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Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sexiest Male Dj Contest
I WOULD LIKE TO HOLD A CONTEST WITH THE SEXIEST MALE DJ ON CT IM LOOKING FOR 20 DJ'S TO JOIN. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE SEND ME A CMAIL . OR COME SEE ME IN CLUB FANTASIA. 1st PLACE WILL GET A 7 DAY BLAST 2nd PLACE WILL GET A 3 DAY BLAST 3rd PLACE WILL GET A SILVER MOTORCYCLE AND ALL OTHER ENTRIES WILL GET A CHERRY TAP KEG! ~Delicious Vixen~Club Fantasia Co-Owner~{CHERRY SNATCHER PIMPETTE}~Boats CT Wife~@ CherryTAP
Sexist
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Why did the woman cross the road? Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!? Why don't women wear watches? There's a clock on the stove. Why do women have short feet? So they can stand closer to the stove. Why don't women need drivers licenses? There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen. Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman. How many men does it take to open a beer? -None, it should be opened when she brings it to you. What do you call the useless flesh around the vagina? The woman. A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes." The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank ac
Sexiest Texan Girl Contest Winners
Papi RH@ CherryTAP Sexiest Texan Girl Contest Winners texas bomber of ct ~ct wife to pastor andy@ CherryTAP Cherry Bucks-25,000 Greeneyed Texas Girl~Sarah is home safe. Thank you all so much for your prayers~@ CherryTAP Cherry Bucks-10,000 ~SWEET SEXY LATINA~CLUB F.A.R. MEMBER~QUEEN OF BEARCLAN FAMILY~ROUND TABLE BOMBERS~@ CherryTAP Cherry Bucks-5,000
Sex Info
[edit] Penetrative positions These positions involve the insertion of a penis or other phallus (such as a strap-on dildo) into a vagina or anus. The missionary position [edit] Penetrating partner on top with front entry These positions are primarily used vaginally, although some can also be used for anal sex. The basic position is called the missionary position. In it, the receiving partner lies on their back with their legs apart. The penetrating partner lies on top of the receiving partner, facing them. The following variations are possible: The penetrating partner stands in front of the receiving partner, whose legs dangle over the edge of a bed or some other platform.[2] The receiving partner lies on their back. The penetrating partner stands and lifts the receiving partner's pelvis for penetration. A variant is for the receiving partner to rest their legs on the penetrating partner's shoulders. The receiving partner lies on their back, with their legs pulled up str
Sexiest Female Dj Contest Now Open
COME HELP ALL THESE SEXY FEMALE DJ'S dj sassy dj milf dj shawbaby dj sweet dj devil bitch dj lezka dj cyber dj vampire dj babygirl dj shadowdancer dj troublesum dj isis
Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sexiest Female Update
DJ UPDATES SEXIEST FEMALE DJ CONTEST UPDATE! COME HELP YOUR FAVORITE DJ! DJ VAMPIRE 3263 DJ LEZKA 3218 DJ ISIS 2533 DJ CYBER 486 DJ MILF 810 DJ BABYGIRL 128 DJ SHAWBABY 455 DJ TROUBLESUM 263 DJ SHADOWDANCER 7 DJ DEVIL WITCH 6
Sexism
i talked to some girl today on this web site and she told me "all men are pigs but I love my man" that is not not love to say something like that, it's hate.
Sexiest Bald Man Contest Now Open For Rating & Voting!
*~*~*~*SEXIEST BALD MAN CONTEST*~*~*~*~*NOW OPEN FOR VOTING & RATING!!!**~*~*~* RULES: 1)RATES AND COMMENTS COUNT 2)COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED! 3)CONTEST WILL GO ON FOR ONE WEEK, STARTING MAY 19(SATURDAY) AND ENDING MAY26(SATURDAY) at MIDNIGHT , EST.(EAST COAST TIME). 4)WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON SUNDAY MAY 27TH VIA BULLETIN BOARD AND WILL RECIEVE A BIG PIMPIN GIFT. COME RATE AND COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE SEXY BALD MAN!! HERE ARE OUR CONTESTANTS: 1BadMan Bear Head Enforcer @ Scooterbar and Coyote Ugly Brian/Twinkie Crazy Johnny the d.j. txitalianstallion captainfabulous hardcoremp Jerry lickthetoad nik TO VOTE CLICK ON LINK BELOW (REMEMBER >>> RATES *AND* COMMENTS COUNT!*) http://cher
Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Is Like A Gas Station
Sex is like a gas station.Sometimes you get full service, sometimes you have to ask for service, and sometimes you have to be happy with self service!
Sexiest Tongue Piercing Contest..
ok..I have entered my self in the sexiest tongue piercing contest..was a joke to begin with..but anyway..here's the link..help me out..lol http://cherrytap.com/images.php?u=875624&albumid=357475
Sexiest Bald Man Winner Is.......
CONGRATULATIONS GOES OUT TO *Buster HYman*.... for winning the SEXIEST BALD MAN CONTEST! Congrats, Buster! (*Buster will be recieving a big pimpin gift,his pic link posted on MY page for ONE week!, a free morph and a dozen MORE roses for winning*) βûṨṪḜṞ ἯὛṁḁᾔ™@ CherryTAP ***EVERY GUY that entered in to the contest will be recieving a free morph along with another small gift for entering*** I would also like to say a big THANX to ALL the guys that entered the contest, you're all winners to me and to your friends! xoxoxo's and lotz of luv to each and every one of ya........... Rose ~aka~ Jade :D
Sexiest Eyes For A Male
Hey all I need your help if you will I need to be bombed!!!!!!!!!!! Sweetdaddy_k...W.C.M (Purdy Family) Mafia Soldier Heres the link
Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sexiest Feet Contest!!!
% SEXIEST FEET CONTEST % Who has the sexiest feet? Submit your pic and find out, in my Sexiest Feet Contest!!! *IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE SEND THE LINK FOR THE PIC YOU WOULD LIKE TO ENTER *NO NSFW PIX ALLOWED *COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED *SELF BOMBING ALLOWED *PIC RATINGS ARE IN PLAY @ 10 COMMENTS FOR EACH 10 *TOP (3) PIX WITH MOST COMMENTS W/ COMBINED RATINGS, WINS *CONTEST TO RUN A FULL (7) DAYS, BEGIN AT NOON AND END AT NOON (CST), AS SOON AS I HAVE ENOUGH ENTRIES *PRIZES WILL BE GIVEN DURING THE NEXT HAPPY HOUR FOLLOWING THE CONTEST PRIZES: 1ST PRIZE: OR 2nd PRIZE: OR 3RD PRIZE: OR Luscious♥Mami of Club F.A.R.@ CherryTAP PLEASE MESSAGE ME IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS AND MUCH LOVE TO ALL MA SEXI CHERRIES!!! HUGS, SONYA XOXOX
Sex Is Good For The Body
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities o
Sexiest Lesbian/bisexual On Ct Contest
Alright Everyone I Am Having A Sexiest Lesbian/Bisexual On Ct Contest If Any Women Would Like To Enter My Contest Contact Me Fuccky ¢¾ Dj Sinisters Ct Wifey¢¾ Club F.A.R.@ CherryTAP Rules Are Anyone Under A 5 Can Not Vote I Do Mean That U Can Comment Yourself Comment Bombing Is Allowed Rates In Case Of A Tie Will Count The Contest Will Be On The 6/11 through 6/25 At 3pm(est) Good Luck All Who Enter Prizes Are As Followed 1st Place- Rolex 2nd Place- Diamond Ring 3rd Place- Diamond Earrings All Of The Gifts Will Be Awarded On A Happy Hour Tryst Lesbian Comments | Lesbian Personals Lesbian/Bi Myspace Comments Comments for Friends - MyPsace.org
Sexiest Feet Contest Opens Now!!!!
% SEXIEST FEET CONTEST% WHO’S GOT THE SEXIEST FEET? VOTE NOW!! BOMB AWAY!! (Save your favorites to your browser so you can help them win! Top 3 wins!! FitIsis Lori & Dave *{Twisted Radio Promotions}*--MYSTERY'S PIMP!!! JJ (FAN me and i will ADD you) Club F.A.R Member ♥ red wing hunny ♥ ilessthan3yoo Sexy Babygirl Wes Goddess Ludmillia LilMissVixen Lovstosmile longlegs069me For contest prize and info, please check out my blog: http://cherrytap.com/blog/87454 Thanks and much love to all!! Please repost!! Luscious♥Mami
Sex In The Irish Tradition
THE PREPARATION Friday Night is very much love-night for the Irish man. Arriving back from the pub, having partaken of the traditional Irish aphrodisiac - 12 pints Guinness, and some fish and chips, his mind set on one thing - LOVE! Or as he say's himself "the ride." His lust, at fever pitch, after the sensuous excitement of a hard night's dominoes, he approaches his beloved wife, enticing her with gentle words of passion - "Any chance of me hole then love?" The good lady in question perhaps over excited by the erotic smell of Guinness or the sensuous vision of chips sticking to his chin, is at first somewhat reluctant. This coy reluctance is expressed with the flirtatious "Would ye ever fuck off!" FOREPLAY Foreplay is very important indeed. This basically consists of the male, whipping off his slightly soiled Y fronts provocatively at his wife, that usually land skid-mark side down, as he approaches the bed gyrating
Sexiest Moment In Tv History
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Sexiest Feet Contest
% SEXIEST FEET CONTEST% WHO’S GOT THE SEXIEST FEET? VOTE NOW!! BOMBS AWAY!! CONTEST RUNS A FULL 7 DAYS ENDING JUNE 11TH @ NOON (CST) – TOP 3, WINS!! Help Me out, Not my best Pic, But vote a lil if u want. LilMissVixen For contest prize and info, please check out my blog: http://cherrytap.com/blog/87454 Thanks and much love to all!! Please repost!! Luscious♥Mami
Sexiest Ct Couple Contest
COMMENT BOMB THIS PICTURE FOR ME I WOULD LIKE TO WIN
Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 139 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sexiest Male Body Pass Info Along Please
Sexiest Male Body In ct June 23rd 6pm eastern - ENDS WHEN GOAL IS REACHED MUST HAVE A VALID SALUTE TO ENTER 1ST PLACE= 7 DAY BLAST MUST REACH 15000 COMMENTS 2ND PLACE= 64 Impala GOAL 10000 COMMENTS 3RD PLACE= SILVER MOTORCYCLE GOAL 5000 COMMENTS NO fRESHMEAT LEVEL 5 OR ABOVE RATE AND FAN BEFORE ENTERING ANYTHING ELSE GOES >>>>>>SELF COMMENT BOMBING WILL BE ALLOWED HOST IS christina of the Whips and Chains Society~D-Generation X Fam~H.T.A.~Darkangels~CT Wife of BioHazard@ CherryTAP (repost of original by 'christina of the Whips and Chains Society~D-Generation X Fam~H.T.A.~Darkangels~CT Wife of BioHazard' on '2007-06-14 08:01:33') (repost of original by 'Pr03ffect C.T HUBBY TO KILLER BLUE EYES H.T.A C0- F0UNDER' on '2007-06-14 08:13:59') (repost of original by 'Dan member of HTA grenade launcher' on '2007-06-14 08:48:14')
Sex In A Storm, Now That's Hot!!!!
You're driving around with the woman of your dreams and a storm rolls in. You've always wanted to have sex outside in a storm, so you ask her if she would. She says she's game so you pull off to a secluded spot and you both get out of the car. You walk around the car and meet her at the front. The rain is pouring down as you grab her against you and kiss her passionately. Lightning flashes overhead and thunder booms off in the distance as you start to pull her soaked t-shirt over her head. You throw it onto the hood of the car and unhook her bra, letting her plump mounds fall freely. You slowly move your mouth down her chin and neck to her luscious chest, devouring them one at a time. She starts shoving your shirt off of your body, wanting to feel your naked flesh next to hers. You shove her shorts down over her rounded buttocks and they slide down to pool at her ankles. She's standing before you, rain running down her body, her soaked thong molded to her body. She kicks her shorts awa
Sexiest Cleavage Contest
this beautiful lady is in a best clevage contest in ct please click on this pic and comment bomb like crazy thank you
Sex Is Good For You!!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals
Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 159 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sexiest Mom
ok dont know how do all the pretty graphics but im holding a contest called sexiest mom on cherrytap..i need twenty moms... i would like to start the contest on sunday july 1st and end it july 8th thats if i get all my moms in by that time gifts will be 1. first place will get a 3 day blast 2. second place will get a 1 day blast 3. third place will get diamond earrings rules are... 1.must fan,add,and rate the host 2.you must have a salute photo in your pics 3.anything goes except using scripts or whatever else to cheat. 4.no one under a level 5 can bomb you 5.comment bombing yourself is allowed 6.no downrating or any type of drama will be tolerated if you are interested pls shoutbox me lovlymom and let me know.here is my link,, [ CherryTAP.com photo: 2678644761 ]
Sexiest Mom Contest
ok dont know how do all the pretty graphics but im holding a contest called sexiest mom on cherrytap..i need twenty moms... i would like to start the contest on sunday july 1st and end it july 8th thats if i get all my moms in by that time gifts will be 1. first place will get a 3 day blast 2. second place will get a 1 day blast 3. third place will get diamond earrings rules are... 1.must fan,add,and rate the host 2.you must have a salute photo in your pics 3.anything goes except using scripts or whatever else to cheat. 4.no one under a level 5 can bomb you 5.comment bombing yourself is allowed 6.no downrating or any type of drama will be tolerated if you are interested pls shoutbox me lovlymom and let me know.here is my link,, [ CherryTAP.com photo: 2678644761 ]
Sex In The Dark
Sex in the Dark There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
Sexiest Morh Contest
I am having my 1st contest. "SEXIEST MORPH CONTEST" I need at least 10 people to enter. Contest will start when I have the 10 and run for 1 week. The RULES are 1. Morph must be SAFE FOR WORK 2. No down rates 3. You may comment bomb & rate yourself Winners will be 1st & 2nd for the most comments, and 1st for the most rates. So all you gals & guys get your sexy morphs links to me fast. Thanks becbec becbec@ CherryTAP
Sexiest Morph Contest Will Start Sunday
SEXIEST MORPH CONTEST WILL START SUNDAY JULY 8TH 6 PM CST AND END SUNDAY JULY 15TH 6 PM CST I WILL POST BULLETINS OF THE CONTESTANTS THERE IS STILL TIME TO ENTER GET YOUR ENTRIES TO ME BEFORE NOON CST ON JULY 8TH THANKS BECBEC becbec@ CherryTAP
Sexiest Morph Contest Now Open
SEXIEST MORPH CONTEST HAS NOW STARTED!!!YOU HAVE EXACTLY 1 WEEK !!! SO GO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE!! HERE ARE YOU CONTESTANTS!!! The RULES are 1. Morph must be SAFE FOR WORK 2. No down rates 3. You may comment bomb & rate yourself Winners will be 1st & 2nd for the most comments, and 1st for the most rates. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m NAUGHTY BROWN EYED GIRL Canadian Bad Boy Web Developer Of Team Shocker Chain Gang Bitch Redneck Bitch Superman's Wiccanangel ~*Wifey to Superman*~ of Shady's S*U*P* SEXYNAUGHTYMILF llittleasianhottie butterflyowner of butterfly angels lounge and native american lounge fire dragon sxyicegrl_cali
Sexiest Morph Contest
I am in my 1st contest. If you have time can you come at least rate me... Comment bomming is also allowed. The RULES are 1. Morph must be SAFE FOR WORK 2. No down rates 3. You may comment bomb & rate yourself Winners will be 1st & 2nd for the most comments, and 1st for the most rates. Just Click on the pic below and Rate and comment bomb away.. Thank You 'Fire Dragon(Angel Family )'
Sexiest Morph Contest
I am in the "Sexiest Morph Contest". If you have time can you come at least rate me... Comment bomming is also allowed. The RULES are 1. Morph must be SAFE FOR WORK 2. No down rates 3. You may comment bomb & rate yourself Winners will be 1st & 2nd for the most comments, and 1st for the most rates. Just Click on the pic below and Rate and comment bomb away.. Thank You 'Fire Dragon(Angel Family )'
Sex I Q
You have a sexual IQ of 141 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sexiest Singles Contest!!
The Sexiest Singles Contest!! Click Pictures to vote for me and my boyfriend. ~I Love Iceman00725~ Iceman00725 Please and Thank You!!!
The Sexiest Singles Contest!
The Sexiest Singles Contest!! Click Pictures to vote for me and my boyfriend. ~I Love Iceman00725~ Iceman00725 Please and Thank You!!!
Sexiest Singles Contest!!
The Sexiest Singles Contest!! Click Pictures to vote for me and my boyfriend. ~I Love Iceman00725~ Iceman00725 Please and Thank You!!! Make sure you repost!
Sex (i Liked It So I Put It In My Blog)
1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to be in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/LICK me ? Answer: 4. Would u fuck me hard? Answer: 5. Would u hav sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to hav sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would u have phone sex with me? Answer: 18. Would u cheat on me? Answer: 20. If I gave u my heart would you love it or let it go? Answer: 21. Would you do me once and
Sexiest Man Contest
Ok ladies, help me out in my first official contest PLEASE!!??!?!?!?! I'll make it worth your while *w* Please repost also http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=755363&albumid=458374&i=4121224767
Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 123 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sexiest Milf
HEY EVERYONE COME ON IN AND RATE AND BOMB THIS BEAUTIFUL MILF PLS PLS PLS.....THANK YOU
Sexiest Pic Awared
1.) Go to the profile of the person who posted this bulletin 2.) Pick their SEXIEST picture and post a comment saying "SEXIEST PICTURE AWARD" *NOW THE FUN PART* 3.) Repost this bulletin and see how many comments you get on your pics
~~sexiness~~
is a state of mind. if u believe in urself that u are sexy, u are. one should never under estimate themselves. never let another tell them otherwise. big, small or in between, sexiness is in ur mind, who u are and how u carry urself.
Sex Is Good For You
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============ = 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============ = 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============ = 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============ = 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============ = 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals calle
The Sexiest Eyes Contest......
Come one come all....Stop by and help my homie out in the Sexiest eyes contest.....have a great weekend....peace all....
Sex Is On Hold!
I have met several people and swingers on fubar and have enjoyed sexual encounters. You may have noticed that those adventures are on hold right now. I have been bed ridden for a while now and I gained 35 pounds in the process and lost a lot of muscle. Once august is over and my illness is not so bad the weight will go and the strength will come back, it has always happened naturally this way in the past. This is not a weight issue for me, it is an energy issue for me. And I need to have lots of energy for my preference in sexual encounters. Need my healthy knees back for a proper bounce. LOL. I hope to re-aquaint myself with some of you this fall and winter and meeting some new, safe, rambunctions, adventurous, experienced sexual mates and check mates.
Sexiest Milf Contest Results!!!
Here are the Sexiest MILFs on Fubar. 1st Place - 30 Day Blast Sweet D Please read my about me before adding me ÌñÐêþêñÐêñ† ßðmßêrz@ fubar 2nd Place - 7 Day Blast LOVLYMOM@ fubar 3rd Place - 3 Day Blast MishNumber1 - I'm Away Until 4th August But You Can Still Show Me FuBar Luv :D@ fubar And The MILF with the most Rates - Yacht AngelEyezTN FAN ME PLZ!!@ fubar Congrats to these ladies 4 ladies. THIS CONTEST WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY .:Coolest Guy Ever™ (FUBARS FINEST™):.@ fubar
Sex In Gaming
reprinted from ALWAYSBLACK once upon a time I was amazed to read Sen. Hillary Clinton’s statements in the LA Times expressing her shock and amazement upon learning of the existence of sexual activity in computer gaming. Her statements, although pointed in the direction of a particular game, sounded sort of inappropriately wide-eyed and innocent, and I thought to myself at that time: exactly *how* clueless does a person have to be to run for President of the USA? Of course given the course of the US government over the last several years, with Congress and Executive branches sort of agreeing together that civil liberties and traditional American assurances of freedom of expression are old fashioned and out of date, I would guess that my question is merely rhetorical. After all, we are presently governed by an administration that feels strongly that duct tape can protect people in the event of a terrorist attack. But I did not pick up my pencil to berate Sen. Clinton, although I
Sex In The Bathroom
I see you over there looking at me. We play the game of eye throw for a while… I just happened to walk over to you and drop my purse. Do you see that big ass… Do you see that nice waist… Do you see the arch in my back… What are you thinking… What are you contemplating… Follow me……….. We are in the stall… We got to keep quiet while people come in… I go down to not only see what you're working with… But I got to taste and smell that thang too… I help you rise to the moment… Emergent in my mouth… You respond. Poking me in the back… Vexation to my tonsils… I allow you… I want you… The back of my head is grabbed… Are enjoying me… I like how you respond to me… Don't cum… My Turn… I squat down on an angle, pulling my thongs to the side… He teased me with his tongue… He parted my lips… He felt on my ass… He gripped tight… Bit and all… I pushed him away and prepared for the main course… I bent over and wedged himself into me. I took it… He jammed it… He came
Sexiest Curvy Redhead
Okay y'all I wanna host a new competition... This time for the sexiest curvy redhead! I want entries by Wednesday August 15th and voting will commerce that Friday the 17th and will run till midnight of Sunday the 26th ... If you are interested send me a mail and a link to your pic so i can upload it 1st prize (present worth 5000 Fubucks!) 2nd prize (present worth 3500 Fubucks!) 3rd prize (present worth 1500 FuBucks!) Comment bombing will be allowed! You 'll get one point per comment and 2 points per rating! Please repost this bulletin to reach as many ppl as possible
Sexiest Look Contest!! 12 Are Signed Up
The Cleavage Contest is doing well so plan on doing another one as the SEXIEST LOOK CONTEST!! So far we have 12, will there be any more?? Starts Tuesday the 14th and will run till Monday the 20th Anyone 18 - 70 can be in it. The thing that surprised me were the comments from the older women that didn't think they could compete with the younger ones in the cleavage contest. I think alot of the older women I asked have incredible breasts and cleavage....and are very sexy...So dont let age detour you.... The pics must not be NSFW. had a problem with one cleavage shot and she didn't get started for a day because of it. Again this contest will be for a SEX TOY and a BLAST!!!! Anyone with 2000 cooments will get a SEX TOY!! All contestants from the previous contest will be excluded in this one, lets give their fans a break. If your going to be in the contest you must have friends and fans that will Bomb comments for you.
