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Sex On The Beach, Not Just A Drink Anymore
A young man around 25 named Tom was walking along the beach when he noticed a very beautiful women suning herself a little ways from where he was standing. He never saw anything as beautful as her in his live, nowing she had to be older then her he continued to walk knowing there was no way she would stop him. As he past her she looked up and start checking out this young man,being alone she stopped him told him her name was Alison and she was very lonely and and a little bored, he said his name was Tom and it was a pleasure to meet her,they started talking and he couldnt help but stare at her beautiful body that he just starting to get hard just looking at her. She couldnt help but look down and noticed his enlarging cock,she was horny herself but didnt want to show it knowing that her being 39 might scare this hot young man away,but after a while she couldnt take it much long and leaned over and told Tom that she would love to see his enlarged cock, Tom only being 25 didnt want to le
Sex Of Baby.....
WELL, I HAD MY FETAL ULTRASOUND THIS AFTERNOON... THE TECH TOLD US THAT NOTHING IS DEFINATE AND NOT TO GO AND BUY CERTAIN COLORS OR CLOTHING WITHOUT KEEPING THE RECEIPTS... AFTER HE STARTED THE EXAM, HE POINTED OUT 3 LITTLE WHITE LINES AND SAID THAT WE ARE DEFINATELY HAVING A GIRL!!! KIND OF FUNNY SINCE HE SAID THAT NOTHING IS DEFINATE!!! ANYWAY, COME JUNE, WE WILL HAVE A BOY AND GIRL!!! GOOD THING SINCE WE AREN'T PLANNING ON HAVING ANY MORE CHILDREN!! WILL POST MORE LATER... THANKS FOR READING!!!
Sex Offender
hey all this is something to take very serious theres this guy that goes into the washington room on yahoo and he was saying how he had some kind of syndrome and stuff well after a whyile we found out that he is a sex offender his name is Mark Messner if anybody that goes into yahoo and they see this person iggy do not talk to it he seems nice but don;t talk to him
Sex On The Beach? Thats My Drink
You Are Sex On the Beach When comes to drinking, you like it to go down smooth. You really don't like the taste of alcohol - just its effect on you. So, you're proud to get drunk on fruity, girly drinks. Because once you're liquored up, the fun begins! What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
Sex On The Beach
Sex Or Love Addict?
just answer the questions on my comment box..put number down then y or n 1.) Have you ever tried to control how much sex to have or how often you would see someone? Yes [ ] No [ ] 2.) Do you find yourself unable to stop seeing a specific person even though you know that seeing this person is destructive to you? Yes [ ] No [ ] 3.) Do you feel that you don't want anyone to know about your sexual or romantic activities? Yes [ ] No [ ] 4.) Do you get "high" from sex and/or romance? Yes [ ] No [ ] 5.) Have you had sex at inappropriate times, in inappropriate places, and/or with inappropriate people? Yes [ ] No [ ] 6.) Do you make promises to yourself concerning your sexual or romantic behavior that you find you cannot follow? Yes [ ] No [ ] 7.) Have you had or do you have sex with someone you don't (didn't) want to have sex with? Yes [ ] No [ ] 8.) Do you believe that sex and/or a relationship will make your life bearable? Yes [ ] No [ ] 9.) Have yo
Sex Offenders Report!!!!
EVERYONES ATTENTION PLEASETHIS COULD BE VERY IMPORTANT TO YOU               We all hear it over and over again and shall I just make something clear to all!!! For all the kids on theses sites need to know this as well!!! Alot of adultts try to scare everyone about online perverts and preditors!!! Is there many like this online? Yes and no!!!                The yes part to this is that they are because all you get is these guys and girls that wishes to cyber sex with one another!!! Most of these preditors are not from the United States but claime they are and or say they may be here soon!!! Then you have the ones from the United Sates that do this and wish to meet soon as well as try very heard!!! Most of there coversatons are about sex and they may promise to mary you and take care of you if you alow them to meet you!!!! Some of these preditors even use your profile with the name of town and state you live in to find you!!!! What to do about this? Dont show your town and or state if yo
Sex On The Beach
I spread the blanket out carefully knowing that the sand will soon engulf it anyways... I sit with my sex on the beach in hand carefully not to spill any.. I pat the spot next to me inviting you to sit... You oblige and sit quickly... I take a deep breath the air smells of the salt water but the breeze against my bare arms and legs feels like gental silk hands massaging me... Um I dont know if it is the drinks or the look in your eyes that has my cunt dripping wet... I rub my thighs together just a bit... I whisper in your ear "I need you... Touch me" You take my almost empty glass and down what is left and throw it to the side into the sand... You wrap your arm around my waist and press your chest against mine. We are so close and I can smell the liquor on your breath, I go to kiss your lips but you turn your head and move to my neck.. you nuzzle me and slowly slide the straps down on my tank top... revealing my flesh.. Goose bumps invade my whole body as my breasts are revealed and
Sex On The Job???
Sex on the Job Or With Some One You Work With !!!! This is a spin-off of the Corrections Officer thread where a few folks talked about Inmates having sex with the Prision Guards. ??? So the question is ??? 1) Have you ever had sex while on the job either on or off the clock? Or Have you ever had sex with some one you worked with at the same time phase ? ( while both of you are still presently work for the same company, office etc.) 2) How was the work relationship afterwords, did having sex with that person you worked with change for a better or worst? 3) Did any of your other co-wokers find out about it and how did they response to you and treated you from there on? 4) Did management find out you had sex with another co-worker and what did they have to say (or) how were you treated from that point on, did you get repramanded for you actions or lost you job? ***If not would you have sex on the job or with so
Sex On The Beach
He opens the door and holds his hand out to help her out of the truck. She graciously excepts and says thank you as she gets out of the truck. He wears a pair of black khakis a white long sleeve dress shirt underneath a grey lightweight sweater. He smiles as he watches her staring at her outfit; an ankle length lilac colored sundress with matching jacket, black highheels and a pearl choker necklace. He closes the door behind her and grabs the picnic basket then offers her his arm, they walk down to the enclosed gazebo that sits by the beach. The gazebo has a table that seats 2, a brick grill, a wicker loveseat with cushions, an endtable with a radio. They walk in and she sits on the loveseat while he starts unpacking the picnic basket setting out the plates, glasses, and food. He turns the grill on to get it hot enough to make bbq ribs, and he then turns the radio on to soft music. He sits next to her admiring how beautiful she is and wondering what he is thinking she blushes and smile
Sex Offender Awareness
custom magnet at SupportOurRibbons.com My wife Nightshade2526 made this for Awareness for all kids. Feel free to use this pic on ur profile For the Awareness of these sick'os
Sexology 101-my First Story
http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=278955 Well today I helped co-write my first literotica story. with my wife kiss. www.cherrytap.com/kissmygrits Check it out if you enjoy well written adult literature. We have named this one "sexology 101" we intend on creating an entire series out of this, based around a couple that learns new experiences sexually with each other. Let us know what you think!! We would love to hear from you Lata Word Man
Sex Or A Relationship?
THere are many people out there that are looking for no strings attached sex. Which is great for somepeople. But if I had to choose sex/one night stand or a relationship. I would choose a relationship hands down any day of the week. Don't get me wrong I love sex (haven't gotten it in a while but I love it) and i think it's important in a relationship but I would rather have someone to share life and life's moments with not just someone to screw. Does anyone else feel this way?
Sex Offenders/wtf/need To Read!!!
SEX OFFENDERSWHAT THE FUCK               I think we all can agree with the fact that its getting very old to keep hearing sex offenders needs to be dealt with more and more!!!! However, if all the sex offenders got together and decided to fight back, the world would be in alot of trouble!!!! There is a thing called the bill of rights wich protect them from discrimmination!!!! However, they are being discriminated against every day from society and the law wich desided to get power hungry!!!! If it make some people happy then its good!!!               There are so many different types of sex offenders but they all get treated the same way!!!! This is an on going issue that need to be stoped and corrected befor war breakes out and good people are killed!!!! You might not see it but our team does and we will be here to fight for there side!!!! We believe that if they did the time they should be alowed to have a chance to get back up on there feet and try to live a good life!!! However, th
Sexology 102 Submitted
As most of you already know, I write for literotica. I just finished, and submitted my second in my series "sexology." It will take a few day's. But dont forget to check it out. Ohhhh did you get a chance to read Sexology 101. If not, let me know what you thought about it. and dont forget to VOTE--please =D ~Kiss http://www.literotica.com:81/stories/memberpage.php?uid=278955
Sexology 102 Submitted
Stop by and check out the stories if you have not done so yet. Sexology 101 was finally approved, we are now waiting for sexology 102 to be approved. Give it a few days Rate us, we would appreciate it. http://www.literotica.com:81/stories/memberpage.php?uid=278955
Sex Obit
What is your Sexual Obituary? At the height of pleasure, tina died while in the sack with their lover, Fergie.tina will be terribly missed by Scarlett Johansen. 'What is your Sexual Obituary?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Offenders
I think when you are convicted of rapeing someone and register as a sex offender i think you should have a sign on your yard saying you are a sex preditor because i do not care about your rights anymore. If you sick bastards come anywhere near my nieces I will kill you myself and turn myself in happy that ive done it. Rot in Hell you sick freaks.
Sex Offender Ordinances...
NORTHFIELD, N.H. -- Town selectmen in Northfield unanimously passed on ordinance on Tuesday night that restricts where certain registered sex offenders can live. It says that offenders who are required to register for life cannot live within 2,500 feet of a school, day care center or park. The ordinance also says that landlords cannot knowingly rent to known offenders in the restricted areas. Offenders who already live within the boundaries will be grandfathered in and not required to move. While many community members came out in support of the ordinance, some argued that it could make the area less safe by discouraging offenders from registering. "If this type of thing drives them underground, you don't know where they are or what they're doing. That in itself makes it more dangerous," said Pat Clark of Tilton. Northfield is now the fourth New Hampshire community to pass sex offender ordinances of this kind. Dover, Tilton and Franklin have already approved them.
Sex One Liners
“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy." Steve Martin ---------------- "You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like: being spanked every day by an attractive middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for, later in life." Elmo Phillips ---------------- " It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns ---------------- "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen ---------------- "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield ---------------- "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner ---------------- "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with
Sex One Liners
“Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy." Steve Martin ---------------- "You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like: being spanked every day by an attractive middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for, later in life." Elmo Phillips ---------------- " It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns ---------------- "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen ---------------- "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield ---------------- "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner ---------------- "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with
Sex On Mars
SEX ON MARS The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you folks do it?" asks Maureen. The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do." A discussion ensues. Finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work." says Maureen. "Why?" he asks. "What's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" "No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member
Sex Or Not
would i be your lover or your husband
Sex On The Beach
You're on a romantic vacation with your girlfriend. The beach was dark and desserted, there were so many stars in the sky it was amazing. The two of you lie stretched out on a blanket staring up at the sky. Her head is resting on your chest and you feel her soft breaths ruffle your chest hair. You slowly trace your hand down her bikini clad body, loving the feel of it waking up to your touch. You cup her breast with your hand, slowly massaging the nipple through her bikini top. She starts to rub her body against your side. Her hand wanders down your chest, across your abdomen and cups your growing erection. You untie her bikini top so you can feel her skin against yours. You roll her over onto her back and swoop down to close your mouth around her nipple. You suckle her breast, making her moan and squirm. You reach your other hand over to massage her other breast as you continue to suckle her. She thrusts her pelvis into the air, telling you to move down.
Sex On The Couch
YOU HAVE 900 MINUTES TO REPOST THIS IF YOU DONT YOU WILL BE SINGLE FOR 3 YEARS JUST PICK THE MONTH OF YOUR BRITHDAY REMEMBER IF YOU BREAK THIS CHAIN YOU WILL BE LONELY FOR 3 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JANUARY-SEX IN THE BATHROOM FEBRUARY-SEX IN THE SHOWER MARCH-SEX ON TOP OF A WASHER APRIL-SEX ON THE FLOOR MAY-SEX ON THE BEACH JUNE-SEX IN THE POOL JULY-SEX ON AN AIRPLANE AUGUST-SEX AT SKOOL SEPTEMBER-SEX ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE OCTOBER-SEX ON THE COUCH NOVEMBER-SEX IN THE CLOSET DECEMBER-SEX IN THE CAR
>sex On Mars
>The year is 2222 and after accumulating enough frequent flier miles, Mike >and Maureen land on Mars. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about >all sorts of things. > >Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how >they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. > >Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. > >"Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian. Discussion ensues and >finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience >one another. > >Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. >He's got only a teeny, weenie member - about half an inch long and just a >quarter inch thick. > >"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. > >''Why?" he asks, "What' s the matter?" > >"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!" >"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. >With each slap of his forehead,
Sex On The Beach
Have u ever had sex on the beach? Do u like it?
Sex On Coke...
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Sex On The Back Seat
A guy on a date parks and gets the girl in the back seat and they make love. The girl wants it again and the guy obliges her. She wants more and they do it again. She still wants more and the guy says "Excuse me a minute I have to relive myself." While out of the car he notices a guy a half block away changing a flat. He asks the guy "Look, I've got this gal in my car and I've given it to her four or five times and she still wants more. I'll change your flat if you'll take over for me." The guy does and is just getting in the high numbers when a cop knocks on the window and shines a light on them. The cop asks "What're you doing in there?" The guy says "I'm making love to my wife." The cop asks "Why don't you do that at home?" The guy answers "To tell you the truth, I didn't know it was my wife until you shined the light on her."
Sex Offers.. #1... Hey There May Be More..
So this guy named noah came in on wed. night... he was talkin to me as i was checking him in. he was really nice.. but right away he decided to ask me to go to his room w/ him! i was like hmm no sorry i cant i am working.. hes like soo wheres ur boss u wont get into trouble! i was like umm hes here dont worry bout that. haha i was like but you can feel free to come down here and hang out w/ me if you'd like... so he came down about 10 min later after i had picked someone up from the airport.. so he was drinking and talkin to me while i worked. Eventually he kept talkin and talkin about how he wanted me to come to his room and i just kept saying no.. i didnt know him and im not that kinda girl anyways... if it was someone i knew them maybe hehe :P But anyways he went to his room and he kept callin the front desk... i believe one of his excuses from wed to sat was "my tv is broken you have to come down and fix it" haha but it was fun he was actually a cool person to hang out w/ no
Sex On The Beach
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Sex On The Beach
the sand feeling so different than the bed. the water waves tickling us just barely making it above our ankles. we lay there together, my man of my dreams. we laying there kissing hands roaming each other bodies. his lips soft and tender felt so good pressed against mines. i felt as he was untie my bra while he was beginning to nibble on the upper part of my ear. i lay there looking at the stars staring in amazement as i try to hold back the moans i had inside. he took my bra off using his mouth leaving a lil lick right in my clevage. he instantly starts sucking on my already hard nipples. i hold back as long as i can until i let out this moan. his powerful hands massaging my aching back. i regain enough compusure to grab his trunks and pull down far enough for me to grab his dick. i hold the shaft in my hand as i get a good enough grip and start stroking it slowly at first. me speeding up cause him to interupt his lil nibbling fest on my ear. but he instantly just ripped my thong off
Sex On The Beach #2
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Sex On The Beach
Sex Of A Fly
How to Tell the Sex of a Fly A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, 3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.
Sex On Fubar
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Sex On The Beach
He couldn't believe his eyes as he watched her turn and walk towards him. For a second he thought she'd forgotten she was naked, but when she started to rub in sun cream as she stared directly at him, he knew she was teasing him. He waited and then on impulse, decided to go to her. If she rejected him he would leave. Somehow, he knew she wouldn't. His cock felt enormous and he had a little difficulty walking; it felt as if it was going to burst out of the top of his pants. As he neared her, his eyes moved over her body. It was beautiful. Her breasts were wonderful, just as he'd imagined them, but his eyes were transfixed on her pussy. She looked to be totally bare, smooth. They were within arms reach. For an instant he didn't know what to do then she moved towards him and stopped. He waited. She moved her head forward and kissed him on the lips; just the lightest of touches, then withdrew. His eyes had closed but when he opened them, he reached out and pulled her naked body to hi
Sex Or Net
The Internet has become so ingrained in our lives that a full fifth of Americans admit to having less sex so they can spend more time online. Those 20 percent happen to be the most extreme cases, but have we become a nation of connectivity addicts? A survey conducted by advertising agency JWT aimed to find out exactly how reliant Americans are on their Internet connections and mobile phones. The study found that we cannot pull ourselves away from the safety of a broadband connection for too long. Some highlights include: 15 percent of Americans say they can survive just a day or less without the Internet. 21 percent say they last a "couple of days" until digital starvation. 19 percent go a "few" days without it. One fifth say they can stay offline for a whole week -- the same number who are willing to give up sex for MySpace and blogs. According to Ann Mack, Director of Trend Spotting (her title, not ours) at JWT, Americans feel anxious and disconnected when away fro
Sex On The Beach
Sex at the beach Fresh out of the shower ,wearing a short satin robe, I go out on the balcony of our room. Watching the waves crash on shore.The night air is warm and balmy as it caresses my skin, it feels almost erotic. Then moon is full and there's no-one on the beach .The full moon makes the water look like liquid silver. Lost in my own thoughts I actually jump as his hands wrap around my waist. He pulls me close, he smells fresh and clean just from the shower himself. I put my arms over his and lean back against him, resting my head on his shoulder. He kisses my neck lightly ,sending little shivers up my spine. he slips his hands under my robe and lightly pinches and teases them as they harden to his touch .I sigh letting him know he's on the right track. I can feel the desire mounting in my body, as I reach behind me and close my hand around his dick, it's a real turn on to realize that he is out on the balcony butt naked, as he continues the play on my nipples he is k
Sex Offender *major Rapist*
SEXUAL OFFENDER IN OHIO http://www.esorn.ag.state.oh.us/Secured/p23.aspx?oid=35304
Sex On Fubar
Ok yesterday I was online and I got an invite to a fu wedding. So I clicked on it and it took me to a lounge. I won't give names to protect the guilty. This lounge was all about the bdsm lifestyle which I am curious about. So I started talking to her about different aspects of my sexuality and bdsm stuff. I guess she thought I was too forward so she thought I was a guy and starts arguing with me about the fact that I am female. Now I know I have very overt ways when it comes to sex and the anonymity of being online allows me to talk about some things you probably wouldn't otherwise. But that certainly doesn't mean I am not female and what right does anyone have to question that anyway? And Why the hell does someone have a bdsm lounge and not want to talk about sex? what does she think people are gona come there and talk about the weather? before they talk about what her lounge is supposedly about? Then she asked me where my g spot was and said maybe she's believe I was a girl? Well, I
Sex Or Pass
SEX OR PASS Body: There is at least one person on your myspace list that wants to fuck the hell out of you.(And I'm sure you want to fuck them too!) So lets play the Sex or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a message saying "yep, I'd screw you." SCARED? lol this is funny YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies. There is at least one person on your myspace list that wants to do u so repost this as "Sex or Pass" Don't be a wimp and not re-post it
Sex On The Beach
I spread the blanket out carefully knowing that the sand will soon engulf it anyways... I sit with my sex on the beach in hand carefully not to spill any.. I pat the spot next to me inviting you to sit... You oblige and sit quickly... I take a deep breath the air smells of the salt water but the breeze against my bare arms and legs feels like gental silk hands massaging me... Um I dont know if it is the drinks or the look in your eyes that has my cunt dripping wet... I rub my thighs together just a bit... I whisper in your ear "I need you... Touch me" You take my almost empty glass and down what is left and throw it to the side into the sand... You wrap your arm around my waist and press your chest against mine. We are so close and I can smell the liquor on your breath, I go to kiss your lips but you turn your head and move to my neck.. you nuzzle me and slowly slide the straps down on my tank top... revealing my flesh.. Goose bumps invade my whole body as my breasts are revealed and m
Sex Olympics
A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze. "Silver," she said. "Why not gold?" "Because I want you to come second for once!"
