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lol this has nothing to do with sex btw it owuld seem more people are interested in that more then someone blog that has nothing to do with it anyways moving on shallow people why are they so shallow people say they are not but iam sure when the time come you would not be with someone in a wheelchair or half there face blown away or missing body parts or missing teeth hair loss the list could be going on but ill stop there the point is if you accept the person when you meant them then whats stopping you for liking them still because of something like that its funny alot of people bitch and complain that there are no good guys left or woman but yet there so close minded and way to shallow to see they are there right in front of there eyes they just don't want to because you have to dress or you have to have a center look or you have to have something to have them interested in you i don't understand people i was rise up to believe looks or what t
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Sex is like math u add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and pray like hell u dont multiply = sex is awesome
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A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's >> office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye. The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?' The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's m
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Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or reading lips. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. She writes: "Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times." The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes back to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.
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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. T
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(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say! ....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!) ================================================================================================== What is it that you absolutely need sexually? SOMEONE UNINHIBITED What is something you have always wanted to try? NOT MUCH THAT I HAVEN'T TRIED... What is something you have never done in bed before? ??? BRUSHED MY TEETH What time of day do you like to have sex? MORNING, NOON, AFTERNOON,NIGHT & MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? A NICE HARD ON COMING TOWARDS ME... How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? ONLY A FEW SECONDS....THEN I GOTTA TOUCHY FEELY If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? TURN ME ON! i'VE HAD THEM IN THE SAME ROOM WATCHING & THAT'S HOT... Would it bother you if your bf/gf
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What is it that you absolutely need sexually? To Get off What is something you have always wanted to try? Sex on the beach What is something you have never done in bed before? Being on top What time of day do you like to have sex? doesn't matter any time What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? just holding me How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? not long at all lol If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Nervous Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? No Have you ever faked an orgasm? I don't think so What Part of your body are you self-conscious about? my stomach Do you have any sexual regrets? yes but lets not go there If a lover cheated on you would you take them back? Hell No How Important is sex in your life? I have needs How Important is love in your life? Very important What is the biggest figh
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"S.E.X." [Verse 1] "No" is a dirty word, Never gonna say it first, "No" is just a thought that never crosses my mind. Maybe in the parking lot, Better bring your friend along, Better rock together than just one at a time. [Chorus] S is for the simple need. E is for the ecstasy. X is just to mark the spot, Because that's the one you really want. (Yes!) Sex is always the answer, it's never a question, 'Cause the answer's yes, oh the answers (Yes) Not just a suggestion, if you ask a question, Then it's always yes. Yeah! [Verse 2] I'm loving what you wanna wear, I wonder what's up under there? Wonder if I'll ever have it under my tongue? I'll love to try to set you free, I love you all over me. Love hearin' the sound you make the second you're done. [Chorus] S is for the simple need. E is for the ecstasy. X is just to mark the spot, Because that's the one you really want. (Yes!) Sex is always the answer, it's never a question, 'Cause the answer's yes,
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ilove it i need it and nobody can pound a cat or lick 1 like me curtis 832 3295263 woman only h. town texas
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Sex could be one of the few pleasures in life that is good for you, helping stave off colds, flu, heart attacks and even cancer, say researchers. Not only does a healthy sex life boost mood, but there is growing evidence to show it boosts your physical well-being, too - from increasing longevity to reducing the risk of erectile dysfunction and even heart attack. Only last month, researchers at Nottingham University concluded that men who kept up a regular sex life in their 50s were also at lower risk of developing prostate cancer...."
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Kissing and hugging from the moment of our arrival, Straight to the point without talking is liable. Grinding our bodies as arms tie themselves, Endorphins building as it swells and jells. Wetness seeping. Stiffness creeping. Juices flowing letting off a sweet scent, The two of us Inhaling with no comment. Wet pecks down your neck pulling your hair back…….. Passionate puckers into a an unbuttoned blouse, Your Hand slid into my slacks. Slowly taking off your undergarments with my teeth For me to see what’s waiting beneath. Our Clothes discarded and you….. lifted to a soft awaiting spread, Sexing just around the corner ……racing to fed. Laying along side of you both completely uncovered, I have Mouthfuls so nothing can be uttered. Satisfying each spot with a kiss , Nothing on your firm milk glands missed. Working my way down past a button towards another, Directed with my tongue rutter. Reaching a resting place palming the ass of Ms. Mommi Extending my tongue to lick and taste the Na
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Sexual dreams are not about sex exclusively. Often they are about how we perceive people and how we think others perceive us. To construct a framework for interpreting sexual dreams, it is important to identify who is with us in the dream and how we feel about the experiences being had while dreaming. Certain dreams are simply romantic. Boy and girl meet in the dream state and find themselves enjoying one another. This scenario commonly involves an attractive acquaintance and a generally pleasing environment. There is no violation of taboo, except for a sense that perhaps things are moving a little fast in the nocturnal relationship. Often, the dreamer has simply acted upon a desire for a relationship with a particular person. Other dreams begin to press on the boundaries of our taboos. These include dreams with sexual content the dreamer would consider inappropriate in waking, but participates in during the dream. These dreams can be very troubling. One can wake up feeling as th
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Your Bedroom Grade: A You are an expert in bed or should I say sexpert? But you're going to have to reach (around) for that A+. You are a natural in bed, and anyone that has had you brags about it long afterwards! What's your Bedroom Grade? at QuizUniverse.com
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> >>> The mother of a 17-year-old girl was > concerned that her daughter was > >>> having sex. > >>> Worried the girl might become pregnant and > adversely impact the > >>> family's status, she consulted the family > doctor. > >>> The doctor told her that teenagers today were > very willful and any > >>> attempt to stop the girl would > probably result in rebellion. He then > >>> told her to arrange for her daughter to be put > on birth control and > >>> until then, talk to her and give her a box of > condoms. > >>> Later that evening, as her daughter was > preparing for a date, the > >>> woman  told her about the situation and > handed her a box > >>> of  condoms. > >>> The girl burst out laughing and reached over > to hug her mother > >>> saying: > >>> 'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry > about that! I'm dating Susan!'  
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Lately it seems that people are gigantic penises/ vaginas.   I am not spending more than 5 mins on sex, na ah
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Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S - SMILEE - ENERGYX - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
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i need some are justtalk of it wood b nice wood hahaha
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I haven't seen a more over rated activity in a history of mankind. Its pretty sad that people nowadays base most interactions based on shoving their body part into someone else. To be honest, there is a plethora of things I would rather do than have sex" watch TV, eat, go for a walk, dance, etc. You got the hint. Its especially sad when people base marriages on sex. The most common scenario: He meets her; he likes her T&A, she likes his arms/6pack/dick/whatever. He tries to impress her with dumbass shit that she will bite on, to get her into sack. She thinks he is amazing, he thinks she is amazing. They have great sex, and they have that in common. He finds some things about her annoying: mild nagging, dumb drama prone friends, incessant shopping habits, etc. She finds some things about HIM annoying: watching too much TV, loud obnoxious friends, playing too much XBox, not lowering the toilet seat. watching too much sports. But hey, the sex is just fantastic, and when they have it, the
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A whisper, a sigh A wink and a glance The glimpse of a thigh The thought of romance. She moves in a bit closer And dances just right He longs to hold her Long into the night. Heart beat quickens Eyes shine with lust His muscle thickens Anticipating a thrust. Heartbeats are frantic As clothes start to fall Each touch is electric They both shed it all. So naked she kneels His dick in her mouth A gasp when she feels  His lips moving south Licking and sucking And moving together Grinding and moaning Their mutual pleasure She begs him to enter And give her his meat Quickly he helps her They regain their feet Swiftly he bends her Down over the bed Legs spread further He thrusts in his head He pushes in harder She squeezes it tight The moan of pleasure The sounds of delight The rhythm of loving The feel of the flesh Indescribable feeling As two bodies mesh Cum rips from his balls As he shoots his load. Her insides expand as She feels him explode.
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This ain't a story. A conversation I had earlier made me end up writing something. Reading it, I think it's probably quite shareable. Why? Because I felt like it! So the conversation was about oral sex, with a friend of mine. Not the oral sex with her, the conversation. ;) So anyway, we got to talking about things we DON'T like members of the opposite sex doing when they're going down on us. Then we got sortof bored after like, two things each, and decided to guess what we thought the other didn't like. Since we've had sex maybe eight or nine times down the years - she and I have this random thing where suddenly we just want to rip each other's clothes off, the rest of the time we're nothing but friends, it's kindof weird actually... anyway, since we've actually HAD sex, this should be easy, right? Wrong. She had no idea the things I don't like, despite having mentioned a bunch of them in the past. This amazed me, frankly, since I'm hardly reticent about saying what I don't enjoy. O
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Oh, and SEX. I'm a huge nympomaniac. Quite frankly, I think I would prefer that to the movies and books and normal stuff. You can tell a whole lot about a person by the way they have SEX. Sometimes it's the best way to get to know someone. SEX is an art. It's not just bumping and humping and swaping sweat. It should be fun and flirty and filled with passion. Whether it lasts two hours the first time you do it or two minute because someone could walk into the room at any moment. Good SEX is something you just don't give up without a fight. Because, frankly, he could have the best looks, the best personality, but if the SEX sucks, you're really nothing more than friends. (Why? Because if the SEX sucks you're not having it. And if you're not having it, it's putting a strain on the relationship. And if the relationship is strained you're better off friends. Because, frankly, the SEX sucks.) And, in conclusion, if you haven't already figured it out, I love to talk & say SEX...
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Mission for a missionaryMissionary quite contraryHow does your garden growA sixty niner is always finerCome on lets go, dont be slowDiggy doggy, bend overAnd i'll do you, real slow, no really slowWe both stand up you pretendYoure looking over my shoulderFor a four leaf cloverWe both pretend that we dont knowWe sit up and face each otherWe'll just sit till the cows come homeI'll lie on my back, you pretend your at the trackYou saddle me like you would a coltI'll just lie there try not to bolt
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"What is this thing called sex, Dad?"Quizzed, my curious ten year old lad.Soft music stopped, party-chatter froze,Menon jolted from his drunken doze The pudding hit Mrs.Thomas's chin,My boss's face beamed a whisky grin,"Be a shport, Hari, you bumbling ass,"Liquour spilled from his brimming glass, "Tell the boy of the birds and the bees,""Of Adam-Eve, the birth of babies,"To you, my friend, yes, you the reader,I must admit, I am no great leader Nor much of a father, you may surmise,I am not a fool, but neither too wise,To have told the kids of the facts of life;Of what gets done, when man meets wife. It may have been the beers in me,Or the fact that I could nowhere seeMy wife, within any earshot length,That must've been what gave me strength. "Species Enlarging X-ercise," said I,Looking my boy straight in the eye,"Something we do to populate,""Strip, stimulate and copulate." "Simply Ecstatic X-perience," quipped Ted,And smacked his lips - the sly newly wed."Superbly
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SEX HE'S GOT ME HOT I WANT HIM SO BAD I CAN TASTE JUST TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH HIM KNOWING HE WANTS ME TURNS ME ON MAKES MY PUSSY WET JUST SITTING HERE JUST THINK ING ABOUT MAKES ME WISH HE WAS HE DOING WHAT HE DOES BEST. MAN I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME WE DID IT I GUESS MY BODY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON THIS MAN HAD ME NUTTIN DOWN MY LEG HE GAVE MY PUSSY WHAT IS HASN'T HAD IN A LONG TIME A VERY VERY GOOD FUCK TO YOU WHO I AM TALKING ABOUT GET AT ME I KNOW YOU WANT TOO
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This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, youowe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and Added up your total fine. When you are done Title your it 'My fine is $........' You don't have to confess your answers, just the Amount of your fine.Smoked pot -- $10Did acid -- $5Ever had sex at church -- $25Woke up in the morning and didn't know the person next To you -- $40Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25Had sex for money -- $100Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20Vandalized something -- $20Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10Beat up someone -- $20Been jumped -- $10Crossed dressed -- $10Given money to stripper -- $25Been in love with a stripper -- $20Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15Ever drive drunk -- $20Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50Used toys while having sex -- $30Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20Went sk
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people should enjoy sex more  
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S.E.X. by nickelback...... extremely dirty and hot. and such amazing guitars. I want to learn how to play this and put it on you tube...lol although i feel like i so wont be that hardcore....haha heres the awesome video    
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 Is this too much info on what I like to do ??   We begin by kissing, softly at first then building to deeper and more passionate, tongues meeting. I begin to softly kiss and lick your neck, your ears then move to your shoulders while gently holding your face in my hand, gently tugging on your hair. My hands softly rubbing your back, legs. I then lightly with my fingertip touch the outline of your breasts purposely avoiding you nipples. teasing them with my finger till they slighlty become erect. I move my mouth and tongue to your upper chest area softly licking and kissing, your anticipation builds. I slide your bra strap off your shoulders as my tongue moves towards your upper breasts. Then around your nipples but not touching them at first, now and again a soft lick on you nipples as you moan. I move down your body to your stomach, belly buttonsucking on it. I gently grab your panties with my teeth and slide them off of you. My tongues licking your legs first the front down to the
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Sex   Sexual dreams are not about sex exclusively. Often they are about how we perceive people and how we think others perceive us. To construct a framework for interpreting sexual dreams, it is important to identify who is with us in the dream and how we feel about the experiences being had while dreaming. Certain dreams are simply romantic. Boy and girl meet in the dream state and find themselves enjoying one another. This scenario commonly involves an attractive acquaintance and a generally pleasing environment. There is no violation of taboo, except for a sense that perhaps things are moving a little fast in the nocturnal relationship. Often, the dreamer has simply acted upon a desire for a relationship with a particular person. Other dreams begin to press on the boundaries of our taboos. These include dreams with sexual content the dreamer would consider inappropriate in waking, but participates in during the dream. These dreams can be very troubling. One can wake up feeling
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I'm so horny right now. I sitting here rubbing in between my legs. my pussy is throbbing for me to touch it. ummm   so nice and wet. very hott. oooo as I touch my clit i move my hips, moans as I move. slides my finger in my pussy, so very wet. wishing i had my toy out. but can't .. so i just keep rubbing on my clit and moving my hips. this time sliding 2 fingers in my pussy. o yes !!!   I keep sliding them in and out, i move faster every time.  O I think I'm gonna cum !!!   
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where is the most dangerous place you have had sex ( specify if outdoors where )
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Three billion years ago life formed on this planet. At some point similar organisms started exchanging their DNA and sexual reproduction was started. In the early warm volcanic seas that covered the earth, some proto-organism fucked another proto-organism and life has been fucking ever since.We are the descendants of three billion years of things fucking each other. Every form of life, from man down to plant life, wants to fuck something and exchange DNA. And we are the descendants of those who fucked, not of those who controlled themselves. There's nothing wrong with fucking and there's nothing wrong with fucking a total stranger. You have a dick and it's there for one reason only, and that's to fuck with. She has a cunt and its purpose is to get fucked. That what it does. The process is to put your dick in her and deliver your semen so as to get her pregnant. That's the instinct you are born with and she's born with. Obviously, you don't really want to get her pregnant. But your body
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Human sperm is of a low quality - relative to many animals, including primates, a low proportion of the sperm is viable - and this encourages pair bonded sexual partnerships to the detriment of any arrangement of irregular and infrequent coitus, particularly harem-like arrangements and surreptitious affairs. Women's visual and olfactory sexual preference is biased toward desirable partners during the period of fertility and toward less desirable ones the rest of the time. This is likely an adaptation running counter to monogamy, which tends to maintain the procreative availability of desirable partners and the pacification and utilitarian engagement (household protection and production) of undesirable ones. Underscoring this adaptation, incidence of orgasm in females is predominantly dictated by the perceived sexual (hereditary) desirability of the male, and household partnership or emotional involvement is not a predictor. This is significant because the vaginal and uterine contra
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  Slowly you come awake as you feel the warmth of my mouth caressing your feet licking an sucking your toes moving up your body.....you to start to reach for me but you cannot as you notice that your hands are handcuffed above your head …... you yank ..”wtf is this”...... I lick my way to your lips..... “payback is a bitch darling” I whisper........ “now lie back and take it like a man”........you see the wicked gleam in my eye as I get back to licking your lips , down your body to your hardening gorgeous cock licking teasing you scraping my tease over you as I slowly take your length deep in my throat my throat muscles clinching and unclinching as I deep throat you up slowly......down hard...... my teeth scraping along your long hard length...........i get rougher and rougher with my teeth as I know you love the slight pain …... I bite... then sooth with my tongue..... again and again.... I bite down your length...... you moan loudly
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We fucked all night till the dawn You smacked my ass & it was on I got down on my hands & knees Had you begging please please please Fuck me hard & fuck me fast Oh please let this moment last I feel your dick going in & out You make me scream you make me shout Oh my god it feels so great Your dick is something I can not hate You've got my pussy so hot & wet This night is one I'll never forget I start 2 cum & you keep going The juices & fluids are truly flowing We are sweating more & more each minute
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That's right...I said it SEX! Got your attention?Everyone in their sane minds favorite pastime :-)Guys find it as a form of stress reliever-so I've been told- and women like it b.c it makes them feel emotionally more attached to a guy.But then...there's no strings attached....That's the topic of sex I bring up today...Women's biggest 'weapon' to get a guy .... is sex with no strings attached. Now I'm not speaking about laying out like an all you can eat buffet! I'm talking about the flirt...verbal foreplay...the tease....and even to a girl its exciting and gets the ball rolling(haha no pun intended)! If the sex is good...damn straight the guy will want to come back for more! Here's the catch of no strings/ friends with benefits...- no emotions are involved. Now granted...there will be some...gotta at least be able to stand the persons personality,like them just a little. I'm talking about the emotions that come with a serious relationship. Like getting clingy, sappy,starting to text th
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long hard slowly strokin......thinking of u riding it slow my hands on ur back running them down to u ass grippin and grinding cock in u as u go down.....softly suckin nipples as u moan.... grips ur ass lifts my hips making cock go deeper as i pull u down on me......circular liftin motions leans into wraps arms around ur back feeling u thrust down as we kiss feling cock go in and out hard.....u gettin wetter and wetter......both of us moanin ...... leans into wraps arms around ur back feeling u thrust down as we kiss feling cock go in and out hard.....u gettin wetter and wetter......both of us moanin ...........lay u back lift ur legs pull u in between mine grips ur thighs and slide deep.......lean over u thrustin hard lookin in ur eyes...whipser i love you baby..... feeling our bodys touch as we passionatly have sex...make love......kissin u..biting ur lip as i thrust more.....nibble ur ear.......whispers u like this baby.....bites ur neck and goes deep as possible......body heat
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Girls criticize guys all the time for thinking about sex, but can you really blame us? After all, isn't sex what half the relationship is about?  I was thinking today about how I would post profile-type comments and I started to think more seriously about what I was after in a relationship and I started thinking that maybe women don't want a man who's after sex all the time.  I can understand women who get talked dirty to all the time not wanting a guy thinking about sex, but isn't that eventually where the relationship goes? common be honest, girls like sex too and want the good lookin' guys just like the men want the good looking women. Women just deny all the not-so-hot guys the privaledge because they want the better dude.  Some want committment in a relationship.. Okay. I'm game for honesty, sincerity, and commitment but how come I don't get good lookin' girls knockin' down my door for dates?  Because Women and Men alike are sexual and visual creatures and I'm not the hottest-du
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How can you live without sex in your life Sex in the morning Sex in the evening Every minute of the day Sex... Sex... Sex... Sex is great Sex is bad Do it hard when you get mad Sex today Sex tomorrow Sex everyday when you're in sorrow Sex on the bed Sex on the floor Have it everyday you will want more.
