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Scavenger Hunt
A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a list. "Ma'am," he explained, "I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar." "Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging hunt?" "My babysitter's boyfriend."
Scavenger Hunt!!!!
I am having a SCAVENGER HUNT I will list 50 items to b found! 2 prevent cheating YOU must b in the picture the item! BE CREATIVE IN YOUR METHODS OF REACHING THE GOAL!!! The hunt will run for one week! I will wait til I have at least 10 participants to start this! For every 5 extra people that join I will add an additional 5 items The 1st prize will be: 250k Fubucks 2nd place will b: 100k Fubucks 3rd place will b: 50k Fubucks ENTRY FEE is: 50k Fubucks! Please message hostess with entry fee and let her know you want to join! O'NYHA P.S! All fubucks received OVER the prize amount will go to Whoremaster's Spotlight fund! O'Whore McMaster™ Hubby to ~Master's Whore~
Scavenger Hunt Time
ITS SCAVENGER HUNT TIME!!!! It's almost St. Patty's day & I'm ready to have some fun how about you??? NEED SOME FU BUX??? WHY NOT WIN THEM!!! Will start scavenger hunt once at least 10 contestants join Entry fee of 40k 1st PLACE WINNER=1mil fubux 2nd PLACE WINNER=500k fubux 3rd PLACE WINNER=250k fubux HUNT WILL LAST FOR 7 DAYS 30 ITEMS WILL BE LISTED...EACH ITEM IS WORTH POINTS...PERSON WITH THE MOST POINTS IN THE END WILL BE THE WINNERS CONTESTANT MUST BE IN THE PICTURE WITH THE ITEM FOR IT TO COUNT FOR POINTS IF THERE IS A TIE....THE CONTESTANT THATS MORE CREATIVE WITH A TIE BREAKER ITEM WILL WIN
Scavenger Hunt Info
Scavenger Hunt - Thanks to Electric Xanrose for this contest idea!  She rawks! Rules:  DO NOT UPLOAD YOUR ENTRIES INTO YOUR FOLDERS!!  If you post your pics, people who didn't figure out a clue will get points off of your hard work, if I see one in your folders, the points awarded will be REMOVED!  All submitted contest pics must be E-MAILED to me!  YOU must be in the pic, and the pic must have my name "DavePinFlorida" HANDWRITTEN somewhere in the image.  Here’s a sample clue: "I'm yellow but not a coward, you’ll find me in some kitchens."  CLUE 1 (Issued Friday)"I've been called 'appealing' and I'm slippery at times" CLUE 2 (Issued Monday) So if the clue leads you to a banana, you can write "DavePinFlorida" on the banana, or you can hand write a sign and hold it in one hand and hold the banana in the other, or eat the banana or whatever, be creative!!!!!  I will issue points based on your entries, and create a compilation of all entries for each item from all entries re
The Scavenger Hunt Went Live A Little Early!
You still have until I release next week's clues (Friday 12:01 a.m.) to get your entries in. Remember, they get harder as we go! Clues are posted in my first blog at: http://fubar.com/blog/294800 and on my profile. DO NOT POST YOUR PICS IN YOUR FU-FOLDERS! If you do, they will be disqualified. People will look and figure out clues and that's no fun! ONLY EMAIL THEM to davesscavengerhunt@yahoo.com Thanks for coming and participating! Remember, the more points you earn, the better of a prize level you'll reach! So be creative with your pics, have fun with this! Bonus points might just make the difference! Please READ the rules! An entry without "DavePinFlorida" handwritten somewhere in the pic DOES NOT COUNT!
Sceance
Saturday night we did a sceance. My boyfriend Greg owns an apartment building and the story to one of them is a girl hung herself because she found out her husband to be didnt want to marry her. So she hung herself in the dining room. Now, The rope she hung herself with is still in the basement, Greg and I have tried to burry it up but it never will move. We had 4 candles. 3 on the side and one in the middle. Greg's mom said "Spirits, If you are with us tonight please give us a sign" Kayla then goes "Is it just me or is the candle by Greg and Mallory flickering faster than the rest?" I moved closer to Greg. Just then Greg's mom repeated it. The spirit knocked on the floor making us all scream. I jumped up ready to leave but Greg pulled me back down. Then Greg's mom goes "If you are happy, knock 3 times" the spirit did not knock. Greg's mom goes "If you are sad, Knock 3 times. the spirit did not knock. Gregs mom then goes "If you are mad and want revenge please knock 3 times" Th
The Sceam Of Pleasure
the scream of pleasure.. initial shock not the pain for it surpasses so quick to be unregistered but the shock of living the fantasy.. letting go of onceself.. emotions running over any self controlling mechanisms.. it is the moment where you are entering a world that is more real to you then the world you live... you are allowing your innerself to break out.. inspired by Mistress of Wolves
Scegli Le Scarpe Sportive Sbagliate Mescolare L'afta
@@Scarpe da ginnastica non è solo il popolo esercita, di viaggio indispensabile a causa delle loro scarpe, Chocolate Hogan Boots scarpe, più confortevole, traspirante, e molte persone di solito si portano spesso. Come tutti sanno, è differente per le caratteristiche progettuali di scarpe sportive, se si sceglie non è buono, è facile rischi per la salute piantati. "In effetti, la maggior parte del ginocchio, infiammazione della fascia plantare e l'artrite ad esordio precoce sono dovuti a scegliere le scarpe sbagliate sportive nel movimento causato dal contrario, di scegliere le scarpe giuste per prevenire gli infortuni sportivi." Georgia, Stati Uniti Greensboro Scarborough podiatrist Louise Parker ha detto. Gli esperti sottolineato che l'usura suole può esercitare una pressione sul sito, i piedi osservando le piante saranno in grado di determinare quale tipo di scarpe sportive adatte. @@Forefoot usura laterale selezionare smorzamento scarpe sportive. scarpe hoga
Scegliere Il Miglior Vestiti Del Bambino Della Ragazza Per Il Vostro Piccolo
Il compito se l'acquisto di vestiti del bambino, ragazza, è ciò che la maggior parte delle aspiranti madri stanno godendo di fare. Anche se questo compito può essere stancante in quanto sarà necessario controllare ciascuno dei vestiti del bambino nel mercato solo per essere sicuri che sarà giusto per il vostro bambino. Inoltre, se si chiederà la maggior parte delle madri che sono lo shopping per i vestiti dei loro piccoli, non si sente alcuna lamentela da loro come stanno avendo un tempo meraviglioso e godere minuto del loro shopping. giacca elegante uomoSe si vuole essere sicuri che le stoffe sarà l'acquisto varrà del vostro denaro, questo articolo vi fornirà alcune delle scelte che si possono incontrare nel mercato e in Internet.Dai un'occhiata qui sotto e scegliere quello giusto per la tua bambina:â € ¢ Babyworks doppia rampicante â € "si tratta di un set di 4 pezzi pantaloni che vi permetterà di godere di miscelazione e la congruenza di ogni. Questi bambino Girla € &
Sceince Vs God
Be sure to read it all the way to the end, interesting debate. Science vs. God "Let me explain the problem science has with Jesus Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand. "You're a Christian, aren't you, son?" "Yes sir," the student says. "So you believe in God?" "Absolutely." "Is God good?" "Sure! God's good." "Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?" "Yes." "Are you good or evil?" "The Bible says I'm evil." The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?" "Yes sir, I would." "So you're good...!" "I wouldn't say that." "But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't." The student does not answer, so the p
Scelga Appena Un Paio Di Modo E Del Hogan Comodo Lami Per Il Questo Natale Meraviglioso
I laminati delle donne del hogan sono un tipo di hogan nei buona salute. La ricerca indica che l'uso delle donne normali del hogan Lami può raggiungere un maggior ruolo nel muscolo, facendo uso di un tempo che fisso ogni giorno può migliorare la circolazione, allevia il dolore alla schiena dovuto le categorie a lungo termine, il lavoro è stata creata, era che cosa ora è difficile da schiacciare nell'esercizio del benvenuto del pubblico. Le donne in buona salute Lami le scarpe del hogan che sostengono il piede non è piccole, in alcuni paesi, come Madonna, è governatore Arnold Schwarzenegger della California, tutte queste celebrità ed amore. Le scarpe del hogan Lami realmente alleviano eseguono vari sintomi, medici e fisioterapisti trattanti le scarpe.In breve, permette il Lami delle donne del hogan va alla formazione ad ogni punto. La sola struttura unica all'utente sarà rimossa in uno stato stabile delle risorse naturali, ma in un gioco di destrezza, attività di muscolo aumentata IE. L
Scelga Le Vostre Scarpe Del Hogan Del Favorito
Ora il hogan è in più di venti paesi che essendo inondato all'ingrosso. Il hogan calza pure i reclami a consiglio per avanzare la posizione di camminata. E le scarpe possono cuocere hanno aggiunto le calorie di costituzione fisica, quindi, ha ripercussione sull'accrescimento lui altezza e peso di riduzione, che realmente è ammirato da coloro che desidera perdere il peso. Inoltre, le scarpe del hogan animano la gente a più grande posizione di annuncio e creano un'attività affabile di camminata su una spiaggia dell'albino. Le scarpe del hogan colpiscono il midsole dell'unità di elaborazione con hogan scarpe donna l'asse che è l'area di acclimatazione sotto il metarsus e che richiede un movimento vivo di rotolamento con ogni punto. Poichè sappiamo che quando cammina instabile, il corpo sarà più sano. Quella è forma di risultato che, il corpo deve utilizzare più muscolo per tenere nell'equilibrio. Che tutti sanno che quando il corpo fa più esercizio, il muscolo otteniamo la pratica ed inci
Scenario Choice
Scenario one...... The heavy air collects on your skin as the the morning's shower beats the nights sleep away. You gather your thoughts to a suprise. I enter the shower as I have drempt of for months. Our eyes meet through the haze as our lips meet w/ force. Little moans creep past our lips as it appears we are on the same wavelength. My handss massaging the water into your skin, tasting it as it runs down the nape of your neck... My tongue tracing your curves meeting as the water collects in your belly button. Slowly kissing and carressing your hips and ass. my fingers lightly teasing your skin and flicking your asshole. My kisses grow in heat and frequency as I am now just above your glistening pubic hair. Kissing the outsides and insides of your thighs as they still have the scent of soap. Teasing and waiting for your wnts to turn into needs. Your hands now gripping my head and pulling me to your clit. So pink, so inviting. I kiss it lightly, passing it w/ my bre
The Scenario
The scenario begins on the 2nd day of our tryst in Amsterdam you slept curled at my feet, then we spend the morning walking - you naked underneath a summer dress, and a couple of paces behind me, always - to let your skin rest a little from the thorough belt-lashing I have it yesterday When we return to our room, I make you stop as soon as the door is closed 'Close your eyes' As you stand, eyes closed, I slip a blindfold, cool & satiny, over your eyes I stand back to admire how you look - and I keep silent, so you don't know what I'm doing, or where I am Carefuly. so you feel nothing until I'm ready, I reach out toward you, my hands coming together behind your neck you hear a click, and at the same moment the feel of cold metal on the back of your neck & collarbones 'you suit your collar, slave', I whisper A shiver runs through you as my breath caresses your ear Then a subtle, musical ringing, followed by more cold between your breasts, over your belly & clit As I
Scenes
saw a distant place such beauty and grace saw a sight that blew my mind saw you standing there lost in time saw you shine an shimmer so adoreable so lovely how can i digress when i saw thee i knew i was blessed
Scene 1.
SCENE 1. This is a new one. People sure stay busy trying to cheat us, don't they? A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings in the locker. After the workout and a shower, he came out, saw the locker open, and thought to himself, "Funny, I thought I locked the locker. Hmmm." He dressed and just flipped the wallet to make sure all was in order. Everything looked okay - all cards were in place. A few weeks later his credit card bill came - a whooping bill of $14,000! He called the credit card company and started yelling at them, saying that he did not make the transactions. Customer care personnel verified that there was no Mistake in the system and asked if his card had been stolen. "No," he said, but then took out his wallet, pulled out the credit card, and yep - you guessed it - a switch had been made. An expired similar credit card from the same bank was in the wallet. The thief broke into his locker at the gym and switched cards. Verdict: The
Scent Of Emotions....
Ever walk down a street and smell a scent that reminded yourself of someone or something or some event -- whether it be a good memory or a bad? For me, roses and daisies will flood my mind with memories of my Grandmas gardens in the country. I loved those gardens because they were beautiful and my Grandma always encouraged me to pick some and take home with me. I did this when I would go out to visit her with my family; but, later, I would drive out by myself and do the same. The aroma would permeate through my then 1970 New Yorker Chrysler car (yellow with a white landou top). I would take the flowers up to my room and it would then fill my room with such aromatic sensations. Tonight, while driving home, I was driving my blazer and started smelling something quite different from the aroma of the flowers that I could take for-ever and a day. This particular odor was tickling my nose, almost stinging it....and my eyes were feeling funny. The windows were fogging up on the in
Scenes From My Backyard This Morning...
I'm not too fond of winter storms, and here's why. The first pic is of the tree that conveniently cut my power briefly last night while I was relaxing in the bath. The second one is of my power line resting neatly on my phone line. I still have power, but for how long? I don't want my dogs to get zapped when they go to take a piss.
Scenario By A Tribe Called Quest Ft Leaders Of The New School
Scene Outside A College Campus
Black wire bench Sitting on a slab of concrete To the right is a flower bed and trees On the left a round patch of grass surrounded by a outline of a sidewalk Buildings surround me
Scenes From An Italian Restaurant
This is one of my favorite Billy Joel songs! Scenes from an Italian Restaurant A bottle of white, a bottle of red Perhaps a bottle of rose instead Well get a table near the street In our old familiar place You and I - face to face A bottle of red, a bottle of white It all depends on your appetite Ill meet you any time you want In our italian restaurant. Things are okay with me these days Got a good job, got a good office Got a new wife, got a new life And the familys fine We lost touch long ago You lost weight I did not know You could ever look so good after so much time. I remember those days hanging out at the village green Engineer boots, leather jackets and tight blue jeans Drop a dime in the box play the song about new orleans Cold beer, hot lights My sweet romantic teenage nights Brenda and eddie were the popular steadies And the king and the queen of the prom Riding around with the car top down and the radio on Nobody looked any finer Or
Scene From Swedish Gas Pump Girls
The Scent Of ....
Pain, Oh pain Go away Come back again Some other miserable day. Let this down pour Of cleansing rain Soothe my, troubles away Shower away the memories. I wish not to store In my thoughts Where your divine Image resides. Cleanse this relationship So we may dwell Within each other's Heart and soul. Cleanse our minds To fantasize Fantasies, yet dreamed By lovers, ever in time. Lets us taste The true meaning Of love and life Smell the true scent. Not perfume, nor cologne So we may appreciate The sensuous scent Of love and passion's Musk, in the rain
The Scenic Route
Driving down the road you try your best to keep focused on the street, but I keep stealing your attention. Wearing a red halter-top and a short black skirt, I was irresistible. Noticing your glances I smile and begin to tease you by slowly lifting my skirt. You return my smile and urge me to continue. Lifting my skirt up further reveals that I’m not wearing any panties. This causes you to almost loose control of the car. We both laugh and I cover my legs back up. Not wanting the show to end, you turn onto a deserted road and pull over. I reach across and begin to rub your hardening cock. Desiring to feel more you undo your shorts freeing your cock. Stroking you faster causes it to pulse more and more, building up pressure. To my surprise you take my hand off of you and get out of the car. You come around and open my door. Pulling me out you press me against the car and say that you want to fuck me right here and now. You lift my skirt up and shove your hardened cock inside me. I let
Scent Of A Woman
After three years of single, dateless life, I have found someone that makes my heart skip beats everytime I see her. The scent of her hair makes me weak. To be around her brings happiness. She knows of my interest but much like my heart, shes taken. She is with a great guy and I would never want to do anything to change that. That would be selfous. Why her, I mean I know why shes taken, shes great. We share more in-commen than anyone I have met in such a long time. Music, food, style, what we like in a partner, etc. We are friends, and for that I truely hold close to my heart. We can talk for hours on the phone and have yet to run short on what to say. You wanna talk about a "crush" here on CT?? That is nothing compared to what I feel for this girl. I do dream about her, but to my own supprise they are never sexual. Thats unheard of since I havent dreamed in years, atleast not that I can recall. One would think that with my feelings for her that it my spring forth sexual dreams of disi
Scene Questionnaire
Scene Questionnaire, by Sir Viktor The following is a list of activities in the BDSM scene. It can be used by both the Dominant (male or female) and the Submissive (female) to interview each other, and see what level both are at. It is also used to find commonality. Place a check next to each box which you can relate to the most. If confused, go to the next one, and come back when finished with the rest. Answer each question honestly. Where it says "Yes/No" = means whether you've experienced that type of activity before. Put "Y" for yes or "N" for no. Rating scale for checklist: 0 = Don't ever ask me to do this. 1 = I don't want to do this activity, but wouldn't object if it was asked of me. 2 = I'm willing to do this activity, but it has no real appeal for me. 3 = I usually like doing this activity, at least on an occasional basis. 4 = I love doing this activity, and would like to experience it on a regular basis. 5 = I love this activity it makes me "hot", and would
Scenes From Life
I was cleaning out some files and came across a poem I did several weeks back....I used to write poetry all the time, but it seems I don't get around to it as often nowdays. I probably should, I've been recognized in several publications, won a few awards, been published on occasion, and even won an Editor's choice award last year...blah blah blah, lol. Just thought I'd share some of it now and then with those of ya that like such things. SADLY, ALONE The days and nights go slowly by And I yearn for love so much... The feel of arms around me, A kiss, or gentle touch. No matter where I look it seems There just is no one there To warm my nights and dreams... No one at all to care. I pray, and ask why this is... What purpose does it serve For me to be lonely like this, Then wonder if God heard. I know he did, I'm just afraid The answer's what I've anticipated... That for now, I'll just have to stay Alone...no matter how long I've waited.
Scene 2
SCENE 2 I was sitting there attempting desperately to draw breath, clenching my chest. You were there, remember? Someone was sitting beside you... a salesman I think. Then SHE sat down. Everything became so dry and sterile. She said,"You like to drive cars very fast." You replied,"Yes, I used to drive an ambulance." Then she said she was an angel. This smelly, toothless old bag lady. The air was quiet and I could hear only the conversation. No wet lips moving, no teeth clicking together, no breathing. She said."You have lust for me in your heart." You replied simply,"No." Then, she got up quietly and left. We did not speak after that. By Tommy "TommyNator" Iversen. Translated from Danish to American/English and edited by my friend and englishteacher Søren Aagaard.
The Scent Of You....
Your scent encases me My second skin It permeates everything All at once satiating While leaving me hungering for more Leaving me open Right down to my very core Your scent encases me Driving out the demons of memory For new paths to be formed Along their wake Cementing new paintings in place Ignoring the gossamer wings of time So easily torn Your scent encases me My every breath waiting To be set free Time obliging, abiding My whim To be within your breath Within your arms Surrounded by the trail of your secret, your soul Your scent encases me Holding fast their silken bonds And, oh rapture To be held by such luxurious tethers Held fast to your lust, your need Only matched by the flames within my breast The fires that only moments ago were mere embers Slowly, your breath on my skin, your scent in my hair, come to life Your scent encases me I am left in darkness No light does penetrate My only salvation, your whispered words I follow those so
Scent Of April
Scent of April The smell of sweet magnolia Drifts through the morning air The lingering scent of perfume Is found most everywhere. The lilac tree is blooming True color, in its prime Its fragrance, just like heaven Aroma, so divine. The sun is brightly shining A cloud cannot be found Bright blue skies of azure With tulips all around. The birds are gently lilting Their song is warm and sweet With thoughts of home and nesting Upon the breeze, they meet. With grass so green and tender A garden that’s been blessed Daffodils are blooming God’s beauty at its best.
Scenes From The Coffeehouse
heels click across a busy intersection... it may look like love, but instead reeks of a drunken stupor. don't make eye contact with the homeless men, or you'll quickly be talked out of your paycheck. screams of the pretty drunks across the street echo over the police cruisers, honking horns from impatient cab drivers drown out the bustle of the area. and i came HERE for peace of mind? the buildings have a colonial charm about them, so textured and garish against a tranquil night sky, the view of the stars marred by city haze and blinding orange streetlights. There are trees lining the streets, but planted by men and left for dead. The cracked marble is like home, a tarnished version of perfection, while steam and the funk from the sewer systems waft above it into the air. there's art on the walls, some student projects, most likely, but they emanate sex and rage like a third-rate pornographic fantasy. But I'm content to sit in the cold, sipping on my long-c
Scenes From The Coffeehouse #2
it's so quiet tonight... but there are more people here. i think it's because the drunks are confined, chained to the bar til closing time, their tabs reaching eye-popping levels. it's a more laid-back crowd tonight, students and their books, parents and their children, everything is so much more alive tonight. couples walking their dogs down the street, hands intertwined in a passionate lock, but i'm gandering at the art again. funny how a multitude of colors makes you remember so damn much. the ridges in familiar faces, the crow's feet in some woman's smile you may have passed once on the street. the pool table fell silent a while ago, but now i'm listening to a loud, pretentious conversation about philosophy of life outside the propped doors. a thumping bass goes by, making the whole place vibrate, and you can see a collective head turn as we all crane to see what ignorant bastard has disrupted the peace of coffee-sipping, internet-stealing students of l
Scenes From The Coffeehouse #3
plasma screens masquerade as art in the windows across the street, and everyone walks by in ignorance, much more intrigued by what shoes she's wearing, or the movie they watched yesterday. the world revolves around pop culture, and no one bats an eye. the televisions indoors broadcast the breaking news of fugitives caught, the law wins again, but there's no sound. at least the banter of some expert schmuck, some former chief of whatever, cannot be heard... teenybopper music is drowning out the silence. homework, poker, laptops for days, machines that implore you to deprive yourself of your cash, floor-to-ceiling windows, and many versions of newspapers... somehow the people seem to disappear in an atmosphere of twentysomethingland.
Scenes From The Coffeehouse #4
couples cuddle next to technology in the corner papers are being shuffled two tables over, i'm clinging to my cigarette like a life preserver, eyes scanning the room for something more to say. but all i've found is lifeless, backpacks strewn about the chairs with no one in them, and the pool table lies dormant. fingerprints of long gone patrons cover the doors, as if their soul left its mark within the walls. i can almost feel the neon burning, imploring the masses to consume coffee and space inside a haven for the broke college students to steal wifi, but toss the bums out in the street.
Scenes From The Coffeehouse #5
the voices meld together, stifling my thoughts. thought i saw you in the window, craning your neck to see me. but i was mistaken. just some random fuck that lines the streets down here. grounds stick to teeth enamel, animated conversations at the next table over, and i can't seem to tear myself from what's in front of me. i make myself sick. the lights burn my eyes, i'd much prefer to watch the ground, never making contact with another human.
Scenes From The Coffeehouse #6
the streets are washed in color... you know spring is here when halter tops are donned en masse, flip flops on the feet of any passerby you see. takes me back to last summer, the weather perfect every night for a pilgrimage to this tired old place, soaked in espresso, riddled with barista's lament. i feel everyone look through me, just another patron blocking out the world with my keyboard clacking into the wee hours. the last few sips of a frapp are comical, making that dashed attempt to suck up the last drop so as to not lose that last jolt of the caffeine we've come to gorge on. from where i'm sitting, i can hear the slow hiss over the din of pouring coffee beans into the grinder. it's a bittersweet sound... of transactions coerced from our accounts, of a group laughing, of the keyboard clack... and of the pain in my chest as my heart thumps from a goddamn caffeine overload.