Sex Or Love
Love is morbid and stressful Sex is humorous, kinky and easy. Sex is something upbeat Love is plummeting down. Love is larger than life Sex is life itself, no frills attached. Sex is like saving money Love is like spending money. Sex is exchanging energy Love is wasting it. Love is hell on earth Sex is heaven on earth. Love is sleepless nights Sex is sweet dreams. Sex is a torrid interlude Love is Celtic frost. Love is a narcotic dependence Sex is detoxification. Love is Spartan and redundant Sex is simple and quintessential. Love is commitment and chastity Sex is friendship and reminiscene. God I Will Take Love
Sex On Da First Night...who Is Easy
m so sick and tired of people calling females easy because they decide to get some on the first night...why is it men are "players" for doing things females are considered whores for? why is it ok for men to be hit it and quit it on the first night but not a female...not sayin i want u thirsty men to hit me up and lets do it but its just something that i've always questioned why do men get away with things we get clowned about
Sexoholic
Next time you hear the phone ring Pick it up baby, cause it might be me Or I'll just do it with the oprerator She's a SEX-O-H-O-L-I-C "Hello, is LaWanda home?" Come on over baby Come and open up your love surprise I've got a gift for you And I know it's just the perfect size L.S.D. - Love , Sex, Drug And i'm itchin for a fix of you I'm a sexoholic baby And I've got dependency on you My perfect gift, sexoholic Come on over baby Come and open up your love surprise I'm a sexoholic baby And I've got dependency on ice My perfect gift, sexoholic My perfect gift, sexoholic My perfect gift Next time you hear the phone ring Pick it up baby, cause it might be me Or I'll just do it with the oprerator She's a SEX-O-H-O-L-I-C Ma Bell I want to reach out and just touch someone El Grupo Sexo
Sex On The Bayou
Boudreaux done got old and his childen dun put him in the old folks home near Breaux Bridge , Louisiana where he dun met a lovely lady dat were from Texas . Now Boudreaux being a fine upstanding Catholic, he didn't want to do nutin dat were aganst his religion, no. So he dun propose marriage. Now both Boudreaux and Mable were in their 80's. Mable went and told everyone at the Senior Citizens home the good news. Irene, Mable's best friend told her that since she was very wealthy and the person she was about to wed was, well to say the least not worth much and she should insist on a Prenuptial Agreement. Mable was sitting on the porch swing with Boudreaux and she told him she would marry him providing he would sign a prenuptial agreement. Boudreaux dun told Mable "I'll sign agreement, you bet, 'cause I luv you so much." Mable got out her pen and paper and started: She said: I want to keep my house down in Texas with all the oil wells. He
Sex Over Comes Pain
Love is everything but theres pain in the middle...I had my share with women and they all showed me love. But when the time came they all gave me hurt. I need love and I want the pain of it...and if she gives me pain I wont do a thing. I need the lust and dark passion shes giving me, I want her hands holding me while I give her my all. I want to smoke a blunt after we made love, but I need to look into her eyes and tell her I love her. Love is everything but theres pain in the middle..part 2 coming soon
Sex Or Love
SEX LOVE; Affection: feelings of tenderness and/or wanting physical closeness Attachment: satisfying basic emotional needs Altruism: selfless or unselfish concern for another Reciprocation: if love is mutual Commitment: a desire to maintain love Emotional intimacy: sharing emotions and feelings Friendship: the spirit between friends Kinship: family bonds Passion: whole-hearted desire Physical intimacy: sharing of intimate personal space Self-interest: desiring rewards Service: desire to help Sexuality can be an important element in determining the shape of a relationship. While sexual attraction often establishes a new bond, sexual intention is considered undesirable or inappropriate in certain love bonds. WHICH ARE YOU: Lust is the initial passionate sexual desire that promotes mating, and involves the increased release of chemicals such as testosterone and estrogen. These effects rarely last more than a few weeks or months. Attraction is the more i
Sex Or No Sex
Im a little tired so should I go to bed and get so me sleep or have some wild sex ?? a) get some b) go to sleep
Sex On The Beach
                      Sex, Sweat Sand and Salt                                              I was standing at the window watching the storm as it beat onto the beach below.  The rain and thunder thumping the house and the sand like a drum.  The storm had caught us by surprise, we had seen the clouds, but time had slipped away from us again.  Only three weeks on this island and already I had made a new friend, I had hoped to meet a new girl friend to run around with while I was spending my summer here, but Mack was nice and he lived just a few miles down the beach from my cabana.  We had decided to go for a walk on the beach today, but the storm had us running for shelter. By the time we had reached my little cabana, we were soaked to the skin and the power had gone out, I had had to light candles when we ran into the house.  Mack was in the bathroom drying off as I stood looking out the sliding glass doors at the lightening flashes,  my hair was dripping onto my silk robe, leaving wate
Sex Offender Registry.
Please let me know if any of these links is invalid. Look up sex offenders in your state. ALABAMA ALASKA ARIZONA ARKANSAS CALIFORNIA COLORADO CONNECTICUT DELAWARE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA FLORIDA GEORGIA HAWAII IDAHO ILLINOIS INDIANA IOWA KANSAS KENTUCKY LOUISIANA MAINE MARYLAND MASSACHUSETTS MICHIGAN MINNESOTA MISSISSIPPI MISSOURI MONTANA NEBRASKA NEVADA NEW HAMPSHIRE NEW JERSEY NEW MEXICO NEW YORK NORTH CAROLINA NORTH DAKOTA OHIO OKLAHOMA OREGON PENNSYLVANIA
Sex Ofdfendfers Violatedf After Rehabilitated?
In the some states around the country new laws are taking affect that change the lives of some of the most hated people in the world; sex ofdfendfers. For example one law prevents a father (convicted of raping a 15 year old girl in 1990) from attending his children's high School graduations, because now the state will not allow sex offendfers on school property. The man claims he is being treated unfairly; as he served a five year prison sentence for his crime. And much to my surprise there are many people who think this is an outrageous violatiion of his Constitutional rights as an American Citizen. To that I will agree, but I also firmly believe there are certain lines of morality that should never be crossed; rape and sexual offenses are at the top of that list. And in crossing those lines I believe any sex offender of any country loses certain rights due to the utter disregard for the rights of their victims. After all ; would anyone consider letting charles Manson, or Michael A
Sex On The Phone
Sex on the phone by LateNiteFantasy© "Hello?" She was on the other line He asked how she was "Oh, just fine." They had never met, never stood eye to eye Yet they were no strangers He was never shy They knew each other inside out He talked to her in a sexy voice She whispered over the phone; They have fun, they have good times They let their imagination steer their mind They know they shouldn't do it They know it's bad But they can't say no It's driving them mad Sex on the phone They want it to be different They want it to be thrillin' They have sex on the phone Need it to be chillin' Sex on the phone You can hear how they moan She lays by the phone in her pink lingerie He's in bed, wishing to be there "I want you here with me tonight. I want to feel you against me, your breath upon my skin. I want you baby. Want to feel you from within." "Me too darling, I feel the same. I want you baby, your lips devouring mine. I need you lover. Please
Sex On The Net
I sit in this darken room, The only light is my monitor and the moon. You IM me and I suddenly feel high, With your typed written words I touch myself oh my. My screen becomes filled with lustful words, I come right out of my shirt. My heat rises like the morning tide, My hand is now between my thighs. My fingers are so wet, My nipples I pinch and caress. I feel an explosion building inside, I cum so hard…………….. Oh my. Author Erotica Writings copyright(c)2003
Sex On The Beach
If you are from Oklahoma and you are at the bar and you order a "Sex on the Beach" shouldn't it be called "Fuckin By the Pond"
Sex On The Beach
You're on a romantic vacation with your girlfriend. The beach was dark and desserted, there were so many stars in the sky it was amazing. The two of you lie stretched out on a blanket staring up at the sky. Her head is resting on your chest and you feel her soft breaths ruffle your chest hair. You slowly trace your hand down her bikini clad body, loving the feel of it waking up to your touch. You cup her breast with your hand, slowly massaging the nipple through her bikini top. She starts to rub her body against your side. Her hand wanders down your chest, across your abdomen and cups your growing erection. You untie her bikini top so you can feel her skin against yours. You roll her over onto her back and swoop down to close your mouth around her nipple. You suckle her breast, making her moan and squirm. You reach your other hand over to massage her other breast as you continue to suckle her. She thrusts her pelvis into the air, telling you to move down. You
Sex Offender Notice
I have something that has been angering me for a few weeks.   In the mail I received a notice for a sex offender that moved into my neighborhood a few houses down. It gave a detailed account of what he did, when he did it and a vehicle description with a license plate number. Without getting into detail, I will just say that this wasn’t some 18 year old guy sleeping with his 16 year old girlfriend. He did some seriously horrible stuff. (That’s right… stuff. Meaning he did this more than once with more than one child.)   What angers me is that I have all this information and I want to beat the hell out of him. But it says that I can be arrested if I harass him. Just knowing that he is right there and I can see his house from mine is driving me crazy! I have all these pent up feelings and nowhere to go with them.   How many people do we meet on a daily basis, that are murders or rapists and we have no idea.   Is it better to know about these people with a notic
Sex Offender On Fubar
Hey all this is the Naughty Playground renowned DJ Phantom bringing yall some much needed info... i was told that a sex offender resides on fubar... not sure how true it is and i am not trying to scare you I just want to warn you all as friends and family of whats out there... especially my floridian homies and ladies... here is the link to check him out...http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=41189 Check it out and be careful!!!!!!!
Sexorexia
Hello everyone. I want to share a bit of myself. I have Sexorexia. It is a real disorder that makes a person starve themselves of sex. I have been for five years. My ex used to call me ugly and fat all the time and other factors caused this.. And now I have developed Sexorexia, it is like anorexia (which I have as well.. I am a recovering anroexic) Anyways, the reason I have it is because I think my body is horrid, grotesque and nasty, I haven't been naked infront of a man in about 9 years. Sure I have had sex in the past, but its only been in the dark Or I have kept my shirt on. I hope you understand me a little more now. Below is some information on the disorder I have.   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   Do you avoid physical intimacy because you are a control freak or think you are too fat? Here's how to wipe out the demons in your love life. Sexorexia, as it's been dubbed, is on the rise among 20 something wom
2222-sex On Mars
The year is 2222 and Donald and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles.They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Donald asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc.Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen.The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another... Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips.. He's got only a teeny, weenie member  about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. 'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen. 'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?' 'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!' 'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm.  With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite  impressively long. 'W
Sex Offenders And The State
i am a mom of two. recently my children we taken from me after a man (that been my freind fer 18months) touched my lil girl in her privates. the state said that i cannot protect my kids ven tho it was done while i was asleep. i threw him out and gave cops his computers. they havent even arrested him. how can they let a 36yr old who touched a 4yr old stay free. its sick
Sex Offender Of The Week.
Odd that we have this going on, some shouldn't be surprised...check the blog below... http://fubar.com/creeper-of-the-week-9-5-2012/b348031-1182142 http://fubar.com/mickey5353 Sick. Thanks to PieDaddy for keeping people informed. Happy to spread the word.
Sex On The Beach
IS SEX ON THE BEACH A THING YOU WOULD DO
Sex Poem
Sky is blue Water is wet I'll make you cum I'll make you sweat Pressed up against my body Movin up and down Slowly but firmly We'll move the ground Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets are
Sex Poems
Sky is blue Water is wet I'll make you cum I'll make you sweat Pressed up against my body Movin up and down Slowly but firmly We'll move the ground Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets are
Sex Poem
Sky is blue Water is wet I'll make you cum I'll make you sweat Pressed up against my body Movin up and down Slowly but firmly We'll move the ground Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Evil is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets
Sex Poems
Sky is blue Water is wet I'll make you cum I'll make you sweat Pressed up against my body Movin up and down Slowly but firmly We'll move the ground Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Dad Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opened it so u r cursed for 5
Sex Poems
roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine.
Sex Poem
roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be t
Sex Poll
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?24-26 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?5-10 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Regular Panties 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Doggie style 10. How often do you masturbate?About once a week 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?No, I'm straight as can be 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Never done either 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, a threesome 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Both watched others an
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Sex Poetry
Two friends, a white guy and a black guy, both work together. The white guy came in late one morning and his black friend asks where he had been. The white guy says, "My wife gives me good sex every night and she kept me up really late last night". The black guy says "I can't get my wife to have sex with me, no matter what! How do you do it?" The white guy says, "I read her poetry every night." His black friend then asks, "What kind of poetry?" The white guy replies, "Blondie, blondie, eyes so blue, how I want to make love to you." Then the white guy tells his friend to go home and try it - it's a sure thing! The next morning the black guy was about 2 hours late. When he comes in, he has a black eye and his arm is in a sling. The white man asks, "What happened?!" The black man says, "Man, don't ever speak to me again!" The curious white man asks, "Well, what did you say to her?" The black man replies, 'Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, bend over bi
Sex Pic Contest
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Sex Pic Contest
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Sex Personality
Daring, confident, animalistic You like to have a lot of sex and try a lot of things. You are very kinky and have a lot of confidence in yourself. You like to explore all aspects of sexuality because it is something that interests you a lot. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Profile
fill this out for yourself too ....its fun! Play List The following is a playlist for determining the basic kink-compatibility. It is not meant to be exhaustive. It is useful in direction of D/s play. Activities are organized by some sort of vague categories.This is to inform your Dom of what the sub's interests are primarily sexual, obedience, masochistic etc. I will also make it clear that not everything on the list is something I like or expect. This is a personal preference of mine. I want to see what the sub likes, absent my input. I assume that this will start to shift once she knows what I like. But I want the raw data first. A. Indicate for each item how you FEEL about that activity by rating it on a scale of 1 to 6 . 6 = YES!!! 5 = Mmmm, I like this 4 = Ashaned to admit this, but i want it 3 = Intriguing, but scary 2 = Doesn't excite me, but I'd do it for my partner 1 = Absolutely not!! B. Indicate for each item whether you have actual experience
Sex Poem
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. Repost this as '' sex poem'
Sex..pleasse Read
Philosophy of sex "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --Lynn Lavner "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Matt Barry "sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns "sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." --Sharon Stone
Sex Poem... Funny
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil evil is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine.
Sex Poem
SEX P0EM Body: Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the
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Sex Poems
Sky is blue Water is wet I'll make you cum I'll make you sweat Pressed up against my body Movin up and down Slowly but firmly We'll move the ground Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Evil is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets are f
Sex Poem .....lmao
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs, and what's in between Kissing is a habit, Fucking is a game, Guys get all the pleasure, Girls get all the pain The guy says "I love you," You believe it's true, But when your tummy starts to swell, He says "to hell with you" 10 minutes of pleasure, 9 months in pain, 3 days in hospital, A baby without a name The baby is a bastard, The mother is a whore, This never would have happened, If the rubber wouldn't have torn Roses are red, Violets are corny, When I think of you, Ohh baby I get horny Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very slowly, If you kiss me, don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!
Sex Poems......
sex poems: Body: Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Daddy Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil evil is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!!
Sex Poems
Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Lemons are sour Pull out your dick and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Roses are red Grass is green Pull out your dick And feel my cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! Roses are nice Violets are fine. I'll be the six If you be the nine.
Sex Poem
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. Repost this as ''sex poem'' if u repost this in 1 min: the guy /girl that you like will tell u that he
Sex Peom
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs And give me an hour Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! Roses are red Pickles are green I like your legs Especially in between roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine.
Sexpoems
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain The Guy Says He loves You And You Believe Its True But When Your Tummy Starts To Swell He Says To Hell With You 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. read
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Sex Poem
roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit f*cking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!!
Sex Poem
Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine.
Sex Postions
These positions involve the insertion of a penis or other phallus (such as a strap-on dildo) into a vagina or anus. The missionary position [edit] Penetrating partner on top with front entry These positions are primarily used vaginally, although some can also be used for anal sex. The basic position is called the missionary position. In it, the receiving partner lies on their back with their legs apart. The penetrating partner lies on top of the receiving partner, facing them. The following variations are possible: The penetrating partner stands in front of the receiving partner, whose legs dangle over the edge of a bed or some other platform.[2] The receiving partner lies on their back. The penetrating partner stands and lifts the receiving partner's pelvis for penetration. A variant is for the receiving partner to rest their legs on the penetrating partner's shoulders. The receiving partner lies on their back, with their legs pulled up straight and their knees near the
Sex,passion Affection
really i do, i think of my lovers needs first( usely why i never get what i want in the bed LOL) it is a better thing to me to fullfill a persons needs and wants... it is the way i am, always have been, and it is also usely why i NEVER ever get what i want in the bed room..... this is something i am gonna change tho...at 31 i have found out there is a hell of alot in sex i have never tried, but wanted to...this is my time folks i will not take no for a ans. LOL....this year along i have 5 fant.s i need to fullfill before my next b-day(may 7th)! i want to become alittle bit more dom...(would help to have a subm. women fo sho) and do a few roll plays as well as some other nice hot wet things LMFAO wish me luck all
Sex Poems
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69 Sex Position - Why We Like It
If you take care of mama she will take care of you big daddy..." My editor asked me, "Why do we like 69 with girls"? I knew the answer was much bigger than an orgasm. Personally I have never experienced climaxed from 69 but would not trade the 69 experiences for all the 70's in the world. There are many 69 positions as well that are exciting and anyone with an oral fetish knows it is insatiable - the giving and receiving a 69 offers. If you don't really know what a sixty-nine (69) is then I will explain that first. A 69 is when two people are servicing each other at the same time. He is performing cunnilingus and she is performing fellatio. She is sucking his pole and he is licking the "pearl zone". Eating at the Y, schlobenzeenobin, muff diving, polish the knob, PERFORMING ORAL! Do Sex Unto Others, As You Would Have Them Do Sex Unto You Why we enjoy this double digit sexual position is a combination of an insatiable double threat, giving and receiving. Two things can
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* Face missionary or Missionary face intercourse – while his partner lies on his or her back, man assumes the missionary position but adjusted forward so as to copulate with his penis in his partner's mouth, usually to achieve deep throat penetration. Partner's head may or may not be rested on a pillow. * The Glory Hole – man inserts his penis into a hole in the wall while someone (usually a complete stranger unseen by him) gives him fellatio from the other side of the wall. This is definitely not a safe practice, for you never know what the stranger might do to your penis, nor what diseases she or he might have. Glory holes have been featured in the movies Porky's, The Sweetest Thing and Scary Movie. * Head-against-the-wall – the passive partner sits on the floor or the bed with her back (and head) against the wall, while the man (in a crouching position) copulates in her mouth, usually to achieve deep throat penetration. This also works with the passive partner standing up with
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Sex Positions That Women Love... Let's face reality; women don't think that reaching orgasm is a lucky shot in the dark anymore -- nowadays, they want their juices to flow and they want it now. And sorry guys, on her knees and blowing you to kingdom cum didn't make the cut. More often than not, women are assertive and no longer behave like quiet little mice when it comes to sexual scenarios. Actually, the fact that most guys try so hard (there's that play on words again) to get their women to cum is quite evident of this fact. The following are sexual positions that many women enjoy. So the next time you're about to get down to the nitty-gritty with your woman, try the following positions and ensure that she receives some great orgasmic pleasure. Woman on top : Some women love being on top when it comes to sex. Why? It's all about control, and having the liberty of getting herself off is quite tantalizing. If she likes, she can give herself a clitoral or G-spot orgasm,
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Body: roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Father Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. roses are red violets are blue condoms will rip now watch you get screwed Repost this as 'sex poem' if u repost this in 1 min: the guy /girl that you like will tell u that he/she loves u and that he wants to go
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sex poem Body: Body: roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital The Father Is A Bastard This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. roses are red violets are blue condoms will rip now watch you get screwed
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Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour ----- Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain ----- 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Father Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! ----- Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to God You dont multiply ----- Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream ----- Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid ----- roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. ----- roses are red violets are blue condoms will rip now watch you get screwed ----- sex is bad sex is a sin sins are forgivin so stick it in
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SEX POEM!!!! Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine.
