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Seven In Seven (actually Posted Oct 18 2010 But I Spelled Seven Wrong And Just Saw It Lol! Go English Major!)
"If you have never played Dallas, you should go there." †† I lived in a time, where, if someone said something like this to me, i could just hop in my 1988 Toyota Celica and go. I had never been to Dallas, so...thats exactly what I did, well, †what "we" did. †We hopped in the little white two door with a sun roof and no air conditioning and made the trek from the fair grounds in oklahoma city to the fair grounds in Dallas. †† †† † It's funny how life takes you down paths, without you even realizing it...one choice leads in to another, and pretty soon, you look back, and you realize you have just†traveled†down a path. †Somehow, for seven months, my feet, my car, my mind, my body...whatever...were taking me down a path without me even paying attention. †I did not begin this journey...someone else did...someone brutally, violently sent me down this path, i just walked it in a daze..slashing at obstacles without even realizing it....blind, numb, a spook...and somehow, i woke up in Dallas
Seven Weekends
The last seven weekends has been a great time for me, seven weekend of attending the KC Renaissance Fair. I had a great time, I got to make new friends, see old friends, and have a lot of great time and made a lot of fun memories. At times almost got to meet new friends. Looking forward to doing it all over again next year.
The Seven Laws Of The Great Spirit
† Rolling Thunder Speaks a Message for Turtle Island The Seven Laws of the Great Spirit We have seven laws to guide us and advise us in our daily lives. The whites have ten called "commandments," another example of English as military language, and it doesn't sound good in song. Our languages are soft and musical, but we do the best we can to make things clear and to educate people in English. We were given the code, the seven laws, by the Great Spirit himself a long time ago. An old Indian man who's been gone for many years gave it to me a long time ago. I'd almost forgotten it, but then as I thought about it, it came back to me slowly but surely. Number one is respect for proper authority. Our Native way of life teaches us respect for grandparents, chiefs, medicine people, and for Grandmother Moon, Mother Earth, and everything that has life. We are a law abiding people; I've sat on a few of our courts, In a small case there would be one judge reaching agreement with both par
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Sever My Heart
Walls of pain surround my brain, sending me shadows of soft disgrace. Harbinger of death, carry me away. Take me in your fold, to love me forevermore. Bury me deep and covered with sorrow, lies a heart of powdered glass. Shattered and broken is that soul of hope, crushed in desolation with the force of a shove.† Images of past taunt me at my ear, telling me I am a fool. Never did I think I would be destroyed, by a loved one so dear to my heart's core.
Severity Serneity
GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! † CAN YOU JUSTIFY, A THING YOU'VE DONE, YOU WANT TO BE SAVED, BUT YOU'VE ONLY CRAVED MORE OF YOUR ANGER AND MORE OF THE HATRED THE ONLY THING LEFT IS YOUR DESIRE TO LIVE YOU BRAKE YOU TAKE IN THIS SEVERITY YOU RUN TO ME SERENITY I CANT SAVE A DAMN THING FOR YOU † CAUSE ALL YOU † FOR LIVNG IN SHADOWS CAST ASIDE THE DARKNESS IS LIVING IN YOUR MIND I WON'T BE A PART OF YOU TONIGHT NO WO NOT TONIGHT--- FOR LIVING IN SIN IN YOUR HEART THERE NOTHING OF YOU I WANT PART THROUGH THIS TORMENT I WOULD LET YOU DIE DIE--- † THIS BELIEF THAT YOU DESREVE IT ALL, THROUGH WORLDS FALL AND CRAWL AND I WATCH AS YOU SEE IT THROUGH YOUR OWN EYES YOU MAKE IT ALL ABOUT YOURSELF BUT WHAT IS IT YOU WANT YET THROUGH ALL I SEE IS DESTRUCTION IN YOUR LIFE STEP ON ALL THE THINGS YOU'VE LOVED BURNT ALL BRIDGES YOU HAVE CALLED AND NOW WATCHING ITS ABOUT TO FALL RIGHT ON TOP OF YOU † † CAN YOU JUSTIFY, A THING YOU'VE DONE, YOU WANT TO BE SAVED, BUT YOU'VE ONLY CRAV
The Seventh
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Seven Games
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The Seventh
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Sever.........written By Syn
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The Seventh And The Eighth, Respectively, And Casey Janssen Locked Up His 11th Save Of The Year With A Perfect
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Seven Million Will Lose Insurance Under Obama Health Law
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Several clubs may pounce for Barca midfield starlet.A number of Europe’s top clubs have been alerted to the availability of Barcelona’s Thiago Alcantara, who has been put on sale by the club, according to the Daily Mail.The 22-year-old is a highly rated midfield talent, but has been unfortunate in being unable to force his way past the likes of Xavi, Cesc Fabregas and Andres Iniesta in Barcelona’s starting lineup. cheap jerseys Manchester United jersey have been linked before, with Sir Alex Ferguson a fan of the youngster, though it is unclear if new United boss David Moyes will pursue the same targets as his predecessor. United are in need of a midfield playmaker though, as Paul Scholes is set to retire at the end of the season.United’s rivals Manchester City are also keen on a player of this kind, as they look to take the pressure off the jaded David Silva to be the team’s main creator. They are also being linked with Arturo Vidal of Juvent
Several High-priced Players. Running Back Marion Barber, Receiver Roy Williams, Right Guard Leonard Davis And Kicker Kris Brown Were Told They Would B
IRVING, Texas -- Before the Dallas Cowboys can start get serious about loading up their roster, they have to get under the salary cap. They got started on that Tuesday by deciding to release several high-priced players. Running back Marion†Barber, receiver Roy†Williams, right guard Leonard†Davis and kicker Kris†Brown were told they would be cut when the league allows that on Thursday, multiple people familiar with the decisions told The Associated Press on condition of anonymity because the team had not made any announcements. The moves save the Cowboys about US$16.6 million in cap room. Removing Davis clears $6 million, Williams another $5 million, Barber $4.75 million and Brown $910,000. Right tackle Marc†Colombo said he was told that he, too, could be gone. His departure would free more than $2 million. He also could return at a cheaper rate. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said he wanted to break the news to each player himself. He also wanted to do it right away so they wouldnt bother g
Seville- Jessica
Jessica is always taking chances. Getting by on rotten circumstances. She’s painting visions of a better life. I wish I could save her tonight. But she’s happier not giving in. Office spaces never fit her skin. Jessica, when will you begin? Will you ever win? Someone said they saw Jess a week ago. But I don’t think she’d want us to know that she’s working like a slave for herself, and her master is whipping her to death. But she’s happier not giving in. Office spaces never fit her skin. Jessica, when will you begin? Will you ever win? I saw you last night, and you walked away from me again. A friend a came to me, but she was afraid what I’d say. You got stuck in the fame, and you lost your head. If I see you tonight, I’ll take you home. But she’s happier not giving in. Office spaces never fit her skin. Jessica, when will you begin? Will you ever win?
Sevilla Is A Great Club
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Seward Highway- Alaska
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Sew Buttons On Your Underwear.
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Sewn
Sewn back together, All parts are from another, Hatred toward others, That see that I am, Sewn back together. Nothing seems right, On this hatred fight, difference in sight, When people see that I am. Sewn back together, All parts are from another, Hatred toward others, That see that I am, Sewn back together. Eyes do not lie, Only if they can see the person inside, The humble part of me, And not the parts that are. Sewn back together, All parts are from another, Hatred toward others, That see that I am, Sewn back together. Thoughts of suicide, That rips and tears on the inside, Taken a hellish ride, As the needle threads. Sewn back together, All parts are from another, Hatred toward others, That see that I am, Sewn back together. "written by B.K. Snodderly Jr"
Sewn Lips
im a super hero in my own eyes to myself i can fly so damn high, I see spinning colors swirl around me, butterflies lift me up dropping me onto black roses crying the tears of blood running through my fingers dripping down my lips so lustful so tasteful screaming bats into the moonless sky white skin so bright drawing in hate and death twriling his baton covered in acid tossing my hair eyeless sockets spewing blood sewn mouth taped ears bound hands torn feet just laying alone in a ocean of blood with pink sharks surrounding me chanting hopeless, pointless cheers, they will never get me, i will resis, for I am me and only me!
Sex!!!
We all want it ^^
Sex
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Sex
Okay, I don't mean to toot my own horn here and you'll see evidence of that in a second...but it is rare that I've not had a girl not come back for more on her own accord, repeatedly...and I wouldn't even consider myself to be a great lover. But, I laugh a little inside when I read your list, because while all of the above *are* aggravations to women on a purely selfish level - the reality is that those are the risks involved. I've had my share of 1 minute outings...I've had my share of midnight to sun-up outings (both alcohol induced and completely sober). Sex isn't a fairy tale experience - neither are relationships. Sometimes it's flawless...over the long run and in any given experience there are likely to be a few errors here and there. Pro quarterbacks throw interceptions. Mistakes in mechanics happen. Most men don't learn to avoid these faux pas until later in life, through trial and error, acting on the same selfish impulses that drive your checklist. The varting issue, fo
Sex
TV LAST NIGHT I CAME HOME AND TURN ON THE TV AND IT ALL SEEMED THE SAME TO ME....SO I CONTINUE TO TURN THE CHANNELS IN HOPES TO FIND SOMETHING THAT I HAD YET TO SEE YET AS I CONTINUED TO WATCH I RELIZE THAT EVERY CHANNEL WAS PICTURE OF YOU AND ME IN BLACK AND WHITE AND COLOR TOO IT WAS ALL THE SAME PICTURES OF YOU THE PICTURE OF THE WAY YOU HELD ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH THE WINDOW BESIDE US RAISE AND THE GENTLE BREEZE BLOWING AGAINST OUR SKIN AS YOU BEGIN TO PLACE YOUR HAND AGAINST MY FACE AND THEN DOWN TO MY PRIVATE PLACE SO AGAIN I TURN THE TV AN ANOTHER PICTURE TOOK ITS PLACE A PICTURE OF US IN THE RAIN ...THE WETTNESS OF OUR SKIN AS WE TOUCHED EACH OTHER FROM END TO END ...FIRST WITH OUR HANDS THEN WITH OUR TOUNGES AND THEN WITH THE PASSION OF OUR LOVE ...IT STILL CAUSES MY BODY TO SHRIVER SO WET NOW IT HARD FOR ME TO SAY THE THINGS THAT I ENJOYED THE MOST THAT HAPPEN WITH YOU ON THIS DAY ...YOU MOVED MY BODY LIKE IF WE WERE ONE ...YOU EXHALE I INHALE WE
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rOSE ARE RED VILETS ARE CORNY WHEN I THINK OF U OHH BABY!I GET HORNY EAT ME,BEAT ME ,BITE ME,BLOW ME,SOCK ME ,FUCK ME VERY SLOWLY IF YOU KISS ME DON'T BE SASSY USE YOUR TOUNGE AND MAKE IT NASTY
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In and out Faster oh faster In and out Harder baby harder In and out Slurp slurp Yummy oh so yummy In and out Push it deeper and deeper Oh yes yes Do it to me In and Out No sweeter motion the you pushing In and out
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The Pre-Booty Call Agreement This pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and ____________________ (Participant). This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant: 1. No sleeping over!! Unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is "no", so don't even ask. 6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town, then
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We're sitting here bored, reading all the great comments left by our wonderful friends, and wondering how many of you have actually used them to get off? Just curious! LOL!! Let us know, don't be shy!!
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Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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As I sit here in the office. My mind wonders to the obvious. A fantasy of mine keeps peeking my interest. Standing in the kitchen the early morning coffee fills the air. I am stiff from my dreamstate, as you enter. From behind you wrap your arms around me kissing the back of my neck. Carressing my chest and whispering for me to stay home today. You'll make it worth my while you say to me. Your hands wondering down my stomach to my pajamas. Tracing my cock with your fingertips as I grow for your touch. Now filling the grasp of your hand. You kneel before me. Below my cock. Opening the refrigerator you take a ice cube into your fingertips. Running it through my clothing. Outlining my buldge until clinging to your movement my cock is now filling your view. Chilly at first but melting to the touch of my tempature. Letting it drip into your lips as I now cast a shadow. One cube, then two into your sweet morning breath. My cock surrounded in chill. Aching as I arch my
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so first off there would be no lights on maybe one just to set the mood and we would be laying in ur bed side by side just talking and whatnot. i would move one hand onto ur hip and slowely come in to kiss u gently on the lips. i would back away then move so i was stradeling u and then kiss u again but with more force and let my hands rest in ur hands. i would then tie each of ur hands together over ur head and to ur bed. then i would blind fold u so u couldnt see what i was about to do. i would then start to kiss ur next and blow gently on ur ears trying to turn u on. i would let my hand wonder under ur shirt but not tuching ur nipples just yet. i would then move my lips down from ur ears around ur neck to the middle of ur chest. at this time i would rase ur shirt over ur head and put it over ur tied up hands. next i would kiss down ur chest to ur stomach teasing ur belt line with my tongue and kissing around ur breast. i would slowely take off ur bra and again
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You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com
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couple looking for men,women and couples for aduly fun !!!! if interested email us at pussyforeverybody@yahoo p.s. iam very bi and hubby is very str8
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The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: bothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: oppositHow often do you like to have sex?: at least once a dayIs sex a top priority for you?: sureDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: which everway they want itHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: not oftenHow do you feel about one night stands?: its okHow many one night stands have you had?: 2What's your favorite position?: doggyWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: anywhereDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: fuckHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yesHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: 30minDo you get off first or do they?: dependsDo you like kissing during sex?: sureDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: sometimesDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: loadDoes size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: a lilHow
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one thing i hate is when my friend talk about sex when i have had sex in awhile...and even wrost is when my is making out and doing stuff with her bf while i near....it wouldnt be as bad if been getting some but yeah havent got any lately lol and it driving me crazy!!! lol sorry i just need to let this out
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(i posted this on myspace a few weeks ago) I have had many men in and out of my life....some friends, some friends with benefits and some i went out with.....but im tired of it all now...im 30 years old and right now there are more important things in life than just sex.....Is it a sign that im getting older? I dont know...all I know is sex just doesnt hold the appeal it once did in my life.....Dont get me wrong I still enjoy it....but to be honest the last few times I have had it I just had it to be having it....I wasnt turned on or wanting it....I just did it....It kind of scares me because at one time in my life sex was a big thing I wanted it all the time....anytime of the day and anywhere....now Im like ho hum sex again....when i go to bed I would rather just sleep than do anything (not like theres a man in my bed waiting for me) I dont know what is wrong with me...I dont know if Im normal or there is something wrong with me.....I know its not because of my weight because when
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I like doin it all night long!and can do it all nite long. just ask "my hips dont lie"!
