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20 Things You Never Knew About Sex
1 Life emerged on earth about 3.8 billion years ago, but sex did not evolve until more than 2 billion years later. Dirty limericks emerged only quite recently, geologically speaking. 2 Sex—what is it good for? Scientists are not sure, since asexual reproduction is a better evolutionary strategy in some important ways. 3 For those who refuse to commit to one strategy: The hermaphroditic earthworm Dendrobaena rubida has both male and female genitalia. If it cannot find a partner, the worm doubles up so that its female bits and male bits can go to town. 4 Although famously monogamous, female Adélie penguins slip away from their mates occasionally to couple with unattached males. They exact a fee (pdf) for such a dalliance—stones to bolster their nests—not unlike certain people. 5 Some talented penguin teasers can get a gift even without putting out. Again, not unlike certain people. 6 Barbary macaques have a distinctive way to get their mates to make a sperm donation: yelli
The Things I Think About So Much That It Hurts My Brain
The Things I Think About So Much That It Hurts My Brain! Current mood: contemplative Category: Life I never thought it would come to this. A time when I didn't know what to say or to write. Speechless in these days have I become. So many things I would like to say, but something keeps getting in my way. Fear of what people may think of me? maybe. Fear of what I'll think of myself? It's a possibility. I may release the madness and melancholy that I have fought so hard to keep. What of me then? Will I become just another face in the crowd? Someone too simple and therefore is overlooked because of her silence?! Yes, what would become of me then? Some would welcome the quiet and peace, but can I? Can I let go of such opinions and outlooks? Of words that make them ponder? All these questions run through my head daily, and daily I push them away for another day. I fear I will lose the words that have made me quite sought after. Not famous even in the sligh
Thinking About My Fam And Friends In The Military
So my mom has the CMAs on tv and Im sittin here listening to my music on my computer. For a brief moment I took off my head phones (intentionally to ask a question) and happened to listen to the tv. A woman was on there speaking of how she lost her husband overseas and how music has helped her get through the pain. As soon as she was done speaking, Carrie Underwood sang a song called Just a dream.. I listened to every word when I thought about all of the people I know who have gone overseas and how fortunate I am to have them still with me. A lot of people arent so lucky... Robert (William) Martin, Matthew Brooks, Shaun Bush, Earl Cranford, Randy Gaona, Arlesha Henderson (my sister from another mama), Patrick Oconnor, Josh McCafferty, TJ Weeks and My Uncle Rick Castle!! I love each of yall! You all mean so much to me in different way!!! I appreciate yall more than you will ever know.... Matt- Even though I waited for you to come home and u decided you didnt think it was right f
Think About It
just sitting here wondering how many true relationships are formed here in Fubar.very interested in what everyone thinks about it.
60 Things Women Should Know.....guys, Please Come Comment If This Is Right.
60 things most girls don't know Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6're a HOE) --"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. --Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. --Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. --Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. --Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. --Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. --A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. --Boyfriends need to be reassured
Things That I Almost Forgot
I've been a way for a bit and have recently noticed a few things about this place that had escaped my memory. I'll lay them out here for you. I find the humor in everything, so if you think this applies to you... then don't get offended, just laugh, it's funny. -Stalker profiles: The profiles with no salute, and are either a fairly attractive woman or some obscure cartoon figure. They stop by your page, often several times a day, and never rate a thing. These don't bother me, I just don't understand why people can't say 'hi' -The "I am too hot for you to flirt with me" profile: This one is always one of my favs. They have a half-dozen pics in which their vagina is hanging out (not that I mind, usually) or they are wearing lingerie that hasn't fit them since 1995...usually positioned right next to a few pics of them with their kids.. But their profile is filled with 'Don't flirt with me.. I don't want to see your cock..or my fav.. u wishn u wuz me' -The Mummers that are smar
Things I Hate Part 2!
... i hate when people make noises when they eat... ... i hate when people over use a phrase ... ... i hate when people smell like cats ... ... i hate when people clear they're throats near me... ... i hate when people touch my kid ... ... i hate when dogs smell people's butts ... ... i hate the way birds smell... ... i hate how cats look sooo snobby ... ... i hate the way animals smell in general... ... i hate when people smell like vinegar ... ... i hate when people have GREEN teeth... (what the fuck is THAT) ... i hate when people smell something gross and then make you smell it too... ... i hate when someone checks my purse to see if it's real! (UGH!! BASTARDS DUH!!) ... i hate when people ask me "is that ur kid?" ~no asshole... i found this kid on the street and i took her home i really don't know who the hell she is~ ... i hate how old womens bewbs look like two oranges in some panty hose... ...damn... im a hateful person huh... oh and i hate that you agree...
40 Things About Sex....guys Take Notes
I did not write this, but I totally agree that these are 40 things guys should NOT do. Take notes guys! 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5) BITING
12 Things Parents Should Do In Case Of Childhood Obesity
Obesity among children has reached epidemic proportions in many countries. The World Health Organization says that worldwide an estimated 22 million children under the age of five are overweight. A national survey in Spain revealed that 1 out of every 3 children is either overweight or obese. In just ten years (1985 – 1995), childhood obesity tripled in Australia. In the last three decades, obesity in children aged 6 to 11 has more than tripled in the United States. Childhood obesity is also extending to developing countries. According to the International Obesity Task Force, in some parts of Africa, more children are affected by obesity than by malnutrition. In 2007, Mexico occupied second place in the world, behind the United States, for childhood obesity. It is said that in Mexico City alone, 70 percent of the children and adolescents are either overweight or obese. Pediatric surgeon Dr. Francisco González warns that this may be “the first generation to die before their parents
The #1 Thing Of My Life
the number one thing about me is that i love boys and i because of the way they treat me and of crouse best thing about realtionship and i also love my lil nesse i love her she is just a newborn and i love taking care of her will my sister is at work so i love kids
Think About This...
An economics professor at Texas Tech said he had never failed a single student, but had once failed an entire class. The class (students) insisted that socialism worked since no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer. The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on socialism." "All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A." After the first test the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who had studied hard were upset while the students who had studied very little were happy. But, as the second test rolled around, the students who had studied little studied even less and the ones who had studied hard decided that since they couldn't make an A, they also studied less. The second Test average was a D. No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around the average grade was an F. The scores never increased as bickering,
Thinking Of You..
Somewhere there is someone that dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile, so when you are lonely remember it’s true, someone somewhere is thinking of you..
30 Things Your Pizza Guy Will Not Tell You...
******13 Things Your Pizza Guy Won't Tell You****** 1. My other line is ringing, so choose the toppings before you call. Remember: It's a pizza, not a lifetime commitment. 2. We know when kids are prank-calling us. They can't mask their voices very well. The smart ones block the phone number. The dumb ones don't. 3. If I drop your pizza on the way, sometimes I'll shake the box to get the cheese to slide back on right. 4. Patience, please. It takes about 20 minutes to go from raw dough to fully baked pizza. And then I have to drive to your house. 5. In some neighborhoods, a kid getting out of a car with a pizza in his hands is like screaming, "Rob me! I have cash!" That's why we won't deliver to some neighborhoods. 6. When you see me drenched and shivering in the rain, it's not nice to close the door in my face while you search for some quarters in the sofa cushions. 7. When you open the door, please hang up your cell phone or put it down. It's basic etiquette. 8
30 Things Guys Should Know Abt Girls!
30 things guys should know about girls 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like you do. 2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. 8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did. 9. You can be
Thinking Of Leavin Fubar For Good
Things I Like
What is it that you absolutely need sexually? intense passion and tons of foreplay What is something you have always wanted to try? there isn't much i haven't tried...the stuff not ventured into is stuff i'm not interested in What is something you have never done in bed before? female or multiple guys...don't plan on it either! What time of day do you like to have sex? all day if possible...shoot when the mood hits it is on! What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? him... How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? lol almost instantly so not long at all If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? excited Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? not really...better if we together doing it tho Have you ever faked an orgasm? what girl hasn't but i have learned a nice trick so i never have too again What Part of your body are you self-conscious abou
Things About Me...stole From Moet
1. Where do you go to shop for clothes? Mango, the mall 2. Do you buy your own groceries? - Yes.. definitely 3. Do you think people talk about you behind you're back? - Definitely.I'm a cunt 4. When's the last time you had a sour gummy worm? - Don't know 5. Whats your favorite fruit? - many.. mangos,banana... 6. If there was a fire, what would be the first thing you would grab? - my daughter and laptop 7. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel? - no 8. Have you ever tried to build something? - yes a banana soft toy 9. Do you play with legos? - No 10. Do you play with barbies? - no 11. Who's your favorite Disney Princess? - no 12. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? - no 13. Would you rather have blue skin or purple skin? - blue 14. Have you ever gotten a sunburn? - no 15. Have you eaten snow? - no 16. Have you watched Star Wars, any of the six? - yes all.."Luke, I am your father"my f
Things That Changed My Life Foreever
Things that has changed your life............... Either bad or good....... 1... for me was getting married in '93 2... was when ((Mary's)) dad died in my arms in 2001 3... was 2005 when step son gradation 4... 2006 when my First Grandson was born 5... was when my step daughter gradation in 2007 6... the worst thing is when my wife of 14.7 years (( and together for 18 years)) Passed away on me (2007) and i know who reads this probley won't understand it.. but helps me to right down stuff and to deal with my Pain...........
Things Just Keep Getting Worse And Worse Around Here
I'm seriously considering leaving this place, no one chats anymore..all anyone cares about is leveling...this place was fun when I first joined, people wanted to chat..have fun and bs. The majority of people on my friends list will not even know I'm gone, all most care about is that I'm rating all their stuff, but when I ask for anything...I don't get it, hell even asking for one of my friends to own me before it expires...not one person did, most on here are selfish and are here for themselves, well I'm not that way, I care about my friends and love chatting with them, I've said I would never delete my account, because I would come back to check on my real good friends, but there's no reason for me to be here, seems most don't appreciate all the hours and time I've spent on their pages rating their pics, to those who have helped me along the way, I really do appreciate it and will never forget it, but what it comes down to on this site is u have to spend a crap load of money or have a
Think You Can Write?
