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Thin Line Between Love And Hate!
There is such a THIN LINE... Have you ever really thought about it and how much of a THIN LINE...LOVE AND HATE REALLY IS?! When you think that your finally over a person than they come back in to your life and your so happy that they did but you soo scared at the same time...You never thought this person loved you or still wanted anything to do with you but you were wrong...You listened to all the lies and drama but now you smile and think about it and your like DAMN MAYBE I WAS WRONG... I hate... I hate all the fights we had... I hate missing you when your gone... I hate the fact that your with her... I hate that I cried over you every night you were gone and I could not kiss you... I hate MISSING YOU!! I love... I love how we laugh... I love how we smile and know that we are both happy to be around eachother... I love MAKING UP WITH YOU! I love everything we shared... I love knowing that we could count on eachother about ANYTHING... I love
Things In Lc That Irritate Me
There are a few things in CherryTap that Irritate me: 1) For some reason I have problems in Firefox to Sent out a shoutout to folks.. 2) In Firefox if i open multiple tabs, the running list of names and faces keeps taking up so much memory that is just amazing.. 3) When I see someone I want to click on, sometimes it goes by too fast or a windows burp prevents me from finding that person. 4) I cant search for that person from the name over the photo on the top photo gallery. Just a few things that bother me.. I have to goto Internet Explorer here in Windows Vista to send Shoutouts and see who is on.
61 Things About Guys
1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! Most of this is true girls....read it!!! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE) 2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. 5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 9.
40 Things You'd Love To Say Out Loud At Work
40 Things You'd Love to Say Out Loud at Work 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. 10. Ahhhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose 7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out 11. Person 1: This is your first time... right? Person 2: Yeah... today 12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learne
Things You'll Never Hear Darth Vader Say
If this is a consular ship, could you please tell the ambassador to come out of hiding so we could discuss this like civilized beings? Has anyone seen my inhaler? Impressive...most impressive. Can you do that again? You should not have come back. But, since you're here, let's shake hands and call it even. But I was going into Toshi station to pick up some power converters! Man, this armor chafes. Luke, do you ever get that not-so fresh feeling? Wow! Neat! What does that button do? I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. Oh man! I just shot Cpt. Needa in the face! Needa's dead, baby. Needa's dead. Here's looking at you, kid. Are you the keymaster? Well, excuuuuuuuuuse me!
Things Not To Do At A Job Interview
See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably. Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say; 'Boy!, I bet this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that.' Constantly fidget with underwear waistband, then blurt: 'The strawberry ones are the stickiest, don't ya' think?' After detailing your greatest achievement, qualify with, 'Of course I was totally hammered at the time.' Inquire on office policy of friends staying over. Claim you wouldn't even need a sit-in job if Al Einstein hadn't stolen your secret patent for '2000 Flushes'. Over-emphasize your ability to use a copier. Ask if it's O.K. that you sit on the floor. Allow that you would little impact on the overhead budget, because you swiped all the supplies from your other job. Although parking was free, insist that they validate something or you're not leaving. Mention your resume would have been stronger, but you didn't feel like making anything else
Thinking Of Love
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The Thing
and that locked door inside of me opened an inch... I find myself in a rage...a furious, seething, writhing, clawing, fighting thing... It wants out...wants to burst out of me in a rain of blood, sweat, and tears... I smile and nod, smile and nod, smile and nod... And I swallow it, I swallow the frustration, the anger...but it builds, and gets bigger...growing spikes that impale my insides...it makes me bleed, makes me weep... Choke it back girl, choke it back...swallow the thorns and needles... But I can't and it finds a way... Out of my mouth it comes...biting and stinging Because I let it slip... Because I got bored... And it touched you...from miles away it pulled you to it...kissed you painfully on the lips... I'm sorry...GET IT OUT OF ME! But I know you can't...Tonight it bound us together with barbed wire...and you're bleeding while I bleed... Bleeding in my ear... Se
Things That I Love
Stace gave me the idea so might as well go for it ha ha... I love it when its raining outside. I love to laugh so hard i cant breathe I love to be silly I love scream for no reason. I love the taste of fresh coffee in the morning I love the sound of my cat purring when i am sad. I love helping others even when i cant help myself I love the color purple I love the smell of lavender I love create things I love the touch of velvet I love being loved I love to play games that i have invented with a friend I love my job I love long hair on men I love soft spoken people I love black clothing and I love STACIE...the is my boondock sister!!! thanks stacie for the idea!
Things I Hate
this should be fun I hate the sound of a child crying I hate the color yellow I hate people who arent open-minded I hate when people get hurt because of someone elses stupidity I hate knowing one day my life is going to come to an end I hate snobs I hate the smell of cucumber melon I hate dull pencils I hate when people cannot clean up their mess I hate when i miss a program i really wanted to watch I hate when people say they are going to do something and dont I hate when my cell battery is low I hate when i dont get text messages well thats about it... i am sure in time i will think of more
Things Are Not What You Think
some times you think you finded the one you will be with for the rest of your life and at frist things are so good all is right with the world then you wake up and find the one you love love not you but some one esle but you keep trying to be under stanting and keep loving them and try to move on and make it work and it happens again and again and so on and so on so you give up and try to find some to care about you the why you my feel about them so you go out into the world for the frist time and befor you get to start looking for that one to care about she or he tells you that she wonts to make it work again and that she or he loves you and wonts to be with you and no one esle after so long of trying and hopeing what do you do ? do you give it a try again do you give up ? things are not what they seem or are they? how do we know they well do as they say they well you all tell me what you all think after over 20 years of loving and being there and never going out or being with anyo
Thinking...wondering...
Wondering into my own thoughts. Memories coming back to me. Brings a smile to my face. Yet bring sadness within. What did I truly do wrong? Was it something I said? Was it something someone said? I guess I will never know. I never thought it would ever end in this way. It was the last thing I ever wanted. My efforts building it up with you, Trying to make things work. It feels everything has gone down the drain, Like nothing ever happened. Thinking we had something there, Looks like I was wrong; Very wrong. I trusted you in every single way possible, I gave you every single part of me that you could have. It rips me apart to think I can’t carry on giving it to you, Because I still love you. But… Will I learn to learn to trust someone the way I did? Will I learn to give the way that I did? Will I be hurt so deeply again? Will I be able to love again? (C) Copyright. Angel
The Thing
The loneliest thing I know..As I sit recalling my past..Wishing for peace at last.im a gurl with a big smile and bright blue eyes..how my secret safely start to poor out from my soul..I was good hiding the depression Locked within me as i wept..I was invisible to my mother and father and to some of my friends thats never saw me for who i was so they weren't true friends...But the saddest thing I recall Was wishing for my life to end thats the loneliest thing I think i have ever felt in my hole life And I probably wouldn't have made it if it was not for one true friend.. as i sit here and write this bolg i think of him as he is know longer with me..and the saddest thing is he saved me from taking my own life but i could not save him from is own depression that he was hidding within him self..depression is apart of every day life it hits more and more people every day and its brakes my heart to see the people still fighting it..the more you open a door to someone the better its seems to
Think About This...
DARRELL SCOTT TESTIMONY Guess our national leaders didn't expect this, hmm? On Thursday, Darrell Scott, the father of Rachel Scott, a victim of the Columbine High School shootings in Littleton , Colorado , was invited to address the House Judiciary Committee's subcommittee. What he said to our national leaders during this special session of Congress was painfully truthful. They were not prepared for what he was to say, nor was it received well. It needs to be heard by every parent, every teacher, every politician, every sociologist, every psychologist, and every so-called expert! These courageous words spoken by Darrell Scott are powerful, penetrating, and deeply personal. There is no doubt that God sent this man as a voice crying in the wilderness. The following is a portion of the transcript: " Since the dawn of creation there has been both good & evil in the hearts of men and women. We all contain the seeds of kindness or the seeds of violence. The death of my wonderful daug
Things On My Myspace I Have Written And Still Want To Share With You Guys
things that make me go @#!!@@$%$%#&#@! about Vegas. two for the bother of one. Before I start on this twofer I need to clear up a few thing. one when I say Vegan I do not only mean folks born here! So I mean the folks that have been here long enough to become one of the dammed, that team in this waiting room for hell that is Vegas , under the cheap eats and glitter. Two I will be talking about real folks in my life no names a course but real folks and Ill be saying things that might not be wise to say, to these folks I say sorry if the truth hurts it didnt do me that good either, and to the folks not mentioned or are only in passing that are grooving on the dirt Im spreading around I say F$#!#k you, go be petty little ghouls some place else.. and three. Im not drawing my self as a poor victim , yes I got screwed . but Im a full grow man and I let it happen to me. Sometime willing some times as a deluded fool . Either way no one twisted my arm. clear!? okay the first thing on m
Things Girls Need To Understand When In A Relationship
Another thing I got from a friend. THINGS GIRLS NEED TO UNDERSTAND WHEN IN A RELATIONSHIP -When we ask you what you want for your birthday/anniversary/Christmas/Kwanza/Whatever, don't say "Nothing" or "You don't have to get me anything." We might take it literally. You're a girl. There's SOMETHING you want. And you know damn well it's bullshit...if we don't get you anything, you'll be pissed. -We hate chick flicks. If you plan on putting us through one, you better be ready to watch something with explosions, decapitations, and boobs next time. It's only fair. -Yes, our eyes do wander. Ladies, we're gonna glance at other women now and then. We can't help it. Just cuz we're on a diet don't mean we can't look at the menu... -We don't care when you have a ladies' night out. Don't get pissy when we have a dude's night out. We need time away from you. It's not that we don't enjoy your company; it's that we don't need it ALL the time. And if you need US all the time, you either need be
Things U Never Say To A Cop
Things never to say to a cop 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son.. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren't
1). "Whew, that's one terrific spread!" 2). "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat." 3). "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist." 4). "Talk about a huge breast!" 5). "It's Cool Whip time!" 6). "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!" 7). "Are you ready for seconds yet?" 8). "Are you going to come again next time?" 9). "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?" 10). "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!" 11). "Don't play with your meat." 12). "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in." 13). "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?" 14). "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!" 15). "You still have a little bit on your chin." 16). "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it." 17). "How long will it take after you stick it in?" 18). "You'll know it's ready when it pops up." 19). "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!" 20). "How many are coming?" 21). "That's t
Things..
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no genitals. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Get lost. What good is a cake you can't eat? When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No idiot, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the ceiling. What did you come here to do? The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. He
Things About Me!!!
Ok I came from a small town in Oklahoma...My parents were Divorced when I was going to the first grade...We Moved to Stillwater and Then my parents got back together 14 years later and had my brother...I also have a younger sister that is 4 years younger then me...We talk all the time now that we are out of the house lol...I married my highschool sweetheart...We have been together for 14years...He joined the Corp after we had our son...Then we moved to Jacksonville NC and lived there for 4years I loved it there made lots of friends...We then had a little girl...Then he got out and we went back to Oklahoma to be near family which we should not have done we were happier being away from family...Anyways We have had our ups and downs but who doesn't in any marriage...Then We Had another little girl which was my last mircle...I am happy for my children they are my life in so many ways...2 years ago my Husband came to Texas to live with a friend of ours so he could get a better job...anyways
Think Again!
I have had the luxury of chatting, meeting and learning a great deal from some of the people on here; I have had a great time with many that I have meet and even formed a friendship with each. Even gotten into arguments and disagreements with some but I never used anyone. • Spent some quality time with a Lady out of Memphis, • Got to have a nice dinner with a lady in MO, • Sat outside in a parking lot and talked the night away with another in MO, • Went up to the Top of Mt Saint Helens and road around on my Harley in WA, • Sat in a small Café and ate a nice meal and talked for hours in OR, • Visited a Great friend in San Francisco CA and even stayed awhile, • Visited a Very good friend in LA • Got to see the sun on the back of CA • Got to see a great big tree in MS • Sat out on a football field and talked the night away in TX I never used any one of these ladies for anything and each one is very attractive and beautiful in a very special way and know this when I use the
Things I Do Wrong
why is it i never seem to do anything right why is it that the one guy i thought was going to be the love of my life turns out to the ass hole i never wanted to be around so whats up with that sighs it seems that the man wanted betty crocker and donna reed both of which i am not i try real hard and trust me my wiccan reede gets pushed to the limit but always end up depressed as hell and now i just wanna end it all .....
Thinking Of Another Mum
But I'm pretty sure this one would be going just a BIT too far in the humor department.. Basically, it would be along the lines of: NAKED PICTURES!!! OK, so a lot of people have "Naughty" pictures of themselves here.. Inquiring minds want to know your reaction.. It's Whack! or I Whacked! Should I do it? LOL
Things I Have Learned
I HAVE LEARNED MANY THINGS IN MY LIFE SUCH AS PEOPLE THAT DRIVE SPORTS CARS HAVE A DEATH WISH, OLD PEOPLE DRIVERS THERE HAS TO BE A LIMIT ON WHEN THEY CANT DRIVE, PEOPLE DRIVING TALKING ON CELL PHONES PUTTING ON MAKE UP EATING AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE LOL TRUST ME I HAVE SEEN ALOT OF SHIT OVER THE ROAD I HAVE LEARNED THAT COPS EVERYWHERE DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ON WHAT PEOPLE DO ANYMORE LIKE I WAS HAULING THROUGH KANSAS GOING ABOUT 85 MPH BOBTAILING ( LOL NO TRAILER FOR PEOPLE THAT DONT KNOW :D) IN A 70 MPH ZONE PASTED A HIGHWAY STATE TROOPER SITTIN ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD I SEEN HIS LITTLE RADAR GUN FLEW RIGHT PAST HIM DIDNT COME AFTER ME BUT I'LL BE DAMNED HE WENT AFTER A RED MUSTANG CONVRTABLE LMAO I LEARNED TAHT I WILL NEVER OWN A RED CAR OF ANY SORT ITS LIKE A BIG ASS SIGN FOR COPS TO COME ADN GET YOUR ASS LOL ANYWAYS THERES ALOT OF THINGS I LEARNED BUT THIS BLOG WOULD BE 50 MILES LONG LOL I DONT WANT TO RANT TAHT MUCH LOL TELL ME WHAT U THINK :D
Thing Were Tougher Back When...
There were three Irish prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How did you get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother. "Not too good," replied the daughter. "I only got €20 for a blow job." "Wow!" said the mother, "In my day we gave a blow job for 50 pence!" "Good God!" said the Grandmother. "In my day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs!"
10 Things Not To Say To Ure New G/f's Folks
1. My parole officer thinks Tara has a calming effect on me. 2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday? 3. Which one of you taught Tara to give such great head? 4. Can you believe it! Those shitheads at the corner market won't cash my welfare check! 5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times. 6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable, in my opinion. 7. Tara is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her. 8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it? 9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Tara's will be okay too. 10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.
Thinking Of You This Veteran's Day
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Thinking About You~~ Trisha Yearwood
I'm not quite sure what's goin' on But all day through and all night long I've been thinkin' about you I've been thinkin' about you The look in your eyes when you smile that way The sound of your voice sayin' my name I've been thinkin' about you Just keep thinkin' about you This single minded fascination I've got Do you call it love If you don't then what All I know is I don't know what you've done And this train ain't about to jump the track that it's on In the back of my mind there's a secret place But the whole world knows by the smile on my face I've been thinkin' about you Can't stop thinkin' about you I know it's crazy callin' you this late When the only thing I wanted to say is I've been thinkin' about you Just keep thinkin' about you I Can't stop thinkin' about you Always thinkin' about you
5 Things U Need To Know About Women
top 5 things you need to know about women Current mood: bored 1}it never hurts to say sorry,even if you dont mean it 2}women like a big penis,but having one is not a good excuse to suck at foreplay 3}women are not afraid to get kinky ,you just need te balls to ask them 4)women cant live without stress,every once in awhile she will start a fight for no reason,accept this as a running,inevitable theme and your relationship will make alot more sense 5}once in awhile let her pick the movie and dont
Things That Make You Go Hmmm?
Why, Why, Why > >do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are >getting dead? > >Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is >not enough money? > >Why does someone believe you when you say there are four >billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? > >Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? > >Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? > >Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? > >Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a >revolver at him? > >Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? > >Whose idea was it to >put an "S" in the word "lisp"? > >If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? > >Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are >always white? > >Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? > >Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that >something new to eat will have m
13 Things Pms Stands For:
1. Pimples May Surface 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4 Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8 Pass My Sweatpants 9. Pass My Shotgun 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff 13. Potential Murder Suspect
Things To Do At Walmart
Things to do @ wal-mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around th
Thinking About You
I try not to think of you so much But all I can think of is your Gentle touch I think of your arms Squeezing me tight And think of all the ways to keep you in sight We compare all the things we have to share I swear I try not to Think about you all day But these thoughts are in my mind to stay
Things To Think About
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen t
Things To Remember
We cannot see the future. We cannot change the past. We can only live in the now with an eye towards gaining enough power in the future to wreak revenge on everyone who ever screwed us in the past. Dreaming frees the soul, energizes the spirit and allows you to do things that would get your ass thrown in jail if you really tried them. To truly love another, you must first love yourself. And it wouldn't kill you to wash your hands in between either. A little bit of love goes a long way in our lives. It can provide us with higher highs and lower lows. But, if it comes with a persistent burning sensation, see your physician. When it becomes a crime to love, you should probably consider dating outside the family. They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere. "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a
The Things We Do In The Name Of ???
Okay sometimes we all do stupid things. Well I did something I thought was a harmless act of omission and bending the truth but turned out to be a major fuck up. I had a friend who I wanted desperately to play with. Yes that means cyber fuck. Well even though he kept telling me he wanted to play with me, he never seemed to find the time. He always had some lame excuse. The other evening I was playing as a new nickname on my favorite chat server and he started talking to me not realizing it was me. I was honest about everything except 3 things that were dead giveaways as to who I was, my age, weight, the city I live in. We talked and talked for hours. I just really wanted to see what he was like to play with but we never had cyber sex. He was sweet, kind and sexy but a gentleman the whole time. We were having such a good time, neither of us wanted to leave the other but forced ourselves at 4 am. Then tonight he came back and we were both like excited high school kids. We star
Think About It....
READ EACH SENTENCE SLOWLY AND THINK ABOUT IT. Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear. Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. Don't let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. Nobody is perfect Until you fall in love with them Send this on to everyone special in your life, even the people who really make you mad sometimes and to the people whose lives you want to be in!!! Remember, every minute spent angry is 60 seconds of happiness wasted... MySpace Comments Graphics
Things People Say
Here are some comments colleagues and I have heard from employees that I thought were note worthy... I will keep adding to this as I hear more. "I know I was breaking company policy but I thought that if it was only for a few minutes each day it would be okay. I mean isn't there a time allowance on these things?" "Well I'm not sure which network drives I need access to so why do you give me full rights to everything and I will tell you what I don't need" Employee: "I wasn't looking at porn on the company computer.. it's all those pop-ups" HR Manager: "Isn't this a print out of you sign in page to a website that contains adult content?" "I know I was told that my computer activity would be monitored but I didn't think you would actually check." President of a company: "Yes I told my managers to fire all the women, women belong at home. And you can quote me on that!" Attorney: "Sir this is a deposition everything is a quote." Employee explaining why the co
Think Before You Speak
Okay, a woman originally posted this, but when I read it, I had to add it.....lmao Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were
13 Things Pms Stands For:
13 Things PMS Stands For: 1 Pass My Shotgun 2 Psychotic Mood Shift 3 Perpetual Munching Spree 4 Puffy Mid-Section 5 People Make me Sick 6 Provide Me with Sweets 7 Pardon My Sobbing 8 Pimples May Surface 9 Pass My Sweat pants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff and my favorite one. 13. Potential Murder Suspect Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! ...Or men who need a warning. And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!!
Things I Hate....
OMG I DELETED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That fucking sucked now I have to do it all over! I hate lots of people my friend. LOTS. I guess the people I hate more than anything though are so- called "friends' who talk smack about you behind your back the kiss your fucking ass to your face. Then use your pad so they can drink and play on your computer bc they cant do it at home bc the losers still live with thier fucking parents. They have no personality so they try to steal someone elses .... AND they dont do a good job at that!!!!!I know that over the years I have become "somewhat" cold, indifferent, apathetic, sarcastic, and mean.... okay I have pretty much became a premenstral bitch year round. Thats okay. That I can accept. But why.....WHY, If you know this about me would you run the risk of pissing me off. I won't make a scene in public oh no that makes me look like an ass..... However......I will get my revenge cockstain in private. It will be subtle and you will cry... that I can f
Things That Piss Me Off!
1. This war. 2. Backstabbers. 3. Close minded people. 4. Disrespectable people. 5. Freeloaders. 6. People that are too afraid to help others. 7. Friends that say they are your "true, close, best" friend, but aren't there when you REALLY need them. 8. People that use other people for their personal pleasure. 9. People that truely have no hearts. 10. Men that use, beat, harrass women and children. 11. Men that only befriend you to ask if they can see some "private" pics of ya. 12. People that get your hopes up, then let you down. (yes I am guilty of this, but I mean ppl that do it daily or on purpose) 13. Men that only want you for a piece of ass but say they don't want you for that. 14. People that hide their true selves. 15. Haters in general. People are human and are bound to make a few mistakes, give em a damn break! 16. People that don't think its ok to share whats on their mind. 17. People that won't work for what they have or appre
13 Things Pms Stands For
13 Things PMS Stands For: 1 Pass My Shotgun 2 Psychotic Mood Shift 3 Perpetual Munching Spree 4 Puffy Mid-Section 5 People Make me Sick 6 Provide Me with Sweets 7 Pardon My Sobbing 8 Pimples May Surface 9 Pass My Sweat pants 10. P*ssy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff and my favorite one. 13. Potential Murder Suspect Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! ...Or men who need a warning. And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!!
Things Not To Say During Sex
Things I Am Feeling!!!
I am right now going through anxiety issues along with having depression...ALot of people dont seem to understand this unless you yourself have been through it in one shape or form whether you or a loved one has been through it...Right now these issues are taking a huge toll on my life...I have known im having anxiety alot and having panic attacks i recently had a panic attack while walking my children halloween night trick or treating...I was doing pretty good for awhile but then it hit out of the blue and I felt like I couldnt breathe and felt sick...My heart started racing fast and i started to feel warm all over... I felt so overwhelmed I was so scared...I had to sit somewhere and try and calm down...I called my boyfriend but he was still at work out of town so he wouldnt be able to pick me up...So I hung on him not to be mean but i couldnt talk anymore...Then i sat for a bit and after about 10 minutes I was a bit calmer and thank God i wasnt too far from my house...Then I had to t
50 Things About Me
1. How tall are you barefoot? 6’1” 2. What color are your eyes? Blue 3. Do you own a gun? YEP! And I ain’t scared to use them! 4. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be? If? WHAT DO YOU MEAN if? I’m a man! Remote Control-itus! 5. How many letters are in your crush's first name? 6-Orange CRUSH!! 6. What do you think of hot dogs? Make mine a steak! 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer! (Or Carol of the Bells if you don’t want funny) 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee, Mt Dew-anything with CAFFIENE 9. Do you do push ups? Part of life’s ups and downs 10. Have you ever done ecstasy?. Hell NO! 11. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?... nope 12. Do you like the rain? ... yes... I like the rain 13. Are you sweet? Naw-I am a grumpy old man! 14. On a scale of 1 to 10 (ten being the best) what do you rate yourself? A Four (4). I am a man! 15. Do you have A.D.D? Huh? Somebody say something? 16. full initials? K.L.
15 Things To Do At Wal-mart While Your Girlfriend Is Taking Her Sweet Time
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your girlfriend is taking her sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"Code3" in housewares...and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where
"think About How Many Times I Have Fallen. Spirits Are Using Me"
Things Not To Say During Sex
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Think About It......
You get up and hit you're snooze button again for 5 more minutes of sleep. We've already been up for 5 hours risking our lives for you. ``````````````````````````````````````````` You make yourself some coffee and make yourself some breakfest. Our breakfest was powdered eggs and our coffee is a week old. ``````````````````````````````````````````````` You bitch about traffic and how it takes you an extra 15 minutes to get to work, Yet we go out and get shot at, So many go out to never come back. ```````````````````````````````````````````````` We lay here , we fight and die for you're right to drive down that street. We fight day and night, so you might get that sound sleep. You make you're horrible comments, you take the freedom we give and then question on how we give it. Just Remember these words American girls and American guys we'll always stand up and salute we'll always recognize when we see old glory flying, There is a lot of men dead so you c
Things You Should To Be Learning.