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A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply!Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teethHaving nice sex burnes 358 calories.Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.Take off her clotheswith her consent.........................12 calwithout......................187 calTake off her BraWith two hands..........................8 calWith one hand.........................12 calWith mouth.............................85 calPut on Protectionhard ........................... 6 calsoft..........................315 calForeplayLooking for target...................8 calFinding
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Me David And His Wife Kris David And Kris Adventure This is based on a true story, before I go on to the main story I have to set a preface. The girl who’s name is Kris this was my Best friends David’s wife. I had known her in High school, she was basically a slut, and I didn’t know her really well, till years later. when David started dating her. During the dating period, she would always hit on me touch my leg or grab my cock playing. I didn’t think this was cool so I confronted David three times about it. I guess he talked with her because she stopped till they Got married. David and Kris had not been married a year I used to go over their house and watch the cowboys game every Sunday. As I would sit there on the couch I would be ask to turn my head, as she gave David a blow job on the couch beside me. Afterwards she would turn to me and smile. Well on this particular night we got finished watching the game and Kris says, “ let’s go for a ride gu
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I am Jamaican.People figure me out but I'm one-of-a-kind.I am 7'1 with long red hair and a shiny sexy body. Some people call me a Gold Digger. 
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Often times with him being French.(I have nothing against French people). His attitude is one of arrogance. I felt for a long time that all I was good to him for was so that he could get off. This is how most of our past fights ended up being resolved. (He speakes with broken english) He is my ex now.You can see what Paul looks like in my "Paul" album. So don't worry fellas! But, that still doesn't stop him from calling me at 3am drving me crazy! Me: I feel you like to get pleasure from my personal pain. Sometimes I really just want to talk to you. Paul: Baby I need to be selfish right now. My body burns for you. Me: You just wanna bust a nut. Paul:Don't be mad with me baby I love you. Then he'll walk behind me and press his hard cock against my ass and start rubbing it on my cheeks and say, Paul: Can't you feel how much I need you? Then he'd put his hand over mine  and guide my hand inside of my panties and press my fingers against my moist clit and say, Paul: See how much you
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I'm in a MuMM about hair pulling during sex. Go figure right? Anyway, I see someone make a comment that they don't like it and they don't like being choked. I'm not sure why, but that woman struck me as a prude. Probably the fact that she mentioned something about sex being the connection of souls. It's not that I'm all about being chokes or getting my hair pulled, but damn, what's so wrong with it? Now don't get me wrong, I like the "connection of souls" sex too, but sometimes.....I just like having my hair pulled and being "choked".   Now for some reason I feel the need to clarify the hair pulling and choking thing, lol. Pulling hair:: for me I like it pulled just hard enough to make my head go in that direction and feel a little pain, you know...make me flinch. Choking:: I don't want to lose my breath. I just want to feel hand(s) around my neck with just enough pressure where it's HARD to breath..but not really going to kill me   Don't get me wrong, making love is awesome....b
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a man and teen girls want on the water and have sex  
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To meet REAL swinger couples,single men or single women.....OR even get a free list of swinger clubs with contact info,addresses and party dates near you.....try this and yes its a FREE shot to make a profile and or get laid as well. ----------> www.SwingLifeStyle.com bottomline is,,,, all men and women look,lust and desire...But Swinging isnt a free4all. Its respect for others too. Single Women:::: Single women are the most versitile people in swinging. Most Single women that attend swinger clubs or just in the lifestyle are bisexual...meaning they like men and women.They are wanted by cpls,other single women and even single guys Single Men::: Lowest on the totem pole in swinging....they have nothing that both halves of the cpl wants in most cases. There are exceptions to this rule...some cpls enjoy a 3some with an extra guy but most of those cpls contain a bimale.If you are lucky,you may ind a club that lets in single men,but dont assume i u get in a club that you can get any wom
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Ok so I know what you were thinking when u came in here you thought u were gonna see more pics...well sorry to say but I am not all about sex and I am sick of everyone always thinking that they are goin to get sex out of me.....I am a person and not just a sex object.....its funny to see how many ppl don't talk to me now that i have gotten rid of my nakked pics...so please be respectful of me and don't always ask me to get you off or to please u cuz well damn u i have feelings and im actually a very sweet and caring person and u havent noticed that yet then well u don't pay attention very well.....yes im a huge flirt and i love to tease but thats all that ur going to get out of me...... Yes you will always see me on cam in Orgy After Hours and I love to dance and have fun and play but im all talk......I won't meet you u nless im good friends with you and there are only certain ppl I will always talk to......so again please be respectful of me...and thank you for reading this and taking
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EDDIE WANTED DESPERATELY TO HAVE SEX WITH THIS REALLY CUTE, HOT GIRL IN THE OFFICE, BUT SHE WAS DATING SOMEONE ELSE. ONE DAY EDDIE GOT SO FUSTRATED THAT HE WENT TO HER AND SAID: "I'LL GIVE YOU $100.00 IF YOU LET ME HAVE SEX WITH YOU." THE GIRL LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID: "NO!" EDDIE SAID: "I'LL BE SO FAST, I'LL THROW THE MONEY ON THE FLOOR, YOU BEND DOWN AND I'LL FINISH BY THE TIME YOU'VE PICKED IT UP." SHE THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT AND SAID THAT SHE WOULD CONSULT WITH HER BOYFRIEND. SHE CALLED HIM AND EXPLAINED THE SITUATION. HER BOYFRIEND SAYS: "ASK HIM FOR $200.00, AND PICK UP THE MONEY REALLY FAST. HE WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO GET HIS PANTS DOWN." SHE AGREED AND ACCEPTS THE PROPOSAL. OVER HALF AN HOUR GOES BY AND THE BOYFRIEND IS STILL WAITING FOR HIS GIRLFRIENDS CALL. FINALLY, AFTER 45 MINUTES THE BOYFRIEND CALLS AND ASKS: "WHAT HAPPENED?" STILL BREATHING HARD, SHE MANAGED TO REPLY: "THEFUCKER HAD ALL QUARTERS!"
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If you're one of thoughs people that cum a lot and you don't whant kids.its hard to fuck especially if its a boy with a big dick.because you'd be going crazy if you saw it because you'd whant to suck it so hard you'd both scream bloody murder because his dick would go so deep in you're hole you would then suck you're tits then french kiss all day long
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For those who do not know – and trust me, there are tons thatdon’t – there are three main types of “vanilla” sex. Below I have described what I consider themto be as well as a description so that you may understand the difference andhopefully learn something. There is certainly a time and place for each ofthem, but if all you do is the first type, you will never land “The One” asthey will always feel used. Type A – Animalistic Sex I am sure we all know and use this one. This is the “Fuck meright now and fuck me hard” type of sex. It is the one where one or both peoplemay not even bother to take all of their clothes off. Many times, even though itdoes feel great to the woman, the woman does not have an orgasm, as the onlything that is used is penetration. (Most women do not orgasm with just penetrationin case you did not know.) Some men feel the need to chant over and over “Youlove the feel of my cock in your pussy, do
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Sex All Day
The rays of the morning sun made me open my eyes and what I saw caused my manhood to rise. Your graceful silhouette highlighted by the wandering light. I need you now but the time’s not right. So we both get ready to go to work As I watch you dress My dick really hurts, I can’t take this stress My minds in turmoil, I want to rip off your skirt and put you against the wall while your fingernails rake my back until it hurts. Alas we can’t stop now we’re already late Off to work we go we’ve got contracts to honour we can’t tempt fate. Five hours later we meet up for lunch As we rub legs under the table I want to have you for lunch. Time passes so quickly, it’s no surprise To our desks we head In that corporate high-rise. We talk dirty on our phones as we head home in traffic Honey you know when we both get home your boo got’s to have it. We get home 5 minutes apart As you walked thru the door, I was on you like a pit bull
Sex And Your Name (it Seems To Run True!!!)
Sex and your name (it seems to run true!!!) According to studies, your sexual identity is revealed by the First letter of your First name...what do you think? (Those of you with names that start with "N" will probably wish it started with "K"!) -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising the qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and di
Sex And Calories
sex and calories Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8
Sex After Marriage
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked. "Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?" So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?" "No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep. When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?" "No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."
Sex And Water
Just wanted to get your attention by using the word 'sex"...it worked, didn't it?
Sex Anyone?
1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u ........ me in? answer: 3.Would u suck me up/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u sex me hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 10.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 11.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 12.Where would u do me @? answer: 13.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 14.Would u do me again and again? answer: 15.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 16.Would u mind if we did it like ........ stars? answer: 17.Would u have phone sex with me? answer: 18.If i gave u my heart would u love it or let it go? answer: 19.Would u do me once then leave me the next day? answer: 20.Would u tell me the truth no matter what it i
Sex And Making Love
Sex and Making Love Quick fix the Hormonal rush The beast wihtin speaks for the quick kill teporary satisfaction is that really what you seek? SOuls and hearts connect love flies and wraps delicately around the great Union Every waking and sleepy thought centered on your other half The God and Goddess connect wihin us We are one..giving birth to the universe
Sex And Your Stars
ABSOLUTELY FREE XXX PICS! Aries women: Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You'll have sex anywhere. You know what you want. Intense and frequent sex. You have a need for complete control, but you're also in love with love. As a mate, you are ardent, loyal, sentimental, and earthy. Biggest thrill - the tickle of a man's facial fuzz. Aries men: Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs - you . never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready - he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave/master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before. His favourite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward. Taurus women: You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual approaches. But you are a dem
Sex And Being Sexy
SEX AND BEING SEXY (Adult Only) Fact of life Sex just is sexy is beyond Whether you are still in school Or in the senior citizen pool Sex just is Sexy is beyond Do you think you have the corner on what these two things are? Or do you think you are beyond your prime? Lets take a minute to take a peak and swirl round the point Sex is just the male and the female the simple stated act Sexy is the sensual Erotic Desire Fulfillment of a deeper need a building of the fire to arouse by an attraction exciting taste a feel to entice by flirtatious means a titillating appeal sex is just a pole in a hole sexy is beyond the body and into the mind and soul seductive lav-ing of spirit and mind with licks of fire burning deep between thighs of desire feeling the burn the heat the gentle touch of fingertips building an earth shattering wave rivers that flow between heart and
Sex, Are You A Slave Or A God?
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100%Sex God88%A Romantic48%Virgin25%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
Sex And Love
The first time I wrote the title to this article it was phrased "Love and Sex." But we should all know by now that it takes a long time to develop a relationship into one of true love whereas a willing partner is generally the only prerequisite to having sex. Unfortunately, the way men and women view sex as well as their corresponding feelings of what constitutes love often causes a great deal of confusion and pain for everyone involved. Men and Sex (and Love) If we are to believe the hype, men like sex almost more than they like money. They think about sex all the time. They want as much sex as they can get. They can never get enough sex. It's okay for men to think about sex all the time. It's a macho thing. It's a man thing. If they didn't
Sex And Stuff...
1. Would you be in control? 2. Can i get your number? 3. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you go down on me? 7. Would you give me a hickie? 8. How many rounds would we go? 9. What would you wanna do afterwards? 10. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 11. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you like 4play or get straight to the point? 13. Would you take ur time if I told you to? 14. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 15. Would u want to go fast or slow? 16. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 17. Would u be loud or quiet? 18. Do u think u could make me have an orgasm? 19. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you ? 20. WOULD U Fuck me TODAY?
Sex And Stuff
Sex and StuffHow old are you?:25 Are you a guy or a girl?:Girl Are you sexually active?:Yes If yesAre you in a relationship?:Yes How often do you have sex?:As often as possible If you are straight, would you ever consider having a gay experience?:Maybe it depends on who with Are you straight and have had a gay experience? If so, with who?:No If you are having sex regualrily, do you still masturbate? how often?:Yes whenever i want sex and can't get it What position is your favorite?:Doggie (for guys) where do you most like to cum?: how do you feel about condoms?:Don't like em (for girls) do you orgasm often? how often?:yes Depends on how long he can last (girls again) have you ever eaten cum? what was it like?:All the time it's delicious have you ever dressed up for role play sex? describe:yes school girl wearing pigtails which 69 position do you like best? (guy on top, girl on top, lying on side:lying on side If nohow often do you masturbate?: (girls) if you masturbate, do you use dil
Sex And Relationships With Gemini ~~~ Darkside Horoscope
SEX! Fun and Games As your gonads are wired up to your head, not your heart, you love sex because it's a game you're really good at. Singles, mixed doubles, five-a-side: you excel at all of then, at amateur and professional level. Not for you long, languorous nights in satin sheets with just the one lover. You must never be bored in bed. Lots of your sex takes place in unusual places (you are a founder member of the Mile High Club, the K2 it's Great on Top Collective, and the Mariana Trench Going Down Slow Society). Or it has the frisson that comes from possible discovery: in the next room to your mother-in-law, on the boardroom table, in church. You always like a nice old-fashioned orgy because, the minute dullness rears its head, you just shift your leg slightly and move on. While not in the Scorpio class, you do appreciate a bit of designer deviance of the cross-dressing, velvet handcuffs, role-playing kind. Top sex for you is pleasuring one lover while flirting with
Sex And Relationships With Leo ~~ Darkside Horoscope!
SEX! Powerful, Professional, Performance What your lovely assistants have to realize is that Leo sex is all about performance and applause. Just because you're experiencing intimate passion, does it mean you have to be alone? (Your definition of intimate, in any case, is just you, your partner, your hairdresser, your caterer, your aromatherapist, your fitness coach, and a few gofers,) Basic requirements are a hall of mirrors and a satellite uplink to global TV. To be fair, you take part seriously, buffing the bod and practicing hip grinds and pelvic thrusts to the Jagger standard, but then you focus so hard on style, posturing, and execution that you fail to notice your partner has gone to sleep. This makes you angry, for he or she (or they) will not then be able to give you marks out of ten with the special numbered cards you have prepared, or offer a round of wild applause and scream for an encore. Because you need so much adoration, many of you go for the harem (or "prid
Sex And Relationship With Sagittarius ~~ Darkside Horoscope!
SEX! Rigorous, Adventurous, Energetic No one could accuse you of lacking enthusiasm; you love sex, it's such fun - but not everybody can swing from a trapeze by their ankles in that nonchalant way you have, and not everybody wants to be somebody else's bench-press buddy. You may pride yourself on leaving 'em breathless, but fail to grasp that partners should be a bout de souffle with all passion spent, not just puffed out. It's not the case that you are a heartless jackhammer - you always give your partner a friendly slap on the haunches while you are doing your post-coital cool-down stretches. And every statement of love you make is true at the time you make it; being a rather good philosopher of semantics, you point out that the expression of a sentiment in a statement does not imply that the sentiment per se continues for longer than the duration of the statement - but usually on your way out because you have learned that it upsets some people. You can't bear the idea of
Sex And Relationships With Pisces ~~ Darkside Horoscope
SEX! Lets Pretend You love someone to take charge, lash you to the bedpost with your own fishnet stockings and give you a sound spanking because you have been very naughty; or dress you up as a great big baby and force a Chardonnay-dipped pacifier into your mouth; or make you shuffle around on hands and knees playing doggies, fetching your leash between your teeth and doing what Master says. If thats all a bit expensive, you can always just stay at home and dress up as interns and nurses, or prisoners and wardens. It's not for the sex (although you quite like sex, and 90 seconds is plenty long enough for your attention span), You do it: a) to stop being yourself, and dissolve into someone else; and b) to abase yourself and make someone else responsible for you. You are tooth-achingly sentimental; lovers shrink before the accusing, beady-eyed stare of the 2,000 cuddly toys that cram your boudoir, and go red in the dark at the thought of the pet names (Bunny Blubbinkins) you gi
Sex And Relationships With Aries ~~ Darkside Horoscope
SEX! Hard, Fast, Competitive Sex is just another extreme sport as far as you are concerned, and you don't like to wast time; foreplay is for wimps. You are strictly a notches-on-the-bedpost kinda guy (or girl), so you like to multitask sometimes. Your Little Black Book is almost ready to be cataloged by the Library of Congress. You always need to be told that you are the first (and, naturally, best) lover that your partner's had ever; you don't bother to do the social math that proves this is impossible without virginity becoming a renewable resource. Your affairs burn with a gemlike flame for, oh, several days, during which time you are extravagantly possessive and jealous everytime your prey steps out for a comfort break. Lust does not, however, quench your competitive spirit. You have to do it harder, faster, longer, and quicker than anybody else, and of course you always have to cum first. (you silently count your partner's orgasms just to make sure you are not being
Sex And Relationship With Taurus ~~ Darkside Horoscope
SEX! Slow, Sensuous, Suffocating Brightside astros are always blathering about how sensuous, languourous, and lollingly delicious a night between the sheets with you is, and how they all appreciate a lover with a slow hoof. Well, yes, it may be an improvement on the wham-bam-thank-you- Aries approach, but you can have too much of a good thing. The trouble is, once you've learned how to make the earth move, you just keep on singing the same old song. It gives a whole new meaning to the word "rutting." Good men and women have suffocated from boredom in your bed, their hopeless sobs mistaken for whimpers of desire. And you resent any attempt to bring a little novelty or spontaneity into the routine. Show you a Kama Sutra and you'd try to eat it. But you do rather like the one where you smear each other with chocolate body paint and spend all night licking it off (although you can't help thinking you'd get more of the actual chocolate if you ate it straight from the jar with a
Sex And Relationships With Cancer ~~ Darkside Horoscope
SEX! Hard to Get If they weren't blinded by lust, a little bit of forethought would have told your lovers that sex with an armored personnel carrier is not much of a turn-on (unless one of them was Aries, who always packs antitank grenades and gets wet over anything military). you won't come out; they can't get in. It's partly your briar-rose complex (anyone who really loves me would jolly well hack through this almost impenetrable barrier to reach my inner secret loveliness); and partly because you have noticed in your shrewd, beady little way that deferred gratification is the key to keeping people hanging on, so that you can hang on to them (which is the object of your every exercise). And what do you do when the more persistent of your heroes finally winkles you out? You lie there in a frenzy of passion-slaying worry: will the bed creak? Is that a tidal wave? Will I still love you tomorrow? Have I put the cat out? That's why you have to snap up admirers while they still
Sex And Relationships With Virgo ~~ Darkside Horoscope
SEX! A Full Service Contrary to popular opinion, you don't not like sex, do you? In fact there are some bits of it that give you a strange, not unpleasant damp feeling. We all know you don't wear that black rubber all-in-one just to protect yourself from intimate squidginess and alien bodily fluids. Just like you service the car, you do sex by the manual, which you read to your partner beforehand, bookmarking the more complicated passages for ease of on-the-job reference, and making sure that all the necessary tools are in good working order. Of course, you leave the lights on (why strain your eyes?); you may even video the event, as a teaching aid, so that you can show your lover precisely what they did wrong during that tricky maneuver. In the afterglow, when you've both been through the antibac shower (separately), you issue a consumer response form to fill in, then you run a quick statistical analysis on your laptop to see how it compares with previous sessions. When as
Sex And Relationships With Libra ~~ Darkside Horoscope
SEX! Easy, Teasy At first provocative glance, you are sex on wheels (well, you've got the Brightsiders fooled), Hmmm, You flatter and flirt, fondle and kiss, and make boudoir eyes at your prey; but you don't do unbridled lust because that would make you sweaty and out of control. When you look deeply into your lover's (or lovers') eyes, it's because in those dark pupils, made huge by desire, all you can see are the reflections of two perfect little yous. So let's be frank, you are in it for the money, or the sports car, or the Rolex; you do sex because it's better than working, not because you can't help yourself. And no one could say you don't do a professional job; you know everthing there is to know about seduction, deferred gratification, and teasing, and you've got a very naughty toy box; but by the time you have adjusted the mirrors, lit enough candles to constitute a fire hazard, slipped in and out of something more comfortable several times, and reconfigured the satin
Sex And Drugs
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name
Sex (a Poem For All My Exes)
Sex (A Poem for All My Exes) I hope she makes your dick stand at attention and your nipples salute the flag. Otherwise, you should be getting your pussy from me.