Scented?
Ok. For those of you who don't know me, my mind works in mysterious ways. Some people call me random...and i can't really disagree with that assesment. Anyway, the point of all this nonsense is that sometimes i have these..weird thoughts or things that bug me and i feel the need to share. (don't u all feel blessed?) The random thought of the day is: I'm all for condoms. I don't need any more fatherless children and have no desire to get an STD for my birthday. I'm all for flavored condoms (latex tastes bad, but i've never had a disire to explain how i got THAT disease in my mouth), and colored condoms make everything pretty. However, WHAT THE FUCK is the point of scented condoms?? While i totally understand the need to breath while down there (can u picture it? "dude she totally suffocated on my dick!!") but i've NEVER felt the need to sniff that shit. No deep inhaling through the nose. So. I'm done with my random thought of the day. If any of you know the purpose of scented condoms
Scenery Contest..taking Entries..
im going to do a contest for the best scenery..i have seen some beautiful pics on here..if your interested in entering please let me know,i need about 10 people..thanks brenda Brenda-founder N.C. FAMILY/CLUB F.A.R./CONFEDERATE BOMBERS FAMILY@ CherryTAP
Scenes From The Coffeehouse #7
click-clack of ceramic in the pockets, the prod of a shot heard 'cross the room... and i can't sink a shot for shit today. I don't much care, for once I'm in a paradise moment of nothingness and boredom. the bum chooses his perch next to us. i'm flinching for his question. the music is straining on my nerves, i need a little something to jam to that isn't the whining of recycled poetry, marketed to make you feel like the depressed mass of youth that breeds black clothing that clings to your skin as if to choke you. all i see as i'm scanning the room are runoff versions of starvingartists, piecing together the more controllable moments, coffee gripped in one hand, maxed out credit card in the other. there's a discernible, horrified silence-- the bum asks me to spare a smoke... i refuse his quarter.
Scenes From The Coffeehouse #8
The passersby become more and more intriguing... I follow the bum with eyes only. the pretty boy with the black eye and tattooed forearm relinquishes a smoke to him, refusing his quarter as well. it's not uncommon these days, around here, to have some semblance of compassion. it flows on the sidewalks of Maryland Avenue. drink your fiji water, watch drunken fish fill up tonight from the safety of another misspent evening at Cartel. here is where we gather to partake in the wifi, to soak ourselves in a bathing of espresso, to sneak our sideways glances at the attractive businessmen in the corner, the bums in thin, ratty clothing, the sights and sounds of women in summer, skin gleaming with tan even in the night. my soft whisper of ink and pad lets the deafening bustle of this place reach my ears in stereo, and i scratch the paper in fervor. another saint louie summer, myself and a sketchbook, the assorted city life inspires my pen to dance while the air condit
Scene Negotiations
From:http://www.albanypowerexchange.com/BDSMinfo/limits.htm Scene Negotiations One of the most important things you can do to maximize a BDSM scene is to master the fine art of scene negotiation. And perhaps the surest way to make a scene go awry is to bypass them entirely. Negotiating a scene doesn't mean that you approach it as some kind of trade (I'll do this for you if you do that for me!), but rather that you freely and honestly discuss your wants, needs, and expectations with your partner. And it's worth emphasizing that whether you're a dominant top or a submissive bottom, in the context of scene negotiations, you must be equal partners. There might be a lot of ground to cover, or there might be very little. It all depends on the nature and intensity of the scene. If you're doing a flogging, you'll need to set ground rules as to technique, intensity and duration, and you'll need to establish safewords. You'll need to know of any physical limitations the subject of
Scene Kids.
Are a Bunch of fucking wannabe Metal kids that dont know shit about Metal & think "harddcore" is cool.
Scented Toilet Tissue?
So, I've just made a rather startling, if weird, discovery. A few moments ago, I realized that I had to tinkle and thus I hefted my bottom out of my bed and made my way to the restroom. Because I'm detective material, I immediately noticed the absence of toilet tissue. As such, I went to my handy dandy supply closet to get a roll. With me so far? Well, come along then! I haven't all day! Anyway, so because I'm high speed, I take myself back to my restroom and I proceed to tinkle (this is also known as going pee-pee). As I was completing my task, I noticed a fragrance wafting up, tickling my senses. That's right! Like any normal person, I chose to smell the roll of toilet tissue! Exactly! My toilet tissue smelled like cinnamon and vanilla, just like the little sachet in my supply closet.
Scene: Parking Lot
these are lil clips and bits and pieces from my novella im working on. they are in no order at all. this on sets up with me walkin down the street with my skateboard and a smoke. zach, one of my good friends comes roarin up in his 'bitchin camaro.' starts with him .what's up man, where you headed? .oh, i was just down at hooters waitin for mark to go on break so i could get some free food, but he's bein a prick because he thinks i stole a bag of nickles from his friend's dad so i left. i was actually on my way to your place to see if your brother wanted to skate or whatever. .no shit? well hop in. he reaches over and shoves the fast food wrappers, cd cases, and empty newport boxes onto the floorboard while i come around the car to get in. .if its on the floor just step on it, dont worry man. i put my seatbelt on. zach has only been drivin for a couple years, but already has been in three wrecks and has seventeen tickets.. .so. he opens, what are you doin tomorrow? .uh, noth
Scene: Zach's Gonna Do Porn
zach finds an add in a paper for this porn shoot they need guys for. we are starvin and homeless livin in his camaro, so he decides to do it for the quick cash. starts with me. .dude, are you really gonna do this? i mean its fuckin...porn. we're at denny's. zach's got his composition books strewn across the table and is writing about his lost love barbara again. we're drinkin coffee bought with a few extra bucks worth of gas money from drivin the kids to and from school.we'd been there for a few hours, were on our fourth or fifth refill, and would most likely be around for a few more. .it's $500 and all i gotta do is stroke it a lil for the camera. .what about your ink? .what about it? .well, i mean what if someone sees this one day and recognizes you by your tattoos or whatever? .who's gonna see it? .i dunno, man. .it's gay porn. we don't know any gay guys. .i guess. weirds me out is all. i dunno. dosn't it seem wrong to you? .i'm fuckin hungry man, that's what seems
The Scent Of Summertime
Your voice lifts me up Like a summer breeze And the scent of summertime Brings me to my knees I take in a breath And reminise Of days gone by And things I miss And that's alright and that's alright Down, down I go Down, a lonely road Down, down I go Once with you But now I'm alone I see your smile It's one of a kind I see it everyday It's burned in my mind I have these dreams I think they're of you But I can't tell baby We never came true Repeat Ch:
Scene Kids ?!?!
Just some random thoughts ..... Current mood: awake Okay so i'm talking to a friend of mine in washington state and he tells me he wrote this chic and commented on her gothic or emo type style , well she freaks out on him and says shes part of the new glam scene!! .. Okay lets get a few things straight ..first Glam is from back in the late 60s , 70's and early 80's think of .... David Bowie as an example ! .. Okay second does it really matter ? What i find completely mind boggeling is that i have children who are being exposed to this and they hear people call me everything from a punk chic to a rocker chic to gothic and so on AND none of them identify with a certain group or subculture , i do have a teenager and she says , mom i'm just me ! one day shes dressed in all black , the next shes all bubbly and chipper blah blah , anyway enough of that rant ! So my thing is this , why do these "scene kids/and not so much kids" have to label themselves ? Why do they have to be cons
The Scent To Remember
subject: the scent to remember post date: 2007-10-24 21:56:54 when we embrace you smell the perfume even after the scent is gone no more to wear the embrace is there so you will always remember me the scent in the embrace never goes away in my hair i wear the perfume remember you smelling my hair knew what to wear the perfume is there so you will always remember me the scent in your mind never goes away you will always smell the perfume even after the scent is gone no more to wear the memory is there so you will always remember me this girl never goes away isnt that the reason i wear the perfume remembered that was all you wanted me to wear the perfume is there so you will always remember me the scent never goes away
Scenes
So you wannabe punk you punx! So I'm what you would call a realist meaning I know the world is a shitty place and I just don't care anymore. Ive learned over time that everyone has their dream on how the world should be run and on how it could be a better place. The anarchist doesnt want a government, the communist wants more government, the prepubescent punx don't know what they want but it seems to be a mix of both; I guess they have listened to too much greenday or something. Ah! The new age punx .maybe its just me, maybe I just need to buy a clue or something- are they hippie anarchist or communist? For you see those three things are very different from one another: you cant be a commie if your into total anarchy ok so stop wearing Che or U.S.S.R. T-shirts cause your just pissing off the real communists out there and stop telling me to read animal farm and the communist manifesto after finally reading it in some college class you took this term. I read them both years ago when u
A Scene
A Sadistic laugh A Slap A painful cry A tickle A wanton moan Wrists tied above your head Feet spread wide apart Sharp nails digging into soft flesh Teethe sinking into a meaty thigh Hot breathe on the nape of your neck A stinging smack on a supple ass A Sadistic laugh A Slap A painful cry A tickle A wanton moan The sting of My cane The swoosh of My paddle Whispering demands in your ear A wanton moan A slap A pain filled cry A sadistic laugh Handful of hair The feel of a sharp knife running across your skin Nipples in clamps A flogger across your back And then….. you fall to the floor in bliss…
Scent Of A Führer
Scent of a Führer Hitler wanted to control the world. But he couldn't even control his flatulence. By Tony Perrottet Guests at the Berghof, Hitler’s private chalet in the Bavarian Alps, must have endured some unpleasant odors in the otherwise healthful mountain air. It may sound like a Woody Allen scenario, but medical historians are unanimous that Adolf was the victim of uncontrollable flatulence. Spasmodic stomach cramps, constipation and diarrhea, possibly the result of nervous tension, had been Hitler’s curse since childhood and only grew more severe as he aged. As a stressed-out dictator, the agonizing digestive attacks would occur after most meals: Albert Speer recalled that the Führer, ashen-faced, would leap up from the dinner table and disappear to his room. This was an embarrassing problem for a ruthless leader of the Third Reich. With uncharacteristic concern for his fellow human beings, Hitler had first tried to cure himself when he was a rising politici
Scene To My 2nd Fav Movie
Worm: 'Ello. Sarah: Did you say Hello? Worm: No, I said 'Ello, but that's close enough. Sarah: You're a worm, aren't you? Worm: Yeah, that's right. Sarah: Do you know the way through this Labyrinth? Worm: Me? No, I'm just a worm. Sarah: Oh. Worm: Come inside and meet the Mrs. Sarah: No, thank you. But I have to solve this Labyrinth. There aren't any turns or openings, it just goes on and on. Worm: It's full of openings, it's just you ain't seen 'em. Sarah: Where are they? Worm: There's one right in front of you. Sarah: No, there isn't. Worm: Come inside and have a nice cup of tea. Sarah: But there isn't an opening. Worm: Of course there is. Try walking through it, you'll see what I mean. Sarah: What? Worm: Go on, then. Sarah: That's just a wall, there's no way through. Worm: Things aren't always what they seem in this place, so you can't take anything for granted. (She tries it and realizes that she can walk through the wall.) Sarah: Hey! Worm: Hey! Hang on! Sar
Scenting The Wind
Scenting the Wind by LateNiteFantasy© Dusk approaches as sunflowers bow their blossoms in sleep. From the waxing shadows, the crickets begin their night songs. In the distant hollowed oak, barn owls say, "Whoo?" The half moon gives a point five smile, as clouds chase each other. Mother Nature is restless tonight, as a night breeze blows, Within our whispered secret haven lies its origin. Candles of serendipity glow and crackle. Indigo shadows deepen under the golden tint. The world outside screams in bass tempo Compared to the rapid breathing of our souls, As you and I create Nirvana With each sweet smile and love word sighed. Our sensual sensory are in exotic overload, As our lips commence treasure hunts for erotic jewels. With each touch the carnal heat of our hunger rises and blends, Forming a perfumed pheromone cloud, scenting the wind.
A Scene With Master.............
She kneels in the middle of the living room, waiting for her Master. Her outfit consists of a lightweight summer dress that buttons down the front. Underneath she is wearing a black lace underwire bra with half cups, matching thong panties, garter and stockings. Five inch black paten leather heels complete the outfit. She is in position as her Master demands, knees spread, back straight, hands clasp behind her neck head bowed slightly and eye cast downward. She does not know how long she has been there, nor does she know how long her Master is going to make her wait. His instructions were clear: she was to be in position by 3:45; she was not to answer the door or the phone once she was in position. He would let Himself in when He got there. Her mind is racing wondering what her Master has in store for her. What would He demand of her, what limits would He push this time? Would He be gentle, teasing her until she begged Him to let her cum, or would He be rough forcing her endure the
A Scene
A Sadistic laugh A Slap A painful cry A tickle A wanton moan Wrists tied above your head Feet spread wide apart Sharp nails digging into soft flesh Teethe sinking into a meaty thigh Hot breathe on the nape of your neck A stinging smack on a supple ass A Sadistic laugh A Slap A painful cry A tickle A wanton moan The sting of My cane The swoosh of My paddle Whispering demands in your ear A wanton moan A slap A pain filled cry A sadistic laugh Handful of hair The feel of a sharp knife running across your skin Nipples in clamps A flogger across your back And then….. you fall to the floor in bliss…
Scene Negotiations
Scene Negotiations One of the most important things you can do to maximize a BDSM scene is to master the fine art of scene negotiation. And perhaps the surest way to make a scene go awry is to bypass them entirely. Negotiating a scene doesn't mean that you approach it as some kind of trade (I'll do this for you if you do that for me!), but rather that you freely and honestly discuss your wants, needs, and expectations with your partner. And it's worth emphasizing that whether you're a dominant top or a submissive bottom, in the context of scene negotiations, you must be equal partners. There might be a lot of ground to cover, or there might be very little. It all depends on the nature and intensity of the scene. If you're doing a flogging, you'll need to set ground rules as to technique, intensity and duration, and you'll need to establish safewords. You'll need to know of any physical limitations the subject of the flogging might have, what their past experience is, how much
Scene From "high Anxiety"
A Scene
A Sadistic laugh A Slap A painful cry A tickle A wanton moan Wrists tied above your head Feet spread wide apart Sharp nails digging into soft flesh Teethe sinking into a meaty thigh Hot breathe on the nape of your neck A stinging smack on a supple ass A Sadistic laugh A Slap A painful cry A tickle A wanton moan The sting of My cane The swoosh of My paddle Whispering demands in your ear A wanton moan A slap A pain filled cry A sadistic laugh Handful of hair The feel of a sharp knife running across your skin Nipples in clamps A flogger across your back And then….. you fall to the floor in bliss…
Scenario
Picture this: Woman is at a party in a room full of people...she raises her hand and states loudly: "can i get two guys to come fuck me in the other room?" All guys line up for action. Same room, same people...a guy raises his hand and and loudly asks..."Can i get two girls to come fuck me in the other room?"...all girls walk away from this creep and no girl is interested. What made me think of this is FUBAR....think about this...guys profile...bartab shows from a girl "show me lovin!!!" every guy that is her friend that saw that status change if she is hot is showin her "lovin".... Girl's profile..bartab shows status change from a guy, it states..."can i get some lovin?" lets say i posted this....now im not vein but i do know i am attractive to most....WHERE'S MY MUTHA FUCKIN LOVIN??!!!!!!! huh? Has society really seperated our two genders to become THIS fucking diverse?? does it really have to be like this???
Scent Of A Woman
Just before dawn breaksThe room greyYou lie awake tranquilWith hopes of more sleepDeep breath followed by a subtle sighOnly provided a stimulating scent to take hold of you With her back to you, she lays, still within the grasp of nights sleepStarring for a moment; taking in the sight of her silhouetted curvesBlanket cascaded along her lower back - teasing you, tempting you The faint fog of sleep has liftedAnother deep breath followed by a subtle sighLifting the blanket, moving inYour arm wraps and pulls her inRemoving the space between youHer skin rushes the blood within youYour head pillowed by her neck melts youThe hold of her scent swells youThe squirm of her hips pressing against you, signals you Her shoulder welcomes the touch of your lipsHer body loosens within your graspYour teeth provide a pinch of desireWarranting the faint moan of your nameHer breast cradled in your handAgain her ass presses against you...leading you Quickly movingSurprising herNow you straddle her backT
Scent Of A Woman
Just before dawn breaksThe room greyYou lie awake tranquilWith hopes of more sleepDeep breath followed by a subtle sighOnly provided a stimulating scent to take hold of youWith her back to you, she lays, still within the grasp of nights sleepStarring for a moment; taking in the sight of her silhouetted curvesBlanket cascaded along her lower back - teasing you, tempting youThe faint fog of sleep has liftedAnother deep breath followed by a subtle sighLifting the blanket, moving inYour arm wraps and pulls her inRemoving the space between youHer skin rushes the blood within youYour head pillowed by her neck melts youThe hold of her scent swells youThe squirm of her hips pressing against you, signals youHer shoulder welcomes the touch of your lipsHer body loosens within your graspYour teeth provide a pinch of desireWarranting the faint moan of your nameHer breast cradled in your handAgain her ass presses against you…leading youQuickly movingSurprising herNow you straddle her backTowe
Scented Sheets And Stinky Dog
ToolStinkfist Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com Last night, I went over and above the call of duty for a pet owner. There is no medal. No celebratory parade. However, in my heart - I soothed the neurotic little Fat Russel Terrier named Jack, whose only job in the entire world is guarding me (at least that is what he thinks his job is.). He went for a late, late night walk and he discovered a skunk. The skunk did not enjoy being sniffed, and so did what skunks do - he sprayed my surprised doggy - black and white fluffy tail proudly held high so the full amount of oily stink could saturate the one who disturbed him. I was exhausted. My dog always sleeps under the covers, its how he knows when I move, which makes him growl, because obviously I am too stupid to know that movement attracts predators. I already do not spin around three times to make my bed secure - I have no idea how he works with what little sense I have.
Scent Of Eros Pheromones
Want to learn the secrets of attracting women with human pheromones? The truth of the matter is not all of them work. On the flip side, there are some very powerful pheromone products on the market. This includes liquid trust oxytocin , scent of eros pheromones , and  icebreaker pheromone reviews  . This self-help guide will cover the many techniques used with pheromones to attract the opposite sex. This is one of the easiest ways to attract women - guaranteed.#1. Dab 2 - 3 drops of pheromone to your wrists and neck. Don't go crazy on the dosage as this can have the opposite effect.#2. Have some confidence in yourself. Women don't want to be with a guy who is not secure with himself.#.3 Don't try to be somebody that you are not. It's easy to forget your lies. Take notice to the signals women give you.
Scense From Soprano's Season 3
Scenes From Season 4
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Scenes From Two Hemispheres
A Scene From A Story
I am in a restaurant with my Master beside me......we are with a group of vanilla friends and family....but we only have eyes for each other....i am trying to concentrate on the conversation but Master is distracting me ...under the table......of course i started it by teasing his cock with my fingers as i chatted with the others like nothing was happening...enjoying the feel of his cock getting harder and harder ... then i glance over to him with an evil smile on my lips and now i am paying for it....Masters hand is between my legs and is pulling my skirt up higher and higher under the table....i am grateful for the long table clothes ...lol... he finally gets my skirt up high enough to slide his hand under it. he knows i am not wearing panties because he told me not to. my pussy is soaking wet just from touching him. i am doing pretty well to this point keeping up with the conversation........i look over at Master and see the evil look in his eyes and know that i am in for it now....
Scenes From The Coffeehouse #1
heels click across a busy intersection... it may look like love, but instead reeks of a drunken stupor. don't make eye contact with the homeless man, or you'll quickly be talked out of your paycheck. screams of the pretty drunks across the street echo over the police cruisers, honking horns from impatient cab drivers drown out the bustle of the area. and i came HERE for peace of mind? the buildings have a colonial charm about them, so textured and garish against a tranquil night sky, the view of the stars marred by city haze and blinding orange streetlights. There are trees lining the streets, but planted by men and left for dead. The cracked marble is like home, a tarnished version of perfection, while steam and funk from the sewer systems waft above it into the air. There's art on the walls, some student projects most likely, but they emanate sex and rage like a third-rate pornographic fantasy. But I'm content to sit in the cold, sipping on my long-chilled c
Scenes From The Coffeehouse #8
The passersby become more and more intriguing I follow the bum with eyes only. the pretty boy with the black eye and tattooed forearm relinquishes a smoke to him, refusing his quarter. it's not uncommon these days, around here, to find some semblance of compassion. it flows on the sidewalks of Maryland Avenue. drink your fiji water, watch drunken fish fill up tonight from the safety of another misspent evening at cartel. this is where we gather to partake in the wifi soak ourselves in a bathing of espresso, sneak our sideways glances at the attractive businessmen in the corner, the bums in thin, ratty clothing, the sights and sounds of women in summer skin gleaming with tan even in the night my soft whisper of ink and pad lets the deafening bustle of this place reach my ears in stereo, and i scratch the paper in fervor. another st louie summer, myself and a sketchbook, the assorted city life inspires my pen to dance while the air conditioning struggles to maint
Scent
like a hound dog desperately chasing a scent that is long gone to the fierce wind, my heart has lost its love for you. i once thought that i could not live life without you in it, and somehow i stumbled on a life that was good, and you werent in it. you used me like a piece of cloth, and when you were done i was tattered and torn blowing in the wind wondering what in the world had happened, but things have changed. no longer am i weak and needy. no longer do i need you. no longer do i yearn for your love and affection. i see a future and for the first time in a long time, you arent in it, nor is your memory and the pain i felt with it. no longer am i a puppet on strings waiting for its master, im a real girl now. no... not girl. im a woman. a beautiful independent mother. single and free to do as i please. i have finally learned to love my life without you. and though i may never fully rid myself of the love i had for you i know that i can handle that lingering emotion left in me. the
Scent...
I just read a MuMM about smell. Got me thinking...what do I like a man to smell like? I just like the smell of a clean man. No overpowering cologne, just clean.     I need a man here..........
Scentsy
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Scew Mcaine
Scew It.
Having a horrible day, emotionally unstable because of arguments with the bf and him telling me its best to move out. Called in to work to explain, 4 hours before my shift, what was going on, one person told me to just relax and get better, then put another manager on the phone and he told me to suck it up and calm down and to call back in two hours to talk to another manager. I feel that my 4 hour warning was enough for them, and they are telling me that if I do not come in to work toda that is job abandonment. I called to talk to the manager and she is being a bitch, I told her that I would come in, but I started crying and she said that i couldnt come in in that condition, but its okay coz she gets screwed every weekend, i told her that this is why i called 4 hours in advance. So screw me for needing ONE personal day. I will probably lose my job now.
Scf Bombers Want U
we started this great crew and need more members. no time restriction on how long u have to bomb just bomb when u can. have fun thats what fubar is for. Entering contest leveling up and meeting ppl so if ur interesed drop by my page or fu-mail me.