That crazy bastard's monster was right. Fire IS bad. Do you think that if it had been given a name, it would have tossed that little girl into the lake anyway?
Things You'd Never Think To Ask
30 Things You'd Never Think to Ask 1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? No 2. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster? Dont really ride them 3. When's the last time you've been sledding? Never? 4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? Hmm donno.. 5. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes..Kinda 6. Do you consider yourself creative? Sometimes 7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Yes 8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Jennifer 9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics? Not enough. 10. Do you know how to play poker? Kinda yup 11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? No 12. What's your favorite commercial? Hmm the one for 6 flags with the old dude... 13. Who was your first love? Nick Carter :| 14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light? Dont drive.. 15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? Might.. 16. Boston Red Sox or
Things To Not Think So Much About..
Things that matter.... — Thursday, November 16, 2006 Or actually things that don't matter. I got real drunk lastnight. It seemed like the thing to do at the time kinda. Things that people seem to care about but aren't really a big deal to me. 1- Matching your sox. What difference does it make if they match anyway? How much attention do people pay to your feet, and if you have sox with a grey toe, and sox without a grey toe, and you wear one of each, most of the time, it will have little or no impact on your life. Yet people spend time making sure their sox match. 2- Silverware. Seperating it when you put it away. Why? Why take the time to do that? it's not like it's hard to find a fork, or whatever you are looking for when you open the droor. Or atleast it's not hard for me. 3- exact spelling and grammer. They are for sheep anyway. They only matter cuz their are condascending pieces of shit who will judge you because you don't follow the rules some guy made up
50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...
50 things girls wish guys knew... 1)You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions. 2)It never hurts to work out...take your own advice. 3)Girls like sex just as much, if not more than guys. 4)Not all girls masturbate...we just don't and no we are not lying. 5)We hate porn. 6)Hmmmm...guys in Jeeps...yummmm... 7)Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive. 8)We think about you all the time. 9)Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press. 10)We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis. 11)Hold our hand. 12)No backseat drivers...NONE. 13)Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it. 14)We are not your all-night restaurant. 15)Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us. 16)If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a sti
Thing To Do At Wal-mart.....if You Wanna Get Banned For Life!!!
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to her from the store. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below. Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares... and wat
Think Twice
Eve-6 When all is said and done And dead does he love You The way that I do Breathing in lightning Tonight's for fighting I feel the hurt so physical She spreads her love She burns me up I can't let go I can't get out I've said enough Enough by now I can't let go I can't get out Wait till the day You finally see I've been here waiting patiently Crossing my fingers and my t's She cried on my shoulder begging please She spreads her love She burns me up I can't let go I can't get out I've said enough Enough by now I can't let go I can't get out What is it You really want I'm tired of asking You're gone I'm wasted When I showed up and he was there I tried my best to grin and bear And took the stairs but didn't stop at the street And as we speak I'm going down Cause She spread Her love And burnt me up I can't let go I can't get out I've said enough Enough by now I can't let go I can't get out
12 Things Not To Say To A Cop
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
Thinking Of All Of You
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Things I Learned From Children
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20-foot room. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. A six-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies. If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak--it explodes. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep. Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four-year-old. Super glue is forever. McGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know. No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. Pool filters do not like Jello. VCR's do not eject PB&J
Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving
Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving 01. Talk about a huge breast! 02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 03. It's Cool Whip time! 04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 05. That's one terrific spread! 06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 07. Are you ready for seconds yet? 08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 09. J ust wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say, "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people actually do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say, "did you see that?" while watching a film. No you loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
Thinking Long And Hard!
Well everyone sorry I have not been keeping up with my blog entry's, But I have been busy with work,kids and their school, plus all the normal stuff that comes withhaving a family. Plus the holiday's are coming upon us fast so thats taken time away from having to much fun.....lol Plus when you are busy that gives you time to think and belive me I have had a ot of time to think. And I have been trying to think of away to bring up subject with all of you here. And I hope when I am finished it wont sound stupid. Ok here goes I seen a talk show a few mounths back, and the topic seemed pretty cool so after a friend of mine also told me about the same thing I seen on the show, I desided to look into it, so I did and I fond out some really interesting stuff about if and would like to know what you all think about it as well, I would love to hear all the feed back I can about it. So here it is. The name of the show was something along the line's of this......Polyamory and are these real
10 Things About You
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL 1) I'm 5'10 2)I play lots of video games 3)I eat pasta, seafood, steak, and etc... 4)i have one brother and two sisters 5)i like to go hang out at the mall 6)my favorite superhero is Superman 7)even though i'm almost 20 i still watch cartoons 8)i watch anime cartoons like DBZ Naruto etc.. 9)I'm the youngest in the Family 10)i first words were "more money"
10 Things About Me
This is for Bella: 1) I love technology, messing with my computer, building them and maintaning them is very fun to me. 2) I love to BBQ. Teriyaki chicken is my favorite to cook! (yum) 3) I like to read. I'm currently reading Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth series. I'm on book 2 so far. Very good reading if you like fantasy stuff. 4) I like to chat with people on the internet. meeing new and interesting people is something i find enjoyable. 5) I love doing art. I haven't been doing it for a while now, but I started doing fractal art recently! (thanks to Jen for showing that to me =D) 6) I like going to the gym and working out. I always feel better after doing so. 7) I am currently working on my back and other health problems and hope to be doing much better next year at this time. (wish me luck) 8) I love going out to karaoke every week, hanging with my friends and drinking some alcohol =D 9) I love playing pool. Although I haven't played much, recently I've
Think I Finally Tracked Down The Alerts Weirdness...
that was causing some people to see old alerts in their alert box. i reset the alerts again to be sure. i'll cross my fingers.. ;) -mike
33 Things To Do Not To Get Invited Back To Church
33 Things to do NOT to get Invited back to Church 1. During Communion, when handed the wafers, declare loudly: "No thanks, I'm a pagan." 2. When the minister invites the congregation to pray, pull out a drum and start chanting. 3. Make change from the collection plate. 4. During the sermon, keep raising your hand. 5. Keep referring to Jesus as "God's Bastard". 6. Get "the spirit". (This works best in Catholic or Southern Baptist venues) 7. While the rest of the congregation is singing "Michael Row the Boat Ashore" try to start rounds of "Row, Row, Row your Boat". 8. Ask if the communion wafers come with dipping sauce. If anyone answers "No" pull out a bottle of honey mustard. 9. Vomit. 10. Ask to sing in the choir. Pick your nose the entire time. 11. Same as #10, but spontaneously sing The Vatican Rag. (http://www.angelfire.com/ms/storybook14/VaticanRag.asp) 12. Bring the Sunday comics section. Read during sermon. Laugh out loud. 13. Same as #12,
10 Thinks You Never Want To Know About Me!
1.I WAS BORN IN OHIO, BUT LIVED MOST OF MY LIFE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. (IN NEVADA NOW) 2.I AM VERY EMOTIONAL (SOME ALREADY KNOW THAT HEEHEE) 3. I WRITE POETRY, ESPECIALLY WHEN I AM EMOTIONAL! 4. I AM A CAMERA COLLECTOR, A BIT OBSESSED. 5. I ALSO LOVE LAMPS, ALTHOUGH I HATE THE LIGHT, FIGURE THAT ONE OUT. 6. I LIKE YOUNGER GUYS, OLDER GUYS ARE KINDDA BORING TO ME. 7. I LOVE TO LAUGH, PISSES PEOPLE OFF SOMETIMES, (WICKEY) 8. I LOVE TO COOK, BUT HATE TO CLEAN UP THE MESS, SO I USUALLY DON'T...LOL 9. I LOVE TO LOVE AND BE LOVED. 10. I HAVE A SECRET ONLY A FEW PEOPLE KNOW! *WINKS*
Things Beth Cannot Do
(1)cannot say "i know where that is" when going somewhere then all of a sudden say "where are we going again?i forget" (2) cannot tell Will to speak in english when he is talking in his sleep.he will only say "No" or "okay" and go back to sleep (3) cannot put a bucket over my head and run as fast as i can down a hill (4) am not allowed to go into best buy and make fun of the tvs having sex (5) cannot go into an appliance store and ask about how the little appliances were made and if they were made by the washing machines and dryers having sex. (6)cannot throw skittles and m&ms down the isle and scream "the ants are coming to get me" during a scary movie in the theatre (7) cannot flirt with mandy...will and spence might get jealous (8) cannot tell will i want pizza then change my mind and say i want ralleys then continously change my mind about what to eat. (9) while driving,can not tell the person in the passengerseat to press the little red button and then tel
30 Things Survey
30 Things You Might Not Know!! by ktwalter73What are you listening to right now?: Jimi Hendrix All Along The Watch TowerWhat was the last thing you ate?: Terriyaki NoodlesIf you were a crayon what color would you be?: ChromeHow is the weather right now?: Cold as hellWhat color is your underwear right now?: What underwear?Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?: Phone . . . Drac, Chirp . . . JudyThe first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: HairFavorite type of food?: Either Mexican or ItalianDo you drink?: Drink What?Ever got so drunk you dont remember?: I can't remember if I have or notWhat color are your eyes?: BrownishSingle?: FatallyFavorite month?: JulyLast movie you watched?: RushFavorite day of the week?: SaturdayAre you too shy to ask someone out?: NopeHugs or Kissess?: KissesChocolate or Vanilla?: VanillaWhat books are you reading?: I just read Wicked not long agoPiercings?: A few, had more lost themFavorite movie?: DogmaAny pets?: A few
Think Before You Speak!
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a va
Things Are Stupid Around Here Again, Or Did It Ever Get Better?
Today's issue is those of you who are complaining about not having adult content in your default. You's are allowed to make up and view multiple albums so what is the big problem for them to be taking out of default? I seen a I penis go by on the slideshow and thats just not right. Im sure I'll get some nasty feedback from this opinion but I really dont care and if you do give that feedback, you better have your points well made. Now for the opinion.... I really dont see the big deal in not allowing that stuff on defaults, although we are given the choice by seeing the thumbnails before full versions. People talk like the adult content is being taken completly off the site and from what I understand, that isnt the case. It takes only a couple seconds to both make a new album or view a private album. Why are you people complaining about that? I think its probably because most like to just drop by the main profile and drop a 10 and a fast comment and not want to take the ti
Thinking
I was sitting here thinking. Thinking about the world we live in. Thinking about how we are celebrating Thanksgiving in 2 days. Thinking about how much food everyone is going to be eating here. Thinking about how in a lot of countries children go hungry every day. Thinking about how many people would love to have the things we take for granted every day. Thinking about how many people don't have family and friends close by to spend the holidays with. Thinking about the men and women that are serving our country in foreign countries. So, this Thursday when you sit down to eat, remember everything that you have to be thankful for and say a prayer for those that aren't as fortunate.
Things You Can Learn On The Discovery Channel
A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When a male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches. Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked down at him and said: "How about we try the African string-and-weight procedure?" The husband agreed and they tied a string and weight to his penis. A few days later, the wife asked the husband: "How is our little tribal experiment coming along?" "Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied. "Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?" "No, it's turned black."
Things That Sound Dirty On Thanksgiving ...but Aren't!!!!
"Just spread the legs open and stuff it in." "How many are coming?" "Just lay back and take it easy--I'll do the rest." "Are you ready for seconds yet?" "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!" "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!" "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it." "How long will it take after you stick it in?" "How long do I beat it before it's ready?" "Are you going to come again next time?" "It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?" "Just wait your turn. You'll get some!" "Don't play with your meat!" "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?" "You still have a little bit on your chin." "You'll know it's ready when it pops up." "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!" "Just reach in and grab the giblets." "Whew...that's one terrific spread!" "I am in the mood for a little dark meat." "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist." "Talk about a HUGE breast!"
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Things Said At Thanxgiving!
Things You Can Say ONLY at Thanksgiving 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! Slick
Things That You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving:
Things that you can ONLY say at Thanksgiving: 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen
Thinks Giveing
I what to say to all my friends a happy thinks giveing to all
Things You Can Only Say During Thanksgiving
1) Talk about a huge breast. 2) Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3) It's "Cool Whip" time!! 4) If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!! 5) Whew!! that's one terrific spread!!! 6) I'm in the mood for a little "Dark Meat"!! 7) Are you ready for seconds yet?? 8) It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?? 9) Just wait until it's your turn, you'll get some!! 10) Don't play with your meat!! 11) Just spread the legs open and stuff it in!! 12) Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?? 13) I didn't expect everyone to come at once!! 14) You still have a little bit on your chin and lips!! 15) How long will it take after you stick it in?? 16) You'll know it's ready when it pops up!! 17) Wow!! I didn't think I could handle all of that!! 18) That's the biggest one I've ever seen!! 19) How long do I beat it before it's ready?? 20) It's ready!! It's ready!!
Think About It!!!!!!
Yep! I passed it on.. I am sorry but after hearing they want to sing the National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough. No where did they sing it in Italian, Japanese, Polish, Irish (Celtic), German, Portuguese, Greek, French, or any other language because of immigration. It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it was written. The news broadcasts even gave the translation -- not even close. Sorry if this offends anyone but this is MY COUNTRY - IF IT IS YOUR COUNTRY SPEAK UP ---- please pass this along~ I am not against immigration -- just come through like everyone else. Get a sponsor; have a place to lay your head; have a job; pay your taxes, live by the rules AND LEARN THE LANGUAGE as all other immigrants have in the past -- and GOD BLESS AMERICA! PART OF THE PROBLEM Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone-----YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !!!! Will we still be the Country of choice and st
Things I Am Thankful For
In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I have decided to write about the things I am thankful for today. I am thankful for my life...thankful that my mom decided to give life to me. I am thankful for my family and my friends. They are what keeps me going when I simply feel as though I can't go on any longer. They bring joy and happiness into my life and I pray that at times, I do the same. I am thankful to have a home to live in and someone to share it with. Sadly there are FAR too many people that won't have a roof over their head tonight. I am thankful to have a wonderful meal on my table to eat with my family and friends. I know that those same people that don't have a home are also some of the same people that won't have a meal to eat either. I also know that there are those that do have a home but not enough to eat, so I am thankful for the food that graces my table. I am thankful to be having a beautiful baby in a few months. Emma Grace is the light of my life and she isn't even here yet
The Things You Should Know
Amanda Lynn Hughson born on the 25th of March 1985. I share my birthday with Elton John and Lark Vorhees(Lisa on Saved By The Bell). Neon yellow is my favorite color I've dyed my hair close to a thousand times I've never broken a bone but I dislocated my knee once I live for Metal Mania on Vh1 Classic Guns N Roses is my all time favorite band Duff McKagan makes me hot I love gay boys/boy touching I'm a sucker for a chick flick I long for the 80s 80s hair metal makes me smile I still dig Hanson I love music, it doesn't matter what it is Indie flicks are the best I hate being lied to I love my friends Going to Denny's in the middle of the night with your friends is the best I'm addicted to Myspace I adore Nikki Sixx Axl Rose intrigues me I can't stand Avril Lavgine's personality, but I love her music I think Christina Aguielara is brilliant, plus she's hot I love to dye my hair I like to get coffee but I wait until
Think Of Me...
Think of me... As the year goes by, we run into holidays and birthdays. As they come and as they go you think of me and all the fun, meaningful memories we shared. Don’t stop making those memories just because I had to leave you behind. Always remember I’m right beside you everywhere you go. I’m in your thoughts, I give my advice. I’m here for you all the time. When Spring comes and the flowers bloom, think of me while I dance barefooted in a field of flowers. When Summer sets and the sunbeams and gardens grow, think of me out there growing a garden, under the summer sun. When the fall weather starts to set and the leaves change colors, and the air starts to chill, think of me baking pies, turkeys, and cookies. When its finally time for winter and the snow starts to fall and the air is brisk and cold, think of me getting ready to rejoice the real meaning of Christmas and all the special memories we share. Think of me playing in the snow making a snowman family. When b
10 Things To Know About Me
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL And, for the record, I'm doing this because Kathy is a sweetie, and she asked nicely :). 1) This is my second marriage, I will be married for 13 years in May 2007. 2) I have 5 kids... 4 that were born to me, and 1 that I was blessed with when I met his dad. 4 boys and 1 girl. 3) I love to cook and put my heart into it, however I hate cleaning up the mess lol. 4) I've had the same best friend for over 35 years, she now lives in North Carolina but we still keep in touch and talk and talk and talk. 5) I recently received my CDA in Early Childhood Education. 6) I love poetry and dabble in it from time to time. 7) I am a huge animal lover. I have had
Things Come To My Mind At The Moment!
When you know how to die is because you know how to Live!!!! Live like this is your last Day but thinking in your Future!!! Love, Alfredo.
10 Things
So I was tagged to tell 10 things about myself... 1) I have 8 cats! 2) I'm actually quite shy...I hate talking about myself, taking pictures, etc etc etc. 3) I still live at home with my mother. 4) I hate tomatoes...But I love Tomato soup, ketchup..etc, etc, etc! 5) The last person I dated committed suicide...Hence the reason I won't get into a relationship anytime soon. 6) I've got a major girl crush on Gwen Stefani!!! 7) I've got three binders of poetry, short stories, songs etc that I've written in the past 10 years or so. 8) I collect snow globes...Ever since I was about 8 or 9 my parents, family, friends...would always buy me a snowglobe for holidays and birthdays etc. 9) I was born at 6:15 (am) on 6/15. 10)I've got the widest variety of music on my computer...a LOT of everything...basically if its got killer lyrics, or something I can shake my ass too...I'll listen to it. Now to tag 10 people! 1-reddog007 2-CT Queen 3-demented butterfly 4-
10 Things
was tagged to do 10 things about myself... hmmm 1. I have Two Children 2. In a Long Term Relationship 3. I work At Kum And Go.. (gas station) 4. I am a very shy person 5. I have a cat named Godzilla 6. My hair is almost long enough to touch my ass! 7. I dont smoke.. and only drink occasionally 8. I am a very family oriented person 9. I hate wearing shoes.. but i love owning them..lol 10. I hate doing theese things :) people to tag... 1. rock star king 2. sir cherries alot 3. furrydevil 4. scrawberry 5. DJ Datamaster 6. Holiday 7. ~kit~ 8. innocentprncss 9. dragonking7474 10. angel in disquise
10 Things
So I was tagged to tell 10 things about myself... 1)I am a taurus 2)I'm very easy going but if u push me watch out i will get pissed off 3)i love to travel(vegas is my favorite place) 4)i'm the oldest of 3 children i have one sister and one brother 5)i love to gamble...casinos and lotteries mostly 6)i love drinking jack daniels...lol 7)i like all kinds of music 8)i like watching movies 9)i like football (New England Patriots r my favorite team) 10)i like dogs now 10 people to tag 1)ct queen 2)boo boo 3)karen 4)pussycat 5)jens angelshadrach 6)victoria 7)peachy 8)mette kenzo rider 9)harleygal 10)sexy alpha female
18 Things You Can Get Away With Saying At Thanksgiving:
1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. That's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
10 Things....
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL 1) I'm separated and filing for divorce.. My husband left me 6 months ago. 2) I have 4 daughters and 1 son.. Twin girls 16, boy14, and girls 12 & 8. 3) I can type close to 75 wmp. 4) Chinese food is my favorite. 5) I've had 3 boyfriends in my ENTIRE life.. counting the guy I was married to. 6) I have one dog... Maci. She's half rotweiller and half 'whatever jumped the fence'. But, she's really smart and can do all sorts of tricks. 7) I was in the national honor society when I was in school and lettered in academics. 8) I was TOTALLY invisible in high school!! 9) I HATE having my picture taken. I don't have a single picture of me that I
Things About Me You Might Not Know
Things About Me You Might Not Know I got this today from a friend of mine and thought hey, why not post it here as well - feel free to join in - it's a bit different from the usual ones that go around. Seven Things about me - Things you may or may not have known about me in no particular order. A) Four jobs I have had in my life: 1. Fitness Instructor 2. Telemarketer 3. Manager at the Bungy Zone in Nanaimo, BC, Canada 4. Teacher B) Four movies I would watch over and over: 1. Lord of the Rings (any of them in the series) 2. Star Wars (the classics) 3. Bambi 4. Metallica Videos C) Places I have lived. 1. Chilliwack, BC 2. Halifax, N.S. 3. Edmonton, Alta 4. Germany D) Four TV shows I watch: 1. CSI (all of them) 2. House 3. Lost 4. Amazing Race E) Websites visited Daily 1. http://groups.msn.com/melaniepitts 2. http://ca.groups.yahoo.com/group/melaniepitts/ 3. www.hotmail.com 4. www.howfamous.com F) Favorite Foods 1. Chocol
Think Illegal Immigration Doesn't Hurt? (repost)
If this doesn't open your eyes... nothing will! From the L.A. Times 1. 40% of all workers in L.A. County ( L.A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This was because they are predominantly illegal immigrants, working without a green card. 2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens. 3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens. 4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers. 5. Nearly 25% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally. 6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages. 7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border. 8. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal. 9. 21 radio statio
Things Are Difficult...
.. when you have hiccups. Have you ever had hiccups so bad that you can't type? I'm messin up on keys and havin to start over.. life is hard when you have hiccups.. and that is my blog for today children..tomorrows lesson.. How to ride that bull for more than 60 secs.
Things Not To Say During Sex.
45 Things A Girl Loves
1-touch her waist. 2-talk to her. 3-share secrets. 4-give her your jacket. 5-kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this?-- 6-hug her. 7-hold her. 8-laugh with her. 9-invite her somewhere. 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends. Keep reading... 11-smile with her. 12-take pics with her. 13-pull her onto your lap. 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back. 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking about someone?-- 16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly ! 18-***HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST!!!*** 19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! You need to show her you mean it-- 21-kiss her on the lips 22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. 23-tell her wut feels good [wtf?] 24-make her feel loved. 25-make her feel go
Think Twice
if you really wanna know me first of all you should never try to get too personal cause i mean it when i say you've got a long way to go alright im gonna vent a little. i know im not your average chick. i hate attatchments/ getting close/ having feelings for others. ill take a one night stand over a serious relationship anyday. i mean honestly whats the harm in wanting that? its crazy but ive always seen it as my greatest strength because im safeguarded from getting hurt.. i admit ive fucked over a few guys being this way but i really dont care. maybe this makes me come off as a bitch or a whore but i dont care if you dont like it this doesnt involve you.
