole? (Well, that's what Mrs. Claus calls it) I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear, do you? Screw the "nice" list. I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list! Ho-Ho-How'd you like to shake like a bowl of jelly? I put the 'scroo' in 'scrooge! I've got something you can hang a wreath on! One hour with me honey and you'll see flyin' reindeer! That is NO candy cane in my pocket, and I'm glad to see you. Uh-yeah, that's right. I'm Kenny Rogers. I got your stocking stuffer right here! Giddy-up over here and say 'Howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!

Pickup In The Rain
2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rain storm. Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to help her, generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 1960's. The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab. She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A special note was attached. It read: 'Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away... God bl

Pick Me!pick Me!mr. & Miss Winter Fubar Auction & Contest
Mr. & Miss Winter Fubar Auction & Contest The Auction is now open Bid on the entry you would like to own for a month. It is a Cash only auction. That means yes you may bid fubucks but only in conjunction with a cash offer of $15 or more also included in the bid. The Contest part of it is slightly different You must Vote on the entry you think is Mr. or Miss Winter Fubar Just leave a comment saying who you think is your pic. The Auction & Contest Close on New Years Day @ Midnight

Pick Out Any And All That Apply And Comment And Then Give A Big Fuck You To People Who Believe This Shit
Ok people lets do this, pick out any and all that apply and comment and then give a big fuck you to people who believe this shit. READY â€¦â€¦â€¦.GO 1. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic. 2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. 3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. 4. I'm BLONDE AT HEART, so I MUST be a ditz 5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. 6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. 7. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. 8. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. 9. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. 10. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. 11. Iâ€™m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. 12. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. 13. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. 14. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. 15. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals. 16. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. 17. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. 18. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST b

Pickup Lines
Did you fart? Because you blew me away You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world? I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access. I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready. Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?" Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk. Roses are red, violets are blue,

Pick-up Lines Worthy Of Beavis And Butthead
Uh, hey baby. Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come." You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever. Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it. Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh.. Would you like carry my books for me?. If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?. I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.. My lips are registered weapons. I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it? If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public... If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.. If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.. Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looki

Pick Your Prize Auction!
Previous auction has been cancelled...new one taking its' place. If you've participated in previous auctions of mine, you know the background for these. If not, here's the 411, I am looking to make enough fu-bucks so that I can have a spotlight on Fubar for breast cancer awareness. As has been the case with previous auctions, you guide a friend of yours to make a donation at the following: http://www.fubar.com/blog/224875/959878 They donate and make a statement saying you sent them, you get 10% off your winning bid. This auction ends on Thursday Feb 12th at 1p Central or 11a Fu-Time. And now the prize options, if you win you have your choice of one of the following: 1: A 7 Day Blast 2: A 25 Credit Bling Pack 3: A 1 month VIP sub 4: $10 cold hard cash Paypaled to you to do whatever you want with Have fun, happy bidding, and always think pink!

Picking Up The Pieces
You said you would always be there That no matter what you'd always care You expect me to believe this lie again When you couldn't keep you promise back then Why should I believe what you say now When you've gone again anyhow I thought it would break me and make me cry But the thought of you not being there just makes me sigh Oh well, I guess our friendship didn't mean much to you Not with all the things you tell me and you don't follow through It doesn't matter like perhaps it should. I would have you around more if I could However it doesnt seem that you really care like you claim Telling me this and that, Do you think I am so lame I know you won't stick to your word anymore You did once but that was back before You said you didn't love me the first time, Oh my Look at you with that tear in your eye I'm sorry you don't understand What I have seen first hand Go on, leave me behind by myself, alone in the darkness I have found a way to secure my own happi

Pick Your Own: The Future Of Playoff Formats
Pick Your Own: The Future Of Playoff Formats? By Marc Stein ESPN.com (Archive) This is the only fantasy basketball I'm playing all season. So please indulge me. Please join me in imagining how the first round of next month's playoffs would look if the NBA suddenly adopted the new D-League format which allows division winners to pick their first-round opponents. Please join me because it might not be as far-fetched as it sounds. Switching to this format at the big-league level would undeniably be one of the most radical playoff changes in the history of American sport. It's one thing to try it in the D-League, in which first-round matchups are a one-game series … and no team possesses any significant home-court advantage … and the stakes are so modest. In the NBA? It would be as aggressive as anything commissioner David Stern has ever tried. Yet Stern told ESPN.com on Friday -- without making any promises or pinpointing any sort of timetable, since there isn't one yet

Pickle Slicer
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one dayto confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. 'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked. 'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?' 'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed. 'Yes, I did.' he replied.