Sexiest Look Contest Update :)
Well so far there are 11 people that joined this. Again its starting tomorrow evening :) And the other change is that anyone over 2000 points will get a Sex Toy... The Winner still gets a Blast and a Toy :)
Sexiest Look Contest
Please go here and leave as many comments as you can for my photo. They really dont have to say anything. A comment is a vote. And considering I am banned from making comments right now...I cannot even vote for myself like other contestants. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=261690&albumid=508343&i=3290783881 Please copy and paste this into your own blog and share it with your freinds family and fans. MUUUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHH, Merrick
Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 133 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sexies Lips Contest
PLEASE HELP BOME ME PLEASE
Sexiq146
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sexiest Pic
Yayyyy! Its time for the sexiest pic contest and I am entered!!!!!! Okay so click on the pic and rate and comment! It all counts and I want to win guys so help me out!!!
Sexiest Pic Contest
need lots of comments and ratings (especially ratings) http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=770546&albumid=525357&i=163982459
Sexiest Picture Contest With Updated Prizes
Kristan's Sexiest pic Contest This is a Bombing contest. Its scheduled to end on Sept 6, but I might have to end it on Sept 7th depending on work Comments are worth 1 point Rates are worth 5 points. Most points wins. New prizes have been added Prizes as follows. 1st place will get a one month VIP or a 7 day blast 2nd place will get a Porsche or Corvette 3rd place will get a Silver Motorcycle 4th place will get a Rolex 5th place will get a Diamond Ring or Men's Ring 6th place will get a Men's Braclet or Diamond Earrings Everyone that gets at least 1000 comments will get a platinum cherry. Everyone that enters will get a trophy. If you win and want your prizes to goto someone else please let me know in advance of prizes being given out. All contestants are STRONGLY encouraged to bomb themselves. No drama will be tolerated. Play nice. All decisions by the judges will be final GOOD LUCK TO ALL ----------------------------- Anyone i
Sexi Sunglasses
Ms.Maine is in Shadows sexi sunglasses contest that will be starting this Saturday. This will be good to get use in bombin shape for the BOMBFEST that starts 9-15. Have agreat night all. MSMAINE
Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sexiest Panty Shot
I NEED ALL ENTRIES IN BY THE 9TH OF SEPT. IF IM NOT HERE EMAIL THEM THRU TO MY FUBAR EMAIL IT RUNS TILL THE 1ST OF OCT. ITS A PRETTY SIMPLE CONTEST WITH LITTLE RULES.
Sexiest Picture Contest Standings 5pm 09-06-2007
Here are the current standings as of 5PM 09-06-2007 This contest ends Thursday night 10:30PM Eastern time. That means there is just a little over 5 hours left to bomb Bomb your favorite contestant often Don't forget Comments are worth 1 point Rates are worth 5 points. Most points wins. These totals are only the comments totals Name Comments 1 j-roxxx 41503 2 lil devil 37785 3 Nichole~Top Notch Glamour Chick 12132 4 Raema aka .:TITS:. 12095 5 Jenn 5005 6 DJ Asian Cat ~Manic Monkey Radio 4135 7 ac1d_eyez 2295 8 Dr.Angusmd Resident Dr. @ Crew Radio 1207 9 Beauty and The Beast 932 10 Riverheadted 510 11 Liquid Fantasy 498 12 Cute Lil Jellybean 455 13 Lisa Smith 415 14 Big Poppa 378 15 Misty 224 16 FallinAngel 197 17 da` Warrior` Dj` Kaijaw` da` Barbarian 111 18 Nicole AKA AOA1FREAK 49 19 Gretch 45 20 Passion Eyes 45 21 Blue eyed angel 13 22 Karen~the Bondswoman 11 23 ~TINA~HOTLIPSONFIRE~ 6 24 I hear you're still looking for me 6 25 Party L
Sexiest Picture Contest Final Standings 09-06-2007
Thanks to everyone that paticipated in my 1st contest. It turned out really well This contest is based on total points The total points is the number all the way over on the right side Name Comments Ratings Total points 1 j-roxxx 43658 382 45568 2 lil devil 39236 634 42406 3 Raema aka .:TITS:. 12815 124 13435 4 Nichole~Top Notch Glamour Chick 12515 128 13155 5 Jenn 5006 32 5166 6 DJ Asian Cat ~Manic Monkey Radio 4135 25 4260 7 ac1d_eyez 2295 34 2465 8 Beauty and The Beast 933 92 1393 9 Dr.Angusmd Resident Dr. @ Crew Radio 1207 14 1277 10 ~TINA~HOTLIPSONFIRE~ 850 31 1005 11 Passion Eyes 47 166 877 12 Gretch 49 165 874 13 Liquid Fantasy 500 72 860 14 Cute Lil Jellybean 456 69 801 15 Lisa Smith 416 70 766 16 FallinAngel 198 90 648 17 Riverheadted 510 18 600 18 Big Poppa 378 17 463 19 Misty 225 37 410 20 Nicole AKA AOA1FREAK 54 56 334 21 da` Warrior` Dj` Kaijaw` da` Barbarian 111 31 266 22 Karen~the Bo
Sexiest Dj Contest
OKAY YA'LL KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN A DJ FOR VERY LONG! I AM LOVING WHAT I DO AND LOVE BEING WITH GRAND THEFT RADIO! I HAVE DECIDED TO GIVE ANOTHER CONTEST A SHOT AND ENTER INTO THE SEXIEST DJ CONTEST! EVERYONE HAS BEEN TELLING ME THAT I AM SEXY, SO I THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE IT A SHOT! HELP ME OUT BY RATING AND COMMENT BOMBING THIS PIC BELOW! COME ON FRIENDS HELP ME WIN THIS ONE!
Sexiest Abs
Now taking contestants for the sexiest abs. (Male or Female) Send me a fu-mail with your pic link in it (so I know which one to rip) Make sure that your photo album is not blocking rips!!!! RULZ: 1. Self bombing is a MUST! 2. No pics are to be submitted that show anything below the belt... this is a NON-NSFW contest! 3. Do not bother or taunt other contestants. Check their comment #'s if you have to, but do not down-rate or use profanity towards others. If such a situation should arise, I want a screen shot for proof. 4. Ratings count as comments as well, so if your friends cannot comment bomb, at least have them rate. 5. Pics of YOU please!!! Do not go rip a picture of Brad Pitts abs and submit that as your own. Lets be real here, people. 6. Have good clean fun! PRIZES: First place: Choice between... One month VIP One week Blast 10 Ticker messages Second place: Three day blast Third place: One day Blast Fourth place: One Ticker messa
Sexiest Curvy Blonde Contest
Okay so i wanna host another contest: These are the rules: NO DRAMA (this includes downrating or leaving nasty comments or getting others to harass fellow participants). Comment bombing, self bombing or anything like that is allowed... The contest will start Sunday 9/16/07 at 3pm. Per rating (irregardless if it is a 10 or a 1) you get 2 points and 1 point per comment. Your pic will have your face in it and it will not be nude... Nsfw is allowed as the pic and folder will be marked as such! Prizes: A Gift Ticker (get to see your name scroll all over Fubar for a day) If the contest in total accumulates 100.000 points, if not we will agree on a prize. How will this be determined? Simply I will put up a post in this blog with a screenshot of my fupage where my fubucks are mentioned... Can't be more honest than that! I will need at least 7 contestants but prefer 10 or more! For more info hit me up on yahoo => Courageoussbastard73 Cuddles and hugs Chris
Sexiest Abs Contestants
HERE ARE THE CONTESTANTS (SO FAR) Pick your fave and bomb away! Most comments and rates by 5pm (est) on Thursday the 20th wins VIP or 1 week blast! BabyPhat Sexy Blonde Goddess Bambam Mjcb Rockin Livinghappy Good Luck you 6! May the sexiest abs win!!
Sexiest Smile Contest
http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=672595&albumid=543182&i=3903222498 this is my link pls rate and bomb me for the sexiest smile contest thanks to all my friends, sorry if this is'nt how you do this, but it's my first contest and first blog, sorry if i did it wrong (((hugs to all)))
Sexiest Legs Contest
OK SO I AM GOING TO BE IN A SEXY LEGS CONTEST AND I NEED ALL MY FRIENDS, FANS, FAMILY, FUTURE FRIENDS, EVERYONE TO HELP!! IF YOU HELP ME YOU WILL WIN FROM ME.......................... WHOEVER VOTES ALOT I PROMISE I WILL ADD YOU TO MY FAMILY IF YOUR NOT ALREADY ADDED AND TO UPDATE IT WITH FREAKY SEXY PICS ALL THE TIME. I WILL BLOW YOUR PAGE UP AND GIVE YOU MAD LOVE... SO HELP ME WIN IT AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU ARE A WINNER TOO!!!!!!!!! LOVE SEXY RERE XOXOXOXOXOXOX XOXOXOXOXOXOXO X XOXOXOXOXOXOX XOXOXOXOXOXOX X XOXOXOXOXOX XOXOXOXOX
Sex Is Sweet, Death Is Bitter, And Love Is Both.
It's gotten to the point that friend is just a four letter word to me Whenever I light the match I just get burned to the third degree. I hate to love you but I love to hate you And I hope beyond all that you can understand why I'm so fucking bitter I've been ran over so many damn times I feel colder than a city winter Love is only a word heard by those who have never owned it Somewhere along the line someone stole all of my useful components But I try not to get bogged down in the symantecs. Don't mind me, I'm just writing the words to a sermon that no one will hear And it's just my nature to be this damn sincere. Sometimes I wish that I had never been blessed with this curse.] I just scare away all the pretty ones with my thoughts so cloudy, yet so crystal clear. My only therapy is to kill this fucking verse. My only real regret is that it never seems to work. Each time I get burned, my rise from the ashes gets stunted by my own mind set. Each time I try
Sexiest Supergirl Contest
Hey Yall... It's time for the 3rd annual Sexiest Supergirl Contest... It open to all women... But the catch is... You have to be wearing a Supergirl "S" Symbol somewhere on you in the picture... and NO you can't just draw a S in marker on you and expect to enter that way... The current winner has won for 2 straight years and I'm wondering if there is anyone out there that can De-throne her... All people entering send me an Email on here saying you want to enter and what picture you wanna use... Just click on the link below and tell me you wanna enter Kent (Superman Of The JLM)@ fubar
Sexiest Supergirl Contest Rules
The rules of the Sexiest Supergirl contest are as such... NO NAKED PICS Must have a supergirl Logo on your clothes or tattoo... No drawing a supergirl logo on you to use as the supergirl mark used for the contest Winner will be determined by Rates x Comments SELF VOTING IS ALLOWED
Sexiest Legs Of Fubar Contest!!!
OK EVERYONE THE "SEXIEST LEGS ON FUBAR" CONTEST HAS NOW STARTED CLICK ON THE LINKS BELOW AND SUPPORT OUR CONTESTANTS..... RATE AND LEAVE AS MANY COMMENTS AS YOU CAN CAUSE THE LADY WITH THE MOST GETS A ONE MONTH VIP!!!! SPECIAL THANKS TO ANYONE AND EVERYONE WHO HELPS MY BEST FRIEND KRISTEN AND I BY COMMENTING AS MUCH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE THE NEXT FEW DAYS! I LOVE YOU ALL! MUAH! XOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXO BOMBING IS WELCOME NO PROGRAMS!!!!! NO BLANK COMMENTS!!! NO BLASTING!!!! NO SCRIPTS!!!!!!! click on the pic below to vote for Kristen and I!
Sex In The Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sexiest Females On Fubar Show Some Love
ATTENTION EVERYONE: BELOW YOU WILL FIND SOME OF THE SEXIEST WOMEN ON FUBAR. NOT ONLY ARE THESE WOMEN SUPER HOTT AND SEXY, BUT THEY ARE SOME OF THE SWEETEST FEMALES YOU WILL EVER MEET. FAN THEM, RATE THEM, ADD THEM, AND GIVE THESE SEXY MOFOS A NICE HARD SPANKING. THEY LOVE IT! :) -->♥AsH.WєєE Aka Canadian Bad Boys "Bad Girl"@ fubar ★ANGEL~BABY★ ®™ (FU BAD B*TCH) ★PLZ RATE MY PROFILE~TY★@ fubar Submissive ~ FU Wifey 2 Casey ~Jeezy Party Girl@ fubar Riot Girl -KKs FULovah- Stangs UG Brat-@ fubar *SweetPeach2003*BLUEDEMON PERSONAL SECRETARY* FAN* RATE* ADD* CRUSH*@ fubar CASEY ~ CEO OF THE SYNDICATE...FU WIFEY OF SUBMISSIVE AND RAYNE. OFFICAL JEEZY PARTY GIRL@ fubar NSFW_MILF™ [[DRUNK1's TOP STALKER 24/7]]@ fubar I Love Sporks -add me as a fan before you add me as a friend-@ fubar
Sexiest Friends!!!!
YOU ARE ONE OF MY SEXIEST FRIENDS!!!! _________####___####___________ _______################_________ _____####################_______ ____#########_#_##########______ _######_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#######___ __#######______#_#_###########__ _____###_____#_____########_____ ______#_____#____########_______ _____#_____#_____####___________ ____#______#___#_#______________ ____#_____#_____##______________ ____#_________#_##______________ _____#______#_#_#_______________ ______#__#_#_#_#________________ _________###____________________ YOUV'E BEEN LICKED!!! SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW YOU THINK THEY ARE DELICIOUSLY SEXY TOO!!!!
Sexiest Females On Fubar Train ( New Faces Added 9/27)
ATTENTION EVERYONE: BELOW YOU WILL FIND SOME OF THE SEXIEST WOMEN ON FUBAR. NOT ONLY ARE THESE WOMEN SUPER HOTT AND SEXY, BUT THEY ARE SOME OF THE SWEETEST FEMALES YOU WILL EVER MEET. FAN THEM, RATE THEM, ADD THEM, AND GIVE THESE SEXY MOFOS A NICE HARD SPANKING. THEY LOVE IT! :) OUR CONDUCTOR AND OFFICIAL SEXY BODY GUARD: RJEEZY۞NeaNeas Everything۞C.W.O.F President۞@ fubar AND NOW FOR THE SEXY LADIES: ۞Neabear۞JEEZY'S 1AND ONLY۞@ fubar -->♥AsH.WєєE Aka Canadian Bad Boys "Bad Girl"@ fubar ★ANGEL~BABY★ ®™ (FU BAD B*TCH) ★PLZ RATE MY PROFILE~TY★@ fubar Submissive ~ FU Wifey 2 Casey ~Jeezy Party Girl@ fubar Riot Girl -KKs FULovah- Stangs UG Brat-@ fubar *SweetPeach2003*BLUEDEMON PERSONAL SECRETARY* FAN* RATE* ADD* CRUSH*@ fubar CASEY ~ CEO OF THE SYNDICATE...FU WIFEY OF SUBMISSIVE AND RAYNE. OFFICAL JEEZY PARTY GIRL
Sexiest Eyes Contest
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Sexiest Eye Contest
Click Either Pic To Go To Norma Jean's Fubar Page
Sexiest Jersey Contest...send Those Pics In
Ok it is time for the SEXIEST JERSEY CONTEST. Ladies start digging out your jerseys and time to show off your favorite team. I will be hosting this contest for two weeks. as soon as i have atleast 15 contestants the contest will begin. P.S. I KNOW THERE ARE ALOT OF YOU LADIES THAT HAVE JERSEY PICS SO DONT BE SHY LETS HAVE SOME FUN. I will post another bulliten so every one will know when it starts. The rules are going to be simple. 1) there will be NO DRAMA... 2) no down rating.. 3) self commenting is allowed and recommended.. 4) one more thing to all that join..you must aleast rate everyone who is in the contest.. Please send your pics to me in a private message or tell me which one you would like for me to rip from your page. So lets get this party started ladies.. FIRST PLACE PRIZE IS 1 MONTH VIP SECOND PLACE PRIZE IS 7 DAY BLAST THIRD PLACE PRIZE IS 3 DAY TICKER PLEASE REPOST THIS SO THAT ALL YOUR FRIENDS CAN SEE. NEW UPDATE. THERE ARE NOW 9 LOVELY
Sexiest Eyes Contest
last day please rate and leave some love :-P I am in the sexiest eyes contest runs from today until the 13th at midnight.Please rate first then Please comment bomb this link...pleaseee lol Thanks all!
Sexiest Eyes Contest...
All my friends...vote for me for the sexiest eyes contest! Mauh thanks! http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1120781&albumid=599273&i=1839362919
Sexiest Attitude
This contest runs for a week...please stop in and show him some love by leaving comments
Sexiest Halloween Costume Contest
LOOKING FOR 20 CONTESTANTS. STILL NEED 10 MORE ENTRIES. . . WILL BEGIN: OCTOBER 21 @ 9:00 PM (EST) ENDING: NOVEMBER 1 @ 9:00 PM (EST)   PRIZES 1ST PLACE: 3 MONTH VIP OR 30 DAY BLAST 2ND PLACE: 7 DAY BLAST And BIG PIMP GIFT 3RD PLACE: 1 DAY BLAST And BIG PIMP GIFT RULES: · All Entrants must fan, rate and add Host · No NSFW pics allowed. · Must play well with others. This means NO downrating. · Comment Bombing is a must. · Self Bombing is encouraged .
Sexiest Legs
Hello to all my friends and fans, I entered the sexiest legs contest on here and would appreciate your votes and comments. I’ve never won anything before and I think I might have half a chance at least I hope. I can only win with your comments and votes. I know it's not the greatest pic but it's the best I have right now. Please show the love and vote for me. Thank you for your time. Peace, Angie Here is the link to go to: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=820336&i=363999137
Sexiest Grandma?? Hmmm
OK.. I finally through myself in a contest.. sooo it starts tomorrow @ 10 am.. Its the Sexiest Grandparent or parent contest. Of course I am trying out for the grandparent..lol well heres the link to the bullentin I entered. WHen it starts, I would appriecate it if you all could throw me some comments :) I will return the luv. ty :) I havent had much time in the passed week or so to be shouting in my shoutbox. I do apoligize, just been very very busy. Either way in the next couple weeks things will slow down for me :)
Sexiest People On Fubar....
SEXIEST PEOPLE ON FUBAR....WHEN YOU BEEN HIT YOU GOTTA SEND THIS PLAYBOY BUNNY TO ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE YOU KNOW INCLUDIN DA PERSON THAT SEND IT TO YOU... ___$$$$$$$___________$$$$$$$ _____$$$$$$$$_______$$$$$$$$ ______$$$$$$$$$_____$$$$$$$ ________$$$$$$$$____$$$$$$$ _________$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$$ ____________$$$$$$$$$$$$$ _______________$$$$$$$$$ __________$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ _______$$$___$$$$$$$$$$$$ ______$$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$$$$ _____$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ______$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ _______$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ___________$$$$$$$$$$$$$ __________$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 1-3-U MIGHT BE CUTE 4-6-U FINE 6-8-U SEXXY 8-10-U ARE SOOOO SEXXXXXXYYYYYYY
Sexiest People On Fubar
SEXIEST PEOPLE ON FUBAR....WHEN YOU BEEN HIT YOU GOTTA SEND THIS PLAYBOY BUNNY TO ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE YOU KNOW INCLUDIN DA PERSON THAT SEND IT TO YOU... ___$$$$$$$___________$$$$$$$ _____$$$$$$$$_______$$$$$$$$ ______$$$$$$$$$_____$$$$$$$ ________$$$$$$$$____$$$$$$$ _________$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$$ ____________$$$$$$$$$$$$$ _______________$$$$$$$$$ __________$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ _______$$$___$$$$$$$$$$$$ ______$$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$$$$ _____$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ______$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ _______$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ___________$$$$$$$$$$$$$ __________$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 1-3-U MIGHT BE CUTE 4-6-U FINE 6-8-U SEXXY 8-10-U ARE SOOOO SEXXXXXXYYYYYYY 2 hr ago reply | delete comment |
Sexiest Cowgirl Contest
The Sexiest Cowboy on Fubar "Superman" wants to know if you are the sexiest cowgirl on Fubar... So all you need to do is send your pictures of yourself to enter the contest to the link below... 1st place - 3-day Blast 2nd place - Ticker 3rd place - Platuim Cherry Do you have what it takes to be a FUBARS SEXIEST COWGIRL???? Superman (Founder Of The JLM)... (Fubar engaged to Dawn)(Owned By Meowbaby for 48 hours)@ fubar
Sexiest Parent Contest
Hey y'all, just wanted to post a link for the contest that I'm in, it's for the sexiest parent click the link here (http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=398434&i=1693081037) rate and/or comment on it please, thanx a bunch
Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 160 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sexiest Picture
1.) Go to the profile of the person who posted this bulletin... 2.) Pick their SEXIEST picture and post a comment under it saying: "SEXIEST PICTURE " * * NOW THE FUN PART * * 3.) Repost this bulletin and see how many comments you get on your own pictures...