The Things We Do For Love... Love Of The Camera
The screen on this computer is wonky.  Yes, I have actually left the house for a video shoot.  And even when I am an hour late, with out fail it is hurry up and wait, if not a good dose of Murphy's Law.  I hope we make it out of here in a timely manner, because I am supposed to have guest arriving ... I just found out we are all sitting with thumbs up our asses for nothing, because we are all ready!!  LET'S ROLL!... Damn. it's sit and wait again.Anyways, so this shoot will require I do an improv dialoging of a subject that though I don't mind speaking about or enacting in session I feel highly uncomfortable being portrayed as on film.   But what the hell,.  I am a trouper, a performer, and a narcicisst who is in love with the camera... not as if I haven't portrayed a great many character's that were in complete discord with My personal beliefs and  completely the opposite of My personality.This scene is going to contain racist dialogue, and though I often session that way and jokingl
Think Of A Soldier
Think of a soldier, any one Do you know what he has done Saved some lives, ended some too Didnt know what else to do The enemy shoots, you shoot back Add the body to the stack There is blood, there is gore Guess thats why they call it war Imagine this, just for a minute Something is wrong, you just cant pin it Suddenly, you hear some blasts Now you know you must act fast You ask your sergeant what to do He says, We must fall back, we are too few Your heart starts pumping, you are getting scared You ask, fall back, but to where? You hear, To the west, about a mile away I need you to do just as I say Over the noise you cant hear him speak This situation seems much too bleak Thats it, you snap, you panic, you run Just one mile, then Ill be done You head out the door, and down the street Youve got speed that cant be beat Your steps get quicker with every blast Youve got to get to safety, and fast There it is,
Thinking Of Someone Whoes Halo Slipped
Longing for the human touch Desire that I need so much Confusion as to what to feel Lost in all that is not real A fantasy of mind and light Found lacking by so far a sight For I need to touch a flesh so true yet I can’t reach out and touch you All I can do is sit and wait Sit for hours second rate Behind the wall of distant glass It drags on slow and never fast Till in this place I see you near The one I always hold so dear The one who touched my heart and mind The one who is the greatest find Now I see there is more I need my heart for one alone does bleed Loneliness does surely grow I wonder if inside you know The hold you do have on me And how these eyes do truly see One I can never ever hold I think of waiting till I am old It would be worth all to hold one time And feel the joy one moment sublime Where I could gaze into those eyes And know the wonder and surprise But this is just what can not do I need the touch from only you By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Thinking
What a Moon Brings Light that shines pale and bright Shared Illumination of the night Knowing it shines first on me Travels to where you will be Carries to you my fond thought Dreams and wishes of all we wrought The bond of peace that we share Forged by a friendship beyond compare Where we enjoy each as we are Matters not that distance is far For we touch each deep inside A wonder and a joy none can hide Rare and a beauty to behold Timeless adventure forever bold Free to express feelings deep Giving myself yours to keep Missing you more as passes the day We have the moon that passes your way A comfort to know that you think of me As you lookup at it where every you’ll be By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Things A Perfect Woman Would Say
“Things a Perfect Woman Would Say” I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome! God… if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again? You're so sexy when you're hung over. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. Let's subscribe to Hustler. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses. I'll be out painting the house. I love it when you play golf on Sunday’s; I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too. Honey. Our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see! I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. No, No, I'll take the car
“things A Perfect Woman Would Say”
“Things a Perfect Woman Would Say” I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome! God… if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again? You're so sexy when you're hung over. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. Let's subscribe to Hustler. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses. I'll be out painting the house. I love it when you play golf on Sunday’s; I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too. Honey. Our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see! I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. No, No, I'll take the car
61 Things We Don't Know About Guys
1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! 2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. 5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend. 11. Guys ge
40 Things Id Say At Work
40 things you'd love to say at work 1 I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t. 2 I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3 How about never? Is never good for you? 4 I see you've set aside this special time to publicly humiliate yourself. 5 I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6 Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 7 I'm out of my mind at the moment, but feel free to leave a message. 8 I don't work here - I'm a consultant. 9 It sounds like English, but I don't understand a damn word you're saying. 10 Ahhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. 11 I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12 You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13 I have plenty of talent and vision - I just don't give a damn. 14 I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15 I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had abo
The Things Music Can Bring To Mind
It's amazing how, no matter how I'm feeling, I can always find a way to express it in the music I listen to. I Don't Believe - Stabbing Westward I'm such an asshole I'm such a stain I just keep fucking up again and again You crawled inside my mind when you crawled into my bed Said everyhting I've ever longed to hear So perfect, so alive, once inside you sucked me dry Used me up and left me here for dead I crave it desperately, a cancer eating me An addiction too intense to be denied Worthless, I'm a whore, crawling back for more Pathertic how I feed off this abuse You told me that you loved me You swore that you loved me And I believed, now I know it was a lie [chorus] I don't believe I don't believe That I could be so stupid and so naive I don't believe I don't believe That there is nothing, nothing left for me Better Than Me - Hinder I think you can do much better than me After all the lies that I made you believe
Thin Lizzy
Thinking Of Us....
You came to my door with a dozen red roses in a vase, and a white silk blindfold in the other. I take the flowers and place them on the table; you came up from behind give me, and placed a gentle kiss on the neck, and place the blindfold over my eyes. Then you lead me out to the car. I'm both scared and excited. We drive neither saying a word . Finally, you stop the car and get out, open my door and the smell of wild flowers is the first thing I notice. The next thing I sense is the silence, the only sound is the babble from a near by brook. You lead me to an awaiting a picnic basket, and a spread out blanket. There you seat me and open the basket , it has fruits of all kinds and a bottle of white wine. You feed me the fruit and we drink some of the wine, you tease me with different foods from the basket. Touching my tongue, some rolling over my body, and some squeezing juices out on me . After your finish you reach out and kiss me softly on the cheek, and follow my neck down to my sho
Thinking Of Starting What Is Pretty Much Your Own Business!
Well 1st off I hope everyone had a wounderful thanksgiving. We did despit the snow keeping us home. We didnt get to see my sister and her family which compleatly sucks We were looking forward to that. Ok anyway to the point of this blog lol I have been thinking latly that i need to would rather do somthing I like and possibly make more money If I put the time in to makeing it worth it which I an willing to do:)I want to start my own business as a Mary kay consatant :) It fun the products are great and there is always new things to try ! Right now I work for daiy Queen which is fun in its own, but making 7.75 sucks, I would so rather do something that is on my time and lets me be home with my kids more :) You get to sell makeup and other things and you also get to have partys which are fun and meet alot of new ppl So if I get the 109.00 together to stat this I'm going to It will be a wounderful new oppertunity and lots of fun. well hope you all have a nice day!
Things Money Can Not Buy
As I found myself deep in thought Something came to mind Of how some people think that 'things' They shop for and they find I can remember when I was young I knew that was not true One does not go out shopping For the 'thing' I need is you I tried hard to explain this That what I was searching for Don't even spend your money For it is not in any store What I wanted then ~ as now To know your love is true How can you express this In what you say and what you do I think this is not easy For you 'cause your a man Some women pretend to get it But even they don't understand Perhaps that is a yard stick Some measure when in doubt I think you can not measure love Think of what life's about Some people might be shallow Somehow they don't understand For they are really into 'things' That is their life's plan When one stops to think a bit Whan all else is gone What you need the very most Is a shoulder you can lean on To know you are so special Th
50 Things About Me
Put your name on the title line. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little things about your friends, if you did not know them already. 1. What time did you get up this morning? 5:05 am 2. Diamonds or pearls? DIAMONDS 3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Davinci Code 4. What is your favorite tv show? CSI 5. What did you have for breakfast? Coffee and a ENGLISH MUFFIN 6. What is your middle name? SHAKEEN..Lol..TRY PRONOUNCIN THAT...LOL 7. What is your favorite cuisine? ITALIAN 8. What foods do you dislike?CAJUN 9. Favorite chips? Umm NONE? 10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? RACHELLE FERRELL 11. What kind of car do you drive? VOYAGER 12. What is your favorite sandwich? PBJ..Lol 13. What characteristics do you despise? Too many answers for that 14. What are your favorite clothes? I love no clothes, but I guess night shirt, just cuz I cant do the naked thing..LOL 15. If you could go anywhere in the world
15 Things....
15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About 1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you w
Thinking
Thinking Thinking ahead Am I going to die tomorrow? Am I going to lose you? To lose them? Thinking back All my regrets It wasn't my fault Was it? Could I have changed it? Helped that Or even stopped it... Thinking now I don't want To make the same Mistakes again But yes, Start over Erase my past But if I do, I would be no-one, Nothing I am no-one I am nothing Thinking... I just want My life Back
8 Things
Eight Gifts You Can Give at No Cost -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1) THE GIFT OF LISTENING... But you must REALLY listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response. Just listening. 2) THE GIFT OF AFFECTION... Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back and handholds. Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends. 3) THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER... Clip cartoons. Share articles and funny stories. Your gift will say, "I love to laugh with you." 4) THE GIFT OF A WRITTEN NOTE... It can be a simple "Thanks for the help" note or a full sonnet. A brief, handwritten note may be remembered for a lifetime, and may even change a life. 5) THE GIFT OF A COMPLIMENT... A simple and sincere, "You look great in red," "You did a super job" or "That was a wonderful meal" can make someone's day. 6) THE GIFT OF A FAVOR... Every day, go out of your way to do som
3 Things
ThreeThings Three things in life that, once gone, never come back - Time Three things in life that may never be lost - Peace Hope Honesty Three things in life that are most valuable - Love Self-confidence Friends Three things in life that are never certain - Dreams Success Fortune Three things that make a man/woman - Hard work Sincerity Commitment Three things in life that can destroy a man/woman - Alcohol Pride Anger Three things that are truly constant - Father Son Holy Spirit
Things About Iraq You May Not Have Known
1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq. 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq. 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq ! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq. 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq. 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel. 10. Amos cried out in Iraq! 11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem . 12. Daniel was! in the lion's den in Iraq! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq. 15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq. 16. Ezekiel preached in I raq. 17. The wise men were from Iraq 18. Peter p
Things I've Learned
As I've Matured...... I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jack asses. I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. I've learned that it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.... I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things. I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back. I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity. I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it. I've learned that we are responsible for what we d
Thinking Of Jolene
Countless Days that pass into a blur Seeking the spirit that lives in her One to bring meaning to existence One who can tear down all resistance One knows the truth in all called sin One than loves despite what has been She pulls me in with flames that purge She draws me close my senses surge She makes the way for love to grow She is more than she could ever know All that is best lives within her eyes All that is passion for her never dies All that is wonder she gives to the soul All that renews she alone can make whole Dreams that never have been realized Dreams of her that bring on sighs Dreams of hope and the joining of two Dreams that only come true in you Countless Days that pass in time pass away Seeking my souls mate forever this way By R. Thomas Dinsmore
" Things That Kill"
Your back is sticky with sweat and the jacketclings and chills. An odor flows upward, out of the open neck of your utility shirt, and you discover with a grimace that the smell is you. The sun pounds down. Sweat burns the eyes, flows along the edge of the nose, gathers, then pushes on down to the corner of the mouth. A tongue flicks out. Salty. Yech! Hot, tired, smelly and uncomfortable, you hear a voice. "Cold soda, Marine?" You smile a "yes!" She flips off the soda top and pours the fluid into a paper cup full of chipped ice. You gulp down a large mouthful of the cold, sweet fluid. Small chips of ice slide down your throat along with the soda. Then you realize, too late, that slivers of glass are cutting your stomach . . . from the inside, out. The games people play in Vietnam are deadly. A convoy of trucks moves slowly down the highway to Hue. A group of small boys offer loaves of French bread to Marines riding on the backs of the vehicles. One of the trucks, loaded with
Things
People like me are casted into the shadows like a broken plaything that people cast away. For they think that we are not worth the effort fixing.We are emotionally and mentally scarred from what has happened through out the years. We always try to help those who cry for help and bring them back to there feet. To help them with there problems to help them carry on with life as we know it.But we can only do so much before we fall ourselves and are the ones in need of help ourselves. We do what we can for everyone and when we are in need ourselves we are shunned. We serve this country with honor and valor. And what we get in return is people turning there backs on us and spitting at us saying we are killers and that we fight a wrong war. And all we are doing is tryin to protect everyone that we can just so they can have freedom. We do what we are told and try to make sure in all we do is the right thing. And people wonder why we are lurkin in the shadows depressed and everything of the s
Things
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10 Things About Me
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL 1) I am a Canadian Citizen, will always be one and can see no reason to change. 2) I am an athlete, very competitive so much so that have broken my back twice and won't let it stop me 3) I am not great with computers, I actually know very little 4) I have 1 brother that lives in Florida, but I have a large extended family (aunts, uncles, cousins) that live all over the US and Canada. 5) I have a strong sense of family, talk to someone in my family via phone or email almost daily. 6) I love animals, have done animal rescue for several years before new rules at the town shelter changed. 7) I've only been arrested once, when I was a kid, held overnigh
60 Things You Should Never Tell A Naked Guy!
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies? 28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow? 29. Ever
Think Before You Speak
Okay, a woman originally posted this, but when I read it, I had to add it.....lmao Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at
43 Things You Never Think To Ask
43 Things You Never Think to Ask 1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? many times for many reasons 2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters? i dont ride them 3. When's the last time you've been sledding? hmmm...back in 94' i use a beer case as a sled...lol 4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? i'd to share my bed....anyone???? 5. Do you believe in ghosts? yes the house i grew up in that 2 ghosts in it and still does 6. Do you consider yourself creative? i guess kinda 7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? hell ya he did it! 8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Angelina come on now 9. Do you stay friends with your ex's? if they want too! 10. Do you know how to play poker? yes 11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? many times, its nothing new to me 12. What's your favorite commercial? dont have one...i dont watch that much t.v. 13. What are you allergic to? everything 14. If you're driving in the middle of
Things To Say...
I keep my blog in MySpace. read my words there. http://blog.myspace.com/quatch72
25 Things
subject: 25 things i wanna know about U!!! 1. Ever punch someone in the face? Yeah 2. How old are you? 20 3. Are you single or taken? taken I guess you'd say =D 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? depends on what it is, no I don't eat pizza or anything stupid like that with utensils 5. Do you dream at night? sometimes 6. Ever seen a corpse? no 7. Have you ever wished someone dead? yes 8. What is your full name? Dustin Allen Clemons HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 9. Whats your philosophy on life? and death? live your life to the fullest, death is just another way of saying 'slow the fuck down' 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know about it, what would it be? :O I dun like you like that pumpkin king ORFL 11. Do you trust the police? eh 12. Do you like country music? some of it 13. What is your fondest memory of me? umm when you were SUPPOSED to send me those 8 damn DKM cds!!! 14. If you could change anything about yoursel
Things You Never Mean But Too Late Said.
Oh boy I totoally f***ed up my marriage. Last night I think the things I said were harsh and now he is acting shady. No matter what I'm happy cause I'm suppose to be but deep inside I feel nd empty.. Jenner I need you. I think i fucked up big time.
Things You Will Not Read In The News
MYTH: Common Belief is that most Vietnam veterans were drafted. FACT: 2/3 of the men who served in Vietnam were volunteers. 2/3 of the men who served in World War II were drafted. Approximately 70% of those killed in Vietnam were volunteers. MYTH: The media have reported that suicides among Vietnam veterans range from 50,000 to 100,000 - 6 to 11 times the non-Vietnam veteran population. FACT: Mortality studies show that 9,000 is a better estimate. "The CDC Vietnam Experience Study Mortality Assessment showed that during the first 5 years after discharge, deaths from suicide were 1.7 times more likely among Vietnam veterans than non-Vietnam veterans. After that initial post-service period, Vietnam veterans were no more likely to die from suicide than non-Vietnam veterans. In fact, after the 5-year post-service period, the rate of suicides is less in the Vietnam veterans' group. MYTH: Common belief is that a disproportionate number of blacks were killed in the Vietnam War. FACT: 86% of t
Thing I Do For My Girl
> GIVE HER ONE OF MY T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. > > LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. > > KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F MY FRIENDS. > > TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. > > TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. > > L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN I TALK T0 HER. > > LET HER MESS WITH MY HAIR. > > MESS WITH HER HAIR. > > JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. > > INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS I D0. > > F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. > > L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL I SEE. > > TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. > > H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN IM AROUND MY FRIENDS. > > WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT ME I TELL HER THAT I L0VE HER. > > LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN MY ARMS. > > GET HER MAD N THEN KISS HER. > > TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE ME BACK > > STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHE'S SICK. > > WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER > > KISS HER F0REHEAD. > > GIVE HER THE W0RLD. > > WRITE HER LETTER'S. > > LET HER WEAR MY CL0THES. > > WHEN SHES SAD I HANG 0UT WITH HER. > > LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT.
Think Of Me
think of me as the rain falls down for there are my tears of laughter think of me in sunshine my love warm smiles for ever after think of me as thunder crashes and rumbles for there growls my hunger you see as the sky lights up when the lightening flashes mischief in the making by me think of me as soft breeze is felt for my hand is brushing your cheek think of me as the winds blow fierce know my loving was not for the meek when the storms rage hard when the sun may burn i am always there with you for me never yearn see the rainbow colours know i am smiling just for you
100 Things About Me
1. I sing in the shower 2. I can sew 3. I am the youngest in my family 4. I’d love to live on the beach 5. My favorite season is Spring 6. I love roller coasters 7. I’ve never been pulled over for speeding 8. My favorite mixed drink is a cosmo (for now) 9. I want another puppy 10. I like to play video games 11. I don't drink coffee 12. I don't get lost driving 13. I love skimpy PJ’s 14. I love the colors pink and purple 15. The blonde comes from a bottle 16. I will NEVER smoke 17. I like laser tag 18. I don’t get seasick 19. I have to make myself workout 20. I love donuts 21. I enjoy role playing 22. I love horror movies 23. I don’t mind cleaning house and washing clothes 24. I played the flute for a year 25. I cannot draw anything 26. I’m a jewelry whore 27. I like rainbows 28. I love cilantro 29. I have never been to New York 30. I like watching it rain 31. I have dreams that sometimes come true 32. I hate being cold 33. I am eas
Things You Figure Out When You Have Boys
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, an
13 Things About You
13 Things About You 1. Someone in this world Loves you , in some way. 2. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 3. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 4. You mean the world to someone. 5. Without you, someone may not be living. 6. You are special and unique, in your own way. 7. Someone that you don't know even exists, loves you. 8. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 9. When you think the world has turned it's back on you, take a look, you most likely turned your back on the world. 10. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it. 11. Always remember complements you received, forget about the rude remarks. 12. Always tell someone how you feel about them, you will feel much better when they know. 13. If you have a great
Things To Say When Your Stressed Written By Crazysane
THINGS TO SAY WHEN STRESSED! ............. AND WHO ISN'T???? 1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you" 2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing" 3. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up" 4. "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?" 5. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after." 6. "Do I look like a people person?" 7. "This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting" 8. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose." 9. "Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?" 10. "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years." 11. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer." 12. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?" 13. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable" 14. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet" 15. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura." 16. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too." 17. "I work 45 hours a
Things I Can't Deny...
* I think I take even better care of myself now because I've grow to love the way a woman will stop doing what shes doing, and just stare...priceless * I need to get this bulk off of me so I can stop getting called "big Fella" or accused of escaping prison. * I would lie if I said I felt the same now bout " My Love" as I did before. I stick around because her being emotionless is no fault of her own...but how long do I stay? * I'm crushin' on someone that is a total package to me but is younger and lives very far away. 8( (psst not who you think Ren, lol) I don't know why I do this, it's so lame, I can recall only a few times I've crush someone without "seeing" them. Shit sucks. * I'm caught in a work triangle. My contract is up next summer, and I want to stay, but I want better benefits. 2 companies want to buy my contract but my current company is holding my contract and the position hostage. They don't offer shit in benefits. The other companies offering benefits, and a
Thinking Of You:
Thinking of you, all the times I feel blue, to make me feel better, I'm thinking of you. When I am all alone, and can't get to the phone, to make me feel better, I'm thinking of you. When I need to touch the sky, and I feel I want to die, to make me feel better, I'm thinking of you. When I feel my world come crashing in, and think I might commit a mortal sin, to make me feel better, I'm thinking of you. When I think I cannot cope, and feel there is no hope, to make me feel better, I'm thinking of you. When I feel there is so much missing in my life, to make me feel better, I'm thinking of you. When I think I've gone insane, because of all of the pain, to make me feel better, I'm thinking of you.
Thinkin About Haveing My First Contest
i was thinking trying to host my very first contest and i was thinkin of making for the sexyiest lips , and of course there will be prizes so if i did who wants in?????
Things I've Learned Through My Journey Of Life
Things I've Learned Through My Journey of Life that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. that you can keep going long after you can't. I've learned- that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. that either you control your attitude or it controls you. that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place. that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences. that money is a lousy way of keeping score. that my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time. that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones to help you get
21 Things
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love t o talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
Things Have Gone Way Tooooo Far!!!!
I HAVE CAME TO THE CONCLUSION WHY I DONT LIKE FEMALES ALL THAT MUCH!!! THERE ARE ONLY A FEW FEMALES THAT I CAN ACTUALLY STAND TO TALK TO. I REALLY HATE IMMATURE FEMALES. THE ONES WHO SHOULD PROB ACT THEIR AGE! OH WELL BUT NO THIS TIME THERE IS A FEW ON THIS SITE WHO ARE TAKING THINGS WAY TO FUCKIN FAR! IF YOU GET BLOCKED HMMM GOOD SIGN IS THAT WE DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE DOESNT MEAN YOU NEED TO MAKE A NEW ACCOUT SO YOU CAN HARASS THE SHIT OUT OF US. WOW.. ACTUALLY IM NOT EVEN REALLY WRITING THIS ONE ABOUT ME BECAUSE YEAH EVEN THOUGH THE GIRL THAT WAS HARASSIN ME MADE A NEW ACCOUNT AFTER I BLOCKED HER. I THINK SHE GOT THE POINT THAT I DIDNT WANT TO TALK TO HER... OR MAYBE SHE DIDNT WANT THIS ACCOUNT TO COME UP MISSING, I NOTICED THAT...I DONT PLAY GAMES ANYMORE I GET IT DONE RIGHT AND RIGHT TO THE POINT FUCK ALL THE MONKEY BUSINESS!! ITS STUPID YOU KNOW JUST BECAUSE YOUR MISERABLE DONT MEAN YOU HAVE THE FUCKIN RIGHT TO TRY TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE MISERABLE, ESSPECIALLY MY FRI
50 Things You May Or May Not Know About Me.
After you're done, repost and erase my answers and replace them with your own. 1. What is your best friends name? Which one?? 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? Black 3. What are you listening to right now? Hinder/Get Stoned 4. Whats your favorite number? 13 5. What was the last thing you ate? O.k. 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Pink 4 Pussy...lol 7. How is the weather right now? Cold an Snowing 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Good Question. 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Hell everything 10. Do you have a significant other? Yes 11. Favorite TV show? NIP/TUCK 12. Siblings? Yes 8 Sisters an 1 Brother. 13. Height? 5"6 14. Hair color? Blonde 15. Eye Color? Blue 16. Do you wear contacts? No 17. Favorite Holiday? Holloween 18. Month? Oct. 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? Yes 20. What was the last movie you watched? Cars 21. Favorit
Things I Been Up To
well i have been not using my account on here,just got old.with all the other things i could be doing besides sitting here on other sites or just reading.I am kinda sick of myspace it's like boring.I have been working on my website.I wanted to try and get some clients so i can get some more experience.Nothing has came up yet.I have been putting our xmas lights up for the past few weeks,still haven't got the xmas tree up,lol.I got a early xmas present a new Tower!I went on Black friday to a walmart got it for like 157 bucks!I love it!I been reading books for once in my life.It is scary.I had never really sat down & read a book through.I read the new series by stephenie meyer.I am currently reading the series of the Anita Blake vampire Necromancer by Laurell K. Hamilton!I love Vampires!Ok i think that about it!
Things I Can Not F'n Stand!
Things I hate on Cherrytap... i hate when someone talks to me and the first thing they say is what can i do to see your private pics?....or when i get 10 messages or shouts a day asking me the same thing...i hate when women come to my page to check out what men leave me on my pics and as regular comments..i hhhhaaaaatttteeeee when women come to me and throw so much drama up in the air but then when i go to confront them they block my ass....i hate when i leave some hot sexy man a comment and then go back to leave another one there is some bitch on there trying to out do me with one...dont worry i got u on that..im the queen of pissing women off with my comments....i hate when someone comes to my page but doesnt rate a single thing..but yet they come and look at everything...i hate that the only time half the men on here talk to me is when i have my private pics up..and then wantin me to take some new ones....and i hate that this place got some shitty ass gifts to give people!! com
25 Things To Keep In Mind
25 Phrases Of Wisdom 1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. D
10 Things About Wicca
1-No conversation or recruitment is necessary. Wiccans have no insecure compulsion to convert everyone to their way of thinking. People come to Wiccan when and if they are ready r interested. Furthermore, you are not required to accept or do anything that you are not comfortable with. 2-No artificial code of morality. Out of all the creatures of this Earth, only humans are forced to live under unnatural moral codes. Wiccans believe simply - "An It Harm None, Do As Ye Will". 3-Progressive reincarnation. Wiccans believe we are here to learn and to progress, not suffer eternal damnation if we "slip-up" in someone else's eyes. 4-No discrimination. There is no such thing as being the "right" race, color, gender, sexual orientation, national or ethic origin to be Wiccan means ALL are welcome. 5-No middle man or woman. Once you know all of the basics, you can be your own "minister" or "priest", you need never bow before (or rely upon) some religious dictator for spiritual
Thinking Of Love
No one moves me in the ways you do I waited a life time for someone like you You sweet spirit brings me peace You break my chains my soul you release I am free to be who I am with out fear I hold in my heart only you so dear For in this world I have wandered alone Not sure of what all the things I’ve been shown Sometimes lost with out direction and blind Thinking maybe I was losing my mind Is there a God ? I ponder the thought To assert my own will against all I fought Left with out all these worldly things I found the path to peace and accepted all it brings Still wishing for someone that would always be there Someone I could be there for and for who I would care A soul that forever would be joined with me That soul is you and I am yours for all eternity By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Things Kids Say
i know that it might not be a big deal to most people but i was amazed when i heard this. my youngest is going to be 2 in january. i was sitting here on the computer looking for a christmas cookie recipe and she was sitting alongside of me looking at a book. i sneezed and she looked up at me and said bless you! i had no clue she even knew that is what u said after that...she amazes me so much anymore... just thought i would share that with everyone...kinda made my day
21 Things You Can Only Say At Christmas
1. I prefer breasts to legs 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! 21. I do
20 Things About Me
1. im shy at first until i get to know how you feel around me..i aint gonna be all loud and shit so u think im some crazy bitch, but give it time and i will show u what its like to be around me 2. i love to read, im a big v.c. andrews fan..i also write some things..which i have on here in my blogs 3. i CAN NOT have anymore kids, no matter how many of these guys ask me to have their baby! and yes some of them do! 4. i am in a relationship....i do not cheat..and i have told men this so many times and they dont seem to listen 5. i do not get along with women...i have a few friends....dawn...nikki....angie...beth...kristi...keri...and i know all of them in real life except kristi..but i know me and her would get along great 6. i am not a bitch no matter what you may think...but if some bitch comes to me and starts shit i aint gonna sit here and take her shit...im gonna call her on a few things 7. for all of you guys that ask me to see the private pics...i will once again say this...I
Thinking And Reflecting
I'm an old man. Tonight I dressed in my finest cardigan, visited the third environment, that which is the Starbucks, said hello to my friendly neighborhood baristas all aglow in the throws of the premature Christmas ejaculation, and drove south to city college in the heart of the finest city in all the land in hopes of seeing a somewhat bad version of Grease, the Musical, alone. The sad part wasn't that my only evening social event was this or that I went. What was worse was that it was really good. Even the sad kids they have to hide in the back row during the dance numbers were decent. There's something about amateur dramatics and the audiences, friends and families to bring about an energy and excitement rare elsewhere in the world. Maybe because a lot of people in musical theatre seem starved for attention or sexually confused or deprived and under the lights any mask is tossed aside revealing only true youth onstage. I speak from experience. We can learn from this togethership loc
Things We Really Need To Know?