Sex Poems
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Sex Poems
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101 Sex Positions
101 Sex Positions Man on Top: Bicycle Boston Brute Brazilian Bedlock Cat Close Embrace Corkscrew Cuban Cradle Double Legged Anchor Jack Hammer Moon Over Miami On the Prowl Raising the Mast Reverse Hot Seat Reverse Mambo Rock the Cradle Slider Sniper Star Gazing Tangled Spider Tequila Sunrise The Steer Tribal Dance Woman on Top: Bermuda Triangle Bronco Buster Didn't Receive 1 Eiffel Tower Kangaroo Shuffle Now and Zenvar Pussy Cat Control Rainbow Arch Reverse Frog Squat Swan Experience Threading the Needle Wild Rodeo Wild Stallion Woman on Top Rear Entry: Man on Top Fire Hydrant G-Spot Jiggy Ironing the Cracks Lock and Pose Lock N'Load Sniper Supported Doggie Stretch Rear Entry: Woman on Top Betty Rocker Bull Horn Drivers Seat Reverse Wild Stallion Southern Exposure Star Gazing
Sex Poem
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eat me,beat me bite me,blow me suck me,fuck me very slowly if you kiss me dont be hasty use your toung to make it tasty roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Father Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. roses are red violets are blue condoms will rip now watch you get screwed
Sex Poem
Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun or gettin paid Everyone likes just getting laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!! Roses are nice Violets are fine. I'll be the six If you be the nine.
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Sex Part 2
Have you screaming for more and more part 2 Soft furs, warmth of the fire, caressing your naked skin, You stretch, enjoy the feeling. Then Skywise is there, besides you, Your perfect body, gently touching it, smiling, I trace my fingers on your belly. When my fingers slowly glide lower, you gasp, and I laugh, roll over you, and you are more aware of me, than ever before. My eyes, just inches from Yours, MY hand creeping lower and lower, My lips, reaching for your chest. My hand reaches it's target, starts caressing, never quite touching it, and your arousal is shared in my eyes. And then My lips start wandering, slowly, over your chest, over your belly, A touch, down there, My fingers, lips , you don't know, but, oh god, you know it feels so good! You moan, You cannot help it, it feels too good! "Please, no more!" You whisper with hoarse voice, "Please, You'll do anything." My head rises, eyes twinkling, lips curved in an impish smile, "O
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The "hottest" sex positions are the best sex positions and allow both you and your partner to experience the greatest pleasure and come to an orgasm. Seems obvious, right? But it’s amazing how many otherwise intelligent people totally miss this point. Men are often guilty of wanting to perform the kind of athletic, acrobatic, frequently-changing "sex position" style of intercourse they see in their favorite porn thinking that a woman will be impressed by their stamina and creativity, while women are often guilty of going along with what the guy wants in hopes that he’s taken their pleasure into account as well. Unfortunately this doesn’t usually happen. Some men are totally clueless and think only of how to get to their own orgasm as quickly as possible, while others want to please their partners but erroneously think this means “performing well” by keeping their erection going as long as possible. Neither works well because both have forgotten the golden key to great sex – a
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roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! Roses are red Nuts are brown Skirts are up Pants are down Body to body Skin to skin When its stiff Stick it in u opened it so u r cursed for 5 y
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Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine.
Sex Poem
Sex My head explode I think of you and overload I want you close inside the most Dig in your heels use your toes pull my hair Oh how it grows Breath in Breath out Scream and shout Up and down In and out Faster slower almost over A thunder bolt A midnight stroke pleasure beyond compare Oh God yes right there Harder Harder Make it hurt Smack my ass That always works Faster Faster Almost there Release within I don't care All over We stop and stare Sweat glisten in our hair It is what it is and that is that sex is what you want and sex is what you got!
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Octopus Sexual Position – like the butterfly position only the woman rests her legs on the man shoulders. Asian Cowgirl Sexual Postion – With this position the man lies on his back while the women squats, not kneels on top of the man facing him. Camel Ride/Camel-Style Sex Position – In this position the women lies on her side with the uppermost leg forward. The man kneels astride the receiver's lowermost leg, thus gaining access to either vagina or anus. Good for pregnancy, or for overweight partners. Experiment, as one side usually gives better alignment than the other for any given pairing. The Screw Sex Position – The woman lies on edge of a bed or couch with legs bent to one side, pulled slightly toward her chest; the man stands and penetrates from the rear. Very effective for women with orgasm difficulties.
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It has been determined; the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead
Sex,party And Just Living
I am 50 I have ason 32 a daughter 27 and a grandaughter But I still enjoy sex and going out some say I need to act my age just what is that I ask I act The way I feel and I feel like a woman who still needs all the good stuff! What's wrong with wanting to feel a kiss on the neck that travels down to the breasts and lingers finding it's way down between that warm wet spot and bend me over and ride me till the dawn's early light! Ok I know I am not twenty anymore but you know what I damn sure not dead yet either!! well just had to vent tell me what ya think! I welcome any thing everybody has to say! And I also still like to go out and get funky too!
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Your Ideal Sex Position is...Sideways Deep. Hard. Submissive.This position is very intense.But afterwards you won't be very tense. 'What is your Ideal Sex Position?'at QuizUniverse.com
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SEX POEM!! Roses are red, Violets are corney, everytime I see you, oh baby I get horney, eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, suck me, fuck me, very slowly, if you kiss me, dont be sassy, use your tongue and make it nasty!!! A GUYS GOB!! A guy sticks his location, In a girl's destinstion, To increase the population, For the next generation. Do you get my explanation? Or do you need a demonstration? MAKE YOU GO MMMMMMMM!! Tongue and lips, legs in bed, kiss my neck, i'll give you head... feel my body, rolling round, hardcore sex, shake the ground... in the shower, in the car... best sexual pleasure, ive had by far.. so when yu see me, i kno u'll smile, cos i just told yu bout the best sex, i've had in a while SEX IS A GAME!! Sex is fun Sex is a game One night of pleasure Nine months of pain Fathers an asshole Babys a gift its all because the fucking condom split! ! !
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Your Ideal Sex Position is...Cowgirl Fun. Wild. And deep.Saddle up and ride him all night long.Only for those who feel they're strong! 'What is your Ideal Sex Position?'at QuizUniverse.com
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So you've clicked with someone on line. You've chatted, you've exchanged photos. You're reasonably satisfied that they are what they say they are 'cos you've seen them on cam or they have proven themselves. You've flirted, you've exchanged stories, maybe even a few fantasies, hmmmm even perhaps indulged in a little cyber sex or dirty talk You've talked on the phone, heard each other's voices. You're ready to take the next step ..... MEETING!!! So - would you meet for sex on a first "date" or would it purely be an opportunity to get to know each other better, to make sure that online chemistry you share translates to real life?? Would you part with a kiss or perhaps a little taste of what's to come?? If and when you decide to get it on .... who does the organizing?? If a hotel room is necessary .. who pays?? Would you have drinks or dinner first or would it be straight down to the sex?? Would you try to make it a special experience or just concentrate on getting your rocks
'sex Plot' Sailors Sent Home
A GROUP of sailors from HMAS Success has been sent home and an inquiry is underway after they allegedly plotted a challenge to have sex with as many female crewmates as possible. The sailors allegedly detailed their plot in a document called “The Ledger” where dollar values were placed on each woman's head, during an overseas deployment in May, Channel Seven  reports. Larger amounts were offered if the sailors could sleep with a female officer or a lesbian and sailors challenged each other to have sex in various locations, including on top of a pool table, the report said. The arrangement was discovered while HMAS Success was visiting Singapore. The captain ordered the sailors to immediately return home to Australia after they were formally interviewed. The Defence Department has launched a formal inquiry into the incident and confirmed an unspecified number of sailors from the Success, one of the fleet's biggest ships, returned to Australia in May. Related C
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Bucking Bronco   Erotic Instructions: He lies flat on his back with his knees bent and legs spread apart. Facing him, get on top and slowly lower yourself onto his shaft, keeping your knees bent and your legs outside his arms. Then lean back and support yourself on your palms as he thrusts his hips up and down. Carnal Challenge Why You'll Love It: The angle you create by leaning back is great for G-spot stimulation. Plus, his hands are free to make the rest of your body moan. 
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Lie lie lie lie liar you lie lie lie lie Tell me why tell me why Why d'you have to lie Should've realised that you Should've told the truth Should've realised You know what I'll do You're in suspension You're a liar Now I wanna know Now I wanna know Why you never look me in the face Broke a confidence just to please your ego Should've realised You know what I know You're in suspension You're a liar I know where you go everybody you know I know everything that you do or say So when you tell lies I'll always be in your way I'm nobody's fool and I know all 'Cos I know what I know You're in suspension You're a liar You're a liar You're a liar Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie Lie lie lie lie liar you lie lie lie lie I think you're funny, you're funny ha ha I don't need it don't need your blah blah Should've realised I know what you are You're in suspension You're in suspension You're in suspension You're a liar You're a liar You're a liar Lie lie
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  I remember when the Sex Pistol shook the music world with their outrageous antics. Punk became a music and fashion statement. Now the manager of the original group is gone. Just goes to show you, life is short and sweet. Read more. http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/04/08/sex-pistols-agent-malcolm-mclaren-dies/BlastFM is a mover and shaker. Listen and get your groove on. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm
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Newsletter Of The Dr Susan Block Institute   This Saturday Nite, November 19th on The Dr. Susan Block Show SEX POT SATURDAY NITECannabis is one of the few genuine natural aphrodisiacs known to humankind!        
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Allison, Miss Intergalactic High Times Sarah Newton, Dr. Suzy, Tasia, Melissa Jacobs, Chris Gore & Kira Lansing. Photo: Ajay   11-19-2011  Length: 141:14 minutes   Date: 11/19/2011 In honor of sexpots who smoke pot, we welcome two of the world’s highest wonders to the Womb Room:  hot women and weed. Our green goddess guest of honor is none other than Mary Jane, one of just a few aphrodisiacs that really work, probably conceived when Mother Nature was feeling a little frisky. And while it’s debatable as to whether the kiss of the kush is addicting, some of our guests verify that the hand of the Hitachi most certainly is. Time to spark it up and squirt it out at the Speakeasy!  Warning: Marijuana-use can lead to hot sex and High Times.
Sex Positions Rant
Every single guy who like to support his associate to advertise a much better orgasm. Sex positions are a must for generating intimacy amongst couples and this way they can create greater comprehension and passion among themselves. There are specified sex positions which can pep up your intercourse existence in an amazing and give your woman a very hot, seismic g spot orgasm. Below are some of the best sex positions for her enjoyment, read them carefully.one- The Missionary Positions:This is a quite fundamental and identified by all placement but extremely handful of males know that this is one particular of the best sex positions for g-spot stimulation. With this position you can build an eye get in touch with with your companion and can also penetrate in a far better way. To include little bit a lot more entertaining in this intercourse position, you can just rock back and forth as an alternative of thrusting offering your female much more joy.two- Woman On Prime:An additional freque
Sex Questions!
Instructions: (Anwser)((Yes)) and ((No)) to them Got it Thanks! 1.)Have u ever Farted while having sex? 2.)Did u ever have sex in a Movie Theater? 3.)Have u ever had sex with someone u never cared about? But did it anyways? 4.)Are u Submissive in Bed? 5.)Do u take charge in Bed? 6.)Are u in Lust with someone u know? 7.)Did u ever give anal? 8.)Did u ever recieve anal? 9.)Are u Kinky? 10.)Did u like this Blog? Thanks so much for anwsering this little Blog i made up....have a great day!kisses mauhzzzz!
Sex Quotes...
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of
Sex Quiz..
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?27-29 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bisexual 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?5-10 6. What is your pubic hair style?Landing strip, a little hair still there 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Thong 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Anything that gets me off 10. How often do you masturbate?About once a week 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Yes, I sure have 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Never done either 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, a threesome 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Yes, been watche
Sex Quiz
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot94%Soft81%Wet75%Violent63%Sweet56%Exciting50%Awkward19%Shy6%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com
Sex Quotes
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you Don't have a good partner, you'd better Have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot Pool with a rope." Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant." George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods "My mother never saw the irony in calling Me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson "Clinton l
Sex Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Quizzes From An Lc Friend
I was invited to take a series of quizzes by an LC friend, loganxnhhi. The results (and editorial comments thereon) follow: Durham will go to jail for ... Performing a strip tease on the street 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com [Um... no - don't wanna scare people! ~DIT~] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com [*loud and long laughter* Yeah RIGHT... ~DIT~] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Durham's sexual nickname: "Trouser Anaconda" Take this quiz at QuizU
Sex Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Quotes
"It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." Joan Rivers. "You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither." Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." Sharon Stone "What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?" Marilyn Pittman. "My girlfriend always laughs during sex --- no matter what she's reading." Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers) "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush, former US First Lady "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams "Women need a reason to have sex. Me
Sex Quiz
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your pay packet and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your pay packet! Q.) How can you tell when a car mechanic just had sex? A.) One hand is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down to make a tire, and call it a goodyear. Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
Sex Quiz
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Quiz
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?1-5 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Thong 8. Have you ever had anal sex?No, not for me 9. What is your favorite position?Doggie style 10. How often do you masturbate?About once a week 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Nope, never 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?No, I'm straight as can be 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Yes, taken them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?No, never 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?No, neither 18. Spit or swallow?Spit
Sex Quiz
Congratulations your ALMOST a Slut! Just a wild night away! Go out and rack up some points! Your Motto: "I'll Try Anything Once!" Your Sign: "Rest Area Ahead" Let's Park! * Don't forget to pratice SAFE SEX! Take The Slut Quiz Now!"Slut Quiz - Men" is available here***starXtest v2.0***
Sex Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 119 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Quiz
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?18-20 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bisexual 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?5-10 6. What is your pubic hair style?Landing strip, a little hair still there 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Boy Shorts 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Anything that gets me off 10. How often do you masturbate?Once a day 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Yes, I sure have 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, a threesome 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, and I own some of my own 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Yes, a nude beach 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Both w
Sex Quiz
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100%Sex God90%A Romantic40%Virgin5%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
Sex Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Quiz
How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 100% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com
~~sex Questionnaire~
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: ~both~Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: ~opposite~ How often do you like to have sex?: ~DAILY~ mtoIs sex a top priority for you?: ~YES~Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: ~?, doesn't matter if I can see his face, that's not getting me off, lol~How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: ~NEVER~How do you feel about one night stands?: ~depends~How many one night stands have you had?: ~that's not my thing, but it has happened~What's your favorite position?: ~I'M A GOWGIRL BABY~Where's your favorite place to have sex?: ~in public~Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: ~both, make love first then "get it on"~ lol it really depends on who I'm withHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: ~well, I forgot about the porn~How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: ~depends on my partner~Do you get off first or do t
Sex Quiz
Name:Zach Age:22 Current Location:Mooresville, IN Eye/Hair Color:Brown hair, eyes change from grey-green-blue Height:5-9 Ethnicity:honky Sexual Orientation:Straight Size of penis/breast:average WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? Age:20's Eye/Hair:no pref Height:under 5-7 Ethnicity:any Body Type:small,slightly thick What's your favorite part of a guys/gals body? tits or ass EASY QUESTIONS: What kind of underwear are you wearing? boxer briefs Have you ever given/received a lap dance? yup Ever watch a porno? who hasnt Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didn't? yeah Are you into ass smacking? at times Are you a Virgin?nope When did you lose it?a while ago How was your first time?boring a 2 jerk squirt If you had a choice would you have stayed a virgin longer?nah Are you an easy O or hard O? hard Ever meet someone off the Internet for sex? nope dont need it that bad.. yet How many dates does it take to get into your pants?only till s
Sex Quiz
Short sexual experience quiz: 1) Ever been to a strip club ? Yeah,hasn't everyone? 2) Ever been to a bar? Of course! 3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Not yet! 4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? Yes. 5) Kissed someone of the same sex? Duh!! I'm Bi,you do the math!! 6) Thrown up from drinking too much? Yeah,several times. 7) Had sex in a car? car,boat,truck,bus,plane...hood of a car,roof of a car. 8) Had sex at the beach? Yeah. 9) Had sex in a movie theater? Yeah. 10) Had sex in a bathroom? Who hasn't? 11) Had sex at work? Yep,in the office. 12) Have you ever been in an "adult" store? Yeah! First time? Age 16. 13) Bought something from an adult store? Yes. 14) Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? Yeah,porn is expensive!! 15) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with? OH YEAH!! MORE THAN ONCE!! 16) Have you been caught having sex
Sex Quiz Results
You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Quiz
You scored as Normal Sex. You like to do the things the way they were meant to be done. But this doesn't mean you can't be an animal in bed.Oral Sex94%Normal Sex94%Anal Sex67%Phone Sex55%Gay Sex55%Cyber Sex34%Orgy33%What kind of SEX do you love? (pics)created with QuizFarm.com
Sex Quiz
You scored as Normal Sex. You like to do the things the way they were meant to be done. But this doesn't mean you can't be an animal in bed.Oral Sex94%Normal Sex94%Anal Sex67%Phone Sex55%Gay Sex55%Cyber Sex34%Orgy33%What kind of SEX do you love? (pics)created with QuizFarm.com
Sex Quiz Lol
debbie was caught having sex! In the middle of the act, caught in the throes of passion in the closet ... you've been caught by Alf! 'Where Will You be Caught Having Sex?' at QuizUniverse.com DEBBIE's sexual nickname: "Love Bubbles" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com DEBS will go to jail for ... Celebrating nude day 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com In 2007, you will... Get a strip tease 'What is your sexual new years prediction?' at QuizUniverse.com DEBS -- [noun]
The Sex Quiz
if i let you tie me up would you make soft sweet love to me or tease me........ what do you think my idea of foreplay is? would you want to pull my hair or caress my skin? would it be to your advantage if i knew your weak spot in bed? if so what is it? do you perfer to give or recieve oral sex? would you not go out with me because i wouldn't have sex on the first date? if i dressed up for you what would you want me to dress up as? can we role play? if so cani leave my window cracked and you sneak in like a burglar and you take advantage of me after you blind fold me? would you have sex with me while driving? if you like some one alot do you consider it fucking or making love?(not that you love um') what is the strangest place that you have had sex? what is one of your fantasys? do you like it when a girl/guy is noisy? if i left scratches on your back would you mind? do you think sex is better if there is a chance you will get caught? d
Sex Quiz
jaccii -- [adjective]:100% kinky 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 156 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Quiz
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Quiz
1.Name? 2.Age? 3.Location? 4.Height and weight? 5.Single or Married? 6.Think I'm Hot? 7.Kids? If so, how many? 8. Would u have sex with me? 9.No strings attached or relationship? 10.Favorite Positions? 11.Like to give oral? recieve? 12.How long can u last? 13.Have sex outdoors? 14.one orgasm or multiples? 15.Loud moaner or quiet? 16.Like to use handcuffs? chains? 17.In control or be dominated? 18.3somes? group sex? on camera? 19.straight or bi? 20.Horny all the time? 21.will u repost and send filled questionaire back to me so I can reply to u?