I need someone who can research and come up with new ideas and write small blogs about them. Anything related to the environment, renewable energy, saving money and the environment at the same time, tax incentives for installing solar or wind energy, tax incentives for buying a hybrid car, and green tips on reducing your carbon foot print. Those are the basic ideas. My goal is to help others learn to be more environmentally concerned and friendly while at the same time build a group of blog followers that I can market my new ideas for my company Solar Arise Corp. I'm hoping I can get input from people so that I can get good ideas about what they would want out of an electric company and how I can meet their needs better than anyone else. I'm also hoping it will show others that as a corporation we actually care. The length of the blogs is not important as long as they hold substance. It could be a simple question or statement as long as it conveys or sparks and idea. If anyo
Things I Love About A Woman
What is there not to love really..... Soft skin that warms to the touch and makes you forget all your troubles if even for a minute. All their sweet smells from all of their lotions and perfumes. The way a sexy set of eyes can make you melt when you think you're a tough guy. The look they give when you take them and hold them just before you make love. The trust in their eyes when they open that robe and walk up to you with nothing on but a nervous smile. Complete satisfaction when my warm hands are going over her body. Exploring every place as it was the first time everytime. Naughty giggles when I go places that are "forbidden". Atleast for the moment. Nothing is better to me in the world then a sexy woman. All you ladies deserve the best. -G-
Things Southerners Are Born Knowing ... If They Are True Southern
Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress relievers. Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them are history lessons. The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit. Pretty much how many fish or collards greens make up a mess. What general direction cattywumpus is. That "gimme sugar" don't mean pass the sugar. When somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be long. The difference between Yankee's and damn Yankee's. How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store. Knows what, "Well I Suwannee !!" means. Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits !! A good dog is worth its weight in gold. Real gravy don't come from the store. The War of Northern Aggression was over state rights, not slavery. When "by and by" is. How to handle their "pot likker". You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody. A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddy's pants up. The differences between a redne
Thinking About Things
  I been doing alot of thinking maybe im better off in Azorina i lived down here in south Carolina for about six mo. and i dont know anyone here where in Azorina i made friends that liked to hang out and go places i do have someone down here that i care about and moved from AZ to be here i just feel like im beind ingored most of the time like im not even here the one i care about here rather go places with her friends but when i ask it's i don't wanna go it seem like she is spending more time with her friend or maybe im just shelfish. Maybe it is that im around all the time but will i be missed if i stay in AZ when i go in a mo. is that what it takes to realize there's more to do then computer and games and texting most of the time?   Where i used to live in AZ everyone i meet was really nice and helpfull the place where i used to live the landlord wants to rent the place to me for 300.00 a mo. i used to help them out when i was living down there and did vonlinteer work at a ranch the
Thin Skinned People
wow i can;t believe how childish soem of u people are. u put a picture on, expect an honest rating from me. now if u want me to rank ur personality, then by all means, talk to me. be real. be a nice person.  i honestly think beauty is farther then skin deep. but seeing as to how i don't know  any of you's, i'm judging ur picture based on solely looks. so if i give u a low rating, then please, show me that u deserve a better rating by taking it like a man (or woman), any way but like a child. this is why our country is so fucked up, politicians and bigwigs sucking up and flattering and not being honest with each other. if we all learned to be honest and speak our mind and grow a thick skin, the world would be a better place. and frankly, its not really the politicians that are fucking up our country and world, its the childish people on this site that act like infants. please people, grow up! this is our world, so act like an adult, get treated like an adult, and u might make a fucking
The Things I Love About You
The Things I Love About You I love the way you make me laughI love the way you make me cryTears of joy stream from my eyesAs I hear your voice, a loving surprise.I love you when you're angryI love you when you're sadI love you when you're gladWhen you tell me of the day you hadI love you trulyI love you deeplyEver since the dayI let you meet meI missed you when you leftI miss you now more than everMaking a mistake that I regretHoping that you are a forgiverWithout you, my life is strifeBut now I ask for a second chanceBe with me and start a lifeTogether forever, an eternal danceI wait for you as the days go byMy love is growing inch by inchI cannot wait to see you againBut I wait for you, and your warm kissI love you   @portrican princess
Things To Remember
*No matter where you are going in life there is always someone there to throw you off course.   *If you regret anything you have done in your past think back because that is what got you where you are today.   *There is no guarantee that love will find its way to your heart until you have a child.   *When life gives you lemons grab the tequila and have the best fuckin party anyone has ever been to.   *Never assume your heart knows what is best when the voices in your head are tellin you different.  Them voices were put there for a reason.   *Broken hearts can only heal when you let them.   *Never settle for what could have been when you can fight for what you know is.     A wise woman once said that the fastest way to a man's heart is with a kitchen knife. LOL  Not really well maybe but it aint worth the time in jail if the body is found.   Best advice one can get:  Fuck em and Leave em cuz that is what they are planning first. (ok maybe not all of them sometimes it ta
Thinking Of You
I think of you often   and my feelings are real.   I don't want to be just another friend,   for the thought of you in my life seems so surreal.   I wonder if you think of me like I think of you,   Can you feel me when my heart swells with delight   when I think of you in the morning   and on into the night.   Can you feel me when in my dreams   I am holding you so tight.   Our eyes held in a gaze   and everything just seems so right.   Can you feel me when I say those words from   my heart that are soulfully true.   Can you feel me when my thoughts run with passion,   and are only of you.........   Can you feel me?????   Can you feel me???
Things That I Find Disturbing.
People using the word sexy to describe Excel spreadsheets. A little over a year ago I noticed people using sexy to describe things like new computers/technology and I have always heard people use that word to describe cars and I guess in a way if that's what you like it makes sense. However, when a coworker was showing me an excel spread sheet and he said "now that's sexy" I got a little vomity. Old men with candy in their pockets. When I was 19 I worked at the Clinique counter in the mall. A guy who worked at a shoe place I would check out on my breaks took a liking to me. He was probably only 45 but he had long gray hair he kept in a pony tail. One day he walked up to me and pulled some butterscotch candy out of his pocket and asked me if I wanted some. My first reaction was to yell "help! I need an adult!!" like mom had instructed me to do when I was 5. My second reaction was the same Guys who work at women's shoe stores. I think that's an Al Bundy thing. It's really not all t
Thinking Of You.
Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile,and finds in your presence that life is worth while.So when you are lonely, remember it's trueSomebody somewhere is thinking of you.
25 Things Aboutme
1. I have been lost at times where I dont know what direction i am heading...happen to be in one of those times right now. 2. One of my greatest friends is Ellen...I really truely believe she was sent to me to help me get through school..she is an awesome woman. 3.My 3 boys are my world . I would do anything for them. I miss my oldest boy like you would not believe. 4. ok some stuff you might not know about me ...i played football in middle school....i also played on the boys baseball team...I played a mean game of vollyball... and could play the violin like a pro...*sigh* wish i had one now I miss playing the violin. 5.The last year i have woke up on a lot of things i had put blinders on for. School helped me open my eyes to alot of them. Alvarez and Lisa was two of the greatest in my healing seeing them open up made me feel like I could open up and not be judged. 6.I am addicted to this online thing...all I have to say about that.... 7.i have major dreams and hope to realize them som
The Things I Love About You
  THE THINGS I LOVE ABOUT YOUI love the way you make me laughI love the way you make me cryTears of joy stream from my eyesAs I hear your voice, a loving surprise.I love you when you're angryI love you when you're sadI love you when you're gladWhen you tell me of the day you hadI love you trulyI love you deeplyEver since the dayI let you meet meI missed you when you leftI miss you now more than everMaking a mistake that I regretHoping that you are a forgiverWithout you, my life is strifeBut now I ask for a second chanceBe with me and start a lifeTogether forever, an eternal danceI wait for you as the days go byMy love is growing inch by inchI cannot wait to see you againBut I wait for you, and your warm kissI love youcopyright jas 2007
Thinking Online/outloud
maybe if peeps who commented on mumms with some serious answers, there wouldn't be so many depressed peeps.  Be cool to the peeps online as you don't know the entire situation, only what you read in the mumm itself.  Don't judge by a pic or a single mumm question.  Be cool and respect each other as you would want that same treatment back.  If you feel that this blog crosses the line then keep the shut to yourself as that line of thinking is the immaturity and judgement that comes with it. 
Thinks To All
i wood like to say hi to everone here and hope everone is haven a good day hope to make lots  of frends on  here
The Things We Do As Humans
i know i can't be the only one who feels this way.  sometimes feelings feed into the things we do rationally or irrationally.  i think before we decide to jump into things you must know yourself first.  i thought i knew myself, but realized that i didn't in some weird way.  i looked for nurturing because i didn't find it in my life and things went awry.  i am left hurt and feeling like i am worth nothing.  i don't know why i let myself get emotionally involved and get used, but i guess thats the MO i need to break out of.  hell, i don't even let people in my life unless i've known them for a while, but sometimes you take a chance and fear rejection and guess go in with arms wide open and find out that you are rejected in the end. i plan on taking some time to know myself and to know when the signs are heading for the irrational risk taking events.  when its all over i know that its like falling off a top cliff and hurting everywhere from pain and then crying in agony.  
Thinking Of You-poem
I think of you often, and remember you in prayer. I ask the Lord to help you with the burdens you must bear. If he doesn't remove your burdens, he'll carry them for you. So, be encouraged, for he's promised this to do. I also ask the Lord to bless you, and to meet your every need, and to help you read his Word, and to give it earnest heed. Yes, I think of you often, and I remember you in prayer. And I want to challenge you to cast on God your care. Now I ask you to pray for me, for I am needy, too. And as we pray for each other, great things God will do
Things Men Have Said To Me:
Guy 1: 1a. "Hmmm. Well I've got $300 burnin a hole in my pocket. Its yours if you let me get with ya. "- Yes I'm a prositute...uh no. 1b. "Okay fine. $400. That would be cool with me." 1c. Ok I can understand. How about $600 for your time. That's more than fair. 1d. "so what would be agreeable.  perhaps i can give you $700 and we can be together and go to dinner as well"   This weekend okay with you?-Seriously can a man take rejection? I'll continue to add as time goes on.....
12 Things To Remember
12 Things to Remember...   Some of you have already seen the 12 Things to Remember video from The SHIFT Project.  I thought it would be great to send you the video's inspirational message in written format.   Here it is:     1. Life is short. If you are stressed, worry, eat unhealthy, or focus on the negative "stuff" - your life will end up being even shorter.   2. Your troubles of today are only temporary. Look for the silver lining. If you look hard enough, you will find the silver lining and it will make all the difference in how you perceive your situation and how you feel. 3. When things are good in your life, they will seldom become great. We rarely make changes when things are good. Only when we hit rock-bottom, are we forced to make changes -and that will lead you to greatness. So, if you have hit rock-bottom, hold on to your socks and start celebrating because... your greatest life is just around the corner! 4. Stop staring at the closed door (the negative stuff). 