Things we really need to know ... hmmmmm not crazy about that first one! >------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. >------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. >------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. >------------------------------------------- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. >------------------------------------------- Coca-Cola was originally green. >------------------------------------------- It is impossible to lick your elbow. >------------------------------------------- The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska >------------------------------------------- Th
Thinking Outside The Box
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor." "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful-lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so? And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now.
20 Things You May Not Know About Me
Now here is what you're supposed to do. . . .please do not spoil the fun. Answer these questions about yourself and then repost as a bulletin titled "Things You May Not Know About Me". Things you may not know about me. . . Four jobs I had in my life: 1. Print Test Operator 2. CNC Mill Machinst 3. Drive thru window at Jack in the Box LOL 4. DJ Four movies I have watched over and over 1. My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2. The Breakfast Club 3. Pretty In Pink 4. Serendipity Four places that I have lived 1. OH 2. CA 3. MO 4. OR Four TV shows that I watch 1. HEROES 2. LOST 3. HOUSE 4. MEDIUM Four places I have been on vacation 1. NYC 2. DC 3. VEGAS 4. CANADA Four of my favorite foods 1. MUSHROOM AND SWISS BURGER AT CHILIS 2. FAJITAS 3. LAZAGNA 4. CHEESECAKE Four places I would rather be right now 1. IRELAND 2. NYC 3. IN BED 4. IN BED WITH KENNY CHESNEY LOL Four Of My Favorite Bands / Singers 1. KENNY CHESNEY 2. CHRIS CAGLE 3. JOSH GRACIN
Think My Daughter Tried This On Me..
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings." The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess." The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Debbie?" Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!" The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?" The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!"
Things That Make You Think Alittle
Things that make you think alittle: There were 39 combat related deaths in iraq in january. In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of january. Thats just one american city, about as deadly as the entire war-torn Iraq. When some claim that President Bush shouldn't have started this war, state the following; A)FDR led us into World War 11 B)Germany never attacked us, Japan did from 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost,an average of 112,500 C)Truman finished that war and started one in Korea. North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost, and average of 18,334 D)John F Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us. E)Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire. from 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost...and average of 5,800 per year. F)Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent. Bosnia never attacked us. He was offered Osoma bin laden's head on a platter three times by Sudan, he did noth
Things That Make U Go Hmmmm....
~Can you cry under water? ~How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? ~Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? ~Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? ~Why does a round pizza come in a square box? ~What disease did cured ham actually have? ~How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? ~Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? ~If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? ~Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? ~Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? ~Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
~~think Before You Speak~~
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - The last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could Immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow And asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around an d walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... He knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes , I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen Who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said , "I think I like playing with men's balls." < BR s
Things From My Childhood I Remember :)
Things I remember from my childhood.... -sounds of crickets outside my window with the wind lightly blowing on my face -the Weaver Hole...the pond down the hill and across the road at my old house -the tree in my backyard we climbed -the tree at my granny's house we always got in trouble for climbing -my granny's porch rails we climbed and ALWAYS got in trouble for -mowing my granny's yard and going to the creek behind her house -drinking sprite out of these tiny glass cups at my granny's...mmm always tasted sooo good there lol -going to the barn with my grandpa as he would proceed to go to the loft and drink a beer and always say, "now don't you tell your mamaw!" lol -the tire swing/saddle swing pappaw put up in the barn -the smell of the barn, all the animals, hay, corn, fresh cut grass, etc -band practice in the middle of summer outside, dying of heat and fatigue, but loving the sense of pride of accomplishing what you had learned -laying in my bed
16 Things To Do At Walmart
16 Things To Do at Walmart In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Things I Hate About Everyone!
This is absolutely hilarious!!!!!!! 9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their arses! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $15 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
10 Things That Ruin A Relationship
10 Things that Ruin Relationships 1. Secrets — You fear the consequences of telling your partner something you are ashamed about, and therefore cut off lines of communication. 2. Egotism — Thinking of yourself before thinking of your partner or the relationship diminishes the importance of your partner. 3. Pettiness — Blowing the little things up into big things when there is probably something else that is going on results in avoidance of the real issue. 4. Power — Always needing to be in control and trying to control your partner does not allow your partner his or her own indepedence. 5. Priorities — Doing everything else in your life before putting effort into the relationship tells your partner that his or her needs don't equal yours. 6. Selfishness — Using the relationship to feel good rather than just trying to be a good person in your relationship. 7. Excuses — Not accepting your responsibility for your mistakes and owning up to them shows a lack of maturity. 8
Things That Make You Go Ahhhhh:)
As a student in the school of life, I have learned over the years that in order to take care of others, I have to take care of myself first. In the past, when I was too busy to take care of me, I would some how self-destruct either by getting sick, feeling depressed and over-stressed, or by having skin or digestive problems. I was forgetting the thyself part of love thy neighbor as thyself. After that realization, I started to take care of myself so I could better take care of those I love. I found out what helps me relax and unwind and began to uncover the things that make me go ahhhhhhhh. This is a list of things that make me feel good and help me relax. Now every time I begin to feel stressed and wound up, I look at the list and do something on it. My list has some quick, simple and free things on it like take a five minute walk outside or smell something pleasant or take six deep breaths as well as more extensive relaxation practices. Since then, I have included m
Things Women Wont Say To Other Women
Things women won't say to another women That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping my husband company while I go for a swim? Oh, look, that woman and I have the same dress on! I think I'll go introduce myself! His new girlfriend is thinner and better-looking than I am, and I'm happy for them both. If he doesn't let me hold the remote, I get all moody. He earned more than I do, so I broke up with him. I'm sick of dating doctors and lawyers! Give me a good old-fashioned waiter with a heart of gold any day! We're redecorating the bedroom, and he keeps bugging me to help him with the color choices! He talks our relationship to death! It's making me crazy! Why I just realized -- my butt doesn't look fat in this -- my butt *is* fat!
Things Only Women Understand
Things only women understand 10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoe in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes. 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your last time. 5. The difference between beige, off-white and eggshell. 4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow. 3. Romantic stuff like mushy cards and flowers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. And the number one thing only women understand: 1. Other women!!!
10 Things
Things that will probably elude me my entire life. -Rock hard abs! (It has to be said with an exclamation mark doesn't it?) -Appreciation for Rachel Ray. -A winning lottery ticket. -A taste for cottage cheese (blech). -A scifi style ray gun (I've wanted one since I was 8) -A trip to the rings of Saturn. -That one Residents album I can't seem to find anywhere. -A pair of contact lenses that don't cause me 30 seconds of agony every time I put them in. -A method of extracting beer from thin air. -A group of people I can refer to as 'my minions'.
Think About This For A Moment
The Mining Journal News, Marquette , Mi. This text is from a county emergency manager out in the western part of Michigan state after a snow storm last winter. Up here in the Northern Plains we just recovered from a Historic event--- may I even say a "Weather Event" of "Biblical Proportions" --- with a historic blizzard of up to 44" inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10's of thousands. FYI: George Bush did not come. FEMA did nothing. No one howled for the government. No one blamed the government. No one even uttered an expletive on TV. Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit. Our Mayor's did not blame Bush or anyone else. Our Governor did not blame Bush or anyone else either CNN, ABC, CBS, FOX, or NBC did not visit - or report on this category 5 snow storm nobody demanded $2,
Things I Know To Be The Truth:
1. Children are a precious gift from God and should never be taken for granted. What you do with your life really does set an example for your children! Children are also brutally honest! 2. True forgiveness only comes after you have forgiven first yourself. 3. You really do gain knowledge and wisdom as you age. I think humans are like butterflies; first we are born-infancy (cocoon stage)-protected from the outside world. We then become young adults (caterpillar stage)-exploring, discovering and stumbling along the way and as we age and gain more knowledge we let go of our inhibitions, change direction, view life differently, release and grow wings (butterfly stage) and set our soul free! 4. True beauty goes much deeper than what is on the outside. We all eventually lose our youth if we are fortunate to live long enough, our physical appearance fades. It is our character that is eternal. 5. Tough love is tougher on the giver than it is the recipient. 6. Unconditional love means ju
Thinking....
suppose u talked to someone and at first it was all sexual in ya feelings..but then u actually started to care about this person.when u dont talk u wonder how that person is.when u wake up u think of that person..but that person can never be yours is that good?is it wrong to want to be happy?...lol these are the days of our lives
70 Things Yay
70 QUIRKS ABOUT ME - 01. Initials: DAC 02. Name someone with the same birthday as you: Megan and Sammie 03. Last thing you ate: chicken sandwich woot 04. For or against same sex marriage: i'm am for same-sex marriage.. as long as both chicks are hot ROFL. i have no problem with same-sex marriages.. just don't bring it to me damnit!! lol 05. I say Shotgun! You say?: Wedding, Shotgun, Wedding, Shotgun, Weddingggggggg (have to leave thissssss lol PATD wooo) 06. Last person you hugged?: Kenny at work after we danced in the grill area rofl 07. Do you believe in God?: Not really, but i think there is some kind of higher-up 08. How many U.S states have you been to?: 7 or 8 09. How many of the U.S states have you lived in: 1 lol 10. Ever lived outside of the US: nope but i would like to.. 11. Name something you like physically about yourself: umm, i would say my eyes 12. Something non-physical you like about yourself: i'd say i have a descent sense of humor
13 Things Pms Stands For
13 Things PMS Stands For: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4 Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweat pants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff and my favorite one ... 13. Potential Murder Suspect
~~things Happen For A Reason~~
The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first ministry, to reopen a church in suburban Brooklyn , arrived in early October excited about their opportunities. When they saw their church, it was very run down and needed much work. They set a goal to have everything done in time to have their first service on Christmas Eve. They worked hard, repairing pews, plastering walls, painting, etc, and on December 18 were ahead of schedule and just about finished. On December 19 a terrible tempest - a driving rainstorm hit the area and lasted for two days. On the 21st, the pastor went over to the church. His heart sank when he saw that the roof had leaked, causing a large area of plaster about 20 feet by 8 feet to fall off the front wall of the sanctuary just behind the pulpit, beginning about head high. The pastor cleaned up the mess on the floor, and not knowing what else to do but
Thinking Of You
When I think of you... Even the dried flowers become.... ....more fragrant ?? Even the wild storm become..... .....tiny pat on me?? When I dream of you......... .. The sharpen stones on my ways... .....become shining sands.. The broken pieces of my mind... .....become glittering stars.... The tiny hut of mine become...... ......glazing shrines... When I touch you...... The shining dimples in your cheek .....become golden clues... The greedy rosy lips become ......shivering peg of wines... And I can't!!!, I can't tell you more ...... and more, I want to keep.... Those very close to my mind.....
Things To Remember...
You know ppl can sometimes fall into a fake reality of life and love. One day everyone one of us will fall in love with someone for some reason or another. Then the world changes things happen life becomes hell. You find yourself hating where you are in life and whom you are with. You stay in the relationship for different reasons, maybe a kid is involved maybe the person your with is just depended on you and you can’t leave them. Maybe you just don’t have the freaking courage to make the change that you need because you don’t have a safety net. For what ever reason you sit there and think you may find many a different reason that you just stay put and not try to make yourself happy. I have recently gotten the courage and the strength to make myself happier. I will be leaving a lot behind and I know I will be hurting some people in my wake. Do I care, yes because if I didn’t I would have done this long ago. Life is about choices, life is about happiness, life is about livin
The Thing That Shall Never Be
The Thing That Shall Never Be Black roses, Blackest of nights. Piercing the darness With my immortal sight. Searching for what was lost, For what cannot be found. For my dark gift Has me nestled safe and sound. No more brightness, No more light. My life was lost On that dark and fateful night. Now I seek to find Some form of mortality, Before I go too far And fall into insanity. For I want the light To consume my very being, But the darkness is too strong, So that shall never be.
Things That Currently Annoy Me.
I have been waiting to write this for a long time thinking maybe I was just being harsh or irrational and eventually the feeling of annoyance would pass. I gotta say..so far..NO LUCK! Maybe you will find something here (or add something to it) that annoys you as well. 1.LostCherry- Nobody likes change but it annoys me when I see tags for comments that still say "Lostcherry" its annoying. The new people that usually get the "welcome to lostcherry" comments, are confused, people!! Consider Lost Cherry, Lost and move on! 2.Ratings- You see all over the place "add me, fan me, rate me and i'll return the favor" then bulletins because its usually one sided..Yes its a nice thing to do, and its the polite, right thing to do, if someone rates you, you should rate them as well, however it is a "favor" That means its voluntary, not manditory. Consider it the way you do when you loan someone money. You should never really expect it back..its a bonus if you ever see it again lol. Rate people,
Things You Should Be Into.
because as an artist i think youll understand plastic little "drizhollering" of montreal "the wrait pinned to the mist and other games" forward russia suffocate faster "dont kill the messenger" mylo "destroy rock and roll" lcd soundsystem modena vox parlour boys this message brought to you by grey goose and juice and newport cigarettes.
25 Things
You're one of my friends and I love to know more so I'd be happy if you'd answer honestly just 25 things thanks. 1. Ever punch someone in the face? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Beer,wine or liquor? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7. Have you ever wished someone dead? 8. Do you like fruit? Here comes the fun..................... 9. What's your philosphy on life? and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and know one would know what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12 . Do you like dance music (House/Techno/Trance)? 13. Fondest memory of childhood? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you date me? Would you kiss me? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. When was last time you smoked pot? 19. Do you like your job? 20. What is your favourite thing about me? 21. Do you think I'm attractive? be honest remember? 22. What's your favourite food?
Things You Can Only Get Away With Saying At Christmas
1) I prefer breasts to legs. 2) Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3) Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4) If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5) I've never seen a better spread! 6) I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7) Are you ready for seconds yet? 8) It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 9) Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10) Don't play with your meat. 11) Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12) Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13) I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14) You still have a little bit on your chin. 15) How long will it take after you put it in? 16) You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17) Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18) That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19) I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning 20) Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want m
Thinking Of You
When I open my eyes to see the sun rise I think of you. When I hear a robin sing on the first day of spring I think of you. When I see a red rose on the bush where it grows I think of you. When I feel the summer heat on the sand beneath my feet I think of you. When I sit on a beach another world just out of reach I think of you. When I see the colored leaves fall to the ground from a light breeze I think of you. When I look to the night sky and see the sparkle like in your eyes I think of you. When the snow is coming down to softly blanket the ground I think of you. When I go to bed at night as I turn out the light I think of you. When I'm old and near death and I draw my last breath I'll think of you.
Things To Ponder
Another classic 1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" 2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." 3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? 4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 5. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? 6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? 7. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? 8. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? 9. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get
Thinking About Going For A Recorded High Speed Run In The Vette Soon...
So, Ive been driving it for 2 years, done lots of stupid stuff in it, and glad that I'm not dead. Now im thinking about recording one of the high speed runs that I occasionally do. Probably only to about 155-160, but thats plenty fast...not to mention plenty illegal. Aside from those thoughts, just been enjoying the christmas season, and hoping that I get something decent, or something that I can use. Oh, and trying to get a girl friend/friend with benefits. ANYTHING!!!! Its been far too long. Unfortunately, school, work, and sleep take up all my time. So, anyways, back to the main subject. I will probably have my friend help me record that within the next couple weeks, more than likely after the holidays, but definitely before january 9th. Happy Hannachrismaquanzica!
Things I Hate About Everyone
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a ch
Things To Tell A Lady
Tell her how u admire her. always tell her u love her at all times. when shes upset hold her tight. pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. play with her hair. pick her up tickle her and wrestle with her. just talk to her. tell her jokes. bring her flowers just because. hold her hand and run. just hold her hand. throw pebbles at her window at night. just let her fall asleep in ur arms. sing to her no matter how awful u sound. get her mad at u, then kiss her. give her piggy back rides. push her on swings. tell her she looks beautiful. when she's sad. stay on the phone with her, even if she's not saying anything. look into her eyes and smile. kiss her on her forehead. slow dance with her even if there's no music. kiss her in the rain. and when you fall inlove with her..
Things Are Going Well
Practice saturday went well as usual. I met up with CO Taylor earlier than normal to go over some new material and work on some recording though we never really got around to the recording part. It takes cigars and grey goose vodka and merlot to fuel creativity. seeing as they don't sell the brands of everything we like in one place (musicians are a picky lot) we had to go to 3 different stores to get the right cigars, right merlot, and the right vodka. Ended up picking up some beer as well. By the time we got back to head-quarters we only had time to cover some new material and give Taylor some time to try some different vocal approches to the riffs he put together. Yes I'm a human loop machine... XO Harris our drummer showed up around 8 and we played till about 2am. Then spent the rest of the time socializing and making plans. I got home about 5am to odd news from one of my CT friends. I hope all is well with her. I wont eloborate because I don't like spreading peoples pr
40 Things You Wish You'd Say At Work... But Couldn't (repost Of A Bulletine Posted By Cnadian Embassy ~neo
40 things you'd love to say at work 1 I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t. 2 I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3 How about never? Is never good for you? 4 I see you've set aside this special time to publicly humiliate yourself. 5 I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6 Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 7 I'm out of my mind at the moment, but feel free to leave a message. 8 I don't work here - I'm a consultant. 9 It sounds like English, but I don't understand a damn word you're saying. 10 Ahhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. 11 I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12 You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13 I have plenty of talent and vision - I just don't give a damn. 14 I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15 I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had abo
Things
There are things That make us laugh Things that make us cry Things that make us want to live Things that make us die Things that make us different Things that make us the same And things you dont want to let go of Even as you try There are memories that are dear to you And make you want to cry I lost some one Some one dear to me. And some things That I wish would go away. And thing I wish would stay. No one can take your place. No matter how they try. No one can do the things you do. No matter who they are. No one can hold you like I do. No one can kiss me quite like you. No one can hold me in their arms And tight as you can. I miss so many memories But even as I try To let go of the pain you cause And try hard not to cry I miss that way you warmed me up Just by holding me so tight I miss the way I kissed The flesh upon your lips. The crease of your body As it pressed against mine. I miss the tender rhythm As you whispered in my ear The things
20 Things....
Thinking
**Warning** The following COULD cause you to think. If you don't feel like thinking, don't read any farther... However this is not aimed at anyone in particular. I just had some time to think tonight. I have been thinking of things We say. There are smart things, there are dumb things, there are things that are right and there are things that are wrong. Sometimes the right thing is also the dumb thing. How about the wrong thing being the “smart” thing at the time? Think about the dumbest things you have ever said … When you REALLY look back, they were probably said in the heat of emotion. “I hate you.” “I need another drink.” “I quit.” … “I love you.” If you had one question that would work in almost EVERY situation even where there isn’t a right or wrong answer would you use it? STOP now if you don’t want to see it. Here it is: “Based on my past experience, current situation and my future dreams and goals, is (fill in the blank) a WISE thing to do. “ It works 99.9% of the
10 Things
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL 1)I was fired from a video store (how pitiful I know LOL) 2)I love reading books on vampires, like Anne Rices Vampire Chronicles and Poppy Z Brite. 3)I have a horrible temper and bad mood swings. I take my fiance's paxil when I'm feelings especially hostel. 4)I have to have a cup of coffee if I get up really early. 5)I have a slight eating disorder but I'm working to get past it and be healthy, not just thin. 6)I don't like my brothers even now that we're all adults. 7)I used to addicted to over the counter meds and could stay fucked up for a week straight taking 16 pills at a time. I stopped when I realized one day that I'd missed a week of my
Things I Did Today
More like sleeping on the couch under the blanket, while my "dad" types away at the computer. scratched a few phantom fleas. farted a few times from last nights turkey. really nothing much...OH! I did bark at the mail man really loudly (wonder if he got the message...boy just wait till I get outside, I'll bit his ankles off...) went back to sleep on the couch. I did get my "dad" to pony up a few treats (i love that guy!) anyway more to come if they let me keep this profile up Keep your tail up, you never know who'll come by and say Hi!
