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Santana/rob Thomas: Amazing!
Santana/soul Sacrifice (woodstock-1969)
Santana/samba Pa Ti
Santana/black Magic Woman
Santana/clapton -jingo
Santana - Why Don't You And I
Since the moment I spotted you Like walking 'round with little wings on my shoes My stomach's filled with the butterflies And it's alright Bouncing round from cloud to cloud I got the feelin' like I'm never gonna come down If I said I didn't like it then you know I'd lied Every time I try to talk to you I get tongue-tied Turns out, everything I say to you Comes out wrong and never comes out right So I'll say why don't you and I get together an' take on the world, be together forever Heads we will and tails we'll try again So I say why don't you and I hold each other, fly to the moon and straight on to heaven Cause without you they're never gonna let me in When's this fever gonna break ? I think I've handled more than any man can take I'm like a love-sick puppy chasing you around And it's alright Bouncin' round from cloud to cloud I got the feeling like I'm never gonna come down If I said I didn't like it then you know I'd lied Every time I try to talk to
Santana - Maria Maria [thewraith]
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Santana - Maria Maria [thewraith]
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Santa Esmeralda - Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
Santa Fe Chicken Enchiladas
Santa Fe Chicken Enchiladas E-mail recipe Print recipe To save this recipe, register now! Quick Info: Servings Contains Dairy Good for Leftovers Heart-Healthy Diabetes-Friendly Nutritional Info (Per serving): Calories: 239, Saturated Fat: 2g, Sodium: 460mg, Dietary Fiber: 7.5g, Total Fat: 4.5g, Carbs: 32.5g, Cholesterol: 31mg, Protein: 15.5g Carb Choices: 1.5 Recipe Source: Prep Time: 10 mins Cook Time: 20 mins Total Time: 30 mins Ingredients 1 cup(s) chicken, breast (cooked), frozen diced, thawed 3 tablespoon cilantro, fresh, chopped, divided 1/4 teaspoon pepper, black ground 15 ounce(s) chili sauce, chunky style tomato 2 tablespoon water 4 whole tortilla(s), corn, 6-inch 15 ounce(s) beans, black, 15-ounce canned, rinsed drained and divided 1 1/3 ounce(s) cheese, Monterey Jack, shredded, 1/3 cup divided cooking spray 1/4 cup(s) sour cream, light or fat-free Preparation 1. Combine chicken, 2 tablespoons cilantro, and pepper in a small b
Santa Esmeralda - Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
Santa Esmeralda with Leroy Gomez!
Santana
Santana Ft Chad Kroeger - Into The Night
Into the night - Carlos Santana ft. Chad Kroeger
Santa's Helper
(New Years Eve) After Jack had left the humble cottage deep in the hills, Jack felt something real and fulfilling. Not just any old feeling, but one which gave him a certain feeling and more reason to keep on existing. "Damn that lady could cook a mean dish." Jack said. "Wow, and the way she gave me such pleasure in bed." Sighing. Once Jack had reached the old estate just outside the small town. Every woman he saw, encounters, which gave him a thrill and a most pleasurable erection as though Jack seen in each of their eyes and smile that glitter and gleam that erases every other woman he made-love to. Reminding him of Jill so much that he became obsessed with the thought of seducing her and making-love again on the living room floor. Every time Jack would think of this blonde lady he would shake all over and foam at the mouth. Visions of impurity would also cast a spell, form a swelling beyond imaginable inside the worn-out blue jeans he wore to his sister's nogleration party
Santa's Lil' Helper
Twas' a cold wintry night in the mountains of Montana, where Jack's car had stalled near an iced over river. Nobody in sight to aid him in jump-starting his '98-ford escort that simply couldn't take the winding curves and high altitude of the icy roads and punishing winds. Jack was on his way to his sister's wedding when the car had died, exhausted itself out. Then stepping out onto the slippery back road to flag down the vehicle coming directly toward him. Jack was twenty-five and never married due to the many divorce's his mother went through. "Damn, I hate when this happens!" He scolds. Kicking the right front tire when he sees vaguely through the nights blinding snow of two headlights. "Come on, please stop," Jack cries, waving his hands frantically in the middle of the snow covered road. Suddenly the car slows down and skids nearly off the covered path to avoid striking the young man dressed in tight jeans and bright colored sweater. Even after a short period of time flag
Santa By Another Name
A Santa By Any Other Name Santa Claus Corbis 18th-century America's Santa Claus was not the only St. Nicholas-inspired gift-giver to make an appearance at Christmastime. Similar figures were popular all over the world. Christkind or Kris Kringle was believed to deliver presents to well-behaved Swiss and German children. Meaning "Christ child," Christkind is an angel-like figure often accompanied by St. Nicholas on his holiday missions. In Scandinavia, a jolly elf named Jultomten was thought to deliver gifts in a sleigh drawn by goats. English legend explains that Father Christmas visits each home on Christmas Eve to fill children's stockings with holiday treats. Pere Noel is responsible for filling the shoes of French children. In Russia, it is believed that an elderly woman named Babouschka purposely gave the wise men wrong directions to Bethlehem so that they couldn't find Jesus. Later, she felt remorseful, but could not find the men to undo the damage. To this day, on January
Santa Claus, St. Nicolas, Or Handsome Fellow, A Native American Santa
Santa Claus, St. Nicolas, or Handsome Fellow, a Native American Santa The American version of St. Nicholas, or Santa Claus originally came from the Dutch version called Sinter Klaas. This tradition was brought with the Dutch people who settled Amsterdam, New York. Our modern day version of how Santa Claus should look comes from the Christmas poem A Visit From St. Nicholas by Clement C. Moore. Written for his children in 1823, the family poem was later published for the general public and included what became the now famous picture of Santa Claus by Thomas Nast. Countless legends are told about the Patron Saint of Giving known as St. Nicholas. He has been the patron saint of Russia, Moscow, Greece, children, sailors, prisoners, bakers, pawnbrokers, shopkeepers and wolves. His gift-giving role in Christmas rites probably comes from his fame as the friend of children. This Christma legend tells us that he also used to give anonymous donations of gold coins to persons in need. H
Santa Is A Man.
How do we know santa is a man? cuz he shows up late, eats your cookie, emptys his sac, cums only once, and calls you a ho....lmao
Santa's Little Helpers Auction Preview
Santa's Little Helpers Auction™ Coming on December 14th, the next hottest auction on the fu! Details to come! So keep an eye out for the next Blog! Here is a Preview of the Tag BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Your Ultimate Desire™ Captain for Fu L
Santa
Santa does not have any children because he only cums once a year and it is down the chimney!
Santa's Naughty List Train
Just when you thought you were safe! Santa's Naughty List hit the FU! To join this train and find out why he has a Naughty List please rate my Christmas Folder and leave a comment on the last pic. Click on this picture it will take you to the folder! Now Rate/Fan/Add everyone that's already on the train. If you are already friends with someone check to see if you can re-rate them and send them a comment asking "What does Santa say about you?" or something relating to the train. When new people join the train,please DO NOT just accept the friend request-Rate/fan/comment back. No cheating,or you will be removed from the train! Private message me when you have finished to be added to the train. Please include a pic link for your Tag,or I shall have to choose one myself! Your Hostess 1.♥TexasAngel♥~Rating Revolution Recruiter~♥Fu Angel♥ Who else is on Santa's Naughty List? 2.Michaela daydreams...alot...~Slave to OZ~member of the Br
Santa's Little Helpers Auction Enter!
Santa's Little Helpers Auction Auction will run from December 14th (2pm EST) to December 21st (7pm EST) **Stay Tuned for Contest Details** Now for "THE RULES & GUIDELINES" 1.Entry fee will only be $25k with starting bid $50k! 2.Will not take any more entries after December 13th. If there is a late entry...50k ENTRY FEE! 3.Please EMAIL ME the picture you want to use and your offers. Please include what you might not want and what you want! 4.NO DRAMA or you/person starting drama will be blocked from future auctions and all your bids are null/void! 5.Please limit commenting to bids only! 6.You have the right to refuse any bids, but email me first! 7.If top bidder does not pay within 48hrs you may take 2nd highest bidder! 8.******I am in no way responsible for people not pa
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Santa and His Cookies
Santa Venomous....
Santa Joke...
How do we know that Santas a man ? Cuz he shows up late, Eats ur cookies, Empties his sac, Cum'z only once, Calls u a hoe and leaves....
Santa Claus' Story
Santa's Naughty Or Nice Auction
Santa's Naughty or Nice Auction Auction will open on December 21st and will end on December 28th @ 10pm Central Time. Your pic can be a SFW/NSFW and all starting bids will start out with 100,000 fubucks. Here is what the tags will look like. Here Are The Auction Rules! 1. The entry fee will be 50k to enter 2. When sending in your NSFW pic please make sure you note that in the subject line so I know TY! 3. I will be promoting this heavily BUT self promotion is a must! 4. Absolutely NO drama or I will delete your auction. Lets have a BLAST with this! 5. I am not responsible for the highest bidder paying you 6. Please PM your entry's not threw the shout box! 7. Let's Have Fun and Happy Bidding! Fu-mail entry's to SinfulBrat
Santa's Watching :p
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Santa And Sara
great story! Santa and Sarah > > > > Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa At the Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin . The child climbed up on his lap,holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. > > "Your friend? Your sister?'" "Yes, Santa,' he replied. "My sister,Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. > > Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. > "She misses you," he added softly. > > Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. > When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off his lap, and started to say something to Santa, but halted. > > > "What is it?" Santa asked warmly. > > > "Well, I know it's really too much to ask you
Santas Tired &
Twas the night before Christmas - old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list, Miserable brats, ungrateful jerks, Ive a good mind to scrap the whole damn works. I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear? My old lady bitches cos I work late at night, The elves want more money and the reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed up the maids, Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things might get better, Those assholes from ATO sent me a letter. They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny; Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus money? And the children these days - they all are the pits Ask the impossible, the mean little shits. Spent a whole year makin wagons and sleds, Assembling their dolls - arms, legs and heads. Made lots of yo yos, but no-one wants them, Just computers and robots like I'm IBM? If you think all that's bad, just picture this: Try holding tho
Santana Just Freakin' Rocks!
Santana - Put Your Lights On [TheWraith] Thanks you Gypsy Heart...xoxoxox!
Santa Hotline
phone number for the Santa hotline 985-655-2500 omg it's too freakin funny!
Santa And The Soilder (repost)
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TENSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE NO STOCKINGS BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DDREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE,CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PUCTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THERSE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT. SOON ROUN
Santa And Sarah
Three years ago, a little boy and his grandmother came to see Santa at the Mayfair Mall in Wisconsin . The child climbed up on his lap, holding a picture of a little girl. "Who is this?" asked Santa, smiling. "Your friend? Your sister?'" "Yes, Santa,' he replied. "My sister, Sarah, who is very sick," he said sadly. Santa glanced over at the grandmother who was waiting nearby, and saw her dabbing her eyes with a tissue. "She wanted to come with me to see you, oh, so very much, Santa!" the child exclaimed. "She misses you," he added softly. Santa tried to be cheerful and encouraged a smile to the boy's face, asking him what he wanted Santa to bring him for Christmas. When they finished their visit, the Grandmother came over to help the child off his lap, and started to say something to Santa, but halted. "What is it?" Santa asked warmly. "Well, I know it's really too much to ask you, Santa, but.." the old woman began, shooing her grandson over to one
Santa's Reindeer
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. (while expecting!) - MERRY CHRISTMAS -
Santa's Little Helpers Auction Slideshow
Santa's Little Helpers Auction™ Auction will run from December 14th (2pm EST) to December 21st (7pm EST) Please Watch The SlideShow to See Our Naughty Helpers!
Santa's Little Helper Auction! Closed
Hi there I'm up for auction again! I'm in the Santa's Little Helper Auction and will run from December 14th (2pm EST) to December 21st (7pm EST) Here is the link to my auction pic! Here is what I'm Offering! Top Friends and Top Family All pics rated during HH Keep winner sh*tfaced 1 Big Pimpin' gift per week (my choice!) "Owned By" or "Stalked By" tag in name (winner's choice!) Profile link added to my page If winning bid is over $25 (including Auto 11), the following will be added: Added to Yahoo Messenger 3 SFW personal salutes If Auto 11 bling will be Favorite for one month If winning bid is a 1-year VIP, the following will be added: Total of 12 SFW personal salutes (one per month) Up to 4 profile comments per month (graphics) Permanent pimpout on my page Rate all stash/blogs throughout the month 12 SFW Shower Salutes (one per month) Auction Brought To You By The Beautiful:
Santa Baby
(baboom baboom baboom baboom) Santa Baby, Just slip a sable under the tree For me Been an awful good girl Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight Santa baby, a '54 convertible too Light blue I'll wait up for you, dear Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight Think of all the fun I've missed Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed Next year I could be just as good If you'll check off my Christmas list Santa Baby, I want a yacht and really thats not Alot Been an angel all year Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight Santa honey, one little thing I really need the deed to a platinum mine Santa Baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex And checks sign your 'x' on the line Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight Come and trim my Christmas tree with some decorations bought at Tif-fa-ny I really do believe in you Lets see if you believe in me Santa
Santa's Wisdom Teachings ...a Pagan Yuletide Story
Five minutes before the Winter Solstice circle was scheduled to begin, my mother called. Since I'm the only one in our coven who doesn't run on Pagan Standard Time, I took the call. Half the people hadn't arrived, and those who had wouldn't settle down to business for at least twenty minutes. "Merry Christmas, Frannie." "Hi, Mom. I don't do Christmas." "Maybe not--but I do, so I'll say it." she told me in her sassy voice, kind of sweet and vinegary at the same time. "If I can respect your freedom of religion, you can respect my freedom of speech." I grinned and rolled my eyes. "And the score is Mom -one, Fran - nothing. But I love you, anyway." People were bustling around in the next room, setting up the altar, decking the halls with what I considered excessive amounts of holly and ivy, and singing something like, "O, Solstice Tree." "It sounds like a...holiday party." Mom said. "We're doing Winter Solstice tonight." "Oh. That's sort of like your version of Chri
Santa Knows All
I play Santa at Maui's biggest mall A little boy 8 came to see me and he had a 6 year old sister. When he finished, the father came and told me the girl had gotten in trouble at school the day before and had her recess taken a way. He told me she didn't know that he and the mom knew as they were figuring out what to do. He asked if I would say something, I said sure. The girl had pulled down a little boys pants at school. The girl and Mom came over neither knowing I knew. I asked the normal stuff then asked what she wanted for Christmas. She told me about 5 things and I said is that all? She told me 5 more. I then asked have you been that good for all that stuff? She said oh yes I've been really good, At that point I said "You call pulling down a little boys pants good?" She reared back and looked at me and said YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT ALREADY!!!! I told her I know about everything as I'm always watching. The look was priceless on her and her moms face.
Santafu Day 4
Accepting day 4 of Santafu Conest entries til 7pm Fubar time...(Standard Pacific Time) 4 photos left to title. Carol #1, #3 and #7 have been TITLED. Here are the 4 photos left to be titled CAROL #2 CAROL #4 CAROL #5 CAROL #6 ================================================================================================== DAY 1 WINNER: Carol #3 "Knight St. Nick" winner of Santafu contest day 1 What the Duck? Loves Joshua!@ fubar ================================================================================================== DAY 2 WINNER: CAROL #7 HORNEY SANTA WINNER of santafu contest day 2. TRǥ {hw Lvlr} RMֆR @ MR {/w j W ߥ GHLLŖR@ fubar ================================================================================================== DAY 3 WINNER: CAROL #1 :BOINKED BY RUDOLF WINNER of day 3 Santafu: ♠♦ DeViLiSh DeSiRe
12/20 Santa Put An Asshat In My Stocking
Santa put an asshat in my stocking..... Show Some Love Everyone ..... after you read the funnies... Twisted Sa...: I DONT NEED TO WHORE Twisted Sa...: BY THE WAY FUCKER I HAVE A MAN Twisted Sa...: I gotscred over by a jerk on here thats why it cost to see so FUCK OFF MY PICS I TOOK THEM ON MY TIME I CAN DO WHAT I WANT THEY ARE JUST PICS IT AINT SEX SO IT AINT WHORING GET A FUCKING LIFE FAG Twisted Sa...: Fuck you I am no whore Twisted Sa...: EVERYONE DOES IT SO FUCK YOU AND IM BLCOKING YOU Twisted Sa...: I DONT BEG Twisted Sa...: OH FUCK YOU (CHINA SUX KOK for FUBUX) Is that the best you got? (NSFW= BLING PACK 25+ and UP) That's your previous status which, in the equation of it all, equals "Whore". It's no wonder all the men you have use you as a dumpster. Keep me blocked and keep coming to my shout box so everyone can see what a meaningless spot in society you occupy. http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=502016 Twisted Santa
Santa Claus
I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her. On the way, my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus, "she jeered. "Even dummies know that!" My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her "world-famous" cinnamon buns. I knew they were world-famous, because Grandma said so. It had to be true. Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. "No Santa Claus?" she snorted .... "Ridiculous! Don't believe it! That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad!! Now, put on your coat, and let's go." "Go? Go where, Grandma?" I asked. I hadn't even
Santa Isnt Comin..hahaha
It's A Devilish PimpOut Who Cares If Ur Naughty Or Nice, Cuz Santa Not Helpin Urs A$$ This Year.. He Done Seen Ya All Been Bad... So It's Up 2 The Devilish 1 To Get The Ball Roll! If Ya Dont Knw These Peepers Ya Should There Awesomest Ppl U Could Eva Meet!!!! So Help A Lady Out Give These Ppl Some Holidays Cheer Since Santa Not Visiting There A$$'s This Year! Auto11LordGreystoke422 The Oracle of New Orleans; Lousiana's First Oracle
Santas Final Results
Santa's Little Helpers Auction™ Final Results Your Hostess Owned By: BGF55 Winning Bid: 1 Happy Hour & $350 Bling Packs = $22,500,000 santa is my sancho Owned By: AUTO 11'S ON! Q ☼ƒ ♥'š ~Fu-Married.to.DarkDragoon86 ♥~Fubar's "
Santa Kins' Christmas Message
So here we are, at the tail-end of another year. Traditionally these last few days are a bit patchy with all this online stuff - some of us who surf at work are off on holiday, others of us are visiting family, or have family visiting, some of us are just extra busy, so often we don't get the chance to be online at the same time as our friends at this time of year. I just wanted to take a few moments to wish you all a very Merry Christmas, and a Happy, Peaceful and Prosperous New Year. We've not all had a great 2008, in some ways. Some of us have lost people, some of us have struggled financially, some of us have faced other adversities, and most of these things will be with us in 2009 as much as they were in 2008. New Year's Eve rarely acts as an effective reset button, but it's always a good time to take stock of ourselves and where we're at, and gird our loins for the next round. In the immortal words of Mister E, "I'm tired of the old shit, let the new shit begin." Here's
Santa's Little Helper
Santa's Helper Have you been naughty or nice? I have been a little of both. But mostly naughty. So if you have been naughty too, let me give you a surprise. Cum on over to my member's SEXtion so we can be naughty together. For being naughty, You will see me use a huge candy cane in both my wet pussy and my round ass. Then I will suck all my juices off of it. Ass to Mouth (ATM) AS an added bonus I will give you a big kiss on your hard cock. I also have a new video called "Baby Oil covered Exotic Flame" Cum see how shiny I make my body. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm
Santa's Vacation
Santa Claus needed a vacation. He decided to go to Texas because it was warm and he had heard that the people were friendly. As soon as he arrived in town, people began to point and say, "Look! The big red one! Isn't he someone famous?" Santa thought, "Gee, I'll never get any rest if people start asking to sit on my lap and try to tell me things they want." So he decided to disguise himself. He bought a cowboy outfit complete with cowboy boots and cowboy hat. "No one will know me now -- I look just like everyone else!" He thought happily. As soon as Santa started walking down the street people began to point and say, "Look! It's that famous Christmas personality!" Santa rushed around a corner to hide. "It's my beard!" he thought. "They recognize me because of my long white beard!" So Santa went to a barbershop and had his beard shaved off. "I really look like everybody else now!" Santa thought. So he walked down the street with a big smile on his face. Suddenly a man shoute
Santa's Naughty Or Nice Auction Entrys!
Santa's Naughty or Nice Auction HERE ARE THE AUCTION ENTRY'S Click The Pic Below to See Auction will open on December 24st & ends on January 3rd @ 10pm Central Time. Your pic can be a SFW/NSFW and all starting bids will start out with 100,000 fubucks. Here Are The Auction Rules! 1. The entry fee will be 50k to enter 2. When sending in your NSFW pic please make sure you note that in the subject line so I know TY! 3. I will be promoting this heavily BUT self promotion is a must! 4. Absolutely NO drama or I will delete your auction. Lets have a BLAST with this! 5. I am not responsible for the highest bidder paying you 6. Please PM your entry's not threw the shout box! 7. Let's Have Fun and Happy Bidding! Fu-mail entry's to
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Santa
The Truth About Santa Claus ============================ I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she jeered. "Even dummies know that!" My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her "world-famous" cinnamon buns. I knew they were world-famous, because Grandma said so. It had to be true. Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. "No Santa Claus?" She snorted... "Ridiculous! Don't believe it. That rumor Has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad! Now, put On your coat, and let's go." "Go? Go where, Grandma?" I asked.
Santa Monica From The Eponym Album "savage
Santa Monica from the eponym album "savage garden" performed live Artist: Savage Garden (Darren Hayes/Daniel Jones) Album: Savage Garden 1997 Sony BMG In santa monica in the winter time The lazy streets so undemanding I walk into the crowd In santa monica you get your Coffee from The coolest places on the Promenade Where people dress just so Beauty so unavoidable everywhere You turn Its there I sit and wonder what am i Doing here But on the telephone line i Am anyone I am anything I want to be I could be a super model or Norman mailer And you wouldnt know the Difference Or would you In santa monica all the people got Modern names Like jake or mandy And modern bodies too In santa monica on the boulevard Youll have to dodge those In line skaters Or theyll knock you down I never felt so lonely Never felt so out of place I never wanted something more Than this But on the telephone line i Am anyone I am anything I want to be I could be a super
Santa A Woman?
THE TOP 15 *OTHER* SIGNS SANTA CLAUSE IS ACTUALLY A WOMAN: 15. Santa *remembers* it’s Christmas. ‘Nuf said. 14. Reads children’s letters in office instead of in bathroom. 13. Never explains what exactly you did to deserve that coal in your stocking; if you have to ask, maybe that’s the problem! 12. Employs little people in a sweatshop and co-hosts TV talk show, “Regis and Santa Lee.” 11. Despite the closet full of red coats with big black belts, *still* insists she has nothing to wear on Christmas Eve. 10. “Mrs. Claus” wears work boots, has a crew cut, and drives a ‘68 El Camino. 9. A man simply would not care if you were naughty or nice. 8. Actually seems to shake like TWO bowls full of jelly. 7. Bowl full of jelly, my ass. It’s water retention. 6. Constantly whining about equality until it’s time to clean out the reindeer stalls. 5. Matching shoes and belt? Only a woman would accessorize a pantsuit like th
'santa's Bad Day'
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick and the trainees didn’t produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa out more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out- heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground, scattering the toys. So, frustrated Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidently dropped the cider pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the
Santa's A Fat Bitch
Sleigh bells jingle-ling rin jing jingle-ling Horses, horses, horses, horses. Sleigh bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling [gunshot] Santa Claus suck my balls Drunk as hell ringing bells at the malls Dancer, Prancer, Dixon, and Cupid I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh I sat around all night under the chimney Holdin my sack like "gimme gimme" I know that he's comin, he's comin he must Lookin up nuthin but rust, dust. Turn on my tv the very next day I see your gettin payed leadin the parade I'm that sniper on the buildin Listen to my nine go click, Santas a fat bitch Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch) Another year and I aint get shit (Another year I aint get shit) If I hear him land on my roof (Ohh my undertaker) I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth Yeah I got somethin to say about St. Nick Fuck that hoe he never brought jack shit No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal, So I eat it, cuz there ain't nuttin in the cubbards So I'll be quick, quick a
Santa Gifts
This may be my last year to do the Santa thing. My son is 9 yrs old. I found a big red felt sack with a gold cord & white pom pom ends. I wrapped the Santa presents & put them in the sack. I am planning to make it look like my house was the last stop & Santa left the bag for Alex. Cute?? I think so!