Pick Me Buy Me Plzzzz
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Pick Out Any And All That Apply And Comment And Then Give A Big Fuck You To People Who Believe This Shit
1. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic. 2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. 3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. 4. I'm BLONDE AT HEART, so I MUST be a ditz 5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. 6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. 7. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. 8. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. 9. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. 10. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. 11. Iâ€™m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. 12. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. 13. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. 14. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. 15. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals. 16. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. 17. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. 18. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. 19. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. 20. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. 21. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into yo

Pickey People
ERROR: sorry, this users permissions don't allow you to send them a private message. this really bothers me how fubar members join and won't let you leave a comment without checking it first! ...well delete it if you don't like it some people just want to be nice and comment on your pic. dam!...have we lost insight into what fubar is all about? i mean no salute no on my page...no comments ....what is this place cia or fbi ? don't be so childish!

Pickup Lines
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. I like every bone in your body especially mine. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want? Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart? Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them. Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up. If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I

Pick A Number...
Okay...Pick a number between 1-150. Whoever gets the closest without going over gets a 1 credit bling. You only get 1 guess. You have until 6pm central time...so about 20 mins =) I'll announce the winner at 6pm too. Go!

Pick Up Lines 2
i believe mankind was a ploy to create an earthbound angel born in gods image, an angel in the form of you thanks to you i can see why lucifer thought the humans were precious enough to get jealous over when god made me he made a copy to put on his mantle, when god made you he made a copy to put in his bed roses are red and so are my cheeks cause when you smile at me i blush and get weak violets are blue and because of you im fully aroused so my balls are too you think this is sweet? this is just a sliver off the sugar cane, let me know when your ready for a mouthful in this society marriage is like a fulltime job... you still got to have something on the side to get fullfilled "i have 3 inches of hard dick for you" ( far east coast from "How High") lets play navy you be the submarine.... dive deep, get wet, sink a sub and ill fill you with the seamen to get the job done

Picky Bitch, Being Me.
I don't mean to be such a picky bitch here on fu, but here are a few rules I am gonna start going by. 1. No Salute, no nothin from me. Unless I already know who you are. 2. Blank friends requests..STILL DENIED. 3. If you're gonna have Auto 11's on, and beg for rates, you better damned well rate me back. 4. For further reference: All of my mumms will be screened and asshats mumm commenters will be blocked. 5. No asshats, fucktards, fuckwads, juggalosers, twatwaffles, allowed. (thank you to Lady Rider for a few of these terms) I'm sure there's more...I'll add more later.

Pick Me!
I am an incredible snuggler! You have no idea..I'm tall and sexy, have a hot voice, nice eyes (so I get told this stuff) and get told I look like so and so, lol.I have a nice place, pool, cool shop and animals! lol.I have never been married and no kids.I have never left a trail of fatherless kids, broken homes or anything like that.I have never been an abuser or a meany, none of that screamin n yelling stuff.I don't have any sort of questionable history at all!I never been in jail.I'm very clean and healthy and totally safe to be with and I know it! How many can say that in this town? Like nobody obviously....I'm educated, intelligent and articulate!I have an awesome sense of humor and can make a girl laugh.. I'll keep you in stiches!I can fix, build repair anything and could build you your dream car or bike!I am monogamous and I've never cheated on anyone! I'm totally honest, have more integrity than most, totally straight up, genuine, down to earth and chill.I keep a clean house!Whil

Pick Up Lines ~ Be Entertained (for Men To Use)
WARNING: These are NOT intended to be used You will most likely get a negative response if you attempt to use any of these pick-up lines when approaching women. They are funny and intended for entertainment purposes only. However, if you have already had a conversation or two with a particular woman, you can open with something like "Want to hear this funny pick up line I've heard... (insert pick up line)". This will probably make her laugh and warm up to you. I suggest only using these in a scenario such as the one described above. With that said, on to the pick up lines... just remember, don't say I didn't warn you! "I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future." "Your skin is so creamy I bet you never even had a zit on your ass." "Your dad must not have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!" Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it... then say

Pick Up Lines
Some of these are very much NSFW lol have fun with them, tell me what's your favorite? Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your

Pick-up Line
A Montana cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was justTesting it.' The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?' The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.' The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?' 'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.' The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'.....The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says,........ 'Damn thing's an hour fast!'

Picking Fu Over Her Kid? Pt1
subject: fuck her received: 06/7/2010 09:15 am replied: no block this member received: 06/6/2010 08:41 pm replied: 06/6/2010 08:51 pm block this member no.=== 'NOT so PRECIOUS' wrote the following at '2010-06-06 13:25:49'..>> I think you need to go to K on Yahoo, even thou she is not the one starting all this shit> === ' happy now gone' wrote the following at '2010-06-06 12:46:10'..> >> > it was an agreement.> > he will take maxine from mee> > === 'NOT so PRECIOUS' wrote the following at '2010-06-06 12:45:23'..> > >> > > Debby i don't think they can take a child away from her mom cuz of a website...that some bad shit right there hun, what have you done? you have not harmed her> > > === ' SweetOne ECS fuengaged to Zombielover' wrote the following at '2010-06-06 12:42:24'..> > > >> > > > because im not suppose to be on here, it was his warning to me.> > > > i signed okay.> > > > she will be taken from me.> > > > ive just brought up and im not doing well, im locking