Thinking About My Friends
You can kiss your family and friends good-bye and put miles between you, but at the same time you carry them with you in your heart, your mind, your stomach, because you do not just live in a world but a world lives in you.
Things That'll Win My Heart
Okay, since I posted the last blog about things that piss me off, I figured I should write somethings that'll win me over! You should be happy, I never let people in the inner workings of my masterminding brain, heheh. *clears throat* How to win over the black, icy heart of Lucifer's Muse: ~Remember the little, trivial things about me. ~Don't take me for granted. ~Make me smile atleast once a day. And a laugh goes a long way. ~Surprise me, even though I tell you I don't like surprises. ~Stroke my face in a loving way. ~Hold my hair back when I puke. ~Laugh at my jokes, even when they're lame. ~Come back with a wisecrack when I lay one on you. ~Be a man. Know when it's okay to stand your ground. If you let me walk all over you, by the gods, I will. ~Treat me like a lady. ~Be good to my children. ~Don't be on the computer all day and night. Get out and do something with yourself! Hell, I'll help you work on the car. I'm not above getting dirt under my nails. I know this i
Things To Ponder
Why some soldiers go into battle without even wondering why just do as they are asked even when others ask them why they have no answer other than my country needs me? A country boy will survive anywhere he is placed but continues to look for the country however a city boy can't survive outside the city? A soldier will lay down his life for what he believes in and protect those around him with no questions asked but come home at times to ridicule and say that is why I fight? Why is it easier to go with the flow of things and complain rather than make a suggestion to do the change that you see needs to be done? Why do we tend to push those away we love at times to protect them instead of drawing them closer into us? Did you know that it takes less muscles to smile than it does to do anyother facial expression. Never figured this out why do we need peace and quiet to think cause we should be able to think at any point and time shouldn't we cause we have to make decisions in life co
Things Left Unsaid
Things left unsaid can come back to haunt you.So many times I've been afraid to speak my mind.To many ways that I keep the hurt inside.Things left unsaid keep me inside myself.Pain accompanies the dread in my heart. Did I do what is right?Am I torturing myself?Afraid to let go, afraid of fear?Things left unsaid can be my downfall.Life spirals out of control, falling forever down.Trying to pick up the pieces of a shattered heart. Things left unsaid break it up worse.A pulsing throb turns into a stabbing pain.To remove the knife, to forgive, not sure if I can.Things left unsaid are complicated as is.Hearing your voice, tears at my soul.Hearing your voice, rips the healing wounds back open.Things left unsaid, will never be again.All will come out.Things will never be left unsaid again.
Things On My Mind!
Since I've been sick with cervical cancer I've learned alot, for one it's not fun at all. Two your not able to do the things you onced loved or have the time to spend with your family, it takes a toll on your body an let me say with being 32 it has hit my ass hard. I don't really want to do anything but sleep which they say is normal however take at least a 30min walk a day, not saying all at once just so long as it's the 30mins, anyways I feel as if I'm alone on this and no one understands besides those who have went through it... I know my husband & family have been there for me throughout this whole time but still an all I feel as if I'm a baby all over again, John (MY HUSBAND) had grounded me from doing anything at all which makes me so damn mad cause I can't sit around just not that type of person. Well I think I've vented enough for now, just remember to read up on all cancers no matter how long it takes it'll be well worth it..... Thanks for listening and have a wonderful mother
Things That Make Men Proud Of Themselves
There are a lot of things that us men do that are just plain awesome. We are without doubt cool as fuck, and it’s things like these that reinforce this in our own heads. HAVING A THIN BIT OF WOOD - in the shed, solely to stir paint with. If you don’t have one of these, get one asap. And some paint to stir. The piece of wood must always have paint to about halfway up it from the last time you used it. KNOWING WHICH SCREWDRIVER IS WHICH - “A Phillips? For that? Are you mad?” And intuitively knowing which way to turn when using a screwdriver, wrench or any other tool. HAVING EARNED THAT PINT - Since the dawn of time, men have toiled in the fields in blistering heat. Why? So, when it’s over we can stand there in silence, surveying our work with one hand resting on the beer gut while the other nurses a foaming jug of ale. Aaaah. OPENING JARS - She’s struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn’t. Jars are men’s work.
Things To Live By
ONE.. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you ,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?' FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. FIFTEEN.
The Thing
It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere!             It’s called Prayer!             God bless ur naughty mind
I was fucking kidding myself I tried to change who i was to be with someone.  I know some of the changes were for the better but now that things have so drastically changed and I see things for what they really are I gotta ask myself was I trying for the wrong person? I never figured out how someone could tell you that they love you and then just walk away like nothing ever happend, are these people just heartless fucks or did I just give my heart to the wrong person?  I think I need to learn this trick.  Mayb they dont even know they do it hell I dont know and I guess I probably never will but you know what I dont wanna know I like the fact that I am a caring person and I like the fact that I am trying and doing it on my own.  Best of all I like that you really get to see how a person is when everything is said and done. I am sorry that I lost him cause yea I did and do truley care.  Well I guess it just goes to show you no matter how old you are you still gotta try new things cause y
Thinking Of....
thigns i do care alot for,love is important   to feel, receive and to ive to  family and friends.. show people u  really care
Thinking about our live's together.Hopping it will be forever.You say all we have is time.I'm hoping our love isnt a lie.
100 Things About...just Read It :p
001. I'm left-handed.002. I'm very punctuationally-minded, but I rarely use seperate paragraphs.003. I'm Dyslexic.  Or, dyslexic I'm, if you prefer.004. I play guitar.  Right-handed.  And I refer to it as a "git-fiddle"005. I was a vegetarian for like 6 or 7 years.006. I taught Tae Kwon Do for several years, before I abruptly gave it up.007. I have brown eyes.  They shift colors, though, to a greenish-grey.  Never could figure out why.008. I will only eat cake if it is in a bowl full of milk, like most people would eat cereal.009. I'm ALWAYS thirsty.  And, no, I'm not diabetic.010. I tried to invent a musical form known as "techno-grass," but it didn't work.  And thus I was out the $15.00 I paid for a banjo at Salvo.011. "If I could be any kind of a vegetable, I would be a carrot."  If you can name the show I stole that quote from, you're a bigger nerd than I am.012. I hate computers, but I haven't yet found a way to browse the web on my surf-green typewriter.013. I'm easy to amuse.  I
100 Things I Betcha Mighta Notta Known About Me
1) i probably wont come up with 100 things but ill try my hardest 2) i am a hopeless romantic 3) the notebook makes me cry everytime i watch it 4) i have blue eyes but the change with the colour of my shirt 5) i lived in the city for 5 yrs and hated every minute of it 6) i hate martha stewart but usually watch her show daily 7) i loath doing dishes but if you were to give me a dishwasher i would never use it 8) im too smart for my own good and tend not to show it 9) sometimes i think i was born in the wrong generation 10) im a loyal person. im the friend that everyone tends to run to when they have a problem bc they know ill listen and try to help and the gf that will never cheat on you and stay by your side thru it all 11) ive had my heart broken more times then i can count and usually by the same guys 12) i love playing sports but hate to watch most 13) i get bored easily 14) i hate the internet but would die with out it. 15) i love photogarphy and would much rather be
Things Just Keep..............
Things just keep on getting worse. Found out today, that my job ends on the 29th of this month, not the 15th of june!! Which is great, I haven't even got a lead on a job yet. Now I have to try even harder, to get one. So yea I am having a bad day. I will land on my feet, like always, but I am depressed over this.
Things That Annoy Me
1. H1N1. Get over it people. It's all the same. Bird flu, SARS, west nile, MRSA. everybody makes such a big f-ing deal over things that have been around, and will soon be out of the spotlight. Just wash your f-ing hands and you'll be ok. 2. Stop sending me stupid messeges in my sb saying "you're hot" or you're sexy" I don't care. I want the 0.1 second of my life I waste reading that crap! 3. If you're the time of person who's all boohoo, pity me, pity me don't talk to me. I have no sympathy for those who are constantly looking for it.
20 Things You Didn't Know About..... Sex
1. Life emerged on earth about 3.8 billion years ago, but sex did not evolve until more than 2 billion years later. Dirty limericks emerged only quite recently, geologically speaking. 2. Sex—what is it good for? Scientists are not sure, since asexual reproduction is a better evolutionary strategy in some important ways. 3. For those who refuse to commit to one strategy: The hermaphroditic earthworm Dendrobaena rubida has both male and female genitalia. If it cannot find a partner, the worm doubles up so that its female bits and male bits can go to town. 4. Although famously monogamous, female Adélie penguins slip away from their mates occasionally to couple with unattached males. They exact a fee for such a dalliance—stones to bolster their nests—not unlike certain people. 5. Some talented penguin teasers can get a gift even without putting out. Again, not unlike certain people. 6. Barbary macaques have a distinctive way to get their mates to make a sperm donation: y
Things You Likely Didn't Know
A rat can last longer without water than a camel. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2". During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen in the distance (and Heston's wearing a watch). Sherlock Holmes NEVER said, "Elementary, my dear Watson." Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver. Astronauts are not allowed to eat b
ok heres the thing, I always enter auctions but never host them. So I'm really thinking about hosting one. If i do the enrty fee would be 50K and will run for 2 weeks. I just want an idea of who would be interested in entering.
Things To Do Be For I Die....( Or At Least Hit 30 )
ok these are the  things me and  my best  friend  want to  do  before  we  get too  old to do them   @ ROAD TRIP!!! #Bunking  for  fun:P $Visit EVERY  theme park in America *Pay respects to  Ground Zero % Play practical jokes on Society ! Humiliate Ourselves!! ^Crash a  Party ~Shake  hands  with a Government  official = Visit  well Known  memorials + Meet  a Celeberty -Go on a  Haunted adventure $Tour the  rainforest *Face  our  Biggest  FEAR #Volenteer in a 3rd World  country %Break a World  Record @Go  diving in the  coral Reef ^ Watch the olympics..... LIVE !!! & Make a  movie  staring  US !!!!!! :D    
Things U Shouldn't Be Finding In Your Garden
Things U Shouldn't be Finding in Your Garden ..........                  
Things I've Learned About The South
1.  Apparently it is impossible for Southerners to drive without highbeams at night. 2. Georgia exits are shaped like U-turns 3. The weather is more effed up than New England's 4. Churches outnumber everything 5. They cannot make a decent cup of coffee 6. They "darlin" everybody 7. BBQ rocks 8. They don't believe in Service areas on the highway .... just rest areas. 9. Gas and cigarette prices are phenomenal! 10. WAFFLE HOUSE!
