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Top 15 Pick Up Lines Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Look at the tag on their shirt and say, "Just as I thought, made in heaven." Do you have a map,? I just got lost in your eyes. Can I have a band-aid? I scraped my knees when I fell for you. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want! I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you? Does my tongue taste funny? Excuse me, are your intials M&M? Cause you look so good I bet you'd melt in my mouth. The word of the day is legs. Let's go to my place and spread the word! I hear kissing is the language of love. Dare to indulge in a little conversation? Your name MUST be Campbell's... 'cause you are mmm mmm good! Your body's name must be VISA, because you are everywhere I want to be. If you were a hamburger at McDonald's, you'd be a McGorgeous. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock.
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