Sex And Sins
"The pen with which I write shakes between my fingers, leaving behind its rusted nib a dark and jagged trail that will confess my sin. A sin committed over quarter of a century, the sin that was my enlightenment. And despite the years that have passed between my transgression and my confession, despite the dilution of memories not important enough to keep, there is no fear that the details contained in these pages are not filled to overflowing with vitality." As a petal of a rose With soft and pearly skin Which flies in the wind Iridescent under the sun's rays And reddening in the twilight glow You open to my lips your smooth and pink flower You offer to my breath Its intoxicating fragrance You offer to our sex its delicate velvet As a smooth nest welcoming my warm semen
Sex And Sins
"The pen with which I write shakes between my fingers, leaving behind its rusted nib a dark and jagged trail that will confess my sin. A sin committed over quarter of a century, the sin that was my enlightenment. And despite the years that have passed between my transgression and my confession, despite the dilution of memories not important enough to keep, there is no fear that the details contained in these pages are not filled to overflowing with vitality." As a petal of a rose With soft and pearly skin Which flies in the wind Iridescent under the sun's rays And reddening in the twilight glow You open to my lips your smooth and pink flower You offer to my breath Its intoxicating fragrance You offer to our sex its delicate velvet As a smooth nest welcoming my warm semen
Sex And Animals
What 4 animals do you see after sex? 2 tired asses 1 wet cat and 1 dead cock.
Sex Application
SEX SLAVE APPLICATION NAME: AGE: LIKES: DISLIKES: BRIEF DESCRIPTION: FEARS (be specific): WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO DO: HOW LONG CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH UNDER WATER: BLINDFOLD OR GAG? WHIPS OR CHAINS? HANDCUFFS OR ROPE? KNIVES OR RAZORBLADES? CANDLEWAX OR EDIBLES? TOYS? RULES: FILL OUT IF YOU WISH TO BE THE SLAVE OF THE PERSON WHO POSTED. REPOST. ADD TO IT IF YOU DESIRE. THANK YOU.
Sex And Love Poem 9-28-06
Sex and Love Sex and lvoe are two diffrent things sometimes people comfuse the two. Sometimes poeple confuse the two. Sex and love can be brought together and make a closer bond between people. Sex is just that sex, nothing more nothing less! Sex is how adults play and have fun. Many people have diffrent views on sex and love. As for me sex is just sex unless it si ment to bring a closer bond, a closer connection. Many people persicute others for their believe in sex is just sex. It is such a shame to see this. Sex and love are just two diffrent things!!
Sex Appeal By Ray Cash
Sex Anyone....
Sex Anyone??? Ok, well not too many people that know me on and off-line know I wanna be a Sexaholic!! Yes I am kinda perverted, N as Diddy would agree, Im a Freak!My mind is always on SEX, or is Sex always on my mind? Either way , It Sex!!It hasnt been physical, but mental... But I will admit I dont get it often, actually maybe 2 times a year if Im feeling Trampy and just wanna "get it on"....Im single and with that its hard...ere one wants to hump...but not get serious now adays..lol..Ya Ya......anyway!!!!!( N no I dont need a sympathy f*ck, now that ya'll know) LMAOOOOOOOO If U took me to a club in your City, Would I leave with a guarentee I would "get in on" afterwards? Lol..look at cha thinking about it...lol ...see your perverts too...Lol
Sex And The Lack There Of. . .
I really need to get laid. It is approaching the one year anniversary of the last time that I had sex. This is not a good thing. Plus I really don't think I can have mindless sex with someone I don't know. The thought of it just doesn't do anything for me. Am I crazy? Is sex really that important? Is there anyone out there who is reading this?
Sex Ap
Since no one really reads the bulletins.. > > > > 1. Your Name: > > > > > > > > 2. Age: > > > > > > > > 3. Favorite position (s) ? > > > > > > > > 4. Do you think i'm hot? > > > > > > > > 5. Would you have sex with me? > > > > > > > > 6. lights on or off? > > > > > > > > 7. Would you have to be drunk? > > > > > > > > 8. Would you take a shower with me? > > > > > > > > 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? > > > > > > > > 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? > > > > > > > > 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? > > > > > > > > 12. Condom or skin? > > > > > > > > 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? > > > > > > > > 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? > > > > > > > > 15. Have sex on the first date? > > > > > > > > 16. Would you kiss me during sex? > > > > > > > > 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? > > > > > > > > 18. Three sum? > > > > > > > > 19. Anal yes/no? > > > > > > > > 20. How many times would you like to cum? >
Sex Application!!!!
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! People i'm just the average freak!
Sex Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
"sex Application"
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! TiTLE iT "SEX APPLiCATiON"
Sex Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Leave your answers in my comment box please would like to see your answers
Sex Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum/orgasm? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? please e-mail responses to jaxxx469@yahoo.com, as i am having trouble with the e-mail on fubar.or,leave me a comment ,or both.
Sex Application
Fill it out and post it back as a comment ;) Have fun lol 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Sex And Diabetes
Sex and Diabetes While sex seems to be everywhere --television, billboards, Movies, music, and advertising--americans are still reluctant to go to the doctor to talk about a sexual problem or issue. However, many people, whether they have diabetes or not, have sexual problems. The Journal of the American Medical Association reported in February of 2000 about a survey conducted of 1,749 women and 1,410 men aged 18 to 59. The survey found sexual dysfunction is more prevalent for women (43%) than men (31%). This is one of the disease's that effect the African-american community the most as well as heart diease.(will detell later) Diabetes is a chronic disease that affects as many as 16 million Americans more then half is Afreican american. For reasons that are not yet clear, diabetes is increasing in our population to the point where public health authorities are calling diabetes an "epidemic" that requires urgent attention. You're not going to believe this, but nowhere on the
Sex Application
So here you go...this is it...fill it out and send me it in a private message. Let's see who's app gets the props. > 1. Your Name: > > 2. Age: > > 3. Favorite position (s) ? > > 4. Do you think i'm hot? > > 5. Would you have sex with me? > > 6. lights on or off? > > 7. Would you have to be drunk? > > 8. Would you take a shower with me? > > 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? > > 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? > > 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? > > 12. Condom or skin? > > 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? > > 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? > > 15. Have sex on the first date? > > 16. Would you kiss me during sex? > > 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? > > 18. Three sum? > > 19. Anal yes/no? > > 20. How many times would you like to cum? > > 21. Would you use me as a booty call? > > 22. Do you like fore play? > > 23. What is fore play to you? > > 24. Can we take pictures of the act? > > 25
Sex And More Sex
COME ON PEOPLE ALL THIS AN NO SEX TOO! STOP BY AND FUCK ME! I MEAN READ ME!
Sex And The Path Of Empowerment
Sex is a dance of energy; it is your contact point with the vital force of creation as well as a declaration of your identity in physical reality. Sexuality is an essential aspect of your creativity; when founded upon worthy values, your sexual experiences will offer romance, excitement, trust, sharing, intimacy, passion, pleasure, fun, exuberance, caring, love, and self worth. Sexual territory is like a huge forest filled with unknown mysteries. Sex is life; you are always sexual and you cannot avoid your genitals, yet your beliefs about your sexuality can be the source of many inner conflicts resulting in an avoidance of true sexual understanding. Hidden beliefs about love and your body can serve as the root causes of a basic denial of pleasure. Your sexual expression is conditioned by who you believe you are, as well as by what you believe you are worth. Sexual relationships are not random events; at times sexual encounters can span the lines of time, involving simultaneous love
Sex And $
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office but she had a boyfriend. One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you $500 dollars if you let me make love to you." The girl replied, "No way!" Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Ask him for $1000 dollars, pick up the money really fast, and he won't even be able to get his pants down." So, she agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend waited for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend called and asked what happened. She said, "The bastard used quarters!!"
Sex App
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. can i have your number? ( ) -
Sex Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you fill this out and send to me in a privet message and i'll do the same for you....
Sexaul I.q.
You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sexaul Nickname
Jacob's sexual nickname: "Bum Tickler" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sexaul Zodiac Symbol
Pisces You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex After Death
Subject: Sex After Death A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, "Mary . . Mary. ..." "Is that you, Fred?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again." "Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven." "Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.
Sex Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Do you like fore play? 22. What is fore play to you? 23. Can we take pictures of the act? 24. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! TiTLE iT "sex APPLiCATiON
Sex Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you let Me Cum inside of you? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Sex App
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Do you like fore play? 22. What is fore play to you? 23. Can we take pictures of the act? 24. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Sex And Relationships
Wet dream I should have let you sleep But I was longing to touch you. I gave in I touched your bare skin I wandered along your body Slid my fingers around my craving And grazed your brow with my lips And soaked in your smell. I love that sleep smile you are wearing The little contented moans This can just be a very pleasant dream Tailored however you so choose. You need not awake, my love Fall beneath my bare embrace Speak not of it in the morning For was it not just a trick of the mind?
Sex And Relationships
I taste the salt As my teeth sink in your shoulder I feel your flesh As my nails dig in your back I see the heavens As I scream your name.
Sex And Fantasy
Hands-on Education Why hello Mr. Mechanic man I like those big hands of yours Hope you dont mind me lookin. I am just a good Southern girl Raised in her mommas kitchen So you are breathtakin to me With your labor and toil and manly form. Barefoot with pigtails I stand here watchin you work Twirling my tongue around ice-cold sweet tea I'm all grown up now and standin here looking at you Do ya see me? My sunkissed pigtails ticklin my bare shoulders A bit of freckles and tanned bronze skin? This isnt the body of a lil girl I am a woman now. I always liked a hard workin man My Daddy sure was one What I'm wonderin in my innocent lil head Is what those hands could teach me And those contoured arms that strain as you work I like that trickle of sweat running down I'm feelin kinda funny Standin with my legs stickin to my cotton skirt It really is warm out here isnt it? Cuz I feel the heat rising as my cheeks flush And I cant stop staring at your hard body If y
Sexaul Nick Name
Andrew's sexual nickname: "Throbbing Python of Love" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex As Always
You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Do you like fore play? 22. What is fore play to you? 23. Can we take pictures of the act? 24. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Sex App
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Do you like fore play? 22. What is fore play to you? 23. Can we take pictures of the act? 24. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Sex Act Quiz
Sex Act Quiz?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 67% which makes you Pretty GoodPretty good, you know more than most but there are still a few things you could learn. Consider yourself one of today knowledgeable people thoughTake the Sex Act Quiz at NaughtyQ.com
Sex Application.
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Do you like fore play? 22. What is fore play to you? 23. Can we take pictures of the act? 24. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! TiTLE iT "sex APPLiCATiON
Sex Acronym
- Brandy's Sexy Acronym - Bis for...BlueRis for...RisqueAis for...ArousingNis for...NakedDis for...DivineYis for...Yummy The Sexy Acronym Generator at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Application..that's Right Boys!
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. How many times would you like to cum? 20. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Do you like fore play? 22. What is fore play to you? 23. Can we take pictures of the act?
Sex At Work
By far one of the most exiting places to have sex as the rush of knowing that someone could burst right in or could here the moaning from the office next door. If you have never tried it you should you'll never forget it.
Sex Application
1. Which of us would be in control? 2. Would you whisper freaky things in my ear? 3. Would you talk dirty to me if i asked you to? 4. Would you kiss me with a little or a lot of tongue? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you give me a hicky?? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like 4 play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you take your time if I told you to? 13. Would you fall asleep when we were done? 14. Would you want to go fast or slow? 15. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 16. Would u be loud or quiet? 17. Do you think u could make me have an orgasm? 18. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you? 19. WOULD U MAKE LOVE TO ME TODAY? 20. Would u give me tongue?
Sex And The Church
SEX IS LIKE CHURCH YOU HEAR CLAPPIING, SCREAMING, AND SOMETIMES CRYING. BUT YOU STILL COME.
Sex And Dirty Jokes: Running In Nude.
This woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend and she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway. She yelled at the boyfriend "Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window; my husband is home early!" The boyfriend looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out the window! It's raining like crazy out there and I'm naked!" She said, "If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of us!" So the boyfriend grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window! When he landed outside he was in the middle of a "running marathon," so he started to run along beside the others - only he was still in the nude, carrying his clothes over his arm. One of the runners asked, "Do you always run in the nude?" He answered, while gasping for breath, "Oh yes. It feels so free having the air blow over my skin while I'm running." Another runner then asked the nude lover, "Do you always run carrying your clothes
Sex Appeal
You Are 98% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts! Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it. You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride.How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
Sex Appeal
You Are 49% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: High You're quite sexy, and you're probably at least partially aware of your powers. Don't let your self doubt ever get the best of you. You're even more attractive than you know. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
Sex Appeal
You Are 85% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts! Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it. You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
Sexal Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex And Dirty Jokes: Masturbata.
Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alone, Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bone Go and grab a Penthouse it's the one with Sharon Stone Hey Masturbata! I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nice, Once ain't enough so I have to do it twice If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advice Hey Masturbata! I use some baby oil or a little Vaseline, Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet clean Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its been Hey Masturbata! I do it in the car when I'm driving down the street, One hand on the wheel and the other on my meat I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the seat Hey Masturbata! Since I was a kid I have been a masturbater, Choke the chicken; hum the knob, squeezing the tomato I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her Hey, Masturbata! Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacon, Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm makin'. Spank the frank, wax the carrot,
Sex Appeal
You Are 75% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Extremely High You're very sexy. You just have that certain something that takes over a room. You know how to attract, entice, and keep whoever you want. You are truly appealing. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
*sex Advice*
"Sex Advice" 40 Ways Men Fail In Bed 1. NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out non essentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2. BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3. NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin, which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4. SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5. BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp do
Sex...a Better Look
Men: 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5.1 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. Women: 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy"
.sex.and.existence.
*Disclaimer* contents may be offensive to some parties continue at your own risk i make no apologies Frasier: 'How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex IS what we want. that hits the nail right on the head. not when it comes to men but when its applied to humanity as a whole. theres a select few who see life as more than their own personal naked bedpost notched stomping playground. sure we have bodies sure they're enjoyable sure other people have bodies sure i bet they're enjoyable as well yet if all we were meant to do was screw like bunnies, i'd like to believe God would have been a tad kinder and provided us with much less brain power so we wouldnt be capable of overanalyzing our purpose to death. im sure the bunnies dont ruminate about such things for instance. i have a very anal retentive personality. i buy organic veggie chips. they come in 3 colors. orange, green and white. everytime i reach into the bag i have to take one of each color. my pol
Sex And Boundaries...........chemistry And Evolution
Is the whole world obsessed with sex?..........yes and no....would be my answer. The decadence of anticipation that preludes the act or feeds a fantasy crosses boundaries with seamless ease. The lure of revealing your mind but not being judged is close to being irresistible. Often we talk about the "chemistry" we feel....even if we haven't "met" in the physical sense of the word.......but has anyone really stopped to understand the definition of the word? I have pondered a while about "chemistry" and am amused with the conflict in my mind about its possible definition. I have the option of being really crude and say its purely carnal......especially when we admit "we have so much chemistry between us".....does that mean that if we liberate ourselves above the social norms we live in........"i would love to sleep with you, and I know you would too". The irony of the appeal of statements like "I want to go down on you", "I want to be inside you right now", "I would love to see you
Sex Application...have Fun...lol
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum/orgasm? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act?
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Sex Appeal?
You Are 63% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Extremely High You're very sexy. You just have that certain something that takes over a room. You know how to attract, entice, and keep whoever you want. You are truly appealing. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
Sex Application
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Sex Appeal
You Are 52% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: High You're quite sexy, and you're probably at least partially aware of your powers. Don't let your self doubt ever get the best of you. You're even more attractive than you know.How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
Sex Application....
sex application.... 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Do you give Oral pleasures? 13. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 14. Have sex on the first date? 15. Would you kiss me during sex? 16. Do you think I would be good in bed? 17. Three sum? 18. Anal yes/no? 19. Would you use me as a booty call? 20. Do you like fore play? 21. What is fore play to you? 22. Do you prefer shaved or somewhat hairy or doesnt matter? 23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Sex And The City Which Vixen Are U?
You Are Most Like Charlotte! You are the ultimate romantic idealist You've been hurt before, but that hasn't caused you to give up on love. If anything, your resolve to fall in love is stronger than ever. And it's this feminine optimism that men find most appealing about you. Romantic prediction: That guy you are seeing (or crushing on)? Could be very serious - if you play your cards right! Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You?
Sex Act Quiz..
Sex Act Quiz?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 58% which makes you Pretty GoodPretty good, you know more than most but there are still a few things you could learn. Consider yourself one of today knowledgeable people thoughTake the Sex Act Quiz at NaughtyQ.com
Sex And Spirituality
When we focus on physical sex alone, we're missing the point. As a culture, we have to redefine sexuality. We've "medicalized" sex with drugs like Viagra. When women feel connected to their own sexuality and to their partners, they have more satisfying sex lives. The key to deeper satisfaction is connecting sexuality to spirituality. A truly connected sexual experience can be a gateway to the soul. A good sex life is not about telling your partner to touch your body. It's about wanting them to touch your heart and your soul. Anger keeps many women from connecting to their sexuality. To start trying to build intimacy, couples need to see sex as a mind/body/spirit connection.
Sex Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Job: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Three sum? 20. Anal yes/no? 21. How many times would you like to cum? 22. How many times would you make me cum? 23. Do you like fore play? 24. What is fore play to you? 25. Can we take pictures of the act? 26. Do you like toys 27. your perfect night of passion with me would be: 28. What would you do to turn me on? 29. Want do you want to do more than anything..? 30. Any
Sex App.
Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play ? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! TiTLE iT "SEX APPLiCATiON"
"sex Application"
Your Name: Samantha 2. Age: 28 3. Favorite position (s) on top 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? yup 6. lights on or off? off 7. Would you have to be drunk? nope 8. Would you take a shower with me? yup 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? yup 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? stay 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? yup 12. Condom or skin? skin 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? yup 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? yup 15. Have sex on the first date? sometimes 16. Would you kiss me during sex? yup 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? hell fuck yeah (any woman is gud in bed....lol 18. Three sum? with women only (NO MEN)!!!! 19. Anal yes/no? FUCK NO 20. How many times would you like to cum? as many times as u can get me there 21. Would you use me as a booty call? no 22. Do you like fore play ? ehh.. ya!!! 23. What is fore play to you? domination 24. Can we take pictures of the act? nope (unless we put the
Sex At Work
There are certain places that just do not easily lend to coitus. In front of elderly relatives, for example. On a pitched roof. Anywhere where sharp things are strewn about. Or, in a museum during opening hours. The first three are in order, disrespectful (not to mention gross), foolhardy and just plain fucking stupid. The last one is more jarring than anything else. Picture the scene; your faithful narrator (stop laughing) has been working at the museum for almost 12 months. During this time, no less that 5 different relationships have started between members of staff (three of them having a one person in common, one involving yours truly and one involving a new friend of yours truly. And our boss. Ouch. The dangers of employing several people at the same time, all in their early 20’s and all straight from university). Every morning, we (the staff) check the museum to make sure that nothing has exploded and vomited lethal shards of glass all over the gallery floors and, worse still, t
Sex App. If You Want It Fill Out
Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play ? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! TiTLE iT "SEX APPLiCATiON"
Sex Application
Name: ______________ Age:__ Sex__ Phone__________ School____________ Occupation_________ Height__ Weight___ Waist___ Breast/Penis size__ Phat ass(Y/N)__ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other__Looking__ Do u like to be Fucked(Y/N)__ How often (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__ Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)__ Do u like receiving oral sex(Y/N)__ If I cum in ur mouth (check appropriate answer) Spit__ Swallow__ Depends__ OR Neither__ Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group__ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Scratch__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ Or do u just hump like hell__ List three positions u like: 1._______________ 2
Sex Appeal
You Are 64% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Extremely High You're very sexy. You just have that certain something that takes over a room. You know how to attract, entice, and keep whoever you want. You are truly appealing. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
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Sex Appeal
You Are 94% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts! Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it. You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
Sex And Kink Test
My score on The sex and kink Test: Sexual(You scored 47 % slut!)You are sexual! You have a healthy view of sex and enjoy it. You don't get into the more in depth or kinky bits but you have an open mind, I'm sure. Link: The sex and kink Test (OkCupid Free Online Dating)
Sex And Kink! Thanks, Ruby Cairo!