~sexi Gurl!!!!~
Ok i just want to let yall kno dat my gurl just joined and itd be really cool if yall showed her dat FUBAR iz HELLA betta then MYSPACE!!! Yall betta show sum luv to my gurl! preggers13@ fubar
Sexiest Cowgirl Conest Information
The sexiest cowgirl contest has been postponed for one week... I will start Saturday October 27, 2007 at 3PM(EST) and end Sunday, November 4th at 9PM(EST). Sorry for the postponing... but it can't be advoided... but on a good note the prizes for the winners have changed... 1st Place: 7 day Blast 2nd place: 3 day Blast 3rd place: Ticker Prizes will be rewarded Monday, November 5th. So far we have 15 hot contestants... but I think we still need more... So I will be looking for more contestants. Superman
Sexiest Cowgirl Contest Information
The sexiest cowgirl contest has been postponed for one week... I will start Saturday October 27, 2007 at 3PM(EST) and end Sunday, November 4th at 9PM(EST). Sorry for the postponing... but it can't be advoided... but on a good note the prizes for the winners have changed... 1st Place: 7 day Blast 2nd place: 3 day Blast 3rd place: Ticker Prizes will be rewarded Monday, November 5th. So far we have 15 hot contestants... but I think we still need more... So I will be looking for more contestants. Superman
Sex Is Like A Rollercoaster
You get on with your partner. There is anxious anticipation as you start. You start slowly, climbing your way to the top. There are smiles exchanged, and giggles, maybe even caressing or hand holding. The excitement builds and builds. It nears the top. The expressions on faces become wondrous and excited. Then as it hits the pinnacle, things move very fast. There's a quick motion, the heart races with complete excitement; faces are all in total pleasure. Arms are flailing, heads are bouncing, and there is some noticeable screaming going on. The rest of the ride is up and down, twisting and turning, lots of bumping, sometimes in the light, sometimes in the dark. Sometimes there's a surprise, and sometimes it becomes all too familiar but always, always at the end, there's a big smile on the face. Hair is all messed up, and everyone is talking about how great it is, while some of them say, "I wanna go again!"
Sexing Me
sexing me smile for me pearly whites ignite this flame heating me ever so, gently look at me brown eyes piercing moistening lips causing hips to, gyrate. slowly. arousing me. invoking lightening tightening walls. so much thunder under my dress. touching me. skin's changing texture as smooth as your, pleasure. fingertips slide down me. push in me. seducing me. kiss me. forehead captured. webbed in the rapture of wet affection, erection brushing my thigh. you are, making me high sexing me. licking me. tasting, basting my surface with your, sweetness. intoxicating yourself with, mine. sexing me. penetrating at last the waiting is, over heels rest upon shoulders she pulls you deeper. sexing me. you caress her frame. sexing me. she's glad you came. sexing me she, calls your name completely forgetting hers and you're to blame she, thanks you sexing her....
Sexiest Cowgirl On Fubar
Superman is holding a Sexiest Cowgirl Contest I would love it if you could stop by, rate and comment on the below pic. Rate=10 points and Comments=1 so even if all you can do it rate that would be FABULOUS. I appreciate all those that have been helping me out. Much love, y'all.
Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Is Wonderful
Sex is Wonderful Sex is what ties us to one another. It’s human nature to want sex, to live for sex. Is there a more splendid feeling then being in the throes of orgasm? Giving you body over to someone, trusting that someone will put you on cloud nine. Then once your own orgasm is completed, isn’t it amazing how we want to give that same feeling to the one that just gave it to us? We master the act of sex improving our technique, so that the other person will think how amazing is she, how wonderful is she. To live without sex is to truly die.
Sexiest Older Man Contest
A Friend of mine entered me into the Sexiest Older Male Contest. Of you have 5 minutes to spare a few votes wouldn't go amiss. All Luv shown will be return as normal, just let me know you've posted a few votes Thanks Click the Thumbnail below to vote
Sex Iq Test
You have a Sexual IQ of 131 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sexinessssssssss
Wow!..Check Out All These Hot After Hours Staff!!..They Are All Great Chicks And Alot Of Fun To Talk To. Don't Know Them Yet?..Why Not Stop By Their Pages And Fan/Rate/Add Them..Heck Send Them A Message Too If You Want!..I Promise You Won't Be Sorry You Did! (d) ------------------------------------------ Manager ?Neabear?JEEZY'S R/L GIRL?AFTERHOURS MGR?AsH'S Lover@ fubar ------------------------------------------ Assistant Manager -->?AsH.WeeE..?AFTER HOURS ASST MGR?..?Nea's Lover?@ fubar ------------------------------------------ Head Greeter Southern Bi Princess {{{{FuBa?'s After Hours™ "CAM G!RL"}}}} PLZ R8, FAN, ADD@ fubar ------------------------------------------ Head Promoter ?Cryst@L?FuBa?'s After Hours™ Head Bartender & "CAM G!RL"}}}}@ fubar ------------------------------------------ Security
Sexiest Fubar Man Contest
I am entering the sexiest man on fubar contest. Need 35ooo comments to win and would love all my friends help. Before you can leave comments and bome you will need to rate,fan and add the host as a friend. Thanks to all that are willing to help me out with this. Love you all. Here is the link to the host and look at the her pictures and find mine in the folder for sexiest man on fubar. http://fubar.com/user/709063# here is the link after you rate,fan and add
Sexiest Man On Fabur
OH MY THE SEXIEST MAN ON FUBAR IN CONTEST STARTED AT 11 PM , COME BY AND SHOW YOUR LOVE Music Video: Your Bodys Callin by (R. Kelly) Music Video Code by Video Code Zone
Sexiest Eyes Contest Bulletin ( Male And Female Entrants Needed)
DUKK77~Owner Of Horny Fu Lounge~@ fubar ****************PLEASE REPOST AND GET THE WORD OUT,THANKS!************
Sexiest Man And Woman Contest !!!!!!!!!!!
Please vote for me for the sexiest woman. Here's the link........I need my friends to vote for me [ fubar.com photo: 1047702103 ]
Sexixest Man
I would like to thank Mel,Jen,Silly,Faithful1,Coach for all the help you guy's did in getting me the win in the sexiest guy in fubar contest. You guys reall worked your tails off everyday to get this finished fast. Thanks Cheekysue for all you did also. Thanks to the SBG Bombers family for all the love and support you have shown me. SBG Bombers rock. Hope that everyone has a Great Thanksgiving day. Try not to eat too much. Kim
Sexiest Man On Fubar Contest
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EACH AND EVERYONE FOR COMMENTING ME IN THE SEXIEST MAN ON FUBAR CONTEST WITHOUT YOU GUYS AND GIRLS I COULDNT HAVE DONE IT I FINISHED SECOND ALSO WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY FAMILY THE DEVILS OWN NIGHTHAWK BOMBRES EVERYONE OF YOU GUYS AND GIRLS YOU ROCK AND A SPECIAL THANKS TO MY VERY OWN PERSONAL FRIEND AND GRAPHIC DESIGHNER MRST. FOR HER DEDICATION AND HARD WORK AND TO SULTRY THE HOST FOR RUNNING A NO NONSENSE CONTEST UNTIL THE NEXT ONE PIECE
Sex Is Good Medicine
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ------------------------------------------------- 2. Gentle, relaxed, lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ------------------------------------------------- 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ------------------------------------------------- 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ------------------------------------------------- 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depre
Sexiest Abs/muscles Contest Hosted By Majically Delicious Milf
I need your comments to win!!!
Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 133 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sexiest Sfw Contest
Please check out Wolfie's sexiest SFW contest. This contest is rates only, comments do not count (but feel free to leave one if you want!) Here's my link:
Sexiest Eyes...... Vote Lol
well , I'm in another contest lol Come leave some rates n comments if you'd like,if not it's all good,thanx lol xoxo's ......Jade "sexiest eyes" lol Just click the pic to get there! lol
The Sexiest Peice Of Ass
A• R • I • E • S: The Hottest Kisser Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost. P • I • S • C • E • S: The Sexiest Piece of Ass Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high SEX appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost. C • A • P • R • I • C • O • R • N: THE BEST IN BED Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible, awesome kisser.gets what he or she wants.
Sex Is Like...
Sex is like a Gas station. Sometimes you get full service Sometimes you have to ask for service And sometimes you have to be happy with self-service...
The Sexiness Starts All Over!!!!
Fantasia back up and going strong!!!! come back and join the fun!!! The Fact that someone deleted Fantasia Once isnt gonna Stop us!!! DJ MINOU ON AIR JUST CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO JOIN CLUB FANTASIA WHERE THE PARTY NEVER STOPS 24/7
Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sexism!!!!
Eliminating Sexism in the Army through Policies and Training People everywhere deserve to be treated fairly. Treating people equal, promotes the feeling that we are equal, where as treating people differently promotes the idea we aren’t equal. Why treat someone different, if they are equal to you? Sometimes differences in intelligence, strength, and skill level have to be taken into consideration. If you limit someone with the proper skills from doing a job, or stop someone low in intelligence from being in charge of people, or making important decisions, then that makes sense. However important intelligence, and skill level are, the U.S. Army does NOT take those attributes into consideration when promoting people, and when it comes to how people are treated, intelligence seems to be looked down upon. One of the main attributes they do take into consideration when deciding how to treat someone is what kind of genitals they have. The longer your urethra is, the shorter your hair has
Sexiest Christmas Costume
THE SEXIEST CHRISTMAS COSTUMES CONTEST !!! WE NEED 20 CONTESTANTS..10 MEN AND 10 WOMEN..THIS CONTEST STARTS 12.12.07 - 12.19.07..THE DRAWING DATE WILL BE THE 21ST AT 5 PM AND WILL BE HELD IN CLUB NV THERE WILL ALSO BE UPDATES ANNOUNCED IF NEED BE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK BY DJ ENVII IN THE LOUNGE..MEN CONTESTANTS PLEASE REPORT TO DJ Envii AND THE LADIES PLEASE REPORT TO PASTOR CHOCOLATE BUNNY.. RULES 1. PICTURE MUST BE ABLE TO BE RIPPED, AS THEY WILL BE RIPPED INTO OUR PHOTO SECTION TO BE JUDGED BY THE AMOUNT OF COMMENTS THAT EACH ONE GETS. 2. ALL CONTESTANTS MUST HAVE A SALUTE.. 3. MUST RATE THE HOST..YOU CAN FAN AND ADD IF YOU WANT.. 4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED OR TOLERATED. YOU WILL BE DROPPED FROM THE CONTEST. 5. NO DOWN RATING!! YOU CAN RATE IF YOU WANT TO BUT THAT WON’T COUNT..THE AMOUNT OF COMMENTS YOU GET COUNTS.. 6.SELF BOMBING AND FAMILY IS ALLOWED. 7. IN CASE OF A TIE, THE PRIZES WILL BE SPLIT.. 8. MUST VISIT THE LOUNGE A FEW TIM
Sexiest Christmas Costume...
THE SEXIEST CHRISTMAS COSTUMES CONTEST !!! WE NEED 20 CONTESTANTS..10 MEN AND 10 WOMEN..THIS CONTEST STARTS 12.12.07 - 12.19.07..THE DRAWING DATE WILL BE THE 21ST AT 5 PM AND WILL BE HELD IN CLUB NV THERE WILL ALSO BE UPDATES ANNOUNCED IF NEED BE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK BY DJ ENVII IN THE LOUNGE..MEN CONTESTANTS PLEASE REPORT TO DJ Envii AND THE LADIES PLEASE REPORT TO PASTOR CHOCOLATE BUNNY.. RULES 1. PICTURE MUST BE ABLE TO BE RIPPED, AS THEY WILL BE RIPPED INTO OUR PHOTO SECTION TO BE JUDGED BY THE AMOUNT OF COMMENTS THAT EACH ONE GETS. 2. ALL CONTESTANTS MUST HAVE A SALUTE.. 3. MUST RATE THE HOST..YOU CAN FAN AND ADD IF YOU WANT.. 4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED OR TOLERATED. YOU WILL BE DROPPED FROM THE CONTEST. 5. NO DOWN RATING!! YOU CAN RATE IF YOU WANT TO BUT THAT WON¡¯T COUNT..THE AMOUNT OF COMMENTS YOU GET COUNTS.. 6.SELF BOMBING AND FAMILY IS ALLOWED. 7. IN CASE OF A TIE, THE PRIZES WILL BE SPLIT.. 8. MUST VISIT THE LOUNGE A FEW TI
Sex In Public!!
Ok ladies who has had sex in a public place? I know I have, it was in a park about mid-day, pretty nice actually. So tell us were you have done it in public....
Sex Is Not Everything.
Understanding that sex isn't everything, people sometimes miss the point. Sex is a huge part of any relationship. It is sometimes the driving force that brings two people together. The complete and utter loss of control that accompanies that feeling of excitement. Yet how is it that a one can live on a realtionship just purely on sex? Can you sit back and not have any mental compatibility with someone after you have just screwed the hell out of them? I have been there. I have had that feeling of complete sexual attraction but no mental compatibility at all. Lately it is coming about that I have lost all intrest in the whole idea of sex just being sex. I want more. I don't want to come home with someone, roll around in the sheets and call it a day. Now don't get me wrong, I love having everything and anything done but I want to be able to talk the next morning. Not that awkward silence that accompanies most times. Tell me that when we wake up you are actually going to carry on a
Sexiest Experience Ever?
Help those romantically challenged. Let's give some of these men some ideas!
Sexiest Ride Yet!!! Hop On The Death Train!!!
DEATH TRAIN This is a fan, Rate and Add Train Its an easy way to gain Friends/Fans/Rates so come and ride! Its easy to join and a fun way to meet new ppl Here are the rules... 1. MUST add/fan/rate Conductor (me) and ALL the riders, all people will return the love 2. Contact Conductor (me) by fu-mail when FINISHED Fan/Rate/Add Everyone 3. When adding the people make sure to put DEATH TRAIN in the message 4. If the person is already your friend, leave DEATH TRAIN in a comment on their page 5. You dont have to be lvl 10 or higher but you do need a salute to be added! 6. You will be added after you finish fan/add/rate all the people CONDUCTOR Deathtrain416@ fubar ASSISTANT CONDUCTOR † Lady Faŋ‡azia ~ Fu Mis‡rėss †@ fubar RIDERS Cappy@ fubar *~$inful*~ MiSSin My HoRsE fan/rate/add PLZ@ fubar lauria ♥Shadow Leveler♥ Proud owner of Hopeless Romantic@ fubar HANKSTER@ fubar
Sexiest Sexual Exchange
I've considered collective years...Sexy Sex is without interruptions in mind or space (prior relationships in mind, phones, music, porn pictures, dramatic sitcoms, etc.) individuals exchanging balanced energy with complete privacy. How can you tell the difference? Great question! Sexy Sex does Not have limitations on one's space, no jealousy, no insecurities, absent of any envy. Respectful freedom when the two of you Are apart. As you come together on any given day; you embrace being fully naked; emotionally then physically at your rightful position. Rightful position? Sure, the masculine energy is always touched like a King; the feminine energy is always caressed like a conquered Queen. How do you know you're the Sexiest one? Your King has honored you by standing to your left...Your King honors you with marriage...You feel his presence, full attention, and never ending protection...Your King will feel your Love or Bullshit too...Nothing is ever Perfect; Sure... people create, define,
The Sexiest Man .....
Wash each other's body before exchanging (any) amounts of energy, at the very least, wash each other's hands before speaking !!! This will bring an individual to the present moment. People are often in walking comas...Typically, the mind is stuck in past or future pictures of this or that... Then prepare food together then feed each other when ever you choose is Good. Why not? The sexiest attribute about a Man; is discipline in his life. Serious! Eye contact, taking effortless actions to improve the woman's space(even the smallest suggestion); but always sincere actions...a voice of guidance as necessary...self-control in the presence of other women, protection by standing to her left, support by rubbing your hand down her back, your heart in private space, be honest so she has a choice about your state of existence. Among exchanges exercising and healthy decisions will keep you both alive...working outdoors together on common interests... I met this yummy Man at a football
Sex Is Like Cards...(joke)
Sex is like cards, you better have a good partner or a very good hand. Lol!
Sexiest Ride Yet!!! Hop On The Death Train!!! 105 Riders!!!
DEATH TRAIN This is a fan, Rate and Add Train Its an easy way to gain Friends/Fans/Rates so come and ride! Its easy to join and a fun way to meet new ppl Here are the rules... 1. MUST add/fan/rate Conductor (me) and ALL the riders, all people will return the love 2. Contact Conductor (me) by fu-mail when FINISHED Fan/Rate/Add Everyone 3. When adding the people make sure to put DEATH TRAIN in the message 4. If the person is already your friend, leave DEATH TRAIN in a comment on their page 5. You dont have to be lvl 10 or higher but you do need a salute to be added! 6. You will be added after you finish fan/add/rate all the people CONDUCTOR Deathtrain416@ fubar ASSISTANT CONDUCTOR ღ Lådy Fåŋ‡åzïå ☪ Fµ M劉rė§§™ ღ@ fubar RIDERS Cappy@ fubar *~$inful*~ MiSSin My HoRsE fan/rate/add PLZ@ fubar lauria ♥Shadow Leveler♥ Proud owner of Hopeless Romantic@ fubar HANKSTER
Sexiiiii
Da Naughty Trainnnnnnnn!!!!!! Roses r red, nuts r brown, skirts r up, pants r down, body 2 body, skin 2 skin, motor's runnin,lets begin. Send to 10 ppl and see if u get it back that means someone wants to GET NAUGHTY WITH YOU. If I don't get this back I guess ur not my friend. if u have a lot of luv 4 someone.....copy and send to ur whole friend list and in 5 mins ur true love will call or im you. da naughty train - if u get it ur cute...u get it twice ur a hottie...u get it 3 times ur sexy...4 times ur well you know use your imagination......send this and see!!!!!! xXxXx 88888888:::::8::::::::::::::::88888888888888888888 ________888_8:::888888:::::::::::::::::::::::::88888888888___888 ___________88:::::88888888::::::m::::::::::::::88888888888____8 _________888888888888888888:M::::::::::::::::8888888888888 ________88888888888888888888:::::::::::::::::M88888888888888 ________8888888888888888888888:::::::::::::M8888888888888888 _________8888888888888888888888::::::::::M888888888888888
Sexiest Bald Man Contest
Please rate and comment bomb my pic in this contest. Here is the link
Sex In The Park
As Blake and Courtney, (who are secret lovers) walk through the park they come across a small private area with a waterfall and picnic table. While sitting at the table Blake reaches over and starts to caress Courtney. She stands up ontop of the table, looking down at him. He starts pulling her skirt down, leaving her in nothing but her panties and shirt. Blakes stips down to his boxers and fast as he can. As he climbs up on the table with her, gently laying her down, his hand starts to wander up to her breast, caressing them so softly, while the other hand wanders into her panties. As she gently glides her hand down his, chest, then his stomach and into his boxers, they start to get aroused. Rubbing away at each other, he glides one finger into her wet pussy, while his cock is growing harder by the second. Stroking his cock with one hand and playing with her clit with the other, she starts to squirm. As they finish undressing each other, Blake lifts her off the table into hi
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Sex Is My Religion
sex is my religion..let us pray@ fubar sex is my religion..let us pray This is a great friend of mine. She needs fu bucks for a ticker.She hasnt had a blast or a ticker ever.I think she deserves one.I already donated fu bucks for this worthy cause.So Spare a few bucks. Drink less and think of the needy. Thank you
Sexilioness Needs Help To Level Up
PLEASE HELP LOVE TESS
Sexiest Kiss Contest
HEY IM HOLDING A CONTEST FOR THE SEXIEST CONTEST THAT WILL START IN A LITTLE OVER A WEEK AS WELL AS A NEW AUCTION IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN EITHER OR BOTH LET ME KNOW . FOR THE CONTEST IT WILL BE WHATEVER PIC GETS TO 70,000 PTS WHICH ARE DETERMIND BY 1 PT PER COMMENT 5 PTS PER RATE.bUT THE PIC CAN BE OF EITHER YOU MAKING A KISSY FACE OR ACTUALYL KISSING SOMEONE, THE PRIZE WILL BE AS FOLLOWS 1ST PRIZE A HAPPY HOUR SECOND PLACE A WEEK BLAST OR VIP YOUR CHOICE. PRIVATE MESSAGE ME WITH YOUR OFFERS AND PICS DO NOT SHOUT ME ABOUT THIS UNLESS YOU KNOW IM ONLINE CUT OFF FOR ENTRANTS IS FEBUARY 1ST cherry eater:)@ fubar This bulletin is here because Ms Retta made it lol: *MsRetta*S*U*P*OwnedBy*ssgdavis73*@ fubar (repost of original by '*MsRetta*S*U*P*OwnedBy*ssgdavis73*' on '2008-01-23 18:32:33')
Sexiest Man Contest
Hey out there to all you sexy guys im holdin my FIRST contest on here so plz be nice. imikimi - Customize Your World If you would like to be in my contest plz send me a PRIVATE MESSAGE with the link to the photo you would like me to use an lable the subject contest. DO NOT SHOUTBOX ME. If you do i will not see it. no DRAMA ALLOWED. This is just for fun. So enjoy an have a blast. This contest will be held from Monday Feb18th- the 25th. Any questions just message me. Good luck!
Sexiness:enter At Your Own Risk (bully For "i Am A Fukin Princess")
Stop by and show all these sexy guys, mad fu love My fu owner, hes one hot stud Lovable_Perv owner of ღI aM A fUkIn PrInCeSsღJuSt NoT YoUrSღ@ fubar I own all 3 of these sexy guys ~ÐJ~LÅrgërThÅnhïm~@504 BØürbØn ~*§ØüThërn §ë× §ŸmbØl OwNeD bY DD_DIVA &I Åm Å FüKïN PrïNc맧@ fubar TØwHëÅÐ72~BØüncëR @ ~504 BØürbØn §TrëëT Fu-Owned by I Åm Å FüKïN PrïNc맧 Jü§T NØT YØür§@ fubar Mark Murderous ♥ ((Fu Owned By Jeniwren, Mafia Princess, & I Am A Fukin Princess))@ fubar This pimpout brought 2 you by the one and only..... I Åm Å ƒükïn Prïnc맧~Jü§T nØT ŸØür§ BÅrTënÐëR @ ~504 BØürbØn §TrëëT~I.b.I.C~OwNeD bY LoVaBlE PErV@ fubar
Sexiest Kiss Contest Please Rate And Comment For Me
HEY GUYS IAM IN THE SEXIEST KISS CONTEST PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT ALL U WANT FOR ME PLEASE HELP ME WIN A HAPPY HOUR WOOT WOOT !!! I WILL DEDICATE IT TO ALL OF U .. ILL EVEN THROW IN A VIDEO SALUTE KISS TO U ALL IF I WIN ,,.. CLICK ON THIS PIC AND COMMENT FOR ME DONT FORGET TO RATE WONT HURT YA TO THROW A FEW IN KISSES U SUGAR~N~SPICE
Sexiness!!!!!
