dont lie everyone likes a good "pick up" line, even if its only for a good laugh, so ive decided to post some pickup lines i made up or heard, if you have any pick up lines you would like to be added id love to see what kind of things people can come up with, the cheesier the better:
You're so beautiful you should be in a painting.
You're so beautiful you should be a sculpture....
and I just happen to be an artist.
You know why it rains? Because you're so beautiful it makes the sky jelous enough to cry.
You know why there are earthquakes? Because you're so sexy just walking on the surface makes the planet shiver.
Excuse me miss, but you are absolutely gorgeous, are you by ay chance single?
How you doing? (Joey from friends, sorry I like Joey.)
You know if you gained 190 lbs. I'd be all over you. Coincedently I just happen to weigh 190 lbs.
You know you are about 6 ft. from perfection, but it just so happens I"m 6 ft. tall so as long as you include me you'll be flawless.
Hey nice shoes, want to fuck?