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When a man goes on a date a man wonders if he'll get lucky, a woman already knows =}
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NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?24-26 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?1-5 6. What is your pubic hair style?Landing strip, a little hair still there 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Boy Shorts 8. Have you ever had anal sex?No, not for me 9. What is your favorite position?Anything that gets me off 10. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Nope, never 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?No, I'm straight as can be 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Yes, taken them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?No, never 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Yes, watched
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You scored as Blind Folds. Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? Sex isn't sex without enhancing your sense of touch.Blind Folds67%Whips50%Biting50%Bondage33%Blood0%Chains/Handcuffs0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com
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You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God95%A Slave To BDSM90%A Romantic68%Virgin35%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
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Well I'm a pretty open minded person.Very much a freak at that.Basically I would try something at least once and if I like it more than likely I will most definately do it again.I do have one don't that I will not participate in and that is anything that consists of another female being involved.I just have this thing that I can't do anything wit someone that has the same things I got.Besides I would be all you would need. As far as my do's go,like I said i'm a freak and pretty open minded.I love sex and just bout all that comes wit it.So yes I do like oral sex it gives me more pleasure to know he's being pleased.Just watching his reaction to it is a huge turn on .The way he grips onto the sheet pulling it off the mattress moaning and groaning cuz the feeling is so good.Even more when I feel his body jumping and twitching,see his legs stiffen straight out with his toes beginning to curl up on him.Wow wut A wonderful feeling I get when I know i'm definately handling mine. Now
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Sex is like creating art. Every stroke should be faultless. If you worry about how the end result is going to be you have not enjoyed the makings of a wonderful thing.
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BEV WYNN -- [noun]:An aphrodisiac made of cucumbers 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
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look at my sexy tush o ya i say that so your dam right it's never been sow you know let get our SEXY ON!11!!
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Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would u have phone sex w
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Ok I'm not to big on havin' sex or even makin' love. Even to the person that I'm with. So I asked two people, one a chick and another a guy. The chick said no it's not. And the guy said somewhat. Its important when both parties want it mutually. Not when one is demanding something. It IS a bigass difference between demanding and asking. So I guess my sex drive kinda went vamoosed when I hit 21, cuz meh. I jus don't like doin' it. And the bf kinda said but not really, that there's somethin' wrong with me. Because its instinct to the human bein' that all of us must love to have sex. That's what he told me. Well I'm sorry that I'm not like EVERYONE else. i mean yes, I'll make love to the person when I'm ready, but I hate it when he gets pissed off at me when I say no. Jus most of the time, I don't want to have it, why can't he jus accept that? I need your input about this, guys!
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You should make love during an earthquake The gyrations will only add to your already stellar performance. Plus it saves you the money you would spend on those magic fingers in the motel. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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You should make love during a volcano eruption (Hopefully not too close though). The phallic imagery here needs no further explanation, and the heat generated will turn your ordinary sex into super hot sweaty sex. Damn. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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You should make love during a hurricane Once youíve boarded up your house, why not reduce your stress and make love. There is not much else you can do while waiting it out and your little sanctuary will become an erotic haven while the wind whips byÖ Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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To My Dearest Wife, During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often: We will wake the kids - 54 times It's too late - 15 times I'm too tired - 42 times It's too early - 12 times It's too hot - 18 times Pretending to be asleep - 31 times The neighbors will hear - 9 times Headache or backache - 26 times Sunburn - 10 times Your mother will hear us - 9 times Not in the mood - 21 times Watching the late show - 17 times Too sore - 26 times New hairdo - 6 times Wrong time of the month - 14 times You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you u
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Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many. The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately. You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss. A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract. What Is Your Seduction Style?
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sex is like snow... You'll never know how many inches... or How long it will last... Jason Wade Barnes
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LEO - July 24 - August 23 Ruling Planet: THE SUN Which isn't a planet at all, but a star, and just like Leo's opinion of themselves, it's the centre of our solar system! Leos can be very 'into themselves' when they bonk. It's not that they don't make their partner feel special, it's just that they often forget about them as they secretly high-five themselves for scoring again! Leo does actually want more from a partner than just sex though. Leo wants love and friendship too. They can be very romantic, but when they get into bed, it's not an experience they're about to have, it's a show! They like to perform... and they take requests! "Doing it" is the ultimate stress buster for Leo and they are pretty Dayum! good at it, but they need constant praise for their outstanding performance. FAVE POSITION Receiving 'oral affections', since Leo is all about getting serviced! BEST SEX TOY A camera or a game of Strip Poker will get the cat purring... or perhaps you can
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a sexual relationship is when that beautiful,graceful,lrical sailing vessel comes in and you get on bored and you go off into the setting sun and get intertwined together becouse you now are two hearts beating very nearly as one and the flesh is explored like a vast and wonderous uncharted land with mysteries behind every ridge and cranny and you know deep in your heart that this is it,this is the moment when everything finaly comes together and the blood rushes to your brain and you are drowned in exquisite sensation.baked in the pitiless sun until i cried-screamed with my soul for relief...
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You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you. Sex isn't sex without control.Whips50%Chains/Handcuffs50%Bondage50%Blind Folds8%Biting8%Blood0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com
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His hand on my face Our bodies pressed close His is excitment is known Feeling the power over him Surrender myself to him His breath on my neck His lips on my skin His mouth seeking to taste me My head thrown back Letting my body ride this exqusite wave My blood is rushing cheeks are flush My nipples hard and my breath is short I arch my back and raise myself to meet his mouth He teases me his tongue tracing a line up one thigh Across And a new line traced down the other thigh My knees are weak and trembling I gasp as his breath passes over me My most intimate parts are exposed And he knows just what to do At last! His mouth settles over my clit Gently suckling My hands go to the back of his head There is no denying this It feels so right I call his name over and over It becomes too much I try to pull away He holds fast Looks me in the eye I see a very naughty twinkle Lean back and let go It builds in me Oh god here it is again! Sweet Sweet bli
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I -----SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special, I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know-I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.Ē II -----LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!" III -----QUIET SEX Tired of a lifeless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She looked at him casually and replied, ĒYou're never home!" IV -----CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood,
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I lay there awake and I hear the alarm sound that horrible sound it always makes. I reach out to push the snooze button the way I always do. I pull the covers up a little tighter under my chin and close my eyes again. I dont want to wake up this morning. Suddenly I feel a familiar touch coming from behind me. His hand gently caressing my back, tickling just a little bit. I feel goosebumps begin to form on my arms and legs. Its amazing that he still gives me goosebumps after so long. His tickling moves down my back to my ass and thighs. Slowly, Softly, I begin to squirm a little. I lie there for a moment enjoying his soft caresses and struggling with that moment between sleep and awake. His hand moves to my hip and pulls me a little closer. I can feel his chest against my back now and his manhood swelling against my ass. His hand moves now to the front of my body where he slowly moves his hand across my erect nipples and then down my stomach and between my legs. I pull his hand c
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what can happen if you spend a night in hawaii fro a week.....
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who loves sex? who never had sex? do u like being horny? who likes to masterbate?
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Fingering a Girl / Finger Fawking a Vagina In fact, the in-out motion of a finger can become more irritating than anything. The vaginal lips are pretty sensitive, and repeat friction begins to chafe. Yes, really. Of course, fingering should occur after sufficient foreplay. There's nothing worse than some moron shoving his pointer finger up your dry pussy and poking you into submission. So guys, when your hands wander between her legs and you realize that there's more moisture in the Sahara, take the hint. Ok! She's wet! She's squirming! What now?? The typical woman prefers to be penetrated with 2 fingers. One is not enough (unless she is a virgin, or otherwise very tiny down there) and three is too much. Of course, use your discretion and listen to her response. You should be able to tell the difference between an uncomfortable-moan and a pleasure-moan. And if you cant, you should not be having sex. Slide your fingers slowly between her lips, and let yourself explore a lit
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Sex is good for you It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results. REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent....................... 12 Calories Without her consent.................... 387 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands........................ 8 Calories With one hand.......................... 22 Calories With your teeth........................ 85 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection....................... 6 Calories Without an erection.................... 315 Calories PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 192 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary............................. 112 Calories 69 lying down.......................... 178 Calories 69 standing up....................
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[This was first published in January, 2003.] Our tryst began in playful exploration, gentle caresses and kisses explore new terrains and textures. Her skin was soft, silky, tasting musky sweet as my tongue darted across her neck, her breasts, her belly. She turned and savored me as I probed with longing lips and quivering anticipation for secrets deep and hot. The girl sighed, moaned; we clutched as she exploded, my own selfishness thrusting into her beckoning countenance. She tasted the reward of my desperate act and discovered she wanted more, not letting me rest or recoup but engulfing me before I could recover. I lay and enjoyed her passion, a willing slave to my lasting desires. Fair-play gave way to her own need as she craved the weight of my body, pulled me down upon her, did nothing to allow retreat when my moment of truth suddenly arrived. She took it willingly, abandoning all sense to fulfill my self-centered and cruel want; I held her down and filled her with
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My first BLOG, at least here on CHERRY TAP. Would love to have a bunch of interesting things to tell you about but I will do that later. Anyways, for now, ENJOY THE VIEW FROM BELOW. XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
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Sexy/ She/ Sexy/ Me/ Touching our bodies together- she/ And me/ As her nipples stand erect/ With her body dripping wet/ I have love/ And she/ Has love we/ Both cannot reject/ As we move to the rhythm doing our mating dance/ That/ Brings rain that/ Drizzles upon our face and hands/ As we prance/ In the moonlight of the African/ Rain Lands/ Her and I/ In her and my/ Warm embrace/ And loving grace/ As I protect her for she/ Is my queen-for she/ Is my equal/ If she was not my equal/ Then she would be none other than my people/ Sexy/ She/ Sexy/ Me/ Touching our bodies together eternally/ Her long legs taking stride as they straddle my body/ As she/ Rides with passion her legs rattle my body/ As I still stand, erect/ I eject/ My juices into her soul/ She talks to me/ Passionately/ In tongues right from her soul/ Loving me/ Emotionally/ As tears fall from her eyes/ I kiss every tear as I caress her thighs/ Pulling her body closer to mines/
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here put it this way if ur female live in the dearborn heights mi ara im em if u wanna fuck lol nah im me if u wanna chat peace
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i want to know which women real all talk and no show if your not into headgames leave your email and a way to contact you so dont be shy ladies would be great if u had cam
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You should make love during an earthquake The gyrations will only add to your already stellar performance. Plus it saves you the money you would spend on those magic fingers in the motel. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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Is it just me or do women get hornier when they are pregnant? I've noticed that sex is like all I think about. I want it I need it I crave it. And of course there is no one here to give it to me. It sucks, I think about other things and somehow I just get right back to sex. Who knows? This could be the dumbest thing in the world to blog about, but it is an actual problem. At least with me. I wish it would just go away!!! Or a guy would just fall from the sky to take care of my every need then leave and only return when I needed him again. Wouldn't that rock girls?
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You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Bondage100%Biting67%Whips58%Chains/Handcuffs58%Blind Folds25%Blood17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com
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Sex is Good for you!!! Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor..............
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I've had a day like the past 7 years, bored. As I lay around waiting for something (I don't know what) to change, you call and ask to come over. I happily agree and jump in the shower to freshen up. Remember the last time we were together (with a smile on my face)I make sure my body is smooth, all cleaned out. You come into the house as if you do it everyday and push me against the wall with a long passionate kiss. Within minutes we head off to the bedroom and close the outside world behind us. You strip down as I light a candle then return to your body. It's a entertainment to me, to break up my daily routine. I explore your body with a burning desire to devour you. I slowly untangle the hair around your cock and balls not wanting to pull any. Your body smells are inviting me closer; your smiling down at me knowing what's to come. I ask you to lay on the bed where I can get to you better and you glide over and in position. I love the way your balls lay and I try to get my mouth un
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SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!" QUIET SEX Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him and said, "You're never home!" CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the
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Yeah so Suddenly im just not in the mood.
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Average Body Dimensions Male Female Height 5'9" (1.77 meters) 5'3.5" (1.65 meters) Weight 172 lbs. 143 lbs. Chest 37-39" (98-102 cm.) 35.9" (91.2 cm.)* Waist 31-34" (80-87 cm.) 29" (72 cm.) Thigh 21" (54 cm.) 22-24" (56-61 cm.) Hips 36" (92 cm.) 39" (100 cm.) * see Average Bust Size Average Penis Size Almost 88% of all men fall between 5-7 inches when erect, and when relaxed the majority (again, 90%) fall within 3 to 5 inches. Recently (well, in 1988) Paul L. Jamison and Paul H. Gebhard subjected the Kinsey data to an intense statistical analysis, ironing out certain anomalies, correcting subject bias and measurement error with various mathematical operations we need not go into here. Their results (shown below) were published in the Journal for Sex Research (vol. 24, pp. 177-183). Mean Standard Deviation Flaccid penis length (in.) 3.89 0.73 Erect penis length (in.) 6.21 0.77 Flaccid penis circumference (in.) 3.75 0.
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20,000 people are having sex right now! 10,000 R fucking! 9,599 R making luv! 400 R hugging n kissing and 1 lonely fuck is reading this blog.
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20,000 people are having sex right now! 10,000 R fucking! 9,599 R making luv! 400 R hugging n kissing and 1 lonely fuck is reading this blog. ( LOL ) Borrowed this from Fl_Scorpio lol
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You scored as Phone Sex. "Talk dirty to me" describes your idea of a good time. A sexy voice really sets the tone of a good evening for you. Phone Sex100%Anal Sex83%Orgy83%Oral Sex83%Normal Sex67%Gay Sex50%Cyber Sex44%What kind of SEX do you love? (pics)created with QuizFarm.com
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You scored as Normal Sex. You like to do the things the way they were meant to be done. But this doesn't mean you can't be an animal in bed.Oral Sex78%Normal Sex78%Anal Sex55%Orgy55%Gay Sex55%Phone Sex44%Cyber Sex39%What kind of SEX do you love? (pics)created with QuizFarm.com
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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. S
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There are more 20-year-old virgins now than there were in the late '50s. You wouldn't know it from watching Sex and the City, but most women have had fewer than five sex partners. Most men chalk up fewer than 10 sexual conquests in their whole lives. Both women and men are most likely to have their first orgasm alone. The US has more laws governing sexual behavior than every country in Europe combined. A condom will lasts about a month in a wallet before the rubber gets worn down by friction, making it more likely to break. The record for male orgasms is 16 in one hour. According to a 1996 study, homophobia men show a higher arousal rate when shown gay porn than do men with ambivalent attitudes toward homosexuals. Jews and Atheists have more sex partners than Catholics or Protestants. A woman sexually peaks in her early 30s, a man in his late teens. Circumcision for Christian males became widespread after doctors c
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How can you live without sex in your life....... Sex in the mornong Sex in the eveving Sex at night Every minute of the day Sex.......Sex........Sex Sex is great sex is bad Do it hard when you get mad Sex today Sex tommorow Sex everyday when you're in sorrow Sex on the bed Sex on the floor Have it everyday you will want more.
