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First Name: __________________ Middle: _________________
Last: _____________________DOB: ______________
Height: ____________ Weight: ____________ Hair Color: ____________
Eye Color:______Age: ______
Measurements: Bust:_____ Waist:_____ Hips:_____
& or Length:______
Home Address 0r Email: __________________________________________
Interests: ______________________________________________________
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Favorite Color: _____________________
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Please check off or answer all the questions as best you can't in true honesty & to better serve to match you with a possible person of like mind... This stays confidential & between only you & the sender of this application the more truthful your answers are the better our results . You may not skip any questions please.
1)What age did you begin having sex? & why?:__________________________
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2) What is your favorite sexual Position? Missionary: _____ Doggie: _____
Behind: _____ Back: _____On Top: _____ Every Position Thought Of: _____
Cartwheel____(if any other favorites then listed please do tell & be detailed)
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3) Do You Like Oral?: MMmmmYes_____ Never Much Cared For It____ Ill
Do It If Asked ______ To Give_____ To Receive_____ Both!______
Hum?????..... Cant Answer my mouths full!_____
4) Whats your favorite place to get sucked on? ________________________
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5) Do You Get Into Foreplay?: No:_____ Sometimes_____ All The Time_____
Never!_____ It Best Be 24, 7 or they are history!_____
6) What's Your Idea Of Good Sex?: _________________________________
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7) Do You Like To Be Teased?: Yes_____ No!_____ Tease Me Please Me!!!
but don't make it easy!!!!:_____ If you don't already know the answer to that im
not tellin!!!_____
8) If So What Is One Of The Best Ways To Get Ya Going?: _______________
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9) Are You Ticklish?: Yes_____ No!_____ Try It & Ill Kill Ya______ No!!!
Not the feet______
10) Anal : Yes_____ No!_____ Thought About It______ Have Tried It But
Never Again it Hurts!_____ Give_____ Take____ I Just Am!_____
11) Would You Ever Try It?: Yes_____ No!_____ Not Sure_____ Hell Yeah
Im a Bootie Pirate!!!______
12) Have You Ever Masturbated?: Yes_____ No!_____ Thought About
It______ If I Don't Get Off Daily Someone's Gonna Die!_____ I Play Catch the
Cum shot______
13)If yes how often?:_____________________________________________
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14)Would You Ever Masturbated For Your Partner? Yes_____ No!_____ Have
To Think Bout It!?!_____What they want they shall receive!!!______ They
Better do it them selves_____ No my hand keeps rejecting ME!!!~cries~_____
15) Which Better Fits You In Bed?: Dominating_____ Submissive_____ Both I
Like To Trade Off_____ Who cares as long as ya know how to fuck me!!!!____
16)How Far Is Enough To Excite You & get you started?:_________________
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17)Do You Like To Dress-Up For Your Partner Or Role-Play? Yes Often_____
No!_____ Never Tried It!?!______ Want To¿?____ Who Do I Look Like A
Circus Clown!?!?!_____ On Your Knees Bitch!_____
18)Ever Gotten Kinky In Public? Yes!!!_____ No!!! theres a time & place for
everything!!!_____ Not yet!?!______ Been Busted Least 3 Times already!!!______
19)If so where & Why?:__________________________________________
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20) Whats Your Kinkiest Or Wildest Moment!?!________________________
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21)Whats the worst moment:_______________________________________
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22) Ever had an STD?: Yes :(_____ No! I keep clean! Im sure to turn on the light
before i ever touch!______ I Gott it & it wont go away:(______ Are You kidding
me !?!?! i take clorox to bed with me just to be safe!!! & I'm coated in rubber so
Ha!______ Nope Im a virgin______
23)Whats Your Favorite Bed Time Toy?_____________________________
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24)Are You Adventurous? Yes!!!_____ No ...Theres a Place for such things &
its not here!!! ______Never Have Been But I Might like To Try!______ I make
Freaks look tame!!!__________
25) Whats one thing you've always wanted to do but cant?:_________________
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26)Ever had a 3some or moresome ?:Yes_____ No! ______ A Few
Times______ Often______ The More The Merrier!!!!______ I like to share!