Sc Funeral Home Closed
Columbia, S.C. (AP) -- A South Carolina judge Tuesday revoked the license of a funeral home where a worker cut the legs off a 6-foot-7 body so it would fit in a casket. Administrative Law Judge Deborah Durden gave her decision immediately after hearing the appeal of Cave Funeral Home and owner Michael Cave. The ruling may be the end the family business founded in Allendale 49 years ago. Cave's lawyer said his client would wait for the written ruling before deciding whether to appeal and the family is also considering selling the funeral home. The state Funeral Board ordered the home shut down last month after Cave admitted his father, Charles Cave, used an electric saw to sever James Hines' legs at the calf because he wouldn't fit in the casket. The elder Cave does not have the license needed to embalm a body, but helped with tasks around the home like dressing and cleaning bodies, his son told the board. Michael Cave said he should be allowed to keep his license because he
Schadenfreude Evolving
schadenfreude ..SHOD-n-froy-duh.., noun:A malicious satisfaction obtained from the misfortunes of others. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Perhaps it's just me.....but "CherryTap" seems to be a breeding ground for voyuers, stalkers, and other ilk of general creepiness..... Why else would I have hundreds of hits with only a few people I'd consider  actual friends.....why after only joining a few weeks ago would I have >90 views on ten blog posts (1 of which is only viewable to 1 person).  Its's not like I'm out there calling people over to look at my stuff....I'm not that interesting, I like what I like and it gives me a chance to write, which I don't do enough of. And maybe, just maybe a few folks like what I do and comment but that seems few and far between perhaps 1 comment per 10 views (just feel like if you look you should comment or at least rate).... I'm sure there are plenty of people who feel they need the attention and adoration ...Not to mention
The 80's Challenge
Who can answer all these questions? Without googling the answers? # What special talent did Molly Ringwald have in The Breakfast Club? # What was the very first James Bond movie that was shown in the 80's? What was the last? # Name the actress who played the pretty blond girl Elliot danced with in E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial? # How many Nightmare On Elm Street movies were made in the 80's? # In Empire Strikes Back, what was chewing on the power cables of the Millenium Falcon while Han Solo and company were hiding inside the asteroid cave? # What was the license number on the Ghostbusters' car? # In 'Back To The Future', where did Doc Brown get the plutonium to power the time-travelling DeLorean? # In 'Empire Strikes Back' when the ghost of Obi Wan Kenobi said that Luke was their last hope against the Empire, who was Yoda refering to when he said: "No, there is another"? # What god were the Thugees worshipping in "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom"? # In the movie Porkey's
Schandmaul - Walpurgisnacht
Schandmaul - Verbotener Kuss
Schapelle Corby..supporting Here Since She Got Jailled
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Schadenfreude
schadenfreude SHOD-n-froy-duh, noun: A malicious satisfaction obtained from the misfortunes of others.
Schad's Truth!!
Googling away... I came across the truth... Schad DOES shit on people...!!.. O...M...G!!
06-07 Schedule
11/29/06 vs. Ohio State Chapel Hill, N.C. NC:98 /OS:89 12/02/06 vs. Kentucky Chapel Hill, N.C. NC:75/KY:63 12/09/06 vs. High Point Chapel Hill, N.C. NC:94/HPU:69 12/16/06 vs. UNC Asheville Chapel Hill, N.C. NC:93/UNCA:62 12/19/06 vs. Florida Atlantic Chapel Hill, N.C. NC:105/FL:52 12/22/06 at Saint Louis St. Louis, Mo. NC:69/ST:48 12/28/06 vs. Rutgers Chapel Hill, N.C. 7:00 p.m. ET 12/31/06 vs. Dayton Chapel Hill, N.C. 3:00 p.m. ET 01/03/07 vs. Penn Chapel Hill, N.C. 8:00 p.m. ET 01/07/07 vs. Florida State Chapel Hill, N.C. 7:00 p.m. ET 01/10/07 vs. Virginia Chapel Hill, N.C. 9:00 p.m. ET 01/13/07 at Virginia Tech Blacksburg, Va. 3:30 p.m. ET 01/17/07 at Clemson Clemson, S.C. 7:00 p.m. ET 01/20/07 vs. Georgia Tech Chapel Hill, N.C. 9:00 p.m. ET 01/24/07 at Wake Forest Winston-Salem, N.C. 7:00 p.m. ET 01/27/07 at Arizona Tucson, Ariz. 1:00 p.m. ET 01/31/07 vs. Miami Chapel Hill, N.C. 7:00 p.m. ET 02/03/07 at NC State Raleigh, N.C. 3:
2007 Schedual
Football - 2007 Schedule Date Opponent Location Time (CST) Results Media Sat, Apr 21 A-Day Game Tuscaloosa 1:00 p.m. Sat, Sep 01 Western Carolina Tuscaloosa TBA Sat, Sep 08 Vanderbilt* at Nashville, Tenn. TBA Sat, Sep 15 Arkansas* Tuscaloosa TBA Sat, Sep 22 Georgia* Tuscaloosa TBA Sat, Sep 29 Florida State at Jacksonville, Fla. TBA Sat, Oct 06 Houston Tuscaloosa TBA Sat, Oct 13 Ole Miss* at Oxford, Miss. TBA Sat, Oct 20 Tennessee* Tuscaloosa TBA Sat, Nov 03 LSU* Tuscaloosa TBA Sat, Nov 10 Mississippi State* at Starkville, Miss. TBA Sat, Nov 17 Louisiana-Monroe Tuscaloosa TBA Sat, Nov 24 Auburn* at Auburn, Ala. TBA * Conference Games
Scheduling Is Done
For those of you who want to know: My surgery is 3/28/07 @3 pm MST I will be out of work for 6 weeks
Schedule For The Week
Scheduals
For those of you having trouble figuring the last one this ones in a diff order!
Scheisser
ich lieg' im unendliches Krieg.
Schedule For All Dj's
(**schedule made by DJ H3llzz)
Schedual For This Week!
I know some of you guys start worry about me when i'm gone, for ever and ever so here's my schedual for the rest of the week! Tomorrow I'm going to be babysitting at 3 Saturday I will be working the Pistons Game at 3 Sunday I will be working the Tigers game in the morning! So don't worry i'm still alive! Just half way dead!!!
Scheduals
The Schedule Is Up
BE SURE TO CHECK EITHER PROFILE TO FIND WHICH PROFILE WILL HOST YOUR GAME BLUEDEMON ~Demon House for life~@ CherryTAP ~Unique Dream ~@ CherryTAP
The Schedule Is Up
BE SURE TO CHECK EITHER PROFILE TO FIND WHICH PROFILE WILL HOST YOUR GAME BLUEDEMON ~Demon House for life~@ CherryTAP ~Unique Dream ~@ CherryTAP
The Schedule Is Up
BE SURE TO CHECK EITHER PROFILE TO FIND WHICH PROFILE WILL HOST YOUR GAME BLUEDEMON ~Demon House for life~@ CherryTAP ~Unique Dream ~@ CherryTAP
The Schedule Is Up
BE SURE TO CHECK EITHER PROFILE TO FIND WHICH PROFILE WILL HOST YOUR GAME BLUEDEMON ~Demon House for life~@ CherryTAP ~Unique Dream ~@ CherryTAP
The Schedule Is Up
BE SURE TO CHECK EITHER PROFILE TO FIND WHICH PROFILE WILL HOST YOUR GAME BLUEDEMON ~Demon House for life~@ CherryTAP ~Unique Dream ~@ CherryTAP
Schedule
For all of you love UGA you'll want this...those of you who don't maybe you'll your team is playing mine..and for any of you who don't know anything about college football you'll know what i'm gonna be doing on saturday's when the season starts!! 2007 UGA FOOTBALL SCHEDULE Georgia's 2007 football schedule starts at home and begins with the Bulldogs' annual contest with Georgia Tech, this season in Atlanta. Home game opponents are noted in all caps. The annual G-Day intersquad scrimmage game concludes spring practice and will be played on April 7. Starting times for all games have not been announced. DATE -- OPPONENT April 7 -- G-Day Game Sept. 1 -- OKLAHOMA STATE Sept. 8 -- SOUTH CAROLINA Sept. 15 -- WESTERN CAROLINA Sept. 22 -- at Alabama Sept. 29 -- MISSISSIPPI Oct. 6 -- at Tennessee Oct. 13 -- at Vanderbilt Oct. 27 -- at Florida (Jacksonville, Fla.) Nov. 3 -- TROY Nov. 10 -- AUBURN Nov. 17 -- KENTUCKY Nov. 24 -- at Georgia Tech
Schelle Belle Is Looking For Fans
Please click on the face below and become a fan of my friend Schelle Belle ~Schele Belle ~Add me has a fan, then add me has a friend.@ fubar
Schedule Internet Main Event
Schedule Internet Main Event Schedule / Agenda Registration begins for the World Internet Main Event on Thursday at 10AM and the first speaker begins at 1PM. Friday's event registration starts at 7am. REMEMBER: Howie Schwartz has a breakout sessions on SUNDAY @ 7:30am - 8:15am in Salon H. You do NOT want to miss his presentation at the World Internet Main Event. world internet main event, Howie Schwartz,internet main event, internet marketing, online marketing, fusion power
Scheduled C Section
Next monday Oct. 1st. The newest editon to our family will be here. Jacqlyn Nichole Moore. Ill keep every1 updated. That is if your Interested. Peace and MCL
10/05/07-10/18/07: Schedule For Work
Friday 10/05/07: 12am-8am Saturday 10/06/07: 12p-12a Sunday 10/07/07: 12p-12a Monday 10/08/07: 2p-10p Tuesday 10/09/07: OFF Wednesday 10/10/07: OFF Thursday 10/11/07: 12a-8a Friday 10/12/07: 12am-8am Saturday 10/13/07: 12p-12a Sunday 10/14/07: 12p-12a Monday 10/15/07: 2p-10p Tuesday 10/16/07: OFF Wednesday 10/17/07: OFF Thursday 10/18/07: 12a-8a
Schedule Of Events With The Hubby....
To insure that if anyone has questions as to why I'm not on here a lot of the time during the day sometimes is due to the fact that unfortunately this is the time of the year when hubby has most of his testing,surgeries,etcetera listed to be done...for the few of you who might wonder where I am or why I'm not on,here is the schedule for the month of November as of today(it is unfortunately subject to change)... I will continue to alert the bosses as to when I won't be here,but in case they don't remember me telling them here goes..... November 2,2007- appointment with the prosthetic doc to get fitted for the new leg(he's still trying to convince them to give him a steel peg-leg),unfortunately out of town...... November 7,2007-First eye surgery to remove those horrendous cataracts;left eye-out of town all day.... November 19,2007-appointment with the pulmonary doc(lungs);half day luckily in town though..... November 21,2007-Second eye surgery to remove cataracts;right eye-out of t
Schedule Of Shows
January 2008 Ashland Elks February 2008 Portsmouth Moose March 2008 Greenup VFW April 2008 Vacation May 2008 Ashland American Legion June 2008 Greenup Amvets July 2008 Greenup VFW August 2008 Greenup Amvets September 2008 Ashland Elks October 2008 Greenup VFW November 2008 Greenup Amvets December 2008 to be announced
Schedule As Of 4/20
Scheule
hey all~! I know it has been a while since I wrote a blog but I have been a busy bee around here. Besides I really don't think anyone reads it these days. (besides my closest friends) I am finished with chemo thank the Lord! My surgery is Wed, May 28. After a quick outpatient surgery I will go though about 5 weeks of radiation and then be done with this whole cancer thing..........except for check ups. No more blood draws, needle sticks, and pills~!!!!! Plus my hair will start growing back again. It is slowly coming back now. Hopefully by the end of summer I will have enough to take a pic and share with you all. As I have said before...chemo sucks~! But all this is almost over.......... I can't wait to have my energy back so I can sit at the computer and chat with my friends again.....I miss you all~! I hope you all have a safe and happy Memorial day. Enjoy the barbeques and get togethers~! But please be safe~ ~~smooches~~
Schedule (will Post Update When More Comes)
Monday - Closed Tuesday - Fetish Night with Scooby-Doo from 8 pm - 2 am central time Wednesday - Bondage Thursday - Bondage Friday - Auction with Milady & Katiemae Midnight it begins until 6 am Monday Saturday - Free for all with Mistress Dymand Sunday - Wet T-shirt Contest If you wanna be on one of the nights, let me know 3 days before that night so I may add you to the schedule and also tell people.
-scheiße! Agh F***
*sigh* wow so yea.... Jaymes here.... well just was, be back in a few days or so.... and i just dunno... all this flood of memories.... everything.... i know i've been emotional before.... but not even when sara left me....no tears... never did i come in my room and collapse to the floor in it all.... wow. i tell ya.... Jayme was my 1st fiance who moved away 3 years ago and shit went bad.. .decides to come visit and just wow alot of memories.....seemed like just yesterday.... first girl i ever loved, we have eachothers names on our left shins and all..it was just a complete mind fuck, then today she comes to visit again alone, tells me "so uhhh yea, im gettin married in september" I'm just mentaly fucked.... she was my first real love, first fiance, we never fought, tons of great memories, only good times, were so close, then... she had to move to indiana, shit went bad, 3 years later shes joining the army and engaged again, and plannin to get married.... wtf happened.......
Schedual
THIS SCHEDUAL WILL CHANGE AS NEW DJ'S COME IN SO CHECK AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK
The Scheming Villain Will Be Played By Haman
“After these things did king Ahasuerus promote Haman the son of Hammedatha the Agagite, and advanced him, and set his seat above all the princes that were with him.” Chapter three is the point at which, when the book of Esther is read aloud during the Jewish feast of Purim, everyone boos and hisses at the sound of Haman’s name. It’s probably stretching the truth to say Haman had been so anti-Jew from the beginning, but with the society he was descended from (the Agagites are people whose king by that name was killed centuries earlier when Israel was a united monarchy under King Saul; see 1 Samuel 15 for the full story) he may have not needed much encouragement. Originally the Agagites were the Amalekites who harassed the Israelites wandering through the wilderness during their departure from Egypt centuries even earlier – that’s in Exodus 17 – and prompted God’s curse upon that nation for attacking His chosen people. Such grievances harbored against the descendants of those who
Schedule For Djing
REBEL ------ 12 P.M.-3 P.M. ANGEL ------ 9 P.M.-12 A.M. 12 A.M.-3 A.M. REBEL GIRL --------- 9 A.M.-12 P.M. SMOKIE ------- 3 A.M.-6 A.M. 6 A.M.-9 A.M. CHIEF ----- 3 P.M.-6 P.M. PRINCESS SKULLZ ----------- 6 P.M.-9 P.M.
Schedule
M W F- 10-10:50 AM T- 7-9:55 PM WEB - ONLINE COURSE T R- 4-5:50 PM M W- 1-2:15 PM m- monday t-tuesday w-wednesday r- thursday f-friday
Schedule For Industrial Night! 2011
 Hello all! I am DJ Dark Horse from Dark Horse Leather and the Columbia MO Goth / industrial night. I would like to welcome everyone to join us at the SOCO Club in Columbia Mo for our once a month Friday night event starting in January 2011. The Club is Located at 128E Nifong Bvld Columbia MO 65205 The event starts at 9pm, and there is no cover before 9pm. After 9pm there is a cover of $5 for 18+ and $3 for 21+ I will be posting the other two scheduled DJs at a later date. For now, I DJ Dark Horse will spin as one of 3 for the night, along with selling leather gear and footwear. Dates for Industrial night: TBA   The Columbia Goth / Industrial scene has grown to many members. On any given scheduled Friday night event, over 150 people are in attendence. DJ Dark Horse and DJ Larry K keep you very well entertained with Goth / Industrial, EBM and Aggrotech music. New to each event, starting 2011, there will be themes to each night and more entertainment as well. I will post the 2011 s
Schedule May 27 – May 31
  Hey Everyone – thanks for your support of Bada Bing – Hopefully you all are enjoying the warmer weather and staying out of the rain. Lol – With summer months coming on, days online are slower.  So we will start planned shifts at 7 or 8 pm to adjust some for the summer daytime slowdown. As always in Bada, any DJ can get on any time of day – so you may see someone want to spin and get on air earlier – if they do they will change their status and put out a bully – However as far as scheduled planned shifts – they will most likely start at 7 or 8pm EST depending on the day and peoples schedules. As always, there are always tunes in Bada for anyone who wants to hang out and chat. Due to upcoming vacations of staff members, we are postponing this weeks live show for a couple weeks. Also We are having a DJ staff meeting on Thursday (see schedule) – if you cant make it or need any change in the schedule – Please let me know. TY for all y
Schedule Suicide
I have to be more responsible to myself when it comes to setting up meetings, no more early morning stuff. I mean really, how am I supposed to sleep in if I have to wake up early and drive an hour and a half. And then I have to go to bed early. Which means I have to stop doing stuff that I want to do. Work is such an inconvenience. I think I'll win the lottery tomorrow. Hah.
The Schedule...
http://fubar.com/the-schedule/b336200-1144692 So, There's a few shows coming up that i figured i would tell everybody about, because i for some reason feel compelled to AND it's kind of part of the whole, Promo thing that i do!   First and foremost - to all my New York friends out there, 2.26.11 - NEXT SATURDAY at Tammany Hall in NYC, Acey Slade & The Dark Party will be performing at the Hate The Hate Benefit.. Here's the official press release -      "Tim No 37 presents HATE the HATE is designed to raise awareness against Hate Crimes, Bullying and Discrimination that has been running rampant in the United States. Time for us to take a stand!The proceeds of this event will go to:The Hetrick-Martin Institutewww.hmi.organdThe Trevor Projectwww.thetrevorproject.orgCO-HEADLINING this phenomenal event are:THE AUGUST INFINITY and KHZalso performing are:Acey Slade and The Dark PartyStar KillerKristaKing Hell!Ghosts of EdenHosted by: Juliya of FUSE tv, Ms Jenncity and more
[schedules- How Do They Work?]
So, Saturday I saw gorgeous girl that I like, with a bunch of her friends- and on my way out me and girl are talking about meeting up after her out of town friends are home. Nothing concrete, but the inklings of plans. Sunday at 10:54 A.M. I get a text asking if I want to meet at ye olde coffee shop and take a crack at her kooky ass laptop. I says sure, and get a couple more texts talking about what she did last night and I ask if she's taking her friends back to the airport ... ... ... ...   22 hours later and I've got nothing.   Soooooooooooo... best case scenario, her phone died and it took her all day to get her friends to the airport (it does, I've made that trip). Worst case scenario. . .                 So what are you kids doing today? :|   Is there something I should be doing?
Schedule For Whiskey River
est           monday          tuesday        wednesday     thursday        friday          saturday              sunday 9-12                               shorty                                shorty           fiesty         12-3         shorty                                                                                3-6                                                                                                                 shorty                6-9                                                     cb                   cb                 cb                cb                      cb 9-12          shorty            shorty                               shorty           miga                                       miga 12-3          haus               haus            haus              haus             haus              haus                 haus
Scheepers Of South Africa Caught A Break As Her Opponent, 14th Seeded Flavia Pennetta, Retired With A Wrist Injury While Leading The First Set 4-1. B
ARLINGTON, Texas -- Josh Hamilton knew he finally had to take a break when he got of bed after more than 17 hours and still didnt feel right. Haloti Ngata Jersey . The slugger was out of the Texas Rangers lineup Monday night against Seattle because of what the team called an upper respiratory problem. Hamilton said he hasnt felt right for more than a week and called manager Ron Washington when he finally got up earlier in the afternoon before coming to the ballpark. "The last couple of days have been a little weird. Any time youve got inner-ear stuff or sinus stuff or chest stuff, it all goes back to not feeling quite right as far as your equilibrium, just feeling off," Hamilton said. "Just when I got up I still felt off. Called Wash and told him I problem needed a day just to be sure and try to get some more rest." Hamilton, who leads the majors with 20 homers and 53 RBIs in 45 games, said he started feeling bad during a series in Houston that began 10 days earlier. Instead of attendi
Schermo Da 8 Pollici Chi V8 Dual-core
Chi V8 tablet android dual-core, corpo interamente in metallo design, della moda e durevole. La configurazione fusoliera di fronte ad un 8 pollici 1024 x 768 HD, mostrando buoni risultati. Hardware aeromobili equipaggiati con il mainstream RK3066, la più alta clock fino a 1,6 GHz, accoppiato con le prestazioni del chip stesso per forzare nucleare posta-400 MP4 indipendenza significativo, così come il 1GB DDR3 ad alta velocità memoria a doppio canale, che rende più fluida manipolazione.Chi per il potente V8 dual-core multimediale, multi-formato di riproduzione video di supporto locale. Supporta anche la tecnologia standard HTML5 FLASH11.1, video online, giochi web facilmente decodificato. Supporta uscita HDMI ad alta definizione, e il supporto 1,4 ultra-trasparente la qualità delle immagini, doppio display, può essere raggiunto. Oltre alle potenti prestazioni del doppio nucleare architettura hardware centrale, Chi V8 dual-core e viene fornito con un il domestico appartamento molto rara
Schedule Move With Right Moving Company In Delhi
If you are moving from Delhi to somewhere else and want to make your move easy and simple then it is advisable to use services of a professional moving company in Delhi. If you schedule your move with a right moving company in Delhi then it is certain that you will get peace of mind and your move will be much easier and simpler. Your household belongings including furniture and appliances will be packed correctly by expert hands and transferred to your new destination door step timely and safely. You will have to do nothing. All tasks involved in the process will be handled and performed by expert workers of moving companies. Hence; you will get hassle-free and safe execution of entire shifting process. Almost all good Packers and Movers Delhi based companies are providing quality packing & moving solutions and different kinds of relocation services. They are helping those people who want to move locally within the city of Delhi or want to move from this city to somewhere else. Major
Schedule Move With Right Movers And Packers In Hyderabad
Whether you are moving locally from one place to another within the city of Hyderabad or moving from this city to somewhere else you will either have to do or make arrangement for packing, loading, transporting, unloading, unpacking and rearranging of furniture, home appliances and other household effects. Apart from these tasks there are some unpleasant issues involved in the process that may pester you extremely. But if you schedule your move with a right moving company in Hyderabad then you can definitely simplify the entire operation and get rid of all hassles, difficulties and issues. If you have decided to schedule your move from Hyderabad then you may see many professional companies in this city to choose from. Just you need to do little research and find out a legitimate moving company to schedule your move with. A right company will provide you comprehensive solution catering to all your moving needs. You will be helped in the entire operation from schedule the move, to packi
Schfifty Five
Schizo.....