Santa Sex
Santa Sex I have the best girlfiend in the world.I came home and found her waiting for me in bed.Not only waiting for me but in red lingerie with white fur trimming.Yay santa has come to town and brought me exactly what I wanted for christmasA beautiful girl wrapped in tinsle in my very own bed.Yay for spontaniety, yay for the holidays.I just jumped into bed as fast as I could to unwrap my presentKissing those lushes breastPressing against that beautiful bodyRunning my fingers threw that beautiful hairTearing that fur and red cloth off of her delicious bodyKissing those sweet and tender lipsWraping our tounges together greco roman styleEye to eyeChest to juicy chestHip to curvacious hipThat room caught fire with the heat and passion between us that nightSinking into one anotherFalling into eachothers bodiesThe sweet sweat of each other interminglingThe entanglement of limbsThe ripping and shredding of clothesThe labored breathing, slumped into one anothers arms after the most cosmic
Santa And The Solider
This is something that's gone around for years n it's always been a favorite of mine even tho it makes me cry. TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY ; SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW T
Santa Is A Woman
I think Santa Claus is a woman....I hate to be the one to defy a sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted and strapped to the rear bumper of the sleigh amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitzen's rack would already be on the way to the tax
Santa Claus Physics
1.No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen. 2.There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to the Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each. 3.Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, and assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of his sleigh, j
Santa No! A Christmas Carol By Bradley Raptor
When I was a boy About five years old There's one christmas story That I never told Christmas eve, I was tucked in my bed so tight I awoke to a ruckus shortly after midnight I walked down the stairs And who did I see? Standing beside my christmas tree T'was Santa unpacking toys Likehe'd done on christmases past He said "I'vebeen in your chimmney, little boy Now let get get inyour ass!" Santa No,santa no Don't touch me there Santa no, santa no But he don't care He shaves snowflake designs into his pubic hair Santa no! Don't touch me there Little boy: "Santa doesn't molest children!" Brad: "He suredoes Jimmy! He touches little boys constantly! It goes somethin' like this..." He walks into the room with a "ho! ho! ho!" Like "Little boys! lets make out under the mistletoe!" "I'm gonna check my list and see if you've been naughty enough, Then I'll put GHB in your eggnog and squeeze your butts and stuff!" "I've got a present for James, Billy and Gary'
Santa Monica Explosions
Authorities investigating explosion at L.A. area synagogue ByMichael Martinez, CNN April 7, 2011 1:36 p.m. EDT STORY HIGHLIGHTS An explosion occured Thursday morning at a Santa Monica, California, synagogue Authorities are looking at a possible hate crime Bomb squad is investigating Los Angeles (CNN)-- Authorities in Santa Monica, California, were investigating a Thursday explosion at a synagogue as a possible hate crime, fire department spokesman Judah Mitchell said. A television news helicopter showed damage to the roof of a residence adjacent to the Jewish house of worship. The roof had a hole large enough for a man to crawl through it, with an unidentified object in the hole. Police have evacuated a four-block area around the synagogue. Authorities could not confirm the explosion was from a pipe bomb, but a bomb squad was on the scene, Mitchell said. No injuries were reported, Mitchell said. Explosion Reported Outside Chabad House of Santa
Santorum: theres No Such Thing As Global Warming (repost)
In an interview with the lame-duck Fox News host Glenn Beck, Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum claimed global warming is a hoax. Beck grinned as Santorum called for a “drill everywhere” policy and claimed that there is “no such thing as global warming”: BECK: Oil? SANTORUM: Drill. Drill everywhere. BECK: Coal? SANTORUM: Absolutely. Natural gas. We have huge stores. 263 years of oil at the current rate, almost 200 years of gas, and 300 years of coal. BECK: What about global warming? SANTORUM: There is no such thing as global warming. It is, in my opinion, there are hundreds of factors that cause the earth to warm and cool, and the trace gas – of which human participation in this trace gas – is . . . BECK: This could seal the deal for me. Whatever, I got enough. Watch it: Earlier this month, Santorum told the other enforcer of conservative thought, Rush Limbaugh, that global warming is “junk science.”
Santa Is Angry
I don't think I'm going to get my stock in Microsoft this Christmas cause Santa is still angry at me for eating his cookies last year. I told him it wasn't me but it was as if HE KNEW I was lying. I mean it was as if he knew when I was sleeping and knew when I was awake. (fyi: Santa invented Google) But that wont stop me: I have a foolproof plan to pin the cookie theft on the Wilson"s. I'll plant some evidence but can I get anyone to lie to Santa for me?
Santorum: Obamas College Reforms Part Of indoctrination Plot (repost)
Topics: President Barack Obama ♦ President Obama ♦ Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum on Wednesday suggested that President Barack Obama wanted to every kid to go to college so they could be brainwashed into being a liberal. Speaking to a crowd of Floridians at the First Baptist Church of Naples, Santorum said that churches and families were under “assault” by the president and liberals. “We’ve lost, unfortunately, our entertainment industry,” the candidate explained. “We’ve lost our higher education. That was the first to go a long time ago. It’s no wonder President Obama wants every kid to go to college. The indoctrination that occurs at American universities is one of the keys to the left holding and maintaining power in America — and it is indoctrination.” “If they taught Judeo-Christian ideology, they would be stripped of every
Santa Outsourced
Santa Clara, Calif. Antonio Smith Jersey . -- San Francisco 49ers Quarterback Alex Smith Practiced Again On Saturday, However His Availability Is Stil
SANTA CLARA, Calif. Antonio Smith Jersey . -- San Francisco 49ers quarterback AlexSmith practiced again on Saturday, however his availability is still uncertain for the game against the Chicago Bears. Smith suffered a concussion last week against the St. Louis Rams. He still hasnt been cleared to play by doctors, and the 49ers (6-2-1) might not get a final verdict on his status until hours before Mondays NFC showdown against the Chicago Bears (7-2). "Alex is still going through the protocol right now," offensive co-ordinator Greg Roman said Saturday. "And thats in the doctors hands. When we know, you will probably know." Smith did not speak to reporters Saturday. For the fourth consecutive day, Smith practiced in a non-contact black jersey and took part in most of the drills involving the first-team offence. The NFLs third-ranked quarterback with a passer rating of 104.1, Smith has received positive reviews throughout the week. "Hes looked good, really sharp," Roman said. "Hes gotten
Santa And Other Untruths
Do you remember when you learned that Santa wasn't real? I didn't. But my mother does. Apparently, at the tender age of three or four, just prior to the annual pilgrimage to the school gym to sit on Santa's lap and be given a paper bag of peanuts (honestly, what kid likes unshelled peanuts?), I showed up all ready to go. With a paper sack over my head, holes poked out for my eyes. My mother was understandably confused. She inquired, and my response was thus: Santa is fake. If that guy won't show me his face, I'm not showing him mine. She shrugged her shoulders and took me to see Santa anyway, and I sat on his lap with a paper sack over my head, and my mother took the obligatory photos, and I have no idea if I said anything to Santa about his fakeness or if Santa said anything to me about my paper sack. But I do know I didn't eat the peanuts.
Santa Claus
Re - Arrange His First Name : SATAN Change U in his last name to W : CLAWS His Red Suit : the color of the devil His White Collar : the color of angels Note : Satan was once an angel of Light known as Lucifer
Santa's Helper
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Sữa Ong Cha Tươi Nguyn Chất
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Sữa Ong Cha Chnh Hng
Sữa Ong Cha được biết đến như một thần dược trong việc bồi bổ cơ thể v lm đẹp của chị em phụ nữ, quả thực vậy sữa ong cha được dng lm thức ăn của ong cha v ấu trng ong cha . Do chỉ ăn sữa ong cha nn cơ thể của ong cha gấp 8 lần ong thợ v tuổi thọ trung bnh của ong cha gấp 4 lần . Ngoi vấn đề về sức khỏe,Sữa ong cha Royal Jelly Supremecn được mọi người dng nhiều để hỗ trợ lm đẹp, chống lo ha . Thnh Phần Một nghin cứu cho biếtSữa ong cha Royal Jelly Supreme c chứacc sinh tố A, C, D, E, K, B1, B2, B3, B5 (Pantothenic Aci
Sao Paulo Here I Come
Last leg, 9 hours.... http://flightaware.com/live/flight/UAL861/history/20090514/0215Z/KIAD/SBGR 奴 lm GSS 奴
Saosin - You're Not Alone
It's just like him To wander off in the evergreen park Slowly searching for any sign Of the ones he used to love.. He says he's got nothing left to live for (He says he's got nothing left...) And this time I think you'll know.. You're not alone There is more to this, I know You can make it out You will live to tell She's just like him Spoiled rotten Confused by the lies she's been fed And she's searching for no one.. (But herself) Her eyes turn to green and she seems to be happy That she is her And this time I think you'll know... You're not alone There is more to this, I know You can make it out You will live to tell You're not alone There is more to this, I know You can make it out (There is more to know) We're not alone There is more to this, I know You can make it out You will live to tell.. (So tell me) You're not alone There is more to this, I know You can make it out (Make it out) You will live to tell (Live to tell) You're n
~saosin~love Maker~
Run away and play your gamesHide well so I can't find youI'll wait for summer to comethen laugh as the trees burn down around youyour body was just a test for meand if I run as fast as I can the thought of your memorywill catch up with mewill catch up with meI'm always late with my wordsWe tried so hardI should have told youbut I never really caredyou always mislead meYou always got the worst of meIts a shame that your still lying broken hereIn this moment everything just seems so clearbecause,Her body was just a test you seeIf you run as fast as you canthe thought of my memory will catch up you seeI'm always late with my wordsWe tried so hard, we tried so hardI should have told youbut I never really cared atYou always mislead mewhen summer passes, I'll let goand if you don't feelthen just take yourself outand when summer passes let me knowso I can find meaning to liveI'm always late with my wordsWe tried so hard, we tried so hardI should have told youbut I never really cared atYou alw
Sapatos Encontrar Meu Casamento
Ela conhecida em todo o mundo que as mulheres em geral adoram fazer compras. Se dia ou noite, voc sempre vai encontrar-los com um desejo de olhar para os mais novos estilos. Tanto quanto as mulheres adoram fazer compras, eles adoram fazer compras ainda mais para os sapatos, mas no apenas sapatos-sapatos online. Mulheres tnis de grife so um dos produtos mais exigentes disponveis para as mulheres neste dia de idade. Parecer complicado? Bem, ficar ainda pior. Encontrando o direito par de sapatos tem sido uma batalha constante desde o incio dos tempos. Comprometimento uma palavra em seu vocabulrio quando se trata de certas ocasies especiais, como formatura ou at mesmo seu casamento. por isso que encontrar os dias de busca sem fim para encontrar o par "perfeito" de sapatos. Sapatos so mais do que apenas algo que proteger os ps. Eles refletem sua personalidade. Eles do-lhe algo para alarde sobre. Isso pode ser difcil de alcanar, mas com recursos moderno
Saperne Di Pi Su Nuova Generazione Di Telefoni Cellulari
I telefoni cellulari sono senza fili dispositivo elettronico utilizzato per la comunicazione su una rete di stazioni specializzate denominate siti cellulari. Questi siti sono antenne a microonde fissi al posto di aree popolate. E 'collegato a una rete cablata cellulare relativamente bassa potenza trasmettitori radio che trasmettono le comunicazioni e il rel di presenza tra telefoni cellulari e l'interruttore. I telefoni cellulari ha un trasmettitore e ricevitore combinati in unico cabinet, trasmette voce e dati per siti cellulari, non pi di circa 800-1300 metri di distanza. Alcuni telefoni cellulari possono supportare molti servizi funzionali, come l'invio di SMS (Short Message Service) per messaggi di testo, MMS (Multimedia Messaging Service) per l'invio e la ricezione di foto e video, l'accesso ai servizi Internet, come WAP e i-Mode, e-mail, download di video e giochi, connettivit Bluetooth, infrarossi, fotocamera con video registratore, collegamento radio, musica (MP3), altri te
Saphire
Girl im so so sorry...... so much love to you girl i was young and scared im so sorry that i couldnt help you... the sweetest girl that i had ever met yet one of the most hardcore gangsta's ive ever seen dropped bodies left and right but only when necessary...... if i only had the demeanor and knowledge i have now i could have saved you at least... you used to talk about leaving with me and i wish that i could have saved you and brought you with me... you will always have a place in my heart i love you so much...you were my first and will always be first in my heart... peace see you in heaven girl...
Saphire & Round Table Bombers
Lets all give Saphire & the round table bombers a special visit with love, ratings, comments for all the hard work they did bombing our soldier into 1st place!!! They are wonderful! here is her link.. thank you all very much muahz
Saphire Calls A Time Out ....
Sapiosexual
Urban Word of the Day One who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature. "I want an incisive, inquisitive, insightful, irreverent mind. I want someone for whom philosophical discussion is foreplay. I want someone who sometimes makes me go ouch due to their wit and evil sense of humor. I want someone that I can reach out and touch randomly. I want someone I can cuddle with. I decided all that means that I am sapiosexual."
Sapient
sapient \SAY-pee-uhnt\, adjective: Wise; sage; discerning.
Sapid
sapid\SAP-id\ , adjective:1.Having taste or flavor, especially having a strong pleasant flavor.2.Agreeable to the mind; to one's liking.
Sapid
sapid \SAP-id\adjective; 1. Having taste or flavor, especially having a strong pleasant flavor. 2. Agreeable to the mind; to one's liking.
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Sapper21b...please Go Check His Page Out
This is one person on my list that I cant really catergorize. He is a friend to me and yet so much more. I actually know him in person and we dated for a while. He is intelligent and great to talk to. He has 3 beautiful little girls and is in the military. He is currently in CA helping with border patrol and will most likely be sent to Iraq before too long. His support from home is not all that great as his wife doesnt stay in contact with him that much and she is actually talking about moving from their home in IA back with her family in NC and no one is sure just what that means. Please stop by and rate his page, leave him a comment and rate his pics or any variation of the above. Show this army man some LOVE!! Sapper21B@ CherryTAP
Sappy And Sucky....yes It's A Love Poem
Seeing his face Makes me shake at the knees I'm so weak I need a cure for this disease It's known as falling in love for sure But theres nothing in this world I'd prefer Than looking in his eyes And kissing his cheek Spending everyday together To make up the perfect week And hopefully spending the rest of my years With this boy at my side Together fighting our fears And there's nothing I want more Than to be in his arms And watch the tide from the shore I'm just waiting for a wish Like this to come true Because everytime I dream I'm dreaming of you...
Sappy Fucker
Suddenly I get this feeling My mind draws a blank My hands are slightly shaking My heart begins to race I feel like I'm losing control I'm nervous inside and out I have an unexplainable feeling I wish I could figure this out These butterflies inside of me Keep fluttering all throughout I thought they were gone for good I didn't know they could come out It must be the way You get to me like you do The way you make me feel The way I love you like I do I Love you Chris! aka My Sappy Fucker!
Sappy
Love in the distance Raining down so hard Weeping willow coming so close Cursed and in pain Everything seems so hard Indiffence is worse at times No one seems to see What comes from with in Do you see what I see Blue skys have gone away Off we go again A war on my heart
Sapphire Heavens
Sometimes the blue skies twinkle for me The sapphire heavens merge into the sea I'm gathered in its silky caress The sweet breeze leaves kisses On the one it loves best I rest on the shore with the blanket of sand I know of tomorrows and I understand I meet in time and live all the ages My soul fills with love And I grow through the stages Sleepy eyes, closed eyes to the world And dream of sweet nothings yet to be heard A buttercup opens and her smile stays From the blue skies that twinkle
Sappy Shit
This makes me look sappy, but my man is out of town and I am bored + horny without him. That is what a sexy man, and drugs do to you...hahaha!!! I just wanted to announce I miss him, and think out lound....Peace Out!!!
Sapphires Bleeding
i sit alone my thoughts not my own shadows play where light did dwell questions asked no answers he will tell my hearts blood mingles with my broken souls tears i never thought it would be just months i thought we'd have years i listen to the silence now i remain crumbled weakened crushing pain a vow i make till my last breath escapes no more sun nor love will i partake a fire hot and warm was our love burning raging destruction in its wake i will let you go lord watch you pack for me i never can look back you have taken all i gave i am/was honored to give no more dreams though a mothers duty to live 3 years 346 days till i will set my broken soul free better to have loved and lost the sayer a fool yesterday i dreamed today i am just my childrens tool I AM MICHEL AND I AM FINE in 3 years 346 days it will be my time goodbye heart tears of cobalt blue foolish woman i am still so deeply in love with you goodbye soul broken you are nightmares coming daymares are goodbye michele i wont cree
Sappiness Part 2
My divorce is final but I'm trying to look on the upside of everything. I hope that one day, I will find true love, someone who is just as crazy as me, but still a softie underneath it all, lol. So, I'm a big quote person. I love good quotes. Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. -Franklin P. Jones If you have it [Love], you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. -Sir James M. Barrie Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up. -Jesse Jackson Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. -M.K. Gandhi Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend. -Albert Camus The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. -Helen Keller Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever. -Unknown
Sapphire
The sapphire is the crystal of faith, peace, and good fortune. Consequently, dreams of the sapphire relate to receiving or discovering these attributes in your own life. Whether you find the crystals or are given them by another character in the dream is crucial to determining what the dream may mean. If you find the sapphires on your own, you are probably needing to plumb the depths of your soul to find the peace or spiritual insights lacking in your life. If they are given to you by another, it is a sign that some spiritual mentoring, guidance, or direction is needed in your life.
Sapphyre Eclipse Needs Ur Help To Get To Fu King
HELP OUT IF YOU CAN SHE A GOOD GIRL OR SHOULD I SAY NAUGHTY SINCE ITS GETTING CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS:) *~*Sapphyre Eclipse *~* LT. 2ND ALARM HOTTIES *~* BabyDoll & GF to Zombie * Fu Wifey to PhenoBarbi@ fubar
Sappy Things For The Ladies...
A touch, A look, your smile, I would stand for an eternity just to have one...
Sapphirerayne
This coming from a chick who'll pretty much fuck anyone and anything that glances her way, although she tries to pretend that she's all sweet and innocent. She doesn't like me because I think she's a whore, and when my ex went to fuck her last night, something set her off... ->SapphireRayne: And, to top it off, when I told him what I said, he said "Whille that may be completely true, I wish you wouldn't have said that" ->SapphireRayne: Think about it. You get a visit when no one else'll fuck him... otherwise, you don't get a second thought. I mean, if that's OK with you, then I guess everyone knows what YOU really are. I lost what little semblance of respect I had for you when you asked him to fuck you when he had a girlfriend. I know that you wouldn't have respected OUR relationship had we chosen to work on things. ->SapphireRayne: No, it's just kinda funny that you're only good enough to fuck. I mean, hey, if you're OK with that, then more power to you. SapphireRayne:
Sapphire
The sapphire is the crystal of faith, peace, and good fortune. Consequently, dreams of the sapphire relate to receiving or discovering these attributes in your own life. Whether you find the crystals or are given them by another character in the dream is crucial to determining what the dream may mean. If you find the sapphires on your own, you are probably needing to plumb the depths of your soul to find the peace or spiritual insights lacking in your life. If they are given to you by another, it is a sign that some spiritual mentoring, guidance, or direction is needed in your life.
Sapphire
Sapphire The sapphire is the crystal of faith, peace, and good fortune. Consequently, dreams of the sapphire relate to receiving or discovering these attributes in your own life. Whether you find the crystals or are given them by another character in the dream is crucial to determining what the dream may mean. If you find the sapphires on your own, you are probably needing to plumb the depths of your soul to find the peace or spiritual insights lacking in your life. If they are given to you by another, it is a sign that some spiritual mentoring, guidance, or direction is needed in your life.
Sapphire Crystal Glass Replica Breitling Watches
Features Swiss Original Manufacturing 50 meters waterproof Replica Breitling Watches_ Breitling replica_ Breitling watches A1334011 Men’s watch Anti-resistant sapphire crystal glass table mirror high quality 316l stainless steel and high-tech synthetic carbon fiber case Rubber strap with safety clasp two-year global warrantyTags: pastels, racing, series, TISSOT Typically, they are nothing more than a luxuriously housed micro-motor run off of a D-cell battery, and they can be priced well over $600 for such a device.We’ve replica Breitling Navitimer Men’s watch reviewed a Scotola del Tempo, a Swiss Kubik, and a few Wolf Designs – but none came close to the Porsche 911 matching price of the OriginTimes Big Block.Is is worth the price? Absolutely not.Do we want it? Not really, but is it still kinda cool and just right for about .00001% of the population? You bet. Hodinkee in Parmigiani Fleurier, Watch Winders Monday, September 13, 2010 at 9:55AM This time,
Sappy Mcbealisms~
from the mouth of Ally McBeal..........there are some people who meet that somebody that they can never stop loving, no matter how hard they try. i wouldn't expect you to understand that, or even believe it, but trust me, there are some loves that don't go away. and maybe that makes them crazy, but we should all be lucky enough to end up with somebody who has a little of that insanity. someone who never lets go. someone who cherishes you forever. I agree......