The Sex Qiuz
You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Questions
- Do you like it rough or sensual?: Both - Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: Opposite - How often do you like to have sex?: Daily! lol I wish - Is sex a top priority for you?: no but i really love having it lol -Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: yes - How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: never - How do you feel about one night stands?: Yeah ok sometimes - How many one night stands have you had?: 2 - What's your favorite position?: 69 baby - Where's your favorite place to have sex?: In the living room - Do you prefer to make love or fuck?: Fuck - Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: Of Course - How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: Depends on other person - Do you get off first or do they?: Hopefully she does - Do you like kissing during sex?: yes!! - Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?: Not much -- am pretty quiet - Do you prefer
Sex Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 141 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 112 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Quiz
Since I didn't do it in the bulletins, here's my answers. :P 1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would like to have sex with? Yes 2. Do they know it? One does. Not sure if the other does. 3. Have you had sex with anyone on you friend’s list? No 4. Do you like making love or having hott sex? Both please. :P 5. Have your ever had a 3 some? Not yet. 6. What is your favorite position? Missionary and doggy style. 7. Do you want to have sex with the person who posted this? I posted it so I already do...lmao 8. Give or receive oral? Both although I'd like to receive it for once. ;) 9. Kinky or sneaky? As in? Kinky I guess. 10. Loud or quiet? Loud. 11. Ruff of soft? A little of both. 12. Foreplay or not? Some. 13. Do you like to bite or be bitten? No 14. Spank or be spanked? Spank. Hehe. 15. Condoms or not? Yes 16. Masturbate or not? Do I? Wouldn't you like to know...lol 17. Role-playing or not? Eh. Nothing ext
A Sex Quiz...
(Originally Posted on April 27, 2006) TYPE P You scored 91 imagination, 66 confidence, 62 dominance,  and 50 generosity! You are a KINKY, CONFIDENT, DOMINANT lover who prefers to give.This means that:You like relatively kinky sex, and you have the great imagination that will always keep your partner guessing and excited! There's no getting bored with you around, you could never settle for dull sex, you want something fun and new all the time. You aren't afraid to try out anything you hear about. You might just be an intelligent lover who needs to be mentally engaged, or perhaps you have some dirty dark secret kinky desires, but either way, you're never boring. You are pretty confident in bed. This means that you know you can please your lover. Maybe you've read a lot of sex manuals, or have the experience from previous lovers, or just tend to be skilled at whatever you get your hands on, but you're good and you know it. You can really get results and know that you have pure talen
Sex Quiz
(Originally Posted on June 2, 2006) You scored as Bondage Master. Your Sound Like a Dom to me!Bondage Master 89%Bondage Slave 86%Extreme Encounter 82%Fetish Feind 82%Erotic Wonder 57%How deep are your wildscreated with QuizFarm.comtag:  quiz,  sex
The Sex Questionarre!
1.) Who do You want to iniate things or bring the "S" word into play? You or Them Them to be respectful...but if I get that vibe...then its on! 2.) Do You like to take your own clothes off or be stripped by Your partner? Doesn't matter...the clothes are coming off anyways! 3.) Are You a lover of long foreplay or You like to cut to the chase and just smash? Both...but it depends on the mood! 4.) Do You want oral sex - before, after, before and after, or no thank You none for Me? BEFORE, AFTER, DURING 5.) Do you like to be told how good it is while getting it? Heck yes...tell what's good! 6.) Bed or Floor Doesn't matter...just as long as having fun! Although no one gets carpet burns from the bed! 7.) Are You willing to do anything to please Your lover? ALMOST 8.) Are You into Anal Whatever pleases them! 9.) Do You like your chest or breast attended to? Yep...hell yes! 10.) What position is more likely to make You cum? Or do you cum from
Sex Questions
1. Anal or oral? Can I have both? 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? whip cream 3. Ice or feathers? ice 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? one on one although MMF does rock! 5. Movie porn or live porn? live 6. What do you wear to bed ? nothing 7. Love making or hard fucking? both 8. Do you shave? yep 9. Spit or swallow? swallow 10. Do you masturbate? yep 11. Whats your turn on? vampire movies 12. Whats your favorite position? doggy 13. Do you believe in no glove no love? yes 14. Where would you really love to have sex? anywhere 15. How long can you go ? (and be honest) hours 16. Bondage or soft & gentle? can i have both 17. Have you ever had sex in public? yes 18. Do you touch yourself and get turned on? yep 19. Is there anyone on your mind you want to have sex with? yes 20. List one person on your friends/family/fan list you would have sex with? (giggles) It's a secret!
Sex Questions
Click "reply to poster" and fill in your answers, send it back to the poster, you may find you have a secret lover out there in your myspace friends list, but remember it is just for fun, but you never know, your luck maybe in... 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favourite position(s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. Lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty
Sex Question
sex question. Current mood: lacking but will gladly go without why does God waste perfectly beautiful- nice and nicely sized peni on men who just waste em? seriously. and the men those pretty peni are attached to.. why cant they be nice and kind and a lil less obvious that they are jus lookin for sex? Some of us might be lookin for a piece of ass too.. but your desperation seeps from your pores and it stinks and makes me a lil more than nervous.. and while I might not be lookin to get married tomorrow I really must wonder when I decline where you wander off to next.. so I therefore, thoughtfully, decline the next offer. I'd rather have a nice tan session, heat wrap, and then dinner out-- ALONE --than have to wonder what the hell kinda disease you have managed to catch while " out for fun ". and I wonder why I am single? that is all. Thank you.
Sexquiz
You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Quiz
whats ur name?KRISTINAwhats ur age?24where were u born?MIAMIwhats ur fav body part on a gurl?MOUTHwhats ur fav. body part on a guy?EYESare u bi lesbian or gay?NOT GAY SO...do you like porn?SOMEdo u like to play with ur self or with a partner?BOTHdo u like it ruff or smooth?MMMMMMMM THAT DEPENDSslow or fast?AGAIN IT DEPENDSwhat type of sex do u like?THE KIND THAT MAKES YOUR TOES CURL AND WANTA SCREAM...what do u look in a girl/guy?WHAT KINDA PERSON THEY ARE AND HOW THEY TREAT THERESELF..would u ever try new things with them if they asked?YESif they asked u to shot a porn film , would u or not?YESwould u ever talk dirty to them even when ur apart?(the phone):I WOULD LOVE TO!would you ever bring toys in the bedroom? what type?YES do u like likin pusseys or sucking cocks?BOTHWHEN IS THE LAST TIME U HAD SEX?LAST NIGHTDID U USE A CONDOM?NOPE!HAVE U EVER HAD SEX IN THE BATHROOM?YESOUTSIDE?YESIN A CAR?YESTHE OLDEST PERSON U HAD A RELATIONSHIP WITH?25WHAT DO U LIKE TO BE CALLED WHEN HAVIN SEX?M
Sex Quiz
You scored as A Slave To BDSM, Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM95% Sex God65% A Romantic53% Virgin28% How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
5 Sex Questions???
1.)Have you ever farted while you were having sexual intercourse?? 2.)Have you ever had sex with someone weighing over 270 pounds?? 3.)Do you like Rough Sex? 4.)Have you ever been in a 3 sum? 5.)Do you prefer oral sex or just get into straight sex without fore play????
Sex Qoutes
God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time. Robin Williams A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. Joan Rivers God created sex. Priests created marriage. Voltaire
Sex Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Quiz
Your hottest bedroom accessory is Satin Sheets You are a romantic at heart, and you want your date to have every extra comfort. You are into soft, luxurious sex and you are good at making your partner get into it too. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
21 Sex Questions
1. Name three things you want done sexually, but are too shy to ask? 2. Which do you prefer.. romantic sex, or break the bed sex? 3. Is chocolate syrup good or bad? 4. What about whipped cream? 5. Have you ever faked an orgasm.. during really bad sex? 6. Do men really "know" where the g-spot is? 7. Foreplay or no foreplay? 8. Whats your spot that drives you crazy.. like your neck, ear... what really turns you on? 9. If you could go in the fridge.. in the heat of the moment.. what would you get and why? 10. Naked or not? 11. Do you believe in "setting the mood" with candles.. etc..? 12. How do you feel about oral? 13. Are you good at it? 14. Would you ever swallow? 15. Do you have any fanasties? 16. Do you have a fetish.. you would never tell anyone? 17. Do you think your sexy naked? 18. Would you be too shy, to masterbate in front of a girlfriend/boyfriend? 19. What position is your fa
Sex Quiz
1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to be in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/LICK me ? Answer: 4. Would u fuck me hard? Answer: 5. Would u hav sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to hav sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would u have phone sex with me? Answer: 18. Would u cheat on me? Answer: 20. If I gave u my heart would you love it or let it go? Answer: 21. Would you do me once and
Sex Quiz
You scored as A Slave To BDSM, Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM73% Sex God70% A Romantic58% Virgin43% How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
Sex Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Quiz, Read It And Take It If You Dare
1. What is the 1st thing you notice on the opposite sex? thier build I'm into women with some padding but not too big 2. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex?lol big boobies 3. What 1st drew you to your current bf/gf? I don't have one, but my last gf came on to me and it was magic 4. When did you first start liking the opposite sex?probally when i was about 6 5. Who was your fist true love? Jenny we are still friends but a 13 yr old and a 11 yr old as bf/gf never last 6. (women) What is your bra size? 7. (men) Have you ever measured your penis? I have and if you want to know my size you'll have to meet me to see it 8. When did you lose your virginity? At 13 9. Did you enjoy your 1st sexual experience? HELL YAH!!! 10. (women...or gay men) Biggest penis you've ever had? 11. Ever make out with someone of the same sex? No Theres a sign on my ass, "EXIT ONLY" 12. Are you straight, bi or gay?im straight 13. Do you remember your 1st orgas
Sex Questions
1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u want me 2 do u in? answer: 3.Would u wanna taste me? answer: 4.Would u want me 2 sex u hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 10.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 11.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 12.Where would u do me @? answer: 13.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 14.Would u do me again and again? answer: 15.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 16.Would u mind if we did it like porn stars? answer: 17.Would u have phone sex with me? answer: 18.If I gave u my heart would u love it or let it go? answer: 19.Would u do me once then leave me the next day? answer: 20.Would u tell me the truth no matter what it
Sex Quiz
Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did
Sex Quiz
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Quiz..got A 6!
Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you... +Above75 means you kinda suck in bed. +Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun --Below 50 means you are fun in bed --Below 25 means you are damn great in bed! AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!) Copy this and post your own bulletin! Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?" -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated. -Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a
Sex Quiz (yes I'm Kinda Bored)
Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you... +Above75 means you kinda suck in bed. +Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun --Below 50 means you are fun in bed --Below 25 means you are damn great in bed! AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!) Copy this and post your own bulletin! Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?" -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated. -Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a
The Sex Quiz.....do You Dare??
The Sex Quiz.....Do you Dare?? YOU START AT 50 and ADD or SUBTRACT points as stated for each statement that applies to you... +Above75 means you kinda suck in bed. +Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun --Below 50 means you are fun in bed --Below 25 means you are damn great in bed! AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!) Copy this and post your own bulletin! Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?" -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. 000-Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.
Sex Quiz
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Quiz Take If You Dare
The Sex Quiz.....Do you Dare?? Body: Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you... +Above75 means you kinda suck in bed. +Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun --Below 50 means you are fun in bed --Below 25 means you are damn great in bed! AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score. (TIP: USE A CALCULATOR...THINKING...pfft!!!) Copy this and post your own bulletin! Put the subject - "The sex quiz...Are you up for it?" -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated. -Su
Sex Questions
If We Had Sex.... GAME (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out) DONT BE SCARED. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO REALLY WANTS TO DO YOU ! > > > 1. Would you be in control? > > > 2. Would you let me pull your hair? > > > 3. Would you whisper in my ear? > > > 4. Would you talk dirty to me? > > 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? > > > 6. Would you say my name? > > 7. Would you go down on me? > > > 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? > > 9. How many rounds would we go? > > > 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? > > > 11. Would you take off all ur clothes then take mine off slowly? > > > 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? > > > 13. Would you like 2 play or get straight to the point? > > 14. Would you want me to take my time? > > > 15. Would u fall asleep when we were done? > > > 16. Would u want me to go fast or slow? > > 17. Where would u wanna "do it" at? > > >
Sex Questions
Lets see who is brave enough.....IF We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you want to tie me up? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet
Sex Questions
Lets see who is brave enough.....IF We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you want to tie me up? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet
Sex Quiz
You scored as Passionate/wet, You are a passionate lover. You go with what feels good. Your passion might cause you get wet often even outside of sex but you channel your passion to where you can please your partner. You either have a lot of lust or you just love your partner truely. You can't keep you hands of them and they wouldn't have it any other way. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Passionate/wet95% Hot/hard90% Exciting/Exotic70% Shy/Sweet45% Soft/slow40% Awkward/New5% How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com
Sex Questions
Check it out Sex Quiz HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007 YET? No damn still waiting 2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Um yea to many times to count. 3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? um yea but not during sex itself it was forplay he tickled me 4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY? Once the first time one because it hurt and to I was in love 5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Yes hate it when they just want to roll over and go to bed makes me feel like a peice of meat 6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Yes not going to say who. 7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? Yes had to get it over as quick as posible 8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? Really depends never had anyone that I enjoyed talking to me just didnt do it right. 9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX: Um duh I have Two children although one of them was produced with a condom and it didnt break figure that one out 10. EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENNDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? the thought of that is just disturbing 1
Sex Questions
Are you daring enough to answer this and send it back ? Name: Age: Would you have sex with me? What positions would you want to be in? Would you give me oral pleasure? Would you have hard pounding sex, make love, or mix it up? Would you have sex with me the first night we met? Would you give me a naked pic? Would you do me in a hot steamy shower? Would you let me handcuff or tie you to the bed? . Would you join me in a 3-some? What is it about me that makes you want to have sex with me? Would you talk dirty to me while we had sex? Where would you like to be when we have sex? Would you have sex with me in front of other people? Would you have multiple sex sessions with me in the same night? Would you have sex with me in the rain, letting me bend you over the hood of a car? Would you mind if we got nasty and dirty like in a porno? Would you have phone sex with me? Phone number? Would you have sex with me once and then leave me the next day? Would yo
Sex Quiz
What is your sexual style? You scored as a Shy You are shy, cute...but shy. There are a lot of people that find you attractive but you just aren't sure what to do. Shy 63% Hot 50% Exciting 50% Soft 25% Sweet 25% Wet 13% Awkward 6% Violent 0%
Sex Quotes
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." * Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither." * Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." * Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." * Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." * Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." * George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." * Sharon Stone "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." * Jack Nicholson Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." * Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you
Sex Quiz
You have a Sexual IQ of 134 You know a lot about sex. You have had many sexual experiences and you are well versed in all of the lingo associated with sex. You watch a lot of T.V. shows about sex and you pick up a lot through movies and T.V. You are likely to get even smarter when it comes to sex, because you are very intelligent already and are just waiting to have more sexual experiences. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Quiz
How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com You scored as Very KinkyYou are very Kinky. Yuo are not over the top but you like kinky arousements and you are willing to try something new every time. You will make a very fun sex partner Very Kinky 100%A Sicko 80%Average 50%A WUSS !! 40%
Sex Quiz
You have a Sexual IQ of 153 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Quotes
Sex Quotes I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Tom Clancy "You know 'that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither." Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." Lynn Lavner "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." Sharon Stone "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is," Barbara Bush (Former U.S. First La
Sex Quiz
Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you... * Above75 means you kinda suck in bed. * Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun * Below 50 means you are fun in bed * Below 25 means you are damn great in bed! Ready? Here we go... -Add 10 if you are a virgin. -Subtract 5 if You have had sex before. -Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm. -Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated. -Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else. -Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex [one night stand]. -Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked. -Add 3 if you haven't been ki
Sex Question 1
Have you ever been arrested or are you in danger of being arrested because of your practices of voyeurism, exhibitionism, prostitution, sex with minors, indecent phone calls, etc.?
Sex Quotes
Sex Quotes. 1. I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney 2. Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. ~ Woody Allen 3. The intimacy in sex is never only physical. In a sexual relationship we may discover who we are in ways otherwise unavailable to us, and at the same time we allow our partner to see and know that individual. As we unveil our bodies, we also disclose our persons. ~Thomas Moore 4. Because every portion of the body, mind, and spirit yearns for the integration of yin and yang, angelic intercourse is led by the spirit rather than the sexual organs. . . . Where ordinary intercourse unites sex organs with sex organs, angelic cultivation unites spirit with spirit, mind with mind, and every cell of one body with every cell of the other body. ~Lao Tzu 5. I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. ~ Author Unkn
~*sex Questions*~
What happened to 1??? Humm... Oh Well ! 2. Ever had sex in a public place? 3. Ever laugh during sex? 4. Ever cry during sex? 5. Do you like to cuddle after sex? 6. Ever regret sex with someone? 7. Ever faked an orgasm? 8. Dirty talk, or shut up? 9. Have you ever had phone sex? 10. Ever have a one night stand? 11. How bout a 3-some? 12. Ever watch porn during sex? 13. Ever thought of someone else during sex? 14. Has the condom ever broken? 15. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 16. Who would you like to have sex with now? 17. Are you involved with someone? 18. Are you horny now? 19. Ever used toys? 20. Ever done it in an elevator? 21. Have you had sex in shower before? 22.What do you think about sex in a car? 23. Oldest and youngest you'd go out with and sleep with ? 24. Oral sex? 25. Foreplay? 26. Would you let your partner tie you up? 27. Anal?
Sex Quiz!!!
Welcome 2 the Nasty QUIZ. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!! Rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self! 1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u ........ me in? answer: 3.Would u suck me up/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u sex me hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u use desert? answer: 10.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 13.Where would u do me @? answer: 14.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 15.Would u do me again and again? answer: 16.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 17.Would u mind if we did it like ........
