aspiringwriter's blog: "about me"

i believe mankind was a ploy to create an earthbound angel born in gods image, an angel in the form of you

thanks to you i can see why lucifer thought the humans were precious enough to get jealous over

when god made me he made a copy to put on his mantle, when god made you he made a copy to put in his bed

roses are red and so are my cheeks cause when you smile at me i blush and get weak

violets are blue and because of you im fully aroused so my balls are too

you think this is sweet? this is just a sliver off the sugar cane, let me know when your ready for a mouthful

in this society marriage is like a fulltime job... you still got to have something on the side to get fullfilled

"i have 3 inches of hard dick for you" ( far east coast from "How High")

 lets play navy you be the submarine.... dive deep, get wet, sink a sub and ill fill you with the seamen to get the job done

If she doesnt have a past, she is too young for me. If there is nothing wrong with her then she is not right for me. If her life is perfect then she doesnt need me. Quite simply put everyone comes with baggage of some sort and if they dont have any then they arent ready to move into my life. I only post this because I know there are women out there that feel they don't deserve to be happy because they have made mistakes or have complicated lives and dont think its right to push their problems onto someone else. Well let me correct that way of thinking. We men are fully aware that the chip on your shoulder or the suitcase you carry is heavy, yeah there are some people out there that are not willing to carry that burden for you but I would not not label these people as friends, family or even men. A real man knows how to open doors for a lady and I dont just mean a car door. I mean the metaphorical door to oppurtunity, the oppurtunity to get more out of life. I personally appreciate a woman that has experienced life and everything it has to offer. With experience comes intelligance and maturity. There is beauty in flaws, so if you have problems I say bring it. If your life is perfect then you lead a truly sad and unexperienced life.

If there is ever a person I know I can call to bail me out in time of trouble it's one man. He has sacrificed his youth, his career, his life for me. He gave me life, gave me support, and when necessary gave me the disclipline I needed to become an honorable and responsible man. He never abondoned me or made me feel unworthy. He supported me in all that I wanted to do and pushed me in all that I needed to do. He offered guidance, knowledge, strength, and understanding. He acted accordingly when I needed to be rewarded and spoiled me when he felt the need. He was selfless and protective but firm and strict. He may not have always been there physically but he was always there whenI needed him. He gave me the tools I needed to survive and grow and offered the direction I needed to keep me on track. Because of him I never went hungry, he always provided a roof and all basic necessities. He never made me want for anything and taught me to appreciate what I had. He may not be a perfect person but with his flaws he reminds me that its ok to be human. He is my bestfriend, he is my savior, he is my role model and my idol, is my protector and teacher, he is my hero and he is my villain, he is my rival and my worst enemy. He is everything to me and I am everything he is. He is my father, and i couldnt ask for a better one. I am thankful to you for everything you have done. Happy fathers day.

whats with you women? you cry, bitch and complain about guys being assholes or jerks. but every nice guy you meet you walk all over. then when your done wiping your feet you toss him aside, you always say where are the nice guys at? is that a rhetorical question, cause we know its really the bad guys that get the women, or are you just curious because you want to hurt someone the way you got stepped on? ive been a nice guy all my life, i always try to respect women, ive always tried to be considerate and understanding. yet i was 23 before i was able to get laid for the fist time and that was when i finally started talking to a girl like she didnt matter. weird huh, the only way i get attention is to be an ass. i found that sexual experience rather dry and unfullfilling.not to mention i didnt like what i had to do to get laid, hell i cant even remember her name. so i went back to being the nice guy. it was 2 years later when i finally got another girlfriend, a 2 year drought. but then i met someone that i really liked, but quickly she changed. she started taking me for granted and making me feel like i didnt mean anything, so she tossed me aside. again the nice guy finishes last. that puts me to now, im 26 i just recently met a girl who i quickly developed feelings for but not until after we both committed to the relationship. yeah it happened fast but it felt right and we were able to talk for days upon days non stop. i thought i had finally met a good woman, thought. she spent alot of time telling me about her bad relationship with a guy that treated her like she was worthless, so i made every attempt to show her differantly. about the time i made her feel like she was worth something things changed, she got distant, unresponsive, and just uncaring. in the end she dropped me for no reason. i have been told im an attractive person, granted beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and im constantly being told im sweet. so why is it i have so much trouble getting women, if all you want is a nice guy, then why am i overlooked. well i give up, i dont have the heart for it anymore.  ive been stepped on all my life by friends family and women and oddly enough the only one of those that matters is women. so thats it you want to know where the nice guy is, try looking on the bottom of your shoes, just where you left him. only this nice guy.... is dead

Every year one day is dedicated to that one person that fills our lives with love, comfort, protection and guidance. She is the person we turn to for cover from the struggles of everyday life, she has the ability to soothe our aches and pains with a gentle touch and kiss, and she has the ability to drown our fears with her simple words. In our final moments even the stongest men will call out for her. Her love is unconditional, she is all forgiving, she is exceptional. Heres to all you that are mothers, will be mothers, want to be mothers, have mothers, or are just plain motherly. You create life, you extend life, and you give life. I love and respect you all. On behalf of all who are and have ever been children, thank you. If it wasnt for you women us men would just have..... one more rib. (MMMMMMMM ribs)