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I know I know I am good looking.. But how much can a women take.. Your hot, nice body, Nice ass,and many more.. Then when thay are doen tell me how sexy I am thay go to talking about how thay want to have sex with me.. Asking if I a m bad girl or a good one.. Do I look like I want to talk about sex all the time? I like to have fun But come on.. I am a person.. Please Treat me like one not like a peace of meat... that is all I ask... Well that is what is on my mind today.. Kisses Ems
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Q: Do you know why sex is a simple, three-letter word? A: Because it's easier to spell than: UhhhhhoooohhAhhhhhhAIIEEEEEEEahahahahahohgoddon'tstopnowyou're SoogoodIcan'tstandthisanylongerohohohohohpleasenownownowyesyesyesyes Ohhhhhhhgawdyesssssssssssss
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CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m . The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" " I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, Peter, Peter, something or o
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The porno of JENNIFER's life will be called ... "Jello Slip and Slide" 'What will the porno of your life be called?' at QuizUniverse.com
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ok ladies i wanted to post this in a mum but was too scared of getting deleted! So basically my boyfriend is obsessed with anal and always asks me, nicely and sweetly never pressuring me, to try it. I love sex and am pretty open minded to trying things, but this one leaves me a bit squeamish. Does it hurt as much as it seems to in porn, or is it actually pretty hot? I don't know if I want to try it, was hoping for some feedback from women who have tried it/do it, or don't do it and why. Please shed some light for me!
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Seven Kinds of Sex I -----SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know-I get a little each month, but not enough to live on II -----LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!" III -----QUIET SEX Tired of a lifeless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She looked at him casually and replied, "You're never home!" IV -----CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him bac
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A Dog Named Sex Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand.... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church
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This is called the "SEXY GAME" Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... yes or no [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [] No, I dont like you like that [] I love you [] Wanna hook up? Dear _________, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) Would you kiss me? [] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe []you look to sweet to screw [] already did Am I attractive? [] Heck no [] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute []
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Look I love sex; kind of rough sex; whip-cream, honey out hand cuff sex. Never wit out sex; all about sex; hard back shoots, pillow in the month sex. Deep stroke sex deep throat sex; ran around here like you dont need no sex. All sex; four play sex; your back on the wall in hall-way sex. Make me wait sex; 3rd date sex; just finish arguing, but have hate sex. Relax sex missionarry style; nails in my back sex, now that's sex. No hand sex; advance sex; why you come to my crib wearing pants sex. Unlikly sex; try me sex; you ganna fuck around and be wifey sex.
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IM TELLIN YALL DA TRUTH I LUV 2 HAVE SEX AND I LOVE SPANISH BOI HOLLA BAC AT ME
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I like girls but i will aqccept guys that have a big one
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You have a sexual IQ of 152 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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Rough sex Body: ROUGH SEX Body: Body: A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a ! lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply! Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth Having nice sex burnes 358 calories. Having rough sex
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Yes, I do love sex with MEN. I have had a MFM 3-some and LOVED every minute of it. I would like to do that again. Bareback fucking, when I get to know you. And I always swallow :)
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amanda will go to jail for ... Stealing condoms from the grocery store 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
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I NEED IT I CRAVE IT I LUONDER FOR IT I NEED TO FELL YOU BUDY PRESSED UP AGENST MINE YOUR LIPS ARE SWEET AS HONEY AND YOUR HIPS MAKE ME GIGGEL MMM SEX THE ONE THING WE ALL LIKE AND ALL NEED
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i;m here looking for great sex! til i find my life partner! are you here?
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Sagittarius You are fun loving and independent, and you donít like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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Cancer You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool. You have to have trust in your partner, so youíre not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you wonít take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling. Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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Today I wanted to talk about getting aroused. It's funny cuz it seems as though I can get horny any time of the day. Somehow tho, when Karl (my fiance) and I try to get busy I can't get very wet. I know this sounds dumb but I wonder if something is wrong!! I mean, I am horny as hell, it's just that Ms.Kitty doesn't always want to play. It's weird tho cuz if we have a heavy make out session just before, then there is absolutely no problem. It's prolly just cuz we need more foreplay. Hmmm, what do you guys think?
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SINCE U'VE ALREADY OPENED THIS, U'LL HAVE BAD LUCK AND A BAD SEX LIFE (4EVER) UNLESS YOU REPOST THIS IN LESS THAN 10 MINUTES WITH THE SUBJECT OF YOUR HOROSCOPE [AQUARIUS]- I CAN HAVE SEX ALL NIGHT [GEMINI]- I LOVE TO FUCK [LEO]- IM DANGEROUS IN BED [LIBRA]- I GOT A BIG ASS BOOTY!!! [VIRGO]- YOU HAD ME ONCE YOUR GONNA WANT ME AGAIN [SCORPIO]- I'LL MAKE U SCREAM MY NAME [SAGITTARIUS]-I GOT SKILLS IN THA BEDROOM [TAURUS]- I STAY GANGSTA/GO HARD [CAPRICORN]- I'M WILD IN BED..AND NO 1 CAN HANDLE ME!! [PISCES]- I FUCK LIKE NO OTHER [ARIES]- I STAY FLY [CANCER]- I HAVE SEXY ASS LIPS TO KISS (repost of original by 'army princess' on
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just dropin a line to see who on here loves to chat about sex any want to chat about that let me know
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Using your mind Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mind. Sex is mostly in your mind and to your partners delight you have mastered the arts of seduction and atmosphere. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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center> neena smith -- [adjective]:Insatiable to the point of crazy 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
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Name: > > Age: > > Current Location: > > Eye/Hair Color: > > Height: > > Ethnicity: > > Sexual Orientation: > > Size of penis/breast: > > > > WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?: > > > > Age: > > Eye/Hair: > > Height: > > Ethnicity: > > Body Type: > > Whats your favorite part of a guys/gals body?: > > > > EASY QUESTIONS: > > > > What kind of underwear R U Wearing? > > Have you ever given/received a lap dance? > > Ever watch a porno? > > Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didnt? > > Are you into ass smacking? > > Are you a Virgin?: > > When did you lose it? > > How was your first time? > > If you had a choice would you have stayed a virgin longer? > > Are you an easy O or hard O? > > Ever meet someone off the internet for sex? > > How many dates does it take to get into your pants? > > Do you like dirty talk? > > (girls) Does size matter? > > (girls) Whats the biggest you had? > > Smallest? > > How do you wear your pubic h
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TROY -- [adjective]:Like in nature to a human dildo 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED, SUBTRACT THE CLOSE, DIVIDE THE LEGS, AND DONT MULTIPLY!!
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really, the good start would be at your ears. gently kissing them. working my way to the neck to lick and kiss it. then down slowly to u'r breasts. licking, kissing, sucking the nipples one by one. Gently nibbling them and pulling them with my mouth. Then slowly, making my way down your stomach to the belly button, lingering there to tease you by licking around the edge. Finally getting to that sweet pussy. licking gently around the edge of the lips. kissing the clit, and slowly taking it in my mouth to roll it on my tongue ring while i suck it. As I let go of your clit long enough to suck the outer lips then slowly slide my tongue deep inside your pussy and tongue-fuck the hole. Reaching deep inside and finding that spot to make you gush forth your juices all over my tongue. It would be a never ending cycle...from pussy hole, to lips, to clit, and back to the pussy hole....fucking you with my tongue as I reach under your sexy ass and slide two fingers deep up inside your
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You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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want to get wet and horny well read my last blog and let me know if it has any effect on you sexy girls and also cum rate my xxxx photo`s plesae love you all damo
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You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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Well me, like I would think most guys think, sex is the first thing you think about when meeting ladies. From the first sight of someone he's find attractive, his mission is to find out how to get from point A to C skipping B. B tends to be the emotional rollercoster that most men feel women put them through during the first weeks of dating. Does she like me, where is this going, am I going to get it. The question is, is it shallow to think sex first in a new relationship? Thoughts and comments please...
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Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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center>You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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sex is good good for you fun for you thats why sex is good so do it not that im telling you to or sometin
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Everybody I know usually calls their dog Rover or Spot. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk I'd like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "She is a dog!!" He said he didnt care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand, I had Sex since I was 9 years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the weddimg. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life, and my life revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everybody would like having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on. When my wife and I went on our honeymo
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So just wonderin what your thoughts are....is bad sex better than no sex?
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SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!" QUIET SEX Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!" CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. H
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How can you live without sex in your life....... Sex in the morning Sex in the evening Sex at night Every minute of the day Sex.......Sex........Sex Sex is great sex is bad Do it hard when you get mad Sex today Sex tommorow Sex everyday when you're in sorrow Sex on the bed Sex on the floor Have it everyday you will want more.
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You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM90%Sex God75%Virgin35%A Romantic35%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
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Are there any woman near hazleton,looking for a "little?" You have to love getting oral!! Let me know!!!!
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You prefer Romantic sex! You like romantic sex. For you, it's not all too much about being horny - it's more an expression of how you feel about your partner(s). It's an experience that you can share -- that you can experience and enjoy together. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com
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down on your pillow, And turn the lights down low,... Let me take you to the garden, Where the passion flower grows,.... Close your eyes and enter dreams,... As love's emotion sets the scene,... And flitters through the garden,... Where the passion flower grows,.... Touch the tender petals,... Of the flower as she grows,... A tentative endeavour,... As your feelings overflow,.... Let me draw you to the place,... Where ecstasy can be embraced,... The beauty of the garden,... Where the passion flower grows,.... Feel your mind exploding,... In the heavy scented air,... Experience the shiver,... As your captured unaware,.... A little touch of heaven,... Where imagination flows,... The valley in the garden,... where the passion flower grows A moment of Passion Shared with You...
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Sex, Sex, Sex Mission for a missionary Missionary quite contrary How does your garden grow A sixty niner is always finer Come on lets go, dont be slow Diggy doggy, bend over And i'll do you, real slow, no really slow We both stand up you pretend Youre looking over my shoulder For a four leaf clover We both pretend that we dont know We sit up and face each other We'll just sit till the cows come home I'll lie on my back, you pretend your at the track You saddle me like you would a colt Ill just lie there try not to bolt Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex
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Michael -- [adjective]:Insatiable to the point of crazy 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
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HOW SEX STARTS Body: ...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply post this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you
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If We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. W
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Now that I have your attention.. Why do people send you comments and ask you to be their friend and when you accept...they don't contact you any more..Its all just getting all these little points and being popular..people are just out for themselves and really don't care about other peoples feelings..if you really want to be someones friend you would be there for them not for those little points and how sexy your picture is..
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1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to orgasm? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! TiTLE iT "NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON
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I was feeling pretty good the other day. Then I saw her, she was there looking at me with that look, that look I hadn‚Äôt seen in a long, long time. That look of fire in her eyes. I thought to myself ‚Äúthis bitch is hot, I wonder if her pussy is as hot as she is.‚ÄĚ So I walked over to her and with all of the things I could say to strike up a conversation going round and round in my head, I came up with the best thing I could think of at the time. ‚ÄúHi!!‚ÄĚ That was all I needed to get the door open, actually it was open already and I just had to walk on in. I grabbed her and wrapped my arms around her, pulling her close and tight to me. I kissed her and we sucked on each others tongues with a passion I forgot that existed. Feeling her next to me was more hot than I can ever remember a woman feel. Her breasts pressed against me felt SO good!! I kissed her and licked and nibbled on her neck until she twisted and moaned like we were already naked. I felt my throbbing, aching cock tryin
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yup the topic for today is...**drum roll** SEX! hells yeah! why? umm jus cause sex is a funny/ fun topic cause people have soo different ideas abotu sex.. some people think sex should only be done when your married and only in the bed room...ON THE BED! :-p (hadda throw that in) and its only sapposed to be traditional man on top... but common all you girls know what i mean (i mean if you've had sex) that after a lil while of being on bottom of the traditional style ya jus get bored waiting for the guy to get off... well heres a lil joke type thing i've came up with bout sex and i think its rather true.......................... Back in the only days you hadda be married to have sex then it went to you had to be dating (and for a considerable amount of time) then it went to you hadda know the person and maybe be dating (if not close to it) then it went to one night stands then now days you barely have to know the persons name!! (damn times change much!) ok n e ways back to the
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am i really that shy that i haven't got the nerve to ask out a sexy gall then may be lose it lol sure theres at lest 1 gall on here who fanceies me enough to give me a good seing too
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Sex Current mood: mellow The cry of the soul As the blood runs down Anticipation is felt until the Beautiful pain replaced all That was unreal The soul climbs higher And higher as the blood runs Faster and faster Anticipation is fading as the Beautiful pain brings me to an Orgasmic explosion
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..> You scored as Lusty. Tsk tsk tsk goodness are you ever the perve! But nevertheless, you are amazing in bed. You always seem to want more, and leave your lover in the same boat. ..> Lusty ..> ..> 100% Rough ..> ..> 88% Passionate ..> ..> 63% Gentle ..> ..> 42%..>What type of sex are you?!created with QuizFarm.com..> ..> You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun. ..> A Slave To BDSM ..> ..> 98% Sex God ..> ..> 65% A Romantic ..> ..> 40%
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sex is my middle name, fighting fire is my game. thats so corny but you know what i dunt care. that best describes me. n e 1 wanna talk just hollar back
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have you ever really thought about it,I mean,just the word "sex"personally I don't even like the word but does not mean I do not enjoy it,sex/love makes people or breaks people.sex is just sex when said like this,a piece of ass,with no feelings or emotions involved.I Rather prefer the term of "making love" as opposed to sex.wouldnt you rather make love??? than just sex,so next time you hear someone use the word sex,stop and listen,and think and maybe you can find an more appropriate term than sex.