Things Are Changing
And hopefully it is for the better....We will see...Patience...temperance...timing...Going to have to wait it out and see...Will and Paul are looking for Ricki so they can rediscuss a three bedroom together. The boys went and looked at 2 and 3 bedrooms here in the complex today. Honestly, I am so ready for them to give me some space that I am being totally supportive...But I don't think Will realizes how much his life is really going to more using my more waking up and going to bed together...meals by invite only...and surprisingly, me finding other ways to spend my time rather then just hanging out here with him...Afterall, I won't have 2 fucking boys to add to my costs!!No more free ride...even if we aren't breaking up...from now he can feel what it is like to struggle again...I think he's forgotten...I will bet he's back living here in six months or less.oh and if you all think this isn't breaking my damn heart, well, then you don't fucking know me at all...M [s
Thinking What You Don't Say
Thinking What You Don't Say Filled with delicate reluctance, I see you differently.I know and yet I wonder,Just how you see me.I thought we watched the ivy twine,But was it on your walls or mine?Marie Curie had a glowThat Einstein couldn't miss. But clever conversationCannot compare with this. In every silence that you spokeAnother brilliant newsflash broke.A Yellowtail ShirazTurns a corner on my lips,It is your taste that makes me smileWhen progress halts and schedule slips. I'm sure that it was your arrivalThat turned mere Existence to Survival. I didn't know how to hate you,But I stopped you as you spokeAnd softly though the words you breathedI read the signals through the smoke. You etched your name in frozen time,And I float here in suspense sublime.Now abandonment holds no fear,Though I have fretted for a year;You slowly marched up to the helmAnd ushered me to some new realmWhere imperfect puzzles ring so trueAnd there's a day for me and you.
Thin Line
U never know how thin the line is betweem keeping or losing some1 dear to u. If u lose them once u can always try for a second time. But if it fails to work for a second time, u know u can go for a third & final time. It is a known fact that if it doesn't work the third time that it wasn't ment to be, & that u can never get that person back. So if u really care for that person try not to lose them the first time. Because if u do lose them the second & thrid times it will lead to a lonely & long life for both people. Especially if 1 or both people love each other. Its also a know fact that living life by ur self can get pretty old & boring. So if u love or care for some1, hold that person first & utmost to ur heart. Before that person slips through ur fingers & finds some1 else to spend the rest of their lives with. Because if they choose some1 else it can lead to heartache & pain for both people in their futures.
I wanted to be back on here earlier, but that didn't happen. I got busy doing other things. I just signed on for a few minutes, just to say good night to everyone.   But...I seen a primary pic scrolling. It was a greenie. The person has a picture of a wonderfully cute couple. The first thing I thought was.."awe, so cute. Next thing I'll see is horrible status messages about how much love sucks and how everyone on fubar can go fuck themselves".   New love is awesome.   Good Night Everyone!
Things In Life
    there are things in life we go through and there seems to be no book or anything to help us with them. we try our best and there are things that bring us down.     i guess the biggest thing is when you have kids. you try your best to raise them and teach them right from wrong. then one day it seems to blow up in your face and you just dont know what to do. it is even worse when you are deviorced and the other parent makes the other look and feel bad.      i guess what i am saying is when will it get better and the one that feels bad will ever feel happy and wanted for more than being a nite thing.
Thinking Of You
your smirk so simple your laugh so sweet my arms around you is what i seek your tender voice your soft words spoken smothered in love is what I'm hoping when you are gone your smell lingers on covering my head with words you've said i await your return in these months I've learned you'll come home soon when all that's in the sky is the moon you hold me close you keep me safe you keep me smiling in your warm embrace
3 Things
3's About Me Three Names I go by 1. Tiggy 2. Mom 3. Marylea Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Massage Theropist 2. Pharmacy Tech 3. Accountant at good ol' Walmart Three Places I have lived 1. Memphis TN 2. Toronto Canada 3. OKC Three Things I Like to watch 1. People 2. Ghost Hunters 3. movies Three places I have been 1. Niagara Falls (Canada side) 2. The Alamo 3. Pensacola FL Three of my favorite foods 1 BBQ 2. Enchiladas 3. Pasta Things I am looking forward to 1. Talking with Michael 2. Summer Vacation 3. September...
Thinking Of You
Thinking of you When I think of you, There is an ethereal magic. Your there in every breath I take, Every thought I have, Every vision, Every moment. When I think of you, I go to another time and place. There is only you and me, No distractions, No worries of the day. I feel your strong arms around me. The love you have, And how it surrounds me. The way your essences just lingers there. When I think of you, I think of love. The kind that has passion, desire, and trust. You are not the same, As those before. You have more style, More class, More taste. When I think of you, I pray to god above. I thank him for his beautiful gift. The angel that is you, And for your love. When I think of you, I feel calm and serene. Life seems a whole lot better, Now that you are here. Dee Parenti All rights reserved
Things That I've Learned
  ’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them. I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people just don’t care back I’ve learned that it’s not what you have in your life, but who you have in your life that counts. I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to the best others can do, but to the best you can do. I’ve learned that it’s not what happens to people that’s important. It’s what they do about it. I’ve learned that it’s taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I’ve learned that it’s a lot easier to react than it is to think. I’ve learned that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I’ve learned that you can keep going long after you think you can’t. I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we d
Think Think
This will definitely demonstrate whether you have the right skills for your job (or for anything else). Scroll down ............     1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.2 How do you put an elephant into
Things To Remember When Wearing Black
Black is a favorite among men when it comes to dressing up.  Each person has his or her own reason for choosing the color over others.  But whatever the reason, wearing black always entails having things to remember, after all, even if black is easy to mix and match with other colors, there are still combinations that you have to steer away from.When choosing a black ensemble, it is sometimes better to go with wool than cotton.  The reason for this is the fact that wool holds dye better than plain cotton.  What this means is that a black cotton shirt will fade faster than a black wool shirt.  This is one thing that you should remember especially when in the market for a black shirt or pants that will last a long time.If you really want to go with cotton and you still want it to last a long time, go for those clothing with a mix of Lycra.  The synthetic fiber is also retains dye more satisfactorily than plain cotton.  Regarding the fastness of dye and the ability of the cloth to hold dy
Things I Hate About People
Thinking about some annoyances that bug me:   *When a man meets his best buddy’s new girl and he acts cocky when he’s probably really only trying to cover up the fact that his has so little life experience.   *When I invite someone who is a friend of someone I love to an event that I am hosting at my cost and they hook up with the one person I tell them to stay the hell away from because I’ve already learned my lesson about that psycho bitch but don’t have time to tell them the details.   *Men who try to act cool, but suck so bad at hunting that the only people they conquer are friends of the ‘other’ women in the life – be it friends of their sisters, siblings of their friends and/or the friends of friend’s girlfriends. If they didn’t have these initial contacts they would never get laid by any people of quality. [weaklings]   *People who get up earlier than anyone else in the house, turn on music or a television in the atta
10 Things That Make Me Happy
1. The ice cream truck 2. A cool breeze on a warm day 3. Girls that flash for beads 4. A smile 5. Hugs 6. A really good song 7. Reading 8. Skinny dipping 9. Compliments 10. Fubar
448 Things To Fear
AbstinenceAcne MedicineAerosol ContainersAfternoonsAirplane Aisle SeatsAlaskaAlfalfa SproutsAlligator ShoesAluminum FoilAntennasApple JuiceApricot KernelsAromatherapyArtificial NailsAssertivenessAstringentsAugustAutumnBaby Faced BoysBackpacksBad InitialsBagelsBaggy PantsBaked PotatoesBakeriesBaking SodaBalloonsBanistersBartendingBathing SuitsBatteriesBeachesBean Bag ChairsBeauty ParlorsBetween 3-4pmBible QuotingBicycle SeatsBicycle WheelsBirimingham, AlabamaBlow DryersBlowing Off SteamBlowing your noseBlue EyesBody OdorBottled WaterBottling Up AngerBowingBowl GamesBraidsBrassieresBreadBrieBright colored clothingBrush CuttersBubble BathsBug ZappersCampingCandlesCanned TunaCan OpenersCardboard BoxesCareers in AdvertisingCar PhonesCar-Pool LanesCar windowsCartoonsCasinosCasserolesCatsCerealsChainsawsChamomile TeaChampagneCheerleadingChewing GumChiliesChopsticksChristmasChubby CheeksCigarsCinnamon GumCity BikingClassical PerformancesCleanlinessClose ShavesClothespinsCoffee CupsCold Weather
10 Things About Me
1 I live with my mother and her sister 2 I put a nail in my peehole once, and it got stuck 3 I like to eat my boogers 4 When I was 5, I let a dog lick my testicles 5 I was born in Romania 6 I like to wear pantyhose to work 7 I like to read poetry 8 My dad used to hit me with a wet towel 9 I like to knit 10 I used to cut my penis with a razor
The Things We Take For Granted
The Wonderment of Life Most of us begin our days with a continuous list of things we need to do to keep our lives running smoothly, but we rarely take time to note all the things we don’t need to do. For example, we don’t need to figure out how to breathe. We don’t need to find a way to make sure the earth continues to revolve around the sun. We don’t need to concentrate to ensure that our heart beats and our cells regenerate. All of these things, and many more, take care of themselves without our having to think or do anything at all. This is the miracle of life on earth. Beyond the wonder of the natural world, we have the wonder of human-created conditions such as indoor plumbing, electricity, automobiles, airplanes, telephones, and the Internet to name a few. Someone living just a hundred years ago would be overwhelmed by the ease with which we can communicate with people all over the world. Every day, millions of us jump on airplanes and fly to distant
Things U Might Wanna Know About Me
1. whats your name spelt backwards?YTSIRHC2. What did you do last night?TALK TO MY FRIENDS 3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?MUSIC4. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?yup5. Last time you swam in a pool?yesterday6. What are you wearing?tSHORTS AND TANK7. How many cars have you owned?08. Type of music you dislike most?opera9. Are you registered to vote?NO10. Do you have cable?yeah11. What kind of computer do you use?DESKTOP12. Ever made a prank phone call?yeah13. You like anyone right now?yeah duh14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?HELL YEA I DO I WANT TO DO BOTH15. Furthest place you ever traveled?CANADA AND TEXAS16. Do you have a garden?NO17. What's your favorite comic strip?IDK 18. Do you know all the words to the national anthem?yes19. Shower, morning or night?WHENEVER20. Best movie you've seen in the past month?the hangover21. Favorite pizza toppings?OLIVES AND SASAUGE22. Chips or popcorn?chips23. What cell phone provider do you have?DONT HAVE ONE RIG
5 Things You Never Knew Your Cellphone Could Go:
For all the folks with cell phones. (This should be printed > and kept in your > car, purse, and wallet. Good information to have with > you.) > > > There are a few things that can be done in times of grave > emergencies. > > Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an > emergency tool for survival. > > Check out the > things that you can do with it: > > > FIRST > Emergency > > The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is > 112. > If you find Yourself out of > the coverage area of your mobile network > and there is an Emergency, dial > 112 and the mobile will search any > existing n etwork to Establish the > emergency number for you, and > interestingly, this number 112 can be dialed even if the > keypad is locked. Try it out. > > SECOND > Have you locked your keys in the car? > > Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come > in > handy someday. Good reason to own a cell > phone: > > > If you lock your
Things To Ponder That Make You Go Hmmmm...