The Sapphire Princess
When round in the Moon lit mist of MayMid woods and in shadows long and grayShines a twilight mist all pale and plentyAs the Sapphire Princess slips down her Moon gantryTo dance with her court in a fairy's forayAnd celebrate summer in advent sashayFestooned in presque' flower and scented trimerousTheir fairy recital resounds with a chorusSpry foot, hand in hand, the dancers all circleThey'll ply for her favor, bedeck her in tendrilShe'll titter and wink, her suitors she'll nuzzleAroused by dandelion nectar, and trufflesWhence all in such fashion attentions go absentInconnu might steal up to glimpse on a momentThe petite exhibition, while cloaked in low branchesBut, concealment's no safety at May Fairy DancesWhen daylight returns, the formenter can't transient
Saran Wrap Bondage/sensory Depravation
My pet I have a surprise for you today. I smile as I gaze up into Her Beautiful Bright Blue Eyes, her long straight jet-black hair laying neatly down her back, yes Mistress. She looks down into my deep dark brown eyes as she moves my medium length wavy dark brown hair out of her way to attach my leash to my collar and leads me into one of the extra bedrooms that we never use. As I crawl through the doorway I see in the center of the room what looks to be an extra tall `single` four poster bed, stripped bare. Standing on end at the foot of the bed is what looks to be an 18 wide, 2000-foot long roll of saran wrap. Kneeling at her feet with my legs spread wide to display what is hers, my hands resting on my thighs palms up and my back straight and sitting back on my heals. I look up at Her expectantly and wait. As she removes my collar she smiles at me and I hope that she is planning what I have been longing for, for years. My pet, you are to take the saran wrap and star
Sarah Mclachlan - Ice
Sarah McLachlan - Ice The ice is thin come on dive in underneath my lucid skin the cold is lost, forgotten Hours pass days pass time stands still light gets dark and darkness fills my secret heart forbidden... I think you worried for me then the subtle ways that I'd give in but I know you liked the show Tied down to this bed of shame you tried to move around the pain but oh your soul is anchored The only comfort is the moving of the river You enter into me, a lie upon your lips offer what you can, I'll take all that I can get only a fool's here... I don't like your tragic sighs as if your god has passed you by well hey fool that's your deception Your angels speak with jilted tongues the serpent's tale has come undone you have no strength to squander The only comfort is the moving of the river You enter into me, a lie upon your lips offer what you can, I'll take all that I can get only a fool's here to stay
Sarah Loosing Her Virginity
As I stood outside the rather grand mansion waiting for the door to be opened a shiver of fear and excitement ran through me at what I was about to do. I squeezed my boyfriend Alan's hand, and smiled at him. He squeezed back encouragingly. Then the door was opened by a gorgeous looking brunette wearing a black basque, fishnet stockings and stilettoes. Her outfit certainly showed off her assets to their best advantage - magnificent breasts pushed up and out and showing plenty of cleavage, a slender waist, and lovely long, shapely legs. She smiled at us and said "Hi, my name's Carrie, welcome to our little party", then held the door open for us to enter. "Let me take your coats, you certainly won't be needing them now!" Carrie laughed. We introduced ourselves as Alan and Sarah and I slipped off my fake fur to reveal what little I had on - a red corset laced up at the front, with a push-up bra showing off most of my ample tits, a sheer black lace thong which was mainly see-through so a
Sara
Sara sara sara... what to say about you.. You've been through a lot in your life and even though i dont understand it all you know ive been there for you. I may not always have the answers but i listen really well. You were there for me through the loss of my baby and i can never repay your kindness. I can only hope that things will start to look up for you but you know i am always there. A shoulder to cry on, an ear to listen to your problems.... Anything you need and i am able to help, trust ill be there. I love you sara and never forget that im your friend for life. Ill be here for you always as im sure you will do for me. Thanks dear.....
Sarah Finkel
Anyone who has ever had a loved one in the hospital will enjoy this: A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients? I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse." The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room number?" "Sarah Finkel, room 302." "I'll connect you with the nursing station." "3-A Nursing Station. How can I help you?" "I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302." "Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine. She is to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon." The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic... that's wonderful news!" The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family member
Sara And Our Dead Love!!
Sara hates me for what she doesnt even know. I tryed to love her and tryed to show her but she only wants to make things hard. She throws all my belongings away. Stomped on my heart. She even trys to ly and say I stole from her car. How could I? I have been at my friends the whole time we have been apart. I dont like playing childish games and I dont like being lied to. I never wanted to hurt her but for some reason thats all she wants to do to me!! What does one do to stop loving someone who doesnt deserve it??? I just want to move on with my life and I even offered my friendship to her. Some friendship this has turned out to be. I wanted to be there for her and I thought things were different with her. But for some reason I didnt listen to her friends when they told me she was nothing but a heart breaker. A slut. Someone who soaks all the good and happiness from you and leaves you an empty shell. Why?! Why would someone be like that? Nothing but pain, and pain has a name. Sara!!!!
Sarah's New Year's Gift
Sarah looked around the large pool area feeling lost and very out of place. It was New Years Eve, and the room had been closed off to swimmers and decorated for the holiday party. The lounge area next to the swimming pool was so filled with people getting ready to ring in the new year, that she couldnt even figure out where the girls she had come with were. The atmosphere of the party was typical, she supposed: noisy, crowded, dimly lit, and filled with the ever-present murmur of voices striving to be heard over blaring top-40 music. Not for the first time that evening, she wondered why she had come at all. Several of her co-workers at the nursing home had pestered her until she finally gave in. The party was in a fancy hotel a couple hours from the town they all lived in, and they had rented two rooms together to use as somewhere to change and get a couple of hours of sleep (if possible) before heading back home. Sarah suspected that one reason they had wanted her along was because s
Sara Gets Banged
Sarah stepped out of the shower and toweled herself briskly, causing her big breasts to bobble and making her nipples very stiff. The toweling felt good and she thought about sex. Alas, no sex had entered 25-year-old Sarahs life since she broke up with Charlie six months ago, and she was hurting from the lack. Sarah liked to fuck, and she enjoyed all the foreplay and byplay that went with fucking. However, she was shy and her opportunities to meet men were limited since she worked in a yardage shop managed by a woman, and all the customers were female. Also, she was new in town and had not yet developed any social life to speak of, so she relied pretty much on her vibrator and romantic novels. She badly needed a real man with a real cock to satisfy her as Charlie had, but Charlie was two thousand miles away and fucking a new chick (or chicks) by now. Oh well... It figured to be another dull day off for her, Sarah thought, as she studied herself in the bathroom mirror and fluffed
Sarah....pls Repost!!!!...april Is Blue Ribbon Month!
My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my Mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my Mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throw
Sarah Johns , The One In The Middle ,,,
The One In The Middle - Sarah Johns Genre/Lang. : Country 1st Verse I can't believe you'd do that to me Use me You've fooled around and a'wrecked my heart She's just a skank rode hard and put up Well, good luck Pre Chorus I would've given you the finger on my left hand The one that you use for a wedding band Chorus (But) (And) now I'm givin' you The one in the middle The one that's a little bit longer And I got another one On my other hand So I can say it even stronger If you're askin' if I'm done Well, I'm sure not sayin' you're number one (No, now I'm givin' you) (The one in the middle) (The one that says we're through) 2nd Verse I hope you're happy with your sad life That's right I hope you get what you deserve And when you're tired of TV dinners Remember (Repeat Pre Chorus) (Repeat Chorus) Bridge Well, you made your bed So go lay in it And you forced my heart and hands To the limit
Sarah - Prevent Child Abuse
Sarah
I just had a sister pass away 2 weeks ago. I miss her so very much. I just wish hes could come back. It is so very hard to deal with. If there was one wish I could make it would be to bring Her back. I never got so say good Bye or tell her I LOVE her.
Sara--the Real Poet In My Heart
Sarah And Daddy's Second Day Off Together!
As I write today's scintillating prose (yeah, right!) Sarah is taking her afternoon nap -- I did learn from Friday's fiasco that it doesn't pay to keep her from it -- after I took her out to lunch from her 15-month checkup. Since her brother or sister who's due in three weeks is coming via Caesarean section, Sarah's pediatrician wanted to know whether she'd be the one on call when he or she was born. I guessed so . . . depends what time of day Martha actually goes in for delivery. I had to update our family medical history . . . something I wasn't keen on as most of the physical ailments I remember are on MY side of the family. I couldn't ask Martha to help because she's at her daycare job and will be taking a Red Cross Child and Infant CPR class after work . . . won't be home until late tonight. I really envy her ability to clean up around the house, and I KNOW when she gets bit by the cleaning bug to get out of her way! Yesterday's task after church and lunch was our bedr
Sarah Brightman - Deliver Me
Sarah Brightman - Deliver me Deliver me, out of my sadness. Deliver me, from all of the madness. Deliver me, courage to guide me. Deliver me, strength from inside me. All of my life I've been in hiding. Wishing there was someone just like you. Now that you're here, now that I've found you, I know that you're the one to pull me through. Deliver me, loving and caring. Deliver me, giving and sharing. Deliver me, the cross that I'm bearing. All of my life I was in hiding. Wishing there was someone just like you. Now that you're here, now that I've found you, I know that you're the one to pull me through. Deliver me, Deliver me, Oh deliver me. All of my life I was in hiding. Wishing there was someone just like you. Now that you're here, now that I've found you, I know that you're the one to pull me through. Deliver me, Oh deliver me. Won't you deliver me.
Sara Lee Corp. Is Recalling 27 Whole Wheat Bread
DOWNERS GROVE, Ill. - Sara Lee Corp. is recalling 27 whole wheat bread products because they could contain small metal pieces, the company said Friday. A recent routine inspection of a bakery in Meridian, Miss., uncovered problems with a flour sifting screen, said company spokesman Mark Goldman. The machine was "not up to our specification and raised the possibility some metal could have dislodged," Goldman said. The problem was isolated to the Meridian bakery, which continued production using bagged flour that did not require the sifting system, Goldman said. The recall involves EarthGrains, Publix, Sara Lee Delightful, Sara Lee Hearty & Delicious and several other brands that were stamped "best if purchased by" between the dates of July 25, 2007, and Aug. 7, 2007 and included the code "222." The recall includes 27 products that are made under 13 brands. The products were sold in Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri and Tennessee. Con
Sarah
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Sarah Mclachlan - Good Enough
Hey your glass is empty it's a hell of a long way home why don't you let me take you it's no good to go alone I never would have opened up but you seemed so real to me after all the bullshit I've heard it's refreshing not to see I don't have to pretend she doesn't expect it from me Don't tell me I haven't been good to you don't tell me I have never been there for you just tell me why nothing is good enough Hey little girl would you like some candy your momma said that it's OK The door is open come on outside no I can't come out today it's not the wind that cracked your shoulder and threw you to the ground who's there that makes you so afraid you're shaken to the bone and I don't understand you deserve so much more than this So don't tell me why he's never been good to you don't tell me why he's never been there for you don't you know that why is simply not good enough so just let me try and I will be good to you just let me try and I will be there
Sarah Mclachlan - Building A Mystery
You come out at night that's when the energy comes and the dark side's light and the vampires roam you strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem and a cross from a faith that died before Jesus came you're building a mystery You live in a church where you sleep with voodoo dolls and you won't give up the search for the ghosts in the halls you wear sandals in the snow and a smile that won't wash away can you look out the window without your shadow getting in the way you're so beautiful with an edge and a charm but so careful when I'm in your arms CHORUS 'Cause you're working building a mystery holding on and holding it in yeah you're working building a mystery and choosing so carefully You woke up screaming aloud a prayer from your secret god you feed off our fears and hold back your tears oh Give us a tantrum and a know it all grin just when we need one when the evening's thin Oh you're a beautiful a beautiful fucked up man you're settin
Sarah Jane Adventures Trailer
Here is the trailer for the Doctor Who spinoff, The Sarah Jane Adventures which begins its run Monday, September 24th on BBC One. Enjoy!
Sarah's Garden
Sarahs Garden There once was a girl named Sarah who was searching for the perfect place to plant her garden. It had to be a special place because only a special place would do for the kind of seeds she intended to plant. You see, she was searching for a place to grow love and more importantly, she wanted to grow happiness. Sarah wasnt much of a gardener, but even she knew that love and happiness dont just grow anywhere. So, she set off to find herself the perfect place to plant her seeds. One day Sarah happened upon a small patch of land. It didnt seem like a place where love and happiness might grow, but there was just something about it that caught her attention. She thought she had once heard of this place, maybe from a friend. She remembered hearing that it was a place to go where you could have fun, find someone to talk to, or even hide if need be. A couple of people had said that they were able to buy happiness there but nobody had ever grown it there. As
Sarahs Garden
Sarahs Garden There once was a girl named Sarah who was searching for the perfect place to plant her garden. It had to be a special place because only a special place would do for the kind of seeds she intended to plant. You see, she was searching for a place to grow love and more importantly, she wanted to grow happiness. Sarah wasnt much of a gardener, but even she knew that love and happiness dont just grow anywhere. So, she set off to find herself the perfect place to plant her seeds. One day Sarah happened upon a small patch of land. It didnt seem like a place where love and happiness might grow, but there was just something about it that caught her attention. She thought she had once heard of this place, maybe from a friend. She remembered hearing that it was a place to go where you could have fun, find someone to talk to, or even hide if need be. A couple of people had said that they were able to buy happiness there but nobody had ever grown it there. As for love
Sarah Lovin
Sarah is in last man/woman standing contest.. all love is appreciated :D shes a great lady! xo
Sarah Being Her Funny Self
My daughter, Sarah, got a new toy puppy in a carrier from her Nana. We were all talking about how one of the Red Sox players pulled his HAMSTRING. Sarah said, "She is not a HAMSTER" thinking we are all talking about her dog. It's funny how little kids (age 5 she is) hear things differently and think we are talking about them.
Sarah Is My Starshine
There are few people who come into your lives that actually make a difference. A big enough difference for you to stop, and look, to realize just how special they are. Sarah (Riot Gyrl) is one of those people to me. I care for her deeply though only knowing her for a short time. She makes my wee heart happy. I enjoy talking to her more then she knows. She makes me smile. And I love getting all excited when we find out more and more things we have in common. Sarah, it hurts me to know if your sad. I wish I could make everything better for you and you know I would if I could. If I can put a smile on you're just way too pretty face.... You're one of the best people I know. And I'm privlaged to know such a strong wonderful person like you and call you my friend.
Sarah Mclachlan - Good Enough
Hey your glass is empty it's a hell of a long way home why don't you let me take you it's no good to go alone I never would have opened up but you seemed so real to me after all the bullshit I've heard it's refreshing not to see I don't have to pretend she doesn't expect it from me Don't tell me I haven't been good to you don't tell me I have never been there for you just tell me why nothing is good enough Hey little girl would you like some candy your momma said that it's OK The door is open come on outside no I can't come out today it's not the wind that cracked your shoulder and threw you to the ground who's there that makes you so afraid you're shaken to the bone and I don't understand you deserve so much more than this So don't tell me why he's never been good to you don't tell me why he's never been there for you don't you know that why is simply not good enough so just let me try and I will be good to you just let me try and I will be there
Sarababy
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Sarah Mclachlan - Posession
Listen as the wind blows from across the great divide voices trapped in yearning, memories trapped in time the night is my companion, and solitude my guide would I spend forever here and not be satisfied? and I would be the one to hold you down kiss you so hard I'll take your breath away and after, I'd wipe away the tears just close your eyes dear Through this world I've stumbled so many times betrayed trying to find an honest word to find the truth enslaved oh you speak to me in riddles and you speak to me in rhymes my body aches to breathe your breath your words keep me alive And I would be the one to hold you down kiss you so hard I'll take your breath away and after, I'd wipe away the tears just close your eyes dear Into this night I wander it's morning that I dread another day of knowing of the path I fear to tread oh into the sea of waking dreams I follow without pride nothing stands between us here and I won't be denied and I would be the one to
Sarah Mclachlan - Building A Mystery
You come out at night That's when the energy comes And the dark side's light And the vampires roam You strut your rasta wear And your suicide poem And a cross from a faith that died Before Jesus came You're building a mystery You live in a church Where you sleep with voodoo dolls And you won't give up the search For the ghosts in the halls You wear sandals in the snow And a smile that won't wash away Can you look out the window Without your shadow getting in the way? You're so beautiful With an edge and charm And so careful When I'm in your arms Cause you're working Building a mystery Holding on and holding it in Yeah you're working Building a mystery And choosing so carefully You woke up screaming aloud A prayer from your secret god But you feed off our fears And hold back your tears, oh You give us a tantrum And a know it all grin Just when we need one When the evening's thin You're a beautiful A beautiful fucked-up man You're setting up
Sarahrella ...lol
After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. "Make three wishes," she told her mother, "and I'll grant them." Her mom first asked for world peace. Sarah swung her wand and proclaimed the request fulfilled. Next, her mother requested for a cure for all ill children. Again, with a sweep of the pinwheel, Sarah obliged. The mother, with a glance down at her rather ample curves, made her third wish, "I wish to have a trim figure again." The miniature fairy godmother started waving her wand madly. "I'll need more power for this!" she exclaimed.
Sara
~ Sarah Mclachlan - Angel ~
Sarah Mclachlan: Happy Xmas-war Is Over
Sarah Is A Great Girl
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Sara
My sister passed away yesterday at noon in the hospital after a hit and run incident. The whole family is grieving but my parents are being stupid fucks and wont let me and alex know what the fuck is going on. If anyone lives in the Santa Barbara, California area would you be as soo kind to look for an obituary of a seveenteen year old girl please. Thanks you
Sarah Ponce Kick Boxer And Model...
Sarah Ponce and Jeri Sitzes (pronounced Sites) kickboxing for Chuck Norris's World Combat League Sarah Ponce Modeling Photos...
Sarah Got Deleted!
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Sarah, Day 730
Yes, its our little girls second birthday today! Having just gotten over a case of thrush mouth last week and taking the cough everybody in the house but Jeffrey seems to be sharing, Im glad shes healthy and when I see her smile (heck, when I see her come downstairs in the morning, whether she comes herself or Marthas carrying her or I am) it really warms me up! So does our son Jeffrey smiling, of course, because I know theyre not at the age theyve learned to fake it. Theyre genuinely glad to see me and have fun with me; even when Im a jerk, they still want to be there with me and dont run downstairs with Mary to watch prerecorded shows and stay up ridiculously late and be crabs for not getting enough sleep but I digress. Thats another thing that really chafes my hide about being a grownup; we often end up putting filters on what we really think outside and even inside our home. Dont get me wrong. If it werent for personal diplomacy our attempt at a civilized soc
Sarah And The Purple Crayon
My friend True Blue on Yahoo! 360 says she cant wait to see todays blog entry from me, so I can only pray I live up to expectations! Sarahs vitals at her two-year checkup yesterday, 27.25 pounds and 34.25 inches tall, are well within where she should be, her pediatrician told us. And I told you yesterday about the shot that she was unhappy about getting, but she loved the red Crayola crayon bandage that covered it. (Red is Daddys favorite color, so I smiled at that!) I was going to remove that after Sarah had her bath last night, but when I got home from church she didnt want me to give her one but rather her aunt Mary. I forgot to check it, but no big deal I dont remember seeing it on her this morning, so it was probably taken off yesterday afternoon. Once we got out that big coloring book that was part of a childrens package at our churchs silent auction last month, Sarah didnt want to stop coloring. No big deal that she doesnt stay within the lines, but please k
Sarah Mclachlan (lyrics)
Stupid" Night lift up the shades let in the brilliant light of morning but steady there now for I am weak and starving for mercy sleep has left me alone to carry the weight of unravelling where we went wrong it's all I can do to hang on to keep me from falling into old familiar shoes how stupid could I be a simpleton could see that you're no good for me but you're the only one I see love has made me a fool it set me on fire and watched as I floundered unable to speak except to cry out and wait for your answer but you come around in your time speaking of fabulous places create an oasis dries up as soon as you're gone you leave me here burning in this desert without you everything changes everything falls apart can't stop to feel myself losing control but deep in my senses I know
Sarah
Sara Evans-perfect
Sara-isms 03-31-08
Woke up slightly off kilter this morning/afternoon... coulda been all the smoking I did last night, I was stuckin foned last night. But in any event, I woke this morning to feelings of hatred and sarcasm... which I don't know why, seeing as I am not particularly angry at anyone or anything... just feeling like I need loud angry music playing with fast, hard, and loud drumming. Maybe it's a Slipknot day. HHHMMM. When I feel like this, I tend to question myself, ask myself "Why do you feel like this, where is the anger coming from?" So the answers I am coming up with are feasible. Work. I do too much of it. Friends. Some are acting in ways that make me question if they are good people to have in my life, if they are going to provide me with smiles or frowns. Men. Yeah. Enough said on that one. I love my job. I get to interact with a shit ton of interesting people, most of the people I work with are great, and in general, I have a good time when I go. But man, I am there way too muc
Sarah Gilbert/threat Level Orange
if you look up,, you'll notice TLO face,,,forget the hair for a second
Sarah Is Just 20k Away.
Give her a good spanking and make her an Insider! Tempted *RateSpankers*Pu$$ycatPlaymates*Owned by Perkkey*R/L Owner of Be Safe, Sleep With a Soldier@ fubar
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Sarah Brightman
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Sarabeana
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Sarah Mclaughlin- Silence Lyrics
Give... me... release Witness me, I am outside Give me peace Heaven holds a sense of wonder And I wanted to... believe that I'd get caught up, When the rage in me subsides Passion, choke the flower... 'til she... cries no more Possessing all... the beauty Hungry still, for more Heaven holds a sense of wonder... And I wanted to... believe that I'd get caught up When the rage in me, subsides In this white wave, I am sinking... In this silence... In this white wave, In this silence, I believe... I can't... help this longing Comfort... me. I... can't... hold it all in... If... you... won't let me Heaven holds a sense of wonder... And I wanted to... believe that I'd get caught up, When the rage in me subsides In this white wave, I am sinking, In this silence... In this white wave, In this silence I believe... I have seen you, In this white wave, You are silent You are breathin'... In this white wave I am free...
Sarah Palin: A Dream Come True For Republicans
Sarah Palin: A Dream Come True for Republicans by Marcia Segelstein John McCain demonstrated both political savvy and sheer boldness in selecting Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to be his running mate. Here's what people should know about her, and why Republicans should like her. In her own words, from her gubernatorial website, here is where she stands on the free market, guns, health care and key social issues: "I'm a conservative Republican, a firm believer in free market capitalism." "I'm a lifetime member of the NRA, I suppport our Constitutional right to bear arms...I grew up hunting and fishing in Alaska." "I support flexibility in government regulations that allow competition in health care that is needed, and is proven to be good for the consumer, which will drive down health care costs and reduce the need for government subsidies." "I am pro-life and I believe that marriage should only be between a man and a woman." So
Sarah Palin
Some amazing factual points on our next V.P. Excerpts from my politico international chat group. More on the story about Palin, before she was even a consideration for VP: Here's the best profile I could find on Sarah Palin, by Fred Barnes in The Weekly Standard in July 2007. lindsey The wipeout in the 2006 election left Republicans in such a state of dejection that they've overlooked the one shining victory in which a Republican star was born. The triumph came in Alaska where Sarah Palin, a politician of eye-popping integrity, was elected governor. She is now the most popular governor in America, with an approval rating in the 90s, and probably the most popular public official in any state. Her rise is a great (and rare) story of how adherence to principle--especially to transparency and accountability in government--can produce political success. And by the way, Palin is a conservative who only last month vetoed 13 percent of the state's proposed budget for capi
Sarah Palin Is A Nutjob
Seriously, this woman is whacked. How any woman can be so against women's rights just boggles my mind! She has a daughter who is pregnant, out of wedlock, and yet she is still anti birth control, anti abortion, and anti sex education. People like this must have lead very sheltered lives to be so naive to think that you can actually stop people from having sex for reasons other than procreation! Oh and she wants to have public schools teach creationism? Yeah, nice separation of church and state. Nice freedom of religion. If I had a child and the public schools only taught creationism, believe me, they would not go to those schools. I would home school them if necessary, but children should not be brainwashed. If parents want their kids to believe int hat stuff, great, but in a public education system, where children are brought up with different religions, that is unacceptable! And as for abortion: let's throw away the debate of whether or not life begins at conception. Let's forge
Sarah Palin, National Security
"Before anyone dismisses the fact that Sarah Palin is Commander of the Alaska National Guard consider this. Alaska is the first line of defense in our missile interceptor defense system. The 49th Missile Defense Battalion of the Alaska National Guard is the unit that protects the entire nation from ballistic missile attacks. It’s on permanent active duty, unlike other Guard units. As governor of Alaska , Palin is briefed on highly classified military issues, homeland security, and counter-terrorism. Her exposure to classified material may rival even Biden's and certainly by far exceeds Obama's. She's also the commander in chief of the Alaska State Defense Force (ASDF), a federally recognized militia incorporated into Homeland Security's counter-terrorism plans. Palin is privy to military and intelligence secrets that are vital to the entire country's defense. Given Alaska 's proximity to Russia , she may have security clearances we don't even know about. According to the
Sarah Palin Vs Barack Obama
Tale of the Tape: Sarah Palin vs. Barack Obama Office being sought Vice President of The United States, President of the United States and Leader of the Free World Full name: Sarah Louise Heath Palin Barack Hussein Obama II Nickname: Sarah: Barracuda Barry Obama: "The One" Public opinion: Smoking hot in a "naughty librarian" sort of way May be The Messiah Age: 44 48 Children: 5: two sons, three daughters 2: two daughters Religion/Church attendance: Evangelical Christian; attends Juneau Christian Center when in Juneau and grew up attending Wasilla Assembly of God Attended Trinity United Church of Christ for 20 years, a "black liberation theology" church formerly led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright and governed according to the Black Value System Current Job: Governor of Alaska Junior Senator from Illinois Previous Public Jobs: Mayor of Wasilla, AK (1996
Sarah And Oprah The Spiritual And Moral Contrast
Solving Light Books Demystifying Ancient Greek Art -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SARAH AND OPRAH THE SPIRITUAL AND MORAL CONTRAST By Robert Bowie Johnson, Jr. Oprah Winfrey has said she will have Sarah Palin on her show after the election. I doubt that Sarah will appear on Oprahs show then or at any other time. I dont think Oprah is going to follow through, either. They both understand what the other represents. The spiritual contrast between them is too stark, starker than that between the sun at high noon and midnight in a dismal swamp. Sarah worships the Creator of the heavens and the earth. Oprah worships herself. As we examine the striking exhibition of spiritual and moral unlikeness between these two women, well see with crystal clarity exactly what is at stake in this election. Sarah Palin, the governor of Alaska, is John McCains running-mate. Oprah Winfrey has been called the richest and most influential woman
Sarah's Survey!