Sex Iq
Test your sex IQ100%Why did you even take this test for? You already know all you need to about sex. You should realy teach sex education...REALY. If not teach your friends because chances are they didn't score well on this test. LOLSex-Intimacy Quizzes
Sex, It's...
The Sexiest Eyes Competition Has Officially Started! Go And Show Them Some Love :)
1st place prize=1 week blast 2nd place prize=Fu-Bling pack 3rd prize:1 day blast And again, this contest ends March 7th at 6PM Pacific time. So GO GET YOUR COMMENTS IN! ok everybody it has started now so help me out from Bruce The best eyes contest has officially started! Go comment these wonderful people. Show them all how sexy their eyes are! This contest ends March 7th at 6PM pacific time so get your comments in NOW!
Sexiest Men On Fubar Auction Info And Rules
Hey guys I am hosting my first auction and guess what...Hell_Yea it's goin to be a chance for the guys to be owned... I am looking for at least 10 guys that wants to show off their sexiness and have a lucky fu-lady own them. If you are interested please send me a fumessage with the link to the pic you want to use for the auction and a list of what you are offering.... The auction will officially start when I have 10 entrants and it will run for 5 days beginning on a Monday and ending on that Friday. Also ladies if you know a hottie guy that you want to have entered in the auction you can put them up for bids as well... The entry fee for each contestant is $25,000 fu-bucks each... and the minimum bid on each contestant is $50,000 fubucks... everything goes on bids..this is not just a fubucks auction bids can also be blast, happy hours, tickers, and fubling packs.... fora person to bid on you they will need to rate your pic and leave a comment letting telling what they are bidding and ea
Sex In The Retirement Community
Sex In The Retirement Community Gene is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Gene goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Gene turns to Mildred and asks, Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks, "What?" "SEX!!" he replies. Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!" "I know," Gene says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while." "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Gene's manhood. Then, one night, Gene didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred
Sex In The Irish Tradition
THE PREPARATION Friday Night is very much love-night for the Irish man. Arriving back from the pub, having partaken of the traditional Irish aphrodisiac - 12 pints Guinness, and some fish and chips, his mind set on one thing - LOVE! Or as he say's himself "the ride". His lust, at fever pitch, after the sensuous excitement of a hard night's dominoes, he approaches his beloved wife, enticing her with gentle words of passion - "any chance of me hole then love?" The good lady in question perhaps over excited by the erotic smell of Guinness or the sensuous vision of chips sticking to his chin, is at first somewhat reluctant. This coy reluctance is expressed with the flirtatious, "Would ye ever fuck off!!!". FOREPLAY Foreplay is very important indeed. This basically consists of the male, whipping off his slightly soiled Y fronts provocatively at his wife, that usually land skid-mark side down, as he approaches the bed gyrating with one hand on his hip and the other on the b
Sexiest Eyes Contest
Can you please rate and comment my pic in this contest..I would really appreciate it! thanks in advance!!:) heres the link http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1288555&albumid=892099&idx=0
Sexi Sam Is In A Giveaway
Hey everyone, Sexi Sam has entered a giveaway to receive a 7 day blast. She only needs 10K in comments! Let's see what we can do to help our family member and friend out. Thanks! Rebel'sAngelColonel for The Terminators Click on the pic to take you straight to the giveaway! ~Sexi Sam~
Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 141 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sexiest Eyes Contest
hello everyone, one of my contests will be opening soon, The Sexiest Eyes. let me know if u know anyone who still wants to enter that one or my other contest!! I WANT TO SAY GOOD LUCK TO THE PPL IN THE CONTEST!!! here is the link http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1288555&albumid=892099&idx=0 let the rating and bombing begin *************UPDATE ON THIS CONTEST************** this contest will be closing tomorrow night so get all ur friends to rate ur pic
Sex: It Does A Body Good?
If you're under the age of 21, your parents have probably told you very little about sex, except that it's bad. Very bad. It's as if the instant you lose your virginity, the sky will turn black, you'll contract some sort of incurable disease involving lots of nasty open sores, start buying guns and drugs, and you (or your partner) will get pregnant and after you have that baby, your life will be over. Though it's completely possible that any of these things could happen (though an atmospheric change would be utterly bizarre and coincidental), there's an even greater chance that, if you're smart when it comes to sex, they won't. In fact, quite the opposite could happen—the sun could shine, the birds could sing, and you and your (STD and baby-free) bf/gf could live happily ever after. Okay, well, maybe not quite that Disney, but a new study, "Rethinking Timing of First Sex and Delinquency," released by clinical psychologists at the University of Virginia, recently found that teens who ha
Sexiness
I have offically came to the conclusion, that physical beauty outweighs mental beauty. I myself find this to be a sad sad thing. Physical beauty wears off, age and gravity take over. Mental beauty is what lasts. I wonder if someone on here had a page with no sexy pics and had all kinds of blogs posted about stuff they beleived in, or stuff like that. If they'd get any rates. Yes I am the biggest hypocrit on this subject, I pay more attention to the good lookin people than the not so good looking. Which is something I am trying to change. Thanks for reading!! CARPE DIEM
Sex In The 12 Astrological Houses
Yes I stole this. Sex in the 12 Astrological Houses Mine is the 12th House. Taken from : http://www.desiresoflilith.com/Sexinthe12houses.html Sex in the first house: This is the house of Aries, ruled by Mars. Mars is a very aggressive planet and sex can be....uh...somewhat explosive and quick in the first house. First house sex is all about conquering, so don't make it too easy...oh, did I mention first house sex is best in the morning? Think spontaneous and quickly... Sex in the second house: This is the house of Taurus, ruled by Venus. Venus expressed through Taurus is very much focused on values. Sex in the second house is slow, patient, often very earthy and base. Taurean sex is all about the senses, particularly those involving the ear and tongue... Sex in the second house is sensitive and very possessive. Think of delicious sex outdoors on a decidely dirty path through the woods, or huddled up under the canopy of a bed surrounded by flickering candlelight...
Sexiest Woman On Fubar
Rates Only Needed to Keep them in top 10. Tuesday Night The Comment Bombing Starts Click on the pics to get to the contest and help me keep these ladies in the top 10, Please.
The Sexiest Women On Fubar
OK all I am going to be hosting my first auction, The Sexiest Women of Fubar. If you want in on this great auction, just send me a private message letting me know that you want in, and send me a link to the pic you want in the auction, along with a list of the things the winning bidder will get. This is not a NSFW auction. The photo to be posted will be SFW. I would like to see at least 15 enterants before I open the auction. So tell all your friends and lets see how sexy we can make this and have fun. RULES ARE: There really are no rules. Everyone entering and everyone bidding will act like adults and have respect for the others. Any drama and you will be removed. If you win who your bidding on you pay them. I am not responsible for collecting the winnings. You have the right to refuse any bid and if you do, you will need to contact me to remove that bid. Entry fee is 10,000 fubucks Minimum bid for bidders is 20,000 Bids will be in the form tickers, blasts, happy hours count
Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Is A Good Sleeping Pill
Odd that I wake up on a Monday at 6:00am awake! Thats what great sex will do for you, help you sleep like a baby. It was nice because we went to bed early and were able to enjoy sex without worrying about how late it was. Some friends came by yesterday and we sat around out in the backyard talking. I was told that I am much like Sean in the way I handle Anthony. I was wrong in how I treated Anthony last week and they called me on it. I do need to learn what to say and what not to say sometimes. He always has a bad reaction to me trying to talk to him. His attitude has been really good all weekend and today so far. I have been thinking a lot about him having an incentive to do better. I feel like he thinks he is in such a deep dark hole sometimes that there is no way out. He needs hope. he needs positive and not negative that I have been lately! So I will do a lot of soul searching about this. He was very excited about how well he did on his driving lesson on Saturda
Sex Info
Ever wonder why men think alot, and women talk so much....?" (do men REALLy think alot though?) MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make soft things hard.
The Sexiest Gurls On Fubar
DO U HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A KANDY KISS GURL... IF SO LEAVE a comment in the box below RULES FOR BEING A KANDY KISS GIRL 1) must add/rate /and fan other members the ppl you MUST add are listed below 2) must add kandy kiss member (kkg etc.) in name 3)must be a member of ck2 for week or more 4)must promote ck2 and urself as a kandy kiss you can get of the promotional bullys from any name on the list 5)owner and head members must have ur yahoo messenger(yim)listed below 6)must be level 5 or higher 7) if a kkg has an issue with another kkg they need to come to Karizma or DJ Only 8) KKG are not to do any thing that will disgrace the ck2 name if you do you will be asked to take kkg out of your name 9) each kkg needs to have a kkg skin in rotation of their backgrounds from Karizma profile skins 10) must
Sexiest Knee Contest!! Opens May 15@7pm Est.
OK SO HERE IT IS.....THE CONTEST YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR IS NOW ABOUT TO BEGIN!! HERE'S HOW IT WORKS...THE PERSON WITH THE MOST COMMENTS AT THE END WINS A 7 DAY BLAST!! RATES WILL COUNT AS 5 COMMENTS!! THERE IS STILL TIME TO GET IN ON THIS SO IF YA WANT TO ENTER JUST SUBMIT TO ME A PIC OF YOUR KNEES!! THAT'S RIGHT IT'S A SEXIEST KNEES ON FUBAR CONTEST!! THE CONTEST WILL START THRUSDAY MAY 15@7pm EST. AND END MAY 21@7 PM EST.!! SO YOU STILL HAVE TIME TO ENTER IF YOU WISH!! HERE ARE THE RULES AND THE CONTESTANTS!! RULES: NO DRAMA!! HAVE FUN!! THOSE ARE THE ONLY RULES!! WE'RE ALL ADULTS SO I'M THINKIN THAT'S ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID! HERE ARE YOUR CONTESTANTS: JENALICIOUS AJ LACEY LINDZ MIKEY REAPER SANI SAYRAH STEFFI SWEETIEPIE
Sexiest Pic Contest... Win Over 10,000 Fu-bucks
SEND ME WHAT YOU THINK IS YOUR 3 SEXIEST PICS AND I WILL PICK THE WINNER NEXT SATURDAY AND YOU WILL RECIEVE ALL MY FU-BUCKS, YOU WILL OWN ME AND I WILL BE YOUR SLAVE FOR 1 MONTH... PICS WILL NOT BE SHOWN PUBLICLY!!!!
Sexiest Mother And Daughter Contest
> Sexiest Mother and Daughter Contest > > > > > Announcing my first contest. I wanted to try something new. I am taking the first ten people who want to participate in the Sexiest Mother and Daughter Contest. You must provide me with a clear picture of you and your mom, or you and your daughter. You have to reach 5000 comments. Please fumail me letting me know that you want to participate, and please include the link to your photo that you want to use. The Prizes and Rules are down below. Good luck to everyone > > > Prizes: > > > First prize: A 3-day blast and 300 fubucks > Second prize: A ticker and 100 fubucks > Third prize: A 1-day blast > > > Rules: > > > 1) Respect one another > > > 2) No Drama > > > 3) No negative commenting. The comment will be deleted and the contestant who made the negative comment will be disqualified. > > > 4)Proper comment bombing encouraged. NO cheating by using comment bombing machines or programs. Comments
Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sex I Want Some Need Some
Who doesn't need to get laid right? Maybe I can find someone. lol
Sexii
i know that i'm either sexii or hottie or a cutie but i always had 2 dressed up sexii but didnt have any sexii naughty clothes hmmm should i go shopping spree or wait until my bday or x-mas for it hmm i dunno i dont get much money for it at all soooooooo i luv lookin sexii with or w/o makeup ofc ya'll but not a lotta ppl buy me stuff lolz o well bye
Sex Is One Of The Nine Reasons For Reincarnation...
This was stolen from a friend because its so very true and needs to be passed on. "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other 8 are unimportant." -Henry Miller I love sex. I do. Not in the sense that I like to have it a lot (though I do). Its the fact that, with sex, you have so much room for exploration and experimentation and just... choices. I mean, think about it. You can approach it from any number of different attitudes, whether it be angry, happy, sad, passionate, tender, fierce, laughing, violent, desperate, loving... its endless. Any emotion you have can be put into it and its NEVER bad. NEVER. It is the single most beautiful thing you can DO in this world (all assuming you dont abuse it) Anyone whos ever had angry make up sex knows how great it can be. Its a vent. An outlet. Unleash your anger, let it out with your bodies until youre both dripping with sweat, panting, and spent. Bet youre not angry anymore (though you may be tempted to pick a figh
Sexiest Weekly Pimpout--week 1--may 30th
What are you waiting for?! These are some of THE hottest, sexiest people on my friends list! Go Rate/Fan/Add/Bling/Crush or whatever you may feel like doing to these hotties! Tell them "Your Ultimate Desire" sent you! Kisses! My Hubby, Jason! Jason Enforcer @ Perfect Sin Fu Married to Christine Your Ultimate Desire and mine!!Club far Member@ fubar My Bestest Friend in the World, Danielle! She is new here so go rape her page! The Lesbian@ fubar Phil is new here too, so lets get him leveled! 904phil@ fubar Radio X show -||- On the air in Fetish every Wednesday 10pm Eastern@ fubar Ctgirl *OWNER OF FU-LUV BOMB SQUAD* Off PurrSin OWNED BY GodDragon --TUFFGUY-FuWife to Scout -ICY&#@ fubar
Sex In The City
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Sexiq
You have a Sexual IQ of 133 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sexiest Fu's Week 2
Come Luv These Sexy Fu's Long Time! Go Rate/Fan/Add/Bling/Crush or whatever you may feel like doing to these hotties! Tell them "Your Ultimate Desire" sent you! Kisses! My Hubby, Jason! Jason Enforcer @ Perfect Sin Fu Married to Christine Your Ultimate Desire and mine!!Club far Member@ fubar DȉЯrΤΥ ԍirᴸ®™**MeMbEr Of Fu-LuV BoMb SqUaD**@ fubar **¥-Dr Tre-¥**~-Forbidden & Cellblock69 ¥ Fu-Husband of ELLIE--Owner of CRyST@L@ fubar Maricella member of fu-luv bomb squad@ fubar Daddy Rocks Hard™@ fubar Addictive~Fuengaged & RL GF to DJ Army Medic~Jager Bombers Officer~Club Far T
Sexiest Mom Contest
i want to invite everyone whos a mom to partipate in the sexiest mom contest i will be holding , please contact me or read the bulletin http://fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=4129622217 for details good luck to everyone and i hope many of you will particiapte, it would mean alot to me randy
Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sex In The Shower
Sex In The Shower In a recent survey, people from Detroit have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower ! In the survey, carried out for leading toiletries firm 'Brut', a huge 86% of Detroit residents said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower. The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison ....
Sexiest Woman Of Fubar Bully That I Got Into! :) Yay! Thanks To The Hot And Sexy Beto!
Come and Show these hot n sexy gorgeous ladies some wild Fubar Love...add/rate/comment/fan... If u want to be added to the list private message me and let me know. Ranked #1 On this bulletin for: TOP SEXIEST & GORGEOUS WOMAN OF FUBAR ~♥One Jaded Heart♥~Member: Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club@ fubar Here are the rest of the Sexiest Women of Fubar... BlondeBratZ!! (my other account has beeen hacked!!) * Member Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls@ fubar *Pink0828* I Got Hacked :( Help Me Back To GodMomma?@ fubar Beto's Bad Girl@ fubar Elektra~@ fubar ßãÐ Gî®L 4 LîFê ãKã LãÐý ®ãGË ~†~ Member Of Club F.A.R. ~†~ I.B.N. ~†~ Club United ~†~@ fubar ~*Dj Jaze*~Dj & Playmate@Forbidden~fu-wifey to dj blaze, fu-daddy, dirty heather, Badass, Guilty Be
Sex Iq Test
You have a Sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sexiness Doesn't Have To Beg
This one chick was wearing some tight ass jeans and had one of those booties that was shaped like a "D." She walked past me and all I could do is get my peep on. No. I didn't make any crude remark or clownish facial expression. I just looked at her ass. She turned around and saw me looking and gave me a little sexy ass smile. She had me at the first wiggle. Then there was this other chick who wore a tank top and she had some nice ass titties. I mean, her titties were like two halves of a melon sitting side by side...and just as firm. Of course, with the tank top, her cleavage was standing out like a grizzly bear at a bass fish rally. She leaned over me to show me something in a book and I couldn't resist getting an eyeful of those taa-taas. She caught me before I could turn my eyes and gave me one of the sweetest smiles. A smile that said, "Stop being naughty." She had me at the first jiggle. That's the shit I'm talking about. Sexy speaks for itself. A tru
Sexing
Lick my slit Suck my clit make me squirm til I say quit fuck me hard ride my ass make it good make it last be my boi be my rock make me suck your big black cock pull my hair hurt me good scratch my back I know you would feel me deep fill my hole make me cream your rock hard pole cum with me on my snatch let it roll down my back lay on me I know your tired I want more take me higher One more time one more pound from the beginning sexing my mound
Sexiest Bald Guy In A Towel Contest
here is the link. all help will be appreciated and remembered. Thanks all
Sexiness!
Check out my crush ;) stina@ fubar
Sex In Exotic Places
Tell me some of the exotic places you have experienced sex!!For example I had sex while flying my plane at 41,000 feet> How about having sex in an elevator at a crowded hotel in Las Vegas!!Any way blog me and let me know!MileHighPrez
Sex In A Marriage
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, 'What are you doing?' She answers, 'I'm moving to Nevada .. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free .' Later that night,on her way out,the wife walks into the bedroom & sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going,he replies, 'I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year'.
Sex Is Healthy!
We all know that regular sex is an important part of a healthy, happy relationship, but did you know that regular sex is also an important part of a healthy, happy body? Indeed, sex is more than just a pleasurable activity — it is a big part of who we are, both emotionally and physically. A recent Newsweek article found that regular sex has six amazing health benefits — it can increase a youthful appearance, it can promote the production of germ-fighting antibodies, it can strengthen a woman’s pelvic floor, it can burn calories, it can stabilize a woman’s menstrual cycle and it can offer natural pain relief in the form of orgasms. While a healthy sex life can contribute to a healthy body, an unhealthy body can also contribute to an unhealthy sex life. If your sex life has been lackluster or sub-par lately, the reasons might be more obvious than you might think: Poor nutrition: Fast food not only does a number on your waistline, it can also do a number on your sex life. This
Sexiest Lounge Owner Contest
SEXIEST LOUNGE OWNER ~ DDR IS IN IT!!! I am asking for help from all my friends and family to help in the Sexiest Lounge Owner Contest. The primary reason for me entering this is to promote Dirty Deeds Radio. IF I win, I am planning on giving away the prizes to the people that help me out the most as a thank you for your support of Dirty Deeds Radio. So up for grabs is a VIP and a 7 Day Blast, if you help DDR win the Sexiest Lounge Owner Contest (for females). DDR needs both rates and comments. Anything you can do to help is MUCH appreciate, and love will be returned in one form or another. Just click the picture below and show some luv!!! THANKS!!! If you get an error when you click the link, please F/A/R the Hostess to gain access, as you must be on her friend list: ~*JÁÐÊ*~RاÊ*~((R/A/F - LUV RETURNED ))ØWÑÊR & DJ @§WÊÊTWÁTÊR§ *~FU-OWNED BY ''SMUT@ fubar
Sexiest Lounge Owner, Plz Show Her Some Luvin..shes Awesome Ppl
SEXIEST LOUNGE OWNER ~ DDR IS IN IT!!! I am asking for help from all my friends and family to help in the Sexiest Lounge Owner Contest. The primary reason for me entering this is to promote Dirty Deeds Radio. IF I win, I am planning on giving away the prizes to the people that help me out the most as a thank you for your support of Dirty Deeds Radio. So up for grabs is a VIP and a 7 Day Blast, if you help DDR win the Sexiest Lounge Owner Contest (for females). DDR needs both rates and comments. Anything you can do to help is MUCH appreciate, and love will be returned in one form or another. Just click the picture below and show some luv!!! THANKS!!! If you get an error when you click the link, please F/A/R the Hostess to gain access, as you must be on her friend list: ~*JÁÐÊ*~RاÊ*~((R/A/F - LUV RETURNED ))ØWÑÊR & DJ @§WÊÊTWÁTÊR§ *~FU-OWNED BY ''SMUT@ fubar
Sexiest Male Lounge Owner
Need your help with a contest!! Please help me with all the comments you can give me... You must be a friend of the Contest holder..Please add her... COMMENT BOMB THIS PIC PLEASE... RULES ARE BELOW.. PLEASE ADD-FAN AND RATE TO BOMB!! ~*JÁÐÊ*~RاÊ*~((R/A/F - LUV RETURNED ))ØWÑÊR & DJ @§WÊÊTWÁTÊR§ *~FU-OWNED BY ''SMUT@ fubar PRIZES
Sexiest Fus Contest....am I Sexy?
I am entered in the Sexiest Fu Contest that begins today and ends next Friday. The top prize is a Happy Hour and a custom skin, the second prize is a 30 day blast. Since I have never had a Happy Hour or a blast, I entered the contest. It's easy, just click on the link below and leave me one rating. That's it....no comments, just one rating. You can rerate next week after the ratings reset. Thanks again for all of your help!