1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?  (My sentiments exactly!) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 3.  OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known  as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
Think Ya Know Me
I scream at the sky, its easier than crying. I'm shyest when shuting out loud. I feel so alone in a room full of people. I'm lonliest when i'm out in a crowd. I'm alone, an nobody hears me. Can nobody heal me, won't somebody help me? I'm alone (I just need) Someone to take my hand n pick me up when i'm feeling down. Someone totake my hear n give it a home. Someone to be with me to help me thru the tymes when i'm down n lonly. Someone to be with me when i'm alone. Alone is the way i live, its not the way i want it but i know i cant give in. You cant give in, alone is the way i feel, its so hard to understand why i have to be alone.   Take a look at my heart you'd see it. I'm trying to be something better. Take a look at my heart you'd feel it. I gotta keep movin on. Take a look at my heart you'd know it. I'm just tryin to make my world better. If you look at my heart you'd see it.  I gotta do it alone.   I've been down, i've been down, i've been down so low. I've
Things Girls Don’t Realize
1. guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it’ll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.3. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.Unless they’re goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they’re still loved.8. Guys don’t care how gorgeous you are, if you’re a bitch-- Goodbye.9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he’ll assume he did somethin
I live and work in the edwardsville Ill.area and I really dont do much but get on my computer and check people out no harm intended,I like rating gives me something 2 do I guess,yes I do need 2 get a life right?but anyways people out here in fuland have allways been nice 2 me no rudeness if i do get it I brush it off no big deal its life,but at times I find it very difficult 2 get off the computer because once I am mind set thats it...I pass up supper time all my tv showes before I know it its time 2 go back 2 work!and the ladies are awesome 2 me out here the guys are cool 2...I guess I am just a divorced guy having his fun that he was not able 2 ever have...peace 2 all
Things I Just So Happen To Notice Here.
If your easily offended please dont read and remove me from your list lol...   The Females like 40 and older seem to be even worse than the girls my age, im talking about with relying on being half naked for attention, and the begging ect. It seems like more older people are into leveling groups then younger ones, weird I just noticed that. I get maybe like 1 profile rate returned for every about 25 I do, thats just fucked up and goes to show how fake and ungrateful alot of bitches here are. Tickers annoy me lol, isnt it already enough with the top scroll screen? Thats it, I was just bored, time to hit up the 360 "entertains me more then this place" Peace
Yes, this is an ugly color, but it fits my mood. It's not a great one, but not a bad one. So no one needs to be asking me what's wrong. Anyway.......   my brain is working overtime and I hate it. Blah. The new layout of things on here stinks. My neck is hurting I have a new outfit to wear on the 4th. [not sure why I thought that was important, but yeah] I think I'm gonna go find something interesting to do on the computer now.
The 4th In Az 2009
The Things I Do For This Man
My meat head needs your Fu-Bucks. He's a stingy ass and wants the spotlight again.  So I'm thinking you all should go give him some. Yep. Whadda ya say??   Captain Cooter@ fubar
200 Things
200: My middle name is: Kay199: I was born in: Iowa City, Iowa198: I am really: bored and tired197: My cell phone company is: A T & T196: My eye color is: blue195: My shoe size is: 7194: My ring size is: 7193: My height is: 5'1192: I am allergic to: cats191: My 1st car was: Ford Probe (very briefly)190: My 1st job was: Iowa City Press Citizen paper delivery girl189: Last book you read: The third book in the Twilight series188: My bed is: a very comfy four poster wrought iron full sized bed187: My pet: is a 11 pound Bishon Frise named Cloud186: My best friend: is my mom, Adam, Josh and Jenny.185: My favorite shampoo is: Garner Fructise184: AIM name: don't have one183: Piggy Banks are: cute182: In my pockets: lip gloss, cell phone and pen181: On my calendar: TONS of stuff this month! From garage sale to Snow Demon show, to Lammasfest180: Marriage is: an ideal that I don't know is achievable to keep going in the long run anymore179: Sponge Bob can: die lol178: My mom: is awesome. 177: The
10 Things About Me
The rules are: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird random things, facts, or habits about yourself. 1. I miss my long hair.. 2. The sight of blood physically turns me on. 3. I'd screw Sean Connery and be his bitch. 4. People who chew with their mouths open is a huge pet peeve.    5. i once gave head to my close friend. 6. i like to lick random people 7. I'm in love with Queen Latifah! 8. i want to learn languages so i can make fun of people. 9. Piercings and tattoos turn me on :D 10. when i was like 13 i drank an entire 1/5th of tequila by myself and then a 1/5th of Crown Royal
Things That I Love To Do Sometimes.
  just drawing
Things We Do Not Understand
  If we truly were ment to undetstand all things. Do you really think we would call this life? For life as I know it, is beyond our understanding. If we truly understood all things There would be no need for confusion, heartache, and pain. We are human made up of many emotions. And left with no true understanding For one thing can mean something different from the next. We may THINK we understand But truly we get a glimps of the whole understanding. Happiness, pride, and joy something we all think we understand. For we may understand what feelings do to us. But do we truly understand what it does to us all?   ~Jes
Things That Are Ment To Be~
Well seems my girl placed a blog before me..... Well Im still in N.C. and have been building my business?, with another branch in NC, I would continue to talk about that... But... I'm not here for that, Im here to blog about my life as it is today.... I arrived in NC early evening looked around for my girl came to relize she wasnt in the airport, I was "oh shit I did tell her the right date... didnt I?",I called her said to her, ermmm you here if so where are you girl? Her reply Im running behind but Im on my way.... I laughed thinking "typical female making her man wait"... She called to inform me she was here, I told her I would meet her at the curbside, I walked out and looked around and saw her way at the end along the curb... I was cracking up! I said I see you slut come get your owner, she replied yes Master... she took to m
Things I Would Change.
I know none of this is really going to matter, because it's not like I can change anything on this site. Just some things on here really bother me. Here they are, in no particular order.   1. Blogs would have stayed the same. This new format is stupid. You can't embed anything and the HTML on them is messed up. 2. Bling. I think most of them are stupid. For example the Pimp Hand and Shield. Really, who uses them now? To be honest, I think the Auto-11 and Bomb bling are stupid. It makes it too easy to get points. No one really needs to interact with people. 3. Comment approval. It's stupid. People should be able to make any comment they want. If a person doesn't like it, they can delete it. It's simple. 4. Page settings. The option to chose between "power", "newbie", and another one, was awesome at first. But honestly, why do we need TWO bar tabs? Just get rid of  the one that is where bulletins use to be. Put the bulletins/MuMMs back. Things were simple then. 5. Blings again. Why
Things In Boxes
Face to faceso we canslowly erasefrom thisplace to placeso God can never hear me.So you could defineor you could be fineDONT JUST WHINE!!!
Things That Boggle My Mind
I have posted several blogs on the horrific tragedy at Burr Oak Cemetery which is near where I live. My mind can't seem to wrap about this. However, there is one fact that keeps bugging me. Where are the caskets?! I mean, as of now, 300 graves have been violated and destroyed. (That number is expected to rise.) They have found piles of human remains as well as broken up headstones and cement vaults. NO mention at all of the caskets. Not even in the photos. So, where the hell are they? Surely, if they were lying around SOMEONE would have seen them. We've all seen how big a casket is. Kinda hard to miss one not to mention 300! Maybe it's an odd point to bring up, but it just really makes me wonder.
Things My Mom Taught Me...
1. My mothe r taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE ."If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.I just finishedcleaning." 2. My mother taught me: RELIGION."You better pray that will come out of the carpet."3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL ."If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle ofnext week!" 4. My mother taught me: LOGIC." Because I said so, that's why."5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC ."If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going tothe store with me." 6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT."Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an ac cident .." 7.My mother taught me: IRONY"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8.My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."9. My mother taught me:CONTORTIONISM."Will y ou look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA."You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."11.My mother
Think The Record Is Broken
going round and round doing the same shit....just how much crap are you ment to take b4 you finaly say enough is enough and you just stop trying and if you stop trying does it mean you stop caring some times I care others I just think whats the point its never going to change or get any better.....maybe its karma for another life that I keep getting shit on over and over again this time round but just wish I could remember what the fucking hell I did in my past life that was so fucking bad that all I seem to get is shit in this one....ok got the kids thats the only good thing I can think of.