Pick The World Series Winner And Win Some Fubucks!
2010 World Series Pool! Here's how it works! Pick anyone of the following teams to win the World Series. American League Yankees (Wild Card) Rays Twins Rangers National League Phillies Braves (Wild Card) Giants Reds Pick ONE team ONLY! ENTER ONLY ONCE! Tie Breaker #1 Pick the amount of games you think it takes your team to win the best 4 out of 7 games. YOU MUST PICK EITHER 4,5,6 or 7 games! Tie Breaker #2

Pickup Lines
How many of you ladies like Pick up lines? Wheather its from a female or male? Me personally don't like them. Everytime I hear one from another girl I just roll my eyes and walk away. And tell them if your interested in me just be yourself and not use a line. What about everyone else?

Pick The Most Effective Wedding Gown Form Different Types
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Just wondering what has made it so popular all of a sudden. I have had lots of people come to my page lately and rate that pic only. They rate that pic and nothing else. No comment on it, they don't rate my profile or anything. I guess every one thinks my sis is hott or something. LOL!

Pic Of Woman Involved In Teens Murder
I THINK THEY SHOULD BOTH GET LIFE...BUT WE KNOW IT WON'T HAPPEN :( this one of the peeps involved in the murder of teen boy Teen beaten to death, jury hears Matthew Martins, 16, cornered near escalator bottom at SkyTrain Station Glenda Luymes, The Province Published: Thursday, March 15, 2007 SURREY - Sixteen-year-old Matthew Martins' life ended violently when he was cornered and beaten at the bottom of an escalator in a Surrey SkyTrain station, a jury in the trial of Robert Forslund and Katherine Quinn heard yesterday. Forslund threw the small teen into a Plexiglas wall beside the stopped escalator before stomping on his head 13 times and slashing his throat with a broken beer bottle, Crown counsel Wendy Dawson told the first day of the couple's trial for second-degree murder. Dawson said Martins had encountered the couple earlier that night, when Quinn jumped on his back to steal the cross he wore around his neck. Hours later, police found the cross in Forslund's p

Pic Of Melody
The tattoo In Memory of Melody that is a picture of her is going to be in a contest. I don't have all the details now but I want you all to be aware that I'd really like to see this tattoo win this contest and any help you all can give is appreciated. Most rates gets first place and most comments is second place. As soon as I get the start date/time and the link I will post it here for you all! Thanks so much! *hugs* Crystal

Pic On The Night Stand
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers. "Well , who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. "That's me before the surgery."

Pic On The Nightstand
After a long night of making love the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. She whispers in his ear "That's me before the surgery."

Pic Of Cave For Background
please go into my pics and look at the cave folder and see which one i should use a my lounge background Puma's Lair Lounge, if you have a better cave please let me know thank you. please leave your comments

Pic Probs...
Anyone reading this might wanna check that their pic. folders are NOT in a totally private state, with restricted access to them for EVERYONE who has previously been able to see them... Dunno what the solution is, but there are a lot of my Friends/Family (on here) pic's I cannot now see... Thanks for reading...

Pic Problems
IS ANYONE ELSE STILL HAVING ISSUES WITH UPLOADING PICS BEING PUT IN ALBUMS 2,3, EVEN 4 TIMES BUT SINCE ITS THE SAME PIC EVERY TIME YOU DELETE IT DELETES THEM ALL? GRRRRRRRRRRRR AS IF IM NOT HAVING ENOUGH ISSUES AROUND HERE LATELY! OH WELL IM LEAVING IT AS IS! CHECK OUT MY NEW FAMILY(LAST ALBUM) CLASSY WOMEN OF FUBAR! WOOT!WOOT! YES ANGEL!BABY IS IN THERE 3 TIMES BUT THATS CUZ SHES MY BITCH! MWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *SMOOCHES* ~TEMPTRESS~ P.S.-Sorry for the cap locks! I had them on while loading pics and forgot! Dont forget to rate this blog if you havent already! TY!!!!!!

The Pic Psycho Exposed & Somethin About Those Speedbar Cheaters...
Ahh blah. Yeah things have been crazy, yeah I know I haven't written in a hot minute.. you know when I try to do normal Fubar things like level and stuff I always find it so hard...haha..but all that's left is the leveling mumm (oh that's going to be amusing) and the spotlight (*cough need fubucks cough*) bah anyways so yeah I haven't been posting alot I know..I have this, that the next plus work, a real life yada yada...plus an extra special Fu project which I'm going to need some input on from all of -you- in the near future, so stay tuned for that of course.. ..you know when I was being linked to and was looking at alot of older profiles and blogs and all of that variety of things...and yanno....if you have been here any length of time and then actually take a minute of your day to go "omg remember when & with who..." you come up with quite a laundry list of people. It's funny how this places changes over time. It's funny how the people have changed over time, in both name and at