Sexiest Dude Hh Contest
Ok I need a little help friends one rate ..and plz send ya friends
Sexiest Dude Contest...am I Sexy?
I am entered in the Sexiest Dudes Contest that begins today and ends next Friday. I'm pitted aainst 16 other guys with the the top prize is a Happy Hour and a custom skin, the second prize is a 30 day blast. Since I have never had a Happy Hour or a blast, I entered the contest. It's easy, just click on the link below and leave me one rating. That's it....no comments, just one rating. You can rerate next week after the ratings reset. Thanks again for all of your help!
Sexiest Dude On Fubar Contest
Hey folks my baby is in a contest called the sexiest dude on fubar contest and I would so love if everyone that reads this blog would go by and rate and I mean rate only this pic thanks
Sexiest Fu's Auction 2
Alright... its time for me to host another auction... Sexiest Fu's Auction is BACK! Entry fee is 25k, this will be a sfw auction, but you definitely can offers nsfw things :D Mininmum bid is 50k. The auction will run for 1 week, Monday September 15th to Monday September 22nd. I will promote the auction, just like I did for both of my others in the past. I do encourage you to do self promotion tho.. the more people that see you, the more bids you get! Please send me the link to the picture you want to use, with your offers, & fubucks to me by September 14th.. Lets Have Fun!
Sex Inteligence
You have a Sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sexiest Man Alive Is Up For Auction
It's my blog...I can lie :P Anyways, click & bid. Hurry, I'm on cam right now* *this is probly not true*
Sex In The Rain
I woke to the sounds of a distant thunder, the echos rolling back to me in waves. My eyes flutter as I get my bearings and my arm searches the bed to my right. There is nothing greater than curling up to a warm body in the middle of the night, the comfort, the security, but my bed was empty. I sit up looking around as I listen to the sounds of the rain tapping a summer melody on the windows. I get up and in nothing but my boxers and t-shirt I head out of the room, looking for her when her shape catches my eye out the back window. With the glow of the outdoor lights, I can see her. She is standing in the back yard with her head raised to the sky, letting the rain fall on her face. She is wearing one of my old white t-shirts that she loves to sleep in, it wet with the falling water, it clings to every curve of her body. I've always been attracted to a more full figured woman, the way their bodies move and feel is the way the Gods intended them to be. I can tell she has nothing else on
Sex Is Evil
Sky is blue Water is wet I'll make you cum I'll make you sweat Pressed up against my body Movin up and down Slowly but firmly We'll move the ground Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Evil is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!!
Sexi Smexi Milfy Says Do It!!
Please go rate this pic for sexi smexi Confidence. She is a sweetheart and has the biggest heart around and deserves all of you go show mad luv to her pic. If you have already rated it, get your friends to rate it and please REPOST this bulletin. She does so much for everyone else, now its our time to help her out!!! THANK YOU IN ADVANCE!!! The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™~FU BAD B*TCH® CENTERFOLDS Mgr@ fubar (repost of original by 'The Baddest MILF®~ Wifey to Fornicates™~FU BAD B*TCH® CENTERFOLDS Mgr' on '2008-09-23 11:08:24')
Sexiest Eye Contest
Sexiest Eye Contest Ii
ARE YOU READY? The sexy eyes contest is now open. Stop by the Playmates homepage and rate your favorite set of eyes. The top 3 with the most rates at the end of a week will win a prize. 1st place-70 credit bling pack 2nd place-25 credit bling pack 3rd place-12 credit bling pack REMEMBER THIS IS A RATES ONLY CONTEST. HOWEVER FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT AS COMMENTS WILL BE THE DECIDING FACTOR IN THE EVENT OF A TIE. CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO CAST YOUR VOTE http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1722991&albumid=1228593&idx=0 ALSO DON'T FORGET TO VISIT THE PLAYMATE HOMEPAGE AND SHOW THE GIRLS SOME LOVE!! PLAYMATES @ FORBIDDEN INC.@ fubar
Sexiest Eye Contest
I am in the forbidden lounges sexiest eye contest. If you all would please click the link below and just rate my pic I sure would be very grateful. Thank you all in advance....muahzzzzzz
Sexiest Eyes Contest
the plamates are hosting a sexiest eyes contest...i have entered the contest and would love to have your vote!!! click the pic to place your vote!!! ty and forbidden inc rocks!!!
Sexiest Eyes On Fu-bar Contest!
Just click the pic below and come rate my pic!
Sexiest Eyes Contest
Sexiest eyes contest! I need just 1 rate if you’d like to help. Just click the pic to rate.Thank you! this bully brought to you by: ♫BlackWidow♫@ fubar
Sexiest Eyes!!!
Please click the link above and vote for me in the sexiest eyes!! I don't ask for much! ¢¾!~*Shawty Ur Next Wet Dream*~!¢¾@ fubar
The Sexiest Guy On Fubar Contest
Hey Guys you need to check SHE JUST WANTS TO BE 2ND ALARM HOTT....., there is a contest going on for the sexiest guy on fubar, if you are up to the task check it out, lost of gift to be won.
Sexiest Ladies Contest...vote For Me
Hey yall, just wanted to let ya know I just entered the sexiest ladies contest. You can vote on me tomorrow sometime as the sexiest lady on fubar. Comment and vote as much as you want hehe http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=672595&albumid=1260325&i=3174372345
Sexiest Contest I Am In
http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=672595&albumid=1232764&i=96955915&idx=0 please do not use dual accounts or i will be disqualified so please respect that.. i need everyone to help me out please i will return the love as fast as i can and when i can ok thanks
Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 129 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sexiest Lady On Fubar Contest By: A True Southern Gentleman.
Sexiest Lady On Fubar Contest !!!! Gday to all my Family friends & Fans !!!!!! On Fubar Please Help Me out here have been entered into my first Contest here on Fubar. So if you have the time would Appreciate it if you could help me out by clicking on my picture in this blog, then you are able to Comment as Many Times as you can for me. You never ever know if Ya Dont have a Go LOL. Tks to all of you Luv Ya's Mwassssss xoxoxo From Donna. ( Sabbynib ) Ps: Please show A True Southern Gentleman Some Luv People.
Sexism Is A Bitch
I had an experience today that was completely infuriating. Let me start with this bit of information. My dad actively drag raced until I was about 5, and until my parents divorced, I had never seen the inside of an auto repair shop for anything other than to bring my dad lunch. My favorite toys as a child were my dads wrenches and various other tools. I can check all the fluids in my car, change a flat tire, change the brake pads, and change my own oil, if I so choose. And for those who know me, the problem with me checking my oil is that I forget, not that I don't know how. Today however I knew my oil was a little low so I stopped at the store, bought a quart, and added it. That's where things got bad. I get funny looks from men while I was buying the oil. Then I get to the car and I was having trouble finding the hood latch. I forgot it was off centered, like I always do and since I was standing on an elivated sidewalk it I was having trouble reaching as low as I needed too
Sexiest Legs Contest... Please Help!!!
Please help me out! I'm fighting to defend my title in the sexiest legs contest. It lasts until Wed Nov. 12th at 8pm est. Please go to the link below and drop as many comments as you can!!! Love My Fu-Friends So Much Love!!!
Sex Is Not The Enemy
Miss Manson again showing why she's top shelf and showing how she can break hearts:
Sex Is My Middle Name.....
sex.some say do not confuse it with love.they are two parallels(sex and love).they run alongside each other and past the same channel but are nowhere near to being classified as being the same. maybe they are similar to calmly say.But great sex,great sex is the synchronized,wonderful conversation of two bodies were no words are needed.sometimes its like a debate among rivals were the back and forth arguments range but condense to form the same common......
Sexiest Man On Fubar Final Standings (closed)
******************************** To All that Participated! ******************************** And the WINNERS ARE First Place 'Tender Heart' - 209,130 points ******************************** Second Place BIG POPPA - 196,335 points ******************************** Third Place "SMACKER" - 96,225 points ******************************** Fourth Place ~Master Riggs~ - 65,565 points ******************************** Fifth Place tat_man73 - 18,720 points
Sexiest Man On Fubar Contest (closed)
Sexiest Man on Fubar Yep... He is... Now let's prove it... Click on one of his pictures Rate the contest picture Leave LOTS and LOTS of comments Rates = 10 points Comments = 5 points Bling Offer... 1 Goofy bat (or one credit bling) for 200 comments 1 3 credit bling for 400 comments Private message Carrie or Johnny once you have left the comments. Rate/Fan/Add/Comment and Bling the Hostess. She's a real Hottie. ******************************** Lovingly Pimped Out by: Carrie Please repost Thank you!
Sexiest Man On Fubar Contest (closed)
Enter Fubar's Sexiest Man Contest! 1st Place~VIP & 3 Day Blast 2nd Place~3 day Blast 3rd Place~100k fubucks ~May trade blast for 12 Bling Pak To enter: 1) You must have an approved salute. 2) Send me the SFW pic/link of you that you would like to use, with what you'd like the caption to say. 3) Most rates/comments combination wins. (15k minumum to win) Rates = 10 points Comments = 5 points 4) Bombing allowed. Even bombing yourself. 5) Contest begins as soon as I have at least 15 contestants. Ends 7 days from begin date. 6) NO DRAMA!!! Contest Hostess She Just Wants to Be ******************************** Lovingly Pimped Out by: Carrie Please repost Thank you!
Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 159 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sexiest Tattoo Contest
This is very simple.... Send me your Sexiest pic, containing your Sexiest tattoo. I will have a very special folder for yall to strut your stuff in. Everyone will be able to vote. Winner will recieve every last Fubuck that I have at the time of judgement. Sooooo...... Show us what you got! Thanks
2008 Sexiest Fireman!!!!!
MADE YA LOOK!
Sexiest Eyes Contest
here's another one ladies, it's the sexiest eyes on fubar contest, and the winner gets 40,000 fubucks and 2 bling packs.So holla atcha boy or my homie randy el
Sex Iq
**Astra: Guess you know what they say about birds of a feather! :P* You have a Sexual IQ of 153 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sex In Public?
1) Is there​ someo​ne on ur top frien​ds u would​ like to have sex with?​ oh boy no comment (2) Sex in the morni​ng,​ after​noon or night​?​ why not all day? (3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?​ yes (4) Have you ever taken​ your cloth​es off for money​?​ yes (5) Showe​r or bath while​ havin​g sex? ive done both (6) Do you want someo​ne aggre​ssive​ or passi​ve in bed? depends on whose turn it is (7) Do you love someo​ne in your frien​ds list?​ yup (8) Love or Money​?​ love screw money (9) Credi​t cards​ or cash?​ i dont have credit cards duh (10) Have you ever wante​d a best frien​d?​ um huh (11) Campi​ng or a 5 star hotel​?​ camping!! (12) Where​ is the weird​est place​ you have had sex? public (13) Would​ you shave​ your entir​e body (​inclu​ding your head)​?​ for why? (14) Have you ever been to a stri
Sex Is Apparently Quite Good For You! Lol
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. T
Sexi Time
1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?? 2007? 1 2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, of these, how many have you done? 0 3. Ever been cheated on?yup 4. Ever paid for sex? yes,it is an awesome rush. 5. Ever been married?once 6. Ever been divorced?no 7. If you had to pick one whats your fave sexual position? Dogie! 8. Do you own any guns?hell yea 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? no 10. Ever been in rehab?no 11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex? hell NO!! 12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace? nope 13. Last time you masterated? 5 minutes ago 14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? Next... 15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance? Leah Remini (King of Queens) 16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? yup 17. How many states have you lived in? 1 18. How many countries have you li
Sex Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
"sex Is A Job"!
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. BIG T!!!!!!!!!!MUAHHHHHHHHHHssssssssss
Sexiest Man Contest
Please to go the link below and vote for him. He is in the fubar's sexist man contest. Lets help him win!!! Pass this along so we can max. coverage plz!   http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=2516067&albumid=1734602&i=2476454464   Please & Thank You!!
Sexii Photos
I SHOULD HAVE SOME SEXII PICS UP SOON IF MY MAN PUTS THEM UP THAT IS LOL WELL IF YOU STICK AROUND U MIGHT GET TO SEE THEM (LICKS LIPS)
Sexiest Woman On Fu Contest
hey everyone i was bored last night so decided to enter in the sexiest woman of fu contest--- yea i know!! lol  Come vote for your girl PLEASE!!! http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=3175330&albumid=1769828&i=1603052158&idx=3 thank you VERY much in advance!! Vote MANY times as you can!! HUGZ  
Sexiest Ladies On Fu Contest
I am in a contest for Fubar's sexiest lady.  Please go vote for me.  Kisses! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=3175330&albumid=1769828&i=3693757115&idx=8
Sexiest Ladies Round One
255  MEL The Pirate Hooker 152  Sandi118  Sunshine105  Busdrivertohell 68   Coleen  59   Cherry Bomb  54   DJ Brittany Brutality  49   Inked Angel 47   DJ Soft  44   aLwaYsInTroUble 41   Beautifilly Broken 33   MS THANG 32   Huggiefux -- Sinfully Sweet Addiction 31   Lilsnoop 26   SiLLy CaLiFaS GuRl -- Sunny 25   GRLSKIKASS   24   DEB -- Pumkin41 23   LisaAnn -- Southerncakes 21   Rising Phoenix
Sexiest Eyes Contest.. Pl Help :)
Sexiest eyes contest,, plz go rate me..http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=1004228&albumid=1816166&i=678571269&idx=0#294274113
Sexiest Men On Fu Contest
the sexiest men on fu contest begins thurs contact me to enter Contest Will End every Wed at Noon est with the next one beginning shortly afterwards.. unless otherwise advised: Therefore plan ahead.       The Winners and Finalists from Rounds 1 - 2 and 3  advances to The Finalists Contest following Round 3.     (1st - 2nd and 3rd places will advance to the finals from each round.)      The Fourth Contest will consist of the 3 winners and the 6 finalists from rounds 1 - 2 and 3.       So far Besides Fu-Bux I am planning on giving the Winner a One Month VIP!  (or sumpin of equal value in Bling)  We shall see:  But I will do my best to make it worth the effort.        To Enter please pick a fav pic only one pic plzsending me the link.  I will get you set up.  You may also use links for promoting yourself.      You may also sign up for the 3rd round in advance.  That will be everyone's last chance to get into The Finals ty dj wild
Sexiest Men On Fu Contest
the sexiest men on fu contest is now open round 3 i have changed some of the rules so here it goes if 3 of you are the high rated pics you will move on to finals and then at the finals if you get the most rates you will win and you could win a free month vip or a bling pac witch will be first place and second place will win 1mil fu bucks third place will win a 50k fubucks good luck and have fun ty DJ WILD
ღ.•*¨`* ♥sexii♥sissy ♥ *´¨*•.ღ Own Me Auction
ღ.•*¨`* ♥Sexii♥Sissy ♥ *´¨*•.ღ   This auction is Special this is My R/L Sister so show this girl something shes never had or seen before lol Muahh luv ya sis!! http://fubar.com/user/1778521 Own Me Your name in mine Keep Shitfaced (random drinks) Random Pic/Page Comments Random Big Pimping gifts 1 NSFW Salute/1 SFW Salute 100 11's a week if I have VIP still Random Bling if packs given Bidding Starts at 1Mil Starts Now Ends Sept 29th 5:59 futime! Opening bid starts at 1mil to bid please post amount bidding here on this blog below Once a cash bid is made bucks cannot be bid alone! Bid Below!
Sexism At It's Best
SEXUAL RIDDLESQ. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?A. Goes-in-tight!Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?A. Gagged!Q. What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?A. A tearjerker.Q. Define "Egghead"A. What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.Q. How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh?A. By sticking your finger in his honey.Q. Why are cowgirls bowlegged?A. Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.Q. What's the definition of a teenager?A. Punishment for enjoying sex.Q. Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?A. "They'll never see you coming."Q. How is a woman like a road?A. Both have manholes.Q. What's the definition of a vagina?A. The box a penis comes in.Q. What two words will clear out a men's restroom?A. "Nice Dick!"Q. Why do we have orgasms?A. How else would we know when to stop?Q. What's the definition of indefinitely?A. When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you're in-definitely!Q. What do Kodak film have in common with condoms?A. Both capture the mome
Sexiest Lady Contest
Hello all you sexy ladies. I am thinking of running a contest where the winner would get a 65 bling pack or a 3 month vip or a 7 day blast(winners choice) How to enter:friend and fan mesend me 50k fu bux and your sexiest picture winner will be determined after a month by who has the most photo coments please repost and foward to any of your friends who would like to enter
Sex Is For Losers
when you stop and think about it sex is really for losers i mean women lose their virginity, self respect, dignity, morals, honor and pride. men lose their will their freedom their money and self respect. then you spend a lifetime using sex to get them back. is it worth it hell yes it is bring on the sexual dynamo's i am up for a challenge.
Sex Isn't Love
Defy what comes inwards and break free of restraints Your fallen words lay upon stones at my feet Crave love unto a spear that draws near For it is lust in a world driven by illusions of conmitment Candlelit dinner bare only the demon sitting across from you Premeditating what comes to follow Torrents of emotions Bondage existing as outlets for past failed Foreplay of cat and mouse Role play for people you can't have Nympho being truely in love of the feeling of sex Sex isn't love You say you love me I ask what do you want from me The world is based on Friendships with benifits We lie to ourselves saying relationship to be taken care of so you don't have to measure up in a cold world by yourself Sex isn't love   Wrote be Me (code x17)
Sexiest Eyes Contest
Please go vote
Sexiest Man Contest
I am holding a sexiest man contest.. I figured men have all kinds for women so why not for men? The contest will begin 5/29/2012  at 12am (est) and end 6/1/2012 at 12am(est) *Entry fee is 6 million fubuck * NSFW pics are accepted ONLY IF your face is in it * Prize for winning is 20 million fubucks   ** Daily votes are encouraged.    ** Rules are final so have fun and good luck!**  
Sexiest Body Contest
Hi There Im Jake and Im holding my first contest. If you have a sexy bod submit your best picture. Creativity is up to you and your fans. First Prize is a 7-Day Blast, Second prize is a 3 day blast and third  prize is 1 day blast. its simple get the most votes get the biggest prize! you can submit up to three pictures. I discourage nudity but if you wanna strut yourself in a bikini or Lingere go for.Let the games begin and may the hottest bod prevail. You can link it through the SB or Email. Private message me for email address.
Sexiness
Sexiness is all in the eye of the beholder. I think it should be. Absolutely. My sex appeal, whatever it might be, isn't obvious... at least to me.
Sexiest Legs Contest
in a sexiest legs contest, come vote for me :-)   http://fubar.com/scoobydoo-fm-and-owned-by-bhambuggy/photo-1767592-2548109-991690858
Sexiest Smile Contest
I'm back from the boat and have internet again so I'm doing a contest for the sexiest smile.  This contest is for anyone to enter.  There will be an entry fee but once you see the prizes you will see that i will not be keeping any of the fee.  If you would like to enter just follow the instructions below: 1. Send me a pm with the a link to the picture you would like entered into the contest. 2. Send the entry fee of 5,000 fubux. 3. Once I have received your entry I will upload it into my folder. 4. Once the folder is open it will be up to you to get rates on the photos.(comments are welcome but will not count for the over all total.  only rates will count) 5. The contest will run for 2 weeks from the start date (start date TBD) 6. At the end of the 2 weeks I will put the top 3 people in my status along with notifying those 3 people.  Once they get back to me   I will give out their prize.  Everyone will have72 hours to get back to me.  If they do not get back to me their prize
Sexiest Legs Contest!
Plz rate this pic for me !! MUAH 
Sexiest Pose Competition 2012
I would like to thank ALL the contestants in the 2012 1st Annual Sexiest Pose Competition! You are all very beautiful and it was a pleasure to have all of you involved. I would also like to thank those that stopped by and voted for all the contestants, thanks for taking the time to be a part of this! Results: 1st Place - mmmisty69 with 268 comments. 2nd Place - Snowhite with 112 comments. 3rd Place - Bunnie with 25 comments. 4th Place - Modern x Allure with 22 comments. (NOTE: In the case where one person commented more than once, only one comment was counted.) All participants received a custom graphic made by me, with the 1st Place Winner receiving 5 custom graphics and 5 million fuBucks!
Sex Is A Sensation
Sex is a sensation, caused by a temptation, when a guy sticks his location, in a girls destination, to increase the population, of the next generation. Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
Sex Is A Serious Subject
Sex is a serious subject, particularly in relationships between men and women. Without love, sex is meaningless and less fulfilling than in a loving relationship. Although sex is an important aspect of our lives Sex is more than a pleasurable act, but requires the heart, soul and mind, as well as the body to have real meaning. It requires comfort, closeness and connection to provide full enjoyment and lasting fulfillment
Sex Is Like A Gas Station
Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self service!
Sex? I'm Lazy...
Don't have sex with friends? I'm told that I should never sleep with friends. Um, alright... I'm not going to sleep with strangers. How does that even happen? I mean for the sober half... YEP! I can definately see myself running up to total strangers spouting something to the effect of "Hey! Wanna fuck?' Although perhaps that would be alright, as people I don't even know screw me over all the time :P Enemies...? Well, no, i'm not at all turned on by people that I dream of running down with my car. Oooohhhhh, running them down with my car... ok so maybe THAT gets me giong a little bit... Heh, it wouldn't be the first time I ever did it with someone that I couldn't stand, it would just be on the way in the door instead of on the way out. There is the classic paper or plastic choice, just don't get it tied too tight... or maybe do... :D Which brings me to the reusable bag, lmfao. Aquaintances... hmm, well maybe. Or coworkers. Sitting at the coffee shop, maybe a business meeting, the conv
Sex(iknow I Know)im Naughty...