Things That Make You Go Hmmmm
Just wondering how some people on here could be always going to work but yet they are online here constantly changing their status's and uploading new pics. Online  all night long talking to people and making salutes then online all day uploading them but yet they say they have to go to work. Ummm sleeping in front of the computer is not work! Why would they lie about it other than to make themselves look like they are something they are not. Some people on Fubar just lie lie lie. Maybe they need sunshine. Why do people block you from veiwing their page but constantly checks out your page? Why block if you are so interested in what I am doing? I can't stand people who pretend they don't like drama but choose it! I just find it funny that I am not hiding my profile. Then again I am not doing anything that warrants being hidden. I don't give 2 flips if you rate me because you all rate each other 10 anyway, what's the use? Little fake ego boost on your 500+ pics? Why do people usually ha
10 Things I Wonder About Fubar And Its Members.....
1. Do they really think the camshot from above the head showing the grand canyon of cleavage but hiding the camel hump of a belly really works? 2. Do those who really intended more friendships from the various forms of interaction on here actually expect the majority of people not to simply use each other to advance then throw each other away? 3. do the guys who give to the PW's (point hos) as i like to call them realize theres free porn out there? and a secondary to that, do they realize the porn stars LOOK BETTER? lol 4. I wonder, are those threatening to leave actually gonna leave or just be emo? 5. wouldnt it be more accurate to say show me lust? lol 6. chicken & egg statement: which came first? girls who got burned by player guys? or guys who got burned by emo girls? 7. is 25 bucks worth the 15 naked pics shes got? oh , Im sorry i meant bling packs lol 8. if someone pays money for a bomb/auto/blast and the site goes down, shouldn't  they be given a credit or a reimbersement
Things That Annoy Me
1. people that add signatures to their responses in mumms/blogs   2. people who constantly try and whore themselves in their status...we all do at one time or another but not like others constantly do   3. people who take this site WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too serious   4. people who are/were in the military who demand you respect them because of it..fuck you earn it like everyone else   5. people that start a convo when u are apparently busy i.e. reading, working, masturbating etc etc   6. the American Family Association as well as other "i have gods dick up my ass" religious groups   7. people who get all pissed off when u remind them of something when they forget   8. people who take offense to mothers that breast feed...   9. welfare people that do nothing to get off of it   10. people that bitch about smoking   i have dealt with all of this today...its been a focked day
[2 1/2 Things]
*sips his almond milk*Ah~ this is what being a Zeon is all about.Playing with my SUPERIOR Gouf Custom, and blowing shit up.Two good things today... two and a half good things1. I bought a MSG strategy/squad/shooter today for $8.I played it for about ... 8 hours today, and got through half of one campaign. It is BADASS! I'm not usually much for constrictive limited resource environments in games but- heyI got a Gouf Custom. That means a shield with a GATLING GUN ATTACHED >< and some other bad assed toys. That sucker flies around the field compared to the other suits too.So... I'll forgive it.2. I made almond milk. It's... really one of the simplest albeit time heavy beverages I've ever had. And my word it is tasty.You take a 2:3 ratio of water and blanched almonds. Blend, fridge overnight, heat, strain, add sugar and cinnamon.Also... I'm left with a large amount of almond paste, which I think I'll use to make ghorba. It's a spice cookie.It's actually a very similar process to making coc
The Things I Come Up With In A&p Lecture...
The Progress of Obsession Mutual attractionA meeting of the mindsLeading to seductionOf thoughts intertwined Wrestling with a conscienceMarred by self-hateClouded judgment clearingLife wanted to take Hating the controlSomehow they gainedClearing now the skiesRevealing a psyche maimed Words sharpen the biteOf wielding mind's bladeGun at a knife fightA soul unjustly slain Possession become impossibleA bloody oath swornSince he cannot have herSoon everyone will mourn   As yet Untitled... Curiosity brings a certain interestA desire to familiarize the unknownWith proximity come comfortThus the seeds of attraction are sown Mutual wants convalesceThe fibers of two lives together weaveFinding in each other solaceFrom the real world comes reprieve Each has their own colorsFlaws and secrets spiralA delicate dance unfurlsDemons released so feral The gates have been openedBy the mingling of the threadsOne longs for her with hope andThe other for him tears shed Together only in dreamsIn
Thinking In Black And White
It occured to me that the metaphor of thinking in black and white or "grey areas" is critically flawed. When one thinks in black and white they see things very ridgedly no matter the evidence to the contrary. "Grey areas" are just mixed black and white, just as ridgid and calcified but in ambivalence and indecision. One must think in COLOR as there is a whole spectrum between black and white not merely muddled shades of grey. When thinking, making a choice one must use the spectrum and not limit themselves to confining shades of grey or the crisp brittleness of black and white. That results in a flat existence devoid true experience Only by using the prism contained within us can we truly live. We can trancend the death inducing black and white or the quotidian greys that societies, philosophies, religions and others try to enslave us in. If we think in COLOR !!!!!
Thinking Of You
I sat there in deep thought with no cares of what was going on around me. People moved about, like fast forward in a movie All I wanted was to be with you one last time. I wanted to here you laugh, tell me im making to much of it I wanted to know that I can walk thru your door and your right there.   But when I walked thru your door, it was dark, sad, empty. You weren't sitting at the table, reading your books, You weren't there when I sat in tears wishing you were still with me.   They say time heals all wounds. Why hasnt this healed?? Why does my heart ache every time,  I think of you. Why did it happen to you, you were stronger then any of us. You laughed at us all when we made a big deal out of everything. You had such strength in you, that it flowed of onto all of us.   What am I gonna do Ma? This hole in my heart aches.   I miss you more then anything, and I wish it wasnt this way.   RIP MA  
Things I Wanna Do To Her
as i gently lay you on your back and rub your body to a sensual numbness my tongue explores the lower levels of your body. no one can please you like i can i have the power to sensuate your love as my tongue moves between your thighs. i look at you in passion and and ask for permission to enter your cave of wetness your answer replies yes i slowly travel my tung between your thighs into your vagina the wetness takes over and my tongue is flushed with your fluids i lick passionately as you begin to orgasm i suck on your clit and make u shake  your body jerks uncontrollably you moan in pleasure but the pleasure has just begun...i continue to lick you vagina as you drip from the previous orgasm. your body aches for more i deliver i suck ferociously on your clit giving you multiple orgasms. your vagina throbs from the orgasm as you beg for penetration, i insert the crown into your vagina but quicky remove it as i return to giving you oral pleasure.
Things I Won't Do...
I'm never gonna1. Give you up2. Let you down3. Run around and desert you4. Make you cry5. Say goodbye6. Tell a lie and hurt you And ditto goes for Rick Astley...
Thinking With Addition
"When your molecules are scattered around the room, it is while you wait for them to re-assemble that creativity is born, and you become the Unconceived Child". warmerthan 2007.Talking about oneself is more than difficult, because one can-not define themselves only others can. However I will take a shot to skirt the edges. Number one is creativity and missfits, I find each irresistible. I love the English language, because one can be as precise or as vague as one wants. I really enjoy creating short sentences that when heard sound perfectly logical, but if you really focus on the words you will realize it is completely nonsensacle. For example, "The expanded infinity of more perfect". If there is anyone out there that has an idea at what I am mocking in that sentence, and they get it right. I would humbly bow to their intelligence. I am a singer songwriter with 2 CD's, all parts played by me. I call my one man band, "Daddy'd Dead and the Yoo Woo's".I practice something I call addition.
Things I Hate
Things I Haaaate 1. Stupid people....damn u dont even really really takes a lot 2 get me angry...but wow some people r just sooooo special... 2. People driving real slow in from of u ....especially driving below the speed limit .....i wish i could just push them out of the wayyyyy!!lol 3. Hoes....male and female....what happened 2 having morals? 4. Arrogance....keep tellin urself ur better than the end u ll realize ur not 5. Jealously.....look at urself and deal with ur insecurities b4 u start talking ish about others (especially when u dont even know them...come on now..).... 6. Immaturity.......ur an adult...grow the f up already! well...... that is all.....
[8 Things I Would've Told You If You Asked]
1. I've been sexually assaulted *counts* on six different occasions, once by a group. People wanted to know if the carpets match the drapes- and yeah, I consider being dragged into a shower wailed on and stripped counting as one.2. I've been hit by my best friend... in his truck. Twice. Still my best friend.3. I've been misdiagnosed multiple times and was assigned pills now recalled and deemed too dangerous for human consumption. It's probably the reason for my liver and GI issues.4. I never have, and never will use a narcotic.5. My dad is adopted, and I have no knowledge of my family health history or lineage, and that drives me nuts.6. I don't get you. I fear you. Because you don't get me.7. I feel like a failure, pretty often. I honestly don't know if that will go away even if I change the world.8. Something lighthearted to wrap up... there really isn't much.
Things I’ve Noticed Since I Moved To The Woods.
Choosing a roommate you like is important. Being able to stand yourself is essential. The fog wafting through the trees is as lovely as the morning sun streaming through them, in its own way. The mist collecting into clear drops of water at the end of branches is lovelier than jewels. A dog inside a house always wants to go out, and a dog outside the house always wants to come in. Quiet is a weird sound. Nice—but weird. A wood stove is a lot warmer than central heat. Pick-up trucks are NOT brand new shiny toys used just for showing off your manhood. Getting the mail requires hiking boots and a walking stick. Curb side garbage pick-up is a luxury most people take for granted. Worn out, ratty blue jeans are NOT a fashion statement that one pays $75 for. They get that way from actual work. The number of “friends” you have drops dramatically when they have to make an actual effort to see you. Waiting for nice weather to do roof repair is not an option. Nei
Things That Come To Mind When Your Husband Is Gone
Her light brown hair shone in the moonlight. It seemed darker, more mysterious even, by the glint of the firelight. He could barely make out the creaminess of her skin in the dark, but her eyes were pools of blackness and he regretted that he couldn't tell if they were dark brown or lighter in color. It was summer. They were camping in an effort to escape the technological age. No televisions, no cable, no computers, no telephones, not even a newspaper. True refuge from the pressures of the mundane world. They were with a group that specialized in re-creating the middle ages. The age of honor and chivalry. Of troubadours and traveling minstrels. The white pavilions gleamed in the moonlight, not with the shine of the modern nylon tent, but with an opalescence that was unique to true canvas. The fire was dwindling, but the haze lingered, not just from their fire, but from the hundreds of campsites surrounding them. Crickets chirped merrily in the night air, and the sound of drums beating
Things Happening In The Name Of Chaos
A metric fuckton of fuck landed on my fuckplate... Until recently, I've been hiding and licking my wounds in Denver, CO. Most of my home life consists of deciding whether to work the next day or no, playing Half-Life2 and searching teh intrwebz for better porn. This came to a screeching halt about 4 weeks ago. A friend alerted me to the fact that a friend of his was stranded, so I made contact to see if I could help. Enter, REALICIDE and it turned out, their car had died the previous day, so I politely offered to ferry them around to find a new one. Upon driving back from said purchase, I made a snap decision to give them MY car to use for the rest of their music tour. A lot of persons have expressed to me how weird, generous and awesome that is, but that's not the perk. The perk is, I'VE MET SO MANY FUCKING PPL I NEVER KNEW EXISTED IN DENVER! It almost makes my head spin. Anyway, so then I'm thinking to meself, "I need a road trip," and make plans accordingly. I leave denve
I had to think. If this stranger is Federal whatever he was very sloppy and a month later I nailed the so called Feds. GreenLight tells someone wants me to proceed. I'm a member of something and they are happy and The Holy Roman Catholic Church is gloating. IN TMO there is a secret brotherhood and they are very happy since I'm waking up. Do you really think this world is going to continue as it is? C'mon you die here only to be born in a different world to die there and be born here. It is the wheel of life and continues for ever unless I and others say no. Norio  
Things I'm Sick Of Hearing On Fubar
I'd like to get to know you better. How about instead of saying this you actually attempt to get to know me better. Using this line just puts you on the "Do not talk to list". Do you have yahoo messenger? Why so I can give it to you and have you pester me 24/7? So you can perv me on yim instead of just fubar? So we can file share giving you access to my ports? Or maybe so you can spam me with your porn site. I think me and 75% of fubar will pass on that one. You should call me sometime (insert # here) Can I have your number? Why the f*ck would I give a complete stranger my phone number and why would you. Might as well put an ad in the newspaper with your number. I don't need strangers having access to bother me 24/7. No one loves me. Maybe if you weren't being such a whiney baby someone would. Saying "no one loves me" or any form of that certainly won't get you permenant love. Do you have a cam? Do you want to watch me on cam? Do you want to cam together?