Pic Ratings
You know i like getting votes on my pics and i could care less if it's a 1 or a 10 but what annoys the shit outta me is how can you vote pics of someone's kids a freaking 1? i mean come on now don't you have anything better to do? Maybe that's just me but i dunno this is my blog so i can rant and rave all i want haha

Pic Ratings
i recently recieved a pic rating of 1 on one of my pics, the pic happens 2 be one that hits close 2 my heart. the pic is one that is my heritage not hate with the confederate battle flag. in my opinion if u feel that u hate it that much than u truely dont understand the true meaning of the flag, or u are racist or a kkk member, sorry 4 the strong statment but i cant help it. 2 many people are not educated enough 2 realize that slvery was a minor issue of the civil war that they believe that the flag is a hate symbol, and that just kills me. being from the south and being very proud of it, this 2 me is an outrage. the battle flag was used in the same way that union soldiers used the american flag(which i am also proud 2 say i am glad i am an american, please support OUR troops) it was just a symbol of a belief and a way of life that they believed in(remember that the majority of the soldiers of the south were poor farmers that couldnt care less if there were slaves or not). so if u can

Pic Request Ideas
Im wondering what kind of pictures I should take for when I am able to get more pics here at CT. I won't do any nude, or semi-nude....lingerie is the farthest I will go. So don't even suggest it...sorry! Anyone have any ideas??

Pic Ratings
Why doesnt it say who rates your pics below a ten.For the last couple of nights I've been getting alot of pic ratings of 5 and below.I mean it is ok if people want to do this but i would like to return the favor.You know the do on to others as you would like them to do to you.That is all I'm bitching about I want to return the favor to them coward pieces of shit.And when I find out who is doing it I will do it back and give you a comment letting you know I did it.

Pic Ratings
Hello my CT friends & family just thought i would post another rant on pic ratings...well i am so bloody sick & tired of rating ppl a 10 no matter if i know them or not & getting a shity 1 or 9 on my pics by ppl who dont know me what the fuck is going on & also rating my good mate Angels R Reals picslow as well what gives these bitches the bloody right to rate my or anyone of my family & friends here lower than a 10. Please bitches get out of my face & if you camnt rate properly dont rate pics at all. another rant by Me. Haters please dont rate

Pic Rating
First off, points are meaningless to me. But I am so intrigued with what's really happening behind pic rating. From my point of view people aren't rating me...they're rating themselves. I wish love and health to everyone I come into contact with, so I always rate a 10 regardless, because it benefits them. But if i would rate someone a 3. I would just be rating myself a 3, because I would be judging them as if I were better than them. I'm not. We create our own magick. And what we send out will return to us. So I think it's not a point thing...it's a spiritual thing.

Pic Rating, And Probably Worth Blogging, Though I Think This Is Fairly Eric Specific.
Have noticed something when I've rated some images: their average has not changed (I will rate an image a 10 and the 10 (2) will not go up to a 10 (3) after I refresh the page, but will stay at 10 (2) for instance; not always, but some of the time. If it was 9 (3), for instance - a total of 27 points over 3 rates- it sometimes stays at 9 (3) rather than going up to 9.2 (4) (37 points over 4 rates).) And- apparently for those images whose averages/number of rates weren't affected by my rating - if I come back in a day or two, I find the image wasn't rated at all by me (they got the points, if it wasn't NSFW or ripped, but the bar is clear, as though I hadn't rated it...) and I have an opportunity to re-rate it. If I'm not out of rates for the day, anyway... but it's odd. (Edited that in a (partially) successful attempt to get rid of a duplicate post. Weird...

Pic Rates
In my first blog id like to send this out to the countless fuckwits out there who after i rate them anything but a ten, start throwing fits and start telling me im a asshole, and im bringing cherytap down, yes becuase i did'nt vote the shritless pic of you in where i get to see how fat and hairy you are(men) the world will explode, im sorry if i dont share your You jack me off and ill jack you off mentality. There is a rating scale there for a reason 1-10, so fucking deal with it when i give you a 5, you want 10's all the time i have 3 options for you; 1: Email cherrytap and tell them to redo the rating system to only have 10 and 1. 2:dont upload your pic or 3: try taking apic that does'nt make you look like an overweight pedophile. Thats all for now have a lovely fucking day.

9-11 Pic Rating (how I Do It)
Don't get mad at me because I didn't rate the pic a 10. I'm not against 9-11 or anything, but I rate for quality and content. I'm not going to be overly fond of "god" references because I am not christian, and god is not a name. If the pic is small, I'm not going to rate it as high because I can't see it very well. I HAVE rated some 10's on here, because they were big enough I could see them clearly and they were well done. I just think it's really silly to get mad at me and even block me, for not getting a 10. Geez. Get over my ratings, people. :P I'm not the least bit patriotic, but I'm not against people who are.