Questions --- I'm curious to see if there is anyone on MY Friends list that have the guts to repost this, answering the questions themselves. . . . . . . . . (1) Is there someone on ur top friends u would like to have sex with? I do have have Sex with my #1.. um..yeah there's one other on my top friends that I have had sex with.. EEKK!! that sounds AWFUL.. omg.. (2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? I like all 3... (3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? No (4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No (5) Shower or bath while having sex? yeah Both (6) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? aggressive (7) Do you love someone in your friends list? Yes, some as friends.. and one completely!! (8) Love or Money? Love.. I've had money and chose LOVE instead.. (9) Credit cards or cash? cash (10) Have you ever wanted a best friend? I have a couple of best friends.. (11)
Sarah Palin, Venus In Furs: Drilling & Killing Vs Peace Through Pleasure
Sarah Palin isn’t the only woman running for Vice President in this season’s U.S. Presidential sweepstakes. There is another candidate for the office on Number One Observatory Circle who also happens to have a vagina, and that candidate happens to be me. Governor Palin and I have more in common than two X chromosomes: We both favor lipstick politics, love our supportive manly husbands, enjoy handling phallic objects - in her case a rifle, and in mine, a vibrator - and neither of us has had much of any government experience on the national stage at all. Then there are our outfits: I’m in lingerie all the way, and the Governor’s in a bikini. Yes, that bikini shot was a fake - just Sarah Palin’s head jauntily photoshopped onto the bikini model’s rifle-wielding body - but the zeitgeist is that it authentically conveys the Spirit of Sarah (Lord have mercy). That is, even in her sensible business suits, desert camo, cuddly parkas or hunting gear, and
Sarah Brightman - Time To Say Goodbye Feat. Andrea Bocelli
Sarah
At GOP convention, context and facts go missing from message of the day By JIM KUHNHENN | Associated Press Writer 10:48 PM CDT, September 3, 2008 ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) _ Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and her Republican supporters held back little Wednesday as they issued dismissive attacks on Barack Obama and flattering praise on her credentials to be vice president. In some cases, the reproach and the praise stretched the truth. Some examples: PALIN: "I have protected the taxpayers by vetoing wasteful spending ... and championed reform to end the abuses of earmark spending by Congress. I told the Congress 'thanks but no thanks' for that Bridge to Nowhere." THE FACTS: As mayor of Wasilla, Palin hired a lobbyist and traveled to Washington annually to support earmarks for the town totaling $27 million. In her two years as governor, Alaska has requested nearly $750 million in special federal spending, by far the largest per-capita request in the nation. While Palin notes she reject
Sarah Palin In A Swimsuit-1984
Sara Palin And Why She Scares The Hell Out Of The Sorry Assed Democrats
When John McCain selected Governor Sarah Palin, as his running mate, the Democrats and their far-left constituency let out a primal scream that could be heard from sea to shining sea. How dare he choose someone that they and their pals in the media had not had a chance to vet (i.e. libel, slander, and otherwise and otherwise eviscerate). Ah, but it was not too late. These seekers of a new kind of politics poured torrents of malicious abuse upon her and her family. Plane loads of scandal mongers, lawyers and other truth seekers became more numerous in Alaska than the polar bear, as they rallied local Democrats and disgruntled Republicans to their cause. Here was a woman who chose to have children and a career. Aging Washington socialites weighed in with newly discovered sensitivity for mothers with careers outside the home. Here was a woman who became upset because her ex-brother-in-law had tasered her nephew and threatened her father. The Democrats and their friends had to save t
Sarah Is Only 865k Away
My really good friend Sarah has activated her Auto-11s and she's so very close to becoming a GodMother. Please spank her hard and she will spank you back. Tempted*RateSpankers*Pu$$ycatPlaymates*@ fubar
Sarah Palin's Biggest Screw-up Yet!!
Sarah Palin: Why She Irritates The Hell Out Of Me
Sarah Palin Why she irritates the hell out of me By: Nicole Purville Ive mentioned to several people that it concerns me that John McCain has no degree and that Sarah Palin has a Bachelor of Science degree in communications-journalism from the University of Idaho. http://gov.state.ak.us/bio.html http://mccain.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?FuseAction=AboutSenatorMcCain.Biography One of the things that surprised me is that to some people, this is ok. It is ok that these two individuals run for public office without any formal training in politics or law. These people also said that our forefathers wanted ordinary laymen to be able to lead and contribute to our country. That is an excellent point that I had never thought of. Why should the stuffed shirts run the country? We should all have a say. After all : We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote th
Sarah Is Smashing Her Way Into The Bank
Good morning. I heard this story today on the way into work about a lady who opened what is called Sarahs Smash shop. She will for a prize allow you to take out your frustrations on china, glasses, pictures of your ex, or those you have pictures of that you wish to mangle smash or whip it at a wall all for a nominal fee. She gets 45 dollars for you smashing 15 plates in a fifteen minute time frame15 plates if I was mad enough would take no more then 15 seconds. However, this woman is a pioneer. I say that because you always see these rummage sales where people have tons and tons of glassware, china, plates of all shapes and sizes and she could pick them up for pennies on the dollar and make hundreds upon hundreds of dollars letting people take out their frustrations on them. Sounds like she is going to be smashing her way laughing to the bank Ok, thugs in training, or shall we say Thugs not ready for Thugdom. Police in Wilmington, N.C., arrested Anthony Mallette, 30, and Capria
Sarah Mclachlan & Cindy Lauper - Time After Time
Sarah Brightman - Time To Say Goodbye Feat. Andrea Bocelli
Sarah Palin On Snl--10/18/08
Sarah Palin As Tina Fey
Sarah & Her Bewbs
she wants an Obama bling & promised to let you see her bewbs.....oh & i still want your monies & you still should check out my auction, i'm a hooker & i'm selling my ass thank you & good night
Sarah Palin Can't Name A Newspaper She Reads
Sarab Bully
what i am willing to offer the highest bidder 1. fu owned in name for the month that person owns me rate all pics and stash during happy hour make personal graphics make them 1 nsfw cleavige salute click my pic above to place a bid on me
Sarah Mclachlan Answer
I will be the answer At the end of the line I will be there for you Why take the time In the burning of uncertainty I will be your solid ground I will hold the balance If you can't look down If it takes my whole life I won't break, I won't bend It will all be worth it Worth it in the end Because I can only tell you that I know That I need you in my life When the stars have all gone out You'll still be burning so bright Cast me gently Into morning For the night has been unkind Take me to a Place so holy That I can wash this from my mind The memory of choosing not to fight If it takes my whole life I won't break, I won't bend It will all be worth it Worth it in the end Because I can only tell you that I know That I need you in my life When the stars have all gone out
Sarah Mclachlan Push
Every time I look at you the world just melts away All my troubles all my fears dissolve in your affections You've seen me at my weakest but you take me as I am And when you fall you offer me a softer place to land You stay the course you hold the line you keep it all together You're the one true thing I know I can believe in You're all the things that I desire, you save me, you complete me You're the one true thing I know I can believe in I get mad so easy but you give me room to breathe No matter what I say or do 'cause you're to good to fight about it Even when I have to push just to see how far you'll go You wont stoop down to battle but you never turn to go Love is just the antidote, when nothing else can cure me There are times I cant decide when i cant tell up from down You make me feel less crazy when otherwise I'd drown But you pick me up and brush me off and tell me I'm OK Sometimes thats just what we need to get us through the day
~*~* Sara *~*~ .."the Pegasus Project Asst Team Leader"
She needs rates to level please help her
Sarah Mclachlan - Fallen
Sarah McLachlan - Fallen Heaven bent to take my hand And lead me through the fire Be the long awaited answer To a long and painful fight Truth be told I've tried my best But somewhere along the way I got caught up in all there was to offer And the cost was so much more than I could bear Though I've tried, I've fallen... I have sunk so low I have messed up Better I should know So don't come round here And tell me I told you so... We all begin with good intent Love was raw and young We believed that we could change ourselves "The past can be undone" But we carry on our backs the burden Time always reveals In the lonely light of morning In the wound that would not heal It's the bitter taste of losing everything That I have held so dear. I've fallen... I have sunk so low I have messed up Better I should know So don't come round here And tell me I told you so... Heaven bent to take my hand Nowhere left to turn I'm lost to those I thought were fri
Sarah Mclachlan - I Love You
Sarah McLachlan - I Love You I had a smile Stretched from ear to ear To see you walking down the road We meet at the lights I stare for a while The world around us disappears Just you and me On my island of hope A breath between us could be miles Let me surround you My sea to your shore Let me be the calm you seek Oh but every time I'm close to you There's too much I can't say And you just walk away And I forgot To tell you I love you And the night's Too long And cold here Without you I grieve in my condition For I cannot find the words to say I need you so Oh and every time I'm close to you There's too much I can't say And you just walk away And I forgot To tell you I love you And the night's Too long And cold here Without you I grieve in my condition For I cannot find the words to say I need you so bad Oh, I need you so bad
Sarasmile
This is what happens when you call someone a whore, you fucking slut sarasmile: whatever you want to think. ->sarasmile: im happy to see you agreeing with me, that you do indeed have a penis. sarasmile: haha...you wish. ->sarasmile: you offering yours? sarasmile: haha...go suck a dick. ->sarasmile: wouldnt want it enmeshed in a web of herpes, and gonnorhea, thank you....ill pass sarasmile: pfft....def wont be yours. ->sarasmile: i think you need a hard black dick jammed in your throat Sarasmile@ fubar
Sarah Is A Wh0re
1. What is your best friends name? Zach 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? none 3. What are you listening to right now? Dora the Explorer...Blakes watching TV 4. Whats your favorite number? 3 5. What was the last thing you ate? breakfast sammich thingie 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? cerulean 7. How is the weather right now? windy 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Nina 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? arm or teeth 10. Do you have a significant other? yes 11. Favorite TV show? Heroes 12. Siblings? 4 bro's and 1 whore sister 13. Height? 5'3" 14. Hair color natural? i have no idea 15. Eye Color? blue 16. Do you wear contacts? No. 17. Favorite Holiday? Halloween 18. Month? probably November 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? I cry at the stupidest stuff.... 20. What was the last movie you watched? Madea goes to Jail 21. Favorite Day of the
Sarah
Sarah sarah comes home. nobody is there.daddy pulls into the drive and then comes her scare.mommy is home from the bar, hurt and anger is in her eyes.can't you hear sarah's cries?she gets knocked to the floor by daddy's hard fist.all she wanted to do was show him her christmas list.she is laying there, unable to move.mommy starts to yell, she wishes she would soothe.daddy takes the gun, now its too late. by the terror in sarah 's eyes, she now sees her fate.someone heard, but too afraid to call.i wonder if they had, if little sarah would've had to fall
Sara
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Sarah Remembers Mamaw Lives Far, Far Away On A Hill
Martha found out last night that she was having an extra day counted on her paycheck than she had expected, so after she dropped Mary off at work this morning (I would have done that, but I have been sleeping late the last few days and didn’t get up until eight-thirty) she stopped at McDonald’s and picked up breakfast for me, Sarah, Jeffrey, and herself! Sarah and Jeffrey split a big breakfast between them (and still didn’t eat it all, it’s my lunch at work because I hate to waste food), I had a big breakfast with coffee and Martha enjoyed a breakfast bagel with a caramel cappuccino. And she complains about my caffeine “fix”; the irony in that is that Fix is my wife’s maiden name. After breakfast, I called my mom in Kentucky whom I hadn’t talked to since Sunday when she was still in the hospital to receive some blood and treatment for pneumonia. When I was in the living room speaking to Mom with the others in the room, I mentioned wha
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Sarah Jessica Parker Is A Stalker
Sex In The City’s Sarah Jessica Parker admitted trying get movie parts opposite Hugh Grant for “a good fifteen years.” But she says it’s a good thing she didn’t get those parts cause as she puts it “I would not have been prepared to harness all the feeling I have for (him).” she says she is now a “far more professional person.” I’ll go along with that. For more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2009/12/24/times-charm-sarah-jessica-parker-pursuit-hugh-grant/?test=faces You will fall in love with BlastFM when you listen. And it will love you back. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm .
Sarah's Homework Assignment
***Sarah had an assignment for her psychology class..not sure the exact paper-subject,but this is what she turned in!! I almost cried when I read it!!! Remember...our kids remember EVERYTHING we do good and bad!!(don't know her grade on on yet!!)**** Childhood MemoryBy: Sarah Cerutti This rare, 1974 album of J.D. Blackfoot’s Crazy Horse is an item that I have had since I was two years old. My dad took me to an old record store down in Maplewood. He can’t remember the store, but he thinks the name was Disconnection. J.D. was collecting blankets and signing autographs. He is part Indian, so the blankets went to his reservation. My dad actually gave him one of my old baby blankets and asked him to sign this album. He signed, “To Sarah. Stay Happy.” Even though I have never listened to much of this album, I will always cherish this item from my dad. Growing up I was always around classic rock. I would come home to my dad and my brother blasting the big K-Horn Klips
Sarah And Jeff Part 1
Sarah and Jeff Sarah stumbled in the door from work, clutching her purse and grocery bags in one hand, and a couple more bags in the other. She put the groceries down in her kitchen and walked over to her answering machine. She read the red blinking light that said “12” and pushed the play button. She listened as her mother droned on in one message about her finding the right guy and settling down, and why she couldn’t be more like her siblings who where happily married and had kids and families of their own. Sarah being 25 didn’t think it was such a big deal that she was still single and not looking to get married at the moment. After a few more messages from friends and bill collectors, one message stood out. It was a man relying to her personals ad she had posted on the internet. She had written to him a couple times and finally gave him her phone number and her address so if he was going to come over at some point he could. He left his number so she coul
Sarah N Zoey
Since the momment she first saw you,She has felt nothing but love.A bond no man could severe,Not even the heavens above. Thier lives may change,But thier love will always remain.In a world of uncertaintys,It will and has stayed the same. Her smile reflects her love,In the child it shines.A mother and daughters love,Will stand the test of time.
Sarah And Jeff Part 2
When Jeff stepped into the shower, Sarah immediately dropped to her knees. She swirled her pierced tongue around the tip of his cock then lightly sucked on it. Jeff looked down at her and slowly worked his fingers into her wet hair and gave a playful tug. Sarah moaned softly and slid the tip of his cock into her mouth a little further. Sucking a little harder and moved her tongue around him. He tugged at her hair again a little harder this time and closed his eyes and put his head back moaning slightly. She took more of his cock into her mouth going further and further down until his cock was deep in her throat. She looked up at him .Jeff moaned a little louder and looked down at her and locked eyes with her. Her eyes looked so innocent, he pulled her head back and pushed it down on his cock again, putting himself deeper into her throat until she gagged a little. Sarah moaned louder every time he pulled her hair. She sucked harder and faster swirling her tongue all around Jeff&rsq
Sarah Moir Home
Sarah bursts into the room playing virtuosic and well known pieces, accompanied by an upbeat backing track which engulfs your guests with dramatic, gorgeous sound. She wears a stunning outfit of your choosing depending on the formality of your function, costumes ranging from a full length, fully sequined evening gown with a train to a playful electric violin, short, red ruffled number. Sarah performs her show both on and off the stage, roving around the tables of your guests and engaging them personally.
Sara's Graduation
About ten years ago I bought my house in a quiet neighborhood. Most of the neighbors were ok but I struck up a friendship with Rick and Lisa. Their daughter Sara was maybe 7 or 8. We spent a lot of time together having cook-outs, card games and such so it was no surprise when I received an invitation to Sara’s graduation party. On Saturday afternoon I slipped a C in a card, grabbed some beers and headed over to their place. Sara came running over and jumped up, wrapping her legs around my waist and arms around my neck, giving me a kiss on the cheek. She has been doing this every since I could remember. I sat with Rick sipping the beers while Lisa helped Sara tend to her guest. As the afternoon wore on it appeared to be that Sara was flirting with me but I thought that was crazy. I chalked up to the fact I was getting buzzed, after all she was just a kid. I decided to head home and as I was leaving Sara gave me another hug and said “You forgot my birthday, I just turned e
Sarah's Home! What A Great Seventh Anniversary Present!
As I had to leave for work this morning, Sarah was in Trinity Hospital with me, Jeffrey, Martha, Sharon (Martha’s mom) and me being educated on how to use and how often to use her inhaler over the next two weeks. Speaking for the guys, I will be so glad to have Martha – who also went back to work today – and Sarah back home tonight! When we’ve been home the last few days, Jeffrey’s mood has ranged from heart-strung (“Where is my Sarah? Where is my Sarah”) to ambivalent (Dr. Cadwalader her pediatrician: “Are you ready for Sarah to come home?” Jeffrey: “No.”), but I will give him credit – he picked out the flowers this morning we gave the girls. It was our second bouquet as the one of dandelions we’d picked at home flew apart as they moved … the nitroglycerin of flowers, go figure. For something a little less explosive, yesterday at church – where we had originally not planned to go due to
Sarcastic
You Have Your Sarcastic Moments While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge. In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead! And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in. Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious. How Sarcastic Are You?
Sarcastic
You're Totally SarcasticYou sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.How Sarcastic Are You?
Sarcasm
You're Totally Sarcastic You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?
Sarcasm In Print
OK so to the fucking point...I'm a real smart ass. I give the people I like a lot of shit and enjoy a good laugh. I don't do it to make myself feel better or to put people down, thats just not me. I do it cause I don't take a lot of things very seriously and well, cause thats just me. Those that know me know that I do it to myself as much if not more than I do to anyone else. If anyone out there wants to get offended at what I say I will take this one time to tell you I'm sorry and that I did not mean to offend you. With that said; from here on in I will laugh at your oversensitive silly ass for getting your panties in a bunch over this shit!!
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1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire. 3. Its always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 7. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and dr
Sarcastic Bitch
You're Totally Sarcastic You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?
Sarcasum And You
You Have Your Sarcastic Moments While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge. In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead! And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in. Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious. How Sarcastic Are You?
Sarcasm
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. A closed mouth gathers no foot. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Sarcasm & Quotes
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person The money is always greener in the other guy's wallet. Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work is done here. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem If I throw a stick, will you leave? Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience And your cry baby whiny-ass opinion would be...? I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. All Men Are Animals. Some Just Make Better Pets. I can see your point, but I still think you are full of shit. I'll try being nicer if you will try being smarter. YOU!!! Off my planet! Hold on, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn
Sarcasam Rule
The rule for being sarcastic is; "Only if you weigh 150lbs or more."
Sarcasm
Dripping of the focet Dripping down my spine. Tickling my senses And mushing up my mind. Forgotten are we spoken The melding of our time Losing our direction Waiting for the sign Tic tac toe's for crosses Grapes are for the vine You cant find life in vases But you cane drink right from wine
Sarcastic Remarks To Get You Through The Day
Sarcastic remarks to get you through the day 1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? 2. Do I look like a damn people person? 3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. 6. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 7. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 8. You! Off my planet! 9. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats. 10. Does your train of thought have a caboose? 11. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat. 12. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? 13. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 14. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 15. A PBS mind in an MTV world. 16. Allow me to introduce my selves. 17. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 18. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them. 19. Well
Sarcasm
Another Wolfie rant. There's this little thing I like to use called sarcasm. It appears that many of you do not know what it is, so I will post the definition for you. sarcasm (sr'kāz'əm) n. 1. A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound. 2. A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule. 3. The use of sarcasm. See Synonyms at wit I use sarcasm often and am really tired of the endless parade of morons who can't detect it's use. 90% of my mumms are sarcastic. If you do not have a firm grasp of this concept, please do not bother to vote or comment. Finally, if you do not appreciate or enjoy sarcasm, feel free to delete me from your friends list. Chances are you're a hayseed with big breasts and I added you for points only. Thank you, and good day
Sarcasm
Ok, i know its the lowest form of wit, but i love it. I do tend to be sarcastic a lot, however, what annoys me is that some people just dont get it. And the internet makes it worse, as you cant hear the way its said which you really need if you are being sarcastic. I mean i posted a sarcastic mumm with the title BBW (as there had been loads of threads on them that day. I asked if people thought normal sized people were hot or not, but people jsut didn't get it and thought I was having a dig at BBW's, which i wasn't at all. Seriously though, all of the mumm's ive posted have been jsut for comedy value really, but i seems people take them all so seriously. maybe its just me, and nobody gets my sense of humour
Sarcastic Quote
Sarcastic quote of the day: "I love how people say your a racist if you don't want people to sneak into your country ILLEGALLY. So can I sneak into your house without your permission,I could use a bigger place, c"mon I just want to better myself!!!" This made me smile:) I can't help it!
Sarcasm
You're Totally Sarcastic You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?
Sarcasm
You Have Your Sarcastic Moments While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge. In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead! And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in. Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious. How Sarcastic Are You?
Sarcastic Remarks
1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? 2. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 3. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 4. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. 5. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 6. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 7. You!... Off my planet! 8. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats. 9. Does your train of thought have a caboose? 10. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? 11. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 12. A PBS mind in an MTV world. 13. Allow me to introduce my selves. 14. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 15. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them. 16 Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 17. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. 18. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 19. A cubicle is just a padded cell w
Sarcasm
If you can't say it yourself why not enjoy the things that others have said? That's right, there is no reason not to enjoy what others who are better than you have said. Their observations about the world and it's people are laid bare for anyone to enjoy; to that end, You should collect some sarcastic quotes ...... especially witty quotes.