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Can you handle the truth about your sex life: 1.) EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? 2.) EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? 3.) EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? 4.) EVER CRY DURING SEX? 5.) DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? 6.) EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? 7.) EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? 8.) DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? 9.) EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? 10.) EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? 11.) EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? 13.) EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? 14.) EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? 15.) HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? 16.) WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRISING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? 18.) WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? Ok so what happened to number 19???? 20.) ARE YOU HORNY NOW? 21.) HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? 22.) DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? 23.) DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? 24.) EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? 25.) EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? 26.) TOYS, GOOD OR BAD? 27.) LINGERIE? WHERE HAVE YOU HAD
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You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com
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Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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Sex is evil, sex is a sin but sin is forgiven...put it in!!
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I recently went into a local chatroom for people all over my state. Some i became aquainted with and actually thought might have a friendship with. Im not against people having relationships online and actually meeting. honestly i did it be4 many times. now days i quit just giving the sex away. i am trying to wait till i meet the right person. i recently realized almost everyone who ims me in chatrooms all they want is sex. my question is does it matter to someone that they have family at home?
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A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply! Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth Having nice sex burnes 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Forepl
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1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Send in a message, if you dare.
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This one is awesome! A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.'' To which his wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexi
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Virgo You are shy at first, and because of that, it is hard for you to find lots of random sex partners. You are very intelligent and very into sex. You will only have sex with clean people, because you are afraid of getting an STD. You are also very kinky and imaginative in the sack. Your partners always have a hard time keeping up with you. Sex matches: Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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who likes sex i know i do, who would like to get it all the time if you could. i would. who picky. i am. this blog makes no sence at all.
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I've had a day like the past 7 years, bored. As I lay around waiting for something (I don't know what) to change, you call and ask to come over. I happily agree and jump in the shower to freshen up. Remember the last time we were together (with a smile on my face)I make sure my body is smooth, all cleaned out. You come into the house as if you do it everyday and push me against the wall with a long passionate kiss. Within minutes we head off to the bedroom and close the outside world behind us. You strip down as I light a candle then return to your body. It's a entertainment to me, to break up my daily routine. I explore your body with a burning desire to devour you. I slowly untangle the hair around your cock and balls not wanting to pull any. Your body smells are inviting me closer; your smiling down at me knowing what's to come. I ask you to lay on the bed where I can get to you better and you glide over and in position. I love the way your balls lay and I try to get my mouth un
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She hadnít expected it to turn out the way it did. At first it was just another night at home, but soon enough, it turned into much, much more. They had been dating for 9 months now. Jamie and Kyle spent 6 hours a night on the phone at first, and by now, they knew so much about each other, they thought there was nothing left to hide. The night started off with a few bottles of alcohol and a couple of friends over. Jamie had always found Kyleís best friend, Mike, very appealing, and tonight was no different. The small group of friends played drinking games, joked around, and laughed into the wee morning hours. The party had dwindled down to just Jamie, Kyle, and Mike. Not ready for bed, Mike sarcastically suggested they play scrabble, but to his surprise they were up for it! ďDrunk scrabble? Hell Yeah!Ē, Jamie was all about it! After the first few turns, Mike spelled out clit, Jamie followed suit and spelled cock, and the group continued with their now erotic scrabble game. As Jamie s
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Well I see how yall are, it looks like you only like to read about sex. Well I don't know nuthin bout sex. What is that SEX? some kind of foreign Language? Sex? Maybe some one will teach me this new language someday. sex hmmmmmmmmmm very interesting sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexexsexsexsexexexsexsexsexexsexsexsexsexsxsexsexex sexexsexsexxesexsexsexsexsexsexsexexsxsexexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex sexsexsexsexsexsexsexesexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexssexsexsexsexsexsex sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexssexsexsexsexsex sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsesexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexs
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brian was caught having sex! In the middle of the act, caught in the throes of passion in jail ... you've been caught by the town drunk! 'Where Will You be Caught Having Sex?' at QuizUniverse.com
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So I dont have much to say right now.. except that I miss my baby.. he's been gone way to long... and I am really really in the need of some loving.. he better come home soon or I will have to go find me someone to take care of my needs...(no I would never cheat on him- with a man that is )
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I love everything about sex. It makes all the worries in life seem so much less. Some say too much sex is a bad thing. Those are the ones who havent experienced good sex yet. For others too much sex is no such thing. Sex is so good at times you never want it to stop. In my mind it goes on and on and on. If you could pour the feeling into a bottle, I promise you would'nt spill a drop. Sometimes I get zoned out when having sex You know you're in the heat of the moment, As your body begins to sweat. What is it aobut these two bodies in conjunction as one. That some may say is bad, and I feel is a world of fun. Some like it fast, Like a roller coaster taking off and you hope it dont crash. Some like it slow, Like being in a boat with no engine all you can do is row. There's only one thing I think about during sex. And that hey baby what position next.
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AS PART OF MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION I AM GONNA ATTEMPT TO EDUCATE SOME OF THE MEN ON MY LIST ABOUT WOMEN...lol...NO THIS DOESNT REFER TO ALL OF YOU..BUT MAYBE U MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING TODAYS LESSON~ 8 DUMB ASS THINGS MEN BELIEVE ABOUT SEX.... True story~ I know one guy that told me women have to take a tampon out to pee....no joke....my friends 28 yr old brother asked her if a uterus was an organ or just an "empty space" where a baby could fit....my buddy Dan (who is 33 I might add) INSISTS that the G-spot and the clitoris is the same thing...LMFAO..sorry dan..apparently about 99% of men didnt pay attention in sex ed...so here we go.... 1. THE LONGER I KEEP AT IT, THE MORE SATISFIED SHE'LL BE. um..not necessarily. Some women like quickies and enjoy that...longer isnt necessarily better...which is probably good news for some of you..LMFAO 2. WOMEN NEVER WANT MEANINGLESS SEX. Sometimes chicks are just horny, like you!! lol...Please consider this a possibility. Most of us upfr
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You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God80%A Slave To BDSM70%A Romantic70%Virgin40%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
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1. Give head? Yup adore it 2. Size boobs? 44dd 3. fave sex position? doggie 4. kinkiest place you have ever done it? Victoria secret dressing room! 5.
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So i was thinking about sex and how it is all done. do u know?? lol thats a stupid question. neway i was asking a couple of people how they do it and i herd some stuff i never imagened hearing in my life. but it sounded pretty intresting. well anyway u have any idead of weird sex thatfeels great? let me kno on here or i have aim and my sn is imgunnatakeyaman!!!
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, orfamily pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are sea
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Imagine you could only engage in one sexual behavior for the rest of your life, one single sex act and no other. What would it be? In some ways, sex is like air. When you have an abundant supply, and easy access, it's the easiest thing in the world to take for granted. But if your supply gets suddenly cut off, it will make you stand up and take notice like nothing else. Metaphors aside, our sexual options are not usually completely cut off. There are many people who live their lives without having certain kinds of sex. Whether it's for religious, cultural, physical, monetary, emotional, or other reasons, we don't all have access to every kind of sex play. Those of us with greater access can forget this at times. This week's sex tip is meant to encourage you to stop taking sex for granted, and to think more creatively about the sex you have. The Most Powerful Sex Breathtaking Orgasms That Turn Sex Into a Spiritual Event www.BlowHerMindEveryTime.com Sex tips for Informa
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i want to find people who are interested in a no strings attached, open-ended sex fest. anyone, primarily females want to have sex then let me know. myangelgrl118@yahoo.com
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1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would like to have sex with? 2. Do they know it? 3. Have you had sex with anyone on you friendís list? 4. Do you like making love or having hott sex? 5. Have your ever had a 3 some? 6. What is your favorite position? 7. Do you want to have sex with the person who posted this? 8. Give or receive oral? 9. Kinky or sneaky? 10. Loud or quiet? 11. Ruff of soft? 12. Foreplay or not? 13. Do you like to bite or be bitten? 14. Spank or be spanked? 15. Condoms or not? 16. Masturbate or not? 17. Role-playing or not? 18. Are you brave enough to re-post this?
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You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM90%Sex God80%Virgin45%A Romantic40%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
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sex is not the key to happiness maybe for some people not for me you tell me i need sex so i won't be so bitchy i'll be bitchy if i want to i don't need sex i can be happy without it so what if i never have sex that don't make me a bad person i'll live my life the way i want to you just mind your own business i'll mind mine so what if i may never have sex that's my decision not yours i dont need it to be happy thats what friends are for just leave me alone i don't want to have sex i don't have to you can go have sex not me i don't need to my Melissa Dumler
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You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.Sex God100%A Slave To BDSM100%A Romantic40%Virgin10%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
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You scored as Lusty. Tsk tsk tsk goodness are you ever the perve! But nevertheless, you are amazing in bed. You always seem to want more, and leave your lover in the same boat.Lusty100%Passionate83%Rough71%Gentle17%What type of sex are you?!created with QuizFarm.com
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You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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If We Had Sex.... Don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). Don't be shy now!!!! 1. Would you let me be in control? 2. Would you pull MY hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10: 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. W
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First some stuff about the boys 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5.1 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. Some stuff on girls 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women
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Sexy Test How Old do I look [ ] 12 [ ] 13 [ ] 14 [ ] 15 [ ] 16 [ ] 17 [ ] 18 [ ] 22 [ ] 24 [ ] 25 [ ] 27 [ ] 29 [ ] 30 [ ] 32 [ ] 34 [ ] 35 [ ] 40 How good do I look 1-10 (1 ugly / 10 Hott) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Date me [ ] Hate me [ ] Sex my brains out [ ] Just be friends Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ]sure? Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] depends on where it is Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] pretty [ ] Sexy [ ] Cute [ ] Gorgeous Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] Talk [ ] Go out [ ] fuck [ ] all of the above Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] Just be fuck buddies Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes ( - ) [ ] No Are you going to repost this so I can answer for you? [ ] Yes [ ] Probably
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You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.Chains/Handcuffs92%Bondage92%Biting83%Whips83%Blind Folds25%Blood17%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com
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What kind of lover are you?BarbaricYou have a wild, fierce, and strong animal-like nature behind your lovemaking and that makes you very passionate. When you find the "one" you can give your whole heart to, you give that and then some! It's true that most people say there's no love behind that much fire but that's quite the opposite. You love who you're with and have no problem slamming them down on the sheets and showing them the time of their life! For this, your lover will respond back with the same animal nature and that will show you how much they love you back! For you, it's rough all the way and always very heated and intense!!!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
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hey everyone i wanted to ask all of u to rate me or whatever please if u do it ill do anything for whoever does it for me maybe if your close ill come over with my huge u know ow well i guess ill talk to u guys later c ya yours truly sexylover
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You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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HI all well this is my first blog here so I hope this is ok. What I an looking for is a lady or couple to have sex with on 6-23-24 I would like the women to be shaven an likes backdoor sex loves to swallow an loves her pussy eaten out. An would like to try DP. Well I hope this is ok Look me up on yahoo 360 rommen
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Doc: Name ??? Patient: Abu Dalah Sarafi Doc: Sex ? Patient: Four times a week Doc: No, no, no male or female ? Patient : Male, Female... sometimes camel... As if that was not enough..... A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi. "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said. Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat. "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up." Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to d
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Dr. Romello : Topic - Sex, when is the right time..? Category: Romance and Relationships TOPIC: "SEX, when is the right time to start having it (sex)..?" Each topic is told from my (Dr.Romello's) point of view... Might not be the way you'd do things, but your not writing the damn column, so shut it up.. hahahahaha Now, if you haven't read any of my columns (then your ass needs to be WHOOPED..haha), some of this you might not understand, because either your a RIF (Reading Is Fundamental.. hahaha) or because you don't understand the slang I use... BUT, i will try to make it as simple and basic as possible.. Ok.... The ultimate goal is to know when is the "RIGHT" time to have sex with your boyfriend/girlfriend, just started dating, or etc..etc SOooooo, when is the right time to start having sex with your bf/gf, or someone you just started dating, someone you just met, or even you just got married....???? hmmmmm Now, it's hard really to put a time table on thes
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What is your Sexual Obituary? At the height of pleasure, brian died while in the sack with their lover, The women's olympic hammer throw team.brian will be terribly missed by Posh spice. 'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at QuizUniverse.com
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Iím setting in my chair there is a knock at the door I yell come in and it is you I never seen you before or the other way around I get up I walk over to you and start kissing you drop to your knees and start to rub me through my pants every rub un zips my pants a little more un till you have worked my cock out of my pants you rub it and thin lick the shaft and then put it in your mouth then you start moving up and down on it slowly but with a tight grip I pull you up to your feet and move you over to my chair I turn it on it vibrates I rub thru your pants until I fill how hot I have made you I un facen them and start to work them down while I kiss you I tilt the chair you are now sitting like you are in a rocket ship I move to the other side of you and put my self back in to your mouth and thatís when I start to pull your legs apart I rub all the way around it while you are sucking my cock I lean in and touch you for the first time with my finger I slip it down on top of your clit and
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I have decided on some things today... god know how I managed to find the time to actually think today. But I did, and I think I came up with some stuff worth saying. Firstly, I figured I would come up with a definition of what I think making love to someone should be. The best I could come up with is... Lovemaking should be something shared by two people who really truly care about each other. It should also be shared frequently, because as far as I can tell, it serves to only strengthen the bond between the lovers, provided there is a bond in the first place, unless used excessively. (People that have sex just to have sex are fucking stupid, and should be shot. seriously. the only thing that will happen in a relationship like that is someone will get hurt.) And more a personal opinion than an all encompassing opinion, is that lovemaking should be an opportunity to do anything and everything you can to please your partner, because if you're willing to do some of the t
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You have a sexual IQ of 138 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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ladies would you rather have a man grab your hand and lead you to the bed lay you down and have them say i'm going to make sweet love to you or would you rather have a man pick youup throw you on the bed grab you by the hair and say i'm going to fuck the shit out of you?