Pic Ratings Update, Everyone Needs To Just Chill Out, Quit Complaining, They Are Working On It :)
Taken from this blog http://fubar.com/blog/129660/549824 ... BOUNCERS AND ADMIN KNOW YOU CAN NOT RATE.. YOU ALSO SHOULD NOT UPLOAD OR CHANGE ANYTHING WITH YOUR PICS. THE REASON I SAY THIS IS YOU MAY LOSE THEM, NOT FOR GOOD BUT TILL THIS IS ALL FIXED!! THEY ARE UNSURE HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE. THEY ARE DOING A PICTURE DATA BASE REBOOT! PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS SO THAT THEY WILL CUT THE BOUNCERS A LITTLE SLACK!!!!!!!!!!

Pic Rates
Ok people, listen up, this is frustrating and a pet peve of meve of mine, not to be mean or anything, I am tired of people just rating a couple of pics of mine or just one, if you do not wanna rate them, don't rate them at all, come on, I help people rate there pics, I don't get the favor back, it pisses me off, so if you don't rate my pics at all, then delete me, enough said. I am sick and tired of people only rating my pics only 2-4 of them, its really irritating, if you are gonna rate some, then don't rate me at all. If you do not like what I say block me then, its really pissing me off so knock it off please.

Pic Ratings
When the system was down earlier for maintenance all the ratings were wiped out as well so if you all want fast points once again...go thru your family/friends list during HH and re-rate all pics again!!! :) Happy leveling!

Pic Rate
the point of rate pics is for the people in the pics not the people in the bar to say things because of the persons sex rate that is rateing the pic. you should always rate people a ten because that gives them a good filling about there pic and self image. dont be an ass hole be good and good things will come to you in life. if you want to rate the pics of the same sex do it dont think about what people will say about you rating the pic they just do that they are from here true self and true fillings. so stay true to your self not to what every body around you thinks about the matter because all that matter is what you fill about your self. if you live your life for the people around you your not really living life, live life for your self the way you want. thanks steven09

Pic Ratings
If you come to my page and rate my pics, do not expect me to return it. Sometimes I lack the time. Sometimes I simply do not care. Its awfully nice of you, but its nothing I asked you to do. Do not message me saying, why don't you rate my pics, I will get annoyed and ignore you.

Pic Ratings
I posted a mum about rating pics.**Not lookin for 10 ratings, mind you!** But thanx to those that have, did, and will :) I just found it interesting that while I created this mum, my display pic, which happens to be a drawing and not one of mine, was rated below a 10. Not once, but twice! LMAO I just thought that was funny as hell! Very ironic at best! At least peeps are being active!! LMAO Keep it real, love it!! ~Peace~

Pic Rate Contest Just 1 Rate, Please
F@llenAng3l is in a Fubucks Giveaway. She needs 1 rate from everyone! For every 100 Rates she will receive 50,000 Fubucks! Please take the time to click on the pic and rate her! If You can not get into the pic, Please FAR the Owner below~PebblesinAZ~

Pic Ripping
I totally understand getting upset if a person used your personal pic for what ever reason, but come on now, a lot of you people are telling everyone not to rip your pics when it's all a bunch of crap you found on glittergraphics and sparkletags. I myself don't care. I am right now recovering from deleting my own account and have not posted a lot of pics yet, but when I upload a pic, I probably found it online or made it, in iether case I want to share, so if it's in my pics, rip it ... unless it's a pic of me or my son.

Pic Requests
okay peeps for the first time ever im takin pics request what do yall what more of A.Default Pics B.Teaser Pics C.Private Pics type the letter of what u wanna see whatever the most popular thats the pics ill take.

Pic Rate!
Hey everyone my best friend needs help, She is in a rates contest, can you please rate her? It only takes 20 seconds :) Doesn't have to be an 11, 10s are fine. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, here is the link!!! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1447976&albumid=1034591&i=2463511835&idx=16

Pic Rates
why is it if you honestly rate someones picture and they don't like the number they rate your photo a 4 or 5 out of spite. people everyone isn't a ten, in fact there are very few tens (if any) an 8 is a high rating. I am all for half glass half full kind of attitudes but reality should be your barometer.

Pic Rate Contest
Everyone please go by and rate this one pic...if you go by and rate it and leave a comment...rated or whatever....I will pay 20K fu-bux to everyone who rates that pic until i run out of fu-bux. 20K FOR ONE PIC RATE....YES YOU READ IT RIGHT!!!! Click this pic below to rate...