Sex Quiz
Welcome 2 the Nasty QUIZ. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!! Rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self! 1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u ........ me in? answer: 3.Would u suck me up/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u sex me hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u use desert? answer: 10.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 13.Where would u do me @? answer: 14.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 15.Would u do me again and again? answer: 16.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 17.Would u mind if we did it like ........
Sex Questions To Embarrassed To Ask:
Here are some sex questions you may have been too embarrassed to ask: Why aren’t my breasts a perfectly matched set? Unless they’ve been surgically altered, most women’s breasts are not perfectly matched. That’s because breasts are made of mammary gland tissue and fat, and there are naturally different. Is it normal to pass gas during orgasm? When you climax, the muscles around your genitals including the sphincter muscle – relax, and when they do, it’s not unusual for a little gas to escape. If I had a dream about having sex with another woman, does that mean I’m gay or bisexual? It could mean you’re attracted to women (or a particular woman), but it could also mean you’re missing the closeness that friendships with women brings. “Sometimes women symbolize nurturance, love and closeness,” Sugg explains. “If you’re in a relationship with a guy and you’re not getting enough closeness, a dream like this might symbolize that you need more of that.” Is a cold sore the s
Sex Quiz
SEX QUIZ Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your pay packet and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your pay packet! Q.) How can you tell when a car mechanic just had sex? A.) One hand is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down to make a tire, and call it a goodyear. Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
Sex Questions
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET...
Sex Quiz
You have a Sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Questionnaire
Yet another copycat from the Hoody. :-) Ok so this is just like a survey kinda, just pm me your answers. Blog it yourself and pass it around like crackwhores on meth. When did you loose your Virginity? What was the most Unique spot you had sex? Do you daily Masturbate? Vanilla or Chocolate? Do you NEED Porn for Masturbation? Biggest Dick you've had? Smallest Dick you've had? Biggest Tits you've sucked on? Longest Kiss? Longest Relationship? Shortest Relationship? Have you ever cheated on your partner? Is it difficult to fuck on a Water Bed? Will you send your Answers to me?
Sex Quiz
Your Bedroom Grade: A+ You've got it going on in the sack. You know how to please your partner in every possible way. You are a one in a million, and anyone that is lucky enough to get with you will agree with this quiz! What's your Bedroom Grade? at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Quiz(please Read And Answer,thnk U)
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Ever had a threesome? 19. Ever used a sex toy? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Can I use you as a booty call? 23. Do you like foreplay? 24. What is foreplay to you? 25. Can we take pictures of the act? 26. Would you call me the next day? 27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Sex Quiz
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your pay packet and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your pay packet! Q.) How can you tell when a car mechanic just had sex? A.) One hand is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down to make a tire, and call it a goodyear. Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
Sex Quiz
What is it that you absolutely need sexually? to get off What is something you have always wanted to try? hmmmm What is something you have never done in bed before?two guysWhat time of day do you like to have sex?any time i canWhat do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?a nice looking dick or nice set of tittiesHow long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?not very longIf someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?both, love the though of getting caughtWould it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river?nahHave you ever faked an orgasm? ummmm yeahWhat Part of your body are you self-conscious about?my tummyDo you have any sexual regrets?too many to countIf a lover cheated on you would you take them back?hellz nahHow Important is sex in your life?very, i love sexHow Important is love in your life?also very importantWhat is the biggest fight you have ever had with a bf/gf?don't think we have had any real big onesD
Sex Question Of The Week...on Hump Day!
Wow I haven't posted a blog in a looong ass time (and anyone who says I shouldn't have posted this one either - BITE ME!) So here's the question...brought to you by Hump Day and our horny Fu-friends.  Do you use PROPS in the bedroom? Clothes, toys, creams, lotions, ice cubes, altoids...anything that you bring into the mix.  If so...what do you use? C'mon share!  
Sex Quiz
Welcome 2 the Nasty QUIZ. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person? if so, message them your answers!!!Rules:Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self!1.Would u have sex with me?answer: 2.What position would u ........ me in?answer: 3.Would u suck me up/eat me out?answer: 4.Would u sex me hard?answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me?answer:6.Give me a naked pic?answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower?answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me?answer: 9.Would u use desert?answer:10.Would u have a 3-some with me?answer: 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me?answer:12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed?answer:13.Where would u do me @?answer:14.Would u do me in front of people?answer:15.Would u do me again and again?answer:16.Would u do me in the rain?answer:17.Would u mind if we did it like ........ stars?answer:18.Would u have phone sex with me?answer:19.If i gave u my heart would u love it or let it go?
Sex Questionnaire
FILL THIS OUT AND SEND IT TO ME PPPPLLLLLEEEEAAASSSEEEE!!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION" CUT AND PASTE AND REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN.........1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Favorite position (s)?4. Do you think I'm hot?5. Would you have sex with me?6. lights on or off?7. Would you have to be drunk?8. Would you take a shower with me?9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?10. Would you leave after or stay the night?11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?12. Condom or skin?13. Do you give Oral pleasures?14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?15. Have sex on the first date?16. Would you kiss me during sex?17. Do you think I would be good in bed?18. Threesome?20. How many times would you like to cum?21. Would you use me as a booty call?21. Can I use you as a booty call?22. Do you like foreplay?23. What is foreplay to you?24. Can we take pictures of the act?25. Phone number?26. Will you post this so I c
Sex Quiz
(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say! ....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!)==================================================================================================What is it that you absolutely need sexually? Foreplay! What is something you have always wanted to try? Being with another woman! What is something you have never done in bed before? Never been tied up What time of day do you like to have sex? anytime! What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? The desire in thier eyes How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?Never timed it before, but I love kissing!If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Depends on who it is...complete strangers excting. Family members....nervous. Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? Only if thier were families with children around. Otherwise I wouldn't car
Sex Quiz...
Sex Quiz Take It!!! HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID THIS WEEK? ;)EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? oh yesEVER LAUGH DURING SEX? a few timesEVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY? NO,WHY WOULD I? I LOVE SEX!DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? oh yea if its with the right person its better.EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? yeah but it happened so oh wellEVER FAKED AN ORGASM? yeah a few times with my Ex Jess...lolDIRTY TALK, OR STFU? Both lol.EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? yeaEVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?NO, who came up with this question? EVER HAVE A THREESOME? yepEVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? yep yepEVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? yeaHAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? yes a couple timesWHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?Hahaha my dad walked in on me & JenHOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?oh god lol. ummm 14WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?I'm a guy so YES!DO YOU LIKE 69?yea ARE YOU HORNY NOW? now i am thanksHOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? my info not yours!!!DO YO
Sex Questions
Sex Questions to Get to Know Your Partner Give a rating between 0-100 0 being NO interest with 100 being LOVE it… You can also enter “DK” for Don’t Know  -Do you really want to answer the following questions? - -Long teasing and foreplay sessions- -After play- -Have a sensual massage-    -Give a sensual massage- -Have pictures taken while you are dressed sexy and/or naked - -Give a lap dance- -Receive a lap dance- - Have your picture taken during sex- -Use mirrors while having sex-                  -Watch your partner masturbate    - -Be watched by your partner while you masturbate- -Fondle your partner in a public setting (restaurant/theater) - -Have sex in a car- -Have oral sex while driving- -Have sex in the woods or in a park- -Have sex in a place where you might get caught- -Role-play in costumes and/or act out fantasies- -You or partner wears stockings and high heels during sex- -Listen to romantic music while having sex- -H
Sex Revealed
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX: Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"     LOUD SEX: A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"     QUIET SEX: Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"     CONFOUNDED SEX: A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him th
Sex Rocks!!! Well..we Knew That But Heres Even More Reason..lol
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burnes 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Differe
Sex'r'us
I DONT WANNA GROW UP I'M A SEX'R'US FEAN.. THERES A MILLION TOYS AT SEX'R'US THAT I CAN PLAY WITH. FROM WHIPS TO CHAINS TO VIDEO GAMES ITS THE BIGEST SEX SHOP THERE IS I DONT WANNA GROW UP. CUZ IF I DID.. I WOULDNT BE A SEX'R'US FEAN.... LMMFAO
$7 Sex (repeat But Still Very Funny!!)
Subject: $7 SEX A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye. The next week, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's mar
Sex Revised
Sex Revised you kiss me softly in the hollow of my neck. Your lips send shivers down my spine making me want you making me w e t. I pull at your shirt And in a graceful rush we strip. staring... you at me I at you. I make my move. touch you where I know you like it. kiss you where I know you crave it. tease you where I know it aches. your hands run over my flesh. Every inch you know there is nothing left to explore. yet everything is new. You lay me down. The sheets feel fresh and smell clean. Your fingers move in rhythm with my breathing. Your tongue explores between my lips. You ask me to close my eyes. I hold my breath. I can hear everything. I can feel you near. And then there is nothing. nothing. nothing. complete and utter darkness, silence. I wait. I worry. I wimper I beg. I plead. I cry... silently. Inside its a miracle I explode. I feel you I gasp for air I've forgotten how to breathe.
Sex Red Head Contest
I HOPE ALL MY FRIENDS WILL GO HELP MY WONDERFUL FRIEND IN THIS CONTEST,
Sex Recipe
Ingredients: 2 Loving eyes. 2 Loving arms 2 Well shaped legs 2 Firm milk containers 1 Fur lined mixing bowl 2 Large nuts 1 Large banana Method: Look into loving eyes. Fold in loving arms Spread well shaped legs Squeeze and massage milk containers gently until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased. Check frequently with middle finger. Add banana - work in and out until well creamed. Cover with nuts and sigh with relief. Cake done when banana becomes soft. Be sure to wash mixing utensils and don't lick the bowl! P.S. If cake begins to rise, leave town immediately!!!
Sex Recipe
SEX RECIPE Ingredients: 2 Loving eyes. 2 Loving arms 2 Well shaped legs 2 Firm milk containers 1 Fur lined mixing bowl 2 Large nuts 1 Large banana Method: Look into loving eyes. Fold in loving arms Spread well shaped legs Squeeze and massage milk containers gently until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased. Check frequently with middle finger. Add banana - work in and out until well creamed. Cover with nuts and sigh with relief. Cake done when banana becomes soft. Be sure to wash mixing utensils and don't lick the bowl! P.S. If cake begins to rise, leave town immediately!!!
Sex Recipe
SEX RECIPE Ingredients: 2 Loving eyes. 2 Loving arms 2 Well shaped legs 2 Firm milk containers 1 Fur lined mixing bowl 2 Large nuts 1 Large banana Method: Look into loving eyes. Fold in loving arms Spread well shaped legs Squeeze and massage milk containers gently until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased. Check frequently with middle finger. Add banana - work in and out until well creamed. Cover with nuts and sigh with relief. Cake done when banana becomes soft. Be sure to wash mixing utensils and don't lick the bowl! P.S. If cake begins to rise, leave town immediately!!!
Sex Researcher
This sex researcher phones one of the participants in a recent survey of his to check on a discrepancy. He asks the bloke, "In response to the question on frequency of intercourse you answered 'twice weekly'. Your wife, on the other hand, answered 'several times a night'." "That's right," replies the bloke, "And that's how it's going to stay until our second mortgage is paid off."
Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: Depends on my moodDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: opposite most of the timeHow often do you like to have sex?: all the timeIs sex a top priority for you?: yesDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: yesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: only a couple timesHow do you feel about one night stands?: they're okayHow many one night stands have you had?: 4What's your favorite position?: doggieWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: in public in a car, bedroom, I like the thrill of getting coughtDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: dependsHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yesHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: dependsDo you get off first or do they?: theyDo you like kissing during sex?: yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: loudDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?:
Sex Scene Of A Hooker
Tragedie struck So I fucked your mothers butt First I greased up a carrot and she made it to the green I learned how to fuck from Twiztid and now im makin her scream TAP TAP TAP OH SHIT Your fathers home from work and now he's knockalockin at the door So I donkey punch that bitch like BLAAAM I love her too much couldnt let her see this death scene I open the door, your pops strolls in Talkin big and bad like he's tough shit So I took my axe and didnt hesitate to crack Im covered in blood and ya mutha's wakin up Im straight up FUCKED
Sex Slave For Hire
The house was in the country, on a small estate surrounded by forest. The couple was young, in their mid-thirties, with the kind of jobs that meant they rarely had to sit behind a desk. They had money and needs, and word went out through the vine I listened to that they were looking for a maid, and a slave. I rang the doorbell. A moment later the door opened and a very attractive young man stared down at me. His skin was brown, Latino, I thought, and his eyes black. He had an arrogant look to him, and I hoped he wasn't the Master of the house. He wore black leather pants and nothing else, his body rippling with smooth muscle. He let me in and gestured that I should follow him. He took me to a salon where the Master and Mistress of the house reclined on couches. The Mistress motioned me to a chair. The interview began. I answered their questions honestly; I was here in the hope of laying myself bare to them, giving them all I had, and I would start now. I studied them
Sex Sex Sex
So what is it about sex blogs that is so interesting? I was looking at the blogs again and over 75% of them are about sex in one way or another. Should I write porn stories? Would more people read my blog if I wrote about sex? The answer is definately YES. Look at the top blogs. Some married couple thinks its cute to talk about how fun it is to share each other and tell the world about it. I mean I like sex, you like sex, so what! Is LC turning into interactive porn? Are that many people on here not having sex? Or is it that they are having really bad sex that they need to get on here and look at pics, read about it, then talk to someone they will never meet about it? Ya know, whenI was younger I learned that only little boys and whores kissed and told. To be honest, I dont really care how many dicks the little fat girl in the top 10 sucked, or why she likes it. (there goes my internet popularity) The really funny thing is, it is all for show, all for attention. Do you really think
Sex Slave For Hire Part 2 - Erotic Story
I don’t think, when I first contemplated taking a job as a sex slave, that I realised just how difficult it would be to do the work as directed, while being fondled and played with and, when I least expected it, fucked. The Master and Mistress derived a lot of satisfaction, I quickly learned, from giving me tasks they knew I would struggle to complete and then punishing me for it. My first week was filled with mistakes, and my bottom was crisscrossed with welts. Morning was one of my favourite times. I always woke to an empty bed, my one moment of solace and reflection. The previous day’s deeds would be relived, in vivid detail, and I would be wet before I even saw the Master. I got a kind of cruel pleasure from tormenting myself, in struggling to hold back release. It would only get worse. I showered, shampooing my hair, washing my feet and armpits, carefully cleaning my arse and pussy, checking for any unwanted hair. The Master liked my bald pussy,
Sex,sex,sex
So im sat here reading someguys blog about how most ppl on lost cherry are a either sex mad or a perv! So its got me thinking is sex really that important? I mean , dont get me wrong, i love sex and its surely is a great thing... but is it the be all and end all of a relationship? If u met ur dream/man woman and they didnt want too have sex for various reasons, would u end the relationship? If u were having a sexual relationship with someone and they were crap in bed, would u finish the relationship, Have we become totaly sex bonkers? How many of u actually would pick a true meaningfull relationship over sex?
Sex Survery
My friend sent me this...would u reply? 1. Would you fuck me? 2. What positions would u fuck me in? 3. Would u lick/suck me ? 4. Would u fuck me hard? 5. Would u fuck me the first night u met me? 6. Would u let me pull your hair while u fucked me? 7. Would u fuck me in the shower? 8. Would u let me handcuff you or tie you up to the bed and then fuck you? 9. What about me makes u want to fuck me? 10. Would u talk dirty to me while we fucked? 11. Where would you fuck me? 12. Would u fuck me again? 13. Would u fuck me in the rain/snow/in public? 14. Would fuck me like a porn star? 15. Would you fuck with me once and never again? 16. Would you fuck me with your mouth? 17. Would you let me tongue fuck your ass? 18. Would you let me fuck your mouth? 19. Would you fuck me in/on a car/truck? 20. Would you let me drink your cum after we fuck? 21. Would you kiss me after I mouth fuck your pussy? 22. Would yo
Sex Signs
Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Signs
Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: Depends on the moodDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: oppositeHow often do you like to have sex?: everydayIs sex a top priority for you?: sordaDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: yeahHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: NEVERHow do you feel about one night stands?: Pisses me offHow many one night stands have you had?: noneWhat's your favorite position?: anyWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: anywereDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: depends on the moodHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yeahHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: maybe 5 min..he dont like to fore-play.Do you get off first or do they?: theyDo you like kissing during sex?: yepDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: loudDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: loudDoes size matter (for girlz-- dicks/fo
Sex Skillz
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Skills
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
"sexsomniacs" Puzzle Medical Researchers
"Sexsomniacs" puzzle medical researchers Thu Oct 26, 8:35 AM ET Researchers are struggling to understand a rare medical condition where sufferers unknowingly demand, or actually have, sex while asleep, New Scientist magazine reported on Wednesday. Research into sexsomnia -- making sexual advances toward another person while asleep -- has been hampered as sufferers are so embarrassed by the problem they tend not to own up to it, while doctors do not ask about it. As yet there is no cure for the condition, which often leads to difficulties in relationships. "It really bothers me that I can't control it," Lisa Mahoney told the magazine. "It scares me because I don't think it has anything to do with the partner. I don't want this foolish condition to hurt us in the long run." Most researchers view sexsomnia as a variant of sleepwalking, where sufferers are stuck between sleep and wakefulness, though sexsomniacs tend to stay in bed rather than get up and walk about. W
Sex Survey
Try this survey and lemme here your score! NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?Over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given someone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?More than 15 6. What is your pubic hair style?Trimmed neatly 7. What kind of underwear do you wear?Boxers 8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos?Both taken and been in them 9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 10. Do you watch porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?No, neither 12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants?Over 8 inches 13. Have you ever expirimented with another man?No, I'm straight as can be 14. What is your favorite sexual position?Doggie style 15. Are you circumcised?No I am not 16. What gets you off fastest?Blow job 17. How often do
Sex Scope Ty Wckdangel
Sagittarius You are fun loving and independent, and you don’t like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bored in a long term one. In bed you are demanding of your partner. You want to have hot sex all of the time. You also like to experiment sexually, with different positions and fantasies. Sex matches: Aries, Leo, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Sells (nothing Compares To The Sight Of A Pretty Woman)
iight... i love women..i strongly believe that there is nothing prettier on this earth than the sight of a woman.(my opinion) anyhooo.i've been kinda like stuck on level 4 "chill cherry thing" for a while..not knowing what to do to get past that hump, i decided to add some new pics and change my main pic. basically i upgraded my main pic to that of a beautiful sight: meaning i replaced my pic with that of a woman. furthermore i included some pics of some luscious lovelys in my album..."ahhhh women the very essence of a mans worth in this world". guess what happened after that,i bolted through level 4 just like that..furthermore..i've got more friend request from guys in a day than i have in like my 4 months or so on this place. all thanks to the most beautifulest things in this WORLD.