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Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature. You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither! It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
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GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-PISCES J-AQUARIUS K-TAURUS L-SAGITARI
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sex Current mood: amused ahhhh the favorite subject of all man women and everyone else in the planet.....SEX..... Relatively we all talk bout it in forms and ways that we hide the reality in it.... Its funny cause most of us usually avoid the topic then not realizing that thats all we can only think about.. Our minds are preterve in senses that we can only respond to it as damn thats good or you fucking pervert... Its funny cause most of the time we end up talking bout it no matter what Sex is a beautiful thing, it was meant to be. But as we progress in todays society, we got the wrong misconception of what sex is... Sex was not meant as a sport, where we can just jump into bed with anyone becasue he or she is hot.. Sex is not a drug people and we tend to have that affect where we can't have enough. Sex was intended to reproduce and share the love for one another. But am i to judge. I have done this too and im one in the million stats that could and should say Sex i
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. . . .*shakes head*. . . Been way to long. . .clearly
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You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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I love everything about sex. It makes all the worries in life seem so much less. Some say too much sex is a bad thing. Those are the ones who havent experienced good sex yet. For others too much sex is no such thing. Sex is so good at times you never want it to stop. In my mind it goes on and on and on. If you could pour the feeling into a bottle, I promise you would'nt spill a drop. Soemtimes I get zoned out when having sex You know you're in the heat of the moment, As your body begins to sweat. What is it about these two bodies in conjunction as one. That some may say is bad, and I feel is a world of fun. Some like it fast, Like a roller coaster taking off and you hope it dont crash. Some like it slow, Like being in a boat with no engine all you can do is row. There's only one thing I think about during sex. And that my baby is what position is next. Ok no more poem, Time to have sex..... felt like being a little on the crazy side today..lol
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How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 100% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com
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If only I could stay home and have sex all day instead of having to work.... but in any case, I made the National Dean's List this year so I suppose it's a good thing I don't have sex all the time but damned if I could LOL One day I will be able to sit at home on my lil ass, smoke weed and have sex all day long and never have to worry about bills oooh such a fantasy
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I used to blog on myspace alot! This is a copy of one of my own blogs I hope you like it! Okay today I chose to talk about Orgasms. Probably because I have many things that rev my engine. I mean I have lots of friends who say they have never had an orgasm. WHAT!! HOW?? I mean it is so easy. Just let yourself go and enjoy someone ravishing your body taking time to explore your every curve. I firmly believe the art to a good orgasm is to know your own body. So as I am talking with my friends I just blurt out. "Do you masturbate?" And my friend gives me a disgusted look and says NO WAY! Orgasm: The peak of sexual excitement characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male. Also, called climax, a similar point of intensity of emotional excitement. Climax: The point of greatest intensity or force in an ascending series or p
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A whisper, a sigh A wink and a glance The glimpse of a thigh The thought of romance. She moves in a bit closer And dances just right He longs to hold her Long into the night. Heart beat quickens Eyes shine with lust His muscle thickens Anticipating a thrust. Heartbeats are frantic As clothes start to fall Each touch is electric They both shed it all. So naked she kneels His dick in her mouth A gasp when she feels His lips moving south Licking and sucking And moving together Grinding and moaning Their mutual pleasure She begs him to enter And give her his meat Quickly he helps her They regain their feet Swiftly he bends her Down over the bed Legs spread further He thrusts in his head He pushes in harder She squeezes it tight The moan of pleasure The sounds of delight The rhythm of loving The feel of the flesh Indescribable feeling As two bodies mesh Cum rips from his balls As he shoots his load. Her insides expand as She feels him explode.
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Well I'm beginning to wonder what this is. I hear about it but I think I'm a monk now celibate LOL Can't seem to find someone as a friend with benefits. I have been through the relationship idea and have gotten shit on a few times. Well now this is suppose to be my time to enjoy things but hell we still need sex. it has been so long. Well I even think there has to be a trust issue for this as well. For after all we are human.
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Ok for those in eastern Pa that are interested in a personal photo shoot..the added option of sexual intercourse is now available. Email me for further details!!! Hugs and Kisses Kelly
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How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 100% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com
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How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 100% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com
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How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 100% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com
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My best advice.. (keep in mind my space bar is fucked up) is have tons of sex and learn your partner... Honestly does it really matter if you or your girl fucks up a few times? First off, some women like it short, some like to go all night. with a girl you like/love you will not last as long as you want to about half the time... if she likes it for a long time... beat off first.. drink some alcohol then do it... take breaks during and drink some more. Because when you like a girl you know want to please them as much as you can. Also go with the moment,if she's giving you head and she slips the finger in your butt. you have 2 choices, you can either accept it knowing she/or you like/s it, (thats why she did it) and not tell your friends or you can flip out, its your choice. Women like sex? most of the time and women you NEED to understand our dicks will never be big enough and we will NEVER last long enough to satisfy us, if we do satisfy you, good but realize... Men can have 3 foot lo
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Martini! Your sex life mostly resembles a Martini. You are suave, sophisticated and just a little kinky. You have an active sex life, but you only recruit the best to be your sex partners. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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Martini! Your sex life mostly resembles a Martini. You are suave, sophisticated and just a little kinky. You have an active sex life, but you only recruit the best to be your sex partners. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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Sex has become on of the most discussed topics of modern times. The victorians pretended that it did not exist, moderns pretend that nothing else exists.
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Sex has become on of the most discussed topics of modern times. The victorians pretended that it did not exist, moderns pretend that nothing else exists.
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Sex has become on of the most discussed topics of modern times. The victorians pretended that it did not exist, moderns pretend that nothing else exists.
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The first kind of sex is called Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when You first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The second kind of sex is called Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been With your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have Sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The third kind of sex is called Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been With your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you Usually have sex only in your bedroom. The fourth kind of sex is called Hallway Sex. This is when you have been With your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway, You both say, "Screw you." The fifth kind of sex is called Religious Sex. This means you get nun in The morning, nun in the afternoon, and nun at night. The sixth kind of sex is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot Stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front Of everyone. And las
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You kiss me passionately as I open the door "I ask how bad do you want it" I pick you up; you wrap your arms around my shoulders and your legs around my waist "I ask how bad do you want it" As I put on top the counter and push your panties to the side "I ask how bad do you want it" As I slowly start to kiss you from side of your neck down to your center of your chest "I ask how bad do you want it" As I go down pass your belly button you let out a low purr "I ask how bad do you want it" I start to go back up you grab my **** and slide it inside "I ask how bad do you want it" You take your nails digging them, into my shoulders and let out a moan of anticipation "I ask how bad do you want it" You start tearing my shirt off I continue to carry you off into the bedroom "I ask how bad do you want it" You spin your body around and slam me on top of the bed "I ask how bad do you want it" As you slowly glide back and forth getting wetter
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yh wel sex is fukin great if you ask me leave your rating between 1 - 10 of on average how good your sex is? so what you waitin 4 ....
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do you still respect your date male or female if they want sex on the first date
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well i finaly had sex, and really its not as good as i thought it would be, but it could just be that we were both bad at it, lol i wouldnt dout it for a moment, but im sure ill have plenty more chances for to do it agen and agen and agen lol
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There is nothing wrong with a healthy sexual appetite in a young man or woman. Just as long as you play it safe!
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1. what's your first name? Shay 2. male or female? female 3. how old are you? 23 4. what country or state do you live in? California 5. would you say your straight, gay or bi? Straight 6. describe what you look like physically: I'm 5'4, dark brown Hair , Hazel eyes , BBW 7. ok now how many fingers? 3 8. if you haven't told us already girls, what's your breast size? 42DD 9. how big are your nipples, and are they pink or brown? my nipples are big, and they are pink. 10. what's your favorite part of your body? My eyes 11. what's your favorite body part on the other sex? I like too many things....guy has to have some major body karate going on...nice arms, nice chest, nice back, great ass and i love eyes, smile & hair too 12. what's your favorite place on your body to be kissed? neck....inside of wrist 13. do you have any special names 4 your privates or what do you call them? No I don't have a special name for any of them
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Hey, Baby Whatís Your Fantasy? ďWanna have some fun with some whip cream? Wanna do it all night, fulfill your wet dream? How bout in the hot tub, warm water? Do it on the beach, where itís even hotter? Baby we can do whatever you like, Keep it going strong all damn night, Donít tell me to pick, it ainít up to me, Cuz I asked you, whatís your fantasy?Ē
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Whats your sex style?Fierce Sex StyleStraight to it! No time for kissing and touching here... Maybe the heat of the moment...But always great! Leaving them wanting MORE EACH TIME!!!!!!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
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Let's face it...everyone has their own opinion of what they like and don't like in life. As an extension of that, sex for one person is not the same as sex for another. One thing that I can say is that no two experiences are the same. Regardless of how monotonous your encounters might have become, it's never an exact deja vu. Just as no two people are the same, no two thrusts or licks are the same. The key to finding what you enjoy is to stop hiding from your own feelings. How will you know what you like if you won't open yourself up to what you actually enjoy? SO many people keep their true self inside, and this is why so many people don't get the satisfaction they ultimately could. For example, let's take the case of one of my friends, D. He was the kind of guy who in college always took the opportunity to brag about how much he got and what not. IMO, that was the first sign that he wasn't happy with what he was getting. He complained that he could never find a girl who could
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sex Love is morbid and stressful Sex is humorous, kinky and easy. Sex is something upbeat Love is plummeting down. Love is larger than life Sex is life itself. Sex is like saving money Love is like spending money. Love is beating the bush Sex is coming to the point. Sex is exchanging energy Love is wasting it. Love is hell on earth Sex is heaven on earth. Love is sleepless nights Sex is sweet dreams. Sex is a torrid interlude Love is the chill of the wind. Love is a narcotic dependence Sex is detoxification. Love is Spartan and redundant Sex is simple and quintessential. Love is commitment and chastity Sex is friendship and reminiscene
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You have a sexual IQ of 160 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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...dunno, just heard this song and saw this graphic earlier today and I'd figure to be random and add the two together :) It works, sort of...I think.. thoughts on either? ;)
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BODY LANGUAGE DECODER! [(IN BED TOGETHER)]>PROBABLY MATURE!
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SUNDAY MORNING SEX... I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
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This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny organ. Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis. "No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."
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How Sex Starts Current mood: naughty A High leads to a hug, A Hug leads to a kiss, A Kiss leads to makeout, A makeout leads to finger, A finger leads to a hand, A hand leads to a lick, A lick leads to a suck, A suck leads to a fuck. So how many ppl are you gonna make smile after you heard this cuz, Sex is like math''''''''' U-add the Bed/ Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs leave the solution and prey you dont multiply
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If we Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?14. Would you want me to take my time? 15.How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21
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Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did
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You have a sexual IQ of 144 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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Have you ever noticed that sex is a very contraversal topic when it comes to things that either are or are not appropriate!!!! It pisses me off when people who aren't mature enough to handle the topic start the conversation!!!! I mean come on!!! Only those who are uneducated about sex in-general are the ones who are repulsed or un-nerved about the unconventional things that some or a good percent of the people like. For example: a man and a woman meet fall in love and have sex. Then if the women will allow it they will expariment to keep there sex life from becoming the same old boring routine!!! it perfectly natural that a women would want to try something differant then the man will, and each idea will do nothing but repulse the other until they hear something differant from another person that will make them intreaged..... Then, and only then will they try it. It is things like this that scare most people. When you give in to the one thing that you trully want and you find that
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Have you ever noticed that sex is a very contraversal topic when it comes to things that either are or are not appropriate!!!! It pisses me off when people who aren't mature enough to handle the topic start the conversation!!!! I mean come on!!! Only those who are uneducated about sex in-general are the ones who are repulsed or un-nerved about the unconventional things that some or a good percent of the people like. For example: a man and a woman meet fall in love and have sex. Then if the women will allow it they will expariment to keep there sex life from becoming the same old boring routine!!! it perfectly natural that a women would want to try something differant then the man will, and each idea will do nothing but repulse the other until they hear something differant from another person that will make them intreaged..... Then, and only then will they try it. It is things like this that scare most people. When you give in to the one thing that you trully want and you find that
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How can you live without sex in your life....... Sex in the morning Sex in the eveving Sex at night Every minute of the day Sex.......Sex........Sex Sex is great sex is bad Do it hard when you get mad Sex today Sex tommorow Sex everyday when you're in sorrow Sex on the bed Sex on the floor Have it everyday you will want more.
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If We Had Sex.... GAME (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out) DONT BE SCARED. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO REALLY WANTS TO DO YOU ! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you wisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me,or want me to go down on you,or both? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. Would u fall asleep when we were done? 16. Would u want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 18 Would u be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i liked you? 20. Woul
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You have a sexual IQ of 144 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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"Sex is like a card game...If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand... " :(
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Sex by Dwayne Gordon How can you live without sex in your life....... Sex in the morning Sex in the eveving Sex at night Every minute of the day Sex.......Sex........Sex Sex is great sex is bad Do it hard when you get mad Sex today Sex tommorow Sex everyday when you're in sorrow Sex on the bed Sex on the floor Have it everyday you will want more.
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We ran into the bedroom, jumping from each side, me from the right, you from the left to land with a thud on the bed, our bodies bouncing towards each other. I slipped my right arm underneath your neck, sliding down your back. You pushed your left arm under my arm pit as I lowered our bodies to lie on the bed. Your left arm slid under my right arm, down the small of my back, sliding to my ass, cupping me softly through your jeans. Wrapping our arms loosely around each others, I stared into your eyes. I leaned forward slowly, very slowly, my mouth forming a kissing. You glanced to my lips, forcing me to steal a glance at yours. Your tongue darted quickly out, licking your lips, the salvia glistening. Our heads moved closer, our lips touching softly. We hesitated, feeling the softness of the kiss. We stared into each others eyes. My eyes closed slowly, to match your. Puckering again, our lips pressed tighter, pressing against your. Repositioning, I opened my mouth slightly, your mouth fo
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Among the many topics explored by the philosophy of sexuality are procreation, contraception, celibacy, marriage, adultery, casual sex, flirting, prostitution, homosexuality, masturbation, seduction, rape, sexual harassment, sadomasochism, pornography, bestiality, and pedophilia. What do all these things have in common? All are related in various ways to the vast domain of human sexuality. That is, they are related, on the one hand, to the human desires and activities that involve the search for and attainment of sexual pleasure or satisfaction and, on the other hand, to the human desires and activities that involve the creation of new human beings. For it is a natural feature of human beings that certain sorts of behaviors and certain bodily organs are and can be employed either for pleasure or for reproduction, or for both. The philosophy of sexuality explores these topics both conceptually and normatively. Conceptual analysis is carried out in the philosophy of sexuality in order
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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. >============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. >============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. >============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! >============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. >============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemi
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You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com
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NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bisexual 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?No Answer 6. What is your pubic hair style?Landing strip, a little hair still there 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Thong 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Sort of tried to 9. What is your favorite position?Doggie style 10. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Yes, I sure have 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Yes, been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, an all out orgy 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Both watched ot
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NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?Over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given someone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?No Answer 6. What is your pubic hair style?Trimmed neatly 7. What kind of underwear do you wear?Boxer Briefs 8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos?Yes, taken them 9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area?Yes, a nude beach 10. Do you watch porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Yes, watched others, but never been watched 12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants?Over 8 inches 13. Have you ever expirimented with another man?No, I'm straight as can be 14. What is your favorite sexual position?Doggie style 15. Are you circumcised?Yes I am 16. What gets you off fastest?Blow job 17. How often do you masturbate?Whenever I can
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Sex in a boat = Oargasms Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms Sex with an accountant = Boregasms Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms Sex while broke = Poorgasms Sex with a lion = Roargasms Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms Sex on a golf course = Foregasms Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms Sex on the beach = Shoregasms Sex when you get an award = Honoga
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THIS SEX, IS SEX, HOW SEX, U SEX, KEEP SEX, A SEX, DUMB SEX, ASS SEX, BUSY SEX, 4 SEX, 20 SECONDS. NOW REREAD IT WITHOUT THE WORD SEX! LMAO SORRY COULDN'T RESIST.....LMAO
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when you date do the men or women you are dating think its easy to get you into bed the same night. I myself have tryed the same in year before i relized that women also want the same so sometimes i just wait for them to make their move then i just follow their lead.