Pic Rating.
Putting fun in The Picture Rating.. This is for my Family only..!!!! 1 rockstar and 1 boomy to be given away each month!!!! Ok fam,this is how it will work.Any family member tht rates the most pictures a month will be blinged a Rock star.To keep track of who has rated. Post comments and Date. I will be checking every day on the progress. If your not commenting and dating I will not know who has done the rating.so to ensure you get whats do to you make sure you Date And Comment.!!!! The second person with the most picture rates will receive a Boomy. Blings will be given out on the 3rd of every Month,to the one that have done the most.Remember it will be only 1 rockstar and 1 boomy given out a month. This should make picture rating fun. And if for some reason that I see that this isnt going well I will dis

#3 Picrrating Contest For Family
The new Pic Rating Contest...Frist of all Thanks to the Winners of the last contest..Elvis 1st prize winner Lady in Red second Prize winner and Princess lea third ..Now to kick it up a lil more.this should be fun an get the blood pumping lol...Frist prize for the #3 contest is 1st prize will be a Happy Hour with a Boomy but you must rate all pics..even if you have to use tens..This must be done all Month.. Now to the second prize..Second prize will be a Rockstar an a Limited Edition Bling but you must rate pics all Month Even if you have to use tens..Third prize will be a Boomy and Bling of my Choice.Same rules apply..Must pic rate all Month if You have to use Tens...Make sure you comment and leave the amount of pics you have rated on each folder...All prizes will be Awarded on December 3 2013..

Pics
ok here is the deal with all the TLC pics. they are my all time fav group i have all the cd's and i listen to them all the time.they have made a big effect on my life their songs actually have meaning. i mean they talk about real life situations and dont make it harsh and crude. so this is the reason behind all the TLC pics.

Pics
So I know I have very few photos. It's hard for me to take pictures of myself because, of course, I am my own biggest and worst critic. I think if anyone wants more pictures on my page, they should offer to take some of me! ha ha, if only.

Pics!!
Hey guys! I finally got some freee time and posted a lot of pics today!! Check them out when you get a chance. For those of you who are in my family (and you know who you are!) there are a lot of pics for you!! And please, don't ask to be in my family if I don't even know you!!! family is for those special people that I'm close to. Ladies, I'd really love to hear back from you!!!! Kisses

Pics
*yawn* ok ya so im so tired of people i dont even know let alone i dont even know there fucking name asking to see my pics well HELLO if i dont even know you and u cant even talk to me either on here leave comments or anything why the fuck should i give u the time of day eh mother fuckers?! i think there is like maybe 3 people on my whole list that knows what i look like because either they are my blood realtion family or some one that acutally gives a shit and talks or carrys on some kind of a convo....so sorry to the people that keep askin just to see what i look like theres the remove button if ya dont like it im tired of people judgeing people based on looks and what not if that was the case hell humans would have died out a long time ago so grow up people and stop begging im tired of it! *H*

Pics
anyone else sit there,lookin at the pics of others and start to get turned on by people who you think you wouldnt ? ive had this alot lately,its not a bad thing its natural but they arent all what i would call my type

Pics!!
I want to invite all my new and old friends to come and view(and hopefully rate)my new pics.I try to get to all of your pages and i never seem to have enough time but i will get to them I PROMISE!!! Thank You Very Much, Tim

Pics
please if you post something to your pictures make sure people can see it or read it 1 x 1 thumbnails are hard on the eyes and not easy to read if you want it rated at least make sure someone can see it== an yeah I know its pretty ballsie for someone who doesn't post pics to rant

Pics
If anyone here wants there pic done with a background let me know and I can get one done for you. Just let me know what you want and what pic you want to use. Me and my husband also do Morphing. Psykobich & Beno0420 Please tell your friends!!!!

Pics. To Make U Smile!!!!
(repost of original by '~~Lilly~~DJ_Rebels Wifey~~' on '2006-10-21 21:53:27') (repost of original by 'allamas69' on '2006-10-21 21:56:45') (repost of original by 'Lez Bunny' on '2006-10-21 21:57:29') (repost of original by 'DevilGirl~Family Member ~Stoner Chapter~subherbansmokers TOY~' on '2006-10-21 21:59:38') (repost of original by 'Skippy*143*SWAT*' on '2006-10-21 23:52:49')

Pics
oh here is my rant for the day i have closed my nude pics just to see how many of my others pics get rated and commented on for the fact is that i have noticed that they don't except maybe 1 comment here or 1 comment there i have deleted so many pics because no one seems to be commentting on what is actully cute or pretty if tits and ass is what you guys are looking for then you came to the wrong place because i'm not going to show any more sorry people but i feel like i'm being used and not i'm not saying that the attention is great but there is more to me then just big boobs and and a pussy and all that i hope that maybe u will see that in the coming future so until then i'm not putting up any more nudes and i'm not opening the nudes up i hope i still have friends after this thank you

Pics
Hey there! I just wanted to say sorry I haven't posted any new pics in awhile. I work nights and I'm having trouble scheduling time to get them taken. I would also like to say sorry to those of you that I normally chat with. I've been pretty busy lately. I'm hoping to catch up with everyone soon. Hugs and Kisses! Illuminaughty

