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ToYBoX69's blog: "Funny Stuff"

created on 02/09/2007  |  http://fubar.com/funny-stuff/b53673

Sex Application

Name: ______________ Age:__ Sex__ Phone__________ School____________ Occupation_________ Height__ Weight___ Waist___ Breast/Penis size__ Phat ass(Y/N)__ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other__Looking__ Do u like to be Fucked(Y/N)__ How often (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__ Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)__ Do u like receiving oral sex(Y/N)__ If I cum in ur mouth (check appropriate answer) Spit__ Swallow__ Depends__ OR Neither__ Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group__ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Scratch__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ Or do u just hump like hell__ List three positions u like: 1._______________ 2._______________ 3._______________ What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer) Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous__ When is the best time to reach u (check appropriate answer) Morning__ Afternoon__ Nite__ How late can u stay out (check appropriate answer) 11-12am__ 1-2am__ all nite__ Any talent or skills(Y/N) if so, list _________________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________________ Applicant's signature_______ Date____________________ PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES 1. No sleeping over-- unless the sex was so good and we need to repeat it in the morning 2. No meeting in public place—unless getting drinks or sumthin to eat before the nite's events 3. No calls before 7pm—we don't have shit to talk about 4. None of that "love making"—u come to fuck and u fuck to cum 5. No emotional conversations--- love is not a feeling between us 6. No comparisons between previous fucks—I don't give a shit 7. No calling each other "friends with benefits"—we're not friends, we just fuck together 8. Calling out the wrong name while having sex is ok—just don't be offended 9. No excessive clothing—I don't want u leaving anything when u leave 10. Do not be offended if I don't ask u how good it was—I don't give a shit 11. If someone asks who u are, tell them we just met 12. Try not to make eye contact during sex—the less connection the better 13. If ya like. then contact me somehow!! Failure to abide by these rules and principles will result in a swift and immediate termination of this contract and any other contacts with the holder of this agreement. In other words. Ima kick ur ass to the curb. Participator's signature_______________________ Date_____________ *Notification of ur hiring will be sent to u within 48 hours. Pictures will generate a faster response. Thank You. Click my photo below to submit your application to me.
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@ CherryTAP NOTICE: this is not for a real life meeting..ONLY for CT.
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