Your Score: Deviant You scored 66 % slut! You are a sexual deviant! You aren't exactly slutty but you sure love sex! You have tried many things and will more than likely try anything once...or twice. Link: The sex and kink Test written by pookieb on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
Sex Application
Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play ? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! TiTLE iT "SEX APPLiCATiON"
Sex Appeal... Lol
You Are 67% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Extremely High You're very sexy. You just have that certain something that takes over a room. You know how to attract, entice, and keep whoever you want. You are truly appealing. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
Sex A Wonderful Time
Sex Sex I love sex stick your penis in my vagina that feels so good pump it harder send the sperm to my egg and hope tomorrow i wont be pregnant better use a condom just in case you never know when your going to do it your first time so make it last and last and last sex sex i love sex
Sex Always
How can you live without sex in your life....... Sex in the morning Sex in the eveving Sex at night Every minute of the day Sex.......Sex........Sex Sex is great sex is bad Do it hard when you get mad Sex today Sex tommorow Sex everyday when you're in sorrow Sex on the bed Sex on the floor Have it everyday you will want more.
Sex..a Better Look
Men: 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5.1 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. Women: 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy"
Sex After Marriage(what Men Say About Women) Sighs!!!!!!!!!
Sex after marriage stops...This is from the net I wanted to share kinda depressing really what guys have to say about women Here's why I'll be with my girlfriend tonight and not my wife. > Two phone calls this afternoon: > Me: Hey sweetie, my mom called and she wants the kids to stay over tonight. What do you say I pick up a bottle of wine and we open up the hottub.Wife:No Jon, you know Tuesdays are difficult days. I had carpool this morning and I'm just too tired. . . . Me: Hey sugar, you want to get a drink tonight after work? Girlfriend: Why don't we just go to my place? My wife reads in the kitchen until I fall asleep to avoid having sex with me, or if I am not tired, she waits until I am in the shower and then gets into bed and goes to sleep. Prior to marriage: Real sex is unequivocal to anything else, including food and oxygen. Porn is only there if you're in-between girls. Up to four years of marriage: Sex is great and when you finish with the foreplay (usua
Sex And Money
Sex is like money you never seem to have enough everyone elses looks more fun it makes you do stange things and things you'd like to forget what is it about sex and money the spell the two combine that makes you want to show me yours and me to show you mine
Sex Appeal, Bananas, And Blogs.
Focus, people! Sexy Blond Girl is at it again! That means that you all didn't hit the spot the last time she was forced to hold happy hour. The things that poor girl has to do to get fans fans plz 4 CT lov... That aside, my leg is currently cramping. I tried stretching it out, rubbing it, and doing a slow warm-up, but all to no avail. I should probably eat a banana, but I'm fresh out. Oh, dear. To my left, there's this lovely other recent blog posts list. Lanababy posted 101 Random things about me... I'm not sure I can possibly think of a 101 random things about myself. I mean, I could probably do twenty or so, but that last eighty-one defeats me. I'm probably going to go buy myself a new outfit or two. Well, I will if I manage to dress my bottom before I manage to go out. For some reason, I don't want Jarvis to cuff me for indecent exposure. I do believe that he'd make me blush should he find me in such a state. Speaking of blushing, I blush an awful lot lately
Sex And Calories
Sex is like math..You add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you don't multiply..!! Having nice sex burns 358 calories,while having rough sex [ make it hurt ],burns 543 calories. *Taking off clothes....with consent....12 calories. without consent....187 calories. *Taking off her bra or his underwear....With 2 hands..8 calories..With 1 hand..12 calories..With mouth..85 calories. *Put on protection....Hard...6 calories...Soft...315 calories. *Foreplay....Looking for target..8 calories..Finding G spot..92 calories..I don't F***ing care...0 calories. *Entry....Holding him/her..12 calories..On the floor..8 calories. *Different Positions....Missionary..358 calories..Doggy..316 calories..69 Lying..286 calories..69 standing..512 calories..Italian Hanger..912 calories. *Orgasm....Real..112 calories..Faking..315 calories. *After "O"....Lying in bed..18 calories..Hop off bed..36 calories..Wondering why he/she left pissed..8
Sex Advice From Me
Okay this is advice I am going to give to all my fellow men. Ladies, if you think your man needs to learn this shit you tell him and let him know. A woman's body is something to be worshiped and teased. Kiss her every where, but those spots you know you normally head right for. Kiss those spots you think you have never kissed before. Let your lips SOFTLY memorize her every inch of skin. From the under side of her breasts to the backs of her knees, every spot your normally neglect. Take things slow, LISTEN TO HER BODY, she will let you know what she wants. NOT EVERY GIRL IS THE SAME!!!! And all I can say now is read this and follow it lol FROM YOURS TRULEY JUSTIN.......... 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out non-essentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some
Sex And The City Movie
Sex and the City Movie a Big Deal Los Angeles (E! Online) - Take heed, Sex and the City fans. Your blue balls have not been for naught. After three years of near-incessant rumblings that Carrie Bradshaw, Miranda Hobbes, Charlotte York and Samantha Jones would rendezvous for one more round of cosmos, HBO and New Line Cinema have reportedly teamed up to finally give the girls the big screen send-off (or, possibly, rebirth) fans have been waiting for. According to Variety, production on the long-gestating, headline-grabbing movie version will begin early this fall with all four leading ladies—Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kristin Davis and Kim Cattrall—set to reprise their iconic roles. New Line's offices are closed this week and a spokesperson was not available for comment. A Sex and the City film has been rumored since 2004, when in her flurry of exit interviews, Parker assuaged fan fears with none-too-subtle hints that the HBO show's series finale wouldn't mean th
Sex And The First Letter Of Your Name
Sex and your name (it seems to run true!!!) According to studies, your sexual identity is revealed by the First letter of your First name...what do you think? (Those of you with names that start with "N" will probably wish it started with "K"!) -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someonewho is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You arean up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts notobscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. Yo
Sex Adventures
I, like many a human being enjoy the acts of sex. There are areas and places that I have yet to do the deed so to speak, and I felt it is necessary to share these places with the world, so that I might meet some ladies who'd be interested in taking an adventure or two. Yes, I am willing to travel. I have never done it but want to in the following ways: Back of an Ambulance - just to say that I did Camping - best I think when its kinda cold, cause it don't matter how much ya do, you can't possibly get too hot On my birthday - Yes its Dec. 24th, most folks aren't interested in doing a thing on that day. I think a threesome would be sufficient, but I will settle for just a simply twosome. On a set of stairs The Kitchen Sink After being tied up After tieing someone up In a movie theater On a beach - however sand worries me In a boat or even a canoe (steady boy steady!!!) In the backseat of my car - its big enough Under some random boardwalk At a state fair - some haunted mansion woul
Sex And Candy
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex And Dreams..etc...
What your sex dreams say about your real sex life. So I was reading this interesting article and decided to share some of it with my friends…as well as find out a few answers…so read on… There's no more denying it: Women are just as horny as men -- if their dreams are any indication. A new study out of the University of Montreal found that about 8 percent of both men's and women's dreams contain sexual activity. That doesn’t explain why every night I wake up with...you know, morning wood (maybe it’s the lack of sex here). Women's dreams tend to be about real-life sexual partners, past or present and women are more likely than men to dream about celebrities, rock stars, movie stars, and politicians (Brad Pitt, Bono and George Clooney were among the study subjects' faves). Who invades your dreams? Men's dreams are more likely than women to dream about imaginary, unknown people, and the encounters take place in public or in unknown settings. Also, in our dreams, we
Sex And Taboos In The Islamic World
Sex and Taboos in the Islamic World By Amira El Ahl and Daniel Steinvorth (From Das Spiegal) Sex is a taboo in conservative Islamic countries. Young, unmarried couples are forced to seek out secret erotic oases. Books and play that are devoted to the all too human topic of sex incur the wrath of conservative religious officials and are promptly banned. Rabat, Morocco. Every evening Amal the octopus vendor looks on as sin returns to his beach. It arrives in the form of handholding couples who hide behind the tall, castle-like quay walls in the city's harbor district to steal a few clandestine kisses. Some perform balancing acts on slippery rocks and seaweed to secure a spot close to the Atlantic Ocean and cuddle in the dim evening light. The air tastes of salt and hashish. On some mornings, when Amal finds used condoms on the beach, he wishes that these depraved, shameless sinners -- who aren't even married, he says -- would roast in hell. Cairo, Egypt. A hidde
Sex And The City
Remember that episode where Miranda was walking down the street and the construction workers were all "Hey pretty mama! Woo hoo!" Yeah. I now know how she feels.
Sexauly Frustrated Repost
Have you ever had one of them day or night that all you want is sex. Not to take caure of thing yourself but human contact? You do not not need to make love with someone. But you need to jsut the sex. With all its energy and power? And you do not have anyone around to help. Or to have sex with. And the more you you do not have the upset you get. You jsut want to grab the firt man or woman you share any kind of friendship and sexaul tration to and jsut have sex with them untell neether on of you can see strae. I you have had had one of thm days or nights pepost this. :)
Sexaudia
Sex And Passion...............
ok maybe i'm insane on this one, but it seems lately that people don't have enough passion in there lives anymore. I personally think that passion is the only true motivator for personal change. i'm writing this today b/c i'm noticing that my passion for something is starting to change me for the better! well let me just ask though........... how many people share there passion with there partner on a regular basis? just curious...........thx for your time.
Sex All Year
TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 t
Sex And The Law
Sex and the Law Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Maybe it looks different backwards?) Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law,
Sex Application
Name: ______________ Age:__ Sex__ Phone__________ School____________ Occupation_________ Height__ Weight___ Waist___ Breast/Penis size__ Phat ass(Y/N)__ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other__Looking__ Do u like to be Fucked(Y/N)__ How often (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__ Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)__ Do u like receiving oral sex(Y/N)__ If I cum in ur mouth (check appropriate answer) Spit__ Swallow__ Depends__ OR Neither__ Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group__ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Scratch__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ Or do u just hump like hell__ List three positions u like: 1._______________ 2
Sex As In Gender On Fubar
if you actually put NO or SOMEDAY you must be dumber than a box of rocks it's not do you wana have sex it's your sex as in MALE or FEMALE what the fuck how dumb can ya be?
Sex Appeal
You Are 68% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Extremely High You're very sexy. You just have that certain something that takes over a room. You know how to attract, entice, and keep whoever you want. You are truly appealing. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
Sex And The First Letter Of Your Name
Sex and your name (it seems to run true!!!) According to studies, your sexual identity is revealed by the First letter of your First name...what do you think? (Those of you with names that start with "N" will probably wish it started with "K"!) -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someonewho is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You arean up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts notobscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. Yo
Sex Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Sex Appeal, Anyone?
You Are 91% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts! Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it. You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
Sex,, A Wonderful Time
SEX SEX I LOVE SEX STICK YOUR PENIS IN HER VAGINA THAT FEELS GOOD PUMP IT HARDER SEND THE SPERM TO HER EGG AND HOPE TOMORROW SHE WONT BE PREGNANT BETTER USE A CONDOM JUST IN CASE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOUR GOIN TO DO IT YOUR FIRST TIME SO MAKE IT LAST AND LAST AND LAST
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Sex Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Your age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute? 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 19. Number please (yes, i WILL call it):
Sex App
Name:______________________ City:______________________ State:_____________________ Age:__________ Phone:______________ SSN:_______________ Hair Color:__________ Real Hair Color:____________ Eye Color:___________ Dentures: __________ Weight: _________ Height:___________ Waist Size: __________ Breast or Bra Size: __________ Marital Status: Married___________ Single______________ Divorced:_________ Other__________ Are Your Breasts Real? ____________ Do You Like Them: Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________ Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________ Other_____ All of the Above____________ Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________ All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________ Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________ How Often? __________ Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________ Pussy Size: Small ________ Medium __________ Large ____________ Extra Large __
Sex Application..lol
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Your age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute? 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Sex And Marriage With Robots?
Humans could marry robots within the century. And consummate those vows. "My forecast is that around 2050, the state of Massachusetts will be the first jurisdiction to legalize marriages with robots," artificial intelligence researcher David Levy at the University of Maastricht in the Netherlands told LiveScience. Levy recently completed his Ph.D. work on the subject of human-robot relationships, covering many of the privileges and practices that generally come with marriage as well as outside of it. At first, sex with robots might be considered geeky, "but once you have a story like 'I had sex with a robot, and it was great!' appear someplace like Cosmo magazine, I'd expect many people to jump on the bandwagon," The idea of romance between humanity and our artistic and/or mechanical creations dates back to ancient times, with the Greek myth of the sculptor Pygmalion falling in love with the ivory statue he made named Galatea, to which the goddess Venus eventually granted li
Sex Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Leave your answers in my comment box please would like to see your answers
Sex And Marriage With Robots By 2050
Forecast: Sex and Marriage with Robots by 2050 Charles Q. Choi Special to LiveScience LiveScience.com Fri Oct 12, 5:10 PM ET Humans could marry robots within the century. And consummate those vows. "My forecast is that around 2050, the state of Massachusetts will be the first jurisdiction to legalize marriages with robots," artificial intelligence researcher David Levy at the University of Maastricht in the Netherlands told LiveScience. Levy recently completed his Ph.D. work on the subject of human-robot relationships, covering many of the privileges and practices that generally come with marriage as well as outside of it. At first, sex with robots might be considered geeky, "but once you have a story like 'I had sex with a robot, and it was great!' appear someplace like Cosmo magazine, I'd expect many people to jump on the bandwagon," Levy said. Pygmalion to Roomba The idea of romance between humanity and our artistic and/or mechanical creations date
Sex Application....
SEX APPLICATION..... Current mood: curious REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DON'T BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1. Your name and age: 2. Favorite position: 3. Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5. Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8. Would you leave after or stay the night? 9. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10. Condom or skin? 11. Have sex on the first date? 12. Would you kiss me during sex? 13. Do you think I would be good in bed? 14. Would you use me as a booty call? 15. Can I use you as a booty call? 16. Can we take pictures of the act? 17. How long would we have sex? 18. Would you tell your friends about me? 19. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. Do you think I'm SEXY:
Sex Appeal
Napkin Diary's.....Sex appeal What is does that mean really? We know sex has two definitions. one, as an adolesent it is something we always want but seem to never get enough of... or "any" for that matter. Two, from a biologists standpoint or an aging male filling out an aplication for an on-line dating service it's the little box he would check...not to veer way off but you ever wonder why there isn't a box for "undecided?' Back to the matter at hand.... Sex appeal. Have you ever looked at yourself while you where having sex? Sure it sounds good {to you}, and it feels good{thats what your hoping she thinks}, But the looks...? Your "O" face,... right as your toes start to curl, open your eyes loose the image of the playmate you have conjured up look to the left at the mirror, wich was probably placed there for "other" reasons and take a good look. Is it just me or does that expression have the same resemblance as your "poop" face? With or without the sweat.........
Sex And The Internet
I'm curious about the thought processes of many people on here... For instance, I just had a man message me, who I do not know, asking me if I wanted to come over after work for a "massage". What kind of a bullshit question is that? HIRE A FUCKING HOOKER, DUDE. The internet seems to have become nothing more than a place where these LOSERS think they can get a piece of ass just by asking for it. What the fuck? What kind of IDIOT is actually going to consider showing up at some stranger's house for sex? Am I the crazy one? What if I had shown up at his house with 20 of my biggest fucking friends for a party? This moron doesn't know me, and I don't know him. HIRE A HOOKER, QUIT BEING CHEAP PRICKS. IT'S WHAT THEY DO FOR A LIVING. I DO NOT. Assholes.
Sex Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU
Sex And Candy
I REMEMBER WHEN YOU USED TO SING THIS TO ME.....
Sex After Death
A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact, "Mary....Mary": "Is that you, Peter?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again." "Oh, Peter you surely must be in Heaven!" "Not exactly ... I'm a rabbi
Sex And The : Im V
According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity............ What do you think? Ladies your answers to what he’s really like has been solved! Fellas she been to quiet and want know more your answers will be solved. And just for starters start with yourself and tell me what you think on wall if its right about you or not and you see how useful this is! Tell you friends to join group and friends friends the more the better from yours truly Mr. Hutch A You are romantic when you want to be, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and more adventurous
Sex And Calories(adult)
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't Fucking care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Differ
Sex And How It Should Be
To all my friends near and far I've taken the time to put together a few of my thoughts –Truly amazing sex can happen only when both partners are willing to take risks. To have the best sex, you've just got to be a little bad. When you go beyond your limits, you discover hidden turn-ons and new sensations. Plus, you get the blood-pumping jolt that comes from being bolder, ballsier and so much hotter in bed. Your willingness to explore your sexual boundaries will also build intimacy and trust between you and your partner. So, here are some of my sexy sins you should make a must and commit to. Please enjoy !!! Bust Out a New Move - Nothing makes the bedroom buzz with erotic electricity like debuting a dirty act you've always been curious about, especially if you think it's kinda kinky. Spontaneously slipping a novel technique into your lusty lineup will elevate an ordinary sex session into a reckless, fasten-your-seat-belt romp. It will also open your eyes to erogenous zones yo
Sex Against Sleep
Subject: Why is the sex better than a sleep? 1) The alarm clock does not interrupt sex. 2) The hair can go out of order but a picture of the pillow will not become for hour seasons to the cheek. 3) Your Partner not (hopefully …), it snores during the sex. 4) The sex spends more calories than sleeping. 5) Interest can also be taken in sex standing. 6) Interest can be taken in sex in conditions in which the sleeping would be outside fateful for example in the temperatures below zero if there is enough desire. 7) After the sex you usually smile. 8) The sex lasting an hour does more satisfied than 20 hour naps. 9) Too long a pace of the work less often causes delays. 10) Only the memory from the sex which has ended does not vanish in a quarter.
Sex Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU
Sex Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Sex App
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you fill this out and send to me in a privet message and i'll do the same for you....
Sex App
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you fill this out and send to me in a privet message and i'll do the same for you....
Sex App
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Sex Against The Fence
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. T
Sex Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU
Sex App
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorrow? 22. Would you call me in the morning? 23. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?