Sarcasm Lost...
cubbies88: cool u r hot ->cubbies88: you are the sole reason I came here from Russia cubbies88: ok when??? ->cubbies88: ofcourse, I was waiting for this moment all my life cubbies88: we should hook up lol ->cubbies88: for you-always cubbies88: u single?? ->cubbies88: thx cubbies88: ur fine as hell ->cubbies88: hi cubbies88: heyy cutie
Sarcasm Is Not An Emotion. (6/11/08)
I'm going to start with good news. We spoke to my daddy's surgeon today, and he got ALL the cancer. All of it! Nuffin left to eat my daddy's colon. He'll probably still go through a small round of chemo just for formalities, but ha! Take that, cancer! My daddy kicked your ass! I want to thank ALL of you for your wishes and good thoughts, obviously they worked. Let's find something else you guys can put your minds to. I would love to win the lottery, make it happen! To celebrate the good news, I might go have a beer with my piercer later tonight. I owe him one anyway for being such a drama queen on Monday. Having said that, I would like to point out for the billionth time that people on the internet are freaks. I'm on a community called Inked Nation, it's for tattooers, tattoo enthusiasts, etc. So this guy messages me like, hey, what's up, etc. I message back with him for a while, then go to bed. While I was sleeping, he apparently messaged me asking for my instant messenger ID, then
Sarcasm Is Lost On The Stupid...
I was at the shoe store earlier buying my daughter some new sneakers...the store was empty except for the two women who worked there...one was maybe 20 the other in her forties...They asked if I found everything I needed..I smiled and said yes...unless you have some sanity I did not see. The older one looked at me and said.."what is that"? The Younger one asked what I needed I said I said sanity..they were both dumbfounded..and asked what it was..I said Nevermind. Then the Older one got snotty and said ow do we know if we can order it in if you cannot explain what it is. I kinda snapped at that point and said " Sanity...ya know when someone is insane they have no SANITY..it was a joke"The young girl giggled at that point..and the older one said "I don't get jokes"NO shit...fuck...why can stupidity not be painful...wow.End rantMissed you witty fuckers btw ;)
Sarcastic? Oh Yes..a Bit
HOLY HELLThis one is fucking spot ON wow LMFAO Abnormally Sarcastic. People can't tell if you're angry, happy, or constipated. You probably make jokes that no one understands and you think it's because they're stupid and not because sarcasm isn't always funny. You might be joking all the time but since it's in your nature to test different levels of sarcasm in people you probably don't laugh much. Everyone thinks you're smart but also kind of an ass too.
Sarcasm
Sarcasm Dreams are as open to humor as they are to any other part of your personality. Sarcasm is a particularly interesting facet of humor that emphasizes the shortcomings of a person. Consequently, whether you initiate or are the butt of the sarcasm shows something about your place in the dream. Sometimes, the entire dream falls into this category. The dream is almost a cruel joke played upon you. This may be a dream that sheds light on your relationships or potential in the world. This dream may occur when you are in a situation that could potentially place you in circumstances that are way over your head. Dream sarcasm often has metaphorical meaning related to waking events and vice-versa. For example, a phrase used by others to torment you may become a central object in the dream that you either worship or loathe.
Sarcasm!
Do you need intellect and witt for this? Why do people find it offensive (because i throw in a bit of factual reference maybe) can you be TOO sarcastic? these are the questions i'n currently pondering .......
Sarcastic Me....
sarcasm....for me it's how i communicate....some may say it's rude...well no sh*t....it's supposed to be...if you're looking for kind words i can do that too just don't expect it at all times.....i don't always get it when others are sarcastic towards me but oh well guess i'll have to learn....maybe it's a gift to not have a filter on what i say.....don't know and don't care....it's part of me and it's how i'll always be.....but if i consider you a friend then i will always be there for you as much as i can be....and of course with a smartass comment to let you know i care...because if i didn't care i wouldn't bother with you at all....so if my comments offend you let me know...so i can say it again only louder......note tho...I am NOT racist or predjudice i accept all people for who and what they are...so if i hit upon a sensitive subject i will appologize and try not to do it again.....as i said my "filter" on what i say doesn't always work......love, peace, and chicken grease.....
Sarcasm
Sarcastic, Nasty Statuses...and The Bullies That Post Them
Okay some of the bitches out here really grind my gears lol...wtf is up with the nasty, hateful, sarcastic statuses some of you nasty bitches post? not only the status...which shows what a bully you really are (one fubitch in particular who believes she is the be all, end allof the fuworld...maybe even the real world as well lol)...but also the hateful way your nasty c*nt cronies chime right in and insult the people who express an opinion...or confusion more often than not...about your idiotic status? Why don't you idiot bitches...you followers of the fu bullies...keep your fucking mouths shut and get a real life? I'm beginning to think these members (women, 99% of the troublemakers out here) just come here to release their inner bitch...to bully and degrade other women and even men...to be the person they don't feel they can be in real life lol...although, well, that IS the person they are deep inside...it's just sickening to me...some of us wanna have fun...move along and leave u
[sardines]
I want them to be good.I really do.Little bits of very good for you fish in adorable filets or cylinders of meat and bone.Sadlysardines are not eel.And are often "smoked" (blasted with exhaust piped from chinese shit farms)So I bought a couple tins today, followed my instincts after tasting someand created something ediblebut not terrific.Drain it rinse itsmother it in aromaticsbreadcrumbstomato saucebalsalmic vinegar *sigh* edible but not great.So I did what I do in all these situationsdrinkwaitno.Consult my spanish cook book. Gorgonzola was a pretty good idea though. More on this topic later.
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Sarge
A General retired after 35 years and realized a life-long dream of buying a bird-hunting estate in South Dakota. He invited an old friend to visit for a week of pheasant shooting. The friend was in awe of the General's new bird dog, "Sarge". The dog could point, flush and retrieve with the very best, and the friend offered to buy the dog at any price. The General declined, saying that Sarge was the very best bird dog he had ever owned and that he wouldn't part with him at any price. A year later the same friend returned for another week of hunting and was surprised to find the General breaking in a new dog. "What happened to ole Sarge?" he asked. "Had to shoot him," grumbled the General. "A friend came to hunt with me and couldn't remember the dog's name. He kept calling him Colonel. After that, all he would do was sit on his ass and bark."
Sarge's Bad Girls Of Fubar
THE BADDEST GIRLS YOU'LL EVER WANT TO MEET..FAN RATE & ADD THEM..TRUST ME IT WILL BE WORTH IT.. IF YOUR A BAD BOY..CHECK OUT MY FU WIFE'S PAGE.. Ecuadorian Goddess BAD DD *MISS JINKS* ~ruth~ ~DeViLs PLaYtHiNg~ Tulsa's Angel ^sin^ *~Pokins MILF~* Sheez RaidersBabe Leggs ~DaNaughtster~ Brown Eyed Girl milfsweetie ~Blueroses~ you just never know ~ Christy2728 ~Mydnyte~ LizzieKitty
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Sarge's Bad Girl Rules This Is A Pimpout Not A Group To Be Added To The The Pimpout This Is What You Need To Do 1.Fan,Rate & Add Me (When Sending A Friend Request... Let Me Know You Want To Be Added To The Pimpout 2.Fan,Rate & Add Others In The Pimpout 3.Just Help Me & Others In The Pimpout By Rating Stash,Blogs & Pics 4.Always Fan Rate All New Bad Girls 5.Repost All Bulletins About Sarge's Bad Girls
Sarge's Bad Girls
THE BADDEST GIRLS YOU'LL EVER WANT TO MEET..FAN RATE & ADD THEM..TRUST ME IT WILL BE WORTH IT.. To Join Sarge's Bad Girls First You Need To Read This Link http://fubar.com/blog/172118/939686 Then R/F/A Everyone On This List. Ecuadorian Goddess(ON TEMP LEAVE)BAD DDTulsa's AngelRaidersBabe Brown Eyed Girl ~Blueroses~Devils Advocate**BooBooKittyFuk** MuRdAMoMs Cuddle Goddess♥ Summer ♥pepsikola420 Meagan(ON TEMP LEAVE) J k޵k g AMber420Nicole
Sarge's Bad Girl Rules
Sarge's Bad Girl Rules This Is What You Need To Do To Be Added To Sarge's Bad Girls 1.Have A Salute Pic 2.Fan,Rate & Add Me (When Sending A Friend Request... Let Me Know You Want To Be Added To Sarge's Bad Girls 3.Read & Rate All Bad Girls Blogs 4.Fan,Rate & Add Others In The Pimpout 5.Just Help Me & Others In The Pimpout By Rating Stash,Blogs & Pics 6.Always Fan Rate All New Bad Girls 7.Repost All Bulletins About Sarge's Bad Girls
Sarge's Bad Girls Is Hosting A Happy Hour!
Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar Today, Tuesday, January 29th at 11:00 AM Fubar time, Sarge's Bad Girls is hosting his very FIRST happy hour! Go spank Sarge's Bad Girls really hard!!! glitter-graphics.com Also, to all Bad Girls, you need to check Sarge's blogs! It would also be great if the Bad Girls all use their Bad Girls animated picture as their default! Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar This bulletin brought to you by: ^Sweet Mel ~Official Greeter Club F.A.R ~SgtRaider's Bad Girl^@ fubar and Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR Promoter ~ SgtRaider's Bad Girl/Sisters 4 Life/FuOwned by ^Sin^@ fubar with help from: W GЀ ~ _W΃ 2 hݧh ~ îG' Gή ~@ fubar and Wild Horse ~Lounge Expert~ ~Fubar's 24th Godfather~@ fubar
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Sarge's Bad Girls Please Read
This is A Callout to all Sarge's Bad Girls! We Need Your Input ASAP! Please go to This Blog And Give Us Your Ideas!! All Bad Girls Go & Show Some Bad Girl Love To WildHorse Tommorow @ 1 pm (Fubar Time) During His Happy Hour!!!!!!!!!!!! Not A Bad Girl, But Wanna Join? Check Out Sarges Bad Girls *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Looking for a Valentines Date? Check Out Sarges Bad Girls!! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Why do you think you should be her V-day date ~ Answer that question on any of the girls photos & you could be her date for Valentines Day! Sarge's Bad Girls Lounge This Bulletin was Brought To You By: (repost of original by ' W GЀ ~ Fu-Wifey 2 Honeyhine ~ îG' Gή ~' on '2008-02-10 13:56:37')
Sarge's April 5th Pimpout!
Sarge's Bad Girls*FuOwned By ^Sin^ And BBWGoddess* Fu-Owner Of Milfsweetie & Renee*@ fubar April 5th Sarge's Bad Girls Pimpout is pimping out these fine young ladies! If they aren't yet your friends, take care of that NOW! These ladies are awesome, everyone go show them some hot lovin! The Birthday Bad Girl: ^sin^-Enforcer@ Flirtations♥fu gf 2 sexy sheila♥fu owned by emt380 & tulsa's angel@ fubar *BooBooKittyFuk* aka Mortisha AnaCarNa *PR-MAMII'S PERSONAL BOMBER :P* no rate and fan = NO ADD@ fubar Sonya~BarWench@Jens~Brians Fuwifey &R/L GF~Sarges Bad Girl~BBW Bombers Co Owner~FuOwned by BhamBuggy@ fubar ~Blueroses~Sarge's Bad Girls~@ fubar milfsweetie/ FU-WIFE & RL GF of Sgt. R
Sarge's Bad Girls Happy Hours
If Any Of Sarge's Bad Girls Have A Happy Hour...Leave The Info(Date-Time) In This Blog..So We Can All Leave Love On Your Page During Your Happy Hour
Sarge's Bad Girls Are Truly The Best
Just Want To Say Thank You To BAD DD For VIPing Me Again
Sarge's Bad Girl's Auction
I wasn't really super pleased with the results of my first auction. Love my owner, just thought I'd get more attention I guess. So I joined an auction hosted by my group, Sarge's Bad Girls. It ends August 1st. Most picture rates gets a 3 Day Blast, so please at least rate the pic for me. Clicky clicky to check it out or bid,
The Sarge Has New #
For Those Few That Have My Cell Phone # ..I Changed It Today..If You Want The New One...Leave A Comment Here And I'll Send It To You In A Message.. Thanks, Sgt. Raider
Sarges Bad Girls Contest
Will you please leave me some comments or just rate me! Please this is my first contest !
Sarge's Bad Girls In The Spotlight? Let's Make It Happen!!!
SARGE'S BAD GIRLS IS SO READY TO SPOTLIGHT! Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar Quite a few million more and the bidding can begin!!! So, help me out!!! Please? Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar Anyone that donates fubucks will be included in a pimpout of those who have donated that will be posted often and included permanently in my blog! Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar IF you donate $250,000 fubucks, you will get a custom animation made by me! Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar If you donate $500,000 fubucks, you will get a custom animation made by me and a minimum of 100 picture rates! Sarge's Bad Girls@ fubar donated by: 1,000,000 *Pink0828* 750,000
Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week Questionaire
~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: Birthday: Zodiac Sign: Hair Color: Eye Color: Tattoos: Piercings: *Favorites* Color: Season: Day Of Week: Animal: Flower: *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Smiled For No Reason?: Sat On Your Rooftop?: *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: Phone 0R IM?: McDonalds 0R Burger King?: Summer 0R Winter?: CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: XBox 0R PS2?: RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?: Your Fears?: Your Weakness?: Do you like Thunderstorms?: Number of things in my Past I Regret?: Do you Swear?: Do you Shower Daily?: Your Weakness?: Your Most Missed Memory?: Your Best Physical Feature?: AIM: Own an I-pod/ MP3 Player?: Do you think you're attractive?: FUBAR: How long have you been on fubar?: Who are your best friends on fubar?: Do you receive free gifts from others on fubar?: Do you show nsfw pics on fubar?: Do you own or subscribe to the fubar loung
9-01-08 Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week "ticha"
Let Me Introduce You To The First Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 9-01-08.. Ticha Here Is A Bit About Her Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ♥ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ♥ ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname:Laticha/Ticha or Tich Birthday:July 31, 1981 Zodiac Sign:Leo Hair Color:Red Eye Color:Green w/ dark blue outline Tattoos:None but want 1 Piercings:Just ears allergic 2 the silver they use on other piercings *Favorites* Color:Purple Season:Fall Day Of Week:Tuesday Animal:Lioness Flower:Water Lily *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?:Yes & kissed in the rain yummy Laughed So Hard You Cried?:All the time Smiled For No Reason?:Everyday Sat On Your Rooftop?:On a rooftop but not mine *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?:Computer Phone 0R IM?:IM McDonalds 0R Burger King?:McDonald's Summer 0R Winter?:Winter CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?:MP3 XBox 0R PS2?:PS2 but don't like video games RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?:
9-08-08 Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week"kept In Corsets"
Let Me Introduce You To The Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 9-08-08 Kept In Corsets Here Is A Bit About Her Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ♥ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ♥ Kept In Corsets ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: Whitney, some call me Whinnie or Italia. Birthday: January 29th, 1987. Zodiac Sign: Aquarius. Hair Color: Red. Eye Color: Green. Tattoos: One on my back, a pentacle with a rose through it. Piercings: Two in each ear, about to redo my nose. *Favorites* Color: Black, purple, red. Season: Fall. Day Of Week: Tuesday and Saturday. Animal: Penguin, Llama. Flower: Orchids. *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: Plenty of times. Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Yeah, sometimes. Smiled For No Reason?: Sure. Sat On Your Rooftop?: I've sat on a lot of rooftops... I love rooftops. *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: Computer. Phone 0R IM?: Depends who I'm talking to. McDonalds 0R Burger King?: M
Sarge's Bad Girls Are Looking For A Halloween Date
Have You Wanted To Date A Bad Girl.. Now Is Your Chance To Date One Of Sarge's Bad Girls. Come Leave Them Your Best Pick Up Line Or Date Idea. They Will Choose Their Favorite Line Or Idea. You Will Get A Minimum Of 100 Rates From The Bad Girl That Chooses You. Here Are The Bad Girls You Can Choose From. HoneyDew's Princess Vamp Morticia Sexy Green Eyes Chaos' Goddess Blueroses Tulsa's Angel Devil's Advocate Ticha aGEM4life Blue Eyed Brat Ecuadorian Goddess MishNumber1 For All The Ladies..You Can Get A Date With The Sarge Sgt. Raider(The Sarge)
The Sarge Is Getting Older
Anyone Want To Help Me Forget About Getting Older By Making Me A B-Day Salute?? Can Be SFW Or NSFW ..Your Choice..B-Day Is Nov 3rd.. So If You Want You Can Give Me An Early Present Or Wait Till My B-Day :)
The Sarge Has A New Yahoo Id
For Those Of You That Have Me On YIM Or Want To Add Me.. I Have A New ID / Email .. Leave A Comment Here Or Private Message Me If You Want It.
Sarge's Bad Girls Birthdays
Ok Bad Girls... I Would Like To Find Out All Of Your Birthdays So I Can Start Making Something For You On That Day.. So If You Want To Leave A Comment Here With Your Birthday ...Let's See How Many Comments I Can Get Here. Birthdays BlueEyedBrat - JANUARY 1ST S3XYCRICKET - jan 6th JuicyFruit69 - January 11th BiBabyGirl - JAN 12TH Meagan - January 29th DaBrat - Feb 13th Vamp Morticia - March 4th Katie - March 24th Ecuadorian Goddess - March 25th Mae Mae - April 21st Vitamin De - May 6 Cotton Candy - may 10th NunyaB / aGEM4life - June 10th Her Guardian Angel - June 15th Hot & Fluffy - June 16th Sweet Sexy Latina - July 19th MISS JINKS - July 28th Ticha - July 31st Summer- august 21st Brown Eyed Girl - August 24th B1tch - August 29 Miss MoneyPenny - Sept 5th Tulsa's Angel - September 14th BBW Goddess - September 30th Rebel Angel - October 4th KiSMeT - oct 16th Sarge - Nov 3rd Abby - November 15th
Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week 11-17-08 Sexy Green Eyes
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 11-17-08 Sexy Green Eyes Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ..She Will Be Sure To Return All Here Is A Bit About Her ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: Ambee Birthday: 07-22 Zodiac Sign: Cancer Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Green Tattoos: 1 Piercings: 2 *Favorites* Color: Purple Season: Fall Day Of Week: Saturday Animal: Dog Flower: Calla Lily *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: Yes Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Of Course Smiled For No Reason?: Yep Sat On Your Rooftop?: Not my current one, but yes *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: Computer Phone 0R IM?: Phone McDonalds 0R Burger King?: Burger King Summer 0R Winter?: Summer CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: CD's XBox 0R PS2?: Neither really RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?: Pepperoni and Pineapple Your Fears?: Snakes Your Weakness?: my friends children Do you like Thunderstorms?: yes Number of things in my Past
Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week 11-24-08 Katie
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 11-24-08 Katie Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ..She Will Be Sure To Return All Here Is A Bit About Her ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: Katie Birthday: March 24, 1965 Zodiac Sign: Aries Hair Color: dirty blond Eye Color: hazel Tattoos: 7 Piercings: 14 *Favorites* Color: purple & black Season: fall Day Of Week: friday Animal: wolf Flower: rose *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: oh yes, i love the rain! Laughed So Hard You Cried?: many times Smiled For No Reason?: hell yeah Sat On Your Rooftop?: yes *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: computer Phone 0R IM?: im McDonalds 0R Burger King?: ewww don't do fast food Summer 0R Winter?: summer CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: ipod XBox 0R PS2?: xbox RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?: veggie Your Fears?: to die alone Your Weakness?: trying to please too many people Do you like Thunderstorms?: love thunderstorms Nu
Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week 12-01-08 Chocolate Bunny
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 11-24-08 Chocolate Bunny Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ..She Will Be Sure To Return All Here Is A Bit About Her ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: Chocolate Bunny Birthday: December 2, 1976 Zodiac Sign: Sag Hair Color: Black Eye Color: Black Tattoos: 1 cross on my left shoulder Piercings: 2 in my ears *Favorites* Color: Pink Season: Anything but FALL Day Of Week: Sunday Animal: Cats Flower: Carnations *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: Yes.. its wonderful Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Yes..I'm easily entertained Smiled For No Reason?: Yes.. Sat On Your Rooftop?: No *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: Computer, cause thats where my friends are. Phone 0R IM?: IM McDonalds 0R Burger King?: McDonalds Summer 0R Winter?: Summer CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: CDs XBox 0R PS2?: umm I want both..lol RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?: Pizza hut stuffed crust Your Fears
Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week 12-15-08 Tempting Enchantress
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 12-15-08 Tempting Enchantress Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ..She Will Be Sure To Return All Here Is A Bit About Her ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: Rose Birthday: 12-03-58 Zodiac Sign: Sag Hair Color: Now? LOL. Dark Brown Eye Color: Brown Tattoos: None Piercings: Just my ears *Favorites* Color: Black/Red Season: Autumn Day Of Week: Wednesday Animal: Lion Flower: Tulips *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: Yes, every chance I get Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Always Smiled For No Reason?: Always Sat On Your Rooftop?: All the time *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: Computer Phone 0R IM?: Phone McDonalds 0R Burger King?: McDonalds Summer 0R Winter?: Winter CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: Cds XBox 0R PS2?:Ps2 RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?: Veggies w/Anchovies Your Fears?: Dying alone Your Weakness?: Not listening sometimes Do you like Thunderstorms?: Love
Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week 12-22-08 Brown Eyed Girl
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 12-22-08 Brown Eyed Girl Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ..She Will Be Sure To Return All Here Is A Bit About Her ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: Shari Birthday: 8-24-66 Zodiac Sign: Virgo the Virgin!!! :) Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Brown/Black Tattoos: 1 teensy tiny one below my ankle. Heart with a peace sign. Piercings: Just my ears, but 3 times in each. *Favorites* Color: Black/Midnight Blue to wear/Yellow to look at. Season: Autumn/Spring Day Of Week: Saturday Animal: Cats... big and small! Flower: Orchid/Roses *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: Yes! Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Yes, and peed! haha Smiled For No Reason?: Always Sat On Your Rooftop?: Indeed! When I lived in a condo... *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: Computer Phone 0R IM?: Phone McDonalds 0R Burger King?: Neither, ugh! Summer 0R Winter?: Summer CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: Cds XBox 0
Sarge's Bad Girls Pic Folders
If Anyone Has Seen This In My Rules Folder And Has A Sarge's Pic Folder ..Leave A Comment Here So I Can Be Sure To Rate it.. I Will Be Rating Them As I See A Comment Here 2) all girls should have a pic folder on their page marked Sarge's Bad girls and keep your bad girl tags, and other bad girl pics in it, like graphics, etc. found online (Check out Vamp Morticia's for ideas) You should have at least 25 pics.
Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week 12-29-08 Blue Eyed Brat
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 12-29-08 Blue Eyed Brat Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: raylee massia aka brat Birthday: january 1st 1989 Zodiac Sign: capricorn Hair Color: brown. blond, red, black all natural colors Eye Color: blue Tattoos: none yet Piercings: ears *Favorites* Color: red, black, blue,white, Season: summer Day Of Week: sunday Animal: all Flower: roses and carnations *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: when i was a kid Laughed So Hard You Cried?: all the time..lol Smiled For No Reason?: yep Sat On Your Rooftop?: i use to love doing it as a kid *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: i rather my computer Phone 0R IM?: rather im McDonalds 0R Burger King?: neither Summer 0R Winter?: summer CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: mp3 XBox 0R PS2?:ps2 RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?: all my fav pizza in one Your Fears?: worm
Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week 1-05-09 Cotton Candy
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 12-29-09 Cotton Candy Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: Cotton Candy Birthday: May 10th Zodiac Sign: Taurus Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Brown Tattoos: One two butterflies on the back of my neck Piercings: 2 on my right ear, 4 on my left, tongue, and lip *Favorites* Color: Silver Season: Fall Day Of Week: Wednesday Animal: Panther Flower: Purple rose *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: Yes Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Yes I have Smiled For No Reason?: Yeah I do that alot when I am around my son Sat On Your Rooftop?: Yeah, used to love to sit out there on a nice cool night *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: Computer Phone 0R IM?: IM McDonalds 0R Burger King?: McDonalds Summer 0R Winter?: Winter CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: MP3 XBox 0R PS2?: XBOX RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?: Pepperoni with
Sarge's Bad Girls Lounge
Thanks To Blue Eyed Brat For This Idea..We Should Start Using Our Lounge... Having Meetings In There And Just Going In There To Hang Out At Times..And Even Putting Cams In There For Those That Would Like To Get On Cam In There.. So If Anyone Likes Those Ideas Or Has More ..Feel Free To Let Me Know By Commenting Here.. Be Sure To Join The Lounge At This Link http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=55011 Everyone Join The Lounge So I Can Start Sending Out Messages To Everyone.. TY Cams Have Been Set Up In The Lounge.. Blue Eyed Brat Is The One To Go To For The Cam Info If You Want To Be On Cam.. Welcome aGEM4life as our new DJ.
Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week 1-19-09
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 1-19-09 TxDutchess Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ♥ Here Is A Bit About Her ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: Renee/Dutchess Birthday: July 18,1979 Zodiac Sign: Cancer Hair Color: Dark Brown Eye Color: hazel/green Tattoos: none yet Piercings: just one in my ears *Favorites* Color: black Season: winter Day Of Week: Saterday Animal: frog Flower: tiger lilly *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: no..not yet Laughed So Hard You Cried?: every chance I get Smiled For No Reason?: yeah Im crazy Sat On Your Rooftop?:NO! Im afraid of heights *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: depends on my mood Phone 0R IM?: IM McDonalds 0R Burger King?: depends on my mood Summer 0R Winter?: Winter CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: MP3 XBox 0R PS2?:neither Im not a gamer RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?: stuffed crust, extra cheese Your Fears?: he
Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 1-12-09 TxDutchess Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ♥ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ♥ To Learn More About Her Be Sure To Check Out Her Questionaire http://fubar.com/blog/242573/956795 This Pimpout Brought You To By : The Sarge
The Sarge Wants To Thank.....
The Sarge Wants To Send Special Thanks To Tulsa's Angel For Everything She Has Done For Sarge's Bad Girls...So Let's All Show Her Lots Of &Hearts; By Spanking Her Like The Bad Girl She Is..(Rate Her Pics, Stash & Blogs)... Let's Show Her That We Appreciate Everything She Has Done To Help Sarge's Bad Girls. Tulsa's Angel
The Sarge Is Up For Auction!!!
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Sarges Bad Girls Let's Get A Valentines Date.
Sarge's Bad Girls...Do You Want A Valentines Date? Let's Find You One ..Everyone Will Send Me A Pic & We Will Let Guys Give Their Best Date Idea... You Will Choose What You Think Is The Best Idea..The Winner Will Get A Min Of 100 Pic Rates From You. Remember This Is Not An Auction Or A Contest.. The Guys Will Give Their Best Date Idea And Then You Choose Which Is Really The Best/ Your Favorite Idea.. Anything Else Between You And Them Is Just That..Between The Two Of You..
~ Sarge's Bad Girls Rules ~
1) All new girls need to r/f/a existing bad girls, and rate their SBG pic folder :) If anyone is blocked let sarge, tulsa's angel or vamp morticia know and we will contact them. No bad girls should block other bad girls. 2) All girls should have a pic folder on their page marked Sarge's Bad girls and keep your bad girl tags, and other bad girl pics in it, like graphics, etc. found online (Check Out The Sarge's Bad Girls Page for ideas) You should have at least 25 pics. 3) All existing bad girls should be re-rating the Sarge and fellow bad girls pages and leaving a bad girls comment to let them know it's done. You should also rate their pics in their SBG pic folder. 4) All bad girls should be watching the Sarge's Bad Girls page for new blogs, etc. that you need to be reading! Comment them and rate them so The Sarge knows you read them. 5) If you see a bad girl posted a bulletin please repost for them. If they post a blog read it and rate it 6) If a fellow bad girl needs h
Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week 1-26-09
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 1-26-09 B1tch Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ..She Will Be Sure To Return All Here Is A Bit About Her ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: Jodi/ B1tch Birthday: August 29 Zodiac Sign: Virgo Hair Color: Brown w/ Blonde Eye Color: Brown Tattoos: a small homemade one on my ankle of a peace sign...lol Piercings: Just the ears!! *Favorites* Color: Blue Season: Spring Day Of Week: Monday Animal: dog Flower: rose *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: yep still do Laughed So Hard You Cried?: of course Smiled For No Reason?: sure..i am a bit devilish Sat On Your Rooftop?: NO... *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: both...can't live without either Phone 0R IM?: phone McDonalds 0R Burger King?: mcdonalds Summer 0R Winter?: summer CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: cds XBox 0R PS2?: ps2 RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?: xtra pepperoni and cheese Your Fears?: heights
Sarge's Bad Girls
SBG Tag . bed . wine . angel wings ...Miss Moneypenny SBG TA Leaving Love from Rebel Angel SBG Leaving Love - Leather .. MMP SBG Tag from Sarge ... leaving love SBG Tag from aGem4life angel-devil - showing love - basic from cotton candy Bad Girl from Deb (red straps) Bad Girl from Ticha Angel - Devil - from Tempting Enchantress Rolling spank me
Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week 2-02-09
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 2-02-09 Miss Moneypenny~ Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ♥ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ♥ Here Is A Bit About Her ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: Sandra/Anvil = An-gel + De-vil Birthday: 5th Sept 1972 Zodiac Sign: Virgo Hair Color: dark with red strokes Eye Color: deep blue;-) Tattoos: 4 Piercings: 5 *Favorites* Color: Black/Red/Blue/Pink Season: Summer Day Of Week: Fridays lol Animal: Dog Flower: Roses *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: yes Laughed So Hard You Cried?: yes Smiled For No Reason?: yes Sat On Your Rooftop?: yes *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: both Phone 0R IM?: depends who it is McDonalds 0R Burger King?: Burger King Summer 0R Winter?: Summer CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?:MP3 XBox 0R PS2?: none RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?: Pizza Hawai with shrimps Your Fears?: loosing my job Your Weakness?: Men in Uniforme Do you
Sarges Valentine Date, Come Own Some Bad Girls
Just click on this link and it will take u to the blog. http://fubar.com/blog/172118/965249
Sarges Bad Girls Valintine Date
Do You Like Bad Girls? Do You Want A Valentine Date? Well Here's Your Chance..Sarges Bad Girls Are Looking For You... Here's What To Do...This Is Not An Auction Or A Contest.. You Will Give Your Best Date Idea And The Girls Get To Choose Which Is The Best Or Favorite Idea.. If Your Date Idea Is Chosen Then You Will Get/Give Minium Of 100 rates..Whatever Else You Or That Person Offer's Is Between Ya'll... It Starts On Febuary 1st And Ends Feb.13th 2008
Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week 2-09-09
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 2-09-09 aGEM4life Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ..She Will Be Sure To Return All Here Is A Bit About Her ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: Donna aka Gemini or GEM or Dee Birthday: June 10th Zodiac Sign: Gemini Hair Color: Reddish Brown Eye Color: Greenish/Brown Tattoos: Yes 5 of em (3 on back and 1 on each leg) Piercings: 11 (4 in right ear 7 in left ear) *Favorites* Color: Purple Season: Fall/Spring Day Of Week: Wednesday Animal: Tiger Flower: Rose *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: Yes Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Many times! Smiled For No Reason?: Do that all the time - drives ppl crazy lol Sat On Your Rooftop?: Nope that I haven't done *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: Computer Phone 0R IM?: Depends whom I'm talking to McDonalds 0R Burger King?: Neither Summer 0R Winter?: Neither CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: Ipod XBox 0R PS2?: Never played either
Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week 2-16-09
Let Me Introduce You To Sarge's Bad Girl Of The Week For The Week Of 2-16-09 Dj_Lette Be Sure To Stop By Her Page & Show Her Some ♥ ..She Will Be Sure To Return All ♥ Here Is A Bit About Her ~ABOUT ME~ *Basics* Name/Nickname: Amanda/Dj_Lette Birthday: 05/18/84 Zodiac Sign: Taurus Hair Color: Brown Eye Color: Brown Tattoos: None at the moment Piercings: Yes *Favorites* Color: Hot Pink Season: Fall Day Of Week: Friday Animal: Eagle Flower: Lily of the Valley *Have You Ever* Danced In The Rain?: Yeppers Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Yeppers Smiled For No Reason?: Yeppers Sat On Your Rooftop?: Yeppers *This 0R That* Computer 0R T.V?: Computer Phone 0R IM?: IM McDonalds 0R Burger King?: Burger King Summer 0R Winter?: Summer CDs 0R IPoD/MP3?: IPoD XBox 0R PS2?: PS2 RANDOMS... Your Perfect Pizza?: Sausage,Mushroom,Onion,&Xtra Cheese Your Fears?: Losing the people I love most in my life Your Weakness?: Sexy Women/Men Do
Sarge's Bad Girl Having A Hh
Let's Party With One Of Sarge's Bad Girls Today At 4 PM Fu-Time Jimette
Sarge Of Sarge's Bad Girls Has Auto 11s!
SARGE'S BAD GIRLS Sarge's Bad Girls Is Running Auto 11s starting on Monday, March 2nd at 8:00 AM Fu Time!! Sarge's Bad Girls Hit Up Sarge's Bad Girls And Spank The Sarge Hard! Sarge's Bad Girls Check Out All Of His Hot Pictures Of His Bad Girls! Sarge's Bad Girls Auto 11s Running! Let Sarge Help YOU Level By Rating His Pictures!! Sarge's Bad Girls Lovingly brought to you by: ღTulsa's Angelღ
Sarge's Bad Girls Want To Help You Level...
SARGE'S BAD GIRLS Sarge's Bad Girls Is Running Auto 11s starting on Monday, March 2nd at 8:00 AM Fu Time!! Sarge's Bad Girls Hit Up Sarge's Bad Girls And Spank The Sarge Hard! Sarge's Bad Girls Check Out All Of His Hot Pictures Of His Bad Girls! Sarge's Bad Girls Auto 11s Running! Let Sarge Help YOU Level By Rating His Pictures!! Sarge's Bad Girls Lovingly brought to you by: ღTulsa's Angelღ
Sarge's Bad Girls List
Like Bad Girls? Come Check Out The Best & The Baddest Sarge's Bad Girls. Once You Go Bad You Never Go Back. The Original Bad Girl My Fu Wife Ecuadorian Goddess fuwife to The Sarge Once A Bad Girl Always A Bad Girl Metal BabylFE2Armyguy09 pepsikola BadGirl Angel SBG@ fubarThe Newest Bad Girls Miss DeAna I am Dallas girl
Sariah
sariah elizabeth my princess, my oath to god the first time i saw your face you were screaming and red and crying with rage & fear and the most beautiful sight i had ever seen then i saw you straining sweating and working so hard to bring the next generation to the world and i realized that as a mom i never loved you more
Sarkozy Begins State Visit To Uk
Sarkozy begins state visit to UK Mr Sarkozy wants the UK and France to work "hand in glove" French President Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife Carla Bruni have been greeted at Windsor by the Queen at the start of a two-day state visit to Britain. Mr Sarkozy shook hands with the Queen and Prince Philip, while his wife curtseyed, before the couples went in horse drawn carriage to Windsor Castle. Mr Sarkozy says he wants the UK and France to work "hand in glove" on issues like energy and immigration. Prime Minister Gordon Brown also said he looked forward to closer relations. During his visit, Mr Sarkozy will address both Houses of Parliament and meet Mr Brown at Westminster. The Sarkozys will also attend a glittering state banquet at Windsor Castle. 'Franco-British brotherhood' Mr Sarkozy's talks with Mr Brown are expected to cover issues ranging from global finance to Afghanistan. The two leaders are also expected to unveil new co-operation on illegal im
Sarkozy Seen Receiving Cash From Frances Richest Women But Witnesses Were Too Scared To Tell, Claims Judge In New Book
Witnesses saw Nicolas Sarkozy receiving envelopes full of cash from France's richest woman but were 'too afraid' to say so, it was claimed yesterday. He is said to have received the money from L'Oreal billionaire heiress Lilliane Bettencourt when he was running for president. The accusation is made by Isabelle Prevost-Desprez, who was the judge investigating the so-called 'Bettencourt Affair' – in which the French leader and political allies are said to have received envelopes of cash in return for tax breaks – before being removed from the job. Mrs Prevost-Desprez said she was 'struck' by the 'fear of witnesses' and that 'all were afraid to talk' about Mr Sarkozy. She added: 'One of them, juicy couture outlet off the record, said he had seen Sarko accepting cash.' The witness, she said, was a well-known member of 88-year-old Mrs Bettencourt's inner circle. Her explosive claims are made in a book, called Sarkozy Killed Me, by Gerard Davet and Fabrice Lhomme, journalists on
Sarrow Throughout The Nine Worlds By Amon Amarth
balder) Nightmares Demons haunt my taunted mind I'm scared My death's foreseen ungloryful Please father Make my demons disappear Please mother Death is everywhere (odin) My son, i've seen your fear I have felt your pain No harm will come to you An oath has been sworn (balder) The evil forces around us Still want to destroy me Who is the evil slayer I cannot see Loke, the deceitful god Discovers the arrow of death Pointed for hder the blind By the jealous loke The arrow cuts through the skin And into the heart of the bright one Silence spreads throughout the hall of aesir As the god of light fells to his knees dying! Sorrow throughout the nine worlds The bright god is gone Sent to nifelheim by the deceitful
Sartre
A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost. Jean-Paul Sartre Acting is a question of absorbing other people's personalities and adding some of your own experience. Jean-Paul Sartre Acting is happy agony. Jean-Paul Sartre Everything has been figured out, except how to live. Jean-Paul Sartre Fascism is not defined by the number of its victims, but by the way it kills them. Jean-Paul Sartre Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you. Jean-Paul Sartre Generosity is nothing else than a craze to possess. All which I abandon, all which I give, I enjoy in a higher manner through the fact that I give it away. To give is to enjoy possessively the object which one gives. Jean-Paul Sartre Hell is other people. Jean-Paul Sartre I confused things with their names: that is belief. Jean-Paul Sartre It disturbs me no more to find men base, unjust, or selfish than to see apes mischievous, wolves savage, or the vulture ravenous. Jean
Sarutama Si Iti Voi Raspunde
Saruta-ma in gandul tau si voi simti ! Saruta-ma cu buzele tale de foc Alinta-ma in visele tale si-ti voi raspunde cu aceiasi tandrete ... Iubeste-ma ca si cum ar fi prima data , Alinta-ma ca si cum nu m-ai fi vazut de o eternitate ! Am nevoie sa ma pierd in bratele tale si sa uit ca exista altceva in afara de noi doi .
Sas And Depress
i wish i could not be depress. i just feel so sad tonight. one thing is my boy friend is about to lose me. i just on the edge of breaking up with him. i do love him. but i dont know what i want anymore. i just feel like all he want to do is hang out with his friends he leaves me out. then he doesnt talk to my mom i dont llike that at all. then she comes yell at me if he ddidnt. today i went to kearny nebraska to help them out cause they had a storm last night. i am so glad i work at the one i do. i got my feeling hurt today to my step dad called me stupid dumb ass. he didnt evean say sorry to me. my feelings get hurt to. i better stop. well everyone have a great night Always Andrea
Sasaki Nozomi Wear Sexy Bikini Under The Sun
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Sasha Kemsy Prifiles
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Sasha Grey..bondage
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Sasi Sex Toy
'Sensual Intelligence' Gives New SaSi Sex Toy an Erotic Edge Regina Lynn Email 01.18.08 | 12:00 AM The SaSi personal massager uses "sensual intelligence" to figure out how best to stimulate you. Image: Courtesy of Je Joue Given the number of smart toys infiltrating the rest of our lives, it puzzles me that it has taken so long for sexual devices to incorporate "sensual intelligence" into their designs. But we're finally starting to see sexual appliances that can compete in coolness with The Sharper Image's kids-of-all-ages catalog, although not necessarily with the Roomba robotic vacuum. British company Je Joue launched a new product, the SaSi, at the Adult Entertainment Expo last week in Las Vegas. If the original Je Joue oral-sex simulator is like a 60-GB iPod with multiple playlists you design yourself, the SaSi is like an iPod Nano with an automated Most Popular playlist. The SaSi takes the best of the Je Joue -- soft surface material, firm massage finger, sensual mo
Saskatchewan Roughriders Football Team. T
REGINA -- The City of Regina has unveiled concept drawings of a proposed 33,000-seat stadium that would be home to the Saskatchewan Roughriders football team. The design shows a sunken bowl-type stadium that would be located on Evraz Place lands, near where Mosaic Stadium now stands. It has what is described as a spectator roof to protect fans from the weather while still being open over the field. There would be a band of louvers around the stadium to control the famous Saskatchewan wind. They could be opened in the summer to allow the breeze to pass through and closed in the fall to shield fans. Gone would be the bench-style seating in Mosaic Stadium. "The sort of goal is to kind of keep the magic of a place like Mosaic Stadium and the fun that weve all enjoyed there, but kind of evolve it for the future," architect Dipesh Patel said Wednesday at a news conference in Regina. "Weve got a circular footprint and that gives us the most seats we can on the sides, so 80 per cen
Sasla Club Slideshow
http://youtu.be/JdoiTxw-YIs This video represents the last 2 years of promoting Salsa Club. Thanks to everyone who has supported my vision and passion for Salsa Dancing.
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Sasquatch
WARNING! There have been unconfirmed reports of a Sasquatch sighting in Alcona County , near the Black River . So far Forestry Services have been unable to verify the authenticity of this grainy black and white amateur photo. Stay tuned for more details as they become available! In the meantime, we urge all residents to stay inside and keep their doors and windows locked.
Sassy Texas
i am so happy that i meet you on hi5
Sassyglo518
a dear sweet lady a beauty of such worth sweet an loveable soft an tender always a lady always here
Sassyone Stop Bringing Your Buddys To May Page
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH JEREMY CROW NOR YOUR JCS SWEETEST TWIN YOU STARTED THIS SHIT NOW BE WOMAN ENOUGH TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE THATS IF YOU CAN HANDLE THE FIRE
Sassyone/sis/jc's Sweetest Twin/laurie
Here is another family member you want to check out! I met Laurie through Jeremy Crow (read this blog for more on him: http://www.cherrytap.com/blog/70339). For those of you who have asked about my "twin", Laurie is my "twin". And if you read my blog about Jeremy, you will see how that all came to be. Laurie is very talented, both in her personal photography and making tags and comments, not just for her but for others as well. Once you get to know her and become friends with her, she may even make you one as a surprise. She is friendly, bubbly, caring and will take great measures to make a person smile when they're down or just having a bad day. After visiting her page and chatting with her, you will know just how wonderful of a person she is to have. But please make sure you read her profile thoroughly before you add her as your friend, just out of respect for what she has been put through by some not so nice people here on CT. Her page will tell you oh so much more so witho
Sassy Cunt Strikes Again, Lol...
Ok... this is hilarious. Long, but hilarious. Now, we all know that any drama between members isn't handled by the admin. They pay no attention to it. The only time someone is banned from CT is when addresses, social security numbers or things of that sort are given out online. That's it. Coming straight from the CT Support lounge. I asked them what to do about this crazy 'Sassy Bitch' that has had her panties in a knot for going on 36 hours now. I logged into CT to find this in my shoutbox: It is backwards, by the way, and only half the convo, for some reason it's all the bitching that my shoutbox could remember since she's forgotten her Midol. Sassy Bitc...: i posted my Mumm way before you blocked me....(((((WHICH IS NOT TRUE, SHE WAS BLOCKED IN MY TALIBAN MUMM PRIOR TO HER MUMM AND SINCE SHE COULD NOT RESPOND, SHE HAD TO POST SOMETHING, WHAT AN ATTENTION WHORE)))))get your facts straight...you just didn't like the fact that i retaliated and yes 6 hours is a long
Sassy Needs Comments!!!
Sassy needs 10,000 comments, lets all drop a few on her, huh? Click on the pic!
Sassy Laurie Wants You
SASSY LAURIE NEEDS YOU , ANTS YOU TO SHOW HER SOME LOVE AND BOMBHER PIC IN THE LINK BELOW SHE WILL RETURN THE FAVOR AND SHOW YOU THE LOVE YOU NEED AND WANT..............THANKS http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=221890&albumid=439540&i=1328331391
Sassy Laurie
I need people to come out and support me. Please look at the rules. They are very important. Sexy girl blonde has asked that everyone fan rate and add her before they comment on me... This is her link for you to add fan rate her and the rules follow. *SEXYGIRLBLONDE* OWNER OF *THE DYNASTY CLUB* src="http://a.pca3.cherrytap.com/01/55/825510/tn_3878499646.jpg"> @ fubar This contest will run for 10 full days and there are some rules that MUST be followed before you decide to support a contestant. RULES!!!!! You and anyone that will be helping you in supporting me: must rate, fan, and be on Sexy Girl Blonde's friends list to enter or comment in this contest. She will be checking everyone and the folder will be set for friends only to comme nt so anyone that you want to help you comment bomb you need to let them know they must rate, fan and add her to do this. Please make sure to let all your friends know ahead of time so that I can be ready before the cont
Sassy Laurie Needs Ur Help From The Ghost Rider
HEY EVERYONE GHOST HERE HOPE I CAN GET SOME HELP FOR MY FRIEND SASSY LAURIE. SHES IN A CONTEST AT SEXYGIRLBLOND'S.FIRST YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE LINK BELOW AND ADD,AND RATE SEXYGIRLBLOND'S PAGE.HERE IS THE LINK FOR THAT: *SEXYGIRLBLONDE* OWNER OF *THE DYNASTY CLUB*@ fubar THEN GO TO THIS LINK HERE TO BOMB THE HELL OUT OF MY FRIEND SASSY LAURIE. SHE DESERVES EVERYTHING YOU CAN GIVE HER.HER AND HER FRIENDS HAVE HELPED ME TREMENDOUSLY. SO CLICK THE PIC BELOW: THE GHOST RIDER HOPES UR WEEKEND IS A GOOD ONE AND BE SAFE
~sassy~brat~ Is In A Contest And She Needs Our Help
She is her first contest, she is awesome and is always helping out. Please rate her and comment her as much as possible. Thank you all her is the photo link:
~ Sas Soldier Cited For Battling 20 Iraqi Troops ~
SAS soldier cited for battling 20 Iraqi troops (this is from the 1st war with Iraq, still a Amazing Story) ~ I thank you and Honor your Service ~ An SAS soldier who almost single-handedly fought off 20 Iraqi special forces troops in a fierce battle to capture a missile site was yesterday awarded the medal of gallantry by the Prime Minister, John Howard. Presented at a ceremony in Perth to coincide with the arrival of Australia's special forces contingent to Iraq, it was the first citation for the 2000 Australian personnel involved in the war against Iraq. Trooper X - a machine-gunner from the 1st SAS regiment, whose identity cannot be revealed - used the brute force of the latest weaponry and precision sniper fire to protect his patrol from numerically superior enemy forces. The SAS patrol, typically a team of six in two heavily armed long-range patrol vehicles, came under heavy fire in the western Iraqi desert as it approached a military command and control post
Sassy Laurie Is A Point Whore
all she's here for is points. and she luvs to beg people to fan and rate her. how pathetic!