60 Things You Shouldn't Say To A Nude Man
60 things you shouldn't say to a nude man 1. Eww, there’s an inch worm on your thigh. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Wow, and your feet are so big. 4. Why don’t we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It’s more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there’s a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
Think About It!!! ((let Me Know Your Thoughts))
I am reading this book, And I come to a part of the book that says this....AT SOME POINT IN OUR LIVES,MOST OF US WANT TO GO BACK TO A SIMPLIER,HEALTIER,OR HAPPIER TIME.WE CAN'T,BUT WE STILL KEEP DREAMING ABOUT HOW IT ONCE WAS.   WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IS, IF YOU COULD GO BACK TO THE HAPPIEST TIME IN YOUR LIVE, WHAT WOULD YOU BE DOING RIGHT NOW, OR MAYBE WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? THINK ABOUT IT   HALEY XXOX   Let me but live my life from year to year, With forward face and unreluctant soul; Not hurrying to, nor turning from the goal; Not mourning for the things that disappear In the dim past, nor holding back in fear From what the future veils; but with a whole And happy heart, that pays its toll To Youth and Age, and travels on with cheer. So let the way wind up the hill or down, O'er rough or smooth, the journey will be joy: Still seeking what I sought when but a boy, New friendship, high adventure, and a crown, My heart will keep the courage of the quest, And hope the road's l
Thinking Out Loud
holy shit what the hell happened??  friday things were great... i come back and shit's everywhere!!! i think i know why i'm so damn reclusive... cause i'm sick of putting myself out there for ppl and getting nothing in return... maybe i have a bad picker or i did pick a good friend just too scared to have a backbone.. but for once it would be nice if someone proved me wrong... for once i would like to have ppl in my life that i can truly care about and not have the fear of attachment only for them to leave... then again like i said maybe it's me.... eh well... hopefully when i wake up later it will be a better day... i know it won't be better but i can hope that something goes right... good bye to my friend i hope he stops beating the shit out of you, goodbye to my baby sitters 1) i hope that you don't do what you told me you would on friday and i have the same hopes for your brother 2) i will pray that your mother finally listens to you all before something terrible happens 3) in my d
Things You Would Never Know Without The Movies:
During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555. Most dogs are immortal. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty. If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition, even if you haven't been carrying any
Things To Add With Your Name Just Copy And Paste
Here are some of the characters people are using in their name. You don't need to know the codes. Just copy and paste!∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩╔═♥═♥══♥♥══♥═♥═╗╚═♥═♥══♥♥══♥═♥═╝★¯`'•.¸(¯`'•. ¸*★★*¸.   •'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)ღ ✿ ¤ ´¯`-´¯` ¤ ✿ ღ*̡͌l!*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌*̡͌l!*̡̡Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ¸. •*´¯`*• Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
10 Things Most All Men Want
It seems to me that there is an abundance of misconceptions as to what it is that men really want from their women. Now I certainly cannot represent all men but some of the basics are usually the same as my own so I thought I would share my top ten list of things that I want from my girl.   10. Criticize me Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want you to tell me a list of all my faults or constantly feed me reasons I suck…but when I wear a shirt that doesn’t suit me, if my jeans are too tattered to wear any longer, if my deodorant isn’t holding up it’s part of the bargain, please let me know in a loving way so that I can be more attractive to you. If I’m not doing something right or if my thoughts are bigoted or stupid, talk with me about it so that I can grow from you. We men are just learning our way and we could use your loving help.   9. Talk about me Women so often get with their friends and talk negatively about their man. Why would you do
Things I Like
American FlagsConservative T-ShirtsFunny T-ShirtsPolitical T-Shirts
Things About Me!
I live in texas and will never leave, unless they take my gun rights away. i love natural beauty, space, gems, animals, coral and so on. I collect to many things including, dictionarys, jewelrey, glass pipes, shoes, and party dresses. i would live on the beach if there was money to be made there. I spend new years and halloween in new orleans every year, i like to drink on random porches and yell at tourists. I refuse to be a bitch for no reason unless i just drank an entire 5th of tequlia. I love jumping in the middle of bar fights and mosh pits. I have never been knocked down. I have never had a broken bone. I was deemed legallay insane and an arsonist by the state of texas in december 1994. one doc said i was dangerous and tried to have me put on meds. the second doc said i was fine and took the med order away. i do not agree with medication for mood control. i did not want to burn the school down, i dropped my zippo.
Thinking Of Leaving
Got to the point again for a second time , sick of the people on this dam site and how they act . If you are a friend of mine and want to stay in touch then stay in touch on my yahoo or like to stay in touch dont know how let me know , This is not for sure ill give it untill tonight and see what happens let me knwo if you like me to stay or you like to see more of my artwork , i get enough comments on this blog about staying then i will , if not the stuff above will apply. Rick
Thingz That Make Heartz Break ..
Pretty Smiles Deceving LaughsAnd People who Dream with their eyes wide open Lonely ChildrenUnanwserd CriesAnd Souls who have givin up hopeing the outher thing that breaks heartzR fairy talez that never come true And Selfish people who lie 2 me Selfish people just like you 
i sit here tonight thinkin over my past.and i always come to this one place and stop i guess thats a happy place for me in my life. i wish i could bak and do things over for sum sufficent reason but we can't. Now its all bout the bills and the family . I wish sometimes he only knew i stayed up late at nite crying and wishin he was mine again. and that i could wake up beside him and look n2 his lite blue water like eyes.and feel his soft gentle rose like lips. But back then we made our choices and now we have been gone our very own separte ways. and it breaks my heart to see how diffrent of a person he is.thats y im here tonight. layin here cryin cuz he has changed and so have i .
Thinking - A Punishable Crime
Marilyn Manson - Tourniquet Why am I punished for providing stimulation for thought... I have no idea. I like stimulation. I like thinking. I enjoy educating myself. I like debating. Marilyn Manson makes visually interesting videos. You know I just try to keep the FuFans whirling so that the flies will not be able to land.  Well, clearly I am comfortable with the knowledge that my amygdala springs from my daze as a banana eating jungle monkey. It is still up and running. 
Things Lost
I've had one of those days that turned into a week that stretched into a month.  You know the day....where you wake up and stub your toe walking to the coffee pot, which you thought you just forgot to set on auto, but really quit working.  Which sucks because you only bought it last week, then you open the cabinet to get out the instant (used only in dire emergencies & this qualifies) only to find it has been there so long it is one huge piece that has fused together with no hope of chipping enough away to make a cup of java. Anyway...I know you got it now.  All I really want to do is climb back into bed with cookie dough and cry until my eyes are swollen and force me into a 24 hour sleep.  The problem is I hate self-loathing, I don't handle feeling down well and while I know the source, they are multiple ones.  None of which there is anything I can do about, they are all in someone else's control. I didn't realize this until I was talking to a friend and they commented on my laugh. 
Things I Want To Do Or Experience Before I Die( Aka Az's Bucket List)
1- I want to be tased 2- would love to be slapped in the face with a live catfish no less then 4 years or older 3- to be angrily compared to pumkin bread by a preacher 4- sex with Abby from NCIS 5- to say to a group of cops... "arrest those men" 6- to wear spandex... (every fat kids dream) 7- to at long last hear snoopie say these words "hey you know what?... your right" 8- taste hot lava wearing a tu tu  9- make the worlds biggest chocolate cream pie 10- to finally get enough bling to sooth my addiction 
The past few days I haven't really been on here much. A lot of things have been happening. Death, dentists, worry...just to name a few. I figured that with everything going on, it might be best to take a break from here. I don't know what I was expecting. Maybe I wanted to feel like I couldn't get away from here, like it was some drug that I had to take to "get my fix". That didn't really happen. Yes, I did miss some of the people on here, but it wasn't like I was being pulled in here. I'd pop on long enough to see if there were any changes and then I'd leave. No new changes, no new messages, nothing. I'm kind of mixed on the feeling I should have though. I'm not sure if I should feel glad that I'm not addicted to this site as I use to be and thought I still was or upset that I didn't even have one message asking me where I was at. Even if that would have happened, I probably would have wondered why people were worried about  me. Yes, I know...I can't make my mind up about anything.
The Things I Really Want…..
The things I really want….. I want a real home that pulses with life. I want an honest-to-goodness kitchen, and someone to cook for. I want a Christmas with everyone home; filled with peace and love, and NO ONE resenting anyone for anything. I want to go for a walk at sunrise—alone—without being afraid that I’ll get dizzy and fall down. I want to make popcorn, and explode butter, and eat really decadent ice cream sundaes, and watch funny, silly, scary movies, and argue over who washes dishes, and revel in the peace and quiet, and talk and laugh and share secrets and joys and heartaches into the wee hours of the morning and bond with my best friend (What a lovely surprise gift from God she is! And it wasn’t even my birthday!), for days and days, knowing I’m accepted for just who I am. I want to stand up without wondering if I’ll throw up. I want my children and grandchildren to have truly happy, fulfilling lives and to know without doubt that I LOVE each and every o
Think About This For A Minute
Think about this for a minute. If I happened to show up on your door step crying, would you care? If i called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened would you come? If i had one day left to live my life would you be part of my last day? If i needed a shoulder to cry on would you give me yours? Do you know what the relationship is between your two eyes? They blink together, they move together, they cry together. They see things together and they sleep together, BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER... That's what friendship is. Life is lonely without friends. Its world best friend week. Send this to all your really good friends. Even me if i am one of them. See how many you get back. If you get more than 3 you really are a lovable person... Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so.... Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't.
Thinking Of You Again..
  Wake up rise to my little world I left the T.v on I can't sleep again.... so I look to get it on track as soon as the morning what the hell is wrong with this situation get me thinking of you again.. today was supposed to be the last time I thought of you and Im alone an on the edge of that grey blue water seemed like everything else to late its going to be goodbye to our love and all that lies alone along the edge of that lonely water took a chance threw it all away Don't know the time to think about it so the memories won't seem to fade so i keep kicking myself to move on to something else better the wounds won't heal rip up those love letters I drove miles to get away and ..miles took a chance and threw it all away Today was supposed to be the last time thought of you and im alone into that pale blue water to our love and all that lies alone back to that lonely water .