The Things You Say
Your amazing way with charm Given away so abundantly Appears to touch the lives of many Resulting in little meaning to me Your amusing way with words Your ability to make me smile Create such heavyheartedness When I see them elsewhere compiled Your sweetness and your kindness Shower brightness upon my day Yet I have this piercing feeling Friendship is all that will remain Pamela S. Dec. 2006
101 Things About Me
I AM 1. 5'4" 2. honest 3. working on improving my overall life situation 4. loving 5. fragile 6. often scared, but not scared of most things tangible 7. an aunt 8. a godmother 9. a sister 10. lonely I HAVE 11. 3 closets of clothes 12. more than a few disorders 13. bleached hair right now 14. color change eyes 15. a computer that i can't figure out 16. a DEEP appreiation for art of all forms and the artists who create 17. no kids 18. a sore back 19. beautiful memories 20. a few very awesome diehard friends I LOVE 21. sleeping 22. the ocean 23. rain 24. my family 25. shoes 26. snail mail 27. robin's writing 28. making people smile 29. music 30. those jeans that fit "just right" DISLIKE 31. arrogance 32. drama 33. intolerance 34. fat days 35. being late 36. being alone 37. being perceived as naive 38. cabbage 39. artificial sweetner aftertaste 40. favoritism ONE DAY I WILL 41. be a mommy 42. fly... 43. fall in love with s
40 Things You'd Love To Say At Work
40 things you'd love to say at work 1 I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t. 2 I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3 How about never? Is never good for you? 4 I see you've set aside this special time to publicly humiliate yourself. 5 I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6 Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 7 I'm out of my mind at the moment, but feel free to leave a message. 8 I don't work here - I'm a consultant. 9 It sounds like English, but I don't understand a damn word you're saying. 10 Ahhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. 11 I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12 You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13 I have plenty of talent and vision - I just don't give a damn. 14 I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15 I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had abo
The Thing You Do
Your cheek is pressed against the firm mattress, Your back is arched, your ass is up. you can feel the cool air mixed with my warm breath fan across the quivering flesh of your pussy. Mmm, it’s good, so good. You feel my thumbs come up and spread your lips, exposing the soft, slippery goodness hidden underneath. The feel of my breath against your skin intensifies as i get closer, closer, closer. I lean in and slide MY tongue over the soft flesh, from top to bottom, stopping to press it deep inside you before pulling out and moving down to press it against your clit. you close your eyes and absorb the sensations as i begin to fuck you with my mouth, slowly at first and then faster, harder. My teeth graze your flesh every time my tongue presses deep and the feeling is incredible. "I can’t help myself".You whispered. You push your hips back, pressing your pussy against my face as I continue to destroy you with lips, teeth and tongue. "I’m lost… lost in you, in the way you
70 Things
70 Things 1. ARE YOU SHY? Sometimes at first. then you can't shut me up. 2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? Mostly a lover but I will fight if necessary. 3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? Moths. They're going to kill me. 4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? My mom actually had a giant box of Legos and would only let me play with them when I was home sick. She kept them in the attic. I loved building houses. 5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF REALITY TV? I like some of it. "Cops", my friend hooked me on "America's Next Top Model", I looooved "Murder In Small Town X". 6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? Not really. 7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? Still am. 11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? No. Can't decide if I want to or not. I don't mind the going down part. The boingy-up part freaks me out. 8. WHAT SCENT DO YOU WEAR Elizabeth Arden Green Tea 9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? Beige. With coffee stains and I think part of a lollipop. 10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? No
63 Things
63 Things 1. How old do you wish you were? Not that big a deal to me. 2. Where were you when 9/11 happened? Living with my ex. 3. What do you do when vending machines steal your money? If I'm broke, I get pissed and do bodily harm to the machine. If I have money, I walk away. 4. Do you consider yourself kind? Yes. I try to be. 5. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be? I have one around my left wrist. I plan many more. In various and intriguing places on my person. 6. If you could be fluent in any language, what would it be? I speak or understand bits and pieces of German, Sioux, Cherokee, Spanish, Polish. I want to be fluent in all those and 100 more. 7. Do you know your neighbors? Close friends with the ones upstairs, friendlyish with the others. Hate the one on the third floor. 8. What do you consider a vacation? The opportunity t
Things About Me
IF YOU DON'T KNOW MY NAME BY NOW ITS MARVIN EDWARD JACKSON JR OF FLUVANNA COUNTY, VIRGINIA I'M 24 YEARS MARRIED AND A YEAR OLD SON, I HAVE LIVE WHAT I WOULD CONSIDER A NORMAL LIFE BUT MOST SEE MY LIFE AS NOTHING BUT MISTAKE, BUT I JUST BRUSH IT OFF EVERY TIME BUT THERE IS SO MUCH BULLSHIT THAT ONE PERSON CAN DEAL AND I THINK I HAVE PRETTY MUCH REACH THAT POINT SO AS THE DAYS GO I FIGHT, I STRUGGLE AND I OVERCOME EVER LAST MISTAKE THAT PEOPLE THINK I HAVE MADE AND ONLY TO PROVE THEM WRONG AND THAT MY MISTAKES ARE SOME OF MY GREATEST MOMENTS IN MY LIFE NOW I WILL SAY I HAVE DONE SOME DUM SHIT THAT I CAN NEVER LET GO OF BUT THATS FOR ANOTHER BLOG, THE THINGS PEOPLE NEED TO UNDERSTAND IS I'M NICE VERY EASY TO GET ALONG WIT AND HARDLY EVER GETS MAD, I LOVE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES PS2, PS3 XBOX, XBOX 360, SPORTS I LOVE TO PLAY ANY SPORTS BASKETBALL FOOTBALL ANY THING YOU CAN THINK OF DOING I'LL DO IT AND LOVE DOING IT BECAUSE THATS WHO I AM UNLESS ITS SOMETHING REALLY FUCKIN DUM I DOIT AND HAVE
Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk
borrowed this from a friend..too funny :) THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon 5. Chimney THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-consti tutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more booze for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell? No, thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. 9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. 10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
Things You Should Know About Me
~+~*~+~THINGS U SHOULD NOW ABOUT ME~+~*~+~ by babi_pooh10~+~+~ABOUT ME~+~+~NAME: HeatherAGE: 29EYE COLOR: brownHAIR COLOR: brownSHORT OR LONG HAIR: longBIRTHDAY: 9/24/77PLACE OF BIRTH: Johnstown~+~+~FAVORITE~+~+~SCHOOL SUBJECT?: MathSONG?: ridin dirtySINGER/BAND?: Pinic! At the DiscoCOLOR?: blueNUMBER?: 24FOOD?: roast beefDRINK?: PepsiCAR?: idkMOVIE?: Failure to LaunchTV SHOW?: that 70's showBOOK?: idkMUSIC?: any but countryHOLIDAY?: ChristamsSEASON?: SummerPET?: cat~*~*~THIS OR THAT~*~*~JORDANS OR FILAS?: neither / sandlesCUBS OR WHITE SOXS?: neither FRANKIE J OR DJ KANE?: neitherCHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: chocolateR&B OR RAP?: bothPERSONALITY OR LOOKS?: personalityLOVER OR FIGHTER?:
50 Things She Wishes You Knew
1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or after sex doesn't count. 2. Real men drive stick 3. I will leave if you lie. 4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts) 5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when i have no reason to think so. 6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper into my ear. 7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look. 8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you. 9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her. 10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you. 11. I expect you to call me. 12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants. 13. I'm scared of losing my independance. 14. I'm more forgiving of you than I should be. 15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-dog-house-free card. 16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. 17.If i
50 Things She Wishes You Knew
1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or after sex doesn't count. 2. Real men drive stick 3. I will leave if you lie. 4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts) 5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when i have no reason to think so. 6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper into my ear. 7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look. 8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you. 9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her. 10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you. 11. I expect you to call me. 12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants. 13. I'm scared of losing my independance. 14. I'm more forgiving of you than I should be. 15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-dog-house-free card. 16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. 17.If i
Things Not To Say During Sex
I have to poop. Smile for the camera! Get off me, i'll do ma self! This is your first time.......right? You're almost as good as ma ex! When it this suppose to feel good? I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?! I was so horny tonight i would have taken a sheep home. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper. Hey! ma friends were right! you ARE good! On second thought, let's turn the lights off. I'm soberin up and you're gettin ugly! But everybody looks funny naked! Do i have to pay for this? No! you're too fat to be on top. you'd kill me! Actually, your sister "likes" it like this. What's your name again? Hold on, let me change the channel. It's nice being in bed with someone i dont have to inflate. Uhhh....i think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
25 Things About Kaosdevice
(Diva & Daddy did it and I thought it might be interesting, not that I could even TOUCH the kind of lives those two lived/live) ------------- 1. Has a degree in Philosophy and wrote 30 page discussion of Free Will vs. Determinisim (I am on the free will side for those keeping score) 2. Has had a work of his translated into Italian, Hungarian, German and most recently French. 3. Has been electrocuted twice. 4. Has fallen off a third story balcony and was uninjured aside from a few scratches. 5. Had a tour of Boston from the passenger seat of an ambulance at 3am on a Monday night. 6. Has been in Lake Superior in the dead of winter in a hole cut in the ice. 7. Spent a large part of his younger life working with people with disabilities. 8. Was a punk rocker in his youth and has helped build stages for Black Flag, DOA and other smaller regional punk bands. 9. Had a car that was hit on the driver side 4 seperate times, yet was still drivable. 10. Grew up i
Things To Ponder
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? How come abbreviated is such a long word? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do orientals throw hamburgers? Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts? Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is? Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is? Why does sour cream have an expiration date? Who is general failure and why is he reading my disk? The light went out, but where to? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds
44 Things A Girl Would Die For
44 Things a Girl would die for 44 things guys dont usually do, but a REAL guy will do every single one of them JUST to make the girl he's with happy and stay with him... 1. Touch her waist. 2. Talk to her. 3. Share secrets. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her places. 10. Let her be with you when you're with your friends. 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say they love her more than you, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. It makes her feel loved. 16. Always hug her and say you love her when you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around her waist. 19. Tell her she is beautiful, not sexy. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. 21. Kiss her on the lips. 22. Don't ask her
Things Not To Say To Police Officers:
Things Not To Say to Police Officers: 1. Are you Andy or Barney? 2. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 3. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer. 4. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 5. I pay your salary! 6. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 7. Hey, you must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 8. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 11. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
Things To Never Say To A Woman During An Argument
Things to Never Say to a Woman During an Argument Whoa, time out. Football is on. Sorry. I was just picturing you naked. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail? Don't you have some laundry to do or something? You are so cute when you get mad. You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread. Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it? You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one? Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning! Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded
61 Things You May Not Know About Me
1. What bill do you hate paying the most? -- ALL of Them!!!! 2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner? -- My House--- Anything someone else cooks- (not much of a 'Romantic' kinda person)
Think You Know Me.. Lets See
So take the test.. its only 6 questions.. see how well you know me =) Create your own friendquiz here
Things I Like
MUSIC,HORROR FLICKS, ACTION, COMEDY, CHATING ON LINE,MEETING NEW FRIENDS,WWE AND ECW , TRAVELING, FISHING, WOMAN, TIME ALONE, MY FRIENDS, MY 8 HAMSTERS , NASCAR,HOUSE MD, COPS, LAW AND ORDER AND CRIMINAL INTENT, THE MOVIE TITANIC,RIDING BIKES,MOVIES,COOKING ... ECT ECT ...
(((20 Things To Make Ur Girl Happy)))
1. Tell her she is beautiful.. even if she didnt fix up herself. 2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. 3. Hug her from behind. 4. Wrestle with her 5. Write her notes -on the fridge or on the mirror.. - or call her, just to say "hi" 6. Play with her hair. 7. Get "a little" upset if someone else tries to flirt with her. 8. Make her laugh. 9. Let her fall asleep in your arms. 10. If you care about her, then TELL HER. 11. Treat her the same around others as you do when you're alone. 12. LOOK HER IN THE EYES AND SMILE.. you don't know what could that do with her!! 13. Hang out with her whenever you can. 14. Kiss her in the rain (girls love this). 15. When she gives you a present, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it'll make her happy). 16. Always call her when you say you will, even if you can only talk for a minute. 17. Give her what she wants, even without asking. 18. Recognize the sma
20 Things To Do While In A Drive Thru
1. Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order 2. Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for. 3. Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window. 4. Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight. 5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped. 6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you are in. 7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on. 8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup. 9. Ask how they fit into that little box. 10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on. 11. Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "May I take your order?" 12. When asked if the
Things To Wonder About
THINGS TO WONDER ABOUT 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? 8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges? 9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there? 10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? 11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? 12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? 13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? 14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things? 15 Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds? 16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay
Things Stressed Women Say At Work...
Things Stressed Women Say At Work... 1. Okay! Okay! I take it back. Unf_ _k you. 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. 3. Well this day was a total waste of makeup. 4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine? 5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. 6. Do I look like a people person? 7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting. 8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. 9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. 10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control? 11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years. 12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. 13. Do they ever shut up on your planet? 14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. 15. Stress is what you have when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet. 16. Back off! You're standin
Thinking....ouch It Hurts.
Did you ever wonder....... If there are birds out there, afraid of heights? If fish can drown? (thanks Shawn) If some monkeys can't climb trees? Why cats always land on their feet? A billion things, I wonder about, as I aimlessly walk amongst the other half- alive people out there. I often wonder why we think we are the superior species of this planet. I mean for all our intelligence and technology, which is an accomplishment, are we really getting it? By getting it, I mean, what this life is all about? I feel as if somewhere along the line we became to smart for our own good. Or maybe we're not smart enough to really comprehend the power we can weild as one great civilization. I mean shit, a only ten thousand years ago we were berry pickin, mammoth huntin, uncivilized morons. In the grand scheme of things, thats not very long when you consider the process of our development and the billions of years our planet has been around. Only in the last hundred years have we inve
Things I Learned After Being Hurt.
*If he's not calling you, it's because you're not on his mind. *If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn't follow through on little things, he will do the same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he's okay with disappointing you. *Don't be with someone who doesn't do what they say they're going to do. *"Busy" is another word for "asshole." "Asshole" is another word for the guy you're dating. *If at all possible, try to get to know someone as best you can before you get naked with them. *If a man is really into you, nothing will stop him from being with you - including a fear of intimacy. *Whatever problems you may have been having in your relationship, they didn't merit him having sex with someone else. *An excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of "ruining the friendship." *If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you, he will. *Cheating is bad. Not knowing why you cheated is even worse. Don't
Think
I think to myself can u prossably screw anything else up or screw it up worser and think to myself theres no way then juss as i think that somthing else happens..Iam sick of being everything that other people want me to be and not what I want to be..and Iam sick of this life I wish I could juss start over and re make my choices then I wounder if id be any better...So if I could rewind my life I dont think id be where iam today and i think thats what would b best! by Shattered aka Fallen Angel
Think
Think about them one at a time BEFORE going on to the next one... IT DOES MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD, especially the thought at the end. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake. (or vanilla or strawberry!) 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 14. A good conversation. 15. The beach 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke. 24. Friends. 25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you. 26. Waking up
Things To Do While Ur At Walmart
Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 15433 times, 12% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 7377 times, 6% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 7135 times, 5% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 7446 times, 6% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 7370 times, 6% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When an announ
Thinking Of You
Thinking of You In my heart is where you'll stay thinking about you each and every day. Some things that happened were beyond my control it hurts sometimes but I had to let go. Our love was strong it felt so real sometimes I questioned the things you feel. There are no regrets not one, it's true but God only knows the reasons we're through. Be filled with laughter and maybe some smiles sending warm wishes along all these miles.
Things That Annoy The Hell Out Of Me. Besides You.
1. Videos posted in a profile that play automatically. Hey, tool. I'd rather be given the option to be assaulted by your piece of crap favorite band than to just have it happen all unawares-like. 2. People who think in absolutes. 3. Spelling a word incorrectly on purpose. Even if all ur peeps kno wut u meant, you're still a moron. 4. Marsupials. They might look cute, but it's a lie. They are up to something. Something evil. 6. The number 5. 7. Lists that never end.
Things Not To Say During Sex....
Thins We Can Learn From A Dog
Things We Can Learn From A Dog Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. When it's in your best interest, always practice obedience. Let others know when they've invaded your territory. Take naps and always stretch before rising. Run, romp, and play daily. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not. If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. Thrive on attention and let people touch you. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree. When you are happy, dance around and wag your entire body. No matter how often you are criticized, don
~~ Things I Like But Never Knew...lol
Rough Sex DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED: Body: Body: DON'T READ THIS IF YOU'RE GONNA GET OFFENDED: A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply! Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!! Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm. This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens yo
Thinking Out Loud...
Far too often we look to others for needs that we should be filling ourselves. Searching within we can usually find all that we need to survive and be happy. Why then do we look for so much from others? Perhaps it is that we feel too insecure with ourselves to truly believe what our convictions, thoughts and dreams provide for us. Many successful people will tell you if you can dream it, believe it, and work toward it… you can attain it. I believe that is true as well. We all hold an inner force that drives us to our aspirations… that forces us to go beyond where we may normally not go. It is in those times that we are truly able to move forward with our lives and reach our objectives. Quite often those forces are driven by emotions, when we are at our lowest or even our highest levels, however, balance is the key to satisfaction and accomplishments. Searching outside ourselves for strength, hope, happiness, peace, harmony, discovery, exploration,
Things You Learn When You Write A Blog
The time has come for me to say good bye officially to CherryTAP. I was thinking about it all and realistically this place is just not right for me, and I am going to be leaving for good. It’s silly to stick around realistically and I have decided that it is best to just delete any account I have on any site so that nobody is left wondering when is he coming back? The answer will obviously be never. I decided since I was leaving though I might as well spell it out exactly for anyone that thought I was a bit to vague the last time. Like a lot of morons I spent a lot of money on this site in blasts, a couple of happy hours, VIC, and spent countless hours of time doing my thing around here and thinking that I could be a power of example in some regards, and I am sure that I have. You just never feel like anything is worth it and it leaves a bad taste in your mouth actually. The popular people here are some of the most deplorable human beings I have ever had the opportunity to even have t
Thinking Aloud
wow definitely have a lot to think about now. I was talking to a really good friend for a few hours this morning...to me its still last night because I havent went to bed yet but any way as I was saying. After talking to him I realized that I have a lot of thinking to do. My boyfriend leaves in 17 days for basic training and things are kinda changing between us and to me my friend is right, it seems as if he is trying to pull away. Now I don't know if its because he is afraid of getting deployed right after AIT and me getting hurt or what it is but I guess this is something I need to figure out. And well I also have to figure out what I want in life...I have a beautiful lil girl who needs to have a secure family and its my responcibility to create that for her....wow definitly got a lot of thinking to do.........
105 Things...
105 Things You Might Not Have Known About Me. 1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING? Yes 2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? 3 years 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? silver watch 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? no 5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? today 6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? books and jewelry making supplies 7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? banana 8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? eyes 9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? Fireproof by pillar 10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? ohio...ugh 11. SCHOOL YOU ATTEND/ATTENED: military brat so too many to name 12. WHAT? No, really... 13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: dont shop at the mall 14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: tutor (current) 15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? several 16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: no 17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: brother's 18. FRIENDS YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY: *ponder* 19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:? 2 years ago 20. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT: dont like
10 Things Men Should Know About Women
1.No matter how furtive or quick the glance, a woman always know when youre looking at her breast. 2. A good woman is as excited about a gift that cost nothing as she is about a gift that cost a lot. ( The perfect, quirky gift that shows that you’ve been listening is worth twice the value of anything youd find at Tiffany’s.) 3.Never ask a woman why she’s mad at you - she will only get madder for your not knowing 4. An unsolicited kiss is to a woman what free play-off tickets are to a man. Even better, flowers on days that arent Valentines Day. Anniversaries, or birthdays. 5. Sometimes woman want it when you don’t, and for you not to give in on such occasions set a terrible precedent. 6. If youre buying her a sex toy, do not presume she wants the biggest one - most likely she does not. 7. How to lovate the G-spot: Aim for it, and then askher if your aim is true. ( that said, if you ask every step of the way, you’ll begin to remind her of her gynecologist. 8. The wo
Think About It
We judge others Before we get to know them Make fun of people When they aren't around Gossip when it could hurt another Without a care in the world But as soon as it happens to us We get all sorts of mad Do we really have that right? Think about it We dream of the perfect life That has no problems And everything is easy Nothing goes wrong Everyone loves us We have the perfect spouse Perfectly behaved kids What would we do then? Think about it We get jealous Over our spouse flirting Yet we do it too Probably more then they do Get mad when they ignore us When they dont give us Their undivided attention But don't ask why Or what we could have done So they aren't Think about it Everyone is different We all do things our own way Have our own beliefs And our own dreams So what right do we have To be the way we are When someone Or something new Is intoduced What fun would it be If everything and everyone was the same Think about it
Thinking
Once upon the shadow of the foreskin of life, deep within the garden in the womb of wisdom, there stands a young man, confused..poking..licking and smelling....searching for suitable soil for the sowing of his seeds. What life is such when love be so elusive? Confusion. Check! Not mate. Hi there--want a taste? Just let it melt on your toungue...dont spit it out! Dont spit! For it's all you get. Now..off you go with love's sweets lingering still on the edge of your tongue. I told you not to eat from the tree. I love, ...oh yes, more than I could have imagined. So beautiful. So frightening. I love still I love
Things On My Mind
People spend to much time debating on how to fix there relationships. Why your spending all your time trying to fix something that wont be fixed your wasting the good years of your life by the time you realize this its going to be to late and Mr. or Mrs. right might be taken. Your chances will be slim to none. To get what you want out of a relationship you have to be willing to give. You wash my back I’ll wash yours.
3 Things...
3 Things That Scare You: 1.: the thought of dying alone 2.: hospitals 3.: heights 3 Things That Make You Angry 1.: People who dont grow up 2.: People who make you do things you dont want to do 3.: People who think they're too good for you 3 Things That You Are Sorry About: 1.: When i hurt people when i didn't mean to 2.: That im such an asshole to my dad 3.: I dont stay in touch with my old friends as much as i should 3 Things That Disgust You: 1.: People who hurt people for no reason 2.: People that stab you in the back 3.: People who use people 3 Things That Surprise You 1.: Whenever I get a Distinction on my work 2.: People care what happens to me 3.: No matter what pub I go to in my village theres someone that knows me 3 Things You Are Confident About: 1.: 2.: 3.: 3 Things That Make You Cry 1.: When i dont get to talk to someone 2.: Not knowing when I'm having my operation 3.: Pain 3 Things That Make You Happy: 1.: Dustin 2.: My friend
45 Things You Probably Never Need To Know
45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someonewhats your name spelt backwards?:annA What did you do last night?:made an intro for The River The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?:Super Size Me song Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?:yes!! it tingled!! Last time you swam in a pool?:aaaaaaaaaaaaages ago What are you wearing?:made hoodie, white wife beater, black trousers How many cars have you owned?:2 Type of music you dislike most?:erm, probably hardcore dance music...hurts my head Are you registered to vote?:Yes Do you have cable?:No What kind of computer do you use?:Toshiba laptop Ever made a prank phone call?:Many lol You like anyone right now?:Yes Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?:No Furthest place you ever traveled?:Canada What's your favorite comic strip?:Pandora Do u know all the words to the national anthem?:No Shower, morning or night?:Night Best movie you've seen in the past month?:Happy Feet Favorite pizza toppings?:pepp
15 Things You Probably Never Knew Or Thought About
1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude
Think Positive
HEY FRIENDS THINK POSITIVE. I READ THE BOOK CALLED THE POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING BY NORMAN VINCENT PEALE & IT'S ALWAYS HELPED ME. HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR. BECKY
14 Things
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5. You should not confuse your career with your life. 6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 7. Never lick a steak knife. 8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. 11. There comes a time
Things That Piss Us Off
1. When people point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? 2. When people are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say, "oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say, 'it's always the last place you look.' Of course it is. Why the FUCK would you keep looking for it after you've found it? Do people really do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!!! 5. When people say while watching a film, 'did you see that?' No asshole, I paid $12 to come to the theater and stare at the fucking floor. 6. When people ask, 'can I ask you a question?' Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved.'
Things You Won't See Inside A Hall Mark Card
I've collected these damn thingies all my life, and everyone told me nothing would ever be accomplished by it. I guess they were wrong! (In no particular order, mind!) Little things mean alot! Especially your little thing! If I follow you home will you keep me? Your father should have pulled out early! Happy Mother's Day! (inside)Hope it was worth all the pain and suffering you put me through, the years of therapy, the Prozac, and the scars across my wrists. I just thought you'd like to know I love you! I can see now why you're going home alone! I do, but not with you... I like your approach, now let's see your departure! I never get lost... Everyone tells me where to go! On this, the day we celebrate your timely entrance into this world, I have a few words I want to share with you. (Inside)...You're a bitch! Smile if you want sex! If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you! Do you know how to make an idiot think? (Inside) Your mind is like an ope
30 Things Not To Say To A Naked Man!
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. If you get me real drunk first. 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 28. Does it come with an air pump? 29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on
30 Things To Not Say To A Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. If you get me real drunk first. 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 28. Does it come with an air pump? 29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on
Things Gurls Need To Know About Guys
30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know > 1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are. > > 2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a > LOSER. > > 3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes > too. > 4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful. > > > 5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around. > > > 6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out > with you. > 7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. > > > 8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more. > > > 9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool. >> > 10. We never shave our legs. So get over it. >> > > 11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's > just > wrong............ > > > 12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your > friends will tell > us, if you don't. > > > 13.