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You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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Okay does anyone know why when i post a new pic it doesnt let my friends know? It used to before, what am I doing wrong?? Help me friends!!!! I need you now
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Sex is great I cann't wait. Take a bet what the heck. Lets kiss and thouch ouch thats ruff. Take it slow were alone I can moan. Let me lick it's not sick I love clit. In and out my my my round and round look at the time. Hot and tired pleased and wet do you hurt yet. You can cum oh what what fun. Now were done son of a gun we had fun. What the heck just a sec let me check. No ones home bring on the moans.
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im here to make new friends and well make real close a horny wamen.lol im Harold im 20 i like t please so if i can please you ladies name just name it ok. o i like to study talk and think of sex i like it rough but a the same time gentle ill always try every thing once to. well thats it for now ladies please comment
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The Teabagging The all time classic manoeuvre of tapping your cock on a chick's forehead whilst she is sucking on your balls, and uttering the timeless phrase "Who's your daddy?" The Houdini Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it. The Angry Dragon Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon. Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl's throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favourite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impre
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HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT SEX IN YOUR LIFE SEX IN THE MORNING SEX IN THE EVENING SEX AT NITE EVERY MINUTE OF THE DAY SEX... SEX... SEX.. SEX IS GREAT SEX IS BAD DO IT HARD WHEN YOU GET MAD... SEX TODAY SEX TOMORROW SEX EVERYDAY WHEN YOU'RE IN SORROW SEX ON THE BED SEX ON THE FLOOR HAVE IT EVERYDAY YOU WILL WANT MORE
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Crack! Pull. Bang! Boom! Burn me. Ahhh! Thatís it. Yank it. Hurt me. Mmmm. Harder. Faster. Rush. Not fast. High, Like a kite, On top of the mountain. Frigid airs, Rising above the white Cramp like dullness Ė Throbbing in your ear. Taste it. Rub it. Touch it. Ha! I now know whatís Going through the cum Slicked orgy called thoughts. Uhhh. Rush. Peace.
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I've had a day like the past 7 years, bored. As I lay around waiting for something (I don't know what) to change, you call and ask to come over. I happily agree and jump in the shower to freshen up. Remember the last time we were together (with a smile on my face)I make sure my body is smooth, all cleaned out. You come into the house as if you do it everyday and push me against the wall with a long passionate kiss. Within minutes we head off to the bedroom and close the outside world behind us. You strip down as I light a candle then return to your body. It's a entertainment to me, to break up my daily routine. I explore your body with a burning desire to devour you. I slowly untangle the hair around your cock and balls not wanting to pull any. Your body smells are inviting me closer; your smiling down at me knowing what's to come. I ask you to lay on the bed where I can get to you better and you glide over and in position. I love the way your balls lay and I try to get my mouth un
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WOW... Ok, this is the most random thing I've come across.... (in my brain) So, I was watching How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, right? Pretty good movie, if you're a chick... pretty funny, a touch of romantic. Great freaking movie right? So, then, ya know that part where they're at his parents house? And the shower scene when they have sex? They were falling in love by that point. Possibly "in love". It was cute, and romantic. It wasn't like some random fuck buddy she decided she "LOVED"... or just same booty call she got attached to. She was really falling for him. And him for her. How often do people start fucking someone and then later decide to date them? Or later decide they're in love? I mean, I know I'm hella guilty of it myself... but why don't people actually WAIT sometimes to have sex? Why don't people ever want sex to have meaning? To be romantic? I mean, i know it sounds kinda lame, but I really WANT that romantic, in love, happiness thing... PRIOR to sex. I want the fi
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You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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The mysterious taset! the romantical spirit pleaser even the pychopath are no waste! Around the world are many believers It's travel far and wild, touching the young and the old reminding them a life good and bad from generations to generations is like gold Those three English letters are suffecient for all the particals at time it's forbitten or convienent by the internationals and locals The powerful weapon of the devil. Sex; the preserve and precious gift of God Use by powerful men as evil Oh! Sex, the rapist cry..
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It's been said that the most powerful urge is to mate and procreate -- continuation of the species and all that. I believe that the most powerful and persistent *human* urge is true intimacy -- the ability to let down our defenses and simply share our existence with another human, who will accept us for what we are and where we are, and love us at that point. The drive to find this other person to share our being with (I think) surpasses our other needs once we get past the basics of food, shelter, and clothing. True intimacy -- absolute unconditional acceptance of another in every way -- will result in the kind of physical intimacy that *can* be expressed by sexual activity. The problem is that many people try to shortcut the necessary work of discovery and acceptance of the other person by jumping straight to the sexual intimacy. Without the effort of discovering what the other person is all about, the work of addressing one's own feelings during this process, and the dropping of
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You have a Sexual IQ of 109 You know a fair amount about sex, but you still have to learn a lot too. You are a clever person, so it wonít be hard to pick up on all of the lingo when you have a bit more experience. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
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The Alley We have just finished our early evening dinner and a few glasses of wine at a restaurant across town. Twilight is nearing. We walk past an alley on the way to our car. You pull me into the alley and forcefully pin me against the wall. I see desire, power, and a hint of darkness in your eyes; it sends chills through my body. You lean in and kiss my lips, gently at first, then nibble at them roughly. I wince at the pain as you press me harder into the wall. You take my breast in your hand and knead it, pinching the nipple and pulling at it. You moan hoarsely into my mouth as you assault my body with your hands Groping, pinching and massaging every inch that you can reach. I understand your desire and push myself into you, giving myself to your needs. You raise my dress to expose my bare, wet pussy. I am wearing no under garments at your request. Your hand glides across my clit and down my juicy lips. You insert two fingers and shove them into me over and over. Y
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Sexual dreams are not about sex exclusively. Often they are about how we perceive people and how we think others perceive us. To construct a framework for interpreting sexual dreams, it is important to identify who is with us in the dream and how we feel about the experiences being had while dreaming. Certain dreams are simply romantic. Boy and girl meet in the dream state and find themselves enjoying one another. This scenario commonly involves an attractive acquaintance and a generally pleasing environment. There is no violation of taboo, except for a sense that perhaps things are moving a little fast in the nocturnal relationship. Often, the dreamer has simply acted upon a desire for a relationship with a particular person. Other dreams begin to press on the boundaries of our taboos. These include dreams with sexual content the dreamer would consider inappropriate in waking, but participates in during the dream. These dreams can be very troubling. One can wake up feeling as th
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant. " George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. " Sharon Stone "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. " Jack Nicholson " Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin w
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There seems to be an all too common misconception of me. I AM NOT A WHORE! I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE RANDOM SEX WITH YOU! Glad that's out of the way... I know I have a very sexual side. I have that sexual side because I have been taken advantage of sexually since I was 6. Sex is all I know. If that's all you want from me then please, just leave me the hell alone. It's really really unbelievably hard for me to say no to people so please don't test me. I'm getting further down emotionally because no matter what I do I feel like all anyone wants from me is sex. I am not here for sex. I am here for friends. Period. Please, I beg you, if you are here for a hook-up, just leave me alone. I have a boyfriend. Lord knows why but he thinks all this drama and trouble is worth it. I don't want it to get messed up cuz someone pressures me and I feel like I can't say no. This is probably the only request I will make of you. Please listen to it. Torrencia
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Your bedís feeling a little too crowded. You kick out the dog. But itís still crowded. What gives? Itís time to examine your gut. Youíre getting older, your metabolismís slowing, your handles are growingÖ maybe your thighs jiggle and your hips shimmy when you shake your booty. All in all, you donít feel, well, sexy anymore. If youíve forgotten what the phrase ďfrisky devilĒ means, keep the Viagra at the docís office and make some of these easy changes to your health regimen (or just start a health regimen) to rev up your sex life. 1. OJís Not Just for Glove Weariní Vitamin Cís a perfect fit for boosting your pleasure. Popping a couple thousand milligrams a day will improve your blood flow (making for stiffer, longer erections for men and riper Tweety Birds for ladies); and this potent little antioxidant will also work hard to take down any free radicals that try to damage the cells in your private parts - Cís your own, personal sex brigade. 2. Couples Stretch Stretching
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Sex, Everyone but that guy upstairs wants it. That guy meaning my friend Skippy who seems to have lost his Sex drive completely or something. But how do you view Sex? I see it as Art. The art of sex is ever changing and so much more interesting the any other form of art, because how it turns out is all up to the two doing it, or more depends on how lucky you are, you know what I mean. It all depends on a balancing act of pleasure. I pleasure you, you pleasure me and it has to be constant. I don't understand people who can just have sex for a few minutes and be done or even just up to a couple of hours. When I talk Sex it last days. No stop to look around admire the view of the room just your partner. Sex is meant to be an escape from the norm, and the longer you make your vacation that better you'll feel. If you've never even thought about having sex for days, I feel bad for you, but there must be something wrong in my view at least. Marisa here making sex art and making it
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I went out to the bar last night and got trashed with some friends. It was my best buds birthday this week, so I had to treat him right and get him shitfaced. Ah, it was great!! But, why is it that when I don't want sex, the women are all over me? I mean, first it was a REALLY drunk chick..that's pretty standard, happens all the time. The girl who is completely transfixed by every word you say, no matter how mundane. She gets closer and closer, angling her head up for a kiss with every syllable, I could get drunk off the fumes. I quickly do a sidestep, and she falls face-first on the floor. Thats the signal for her girlfriends to come "rescue" her because she's too drunk. Good, I didn't want to deal with her anyway. Next off is the friend of the friend. The girl who I see every now and again and my friend's house, so she thinks that gives her the right to pretend she knows me. She loudly proclaims "I would NEVER sleep with you!!" randomly, without provocation. I swear, it gets t
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looking to have it with anyone interested in dangerous situations meaning having a chance on getting caught by someone or something and if you dont know how to have sex then dont bother emailing me it all says it in the name oh and if you haven't figured this out yet i am a little cocky
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What Kind Of Sex Should You Have?KinkyYou like whips, chains..... crazy stuff. You are creative with sex. Keep it going!!!!! I hope you have a partner as kinky as you, otherwise you wont be satisfied.Sex-Intimacy Quizzes
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How to suck cock like a pro Five Fellatio Tips Watch the teeth! The biggest mistake that novice fellatrixes make is scraping the penis with their teeth. Though some men may like this mix of pain and pleasure, most will not. Fact is, it's difficult to relax and enjoy the sensations if you're always worrying about your dick being bitten off during a blowjob. Tucking your teeth under your lips is one way to make sure you avoid this gotcha. Otherwise, just make sure to open wide and be careful. Your teeth and his skin just weren't meant to be together. ------------------------------------------------- Act like you like it It may seem simple, but if you act like you enjoy giving head, it will increase his pleasure greatly. Nothing's worse that getting a blow job from a reluctant or unwilling partner. Of course, the best way to do this is to swallow at the end, but even if you can't bring yourself to do that, a little enthusiasm will go a long way. Some ways to
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If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorro
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Okay. How many people are sick of getting a new comment only to see it's another photo of boobs followed by some saying like.. "HAVE A Freakin' frisky FRIDAY!!" I've come up with the solution! =D Here are a series of my (quickly made) custom day-of-the-week comment photos for people who for once, just aren't in the mood! Hahaha. Enjoy! (And no, I'm not religious.)
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Why do guys feel the need to fuck me, or other girls, then brag about it to their friends. Then dump u. I cant understand why they want to be mean after just making love. I don't think they even want to call it making love so they wont get attached. Are all guys like this? Maybe just cause Im young thats all the ones I ran across. I hope life gets better than this. Its just got to.
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If you don't repost this, you will be single until you're 45. [No joke] [Makeout] - You're taken [High] - You're confused [snortin smarties!] - You like someone but not sure how they feel about you [Naked] - You're taken and loving it [Drunk] - You're single and don't like it [Bloody Rose] - You're about to give up and hate life [Alcohol] - There's no point in liking the person you like [Weed] - You're just taking life as it comes [Boobs] - Your'e a ninja [Kissing] - You like someone and they like you but you're not going out [sex] - You're just looking for hook-ups. [Something good will happen to you at 11:00
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sex. Guys have you ever wondered if your woman really enjoyed the lovin' as much as she said she did? Ever wondered if that was a real orgasm, or did she fake it again? We're here to help. If your woman exhibits the more than 4 of the following, it's not just your imagination, you really are having lousy sex. 1. She's in a hurry to get it over and done with. No reason, she just wants it finished. 2. She doesn't even bother to take most of her clothes off. If the pants are gone, but she still has a hat, jacket and her purse on, and you're not having a quickie in the bathroom at McDonalds', you're in real trouble. 3. She's obviously thinking about something else. Not someone else, but something else, like the laundry. If you look at her, and she's studying her nails, making lists, or reading, you don't even want to know how deep a hole you're in. 4. She doesn't fake orgasms anymore. She knows you don't care. 5. She falls asleep before you finish. In all her snoring,
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so apparently im really fucking bored so im doing surveys...about sex...cause thats the only interesting thing to talk about lol The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: bothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: oppositeHow often do you like to have sex?: i like twice a dayIs sex a top priority for you?: not a top priorityDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: yeppHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: no strangersHow do you feel about one night stands?: not into themHow many one night stands have you had?: umm does it count if ive known them for a really long time?What's your favorite position?: depends on moodWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: not sureDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: dependsHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: nopeHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: a whileDo you get off first or do they?: eh evenDo
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SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell " "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!" QUIET SEX Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!" CONFOUNDED SEX A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood,
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Sex:There are I think many forms of sex.1st the passionate stress releiving quicky: This has been know to be a quick fix helping both to releive stress and tension. Now I know you woman may feel a bit short changed maybe! But if this is the case I would recommend talking about it and maybe recommend either some kind of dietary change or incourage your male partner to mastrerbate more often so the quicky is not over at penetration. I dunno but it is just a thought! I mean if you jog you increase your stamina so that is where that theory comes from. Personally its not a problem for me.2nd 1st date excitment sex: This is dangereous I mean depending on the excitement we guys can as you would say POP to quick. For me I feel this is because we forget even there is a enormeous sense of excitment we loose our patience and just go for it again in some cases short changing the woman. This sucks because then a man could and does at times feel inadiquite and then avoids the woman due to embarassme
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Men isnt it safe to say that we love sex?? But isnt it great how women try to use that againts us...especially if its just a new relationship or your fuck buddies because you can just go and find a new fuck buddy. Now I know that I am sounding pretty much like an arragont asshole but really im not...I just am mearly pointing out that we have more power than what they think ahhahahah
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Any ladies here like to phone fuck?