Sassy Has Bling??
Today I received my first ever bling. Take some time and say hi to this sweet lady. Rate her stuff and what have you. Mystic Wolf Woman@ fubar PROFILEFLIRTS.COM
Sassy Had Her Puppies!!!!
Sassy had 3 puppies!! She had them when I got home from I held her and helped her!! She is bein such a good mommy too! Cleaning them and feeding them. Currently they r all asleep. The first puppy she had was chocolate with cream markings like a rottweiler. The next one was all cream with white marks on it not like the first these marks are kinda like stripes lol. The last one, which was a suprise cause we were only exspecting 2, is mostly black and has tan markings just like the first one just harder to see because how dark she is. The first 2 had no tails which wasn't shocking cause their father is naturally bobtailed, the last one is the only one with a tail and is also the largest!!! They r all so cute!! I can't wait till they r bigger and moving around more! I think the first puppy the only male will be the lil punk or hard headed one LOL! He is just so spunky even now with his eyes closed. She actually ended up having 4 puppies she had one after I put her into the pin where she an
~~sassymysticdawn~~ Member Of The Shadow Bombers~~
~~SassyMysticDawn~~ Member of The Shadow Bombers~~@ fubar
Sassy4dj
~~S@ssy*4*DJ~~ Stiletto-Girls~fu-bomber~(rate profile , fan and add me plz xoxo)@ fubar
Sassymysticdawn
~SassyMysticDawn~ Shadow Bombers~FU-OWNED by ~Kevin~He Rocks!!!@ fubar
Sassy4me2008
19,985 Points to go! to become Fubarlord sassy4me2008@ fubar
Sassy Blonde
Her beauty came to me softly,Almost feeling like a dream.So sweet and at peace,At least to me she seemed. I wanted to reach for her,To prove this angel was there.But what if she really is a dream,Should I even dare. To see her and feel her,Closed I must keep my eyes.So my dream of her never ends,So she never says goodbye.
Sassy (tracianne) Reminded Me Of This Poem I Wrote 22 Years Ago
AVERIL Has anyone here seen Averil; Dressed in a French Bikini? She lives in a world of Enchantment, Where no one grows much older than - seventeen. In Averil's eyes, Life is the seven wonders, Every star a wishing star, That shines for her. Take a leaf from Averil's book, Open your eyes, take a look, So much beauty to be found, Take the time to look around. D.L.M.G.OLEN 1989
An S.a.s. Soldier's Prayer
An S.A.S. Soldier's PrayerI bring this prayer to You, Lord for You alone can give what one cannot demand from oneself. Give me, Lord, what You have left over,Give me what no-one ever asks You for. I don't ask You for rest, or quiet,Whether of soul or body;I don't ask You for wealth,Nor for success, nor even health perhaps.That sort of thing You get asked for so muchThat You can't have any of it left. Give me, Lord, what You have left over,Give me what no-one wants from You. I want insecurity, strife,And I want You to give me theseOnce and for all.So that I can be sure of having them always,Since I shall not always have the courageTo ask You for them. Give me, Lord, what You have left over,Give me what others want nothing to do with. But give me courage too,And strength and faith;For You alone can giveWhat one cannot demand from oneself. Lt. Andre Zirnheld, SAS, died in battle July 26, 1941,the preceeding was found in his uniform.
Sasuke Vs Naruto- Blow Me Away
Sasytxgrl (please Read Either My Profile Or Bulletin And Repost It)@ Cherrytap
sasytxgrl (Please read either my profile or bulletin and repost it)@ CherryTAP
Sat... 9/30
Ok so it's now 3:30am in NY.... I just got home from work... OMG it was so borring.. I't be like watching a snail race.... Ther was a total of 8 people that came in tonight.. 6 were durring my shift... most were all in 2 hours out of 6... so for the other 4 hours I was watching the door... So yeah... Worked sucked a big one... The girlz were pissed cuz they were maken no money.. I actually made more then everyone cuz well I get paid by the hour and maybe get a bonus for "solving" a problem.. ;)... But yeah so now it's time to get to sleep so... ttyl..
Sat
met up with my new bosses on sat .we looked over the site and talked about what they wanted to do with the site ,and we voiced our opinions and any ideas we had to improve business .it was really good to meet them all and i think we will get on alright. its gonna be fun working there and its a good project to be working on too loads of scope for improvement. we were then treated to a meal in one of the local pubs and a get to know one another a bit better.
Sat 8/9/07
BARN UTD 5-4 LARNE COLTS (eaiyl) UNDER 13 The Colts, sponsored by The Olderfleet, travelled to Woodburn to play Barn United and found themselves a goal down straight from the opening kick-off. Then were two goals behind before Reece McGinley beat three defenders before firing home from a tight angle. The half ended with a two goal margin as Barn scored a third although there was more than a hint of offside. The start to the first half was repeated in the second as Barn grabbed a fourth. The Colts pulled a goal back when Darren Tennant made no mistake after a David Hunter pass. A rasping Thomas Spence free kick brought the score back to 4-3 before captain Robert Watson had a free kick cleared off the line. In a ding dong game, Barn scored their fifth prior to McGinley scoring his second of the game, again from a tight angle. Despite going forward until the end of the game, the Colts couldnt score the equaliser. The match ball sponsor was Laurence Shaw of Seacliff Road.N
Sat
hey ya'll I'm sure I've got the flu so here's my message from today, I canceled tomorrows paper, sorry to the very few who do like it - take care my friends
Satans Lust
I have been called up from the bowels of Hell,to reek havic on peons that have Defied my Servants.May my Wrath give u no Mercy,an my Anger cause u to go Insane.As your Nightmares have yet to begin.Pray to your God for Salvation,but Salvation won't be granted on this Day.As he is useless against my Powers.I'm am the undead, Creator of all Evil.Defy me an you'll end up in Hell,an come back as a subservent to me your Master,Bow before me,you mere Mortals.Come young Maidens,offer up your Blood,as I must Feed to Grow Stronger.You Fucken Humans make me Sick.Your Weak,your a Disgrace for man kind.I'm gonna Injoy Tortureing you in your Dreams,in your Waking thoughts.As I'm the Powerfullest of all Evil.I am Satan,I am Lucifer,I'm the most Powerful of all.
Satan's Goal
feelin the pain just relax let it take ya brain let this consume your mind let the blood drop like rain and soon you will find everything don't seem to be what it is you always see i lay back take it as it comes and relax just feel and watch me not once will i plead the death of me is all i guarantee sinister shit from my thoughts death is coming i can smell the rott it's comin under the door floating to my soul ready to take my body as a whole satans ultimate goal
Satan
A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in >their pews and talking. >Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church! >Everyone started screaming and running for the front >entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil >incarnate. >Soon the church was empty except for one elderly >gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, >seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate >enemy was in his presence. >So Satan walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am?" >The man replied, "Yep, sure do." >"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. >"Nope, sure ain't," said the man. >"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan. >"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. >"Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying, AGONY for all >eternity?" persisted Satan. >"Yep," was the calm reply. >"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. >"Nope," said th
Satan Or Jesus
You scored as Satan. You are Satan! You live a wicked life and are always in some kind of trouble!Satan50%Jesus20%Are you Jesus or Satan?created with QuizFarm.com
Satan
- Sufficiency - Completeness - "From moment of Birth to moment of Death, I am and ever shall I be." - Perfection - Self Acknowledgment - "Look around and be witness that there are none like unto me." - Mastery - Independence - "Even when down, there are none who may lift me without my consent. 1. As a Satanist I believe in the autonomy of the idividual. One should know thy self and develop thy own skills, character, and talent to the utmost. Be free to be thy own self. 2. As a Satanist I believe in striving for perfection. Being good at something, brings success. BE something, ACHIEVE something, then you have respect for yourself. 3. As a Satanist I believe in the 'gifts' unto the deserving. Respect, love, friendship, monetary awards, political power; must be Earned. To give freely to those who deserve not, or is ungrateful only cheapens the gift, till it means nothing. 4. As a Satanist I believe in the Law of Retribution. An eye fo
Satan
Ive been a member of the Church of Satan for several years now. I do wish that more people were familiar with the fact that there are other types of Satanists out there. It tends to be a pain in the ass living where I do since there are small groups of animal killing losers. So naturally be as I am very open about my beliefs I get lumped in with the nutjobs. But this is simply a minor annoyance since Im not one to care what the brainwashed right think. Hail Satan
Satan And The Elderly Gentleman.
Satan and the elderly gentleman People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't." said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill with a word?" asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man,in an even tone. "Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan. "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope," said the old man.
Satanic Sluts
found this movie trailer that is cool
Satan, The Prince Of All Darkness
They say Lucifer is right here on Earth, And I can see that is true, He likes to cause death and destruction, And he thrives on hate and frustration. I believe that he is right here on Earth, The place where God banished him, And I know the reason why, he thought the evil in him would die. Lucifer has no particular sign, And he is no friend of yours or mine, And then one day he will be destroyed, For all of Gods angels will be deployed And that will be the end of lucifer's reign, And the end of all our suffering and pain. His biggest lie is telling mankind, That he never existed,if that is true, Then why do we do things that are twisted? And why do we make our friends sad and blue? Michael Juneau
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Satanists And Cats
Hey! We never hurt any cat or any being... We love em...
The Satanic Bible
(Originally posted on April 9, 2006)I finished reading it. I'll post on it later.
Satanic Politics
(Originally Posted on April 19, 2006)I found this website that deals with Satanic activism:
The Satanic Rituals
(Originally Posted on May 6, 2006)Well, I started reading The Satanic Rituals this past weekend. I admit I was hoping for more theory than practice. But I will need practical stuff a bit later.One thing I would rather have in the description of the rituals is the English translation of all of the phrases. I feel they would have more impact for me if I understood what was being said as opposed to uttering (what are to me) nonsense phrases. Maybe if I found a translation, I would feel better about it.While I am not ready to completely do most of the practical parts of Satanism quite yet, I am intersted in performing/attending a Black Mass as described in The Satanic Rituals. The reason for this is that I feel it would definitely help the logic/emotion conflict I still feel. (Although I will admit that the Pact With The Devil exercise (see previous blog) helped a bit, it wasn't quite enough.)(And in case you're wondering, I got as far as the Cthulu chapter in the book.)tag: satan
Satanism On The Cheap
(Originally Posted on May 6, 2006)Now, as you know I am looking for a new job. I am doing so because I am not making enough even for the basic necessities here where I am working. (For example, last week I had to get a pay advance just to keep the electricity on.)Since I don't have money, I can't buy fancy stuff for the practice of Satanism either. I have to use whatever I can scrape up. Therefore, here are some things I am planning:ALTAR: Old bureau we already ownALTAR CLOTH: Black fabric, preferrably from the clearance stuff at WalMartSIGIL OF BAPHOMET: Printed from an online graphic (Not a good copy either.) CANDLES: Right now I am looking for some black candles but haven't found anyThe other stuff will be searched for in various locations, most likely thrift stores.You gotta do what you gotta do.tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion
Satanism On The Cheap - Shopping
(Originally Posted on May 18, 2006)Tuesday I went to look for different things for the initiation. I got the biggest haul at the thrift store. It cost a grand total of $7.I bought:Black fabric: It is a tube made out of something like T-shirt fabric at least 20 feet long. It'll take a bit of cutting and hemming to make proper use of it.Handheld sewing machine: It was to be used to hem the fabric, but it is broken.2 Candlesticks: To hold candles2 small stainless steel bowls: One to burn things in, one to hold incenseBrandy snifter: Used as the chaliceI am having problems, however, finding hazel incense. (I have yet to look for the quill pen, but worse comes to worse I can find a feather somewhere to use.) The candles I found at a small store in the local mall. Crystal(s) I will either find or not use. There's a few other things, but I can find them pretty easily.tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion, shopping, initiation, ceremony, ritual
Satanic Floor Mosaic
(Originally Posted on July 31, 2006)I found this picture of a mosaic at a webpage here that I wouldn't mind having:tag: satan, satanic, satanist, satanism, religion, art
Satanic Theses
(Originally Posted on August 1, 2006)(Now that THAT'S out of the way...)Last night as I was driving to the store for mayo and bread (we were having chicken salad sandwiches in case you're interested), I passed by several churches. Within the 3-5 mile (or so) trip, I passed by at least five different ones. One of them went so far as to proudly state that it was a fundamentalist baptist church with a "dress code".I flipped all of them off, something I am sort of in the habit of doing.But I got to thinking. Just shooting anger at churches will not cause them to lose too much power. We need some sort of plan that'll show the world that organized religion is evil.I am planning on rewriting the 95 theses into Satanic theses. That way, it'll form a blueprint of a plan.Feel free to jump in with suggestions. tag: satan, satanic, satanist, satanism, religion, politics, activism, activist
Satanic Theses Revisited
(Originally Posted on August 1, 2006)Earlier today, I found I had a comment on one of the blog backup sites about the Satanic Theses idea. Someone had asked me if I was "required to hate others who believe differently" or some such. The comment I replied with was something I had been thinking about posting for a while.And here it is:First off, let me say that I basically am aware of three different groups that consider themselves "satanists." (There may be more, but I haven't run across them yet.)1) LaVeyan Satanists: Basically atheists using empowering rituals, since they say the human psyche (sp?) needs ritual and such to be happy.2) Traditional Satanists: These believe of the "Lucifer" (a Prometheus-like figure) before Christianity got a hold of Him and made Him evil.3) (What I call) Christian Satanists: These believe in the Satan as taught by the Christian church as the ultimate evil being who wants to spread extreme evil everywhere.Now, I am studying (and starting to live
Satanism Defined - Poorly
(Originally Posted on August 12, 2006)A few days ago, somebody asked for a description of Satanism, a feat which, while interesting, seemed beyond me. It would be the equivalent of a Southern Baptist explaining Christianity and being all-inclusive of all the sects.So, without further ado, I would like to offer (a) my definition of Christianity and (b) my definition of Satanism. (I include both so that people who are familiar with either will see how bad their definition is and so relax on the other definition.)A) Christian: A Christian is someone who believes a translation of a set of stories in a book called The Holy Bible. In this work, an uber-being creates everything in the universe (except, of course, itself), giving humans rules to live by. Anybody living by the rules is favored by this being, anyone going against the rules are evil. Since the uber-being loves everybody, it has made a place called "heaven" where the righteous (i.e. people who believe in it and follow its r
Satanic Tv - The Prisoner
(Originally Posted on August 17, 2006)If you don't know about The Prisoner, I feel sorry for you. The main character (named Number Six in the show and played by Patrick McGoohan) definitely has a Satanic worldview in a place where everybody conforms.Basically, the story is that a spy resigns from his post with no reason given. Because of this, some shadowy group kidnaps him and puts him on an island in a place called The Village. Nobody can know who is a prisoner, a guard, an informer, etc.It's pretty disturbing, even after almost 40 years...tag: The Prisoner, satan, satanic, satanism, satan, religion, video, television-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!
Satanic Startup
(Originally Posted on September 11, 2006)Recently, I was asked to "help" people learn about Satanism.The best way, I suppose, is to do research, starting with The Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey. There are also some good websites with information, such as The Church of Satan, The First Church of Satan, and The Joy Of Satan. (The two Churches of Satan are more or less philosophical organizations, whereas the Joy of Satan is geared towards theological Satanism.)Other things that would be good would be to join discussion groups, such as The Dark Sanctum and FCoS.tag: religion, satan, satanism, satanic, satanist, LaVey-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!
Satanism
Satanism is a word which has been used since the end of the Middle Ages to describe a number of different belief systems in a number of contexts. People claiming to be Satanistsor outsiders claiming to describe Satanismascribe a wide variety of beliefs to Satanism. These range from the literal worship of a malevolent spiritual being (Theistic Satanism); to a kind of subversive ritual performance stressing the mockery of Christian symbols (most notably the Black Mass); to the claimed rediscovery of an ancient but misunderstood religion (e.g. Setianism, which conflates Satan with the Egyptian god Set); to the exaltation of hedonistic recreation, and the celebration of selfishness and pleasure. The most prominent and widely known Satanist in recent years is, and was Anton Szandor LaVey, who founded the Church of Satan in 1966. LaVey wrote The Satanic Bible (1969) and other works which remain highly influential (though controversial) among avowed Satanists. LaVey rejects the Black Mas
Satanist Church
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Satanic Poetry
Experience the nightmare of my desire. The stars glisten with my blood. I call unto you. I deny your faith. Live in the face of emptiness, yet You survive the details. I embrace your desire, And elevate violence to a sacred deed. You equip for immortality: I reap your soul for eternity I found this online... i cant remember where
Satan On Your Dollar!
This is the Great Seal of the United States of America. It was designed by the Freemasons and contains a mass of symbolism that the profane (non masons) are not to understand. This article will once and for all prove that the Seal is a Masonic design. Have you ever asked the question 'Why is there a Pyramid on our $1 note"? The religion of Freemasonry and some of it's mysteries have descended from ancient Egypt whose mysteries descended from ancient Babylon. The Pyramid has of old been a fascination of Freemasons. It is a pagan temple of Satan worship. Aleister Crowley, Freemason and chief Satanist of the 20th Century performed a satanic ritual in the Kings Chamber. The Masonic founded and controlled cults of the Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons have also adored the Great Pyramid. First of all I will interpret the Latin words on the seal. 'Annuit Coeptis' means 'Announcing The Birth Of' and 'Novus Ordo Seclorum' means 'New World Order'. So therefore it says 'Announcing the birth of t
Satans Chokehold
My spirit is long gone, and my dreams, man you can take, Cuz who wants to sleep in a world that never wakes. I have to get a move on with my life, Before it all blows away like I let go of the kite. I remember the love, right after the fights You cant tell me you dont remember those nights. Im empty, but I try not to blame you like before. Its beyond having anything to do with you anymore. Guess I'll just live my life as a tired, broke down lonely man, Resigned to the fact that no one will take me for what I am. Im completley happy and content, thats what I pretend, But the truth is, I even feel alone in a room full of friends. Why put my heart and myself out, when its always the same song? When I try to do it right, I always do it all wrong.
Satan Has No Answers For Your Life And Doesnt Care ?
yes The devil; satan himself.. now the Devil has no answers . He is all about power , control , hate and horrow. He cant do all, he cant show no love. He cant look our Lord In face. He is a coward . He is all about sinister things , darkness. He is cold , cares for no one , but he loves sin . And he snacthes souls for himself in a battle against our Lord. But all that will come of this is a eternal death and so horrible , dark and cold and all hAte . sorrows beyound belIEF. More than you can ever imigine . So what do you chose choice now ? WILL IT BE LIFE OR DEATH ETERNALLY...? HUGS DIANA
Satan Trys To Tear Down Those That Have Faith And He Will Attack So To Weakend Them..thru Their Losses And Pain He Gains Souls To Himself And Evil >
satan Lies and wheels and deals to get what he wants > he twistes the truth and he hides; he is a coward and he uses our families; destroys them so he can move in gain Control of our lives; and take us to the bottom ;> I know all to well> But My lord Stepped in for me , he can step in for you just call Upon him ,; Dont belive Satan and his lies > God didn,t do This bad Thing to your family ; Satan did it and makes us hurt angry and hate to blame our God.; Yes God can enter -veen but God Sends trials , trubliations to all lives ; Test us and our faith in him . We must hold fast our faith in our Lord and Jesus Christ , it as in heaven. You Know "The Lord,s Prayer" Here its is again ; "Lord,s Prayer" : Our Father who art in Heaven Hollow be thy name , Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven , Give us our daily bread Forgive us our trespassers as we forgive those who trespass against us lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil, f
Satan's Child
christen me with burning desire let me baptise you with carnal fire let me cleanse you as i push you in let yourself submit to our sin as you feel your passion begin to swell i welcome you to my fiery hell the level of depth has yet reached seven as you pull yourself away from heaven the pearly gates close you out as i let temptation swing about my body a temple, the bed is afire as you breathe in my soul entire center of hell is frozen ice you learn as i let my voice entice they say satan was once blessed as you serve me my yearning guest moans reach your throat hot and wild satan was a woman, and i her child eyes black as night, voice as a bell as i welcome you to the seventh level of hell you find your truest, indeed - only fear when one last time you pull me near you feel it there in my kiss and more so in your ecstatic bliss you've one last chance to forsake one last quest, a choice to make appease god, be welcomed to heaven or the goddess in hell, level
Satans Sister
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in Dublin wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do." Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't." Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."
"satans Fall" (long Halloween Story)
"Satans Fall" by Robert Lyle The devil on the fiery porch. He was back again that year, the same as he had been for five years running, keeping the majority of Trick or Treaters behind an imaginary line of uneasiness drawn at the edge of the curb with his Hell-red grin and burning cauldrons. It was a scene from Faust, only this was no play; this was my neighborhood. It wasnt just kids who lingered apprehensively in the street, but parents as well. In a place where the definition of Halloween was more like cardboard skeletons and plastic jack-o-lanterns, a guy with a penchant for fire and pitchforks could be extraordinarily scary. Really young children were hurried past the residence altogether via lawns on the opposite side of the street, hopefully distracted by candy long enough to save them from the psyche-scarring nightmares certain to result from even the smallest glimpse of him. This left only the few - the brave - to make the journey and collect one of the candy bars
Satanic Sluts...hell Yeah...!!!