Organization has identified Schizophrenia as one of the ten most debilitating diseases affecting human beings. Schizophrenia is a devastating brain disorder that affects approximately 2.2 million American adults, or 1.1 percent of the population age 18 and older. Schizophrenia interferes with a person's ability to think clearly, to distinguish reality from fantasy, to manage emotions, make decisions, and relate to others. Another serious thought disorder is Schizoaffective Disorder. The symptoms of Schizoaffective Disorder look like a mixture of two kinds of major mental illnesses - mood disorders (depression, bipolar disorder) and schizophrenia. While there is no cure for Schizophrenia or Schizoaffective Disorder, they are highly treatable and manageable illnesses. However, people may stop treatment because of medication side effects, disorganized thinking, or because they feel the medication is no longer working. Stigma is another major problem facing both the sufferer a
80's Child
You know you're a child from the 80's if: You remember Don Johnson when he was "cool" You know who shot J.R You remember when Michael Jackson was actually considered something of a sex symbol You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows You owned at least one skinny leather tie. Your first Walkman weighed 10 pounds and was the size of a brick. You wore L.A. Gear tennis shoes. You know the meaning of Wax on/Wax Off You're always "in the mood for dancing" If you can "See Better" with sunglasses that have paint splattered all over the lenses. You wore lace gloves with the fingers cut off, bangle bracelets up to your elbows, bright red Reebok high tops and parachute pants to a school dance You need a shopping cart to carry your personal stereo with you. You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before the surgery. You go rollerskating every Friday night (not to skate, but to 'hang out') You still want to take Karate
80's Child
You know you're a child from the 80's if: You remember Don Johnson when he was "cool" You know who shot J.R You remember when Michael Jackson was actually considered something of a sex symbol You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows You owned at least one skinny leather tie. Your first Walkman weighed 10 pounds and was the size of a brick. You wore L.A. Gear tennis shoes. You know the meaning of Wax on/Wax Off You're always "in the mood for dancing" If you can "See Better" with sunglasses that have paint splattered all over the lenses. You wore lace gloves with the fingers cut off, bangle bracelets up to your elbows, bright red Reebok high tops and parachute pants to a school dance You need a shopping cart to carry your personal stereo with you. You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before the surgery. You go rollerskating every Friday night (not to skate, but to 'hang out') You still want to take Karate
80's Child
You know you're a child from the 80's if: You remember Don Johnson when he was "cool" You know who shot J.R You remember when Michael Jackson was actually considered something of a sex symbol You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows You owned at least one skinny leather tie. Your first Walkman weighed 10 pounds and was the size of a brick. You wore L.A. Gear tennis shoes. You know the meaning of Wax on/Wax Off You're always "in the mood for dancing" If you can "See Better" with sunglasses that have paint splattered all over the lenses. You wore lace gloves with the fingers cut off, bangle bracelets up to your elbows, bright red Reebok high tops and parachute pants to a school dance You need a shopping cart to carry your personal stereo with you. You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before the surgery. You go rollerskating every Friday night (not to skate, but to 'hang out') You still want to take Karate
80's Child
You know you're a child from the 80's if: You remember Don Johnson when he was "cool" You know who shot J.R You remember when Michael Jackson was actually considered something of a sex symbol You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows You owned at least one skinny leather tie. Your first Walkman weighed 10 pounds and was the size of a brick. You wore L.A. Gear tennis shoes. You know the meaning of Wax on/Wax Off You're always "in the mood for dancing" If you can "See Better" with sunglasses that have paint splattered all over the lenses. You wore lace gloves with the fingers cut off, bangle bracelets up to your elbows, bright red Reebok high tops and parachute pants to a school dance You need a shopping cart to carry your personal stereo with you. You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before the surgery. You go rollerskating every Friday night (not to skate, but to 'hang out') You still want to take Karate
Schitt
The Schitt Family For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, And they produced a so
Schism - Piano And Vocal (adam Monroe)
Schizophrenic Lover
Here are my latest lyrics, a pretty major departure from my usual style. This is an upbeat pop/rock song (think All American Rejects or Weezer). It's for a very good friend of mine... you know who you are. Schizophrenic Lover I have a schizophrenic lover He is the one man I desire Some days he thinks he’s Darth Vader Other days he’s a psychic vampire Some people say that he’s fucked up Some people say that it’s wrong I say that they can just shut up Cause I’m right where I belong Belong He may not be the sanest guy But at least he has an alibi For all the crazy things That he has ever done Nobody else can make me think That we are on the brink Of revolution But we can win this time somehow Hey now, my schizophrenic lover Please don’t be too paranoid Come stay with me under the covers I don’t care if the world’s destroyed Destroyed Let me be your happy pill I’ll give you all the cheap thrills That I can If you’ll only be my man Life’s full of c
.schizophrenic Conversations..this One Will Creep You Out!
Schizophrenic Conversations " She loves me...She loves me not" Clammy hands stretch forth in eternal tremor; Passionate violence is contained with induced stupor, Conflicting debates unleashed in audiable sensation, Silence of expectancy, fills the air; Weither in sin or fantasy, powers above do not care. Pains embedded so deep, they can't be seen, Unraveling this sound structure at it's seams. Illness invading, voices steadly debating, Demons twitch eagerly yet,patiently contemplating. Meaningful words simple but, not innocent or beige; Quietly I rock, only whispering,my childhood torture rhyme, "She loves me... She loves me not..." Building convulsions tying my heart into a knot, It's only you, I've looked to seek, Yet,I never prevail, once again my sanity too meek. All is needed my love is for you to do your part, To stop my endless search, to obtain your heart. "She loves me... She loves me not..." RWSII
Schizophreniac
A son is hated, driven insane. The schizophreniac became more withdrawn into his life. His mother monitored the strife. He needed love that was not there. The schizophreniac despaired. The hatred penetrated all. The hatred scaled his mental wall. But years ahead when mother died, the schizophreniac inside arose, and crept one lonely night, and killed his father from his life.
Schizophrenia
If this god is so wonderful, why does He speak through narrow-minded, cynical fools? WHY HAVEN’T THOSE PEOPLE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH SCHIZOPHRENIA YET? I would like to point out that usually when someone claims god has been talking to them we classify them as insane and send them to therapy. And yet a regular recipient of god's personal messages is currently running this country and now others are making even more headline news by telling the masses that Jesus Christ is coming. It really saddens me that people who say things like "God spoke to me and told me to help the poor" are thought of as insane and the ones who say "God spoke to me of terrible things to come!" or "God told me to kill the unbelievers!" are allowed to have positions of power. When you talk to God, that's Religion; When He talks to you, that's schizophrenia. I predict that no later than the end of 2008 the religious BULLIES will make other stupid predictions! God spoke to me and said he does not exist.
Schizophrenic Love Song
For you I would do anything Just to show you my love Walk through fire to be with you Thinking of you my heart Wants to shrivel up and die You are like a succubus Draining me with every breath you take Grabbing you tight wanting so badly To hold you forever never letting go My angel is what you are Your love so precious to me Looking into your deep eyes All I can do is cry Felling tied to you with biting chains Blisters on my soul a constant reminder No matter how hard I try Words cannot express my devotion Being the center of my world Every emotion I feel revolves around you Laying close at night Smothering you would be so easy How you have suffocated me with lies With you gone, so shall the pain Remembering my trembling hands Reaching towards you for the first time Beauty that could not be compared Your radiance surrounds me always Being with you has feelings of Shame course through my veins Dead I
Schism
I know the pieces fit because I watched them fall away Mildewed and smoldering, fundamental differing, Pure intention juxtaposed will set two lovers souls in motion Disintegrating as it goes testing our communication The light that fueled our fire then has burned a hole between us so We cannot see to reach an end crippling our communication. I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them tumble down No fault, none to blame it doesnt mean I dont desire to Point the finger, blame the other, watch the temple topple over. To bring the pieces back together, rediscover communication. The poetry that comes from the squaring off between, And the circling is worth it. Finding beauty in the dissonance There was a time that the pieces fit, but I watched them fall away. Mildewed and smoldering, strangled by our coveting Ive done the the math enough to know the dangers of a second guessing Doomed to crumble unless we grow, and strengthen our communication Cold silence has a ten
Schizoid....
Schizophrenic mindset Broken by that which binds me Paranoid psychotic Suicidal beauty in my eyes Loaded gun in my mind Deranged smile draws my face I'm broken Please don't break me A catastrophe Explosive pain Anger seething Bleeding is believing Every day is the same for me Surrounded by shadow and grey I'm so sick of "You'll Be Fine" My dream has expired Suffocating in my own skin Feeling nothing but pain I'm not gifted Slightly bent Bound deep within Leave me here dying...
Schizophrenic Conversations
Are you afraid Afraid of the truth In mirrors staring back at you the image is cracked but so is the view, yeah and the strength of a tree begins in the roots that I tenderly buried into you At least now the storm Can blow me away Chorus: So crawl inside my head with me I'll show you how it feels to be To blame like me Should I be afraid Of this face that I see In the mirror staring back at me So cold were the days When I listened to you And you SAY THAT I'M WEAK! So show me the proof Because I still exist in spite of you But I won't compete With you every day Chorus Schizophrenic conversations that I'm always having with myself I hear these voices in my head competing maybe I could use a little help I still have schizophrenic conversations when there's no-one around to hear And I long for solitude and peace within me Pouring out all the anger and the fear So crawl inside My head with me And I'll show you how it feels to be Fucked up like
Schinzel-giedion Syndrome What My Son Devon Had
Devon was the 17th in the world to have this syndrome he was deaf blind and had full retardation he had a trache to breath and a jtube to eat out of he lived from may- 7th -98 to may- 11- 99 Q: What is Schinzel-Giedion Syndrome (SGS)? A: SGS is a complex genetic disorder that typically causes: •a major facial defect called midface retraction, •a disorder known as hydronephrosis caused by obstruction and distension in the kidney, •unusual skeletal features, •excessive growth of bodily hair (hypertrichosis), •seizures, •abnormal EEG, •severe mental retardation, and •failure to thrive. There can also be heart problems, genital abnormalities, and spells of interrupted breathing. Q: What causes SGS? A: The probable cause is a recessive genetic defect carried by both parents, so that the disease does not show up in the parents and 3 out of 4 of their children (speaking statistically). It is not known what chromosomes carry the defect. Q: How common is SGS? A: SGS is an
Schimpfen
fuck auf die Menschen hier alle Homosexuell Deutschland ist so ein besseres Land. Scheiße und die Vereine sind die scheißt
Schism
Schism I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them fall away mildewed and smoldering, fundamental differing, pure intention juxtaposed will set two lovers souls in motion disintegrating as it goes testing our communication the light that fueled our fire then has burned a hole between us so we cannot see to reach an end crippling our communication. I know the pieces fit cuz I watched them tumble down no fault, none to blame it doesn't mean I don't desire to point the finger, blame the other, watch the temple topple over. To bring the pieces back together, rediscover communication. The poetry that comes from the squaring off between, And the circling is worth it. Finding beauty in the dissonance. There was a time that the pieces fit, but I watched them fall away. Mildewed and smoldering, strangled by our coveting I've done the the math enough to know the dangers of a second guessing Doomed to crumble unless we grow, and strengthen our communication cold silence has a tendency to at
A Schizo's Lament
i miss the way words came so easily though morbid, and absurd.   i would write whatever the "whispers" said, i would write whatever i heard.   though my mind was ill, my pen flew still, and i would write; until the demons left me.   i miss who i was at times, and though i spoke clearly; i wrote with passion hidden within my rhymes.
Schitzophrenia
Lost in The Wilderness .......2 Mr. Clarke spoke in a very firm voice. "I am not amused" his gaze burned As if a raging fire spreading wild. And..he searched for the misplaced debit card. . Hours before...Logan was kneeling Beside me, holding my hand in his. And the day just seemed to begin once again...as Steven raised his head. . The personalities that I've met Spin frequently inside this head. As I once again try calling Detective Moore. . The things that we choose to not accept or believe I guess can only be found in time. Each part of him I'd met, more than once. . Until the night from the darkness of unseen shadows "He" appeared. I really thought I'd met them all. "Him" I've never seen again. . He hides silently within. And I refuse to watch Mr. Clarke For him to recklessly appear again. Let this be my warning to more than the few of you. . in progress..............
Schizophrenia
Darkness falls on to the mind of a man his emotions all fade to black as if blinded from a hot iron. His soul tarnish from years of pain and anger caused by his own blood. Tears  never come anymore, no empathy, no remorse just dull pain from a broken back and voices that scream through his mind like banshees wailing whom rarely relent for a moment of silence. Struggling through the voices to find his true conscience he breaks inside every time they scream for self mutilation and despair. Then at night his eye's play tricks on him the shadows come in the dark everyone being just around the next corner. Though not scared of the dark or the shadows that lurk just inside, he does become scared in crowds of people sometimes as their faces contort into demonic masks of death. Sometimes he has conversations with others he never remembers having. Always  struggling constantly to stay in the realm of reality, people look at him as if he is a monster. Very rarely finding true peace with in himse
Schlep
schlep\ SHLEP \verb;  1. To move slowly, awkwardly, or tediously. 2. To carry; lug.
Schlimmer Als Das Gefühl Einer Desktop-tastatur
Mit der beschleunigten usb gerät Entwicklung von E-Commerce, Online-Handel Feuer, ist die breite Industrie allmählich in den heiß umkämpften Markt. Computer Borderline-Produkten, Computer-Zubehör, Computer-Food Industrie breite und allmählich bildeten eine Anordnung von One-Stop-Großhandel, One-Stop-Account Zugehörigkeit Modus! Um die Einstellung der Computer-Chassis, nicht naiv durch Akklimatisierung Anatomie, weil die Anatomie gibt es viel Platz.   Kann angenommen platzierte Gegenstände zentralen werden die Anatomie um Versandkosten zu sparen.Power, ist offen für die absolute Akzent Fähigkeit Beitritt zentral die Computergehäuse. Seine überlegene und Einhaltung anon beeinflusst die Aktivität und die Einhaltung der zugesetzten Zubehör. Ungewöhnlich in reich Regionen Chinas Netzspannung ist akut instabil, Hochspannungs-Schlagen und Spannungsschwankungen, der Anatomie Fähigkeit überlegen Anforderungen höher.   Gute Fähigkeit in der Spannung Aberration ist groß, ein vers
Schmexy
From a newsprint article about 'How sexy are Canadian women?' When asked to rate satisfaction with their bodies on a scale of one to 10, women gave themselves no higher than an average of six. 6, yeah that's about what i'd say also.
Schnap!!
Just wanted to tell you all how excited I am! Two of my photographs did make it to Schnap!! - an online guide, in my case for the German city of Hamburg! Two of my photographs were chosen to represent one of the Hamburg sights! If anyone is interested to view it, here is the link: www.schmap.com/hamburg/introduction_entertainment/p=63446/i=63446.jpg you can browse and come to the next photo. If you want to see my other photographs, just click on the pic and it will lead you to my stream. Comments on here would be very much appreciated, lol
Schnews
So apparently, according to Yahoo News, a "number of illegal meth labs has decreased in NC". I was completely unaware that there is such thing as a legal meth lab, but I guess they would know better.
Schnuffel ßunny Sings The Snuggle Song
cherkle bunny
Schneeschuhe & Kompressionsstrümpfe
  http://www.schneeschuhe-laden.de http://www.kompressionsstrumpf-laden.de
Schöne Muslimischen Brautkleid
Ebenso wählen Sie ein modernes abendkleider lang, wählen Sie Muslim Kleid für die Braut hat auch seine eigene Komplexität. In der Tat, wohl komplizierter, denn es gibt mehrere Dinge, die aufmerksam zu sein brauchen, um nicht zu islamischen Regeln verstoßen. Da für die Bildung von muslimischen Kleid für die Braut gibt es derzeit einige grundlegende Optionen, nämlich eine kebaya, Abaya, Kaftan und Formationen. Passen Sie die grundlegenden Formationen mit dem Alter, Form und Höhe. Zum Beispiel für diejenigen, die jung sind, die kebaya wählen nicht mehr als hip mit Stickerei Akzenten so einfach. Der Begriff, luxuriös, aber trotzdem elegant. Die Wahl des Materials kann brokat Spitze oder Chiffon beschichtet werden. Doch für diejenigen, die glamourös aussehen wollen, können auch die kebaya während Knie oder Knöchel zu erreichen angemessene Kleidung für diejenigen, die hohe Körperproportionen haben. Für den Kragen, können Arm-geschnittenem Kragen cheongsam und Glocken um es so aussehen femi
School Sucks!!
Ok I officially hate school! lol I am a Junior at the University of Louisiana at Monroe and I am majoring In elementary education with a psychology minor. I always have SO much homework! It's killin me! I feel like the more homework I do the more I get assigned to me! *blah* This sucks!!!
School
Whoooo hoooo! Yes! Go Me! Go Me! I aced my first test with a 100%! I am very excited! Now let's see if I can do the same thing on the next test which will be tomorrow evening. I wil be taking 2 tests one on abbreviations and one on elements.
School
I think that i might be going back to school..hmm after well i wont go there but it has been over 10yrs.i think im ready lol and i know that there are students that are way younger than me there.I toured the school today and its small (thank god) i dont like big schools to many places to go and too many damn ppl to bump into lol (realy though) and who Im going and you cant stop me ! the classes are for only 8mths and its for only 4hrs a day so i can still work ft adn not have to worry about a thing except bills bills bills
School And New Photo Album
Ok got my second elements test back and again, I just missed one so I got a 96%. Misspelled the work Cartilage..blah! The new photo album is just a few of the things that turn me on. Vampires, for me whether female or male, so such a sensual qualities. I find them very erotic and sexy. I will soon post more pictures that I find very sensual! Hugs and Love Darla
School...sex...and How They All Blen Together
In school they teach you about sex..am I right and during sex you are tecnically exercising so it is considered a sport and you do sports in school so why not have sex in school as you sport I mean you finally learn something in school even if it is sex and we can take sex as a class...a sports education class...Sounds like an idea to me..how about you???
School
im looking into schools for massage therapy.i decided i need a change from what i do in my civilian job. am i makin a mistake?
School Of Rock
To simply put it, "The School of Rock," rocks. In an era where most kid films generally suck, "School of Rock" reminds us of the times when kid movies actually used to be cool like the Home Alone films (the first two that is). The story is about an out of work rock musician played by Jack Black, living with his friend and former band member, trying to form a band for the battle of the bands, but he's forced by his friend's girlfriend to get a normal job. However, as luck would have it, his friend gets a call to be a substitute teacher at a private school, so Jack goes and poses as the new wood be teacher. Don't get me wrong. This film still has the typical cliche father figure teaching kids about confidence and all that feel good crap we expect, but it does it in a unique and funny way. For example, in the film, Jack teaches the kids about rock and roll, and how to stick it to the man. "School of Rock" is a hillarious film that many families will come to enjoy. Jack is simply funny
School
damn... i dont want to go.. i want to stay on this site.. i dont hate school but its nto that grand... long story...
School Is Starting Soon...
I am not sure if i am ready for all this shit....I still got wedding plans and work...damnit! But oh well i better get school done now before kids start popping out of me.
School
Lesson 3 Elements: 100% whooo hooo! No misspelled words! Very excited to see how I do on the next one!
School Bush
President George W. Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little good press. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. "Stanley," responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley?" "I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Just then, the bell rings for recess. President Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name. "Steve," he responds. "And what is your question, Steve?" "Actually, I have 6 questions. First,
School
i seriously don't like school right now.. crunch time sucks... i also hate having to make choices. if anyone can help me with determining if my feelings for someone are real.. id seriously appreciate it!
School
Elements Lesson 4 test: 100% Abbreviations B: 100% Typing Test: B- (note you have to type 84 wpm to get an A in this class WTF!)
School
Hey everyone reading this... this is my frist blog and since im going to school, i thought i write a little, so yeah, im going to ITT Tech and im late, so yeah, not much here to say so l8r!
School
i had my first day of school today. i was disappointed at the absent of hot girls in my classes........
School!!
ok so yeah i have finally taken the next step in getting a college ed. oooooohhhh i am soooo excited....the books should be here anytime;)
School Safety Review Underway
Platte Canyon School officials are reviewing safety and crisis plans to determine if more can be done to keep their campuses safe, Superintendent Jim Walpole said today. “In that review, we will involve staff and parents, community members and our law enforcement agencies on how to make our school grounds as safe as possible,” Walpole said. “Right now, steps are being taken for that safety, including the hiring of security personnel in our schools.” Every adult who enters school grounds has to have a name badge and there will be increased supervision in the hallways. The area of campus where the shooting took place will be sealed off for the rest of the year, he said. Mental health workers and extra substitute teachers will be on hand as school goes back in session on Thursday so that everyone feels secure. Safety plans before the shooting were reviewed by school officials and the sheriff and fire departments on a monthly and quarterly basis, Walpole said. The superinten
School Shootings
1999 April 20: Columbine High School, Jefferson County - Eric Harris, 18, and Dylan Klebold, 17, killed 12 students and one teacher and wounded 24 other people before committing suicide in the school library. Nov. 19: Deming Middle School, Deming, N.M. - Victor Cordova, 12, shot and killed a 13-year-old classmate. He was sentenced to two years in juvenile detention. 2000 Feb. 29: Buell Elementary School, Mount Morris Township, Mich. - A 6-year-old boy, whose identity was not released, shot and killed 6-year-old playmate Kayla Rolland. He was not charged with a crime, but he was removed from his mother's custody. May 26: Lake Worth Community Middle School, Lake Worth, Fla. - After being sent home for misbehaving, Nathaniel Brazill, 13, returned to school and killed teacher Barry Grunow. Brazill was sentenced to 28 years in prison. 2001 March 5: Santana High School, Santee, Calif. - In a San Diego suburb, Charles "Andy" Williams, 15, killed two classmates - a 14-year
School
Ok so school really rocked last night! I arrived there to find out that keyboarding class was cancelled due to of all things a virus! LMAO! So all I had to do was go in to take 3 small tests watch the audionym tape for lesson 6 and then I was done. So, class was from 5:00 to 6:45! whooo hooooo! Got to go home early and have a decent dinner for once!
School
Just to let everyone know, From Sunday until the 22nd I will be in Nashville TN,Lexington KY,and Hurricane WV for school and training. So I do not think Ill be able to be online. WISH ME LUCK!!!
School Will Be The Death Of Me
To all who dont know me and to those who do,my life is crazy all by itself but then to add another full semester of class to it. Wow! What was i thinking. Oh i'll get through it no doubt about that. I may need a few hair colors along the way to cover the gray i will be getting. Guess i am a little worried about this semester that i may have over did what i am able to do. We are only in week 4 or a 12 week semester and i have a crap load of homework and two more class to go. Oh ya and they are all Medical classes so they are no walk in the park. So i guess if no one hears from me for awhile you may want to send a search party out for my becuase i am probably trap under neath these heavy ass books. I will try to keep in touch with all of my friends as much as possible but please dont be strangers. All phones have numbers on them so that means they work both ways in and out calls!! So wish me luck getting thru this semester with out going crazy. Well without going completely cr
School
I finished my first course in school and passed with a B so I am really excited and proud of myself cause it was no easy class. But in order to proceed with my assoicates in Criminal Justice I had to take the class
School
Sigh.. They are So cute when they are Infants.. Where does the time go, I Just got back Up Here from Putting her on the bus to go to Pre-school.. Next year she starts Kindergarten..What will I do ALL day.. then?? First time i put her on I Had to hide, because i cried... that lil ' bye bye mama' still beings tears to Me eyes... shes gone for a couple hours 3 Mornings a week and I Miss her.
School
SITTING AT SCHOOL BEING BORED LIKE HELL SOME ONE TALK TO ME PLZZ
School Days
I remember "walking to school, in bare feet, in the snow, uphill both ways" (just kidding). Actually, if I wanted to, I could probably tell you the names of every teacher I had from Kindergarten through High School, not because I'm that good at remembering, but because there are traumatic experiences related to almost every year of school. I can't think of one year off the top of my head that something bad didn't happen. Kindergarten was te year I broke my ankle on Halloween while Trick-or-Treating, and for some reason, I remember being carried into the school for a party for Halloween and I remember getting laughed at by all the kids because my dad carried me into school. First thruogh 8th grade were in a Catholic School--with mostly nuns for teachers---now if that doesn't bring nightmares, nothing will. Which brings me to a question---If these "religous" people are supposed to be excellent examples of the way we should be, why would they ridicule and belittle children who were poor,
School Days
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl asked. "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy,Mummy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, It's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy,Mummy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36 C's. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" No, honey, Its because you're 24.
