Sex can give you a headache. Here's how I know this:
Ok...lets say you're a Marine. You just naturally love The Marine's Hymn, right? Right. It's not like you get to hear it every day, even when you're in the Corps you know.... Anyway...let's say you're goin at it with your first wife. Everyone has one of those, you know.... a "starter wife." So you have the tv on for just the right amount of light and yer goin at it like rats. Well, as "The Sands Of Iwo Jima" (God bless John Wayne) is going off, The Marine's Hymn plays. Now.....if you are ever in this situtaion, do not, and I repeat: DO NOT, DO NOT stop what you are doing to listen to the song. This will cause an immediate and sharp pain in the side of your head. Now, since it was the right side of my head, I'm guessing it was a left hook but I wasnt lookng so I don't know for sure. But I do know not to do this again.