Sex Advice For Christians
Marriage Partnership, Winter 2007   "He Wants to Try New Things" Also: "Too Dry for Sex" by Michael Sytsma and Debra Taylor Q. My husband wants me to do things when we're making love that I don't want to do. When I tell him it makes me uncomfortable, he tells me I'm being a prude. What should I do? A. It's difficult to answer your question, since we're unsure what practice you and your husband are disagreeing about. Your husband could be asking for things that are obviously unbiblical, such as bringing another person into the bedroom, either through pornography or an actual person. Or he may be asking for a change in position or location. If the situation isn't unbiblical but simply something you're uncomfortable with, ask yourself why you don't want to try what your husband is suggesting. Some sexual behaviors may always be crude, gross, or offensive to you, and he'll need to accept that graciously. But you might be able to explore and experiment playfully with other behaviors. The ap
Sex Application
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Sex And Marriage
Thou Shalt Have Sex Every Day By CAROLINE HOWARD, AOL When debate turns to the value of marriage, attention normally goes to the religious sanctity of the union, the socio-economic benefits to the married adults and their children and even health pluses. Married couples tend to live longer, healthier lives and are typically less depressed or anxious than their single, divorced, or widowed counterparts. But one Ybor City, Fla, pastor has taken up the mantle of another marriage blessing. In an attempt to curb high divorce rates, Relevant Church head pastor Paul Wirth issued a challenge for his married congregants: Have sex every day for one month. "Sometimes life gets in the way," Wirth told the Associated Press. "Our jobs get in the way. And that's no different for people who attend church." According to the National Center for Health Statistics, the rate of divorce in the U.S. is 3.6 divorces per 1,000 people; the rate peaked at 5.3 per 1,000 in 1981. Notably, divorce rate
Sex Advice From A Friend
Sex Advice From A Friend Two friends, a white guy and a black guy, both work together. The white guy came in late one morning and his black friend asks where he had been. The white guy says, "My wife gives me good sex every night and she kept me up really late last night". The black guy says "I can't get my wife to have sex with me, no matter what! How do you do it?" The white guy says, "I read her poetry every night." His black friend then asks, "What kind of poetry?" The white guy replies, "Blondie, blondie, eyes so blue, how I want to make love to you." Then the white guy tells his friend to go home and try it - it's a sure thing! The next morning the black guy was about 2 hours late. When he comes in, he has a black eye and his arm is in a sling. The white man asks, "What happened?!" The black man says, "Man, don't ever speak to me again!" The curious white man asks, "Well, what did you say to her?" The black man replies, 'Nappy head, nappy head, ey
Sex Against A Fence
Sex against a fence The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' 'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, th
Sex And Calories
CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX! REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent 12 Calories Without her consent 2,187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands 8 Calories With one hand 12 Calories With your teeth 485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection 6 Calories Without an erection 3,315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary 12 Calories 69 lying down 78 Calories 69 standing up 812 Calories Wheelbarrow 216 Calories Doggy Style 326 Calories Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories ORGASMS: Real 112 Calories Fake 1,315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories Getting up immediately 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories GETTIN
Sex Application(lame)
1.Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position(s) ? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. Lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25.wats your number?( )___-____ 26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Sex And Candie Lounge Come And Have Fun
Dj SKITTLES 'dj skittles" Dj OF Sex&Candie' Dj Skittles is getting sexi on the air waves and she will make u tasted her rainbow... Click The Picture Below (repost of original by '♫DJ ~SkItTlEs~*Diddles bish*C/O owner of Sex~N~Candie*tAsTe ThE rAiNbOw Diddles*♫' on '2008-03-17 21:05:39')
Sex And Candy, By Marcy Playground
Hanging around downtown by myself and I had so much time to sit and think about myself and then there she was like double cherrypie yeah there she was like disco superfly I smell sex and candy here who's that lounging in my chair who's that casting devious stares in my direction mama this surely is a dream yeah yeah mama this surely is a dream hanging around downtown by myself and I had too much caffeine and I was thinking about myself and then there she was in platform double suede yeah there she was like disco lemonade I smell sex and candy here who's that lounging in my chair who's that casting devious stares in my direction mama this surely is a dream yeah yeah mama this surely is a dream do you yeah mama this surely is a dream yeah I smell sex and candy here who's that lounging in my chair who's that casting devious stares in my direction mama this surely is a dream yeah mama this surely is a dream yeah mama this surely is a dream yeah yeah mama
Sex Application.....
Name:______________________ City:______________________ State:_____________________ Age:__________ Phone:______________ SSN:_______________ Hair Color:__________ Real Hair Color:____________ Eye Color:___________ Dentures: __________ Weight: _________ Height:___________ Waist Size: __________ Breast or Bra Size: __________ Marital Status: Married___________ Single______________ Divorced:_________ Other__________ Are Your Breasts Real? ____________ Do You Like Them: Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________ Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________ Other_____ All of the Above____________ Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________ All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________ Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________ How Often? __________ Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________ Pussy Size: Small ________ Medium __________ Large ____________ Extra Large __________ While Screwing D
Sex And Relationships
It seems that from all the mumms out there two things always come to the top. relationships and sex. however if you pay attention sex is top of the heep. makes ya wonder, do people feel sex is the most important thing in a relationship? they constantly ask how many times, what postion ect. To me this means they seem to find sex most important, as if good sex is the key to a lasting relationship. while the relationship ones always are about distance. they never touch on what really makes a good relationship.. to me and to all those who have told me... that have good ones. its first and formost, friendship. you must find someone you can fully trust, and trust with everything. someone who does not judge you about your past but is willing to understand. well with that info i have always attempted to do this, but am unsure how i fair.. i would hope that i do well at this, and that things go well when i listen. I can admit i am a curious cuss at times tho and i tend to ask questions th
Sex And Sex And Oh Sex
POEM 1. Roses are red, Pickles are green I love your legs and whats between POEM # 2 Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And i'll fuck you clean POEM # 3 I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass POEM # 4 Im a cool girl, in a cool town it takes a real mother fucker to put me down POEM # 5 Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says i love you You belive its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 monthes in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never would have happened If the rubber wouldnt have torn POEM # 6 Guys are like roses, Watch out for the pricks. POEM # 7 Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut. POEM # 8 Sex is bad Sex is
Sex And Religion Are Never Everclear! Un
Sex At Work
One of the worst things about having graduated to the "Real World" some years ago is the thought of work. It used to be that blowing off a class, getting stoned and listening to music all day while sucking down beers was the norm. Now, it's hit that alarm at 6:30 in the "ayem" and crawl to the office. Face it, if you don't do it, you get shit-canned, end of discussion. Sometimes, of course, the things that happen at the office make all the annoyance of having to get up at some ungodly hour and dragging your ass in worth it. Usually, it's something simple like writing a particularly clever program or getting a bonus or single-handedly convincing a customer to buy off a system that isn't quite ready. Then there are the *other* times, like what happened at work last week. Okay, so it's the summer. Summer used to be a time to hang out at the beach, maybe take a few easy classes (you know, shit like "History of Ancient Civilization" or "Figure Drawing and Painting"), etc. Now, it
Sex Addict
my boyfriend claims i'm a sex addict, which i agree, but he said an addiction is not a problem until it interferes with your daily life. does it affect my life, i ask myself. well, i'm topless on fubar for all who add me to see, and sex is my main hobby. my boyfriend is generous enough to give me autonomy (as long as i ask first). so yes, it affects my life. interfere? well, i do my job, clean my appartment, write, read...i don't know. i'm just babbling because i can't sleep and i wanted to write a new blog and this is what is on my mind.
Sex And Violence
In light of the mass murder shootings of 32 innocent people and the suicide of the shooter at Virginia Tech by automatic handguns, I write this essay in anger, disgust, and sadness. May God rest their poor souls. Unfortunately, too often, the words sex and violence are linked together. Sex and violence have nothing to do with one another. Sex and violence should never be linked together. Even those who are involved in bondage and discipline can tell you that. Those who disagree that sex has nothing to do with violence are those who think that rape is a sexual crime. Rape is a violent crime against women and those who commit rape are closet homosexuals and are men who are incapable of having a normal and mutually gratifying sexual relationship with a woman. If you must link a word with sex, link it with love, link it with pleasure, and link it with gratification. I would rather watch sex, not pornographic films, but tasteful and realistic depictions of sex with nudity over violen
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Sex And The City Movie--- Resulting Thoughts.
So we went to the movie tonight. And now, here is what is left in my head. (Not that most of these people will ever read it.) Dear Heather- I went to see the "Sex and the City" movie tonight. I went without you. That seems strange to say. It seems strange that our long and profound friendship ended one day because of an uncharged cell-phone. I hope you liked the movie. I wonder if it made you miss me. Or Kelly. Or Bill- assuming you didn't marry him yet. Not that he's right for you, but it just seemed like something that might happen. He's your BIG. Though you'd be better with Aidan. And, if I were to venture a guess, you'd be with Alekzandar. Hope you saw the movie, and liked it. Good-bye again. -Jamie Dear Renee- I'm going to miss you when you move to Canada. You are the Samantha. And I am only a Samantha when I'm with you. I miss you already. It sounds stupid, since I barely get to see you. And I know it's for the best, and that there isn't another choice. But not
Sex And Candy
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Sex And Sex And Sex
Sex and Sex and Sex by LateNiteFantasy© Do sex and sex and sex fill up your mind Entirely, when you settle down to read? It seems that sex and sex and sex inclined Deep-seated sins of lust. Such is your need. For it's with sly delight, I plant each word, Though you protest at how deep I embed, This sex and sex and sex may seem absurd, And build a vertigo within your head. You may seem dizzy, but I am obsessed, With penetrative insights of your form, My sex and sex and sex might interest, The doctors of neurosis. Please inform them of the words I've sent. There is no doubt that sex, sex ,sex is all we think about.
Sex App
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REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me?
Sex Application
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Sex And Poetry
lie down on the bed take off all your clothes!i kiss you all over, from your head down to your toes.i kiss your body and you start to quiver.you kiss my neck and my body starts to shiver!i take your bra off , unsnapping the latches one by one. you pull up my shirt,kissing my chest just for fun. i kiss you on your breasts,and suck the nipples as they are hard. i feel your breath begin to weaken,at this point you are sex starved! and you unbutton my pants ,unzipping the golden fly, i pull of your skirt, as i see the twinkle in your eye.and i ease your thong off,slowly with my teeth.stopping in midriff licking your clit , so sweet!as the thong comes off , i kiss up your inner thigh. and lick the tip of your womanhood ,and you begin to feel high!and you pull down my underwear so slowly and serene.kissing on my throbbing cock, making my body steam. and you climb on top of me , putting you juicy cunt in my face.we begin 69, here and now is the time and place. a
Sex Acts On Provincetown Beaches Prompt Outrage!
acts on Provincetown beaches prompt outrage Frisky sun worshipers are flocking to have sex on the beach in Provincetown - but are sending horrified family vacationers packing, officals said. Angry Cape Cod National Seashore officials said they are cracking down on public sex acts along the picturesque shoreline after the number of citations for public sex acts more than tripled, from an average of 40 to 132 last year. “This is not what we’re interested in seeing,” said George Price, Superintendent of the National Seashore. “Over the last couple of years, public (sex) acts like this have been viewed by visitors.” Price said officials are baffled as to why the vacation mecca has suddenly become a hotbed of public sex for randy exhibitionists. “Laws and enforcement have not changed - it just seems to be something that some people decided we want to see,” Price said. Complaints have included whale-watchers sailing past large groups of nude men, and families stumbl
Sex And The City Quiz
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Sex And Toys
I was reading an article the other day and it talked about Sex and Toys. According to this article there are many people who would prefer to spice up their relationship with toys, blindfolds, tying one to the bed and so forth. Okay! lol Myself I don't mind the toys and such it helps when he won't...or can't....lmao!!! Either way it's a way out of sexual frustration. One day I said to my friend, this is very personal but do you think using a vibrator is wrong? She told me that there are many relationships where the man gets a thrill from watching the woman do this sort of thing. Sooo okay I bought one called it Herman...yes...as Will would say, it's Her man...when he's not around. I will be perfectly honest with you and say this is the first time I've ever tried something like this. However, it isn't used often as my preference is the real thing. I was a prude and people said, "don't knock it till you tried it." I was raised in a Catholic upbringing where my mother woul
Sex And The City
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REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU
Sex Application
Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR
Sex Appeal
A soul from Venus with a sexual appeal 7.1 of 10. Guys hold your breath... Lets101 - free online dating
Sex And Romance
OK SO I HAVE THIS FRIEND WHO HAS HAD A TERRIBLE YEAR. FINALLY DIVORCED AND HAS JUST STARTED DATING A NEW GUY. CAN YOU BE REALLY HAPPY FOR SOMEONE BUT A BIT JEALOUS OF THEM TOO? SHE TRUELY DESERVES ALL THE HAPPINESS SHE GETS. BUT HEARING HOW GREAT THIS GUY IS TREATING HER AND HOW FUN AND ROMANTIC HE IS , KINDA MAKES ME A BIT JEALOUS. I HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 8 YRS NOW, AND WHERE HAS MY ROMANCE GONE? LOL EVERYONE WORRIED ABOUT 'BRINGING SEXY BACK' WHAT ABOUT ROMANCE? WHO IS GOING TO BRING IT BACK? I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A VERY SEXUAL PERSON, AND ADMITINGLY HAVE USED A LITTLE EXTRA FLIRTATION TO GET WHAT I NEEDED. AND HONESTLY I DONT HAVE MANY CONVERSATIONS WITH PEOPLE IN GENERAL WHERE SEX DOESN'T COME UP. BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ROMANCE? IT ALWAYS FADES FIRST IN A REALATIONSHIP BUT THE SEX WILL USUALLY LAST THE DURATION OF THE RELATIONSHIP. I THINK PEOPLE THINK BEING ROMANTIC IS TOO MUCH PRESSURE. BUT REALLY PEOPLE (YES LADIES I AM TALKING TO YOU TOO!) IT DOES TAKE THAT MUCH EFFORT. IT D
Sex And Relationships
Someday you'll not want me for nothing more Someday you'll want me for Something more Someday I'll see aren't really looking at me Someday your eyes will see through me I treat my body as an object for use at my disposal To put my most precious jewel in safe keeping locked from harm and refusal Ya know.. this started out as a poem or some shit I was trying to be creative, but it got me thinking a little.. Sex and relationships. Sex I think is the easy part. That's the given. There's either chemistry or there isn't. At which point however is it best to initiate it. Friends with benefits I think are a great thing, BUT, I strongly say BUT, I don't think it works if it starts out as a friends thing. I think situations like that tend to become too sticky. You end up knowing too much about the person and get too emotionally involved. It's a fine line between "booty call" and friends with benefits. If you can maintain a friendship, meaning hanging out outside the be
Sex Among Saints: Is It Really Better?
Sex Among Saints: Is It Really Better? Reverend Ed Young/CBS By Mary Kearl Sex -- a sacred connection between you, your partner and God? Reclaiming sex as a holy part of marriage and religion seems to be all the rage among evangelicals and other Christians across the country. The reason? To combat the evils sex has become associated with in the mainstream media -- among them: the high divorce rate, promiscuity and homosexuality. The question: Is bringing the oft-taboo topic of sex to light in a church also causing a bit of controversy in the process? Most recently, the head of Fellowship Church, a Texas-based congregation with 20,000 members, is challenging his married, heterosexual churchgoers to have sex (with their spouses) every day for seven days straight, according to AP reports. Fellowship Church founder and senior Reverend Ed Young will deliver the sermon "Seven Days of Sex," on Sunday November 16, while sitting in bed in front of the Dallas-based chapter of his c
Sex Action!!!!!
L.A. Guns Sex Action Lyrics: Talk about love Talk about love I've been around this great big world, yeah Had my share of shady deals and girls, hey Now, I've been thinking of the coming attraction The wink of an eye and the gleam of satisfaction Talk about love Talk about love Here she comes, never get enough of that sex action Baby knows wherever she goes She got sex action Howze baby, I got the potion You're a cool operator got the machine in motion Now, we're all alone doing all the talking She's got me on my back Let her fingers do the walking Talk about love Talk about love Here she comes, I never get enough [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/3iCQ ] of her sex action Baby knows wherever she goes She got sex action Talk about love Talk about love Here she comes, I never get enough of that sex action S-E-X, who's next, yeah sex action And it always feels so good Girl she got style Boy she got sleaze Ah, she's knocking
Sexa Survey
Is your sex partn​er prefe​rance​,​ male,​ femal​e or farm anima​l?​ Males and Females... What is your marit​al statu​s?​ single,open relationship Are you happy​ about​ your statu​s?​ yes very happy What is your favor​ite sexua​l posit​ion? whatever makes the woman happy How may partn​ers have you slept​ with?​ 31 What is your metho​d of birth​ contr​ol?​ i'm sterile If you use condo​ms,​ what brand​?​ n/a If on the pill,​ what brand ​?​ sterile here Besid​es the obvio​us,​ where​ is the one place​ your partn​er could​ touch​ you to make you hot? on my cock What is your sexin​'​ jam? Whatever Are you a talke​r,​ moane​r,​screa​mer,​ or all? quiet Do you like
Sex And Making Love
This blog stems from a conversation I had with a friend a little while back. He seems to think that passion only comes at least from his point of view, when there are feelings. Or at least when there is passion involved, feelings start to develop and someone gets hurt. There for, sex with passion means you are making love. So then you must be in love to have passion. I for one strongly disagree with this. To have truly enjoyable sex, there needs to be passion. Not just a wham bam thank you ma'am. If that's the case, take care of it your own damn self. You really do not need another person in the equation to get yourself off, male or female. That is the fun of having the other person there, to have all your other senses stimulated. Touch, feel, smell, taste, see and hear each others reactions. On that same note.... Sex in relationships.. Just because you are in a relationship, it isn't all about the "Love" making. Hell.. I know I want sex! I don't always want that lovey, dovey, sof
Sex And Thank You
What would the world be like if there weren’t so many hangups associated with sex? What if sex became just another way of saying “Thanks!” or “Good Job.” Something you could pretty much do in any situation, whether it be at work: Sally: Well Bob, you did excellent on this years performance review, you want to bend me over the desk? Just don’t pull the hair, I have a two o’clock. “I just want to shake the balls of the man that landed the Johnson account!” The Company Softball team is holding an Orgy to raise funds for new uniforms. Or even just on the street: Hey, thanks for helping me carry out my bags, you want to grab the left boob, or the right one? I don’t have triple A, but I’ll blow anyone who changes my tire. It could even replace tipping at meals: That was the finest steak I have ever had, buttseks? And think of the prestige at a swearing in ceremony: Please raise your right hand, and lower you
Sex .....a Better Look
Men: 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5.1 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. Women: 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy"
Sex Abuse Victim-cross Examined By Her Abuser...her Father
Speaking out against sexual abuse is difficult -- especially if the abuser is a loved one. Imagine how a 27-year-old woman from Brooklyn, N.Y., felt this week when she took the stand against her father -- whom she claims molested her from age 9 to 16 -- and was coldly cross-examined by him. Rabbi Israel Weingarten questioned and scolded the young woman, claiming that her allegations were untrue and stating that if she'd actually been abused she would have told someone. The rabbi also raised the ire of the judge. "You have already created a fairly untenable and horrific situation by your deciding to represent yourself," said Judge John Gleason. "Now, I'm not sure where this cross-examination is going, but I know you are not going to lecture this witness." Even the rabbi's own counsel is stunned by his behavior. "Is it possible it could get any worse than this?" said Weingarten's legal adviser, Barry Rhodes. The rabbi faces up to 50 years if convicted. _________________________
Sex And Fubar
I just want to observe how freaking funny it is that everyone on here likes to claim that they're uber-kinky. But I'm also curious about something... Does it actually get middle-aged men to rate you women more if you say stuff like that? Do they buy you bling? How desperate is my fellow man? I'm editing this because apparently it's really hard to understand that when I say things like "everyone", and then I say "does X", I mean "everyone who does X", not everyone in existance of a particular gender. Fucking hell. Setting this NSFW since I'm in a mood and swearing a lot. ...Katie got naked. Mood improving rapidly.
Sex And Cigars Or Seinfeld, Recast
Right at this moment, my neighbor is having sex.  Luckily, I can’t hear him.  I CAN hear her.  At this very same moment, I am smoking a cigar and as much as I like cigars, I like sex still more.     This reminds me of a Seinfeld episode where George wants to complete the trifecta:  sex, sandwich, sports simultaneously.  I’ll pass on the second and third but sex and a cigar simultaneously?  That has my attention.    Luckily, a friend who knows a couple of my weaknesses and a couple of my fetishes was creative enough to craft such an offer.  It did not take me long to decide.  We even have the positions worked out.  Forget missionary or spoon.  Forget huffing and puffing.  This is sitting and grinding in all its nicotonic goodness.  Alas, until she delivers, this is a pipe dream.