School
i just felt like writing a little to say hay and that i hope everyone has a wonderful weekend and keep on rating its good for you and me!!lmao S.T.A.R.S
Schooled- Adult
Okay.. working on Chapter 7 of my novel and I got bit by this little sideplot that refused to be left alone until it was written. Adam Hart, one of 2 princes to Eudora... Sapphira, a Chosen One with a wild streak... 2 people who love to tease others finally meet their match in each other lol. Much of this will appear in my novel, however it is serously edited. Here is the one place you will see the unedited version to Chapter 7 of Dawn of Destiny, book one to the Spellbound series. ********************** “Still hiding in the dark, are you?” Sapphira’s heart leapt to her throat. With a quick wipe at the tears in her eyes, she jumped up and spun to face Master Dominik as he approached her in the darkness. She cast a glance around the garden, searching for either an escape or a sign of assistance near by. She found none. “M-Master, I did not hear your approach.” “And the Fates decreed you to be one of the rare Chosen Ones,” Dominik chided darkly. “Seems they
Schoolboy Crush Part 1..
Schoolboy crush. part 1 It was Ricardo's, Rick as his friends called him, first year in college. Armed with all the high school basics, he was going for journalism major and a literary minor. Even still having a solid foundation to start on he was a bit nervous about his first day. There was rumor she was a very beautiful older woman. That was his biggest weakness as he has always found older women incredibly attractive. His older brother Stephan had been picking on him for years about this and had been torturing him for a week about Ms. Blair and how he'd probably fail due to his own lustful ways. Dana Blair was in her mid 30's. She had been married before to her high school sweetheart but that drifted apart as their goals in college changed and they wanted different things. They parted before children were introduced into the marriage and that was for the best, as Dana had traveled in pursuit of her journalism career. Her travels took her back to her homeland of France, it was
Schoolboy Crush Part 2..
Schoolboy crush.. part 2. Again", Rick stated. "Yes Sir, i surrender, i am yours". Tightening his grip on her hair, he pulled her head back and to the side. She could feel his breath as it grazed the back of her neck, then lingered by her ear. The anticipation was building inside her. Then Rick felt her body begin to relax in his grip, he knew she was beginning to submit to him. Present, was all he said and released his grip. Dana quickly scurried to all fours, head down and remained very still, waiting for his next command. There was none as he lifted the fishnet sheath and exposed the pearly white flesh of her ass and the rose pink of her pussy. Very methodically he began inspecting her. First at her feet, each of her dainty toes, were perfectly polished. He noted she took good care of feet and the rest of the package most assuredly would be the same. Lightly his hands glided up to her small ankles, then along her smooth and toned calves. With a small backhanded slap
School
its amazing here i am with 3 kids that are in school and here goes there mom back to school, to collage anyways. what do they think about it well my oldest thinks its cool middle she not to sure yet and my youngest thinks im going to his hes only in kindergarden so he thinks mom is gonna be with him. why im doing it well, i had my children young at 20 i wanted to go back then and well taking care of them did not allow me too. so now there all in so why dont i, made sense when i signed up now i cant beleive this but part of me is worried, what is it dont all come back to me lord i hope it does, be the new kid lol that always sucks. well i hope i can do this, i needto do this i told my husband it was for the kids but i think more its for me , it has to be for me to get threw this, if not for me then it wont work. ill need there support there help but im sure they will. gonna be strange me tellnig them to be quiet so i can study now theres a flip usually im telling younget ones to be quie
School Play - (if This Doesn't Make You Laugh, There Is Absolutely No Hope For You!)
Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first little boy was to say, "My fair maiden.... I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope." The second little boy was to reply by saying, "Hark! - a pistol shot!" Well, on opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys were a bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with grown-ups. The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember to speak very loudly as soon as the curtain goes up. The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two boys were terrified. They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin. The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words..... "My fair maiden.... I have come to kiss your snatch! And fill your hole with soap." The second boy screams out....."Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot of shit, horse shit, th
School Letter
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School
Sittin at school...nothin to do...really don't want to be here...especially after what all i went through today...hopefully tomorrow is better...
The School Play
"The School Play" Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first little boy was to say, "My fair maiden... I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope." The second little boy was to reply by saying, "Hark! a pistol shot." Well, on opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys were a bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with grown-ups. The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember to speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up. The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two boys were terrified. They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin. The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words... "My fair maiden... I have come to kiss your snatch! And fill your hole with soap." The second boy screams out..."Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot of sh
School!
Hello everyone! Just updating on my school situation. I'm almost at the end of the first semester and things are going great. I still have a LOT of work to do, in a short amount of time, to finish up, but I 'THINK' I'm getting a good grade in both of my classes..yayy! lol Also, I registered for next semester, which will be on the MWF schedule, and I'm excited about that. :) Wish me luck on my last few papers and quizzes and of course the finals! Big loves and hugs to you all.... Jessica
School And Parents
Anybody remember when they were still in grade school and you're parent(s) would see you off to the bus stop and wave to you as you got on the bus and/or the bus drove away? well i just wanted to bring it up since I pretty much saw my parents off to work this morning. I didn't wave to them as they left, since i'm not wearing much for one thing and also...well, it's almost december in minnesota!!! lol....it's not snowy yet, but it's cold enough for it. I can't wait though. Going to be sledding with a friend or few up north (no, i'm not that close to the canadian border). it's going to be fun, i hope. it was last winter. Wasn't fun when I tripped on icy-snow-crystal-ish and it cut open my wrist. I'm okay though. thanks for asking!
Schoolgirl Senior Tale
Hi my name is Daneka I’m 20 yo here is a tale of a lesbian encounter I had when I was 16. I had often thought about having a sexual encounter with another girl but that is all I had done, just thought about it. Then one day the most extraordinary thing happened to me. This is my story of my first lesbian encounter. I was still at school in Sydney; it was an all girls’ school they called it a Ladies College. There was this particular group of girls and everyone suspected that they were Gay and that they were lovers together! The ringleader was Rachel a 16yo brunette with brown eyes. There were sometimes stories of how Rachel had seduced other girls from school. I didn’t believe those stories until it happened to me! I was on my way to my next class Physical Education (PE) for 4th & 5th period I was running a little late and I knew that the gym teacher would crack a wobbly if I was too late. I was running to the gymnasium when I saw some of Rachel’s friends (Annette, Lucy and E
School Safety
Do you feel the schools in the U.S. are safe? Do you think the school officials are being truthful, or are they more worried about how they look in a statistical report? Do you think they have the bullying of children under control? Do you think the whole system needs revamped? Some of these are easy questions some are tough, some you have to live through to see the light. Earlier this week our son was attacked by a group of boys, up to 6 at a time. three times within a one hour period, the teacher wasnt around and chose to leave the class unnatended twice. The school never notified us of anything until later that night. The school nurse was never called in to see if our son was hurt. We took him to the emergency room after he called us and asked us to come pick him up at school as he was detained in the principles office and missed the bus. The attending physician called in law enforcement, which saved us a trip, as the police station was our next stop. The police are
The School Answering Machine
This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School ( California ) staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes. The outgoing message: "Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection: * To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 * To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2
School Shit
So college is going ok laltey. trying ot find a girl that won't cheat on me and also trying ot have some fun partying now that I don't feel guilty about it. Christmas break is coming up soon and let's hope I can rack up some dough for rent and of course the bars.
School
So the semester is finally over with. I couldn't be more thrilled. I am finally going to have time for my friends and family. I miss those people. It's kind of scary though knowing that after this semester I only have one more left before I student teach and then graduate. Am I really ready to be an adult?
School Ii
it's over... got my project grades back today and from my account I should recieves 3 "A's" and 1 "B" so go me...
School Trip To The Racetrack
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry. During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the toilet so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's toilet, one of the boys came out and told her that he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice, the teacher went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by their armpits, one by one. As she lifted one up by the armpits, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed for an elementary school child. "I guess you must be in the fifth," she said. "No ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. Thanks for the lift anyhow."
School
I should be Studying shouldn't I? Well I guess Since I can't find the thing I'm suppost to be working on I should get off and study Econ. for yet another quiz. See yeah Oh and rate me tens so I can get higher!and comment!
School Is Done...for Now!
Got my final grades in..and I'm really happy with them. Though of course, in typical Jessica fashion, I'm hard on myself because I know that I could've done "even better" had I given it MORE effort.. but it seemed to come so easily that I didn't give it that last bit of "oomph". BUT... I shouldn't complain and I'm not...really. lol I got a B+ in English Comp., and my professor there gave me a compliment and said I should think about a Degree program because I'd "do really well" in that. (I'm going for a certificate right now) So it was nice to hear that, since I haven't been to school in 18 years. And, I got a 98 for a grade on my final in Medical Terminology and an A for the course. And yes, that is great, but I know I could've done even better, but I kinda slacked a little at the end... Ok ok I know, stop complaining about an A and B+! LMAO I can't help it sometimes. Thank you to all my friends who have encouraged me. One semester down, 3 more to go! LOL BIG HUGS, Jesilou
School Of Rock
I woke up this morning to my kids (who are 7 and 9) belting out.. 'Well it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock n roll'.. by ACDC... Jack Black has a lot to answer for.. they are driving me insane!
School
School starts today so that means a lot less time to spend on CT. Damn. I hate that but it's my last semester before I get my degree. I think I can suffer through it. I'll keep up with things as best I can. Take care and wish me luck. Eddy
School And Such
Well, I got enrolled in school, got my classes started, and am busy as shit.... it fucking sucks... Well, not really, just been busy as shit... I have 15 hours.... english comp, computer concepts, organization of law enforcement, and algebra, and juvenile procedures.... SOOO, it's a full schedule, and will be FUN!!! Other than that, dennis and i have been fighting, as usual, but at the same time, we are sorta getting along... And I have been missing my scott, because like, I have been so busy with school and stuff... I have ben at that school like 10 hours in the past two days, NOT for classes, just in admin!!! tis crazyness.... But he has left me some hella sweet messages!!! He is SOOOO sweet!!! It's awesome.... Anyways~ other than that everything is going good~ hope everyone is having fun!!
School
well every one I just started colloge and I am finding that I do not have much free time. so this is to let everyone know I am well and I am thinking about you.(you know whom you are) Untill I get some extra time you will not see me about the site. Take care and may the fates be kind to you and yours. Tricko
School
Today was my first day back for the new semester. Its the same as it has been the entire time. Except I am of course graduating at the end of this semester. Should go well. Cause its only one class. soo you know. I tried to sell back all my old books. But they were all old editions so I got back 15 dollars for my old spanish and sociology book. Not cool but o well.
School
School starts again tomorrow. It should be a light term. but, i'm looking forward to learning more so I can start making graphics and whatnot for this place instead of just stinkin myspace. boo @ myspace!
School
Ok so school suck. I hate it but I am almost done. I keep telling myself that it will be all worth it in the end!!! Right now I am sitting here waiting for class to start... UGH. I will get to sit her for the next three hours and listen to the teacher yap at me .... LOL Oh well it just makes a long day after working all day then going to class till 9 at night. Oh well ya gotta do what ya gotta do. :-)
School Notes !!! ...
These are REAL notes written by PARENTS in a Tennessee school district... (Spellings have been left intact.) 1. MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY. PLEASE EXECUTE HIM. 2. PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT. SHE WAS SICK AND I HAD HER SHOT. 3. DEAR SCHOOL: PLEASE ECSC's JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 AND ALSO 33. 4. PLEASE EXCUSE GLORIA FROM JIM TODAY. SHE IS ADMINISTRATING. 5. PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS. YESTERDAY HE FELL OUT OF A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP. 6. JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH TAKEN OUT OF HIS FACE. 7. CARLOS WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL. HE WAS HURT IN THE GROWING PART. 8. MEGAN COULD NOT COME TO SCHOOL TODAY BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN BOTHERED BY VERY CLOSE VEINS. 9. CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS AN ACRE IN HIS SIDE. 10. PLEASE EXCUSE RAY FRIDAY FROM SCHOOL. HE HAS VERY LOOSE VOWELS. 11. PLEASE EXCUSE PEDRO FROM BEING ABSENT YESTERD
School Answering Machine
This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School ( California )staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes. The outgoing message: "Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection: * To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 · To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2 *
Schoolboy Crush Part 3
Schoolboy Crush.. part 3.. 18+ As the last wave came from them both, he released his bite on her neck. Lowering her to the floor, he removed the spreader bar and carried her off to her bed. As she lay there in his arms, he kissed her full of passion, for the very first time. Schoolboy Crush part 3.. Between the mix of quick bites on the other's bottom lip and the probing of their tongues full on, they kissed for what seemed like an hour. But in reality was much longer as, daybreak had begun. Lost inside their heated passions, time really wasn't revelant to either of them. Rick pulled her close to him and allowed her to rest. He knew she was exhausted, as he had worked her quite well that night. As Dana slept, Rick began to study her even further. Taking in all of her womanly curves, from the curve of her brow, to the tips of her ideal toes. His mind racing as he did. How did he manage to have this woman, one of so many of his dreams and deep set desires, lying there in
School Of Hard Knocks
We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I'd like better. I'd really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would. I hope you learn humility by being humiliated, and that you learn honesty by being cheated. I hope you learn to make your own bed and mow the lawn and wash the car. And I really hope nobody gives you a brand new car when you are sixteen. It will be good if at least one time you can see puppies born and your old dog put to sleep. I hope you get a black eye fighting for something you believe in. I hope you have to share a bedroom with your younger brother/sister. And it's all right if you have to draw a line down the middle of the room,but when he wants to crawl under the covers with you because he's scared, I hope you let him. When you want to see a movie and your little brother/sister wants to tag along,
School's Out For Your Favorite 80's Cartoon Superstars As They Get Uncensored, And Under The Influence!
School
well it is back to school for me today on mondays and wednesdays I go from 8 am to 2 pm yeah ( lol ) those 2 days are my elglish classes. Then I have Tuesdays and Thursdays 10 am to 4 pm yeah that is my science and Math ( yuk on the math ) I will be here in the after noon providing I dont have alot of home work I hope everyone enjoys their day
School News
Well I finally finished the winter term today...Won't have all my final grades in till monday but I'm confident. The one grade I do have is my culinary nutrition class: 90.1% , what would have been a A before the grading scale change is now only a B. The certificetion test which was the final for nutrition had 80 questions and you had to get 60 right in order to get certified...I got 75 right out of 80! So now I am certified serve safe (means I'm a safe food handler) and I'm certified in nutrition (which means I know whats good for you!). I'll post more about the grades as I learn them
Scholars Criticize New Jesus Documentary
Archaeologists and clergymen in the Holy Land derided claims in a new documentary produced by James Cameron that contradict major Christian tenets, but the Oscar-winning director said the evidence was based on sound statistics. "The Lost Tomb of Jesus," which the Discovery Channel will run on March 4, argues that 10 ancient ossuaries small caskets used to store bones discovered in a suburb of Jerusalem in 1980 may have contained the bones of Jesus and his family, according to a press release issued by the Discovery Channel. One of the caskets even bears the title, "Judah, son of Jesus," hinting that Jesus may have had a son, according to the documentary. And the very fact that Jesus had an ossuary would contradict the Christian belief that he was resurrected and ascended to heaven. Cameron told NBC'S "Today" show that statisticians found "in the range of a couple of million to one in favor of it being them." Simcha Jacobovici, the Toronto filmmaker who directed the documentary
School
School sucks! I Have this punk ass kid talking shit bout me. so i gotta kick his ass, im flunking out of school but trying to stay in at same time. My friends beat the shit outta me for fun. but other than that i love my school and my shops awsome. those guys always got my back.
School Answering Machine
(This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended!) This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School (California) staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades-even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes. The outgoing message: "Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection: * To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 * To make excuses for why your child d
School
Well looks like I will be going back to school. Starting at Concourd Career College Aug. 20th for Respiratory Therapist. Graduate in march 2009. 18 month program get me an A.S to go with my three A.A.s. Checked out Salary.com for how much they make (sound of jaw droping at the pay). Would be makeing more than twice as much as I did at my last job. WOOHOO. So loks like life may start sucking in the good way. Lets hope.
School
I have only one class I want to/even slightly enjoy this semester, and I slept through it again. T_T
Schools Set
Sooooo great news my loans r set my scholarship is set everthing is good to go and i will be going in april after all the freekouts of it not working r done yay :D
School
I will be gone for a little while, anywhere between 4 to 8 weeks. Going to truck driving school at MTC in St. Louis. Truck driving school is between 3 to 4 weeks then another 3 to 4 weeks training with the company I will work for. Hoping to work for Star Transportation out of Morton, IL. I will be back later. Wish me good Luck. :)
School Answering Machine
This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School(California) staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes. The outgoing message: ____________________________________________ "Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection: * To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 * To make excuses for why your child did
School Update
Well, I've just finished with Written Communications and Cultural Diversity. The Diversity class, I didn't like. It seemed to spend more time discussing problems with racism in the past rather than focusing on how to rid the world of it in the future. I think we should have spent more time learning about the positive aspects of the different cultures, so we can be more familiar with them. The more we understand of a strange and different culture, the better we can relate to the people of that culture. Does that make sense? Me, I don't have a prejudice bone in my body. I teach my kids to see people as individuals, not what they see on the outside. And racist comments are not to be heard from my children or anyone else in my home. So, the class kinda made me mad! Now, I'm off to Religions of the World and Physical Geology!! With the classes I'm taking, would you ever guess that I'm a business major? Later... UPDATE: Wow! I've finished my associates program and begun my
School Sex
Now,I'm a passionate lover That like passionate sex Butt-naked in the classroom On the teacher's school desk Triple X rated Call me Slick-Em hound I get that body wet And then I lick 'em down I'm on pointed And best believe I aint no teaser I wanna get deep and a little bit of deep and a little bit a deeper Sweeping you off your feet Like a rake Talking 'bout Slick-Em wait Naw I aint stopping Till I feel the blackboard break
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k so. mah chickadee's blog got me all worked up. not in a bad way mind you. more like in a FUCK YEAH kinda way. *breathes* people have different viewpoints. its what makes people uhm *gasp* different. but seriously...what the hell is wrong with the world. where did this come from? oh gee lets see... perhaps it was the phone call from the school whateverthefucksheis tellin me the situation had been 'handled' but she couldnt give me any 'details' cuz it was other parents children. uhm. excuse me? wait wait wait. my kid. gets threatened. with bodily harm. and when the school calls me...its 'its handled dont worry about it'...and when i ask anything its 'im sorry i cant divulge that information' uhm no. how about i take a big fuckin buick and shove it straight up your ass..and when your mom calls to see how the retrieval went i say 'cant divulge that information' so of course i ask to speak to the principal. he's starting a test cuz its AIMS week...whatever the fuck that is
School
Its monday and I have a test on Wed. I am so not ready for it. What was I thinking when I went back to school? Grrrr I am soooo stressed.
School
OH MY GOD I hate english it sux so bad HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! so much writting my hand will hurt forever then I wont be able to fish this weekend. Well someone write about Joan of ARC for me?
School Update
I JUST GOT RE-ACCEPTED BACK AT THE PENN STATE UNIVERSITY!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
School...
I've been here at Fort Sill, Oklahoma since April 12 for Basic Non-Commissioned Officer Course (BNCOC). It's going ok. There is not much to do on Fort Sill and Lawton is boring. I've been spending too much money on DVDs (movies and tv series) just so that I will have something to keep myself occupied and out of trouble. School is going well. I passed the Army Physical Fitness Test with my best run time in about 4 years. I ran two miles in 14:50. I also passed my first two written tests. Things are going well. A shout out for Bella Mia. It's a great restaurant on Fort Sill Boulevard in Lawton. They have incredible Italian food and a great atmosphere. It would be a great place to take a significant other for a date!
School Here I Come!!
Well today is the day for me. I am heading off to school so they can teach me how to be a recruiter. I have been told that the school is equal to that a company sends it's top sales managers too. So I know that I am getting good training. I am just heading there a little bit nervous. I know that I will do just fine in school, but the fact is I do not know where they are going to put me! I could be stationed anywhere, and I really hope that they keep me away from California! I hope that they put me in Kentucky. I bet you are saking "Why Kentucky?". Well I am going to be a recruiter in a time when there is alot of political pressure and a war that is not popular. I fugured that in order to do well I am going to need to head to a southern state where they are a little bit more incline to answer the call over lets say San Francisco where I believe that they would rather burn a flag over fight for it. Well wish me best of luck. I do know if I will be online much, but here I come
School's In
Okay, I know I am jumping around with my fiction. Some is stuff I already have transcribed, some is on paper and needs to be entered, and some is still in my head, so I use this stuff as a buffer. Hey, variety is the spice of life. Disclaimer Most of the characters and events in this story are true. Nothing said in this story was done with malicious intent, or the purpose to cause harm. The names have been changed to protect all identity, however, if this is someday published and you recognize yourself, get in touch with me, and I will gladly share the royalties with you. I would be glad to see any of the real characters mentioned in here. This story is a semi-original work of pseudo-fiction, written by me, Bruce A. Lower, in this 1st month of 1990. Chapter 1 School’s In The stereo kicked on, and the blaring music nearly knocked me from the bed. I reached over and turned the volume to a tolerable level, smiling bleakly as Alice Cooper tried to convince
School
SO i have been meaning to write about this but wow sooooooooo busy .... finding my self up at 545 am each morning and in classes form 8-4 but thne i stay longer and somedays having a night block its pretty wild lol ..... but amazing being i am doing something i love ..... but who new when i was taking sound design io would find out i need to start with Physics .... then we will do electircal work lol .... me being like an electrican kinda funny thought but none the less i will be doing it .... i will become a programer and learn to write my own programs b/c if i work on game sound i need to know how lol .... i will be an Engineer and this was something i had not so much expected ... but am way happy to learn so happy ... studing hard i just woke up form my nap so i have a fresh head to go thur my next few hoursw lol but i am truly happy doing this and i start Pro tools 2moro witch is the back bone of all sound design i cant wait ... ohh ohh ohhhh and i am going with my dad sho
School
heather and I went and signed up for classes for school and we will be starting may 16th. Im acually happy to be going to school. i have been wanting to go since I graduated but for some reason I couldnt. so to finally be able to go back is nice. I wont have to work at walmart for the rest of my life
School
Well, I did my final presentation today. Didn't puke. So I'mm glad about that. Got my unuofficial grade for the class. 95% I'm pretty sure thats the highest grade i have ever gotten. Don't really care. I'm just glad its all over. Graduation is May 19. And all day long since I've been home again I keep thinking its not today. You know how sometimes it just feels like saturday but its actually only tuesday. Well I feel like its next week. Maybe its cause all the stress of freaking out about it being my final and crap drained me. I dunno I am gonna stop thinking about it. I need a drinking buddy, or at least a designated driver or something. Done with school and need to erase all of that useless knowledge they tried to cram into me. Still not sure about oh say next semester or anything. But hell at least I got general studies out of the way. Mentioned to my dad that I lowered my possible income average for the future and he went on about WO. If you don't know what I mean by WO I don't wan
School Girls Job
Mr. Brown the old history teacher had a dirty mouth. He was always saying something off color or suggestive. One day after class, Sally approaches his desk with a flock of girls in tow. "Mr. Brown," she said, "We are tired of your filthy remarks and we aren't going to put up with in anymore! The next time you say something nasty in class, we are all going to complain to the principal." Mr. Brown was silent and the girls stormed off thinking they had cowed him. The next day as everyone arrives in class, Mr. Brown is reading the newspaper. The bell rings, but he continues to read. Finally, he looks up and says, "Oh girls, you should find this interesting. The government is recruiting whores to go to Afghanistan and screw the servicemen over there for $100 a day." All at once the girls get up and head for the door. "Wait a minute!" shouted Mr. Brown. "The boat doesn't leave till Thursday!"