Hi everyone, this is an unusual way for me to start out a blog but then again it is 3:30 Wednesday morning...I'm having a random thought here. My thought is about sex. What turns a man on? What turns a woman on? Let me say some men get turned on just by the scent of a woman or the way she looks or moves. Maybe the way she kisses...but how many men these days anymore actually like to be kissed? I liked to be kissed because a kiss has a meaning. Some people say that it's not always the kiss that tells you if there that special someone for you..But I have to disagree because if I kiss someone and theres no spark then I don't let it move forward. So, there maybe that physical attraction that's still there but if it's not in the kiss then there not the one for you. A kiss can speak a thousand words sex can't besides make you moan or scream give it to me baby!! On to something more important here. What makes sex good? Is it the position? the passion in it the sweat? What is it th
Sexist Women
In my travels all over the web, I come across many comments and blogs by women who obviously are not deep thinkers, ranting about how men are cheaters, dogs, perverts, etc. Usually they generalize men negatively as less moral or virtuous than the female gender. And to me, this is as derogatory as racism . One of the more common posts I encounter is the inversion of the one I have edited below in defense of us men... Before you profile and bash every man that you have ever chosen, think about  how while youre doing so, another woman is showing men respect by not lumping them all into a giant turd ball. While youre creating problems, another woman is humble and patient enough to listen. While youre too busy "not needing a man, but wanting one", The real women are making time for men. While youre making him wait for affection, while you stroke your ego, other ladies are workin their sexy, getting him to smile and spend. While you cant decide who, what or how many men you want attent
Sex Joke
: One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!!
Sex Joke!
0kay so a guy is near the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Lettuce!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato
Sex Joke
Okay so a guy is near the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams
Sex Just Isn't Sex Without Using Your Teeth.
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Whips100%Biting100%Blind Folds83%Bondage75%Blood67%Chains/Handcuffs58%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com
Sex Jokes
Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? A: Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. Q: Why did God give women foreheads? A: So you have somewhere to kiss them after they give you a blowjob. Q: Why shouldn't you screw your wife first thing in the morning? A: You've got all day to find something better. Q: What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A: A slut will fuck anybody, a bitch will fuck anybody but you. Q: What's the best way to keep a hard-on? A: Don't fuck with it. Q: Why was the homo fired from his position at the sperm bank? A: He was drinking on the job. Q: Why did God make pussy smell like fish? A: Because he made sperm look loke tartar sauce. Q: What does a Polish girl get on her wedding night that's long & hard? A: A new last name. A truck driver picked up one of those long-haired androgynous types that are so in vogue these days. After about an hour
Sex Joke
Body: This is a goood one! Okay so a guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!!
Sex Jokes
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A. A navel. Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later. Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve? A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam. Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat? A. A Klondike Bar Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breath through something so small?" Q. Why don't women wear watches? A. There's a clock on the stove! Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman. Q. What's
Sex Jokes Pt.1
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable morals that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, he fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get a sunburn on his "tool". But, determined not to miss his date, he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. When the hot date showed up at his apartment, the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a video. During the video, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain. The date, meanwhile, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him wi
Sex = Jail Time
TheHman will go to jail for ... Biting someone’s nipple off 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Jokes Though These Where Funny!!!!!!!!!!
I WAS LOOKING THOUGH THIS JOKE SITE TO ADD TO MY STASH AND SAW THESE THOUGH IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO POST BUT CANT IN STASH Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A. A navel. Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later. Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve? A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam. Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat? A. A Klondike Bar Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breath through something so small?" Q. Why don't women wear watches? A. There's a clock on the stove! Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q. Have you h
Sex Jokes
Some are kinda corny, but still funny! Enjoy! Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A. So men can be open minded. Q. What's the speed limit of sex? A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q. What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego... A. "Is it in?" Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury DoughBoy? A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A. One of his fingers is clean. Q. What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A. Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
Sex Joke Lmfao!
There once was a couple of newlyweds named John and Wendy. John told his wife Wendy that he wanted a tattoo! Wendy agreed a and said that would be OK. John did not know what the tattoo should say or where he would put it. So Wendy replied, "Well, if you REALLY loved me, you would get my name tattooed on your 'thingy'." John couldn't back out on that one, so he went to the tattoo parlor. The tattoo artist told him that he needed to have an erection while he put it on. After an hour of excruciating pain, the tattoo was done! As John was on his way home from the tattoo parlor he saw a rest stop and decided he needed to stop and take a leak. He went to the restroom and looked down to admire his tattoo and he noticed, that when he was not erect, the only letters that were visible, were the W and the Y. Suddenly, a big black gentleman steps into the urinal beside John and John accidentally looked down at the guy and could not help but notice that he ALSO had the letters W and
Sex Joke
There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him. First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw. Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off. The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw." The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."
Sex Jokes
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator? A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me. What a woman says: This place is a mess! C'mon, You and I need to clean up, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now! What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON YOU AND I blah, blah, blah blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!
Sex Joke
A Koala bear decides he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear starts getting dressed. The hooker says, "wheres my money?" The koala bear shrugs his shoulders. The hooker repeats herself asking for her money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear. It says "gets paid for sex." The koala bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to the hooker. It says, "Eats bush and leaves!" .
Sex Joke
A guy goes to see a doctor because he's ...well, a little too well endowed, shall we say. In fact, it's 25 inches long. He can't get any women to have sex with him. The doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but sends him to see a witch that he thinks might be able to help. The witch takes a look at the problem and tells him, "Go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there. Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says 'no,' you'll be five inches shorter." The guy decides it's worth a try and dashes into the forest, as anyone in this sort of joke would, finds the pond, and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Will you marry me?" he calls to the frog. The frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No." The Guy looks down and sure enough, he's five inches shorter. "Hey, this is great," he thinks to himself, "Let's try it again." "Will you marry me?" he asks the frog. The frog rolls his eyes, and shout
Sex - Just A Horse Race
The race is about to start It's a very tense moment at the starters gate, as the horses and their riders prepare to line up They're now at the Post.........They're getting readyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Anddddddddddd..............They're off!......... With Conscience being left at the post. Randy Man is first to make his move, Jockey Shorts pulled quickly away from Hands but then fell to the ground Passionate Lady is running free, With Silk Panties taken at the start. Now Hands is feeling his way towards Large Breasts. While Big Dickie is sagging way down After the first furlong its Hands making his move and going towards Passionate Lady, Passionate Lady is being caught between Thighs and Large Breasts Big Dickie is making a move and is trying to wriggle his way up front. Clean Sheets is spread behind Randy Man and Passionate Lady with Big Butt at the rear and touching Thighs. At the Halfway mark its Randy Man on top now with Big Dickie gaining all the time. Th
Sex Jokes
Sex With a Teacher, a Nurse.... How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher, a nurse or an airline stewardess? A teacher says we got to do this over and over again 'til we get it right. A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit. And a airline stewardess says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.
Sex Jokes
Candy for Oral In a small cathedral, a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the priest. The priest asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on and on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done, just give her 10 Hail Marys. I'll be right back." Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected, Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable," she said. "I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex." Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation—surely 10 Hail Marys would not do. So in a moment of desperation, the janitor peeked his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the priest give for oral sex?" The altar boy replied, "Two Snickers bars and a
Sex Jokes
Ex-Girlfriend A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar. "I had sex with another woman last night," he tells her. "But I was thinking of you the whole time." "You miss me that much?" she asks. "No," he says. "But it kept me from coming too fast."
Sex Jokes
Go for the Gold A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home, the man informs his wife of his new purchase. “Olympic condoms?”, she asks, “What makes them so special?” “There are three colors,” he replies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze.” “What color are you going to wear tonight?” she asks cheekily. “Gold of course,” says the man proudly. The wife responds, “Really, why don’t you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change.”
Sex Jokes
A Man and His Boy A man and his son walk into an ice cream parlor. The man orders a vanilla cone, looks at his son, slaps him on the back of the head and asks, “What do you want, Fathead?” The guy at the counter is appalled. He questions the man on his actions, to which the man replies, “There are three things a man wants in life: 1. A big truck. You see that truck out there? Biggest damn truck in town; 2. A nice house. I got the nicest house in the county; and 3) A tight woman. Had me one of those too, until Fathead here came along…”
A Sex Joke
Okay so a guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!!
Sex Joke
Okay so a guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!!
Sex Joke
A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.   After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.   The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.   Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.   He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"   She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"
Sex Journal
For all you fu-perverts, I have a sex journal located at livejournal.com If you'd like to read my true, lengthly, and amazing adventures... let me know and I'll give you the info.     I'm so happy my husband is a sex god.  I couldn't ask for anything more :]
Sex Jokes
These days, safe sex isn't just a good idea, it's a matter of life and death. Here are some valuable tips to help you "play it safe"... Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly. Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex. Don't fall for lines like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm." Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you. Before unsafe sex, think to yourself what the kids will look like. Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use. When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance. Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, "You don't have AIDS, do you?" Douse penis l
Sex Jokes
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Sex Knowlege
center>You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Sex, Kids, & The U.s. Government
So i am listening to the radio on my way in to work this mourning. and the host is talking about a program called "Say no to sex". it is supposed to be aimed at kids to try to stop or prevent kids from engageing in sex to early.turns out that the program is a billion dollar flop.kids and others are saying that it does not work and is not helping at all. i am single and have no kids so this effects me slightly at best, but for the 1000's of you who do that has got to be some scary sh*t to hear. the host went on to say that kids are starting to experiment with sex at a young age. they got a few kids to call in and they were pushing the abstainance thing.one girl said she was going to wait till marrige another saide the same thing. the went on to spell out that the rep you get in like high school sticks with you for life. the cohost mentioned that she stoped hanging out with friends in high school because they had that rep. and she did not want to be caught up in the same sh*t as her frie
Sex Kwiz
My Neece (& babee sister) came hom frum 8th grade health class yesterdee wiff this kwiz. I wuz helpin her owt. Let's see how yoo do on it too: A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False Semen is a term for sailors. True or False Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False A condom is a large apartment complex.
Sex Kills?
Dangers posed by sexual activity is probably minimal, but heart disease could curtail your sex life. While research shows that sex can indeed trigger heart attacks in some people, especially men, the odds of literally succumbing to passion are very low. Sexual activity is a contributing factor in less than 1 percent of heart attacks, according to a 1996 study by Harvard Medical...
Sexkontakt
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Sex Kitten
the lounge was empty and the muisc was above avg. but there was not one  staff member to be found  and when ask  got no response in my oppion this club needs to hire more staff or close down when they can not staff the room when was contacted  by the enforcer was bought a drink and then told that the owener was there and was invited back  this is a place that I will have to give a second chance to  but from the  first look This reviewer gives the SEX KITTEN  a 6 out of 10
Sex/love/women
What do I have to do to get some fine women to send me their pics? I am willing to post some of my cock if they will send me so of their sweet...lovehole.
Sexlines
We have time for one more caller, you're speaking with the doctor, what's you question!?!" "Doctor Cossett, my husband and I have been married for twenty three years and the zip has really gone out of our sex life, do you think you could give me some tips on how to liven things up a little bit?" "Well caller, we're almost out of time, but I have found that changing the venue of your love making can add a whole new dimension to the way you feel about each other, and I don't mean doing it in the kitchen instead of the bedroom, try taking an afternoon at a nice hotel, or maybe going on a picnic and making love by a babbling brook, use your imagination, good luck, caller, and this Dr. Olivia Cossett signing off for another day, see you tomorrow, good night!" "Whew, Freddie," she said to her engineer behind the glass, "after listening to three hours of that, you'd think nobody had a happy normal sex life!" "Oh, I don't know," Freddy said with a laugh, "the guy who liked to dress up in his w
Sex, Lies And Cyberspace
Very interesting article. By Regina Lynn | 02:00 AM Sep, 08, 2006 Keeping my eyes open, I cannot afford to sleep, Giving away promises I know that I can't keep. I've been away from home for almost a month, so I didn't know until this week that the September issue of O, The Oprah Magazine includes an investigative piece about, well, investigations. Specifically, using keystroke loggers and other snooping software to gather evidence of infidelity. Whether such spousal spying is ethical is, like most affairs of the heart, largely situational. It's not necessarily legal, either -- evidence gathered through cyber spying may not be admissible in court in a divorce case, because only the government is allowed to place wiretaps without a court order. Meanwhile, it's no secret that cyberspace provides a false sense of security for many an illicit liaison. I've long felt that people who ask The Question ("Is cybersex cheating?") want one of two answers: yes or no. If they're involve
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Sex Life Quiz
Margarita! Your sex life mostly resembles a Margarita – You are passionate and imaginative and you have a very spontaneous sex life. You are likely to do (or have done to you) a lot of things on a whim. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex & Love
Take off your shell along with your clothes. --Alex Comfort One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that. --Norman Mailer It is better to be silent than to say things at the wrong time that are too tender; what was appropriate ten seconds ago is no longer, and hurts one's cause, rather than helps it. --Stendhal Do not rush into your own bed after it. Talk a little bit, hang around. --Mel Brooks Sex and beauty are inseparable, like life and consciousness. And the intelligence which goes with sex and beauty, and arises out of sex and beauty, is intuition. --David Herbert Lawrence The omnipresent process of sex, as it is woven into the whole texture of our man's or woman's body, is the pattern of all the process of our life. --Havelock Ellis Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. --Woody Allen Give me chastity and continence -- but not yet. --Saint Augustine
Sex Lotion, And Other Stuff..
stowaways, and stuff Newyears, and taking people home, and " intimate massage oil " ( sex lotion? ) — Monday, January 01, 2007 I don't ever claim to be respectfull.... lol- the things left unsaid. Lastnight was newyears eve. ( For all you who didn't realize that. ) I spent basicly all day playing final fight streetwise. It is an awesome game. It has blood, and violence and language, and a little gore and stuff. And some " adult " situations. Way fun stuff. Then 8 or nine or something came around and my brother called me asking me what I was doing. He was having a party people were expecting me to be at. I was busy trying to kill a drugged out mutant sort of person. I was going to go over there after I killed him. It took me about an hr to do it. I died several times. I killed it, then went to do my hair and stuff, and my mom called to see how many mutants I had left to kill. Then I left, and on my way there, my mom called me agian to see where I was. When I was a
Sex Laws!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm. * It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex. * In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. * No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. * Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms. * Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!) * In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin
Sex Lesson
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Sex, Lies, And Roadside Bombings!
Sex, Lies, and Roadside Bombings! There is no way you can escape hearing that the American death toll has reached 3,000. The news media has held their breath long enough for the number to reach 3,000 and now they are reminding everyone how many soldiers we have lost in the Iraq war. Congressmen grimace as they shake their heads in blame. Senators scramble to be the first to proclaim that America is losing the Iraq war. Protesters light candles and wear armbands to show their support of withdrawing our troops, and casting blame on the president for ever daring to protect the citizens from terrorist attacks on our own soil. It must be devastating to the families of soldiers killed in the line of duty. Giving everything they had in the greatest of sacrifices. This selfless act demands the respect of all Americans. Every single soldier lost on the battlefield is a sacrifice in the name of freedom. Freedom is not cheap; it is paid for with the blood of our fallen. All we ever hear
Sex Life
Martini! Your sex life mostly resembles a Martini. You are suave, sophisticated and just a little kinky. You have an active sex life, but you only recruit the best to be your sex partners. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Life
1.) EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? yes 2.) EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? yes 3.) EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? yes 4.) EVER CRY DURING SEX? yes 5.) DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? yes 6.) EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? yes 7.) EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? no 8.) DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? talk dirty to me 9.) EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? yes 10.) EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? yes 11.) EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? yes 13.) EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? yes 14.) EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? yes 15.) HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? yes 16.) WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRISING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? extreme flatulance 18.) WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? the world except the troll .. well, and Nasty and KB ;) Ok so what happened to number 19???? 20.) ARE YOU HORNY NOW? always 21.) HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? quite a few 22.) DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? yep 23.) DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? no 24.) EVER H
Sex-like Talking And Such
Broads love dirty talk. So say stuff like, "Oh, baby. You know that I certainly am liking it when you do that thing... you know... with your thingy... and then I take my thingy... and we do stuff. Yeah, baby."
Sex, Love, And The Cherry
So I wanted to write something on Sex, Love, and the Cherry.. but I'm too tired to write anything as deep as I'd like to... however.. I was thinking of a new way to describe my podcast.. Asymmetric Biz Cult (the link can be found on my profile page) this new description is as follows "Rethinking Business and Media Aesthetics in light of Social Media and the struggle between the emperialist and prophetic traditions." What do you think of that? Well.. strangely enough.. I think this actually relates to questions of love and sex.. and indeed Cherry... Let us start with the question "what is hot." What is hot is very much like the question of Media Aesthetics... for instance.. what do you think of production values in relationship to video, and how has reality TV and You tube effected your sense of what looks good? So, by the same time.. how does Cherry, MySpace, and other social networking sites effect our sense of what is sexy? For me personally I'll tell you what I'm re
Sex License For My Woman
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Sex, Lies And Cyberspace
Excellent article, which begs several questions of human needs and interaction online. Sex, Lies and Cyberspace By Regina Lynn | 02:00 AM Sep, 08, 2006 Keeping my eyes open, I cannot afford to sleep, Giving away promises I know that I can't keep. I've been away from home for almost a month, so I didn't know until this week that the September issue of O, The Oprah Magazine includes an investigative piece about, well, investigations. Specifically, using keystroke loggers and other snooping software to gather evidence of infidelity. Whether such spousal spying is ethical is, like most affairs of the heart, largely situational. It's not necessarily legal, either -- evidence gathered through cyber spying may not be admissible in court in a divorce case, because only the government is allowed to place wiretaps without a court order. Meanwhile, it's no secret that cyberspace provides a false sense of security for many an illicit liaison. I've long felt that people who ask The Que
Sexlife
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Sex, Love, And True Happiness...
Yes all 3 of these are together because I think in some way that they all relate... Do I personally think you need all 3 for a strong healthy relationship, Yes I do... Well lets break it down... With love comes sex at some point... But for sex you should be in love... Now if you are getting some from the one you love you should truly be happy, right? Well why the fuck doesn't that always work? I believe there are too many variables to be able to have all 3 but can it happen, Yes it can... How you ask? Honestly I have no clue but there is a way, there has to be... So Here is the catch... Can you find the answer to this? Please feel free to share your opinion...
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Sex Laws
Weird Sex Laws No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms. Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!) During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains. In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes. Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers a
Sex Life................adult
A husband leans over to his wife in a bar and says, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over 50 years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." "Yes," she says. "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but very good, idea!" she says. There's a man sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them behind the tavern. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly, they erupt into the most furious sex that the man has ever seen. This goes on for about 40 minutes. Finally, they both collapse panting on the groun
Sex / Love Making
Sex is a reaction, a desire or an agreement two people have knowing that there is no commit or attachment emotionally..it a physical connection without ties a booty call here and there......Making love is a connection that two people have with one another other than the physical...it goes deeper than a lust, a desire or need...its two bodies connecting as one... loosing track of time...its an emotion...its beauty...its two spirit entwined...its an experience leading to a blossoming relationship..... its not just the rolling over and thanking each other....and saying I`ll call you in a week or two... its the beauty that two individuals share that no one else can come close too!
Sex Lies And The Police
WHAT A LIFE I started
Sex,lust,love
my ? is why are people always getting these three totally dirrerent things confused with each other?
Sex Lake
AN OLD INDIAN SHAMAN SAT AROUND A CAMPFIRE TELLING THE LEGEND ABOUT SEX LAKE HE TOLD THAT THE LAKE WAS MAGICAL AND A SCARED PLACE THAT PEOPLE WHO COME HERE USE "SEXMAGIC" THE LAKE WAS HIT BY LIGHTENING THE LIGHTENING ALSO HIT THIS TREE THAT SPLIT IN HALF HITTING THE LAKE IT WAS CALLED THE FUCKING TREE IT HAD ALL OF THESE DIVINE BRANCHES THAT YOU COULD HAVE ALL KINDS OF FUN OVER AND DO SO MANY POSITIONS.ANYONE WHO TOUCHED OR SWAM IN THE WATER WERE BLESSES THERE SEXUAL SENSES WOULD BE HEIGHTENED,SO NO KIDS UNDER 16 ALLOWED.PEOPLE LOVED THE LAKE IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL,SO REFRESHING AND INVIGORATING JUST TO TAKE A DIP.---FORGET THE CLOTHES---NONE ARE NEEDED.NUDITY IS BEAUTIFUL,NATURAL,SEX IN PUBLIC TOTALLY ALLOWED.AND IT CAN BE FUN.NORMAL SOCIETY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.YOU HAVE TO BE OPEN-MINDED.A NYMPHO EVEN,AND NYMPHOS NEED TO STICK TOGETHER,A SENSUAL PICNIC ON THE SHORE,CANDLES,FOODS,WHICH ARE VERY SENSUAL,--JUICY--YUM.SEX LAKE IS A FAIRIES LAKE FAIRIES ARE VERY SEXUAL,CAUSE FAIRIES ARE GUA
Sex Laws Of The States
I was researching sex laws and I must say, if nothing else, I got a great laugh out of reading the majority of the ones I found and will keep them etched into my memory for future reference especially while traveling. I started thinking "ONLY IN AMERICA" are people this wacky only to find out strange sex laws are worldwide. Just follow the link and witness for yourself that we are not alone! Listed below are some of the bizarre sex laws I found. Some are out-dated, some hard to imagine and some just plain stupid! Enjoy reading them and let me know which one is your favorite. In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. (Population control, no doubt and I heard they were considering doing this with people next) A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day. (Everyone knows screaming scares the wild life!) In Ames, Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer w
Sex Long Distance
This one is kinda tough for me. ONLINE RELATIONSHIPS..... Now this isn't for everybody. Some people are very much against online relationships and thats ok. To each their own. I personally don't have a problem with them at all. I have had a few in the past and presuing one now as well. Their are a few things that make it harder than a face to face relationship but, I am just going to focus on one for the moment. If you have read the blogs for the past 2 days you know that Sex is a big part of a relationship for me. Manyhave agreed with me and manyhave disagreed as well. In my mind it is and this is my blogs on my perspective afterall so I am gonna go with that. Keeping the sexual aspect of a relationship alive can be difficult at times and when you put a few thousand miles in the mix that just really throws it off. Three Main solutions come to mind. 1.Cyber Sex 2.Phone Sex 3.Cam Sex Ok so cam is cybering as well but for the sake of my own sanity I am classify
Sex Lately
"I want to fuck you" Whenever I heard those words I'd instantly get hot and wet, just craving for you to throw me on the bed and slam youself into me until I was screaming and hoarse. It was the one thing I waited for, I used to think it was for sexual satisfaction, but it was to feel wanted in some way, even if it was just for a few minutes. Now... I don't know, I don't want to hear it, for a long time or... ever. Why does every single sexual encounter have to be straight from a porn movie? Is that what's really satisfying? Perhaps people take these... videos, and try and treat them as lessons into how sex should be in order to have a good time. There is no more spontaneous sex... which is the only kind I've ever enjoyed. It's always "want to go back to my place?" or "we could sneak into one of those dark corners". I can honestly admit I'm one of the rare girls who loves facials, loves anal, and loves being skullfucked since I have no gag reflex. I make sure and let any guy I'm
Sex, Lies And Handwriting...