Sex And Rock N' Roll
My band, Echoes of the Harvest (Google Us!), played a local show on Saturday night and it rocked! There's nothing like getting a sweaty and loud on stage in front of a large and mostly intoxicated audience that can't stop throwing one another around. The only thing I can compare rocking out live to is sex. You can tell if you're doing either correctly if it feels good, you can go on forever, and you're sweaty when you're done. Both are wonderful and necessary things and should be done as often as possible.
Sex App
NAUGHTY APPLICATION CUT AND PASTE AND REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN.........     1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date?  16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Phone number?
Sex Addiction: The Deadliest Sin
Addictions. Gotta love 'em. Gotta hate 'em too, sometimes. But first, we gotta love 'em, or we wouldn't have 'em in the first place. Addictions are the spices of our lives. Of course, too much spice spoils the enchilada. But without a little salsa, it's all just beans and dead meat. Granted, addiction can certainly be a destructive force, wreaking havoc on your world, but it can also be the source of tremendous creative energy in human life. Sometimes, the only way to truly master something is to become passionately, obsessively addicted to it. Without the driving vigor of our addictions, we surrender to mediocrity, bureaucracy, and (shudder) mere functionality. The world's greatest artists, many of our greatest statesmen, certainly our greatest lovers, and even some of our greatest scientists have been notoriously addictive personalities, all living and dying in overheated pursuits of pleasure, power, knowledge and love. Our addictions give us a taste of paradise. It may be a tempor
Sex And Six Mistakes Men Make
I come across this article while browsing around on webMD last night and thought I might share it with you this morning, It is entitled, "SEX-6 Mistakes Men Make". WebMD asked two acclaimed sex educators, Tristan Taormino and Lou Paget, to tell them what they think are the most common sex mistakes men make with women. Personally, I think this is something worth reading and keeping in mind. So, to all the gentlemen out there that think you know everything there is to know about having sex with women, just always remember that the little erotic encyclopedia you carry around in your head may contain a lot of basic errors and omissions about women's sexuality, errors that can lead to a lot of all nighters with you and Ms. Rosey Palmer. Taormino is a prolific author, lecturer, and video producer. Her latest project is the Expert Guide educational video series from Vivid Ed.Paget is author of The Great Lover Playbook and other sex manuals, and she gives seminars nationwide.Sex Mistake No.1:
Sex And What Not To Name Your Dog..
Everyone who has a dog calls him rover or boy, I call mine sex.  Now sex has been very embarrassing to me. Last night sex ran off again.  I spent several hours looking for him.  A cop came over to me and asked "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00am in the morning"?  I said I was looking for sex....my court case comes up monday morning.   When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license I told the clerk I would liek to have a license for sex.  He said "I'd like to have one too."  Then I said "but this is a dog".  He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said "you dont understand.....I've had sex since I wasnine years old".  He said I must have been quite a kid.   When I decided to get married, I told the minister I wanted to have sex at the wedding.  He told me to wait untill later.  I said "but sex has played a big role in my life, and my whole life style revolved around Sex".   He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life, and would not marry us in his ch
Sex Application (also Stollen From Bewbs Lol)
Sex And Romance...
I had a guy, the other day ask me if I liked "Romance".  Now I had to be honest, and tell him, I have never had romance.  I have heard of it, read about it, but never actually experienced it for myself.  Same man for 23 years folks, and nothing close to romance. *grins*  But that is another story. Well come to find out, after we talked for a little while, what he really meant was sex.  Now I am thinking, is he kidding?  He doesn't know the meaning of the word romance.  Can you imagine?  Thinking romance is sex.  It got me thinking.  Do men really think that?  Do they think that being bent over a sink with a toy up my ass, while he is fucking me romantic?  I find it sexy, but not romantic. *grins* Romance to me is showing you are thinking of them.  A delivery of flowers for no good reason.  Dinner made for me when I get home, romantic weekends spent in bed.  Sweet, naughty texts sent during the day.  A foot massage. Waking me up slowly with kisses and whispers.  Any and all of these t
Sex And More Sex!
Sunday was a down day for me, not as is being sad but no sex at all.  When my friend and Sam came home, she barely had time to kiss me bye, her parents were taking her out for dinner and later she called saying they wanted her to spend a few nights with them before they head off on a cruise and my friend was off to help his brother with something and by the time he got home he was too tired to fuck me and the lady I met Saturday couldn't make it, so I had to break out mr rabbitt and had an exciting cum but wished I could've shared it. Work today and yesterday was blah!!! same old shit, but we get ice cream later this week for being so safe, yippie, i luv ice cream!!!!!  when I got home last night my friend was working on something in his den and Sam was with her parents, so it looked like another night with mr rabbitt, I like playing with myself but two days in a row!!!!!  I was sitting on couch and watching dvd that I bought the other day, the one with spanking, I was getting a lil h
Sex And The City Box Set So Soo Addicting
sex and the city box set rules! but soo addicting. thoughts?
Sex And Love
It's always a constant debate in my mind. The never-ending quarrel between the two supreme forces. I'm not talking about good and evil, but of sex and love. Which of the two is more powerful? Which of the two has the better end? Which of the two is more enjoyable? We'll look at this rationally. Sex is real. Sex is raw.You can hold sex. Smell sex.Taste, hear, see sex. Sex is real. Sex is raw. Sex creates, sex destroys. On the other end of this debate, Love is an abstraction. Love is beautiful. Love digs its way into your very core and makes you feel almost euphoric.Love is inspiration. Love is greatness.Love creates, love destroys. Now, both of these forces together helped spawn this sudden burst of poetic muse.So, I'm not too sure which one is greater, and I'm not sure if it even matters. They're both therein some way or another.
Sex And Lingerie
As a woman what makes you feel sexy? A silk thong with lace, stockings with a seam up the back, sheer bras? What ever it is the lure of women in lingerie has always been a man catcher. Author Jenny block has a few ideas for women if you like to expand your lingerie wardrobe. What she says is interesting and fun http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,591787,00.html BlastFM is always interesting and fun. Just for you 24/7 of great rock music www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm
Sex And The Pity
No that isnt a typo... lol I went out saturday night with a few friends... well this one woman in particular makes me drewl... and theres this other woman i have slept with before...well kind of recently, like last week... sounds like bad news right.. yeah well, its supposed to be all casual and shit and no big deal, just the whole fwb thing...right... anywho she starts talking about it with this other woman who makes me drewl and tries the total cock block thing. i hope i have better luck next time...  still looking for work, i may get on the oil spill clean up soon...but i need a couple hundred dollars for the hazmat training... can you loan me a few bucks? LOL  hopefully i find a company paid training deal sitting at McD's again looking on the NOLA.com for a job and thru workforce development... im not at all undesireable for hire, i have good work history and references...just finding the places is becoming a chore as nobody seems to be actually hiring for immediate openings... g
Sex And Oral
MADE YOU LOOK! I was bored and started rating and liking boomerangs, so now im bored stupid! its Sunday...and it feels like a Sunday Its raining and gloomy I need to get laid   as you were  
Sex And Good English
          SEX AND GOOD ENGLISH                                  ON HIS 74TH BIRTHDAY, A MAN GOT A GIFT CERTIFICATE FROM HIS WIFE. THE CERTIFICATE PAID FOR A VISIT TO A MEDICINE MAN LIVING ON A NEARBY RESERVATION WHO WAS RUMORED TO HAVE A WONDERFUL CURE FOR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.   AFTER BEING PERSUADED, HE DROVE TO THE RESERVATION, HANDED HIS TICKET TO THE MEDICINE MAN, AND WONDERED WHAT HE WAS IN FOR.   THE MEDICINE MAN SLOWLY, METHODICALLY PRODUCED A POTION, HANDED IT TO HIM, AND WITH A GRIP ON HIS SHOULDER, WARNED, '' THIS IS POWERFUL MEDICINE.  IT MUST BE RESPECTED. YOU TAKE ONLY TEASPOONFUL, AND THEN SAY '1,2,3.' WHEN YOU DO THAT YOU WILL BECOME MORE MANLY THAN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN YOUR LIFE, AND YOU CAN PERFORM HAS LONG HAS YOU WANT."   THE OLD MAN WAS ENCOURAGED. HAS HE WALKED AWAY HE TURNED AND ASKED," HOW DO I STOP THE MEDICINE FROM WORKING?" "YOUR PARTNER MUST SAY'1-2-3-4'''' HE RESPONDED,"BUT WHEN SHE DOES, THE MEDICINE WILL NOT WORK AGIAN UNTILL THE NEXT FULL MOO
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Sex And Death With Tera Patrick, Joslyn James And Girls And Corpses
Newsletter Of The Dr Susan Block Institute This Saturday Night, August 6th on The Dr. Susan Block Show
Sex And Candy
Sex And Candy
Sex At Dawn Saturday & Primal Horde Therapy
Newsletter Of The Dr Susan Block Institute   This Saturday Night, December 3rd on The Dr. Susan Block Show SEX at DAWN All Night LONG We’re going to explore our hunter/gatherer sexual nature    
Sex At Dawn Iii: From The Pages Of A Book To An Orgy On The Bed!
Murrugan the Mystic, Jonni Lynch, Jayden Cole, Dr. Suzy, Dani Jensen, Lily Cade, Cheri DeVille, Tasia Sutor, Christopher Ryan, Cacilda Jethas, Sex Nerd Saundra. Photo: JuxLii  12-03-2011  Length: 98:10 minutes    Date: 12/03/2011 In our third live broadcast focused on Sex at Dawn: The Prehistoric Origins of Modern Sexuality, the Womb Room explodes into a chasm of brain-gasms that lead to a daisy-chain of orgasms, male sword-swallowing (the most dangerous deep throating you’ve ever seen), squirting, fisting and then back to brain-gasms again. A sensational and provocative Commedia Erotica festival of sex & the discussion of sex—who says you can’t judge a book by its lover(s). Cramming for a Sex at Dawn test with Dani Jensen, Cherie DeVille & Lily Cade. Photo: Mad Passion   Check out the Sex at  Dawn PG pix page (adding more pix over the next few days). X pix and video coming soon to DrSusanBlock.tv Featured Guests Christopher Ryan, Ph.D.: Co-author of
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Sex Appeal At The Speakeasy This Saturday!
Newsletter Of The Dr Susan Block Institute   This Saturday Night, March 31st on The Dr. Susan Block Show Sex Appeal    JOIN US IN STUDIO BECOME A STUDIO MEMBER
Sex Appeal
Catherine Imperio, Brandon Thibeault, Professor Paul Abramson, Dr. Suzy, Tasia, Courtney Taylor, Terry Gross. Photo: JuxLii Length: 100:34 minutes Date: 03/31/2012 Honoring the second principle of Sex Appeal: Six Ethical Principles for the 21st Century, we “celebrate sex” in the Womb Room once again, trying, as always, to get to “know ourselves” (fourth principle of Sex Appeal) while “doing no harm” (first principle), “being careful” (third principle) “not to throw stones” (sixth principle), but “speaking up and out” (fifth principle) with some seriously sex-laden discourse—not to mention, Sybian-riding intercourse. My two featured guests, a distinguished professor and a dazzling porn star, present their interpretations of “sex appeal,” delving into Continued Click Here »
Sex And Whats Ok Or Not
So I bet we have all seen and heard what is considered ok and what is not ok regarding sex. Me, I'm tired of the missinformation and cultural pressure to have less joy than I should!!! How bout you? The following links have interesting and educational info on the subject. For example, how many of you feel that religion/the bible are negative toward sex. How many of you believe that the bible says that oral sex is wrong? Well God and what is written in the bible are for sex and oral sex is not described as wrong in the bible. But for some reason, we keep getting the message that it is. Ever hear sex discussed in a positive manner during a Sunday sermon? Our culture has enforced the filtering of what they don't want discussed. So where do your critical views of sex come from? You were raised conservatively. The American media in particular are outright prudes. Photos, ads or film of breasts, nipples, G-strings and ass are taboo (you guys are behind the rest of the world, grow up!). You
Sex And Education Mixed
Had to stop chasing points here to relate this little happening at the grocers today. I was squeezing tomatoes (check ripenesss) and this realy cute little blonde, I have seen in the store before, walks over and says "How does education affect sex" and as I chewed on my tongue I thought I would help her with an answer. We went outside to where the employees take breaks, incase I needed a witness, and I said WELL! If a girl has a HS education she will usually say "gooood". If she has a 2 year college education it is usual that "feels greeeeeat". Get to 4 years and it escalates to "fabulous". Hit the University degree and now it's "absolutely fantastic>>stop>>>go>>stop>>>go>>stop>>>>>>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO**YES!" What I couldn't explain was why the "G" is always missing on that last go? Actually I then explained education has nothing to do with sex and how it goes, it's all in the methodology and who you are with and what feels good....OOOPS~~Phone..see ya back on my page(maybe)
Sex Appeal Is.
I don't know what sex appeal is. I don't think you can have sex appeal knowingly. The people who seduce me personally are the people who seem not to know they're seductive, and not to know they have sex appeal.
Sexasia Pt. One
The night is slowly evicted by morning....Naked jaybirds swoop and wail moans2 wakeup the inhabitants of Sexasia....Sexasia...The seventh planet of the Vaginiac Star Systemorbited by four blue moons, with atmosphericwhipped cream clouds, a bountiful landscape ofstrawberry and cherry valleys, hills of feather grass,and a benevolent volcano that erupts chocolate.The volcanic eruptions earmark celebration withfestivals and carnivals that require nudity for all. Blindfold orgies are encouraged by thegovernment-at-large, in order to keep peace andcelebrate the eruption of blind love. Twenty foot teepees of many colors and fabric asdiverse as apple-red silk, royal velvet, mauvecashmere pepper the white flaxen landscape.Each, crested with prism-shaped diamonds, refractsunlight into a culminated rainbow dome that appearsto fade off the Sexasian coast into Sweet Oil Sea.Inthe evening, the illuminated jewels rival theheaven'sstars.Inside, standard decor of furniture, rugs, picture
Sexasia Pt. 2
A veil waves outwardlywith a lascivious voice that says "Come!"the other veilswave repeating in different voicesamongst stifled giggles and merry.One chirps "No Applias, just Coreas here!"More giggles and glee.Applias, ones who have not shared the apple of the third eye of love, the childless. The saying goes ,"One cannot share the apple alone and nor share the burden of its fruit alone." The ritual is the pairing of Applias who give conception by the tasting of the apple birth fruit. In darker times, generals have shared the birth fruit to build armies. Fortunately, conception only happens three times for either party and then they join the Coreas, who as another saying goes "...have filled their bellies and reached the core of their burdens."The invitation is repeated by the first voice...U.U, Queen of Sexasia, the Matron of Copulation, the Passion Muse.The queen is always named "U"and the king "I", indicating the significance of their relationship together and the examp
Sexasia Pt. 3
Exhausted bodies in fleshy heaps writhe and sleep The game is over, a jaybird peeps Orgasms come to Sexasia Blind love reigns in Sexasia... The third moon awakes before its brethren, coloring the clouds darkened blue. I with his jeweled forefinger rubs red sleep from under his purple eye, rolling over to inspect his surroundings. Rested pageantry. Although many celebrated, Sexasians are careful about leaving their surroundings in disarray. I's eyes glint with satisfaction over his own heap of Applias who stole away from the parade the previous evening to join the king in his game of Demarcate Square. This clandestine game only played by the royal court is designed for submission. Submission to anything the taskmaster wishes. Also, it sometimes requires players to bring in gifts of expense like sky diamonds, real stars mined from the heavens beyond the atmosphere of Sexasia. Some of the other gift comes in sorts of objects that are used as favors t
Sex Advice & Tips
Fetish and Fantansy Having a fetish and fantasy can take you to a whole new level of sex. When you mixed them both in, you reate a world. For example: Your fantasy can be your a student in school who want's to erotic naughty sex with the teacher. Yet your fetish is bing submission by the teacher. Like the teacher spanks you hard and dominates you in any sexual position. Mixing the two together and using your imagination the possiblities are endless to keeping your sex life fresh. There are many ways to mix it up at our online store. Please visit www.cottoncandypleasures.com and indulge your fetish. :D
Sex And Tobacco And Other Things That Burn
I had half an entry written yesterday --- something about the mother who was upset with the school system for letting her kid read pornography; Anne Frank’s Diary and the small edited piece about reaching puberty. My opinion is the same as yours, maybe articulated a bit differently, my interest is that it’s happening in Michigan and god knows but there might be a committee or school board where they vote on it, and this is not the Michigan I remember. You encourage your child to learn everything they can, not censor things down to a narrow tunnel. If your opinion is different than mine on this I haven’t the time, energy or ability in written words to change your mind. There’s a big difference between banning Huck Finn as racist (an equal but different sort of idiocy) and banning the Diary of Anne Frank, one is fiction, the other fairly recent history that we still haven’t learned (otherwise Americans would never have heard of Rwanda or Bosnia). The other
Sex And Bdsm
After discussing the roles and the relation in their typical traits, now the Guide to BDSM Basics turns to the delicate topic of sex and BDSM: an alchemy with very different possible outcomes, from plain bizarre sex to purely chaste BDSM relations. BDSM BASICS 8. SEX & BDSM A very common topic in BDSM communities discussion is the presence or absence of sexual intercourse into BDSM play or relationships. BDSM moves from sexual arousal, so there certainly is a strict linkage between sexuality and BDSM. On the other hand, the D/s essence is defined in a distance between Dom and sub that should be strongly outlined denying any sexual contact or gratification. This happens to be common in FemDom/malesub relationships. Denying of sexual acts in MaleDom/femsub relations is quite rare. That can be explained by the more intense need of physical release of sexual arousal of the male body. Into BDSM play there are anyway lots of games stimulating arousal body areas and genitals (
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Sex Between Friends
Does anyone think it wrong to have sex with a friend you've known for years. I have had sex with a couple of friends before and although they say it was great, they also said they could never do it again because it would ruin my friendship with all them. Now this is after several times of some seriously good fuckin'. For some reason it is now complicated, a mistake, or a sin. Even though we have remained friends and pretty tight friends at that. Is this whole idea really that bad? By the way they have fucked other friends more than once and their reasoning is they don't care as much for them as much as they do me. What's everyones opinion on friends with benefits.
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Sex Blog
1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would u have phone sex with me? Answer: 18. Would u cheat on me? Answer: 20. If I gave u my heart would you love it or let it go? Answer: 21. Would you do me once and
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What\'s your favorite position??? Doggy StyleWow you are a bit experimental and you like to have fun. You make it loud and exciting but it lacks some passion BUT that can be good in some cases... lol Take this test
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Sex & Banks
Sex Bomb
Aw, aw baby, yeah, ooh yeak, huh, listen to this Spy on me baby use satellite Infrared to see me move through the night Aim gonna fire shoot me right Aim gonna like the way you fight And I love the way you fight Now you found the secret code I use to wash away my lonely blues well So I cant deny or lie cause youre a Sexbomb sexbomb youre a sexbomb uh, huh You can give it to me when I need to come along give it to me Sexbomb sexbomb youre my sexbomb And baby you can turn me on baby you can turn me on You know what youre doing to me dont you. ha ha, I know you do No dont get me wrong aint gonna do you no harm no This bombs made for lovin and you can shoot it far Im your main target come and help me ignite ow Love struck holding you tight hold me tight darlin Make me explode although you know the route to go to sex me slow slow baby And yes I must react to claims of those who say that you are not all that huh, huh, Huh Sexbomb sexbomb youre a sexbomb You ca
Sex Before Marriage Is A Must
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Sex Bully
Sex Bully A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They start heading down the alley where the bulls are kept. A sign in front of the first bull says: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year! You could learn from him." They proceed to the next bull and that sign states: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That's over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, big time." They proceed to the last bull and his sign reads: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open as she gasps, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That's ONCE A DAY! You could really learn from this one!" The man turns to his wife and says, "Yeah, okay. Go on up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."