School's Out
How liberating.
80@school..
The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned round to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being. She said, "Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?" I laughed and enthusiastically responded, "Of course you may!" and she gave me a giant squeeze. "Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked. She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids..." "No seriously," I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age. "I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!" she told me. After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake. We became instant friends. Every day for
School
i need 2 decide on where im gonna go! my year is almost up *lk its almost been a full year since ive graduated highschool* probably gonna go 2 Career Point 4 RN we'll see what happens
School Fight Song. Yes I Didnt Jus Make It Up! Lol
BEER BEER FOR ALL DEVINE HIGH BRING OUT THE WISKEY BRING OUT THE WINE SEND THOSE FRESHMEN OUT 4 GIN AND DONT LET A SOBER SOPHOMORE IN! WE NEVER STUMBLE WE NEVER FALL WE SOBER UP ON GOOD ALCOHAL WE'RE THE SAINTS OF DHS WE'RE OUT ON THE DRUNK AGAIN!!!!
School Is Out
omg school semester is over two weeks off vaca here i come
School And Stuff
Hi, to all. Or to all who read my blogs. So all being only a few. lol. I didn't have have internet over the weekend. Now it works again, but I'll be mostly busy with school. So sorry if you miss hearing from me.      Well, today was kinda dissheartening. I went to school to figure out when one of my classes was. It turns out, it's an online class. So that's odd, but ohwell, it'x on excell, and I should be able to do it ok. I also realized the last time I looked at my schedule, I read it WRONG!. So that sux. The times and days of the classes are under the other info, under a colored bar. So I mistook the info above the class to be for the class, instead of the info underneith the colored bar. The bar seems like a divider between the classes, It looks like something that should be a headline, not something that follows soemthing else.. I should have checked to make sure what time my classes were sunday, so I knew for sure my schedule for the week. That may have prevented the problem. 
Schooling
Ok haven't given you all an update about my schooling lately, so just to let you know I have 8 classes left and that is it! Graduation is June 20th at 6:00 pm. Can't wait!
School And Stuff
I only got an 82% on the test. I stayed up all night studying fro it. I spent lots of time studying other than that too. So it's kinda dissapointing. I can do test corections and get half the points, or someo of the percentage, or something like that back though. So that will riase it some. I was thinkin I would get around a 90, the first time, and then go back and raise it some form there. I guess I'll probably do better on the next test. There was atleast one question that I didn't know because it It was all multiple choice, but it wasn't real easy multiple choice. there was some stuff that I should have paid a little more attention to. all the terategens belend together. And there were some qurestions about the varous developing stages of things that I probably missed. Even though I looked over everything twice right before I went in and took the test, on top of all the other times I went over it. It's not like I just crammed the day before, and that's all. I've been studying the l
School's Almost Out!
I just wanted to write a little about what is going on with my kids and school and all. Andrew, oldest son, is going into the 4th grade next year, man i can't believe how big he has grown. Kyle, my baby, is going to be going to a regular Pre-K class. It is still only the 2 1/2 hours per day, but it's mon-fri! He will be taking speech classes during the summer and also next yr. His special-ed teacher will keep an eye on his progress in the new class, and if there are any changes, if he starts to lag, or not progress like he is supposed to then she is going to pull him out. She really thinks he is ready for the regular class now and if that is the case then he will not need special classes later on. We hope anyways! I mean in just a few months, he is able to say the pledge of allegiance, name his colors, animals, the sounds they make, shapes, letters, and is wearing underwear to class. She and I can't believe how much he has learned and progressed. Andrew went back to school on Thursday,
School Report
School report calls pupil 'wally' A secondary school has apologised after a confidential report book which called pupils names like "ding bat" and "wally" was found lying in a street. The booklet, produced by The Howard School for boys, in Rainham, Kent, carried a specific message on its front page - "Do not leave lying around". It was discovered on a pavement by a shopper in Rainham who then revealed its contents to BBC Radio Kent. The school said it regretted the incident and was reviewing procedures. Described as an "Alert Booklet" for the 2006-07 academic year, the item listed the "Additional Educational Needs" of 85 pupils in Years 7 to 11. It included the full names of children, plus notes on educational progression, any learning difficulties, socialising between pupils and parental issues. The woman who found the booklet, who would only give her name as Bernice, told BBC Radio Kent: "I picked it up because it looked interesting and I thought it might be something of importan
School
I really need to stop find things like CT to distract me from work. I am good enough at procrastinating, I don't need help with that! I need help keeping focused, but with all these foundation classes, I find it hard to keep myself focused all the time. I don't like playing with clay, I don't like drawing realistically, and History just isn't up my alley, so to speak. Blah. Any ideas for helping me stay on track for the next few weeks?
School For Men
Fall Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday, Oct 30, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL B! E LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets
Schooling
Well, I have to say that I am a little bit more than ticked off right now. Our teacher has informed us that graduation is being extended 2 weeks due to the fact that there is still to much material to cover to be able to cram it all on us then expect us to be able to pass the test. So graduation is now on the 9th of July instead of June 20th. I was so looking forward to it just being over with!!! Oh well, what is a person to do?
School Lunches
School Lunches I hated school lunches, not like I'm on an island with that proclamation. We all hated school lunches. The issue as to why we hated them is diverse though. A. Atmosphere: The lunch bell rings and you head on down with a group of other kids. You funnel into the cafeteria and then form lines...one for the hot lunch...one for the cold lunch. It always reminded me of inmates at a prison. We line up single-file and slowly...one step...at...a...time...make our way up to the stainless steel serving area. There the obnoxious and mostly disgusting looking lunch ladies are there with the plastic gloves on their hands. When I went to school they hadn't invented plastic gloves and they all wore plastic bags on their hands. We shuffled along the stainless steel shelves and got the crappy food dumped onto our sectioned plastic trays. They couldn't even give us plates for God sake. B. The Food: Top 8 Worst School Dishes. Beef and Gravy: Lumps of stringy bee
School....
Amy's first day of pre-school..... Current mood: accomplished Today was Amy's first day of pre-school over at the Early Learners center here next to NJC. I was a little nervous at first, but once we got inside the building, that eased up some. I think I was more anxious then she was. Aamy got right to business pretty much after we arrived. I stayed there for about 20 mins as well just to see if there were going to be any problems....there was already one little boy there, and they seemed to get along just fine.... It justs seems like yesterday I brought her home from the hospital though. Its truly amazing how much time can really go by almost unnoticed really. We get so busy living our day to day lives to even realize that one day our children will leave us, just as we did the same to our parents. You spend all the time in the world teaching them to be people, and how to react to the world, almost forgetting we all leave each other one day. I think about all the things A
School
I start school tomorrow. I have to get up at 5 AM to leave before 6 AM to be there by 7:30 AM. Its going to be a long day. I have a book to pick up at the library and a job coach meeting (as I do every Monday.) Means lots of bus riding and sleep loss. School is going to be a lot of stress. And put that on top of being unused to the sleeping hours and being horribly lonely. (No this does not mean I need a new man. Please do not ask.) Only time will tell if I can really go back to school at 30. If someone had suggested this a year ago, I probably wouldn't have laughed. No resources, need a job, etc. But I got the financing. Now I just need to make it work.
School Take 2
Well, I survived my first day. The teacher is male, but I knew that. He's not the ethnic group I thought he was by the name published in the guide. So I hadn't expected a strong accent and the occasional mispronounced word. I am still having trouble with the issue of a note taker. I managed to take some notes today, but I feel I missed a lot. The class is worse then I originally thought it was. And we didn't even get a photo copied diagram on the parts of the inside of a computer. He just showed us pieces and I guess expected us to remember it all. Its going to add op my stress load, but I'm in it for as long as I can hold out.
School Answering Machine...i Am So Getting Hate Mail Today.
SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE >> >> (This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended!) but I think it >> should be on all Schools' recorders !!! >> >> This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School ( California ) >> staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering >> machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. >> This came about because they implemented a policy >> requiring students and parents be responsible for their children's >> absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by >> parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing >> grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the >> semester and did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes. >> >> The outgoing message: >> >> "Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. >> In order to assist you in connecting to the right stafff member, please >> li
School
Not off to a great start...I missed my 1st class because I couldn't find it...how stupid is that? Should have left my hair blonde so at least I would have an excuse for it...Have a class at 1pm...won't miss that one because I know where it is:) Anyways...by the looks of it, I may have chosen some difficult classes for this quarter, I already know that one class I have to read anywhere from 90 - 160 pages a week!! I like to read, but it seems difficult when I know I HAVE to do it...Well, its like I said, I can't afford to fail any of my classes this quarter, so I am going to have to buckle down and do it....man, I should have picked easier classes for the summertime!!! Well, you all have a good day, and I will try to get on here for a little bit later on...if not I will talk to you all when I get a chance...~kisses~
Schools Out
School is finally out or for at least 8 days whooo hoooo. But now who the heck am i goin to party witt?? any decent takers??
School Penalizes Students For Hugs, High-fives
I just was reading this on MSN and had to POST it. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19293872/?GT1=10056 I think the schools are GOING TOO FAR. When I was a kid, we solved problems with our FISTS, now it is GUNS. Heck, I even carried a KNIFE in school once, only because I was so use to carrying one all the time when I camped. I forgot to not transfer it to my School Clothes on Monday -- OPPS Well Here is the Whole Article -- There is even a Part are VOTING is this too much (I made sure I put that link in) -- Please go VOTE!!!! -------------------------------------------------- School penalizes students for hugs, high-fives Strict no-contact rule, meant to stem violence, has some pushing for change Updated: 6:40 p.m. ET June 18, 2007 VIENNA, Va. - A rule against physical contact at a Fairfax County middle school is so strict that students can be sent to the principal's office for hugging, holding hands or even high-fiving. Unlike some schools in the Washing
Scholarships For Veterans And Family
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4 Schools And Portfoilo
Im looking for some friends to model dressed or undressed. Im in a life study class 4 school and to build my protfoilo. It strictly coincidental ad no one will see them unless u want them out or what not. I do do photography as well so if u want some help with photos in return that just ask or even if u want some dont just let me know and we can see what I can do and that. Let me know.
A School Day
Today begins another day that I must go through Still tired from lack of sleep but I don't mind Breakfast forgotten and skipped again Walking my way to the next chapter of my life Traveling in a giant box with strange creatures Most of them are just like myself Too tired to care what may happen in their world. Reaching the first drop off and crossing another galaxy Taking another box with more people than before Most of them jump out to go somewhere else I will get to the end of the line alone Dragging my body across this new world Far away from where I should be Attempting to go back into the true reality. Once my time has been spent in that grey cell I'll press the rewind button with my legs Travel backward through the same boxes With the same people who still are tired Sleepy from working at a constant rate Ready to forget all the worries from before. Tomorrow begins another day to do everything again No change in my lifestyle will be made Back and forth
School Girl
I left you sitting in the room alone as I went to find something tantalizing to wear for the evening. I knew what you liked and was aiming to please only you for the night, all night. I walked across the hall and stepped into the dressing room, leaving the door just ajar enough for you to see the mirror on the wall. I had it placed so you could see me getting things out of the wardrobe and watch me put them on. I reached around in the wardrobe pulling items out one by one trying to find that certain special outfit. I needed to find something that would make you want me more than ever before. I had so many articles shoved in there that I was having a hard time finding the one I wanted. I caught a quick glimpse of you in the mirror trying to look as if you were not watching me. Then, there it was that perfect little plaid skirt I was searching for; now I needed to find the shirt and I would be ready to put on my little show. Oh, there was the shirt smaller than I remembered b
School 1977 Vs. 2007
SCHOOL 1977 vs. 2007 (Where did we go wrong?) Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1977 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1977 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007
School Graffiti Nets 4-month Suspension
KATY, Texas - Writing "I love Alex" on a school gymnasium wall brought a 12-year-old the same punishment as if she had made terrorist threats. The Katy Independent School District rated the message, written with a baby blue marker by sixth-grader Shelby Sendelbach, as a Level 4 infraction — the same as for threats, drug possession and assault. Only murder, gun possession, sexual assault and arson are considered more severe by the suburban Houston district. For her punishment, Shelby was assigned to an alternative school from Aug. 27 through Dec. 21. School district spokesman Steve Stanford said the district was just following a state law, saying it requires assignment to an alternative school for graffiti. Her parents have appealed and a hearing is set for this month. Lisa and Stu Sendelbach said they don't condone what Shelby did but think the punishment is overly harsh. "We are shocked that the school district rules as they are written make no distinction between
School 1977 Vs 2007 (so Sad But Sooo True)
So sad, but true Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1977 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1977 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets
School
Well, yesterday was my last day of class. I can not express how happy I am that the class is over. Now all I have to do is complete a mock exam on Saturday the 14th and the real exam on the 21st of this month and I will be a certified coder! Yea!! Although, I have been thinking lately that I am real interested in becoming an LPN. It would take me another year of school though. Who knows I may just go for it. Hugs all! Darla
School
Well yay! I just found out that all of my loans, and my fathers were approved... sooooo... I can actually GO to school this fall. AND I don't have to work!!! THANK GOD. I've been doing that for years now. I just want to get through with my BFA. I'm 2 years behind. Trust me, for all of you people who work and go to school, it's a bitch... but when you work, go to school and you're a theatre major. It's real fucking bitch! You also have to commit yourself to sometimes 70 hours or more in the theatre ontop of a 40 hour work week and school. Sometimes I just sleep there. haha. le sigh. Now, I don't think I'll have to do that anymore. I might not like cry myself to sleep, or drink myself to sleep because I'm so stressed out anymore. AWESOME! I'm so excited right now.
School Play
SchoolPlay"-(If this doesn't make you laugh, there is absolutely no hope for your day!) Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play .It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first little boy was to say, "My fair maiden, I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope." The second little boy was to reply by saying, "Hark! A pistol shot." On opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys were a bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with grown-ups. The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember to speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up. The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two boys were terrified. They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin. The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words.... "My fair maiden,I have come to kiss your snatch! And fill your hole with soap." The second boys cre
School -1957 Vs. 2007
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money f
School Girl.
I got an A in my speech class! Yay! *pats self on back* I think it was one of the easiest As of my life if it had been the normal leangth chronologically. Three units in 5 weeks. Ack! But my GPA went up just a we bit and that makes me smile. Theres hope for this one after all. In the mean time I have homeowrk to do. -nerdface
School Trip
My wife is a primary school teacher, and related this tale after another class returned from a trip to a working farm: My wife asked little David if he had enjoyed the trip. "Yes it was great - we saw sheep, horses, goats, and fuckers." Wife: "er, fine, fine. I know what the sheep and the rest are, but what is a fucker?" David: "Oh, they're the animals that give us milk" Wife: "but who said they were called, er, fuckers?" David: "that was our teacher. Well actually she called them "effers," but we all knew what she meant."
School Sucks
at my age, going back to school....it hopefully is going to be woth it....going fter my bachlors degree....and im in the middle of psychology class right now and it bites big time!! lol
School Is In Session
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School
1) Where did you graduate from and what year? rck 2000 2) Who was your significant other?lol rich 3) Was your Prom a night to remember? it was ok 4) What was your fav. song you danced to the night of PROM?that i dont remember 5) Do you own all 4 Yearbooks? no 7)What was your fav. Movie in Highschool?didnt watch to many not sure 8) What was your number 1 choice of College in HS?dcc 9) what radio stations did you jam out to in highschool?k104 10) Were you involved in any organizations or clubs?youth leader ship 11)What was ur fav class in Highschool?science 12) Who was your big crush in Highschool?thats a good question 13) Would you say you've changed a lot since highschool?yes!!!! for the better 14) What do you miss the Most about it?see everyone 15) Your worst memory of HS?that i dont feel like sharing 16) Did you have a car?no 17)What were your school colors?red blue 18) who was your fav. teacher? mr jo
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School Supplies
ok, so here goes. I thought I would go ahead and write a blog. So we get up this morning and head to the local Wal-Mart to buy school supplies. Here in SC we have the no sales tax weekend this weekend....enough said! I could stop now! But no I will tell you about my experience. My daughter is going into 8th grade and we will be moving shortly after she starts school (we tried to get done quicker but all the stupid paperwork to buy a house...AGH!!) Anyway, I decide to only buy the general stuff needed for school like paper, pencils, notebooks...First off there were only 3 aisles of school supplies and the other items like the big binders and composition notebooks were on the other side of the store!! So not only did I have to fight the stupid people at the school supplies I had to walk all around the store to look at the binders!! Kids were running around everywhere and the parents were where.....no where to be found!! What kills me is that parents will look at the stuff they
School Dayz
Thursday is the first day of school for the boys. To think I have a 2nd and 3rd grader living at home wooooooooooooohooooooo. Our other 2 kids are in the 8th and 9th. They live 3 hrs away. Funny how they cant find a phone to say hi cause we're not spending money like crazy anymore since we bought the house. Atleast the 2 youngest know life is not all about how much we can spend on them
School Starts Today
Okay yep its official, supermom is OLD. My oldest son starts high school today, heck he even gets his drivers permit next week. Boy am I feeling old right about now!
School
Yahoo its soon to be school time. If your kids are like my grandkids thy want to start. The twins will be home schooled this year but grandson is going to go to regular school. Cant wait needs a break . LOL
School
school starts for Blake this friday. he will be in kindergarden..im excited but yet scared. hes been waiting to start for months. im scared that he might not do so well..he did great in preschool but this isnt preschool :-( this is a whole new ballpark...it isnt just about fun and games now its more about learning...the req for kindergarden isnt like it used to be :-( i truely hope he does well!!!!!!
School Stuff
It's going to be a psychological fall... — Sunday, August 19, 2007 I registered for classes today. It's frustrating because they aren't offering some of the classes I want to take in the fall. I also waited too long, so it's hard to pick a good schedule, and some of the classes I wanted are closed. I figure I'll register early for spring though. I'm taking 3 psychology classes, and human biology. I hope it's not all too much for me. One of my roomates is majoring in psychology, so maybe he can help me if I need it. I should go shopping for books tomarrow, it will give me something to do. That way I can spend the week reading my books and be ahead for school. Being proactive is good. Psych of Women and Gender Abnormal Psychology Social Psychology The last two are "upper level" classes. I'm kinda worried about it, but I would have to take them eventually anyway. I almost took a class from the teacher I don't like. But then I saw who was teaching it, and change
School
Help me out...which is better???? Street Clothes?? or Uniforms?? Spend a fortune on reg. clothes... come to find out ..new school has uniform.....grrr..Just wanna know what you think is better/easier?
School
Today was my oldest daughter's first day of Kindergarten. I am so proud of her, and I'm excited for her, but I still choked up walking out the door. Her teacher wrote a poem to the parents that had me fighting back tears some more in the car. I will miss being here to see her off to school, and to pick her up. I've been so strong and determined, but the closer to my ship date the more of a wreck I am. I'm sure Sunday will be the hardest, my final goodbye to my children for a couple months. :(
School
I am so excited I just got my new camera for my next Photo class I got a Canon EOS Rebel XTI SLR Digital 800 dollar camera dropped over a grand at the camera shop and cant wait to start taking some more shots will let everyone know when I post new pics
Schools In
wow it seems like it took all sommer long to get these kids bac to school and yay!!.. they are gone!! dont get me wrong i love my teenagers but damn i think school should be year round.. what do you think!!
Scholarships
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School
EVERYBODY, STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL ON SEPTEMBER 11TH... NO MATTER WHAT SCHOOL YOU GO TO, WHAT STATE YOU LIVE IN, THINK ABOUT IT... TEACHERS SHOW UP AND NOBODY IS IN CLASS... THEN THEY'LL LEAVE... TELL A LOT OF PEOPLE AND LETS SEE IF WE CAN MAKE IT ON NEWS... WHY SEPTEMBER 11TH? CAUSE ITS A DAY WE SHOULD NOT BE IN SCHOOL BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED.. WE GET SCHOOL OFF FOR A BUNCH OF DEAD PRESIDENTS BUT WE DON'T GET SCHOOL OFF FOR A MASS MURDER OF PEOPLE WE PROBABLY KNEW? AND ALL THE AMAZING FIRE FIGHTERS THAT DIED FOR THIS COUNTRY!! ... JUST KEEP REPOSTING AND TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW...NO SCHOOL SEPT. 11TH
School Starts Tomorrow
yeah my last night of summer vacation. i wont be on much tomorrow. im taking English Comp 2 on Tuesday & Thursday night & Report Writingon Monday & Wensday night. im happy to get my last english class out of the way.
School
Well I did it. I started back to school at my age. I'm going to get my diploma. I'm pretty proud of myself. My 6 year old Tate thinks it's cool that his mommy is going to school like him. After I finish this I plain to go to college to be a vet. I have a long road ahead of me but im ready for it. I've always wanted to work with animals ever since I was a kid. Things are going really good here. Joey is behind me rooting me on. So I'm happy he is helping push me and telling me I can do it. Thank You Honey I love you and couldn't do it with out you.
School Already Called
Well. Today is the second day of school for my kids and the nurse has already called me. Unbelievable. At least she didnt say those dreaded words, keep her home for 24 hour.
School
HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT.... funny! The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well: Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (Absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world
School
Hello everyone, Just wanted to let you know that I am back to school. I have class every Tues. Wed. and Thurs. evening from 5:30 to 9:30. I won't be on as often as I'd like to be, but just leave me a message and I'll get back to you. Peace, Mindy
The School Is Open
okay so vamp and i opened a self defense / cardio kick boxing school here in the quarter.. .its awesome... our first classes are tomorrow and we are both excited... we also had our first injury.. unfortunately it was me.. . yuppers... punkgurrl has a broken finger.... vamp reset it for me tho.. it hurts like a mother fucker but still.. so typing isnt the easiest thing for me right now but still... gonna be fun bartending ... ♥ PuNkGuRrL
School Street Lyrics
Grrrrrrr.. uh, uh, uh, YEAH! UHH! Fourth motherfuckin time baby (WHAT?) Out the gate! (uh-huh) You motherfuckers can't be serious (you can't be serious) You thought I'd let you have this shit (WHAT?) YOU THOUGHT THIS RAP SHIT WAS YOURS? (UH-UH! Uh-uh!) You motherfuckers done lost your mind (uh-huh) For real - get the fuck outta here with that bullshit I'm about to let y'all niggaz know, how it's goin dizzy baby Uhh, uhh, UHH, UHH, UH! School Street, School Street, home of the brave Suckers actin like they want it, ends up in the grave (c'mon!) I'm DMX but my, name ain't Dave (uh) Step to my title and I'll crash yo' wave Buildin #80 (uh-huh) used to L-I-V-E (uh-huh) Come through on the, late night tip and you could see me (uhh!) Coolin with D-Nice and Box, my man (WHAT?!) M.R., my number one fan (WHAT?!) Small Paul, Mike Lou, native New Yorkers Chase a.k.a. Kenny, and Chuckie Walker (UH!) Black Shawn, Black Tim and Black Darren (woo!) Black Tyrone, Black Al and Bl
School.
Was good and borrin . You know . I was working for a lil and thats bout it. People seem pretty nice since i haven't been home im like 2 yrs.