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The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so excited you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex . This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And last, but not least, the 7th
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Fact one: climaxing isn't that easy For most females, learning to climax is quite a difficult and time-consuming business. Nowadays, men tend to suggest to women that they should be able to reach orgasm very easily. The media Ė and that includes romantic novels and erotic films Ė often give the same impression. Yet our research shows that the average British female doesn't start having reliable orgasms until about two years after she first has sex with a man! However, there are many women who don't conform to this pattern: for instance, a lot of teenage girls learn to climax on their own - through masturbation - long before they ever go near a guy. But in general, the ability to 'come' has to be learned over a considerable period of time. So if you haven't managed it yet, don't be downhearted Ė as you almost certainly will get there. Some of our patients first 'rang the bell' when they were in their 40s! Fact two: almost any woman can 'come'
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the most common sexual position between couples today is doggie style. the man sits and begs for it while women roll over and plays dead
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sex is nike "just do it" dick is like gatorade " is it in u" pussy is like wendy's " tastes great even late" this text is like std it wont go away.
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You have a Sexual IQ of 159 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
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just imagine when you get home tonight the house is dark except for a lone candle flickering in a distant room. You go to turn on the light switch but a voice calls out from the darkness "don't". So you walk through the darkness toward the candle and the gentle voice. Once you enter the room, you notice our bed is covered in rose petals. Slowlu I emerge from the shadows,completely naked and obviously happy you have arrivedd. You look me up and down,smiling and enjoying what you see. I hold my arms wide open and you melt into me. We kiss and I slowly make my way down your neck removing your top and tossing across the room. Next I kneel Down and slowly remove your pants. You stand there in front of me in only your bra nad panties, I am really enjoying the view, but I need to see more. While kissing all over your body, I unclasp your bra and allow your beautiful breasts to fall free. Then I make my way down to your panties and with sl
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hey ladies i am looking for phone sex today if yuo can help leave me number nd we can talk
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If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms 2 make a tire, what would you call it? A fucken Goodyear! Sex is like playing Ęľspades.Ęľ If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told Little red riding hood lift your top so I can suck your tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fucken book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy! Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard. Send to 10 freaks in 30 mins. or you will have bad sex. You're it! This is the sexy train, if you receive this it means your fucken sexy if you get it back you're even sexier. Send 2 ten people or miss the train....... this shit is funny
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Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine.
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Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand.... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.
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ok why is it that a women can want it 24/7 and men are the ones that are to Tired or have a headache bla bla bla bla and Us women are not suppose to Bitch about it... but wow if the shoe is on the other foot it is a sin we are suppose to be troopers and please our men anyways... Pisses me off lol... though I would Share coming froma sexualy frustrated women I guess... hope every one had a great new year
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What do you like to do? Fuck. What is ur fav thing? Sex What are ur fav positions? Doggie Style. How many people have you been with? 4 How many people have you dated? 10 These are my stats what are yours?
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So Im not much of a blog guy but im frustrated My wife is Pregnant, yes Im excited! But shes got like no sex drive! Im confused arent pregnant chicks supposed to be HORNY?!? Once a month, thats it, Ive tried begging, Ive tried Not begging, Ive even tried Not asking at all. and just about Everything in between. Im confused, all my friends who have kids said when their wives were pregnant they couldnt give them enough. I dunno Im just pissed and venting is what blogs are for right. any way shes due in april and in her 3rd trimaster and since we found out its been once a month. It sucks even though she doesnt?!?
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TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
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Hmmm...another Explorer;) The Greatest King(s), Knight(s), Professionals, and Militant Warrior(s) fought for Greater causes...won their victory for a few reasons. They Loved a wife and she Honored them too. Oh come ON...Anything too fast is wasted energy. Actually, never truly satisfying...no authorized refunds...Sure! Healthy people are a(ware) of the healths in (slow) controlled exchanges. Sure! People with health in their life are never wrongfully diagnosed with any bs to contribute to corporate profits. All dis(ease)es are man-made. Come on! Normally, made in the USA or funded by the USA in a foreign country. Sure! Television is manipulating...there's a natural cure for everything but it starts with your private life... For every sexual exchange--you get the partner, partners, partners, and on and on--never-ending list for some...virtual relationships is a safe way; people are never afraid of the actual Love experience---people are afraid of the separation part--which ev
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Women need to understand that men and women view sex differently. With women sex is associated with emotions while with men it can be either emotional or just physical. Women tend to associate sex with love while men are able to either combine the two or keep them seperate. Women who are sexually free should not be considered ho's. The definition of a ho is someone who has sex for monetary gain. There are a lot of women who wait for a man to spend money and take them to expensive places before they give up the cooch. That is monetary gain. The cooch was given to women free of charge so why do a lot of women charge for it. Why give in to society's stigma and pressure saying that it is mandatory to wait at least three months before indulging? If a just wants sex from you then he will wait to get it and all that does is make you more upset because you had false hope of a relationship and you used all that time denying yourself and getting feelings for this person.It's your coocchie! Us
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Why is that guys can be so nice and do almost anything for you.... And when it cums to sex once they get the booty for the first time.... They start to act like an ass after that... Females don't act that way when they are in relationships we are the same person the whole time... I am so tired of guys being so fake and bragging all the time bout thing they have or have done... Us females just love to have fun and fuck.... So why do you guys act like that... If you men have an answer to this I would love to here... As for you females just keep it real and don't let no guys get you down... So holla at us.... This is Amber signing off.....
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Sex So some people may not want to read Ok So now that I warned everybody so if you are reading this you know I am going to be talking about sex. So yeah here it goes people no holding back anymore. Well it has been about four or five months now so it has been sometime. But I can deal with it I have gone for like seven months or longer so hey. I mean I miss have someone around to hang out with and relax with plus have sex but oh well. Things are still really good me . Well except for my job but I am working my ass off to get that change as soon as possible. I can'y wait until I can quit my job. Anyways moving on. I am getttting a car and I am going back to school. So yeah back to the sex thing. I have been hornier then I have ever been I mean my hormons are at a higher level then they were when I was 18. But the only problem is that I have become exremely picky with who I want to have sex with. I blame mt ex for that but oh well. I mean the last time I had sex I went for six hours
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So I have had sex on the mind like all the time. I can't stop thinking about it. I need some help to get my mind off sex
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A whisper, a sigh A wink and a glance The glimpse of a thigh The thought of romance. She moves in a bit closer And dances just right He longs to hold her Long into the night. Heart beat quickens Eyes shine with lust His muscle thickens Anticipating a thrust. Heartbeats are frantic As clothes start to fall Each touch is electric They both shed it all. So naked she kneels His dick in her mouth A gasp when she feels His lips moving south Licking and sucking And moving together Grinding and moaning Their mutual pleasure She begs him to enter And give her his meat Quickly he helps her They regain their feet Swiftly he bends her Down over the bed Legs spread further He thrusts in his head He pushes in harder She squeezes it tight The moan of pleasure The sounds of delight The rhythm of loving The feel of the flesh Indescribable feeling As two bodies mesh Cum rips from his balls As he shoots his load. Her insides expand as She feels him explode.
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Sex So some people may not want to read Ok So now that I warned everybody so if you are reading this you know I am going to be talking about sex. So yeah here it goes people no holding back anymore. Well it has been about four or five months now so it has been sometime. But I can deal with it I have gone for like seven months or longer so hey. I mean I miss have someone around to hang out with and relax with plus have sex but oh well. Things are still really good me . Well except for my job but I am working my ass off to get that change as soon as possible. I can'y wait until I can quit my job. Anyways moving on. I am getttting a car and I am going back to school. So yeah back to the sex thing. I have been hornier then I have ever been I mean my hormons are at a higher level then they were when I was 18. But the only problem is that I have become exremely picky with who I want to have sex with. I blame mt ex for that but oh well. I mean the last time I had sex I went for six hours
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Lingering in the moment, lost in your eyes, Content, I cherish the sweet surprise. Kissing tongues tangle, making me ache, No longer can I wait, for you to take. Laying back, I plead without words, As if hidden lips could somehow be heard, Raising hips high to greet your stare, Hoping to speak to some part of you aware. I Beckon please enter with no hesitation, Yet you stand firm, with no reservation, Taunting me, teasing me, grin on your face, Admiring how you've put me in place. Then suddenly, you grant relief, Knowing now I must have peace. Penetrating with your pride, Charging, you thrust deep inside. Planting feet upon your chest, To brace us both, I do my best, Not to scream loud like before, When places reached cut to the core. Wondering if you're hurting me, You ease mo-men-tar-ily, Slowing, then come "please-don't-stop" pleas, Whimpering I'm at your mercy. Back in our entrancing dance, I catch your e
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Why is it that most men i am running into on here are only after sex? I am not that kinda girl, I don1't sleep around. I am just a single mom trying to see what i can find for an honest man that is going to treat me with respect. I keep finding the ones who just want a one time thing or a friends with benifits. Sorry guys I am not like that so if that is what your after forget it. I am willing to be just friends with people just if your only going to come at me for sex forget it.
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1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you date me? 21. Would you do it today? 23. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?
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1. Dont assume that a guy can get hard on command, their not flipping a damn switch okay. Getting him hard is your job so figure it out. Itís not rocket science. 2. Dont think that kissing needs to be all sweet & romantic all the time. Yeah pecks are cute, but i mean come one a little roughness never killed anyone. 3. Dont leave him responsible for your orgasm. If you know what you want, tell him! If you dont your gonna be the one pissed when heís done & half asleep and ur still horney. 4. Dont expect to cuddle after sex, men & women are wired differently okay. Women wanna talk and bond & men want to sleep. If anything spoon with the tip of his (blank) in ur but. Thatíll help kick up round 2. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isnít unreasonable, but when itís time to actually sleep? An arm draped over you should suffice. 6. Dont expect him to be nice and romantic ALL the time, its okay now
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i need laid and thats all not a friend not a boyfriend just sex!!! y is that so hard? i just don't get y everything has to so complicated!! help me help u!!
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A whisper, a sigh A wink and a glance The glimpse of a thigh The thought of romance. She moves in a bit closer And dances just right He longs to hold her Long into the night. Heart beat quickens Eyes shine with lust His muscle thickens Anticipating a thrust. Heartbeats are frantic As clothes start to fall Each touch is electric They both shed it all. So naked she kneels His dick in her mouth A gasp when she feels His lips moving south Licking and sucking And moving together Grinding and moaning Their mutual pleasure She begs him to enter And give her his meat Quickly he helps her They regain their feet Swiftly he bends her Down over the bed Legs spread further He thrusts in his head He pushes in harder She squeezes it tight The moan of pleasure The sounds of delight The rhythm of loving The feel of the flesh Indescribable feeling As two bodies mesh Cum rips from his balls As he shoots his load. Her insides expand as She feels him explode.
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Whats your sex style?Romantic Sex StyleYou like to take it slow, lots of kissing and touching. Just like in a Chick flick... takes the girls away! At best when you are in love with your sex partner, and if not...they will be!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
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He caresses my skin with his silky hands As they run over my breasts I feel a surge of energy burst through me He kisses my lips and gently nibbles my bottom lip As the bed starts to move my heart beats faster He sits there as I continue to ride him I grab the back of his head and run my fingers through his hair He lets out a moan as I continue to pick up the pace I suddenly slow down and change direction His eyes grow bigger as his lust strengthens He grabs me by the hips and throws me to the other side of the bed He is now panting as he thrusts I grab the sheets and twist them in my fists I throw the remaining pillows to the floor We both let out what has been trying to escape And itís over He lays down on top of me and kisses me He tells me he loves me as he strokes my face We lay there, together.
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Look deep in my eyes and get hypnotized in a trance like love to get between your thighs. I'll hit it like a dog we'll go all night long to the early morn. Hold up wait a sec. We got to switch our position cuz this mission aint doin nothin for piston. Listen too the noise we make neighbor's be thinkin it's an earthquake.
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SEX I think of my secret lover When I go to bed at night All warm,cosy and undercover And out of any others sight I touch myself, till I moan Thinking of the secret I know Fingers slick, stroking,groan Reaching release and all aglow No one else knows but you and I Even tho distance keeps us apart And that we may neever meet, sigh Knowing what we share is a start I snuggle down,under my bed cover Thinking of our next roundeavous Till then my secret cyber lover I wonder what we will next do?
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Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8. Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would
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Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex? A. They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
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Mission for a missionary Missionary quite contrary How does your garden grow A sixty niner is always finer Come on lets go, dont be slow Diggy doggy, bend over And i'll do you, real slow, no really slow We both stand up you pretend Youre looking over my shoulder For a four leaf clover We both pretend that we dont know We sit up and face each other We'll just sit till the cows come home I'll lie on my back, you pretend your at the track You saddle me like you would a colt Ill just lie there try not to bolt Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex
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MADE YOU LOOK! But while you're here.. I like to have fun. I do have a real dirty mind. People who have known me for awhile and know me well know that I can be worse then a guy at being a prevert lol but.......that DOES NOT mean I sleep around or will sleep with you. Just because I talk to you about sex (not cybering) or make jokes or whatever does not mean I want to play with you or fuck you. Oh wow I have tit pics. Whoopeeeee. that don't mean a thing. Tits are tits. Doesn't mean I'm showin the kitty, too. There just had to make it VERY clear that... NO I don't want your yahoo NO you can't have mine. NO I do not want to watch you on cam NO I don't want to show you on cam NO I will not "cyber" with you. Does that clear it up for you fellas? :D oh btw...no offense to any bi/lesbian chicks...but I'm straight. Sorry to destroy some of you guy's dream lmfao But no sorry ladies I only like men. It's just as flattering when the chicks hit on me as the guys I just pref
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1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5.Would you have sex with me? 6.Lights on or off? 7.Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15. Do you think I would be good in bed? 16.Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 18.Can we take pictures of the act? 19.How long would we have sex? 20.Would you tell your friends about me? 21.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT "Naughty Application"
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30 year old very good in bed lets hook u if u can handle me
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Roll me over gently caress my back and legs your touch will send me closer and closer to the edge. Touch my horny body, do with me what you please linger with your appetite, OH, so good to tease. I long to feel you fuck me, but first you must explore with fingers deep inside me I'll be your dirty whore. I want to make you feel good my mouth belongs to you I want to suck your cock and ass, your balls and nipples too. Orgasms building quickly My body's all a shudder, Oh my God, that was wonderful, Now, Could you get me some water!?