100 Things About Me!!!!!!
100 things about me!! 1. Full Name: leighanne mcafee 2. Nickname: none 3. Birthday: 19th june 4. Place of Birth: Belfast 6. Male or Female: Female 7. Year: left yonks sgo lol 8. School: hazelwood college 9. Occupation: mummy lol 10. Residence: my house 11. MSN messager Name:leigh24uk2001@hotmail.com __Your Appearance___ 12. Hair Color: dark brown 13. Hair Length: long 14. Eye color: Brown 15: weight: not tellin lol 16. Height: 5ft 11 17. Braces?: Nope 18. Glasses?: Nope 19. Piercings? My ears 20. Tattoos: Nope (want 1) 21. Righty or Lefty: Righty ___Your 'Firsts'___ 22. First best friend: kathleen baxter 23. First Award: havnt won nuthin lol 24. First Sport You Joined:hockey 25. First pet:bouncer my dog 26. First Real Vacation: Spain 27. First Concert: aint ben to none 28. First Love: jim moody ___ Favorites___ 29. Movie: Scary & funny 30. TV programme: ghost whisperer 31. Color: black lol 32. Rapper: eminem 33. Band: loads of diff 1s
15 Things You Probably Never Knew Or Thought About
1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude r
Things That Make U Go Humm.... Delete Time
SO HERE WE GO AGAIN !! I AIN'T SUPRISED . OK AT FIRST I DIDN'T THINK ANYTHING OF IT,WELL I BEEN WATCHING MORE AND MORE AND WELL HEY IT PISSES ME OFF A BIT SO LEMME BREAK IT DOWN..AND IF BY CHANCE YOU DON'T SEE MY BULLETINS OR WHATEVER THEN U KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN DELETED !!! - FIRST OFF I REPOST ALOT OF Y'ALLS BULLETINS,HELP YOU IN CONTESTS,HELP YOUR FRINEDS,GIRLFRIENDS,BOYFRIENDS, ETC.. (U GET THE POINT,IF YOU DON'T WE DON'T NEED TO SPEAK PERIOD.) IN THEIR CONTESTS OR HELP THEM LEVEL UP BLAHZAY BLAHZAY BLAH - SECOND: I ASK YOU TO REPOST MY BULLETIN AND AT LEAST DROP SOME COMMENTS AND NADA, DO PEEPS FORGET WE CAN VIEW WHO LOOKED AT BULLETINS AND BLOGS ??? HUMMM ..MAKES YA WONDER.TO THOSE THAT HAVE BEEN BOMBING U KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND I THANK YOU SO MUCH,AND AS FAR AS COMMENTING/RATING GOES THERES BEEN VERY FEW,AND I MEAN VERY FEW TO MY SUPRISE ...AGAIN Y'ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE AGAIN THANKS AND NUTTIN BUT MAD LUV FOR YA.AND FUNNY THING ABOUT IT IS I SEE QUITE A FEW LOOK AT IT BUT
Things.
ok, so i HATE monopoly the board game. i like the cpu version, but i HATE the board game. so there.
Thinking
A preschool teacher is having a lesson on colors. She has an intuitive curriculum, and wants to get her students thinking. She starts off saying, "I am thinking of a green vegetable. What is it?" A boy says "Brocolli" and the teacher says, "No, it was a green pepper. But it's good to see that you're thinking." Then she says, "I am now thinking of a yellow fruit. What is it?" A girl says "A lemon" and the teacher says, "No, it was a banana, but it's good to see that you're thinking." Dirty Ernie says, "I've got a good one, teach. What's in my pants, is long, hard, and has a pink end?" "ERNIE!!!" shrieks the teacher, "IT BETTER NOT BE WHAT I'M THINKING OF!!!" and Dirty Ernie says, "No, it's a pencil, but it's good to see that you're thinking."
The Things I've Learned....(i Hope)
THINGS THAT IVE LEARNED.... *You can not make someone love you,you can only be someone who can be loved...the rest is up to them *No matter how much you care some people just don't care back *It takes years to build up trust,but less than a second to destroy it *It is not WHAT you have in your life that counts,but WHO you have in your life that counts *You can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes,after that you better know something *You shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do,but the best that you can do *It's not what happens to people thats important,its what they do about it *You can do something in an instant that can give you heartache for a lifetime *No matter how thin you slice it there are always two sides *Its alot easier to react than to think *You should always leave loved ones with loving words..it may be the last time you see them *You can keep going long after you think you cant *We are responsible for what we do,regardless of how we feel
Thinking Too Much Of Yourself
When a perosn on this site puts their photos out there and ask to be rated; you would think they want you to be honest with them. A lot of people give you a good selection of photos to choose from so you give them a good rating and a Good commment. There are others who are out there who have less in photos of themselves and more of others; then you have those who have photos of themselves, but they are of body sections. How can you rate someone specifically based on body sextions alone; or a few select photos. If they are new to this site, then you do not expect to see a whole lot from them all at once. People rate you, then you rate them based on what you feel they have. Why do some people feel after you have rated them that you have done and evil deed to them; so they block you from rerating them and taking the high rating you gave them from them,and give you a 1 to say you should of rated them higher; yet they did not give you anyhting to which you could say they d
Things To Think About
ALOT OF MEN THINK WOMEN SHOULDNT SHUT THERE FEELINGS DOWN BUT WHATS A WOMAN TO DO WHEN EVERYTIME SHE THINKS HES THE ONE AN THEY TURN BAD I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE SHOULD ALWAYS KEEP IT REAL AN PUT IT ON THE TABLE AN LET THE WOMAN CHOOSE IF SHE WANTS TO DEAL WITH IT THATS MY THOUGHT
Things That Make You Go, Hmmm...
You scored as Normal Horny. You're normal horny. You're like most people. You get aroused but only when you should, for the most part. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Normal Horny56%Super Horny38%Very horny31%A little horny6%Not horny0%How horny are you? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com
Think About It
the integration of spirit and matter. It is the process where our physical, emotional, mental, and all spiritual bodies combine to create a fully conscious being. We take on a Light body. We are really spiritual beings having a human experience. We have other aspects of ourselves who exist on other worlds, in other dimensions or realities. In essence, we are all physical Angels with a giant amnesia problem. Through ascension, we realize we are all connected; we are all One with all other life in the universe. Everything came from one Creator. Race differences, war, owning property, land rights, in fact all aspects of our current world, are really illusory. We live in a giant hologram.
Thinking Of You
Every night I lay down And think of you Wishing you were here with me Instead of there alone But I know you have to do it And its what makes you happy Or at least used to Your ready to go home To be with the ones who love you I wish that it was me You were coming home to But I know you are going to her Which is for the best I still have him And am content for now Seeing you happy Is all that matters to me Never wanna see you hurt again Yet if you do Know that Im here for you And that with everything I do I think of you
Thinking 2 Hard
can any1 tell me what is the boiling point of brain is? lerning 2 b a theory tect. is harder then i thought
Things You Hear
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13 Things Pms Stand For
13 Things PMS Stands For: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweat pants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff and my favorite one. 13. Potential Murder Suspect
24 Things A Woman Should Never Be Sorry For!!!
This was sent to me by a dear friend, and I thought I would share it with all of my friends. Thank you for reading. 1. Never apologize for pursuing what makes you happy. Even if you need to quit your job, transfer schools, or move across country, always do what you really want. 2. Never apologize for using proper English. Keeping it real doesn't mean you have to speak Ebonics.. 3. Never apologize for giving your best in a relationship that just didn't work out. 4. Never apologize for being successful. Only haters want to keep you at their level. 5. Never apologize for crying. Wear waterproof mascara and express yourself. 6. Never apologize for ten pounds you need to lose. People who truly care about you will accept you as you are. 7. Never apologize for being frugal. Just because you save your money instead of blowing it on the latest fashion emergency doesn't mean you're cheap. 8. Don't apologize for being a single Mom. Babies are a blessing. 9. Never a
Things Got Ya Down????
Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These ............................ In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part- time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged
Things Ive Learned From Dating Memphis Chicks....
Okay....everyone that knows me.....knows I have a twisted sense of humor....but I can be serious as well.... this is my serious blog...or some shit like dat... You can't always trust the people that say they love you. Everyone must go through heart ache in order to be able to truly love... If you let them, people will walk all over you... You never know what is going to happen tomorrow, so you should try your hardest to live for today. Never let go of the ones you love... If someone lets you go, it's for a reason, and you may not be the reason. Life is a series of disappointments, they don't always make you stronger, but they definately lower your expectations. If you don't love someone, don't lead them on, because there's someone else somewhere that wants to love them. If you love someone, tell them, because you will regret it when they're gone... Honesty is not always the best policy but you screw yourself if you lie. If you love deeply, you
15 Things You Probably Never Knew Or Thought About
"15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About" 1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are truly special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, sooner or later you will. 13. Always remember the co
Things To Thing About!!
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 2. A day without sunshine is like, Night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers 4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 6. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 7. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 15. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 17. Hard work pays off in the future
Things You Learn From The Movies:
Subject: Things You Learn From the Movies: 1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people--whether they are employed or not. 2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil. 3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one. 4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society. 5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. 6. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will
Things Rednecks Will Never Say
Things Rednecks Will Never Say I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. Duct tape won't fix that. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. We don't keep firearms in this house. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? You can't feed that to the dog. I thought Graceland was tacky. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. Wrestling's fake. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? We're vegetarians. Do you think my gut is too big? I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. Honey, we don't need another dog. Who gives a crap who won the Civil War? Give me the small bag of pork rinds. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. Spittin' is such a nasty habit. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. Checkmate. She's too young to be wearing a bikini. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we
Things Not To Say To A Cop
When you get pulled over, say, "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol." When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say, "No. My speedometer only goes up to..." Touch him. When he asks you why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat. Ask him where he bought his cool hat. Refer to him by his first name. Pretend you are gay and ask him out. When he says no, cry. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harrasment. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way. If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood. When he asks you to spread 'em, tell him you don't go that way. When he puts on the handcuffs, say, "My dates usually buy me dinner first." Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, 'cause you don't like to get ink on your fingers. After you sign the ticket an
Things That Make Me Happy
things that make me happy,again and more Current mood: amused limp dick's fries dipped in a dick's fudge sundae 11 inch fist thai food kittens bleeding breakfast in bed pretty dresses shoes days of the week panties being married writing coffee fruity tarts riding my bike coffee thrift store shopping orgasms smart water "fuck me santa fuck me santa... " Bad Santa nail polish veggie juice hot, salty, oily candlelit baths starfruit lipstick any food i've never eaten befor bling bling shag llamas the blues pvc feeding peanut butter to dogs manimal reverse/under cleavage hot fudge sundaes from dick's prozac saying rude things to unsuspecting stupid people chickens daisys shiny sparkly things tom green new york cheesecake masturbating coffee cups cloves dancing my pets peanutbutte
Things That Make Me Sad
things that make me sad finding out my coffee cup is empty bad pad thai dead batteries the U.S. goverment being sick locking myself out of my car large fast food corporations my empty answering machine roadkill vomiting (exept that one time when i was on acid and i threw up into a long neck bud bottle and it was so cool that it got me out of my bad trip) running out of gas sexual harassment stupid people violent people
Things You Should Know But Probably Don't...
1. Money isn't made out of paper; it's made out of cotton... 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper 3. The dot over the letter i is called a "tittle". 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. 6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino. 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. 10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister. 11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog. 12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode. 13. Most lipstick conta
20 Things "real" Friends Want To Know About You!!
We all enjoy the surveys we take in the bulletin section. I made a survey that the answers may really mean something. Things that you would really like to know about people who call you their friend. Be honest! If there is a question you do not want to answer, don't answer it. 1. What is your first name? Tom 2. What State or Country (Besides U.S.)do you live in? New Jersey 3. What State or Country (Besides the U.S.)were you born in? New Jersey 4. What kind of car do you drive? Ford Taurus & Nissan Maxima 5. Do you own your own home or rent? Own 6. Are you married, single or involved? Married 7. What do you do for a living? Entomologist. Pest Control & Wildlife Specialist 8. Do you have siblings? 2 sisters, 1 brother. 9. What is your favorite food? Corned beef and swiss on rye. 10. What is your favorite drink? Coffee 11. What do you like to do on the weekends? During the season I fish on my boat. Spend time with family. 12. What are some of your h
71 Things
1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? the last person i actually kissed was april.. and fuck no. 2. What song describes your relationship status? oh wow.. um.. i read this the first time the other day, and 'melt the sugar' popped to mind, so i'ma stick with that 3. How much does your dog weigh? i have a mouse..? 4. Are you a heart breaker, or the heart breakee? usually the breakee.. 5. Ever waxed your legs? o.O no 6. Earrings or necklaces? necklaces 7. Who have you talked to most today? Anna 10. Color of your shirt? gray 11. How many years have you taken a language? if you consider Choir a language.. then a year and a half 12. Who's on speed dial 2? i dont use speed dial 13. What color is your background on your computer mainly? blackish and shades of blue.. it's the night sky over the ocean with a full moon 14. Do you wish on 11:11? when i catch it 15. Good advice if you ever go camping? don't drink water from a river *gag
25 Things My Mother Tought Me
25 Things My Mother Tought Me 1. My Mother tought me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just got done cleaning." 2. My Mother tought me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My Mother tought me ABOUT TIME TRAVEL. "If you dont straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My Mother tought me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My Mother tought me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My Mother tought me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in a accident." 7. My Mother tought me IRONY. "Keep cring, and i'll give you something to cry about." 8. My Mother tought me ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My Mother tought me ABOUT CONTORIONISM. "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck."
Think About This...........
If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone-----YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !!!! Will we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we continue to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries that came to live in America because it is the Country of Choice?????? Think about it! All we have to say is, when will they do something about MY RIGHTS? I celebrate Christmas... ........but because it isn't celebrated by everyone.... ......... we can no longer say Merry Christmas. Now it has to be Season's Greetings. It's not Christmas vacation, it's Winter Break. Isn't it amazing how this winter break ALWAYS occurs over the Christmas holiday? We've gone so far the other way, bent over backwards to not offend anyone, that I am now being offended. But it seems that no one has a problem with that. This says it all! This is an editorial written by an American citizen, published in a Tampa, FL
Thinking Of You
I wonder if you wake up at night Thinking about me like the way I do you. I think about your smile and how you make me laugh I appreciate everything that you do We spend time together you make me feel good I told you that you had the right things to say baby you are my shining star and I’ll always be your sunshine Do you think that I want it any other way We talk everyday and talk every night and We never run out of things to say I wish you were here I’m playing our song Being with you always takes me away I love being around you I just want you to know It’s like I’m higher than a flying kite I can’t wait to see you, I have to wait for now Until then I’m going to saying good night
Things People Do That Make You Wonder
Have you ever stopped to think about what makes people do the things they do? You make friends and talk and talk. You share some of your most inner most thoughts with people. Then all of a sudden they stop talking to you. You sit and wonder what did I do? You ask about there day,how they are. You make sure to make it a converstation between two people not just one. But, again they just stop talking to you. We all know that some people come into our lives for one reason or another. Some stay and will always be there and some will leave. You have the ones that will lend a shoulder or a helping hand and of course there are the ones that only want to take from the friendship. You have people that leave comments on your page, comments on your pictures, emails, or even shouts. But, then all of a sudden they stop. They could have given you very special comments and you took them to heart. You really believed what they were saying. But, all along they were just words to them. They nev
60 Things Not To Say To A Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Th
19 Things I Dont Give A F**** About !!!
1. It is impossible to lick your elbow. 2. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. 3. A shrimp's heart is in its head. 4. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand. 5. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. 6. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. 7. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. 8. Horses can't vomit. 9. Sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. 10. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. 11. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. 12. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
A funny for today =) 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm going to Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".. Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When someth
Think You Got What It Takes?
1. Your Name:? 2. Age:? 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Have sex on the first date? 15. Would you kiss me during sex? 16. Do you think I would be good in bed? 17. Three sum? 18. How many times would you like to cum? 19. Would you use me as a booty call? 20. Do you like fore play? 21. What is fore play to you? 22. Can we take pictures of the act?
Thinkin'
Me and my man aren't currently together, we still hang out all the time and tell one another that we love each other, but we fight a lot and sometimes I tell him that I don't think its there anymore and he says maybe your right.... I don't want to just let it all go, but I'm not sure if that's what he really wants and he's scared to do it to.... *~Confused~*
Things Of Late
Sunday,Monday + Teusday.I was actually on Chatting terms with my last EX.Acourse I can't seem to get her to Leave mySpace for here,Maybe in Time.I finally got my friend Okwaho to come over from Netfriendships,+ Join me here + my other friend Tina Rae to join me here from NF's.Thats a start.This time around my ex will continue to be my ex.I believe we are Finished with the lover scenario,that been over since june 06.I don't think she is game to start that back up.I myself don't care to feel my pain of ending it again.I rather keep her in my Heart the way it is.We started as friends an to finish as friends 10 yrs. later is the best for me.She's been on many Dates, an me one.Except she's not attracting the right sort of people.The Smucks try to use her for sex.My Kate is unlike any gal on here.When we started up I was only her 3rd lover ever.It was very Nice I train'd,her.I doubt if any of her new dates can give her as much pleasure as me.Every Ex I ever had,always came back for more..eno
Think About It
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26 Things I Want To Know About You And What You Will Find Out About Me
I want to know 26 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You're on my list, so let me know who I am friends with. JUST HIT REPLY TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. (male/female answer accordingly) 1. Can you cook? Yes I can. 2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? Pace around a lot and hope I don't have to pee. 3. What talent do you wish you had? To attract any woman I wanted. 4. Favorite place? Anywhere it's warm 5. Favorite vegetable? Green beans 6. What was the last book you read? Eats, Shoots and Leaves 7. Are you Dirty or Clean? Clean 8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Have a tattoo, it's an Egyptian Ankh 9. Worst Habit? Biting my nails HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Do we know each other outside of MySpace? Yeah I would say I know myself 2. What's your philosophy on life?
Things I've Learned This Week
1. When someone is "upfront" with you in the begining about whatever it is they want, you seem to put more belief into anything you hear from them after that, when the truth is, they are probably the most deceiving of them all. 2. When you do something "nice" to make someone else feel good, it can bite you in the ass and you can lose friendships over it. 3. Pretty much anything within the confines of this electronic box mean absolutely nothing at all in reality. 4 Friends you've had for a long time, are still friends you find comfort in when it comes right down to it. (Thanks Mr DBD) 5. Everyone wants to be listened to..but not "too closely" What they say, might be misconstrued as the actual truth. Yet if you arent really listening, they are offended. (I don't get it)
"10 Things I Hate About You"
I hate the way you talk to me And the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick. It even makes me rhyme. I hate it... I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh; Even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around And the fact that you didn't call, But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you; Not even close; Not even a little bit; Not even at all.
Think About The Soldiers!!! (a Copy Of My Yahoo Blog)
I had seen a bulletin that was posted, it really pissed me off! I know and respect that everyone has their opinion......I always will. But, at the same time, it doesn't give someone the right to put someone down for something that is well within sane and humane limits. Let me explain. There is a My Space group called "fucktheUStroops". I haven't been able to view their page because they're cowards and have it set so that only people they invite can view it. So, let me say this: I am a soldier in the United States Army. I may not agree or like the idea of what is going on, but I am serving proudly for a country that provides me the freedom to be who I am, live where and how I want to live, say what I want to say, do what I want to do......as well as many other freedoms that people in many other countries only dream of. I will be one of many to say that serving in the military is not an easy life. It doesn't always pay the bills. I don't see my home or family nearly as
50 Things About Me I Was Bored :)
1. What is your best friends name? Nikki 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? white 3. What are you listening to right now? silence 4. Whats your favorite number? 7 5. What was the last thing you ate? granola bar 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? green 7. How is the weather right now? bbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? my mom 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? eyes 10. Do you have a significant other? he went *poof* does that count? 11. Favorite TV show? ER 12. Siblings? 3 13. Height? 5ft 7 in 14. Hair color? brown/auburn highlights 15. Eye Color? green 16. Do you wear contacts? yup blind without em 17. Favorite Holiday? Christmas I love giving presents :) 18. Month? December 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? yes 20. What was the last movie you watched? Disneys Tarzan.....I have kids what can I say 2
80 Things About Me
80 Things You Might Not Know About Me Whats your middle name? JO How big is your bed? QUEEN What are you listening to right now? AEROSMITH What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? 0852 What was the last thing you ate? POTATOES Last person you hugged? HUNTER How is the weather right now? 68 Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? JOHN What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? EYES Favorite type of Food. MEAT Do you want children? NO Do you drink? HELL YEAH Ever get so drunk you don\'t remember the entire night? NOPE Hair color? LIGHT BROWN Eye colour? BLUE Do you wear contacts/glasses? NOPE Favorite holiday? EVERY DAY IS A HOLIDAY Favorite Season? SUMMER Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? YES Last Movie you Watched? HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS What books are you reading? THE 8th HABIT Piercings? EARS ONLY Favorite Movie? THE SWEETEST THING Favorite college football Team? GATORS What were you doi
Things You Dont Want To Do To Your G/f
1. The Teabagging - The all time classic maneuver of tapping your cock on a chick`s forehead whilst she is sucking on your balls, while you`re uttering the timeless phrase- "Who`s Your daddy?" 2. The Houdini - Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face and she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it. 3. The Angry Dragon - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl`s mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up, she`ll look like an angry dragon. 4. Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch - The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl`s throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favorite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great w
Things You Probably Didn't Know About Me
1. First thing you wash in the shower? my body 2. What color is your favorite hoodie? dark blue 3. Do you like coffee? no 4. How do you get to school? I take online college classes 5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? okay, could be a little better 6. Do you have a crush on anyone? Yes 7. Do you say aim or a-i-m? It depends on the usage 8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having. I don't dream 9. Could you eat your favortie food everyday for a month and not get tired of it? Yes 10. What are you craving? Andy's Philly cheesesteak 11. What's your middle name? Lee 12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? cole slaw and sourkraut 13. What color do you wear the most of? probably blue, since I wear jeans a lot 14. How old is your dad? he died at the age of 46 15. Would you dance with me to the taco song? What's a taco song? 16. Have you ever counted to 1,000? beats me...if so, then it was when I was younger 17. Do you bi
Things To Ponder
THINGS TO PONDER ON ... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station... Does fuzzy logic tickle? If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery? I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. How come you never hear about gruntled employees? If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out of? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Why do you press harder on a rem
Thinking Again
MY FIVE WORD PUZZLE I hang on your words I cherish your mind I think you to be the greatest to find I long to be near you in every way I look forward to being there one fateful day Love that lifts me in my darkest hour Love that fills me with your greatest power Love that lets me never forget Love that I look for even yet You are the light that guides my what is to be You are the one to who I am given freely You are my world and in you see all that is beautiful You are my spirit, my heart, and my soul True are you in every way it is clear True are you that's why I hold you dear True in the poetry that is your sweet love True we fit together like hand fits to glove Forever a word beyond meaning to most Forever with you I would be engrossed Forever I would know that there is wonder Forever I would trust that none can put asunder By R. Thomas Dinsmore
Things You'll Never Hear A Southerner Say!
Things you'll never hear a Southerner say... I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex Duct tape won't fix that. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. We don't keep firearms in this house. You can't feed that to the dog. I thought Graceland was tacky. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe. Wrasslin's fake. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? We're vegetarians. Do you think my hair is too big? I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy. Honey, do these bonsai trees need watering? Who's Richard Petty? Give me the small bag of pork rinds. Deer heads detract from the decor. Spitting is such a nasty habit. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. Trim the fat off that steak. Cappuccino tastes better that espresso. The tires on that truck are too big. I'll have the arugula and ridicchio salad. I've got it all on a floppy disk. Unsweetened t
Things You'll Never Hear A Southerner Say...
I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex Duct tape won't fix that. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. We don't keep firearms in this house. You can't feed that to the dog. I thought Graceland was tacky. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe. Wrasslin's fake. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? We're vegetarians. Do you think my hair is too big? I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy. Honey, do these bonsai trees need watering? Who's Richard Petty? Give me the small bag of pork rinds. Deer heads detract from the decor. Spitting is such a nasty habit. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. Trim the fat off that steak. Cappuccino tastes better that espresso. The tires on that truck are too big. I'll have the arugula and ridicchio salad. I've got it all on a floppy disk. Unsweetened tea tastes better. Would you like you fish poa
3 Things To Think About!!
1. Cows 2. The Constitution and 3. The Ten Commandments Cows - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to,their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. The Constitution - They kept talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why didn''t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart people, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. The Ten Commandments - The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment
The Things You Taught Me I Will Always Know
The things you taught me I will always know. How could I not? The roots have sunk so deep: All lessons of the heart that I will keep No matter who I am or where I go. Kids learn from what their parents are, and so You are my book of life, the thoughts I reap; Only in your arms I quiet sleep; Under my words your voice sings soft and slow. From you I learned the rules of right and wrong Against which I at times had to rebel, Though with regret I carry with me still. How lucky I am to have been loved so well, Even as I pushed against your will, Relying on a father fair and strong.
Thinking About Leaving Ct
U JUST CANT PLEASE EVERYBODY AND I DONT THINK IT IS WORTH ALL THE HASSLE ANYMORE.....AND THIS DARN CRUSH THING NOW.....GUYS GET UPSET WITH U. IF U ARENT THERE CRUSH......I HAVE ALREADY LOST A GOOD FRIEND THAT I HAVE KNOWN FOR OVER 5 YEARS. AND NOW HE IS GONE..I THINK CT JUST BREAKS UP ALOT OF FRIENDSHIPS....
Things To Know About Me
I still watch all the God Father movies Im a girly, girl Im a chemist I work at a Pryo Tech Company Yes I really am a submiss I love snowboarding I retired once already My Fav song this week is "Crazy Bitch" by BuckCherry I enjoy my life I met Nickle Back because we do there pyro at the concerts.