Pics Vs. Friends Vs. Self Esteem!
Well my first blog on the LC... gotta say at first i hated the site... but i am addicted now. So Props to the LC fot having an awesome site! Now on to my real blog... whats with some of you women on here...??? I know this is a more adult oriented site than Myspace... but ya really dont have to post porn pics to attract friends... Now i AM a man... and that being said i do like the occasional porn... but i just hope all the wonderful women out there on this site dont think they Have to post this stuff to meet people!!! It is your call... but everyone i have met on here is a geniunely cool person and i would talk to them regardless of what pics they had... So that being said... remember Ladies... If ya wanna post adult pics thats cool... but do it cause ya wanna and are into it... not as a way to get friends!!! Hope y'all still love me! LOL! later!

Pics
hey everyone just wanted to let u all know to come and check out my pictures and rate them if u want. i know alot of u have already did and thats great but for the ones that have not, come and check them out please.

Pics
well i posted new pics in my gallery and made a bulletin about it and well waitin on peeps to show a lil love.....wld do it for u *wink* if not thats cool to at least i got u peeps to talk to.....have a good one my friends. thank you to all those who have showed me some love...u know who u r.

Pics By Request
Ok peeps I got a new cherry level so it enabled me to add 10 more pics by REQUEST..The more I up my levels the more I can keep the o0o so0o nice pics CUMMIN..HAHA..and they only get better from here So help me along peeps.Winkz Ok so I have added 10 more pictures and a few stash pics..Leave a comment or 2 lemme know how you like em... AND IF YOU WANT MORE....You know what you gotta do.. ~Er0TiCa~

Pics From Work.
we were waiting to see if the tree was gonna catch or not. but i think its is a cool pic! this is me an one of the guys on the crew! man it was hot standing there lol Hot!! view of the moon first thing in the morning before leaving for work!

Picssssssssssssssss
hello to all does anyone have any pics that they would like for me to edit and play around with. You can see some of my work on my pic (my work)profile. Just wanted something to do, so please reply back if you want me to play with your pics. thanks horny the clown

Pics
So, I posted some private pics and I've gotten some flattering comments on them. It makes me feel really good about myself, but at the same time I feel a little erked knowing that these people I barely know are looking at me naked. haha. Weird I know, but just a feeling. Anyway, I want to post more pics but I'll wait til later to do that. Til next time boys and girls.

Pics
Why is it harder for a guy to get comments on pics on here. I figure girls like looking at us as much as we like looking at them, so it shouldn't be so different, but it is, why? I just wanna know what people think of my pics.

Pics...
If went ahead and got rid of all my Iraq photos with the exception of a couple. While i am Vet and i know a part of me will always be army and Cav to the fullest. Thats just not something i am anymore. I am me a civilian who has seen more that alot of others but still a civilian none the less. Im going to start living my life now. Lee's Life. No longer Spc.Coburns Life

Pics
I talked to stang, and if you have the adult content box checked in folder options that is why an entire folder is nsfw. I dont know about default cuz you dont have options on that i think a bouncer needs to undo those, any way once u uncheck the box you can unmark the pics in a folder that arent nsfw. Have a great night

Pics
when i click on my profile pic, only my default picture comes up. how do i add more pictures so that when i click on my profile pic, my others pics come up? right now i have my pics in a separate album...and i don't even konw where to find it on my page ughhhh

Pics (or Lack Thereof)
Once I find my freakin digi cam I can post some more! BUT until then....the one I have up is all I have (that is any good!). Patience, grasshoppers.... EDIT: Ok I found my camera. Now I just need to get some sleep so I don't look like shit!

Pics From Iraq, Graphic!!! You've Been Warned
http://www.sportsshooter.com/members.html?id=1888 on the front page the man being taken out of the helo is my hubby. on the right hand side pictures 1 & 9 are also of him, & pics 3 & 10 are of my hubby's friend SGT Price. they are graphic pictures & not for the weak of heart. The guys were hit by an IED blast June 22 2006.

Pics
alright guys and girls...since ive gotten quite a few messages about my "family album", im going to open it up to friends too. it will only be open for a few hours tomorrow, so look out for it! its like a contest or something! =P good luck!

Pics
can someone tell me why in the hell does someone have only face shots in their pics? i know that i only have a few body shots, but i have to take them myself....but it aint all that hard to take a pretty decent full body shot of yourself...or how about the profiles of the people that have one pic from a web cam but act like they cant take anymore? u took the first one right? that means that u do have the equipment to take some more....not everyone looks the same as they did 6 months to a year ago....or when someone uses a pic from when they were in high school but they are now like in their late 20's or early 30's...do u think that we all think that u look like that still? cuz i know i dont...id love to put up one of my senior pics and have the guys go crazy over them....but i would never want to fool anyone with what they think i look like...i just dont see the point in not being able to post pics up....maybe i just love myself so much that i have to do it all the time..maybe i dont w

Pics.....
Just so everyone knows, my photo's will be set to private from now on. Someone has stolen one of my photographs and created an ID, using my picture. They removed the photo, but the account still exists at this time. Sorry that I can not share my pictures with all of you anymore, but there are some on here who continue to be childish.