Sex Blog!
1.Where would we be? []My house []Ur House []Pool []Pooltable/Shop Dressing Room []Shower []parents room LOL OTHER....please explain in () 2.What position? []Doggy Style []Missionary []69 []OTHER...() 3.What would you use?? []chains and whips []choc. syrup and whip cream []strawberries and whip cream []cherries and chocolate []ropes and hand cuffs OTHER...() 4.Lights? []ON []off 8.Protection? []Yes []No 9.Day or Night? []DAY []NIGHT 10.What song would we fuck to? ()PLEASE EXPLAIN...... 11.top or bottom []top []bottom 12. where wud i cum [] chest [] pussy [] face [] mouth 13. who will be there [] alone [] 3 sum , 2 girls [] 3 sum , 2 boys 14. how wud u pleasure me [] hand [] mouth [] privates [] toys 15. wat do find kinky bout me and explain........ 16.Will you repost to see what others say? []YES you better .. REAdY SEt GO!!! []NO
Sex Bulletins???
WHAT.THE.HELL?! What's with these bulletins advertising the need to get laid? Get off the damn computer and go to a party, a bar, hell even church! You have a greater chance of finding someone if you leave your house! FYI: if you're that pathetic that you need to put out an APB for the pussy, you WILL get deleted and blocked. REL
Sex Blog (got From Bonz)
(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say! ....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!) ================================================================================================== What is it that you absolutely need sexually? To get off!:P What is something you have always wanted to try? I'm a chicken shit so it isn't going to happen but i guess a 3 sum!but i don't think I'd ever have the guts for it anyhow! What is something you have never done in bed before? what haven't I've done would be a shorter list:P What time of day do you like to have sex? I'm a morning person 3am i'm ready but it don't happen mostly late nights is what I get *sighs* What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? it's not what I see but feel , as soon as i get softly kissed below my ears and on my neck okay I'm ready lol How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? not long*hehe
~sex~ By Micheal Ryan
  ~SEX~ written by Micheal Ryan Afterthe Earth finally touches the sun, and the long explosion stopssuddenly like a heart run down the world might seem white and quiet tosomething that watches it in the sky at night, so something might feelsmall, and feel nearly human pain. Butit won't happen again the long nights wasted alone, what's done indoorways in the dark by the young, and what could have been for some.
~sex~ By Micheal Ryan
  ~SEX~ written by Micheal Ryan Afterthe Earth finally touches the sun, and the long explosion stopssuddenly like a heart run down the world might seem white and quiet tosomething that watches it in the sky at night, so something might feelsmall, and feel nearly human pain. Butit won't happen again the long nights wasted alone, what's done indoorways in the dark by the young, and what could have been for some.
Sex & Christianity
So that one can fully understand the obscurantism and obtuseness of Christian moral, here are some passages of the moral code regarding sexual relationships: 1) No sin is committed if the married couple have sexual intercourse without feeling pleasure. (casuistry) It was following this precept that women, in order not to commit the sin of lust which they would have to confess, (it is probable that there are still some today), during sexual intercourse recited: “ I am not doing it for my pleasure but to give God a son 2) “.If during sexual intercourse either the husband or wife passionately desires the other, he or she commits mortal sin. (S. Geronimo – theologian). 3) The fondling preceding sexual intercourse is to be considered venial sin if it is limited to simple caresses and becomes mortal sin if the mouth and genitals are kissed especially when the tongue is inserted. (Debreyne – Theologian) 4) Husband and wife should not have sexual intercourse more than four t
Sex,church,& Pancakes
Sex The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms. Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms. The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother, saying, "Oh, Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!!" _____________________________________ Church: A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!" The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather
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Sex Can Give You Headache
Sex can give you a headache. Here's how I know this: Ok...lets say you're a Marine. You just naturally love The Marine's Hymn, right? Right. It's not like you get to hear it every day, even when you're in the Corps you know.... Anyway...let's say you're goin at it with your first wife. Everyone has one of those, you know.... a "starter wife." So you have the tv on for just the right amount of light and yer goin at it like rats. Well, as "The Sands Of Iwo Jima" (God bless John Wayne) is going off, The Marine's Hymn plays. Now.....if you are ever in this situtaion, do not, and I repeat: DO NOT, DO NOT stop what you are doing to listen to the song. This will cause an immediate and sharp pain in the side of your head. Now, since it was the right side of my head, I'm guessing it was a left hook but I wasnt lookng so I don't know for sure. But I do know not to do this again.
Sex Can Kill...
I am just sitting here looking at all the lovely women on here and was wondering what it would be like to make love to all of them... Then it hit me that I would most likely either run out of sperm, not be able to get another erection for an hour or die... I think I will just sit here and fantasize some more -- safer... :)
Sex Crime ~ Oh No!!
Terri will go to jail for ... Performing a strip tease on the street 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Complicates Everything
I have recently realized some things, unofrtunately I realized them through a horrible experience, breaking up....that song "Breaking up is hard to do"....well, they weren't lying.....it's awful...especially when you genuinely love someone and you lose them and for once, it's completely your fault...and i will let everyone know, idc, sex ruined my relationship....not saying i had sex with my guy, cause i didn't and i don't wanna ruin him as a person...he is an awesome, great, wonderful, loving guy and i shot myself in the heart when I did the things i did that caused me to lose him....and i will always hate myself for it...i don't think i will ever find it in my heart to forgive myself....it was the dumbest thing I have ever done....if people notice some changes specifically with pictures on here of me...what happened on my relationship is why those changes were made....cause I am starting now, today, this very second, and changing my life for the better....and it's not in an attempt t
Sex Cramp
yes i love sex, i am a sexual deviant and am proud of it... loud music, cuz i love when the bass makes the clit go brrrrrrrrrrrrr..... anyway, been having an up and down day... like always... that damn 30 seconds to mars song "the kill" has been inmy head all day
Sex Cake
SEX CAKE RECIPE: SPREAD LEGS, SQUEEZE MILK JUGS, INSERT FIRM BANANA. BEAT UNTIL WELL CREAMED. CAKE IS DONE MIXING WHEN BANANA GETS SOFT. LET RISE FOR 9 MONTHS, OPEN OVEN, RAISE FOR 18 MORE YEARS, IF IT TAKES LONGER THEN CAKE IS SPOILED
10 Sex Cravings All Guys Have
10 Sex Cravings All Guys Have 1. HE WANTS A GIRL WHO CAN TURN HERSELF ON Women, as you know, need time to get revved up. Although your man may be more than willing to pull out all the stops to get you hot, he wouldn't mind if you gave yourself a running start. "A number of women still believe that it's solely a man's job to arouse them," "To have a really fulfilling sexual experience though, you have to put some effort into getting yourself into a sexual state of mind. 2. HE WANTS SEX TO BE FUN Unfortunately, real-life romps aren't as seamless as they are in the movies. "Things don't always go smoothly during sex — some positions don't work, and odd noises happen," "If you get hung up on a mishap, it will ruin the mood. But if you can both laugh, it becomes a light bonding moment." Frisky fun is about more than damage control though. Make a silly bet to be paid off in sexual favors or play a board game naked in bed and agree that the loser has to grant the winner one lusty
Sex Cds
By the way... I bought my husband the latest CD for HOT SEX and I will have it playing for both my husband and I on Friday night when we go to bed. The past CDs we have listened to have really enhanced our sexual experiences and we were able to create some fantastic fantasies during it all and it was so real. We just tore each other apart on those nights we listen to the CDs. I am a firm believer in hypnosis and have used the CDs to improve my overall life. I cannot wait till Friday night. Check the front of my profile and click on the link to find out more about these SEX CDs.
Sex Calories
It's been known for years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now, for the first time in the Western World, here are the true caloric benefits of sex. Removing her clothes With consent 12 Calories Without consent 187 Calories Opening her bra With both hands 8 Calories With one hand 12 Calories With your teeth 85 Calories Putting on a condom With an erection 6 Calories Without an erection 315 Calories Preliminaries Trying to find the clitoris 8 Calories Trying to find the G-Spot 92 Calories Positions Missionary 12 Calories 69 lying down 78 Calories 69 standing up 112 Calories Wheelbarrow 216 Calories Doggy Style 326 Calories Italian Chandelier 912 Calories Orgasm Real 112 Calories False 315 Calories Post Orgasm Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories Getting up immediately 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calo
Sex Craze
SEX What is about sex that makes people so damn stupid ? We all love it, we all do it, we all enjoy it. It can be a wonderful experience if done properly. It can bring two people closer than anything in the world, it ties ones soul to another. It can ease all the tensions of daily life, and comfort those that are at uneasement. It can bring happiness to those that are willing to bring the magic of children to their lives. It can be used to help forget and forgive ones disagreements on meaningless disscusions. Sex can be a very magical moment, to get lost in a world of passion with one whom who care deeply for. Sex can be used to express ones feelings and emotions to those that know no other way. So why is it then that it can also do the oppisite of everything listed above. Why do people offer it so easy, and why do people take it even when your parner does'nt want it. Why does it change people so drasticly, turn us into primative creatures. Why does
Sex Cures All?!(que?)
1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex
Sex Cake Recipe:
SEX Cake Recipe: Spread legs, Squeeze milk jugs, Insert Firm Banana, Beat until Creamy. Cake is done when Banana is soft. Send to all your friends Including me. See how many you get back. If you get more than 10 your fucken sexy
Sex Counciling
A couple is having problems with their sex life so they decide that they are going to get some medical advice. They go to a doctor one day and tell him their concerns. The doc takes each one of them onto a separate room and gives them each an examination. He then takes them both into a room together and sits them down for a talk. "I can help you, " says the doc. "all you need to do is go to the store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts. When you get home with the groceries, get naked, sit on opposite sides of the room and play a little game. Miss, you try and loop the donuts onto your man's erection, and sir, you try and shoot hoops, (so to speak) with her v." the couple goes home and tries it and has the best sex they have ever imagined. A couple weeks later the girl is telling one of her friends about the doctor visit and her newly found sex life. The friend decides to take her man to the doctor with her to see if their sex life can be improved as well.. so same thing... doc tak
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The Sex Cam Epidemic
i have been searching the web to meet people these last couple weeks and it seems that no matter who i meet they ask "you want to cam" and i say sure why not and they give me an external link to some sex cam site. I mean what ever happened to people just chatting without a damn signup sheet? you think a persons real until they ask you to give away your information just to see one person. For me? not worth it. Im not THAT horny haha but these days it seems everyone is and is willing to be scammed so easily! IS ANYONE REAL OUT THERE?! HELLOOO!! *hears distant echo and raises hands* guess not. it seems im staying up at night being dragged into these people who call me "babe" every 2 IMS. lol hey would u actually care to have a real conversation about a topic other then camming??? what has the online social network become....
Sexcapades With A Hungarian Dominatrix
please read from the bottom up. this is gold.  easily the hottest convo i've ever had.  the first half was cut off in the shoutbox unfortunately.  enjoy!   BondageBoi...: bye, you are histerical BondageBoi...: thats funny, I have never seen that kind of money in my life....lol ->BondageBoi...: ok, gotta run, Matilda's being a huge slut right now and i cant be late. ->BondageBoi...: also be prepared to pay 200k up front, and another 200k after you're done. BondageBoi...: IC, and does you family take advantage of you??? ->BondageBoi...: that's your problem. BondageBoi...: lol
Sex Can Get Boring
Did you know that couples say that they are sexually satisfied less then 50 percent of the time? I always thought sex was good anytime at least it is for me. It seems that if you’ve been with your partner for awhile then sex can get boring. Here’s a suggestion. Barry and Emily McCarthy wrote a book called “Discovering Your Couple Sexual Style” which they give us some ideas about keeping it hot, wet and satisfying. For the hot details:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,588424,00.html BlastFM keeps is rockin’ hot 24/7. No need for a book just open your ears. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm      
Sex-changing Treatment For Kids On The Rise
A small but growing number of teens and even younger children who think they were born the wrong sex are getting support from parents and from doctors who give them sex-changing treatments, according to reports in the medical journal Pediatrics- mulberry bags . Some are labeled with “gender identity disorder,” a psychiatric diagnosis. But Spack is among doctors who think that’s a misnomer. Emerging research suggests they may have brain differences more similar to the opposite sex- mulberry sale . Offering sex-changing treatment to kids younger than 18 raises ethical concerns, and their parents’ motives need to be closely examined, said Dr. Margaret Moon, a member of the American Academy of Pediatrics’ bioethics committee. She was not involved in any of the reports. These children sometimes resort to self-mutilation to try to change their anatomy; the other two journal reports note that some face verbal and physical abuse and are prone to stress, depress
Sex Can Cure Headaches
If you think sex can't be had due to a headache, how wrong you are. At least, according to headache specialist Dr. Vincent Martin. Amazingly, it's just the opposite. Oh, let the good times roll!Martin stated this week that the increase in serotonin levels which happens during sex eases the pathways in the brain that can lead to and sustain a headache.Now, this isn't to say that sex is the answer to all headaches or there would be massive tardiness in the corporate world every day. But, with the act itself being quite a bit more powerful than popping a few ibuprofen or aspirin, perhaps this new headache cure will be tested soon by, well, many. http://www.thatsfit.com/2007/10/09/sex-can-cure-headaches/
Sex Definitions
Afterburner: Get well-positioned with her. Missionary or doggie works OK, here. JUST as you cum, cut a BIG fart and light it with a match. Good for an extra inch or two. Submitted by BadBunnee Anal Boot [n] When you take a pitcher of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with their cock and then the mixture is poured through the crack of a man ass into the waiting mouth of the loser of a bet or Drinking game. Arabian Goggles: A"seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossible, but what the fuck else is new. Australian Death Grip [n] The act of grabbing a woman by the haunches/crotch and staring deeply into her eyes until you're slapped or kissed. A recommended tactic for very crowded bars. Another great opportunity for wagering among friends. The Bait N' Tackle: The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get your
Sex Definitions Part 2
The Maytag: When a girl is on top, just as you're about to shoot, have her spin around in circles on your cock like a washing machine. Submitted by kalai Matching Drapes [n] Reference to whether or not a woman's pubic hair color matches the hair on her head. Used in a sentence: "Wow what a hot looking redhead, but I wonder do the curtains match the drapes?". The Menthol: The act of getting head from a woman who just moments earlier ate a numerous amounts of cough drops, thus insuring a pleasureable, tingly feeling on your cock. The Mellon Dive: Headbutting a woman's big fat tities. Always lots of fun. A Moe Green Special: When you shoot jizz into a girls eye. Comes from the killing of Moe Green in Godfather, who was shot in the eye. by Tom The Monkey Punch: When you're getting a girl from behind, you blow your load all over her back. When she leans up to balance the load from spilling onto her bed, you punch her in the back of the head...Sent by: Jim G. Monkey Wren
Sex, Drugs, Suicide, Life, Religion, Food
sex, drugs, depression, suicide.. — Sunday, October 29, 2006 I was out late last night, so I slept most of the day way. With what I had left, I was on the internet some, and then I figured I needed to go get some food, since how I didn't have any left. Or atleast not much. So I bought chicken, sausage, and muffin mix. And tortillas and salsa, and chips. That should last me for a long time. Interesting thoughts while cooking my sausage and potatos. I figure my brother likes cooking so much because there's so many things going on at once. It's something that uses the complexities of the mind. We like complicated things, if it's not complicated, we make it complicated. People in my family are repeatedly accused of certain things. The include: overanlyzing things to the extent that we don't get joy out of life, being judgmental/condascending, Well, those are the two main things. We are often too nice to people and get taken advantage of too. About a month ago, my brothe
Sex, Drugs, Rock And Roll
Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll, Weed, Speed, Birth control. Life a bitch and then you die so fuck the world and lets get High.
Sex Drugs And Puppets
well, this being my first blog i had better say hi ... hello there well, thats got the niceties over and done with. i am back after a considerable absence. Avenue Q rocks!!!! hence the title of this blog woooooooooooooo
Sex Dreams
come on now every one has had them,even if u dont want to admit it.Sex is a beautiful and veryy natural order of life,evne if someone is spanking u.that thrill of the first slap,the rush as it gets harder and the sorer your bottom is becoming.the rush of someone playing around,wondering when the next slap is coming if at asll.ok maybe its not a normal sex dream.but its a dream,my dream
Sex, Death And Money
When I go to the show All I see on the screen Is a stream of pure vulgarity I wrote down a note Complained for a day To the House of Representatives They laughed In my face They said Son, You're a one-in-a-million minority The name of the game Is to titillate the brain Stimulate the immorality I was so offended As I sat for three hours It was mental cruelty I was so shocked Just a little more flesh Just a little more blood Little closer to the edge A little deeper in the mud I'll never be the same Sex, death and money, sonny Makes this wicked world go round Sex, death and money It's the Gospel here in Dragontown Sex, death and money, honey Grease the wheels and make them fly Sex, death and money, sonny That is why we all are gonna fry Stuck my nose in the door Ended up on the floor In the middle of an undie show She danced on my lap A coupla hundred dollars later I was up on a morals rap I was so offended As I sat for three hours It was mental
Sex Drugs Rock & Roll
Sex+drugs=death
Sex plus drugs may equal deadly results. Category: Odd News | TEMPE, Ariz.
Sex & Death - Two Great Taboos
Sex Drinks
If you love to drink and fuck hard, Here's a sex series of drinks you should share with your partner. Which ones will you try? ASS- 1/3 oz. Vodka, 1/3 oz. Spearmint Schnapps, 1/3 oz. Sambuca BEND ME OVER- 3/8 oz. Canadian Whiskey, 3/8 oz. Amaretto, 3/8 oz. Sweet & Sour Mix BLOW JOB- 1 1/2 oz. Amaretto, Whipped Cream DEEP THROAT- 1/2 oz. Coffee Liqueur, 1/2 oz. Orange Liqueur, Whipped Cream 69- 1/3 oz. Creme de Banane, 1/3 oz. Anisette, 1/3 oz. Irish Cream MENAGE A TROIS- 1/3 oz. Coffee Liqueur, 1/3 oz. Hazelnut Liqueur, 1/3 oz. Orange Liqueur MUFF DIVE- 1/2 oz. Vodka, 1/2 oz. Coffee Liqueur, 1/2 oz. Irish Cream, Whipped Cream QUICK FUCK- 1/3 oz. Coffee Liqueur, 1/3 oz. Melon Liqueur, 1/3 oz. Irish Cream FLAMING ORGY- 1/4 oz. Creme de Menthe, 1/4 oz. Brandy, 1/4 oz. Tequila TASTY ORGASM- 1 oz. Peppermint Schnapps, 1oz. Irish Cream WET PUSSY SHOTS.....1/2 oz. Hot Damn and 1/2 oz. Jose Cuervo
Sex Doll In Jail
JERUSALEM, Israel. (Reuters)-- An Israeli prisoner has sued the Prison Service over his right to have an inflatable sex doll in his cell. The Israel's Supreme Court denied his request, and sided with prison authorities. The Prison Service has argued that having a sex doll, inmate Amir Hazan, 35, could fool warders in an escape attempt, hide drugs inside the doll, or even cause inmates to fight over the doll. I've been in jail since the age of 14. If they let me be with a woman, I would give up on getting a doll, said Hazan. He is serving a 10 year sentence for acts of violence.
Sex Doll
I will take you to my basement shackle you to my wall strap razor blades to my dick fuck your g spot raw drill a hole in your skull and make you my living sex doll
Sex Drive
Kiss it all my order is tall fullfill my desires and take me higher Give it to me rough when you are inside me talk dirty to me you know how I like it make me cum you know I can't fight it pull my hair make me scream your name fuck me so good that i'll never be the same I'll play your game wear whatever you like be your maid we can go all night wear me out make my body writhe if you've got the passion I've got the drive
Sex Drugs And Rock N' Roll
It has Been Written...Under Code Of Pirate You Must Participate In One Of The Three Categories To Be Induced Into THe Piratey Pirateness...So Don't Fuck Up And Remember Choose One...Sex Drugs And Rock n' Roll...Tho It's Kind Of A Shame To Only Pick One. But Have No Fear Once You're In You can Have All Three All The Time!!! PIRATES HO!!!!!!