13 Things Pms Stands For:
Pass My Shotgun Psychotic Mood Shift Perpetual Munching Spree Puffy Mid-Section People Make me Sick Provide Me with Sweets Pardon My Sobbing Pimples May Surface Pass My Sweat Pants Pissy Mood Syndrome Plainly; Men Suck Pack My Stuff Potential Murder Suspect
8 Things I Hate About Valentine's
8 things I hate about valentine's -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2006-02-15, 3:48AM PST 8) Lame message hearts. The only thing worse than feigning gratitude when you hand me three hearts with “Be Mine”, “You Stud”, “So Hot” is falsely complementing you on your third grade creativity. After that, I have the pleasure of choking down these delightful little confections that taste like a combination of elementary school chalk and baseball card chewing gum. 7) Overpriced Dinners. Thank you for bumping up your prices by $25 for the pleasure of eating your attempt at realizing your culinary dreams. Mmmmm… love that odd lemon/foot flavored cream sauce you doused on the new potatoes. Did you use dill on this flank steak you are passing off as veal? That makes you a real chef. This should go well with that moldy tasting boxed cabernet you’re serving at the reasonable price of $9 a glass. P.S. nobody likes FLAN!! 6) valentin
Things That Start With 'b' (part 1)
I'm a bit bored so I am going to blog about randomthings whose name begins with the letter 'B'.The first thing that comes to mind, being maleof course, is boobs. Everyone, "hooray for boobies!"Although,the first thing I look for in anyone is brains.All the zombies, "hooray for brains!"Unfortunately brains and boobsdon't always co-exist.Being male means getting boners. Ladies, can I geta "hooray for boners!" please? Boners are usuallycaused by viewing, handling, or thinking of boobsor butts (no, I didn't forget the butt, aka booty).Blood leaves the brain in these instances, oftenmaking conversation boring, but when boobs and boners get together, fun that does not involve muchspeaking is bound to happen. If it does not thenyou must go back home and beat off.I mentioned blood, so let me mention it again: blood.Beside being vital to your body, blood is alsoreally beautiful and erotic. Just the vampiresthis time, "hooray blood!"This may seem like quite a change in subject,but 'burrito' is t
Thinkgs To Do Im Public Toilets
3 1. Stick your palm open under the stall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. Say, "Hm mm, I've never seen that color before." 5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!" 6. Say "Darn, this water is cold." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!" 11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters. 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick
Things We Can't Have
Why is it we always want the things we can't have? And what we can have we never want? It's so frustrating sometimes.
Things Not To Say To A Horse Owner
Riding isn't a sport, the horse does all the work/ If you kept the house as neat as you do the barn, we wouldn't have to look for things. Sure, I can ride. I went riding on my vacation two years ago. Your horse is only worth what someone will pay you for him. Oh - you're going to breed her... how long will it take her to have a litter? Gosh - your horse trailer cost more than your house! Shouldn't that saddle in your front room be in the barn? Why do you have so many horses? You can only ride one at a time. Geez- It's ONLY a horse! How much did you say you paid for those shoes? ____ is old and you don't ride him anyway, why don't you sell him? Did you know that your horse is foaming at the mouth? The way you treat that horse, you'd think it was part of your family. I heard that Dr Phil said that owning a horse is good exercise - for the horse. Haven't you outgrown that horse "thing" yet? Any phrase containing the word "hayburner" If
Thinking Late Last Night
I was up late last night thinking about and crying about something someone close to me had said. This morning I realized that they probably never even gave that a second thought after saying it because that is just them and the way that they are. They like to play by trying to get me upset or just teasing me but they probably didn't know that what they said hurt and made me doubt a lot of feelings I have started to have. Then I also realized that why should something that someone says upset me because letting it upset me or letting myself cry over it doesn't change anything it just take precious minutes or hours of my happiness away and I should never let anyone take my happiness away for any reason. I do not need to let things bother me. If I want something I need to go for it and not let anything or anyone stand in my way. People come in and out of your life all the time Life is too short to let any of them take from you without leaving something good behind. Even if all t
Things To Remember When You Have Sex
Pool tables = rug burn hood of the car can be really hot the cloth on the alter at church slides slivers are harder to get out in more interesting places You get yelled at for it on an airplane it is possible but can be difficult on a moving motorcycle pine needles and sand stick to everything Champange bubbles tickle water is not a good lubricant(hot tubs) hotel headboards are not bolted on well crows and trains make great interuptions Laughing during can be fun but finishing is difficult when laughing Videos and pictures mean evidence that can be used against you Shower rods don't support much weight massage oil conducts electricity piercings are great grass = grass stains have a spare key for everything have a locksmiths number on speed dial keep wire cutters and bolt cutters in the room A HAND SHAKE IS ONLY A HAND SHAKE SEX CAN BE ONLY SEX know your limits and push them Try something new Will continue this late
Things That Make You Say Hmm
-if you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented -if people from poland are called ples why arnt people from holland called holes -when cheese gest its picture taken, what does it say -why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites -why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things -of horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? -why isnt 11 pronounced onety one -do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery -why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? -if a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled -why do woman wear evening gowns to nightclubs? shouldnt they be wearing night gowns? -if love is blind, why is lingerie so popular -when someone asks you, a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny -why is the man who invets all your money called a broker -why do croutons come in airtight p
Things We Learn
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt. Because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.
Things Niggas Should Realize
1. Long hair is not the most important factor. Some short hairstyles are bangin', short dicks ain't. Get your priorities straight, stumpy. 2. Definition of a gold-digger: Former innocent, loyal, sweet, heartbroken girl who has come to the conclusion that men just don't give a fuck about women and have nothing to offer besides dick, and money. Dick disappoints sometimes, money never does. 3. Just cause your loyal girlfriend forgave you for cheating, it doesn't mean things will remain the same. News flash: Any cute male "friend" that she may have had has now moved up a few notches, playa. 4. Big titties can't suck a good dick. Nuff'said. 5. Girls can fuck you and keep it movin' too. Stop thinkin' that if you fuck with us we're gonna catch feelings. Ain't nobody thinking about you nigga. Our boyfriend was just acting up that week. 6. The REAL freaks aren't the loud, obnoxious, promiscuous, titties hangin' out, tight everything on, excessive-makeup-wearing girls who emula
Things That Matter
Make sure those around you, both at home and at work, know how much you appreciate them and make sure you never spare a hug or a demonstration of affection, especially with your families. Although we go through life as individuals, we are each a member of a very complex and intertwined group of people who depend on one another greatly; it is only through our support and care of one another that we can truly find life’s balance.
Think I've Found A Fair Way To Distribute My 11's..
Salutes and the profiles of saluted members? What say ye? I just ran into a gal with 11 salutes. Over a month span, a member put effort into making 11 similar, yet all unique, salute photos. That earned my 2 thumbs up, and I dropped 11 of those 11s of mine for her. I figure, you took the time to show you're real.. there should be SOMETHING you get out of it right? Besides the bonus to points, that is. And also, don't expect a fan unless you're saluted from now on too. I hate looking like a fool when someone I thought was 'cool' or 'interesting', after taking time to browse and maybe talk to, turns into a chump faker.
60 Things Not To Say Ata Naked Party
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies? 28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow? 29. Ever
Things That Make Ya Go *fock!*
Guys & Gals... I Havent a damn Clue at this point who Im caught up with as far as rating pics and profiles and blogs and stashes AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! If I missed ya, send me a reminder message or something...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!~~Jenna
Things I Can't Understand Or A Rant.
Things I don't understand Time n time again I've heard these words You kind n sweet Sexy, hot, etc. Keep up the good work. I love the new poem, I like it; it touched my heart, Yet I don't see it, I know that I have a skill, But I don't have the talent that ya'll speak of, I know I'm not that bad of a looking guy, But I don't see the sexy or kind person that ya'll see, Maybe I'm blinded or just unable to open thy eyes, I don't know maybe its the lack of some one that cares to help me see, I don't under stand it n I just cant understand why I hear these lies, I'm lost n confused I'm the lost n wondering poet Z, Any more I'm complety out of my mind, I'm not here nor am I there, I am somewhere but never any where, I find my self wanting some body I may never meet in person, Wanting to hold them n just kiss them once, Yet they live miles n miles away, She has a little one that she has to worry about more than me, Even though I want her with me 24 7 I have a fe
44 Things A Girl Would Die For
Body: if your a nice guy.. read this ..if your a jerk learn this ladies:this will make you tear up :) fellas:read it,all of it! :) 1-touch her waist 2-talk to her 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss her slowly are you remembering this? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends keep reading 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST 19-tell her shes beautiful... not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! oh, and on that last one... u need to show her you mean it too
Thinking
I think to the point of destruction.
10 Things A Woman Wants In A Man,
Here are 10 things a woman wants out of a relationship at least in my view. 1. A man who can smile and laugh at her jokes even if they are really gay. 2. A man that can show a woman that having a good time doesn't necessarily mean sex, rather throwing silly string at eachother and watching a movie. 3. A man who can look at his girl on her sickest days and still find something to compliment her on. 4. A man who will take the time out of his day just to call and say "Hey". 5. We like a man that can cook! Even if his skills are limited to toasted cheese and soup! 7. We like men that will help those of us who are a bit ditzy on sports to understand the game. 8. We like men not to just notice our physical looks, this means our breasts and asses! Look up at our faces and talk to us directly. 9. We tend to like men who will come forward and ask us to try something new. 10. We like men to be themselves around us, you have nothing to show off to us, we fell in love wi
Things Seem To Be Going Well Lately
So my ex and I have been talking alot about things and parts of me obviously are still skeptical about if he's being honest with me or not but i guess if i truely do love him i should give him the benefit of the doubt and just see how things go. We aren't back together but we are hanging out to see what happens but he said tonight as it stands he sees us being back together. I always have said and so have alot of other people that him and I were meant to be togehter....i mean come on 8 yrs of happiness and turmoil and always ending up back together has gotta mean somethign LOL In all honesty i do love him and i always have...yeah neither of us was perfect and we fucked up alot in our relationship but maybe those things have helped us to grow n become stronger who knows....Parts of me feel happier but other parts i'm still not sure how i feel and for those of you who have read my past blogs and/or know what i'm takling about will understand cuz you know what's happened in the last sever
Thinking Way To Much
Maybe I am getting to that point where I want a guy permanantly in my life.... Some one who appreciates the same things I do........... Music, Dance, just the simple things....... Maybe Im just finally ready to stop being perverably single...... Stop just SEEING guys and acctualy date 1!!!!!!!!!! I dunno maybe I should just goto bed.......
Things In Your Everyday Life
I cant believe it is the end of january going to be febuary, it is a new year 2007 and the time is going by so fast! and Valentines Day is coming up... so it is time for people to let each other know their feelings, who has a crush on you and so forth... My daughter is a senior in highschool and my son is in the 5th grade. How fast time flies by, I remember when they were babies, Oh they were beautiful as they are now :) Hope everyone has a great day!!
35 Things I Want To Know About Ya
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST..I want to know 35 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You're on my list, so let me know..... JUST HIT REPLY TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. 1. Can you cook? 2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? 3. What talent do you wish you had? 4. Favorite place? 5. Favorite vegetable? 6. What was the last book you read? 7. Are you Dirty or Clean? 8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 9. Worst Habit? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 10. Do we know each other outside of myspace? 11. What's your philosophy on life? 12. Pessimistic or Optimistic? 13. What was your dream growing up? 14. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 15. Would you give me money or a slap in the face? 16. Tell me one weird fact about you: 17. Would you have my back or ki
10 Things I Really Hate
10.) Shoveling snow. Ok, maybe I just don't get it, but I have a really long driveway. There is 16 inches of snow on the ground, on TOP of the 2 inches of ice. And i'm supposed to get all of this out of the way for my stupid car to make it down the whole driveway just to reach Hawkins road which hasn't seen a snow plow in over a year?? That's a really long way. And the design of the shovel is baffeling. It seems to hinder more than it helps. It's going to be a long morning tomorrow... 9.) Mean people in big trucks. Big trucks do not mean you can be a big jerk, and drive however you want. Yesterday, in the bad weather, I made a last minute trip to the grocery store. It was icey, and bad, but right when I get to this huge hill that I slid all the way down, some idiot in this big truck decides he's going to PASS me on the way down. I have no control of my car, and you think you can just drive right past me? Ugh, I hope he ended up in a ditch, forced to eat his fat buddy in
Things I Find Kind Of Amusing On Ct...it's A Long One But Please Read Anyways Lol
Ok here are some things I find amusing. Seems like nobody pays attention anymore! Also seems like there is no originality anymore either! ~~~People comment the same things on the same pics.....what would help is if you looked at the other comments and come out with something different! You might get noticed more. I just saw a pic of somebody leaning on a tree..guess what almost EVERY comment said?!?! "are you holding that tree up or is it holding you up?" Ummm there are 53 comments on this one pic... on 1 page I counted 11 of the SAME one! lol Kinda funny! ~~~People do not read your profile. I have on mine that I am not here for a hookup I even have arrows pointing to it saying to read again..yes go look right right I will wait for you to come back........ok now that you looked adn laughed and then realised you never saw that...I will finish what I was saying. Soooooo many guys (you know you chicks do it also to the guys' profiles) will STILL email about hooking up. The answe
Things To Know About Me
I love to have a good time Partying is one of my hobbies I don't take things too seriously unless i need to I say the work fuck a lot I'm not a virgin... I have my tongue pierced as well as my nipples I go to college at BV and it's kicking my ass I love my friends, and family I think Wal-mart is taking over corperate America I'm very random I'm a dork I love me.. but then again.. who doesn' There's never a dull moment with me In almost every conversation I have, sex comes up I'm where the party's at.. lol and there's never a dull moment with me... oh ya.. and the president of our college knows about all of my piercings.... Keep it rocking.. Lots of uncreepy love Methy
Things That Make You Go Hmmm
where the hell are all the cherries at that like to talk or pick your brain or make you want to say something? im thinking it doesnt egsist. come out come out where ever you are.
Things And Such
well lets see umm....... work is boring because I have nothing to really do which is causing it to be a slow day............ so I guess i will write more when it comes to me
10 Things A Military Wife Gets Tired Of Hearing!
1. I don't know how you do it. Well, guess what? In all honesty, I don't know how I do it either. I just do. Because really, what other choice do I have? 2. I could never deal with it if my husband was gone for that long. Hmmm...how does hearing how someone else can't deal with it help me to deal with it? 3. Are you scared that something may happen to him while he's there? This one has always really perplexed me. Of course, I'm scared. I wouldn't be human if I wasn't. But being reminded of the fact that something may happen to him doesn't help me out. 4. Do you miss him? Every time I get asked this, I just want to respond "Oh, no, definitely not. I like it when he's gone. It gives me the chance to be all by myself 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Who wouldn't want that?" Of course, I miss him. Wouldn't you miss your husband? 5. I know just how you feel. My husband was on a business trip last month for three days and I just thought I would die. A
Thinking Of The Past!
When i look at you, all the I can see, are the decisions i had made quite suddenly, When I look at you, All that I know, Is the boy i grew up with the boy i used to know, Sometimes I wish things had stayed the same, so that the dream i once had would not have gone away, Sometimes I think that if I had not called, you would still be my fairytale and best friend overall, If only I had known how my life would change I would go back to that day when I gave it all away.
Things Alwaysget Fucked Up
well yeah. here i am. I feel so alone and confused. Like im a drifter with no home, and never will have one. Each time i think things are going really well the glass floor shatters underneath me, dropping me back into the depths. I often wonder what i did in a past life to give me this karma. Love? ha, its not an option in my life, and I realize that more every time I try. I love unconditionally, and I havent ever gotten that back in return. I am scared to make connections anymore to friends or anyone else, cuz it always seems to bite me in the ass. I have always told the truth, and somehow I havent I guess, well at least thats what I hear. Then one time i tell the truth and really dont want to, I frikin betray a friend, and hurt another, and still am the outsider with no real family. So what do you do? Tell everyone to fuck off? or pretend everything is okay and in the past? I dont know what to do right now, and Im not sure I will. Im getting to the point of just not caring and screwi
25 Things About Beautiful Angel
Everyone wants to know something about their friends... Yea, I'm the same way. So I decided to compile a list of 25 things about me so you can get to know me better. 1. I am scared of bees... even if a bee is 2 feet away from me, I go into hysterics. 2. I have a twin sister named Amanda (aka Manders). 3. I have a boyfriend who I love dearly, but still do not have 100% trust in him yet. He has to earn that. 4. I can be a big flirt sometimes. But would NEVER do anything to jeporadize my relationship. 5. I am in love with chinese food... I cannot get enough of it! 6. I cannot work out like most people. I injured my hip in a car accident in 04' and then again last year, but it healed incorrectly. Therefore I have extreme pain sometimes. 7. I love music. I love listening to new bands. I listen to metal, rap, R&B, reggaeton, Spanish, and rock. But I also listen to some classical, and blues. 8. I also love movies. I love horror (not the cheesy horror... House of 1000
16 Thing To Do At Walmart
Things To Do At Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around
Thinking Of My Friends
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror, where you could read it every day. You may not believe it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. There are at least 15 people in this world who love you in some way. 3. The only reason, anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. And always remember ... when life hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me
Thinking Of You
As the sunrises never forget how much I love As the sunsets never forget how much I love you As the moon shines bright in the sky above with the beautiful stars that surround the heavens .. ------------------------------------------------- Even when i'm not home I can still see your beautiful eyes, your soft hair, your warm smile and your sweet voice. I can hear your voice whispering in my ear saying, I love you Never forget how much I love you As the sunrises never forget how much I love As the sunsets never forget how much I love you As the moon shines bright in the sky above with the beautiful stars that surround the heavens Never forget how much I love you Your love lives inside me Your love goes wherever I go. I love you always and forever.
Things That Are Just To Funny
Things That Are Just To Funny Today 1. Some proof that my brother has actually had sex some time in the last two years lmao 29 and damn near a virgin again 2. When the girlfriends ex read your blogs and get pissed about what is said. Like its your fucken bussiness ya damn moron. 3. Got the where is the any key question today. LMAO i still about die laughing when i hear these. 4. Yes men scrach thier balls when they itch. That and well our dick is one of our best friends. 5. No something is not wrong with my shirt its my nipple rings, and yes my nipples are hard most of the time because this is the 4th time they have been pierced. 6. Yes i am an asshole, dick head, and mother fucker like these are things i have not said about myself. 7. No i talk about the military stuff all the time because i did not serve and still am not serving. Big fucken hint if i am still running operations then guess what. I am still in duhhhhhhhhhh. 8. I am teaching the class on se
50 Things You Didn't Know About Me
How tall are you barefoot? 5'11 or 6' 2. Is your hair naturally curly? nope 3. Do you own a gun? hi..have we MET???? Check the pictures...lol 4. Did the Elephants On Parade sequence in Dumbo give you the heebs? i never saw Dumbo 5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents" ? no..at the point where I don't care who likes me and who doesn't...yes, I'm getting crank in my older years 6. What do you think of hot dogs? Don't ask, Don't tell 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? the night Santa went crazy 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Full Throttle Blue Demon 9. Can you do push ups? I can eat push-ups...does that count?? 10. Is your bathroom clean? Yep 11. Is the Rocky series overrated? Yes 12. Do you like painkillers? With my back and kness damm skippy!!! 13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Ummm......pity?...LMAO 14.Do you own a knife? I cooked for 12 years, what do you think? 15
Thin Band
I saw you walking from across the street the other day I saw you but you didn't see me I laughed a little, you're still wearing that old coat I kept telling you to get rid of But seeing you kicked up dust in my mind A torrent of memories swirling, swirling in my spirit I recall the night we were sitting on the docks talking The moon was shimmering on the water You got on one knee and put a thin silver band on my hand It was so plain and ugly I thought to myself But it was all you could afford Even that took three months of overtime for you to pay off But you wanted a symbol of your love for me on my hand It meant everything to you to see it there every day You told me life with you would not be easy You didn't lie, you never did But your love for me was rich, pure, honest, and danced in the sun I was a princess of love But my love was a spoiled, demanding and selfish princess And so blind it would not come out into the sun with yours One terrible day I woke up and yo
72 Things Men Should Know
1. Don't worry, your dad didn't know what he was doing, either. 2. No, no--not that Spock! 3. Second thought, maybe you should worry. 4. Never tell anybody that you and your wife are "trying." We really don't need the visual, that's why. 5. Never tell anybody where your child was conceived, how long it took, or what song was playing. 6. Do not name your baby after cities, geographical points of interest, features of the solar system, seasons, plants, animals, or current television stars. 7. Your child, at birth, already has a deeply complicated relationship with his mother, and, for the first year, you are only a curiosity. For a couple of years after that, an amusement-park ride. Then, a referee. And finally, a bank. 8. If you want to subject your son to the unkindest cut, insist on a local anesthetic, since many pediatricians don't bother to use one. The anesthetic is for the kid. 9. Baby gas is lessened with a good nipple connection during f
10 Things Losers Do On Myspace
: ONE there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid. FOUR NOBODY cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. FIGHTING ONLINE is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still RETARTED. FIVE Quit crying b/c you're not on someones top 8. who cares? ITS MYSPACE!!! SIX Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up fruit!!! SEVEN If you have decided to read this, you are a true MySpace Fr
Things I Have Learned, Interesting Anecdotes
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember ....... 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. 5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. 8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. 9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. 10. A blonde said, "I was worried tha
Thinking About Going To Branson, Mo...
for just a quick get away in the late Spring. Does anyone have any tips or suggestions about what to do or stay while there??? Does anyone have any idea if it is worth looking at some specials that include hotel and entertainment tickets combination??? Just curious...
9 Things I Hate About People
1-People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V... remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
Things That Make You Go Hummmmmmmm
I am curious to know why women cannot put on masscara with their mouths closed...things that make you go hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...LOL
Things I Hate
Ok, it's been a while since I've been on Cherry, but hey at least I didn't forget about it...anyone to the point of this blog... I need to get somethings off my chest To the lady who talks on her cell phone while speeding down the main street in my city. You ever think to HANG up the phone and DRIVE?! I mean seriously, you swerve in and out of lanes, almost hitting me EVERY damn night when I come home from work, and you have the nerve to give me an evil glare? I'm not the one who can't see the white lines! Obviously if you can't stay in the street lines, I'd hate to see how you color. If you'd get off the phone maybe people would stop flipping you off and screaming at you. To my neighbor across the hall. I know you're old, and over-weight, but put a frigging shirt on! I don't really want to see your belly. And if I know on your door for something, like a corkscrew, answer the friggin door, I have no interest in anything you have in your apartment! I'm a cripple who can't eve
Thingie,s
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic >garbage bags with her, one in each hand. > >There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill >flies out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops >her..."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." > >"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I > can still find the others bills that fell out. Thanks for the warning!" > >"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? >"Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back > yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's > > a game a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower >beds!" > >"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each >time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say, $20 or off > >it comes!" > >"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs t
The Things In Life That Really Matter.
I love my male friends. They really know what matters in life. TweekerChickQC: I've missed you lately hon! TweekerChickQC: I thought you left me with someone with a small head or social retardation or something. NapalmMage: LOL Nah, things have just been heavy lately. NapalmMage: There is one plus to having a chick with a small head TweekerChickQC: What's that? NapalmMage: My dick looked friggin HUGE in her mouth.
Thinking Of Leaving The Tap
I never thought I would have to say this but I think now is the time to bring it up, I am Very Seriously thinking of Leaving Cherry Tap, I cannot Handle certain things that have been happening lately. All the Mixed Signals that I have been getting it seems like I have been thrown from Pillar to Post a Million times. I am Sorry To all my Friends and Family,and to all my Much Loved Internet mums out there but I just do not know how much longer I can Stand this Pain inside, I AM FALLING APART RAPIDLY
Things That Make Me Happy Today ♥
1. Dwayne for being a sweetie(this one is pretty much every day though! 2. w00t w00t for always making me laugh 3. Cadbury mini eggs 4. Pepsi Slurpee 5. my PS2 because it's gonna entertain me tonight
23 Things Parents Of Boys Should Know
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. ) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
25 Things Having Boys Can Teach You
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. ) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
Think So?