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Red luscious lips, meaningful quips. A lustful stare, a heavenly pair. Stockinged thighs, "take me" eyes. Hand on the knee, breathe rapidly. Legs begin to part, a quickening heart. A petalled rose, falling clothes. Starts to loose, the emotional juice. Going mad, want it bad. Grinding loins, pumping groins. Very hot, hits the spot. Scream aloud, muscles proud. A soulful moan, the seed is sown. Passions met, cooling sweat. Slowing 'beat, tangled feet. Warm and cosy, feeling dozy. Out of steam, a sweet dream.
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A cock and a cunt going in, pulling out gasping, sweating, crying for mercy. What dreams are made of, what wars are fought for, what poems are about, why porn flicks are rented.
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Sex She giggled and smiles knowing how it would be, She knew what she wanted, a matter of time you see, She dressed with care; she fixed up her hair, She bathed, and she preened, She made her self-clean, Selecting a dress it showed her at her best, Her new lingerie gave her desire away, The fire deep inside, Made her pussy wet and slide, This was her night; this was in for the kill, She squeezed her hard nipples feeling the thrill. When she walked heads always turned, When she talked in her low, sweet sexy voice, Ears moved to listen, Her eyes were like magnets, attracting all in her sight, She wanted a cock between her tight thighs tonight, Nameless, faceless men, all moved into her space, Gazing at the pure beauty of this glamorous face. A dark man, with skin the colour of night Caught her attention, this beautiful sight, She lifted her glass; she dipped her tongue in, Sipping it slowly, caressing the rim, Slowly her hand followed her curves, W
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I feel your fingers as they slip inside They rip my panties pulling them to the side I lean in to kiss you my tongue sucking yours My hand on your cock As we fall to the floor Our bodies as one as my legs slowly spread My pussy lips begin to tingle as they kiss your cock head Your body is warm Your muscles are tight I want nothing more Then to be your whore tonight Your cock fucks into me My back gently arches I kiss you harder and fuck you Mmmm fuck you in the darkness The floor is cold My body is hot My pussy wants all Wants all that you got You pound into me Your cock forcing its way My pussy sucks up your shaft It's wanting to play Harder and deeper Your cock bangs my womb I look up into the darkness To see a spinning room I groan and I scream You growl and you moan Fucking and pounding Sending me to that zone Yes baby, that's it I shudder and shake Your cock rocks my pussy Like an erotic earthquake Yes Yes Yes, don't qu
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Rosy lips, arching neck, Ripe breasts, smooth navel, Swollen clit, deep wet tunnel of arousal. Hard chest, aching pulsating groin, Erect soldier of sex Thrusting, moaning, Clutching skin, buttocks... everywhere. Kissing, clinging, Rising to orgasm... Climaxing
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Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8. Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would
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Sexual dreams are not about sex exclusively. Often they are about how we perceive people and how we think others perceive us. To construct a framework for interpreting sexual dreams, it is important to identify who is with us in the dream and how we feel about the experiences being had while dreaming. Certain dreams are simply romantic. Boy and girl meet in the dream state and find themselves enjoying one another. This scenario commonly involves an attractive acquaintance and a generally pleasing environment. There is no violation of taboo, except for a sense that perhaps things are moving a little fast in the nocturnal relationship. Often, the dreamer has simply acted upon a desire for a relationship with a particular person. Other dreams begin to press on the boundaries of our taboos. These include dreams with sexual content the dreamer would consider inappropriate in waking, but participates in during the dream. These dreams can be very troubling. One can wake up feeling as th
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sex This is hilarious! 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6.. The more sex you have, the more you will be off
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if we................???????????? Body: Body: sex,sex,sex If we had sex"....... If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). SEND REPLY IN AN EMAIL 1. Would you be in control? . 2. Would you whisper in my ear? 3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 4. Would you say my name? 5. Would you go down on me? 6 . Would you let me give you a hickie? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you want me to take my time? 13. Would you want me to go fast or slow? . 14. Where would you wanna "do it"? 15. Would you be loud or quiet? 16. Would you mind if i liked y
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The Politics of Fucking aka 50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex. 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfort
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Well Kinda. I was originally going to write a blog containing recipes for foods that contain the word "Sex" in the title. Things such as "Sex on the beach" (I will have to write a post sometime on how to keep sand out of your hoohoo when having sex on the beach but that's a post for another day)"Sex in a pan" and "Better than Sex cake" were on the list of recipes. Then I ran into a snag... You see even with more than 400 cookbooks in the house I don't have a single recipe for "Sex on the Beach". Off to a search engine I go. Once there I type in "sex on the beach" click the enter button and VIOLA... 473 million pages of pictures of people having sex on the beach. That wasn't QUITE what I was looking for... Try this again. Type in "recipe for sex on the beach" and get back significantly fewer responses but nary a one of them is a recipe for the DRINK "Sex on the Beach" Now I must admit that in my search I DID find some interesting products related to sex... There are drawer p
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A man can sleep around >>no questions asked ! But if a woman makes 19 or 20 mistakes >>she is a Tramp !
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So I'm reading a mumm about sex on a first date. Does it really matter which date it is on? Not like prudish college twats actually think the guy will stick around for longer than 3 dates anyways, and decided to propose on a 4th one. Who are people really kiddin? If I want sex, I'll get it. I never really cared about what some guy thought about me, and always got respect even after we did it on a first date. I guess its a Eastern European thing-shitty life made people view sex on a more carnal level than romantic, hence sex on a first date wasn't a biggie in Russia. In fact, it was sorta given that you get laid the same day. My 2 fuckin cents.
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1. How old are you? 38 2. What is your sexual orientation? str8 3. Have you ever given someone oral sex? LOVE it 4. Have you ever received oral sex? Yes.. and I luv it 5. How many sexual partners have you had? not sure 6. What is your pubic hair style? shaved 7. What is your choice of underwear style? none 8. Have you ever had anal sex? sex 9. What is your favorite position? any 10. How often do you masturbate? all the time 11. Have you ever kissed a girl? yes 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl? Yes 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos? . yes. 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once? yes 15. Have you watched porn? of course 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area? not yet 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex? yes 18. Spit or swallow? yes 19. Have you ever had an orgasm? yes 20. Do you own any sex toys? yes Report as NSFW (Not
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Is loving yourself considered having gay sex??...........:P..........Lmao
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Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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im single and tryin 2 get laid all ready so ladies send a ninja some drinks and get me all liquored up, and hit me up on da low on da late night tip
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THIS ONE IS FUN Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you... Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated. -Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else. -Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex (one night stand). -Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked. -Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month. [At least not romantic or passionately.] -Add 2 if you have never masturbated. -Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn. -Subtract 5 if you have made y
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The simple act of putting a penis inside of a vagina. Yet it cums down to so much more. A bond, a connection, a desire, a need...it's the driving force of life. Those who aren't getting it can think of little else, those who do get it take it for granted. It's funny how such an act can relieve so much stress and frustration. It isn't hard to get laid, everyone wants it at one time or another...it's just a matter of meeting gaze of someone who is willing, making desire known, and having the courage to step out of your comfort zone for one minute. Yet, those who don't get it shy back, try too hard at the wrong moments, become awkward and ruin their chances without even realizing it. Those who get it all the time are more comfortable, more relaxed, getting laid is always easier when you know you can get it any time you wish. Sex is fun, sex is easy, sex is power.
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the good start would be at your ears. gently kissing them. working my way to the neck to lick and kiss it. then down slowly to u'r breasts. licking, kissing, sucking the nipples one by one. Gently nibbling them and pulling them with my mouth. Then slowly, making my way down your stomach to the belly button, lingering there to tease you by licking around the edge. Finally getting to that sweet pussy. licking gently around the edge of the lips. kissing the clit, and slowly taking it in my mouth to roll it on my tongue ring while i suck it. As I let go of your clit long enough to suck the outer lips then slowly slide my tongue deep inside your pussy and tongue-fuck the hole. Reaching deep inside and finding that spot to make you gush forth your juices all over my tongue. It would be a never ending cycle...from pussy hole, to lips, to clit, and back to the pussy hole....fucking you with my tongue as I reach under your sexy ass and slide two fingers deep up inside your asshole. I'd
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Interested in meeting a Woman In the bedroom, what types of activities interest you? Straight sex Giving oral sex Receiving oral sex Candle wax Threesomes Mutual masturbation Making home movies Taking pictures In the bedroom, what types of activities are OFF LIMITS to you? Water sports Rimming Fetishes Cross dressing Handcuffs Latex What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner? Sexual experience Physical attraction Same/similar fetishes Experience in a certain (top/bottom; master/slave) Ability to be discreet Open to menage a trois and/or orgies Sexual appetite Willingness to freely discuss and try anything Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship Creativity/Kinkiness level Have you ever videotaped or taken pictures during a sexual encounter? I've been in a few naughty pictures Is it true that size matters? As long as it works, I'm happy What are yo
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Oddly enough my wife April is Bi and we are actually looking for Bi females ages 19-32 for a threesome(No couples please) so if there are any ladies out there in Tennessee that would be interested then hit me up and i will give my phone number upon request!
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"Tea bagging" is a slang term for when a person stimulates a man's testicles with her or his mouth. Some people use "tea bagging" to refer to the act of lowering one's scrotum into another person's mouth. Compared to sexual intercourse, oral contact with the testicles is relatively low-risk, safer sex. Most people are likely to do it without protection. However, because some sexually transmitted infections, like herpes or HPV, can be spread through skin-to-skin contact, it is possible that someone might further reduce the risk by using a Glydeģ dam or plastic wrap for this kind of oral sex play. www.4yourwickeddesires.com
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Saturday, August 02, 2008 eyelashes every inch is one step closer to your destiny your door is alot easier to break into than you think,theres no lock that can keep me out;by hook or by crook i will enter.i stand and gaze at you for awhile,taking in all the flood of memories as they rush into my mind.the overwhelming flow of negative emotion is empowering,for i know in this moment that my actions will finally put it all to rest.so i casually stride over,and gently kiss your forehead.admiring the delicacy of my advantage.i raise the mallet above me,then suddenly bring it down full force,and mid swing i scream,awakening you a split second before your face caves in,bone crunching and ricocheting off the satin pillows.the look in your eyes was delicious,and i savor it alwaysand forever. 2:39 AM - 1 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove in no apparent order Current mood: aggravated so,theres this guy joey-disgusting fucking pig.i keep asking f
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How often do you play with yourself? Every day Which hand do you use? Both Are you a switch hitter? hmm Does anybody really need to hear that? Nah What is your biggest vice? I like to...damn, phone Have you ever thought about raping someone else? Yes What if I showed you a source which says that rape fantasies are healthy? I believe it What do you consider your most traumatic moment from your childhood? Almost getting killed, seeing rents have sex every night, etc What did you do to overcome that event, if there was one? a) I esccaped b) I pretended they were fighting Do you prefer to sleep clothed or naked? Depends...yes, in my Depends What are you wearing right now? An oversized plaid shirt Do you have to write notes to yourself to remember stuff? No. I just forget it Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? husband How many people have you had sex with? 6 I think Were you drunk on any of those occasions? No What time do you usually go to bed each night? 11am Scaries
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Sarah, 24, suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome ORGASMS: Sarah By Matthew Acton, 04/11/2007 PRETTY Sarah Carmen is a 200-a-day orgasm girl who gets good, good, GOOD vibrations from almost anything. The rumble of a train on the tracks, the purr of a hairdryer, the rhythmic drone of a photo-copier are all enough to make her go oh oh oh, ahhhhh. She had FIVE orgasms during our 40-minute interview. But I can't take the creditóit was just talking about her sex life that set her off. Sarah, 24, suffers from Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome (PSAS), which increases blood flow to the sex organs. She said: "Sometimes I have so much sex to try to calm myself down I get bored of it. And men I sleep with don't seem to make as much effort because I climax so easily." As she chatted, Sarah became increasingly flustered. "Sorry, you'll have to excuse me for a minute. I'll be with you in a sec," she mumbled before letting out a long sigh. Sarah, from
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Nickelback S.E.X. Lyrics: [Verse 1] No is a dirty word, Never gonna say it first, No is just a thought that never crosses my mind. Maybe in the parking lot, Better bring your friend along, Better off together than just one at a time. [Chorus] S is for the simple need. E is for the ecstasy. X is just to mark the spot, Because that's the one you really want. (Yes!) Sex is always the answer, it's never a question, 'Cause the answer's yes, oh the answers (Yes) Not just a suggestion, if you ask a question, Then it's always yes. Yeeaah! [Verse 2:] I'm loving what you wanna wear, Wonder what's up under there? Wonder if I'll ever have it under my tongue? I love to try to set you free, I love you all over me. Love hearin' the sound you make the second you're done. [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/valJ ] [Chorus] S is for the simple need. E is for the ecstasy. X is just to mark the spot, Because that's the one you really
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I need sex. I don't mean the hearts & flowers kind either. I mean, pull my hair, spank my ass & leave bite marks sex. The kind where I can't walk for a day or two. I think there might be something wrong with me that I think like that. Most females I know want love & tenderness. I want the kind of animal sex where you actually meld with the other person & are not even completely you for a while. Do I need therapy? Maybe that is all I need.
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So, I was talking with a sweet friend earlier and she was saying she wished she had been born a boy......personally I think she would've looked silly........and she has no idea what it would be like to be walking round all day with a pair of sweaty bollocks between her legs..............um, well I don't think she has..........although there was speculation about an old man's hairy arse :-s A little observation made by Joe Jackson about sexual politics........as I understand them today.

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