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Satan's Poet
Tearing, nashing teeth as his pieced together heart Is torn from his chest, Painful screaming has filled his ears, And it is his own As he sits in the fiery darkness. The smell of brimstone burning his nose And he red swollen eyes stinging in the sulphur-filled stench. Violently shoved past the heavy irons gates, He sits in solemness and writes. The words skipping from each piece of his shattered heart, He catches each one before it falls into the fiery pit. Satan laughs at his indignation And beckons him to enter completely into his realm, Alas, he waits precariously perched on the edge of lonely insanity, And painfully torturous normalcy. His soul aflame with a passion that cannot be extinguished, His heart, even in it's fearsome shattered state, Can only belong to her, As he writes these words, His mind wanders to the place Where he fell into this pit Where he now sits staring into Satan's eyes, And his hearing his own mournful cries As the words escape from h
Satan & Hell
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil... Satan: 'Why so glum?' Guy: 'What do you think? I'm in hell!' Satan: 'Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?' Guy: 'Sure, I love to drink.' Satan: 'Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca.. We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway.' Guy: 'Gee that sounds great!' Satan: 'You a smoker?' Guy: 'You better believe it!' Satan: 'All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, rememb er?' Guy: 'Wow...that's awesome!' Satan: 'I bet you like to gamble.' Guy: 'Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do.' Satan:
Satan's Letter
by Mark Twain Now then, you have the facts. You know what the human race enjoys and what it doesn't enjoy. It has invented a heaven out of its own head, all by itself: guess what it is like! In fifteen hundred eternities you couldn't do it. The ablest mind known to you or me in fifty million aeons couldn't do it. Very well, I will tell you about it. 1. First of all, I recall to your attention the extraordinary fact with which I began. To wit, that the human being, like the immortals, naturally places sexual intercourse far and away above all other joys -- yet he has left it out of his heaven! The very thought of it excites him; opportunity sets him wild; in this state he will risk life, reputation, everything -- even his queer heaven itself -- to make good that opportunity and ride it to the overwhelming climax. From youth to middle age all men and all women prize copulation above all other pleasures combined, yet it is actually as I have said: it is not in their heaven; praye
Satan Vs. God
Is Satan Really Such a Bad Guy? According to Christianity, Satan is the epitome and embodiment of all evil things, described as "the father of all lies" in the Catholic Churchs Catechism. It is his works that tempt humans into doing bad deeds. If something evil occurs, we can be assured that Satan had something to do with it. The History of Satan According to Catholicism, Satan only exists because God allows him to, this raises some serious issues about how righteous God can be if he allows evil to exist, but I digress. Satan, as the story goes, began as the angel Lucifer, who outrightly rejected God and rebelled against him. God cast Lucifer and those who followed him into Hell, a place of eternal torture and despair, where God was not present. Like any good propoganda machine, Christian authorities have made sure to limit the disenimation of information on the enemy (Satan) to what they want the public to know. For example, we are never told why Satan rebelled against Go
Satan
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil... Satan: 'Why so glum?' Guy: 'What do you think? I'm in hell!' Satan: 'Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?' Guy: 'Sure, I love to drink.' Satan: 'Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and Fresca.. We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more! And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway.' Guy: 'Gee that sounds great!' Satan: 'You a smoker?' Guy: 'You better believe it!' Satan: 'All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, rememb er?' Guy: 'Wow...that's awesome!' Satan: 'I bet you like to gamble.' Guy: 'Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do.' Satan: 'Good, 'cause
Satanic Sins
1. StupidityThe top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. Its too bad that stupidity isnt painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid. 2. PretentiousnessEmpty posturing can be most irritating and isnt applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyones made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not. 3. SolipsismCan be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions, responses and sensibilities onto someone who is probably far less attuned than you are. It is the mistake of expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy and respect that you
The Satanic Statements
1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence! 2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams! 3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit! 4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates! 5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek! 6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires! 7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his divine spiritual and intellectual development, has become the most vicious animal of all! 8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification! 9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
Satanism And Self-transformation
Adherents to "life-denying" religions are often regarded as self-abnegating in their devotion to their own servility. LaVey's Satanic creed viewed religion as promoting an impersonal relationship with what the churches referred to as "God". Satanism was presented as an opportunity to self-identify with one's own concept of God. Great attention was paid to details gleaned from Noir films like White Heat and The Big Sleep in creating one's ideal Self from deliberately invoked forms. Satanism encourages a follower of the religion to grow throughout their life as they see fit.
Satanic Beliefs
In the Satanic Bible, Anton LaVey describes Satan as a motivating and balancing dark force in nature. Satan is also described as being the "Black Flame", representing a person's own inner personality and desires. Satan is seen as synonymous with the nature and even, metaphorically, with certain conceptions of a supreme deity or God. In his most important essay, "Satanism: The Feared Religion", the Church of Satan's current leader Peter H. Gilmore states: Satanists do not believe in the supernatural, in neither God nor the Devil. To the Satanist, he is his own God. Satan is a symbol of Man living as his prideful, carnal nature dictates. The reality behind Satan is simply the dark evolutionary force of entropy that permeates all of nature and provides the drive for survival and propagation inherent in all living things. Satan is not a conscious entity to be worshipped, rather a reservoir of power inside each human to be tapped at will. Thus any concept of sacrifice is rejected as a
Sat. And Sun.
so far this weekend ...i've worked the buffett show @ the comcast center and am going to do the patriots this afternoon...so i am staying busy...which is good. moms having an ok kinda night...shes up n down bout every hour or so....so atleast its not like it was the other day....so thats good. my sister and her bf are watching her now....and i am just waking up.... so i guess i'll get ready for work and when i get back...it'll be my shift for mom... my aunt is down from NY. (moms sister) so th@s good. and ppl are visiting from all over to see her...so mom is pretty busy most of the day with visitors n stuff. other than th@.....i guess im ok so far....maybe it hasnt hit me yet or something???.... rp
"satan On Horseback"
Before I begin my latest installment on this running blog, I want to again thank everyone for taking time out of their busy schedules to read and comment on them. I never imagined this blog would grow so popular and as such, you guys, the readers, are pushing me to exceed extraordinary expectations, again many thanks and I hope to continue to provide insight on what is really happening on the ground in this country. As many of you may be wondering what does the title of this chapter entail and mean, i will dive into all the details shortly. As I mentioned we work with local Afghan interpreters, educated young men who have have put their lives and the lives of their families on the line for helping us Americans by providing a service that we could not live without. These individuals represent the best Afghanistan has to offer, and in my humble opinion, will be the way of the future for this country. They will be the future, Senators, Ministers, and perhaps Presidents. Many of them, h
Satan!
A Simple Go To H*ll Would Have Sufficed Tech Support | Stillwater, OK, USA TECH: Thank you for calling *** Direct Sales. How may I help you? Caller: I need a power cord for my product. TECH: I would be happy to place your order. I just need you to read me the three numbers from the front of the product. Caller: Talk to my wife, I cant read (In the background, I overhear the following) Caller: Get on the phone! Callers wife: You are Satan! When spiritual warfare happens, I will have more angels on my side because you are evil and no one loves you! (The wife then comes on the phone and very calmly gives me the number, her address, credit card info and then hangs up.)
Satan
Satan@ fubar
Satan...
A lot of people think the word Satan was created for a specific being, like a name. The WORD Satan was created to describe someone as an Accuser. An Adversary. It was LATER ON Applied to the religious field describing an angel, etc. Well i want to go back to the original Meaning of the WORD Satan. The Accuser, the Adversary.. We must remember that to Accuse someone of something, there must be a system of beliefs pertaining to Right and Wrong. An ACCUSATION is the pointing of a finger at someone who did something WRONG. Basically, to Call someone the Accuser (satan), would be an accusation. Now before there was a structure of Morals (right and wrong). There was no accuser, there was no accusee. Morals were developed, right and wrong were created. Now we can accuse. Who will we accuse? The one who broke the morals. Who are the ones with the morals? The Religious, the Godly, the ones who created a purpose that involved these morals. So who was the original Accuser? The Religi
Sat. 10am Fubar Time Auto 11' S Will Be Active
AUTO'S ARE ON GET 300K IN FUBUCKS JUST FOR RATTING!!! HI FUBAR, ITS ME MIZZ SHADY A DEAR DEAR FRIEND BOUGHT ME THIS AUTO 11 THAT I AM RUNNING NOW. IT'S THE VERY LAST ONE I HAVE GUYS AND THERES NO TELLING WHEN ILL BE GETTING ANOTHER OR IF AT ANY TIME SOON... SO IF YOU SHOUT ME AND TELL ME YOUR GOING FOR THE 300K IN FUBUCKS I'LL LET YOU IN. YOU JUST HAVE TO RATE EVERY PICTURE IN ONE ALBUM AND COMMENT WHERE IT SAYS COMMENT AND THE 300K IN FUBUCKS IS YOUR. THIS IS ONLY DURING HAPPY HOUR TIME AND WHILE I'M RUNING AUTO 11'S. IT GETS REALLY CRAZY EVERY TIME I DO THIS SO DON'T GIVE UP JUST KEEP SHOUTING ME TILL I SEE YOU... SO PLZ MAKE IT A POINT TO COME ON OUT TO MY PAGE IF YOUR ON. I'LL BE HOSTING A LOT OF CRAZY RATE FOR FUBUCK SPECIALS GOING ON DURING THAT TIME. IF I OWE YOU FUBUCKS JUST KEEP HITING MY SHOUT TILL I SEE YOU. AS SOON AS I KNOW YOUR THERE AND THAT I OWE I'LL PAY UP.
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Satara Made Me Do It!
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take itRULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!LAST PERSON YOU....[1] Who was the last person you texted?I dont remember[2] You were in the car with? my sister [3] Went to the mall with?havent been[4] Person you talked on the phone with?Dont wanna remember[5] You messaged/​commented on Fubar?SataraT/F Only answer with True or FalseQ:Kissed some one on your top friends?FalseQ: Been searched By Cops?very TrueQ: Been suspended from school?TrueQ: Sat on a roof top?TrueQ: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?TrueQ: Broken a bone?FalseQ: Have shaved your head?TrueQ: Played a prank on someone?TrueQ: Had/have a gym membership?trueQ: Shot a gun?TrueQ: Donated Blood?trueWOULD YOU RATHER:[1] Eat or drink?eat[2] Be serious or be funny?funny[3] Go to the beach or mountains?beach[4] Die in a fire or die getting shot?ShotANSWER TRUTHFULLY:[1] Sun or moon?Moon[2] Winter or fall?Fall[3] Left or
Satanism In Hip Hop
Satanic Fuck Toy
I had a surprise for my slave tonight you just did not know it yet. Giggling as I drove to where you lived at I waited outside your house for you to come out, when I saw you walking to the gas station I got out and fallowed you a bit before I got right behind you and grabbed your hair. “Look what I found walking around, if it’s none other than my little satanic fuck toy come out to play. Guess what, I have something planed for you tonight to where you will not be coming home tonight. So you better call your daddy because your mine tonight.” Tugging your head back so I can reach your neck I bite down hard knowing you liked it and so did I. When I let go you was breathing heavy and there was a red mark with my black lip print around it, making me smile before tugging you to my car. I make you get in the back seat and once there I tie your hands and feet together before pushing you down to lay down. I reach down and pinch your ass
The Satanist
Sup fubar...i been Gon for a while but im back...anyway we going to adress somethign right quick. and some of yall this may apply to and you might get mad but fuck it , you can kiss the crack of ghetto NYC black ass 2 times.Im a go in real quick on these "Hail Satan" peeps....yeah satanist...ok so like my first thing is i understand the whoole dark prince thing, but seriously...y'all go extra with this shyt. wtf gives...y'all are worst than the goth kids...life is not that bad dude, add some fucking color to your woredrobe dude, and leave people cats alone, animal sacriface doesnt do shyt cept make you look like a fucking idiot. And for the love of God your not going to be come a zombie and they dont exist, stay the fuck out of the grave yards at night...that shyt is just creepy! Now lets say that one day, for shyts and giggles you manage to summon satan...THEN WHAT? if he really is the bad ass yall say he is, have you not stop to think heis going to fuck you up for calling him up and
Satanism
Satanism is one of the most misguided religions out there. often mistaken as devil worshippers in which is not the case. We are true believers of the earth realm where we are our own gods, free to do our will. We do not perform sacrifices or sacrifice virgins its all stupid misguided tales, we just simply believe in ourselves. The true pentagram in which is meaning of earth and or freedom to do what we want. Like i said earlier people should not judge of what they dont understand and assumed because we believe in something totaly different to the ones that believe in god, that we are devil worshippers, The truth of it is they we would not harm any liveing creature on this earth mother.
Satan
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, the Devil himself appeared at the front of the congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for ove
Satanic Seduction
SATANIC SEDUCTIONPenile foreskin.....forked like the tongue of a serpent snakeRazor sharp talons rakeher skin....He dominates and breaks her in.....Guiding her position he makes her bendOver his lapGives cheeks a slapStretches her on her back supineWrists handcuffed to bed rails ankles alignedWith spreader restraint....He aquaints his gluts with her absStraddling her torsoHe grabs her breastsMore so Masturbating his phallis......Her warm wet chaliceof a mouth opensShe's hopinto be soaked inHis Pleasure......She flicks her tongue across the head just for good measure......He stiffens in shockForcefully he feeds her cockHard as a rockhe seeds herSo satisfyingno denyingthat he needs her
Sat 03-29-08 (bubbles)
March 29, 2008 Bubbles - bubbles and more bubbles ... Please ... don't burst my bubble, and not show up to read & "SHARE THIS" With your friends! (haha) To tie things in nicely, I will usually throw a music video in the mix that kinda g
Sat 04-26-08 (conga)
Saturday, April 26, 2008 Being I've been away during this grieving period I thought I probably should drop an honest blog in here before tomorrows "Birthday Begging" and shameless self promotion ... Strange how the two meet at the most inopportune times, that being the celebration of ones birth just as another's has perished. Both for me always brings me to reflection of the past. The two: Life and Death, are assured to be linked for each cant exist without the other. We all are born and part of life is death -- guaranteed! All born with an expiration date, We just dont know when it is ... I've excepted and lived with - loved ones dying most of my life, (far-far too
Sat 05-31-08 (caturday)
Saturday, May 31, 2008 elcome my (hopefully) fellow cat lovers? I gotta say that not all enjoy the feline species ... My dog is the first that comes to mind So if your not a lover an owner perhaps a fan? (maybe)? lol
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You are most like Samantha Jones, the craziest, most unconventional of the four friends. You are SMOKIN' HOTT and better believe the opposite sex notices, though how could they not with you flaunting it all the time? After all, confidence is your strongest point. You are powerful and strong-willed and never take 'No' for an answer. So enjoy your fabulous, crazy life - throw on the tightest, sexiest clothes you own because there has got to be a party or two out there just waiting for your arrival! Sex and the City Quiz by QuizRocket.com fun quizzes!Fun Quizzes | Quizes for MySpace MySpace Quizzes
Sat 04-12-08 (disappear)
Saturday, April 12, 2008 Just wanted to say Hello real quick then just disappear leaving you warm regards ... With my Birthday coming up "fast" My thoughts turn to the past and it makes me
Sat 05-17-08 (doors Open!)
Saturday, May 17, 2008 Come on in, take your shoes off and stay awhile ummm, on second thought ... You can leave those things on ... but you're welcome to stay for as long as you'd like to stay! My doors always open! Speaking of doors I have a lot of history with 'DOORS' Not the great band of the name either But the proverbial doors that life presents. Those that have slammed in my face and the ones that were open for me. The old adage that's been repeatedly said from my very own mouth: "When One door closes it opens another" (usually said as I started to f
Saterday
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Saterday Night Chillin!!!
WATS UP PPL JUST SITTIN HERE WITH A FINE BABE GETTIN READY TO GO OUT TO THE BAR AND SHAKE MY ASS AND DRINK SOME BEER!!!! I LIKE TO SHOW SOME LOVE TO ALL MY NEW FRIENDS IV MET. LOOKING FOWARD TOO MEETING THE REST OF YOU TO,SO DROP ME A LINE..... TIME TO DRINK CHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saterday Mornings
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Satellite Technology And The Nsa
This will begin a ongoing series of articles originally written by my friend and co-conspirator Pat Poole. All information contained herin has been either declassified of public domain... in no way does it compromise the project, or any security regulations. Inside Americas Secret Court: The Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court Copyright 1999/2000 Patrick S. Poole NOTE: The publication date of this paper is 1998, so it does not reflect the changes made to FISA by the 2001 Patriot Act, nor considers the FISA Courts decisions and policies since that time. For my more recent thoughts on this subject in light of the recent New York Times article, see this blog entry, FISA, ECHELON and Much Ado About Nothing (12/23/2005), and for a response to Hugh Hewitt's misrepresentation of this paper, see this blog response. Also see my 1998 paper, ECHELON: Americas Global Surveillance System. Introduction In a highly restricted room inside the Department of Justice Building i
Saterday
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Saterday Morning 6am
and its been a week since i blocked a fake friend loser,but somehow he has nothing better to do then to come here ,looking into my profile and blog,looking for ammo ,to use as a wedge between me and a good friend.its ok his life is so sad and miserable(all by his own bitter design),ill let him live off my life.since theres nothing he can say or do to change anything now.so heres my life.drink and enjoy it.sorry it reminds you everyday ,you are a bitter fool.see ya tommorow Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com
Satellite Tv For Your Pc
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Sate Ajam
Sate Ajam Serving: Serves: 6 Total Time: 50 minutes INGREDIENTS: 18 small mushrooms 6 boneless, skinless chicken-breast halves 1/4 cup olive oil 2 tablespoons fresh lime juice 1/8 teaspoon freshly ground pepper 1/2 teaspoon cumin 1 teaspoon minced garlic DIRECTIONS: Cut chicken into 1-inch pieces and cut stems off mushrooms. Alternate pieces of chicken and mushrooms on skewers. (Push skewers through tops of mushrooms so they will not split). Place skewered chicken in a shallow casserole. Combine olive oil, lime juice, pepper, cumin, and garlic and pour over chicken. Turn skewers to coat chicken and mushrooms with oil mixture. Refrigerate for at least 30 minutes. Preheat broiler. Place skewers on broiler pan and broil 6 inches from heat for about 10 minutes or until cooked through. Turn and baste several times. Serve over rice and spoon warm marinade over chicken pieces. NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION: Based on individual serving. Fiber: 19.00 g
Satellite Tv For Your Pc Or Laptop
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Saterday 28th, Trailmix Coffee House
Quiter all ages show! alcohol free venue! show up and hang with me!
Satellite Debris Mystery May Never Be Solved
A six-ton NASA science satellite crashed to Earth on Saturday, leaving a mystery about where a ton of space debris may have landed. The US space agency said it believes the debris ended up in the Pacific Ocean, but the precise time of the bus-sized satellite's re-entry and the location of its debris field have not been determined. The Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite, or UARS, ended 20 years in orbit with a suicidal plunge into the atmosphere sometime between 11:23pm on Friday and 1:09am EDT on Saturday, NASA said. Advertisement: juicy couture outlet Story continues below The satellite would have been torn apart during the fiery re-entry, but about 26 pieces, the largest of which was estimated to have weighed 150 kg, likely survived the fall, officials said. As it fell to Earth, UARS passed from the east coast of Africa over the Indian Ocean, then the Pacific Ocean, across northern Canada and the northern Atlantic Ocean to a point over West Africa. Most of the transit was over water
Sat 04-05-08 (gray Area)
Saturday, April 05, 2008 Welcome, Welcome, Welcome! Happy to see YOU again ... I hope all is well on your side, Just peachy here on my side of the screen. Peachy ... Now is that a clear way to say fine? Kind of 'fuzzy' (pun intended) on what that means. Linda mention the other day that she would like to see One 'SET' of rules at w
Satiate
I may love you forever even if we fall apart I'll have your handprints tattooed on my heart from where you caressed it so gently and burned through all my barricades every cliche you've had me feel you made it very real what I once thought to be some far away cruel mindgame that life would dangle before me but never allow me to play I'll never forget you cause your smile's printed on my mind and your touch, on my soul I'll always have a place for you because it's not like I could fill this hole with something new if you ever decide to vacate it it'd be like an infected wound that no amount of peroxide or TLC could cure because that's what love does it burns holes in us and our lovers are the salve
Satisfaction To The Bone
I met someone. Yeah, thats right...WOW did he know to touch the right buttons too. He made me sticky for hours. He had this sexy look to me as a plain joe...He didnt even have any tattoo's....But fuck...he knew how to do it right. We didnt go all the way. Since we respected each other. But we wanted to. There is something about him. Something so sexy that I cant get him off my mind. I can still smell him in my pillows on my bed. *grins* I need to find out what is causing me to like him so, after only one meeting. Could he be the one? Maybe not. Who knows. He sends shivers through my spine, thus the subject, satisfaction to the bone... CRY BABY
Satire For The Moon
Oh, starve yourself, my friend, for the very sounds of the wind mock your enchantment over the stars and sky. They break your howl and tear at your strength-- hollow and incomplete, like an hourless night of tears-- just so the Moon can laugh. It can and will rejoice at your tireless sobbing and weeping, only as cruelly as you allow, for its somber pretenses reap only what you give. Let loose this chorus full of stars into the very entrance where yon heart lies, the only escape one can hope for lives not where it is open, but where it is dark-- where the Moon can extend its hand in offering, in praise, in love and protection-- and the sounds of the wind cannot muse their way into-- Sing and dance for him, the life-giver, for his own rhythm is yours. Smile, for his own words are uttered with your name in between, weaved and sewn. what could be called the night.
Satisfied
I want him but he don't want me, . He wants somebody else that I can't be. And she's got a man that she wants to leave, 'Cause he can't seem to make her happy. Does it have to be wrong to make it feel right? Tell me why ain't nobody satisfied? Old man lookin' a photograph, Of a love that's long gone from his past. And his wife's got a letter that she can't read, From a boy who never came back from the sea. All these secrets or lies we keep deep inside Does it have to be wrong to make it feel right? Tell me why there ain't nobody satisfied, yeah? See that man walkin' down the street, Yeah, what are the odds, he's the one for me? An' what if I pass him by an' he's got the love I need? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell me why there ain't nobody satisfied? I want him but he don't want me, . He wants somebody else that I can't be. And she's got a man that she wants to leave, 'Cause he can't seem to make her happy. See that man walkin' down the street,
Satisfaction Guarantee!!
When having sex, do you actually try to satisfy your partner or you just satisfied to get that nut and sleep...*lol* Please do leave comments...*lol*
Satisfy The Unquenched Needs
Kiss me breathless Let me get choked up in its loveliness Fill my whole being with your aura of love Let me get relaxed in the romantic mood that Ive always sought Let your kiss open up my feelings like the morning dew Falling slowly making me feel ever new Chasing away my mood so blew and leaving our love still anew Aerate my system with your sweet, refreshing breath Let it ignite the smoky embers of love thats restless Fanning them into a roaring love fire that would never die Keeping the lights on in our minds Send your electrifying fingers down my back, sending those chills up my spine And the thrills I always get in the hidden corners of our self Love me non-stop, Let the arrow of your love pierce deeply my guarded island of love where those pent-up feelings abound Encase me in that warm embrace Let me feel imprisoned in the tightness of your hands Crushing me with increasing passion that inflames my lukewarm emotion Slowly, passionately whisper those sweet wo
Satisfaction
I will love you through the thick and through the thin. Come on baby put my nuts on your chin. Take that tongue so ever long Wrap it around and suck this dick nice and strong. No need to be shy, no need to be afraid Cause when that is over youre gonna get laid. Im gonna hit it from the front and hit it from behind. I will make love to you unlike any other kind. Tease me, please me, abuse me. Just say that you will be gentle and care free When, this comes to an end. We can start it up again when I smack you on the fanny. Imma give it to you with my tongue. Baby I wont stop until you cum. Satisfaction guaranteed. I cant wait till we impose each others will, When, we do the dirty deed. Curse me, smack me, and talk bad to me, Just know that Ill be what you want me to be. Should we only be lovers for a night, I will surely give you all my might. I will fulfill your needs, Because thats what I mean when your satisfaction is guaranteed.
"satiate"
I may love you forever even if we fall apart I'll have your handprints tattooed on my heart from where you caressed it so gently and burned through all my barricades every cliche you've had me feel you made it very real what I once thought to be some far away cruel mindgame that life would dangle before me but never allow me to play I'll never forget you cause your smile's printed on my mind and your touch, on my soul I'll always have a place for you because it's not like I could fill this hole with something new if you ever decide to vacate it it'd be like an infected wound that no amount of peroxide or TLC could cure because that's what love does it burns holes in us and our lovers are the salve XxBarricadexX May 2, 2006 ----------------------------------- Notes: God, I love this girl. She might not be able to fill it. Doesn't mean she isn't trying to. It makes me sick thinking about how close we were and that I fucked all this up. I would d

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