School
GOOD EVENIN I HAVE STARTED SCHOOL, LAST WEEK AN WORK FULL TIME NOW , I WONT BE ON AS MUCH DO TO HOMEWORK AN MY JOB IM ALWAYS BRING WORK HOME NOT ENOUGH HOURS IN THE DAY TO DO ALL , I WONT BE ON AS MUCH, I WILL COME THROUGH ON THE WEEKENDS AS MUCH AS I CAN, FOR MY FRIENDS THAT I HAVE MADE YOU KNOW HOW TO KEEP IN TOUCH MUCH LOVE TO ALL
School
so im getting ready to start school. ill be getting my bacheors degree for graphic design.im excited. i love art. and ive wanted to do this forever now, and im finally getting around to it.im attending the art institute of pittsburg online. but yea...i cant wait till my classes start!
School And... No Life At All??? + Trip To Sweden!!
Heya all, it's been a while since I last wrote a blog... There has been some major changes in my so-called life... First, I went to Sweden a few weeks ago, on a survival trip... Kinda fun, but I'm afraid of heights....... Secondly, my communication/IT and english teacher is homeworking the poo outta me and I got almost none spare time and I'm like dead when I come home at 5 in the afternoon... School in general is kinda harsh, but we do party too.. Hehe... I went to my first real party last thursday and almost drank my brains out in Dooley's (some kind of Bailey's, just more caramellish in the taste) Uhmmmm... What to write... Oh, yeah. I'm thinking about starting drawing on my manga about satan's life again ^^ I love the way I draw him sooo cute... God's the evil nerd!!!Haha Those people i showed the first chapter to really likes it... Anyway, that's all for now!! Byeeeeeee have a great time ^^ Love you Chris ^^
School Guards Break Child's Arm For Dropping
School Guards Break Child's Arm For Dropping Cake(video) Body: *REPOST THIS BULLETIN*(to repost hit reply then copy code and paste to your bulletin) School Guards Break Child's Arm And Arrest Her For Dropping Cake Pandemic of police and security violence continues unabated Steve Watson Infowars.net Friday, Sept 28, 2007 School security guards in Palmdale, CA have been caught on camera assaulting a 16-year-old girl and breaking her arm after she spilled some cake during lunch and left some crumbs on the floor after cleaning it up. The incident occurred last week at Knight High School in Palmdale and was caught on a cell phone camera by another pupil who was then also assaulted by the security guards. Watch video of the incident here and here. The girl, Pleajhai Mervin, told Fox News LA that she was bumped while queuing for lunch and dropped the cake. After being ordered to clean it up and then re-clean the spot three times, she attempted to l
School 1967 Vs 2007
SCHOOL 1967 vs. 2007 Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1967 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other st
Schools, Guns, And Work
So ther was a shooting at a school in Cleveland this afternoon. Two teachers and two stundents were shot. They all survived. There was one student who fell and hurt her knee while running for cover. Everyone will be ok, thankfully. The only one that is dead is the shooter himself. He committed suicide and put the gun in his mouth and shot himself. He was 14 years old. 14 fucking years old. How the hell do these kids get guns at that age? Oh, and he just didn't have one he had TWO. What the fuck? The news reporters kept stating on what he was wearing and it was "a trench coat, black pants, a black Marilyn Manson T-Shirt and black nail polish". What does that have to do with the price of bread? Who cares what this kid was wearing? It had NOTHING to do with what he did. He was an angry kid with a lot of issues who took it out on innocent students and teachers. I never understood why, what a kid wears, has to do with what they did, like shoot up a school. That's just me though. I know a lo
School
good evenin to all i hope all of my family, friends of are doin well, i just stop to tell everyone i do miss all , but with me workin an goin to school an takin care of my family at home i dont have much time to hang out on fubar much as i do miss everyone i have to keep the focus on my studies , yes its hard but im lovin every minute of goin to school, if any one wants to keep in touch heres my yahoo rubia153@YAHOO, when im not on fubar i wll log on weekends onlys , i do check my yahoo evryday PLZ UNDERSTAND MUCH LOVE TO ALL LOVE AN HUGS RUBIA
School
i offically hate my school. i have to drop my math class because im not gonna pass it..i got the wrong book and the teacher failed to tell me until today so because i had the wrong book and never took the training program that goes with the book NONE of my tests counted. well i got an email today saying im on financial aid probation and i dont see why or how. they said i dropped a class over the summer(because it turns out i didnt need it for my major) and that if/when i drop this class ill have to submit an appeal to request further financial aid. i didnt use any aid for the summer so WTF. i swear if its not one thing its another.
School Play Results
FANTASTIC!!! EXCELLENT!!! SUPERB!!! I NEVER got such a big ovation like I did during all 3 shows!!!! Everything was BEAUTIFUL!!!! I would like to first thank God for his blessings & mercy, & allowing me to do something I always dreamed of doing. W/out Him, there is no me. I would also like to thank the entire production staff & crew for all their hard work & dedication, and all the directors w/ their abilities to help set me in the right directions & bringing out the characters w/in me & also allowing me to express myself w/ my characters. & a very big thanks to everyone I worked w/. You all are excellent to be around, & I'm glad to learn some things from you all as well. See you guys down the road :) & finally, I would really like to thank my family for coming to see me perform, especially my mother, who's had my back since February 26, 1986. & another great thanks to ALL of my friends (from school, Facebook, Myspace, OCC, Detroit, West Bloomfield, co-workers, & of cour
Scholastic Attitude Test
Dont forget: Need: New shoes (me + Caleb) snow shoes (caleb) Snow pants (caleb) Little things to make life easier: Try and let caleb go outside 2x before 5... earlier wakeup=earlier nap? can i wake up b4 7am???? not likely Focus on here and now sept when situation/conversation requires LT planning Cans not Cants Don't request reinstatment of global mumms= less time on fubar Dont skip class unless u have to for caleb Stay away from stuff that rocks you J j's mom Alcohol 2 minimum R's just for MAJOR exams, no more allnighters for laziness during day Drink 10 H20, 3V8 (low NACL, 2 Protien shakes take vitimins!!!!! 4 K+ deficiency = no more weird muscle cramps Anemia = no more headaches, fatigue 0 dairy = no more eczema Sleep!!!! 8hrs/night less all nighter
School
Well school is going well. About done with this semester and looking forward to being done and starting with next semester. I just wish i was closer to being done with school.
School`
so school was okay today... got study hall = gross.. but other than that, i\'m in a pretty good mood. i get texting back soon! so yall can text me =] i\'m all hot and bothered now.. and craving pomegranites...
School Shooting Threat
i was informed tonite that there is a threat of a school shooting at our middle and high school tomorrow. what should i do? the school isnt closing but i am keeping my kids home reguardless. but i told my kids that if i were to go to the school and do a shooting, i wouldnt talk about it. also what about bomb threats? if i wanted to blow somebody up i wouldnt call threats in. what is the purpose of that? if i want them to die, i certainly am not going to forwarn them!!!!! what if i keep my kids home tomorrow and it happens another day? are we to hide out and live in fear of assholes? they are trying for a perfect attendance record this year which will be ruined by ignorance!!! a few years back i went to school and got arrested because i threatened a teacher. they asked me how i got into the school and i told them that i went in, signed in, took a name tag and went on my way!!!! i told them that when something bad happens, its not going to be a parent who does it. we have no metal detect
School Prayer
NEW School prayer : Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King. It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong, We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong. We can get our condoms and birth cont
School Times Comming Up
Well School Starts Jan 7th for me sooo I got to get in gear and snag me a JOB to pay for gas, computer, and extras. I need to visit the school student aid office to see what needs to be varified so I can get my aid.
School.....
Well all just wanna share my Joy with you all and let you all know that i will be started School on Jan 22 of 08 .. I will be going for my AOS Degree in Computer Aided Drafting and Design — Architectural. At Island Drafting and Technical Institute ... I went for the test today an passed with flying colors .. .. HOOO HOOOOOO
School
School sucks big time i have so many classes that i hate and it doesnt help that i hate school lol....... being a senior rules but school in general sucks.......
School Good, Husband Bad...
Ah, a sigh of relief. I finally got everything straight and I am registered for a full load for next term. Shoosh. I seriously don't have any luck what-so-ever with Georgia colleges. I would blame it on bad luck, but I don't believe in luck really. Karma I do believe in, but not luck. This week has been a bit stressful. Kevin asked for a divorce. I told him he hadn't earned the right to ask for one, since he is the one doing all the online cheating. But no matter. His father says he will change his mind when he gets back and everything will be back to normal. Can you really get back to "normal" after going thru something so heartbreaking. I feel like he has given up. Actually, I felt like he gave up a long time ago. He has always been the kind of guy that if, lets say something broke, like a TV... he would go buy a new one for $500 even if he found out it would only cost $150 to get the old one fixed. I guess our relationship is broken and now he's out shopping for a ne
School
Gm everyone. I got a call from hubby this morning..at 7:20.. boys got a 2hr delay. Well,, around 7:35 neighbor calls to tell me this. Well at 8.. hubby calls again. I kinda got on him..sayin, well since theres a 2 hr delay.. don't ya think I would want to sleep in..or have the boys sleep in. Why do you keep calling. Well then he said that school closed. I guess we will be having make up days at end of school year.. since they already closed for the first 2 snows. Well, after got off phone.. 2 minutes later.. neighbor calls to tell me.. that school is closed. Out of all this..recieved 5 calls, within a hour. Does anyone need a phone? I am giving mine away! Working as a secretary.. I get many phone calls. Just don't need the excess phone calls at home. UGhhhh
School Sucks
YESTERDAY I GOT TOLD I CAN TAKE AN EXTRA CLASS BECAUSE I NEED IT... OK COOL! NOW TODAY I WENT IN PERSON AND THEY TOLD ME THAT I HAVE TO PAY FOR THE CLASS OUT OF MY POCKET... OVER 600 DOLLARS THATS NOT INCLUDING THE BOOKS... I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO. I NEED TO HURRY UP AND DO SOMETHING OR THEY WILL DROP THE CLASS. I HAVE LIKE A WEEK TO DECIDE WHAT I AM GOING TO DO.... SERIOUSLY I HATE SCHOOL!
School 1967 Vs 2007
SCHOOL 1967 vs. 2007 Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1967 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1967 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey give
School Tests
I've been studying for my tests today. I have to take a biology test, and one for social psyche, and psyche of women. So, after studying, wich perspective do I have about life, or people? A- Life is stable, and people are good. B- My army doctors were really smart, probably because they were male C- Life is delicate, but it's great to be a man! D- Men suck, and I'm kinda paranoid about all the different medical problems people can have E- women should quit whining and be put in their place. F- I'm so happy about not having class to go to!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you cho
Schools
SCHOOL 1957 vs. 2007 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good caning by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability. Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normally, goes to uni, and becomes a successful businessman. 2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tel
School Board Meeting
Tonight I will be making a presentation before a school board meeting regarding the clubs I am creating and hopefully it will be successful. I also have a meeting today at lunch with my boss and our fund raising chairman to get some plans started. No... it will not turn into a threesome ... silly.
School 1957 Vs. School 2007
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1957 - Vice principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his own shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lockdown, the FBI is called, Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors are called in to assist traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. They are charged with assault and both are expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Teste
Schoolbus
A bus load of catholic girls go over a cliff and they all die and go to heaven... they are standing at the pearly gates, and St Peter ask the first girl: Have you ever touched a mans organ She replies yes but just with my finger St Peter says: wash your finger in this holy water and go right in The next girl in line steps forward and St Peter asks: Have you ever touched a male organ? The girl replies yes but only with my hand St Peter says: wash your hand in this Holy water and go right in A girl runs up to the font of the line and asks St Peter if she can go next, ans St Peter asks why The girl says: well if you want me to gargle that holy water i wanna do it before ashley sticks her butt in there
School Photos
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School Starts Back Up....
Just wanted to let you all (lmfao I mean those that read my blogs...) know that school starts back up, tomorrow 1-7-08 for me. I will not be around as I have been during the day now, I will make an effort on some days to be around during the day though as it is the only time that I get to talk to one or two of you.... Anywho just letting you know.
School 1967 Vs. School 2007
School 1967 vs. School 2007 Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1967 - Vice principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his own shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lockdown, the FBI is called, Jack is hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors are called in to assist traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. They are charged with assault and both are expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students. 1967 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class a
School77 Vs 2007
School 1977 vs. School 2007 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates. 2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites. Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students. 1977 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school. Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slip
School
I've been in college only a short time and it's a headache. By the time this spring comes around I'll be a Sophomore. My major? Radiology my first choice after that I would have to say medical. I don't want to spend all this time in college and come out not making any money. Gotta have some green in my life. I love having material things like my 35$ hat, my 1,500$ laptop, but my friends on fubar: Priceless
School Work
Hey all well i stared school this week .. and it was awesome here is the first thing we had to do Here it is
School
i just started my 2nd semester of college and i am already lost in my bio class i hate science so bad
School Or Fool??
I would like to go back to school to become a certified welder and mechanic. However, my physical infermities and monetary issues say I need to keep my ass firmly planted in my recliner, and be an "armchair racer". I want to explore the possibilities of E85 fuel, and possibly start building E85 and E97 powered vehicles. I am aware that this is likely a pipe dream, but I need something to reach for. I am extremely mechanically inclined, so the basic skills are there, they just need refinement. I don't know, maybe I am not meant for anything.
School Aint Closed?
Well much to my kiddo's dismay, schools are OPEN today...lol It is colder than a well diggers poot out there and snow is on the way and yet school is still open. Now, granted, all you yankees out there are not going to understand my confusion, since y'all get snow all the time and schools never close, but here in my little hic town.... schools normally close at the THOUGHT of snow. lol There are so many little back roads up in the holler that ice over or get too dangerous for the bus drivers, the schools usually close. Anyway.... snowbird skipped right over our little county so the boys are grumpily getting ready for school. LOL (I bet they'll be home before lunch time though) Anyway, I hope this nasty weather clears up and gets the heck outta here. I am so sick of the cold. I can't wait until Spring & Summer. Keep your fingers crossed for early school closings today...(LOL)
School Excuses From Parents
These are actual excuse notes from parents, with the actual spelling. 1 My son is under a doctor's care and shouldn't take PE today. Please execute him 2 Diane was late on Wednesday. She fell asleep on the bus and was taken back to the bus yard. 3 Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrheea and his boots leak. 4 Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, so I had her shot. 5 Please excuse little Jimmy from missing school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the Doctor 6 Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. 7 Jerry was at his grandmother's yesterday, and she did not bring him to school because Jerry couldn't remember where the school was. 8 Please excuse my son. He will be out next week slaughtering goats for his manhood ritual. Thank you! 9 The basement of our house got flooded where the children sleep so they had to be vapo
School Shooting
Apparently there was a shooting at my brother's school today. I just found out about it through my step dad who saw it on the news. The scariest part is that I was picking him up no more than 5 minutes before it happened.... I don't have much info yet but when I find out I'll post more. There is supposed to be word on it on the 5 o clock news here... *An Update: "Police have confirmed that a 9th grade student is dead following a shooting at Palo Verde High School. The shooting happened just as school was let out for the day. According to police, a car carrying a group of teens, heading east on Alta, fired several shots into a group of students, fatally wounding the 9th grader."
School Answering Machine
SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended! This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School California staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes. The outgoing message: Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection: To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 To make excuses f
School
I was going back to School. Not that I needed another degree, I already have my Doctorate in Philosophy. I wanted a chance to be near you. To see you everyday. To soak in your beauty. To fantasize about you. I think it is a business class that I signed up for, haha... I didnt even pay attention to that. Just wanted to be able to see you. Its the first day in class and there you are, about three rows in front of me and a little to the left. I wanted to see your profile. I can see the outline of your breasts and your profile and I already have the stirrings of a hard on. You would think I was too old to be reacting like that. The first few days are uneventful. The teacher just drolling on, half assed paying attention. Then it happened, you noticed me starring at you. But you smiled.... Maybe I should say hi. Why Am I being like a child. After class I waited for you in the hall and when I saw you I felt flush, worried - what if you dont like me??? But I stood my grou
School Photo
ill get one up here in the next day or two. it takes me forever to convert the shit from webcam to jpeg. anyways most of yall will get a kick out of em. heres what we wear. Kakhi pants, dress shoes, button down white shirt, and the senior tie. every senior wears the exact same shit. same for the entire school, only the lower classes cant wear white shirts. we gotta shave-no facial hair-and our hair has to be kept pretty short. so im growing mine out since im almost out. there is no stipulations on undershirts so of course i wear my colors proudly. usually one of my many black shirts, so you can read the band thru the white one- i wear my colors proudly! so anways be watchn here in the next day or two for them.
School Or Not?
Well its been about almost a year and a half now since I graduated with my bachelors degree and life came to a crashing stop. I dropped out of med school and decided to party and travel. I finally found myself in Tennessee with a decent life but not being satisfied. I have been contemplating life what I really want to do. I am debating on going back to med school and finishing. But in order to do that I would have to sell my house and move. So what do you think I should do? Should I just live with what I have and keep living my life or should I go grow up and go back to school?
School
well i officially dropped out of school tell me how loserish i am.....ugh!
School -- 1975 Vs. 2007
SCHOOL -- 1975 vs. 2007 Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1975 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1975 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1975 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School
School
Ok I am very excited here. I just spent an hour out at the college an I have to set up a meeting with some on to get my student loan set up so I can start school this fall!!! I am kinda scared but excited all in the same. I have not been in school for like 12 yrs! But since my daughter will be in 8th grade an my son starts school this fall I figure what the hell what better time to go back then now right. My major is Web Graphics. Sooo that is all I wanted to say. I was just to excited not to share. Hugs to all
School Girl
school girl I work at at college for girl's. It's hard to keep my mine on things to teach being there's so many hot young girls/ladies. i have this one studied that is so hot and I heard about her from a teacher that works at the boys school. Seems she gets around and I confirmed the name and she's in my class and isn't doing good at all. Must have cock on her mine. Let me tell you about her. she is hot and wears some of the tightest clothes. she's very big up top and I have to say it's hard not to notice. this morning when she walked in with a suit coat almost unbutton showing off her fine tits and then fishnet stockings I almost lose it. well I had a test to past out and then I could go out for air. i think she was Turing to get on my good side today being she hasn't done well on tests. once I paced out the test and let me tell you this, she flashed me with those big tits. and she does have nice nibbles. Anyway once I was done I had to go outside for a smoke. I could feel my cock
School Sucks
The worse thing about school is it takes time away from more important things. I could spend so much more time chained up, gagged, and being fucked. But instead I have to go to school...that sucks. My little ass belongs imprisoned for sex, not setting in a chair listening to a boring teacher. Thought of the day. Luv u Tara
Scholomance
The Scholomance was a legendary school of black magic said to have been run by the Devil. It was supposedly located near an unnamed lake in the mountains south of the city of Hermannstadt (called Sibiu in Romanian) in the Transylvania region of Romania. In folklore Emily Gerard, a Scottish author married to a Hungarian cavalryman stationed in Romania, gave a detailed description in her article "Transylvanian Superstitions" on page 136 of The Nineteenth Century: As I am on the subject of thunderstorms, I may as well here mention the Scholomance, or school supposed to exist somewhere in the heart of the mountains, and where all the secrets of nature, the language of animals, and all imaginable magic spells and charms are taught by the devil in person. Only ten scholars are admitted at a time, and when the course of learning has expired and nine of them are released to return to their homes, the tenth scholar is detained by the devil as payment, and mounted upon an Ismeju (dr
Schofield Huxley
God! ask me not to record your wonders; I admit the stars and the suns And the countless worlds. But I have measured their distances And weighed them and discovered their substances. I have devised wings for the air, And keels for water, And horses of iron for the earth. I have lengthened the vision you gave me a million times, And the hearing you gave me a million times. I have leaped over space with speech, And taken fire for light out of the air. I have built great cities and bored through hills, And bridged majestic waters. I have written the Iliad and Hamlet; And I have explored your mysteries, And searched for you without ceasing, And found you again after loosing you In hours of weariness-- And I ask you: How would you like to create a sun And the next day have the worms Slipping in and out between your fingers?
School Is My Bitch
I was supposed to give a presentation in my one class on Wednesday but the guy who was supposed to go today was out sick so the professor asked me to go early. Now, I wasn't prepared to go today and my powerpoint slides weren't even done... but I killed it. I mean, killed it. With authority. Little preparation and no warning... and I got an A. Booya!
Schools Done For Summer
Wrote my final test today, four months before I go back. What to do what to do.
School School Oh No
so this week my class started back up again, lots of fun let me tell you. I found out that i have this teach for the third time now and she really just sucks. Also i dont really think she likes me very much. OH well at least it will be a easy A. So its kinda sad because my old friend left this site. I am not sure why she did it, we have not be talking but i know what part of the reason is. My internet has not been so good lately and when it does i need to use alot of my time doing school work which is why i have not been around as much. It looks like we are getting another storm in tonight, YIPPIE!!!
School Issues
Wow I never thought in a million years I'd be dealing with a 13yo boy that I didn't raise from birth. So imagine my suprise when I got asked to take care of one. Me being the person I am couldn't say no. So here I am. I dont know really what to do. Well my methods work for the most part I just dont know how to handle the rebelling pieces. Mainely because it makes me feel like I'm doing something wrong. All his live he's never been stable at all. I'm finally giving him stability. Not completly but for the most part. Until we move in to our apartment I wont be able to give him the 100% stability that he needs. When were alone ie: his grandpa and my mom aren't around he's an angel. But his grandpa is not the best role model. Not to mention he's just a softy. He also always tries to make excuses for his grandson and always tries to get him off the hook. I dont appreciate that one bit. Until were in our apartment I can't give him the attention or stability I need. I cry in my own "space" a
School Field Trip
Anyone who knows me anytime before noon I'm not usually up. So if you check out this blog and realize i wrote it at 401 am you're probably wondering why the hell I'm up so damn early. Its cause I'm takin Mav on a school field trip. It should be interesting. I'm in charge of 4 or 5 kids. Should be fun right?!?! Lol Its to the space center I think but I can't remember. Its too early for my brain to function. It should be fun I'll fill ya'll in when I get home. Hopefully I get home at a decent hour. Cause I just see the tiredness kickin my ass lol! I'm beat as it is. Been up since 315am. Dont know what to do with my self. Sent my gurl all her drinks to get her drunk sent a few gifts to her. Now there is nothing left but this blog. I know it probably doesnt make sense but bear with me its already been a long morning! I'll let ya'll know how it goes. Talk to you all soon! Bri
School Is Now Over
Hey folks! I’m back home for a few days, training is all complete. Tuesday afternoon I am to call the company and see when and where I meet the trainer. Hopefully it’s someone I can semi-stand. Six weeks in the cab of a truck with another person is a LONG time. Once he finds me worthy and well qualified, we’ll drop and hook and load our way to Van Buren Arkansas, where I’ll do my final testing, orientation, and be issued my own big ole dumb truck. THEN I’ll be shuffled off to go make money. It’s possible that I won’t make it back home between any of this – so I could be gone for up to 10 weeks or so. Ah well – in for a penny in for a pound. This place has REALLY greened out in the last few weeks, in fact it’s almost over run. My goal before I leave is to get it beaten back, and get the garden planted. Tsulas chickens have arrived. They sent her chicks, and not pullets, and we were ill prepared. We’ve lost three, but put a heat lamp into the hen house, and they seem to be far
School Field Trip Part Ii
Well I survived obviously but I bet everyone is wondering what the hell is taking me so long to get this blog up since I went on the field trip with Mav like 3 days ago. So heres what happened. I woke up 315 sick to my stomach. I did my fubar, and got ready to go. I left at 430 got to wal mart about 445am I was shopping for snacks and drinks for the kids in my group should they need anything to eat or drink. My mom calls to make sure i'm up at 450am (while i'm still walking around walmart cause I can't just decide what the fuck to get kids to drink now a days Go Figure.) My mom was suprised that I was already up and when I told her I was shopping at Wal*Mart already she gasped lol cause I do NOT get up early ever!! Lol so yea I was like yea i'm up i'll be there in like 30-45 min. She was like ok well i'll be getting up here soon.(Yes I couldn't believe it either she was still in bed. Come to find out later that day my mom was like Yea I set the alarm to call you and Popaw was like did
School -- 1957 Vs. 2007
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007 Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School
Schools Out
hey, well I guess this dream stalker missed his chance of becoming real. i am now official out of school and graduate on the 21st. yeah, his spying on me in the cheerleader locker room, and pissing everyone in the school off of me is now not possible. yeap, he waited to long. who knows maybe he's really watched me in the locker room. anyway, spend from friday afternoon until this morning partying on our boat. Blake and friends enjoyed their little tara's out of school bash. i was a little confused.....thought it was my party and my time to celebrate......how did they get invited, and all the people i invited not get their invites. i think someone double crossed me. luv u Tara
School's Out For Summer....