Pics
OK I PLAY IN A POOL LEAGUE AND I PLAY OUT OF A BAR CALLED THE GUYS AND DOLLS WE HAVE 2 TEAMS ONE IS CALLED THE GUYS THE OTHER IS CALLED THE DOLLS WELL WE HAD TO PLAY THE DOLLS LAST NITE SO IM LOADING PICS THAT WAS TAKIN ENJOY

Pics
in the intrest of saving space on my friends list am am going to delete any one who does not have a pic posted. you don't even have to have a real pic of you just something beside that stupid and annoying stick head thing

Pics Of Me
OK, I decided to put this up due to the amount of times I get asked for pics each day. I do not post pics of me on the net and do not give them out to anyone I do not already personally know. PERIOD! I have a stalker. She, along with her friends and boyfriends, their friends and boyfriends, etc. have been making my life Hell for the past 4 years now. I do not want to make it any easier for them to find me online. I am in a serious relationship with an amazing man who I am VERY deeply in love with. I am NOT here to hook up or to become romantically involved with anyone here. I set up this profile to have some fun in my spare time chatting with some of the really great people who are on here, and maybe get a little more traffic over to my internet store in the process. I am interested in online friendships ONLY. You do not need a picture of me in order to talk to me. And if you aboslutely MUST have one in order to be my friend, than just delete me because you are too superfici

Pics
Sorry guys that I havent posted new pics my comp has been havin some issues on posting pics on here.It keeps locking up and I have no idea why.I do have pics on myspace if anyone would like to see them.....www.myspace.com/catintgirl.My comp will let me post pics there but not here and it is pissing me off to no end.

Pics Of Me
I appreciate the requests for more pics of me. unfortunately I have very few pics of me that will get past the morality board on most sites unless it is restricted to adults only. Since I am so new to this site I do not know if I can post them or where or how. Any help would be nice or I can e-mail more of my picturs to you. They are non-pornographic but definitely for over 18. Kisses Joanie

Pics
nONE HERE YET, BUT i HAVENT BEEN ON SINCE OCTOBER so a lot has changed.. If U want more, Illl upload more as soon as I can. Lot going wrong for me.. But i will give naked tits to whomever offers me a CHERRY BLAST. SEND EMAILS TOO IF YA LIKE. lET ME KNOW if U INTERESTED!

Pics
in case anyone is wondering why I put teddybear pics as "my sidekick", well this is the reason. Back in 1998 I was going through some times which werent so good, so I was met someone back then who I thought was nice and she and I grew close. She sent me a teddybear and a savage garden cd. well she left me because she was going into drugs and other problems. So I dont associate the bear to her, but as a 'sanity' bear for myself and my life.

Pic Stealer Vol.2!
just so everyone one is aware this is my 2nd blog about pic stealing, last night i saw one of our friends pics stolen and a fake profile was created, today someone started a fake profile name "i suck dick" with one of my pics as the default pic. thanks to lost who reported it to me! i think all cherries should watch eachothers backs! thanks guys i love you! mauh!xoxo!

Pics
if u dont like my dirty pics then dont look at them, lol. every girl has tits and a pussy, who cares, they are just pics,all the same,just different color and sizes, geez people its just parts so what if they are private, they are mine not urs,later

Pics
JUST THOUGHT OUT OF MY 5 HUNDRED AND SOMETHING FRIENDS THAT ONLY TWO RATED THEM. PLEASE FRIENDS AND FANS HELP ME OUT. I WILL DO THE SAME FOR YOU AND HAVE DONE ALOT FOR MANY OF MY FRIENDS. THAT IS WHY WE ARE FRIENDS, I HOPE SO ,THANK YOU , MUCH PEACE N LOVE TO ALL EVEN IF YA DON'T RATE THEM:)

Pics And Marking
Thought I'd share with ya'll that someone decided to rate my background pic as nsfw. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=188336&albumid=0&i=2571868109 Pretty lousy, I thought. And I've got to say that the only pic on this site I've ever rated as nsfw was of a girl fucking a horse. I'm as open-minded as anybody, but geez lady. How about a warning next time? Anyway. I know that some of the more catty girls do this to each other frequently, but this is my first experience with it. Sucks, really. Grrrrrr. Collin

Pics
Just added some new pictures take a look and see what you think .. As soon as weather gets warmed will have some wild life pic on here got a really nice camera for christmas ...a[ REBEL EOS XTI] WITH ALL THE WORKS TO GO WITH IT ..TAKES GREAT PICS Thanks to all in advance who rate my page and pics....loves for now