Growl!!!_____Why Stop at 3!?!?!?!________ Im the Life of the Party!_______
27)How many people have you slept with???: 1______ Around 5______less
then10____ around 20____ More then 25 ______ knockin on 50____ OMG
you had to ask didn't you I forget______ I'm lookin to set a world record!!!____
O Im waiting for that 1 special person!_____
28)Whats the first thing you look for in a partner?: Looks gotta have that body
Grrowl!!!_____ Personality:______ Intelligence______ Dosent matter they all
look better after a few drinks!_____ Who cares I'm like a bike i just SOOOO
need the ride!!! Its been to long!!!______
29)Do you believe in love at first sight?: Yes____ No!_____ Their out there some
where!?!_____ Of course after a good buzz i love them all_____ Lust isn't
Love!_____Those are one in the same!!!_____ I might but the last one made me
blind!!!_____
30)Ever done a dirty deed going down the road??:Yes!____ No thats just
Dangerous!_____ Been Tempted!!!____ When i feel then need it doesn't matter
Where We Be!!!_____ Wrecked that way once still got the teeth marks to prove
it!_____ Not after gettin busted by cops never again!!!_____
31)Ever been tied up or tied another!?!: Yes muhahahha!_____ No______ Want
to be ~Begs~!_____ You kidding I tie my slaves to the wall & beat them till they
beg for mercy______
32)What's your favorite time for sex?: Morning just as we wake up____ Mid day
it keeps me going____ Evening just when i come home____ Before bed best way
to drift off to Dr3am_____ Latenight for whatever reason at all wake me
up!_____ What!?!... you mean i have to pick a time____ All of the Above 24-7
Don't Stop!_____
33)What your preferred Length?: Short & Stout______ Long & Lanky______
34) What hair color do you prefer?(check the major 2 or 3 that apply):
Blond_____ Curly_____ Brown____ Bushy_____ Black _____ Strait_____
Color Died_____ Long_____ Short______ Bald_____ I like tentacles______
35)Whats the first thing to turn you one bout a possible partner?_____________
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36)Upon first meeting some on what type do you fit?Shy_____ Nervous_____
Brave______ Brash_____ Skittish_____ Flamboyant______ Horny_____
Heavenly_____ Devious_____ Flirtatious_____ Or Get over here & FUCK ME
NOW!!!!______
37) Whats your best feature & why?:_________________________________
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38)If you stared in a porno What would the title be???____________________
39)What might your sexual fetish be???:Clothing _____ RP______ Food______
Tea bagging _____ Electrostimulation_____Foot_____ 3some_____ orgy_____
Age Play_____ Gang bangs_____ Rape_____ Riding the Fence_____ Switch
hitter_______Bestiality ______ BDSM _______ Missionary _____
Smoking_____Vampirisum_____ Lesbian _____ Gay _____ Tranny______
Medical_____Exfixiation______ Massage_____ Latex_____Domination_____
Swinging ______ Golden shower____ Or any others not motioned please add
yours_____________________________
40)Have you ever tried to see some naked with out their knowledge?:Yes!!!
~Drools~_____ NO! im no peeping Tom_____ Hell No But ill kill that one in the
neighborhood with that telescope_____ only if they flash me first_____
41) Do you like to cuddle?:Yes very much Purrrrrrr_____ No!!! Get off me you
leach!!_____ Are you kidding i need body heat_____ Will you be my teddy
bear??