Yesterday was Kindergarten graduation and today was Awards ceremony for the older 2nd through 5th grade. Dani graduated from Kindergarten yesterday, making the Principal's List for straight A's throughout the school year and Hayleigh ended the year making the Honor Roll. I'm very proud of both my girls. They both worked very hard during the school year. And ever since the state of AR implemented the Iowa Tests and Benchmark Tests, they have twice as much homework during the school year. But our school isn't ranked 4th in the state for nothing. Now if I could get my littlest rugrat in school....I'd have a clean house again...lol. But...he is going to preschool at our church beginning this Fall. We have a few plans for summer. Next week involves going to Jackson Hole, WY and on to Yellowstone National Park. Then at the end of June we head to TX for tubing on the river. The girls will take some dance worshops (ballet, jazz, clogging, gymnastics) and even Ethan will take a gymn
School
I am almost done with first semester classes. I think that I am doing awesome in school. I was always told that i wouldn't amount to anything since I had a learning disability. It's sad because i thought my family was suppose to support me in everything that i did in life. I have been out of my parents house for 2 years. I am doing alot better than i was doing back when i was living with them. My mind is alot clearer now. I know what i want out of life. I am more focused on graduating with a 4.0 GPA.
School Is Almost Over For My Kids 06/13/08
Wow I cant believe that my kids will be out of school soon. Their last day is June 13 and they dont go back until September 8. Now for the fun part....MOM IM BORED! or THERE IS NOTHING TO DO! That is what I usually hear from my kids. I remember growing up and I never said that as a kid and I made my own fun. Kids are spoiled rotten nowadays, and we as parents do it. So I went out and bought a 14 foot trampoline for the kids plus we are taking them on a camping trip. Every year we go camping now during the summer and Im hoping this will end some of the "Im bored". So we leave June 19 for 10 days of fun in the sun at Yogi Bear Campground. This place is awesome for kids & adults too. There is so much to do there for everyone and the whole day is planned with things to do from 900am until 1000pm so there is no time for anyone to get bored. We get the perfect site where everything is..bathroom/showerhouse is the first thing I look for...lol We do the tent thing not a camper or a cabin. Its
School Answering Machine
This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended! This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School California staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those chil dren were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes. The outgoing message: Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school.. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection: To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 To make excuses for why your child did not
The School Has Me Pissed Off.
Well I have been bent out of shape for a couple of days. It pisses me off the more I think about it. As you all know I am going to school to get my funeral directors license. I was going to follow that up with classes to get my embalmers license. I am doing it online. I only have 4 classes left for my FD lic. I am currently taking 2 of those during this summer session. Then I will finish up the last 2 in the fall semester. That means this fall I have 2 slots for classes. So I can start my embalming classes. Well I found out that they are droping the online microbiology classes. I was told I would need to find another school to take that at, either attend class locally. (only private colleges here, so nice and expensive, if they allow me to do that, and I would probility be required to get a laptop. stupid for just one class). Add to that I have to take freshman math, not required for me to become an embalmer, but the school requires it for the degree (what a scam to for
School
Today was my daughters field day at school so I thought I'd play hookie from work and join her for some fun. Now I always knew I was a bit redneck and I always knew I lived in a hick town but I really never knew how redneck it was til today. Yes I follow tractors to work every day. Yes I am lucky if I see five passenger vehicle drive by my house in a day and if I do the majority are road drinkin. Yes I eat my weaties to the wonderful smell of manure. Ok losing scope here sorry. So I am at the school field day and I learn that the school song is International Harvester by Craig Morgan. Here I was watching an entire student body of elementary kids belting out this tune with as much pride and volume as one could expect. It was great. After the kids rallied to their theme song we enjoyed watchin the kids smash the teachers and staff with creme pies, tug of war and the biggest water balloon fight I have ever participated in. Oh yeah food, I love my food, there was so much good food.
School's Out
School
well i decided to change my school schedule for the fall.. instead of working 32 (minimum) hours and only taking 2 classes at school.. I am going to work 32 minimum hours and take 5 classes... Mon Wed and Fri Geology 10:00am-10:50am (wheres dio?) Math 11:00am-11:50am Wed only history 5:25pm-8:05pm (louisiana) Tues and Thurs English 10:50am-12:05pm (advanced grammar) Math 12:15pm-1:05pm (remedial) Geography 1:40pm-2:55pm (yay..) I work on mon,tues and sun at 6pm-230am and thurs at 4pm-1230 am... plus sometimes will be working an extra friday or saturday shift so.. in august.. if i disappear and am not around much... im sorry :D
School Holidays
Well it is the school holidays here in australia. The kids are driving me crazy like as always. I did take them out for a little while on tuesday but that was crazy as well. Even though they drove me crazy they were good as they could be for the time that we were out for the day. At least they are better then some kids that I have seen who just scream a shopping mall down because they cant get what they want from their parents.
School -- 1957 Vs. 2007
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007 Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. S cenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD.
School Started Early For Me
Hey ya'll Sorry I haven't been around. School started 3 weeks ago and It has been takin up most of my time! It is crazy, but I am still so happy to finally be going back to school! The best part is it is all online so I can be naked and do my school work! tee hee! Anyways, I hope you stop by and say hi! I will try to pop in here more often! xoxoxo Trin
Schools Out For Summer!...
So, I was late for orientation. Ten minutes tops, ultimately disqualifying me for the random door prize, meet and greet, activity that everyone was so enthralled with when I walked through the door. Wouldn't y'know it, they were all out of handouts by then and well, I would just have to live with the consequence of arriving late. Doesn't anyone have fucking kids around here? Give a girl some leway when it comes to this on time crap! I walked in and immediately thought "wow!!! are they giving away coach purses? Omg! it was like a parade of handbags, one at every seat! Jackpot! Either that or this is a mexican hairdresser seminar", I thought! Well, to my disapointment, it was neither. Just so happens all the ladies in the room were holding their seats with their purses. Coinkidink that they were all coach. I'm not schooled in the knowledge of "knock offs" but it's my assumption that these ladies were dressed to impress with what they could afford. Oh, I'm such a ju
School Is Just Around The Corner
The two Commercials that drove everyone nuts were (no pun intended) Viagra mostly but all augmentation commercials qualify and yes Most of you also though the Gecko was cute but has over lasted it’s stay. Runners up were Burger King, Diet Pills (you know the ones where the side effects scare the hell out of ya) and I think everyone is tired of the Infomercial dude and his loud voice. Here is one I came across this am not a commercial mind ya but its back to school time and some a dreading that venture while others it seems are gearing up for it…Only in Michigan…mind ya HARRISON -- A 65-year-old Clare County man is wondering which was more strange -- to find a naked college student in his driveway at 11 p.m. Tuesday or the fact that his wife didn't question him when he walked into their house with her. Ernest E. Kramer, who lives on Oak Park, said he went outside to unplug some decorative lights when he heard a female voice from the darkness say, "Mister, I'm lost, can I use your p
School Girl Job
Mr. Brown the old history teacher had a dirty mouth. He was always saying something off color or suggestive. One day after class, Sally approaches his desk with a flock of girls in tow. "Mr. Brown," she said, "We are tired of your filthy remarks and we aren't going to put up with in anymore! The next time you say something nasty in class, we are all going to complain to the principal." Mr. Brown was silent and the girls stormed off thinking they had cowed him. The next day as everyone arrives in class, Mr. Brown is reading the news paper. The bell rings, but he continues to read. Finally, he look up and says, "Oh girls. You should find this interesting. The government is recruiting whores to go to Afghanistan and screw the servicemen over there for $100 a day." All at once the girls get up and head for the door. "Wait a minute!" shouted Mr. Brown. "The boat doesn't leave till Thursday!"
School Supplies
Ugh. Schools supply nothing anymore. I'm not even allowed to label the supplies I buy my son because they all just go in a big pot for everyone to use. Not only that, I have to buy more than my son would ever use because the broke asses can't take 10$ out of their big dollar clothes shopping spree(cuz haven't you noticed the welfare folks always seem to be wearing expensive brands?). I'm super annoyed. I can't even buy my son fun folders because anyone could use them. I had to buy gender neutral colors. I think I may look into private school. It shouldn't be my responsibility to make up for others just because I'm not poor enough to be on the reduced lunch program.
School System Found Out The Civil Liberties Union Bites Hard
Good Morning. Yes it has been a long time since I have brought out the Rainbow Card… However, this morning under “Today’s Picks” on MSN it was blatantly right there and in the public eye.” Principal’s outing of gay student roils Fla. Town “ PONCE DE LEON, Fla. - When a high school senior told her principal that students were taunting her for being a lesbian, he told her homosexuality is wrong, outed her to her parents and ordered her to stay away from children. He suspended some of her friends who expressed their outrage by wearing gay pride T-shirts and buttons at Ponce de Leon High School, according to court records. And he asked dozens of students whether they were gay or associated with gay students. The American Civil Liberties Union successfully sued the district on behalf of a girl who protested against Principal David Davis, and a federal judge reprimanded Davis for conducting a "witch hunt" against gays. Davis was demoted, and school employees must now go through sensitivi
School
I think I might be crazy or something, but in for a penny, in for a pound! I've decided to go back to school for my BSN. I have about 6, maybe 7, classes to take before I can start the fast track program, which is only 3 semesters. So, in total, I have another 5 semesters of school to go. Am I crazy, insane, or what!?! I dunno, still haven't decided. I guess I will just have to wait and see.
School Days...
Last day of school tomarrow then 4 days off...YAY! I'm so tired. I don't know why I can't seem to get myself into some sort of schedule for this 6 a.m. shit but seriously it is wearing me out! To my surprise, and a amazing as it may seem, I've met a couple friends at school and am feeling a bit more relaxed so to speak. Of course, I'm sure, these people don't really know the "real" me because of my guarded nature but they are more receptive towards me and that is reassuring to say the least. Most of my classmates I could give a "___" about, y'know! They're usually the ones out on smoke breaks with me, talking about their "old man"... Seriously, who says that? They say how bad ass they were in highschool and how now their husbands steal cars and one girl, whose pregnant, no doubt, said today that she wanted to "hit that"...as in...smoke...y'know... How stupid do you have to be? I don't care if they all think I'm some goody good girl, I still think it's a horrible t
School
Soooo, the fall semester has begun and my first two classes that I've had the pleasure of checking out are ok. I just hope I don't fall asleep in my CPR class...that professor is boring as f&*%...
School Shootings
Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let th
School
my 4yr old starts school today!!! i'm a bit worried as to how she will go on,i didn't worry about her sister as much cos she is so easy going nothing much worries her and she just goes with the flow. the 4yr old on the other hand is strong headed and has a very strong will to do what she wants,she will tell you not to shout at her if you do and gets very stroppy very easy. its going to be interesting to see what the teacher says at picking up time.
School Time Auction
School girl or school teacher??? Own her and choose which one you want her to be for 1 month!!! CLICK PIC TO BECOME AN OWNER Auction ends on September 15th- 8pm eastern. this bully brought to you by: ♫BlackWidow♫@ fubar
School Days 1
Thought it about time I added to this blog set, so I'm gonna do some stories from school days. First point of call I reckon is to explain one of my jobs, sort of. I was the class punching bag kind of. All the kids who thought they were strong, and the "rude boys" would pretty much just come up and hit me randomly, trying to inflict some sort of pain. Knowing that I wasn't someone who'd run to a teacher Now, it never really quite worked, 'cause on the whole they were a bunch of pansies. Plus they could only ever really hit me on the arm. There's one example of this that brings back fond memories. One P.E lesson (sport) we were doing hockey and this one little guy who used to do this was really annoying me. I threatened him with my hockey stick and he left me alone after that :P Anyways, that's enough of that for now, thanks for reading.
School
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School Days 2
This was when I was 15/16. I think. One of the lessons I took at the time was sociology. Boy oh boy was that lesson a piece of piss, for me anyhow. Anyway, to the point. The lesson so was so easy and boring I had various escape routes. 1. Finish work in half an hour, then sleep for half an hour. 2. Finish work in half an hour and scribble all over my book for half an hour 3. Tell the teacher I had a headache, get excused and go home with a coupla mates who hated their lesson too. This was the most common. To this day I've never been sure why the teacher let me get away with it. And I passed the lesson, not bad considering I was hardly there.
School Message-frikking Hilarious!!!!þ
SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE This is hilarious - This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School California staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their child ren's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes. The outgoing message: Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection: To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 To make excuses for why your child did n
School Days 3 - The Fight
This turned out long so understandable if you don't read it. Thank you if you do. As I've mentioned previously, I was kinda the punching bag at school. But I knew when to stick up for myself, and my mates. There was this one guy, had like 2 friends 'cause everyone hated the little bastard. Walking in to a building one day he decided to barge past me and a mate, even though there was plenty of room. Thinking, sod you mate, I barged him back. Of course, thinking he was this tough guy he got pissed off and tried to push me around. Me being stronger and having the weight adavantage, was winning. So that failing, he pulled my jumper over my head, so I couldn't see him, and just started punching me in the face. Obviously I couldn't see so couldn't really do much about it, but was trying to grab him and push him away. Here's my favourite part, and no I'm not lieing. When a teacher finally pulled him away, and I managed to pull my jumper off of my head, he had this stu
School
So excitingly strange to meet with my advisor and pick out classes. But it was nice when the registrar was directing me to financial aide and I told her that my school is paid for.
School -- 1957 Vs. 2007
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007 Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombi
School First!
hey everyone! just wanted to let all of you that have been asking, know that my holiday went Great! I was able to see my babies, my brand new 5 month old nephew.....finally say goodbye to my father (i never was able to say goodbye to him before i left for NC :( ...so i was able to spend some time with him).....All in all, i got to spend family/friends time over this past holiday week. It was great being "home" again for a bit and seeing everyone. It was kinda funny how i did it too...I didnt tell a soul i was coming home for thanksgiving (except for the ex hubby and the family that was picking me up in NC). we arrived later in the day and found out that my mom and brother were at my grandmas (perfect! most everyone under one roof lol)....I called the ex to bring the kids into town to grams house when i got there. I pulled up behind my moms car (in which she was sitting in) and i jumped outta my cousins car...ran up and went "BOO!" in her drivers side window. She bout had a stroke L
School Girl Crush
ok so when i go to work, i see her. i feel like a lil school girl and get all shy and like don't talk to her even though i know she is kinda interested but what if she gets to know me and don't like me? gettin shot down is hard to handle ya know. it's like tryin to reach an orgasm and your sooooo clooossseee but damn it somethin distracts you. when i do talk to her it's weird what the hell do i do?
School Starts Tmrw :(
Yay, I made my goal of Godfather before school started back up! I'll probably be there for a while because, if I do what I'm supposed to, I'll be busy doing homework. Sooooo just a heads up if I'm not around much (because I know you will just miss me terribly) it's because I am going to school fulltiem and working fulltime. Oh the fun! I think I was going to say more but I don't remember, I'm tired. I have to go look up what class(es) I have tomorrow so I can be slightly prepared. I'm crossing my fingers that there are not too many retarded kids in my classes.
School 1977 Vs. School 2007
If your anywhere near as old as me you'll now how true this is. Oh, how the world has changed, but was it for the better ? School 1977 vs. School 2007 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up friends. 2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Cell phones with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites. Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students. 1977 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and verbally thrashed. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counseled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability
A School Project I Had To Do.
This was an assignment I had to do for one of my classes.  Thought I'd share it here...  Robot type: Automatic Dog Walker AKA PuppyMatic My robot is an automatic dog walker.The automatic dog walker can be programmed for up to 20 dogs and will be initialized via one of four methods: 1.     It can sense when the dog needs to go to the bathroom, via sound and activity sensors placed throughout the house. And based on which collar produced certain activities, will call only that dog to the collar latching system. 2.     The owner can initialize via remote control, by pressing the “Call” button and the dog’s number to call the specific dog to the collar latching system. 3.     The system can be placed on a timing system, determined by the owner, and will call each individually programmed dog at designated times.  Timer can be turned on or off via the “T On” or “T Off” buttons. 4.     The dog can initialize by walking up to the collar latching system. For the first three methods, a w
School -- 1957 Vs. 2009
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2009 Scenario 1: Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack. 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2009 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario 2: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2009 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged them with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario 3: Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits stil
School...
Ok, so I've been really bad about keeping this blog updated. OK, OK, I know, I haven't even posted to this one. Anyway... I started school in January. Was supposed to be taking 18 credits, but the school cancelled one of my classes for low enrollement. No biggie, it was just a medical math class. That dropped me down to 17 credits. Ok, I can handle that. Even though most students don't take more than 12-14 per term when going full time. Well, two of the classes I was enrolled in were only half term classes, so I finished those at the halfway mark. Two more classes were full term classes, but I finished them early at the mid-term mark as well. Ok, so that gave me 8 credits that I already earned - WOOHOO!! Then they posted the schedule for spring term. Uh oh. There's a problem. Two of the classes I was supposed to take during spring term are only being offered at one time during the term. Of course, one of the classes is a prerequisite for the other. But the program advisor for my
School Girl Nite Tonight
In wild notes Lounge, things r never dull. Tonight apr.18th we r having a school girl night for our cam girls to dress up and have tons of fun. plz join us for a wild and crazy night beginning at 10pm.
School Girl Nite 2
ok everyone back by popular demand we r having school girl nite again tonight starting at 11pm but this time u get to ask one thing for the cam girls to do just for you. its gonna b a lot of fun so plz come join us.
School Is Out....
Well, we made it through another school year.  Ian lettered in tennis, kicked ass in basketball, and got his academic letter with a 3.8 GPA. Neil made the honor roll with a 3.9 GPA......and is doing just fucking great. He's really coming out of his shell. Nevin, my baby, finished 5th grade and is officially a junior high student, as of 12:05 this afternoon.  He will rule the world. The end of the school  year is always a special time for me, as it gives me to reflect back upon their accomplishments....and, yet, take a break myself. I love these boys....more than I could ever explain to any of you. I've always told them....individually...."Son, you have made my job as Dad so easy, and I love you for that."   We have a couple of months, then we start over again.... Happy Summer everyone.  :)    
School
what school where you at
Schools Out
Man this break is waaaaayyyyyy to long...I guess itwould'nt be so badif I actually had a life:( Oh well at least it's almost over and I can go back too being da nerd....   AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!1
School
So this is the last week of summer courses for school, I am going for Office Technology Assistant, or an educated secretary. Eventually I am going to get my M.B.A. but that will take awhile. So I have never really done this blogging thing before but I thought maybe I would start. School is great I never used to like school but I think that now that I chose this path it is much more appealing to me. So anyways I just took my final exam for Analytical Writing I am hoping I do well I have a B in that class now so a perfect score on that will bump me to an "A" here is hoping wish me luck!
School
My husband and I both work and go to school. However it seem like ever since I started school, “me bettering myself“ is getting in the way of his plans. I do donate plasma two times a week b4 school,to help with gas money. After I donate,I feel so sick that I feel,like I never want to do it again. I love my husband so much that I am willing to make myself sick so he can get to school and work. So I was thinking if I quite school just long enough for him to graduate.My Financial aid is good for six month after I quite,and then ill do back the same time he graduates. I know it’s cutting it real close,but I would go back. So the way I see it we would be doing ok if everything goes as I have planed.Some of the reasons for me to quite school is as follow: I’m not here in time to make a hot meal for him b4 he goes to work /school,I am in school 3 days a week, so my hours got cut back at work ,I’m not home enough so he had to take on some of the house keeping, no
School Is In Session (back To Da Lab)
   Heya,    I am going to be gone again for a hott min, but please don't forget me, show me love , ill return it when I come to check on my stuff here in fu-land. I WILL MISS ALL OF YOU HERE IN FULAND, ESPECIALLY MY FAMILY. Classes are my priority right now, so I can get that desk job that will pay me to fu- around all day...ahahah!!  Real talk, I will be back..........and remeber to freakin have fun, YALL!                                                                                                   B
Schools
why is the white race so screwd when it comes to our schools we shouldent have to take any other language in our own country if u speak english thats all u need to speak in the us.. y r our white kids never alowed to open a club in our schools with out it be called a racist group ... any other race ask to have a lil shin dig group oh go right ahead whats the deal... please if anyone wants to add please do i want to see answears please thx u and good bye.....
School Part 2!
I got a call from the principal this morning! She wants a pic of the ex to put in the office & he isn't allowed past the lobby now. I love when a moron cuts his own throat by being stupid & bully-ish!
School And Carousel Begins
After everybody was up and had breakfast this morning (in a few years, I’m sure this will be a blessing since Sarah and Jeffrey will be going to school in the next two and three years, as their older cousins began today), Sarah came to the table with me and got hold of some receipts we were due to shred anyway and said she would help us “pay our paybills”.  Inside I’m laughing like a bowl full of jelly; I’m sure she’s seen Mommy and (occasionally) Daddy writing out checks to pay bills and she wants to help “us guys”.  OK, Sarah, we’ll just take it our of your trust fund … earlier that morning before Martha headed to work out a little before coming home for her day off with the kids (and Mary, who called in sick today) I was looking for matched pairs of shoes the kids had outgrown.  There’s a church here in Minot today with a Mayflower truck parked in front marked “Afghanistan Shoe Drop”.  I explained this a
Schoolgirl Teen Showing Her Legs In Stockings
Schoolgirl Teen Showing Her Legs In Stockings
School 1959 Vs 2009
Scenario 1: Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack. 1959 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2009 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario 2: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1959 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2009 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark.. They are both charged them with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario 3: Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students. 1959 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2009
School- Oh The Horror!!
Well it was a shitty day! Woke up a little after noon and immediately felt like a pile of garbage. I whipped up a couple pieces of toast and lavished them with butter.. mmmm but then decided to order my books for session 1 of my classes that start Jan 4 2010. This didn't blow over well.. The lady told me, "Um.. You can't order your books because one or more of your previous loans are in default." --Wait, what!? What friggan loan? *rolls eyes* So they give me a number to call to see whats going on.. and guess what? I called the bastards. They told me that my previous loans from Colorado Technical University Online finally went into default. I thought I had worked it all out with them back at the beginning of 2008, but I was wrong. So I had 3 loans with them all in default. I tried to get a deferment for them, but they corrected em and said that I couldn't get a deferment since my loans were default. Well.. to make an incredibly drawn out story short and lovely, I had to call a consolida

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