Sex Definitions
Sex in a boat = Oargasms Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms Sex with an accountant = Boregasms Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms Sex while broke = Poorgasms Sex with a lion = Roargasms Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms Sex on a golf course = Foregasms Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms Sex on the beach = Shoregasms Sex when you get an award = Honoga
Sex Doctor Helps
Posted on May 22nd, 2006 MILF Hunting Should Be In the Olympics A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor. He gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests, then concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts." "Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's 'love canal'. Then, on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue." "Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his 'love pole'. Then, like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut." The couple w
Sex Doctor
Posted on May 22nd, 2006 MILF Hunting Should Be In the Olympics A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor. He gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests, then concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts." "Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's 'love canal'. Then, on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue." "Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his 'love pole'. Then, like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut." The couple w
Sex Duh Lol
Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................
The Sex Dr
>>> > A Florida couple, Moe and Flo, both well into their>>> > 80's, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor>>> > asks,>>> > "What can I do for you?">>> >>>> > Moe says, "Will you watch us have sexual>>> > intercourse?">>> >>>> > The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so >amazed that such an>>>elderly couple is asking for >sexual advice that he agrees. When the>>>couple>>> >finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely >nothing wrong with the>>>way you have intercourse.">>> >>>> > He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck,>>> > charges them $50 and says goodbye.>>> >>>> > The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist>>> > to>>>watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agree s.>>> >>>> > This happens several weeks in a row. The couple>>> >makes an appointment, has intercourse with no >problems, pays the>>>doctor, then leaves. Finally, after >five or six weeks of this routine,>>>the doctor says, >"I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just w
Sex Drive
Kiss it all my order is tall fulfill my desires and take me higher Give it to me rough when you are inside me talk dirty to me you know how I like it make me cum you know I can't fight it pull my hair make me scream your name fuck me so good that i'll never be the same I'll play your game wear whatever you like be your maid we can go all night wear me out make my body writhe if you've got the passion I've got the drive
Sex Dance
I close my eyes and I hear you sigh as our bodies move slowly in time. I hear the waves against the shore as love is made forever more. The smell of sex burns in my brain, salt and sweat wind and rain. My body convulses round your cock as skin against skin sends the proverbial shock. We're riding the wave you and I as momentum gains we're lost in time. We giggle and laugh, cry and scream our bed is a mess and my legs are shaking. We fall in a heap all tangled in sheets as waves splash against rocks and our chests are heaving. I see your face all flushed and red your body is shaking, mine is spent. There is an energy between you and me one beyond explaining, a dance of hearts, soul and mind.
Sex,drugs And Rock And Roll
Sex Pistols - Anarchy in the UK (Studio Version)
Sex Dance
He does it as he prances, sometimes as he sits, as if in a trance. A fire is lit deep inside his lance, in a frenzied fit, he lets it dance. Against her tit, not knowing in advance, she feels it hit, her by chance. She looks at the culprit with a glance, as she touches her slit, starting the romance. Shuddering she emits a squeal perchance, from her split, she sprays the floor of his manse. Swirling from her cock-pit, aroma enhances, his senses as it nears his expanse. The moon-lit room shows his stance, as his bowsprit makes it entrance. Their pleasure advances when they submit themselves to the dance as their orgasms transmit.
Sex Drive
Sex Dream
As I look into your eyes And run my fingers through your hair I taste the sweetness of your neck As I nibble at your ear I then whisper words of love As you answer with a sigh And in a very sexy way my bodie comes alive Your the heat of my desire As we slowly come undress I then start to lay you down While you welcome my caress With your eyes of firer iam drawn to you You have a taste I can't resist And your kiss makes me shake eith delight When u touch me i long for you your hands run through me As I soak inside your love To a sexy love condition Feeling passions start to rise While making love in all positions You give me so much pleasure For ecstasy is here With you wrapped inside my arms To this heated love we share Now no one can come close To this love that we inspire For only you can fill this joy And the heat of my desire you bite my neck i touch you all over you make me feel the firer depts of you i scream not i want you more the sex t
#1 "sex, Drugs, And Rock N' Roll"
As rock music changes, is it still all about sex, drugs, and Rock 'n Roll? I think is no. When I see the music video's or listen to the words of the songs, they never talk about sex, drugs, and Rock n' Roll. (e.x. 10 Years "Beautiful" or 3 Doors Down "It's Not My Time") let me know what you think......
Sex Drugs Rock And Roll
Sex, drugs, rock and roll. Weed, speed, birth control. Life is a bitch so, fuck the world lets get high. If at first you dont succeed try again with better weed. Well damn the effects of being a teenager kicking I cant remember the rest. A poem can mean many different things. That little part of a poem is something my friends and I use to say when we were younger. Looking back at younger days always seems like they were the best, even when you didnt think so back then, but back to the poem. You can get many different things just from those two lines. Just all depends on what type of person you are. That has always been my point though. You can read anything some one wrote a poem, letter, or a short story. The thing is you will never truely know what it is the writer is trying to say unless you ask them what they mean. Thats life though you never know who a person is unless you ask. Same thing with your wants and needs. Is that really what you want or is it just something you have grown
Sex, Drugs And Rocknroll
Got some really bad thoughts,Want to give into the urge,Need to turn it in to reality,So my brain can purge.The lifestyle of sex, drugs,And rocknroll, were beingA player, is forfullment ofA woman soul.Play easy, play hard,Give you some loving,Restrain me, it's hard.Play easy, play hard,You are the one for me,Even if I act crazy,But a little obscene.Sex, drugs and rocknroll,Sex, drugs and rocknroll,Just give me,Sex drugs and rocknroll.
Sex, Death & Michael Jackson
Like millions around the world, I was shocked when the news of Michael Jackson’s death hit me harder than I’d ever imagined it would. True, I grew up on MJ, enjoyed my first make-out session to the guiding notes of “ABC,” slow-danced to “I’ll Be There,” moonwalked to “Billie Jean,” jilled-off to “Beat It” and opened my heart to “We Are The World.” But throughout our lives, I had no problem taking Jackson’s music, his moves, his scandals and paraphilias in moderation. I always liked to dance – and make out – to his tunes (who doesn’t?), but I was never a huge fan, never even went to a live concert. He seemed so, well…commercial. And then there was his tacky taste in art, not to mention those bizarre pajama parties with boys the age that he was when he taught me my ABCs. That all changed on the afternoon of June 25, 2009. As soon as I got the news, I caught the wave. Where were y
Sex Degrees Of Seperation
so i hear about this website, by the same title, and complete the calculator fields as required. the calculator works by multiplying the number of sex partners youve had, and the average number of sex partners people have in the age group they were. this number really seems kind of high, but it could also be low concidering, the rule of thumb is however many guys a woman says she was with, double or triple that figure. i dont know if thats true in 50% or better...but what the hell   now you know how the six degree of seperation work and this works the same way...i guess its just an average sex partners for age groups and i may have forgot about a few. Im talking a 25 yeear span here, i cant recall every single woman ive slept with at a moments notice....im such a man whore lol i would hate to see Tommy Lees or Flava flavs for that matter :P You have had 4,480,931 indirect and direct sexual partners. Based on information entered into this calculator, people in your age group h
Sex. Drogen. Und...
some industrial for your listening pleasure.  
Sexdrugg
> > I am sex like a drugg, half an angel half a thug,, i am white i am black, > me am Monkey on your back, > I smoke lust like magic dust, eat the pie feed the crust, > I marry orgasms, my children are body spasms, > I will lick your heart, caress your soul, suck your body head to toe. > I am pleasure wrapped in skin, i am where your pain begins.
Sexdrugg Park
Sexdrugg Park....... u and I we met in the park,, .......we laughed and flirted and touched in the dark . .......my blinded eyes could barely see you. .......but my skin be loving the things you do ..you and I we kissed in the dark,, I layed you down in the leaves in the park .. we kissed and tongued and hands explored ,, we headed and tickled and teased some more ,, you and I we phuuct in the park ,, we sucked and licked and Slammed in the dark..we rubbed and petted ,and we didn't know... That the cops pulled up and arrested us so,,, you and I we try to make bail ,, sitting here in this concrete hell .
Sexdrugg City
Constant chaos day and night, step outside prepared to fight, Merchandise for sale, lawyers making bail, Panic in the hearts of all, stories told upon the walls.,, Graffito covered everything, what will fresh new morrows bring ? Street walkers, walking streets, twelve year olds, packing heat. Boxes, homes, will work for food, dance club back room, interludes. Constant chaos day and night, dark moves in to take a bite. Neon lights, glowing sex for sale, Over population, homeless hell. Bad cops, bank robbers, broken brand new streets. Winos snoring, covered with newspaper sheets,,,, Constant chaos, day and night, living, breathing, black and white. Legal bribes, diplomatic immunities, crying wolf, Racial inequalities, Welfare, racial gangs, religious molestation news. Purchase, rentals, leases, unemployment, union dues. Constant chaos, day and night, 24 hour vicious plight. Witness, statements, truth or lies, investigations, scams and alibis. Hate crimes dail
Sex Ed
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. "Mommy, where do babies come from?" The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex." The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, "That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey." The child seems to comprehend. "Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?" "Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry."
Sex Ed And Parenting
I seriously want to stab my eyes out. Maybe even jab a pencil in my ears.. Why , do you ask? While I was finishing up talking to someone on aim last night. My oldest has been sleeping downstairs due to tha fact I can't finish putting her bed together without help. So she has been sleeping on the couch. Well as I was lotrying to finish chatting so I can go upstairs and she could go to sleep. She decides to well uhmm. How do I say this without being gross, I can't.. She was masturbating. I totally freaked out. I guess she thought I wouldnt notice. I sat there for a moment in shock. I thought she stopped that a few years ago.. The DR said it was no big deal and they grow out of it.. Well she hasnt.. I turned the volume up and did everything i could to act like it wasnt happening. She stopped and I was about to log off and stuff. I go to the bathroom and come back to shut the computer down.. when i notice, she is doing it again.. WTF??? Plus just recently I found one of my Lesbian
Sex (etheree)
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A Sexercise We All Love....[ One ]
I’m enjoying having him in my life. I feel as if someone has injected me with glitter and stars and popping candy and it’s all in my blood and brain and toes. I love him. I don’t know how to describe how happy I am. – …later, she would tell him that there had been a crackling magic in the air and he would tell her that his desire at that moment was so intense that his groin ached. When she finally felt that desire, she was surprised above everything else. She did not know that a man’s thrusts could suspend memory, that it was possible to be poised in a place where she could not think or remember but only feel. This was love: a string of coincidences that gathered significance and became miracles. There is an extravagant exultation in being in love, living always at the extremes of emotion. The problem—which is never evident to the victim—is that this exultant state induces mental tunnel vision. We could have grown roots, we stood there so long. We could have g
A Sexercise We All Love [ Two ]
Your body is a new country, hidden landscape in cotton and chambray that I want to travel with every vehicle I own: hands, tongue, slide of silk. Below, in the heat and rush of wet, we’re learning again how summer moves through the deep canyons, stirring grasses and honeying fruit. _________________________________________ The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer. At the heart of sex is something intrinsically spiritual, the desire for a union so primal it can be called divine. The Christian view of sex is that it is, indeed, a form of holy communion. –Bishop John Robinson In love there are two things: bodies and words. In bed this morning you tucked into the cove of my belly our feet slipping past each other like fish I reached out to embrace the flat rock of your back and carved out our names with my tongue _________________________________________ Drunk as drunk on turpentine From your open kisses, Your wet body wedged
A Sexercise We All Love [ Three ]
Your body is a new country, hidden landscape in cotton and chambray that I want to travel with every vehicle I own: hands, tongue, slide of silk. Below, in the heat and rush of wet, we’re learning again how summer moves through the deep canyons, stirring grasses and honeying fruit. _________________________________________ The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer. At the heart of sex is something intrinsically spiritual, the desire for a union so primal it can be called divine. The Christian view of sex is that it is, indeed, a form of holy communion. –Bishop John Robinson In love there are two things: bodies and words. In bed this morning you tucked into the cove of my belly our feet slipping past each other like fish I reached out to embrace the flat rock of your back and carved out our names with my tongue _________________________________________ Drunk as drunk on turpentine From your open kisses, Your wet body wedged
Sex Education....
Sexercise Those Thighs!!
betta then jenny craig curves or any otha gym weight loss plan ever did u know that sex is the only exercise teh human body needs in a day so yes do it for fun do it for fitness SEXERCISE!! AWAY THOSE THIGHS!!!!
Sexercise
http://diet.ivillage.com/workouts/0,,87220xmp,00.html Sexercise: The Good Lovin' Workout More, more, more ‑- the sex and fitness connection by Catherine Censor (see more from this expert) You already know that exercise makes you look and feel sexier. But did you know that exercise, quite literally, makes you sexy? After a good workout, men and women alike experience a spike of testosterone (the famed "pump" of bodybuilding), the hormone that influences sexual arousal. And sex itself can be a decent workout. While you can't substitute your mattress for your treadmill (a 125 pound woman burns about 30 calories during a 20 minute session of moderately intense lovemaking), sex works your core muscles, your glutes ‑- even your upper body, if you spend time on top. Exercise and sex are definitely related. The more you have of the former, the more you'll want the latter! To make the sex you have that much better, you can train for "peak performance" just as yo
Sex Ed
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sexest Cock Contest.
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Sex Education
You have a sexual IQ of 138 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Excerise
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Differen
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled, and said, "Business. The annual Sexual Education Convention in Chicago." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex education! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he said. "What myths are those?" "Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likel
Sex Education
A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" "Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"
Sex Ed
Miss Emma Warden looked out at her thirty pupil twelfth grade class and announced, “All right children, it’s time for our sex education class, everyone put away your books and we’ll get started!” After a few seconds of clamoring, every desk was clean with not a book or notebook in sight. “Okay, class, today is a very special day in our understanding how the human body works and reacts sexually,” Miss Warden began, “up to now we have simply read our texts and looked at pictures to get a grasp of human sexual response.” “I know some of you, no let’s make that all of you will be a little embarrassed, but it is a school requirement that this lesson be taught,” Miss Warden went on, “so, without further or do, I want all of you to stand up and remove all of your clothing, right now, let’s get to it!!!” Thirty faces exchanged nervous glances with each other, and then slowly the students got to their feet and began carefully removing their garments. Almost everyone had a red face, especially t
Sex Ed 101
im in a dream stae of mind, and fantasizing about a good looking guy, touching and squeezing me, piching and grabbing meand i get hotter and hotter, i throw him on the down on the bed, and i tie him down with nylons.then i also blindfold him, to tease him ever more and more, as i grab a couple toys to tease him , he is moveing sensually to every touch i give him. then i grab his balls tenderly and give a slight squeeze to them.he moans softly, i gently nibble the head of his cock, now and hercires out for me to nice , i nibble harder when he says that. know i take oneof my smaller toys out and poke his ass gently, he goes wild and tries to excape me/tighten the nylons now, so he has no chance of getting lose, as i am probing his ass with my toy i move up and bite his nipples, he cries out even louderthis time i dig my nails into his ass, and tell him to shoosh, or it will get worse. he stops for a second and i stick the toy into his ass hard this time,but he remains silent as per my in
Sex Ed 101
im in a dream stae of mind, and fantasizing about a good looking guy, touching and squeezing me, piching and grabbing meand i get hotter and hotter, i throw him on the down on the bed, and i tie him down with nylons.then i also blindfold him, to tease him ever more and more, as i grab a couple toys to tease him , he is moveing sensually to every touch i give him. then i grab his balls tenderly and give a slight squeeze to them.he moans softly, i gently nibble the head of his cock, now and hercires out for me to nice , i nibble harder when he says that. know i take oneof my smaller toys out and poke his ass gently, he goes wild and tries to excape me/tighten the nylons now, so he has no chance of getting lose, as i am probing his ass with my toy i move up and bite his nipples, he cries out even louderthis time i dig my nails into his ass, and tell him to shoosh, or it will get worse. he stops for a second and i stick the toy into his ass hard this time,but he remains silent as per my in
Sex Education With Class
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Sex Ed
Miss Emma Warden looked out at her thirty pupil twelfth grade class and announced, “All right children, it’s time for our sex education class, everyone put away your books and we’ll get started!” After a few seconds of clamoring, every desk was clean with not a book or notebook in sight. “Okay, class, today is a very special day in our understanding how the human body works and reacts sexually,” Miss Warden began, “up to now we have simply read our texts and looked at pictures to get a grasp of human sexual response.” “I know some of you, no let’s make that all of you will be a little embarrassed, but it is a school requirement that this lesson be taught,” Miss Warden went on, “so, without further or do, I want all of you to stand up and remove all of your clothing, right now, let’s get to it!!!” Thirty faces exchanged nervous glances with each other, and then slowly the students got to their feet and began carefully removing their garments. Almost everyone had a red face, especially t
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Sexercise
Are you lacking the time and or motivation to hit the gym as consistently as you would like? Are you wishing that working-out could bring you as much pleasure as having sex? Well, we have the answer for you! Did you know that sex on its own is already a great calorie burner and muscle toner? Sex and exercise – combine the two and you have a great new way of working out and having fun at the same time; we call it Sexercise!! The following table compares the estimated number of calories burned per 10 minutes of vigorous Sex compared to 10 minutes of a weight resistance exercise such as Sexercise; of course we emphasize that these are estimates only - the exact calories burned will vary depending on the relative weight of you and your partner and the effort you put into your Sexercise. Interestingly, the approximate same numbers of calories are burned irrespective of age or height! Trainer Weight of Trainer - kg (lb) Calories Burnt During Sex / 10mins Calories Burnt During Sexerc
Sexercise For Her: Lower Body
Reverse Mastery Squats How It Works: The male sits on the edge of the bed or couch, slightly leaning back on his supporting arms. The female sits back onto the male’s lap with her legs outside of his; he enters her. The female repeated lifts and lowers herself off and on the male by use of her legs only. Do approximately 15 repetitions x 3 sets, resting for 45 seconds between each set. What It Works: This exercise primarily works the female’s thigh (quadriceps) and bottom (gluteus) muscles. Difficulty: Low. Asian Cowgirl Squats How It Works: The male lays on his back with knees slightly bent, while the female straddles his waist facing him; the male supports the female’s body weight with his hands under her bottom; he enters her. The female then straightens and bends her knees in a controlled manner to raise and lower her body. Do approximately 15 repetitions x 3 sets, resting for 45 seconds between each set. What It Works: The female partner's thigh
Sex Ed
"Come on boys let's take our seats and settle down," Helen Boyer said to her class of twenty two boys, "we've got a lot of things to cover this afternoon, so let's get cracking!!!" "I heard from the girls that you got a little bit side tracked during fifth hour," one of the boys in the back row cracked, "do ya think we can have the same kind off fun!?!" There was tittering all over the room and Miss Boyer had to use her ruler on her desk to restore order, but she ignored the question and told the boys to open their books to page two fifty two!!! "Oh, man," Billy Ford opined, "never liked 'em, and never will use one!!!" "I assume that you're referring to our subject for the day, which is condoms," Miss Boyer asked smoothly!?! "That's right," Billy shot back quickly, "I'm strictly a bare back rider, no glove for this boy's dick!!!" There was a smattering of applause and a few "way to tell her's" from some of the other boys in the room, so Helen Boyer let them have their say, but as soon
Sex Education
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as
The 7 Sexes!!!
there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you'. The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular) The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex . This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in fr

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