Sex Story
Its a clear starry night, we're in the back seat of a stretch limo. Just the two of us driving thro town drinking champagne. You're wearing a black dress. When sitting the bottom of it is only about half way down your thighs. I'm in a tuxedo we look like we are going to a special black tie event. i lean over and kiss you softly and passionately. You kiss back and i slowly move my hand up your thigh. My touch is soft and smooth and slow giving you goose bumps. As my hand reaches your pussy I realize that you aren't wearing any underwear. I feel you already soakin wet and i slide a finger into you slowly and deeply. You moan and your body quivers. You pull my face into your and kissing me harder. I then start kissing you on your neck and slowly moving down your body. Touching and kissing you everywhere thro your dress. I get down between your legs throw them over my shoulder and go to town. I lick all around your pussy lips slowly and strongly. I flick my tongue across your clit very lig
Sex Survey
ADULT QUESTIONS HERE. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT, DON'T READ! Most surveys are pointless and childish......lets see what kinda balls (or eggs) ya got!!! 1. How many people have you fucked? 12 2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done? 2 3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF? no 4. Ever paid for sex? no 5. Ever been married? yes 6. Ever been divorced? will be soon 7. If you had to pick one whats your fav sexual position? doggie with my hair being pulled 8. Do you own any guns? no 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? no 10. Ever been to rehab? no 11. Ever do anything gay sexually? nope 12. Ever fuck anyone that you met on myspace or aol or anyother instant message service? yep 14. Ever have cam sex? no 16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? no 17. How many states have you lived in? 1 18. How many countries have you lived in? 1 19
Sex Symbols
Sex is the most pleasurable aspect of life. No one can deny that, The passion that ignites in a person is not an individual thing. Everyone experiences the pleasure offered by sex in its entirety. It is usually said that men most of the time think about sex. Sex, sex, sex and more sex. A human being thinks about sex most of the time and the craving for more erotica makes sex carnal and raw. This mysterious passion and desire for sex is innate. We usually fantasize about having sex with someone we find extremely gorgeous and alluring. According to a certain study, man fantasize about having sex with women who are extremely attractive , women who possess large curvaceous body types and facial features as opposed to women with boyish or small facial proportions. And, sex symbols just possess that. The sex symbols in the world since time immemorial have been women who dared to show more skin. Models, action girls, singers and actresses mostly fall in this bracket. Sophie Loren ste
Sex, Sex, And More Sex!!!!
Now that I got your attention... I have a good friend who needs some love on his page, some new friends and fans, and rate his pictures while your at it. He really is a good guy! Poetry In Motion@ CherryTAP
Sex Slave...
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM100%Sex God75%A Romantic58%Virgin5%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
Sex Surey
These questions get right to the point answer truthfully and repost .. 1. Anal or oral? 2. Chocolate or whip Cream? 3. Ice or feathers? 4. Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? 5. Movie porn or live porn? 6. What do you wear to bed ? 7. Love making or hard fucking? 8. Do you shave ? 9. Spit or swallow? 10. Do you masturbate ? 11. Whats your turn on ? 12. Whats your favorite position ? 13. Do you belive in no glove no love ? 14. Where would you really love to have sex ? 15. How long can you go ? (and be honest) 16. Bondage or soft & gentle ? 17. Have you ever had sex in public ? 18. Do you touch yourself and get turned on ? 19. Is there anyone on your mind you want to have sex with ? 20. List one person on your buddy list you would have sex with? Be honest !!
Sex Show
ok... I know you people read these blogs... so I am going to SPAM HERE.. muahhh ahh ahh I AM DOING A SEX SHOW TONIGHT!!!! now.... CLICK BACK TO MY PROFILE AND LISTEN TO THE STREAMING AUDIO!!!!! DO NOT MISS IT!!!!
Sex Style
Whats your sex style? Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY! Take this test
Sex Survey
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Style
Whats your sex style? Fierce Sex StyleStraight to it! No time for kissing and touching here... Maybe the heat of the moment...But always great! Leaving them wanting MORE EACH TIME!!!!!! Take this test
The Sex Slave - Submissivewife
I was with Alice 3 years so that we lived together in an apartment near the north side of Athens. THere were lots of college students there and we were sort of the oldest couple there but it was not unusual that we had some of the middle aged college staff over. Early in our relationship I found out about Alice\'s previous life. Her ex-husband had made her (and now she was a willing) Slave. He had pushed the borders of their sex life slowly until he had her doing absolutley anything he told her to do. She now had been looking for another \"Master\" for over a year but had not found anyone she liked until we had started flirting at the hospital and now she was sitting across from me telling me how she was wishing for her old life to begin again. She was kneeing, naked and a small very ornate collar on that had a leash attached and she was offering it to me. She had already let me know that she had a need to suck cock and swallow all the cum she could and she called that her \"Ice Cream
Sex Style
Whats your sex style? Erotic Sex StyleKissing, touching...pulling hair...handcuffs...whatever goes in your bedroom or backyard...truck...neighbors bedroom even! Its lights, camera ...ACTION BABY! Take this test
Sex Style
Whats your sex style? Fierce Sex StyleStraight to it! No time for kissing and touching here... Maybe the heat of the moment...But always great! Leaving them wanting MORE EACH TIME!!!!!! Take this test
Sex Story
... their eyes having adjusted to the dark room gently lit with moonlight, Jack is laying on his side watching the moonlight dance on her satiny skin. jill rises and asks jack to sit up in the bed. He takes the position of Indian style as jill leans back with her legs spread wide, giving jack the most perfect seat for the erotic show about to begin. jill rubs her fingers gently over her swollen lips, separating them softly as if to show off the flower within, and massaging the hood of her thick clit, slowing and seductively coaxing it out to be played with. jack smiled as he thought about how sensitive her clitoris is. The sight of her hips slowly beginning to rise and lower in front of him is like erotic art in motion. Her thumb and forefinger relentlessly rub and squeeze her throbbing clit. Knowing that orgasm is imminent, jill raises her legs in the air and ever so slowly inserts two fingers into her hungry pussy, moaning softly as the feeling surges through her and her pussy coats
Sex Story
... the fact that when I see a pussy, I know exactly what the gal feels like when she's having it touched, licked, fucked... When I see a picture or a movie of a pussy, my pussy tingles as if what's being done to that gal is being done to me. I can feel every touch, every lick, every stroke. It drives me wild. Not to mention the fact that there's just something so erotic about a pussy.. In the evening after a nice hot bath or shower, right before bed, is my favorite time to explore my pussy. It's nice and clean, fresh, and warm... not to mention a little pinker than normal, so I don't have any problems exporing the full depths of it. Just the thought of what I'm about to do makes little electric-like tingles course through my pussy. My nipples become erect in anticipation. In my bedroom, I have a clost with a full sized mirror on it. There's plenty of room in front of it, so that's where I like to be, so that I can get a good view of everything. I place blankets on the floor in f
Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: I like it rough babyDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: Both is goodHow often do you like to have sex?: How often are you offering?Is sex a top priority for you?: It could beDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: Oh hell yeahHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: Um, not much any moreHow do you feel about one night stands?: I've had someHow many one night stands have you had?: A fewWhat's your favorite position?: Bent over somethingWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: Anywhere is good with meDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: I wanna fuckHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: YeahHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: As long as I wantDo you get off first or do they?: MeDo you like kissing during sex?: Yes I doDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: I moan at all sound levelsDo you p
Sex Style, They Got This One Right!
Whats your sex style? Fierce Sex StyleStraight to it! No time for kissing and touching here... Maybe the heat of the moment...But always great! Leaving them wanting MORE EACH TIME!!!!!! Take this test
Sex Survey
Sex Survey Looked at a nude magazine? yes Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? yes Had phone sex? yes Had sex? yes What age did you lose your virginity? 16 Had sex with a virgin? yes Total # of partners you have had intercourse with? ?? Had more than 10 sexual partners? yes Had more than 100 sexual partners? no What was your craziest, strangest or most exciting sexual encounter? most exciting...Threesomes I highly recommend having on sometime! Masturbated? yes How many times a week would you say you masturbate? 4 Masturbated while someone watched? yes Do you enjoy masturbating in front of your lover? yes Masturbated for a group of three or more people? No Masturbated covertly in public? yes Pierced your genitals or nipples? Yes my nipples Seen a live stripper? Yes Seen a live sex show? Yes Flashed someone (breasts, genital, mooned)? Yes Streaked with a group of six or more? no Stripped for someone? Yes
Sex Style
Whats your sex style? Romantic Sex StyleYou like to take it slow, lots of kissing and touching. Just like in a Chick flick... takes the girls away! At best when you are in love with your sex partner, and if not...they will be! Take this test
Sex Survey
Sex Survey Looked at a nude magazine? yes Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? yes Had phone sex? yes Had sex? yes What age did you lose your virginity? 13 Had sex with a virgin? yes Total # of partners you have had intercourse with? Shhhh, its a secret Had more than 10 sexual partners? maybe Had more than 100 sexual partners? no What was your craziest, strangest or most exciting sexual encounter? Might come later Masturbated? yes How many times a week would you say you masturbate? 6 Masturbated while someone watched? yes Do you enjoy masturbating in front of your lover? yes Masturbated for a group of three or more people? No Masturbated covertly in public? yes Pierced your genitals or nipples? Yes Seen a live stripper? Yes Seen a live sex show? Yes Flashed someone (breasts, genital, mooned)? Yes Streaked with a group of six or more? yes Stripped for someone? Yes Stripped for a group of 3 or more? No
Sex Survey
How Good In Bed Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 100% which makes you ExcellentYou are an expert in the bedroom. You know how to please your partner and keep them coming back and begging for moreHow Good In Bed Are You, find out at NaughtyQ.com
Sex Scenes
He slowly moves the covers off the bed as he reaches for the young woman lying next to him. though he is already naked, she has on a black silk teddy with a pink lace around the neck & waist. Lifting the teddy he exposes her tender lower body, he continues to lift the teddy until her entire naked body is exposed. lying atop her, he kisses her passionately on the neck & upper chest while caressing her breasts. As his head moves down her body, he begins to lick the tops of her breasts, with circular motion around her nipples. His hands slide down rubbing her cliitoris, with his thumb, he inserts his middle & ring fingers into her slightly moist pussy. With his other hand, he lifts each of her breasts so he can lick & sensually kiss every part of her body. His finger rubs back and forth on both the inside & outside of her pussy causing her to wake with a pleasant scream, as she orgasms. His penis long & hard rubs slowly along her leg, she reaches down grabs a hold of it & begins to stroke
Sex Study..
It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position.! The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead.
Sex - Sex - And More Sex
Seems like if I write about sex on here I might actually get a hit on my blog..Damn it is just like a real bar. I could write a real sweet short story or bad ass poem about sex and some nice things to try..I said nice now - Choke me I like it...Or do I ? Come on gals and guys I'm still alil new here give me a clue please. Guess I need to learn how to work this site,lol... Anyways........Sex - making love - or living for the moment IT IS AWESOME....Nothing else like it..
Sex Survey
THE ULTIMATE SEX SURVEY This is the ultimate sex survey. The trick is to repost this and see if someone gives u their answers. Name: Chuck Age: 28 Current Location: Pennsylvania Eye/Hair Color: hazel....black Height: 5'8" Ethnicity: Caucasion Sexual Orientation: Straight Size of penis/breast: 7- 7 1/2 WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Age: 20's or 30's Eye/Hair: green/red....a dark color/black....they my 2 favs...but if it looks good..its all good..lol Height: shorter than me Ethnicity: Doesnt matter Body Type: Ummmmmmm....in shape would b nice.... Whats your favorite part of a guys/gals body? Her eyes, hair, stomach, ass EASY QUESTIONS: What kind of underwear R U Wearing? boxers Have you ever given/received a lap dance? Yes Ever watch a porno? Yes *looks at drawer*lol Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didnt? teasin is fun sometimes Are you into ass smacking? if she wanted me too...dont matter Are you a Virgin?: no When
Sex, Sex, Sex...........now That I Got Your Attention Be Prepared To Laugh
POEM # 1 Roses are red, Pickles are green I love your legs and whats between POEM # 2 Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And i'll fuck you clean POEM # 3 I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass POEM # 4 Im a cool girl, in a cool town it takes a real mother fucker to put me down POEM # 5 Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says i love you You belive its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 monthes in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldnt have happened If the rubber wouldnt have torn POEM # 6 Guys are like roses, Watch out for the pricks. POEM # 7 Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut. POEM # 8 Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in. POEM #9 Holy mother , full of grace Bless
Sex, Sex And More Sex
Now that I have your attention, I wanted to take this opportunity to put my ideas, thoughts and perspective out there for everyone. Comments would be appreciated. Let me start off with I luv sex...my ex kept accusing me of being a nymphomaniac. I figure if you're with someone that you want to be with the energy just flows and it's addicting. Moving past that I luv my friends and my special friends who I share intimate moments with are not for divulging and dropping names, out of respect for privacy and being a gentleman. One-night stands, all depends on your definition, mine is that you meet this random person, you have sex and never see them again save perhaps one awkward moment a week or month later. When I was in college there were a few classmates who I had sexual encounters with and we remained friends. I wouldn't consider these one-night stands since we saw each other in class and around campus and we had sex every now and again. Sex in public, now some people are j
Sex Survey
THE ULTIMATE SEX SURVEY This is the ultimate sex survey. The trick is to repost this and see if someone gives u their answers. Name: Dana Age: 21 Current Location: Oklahoma Eye/Hair Color: Blue/Blond Height: 5'4" Ethnicity: White and Indian(though u cant tell it lol) Sexual Orientation: Bi Size of penis/breast: large breasts lol WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Age: close to mine Eye/Hair: about any Height: taller than me Ethnicity: same as me i suppose Body Type: muscular Whats your favorite part of a guys/gals body?: guys- chest, girls- chest EASY QUESTIONS: What kind of underwear R U Wearing? pink lace thong Have you ever given/received a lap dance? yes given and received Ever watch a porno? yes Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didnt? yes Are you into ass smacking? sometimes Are you a Virgin? not even close When did you lose it? when i was 15 How was your first time? pretty much sucked If you had a choice would y
Sex, Sex, And Sex!!!!
On a mid afternoon she walked into a place of the unknown, did she know where she was going, she didnt know, but she was there and so was he, it had been so long since she had seen someone of his grace and handsomeness, that she was shocked and udderly confused when he walked past her and he touched the small of her open back like it was nothing. When she sees him she knows she wants him with every grace and sexual desire that is in here torn and woven body, a woman that has had such hardships and pleasures in her life as she and she feels that no man like him will ever want her, But he does she just doesnt know it. He walks over to her, he places his hand on her face like it was something they have done time and time again and he knows that she knows that she wants it just as badly as him, he takes her by the hand and walks her down the beach as he says nothing and neither does she because she knows just as well as him that there is nothing that needs to be said just something that
Sex Story
pleses take time to read and let me know if it gets you all wet. In the beginning things were all hazy, She could not see clearly, everything had a halo around it - why? Before she could analyze the situation everything became crystal clear, she was in a crowded place, a club. There were people there that she knew but no-one spoke to her and she spoke to no-one. She had a feeling that she had been there a long time although time had no meaning to her, it was hot and the music was mesmerizing her. People walking past her brushed against her and she realized that her skin was hypersensitive, each touch made her skin tingle and her nipples stand erect. She took a sip of the drink in front of her, not sure if it was hers or not. No one complained so it must have been hers, it tasted nice anyway. Her attention was drawn to the writhing mass of bodies on the dance floor, unison movement to the beat of the music. She made her way through the wall of people, struggling to reach the middle o
Sex Survey
THE ULTIMATE SEX SURVEY This is the ultimate sex survey. The trick is to repost this and see if someone gives u their answers. Name: *Amanda* Age: *22* Current Location: *Michigan* Eye/Hair Color: *Hazel, Brown* Height: *5'7* Ethnicity: *White* Sexual Orientation: *straight* Size of penis/breast: *36c* WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Age: *between 22 and 29* Eye/Hair: *eyes-any ;hair-brown,black,blonde* Height: *between 5'10 and 6'4* Ethnicity: *depends* Body Type: *average, athletic* Whats your favorite part of a guys/gals body?: *hands, butt, eyes, smile* EASY QUESTIONS: What kind of underwear R U Wearing? *white panties* Have you ever given/received a lap dance? *yes* Ever watch a porno? *yes, many times* Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didnt? *yes* Are you into ass smacking? *totally* Are you a Virgin?: *hell no* When did you lose it? *16* How was your first time? *could have been better* If you had a choice wo
Sex Survey For 2007
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: bothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: oppositeHow often do you like to have sex?: at least 3-4 times a dayIs sex a top priority for you?: yesDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: yesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: noHow do you feel about one night stands?: not for me anymoreHow many one night stands have you had?: 1What's your favorite position?: the one that makes me cumWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: my bedroomDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: bothHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: noHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: 20 - 30 minutesDo you get off first or do they?: they doDo you like kissing during sex?: yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: quietDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: loudDoes size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)
Sex Survey
well, since all i have done so far for my CT site is pop a few pics up, i decided to start the surveys, this should answer a few questions, or create a few... feel free to ask anything you want... i'm an open person. The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: both... there's a time and place 4 everything.Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: oppositeHow often do you like to have sex?: i like to "workout" 4-5 times a day, at least 4 days a week. haven't lately, tho...Is sex a top priority for you?: not top, but significant.Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: most of the time. if i can't look them in the face, why am i f#ckin' with them to begin with?How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: nah, b. not yet.How do you feel about one night stands?: if it happens, it happens.How many one night stands have you had?: hahaha... after the first night, they kept comin' back,
Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: bothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: oppositeHow often do you like to have sex?: al the damn timeIs sex a top priority for you?: 2ndDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: yesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: never haveHow do you feel about one night stands?: i wouldnt knowHow many one night stands have you had?: 0What's your favorite position?: doggy or topWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: dont have a favDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: depends on my moodHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yesHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: not long hahaDo you get off first or do they?: themDo you like kissing during sex?: yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: loud as fuckDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: loudDoes size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- b
Sex Sandwich (omg This Is So Funny)
A guy is near the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately,he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! She whispers. Tomato!!! She moans. Lettuce!!! A little louder. Tomato!!! Even louder. Lettuce!!! Lettuce!!!She screams Lettuce!!! Lettuce!!! Whoa!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!
Sex Starts.........