Your Personality Profile You are dignified, spiritual, and wise. Always unsatisfied, you constantly try to better yourself. You are also a seeker of knowledge and often buried in books. You tend to be philosophical, looking for the big picture in life. You dream of inner peace for yourself, your friends, and the world. A good friend, you always give of yourself first. The World's Shortest Personality Test
Things I Need To Get Done
1:take mom to her BDS appointment 2:replace the water heater at home 3:amend my relationship with the most important person to me 4:start this new job off well 5:find some way to pay off my brothers debt 6:fix my dads truck 7:try to keep in touch with my real friends 8:i know something else will pop up eventually
Think Before You Speak
maybe some of you have seen this? i dont know i just got it and thought it had some funny stories. Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... He knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men'
The Things You Treasure
Monday, February 5, 2007 The things you treasure What are the things you treasure the most? It pays to carefully consider them. Are the things you treasure things you have taken away from others or gained at their expense? Then those things will soon, in like manner, be taken away from you. Do you need to be dishonest about who you are in order to have and enjoy the things you treasure? Then those things can surely steal all the joy from your life. Or are the things you treasure the many ways in which you have given of yourself to the world? Then those good things will come back to you again and again, increasing in value and abundance. Are the things you treasure things you have worked with passion and purpose to contribute to life? Then those things will grow in power and influence, and will enable you to create even more real goodness. Look at the things you treasure, and you can see where your life will go. Choose wisely the things you treasure, and they will b
Things We Do For Love
You might stay at home and wait by the phone for that special man to call. If He does not,You may get angry, or cry your Heart out. When love is good, He will do things for you, He may not want to, just to be with you; Sitting by the fire or holding your hand, give You jewelry or trinkets, etc. Sometimes, it's just those little things that mean so much to you, and touches your heart, that shows or proves, He loves you. And when you hear his voice, you may no longer be angry, but filled with longing, and anticipation, awaiting his presence, his touch, his kiss.
9 Things People Hate About Everyone.
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $7 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, the
The Things I See
Through bloodshot eyes I peer out and see an unending pain The pain of men bound by manacles and chains Fastened together in the manners of beasts of burden Bound by yokes and reigns Because I walk with them I too feel their pain Victims in the continuing trade of slaves Locked into the oppression of mental and emotional caves A confinement perpetuated for years beyond their numbered days But sadly now it’s our own lust that binds us as slaves Hearts tainted and hopes of true freedom removed Like Stella we wonder aimlessly in search of our grooves Bleeding profusely from wounds no ointment soothes And it’s the children who truly suffer as a result of those removed Childhood smiles are replaced by anguished tears Asks of bravado are worn to mask young men’s fears While the indecencies of this system age them beyond their years And oceans of despair form from their families tears The things I see are mothers’ worst nightmares And they are not the only ones th
Thinking Woman
Never Argue with a Woman >> >> >> >> One morning the husband returns after several hours of >> fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with >> the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors >> out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. >> >> >> >> Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside >> the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you >> doing?" >> >> >> >> "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that >> obvious?") >> >> >> >> "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. >> >> >> >> "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." >> >> >> >> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you >> could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write >> you up." >> >> >> >> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual >> assault," says the woman. >> >> >>
Thinking Of You
Thinking Of You I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does he think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take me away to a better place Feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret maybe Losing my heart to a guy I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you are special But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you..
10 Things You May Not Know About Me
I did this on another Blog of mine, lets see if it catches anyones attention: 1. I firmly believe that life is too short for diet pop. Grab life by the horns!! Diet pop is crap! 2. I often hold complete conversations with myself, i even laugh at my own witty comments...because as my Mom always says, if you cant enjoy your own company, how the hell are you going to put up with anyone else? 3. I am actually very shy. 4. I cant stand feet, i would NEVER suck toes, EWWWW. 5. I love mayo, espeshially on my french fries, but it has to be REAL mayo, not that miracle whip shit. 6. Secretly i love to read romance novels but i will never be caught dead owning one. 7. I believe in magic. 8. I have never completed a story that i have written, EVER. 9.My favorite time of the day is early early morning, i just hate waking up to see it. 10. I talk to trees. Ok its your Turn!! Let me know 10 things about you.
Thinking About You
As I sit here thinking about you Everything seems right Even though nothing’s going the way it should Everything is fine for you and me Drama is normal Nothing we can’t handle As long as we believe It’ll be ok A dream A premonition A secret that I have from you I can tell that you keep something from me Although I don’t ask you about it I want to know I don’t know how long it’ll take for me to tell you mine How long with it take for you to tell me yours? I love you and that’s all that matters for know We can keep our secrets As long as you promise me someday I can know When I can trust you more than I trust myself that’s when I’ll tell you I know you love me too But I need you to try a little harder Is it too early to tell for sure? I believe it is We’ll just take it slow and hopefully someday we’ll be together forever Someday things will be perfect It will just be you and me together and happy Believe it or not But you saved me from misery I nee
Things To Do Before I Die
Make List Own every Beatles album Go skydiving Play guitar for a group of people (preferably in a gig setting) Write a song that gets quoted in AIM away messages and infos Become friends on a first name basis with a celebrity (Hey Johnny, nice movie you made there) Raise a family Make someone's life better Save a life Have sex on a subway train (a la Risky Business) Bonus points if it's to In the Air Tonight by Phil Collins Fill up my 288-disk binder with movies Never die
50 Things You Did Not Know About Saddam Hussein
Hasn't actually read the Koran, but has definitely skimmed the Cliff's Notes several times. Cries while listening to Carpenters albums. Busy burning all his valentines from Osama. Merciless chemical gassing of his own people was actually "a cry for help". Former school classmates who teased him now floating in jars in his den. Wants 239th palace to have an Elvis theme. Enjoys long walks on the beach and candlelit dinners after long day of overseeing brutal torture of dissidents. Bought an Abdomenizer after watching late-night infomercial, but it's just sitting on closet shelf in underground bunker. Has a secret plan for reducing desertion rate of troops in future wars to only 96%. Now privately admits that "Mother of All Battles" was actually more like "Third Cousin In Law's Niece of All Battles". Has a nervous habit of flicking his lighter when he sees oil wells. Has a soft spot for his Chief Torturer and presented him with a monogrammed soldering iron
Thinking Of A Facelift
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spent $15,000 and feels pretty good about her results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29." The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50.” Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!" While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, w
Things Folks Know
10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know but white people won't admit 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Jesus was not white. 3. Rap music is here to stay. 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller. 8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. 9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. 10 Truths White and Black People know but Hispanic people won't admit 1. Hickeys are not attractive. 2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate. 3. Jesus is not a name for your son. 4. Your country flag is not a car decoration. 5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter. 6. 10 people to a car are considered too many. 7. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies. 8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
Things I've Learned
Now that I'm going to be a daddy soon, I have been thinking of how I will screw up this poor kid's life by letting them follow my examples... so I have decided to compose an ever-growing list of truths I have learned over the years in order for them to quickly learn NOT to do what daddy does, and to follow his learned wisdom. 1. Your parents, for the most part, DO know what they are talking about. This was the first (and hardest) one for me to learn, personally. 2. Do NOT drink 3 cups of coffee before driving to work on days that you will get stuck in traffic. 3. Also, Milk and alcohol do not mix. EVER. Nor should you drink them even HOURS apart. 4. Kiss as many puppies/kitties as you can. They have a better grasp on life, and you'll need their friendship. 5. It's OK to borrow money- just NEVER from family OR friends. 6. You can never make action figures explode "cool enough" with fireworks, ever. It only leads to disappointment, and the depletion of valuable childhoo
Things Are Easier Said Than Done.
i wondered if i could put 5 rules in my life right now. 1) when you start something, finish it. remember to be efficient. 2) love unconditionally. 3) being late is never an option. 4) always remember that the world does not stop at you; it continues to revolve so keep up and if needed, start over. 5) everything is a one-time-big-time opportunity so enjoy. --- what are your rules?
Things That Make You Say Hmmmm...
1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? 2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? 3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? 4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your backside? 5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'? 6. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 7. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date? 8. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 9. Is French kissing in France just called kissing? 10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? 11. What do people in China call their good plates? 12. Why do people point to their wrist when
10 Things To Do Before I Die.....
10. be covered in blood and gore and take lots of pictures 9. see a mountain 8. punch someone in the throat 7. find THAT girl.... 6. get a pet kittie 5. mud wrestle 4. visit the mutter musem 3. get all the tats i have planned out 2. have my 25th wedding anniversary 1. watch my girls grow up
101 Things You Shouldn't Need To Know
It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. The plastic things on the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Maine is the toothpick capital of the world. "Bookkeeper" and "bookkeeping" are the only words in the English language with three consecutive double letters. The name of the dog on the Cracker Jack box is Bingo. Welsh mercenary bowmen in the medieval period only wore one shoe at a time. New Jersey has a spoon museum featuring over 5400 spoons from every state and almost every country. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's A Wonderful Life". Alaska is the most northern, western and eastern state; it also has the highest latitude, the most eastern longitude and the most western longitude. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. The metal part at the end of a pencil is twenty percent sulfur. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both pa
Things Kids Say...
Since Immortal Love complained she would be watching My Little Pony 50 times this weekend, it reminded me of David and his favorite movie growing up..."Rugrats in Paris" I am sure we watched in every weekend he was here for 2 or 3 years... usually several times. He had it memorized. I got it for his birthday.. probably 5th I think. We were watching it the night before his birthday and he said "Daddy, I know what I want for my birthday" I asked what. He said.."A new Mom". For those who never saw it thats the movie where Chuckie gets his new Mommy.
101 Things You Shouldnt Have To Know (repost)
subject: 101 things you shouldnt have to know (repost)THIS IS COOL date: 2007-02-09 14:07:12 It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. The plastic things on the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Maine is the toothpick capital of the world. "Bookkeeper" and "bookkeeping" are the only words in the English language with three consecutive double letters. The name of the dog on the Cracker Jack box is Bingo. Welsh mercenary bowmen in the medieval period only wore one shoe at a time. New Jersey has a spoon museum featuring over 5400 spoons from every state and almost every country. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's A Wonderful Life". Alaska is the most northern, western and eastern state; it also has the highest latitude, the most eastern longitude and the most western longitude. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. The metal part at
101 Things You Shouldnt Have To Know
It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. The plastic things on the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Maine is the toothpick capital of the world. "Bookkeeper" and "bookkeeping" are the only words in the English language with three consecutive double letters. The name of the dog on the Cracker Jack box is Bingo. Welsh mercenary bowmen in the medieval period only wore one shoe at a time. New Jersey has a spoon museum featuring over 5400 spoons from every state and almost every country. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's A Wonderful Life". Alaska is the most northern, western and eastern state; it also has the highest latitude, the most eastern longitude and the most western longitude. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. The metal part at the end of a pencil is twenty percent sulfur. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both pa
Things That Drive Me Crazy, A Work In Progress
Things that drive me crazy: 1. Long toe nails 2. Fuckers that drive with their turn signal blinking for miles. 3. When a couple at a restaurant sits next to each other in a booth. 4. When girls wear too small shoes and their toes hang off and curl over the front in a kung fu grip. 5. precious moments figurines. 6. Tough guys that bump chests and high five each other in public. 7. Spit in the corner of someones mouth. 8. Chewing with your mouth open. 9. Teva sandals. 10. Black socks & white sneakers. 11. When people add R's to words where the don't belong like "idear" and "liberry" 12. Those corny t-shirts that girls wear that say princess or spoiled. Get over yourself. 14. Vera Bradley pocketbooks. They are fugly. 15. The guy with the question mark suit in that infomercial. 16. When guys try to get your attention and make that fucking "Pssst !" noise. 17. the phrase "party like a rockstar". We get it. You are "crazy". Just stop. fuck
Thinking
eternity You’re perfect for me in every possible way, I love you so much no matter what you do or say, Our love is like art, a faultless design, I’m proud to say that I’m yours and you are mine, What I feel is deeper than any ocean, No word could truly describe this emotion, More divine than any pleasure, The length of my love is impossible to measure, As time goes on it still doesn't decay, I’ll love you the same as yesterday or today, When I’m with you it feels like my heart is flying, Love so true is undying, Thank you for all the times that we share, Love like ours is so rare, My love for you grows like height, Since I met you I seem to have lost my sight, What I feel for you I’ll never hide, Never leave you; I’ll be by your side, I’ll always love you, this I swear, I promise you I’ll always be there. Made specially for Joel
Things That Chap My Ass...
TODAY I HAVE TWO MAJOR BEEFS..THERAPISTS AND THE BRAINDEAD PEOPLE THAT GO TO THESE QUACKS....THE THERAPISTS MAKE THEIR 6 TO 7 FIGURE INCOME BY TELLIN YOU HOW MUCH YOU SUCK AND HOW THEY THINK YOU NEED TO FIX IT...ALL THE WHILE THEY'RE ENJOYING THE FACT THAT THERE'S SOMEONE STUPID ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY PAY FOR THIS SO MUCH THAT THEY'RE DOING NAUGHTY STUFF TO THEMSELVES UNDER THE DESK...DID I NOT GET THE MEMO?...I MEAN COME ON, IF YOU WERE SMART ENOUGH TO REALIZE THAT IT IS WRONG TO TOUCH THE NEIGHBORS SHEEP IN WAYS THAT PEOPLE WERE NEVER MEANT TO TOUCH SHEEP...AND THAT IT IS NOT THE MOST MORALLY CORRECT OR SANITARY THING TO DO...ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU'VE MANAGED TO PATENT YOUR OWN TECHNIQUE...YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL THE NEED TO GO ON MONTEL AND SHARE IT WITH ME WHILE I'M TRYIN TO EAT MY SPAM SANDWICH MAN...LOOK AT DR. PHIL...THE DUDE LOOKS LIKE A GIANT TALLYWHACKER WITH A MUSTACHE...DO YOU REALLY WANT A GIANT MUSTACHED TALLYWHACKER GIVIN YOU LIFE ADVICE?...WE'VE BECOME A BUNCH OF WHINING PANSIE
Thinking
Chills run up my spine A soul slowly turning cold Maybe this is like a sign Of what was about to unfold.. Blood stains soft wrists Sobs echo deep inside Curling fingers into fists These tears, I must hide.. Leaving me alone to die Watching me rip apart Laughing at me as I cry Slowly stabbing at my heart.. Salty tears keep increasing Burning skin as they fall Blood my body is releasing Little drops of pain so small.. Emotions stuck in a throat Escaping through wet eyes No more do I think I can float Silently pulled down by your lies.. Beneath the surface, I sink Drowning in tears and blood Tattooing my skin like ink Pain, my floor it does flood.
The Things That I Need
Back to reality as complex as it seems. I know that one day, I must pursue my dreams. Temporary madness that soon will subside and once again I will be down for the ride. I will follow my heart and this vision I see. A picture thats mental and painted for me. To describe this pure vision just cannot be done but I know in the end that I will have won. I will break out of this shell I have put myself in and once thats accomplished, I wont go back again. For this is the reason that I know I will succeed. Its no longer about wants but the things that I need
Things Going On With Me With In The Past Couple Weeks!!!
The past actually Year I have been dealing with anxiety issues going from not so bad to much worse in the past few months...I havent been able to leave my house and feel comfortable unless i was with people close too me...Well On Feb 9th I finally got to see a shrink and he prescribed me meds they are no joke I took one this morning and it kicked my ass hard I had to sleep and was knocked in and out most the day till 3pm. Then i knew I had to keep myself awake... Now I am figuring if one can do that and i have a 2 yr old to take care of im going to have to split it in half and see how that works...Then the doc wants me to take 2 b4 bed to help me sleep im thinkin ill stick to takin one till im more use to them...Then about a month ago I went to see my woman doctor to get a check up cause I havent been there in a few years so i wanted to make sure im ok...A week later I get a letter tellin me to call them for my results...I then find out they found abnormal cells that arent cancerous bu
Think Positive, Think
“When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." ~Jimi Hendrix "If you believe that you can do a thing, or if you believe you cannot, in either case, you are right." ~Henry Ford "Your beliefs become your thoughts, Your thoughts become your words, Your words become your actions, Your actions become your habits, Your habits become your values, Your values become your destiny" ~Mahatma Gandhi "Without the negative, we would have no capacity to differentiate the positive, so that the negative is a necessary precondition to the existence of the positive and our perception of it. So it follows absolutely that one is compelled to take a positive view of the negative. Ipso facto, the negative is positive due to its positive effect in allowing us to discriminate the positive from the negative. Therefore, the negative is positive. SO STOP WHINING, SHUT UP AND THINK POSITIVE." ~ The Sage, I. Tarius "Test Everything. Hold onto the good. Avoid every ki
100 Things To Live By
Let see just how many people read blogs and bullentines and other things we post. Here is a list that started it is called our 100 things to live by list. What I would like us to do is each person who reads this add several and if you can only think of one that is not already listed then just add one. Come on lets make a 100 things to live by list , okay?.. Remember this is all for fun and just to see if we can come up with 100 things to live by cool huh. 100 Things to live by!.... 1. Be a good friend 2. Be a good sister 3. Be a good brother 4. Be heathly 5. Be helpful 6. Keep a Secrets 7. Keep in touch with people I love and who love me 8. Buy a Home (Where You Truely Wont one) 9. Buy a Home just to be able too 10. Get a degree 11. Never be ashame of who I am 12. Be a person to be proud of 13. Always keep improving 14. Read something daily 15. Be informed 16. Be a good listener 17. Volunteer for a charity 18. Spend more time with family 19. Drink
Thinking...
Ever have so much to say thoughts jumble in your head? Ever think too many thoughts that soon you find you dread.. thinking of anything aside from your bed. Ever want to be alone, where no one hears you cry? Ever think perhaps, you'd rather not think why... thinking of the things that always make you cry. Ever wish for something great, that makes you feel alive? Ever think of tomorrows, you know cannot arrive... thinking will surely shorten your drive. Ever know in your heart, what you refuse to see. Ever think you could know, how things have to be.. thinking of the empty words given to me. A. Boudreaux 2007
Thinking Style
Your Dominant Thinking Style: Exploring You thrive on the unknown and unpredictable. Novelty is your middle name. You are a challenger. You tend to challenge common assumptions and beliefs. An expert inventor and problem solver, you approach everything from new angles. You show people how to question their models of the world. What's Your Thinking Style?
Things To Think About
Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier"
Things Going Great
Had a great one today. Got a couple more leads on jobs but better than that, I've got a very hot prospect and am expecting an offer by Wednesday. Went out and got a brand new battery for my pickup and so it's back in motion again. The snow has melted some and the winter storm that was predicted has been downgraded although it is still colder than I like. I got rid of the first piece of CT trash from my profile today, feels good. It was a child who was into playing games. I have no time for people like that. Fun is good but when you start talking criminal things, you go play somewhere else. It's gonna be a great week folks so smile and get that contagious good feeling started.
Things To Do At Walmart
Things to do at Walmart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around
Things To Do At Walmart
Things to do at Walmart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around
15 Things You Probably Never Knew Or Thought About
15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About 1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
Things About Me..........
I'm a sweet girl for the most part.... In person, i'm shy if i dont know you... I still play in the puddles after it rains... I love men with green eyes, they can melt me... I get my feelings hurt easily, but i'll never tell you..... I can't stand for someone not to like me.... I love fishing, used to go with my grandma when i was a little girl.... I love baseball, my favorite team is the Chicago Cubs... My favorite color is pink.... I try to act tough like i don't need anyone, but i do.... When i'm in my car driving, i turn up my music really loud and sing along....(especially oountry)... The only bone i've ever broke is my right thumb, i shut it in the door of my dodge durango...(yeah i know...dumb ass)... I only have one friend thats a girl, the rest of my friends are guys... I've never been loved by a man, not even my own father..... My favorite flowers are shasta daisies, tulips, and yellow roses... Lol... that being said..i have never got flowers.. My most prize
Things I Learned This Past Year On The Net
SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER I must send my thanks to whomever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to
Things We Go Thru
Billy made a promise but didn't end though Carrie had a dream but she threw it out the window Kevin met a nice girl who broke his heart and His friends never told him but they knew it from the start and... These are the things we go through Let's take control and be ourselves Let's not waste time wondering about How we're gonna make it out Wake up everyone around you Let's work until the clock strikes two Stand up for what you believe and shout to Here's another song from the youth that surround you Kyle's parents split up, he thinks it's his fault Little does he know that the time they're in was difficult Andrew she left home, said she had enough All she really wanted was somebody else there to love She's all along again, it's the same old argument And she needs a helping hand to help her find the truth These are the things we go through Let's take control and be ourselves Let's not waste time wondering about How we're gonna make it out Save me I'm al
Think It Is Possible...(wow I Am Being Ignored Today)
hey alllll happy hour again and i need a lil bit of love to level me up ya think ya got in ya pretttty please *wink* only 1397 cherry points to go.... a lil **M.I.L.F**@ CherryTAP
Things That Make Me Go Wtf!
This is true y'all. This morning I stopped at the gas station to put some gas in the minivan. Yea yea I drive a minivan, but its a sexy minivan. LOL Anyhow a Hummer pulls up to the pump next to mine and it has a bumper sticker that says "Save gas, ride a horse". Ok on aint that just fn' ironic. Hey putting a $100 in that precious Hummer is gonna just do the trick because they ride horses on the weekend. OK OK so they got the money to do that. Here is my other beef if you are not in the military or live in the mountians where roads dont exist why the F---K do ppl have them who live in the city. It just gripes my ass. Well happy campers that is my Lou-Rant for the day. Enjoy!!
101 Things About Me...
001: Real Name – Stephanie 002. Nickname – Stephie, mommy, mama, 003. Single or taken - Single 004. Zodiac Sign - sagitarrius 005. Male or Female -Female 006. Elementary School - a bunch lol waller road for the most part 007. Favorite Color - Pink & red 008. How many buddies on your aim – dont have aim 009. Screen name – kcangel3303 010. Hair Color - naturally dark blonde 011. long or short - med/short at the moment 014. Eye Color – blue 015. Are you health freak- nope 016. Height - 5"4 1/2 and damn proud of my 1/2 lol 017. Do you have a crush on someone – yes 018. Do you like yourself –sometimes 020. Think you're awesome – not really 021. Piercings – ears and tongue 022. Tattoos – 1...tramp stamp 023. Righty or Lefty - left ___Your 'Firsts'___ 024. Surgery - had pre cancer tumor removed from overies on my 17th b-day! 025. First piercing – other than ears was my belly button dont have it anymore though 026. First best friend – my grandmother 027. First Award –
Thinking Of You
A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coifed and shaved perfectly applied, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window. "I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. "Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait." "That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged ... it's how I arrange my mind. I already d
8 Things About Me
1.My favorite music artists Selina, Madonna, O-Zone,Jay-Z,Moi Dix Mois,X-Japan 2. My favorite color Green 3.Most used phrase "Bahhh" 4. My favorite type of guy A guy who is taller than me and who cares about me 5.Bad habits My randomness, Hard time pay attention, agreeing with you no matter what you say 6. Good habits I love to cheer people up, always fun 7. Something I Love I love all my friends...mostly christine the most 8.Things I hate I hate it when all a guy does it not care for me!! or a girl cos I like girls too. OR when the person I like moves wayyyy too fast
Thinking About Ending It
thanks to the people who entered in my contest. I'm sorry I couldn't start it.. Unless a miracle happens im going to end it.. take care oh yeah.. I HATE ICE ~~Timmy~~~
Thinking Of Changing My Main Pic
Ok would like input...thinking of changing my main pic but not sure which one I want to make my main pic. Any suggestions?? ......and guys remember I cant use a NSFW one ha ha ha
Things I've Learned
Things I've learned: Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 60 mph! You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience... The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck. If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs. Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need. It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror. Never be afraid to slow down. Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise. Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight. Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees y
Things Can Only Get Better
Things can only get better I am sitting in café waiting for my friends Kate and Molly to come in. I sit with my latte and muffin, just waiting for them to walk in and sit down and tell them my day. Looking back on my day while waiting goes back to how I woke up. Had a bad night same as I have for weeks now, it was all down to Mike. Mike dumped me two weeks ago, for a co-worker, a tall blonde and with massive breasts, so big that if she took her bra off she would fall to the floor. Cow! I was working and the phone went, carol from the next desk and handed the phone over and said it’s the prat again, as you guessed she never liked my taste in men. I said “hello darling.” there was a pause and then Mike said, “We have to talk.” Alarm bells rang in my head as I noticed a tone in his voice I had not heard before. “Bronte meet me outside as soon as possible” with that he put the phone down. I sat there wondering what it could be, I know he phones to talk about anything and everyth

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