Sex, Lies and Handwriting is the title of the book of the moment. My impulsive nature usually has me reading at least three books at a time but for now, it's just this one. I heard about it one day while listening to the raunchy antics of my favorite radio hosts, O&A on XM . Of course, their plan was to invite this poor author onto their talk show and belittle her abilities in journalism but to their amazement, and mine, as the listener, found this stuff rather interesting...hmm, so, I went out and bought the book! People facinate me. Why they do things, what they do and how they do it...I just like to sit back and watch. Never a random talker, I reserve my information for those I feel worthy. I don't "get" those that lay it all out on the line in a first meeting...I guess I'm just not very trusting that most people are intelligent enough to "get me" or care for that matter so why waste the time, y'know? So, to find a book that teaches a person how to read other people
Sex Lies And Video Tapes Bring It
HI ALL ON MY FIRST AUCTION LETS MAKE IT A GOOD ONE AND U CAN OWN A SEXY ONE LIKE ME! COME ON AND OWN ME
Sex Letter 1
to be able to feel your touch to feel your skin on mine and mine on yours to drive each other insane to be one to be able for you to feel me inside of you to be able to watch your eyes fill with pleasureto be able to kiss your thighs to you hips to you puss to your stmoach to you beautiful sexy brest to your neck your chek to your lips back down to your neck your shoulders your brest your stomach your hips your puss your thighs yous legs to your feet and back up again every time i go back up to your lips i tease you with the head of my rock hard cock slowing entering you little by little until you cant take the teaseing anymore and i slowly enter your puss all the way i have tken every inch you let out a big moan you are soaking wet i slowly start to go in and out so passonitly deeply but gentlely your eyes are filling up the are sparkling you want more but i will not let you i take me time touching feeling i flip over and have you on top you sit on my rock hard cock you slowly let my
S.e.x Lyrics
You know there's a dirty wordNever gonna say it firstNo, it's just a thoughtThat never crosses my mindMaybe in the parking lotBetter bring your friend alongBetter rock togetherThan just one at a timeS is for the simpletyE is for the ecstasyX is just to mark the spot'Cause that's the one you really wantYes, sex is always the answer, it's never a question'Cause the answer's yes, oh the answer's yesNot just a suggestion, if you ask a questionThen it's always yes, yeahI'm loving what you wanna wearI wonder what's up under thereWonder if I'll ever have itUnder my tongueI'll love to try to set you freeI love you all over meLove to hear the sound you makeThe second you're doneS is for the simpletyE is for the ecstasyX is just to mark the spot'Cause that's the one you really wantYes, sex is always the answer, it's never a question'Cause the answer's yes, oh the answer's yesNot just a suggestion, if you ask a questionThen it's always yesYeah, yeah, yeah(Yes)Yeah, yeah, yeahYeah, yeah, yeahYeah,
S.e.x. Lyrics
Eh yo youNow see most cats, would take advantage of you right nowBut I ain't gone do that yoImma give you the game, rightImma give it to you becauseI would want somebody to give my little girl the gameWhen she done found her S.E.X.Life’s a tripVirgin just turned 17 and finally got some hipsHustlers on the block go crazy when you lick ya lipsBut they just want relationThey don’t want relationship(welcome to the real world)It ain’t the sameFellas old enough to be ya daddy know ya nameEverybody's talking’ ‘bout how much that girl done changedCan’t quite put ya finger on itBut you feelin’ strangeLike it's fire in your veins[Chorus:]Girl it’s just yourS.E.X.Mama's secretAnd daddy gone go crazy when he finds out that his baby’s found herS.E.X.Take a deep breathAnd think before you let it go (let it go)The block is packedBaby gotta attitude and proud to holla backMomma’s givin’ advice but she ain’t tryna hear thatNot beca
Sex, Lies And Videotape
OK...my blog is going to be about the things that make me tick.....I know  some of you know things about me  that i wouldnt tell the average person. Some of you think i m crazy and i have a tendency to say things without being tactful....i admit i do such things without hesitation.....Most times i do it without malicious intent or venom...Thats not who i really am inside...Im genuine, thoughtful and i have tons of respect for those that deserve it......Onto the real me.....LOL...Some will be suprised..most will not.... Sex with me is a complicated thing at times......The act itself isnt, but what leads up to it can be as complex as Quantum mathematics......Some of you know that i consider myself a "switch"...Those of you who know what that means, read on, for those that dont, you will be informed of a side you never knew.........A"switch" is an individual who at times feels like he needs to be submissive to a woman to feel cared for, dominated and shown how to give affection when and
Sex Me
sex me baby just do it fuck me suck me eat me love me you know you want to you just cant stand it fuck me suck me eat me love me make me sweat make me scream make me moan fuck me suck me eat me love me you dont be disappointed
Sex Myths
Sex Myths Unsolved myths The Venus Butterfly The Venus Butterfly is hinted at as not being intercourse but can supposedly, when practiced, cause hour long orgasms, hundreds of orgasms and multiple contractions in both women and in men, among many other things. Is this myth just an old urban legend, or does it really exist? It is my belief that the Venus Butterfly DOES NOT exist. Here's why: The only places you see saying anything at all about the "Venus Butterfly" or anything else you've probably not heard of are adult catologues, bookstores, TV channels, etc. that are trying to SELL you this supposed secret. No where else will you find any information about it all. Searching for this topic on the Internet will no doubt lead you to find only places where other people are asking, "What is the Venus Butterfly?" and not any useful information about it. In limited form, however, the venus butterfly may be a form of manual stimulation where the hands are used to stimulate the wo
Sex Mumbai
Sex in Mumbai 1 oz vodka. 15 ml Archer's Peach Schnapps. Splash of lime juice 1/2 orange juice and 1/2 Cranberry Juice Fill tall glass with ice. add spirits, lime juice, orange juice and cranberry juice. Garnish with cherry and orange.
Sex Me
Sex Me
I know the touch of your hand Even when your not around. I know the touch of your kiss Even when your moving down. You let me know how you feel And let's me know it's surreal. Sex me with yo' touch, yo' kiss and tongue Let me know it's good to you and your wanting more. I know the look in your eyes, when you see me It let's me know in my heart were you art to be. Even though you wine and dine Even though you spendin time Even when your not around I can feel you going down. When I'm next to you the passion inside Makes me want to sex you body. To know that the love, can take over me And I can't wait till next time you on top on me. You let me know how you feel, And let's know it's surreal Sex Me with yo' touch, yo' kiss and tongue Let me know that it's good to you and your wanting more. Sex Me With your lips from head to toe, Feeling the passion overflow. Feeling your tongue on my thigh And then we connect, it's for the long ride.
Sex Movies
i love sex movies, that is all i think of when get up in the mornings,and when i go to seelp at nite,i like when other have sex so i which them do it yummmm..
Sex & Music
Sex and music-it's a winning combination and a very old recipe. Going back even further than our rich heritage of Marvin Gaye's greatest hits, those proper sounding madrigals suck as Bolero by Ravel aren't really as proper as you may think. Death lyrics often were euphemisms for sex. Despite my choir nerd background, it never really occurred to me to think of classical music as potential erotic theme songs. It makes sense though-they usually last about 15 minutes and build to a climax, right? Bonus if you can score something with cymbals crashing at the end. More popularly, we're looking at 20th century stuff, not that there's anything wrong with getting your Puccini on, if that's your thing. A friend of mine suggested Lauryn Hill to get your groove on. R&B in general seems to be a pretty popular choice-the music is pretty smooth, high on emotion and not without a good pulse to it. I'm not one to argue with that logic. My only caveat is to look out for lyrics. You may be fe
The Sex Machine
The Sex Machine My eyes sprang open, I groaned and looked at the clock. It was three in the morning and there was Larry standing next to our bed. I was annoyed, we had not been having a very good relationship lately, and like all wives I suspected another woman. Larry liked money and believed he had married it when he married me. He was wrong, he should have married my father. My father hated his guts and cut me off. My marriage went downhill after that day. Like I said, Larry liked money. Now he looked so anxious that it was almost comical, the way he pinched his legs together like he needed to take a piss. Larry wanted me to see his latest invention and would not take no for an answer. Larry had his moments, I had to admit. As it turned out this was a turning point, this day was the beginning and the end, as you will see in a minute. Larry was basically a lazy asshole, but he was also a mechanical genius in his own way. He could find more ways to fix things, or
Sex~my Dream Lover
I had the most amazing dream last night. My dream lover is amazing peson and the best thing about him is that he seesm to give me what I need. Now I dont know anything about him other then the fact is that he's taller then my 5'6 and doesnt seem to mind that I'm on the chunky side.He's smart and he KNOWS how to seduce my mind.The funny thing is I can talk to him about anything and the sex is amazing,well at least in my dreams. He has this way of kissing me and touching me when he just simply isnt trying. Now I know this blog doesnt belong in kink and yet is is a kink of sorts. Well at least to me.I drew a picture of him from my memory of the hottest night of my life(damn sex dreams) In my dream he stole into my room and crawled into bed with me,nibbled on my neck and as I pressed myself into him he ripped the strap of my tank-top to get closer to me.All i could do is moan help-lessly. (Which would be something totally new to me,let's be real people,I aint no easy-push over girl
Sex Me
I know the touch of your hand Even when your not around I know the touch of your kiss Even when your moving down U let me know how you feel And let's me know it's surreal Sex me with yo' touch, yo' kiss and tongue Let me know it's good to you and your wanting more-wanting more Sex Me with yo' touch, yo' kiss and tongue Let me know it's good to you and your wanting more-wanting more I know the look in your eyes, when you see me It let's me know in my heart were you art to be Even though you wine and dine Even though you spendin time Even when your not around I can feel you going down U let me know how you feel And let's me know it's surreal Sex Me with yo' touch, yo'kiss and tongue Let me know it's good to you and your wanting more-wanting more Sex Me with yo' touch, yo'kiss and tongue Let me know that it's good to you and your wanting more-wanting more When I'm next to you the passion inside Makes me want to sex you body, I can't deny To know that the love, can
Sex Me
SEX ME I know the touch of your hand Even when your not around I know the touch of your kiss Even when your moving down U let me know how you feel And let's me know it's surreal Sex me with your touch, your kiss and tongue Let me know it's good to you and your wanting more-wanting more I know the look in your eyes, when you see me It let's me know in my heart were you art to be Even though you wine and dine Even though you spendin time Even when your not around I can feel you going down U let me know how you feel And let's me know it's surreal When I'm next to you the passion inside Makes me want to sex your body, I can't deny To know that the love, can take over me And I can't wait till next time you on top on me U let me know how you feel And let's me know it's surreal Sex Me With your lips from head to toe Feeling the passion overflow Feeling your tongue on my thigh And then we connect, for the long ride Sex Me With your lips from head to toe F
Sex Machine
Sex Me Not On Ct .
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Sex Machines For Women
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~sex Me Up N Throw Me Out~
sex me up n throw me out... tell me dear, what am i 2 u? jus another lil' gurl with a crush, dat's all I'll ever be... i hate da way u make me feel... im happy when im with u,den u throw me away... u fuck with my head, it seems 2 u dat it must me okay... "She doesnt have feelins, she'll be fine,n no matter what she feels it doesnt matter anyway..." my life is 2 busy with other things 2 worry bout u... so, how bout i fuck with ur mind n hold ur hand? i hate da way u make me feel. u spin me out of control.
Sex Me
sexing me smile for me pearly whites ignite this flame heating me ever so, gently look at me brown eyes piercing moistening lips causing hips to, gyrate. slowly. arousing me. invoking lightening tightening walls. so much thunder under my dress. touching me. skin's changing texture as smooth as your, pleasure. fingertips slide down me. push in me. seducing me. kiss me. forehead captured. webbed in the rapture of wet affection, erection brushing my thigh. you are, making me high sexing me. licking me. tasting, basting my surface with your, sweetness. intoxicating yourself with, mine. sexing me. penetrating at last the waiting is, over heels rest upon shoulders she pulls you deeper. sexing me. you caress her frame. sexing me. she's glad you came. sexing me she, calls your name completely forgetting hers and you're to blame she, thanks you sexing her....
Sex Math
Body: Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a lie anyway-but sex math will know!YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .Work this out as you read ..Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a day that you would like to have sex(more than one but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 3. Add 5 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....If you haven't, add 1756. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number The first digit of this was your original number(i.e., how many times you want to h
14 Sex Moves.. (from Cosmo)
1. Temperature Tease Forget about just stroking your man with a simple pair of satin panties! For a real treat, pop those silky numbers in the freezer a day before you're ready for action. Then loosely wrap the icy fabric around his package and gently slide it up and down. "The coolness combined with the satiny smooth texture provides a surprising sensation," explains Olivia St. Claire, author of 302 Advanced Techniques for Driving a Man Wild in Bed. But act fast -- the heat coming off your man's below-the-belt region will melt the chill rapidly. So once the panties hit room temp, go the opposite route and really warm things up. Paget suggests microwaving a damp washcloth for about 15 seconds. Then use it to rub his member in an up-and-down motion, just as you did with the underthings. "Not only is the warming sensation soothing, but it also brings the blood flow to his groin area, increasing his arousal," explains Paget. 2. Naked Chef Incorporating food into your passion play
Sexmas Santa
DRUNK1'S SEXMAS CONTEST! THE NAUGHTIEST AND BEST SANTA COSTUME... AND YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO WIN THIS.. SO PUT ON YOUR COSTUME, AND SNAP THAT PICTURE, PREFERABLLY I WANT IT TO BE YOU, BUT IF YOU ARE TO UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THAT IDEA, JUST GET A PIC OF A SEXY SANTA.. AND YOU CAN USE THAT!!! --OR-- CONTEST WILL BE JUDGED BASED ON COMMENTS AND RATES... YOU KNOW THE DRILL, 1 RATE EQUALS 10 COMMENTS, AND 1 COMMENT OF COURSE EQUALS ONE COMMENT.. DURRR! THE CONTEST WILL GO ON FOR EXACTLY 1 MONTH, IT WILL BEGIN DECEMBER 14TH AND RUN UNTIL JAN 14. TO QUALIFY, YOU MUST HAVE A SEXY SANTA COSTUME.. AND IT WILL HAVE TO BE SFW!!! ONLY SERIOUS ENTRIES WILL BE ACCEPTED!! SO DONT MESS AROUND! ALL ENTRIES WITH A MINIMUM OF 10,000 COMMENTS WILL RECIEVE A BIG PIMPIN GIFT AT THE POINT WHEN THE REACH 5,000 COMMENTS. FOR EVERY 5,000 COMMENTS AFTER THAT, ANOTHER GIFT WILL BE GIVEN TOP PRIZES ARE AS FOLLOWS: 1st PRIZE WITH A MINIMUM OF 100,000 COMMENTS WILL BE A HAPPY HOUR!!
Sexmission
Directed and produced by Juliusz Machulski. Yes, it's another Polish film. You'll have to read subtitles if you do not understand the language. Sci-Fi comedy set in a futuristic society that developed long after war. Two men volunteer to be cryogenically frozen for the sake of science and are unthawed hundreds of years later by an underground culture of women. Most of which have never seen a man before, because the male gene was extinguished by biological warefare used against them. Now only females are born through test tubes. Fear of radiation keeps them underground so food is made in a lab, and the women take a mysterious pill like clockwork. They wear skimpy clothing with gloves that restrict the sensation of touch, and do not fear being naked around each other. (Yes there are shower scenes.) They study the recently thawed men, and try to decide what to do with them. One, the macho type, the other a studious quiet type. Definitely worth watching!
Sex Moves That Will Rock Your World! (part 1)
Ok..Here are 21 little sex moves that you can use with your partner to SPICE THINGS UP! 1. GET STROKED: Try taking advantage of couch time with each other one night. Take your fingertips to slowly, gently caress your partner's skin. The light, sensual touch will create a tingling sensation, that will wake up their body, while also relaxing them for sex! 2. KEEP YOUR PANTIES ON LADIES: It can be very pleasurable torture to play with each other over your underwear, teasing and stroking each other through the fabric. (REMEMBER making out with your BF/GF on your parents couch n your highschool years?) This activity BUILDS up anticipation, so when you FINALLY do have skin-to-skin contact, it will be much more EXCITING and EXPLOSIVE! 3. MAKE CIRCLES: Ok LADIES, let's be honest, most guys are just grateful to GET a blowjob. But that is no excuse to hold out. Rather than simply moving up and down, use your tongue to SLOWLY WIND AROUND HIS COCK. Swirl up his shaft with the tip of your
Sex Moves: Part 3
15. ANCHOR HIM: Increase his pleasure by being very HANDS ON ladies: Try this: Form a ring with 2 fingers and your thumb and gently hold the skin at the base of the penis, pulling it tight, will bring the nerve endings closer to the surface...giving HIM pleasure! 16. GET ON YOUR FEET: Another way to make the FEMALE on TOP POSITION more interesting: Squat over your man rather than just straddling him ladies..it gives you better ease of motion, you can bounce higher, and have more control over your movements, making your pleasure intensified. Squating allows the penis to penetrate deeper, creating new sensations on the head and around the base of his penis. 17. TIGHTEN UP (or LOOSEN UP): There are many ways to find the perfect penis to vagina fit..try these: 2 cause more FRICTION during missionary position, have the lady slide her legs together so that they R between yours AND for DEEPER penetration, have your lady spread her legs nice and wide with her knees UP. 18. GIVE A TUG
Sex Machine Gun
she walks along a lonely street slipped across the tracks bit her lip touched my cheek scratches on my back another night in the sheets another tangled mess one day with the devil one night of fun shootin you full of love with my sex machine gun hot nights in July sit and sip a drink one touch of your hand puts me on the brink a little smile a devil's stare your fingers running through my hair one day with a devil one night of fun shoot you full of love with my sex machine gun
Sex Market
Sex(men )its Not On Us !!
1) Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2) Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partner's mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3) Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4) Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5). Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it's
Sex Me
My Marine comes home on Thursday! I cant wait! Ive been missin him like crazy...Hes comin home finally! Oohrah! =o)
Sex Myths (long)
I found this article and had to share with my fellow Fu's Hollywood sex: What's hot or not? In the movies, orgasms happen in 3 seconds and no one slips in the shower Thank God for movie sex scenes. They’ve been turning the world on since the silent film days, like when Rudolph Valentino let his hand brush Vilma Bánky’s boob in 1926’s “Son of the Sheik.” But the trick is to never compare your own sex life with the perfectly choreographed, perfectly lit, perfectly satisfying ones served up by Hollywood. As two “experts” who’ve spent nine years writing about sex, you’d think we’d know that. And yet just the other night, Em re-rented “Sin City” with her husband and couldn’t help but notice that during the infamous lasso-dance scene, he was edge-of-his-seat rapt and white-knuckling the remote. Was he wishing she had Jessica Alba’s moves — or at least her thighs? No matter what kind of lovin’ you’re getting at home, Hollywood sex can seem like the bitchy sorority sister who’s alway
10 Sex Mistakes Women Make
I made this NSFW just in case... THE Sex and the City girls did their best to teach us, but now a doctor of sex has identified the top 10 sex mistakes women make that ruin their relationships. Dr. Yvonne Kristín Fulbright is a sex educator, relationship expert, columnist and founder of Sexuality Source Inc. The author of several books including, Touch Me There! A Hand Guide to Your Orgasmic Hot Spots has now created a check list on Fox News for women to help them stop falling into the same sexual patterns. Basically, Dr Fulbright says: 1. Motherhood should not make you celibate Motherhood should not make you celibate. Instead, you need to see yourself as a hot mama, switching on your Marilyn Monroe persona the second you get your lover alone. For your sake, for your family’s sake, you need to temporarily forget that you’re known as an asexual “mommy” most of the day. You need to nurture your sex life with as much zest as you put into your childcare. Happy parents
6 Sex Mistakes Men Make
6 Sex Mistakes Men Make Experts' sex tips for men who have sex with women. Hey guys, think you know everything there is to know about having sex with women? That erotic encyclopedia you carry around in your head may contain a lot of basic errors and omissions about women's sexuality -- errors that can lead to sex mistakes. That's because -- after learning the facts of life -- most of us are left to figure out sex for ourselves. Guys tend to take a lot of cues from adult movies, and we all know how true-to-life those are. Experience may help, but many women can be shy when talking about what they like. I have been giving relationship and sex advice for the past 17 years studying sex psychology, and as an mentor and advisor. To help with some sex tips, I also asked two acclaimed sex educators, Tristan Taormino and Lou Paget, to tell me what they think are the most common sex mistakes men make with women. Taormino is a prolific author, lecturer, and video producer. Her lat
6 Sex Mistakes Men Make
6 Sex Mistakes Men Make Experts' sex tips for men who have sex with women. Hey guys, think you know everything there is to know about having sex with women? That erotic encyclopedia you carry around in your head may contain a lot of basic errors and omissions about women's sexuality -- errors that can lead to sex mistakes. That's because -- after learning the facts of life -- most of us are left to figure out sex for ourselves. Guys tend to take a lot of cues from adult movies, and we all know how true-to-life those are. Experience may help, but many women can be shy when talking about what they like. I have been giving relationship and sex advice for the past 17 years studying sex psychology, and as an mentor and advisor. To help with some sex tips, I also asked two acclaimed sex educators, Tristan Taormino and Lou Paget, to tell me what they think are the most common sex mistakes men make with women. Taormino is a prolific author, lecturer, and video producer. Her lat
6 Sex Mistakes Men Make
I read this and I thought it was so true! Ladies you know what I mean dont you!! Sex Mistake No.1: You Know What She Wants Men often make assumptions about what a woman wants based upon what they've done with other women. But women aren't all the same. "You develop a repertoire as you mature sexually, but you should never assume that what worked for the last person is going to work for this person," Taormino says. That applies not only to sexual predilections, but also to relationships, she says. "There are women who can have no-strings-attached sex, and women who can get attached very easily, and then everyone in between." Sex Mistake No. 2: You Have All She Needs Some women can't have an orgasm with less than 3,000 rpm. No human tongue or fingers can generate that kind of vibration. But men typically think something is wrong if a woman needs a vibrator. "If the only way that a woman can achieve orgasm is with a vibrator, she's not broken," Taormino says. Think
6 Sex Mistakes Men Make By Webmd
6 Sex Mistakes Men Make " This is a WedMD feature. I would like to share this to all. A very informative article for both men and women. Happy reading!" Reviewed by Louise Chang, MD Hey guys, think you know everything there is to know about having sex with women? That erotic encyclopedia you carry around in your head may contain a lot of basic errors and omissions about women's sexuality -- errors that can lead to sex mistakes. That's because -- after learning the facts of life -- most of us are left to figure out sex for ourselves. Guys tend to take a lot of cues from adult movies, and we all know how true-to-life those are. Experience may help, but many women can be shy when talking about what they like. To help us with some sex tips, WebMD asked two acclaimed sex educators, Tristan Taormino and Lou Paget, to tell us what they think are the most common sex mistakes men make with women. Sex Mistake No.1: You Know What She Wants Men often make assumptions about wh
Sex Magick
Sex Magick... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: Although sex can be beautiful not to mention powerful, be mindful that taking ownership of your actions is important. Please discuss the more carnal topics such as contraception if the possibility of pregnancy is not mutual; and sexual health protection of not transmitting or receiving sexually transmitted diseases. Furthermore, make sure that if in a monogamous relationship you are prepared to deal with the perils of your partner finding out about your sexual liaison with someone other than he or she. If you are uncertain with the above issues involving raising power through sex then you may want to consider masturbation as an overall safer method. And remember sex should be between mature consensual adults. Sex Magick is not for everyone, and like anything - know your partner…in this case spiritually as well. Sex and sexuality play a large part in many religions. Myths a
6 Sex Mistakes Men Make
WebMD offers experts' sex tips for men who have sex with women. By Martin F. Downs WebMD Feature Reviewed by Louise Chang, MD Hey guys, think you know everything there is to know about having sex with women? That erotic encyclopedia you carry around in your head may contain a lot of basic errors and omissions about women's sexuality -- errors that can lead to sex mistakes. That's because -- after learning the facts of life -- most of us are left to figure out sex for ourselves. Guys tend to take a lot of cues from adult movies, and we all know how true-to-life those are. Experience may help, but many women can be shy when talking about what they like. To help us with some sex tips, WebMD asked two acclaimed sex educators, Tristan Taormino and Lou Paget, to tell us what they think are the most common sex mistakes men make with women. Taormino is a prolific author, lecturer, and video producer. Her latest project is the Expert Guide educational video series from Vi
6 Sex Mistakes Men Make
Hey guys, think you know everything there is to know about having sex with women? That erotic encyclopedia you carry around in your head may contain a lot of basic errors and omissions about women's sexuality -- errors that can lead to sex mistakes. That's because -- after learning the facts of life -- most of us are left to figure out sex for ourselves. Guys tend to take a lot of cues from adult movies, and we all know how true-to-life those are. Experience may help, but many women can be shy when talking about what they like. To help us with some sex tips, WebMD asked two acclaimed sex educators, Tristan Taormino and Lou Paget, to tell us what they think are the most common sex mistakes men make with women. Taormino is a prolific author, lecturer, and video producer. Her latest project is the Expert Guide educational video series from Vivid Ed. Sex Mistake No.1: You Know What She Wants Men often make assumptions about what a woman wants based upon what they've done with other wo
Sex Me
Your kisses are so soft,as they trail down my neck.I no longer can think,my mind's now a wreck.Your tongue moves so slowly,as it lingers on my skin.I bite down on my lip,just eager to begin.I bring your lips to mine,cuz I love how you taste.We keep things going slowly,there's no need to make haste.Whether we're on the bed or the wall,I don't care anymore.All I know in this moment is,I've never needed you more.We undress each other,bare and bodies glistening.Baby we can scream as loud as we want,no one's here or listening.I can see that you're hard,and hunny I'm so wet.But I want you to tease me more,please don't fuck me just yet.You play with my clit,making my muscles spasm.It feels so damn good,I can't wait to orgasm.I gasp in your ear,my voice now quivers.I bite down on your neck,making your body shiver.My fingers glide down your back,as I trace your spine.Your voice is so sultry when you say,"I'm gonna make you mine."I love how you make me beg,and tease me 'till I break.Push me furt
Sex My Body Right
LAY MY BODY DOWN ON DA BED, SPREAD MY LEGS TAKE YOUR TOUNGE AN GIVE ME SUM OF YOUR BOMB HEAD... IT WONT BE LONG TILL I GRAB YOUR STICK AN SHOW YOU HOW A REAL CHICK SLOBB YOU DOWN. DEEP THROATIN IS WHAT I DO BEST. PLAYIN WIT DA HEAD, AS I MAKE SURE IT STAYS WET. ONCE ITS SUPER HARD I JUMP ON TOP, RIDE DAT DICK GIRL SHOW HIM HOW GOOD PUSSY SUPPOSE TO WORK. UP, DOWN, ROUND,AN,ROUND WE GO TURN AROUND AN RIDE IT NICE AN SLOW... OH ITS GOOD IM BOUT TO BUST THAT FIRST NUT, THEN IMMA LET YOU SHOW ME WHAT YOUR DICKS REALLY WORTH.... PULL ME IN THE CENTER OF THE BED, PUT MY LEGS WAYS BACK IN THE AIR. STROKE IT LONG AN SLOW.... SPEED IT UP AS IT GETS DEEPER OH SO DEEPER.... TURN ME AROUND AN HIT IT DOGGY STYLE. OH IM THROWIN IT BACK AS MY PHAT ASS BOUNCES UP AN DOWN, SMACK MY ASS, PULL MY HAIR TELL ME HOW GOOD IT FEELS IF YOU DARE.... WHEN YOUR BOUT TO BUST STICK IT BACK IN MY MOUTH SO I CAN SUCK, SUCK IT UNTIL ITS ALL OUT DONT GET TO EXCITED I SPIT NEVA SWALLOW BUT I BET YOU GOT WHAT I CALL A SU
The Sex Monster
Sex Man
I'm looking for sex woman add me amer_sex55@yahoo.com i love see u on cam
Sex M,ap
Find out where I've journeyedon the Map of Human Sexuality!Or get your own here!
Sex Mad
Your dirty brain makes my dirty brain want to do absolutely filthy things to you
Sex My Statistics
My sex statistics My Penis is 6.5 inches long by 2 inches diameter this equals 20 cubic inches I had been having sex for 50 years If we say every two days that’s 180 times a year this equates to I have had sex 10,016 times for 20 minutes average and we presume 100 strokes per minute Given 20 cubic inches times 2000 strokes this equates to 13,000 cubic inches on each occasion 10016×13,000 =130,208,000 cubic inches that’s a lot of solid cock In terms of length 100 x 20 x 6.5 = 13,000 inches every sex session; Given I have had sex 10,016 times This works out at 3,616,800 yards or 2,055 miles No wonder I’m knackered. Working on the accepted weight of body fat per cubic inch the weight of cock delivered is 15,898,000 pounds or 7,097 tons,--- Why don’t I rest.
Sex Not In The City
Ok so im banging this chic in a car in a school parking lot late at night next thing I see is a bright light, I thought either she has the whitest ass in the world or it's the cops, well come to find out she tans naked and it was a police officer.In full humping motion i'm asked by the officer to step out the car I told him in a shaky tone i'm cummin!! he said ok little did he know I was really cumming full out orgasm.Needless to say i was charged with disorderly conduct not by my sexual performance mind you but I guess fucking in empty parking lots is offensive, so once in court the judge asked what I was thinking to do such a thing I told him I was an alcosexamaholic he said and whats that?I replied i drink till i'm fucked sir but realized that wasn't the right thing to say to the judge so I decided to plead the fifth and wondered if I pleaded the fifth would he know i've been drinking.
Sex Name!
APRIL's sexual nickname: "She-bop" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex > No Sex --&-- Jellyfish > Boobs
So this week my wang has been on a rampage, and I've almost had sex countless times. Each time has been great. The other day this hot girl who was hotter than any girl you have ever known, walked up to me and said "Hi, you're super hot, and I would be honored if you would cup my ample breasts with your hands". But I didn't, cause that happens to me all the time, and it gets old. Now I know what you're thinking "A guy thats sick of grabbing boobs??". Well anyone that knows me will know that I am a self-certified 'Booboloist'. I can tell a girls exact bra size from up to 4 miles away. But after you have imagined yourself face down in a sea of knockers for 15 years running, something loses its appeal. So now I only will look at boobies, and feel them in the spirit of scientific research, and human betterment. I am a humanitarian, and I help the world 1 boob at a time. Also, here is +Bauer+'s helpful hint of the day: if you dont have boobs around to grab and/or fuck, gander down t
Sex > No Sex --&-- Jellyfish > Boobs
So this week my wang has been on a rampage, and I've almost had sex countless times. Each time has been great. The other day this hot girl who was hotter than any girl you have ever known, walked up to me and said "Hi, you're super hot, and I would be honored if you would cup my ample breasts with your hands". But I didn't, cause that happens to me all the time, and it gets old. Now I know what you're thinking "A guy thats sick of grabbing boobs??". Well anyone that knows me will know that I am a self-certified 'Booboloist'. I can tell a girls exact bra size from up to 4 miles away. But after you have imagined yourself face down in a sea of knockers for 15 years running, something loses its appeal. So now I only will look at boobies, and feel them in the spirit of scientific research, and human betterment. I am a humanitarian, and I help the world 1 boob at a time. Also, here is Pacey's helpful hint of the day: if you dont have boobs around to grab and/or fuck, gander down to
Sex N The City
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Sexnstuff Pt.2
  June 23, 2009 @ 5:07 pm #9 of 9 -- Sex Survey 1) What turns you on the most? kissing and looking in her eyes when she cums2) Does size matter? if not i also have flawless technique,lol 3) Most times in one day? 5 but i faked the last one 4) Most orgasms in one session? 2 5) What do you think about during sex? lol,silly,guys don't think during sex all the blood has left our brain. 6) Ever had a Three-some? lol well,yeah!!!7) How often do you masterbate? does using someone elses hand count as masturbating? 8) Do you like oral? mmmmmmyessssss 9) What's better, someone you care about or a one night stand? a one week stand
Sex , No Lies , No Videotape :)
As some of you may allready know. My wife was in a car accedent a few years back.  My wife and I are in a open relationship. We are looking for new friends n maybe a lover. It has been very hard 4 us and our sex life has sufferd. I take great pride in pleasing my wife before I please myself. The fact is this, it hurts her every time we make love, so as it is very hard for us. We are looking to meet new single ladies and couples. Preferably over 21 and under 40. we live in the Seattle Wa. area. First we would like to meet and start out as friends and then possibly move into a sexual relastionship of sorts. We are STD free and we do drink, and smoke. Just the way it is. We love to go camping, hanging out in our back yard for BBQ's n lil campfires. Yes we have kids n pets. No we are not looking for one night stands. If this sparks your intest, leave me a message in my inbox, and we can go from there. No salute , dont botther peace
Sex Novel
   I kiss you ever so lightly as i run my fingers through your hair,and pull you closer with my other hand,whispering in your ear "you are more bueatiful then the heavens them selves!"I nibble on your ear as you sigh in relief,your body relaxes in my arm,so sweet n fragile.I gracefully lift you into my arms as our gaze of passion and lips lock in its own excstacy.I carry you to the bed as our pulses rise and our moods calm.I lay you on the bed and continue to kiss down your neck to your sholders,and caress your body ever so gently,along your rib cage to your hips,as i nuzzle a hardened pink nipple,and kiss to your belly button.Your breathing gets heavier as i unbutton and unzip your pants with my teeth,and slowly pull them down around your ankles,along with a trail of baby kisses on your thighs.I run my hands across your hips and up your stomach to your ample breast,and sit you up to slowly discard your shirt.I gently brush the hair from your face as you lay back down.I admire your bod
Sex N Headaches
Having sex can reduce a fever because of the sweat produced. Sex is also a pain reliever, ten times more effective than Valium: immediately before orgasm, levels of the hormone oxytocin rise by five times, determining a huge release of endorphins. These chemicals calm pain, from a minor headache to arthritis or migraines, and with no secondary effects. Migraines also disappear because the pressure in the brain's blood vessels is lowered while we have sex. So now we see that actually, a woman's headache is rather a good reason for having sex, not against it. - OMG Facts.
The Sexo
Hazily my eyes open to a peek of morning sonshine casting on our bodies. Awakened by the warm sesation of a lover tongue. Runnig up and down the inside of my thigh. At attention her handsknowingly bring me to attention so stiff under the sheets. Her breath passing through covered cock to send chills up and down the tip of my spine. Unwrapping her gift like a schoolgirl she smiles and takes me into her mouth as if i were breakfast. Now stretching her mouth every vein glistens in her juices as she takes my length to the balls. Moaning and asking me to cum for her. My hands are now wrappend in her hair and meeting her every movement with my hips. Thrusting and fucking her face as she asks for more. Her hands grip me with excitement carressing and squeezing my chest. Slithering back she takes me inside her and begins to mimick her mouths movements. Up and down lathering at the hilt of my cock mixed with her spit. Bucking wildly now, our bodies smash together in heat and pass
Sex... Or Lack Of....
It has been 3 years since I've had sex . I'm not complaining. I've gone far longer without sex, and I'm sure there are many of you out there that have as well. In an effort to avoid sexual casualties, I'm not having meaningless, frivolous sex. I shall abstain. There is something about having sex on a daily basis, and then suddenly not having it anymore. It does something to you. It changes you. It's like having a cup of coffee twice a day, and then not having it anymore. You get headaches, right? So what happens when I don't get my daily dose of penis? Well, I've noticed the following series of maladies: 1. IRRITABILITY- Suddenly I'm aware of how annoying Eva Longoria is. I don't know what it is. Maybe it is the fact that she is representing us Latin actresses, but cannot seem to get a role that doesn't require her to be a "sex pot". What does that say about our culture? Where are the roles with substance? I know there are intelligent roles for Latin women, but there are few. I
Sex On Here
Ok Ive been looking around here looking at people and have noticed alot of them have to do with sex. Ok I know, sex is great but really do we need to have our profile names to reflect that? My profile name just happens to be my magical name that I chose when I was about 16. I see tons of tits and asses, where are the faces? I have questions about that: 1) Are they really yours? 2) Is that all you want people to know you as and for? Really people! Yeah I have nude photos of myself (not taken by me) but thats not what I have for a profile pic, and I wont! I think people should be attracted to you for who you are and not because of your tits, ass, or cock!
Sex One Liners
Is it wrong to have sex before you are married? Only if you are late for the ceremony. My sex life is a disaster. Last night the Red Cross showed up with coffee and doughnuts. What's a diaphragm? A trampoline for dickheads. What's the difference between medium and rare? 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare. Why didn't Dolly Parton ever take up stage acting? They all said she'd be a big bust on Broadway. How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes. What was Dolly Parton voted in high school? Most likely to breast-feed Ethiopia. Why was Joan Collins voted most popular girl at the US Cavalry dance? Because she was mounted more times than the horses. Why was Joan Collins voted "Woman of the Year" by Screw magazine? Because she had more meat between her buns than McDonald's. Did you know that Rock Hudson was going to make a movie with Sylvester Stallone? They were going to call it Ram-Butt. Did
Sex On Sunday!!!!!
(I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling ..) Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparents' house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even .. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along!"
Sex On The Beach
The warm sun was sinking into the ocean as we walked down the beach. What was once bright and impossible to look at was turning a deep orange as the horizon consumed it. Scattered clouds were highlighted with orange and pinks, a beautiful contrast to the blues of the sky. We had taken off our shoes so we could feel the sand on our feet. We walked hand and hand along the surf which was loud enough that if we wanted to talk we had to raise our voices. The smell of the salt water was thick on the air. Each breath of it was refreshing and invigorating. The breeze blew in from the ocean taking away all the smells of city and replacing them with that of pure nature. A piece of drift wood caught our attention and I suggested we have a seat. It was smooth and free from bark, a result of being pounded along the shoreline sands. It was nearly white from being bleached by the salt and sun. I took the blanket from my back pack and shook it out over the sand where we were going to sit and e
Sex On Mars
The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flyer miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers,how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do. "A discussion ensues! Finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. "Why?" he asks. "What's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows unt
Sex On Mars
The year is 2222 and after accumulating enough frequent flyer miles, Mike and Maureen land on Mars. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, How they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. "Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member - about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. "Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his memb
Sex On The Beach
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Sex Or Oral?
which one do u ladies enjoy more?
Sex Or Oral?
which one do u ladies enjoy more?
Sex Or Oral?
which one do u ladies enjoy more?
Sex Or Oral?
which one do u ladies enjoy more?
Sex Or Oral?
which one do u ladies enjoy more?
10 Sex Or Sexual Secrets
OK HERE'S ANOTHER ONE BUT THIS ONE IS BETTER HEHEHE IM GOIN TO TELL TEN OF MY SEXUAL SECRETS AND PICK TEN PEOPLE TO TELL THEIRS HEHEHE 1. HAD SEX IN A BASEBALL DUGOUT 2. CARNIVAL RIDES ARE FUN ALSO 3. HAD A FEW AFFAIRS WITH A FEW MARRIED MEN 4. LOVED TO BE TEASED AND ALSO LOVE TO TEASE 5. HAVE A VERY SENSITIVE NECK..KISSIN ON THE BACK OF MY NECK TURNS ME ON 6. EMOTION LOTION IS FUN..CINNAMON FLAVOR 7. I HAVE BEEN TOLD I AM GOOD WITH MY MOUTH 8. PUBLIC PARKS..PICNIC TABLES ARE FUN.. 9. FANTASY I HAVE IS TO HAVE SEX ON THE BEACH AT THE OCEAN 10. LOVES ORAL GIVING/RECEIVING... ok here are the friends i want to do this BSPOW1 ANUBIS GLANZONE CHEWY DOODLE SWEET AND CUDDLY MAN REDNECK LORD REVAN WHEELSOFSTEEL PURETXNCOWBOY POETIC I WILL GET U FOR THIS....LOL
10 Sex Or Sexy Things About Yourself Lol
Ok here's a fun thing to do hehe IM GOIN TO TELL TEN OF MY SEXUAL SECRETS AND PICK TEN PEOPLE TO TELL THEIRS! HEHEHE 1. HAD SEX AT THE BEACH ALOT. 2. THE WOODS ARE FUN TO STOP N HAVE A ROMP IN. 3. HAD A FEW AFFAIRS WITH A FEW MARRIED MEN 4. LOVE TO BE TEASED AND ALSO LOVE TO TEASE 5. KISSING N LICKING MY BACK TURNS ME ON. 6. I LOVE LOTS OF FOREPLAY. 7. I HAVE BEEN TOLD I AM GOOD WITH MY MOUTH 8. I'M A REAL REDHEAD, IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN. LOL. 9. MY BIGGEST FANTASY IS TO MAKE LOVE BY A WATERFALL, WHERE THE MIST FROM IT SPRAYS ALL OVER ME AND MY MAN WHILE WE'RE MAKING LOVE. 10. I LOVE IT WHEN A MAN HAS A GOOD IMAGINATION AND CAN SHOW ME WHAT HE WANTS AND VISA VERSA. ok here are the friends I want to do this : 1.THEDRUNKENMONKEY1026 2.WOLF2KNIGHT 3.RADICALRED 4.KYLE 5.REDNECK 6.GOLDENORSK 7.THEVEGASWONDERER 8.MIKE(THE SEMON DEMON) 9.MITCH 10.FL_SCORPIO LOL OK GUYS, YA'LLS TURN, GET ON IT! :oP~ heheheeee! ;o)
Sex Outlook For 2007
In 2007, you will... Have sex while on stilts 'What is your sexual new years prediction?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sex On Sunday
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along." Sex on Sunday Joke
Sex Of The Oral Nature
So recently i was involved in some sexual relationship with a very dirty man (he had a dirty mouth, not dirt under his finger nails). So anyways, I go down on him and he proclaims that it feels "too good to cum", now this actually is not the first time i've heard this phrase. I can honestly say, as a woman, i have never felt something that was "too good cum". So gentlemen, please give me ur imput here. I would just like to know, if i've been bull-shitted or if this is a true life occurence. Thanks for ur time, Malinda

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