...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 makeout ...a makeout leads 2 finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a fuck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ...subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...and pray you dont multiply
Sex Survey
This is the ultimate sex survey. The trick is to repost this and see if someone gives u their answers. Name: Bryan Age: 35 Current Location: Virginia Eye/Hair Color: Blue/Light Brown Height: 5'9 Ethnicity: White Sexual Orientation: Straight Size of penis/breast: average 6 inches i guess WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Age: Prefer 26-38 Eye/Hair: Any Height: 5'5 and up Ethnicity: Depends Body Type: petite to average Whats your favorite part of a guys/gals body?: legs, eyes, ass, in that order EASY QUESTIONS: What kind of underwear R U Wearing? None Have you ever given/received a lap dance? Yes Ever watch a porno? Yes Ever made someone think you were gonna have sex but didnt? lol, Yes Are you into ass smacking? Yes Are you a Virgin?: whatever When did you lose it? 9th Grade How was your first time? i was drunk i think i enjoyed it If you had a choice would you have stayed a virgin longer? hell no Are you an easy O or hard O? depends Ever m
Sex-style
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM88%Sex God80%A Romantic50%Virgin23%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com
Sex ?s Answer It And Reply Ill Do The Same
1. Which of us would be in control? 2. Would you whisper freaky things in my ear? 3. Would you talk dirty to me if i asked you to? 4. Would you kiss me with a little or a lot of tongue? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you give me a hicky?? 7. How many rounds would we go? 8. What would you wanna do afterwards? 9. Would you take off all ur clothes for me? 10. Would you lick and bite me all over? 11. Would you like 4 play or get straight to the point? 12. Would you take your time if I told you to? 13. Would you fall asleep when we were done? idk 14. Would you want to go fast or slow? 15. Where would u wanna "do it" at? 16. Would u be loud or quiet? 17. Do you think u could make me have an orgasm? 18. Internal or External ? ( When I Cum ) 19. Are u gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you? 20. WOULD U MAKE LOVE TO ME TODAY? take the chalenge
Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69 Do you like it rough or sensual?: Rough Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: opposite How often do you like to have sex?: 24/7 Is sex a top priority for you?: YES!!! Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: yes How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: I have but not in a long time How do you feel about one night stands?: They rock How many one night stands have you had?: 10 What's your favorite position?: Doggie Where's your favorite place to have sex?: Church Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: fuck Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: yes How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: 20 mins or so Do you get off first or do they?: both Do you like kissing during sex?: LOVE IT Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: Quiet Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: Loud Does size matter (for girlz
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The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69 Do you like it rough or sensual?: sensual first, then w/e Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: opposite How often do you like to have sex?: 24/7 Is sex a top priority for you?: YES!!! Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: yes How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: never have :( How do you feel about one night stands?: probably nice How many one night stands have you had?:0 What's your favorite position?: legs on shoulders Where's your favorite place to have sex?:nice big bed Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: make love Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: yes How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: 20 mins or so Do you get off first or do they?: him Do you like kissing during sex?: ya Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: semi loud Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: Loud Does size matter (for g
Sex Survey Results
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?18-20 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bisexual 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?5-10 6. What is your pubic hair style?Landing strip, a little hair still there 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Thong 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Sort of tried to 9. What is your favorite position?Anything that gets me off 10. How often do you masturbate?Once a day 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Yes, I sure have 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, a threesome 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Yes, be
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Sex Study
It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead.
A Sex Storie Called Spank
had a dream last night, I know not the most original of first lines but stick with me: I promise it gets better. I was walking down a long corridor with a lush red carpet and orange toned walls; people were milling all around me, entering doors or just walking like me. It was a while before I started noticing the signs on the doors I was walking past. WATERSPORTS HORSE RIDING FOOD They all seemed quite innocent at first, then the signs started to become more blatant BONDAGE ANAL RAPE I watched people as they marched confidently into these rooms until I came upon one that made me look twice. SPANKING I felt undeniably drawn to this room, as if there was a force pulling me on. I walked forward and opened the door quietly and slowly, my heart thumping and my nipples hard with excitement and curiosity. As I walked in I could see nothing ahead of me, the room was quite dark and I couldn't hear anything, my heart started to beat harder as I felt more s
Sex Servey
Do you like it rough or sensual?: a lil of both Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: both How often do you like to have sex?: well with the right person that knew what they were doing and didnt expect me to d it all then all the time Is sex a top priority for you?: no Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: yes How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: i have in the past but it has been a long time How do you feel about one night stands?: well i have had a few but i dont think that i would again with a man :P How many one night stands have you had?: 3 What's your favorite position?: me bent over standing Where's your favorite place to have sex?: outside Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: make love Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: yeah How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: well i have not had any really in a long time but it really
Sex Survey Thing
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? yep 2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Yeah; wasn't so much my thing. 3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? ye[ 4. LIKE TO BITE DURING SEX? yep 5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? yep. 6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Nope 7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? yes 8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? that depends 9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Only managomous relationships where tested and clean 10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Absolutely 11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Yea 12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME? Nope. Fix that; you know who you are. 13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? nah 14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? Yeah 15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? yep; I was a rough young thing 16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? Hard to say. Being to druk to perform, probably. 17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? to my hand: 9; to a person: 17 18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? If you really want to know
A Sex Starved Housewife& The Officer[adult]
Nara left the funeral home, stepping carefully over the mud puddles left by the earlier rain to get back into her vehicle. She waved at her close friend, who stood outside the building, watching her drive away. Nara felt awful for what her friend would have to endure in the coming months. Having your husband die at such a young age was enough, but of such a tragic death added to her pain. Rebecca’s husband was only thirty-three when he last went fishing with her brother. Sure, the sky was overcast, and the air hung wetly around them as they were packing their gear into the truck, but that never stopped the boys from going fishing before. Why should it now? Little did they know that lightning would strike their boat just hours later, leaving her brother free of any harm, but killing her husband on the spot. When Nara heard the horrible news, she knew she had to make the funeral. Rebecca had been her close friend for years, and she couldn’t miss being there to support her in her time o
Sex Scopes
Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictions. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line, send to twelve people as well as the person who sent it to you or you'll get bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description. This is real shit, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets worse from there. VIRGO - The Virgin Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. SCORPIO - The Sex Addict EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get
Sex Since The Dawn Of Time And Hiv
whether you believe man stems from millions of years of evolution or one of god's creations seven thousand years ago, humans have been having intercourse from the very beginning of either and both periods think of the hygiene of individuals one hundred years ago and then one thousand years ago - filthy, dirty-ass people have sex - then add sodomy, man-on-man sodomy, man-on-animal sodomy, bestiality/animals in women so with the many millennium of these disgusting conditions, we are to believe that h i v just suddenly reveals itself in the late 70's - early 80's - don't you think h i v would have existed as long as man and his funky compulsions have been around h i v has to be a virus that was created through experimental, industrial, (man made), pharmaceutical trials distributed through out third world nations just to record it's affect on humans and or animals - and the eventual result was a time bomb of a virus that if triggered mutates (into a i d s) destroying any cell aro
Sex Slave
He asked me to be his slave Sex Slave that is, but now I am uncertain, not knowing What would it be like To be controlled At his command night and day Wear the clothes he said To do his bidding, only When and how he wanted me I was his, body and soul My place in life was to Satisfy his lust, any way he desired Sexually satisfied I would never be Only my Master now I served I would live and breathe For his pleasure alone
Sex Sex Sex!!!!
why is it all the women check out the sex stuff and novicely check out the love stuff? lol. just wantng to know. i have been seeing that pattern! let me know! and i thought you guys were all about finding love? lmao sex is good! i fuck like a porno star! lmao. but, i need love!let me know what you need!
Sex Study
New Sex Study... It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead...
Sex Survey! Also Taken From The Ben Hehe :p
- Do you like it rough or sensual?: Both depends on the mood - Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: Opposite - How often do you like to have sex?: Daily! lol - Is sex a top priority for you?: no but i really love having it lol -Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: yes - How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: never lol' - How do you feel about one night stands?: not for me - How many one night stands have you had?: none - What's your favorite position?: me on top :P - Where's your favorite place to have sex?: in the shower - Do you prefer to make love or fuck?: making love - Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: no - How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: as long as it takes - Do you get off first or do they?: i cum many times hehe - Do you like kissing during sex?: yes!! - Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?: yes and i breathe heavily
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Sex Slave Contest
I Decided what the Hell. Why not Lol And what recognition would the winner get. Let alone the title Lol.. Sex Kitten or Sex Slave, Mistress. So if you're interested in applying yourself.. Do so and tell me. I'll have a pic of your choice ripped, When I've at least 10 or more applicants. Let the sweet game begin. The most comments spammed on the pics will be the winner.. The winner may request Camming, Cybering, Or a Bombing on comments within a contest of their own? Maybe even a Diamond ring.. :p
Sex Survey!!!
Just copy & paste survey into the comments box, remove my answers & input your own... Have fun!!!! 1, Do you like it rough or sensual? Sensual... 2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? Opposite... 3, How often do you like to have sex? As often as possible... 4, Is sex a top priority for you? No not really but it helps... 5, Do you have sex face to face with your partner? Yes its such a wonderful feeling to see in your partners face if he is enjoying it... 6, How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? Only done that once when i was like 18, not done it since... 7, How do you feel about one night stands? They can be fun, but i would'nt say i liked them much... 8, How many one night stands have you had? Two... 9, What's your favourite position? On top i have to take the lead... 10, Where's your favourite place to have sex? Somewhere outdoors out in the open... 11, Do you prefer to m
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Sex Sex Sex.....
You prefer Passionate sex! You enjoy passionate sex. You're the kind of person that has tons of fun in the sack, and you can really get into it. Not necessarily rough and lusty, passionate sex is the kind that satisfies both your lovin' and horny needs. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Sex Sex......
> >LOUD SEX: >A wife went in to see a therapist and said, >"I've got a big problem, Doctor. Every time we're in >bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this >earsplitting yell." >"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely >natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The >problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!" > >QUIET SEX: >Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right >out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking >session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced >at him casually and replied, >"You're never home!". > >DECEPTIVE SEX: >A married man and his secretary were having a >torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn't contain >their passion, so they rushed over to her place where they spent the >afternoon making passionate >love. When they were finished, they fell asleep, not waking until 8 >o'clock. They got dressed quickly. Then the man told his secretary to take >his shoes outside and rub them on the law
Sex Survey...........im Rough
You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.Violent81%Hot81%Wet75%Exciting69%Awkward31%Soft31%Sweet25%Shy0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com
Sex Servey Tell Me What You Want !
1. Your Name:? 2. Age:? 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Have sex on the first date? 15. Would you kiss me during sex? 16. Do you think I would be good in bed? 17. Three sum? 18. How many times would you like to cum? 19. Would you use me as a booty call? 20. Do you like fore play? 21. What is fore play to you? 22. Can we take pictures of the act?
Sex Survey
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
The Sex Shop
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models." The old woman then asks "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong, aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?" The clerk responds, "Yes we do." She asks, "Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?
Sex Survey I Got From Jen
So fuck these child-like surveys about sex... Here's MY version bitches! Have you ever: Ended up with bad bruises after great sex? Not bad ones. But some real visible ones on my neck. They were hickeys but really big and visible. Ended up with Missing body jewelry? No Been with the same sex? No Had a threesome? Not yet. What kind was it: MMF(2 guys and a girl) FFM(2 girls and a guy) Had something in your ass(Other than a cock)? Ahahaha. No. My ass is exit only thank you very much. What was it? Did you enjoy it? Video recorded during sex? No Taken pictures during sex? No Had sex in public(with people around out in the open)? No How was it? Said these words during sex: Daddy: Mommy: Madam: Sir: God: Baby: Bitch: Yes Whore: Yes Cunt: Mother Fucker: Smack that ass: Eat that pussy: You like that: Yes Harder: More: Please: Suck It: Love it: Deeper: Faster: Had anal sex? Briefly. We started to but sh
Sex Survey ?
The Ultimate SEX Survey Do you like it rough or sensual?: both there are times to be rough and times to be sensual Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: i dont have a prefference im attracted to both How often do you like to have sex?: 2 times a day or more would be awsome Is sex a top priority for you?: i love it but i can wait for it Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: sometimes How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: never How do you feel about one night stands?: lame How many one night stands have you had?: 2 my friend john and i and my friend kai What's your favorite position?: i have a couple Where's your favorite place to have sex?: anyplace Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: fuck lol or a lil of both but honestly the term make love sounds a bit silly to me Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: yes How long do you usually for
Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey Do you like it rough or sensual?: BOTH Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: opposite How often do you like to have sex?: 4X A DAY Is sex a top priority for you?: NO Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: yes How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: only a few times How do you feel about one night stands?: they suck How many one night stands have you had?: 4 What's your favorite position?: any Where's your favorite place to have sex?: ANYWHERE Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: BOTH Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: YES How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: DEPENDS ON THE PARTNER Do you get off first or do they?: they Do you like kissing during sex?: yes , Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: No I yell Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: loud Does size ma
Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey Do you like it rough or sensual?: Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: How often do you like to have sex?: Is sex a top priority for you?: Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: How do you feel about one night stands?: How many one night stands have you had?: What's your favorite position?: Where's your favorite place to have sex?: Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: Do you get off first or do they?: Do you like kissing during sex?: , Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: How old were you when you lost your virginity?: How many sexual partners have you h
Sex Sex And More Sex
SEX....WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT IT....I FOR ONE WOULD GO CRAZY...THE DIFERENT POSTIONS...THE DIFFERENT TOUCHES....THE DIFFERENT KISSES....DAMN IT IS GETTING HOT IN HERE....LOL.....SEX DOES MAKE THE WORLD GO AROUND...AND TO A FEW OTHER PLACES....THE SLIDESHOW AND MUSIC WAS PUT TOGETHER BY A FRIEND OF MINE~~TEXAS GIRL~~....SO SHOW HER SOME LOVE AND CHECK OUT HER OTHER SHOWS....KISSES AND LICKS TO ALL
Sex Sex & More Sex
LOVE IS A TEMPATION THAT STARTS WITH A SENSATION WHEN A GUY STICK'S HIS LOCATION IN A GIRLS DESTINATION TO INCREASE THE POPULATION FOR THE NEXT GENERATION DO YOU GET MY EXPLAINATION OR DO YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION??? SKY IS BLUE WATER IS WET I'LL MAKE YOU CUM I'LL MAKE YOU SWEAT PRESSED UP AGAINST MY BODY MOVING UP AND DOWN SLOWLY BUT FIRMLY WE'LL MOVE THE GROUND KISSING IS A HABIT FUCKING IS A GAME GUYS GET ALL THE PLEASURE GIRLS GET ALL THE PAIN 10 MINUTES OF PLEASURE 9 MONTHS OF PAIN 3 DAYS IN THE HOSPITAL A BABY WITHOUT A NAME THE BABY IS A BASTURD THE MOTHER IS A WHORE THIS WOULDA NEVER HAPPENED IF THE RUBBER HAD'NT TORE!!! SEX IS LIKE MATH YOU SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES ADD THE LEGS AND PRAY TO GOD YOU DONT MULTIPLY ROSES ARE RED GRASS IS GREEN OPEN YOUR LEGS AND I'LL FILL YOU WITH CREAM HICKORY DICKORY DOCK THIS BITCH WAS SUCKING MY COCK THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO I DUMPED MY GOO AND DUMPED HER TO THE END OF THE BLOCK SEX IS GOOD SEX IS FI
Sex Survey
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
Sex Style
Whats Your Sex StyleHARDCORE!!You like it given to you rough! You like the stereo blaring and hearing eachother heavy breathing. you love to get intimate How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Sex Sex Sex Survey
sex sex sex lolHAVE YOU EVER......given a blow job and if so swollow or no: yes i have given 3 people a blow job and 1 i swollowed the other 2 i didnteaten someone out: hellll nooooooooooookissed a guy: yeskissed a girl: yeshad sex with a guy: well durrrrrhad sex with a girl: depends what is clasified as sexmastrabated: hell yea i love itgiven a hand job: yes i have its fun w/ lubercant or soap in the shower ;)WHAT HAVE YOU......used for toys: 10 in viboratorused for lubercants: 2 in 1 worming gelexsperimented with: sex dice,licable paints, edible undies, unanimum object in a condom in medone for fun and creative sex play: board games made into sex games ( exp strip war ) ect. FAVORITE....position: legs over the shoulders pressing toward meform of sex: oral baby seducion is the bombtime for sex: whatever i like it spontanious yet semi convieniantreason for sex: pasiontop or bottom: a little of bothperson to be in control: preferably himplace for sex: i know a few lol bed is the best i
Sex Sign
Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Study
New Sex Study... It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead...
Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: How often do you like to have sex?: Is sex a top priority for you?: Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: How do you feel about one night stands?: How many one night stands have you had?: What's your favorite position?: Where's your favorite place to have sex?: Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: Do you get off first or do they?: Do you like kissing during sex?: Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: How old were you when you lost your virginity?: How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: What does your favorite f
Sex Survey
You prefer Spontaneous sex! You're into spontaneous sex. Anywhere, any time the mood takes you. Just be careful that your sexcapades don't land you in a (ahem) tight spot. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: bothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: oppositeHow often do you like to have sex?: every dayIs sex a top priority for you?: sometimesDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: yes and noHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: i dontHow do you feel about one night stands?: i did itHow many one night stands have you had?: someWhat's your favorite position?: seting in there lapWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: in bedDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: make loveHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yesHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: 1 hrDo you get off first or do they?: meDo you like kissing during sex?: yesDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: quiteDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: up to themDoes size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: noHow old were
Sex Style
Whats Your Sex StyleROLEPLAY!!you are always up for jumping into the sexy lil play outfit, and telling your partner what to do!!! your up for anything!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Sex Style
Whats Your Sex StyleROLEPLAY!!you are always up for jumping into the sexy lil play outfit, and telling your partner what to do!!! your up for anything!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Sex Style
Whats Your Sex StyleROLEPLAY!!you are always up for jumping into the sexy lil play outfit, and telling your partner what to do!!! your up for anything!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Sex Sex Sex
David will go to jail for ... Resisting arrest while having sex 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Survey
Custom Comments and More @ † Dark Angel Designz † 1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would like to have sex with? 2. Do they know it? 3. Have you had sex with anyone on you friend¡¯s list? 4. Do you like making love or having hot sex? 5. Have your ever had a 3 some? 6. What is your favorite position? 7. Do you want to have sex with the person who posted this? 8. Give or receive oral? 9. Kinky or sneaky? 10. Loud or quiet? 11. Ruff of soft? 12. Foreplay or not? 13. Do you like to bite or be bitten? 14. Spank or be spanked? 15. Condoms or not? 16. Masturbate or not? 17. Role-playing or not? 18. Are you brave enough to re-post this? Free Comments & Graphics Codes (Thank you QueenLatina)
Sex Survey!
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would like to have sex with? 2. Do they know it? 3. Have you had sex with anyone on you friend¡¯s list? 4. Do you like making love or having hot sex? 5. Have your ever had a 3 some? 6. What is your favorite position? ask me i 7. Do you want to have sex with the person who posted this? 8. Give or receive oral? 9. Kinky or sneaky? 10. Loud or quiet? 11. Ruff of soft? 12. Foreplay or not? 13. Do you like to bite or be bitten? 14. Spank or be spanked? 15. Condoms or not? 16. Masturbate or not? 17. Role-playing or not? 18. Are you brave enough to re-post this?
Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: depends on my moodDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: bothHow often do you like to have sex?: often enough ;)Is sex a top priority for you?: nahDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: sometimesHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: never lolHow do you feel about one night stands?: i've had my share =PHow many one night stands have you had?: i'll pass on this one lolWhat's your favorite position?: any!!! who cares as long as its good!Where's your favorite place to have sex?: again ... who cares lolDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: can't i have both?Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: yesHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: anywhere from no foreplay to 30 minutes?Do you get off first or do they?: sometimes me sometimes themDo you like kissing during sex?: yeahDo you moan? If so, are you lo
Sex Survey
Sex Survey 1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? Yea like in the beginnin of the year :( 2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Yes ;) At a park once while a bunch of joggers were running by lol 3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? I think so 4. EVER CRY DURING SEX THIS YEAR? if the guy is to big yea 5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? sometimes 6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? yes 7. HAVE YOU EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? I'm sure I have 8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? love dirty talk 9. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PHONE SEX? yes 10. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? well with my babys daddy obviously 12. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Yes when I was like 17 13. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME? twice.. it was awesome 14. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? Yes I love it 15. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? a women maybe 16. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? yes..lol 17. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? hmmm prolly when my dad walked in lo
Sex Survey
subject: Sex Survey! date: 2007-07-12 13:02:08 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to be in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/LICK me ? Answer: 4. Would u fuck me hard? Answer: 5. Would u hav sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to hav sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would u have phone sex with me? Answer: 18. Would u cheat on me? Answer: 20. If I gave u my heart would you love it
Sex Story.. Pt 1
IT'S HOT AND HEAVY AND THE ATMOSPHERE IS FILLED WITH SEDUCTION. WITH THAT TOWEL WRAPPED AROUND YOUR WET BODY FRESH OUT OUT THE SHOWER. I CAN SMELL YOUR FRESHNESS AS YOU WALK RIGHT PAST ME. I GRAB YOUR HAND AND PULL YOU IN FRONT OF ME, UNWRAP THE TOWEL WITH ANTICIPATION AS IF ON CHRISTMAS DAY. I GRAB YOUR HIPS AND PULL YOU CLOSER. FEELING HOW SOFT YOUR SKIN IS, WAITING TO TASTE HOW SWEET YOU ARE. YOU STRADDLE MY LAP, AS YOUR SWEET AROMA FILLS MY NOSE. I PLANT SOFT WET KISSES ON YOUR NECK AND SHOULDERS, I HEAR YOU SOFTLY MOAN AS YOU RUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH MY HAIR. I SLOWLY TAKE MY HANDS AND GENTLY EMBRACE YOUR BREASTS AND I HUNGRILY DEVOUR YOUR CHOCOLATE LIKE NIPPLES. A DEEP MOAN ARUPTS DISPLYAYING YOUR IMMENSE PLEASURE. I CAN FEEL YOUR HEAT AS YOU GRIND YOUR PELVIC AGAINST MINE. TWO BODIES IN UNISON LIKE PEACHES AND CREAM. I SLIDE MY TWO FINGERS INSIDE YOU AND HEAR YOUR MUFFLED SCREAM. YOU WHISPER SOFTLY IN MY EAR, "MORE"! I GO DEEPER, I CAN FEEL YOUR JUICES RUNNING DOWN MY HAND. I SL
Sex Story Pt. 2
As I stick my tongue deep inside your universe, I orbit your milky way galaxy with my fingertips. The lavishing moans you give stronger than a gravitational pull..pulling me deep..deep…deep into your inducing desire. The sweet taste of your warm nectar dripping like venom from a serpent, and like fangs, my two fingers invade your Berlin Walls..sending shivers up your spine..you wrap your legs around my head tightly as your back arches like the Golden Gate Bridge. With the mere sucking of your Pearl Harbor….BOOM….multiple explosions. And like hot magma slowly flowing from the tops of Mount krackatoa, cum upsurges from the depths of your now gratified hymen. Now your body is shaking in erotic convulsions as if you were having shock therapy. Just tasting my fingers would simply not be enough, I inject my tongue for a serving of your delicious nourishment. MMMMMmmm…so sweet, so ripe, so creamy….What's that you say??? You still want more?? No problem, before you know it I'm already strapped
Sex Sex And Oral Sex
I just finished reading an article about how in 10 years the number of younger people [ages 12-15] giving oral sex has doubled and that they give oral because they dont consider it sex. They continue to see themselves as holy who have done nothing wrong to upset their religion [ and not just the christian religion ]. I consider oral a part of sex since it leads up to sex, and usually its one of the better parts of sex because theres alot of touching and kissing and teasing and being romantic [ at times ] because in the end you want to be finished off. Then again kids will be kids, its just that the younger generation is getting more experience in a sexual lifestyles than we are.
Sex Sign
Aries You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings. You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends. Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Smarts
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sex Survey
You scored as 0mg, u nasty!, 0mg, u nasty!94% s0 bad, u freak!!75% lil bit daring69% Yur not a freak! Yur gay!63% So pure!50% R u a sex freak?created with QuizFarm.com
Sex Styles
Ken and Barbie style - Neither partner is allowed to bend at the elbows or knees. Doggie style - The man attempts to do the impossible. Froggie style - Male and female partners in large spa. Male attempts to fertilise female using only the water as a transmission medium. For couples who don’t like each other much any more. Fish style - same as Froggie style, but neither partner may use their arms or legs. Mummy and Daddy Love Each Other Very Much, And Hug Each Other in A Special Way style - The only position in this list you won’t be embarrassed to tell the kids about when they're five. Style style - Sex with a Vogue Living editor. Crouch position - Each partner crouches down on the ground, then simultaneously leaps up, and attempts to couple whilst in mid-air. Couch position - Same as the crouch position, but starting at opposite ends of the living room couch. Ouch position - Usual outcome of the crouch position. Lazy Susan style - Susan goes to sleep. Russian style - Partne
Sex & Shopping
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new c
Sex Sandals
Jamaican Sandals A married couple walked into a shop. The Jamaican owner said to them, "I have some special sandals I Think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what The man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, Being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, Finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, Something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, Bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, Ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of The Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, You got dem on the wrong feet! "You got dem on the wr
Sex Survey
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?21-23 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?No Answer 6. What is your pubic hair style?Landing strip, a little hair still there 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Nothing At All 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Doggie style 10. How often do you masturbate?Maybe once a month 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Yes, I sure have 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Both taken and been in them 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?Yes, a threesome 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?Yes,
Sex, Sex, Sex
Sex, Sex, Sex Mission for a missionary Missionary quite contrary How does your garden grow A sixty niner is always finer Come on lets go, dont be slow Diggy doggy, bend over And i'll do you, real slow, no really slow We both stand up you pretend Youre looking over my shoulder For a four leaf clover We both pretend that we dont know We sit up and face each other We'll just sit till the cows come home I'll lie on my back, you pretend your at the track You saddle me like you would a colt Ill just lie there try not to bolt Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex
Sex Site Or........
I had posted this as a mumm originally and it got removed because someone reported it as not being marked NSFW. I HAD marked it NSFW and am disappointed that the mumm was removed. It was all in good fun anyway!! My question was if you considered Fubar a sex site. There are lots of NSFW pics and it would seem a lot of people use this site as a way to hook up. Most disagreed that this was a sex site, more for entertainment, friends and just what you make of it. I agree with those statements, however, it seems if you list pics as NSFW or private people automatically assume those photos are nakkie ones! I am here to have fun, make some new friends and see what is out there. Starting over with some things in my life and this site has been good for mental health breaks!
Sexski Bitch
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Sex Style, (sometimes) I Can Be Nice, Too
You scored as Violent, You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.Violent100% Exciting75% Hot75% Soft63% Wet50% Sweet50% Awkward13% Shy0% What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com
Sex Survey
subject: Sex Survey! date: 2007-07-12 13:02:08 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to be in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/LICK me ? Answer: 4. Would u fuck me hard? Answer: 5. Would u hav sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to hav sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would u have phone sex with me? Answer: 18. Would u cheat on me? Answer: 20. If I gave u my heart would you love it
Sex Score
You have a sexual IQ of 142 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Sexstory: A Story In Collaboration & In Progress
Monday morning and I'm walking down the hall toward my office. I'm an accountant at a local medical center and it's usually quite busy on Mondays, as it is most days. The weird thing is that as I pass by several open office doors, almost every woman looks up at me, smiles, and says, "Good morning, Anthony!" This may not sound odd to most of you, but trust me, it is! Many of the women I work with are drop dead gorgeous and never seemed to notice I existed before today. One of the reasons I enjoy my job at the hospital so much is that ninety percent of the people I worked with were female. In fact, I'm surprised many of them even knew my first name! It’s usually “Hey, how’re you doing?” when the women see me which you can read as “You’re really not important enough to remember your name”. So, you see, I'm thoroughly confused at all this attention as I make my way toward my office. It's not that I'm devastatingly ugly or anything, don't get me wrong. I'm in no way disgusting, but
Sex Survey!
whats ur name? Jewell where were u born? at a hospital whats ur fav body part on a gurl? There tongue whats ur fav. body part on a guy? ass are u bi lesbian or gay? do you like porn? who doesn't do u like to play with ur self or with a partner? With a partner or maybe him watching do u like it ruff or smooth? a little of both slow or fast? both what type of sex do u like? any and all!!! what do u like in a girl/guy? tongue! would u ever try new things with them if they asked? I am always up for new things if they asked u to shot a porn film , would u or not? I have a home video for my eyes only! would u ever talk dirty to them even when ur apart?(the phone): I love talkin dirty over the phone would you ever bring toys in the bedroom? what type? I have a few now do u like likin pussys or sucking cocks? sucking cocks WHEN IS THE LAST TIME U HAD SEX? I am not telling DID U USE A CONDOM? HAVE U EVER HAD SEX IN THE BATHROOM? yes OUTSIDE? yes IN A CA
The Sex Signs.....
Aries women: Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You'll have sex anywhere, you know what you want - intense and frequent sex, you have a need for complete control, but you're also in love with love. As a mate, you are ardent, loyal, sentimental, and earthly. Biggest thrill - the tickle of a man's facial fuzz. Aries men: Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs - you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready - he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before. His favorite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward. Taurus women: You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual approaches. But you are a demanding lover and you leave your partner breat
Sex Style??
Whats your sex styleFreaky deakyYour ready for the action and all you wanna do is guud started with it and you will do it just about any where any time any place but you got it made player/playetteHow do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Sex Sex Sex
standing in the shower washing her hair, her naked body soft, her breast perky and nipples hard. As Tommy watched he removed his clothes. Stepping into the shower Jennifer opened her eyes. She sees him standing there dick hard as a rock. He steps to her and kisses her as he reaches to touch her pussy to make her moan he rubs her clit..kissing her neck moving down to her nipples sucking on them. As he gets on his knees Jennifer opens her legs putting one leg up on the side of the tub. Tommy begins to kiss he pussy lips, and inner thigh, licking her clit and sticking his tongue in and out her pussy. Jennifer stops him pullin him up kissing him and licking her juices off his face, Tommy's dick was thrombing in excitment, Jennifer felt it and said "hmmmmmmm" as she smiled Tommy felt Jennifer's hand on his dick strokin it...she pushed him up against the shower wall bending over she licked up and down his dick. Tommy pulled her up and turns her around bending her over...He puts his fing
Sex Story
had spent a decade in the dating scene, and I was done. I'd had enough of the fumbling hands and the cheesy pick-up lines and the 'let's go dutch' conversations to last me a lifetime. Mostly I was tired of men who were less masculine than I was. I wanted a real man, someone financially successful and personally secure. I couldn't be with a man I couldn't respect, or admire, and I've never been attracted to a man I can't respect. My solution for filling the husband/family void in my otherwise rewarding life was to take part in a matchmaking service. The kind that pairs gold-digging bimbos with millionaires. A bit crude, I realize, but nevertheless a fitting solution for my predicament. I wasn't expecting to find my soulmate. Just a man who was willing to put as much effort into me as I would be willing to offer him. It sounds so sensible, like it should be easy to find, but it's been terribly difficult for me on my own so I thought the matchmaker would be a t
Sex Stories, Are They Good?
These are stories that I wrote to my BF while he's out at sea. Give me your honest input on whether or not the vision aspect was solid enough for you to actually picture in your mind what I am saying and doing. THANK YOU! I wish you could lay here on my bed. Proped up on pillows with your legs slightly spread...looking at me standing at the foot of my bed just staring at you. Wearing one of your shirts and some booty shorts. You start to tease me by looking at me, licking your lips, and barely touching yourself. Everytime you do that I just look back at you and everytime you lick your lips it makes me want to touch myself and when I touch myself I can't help but let out little moans. I can see that my moans turn you on as you begin to touch yourself more and you begin to stiffen. The sight of this just turns me on so much I can't help it anymore...so I bend down and put my hands on the bed. Slowly I start crawling towards you and the closer I get the harder you grab yourself and
Sex Surveys
You know those sex survey's everyone has in their stash? Some witch report them to fubar and they got dump so I guess watch out didn't know words alone could make it NSFW not really even explict words it was horny for god sake
Sexs Facts
1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have
Sex Story #6
THIS IS JUST ANOTHER STORY NOT INTENDED TO ANYONE IN PARTICULAR....JUST MY MIND GOING CRAZY AS USUAL...TEEHEE.....ENJOY.... I AM HOME ALL ALONE HAVING A GLASS OF WINE AND CHATTING TO YOU ONLINE. WE ARE GETTING REALLY EXCITED FROM FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER. I COULD ONLY WISH THAT YOU AND I LIVED CLOSER TO EACH OTHER SO WE COULD DO TO EACH OTHER THE WAY WE ARE TALKING NOW. YOU THEN TELL ME YOU ARE NOT TO FAR AWAY FROM WHERE I LIVE. MY HEART SKIPS A BEAT AND I AM LIKE REALLY? AND YOU SAY YES, BUT I DID NOT WANT TO TELL YOU THIS BEFORE SINCE WE ARE BOTH MARRIED AND KNOWING IT WOULD BE VERY WRONG BUT OMG SO SENSUAL AND PASSIONATE. AS WE BOTH KNOW WE ARE NOT AT ALL HAPPY IN OUR RELATIONSHIPS DECIDE TO GO OUT FOR A DRINK. I AM SO NERVOUS NOW BUT OH SO EXCITED. WE DECIDE TO MEET AT THIS BAR AROUND THE CORNER FROM ME IN AN HOUR. WE SAY SEE YOU SOON AND SIGN OFF THE COMPUTER. I GO AND TAKE A SHOWER, MAKING SURE EVERYTHING IS GOOD AND CLEAN AND SHAVEN. I DO MY HAIR AND MAKE-UP AND PUT ON MY FA
The Sex's: Part One
Yes I'm back and that can only mean one thing.....Listen Up! Thats right I've got sum-thin to say! This is sum-thin you probably thought you'd never hear from me but it really pisses me off! The subject today folks is ...... MEN! That's right, you heard me, Men. Come on guys what's up? Do you really think women want to hear that crap? Yeah, sure they like to hear things like : 1."You have beautiful eyes." 2."You have a nice smile." 3."Would you like to chat sometime?" But.....do you really think they want to hear? 1."You like big ones?" 2."Got more pics?" 3."Can I see your cam?" I don't think so! To me that makes them feel like you only want them for one thing, to get them in the sack. Women are not a peice of meat or jus sum-thin to enjoy whenever you want. Yeah, they have needs too but they like to feel like they are wanted for more than sex. It's the men with one track minds that make it hard for others to find a good woman because they think that all men a
Sex Sex Sex
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Sex Sex And More Sex
Sex Sex and more SexTAKE THIS SURVEY!Take this survey if you openly talk about sexWhat is it that you absolutely need sexually? ExcitmentWhat is something you have always wanted to try? shurgs I have done damn near everythingWhat is something you have never done in bed before? Only the disgusting shitWhat time of day do you like to have sex? all timesWhat do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? A confident womanHow long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? about that longIf someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Excited more so if they were in the same roomWould it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? not reallyHave you ever faked an orgasm? Believe it or not yesWhat Part of your body are you self-conscious about? PenisDo you have any sexual regrets? Nope I regret nothingIf a lover cheated on you would you take them back? no that is a sinHow Important is sex in your life? VeryHow Important is love in
Sex Survey.
Welcome 2 the Nasty Survey. Are u daring enough 2 answer this 4 this person (person who posted it)? if so, message them your answers!!! rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self! 1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u ........ me in? answer: 3.Would u eat it up? answer: 4.Would u sex me hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u use desert? answer: 10.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 13.Where would u do me @? answer: 14.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 15.Would u do me again and again? answer: 16.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 17.Would u mind if we did it like ...
Sex Survey
What is it that you absolutely need sexually? just about anything as long as its rough!!! :) What is something you have always wanted to try? hmm dunno ive pretty much tried it all What is something you have never done in bed before?i cant think of a damn thing lol What time of day do you like to have sex? anytime is good for me What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? his eyes and hands all over my body :)) How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? A long time, I love kissing If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? sometimes excited sometimes i dont care either way Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? nope Have you ever faked an orgasm? Ummm haven't we all... lol What Part of your body are you self-conscious about? my tummy Do you have any sexual regrets? Not a single one If a lover cheated on you would you take them back? i dont know cuz how co
Sex Statistics
Body: Sex Statistics!!! 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumcised, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natur
Sex Store...
I cannot now write a beautiful porno a horrible one. I contemplate only in my mind which is virility? How does a woman feel, to be? Where do I enjoy from most? How could one get more for a day hours? And it also room how for the workday should there be in the fantasy world. And on the contrary. It is wonderful to be a woman in my opinion. Srong, loyal, empathic and charming. And sometimes funny. When there is enough laughter for chin aches, the years increase. I will be in the range of fanatic and my worded chest, of course, can fire if it is needed. But I am a kind. Perhaps sometimes even too kind. The counterbalance is the one shining to be a naughty bitch. I love in my fantasy, when my body is totally yours. And sometimes however I want my womanhood to be impudent teasing virility. I want that I am wanted much intolerable. AND I enjoy your use. Yesterday I was looking new sex toys in store. At the cash desk the seller noticed that the man and the woman arrived with him, a c
Sex Sign
Aries You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings.You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends.Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius 'What is your Sexual Zodiac?' at QuizUniverse.com
Sex, Sex, Sex,
MISSION FOR A MISSIONARY MISSIONARY QUITE CONTRARY HOW DOES YOUR GARDEN GROW A SIXTY NINER IS ALWAYS FINER COME ON LETS GO, DONT BE SLOW DIGGY DOGGY, BEND OVER AND I'LL DO YOU, REAL SLOW, NO REALLY SLOW WE BOTH STAND UP YOU PRETEND YOU'RE LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER FOR A FOUR LEAF CLOVER WE BOTH PRETEND THAT WE DON'T KNOW WE SIT UP AND FACE EACH OTHER WE'LL JUST SIT TILL THE COWS COME HOME I'LL LIE ON MY BACK, YOU PRETEND YOUR AT THE TRACK. YOU SADDLE ME LIKE YOU WOULD A COLT I'LL JUST LIE THERE TRY NOT TO BOLT SEX,SEX,SEX,SEX,SEX,SEX
Sex Stories
Sex, Sex And More Sex
I thought if I used a catchy title, those looking for sex might actually read it. I've had a blog up here for quite awhile on this subject but it seems to get ignored and people still ask me those questions. The answer is NO NO NO, I will not have cyber sex with you. I do not cyber. My msn, yahoo, and aim are off limits unless I actually know you, so please do not ask me for them. But if I actually know you, you already have those things. I am not here looking for a sex partner, mate, husband or anything else. I'm simply here for friends and to talk to people that have something interesting to talk about (and that subject would not be sex).
Sex Shockers
Sex Shockers Everything you know about sex is only a first step. Most advice for couples doesn't go far enough—as a result, basic truths about long-term passion are surprising. By: Kathleen McGowan We can all recite the mantras of modern sex advice: Tell your partner what you want; focus on how your body feels; relax. Since it's only natural, goes this idea, great sex is a matter of getting over your hang-ups, loving your partner and "letting go." Yet something doesn't add up, as the huge market for self-help books and advice columnists proves. As a nation, we're not getting any. We crave sexual bliss—but all our relaxing and getting-in-touch isn't helping most of us. When the standard advice doesn't work, you feel like a failure: Too uptight. Not "in your body." Worse, maybe you're not really in love. While the "relax and connect" advice isn't wrong, it's just a first step, addressing mechanics rather than the deeper dynamics at the heart of sexuality. Many people don't really wa

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