42)How long do ya expect your orgasum to last?5mins_____ 15mins____
45mins____ over an hour____ 2 hours_____ SlamBam thank you mama_____
What you didn't know this was a race i guess you Lost_____ & Omg will it ever
Stopppppppppp!____
44)Whats the longest orgasm you've ever had???______________
45)Have ya ever had an orgasum so strong ya passed out? Yes! ______
No!~grumble~_____ I cryed_____ I still dont remeber my name!_____ Ive been
in a wheelchair since!!_____
46)Spits_____ Swallows_____ or snowball_____?
47)If you could do a celebrity who & why______________________________
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47) Are you open to open minded to new adventures?? Yes! always!____ No! I
want it how i want it so give it to me_____ Im Curous to whats possable?____
This isnt a movie this is a fuck thang____ Someone can do more then
missionary?_____
48) Is there anything you wont do & Why?_____________________________
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49 ) Would you consider erotic perircings?Perhaps the right one_____ No ?I
have enough junk in my trunk____ Ive got 10 aready_____ Maybe 1 or
2______ They might mess with the voices i pick up already_____ Sure I'm
always up for those that want to mutilate them selves for the own
amusement_____
50) which might you prefure more ? Hotwax______ Massage oils _____
Feathers ______ Knives______ Blindfolds_____Cucumber_____ Ice_____
Car battery____ where Jesus Christ is jack hammerin Micky Mouse in the
doodoo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks give birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheeselog with almonds on Santa Clauses tummy
tumm???_____
(Bloodhound gang^)
51)Dose tittie fuckin appeal to you?Yes mmmmm______No but it if fun for them
its worth a laugh_____those are made for lips_____ Not since my PA got caught
on that hoop No no more!!______
52) Have you ever broken anything besides the bed? Washer_____ Kitchen
table____ Penis_____ Anything in the bathroom_____ Foundation_____ Car
hood or car parts_____ Floor____ Glass_____ Hip____ Celling Fan_____
Roof___ Nose_____Elevator____ Cable guy_____
53) Whats the one act you regret?____________________________________
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54)Whats the strangest impossible kinky thing you can come up with???_______
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be quick!
55)Ever considered power tools?Yes_____ No!____Why?____ Dose a jack
hammer count?_____ I keep mine in the nightstand by the bed in arms reach at all
times_________
56)Whats the weirdest porn you've watched or what was it about?___________
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57)Would you use a harness? Yes____ No! I like mine on the bed Thank
you!_____Weee we fly!_____ Thats how we broke the roof______
58)What you favorite orgasm?Dry & soft_____Quite but plentiful____ wet &
wild____ The Gusher____ Powerful & painful_____ OMG Noah i need the ark
that wasn't the water bed_____
59)Whats the strangest thing you've used in sex?_________________________
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60)Ever want a one night stand?Yes if its hot!____ No! i have to many emotions
attached for that____ Only if I miss my shots____ Not if these new cuffs new
cuffs have anything to say about it!_____
61)Whats the dirtiest thing you've said during sex?________________________
62)How long can you go with out craving sex? Years I Don't need it I'm a
paragon of control____ Months if need be____ 2 weeks thats it then im rapin
someone_____ 2days then im ready for my next victim____ Your suppose to go
with out sex ARE YOU MAD!!!!!____ If i don't cum on the hour somethings
wrong____
63)Whats your quickest turn~off & why?______________________________
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64)Whats the best gift for a date to help get you some?Rose____ Candy_____
Alcohol_____ Edible underwear?_____ Cash_____ Vibrator_____ Viagra/X
/Drugs_____A Stranger_____ A Pet_____ Tickle me Elmo_____Penis
pump_____
65)would you ever make a porno? Yes iI wanna _____ Just between me &
another_____ Nope they cant treasure the memories they don't need me!____
What you don't recognize me!?!?!_____
66) If you could have sex anywhere in the world where would it be & Why?____
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67)Whats you biggist Fantasy!?!_____________________________________
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68)What made you fill out the application?_____________________________
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69)On a Scale of 1 to 10 how aroused did this app make you ???_____
Hope it was enjoyable!!!