Things To Ponder !!!
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? How come
Thinking Oh My!
I have been doing a LOT of thinking the past few days. I am really honestly considering applying to volunteer to work with AmeriCorps. It is very similar to PeaceCorp but all is done within the USA. I have been reading up on it, and if I could get accepted, I would try to get in a program that is back east, I am thinking NY, NJ, PA or OH. One of the interests that I seen that I would like to do is Ex-Offender Re-entry back into society, not quite sure what exactly it totally entails, but I think I would definitely have an interest in it. First thing though is I need to get my head straight with the depression and being around people with the anxiety, if I can get that taken care, I feel that I can be ready to be up against the world and the change and postive experience that I can get out of this. They do pay a stipend to live off of, nothing great, but the fact of knowing that you made a difference in someones life would be huge. Things here at the house aren't moving as fast as I
Thin Cast Heart: Rusty Lover
Hear the heart makes..on its last leg..the gears are old and worn..and you can hardly hear its beat..the tick tocs..of the clock hunting me awake..each and every night..your not oil my i begin to fall apart..this is where i got my start..speaking sweetly in your ear..holding you closely to me..such were the days..that my heart ran..on im down..and out..and the bottles pile up around me..pills clinging to bed laying motionless on the built with spare parts..that of other lovers..long broken down..and rusted over..i came and claimed their love as my own..but at the end of that path now..finally..i can let go..and finally shut down..its been along time..since my eyes met yours..sparks set off..between me and you..i held my love for you..deep inside this..thin cast heart..but im rusty lover..and holes are all inside my hearts im leaking out memories..of you and me..beneath the starlight..taking cov
Thinking Happy Thoughts....
So, I left for work this am thinking happy thoughts. My "goofy/funny" side has been lacking as of late and I was attempting to find ways to cure that. Any who, I found out around lunch time that I had landed another floral account, four arrangements per week! WOOT WOOT! *dances* My finance got his bonus.... WOOT WOOT WOOT!!! *dances more* and one of my besties got a raise WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT!!!! *spins in circles*   Great huh? yup, just marvy...and then WHAM! my other bestie calls and says his dogs were stolen...what a phreakin pisser...I really hope he finds them...poor guy *sigh* Life is full of ups and downs isn't it? ♥ Postal
Daily Quest Guide
10 Things About Me
Im best in a crisis situation. Im great for keeping secrets. I always read the directions and build things right the first time. although i have had 6 as pets, i dislike scorpians. I do not belive in sex on the first date, the goodies are too good to just give away. I will only have first time sex in a bed where i can be most comfortable. my mothers family was old money until i was about 6, other then proper ettiquite i do not follow my familys values, i will never marry someone i do not turely love for the financial benifits. I can adapt to anything or anyone, i just have to stay interested. I can see past imperfections and find the real you. I am sensitive, i realized this when i was 14 but was afriad of it, i have built a few connections with certin people and can sense their needs. Other then avoiding trouble by trusting my instincts i can use my talents for myself. I would not mind building on my abilitys now but i really do not know where to start.  
Things I Like And Don't Like.
Hi this is a list of things I like and don't. First off things I don't like, people who don't pay attention to someone's status on here this is not twitter so why do people try to talk to you when your not on here???. Rude people that goes for men and women both I have had both crappy comments from men and women on here in the 4 yrs now I have been on here. Men who treat women nasty because of the looks there size or the fact that they have kids and are single or they wana see there cam's and get there numbers or e-mails. I don't like smoky kisses like kids there days people think its soo cool to smoke get high and drink and all but sooo gross to kiss someone who taste's and smells like a dang ash tray YUCK!!!. I don't like the fact that I am picked on because of the fact that I have pet snakes id rather have a pet I can take to bmx tracks and car shows and the kids won't get bit for holding the snake, how many people can say that about the soo loved pitbull. why do stupid men hav
Thinking About Leaving It All
I Am Really Getting Tired Of It All. Tired Of Running Into Fakes, Tired Of Feeling Lonely, Tired Of Being Hurt, Tired Of Feeling Empty Whole Inside Of Me, Tired Of Feeling Angry, Tired Of Not Being Able To Be Happy In My Life. I Am For Real, I Am A Honest Guy, I Am A Nice Guy To Get To Know, I Am A Sweet Caring And Loving Guy, I Am A Guy That Will Listening When Someones Wants To Be Listen To With Out Being Judged, I Am The Type Of Guy Cares Alot About My Real Friends... IF YOU'RE JUST GOING VIEW MY BLOG AND NOT SHOW THAT YOU CARE OR SHOW THAT YOU ARE A REAL FRIEND THEN YOU ARE NOTHING BUT ANOTHER FAKE IN THE THIS FUCKED UP WORLD
Think Bout It
THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A  MINUTE:1.  Cows 2.  The  Constitution 3.  The Ten  Commandments ------------------------------------------------------------------------COWS Is  it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the madcow epidemic  our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almostthree years  ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of  Washington?And, they tracked her calves to their  stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around  our country. Maybe weshould give each of them a  cow.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------THE  CONSTITUTION They  keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... Whydon't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it  anymore. ------------------------------------------------------------------------THE 10  COMMANDMENTS The  real reason that we can't have the
Thinking. Can't stop thinking. Think of you. This. That. That Life. That day. That dream was mine. A utopian dream. Your aura; struck me like lightning to a tree. Pointy, like a star, you shone. So bright, yet not shining as a star would, But as apparent as white chalk on a blackboard. You would not show off like a star. Yet you did burn so hot, so fiercely, so explosively - you were a star in my eyes. But like all stars, you died. That gas was gone. No pull between us. The atmosphere was dry and I began to choke. I was taken from my star - like a child being taken from its poor, drunken mother - I did not know what was happening. Dazed. Confused. Without true reality, I there sat. Wondering. The end of my world had only just begun, with yours beginning.
I`m  thinking of you in silence no eyes can see me weep but even in my aching  heart your beautiful memories i  keep..
The Thing Called Life!
They say life is a journey...i wonder where mine'll take me. Trying to deal with life's pressures as best as i possibly can, i just feels like the obstacles and trials is just to much sometime for a young man. I got this road called destiny laid out before me, the barrier around it is called fate. I got no choice but to walk it, cuz i dont have the power to stop it. Where this road takes me im not sure, but i pray it takes me to a place thats peaceful, relaxing and pure. I may fear the unknown, but i will still taunt it and dare it and tell it "come on!" So peace be the journey and ill handle it as best as i could
Things I Hate:
women that cater to man's every word vain people stupidity teenagers slow drivers onions oversexed people prudes ignorants peoples' kids political correctness women that lfaunt their boobs, then complain about staring (see Prudes) junkies welfare people that ask if I was a mail order bride      
Thinking About Taking A Fu Break :o:o
Just wanted to let everyone know that i am thinking about taking a Fu break due to lack of interest and fun on my part :O:O .I also seem to have lost my funny as far as my mumm comments are concerned and hopefully in the time that i am gone i can find it once again (pffft like i was ever funny) :O:O.I don't really even know if i can actually "force" myself to stay off of here though or if i do actually stay off ,how long it will last :O:O .  
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Things To Do For Z-squad Members
Hey guys! Hope everyone is doing good! I haven't been on as much as I usually am because of my illness and all which most of you know about so I did'nt want you guys to thing I'm leaving you out there hanging LOL. I'll be off and on the next few days got a TON of cards to make,just got another.....7 ppl to join which will make our group size in membership to 15! I'd like to thank all that have joined and hopefully together we can get things shaking on here. Alright for you newbies,rate each other up,rate the other members up,the quicker you get your card pics up the quicker I can make a ripped folder where you guys can get to each other quicker. And if you run out of rates for the day you newbies you can practive whats's called "comment bombing" here on fubar,all you have to do is go to my pics,click leave a comment and then type the letter a,then go to the next pic,click comment and type the letter b,and so forth and so on. Thats how you comment bomb so get your practice in on my pa
Things I Am Thankful For(the Thoughts Of Mem Chapter 10)
I'm Thankful For The Beauty Of The Summer Sunshine, The Falling Of The Leaves In Fall, The Whiteness On The Ground When Snow Falls In Winter and The Blooming Of Flowers In Spring. I'm Thankful For Family Getting Together During The Holidays. Only Time During The Year Where They Chill Without Worry Of Life's Stresses. I'm Thankful For The Meals They Eat Because It's The Only Time They Go All Out And Everyone Eats Like Kings And Queens. I'm Thankful For Rain. How It Seems That With Each One The World Is Cleaned If Just For A Min. How The Ugliness Is Washed Away And We Can Begin Anew. Also Thankful For Morning Dew And How It Makes Things Just That Much Better Looking. I'm Also Thankful For The Rainbow Afterwards Because It Shows That Even Though The World Is Ugly There Is Something Beautiful Around To Look At and Enjoy And That Even Though The World Is Ugly Right Now GOD's Promise To Never Again Flood The World Is Still Being Kept. I'm Thankful For Waking Up Happy When Ever I Do Becaus
Things That Make Me Wonder
As i sit an think as life an time is passin me bye i think back into my life an find an wonder wat i have been throw my life i have had bad things come to good an good in to bad ......i waz alone walkin down this street i dont hear or see no one i dont know wat happined all i remember waz me closing my eyes for a sec then i start to run hopin some one would come or show themselfs all i know im then im on the floor wonderin wat is goin on as i sit an think i wake up from my dream
2 Things
Alright check it out I've been busy trying to get this film thing going so I do say I'm sorry for all of you guys whose ben wondering what the hell I've been doing! Okay secondly I just wanted to know does anyone know how ot make a video and put it up on this damn thign! let me know nuff said!
There are many things I share on here...some in very not interesting places. I love being able to see who pays attention to what I do. I try to keep my eyes open to what you do and sometimes if I havent seen anything I go in search of whatever might be new in your world. Now maji I know you will come here and read this and I love you for that! I am not attacking ;) just merely pointing out I know who does and doesnt come around hahaha!   I have complete strangers showing up to see stuff that some of the people on my list might like to see as well. But I am not going to link everyone to it. I know I am asking for your time and attention, LOL I admit freely I want both!   ok now I have put off work long enough so I must get going. check out the stash it may not be there long :P
Things Have Gotten Very Interesting...
Wow...I go forever so lonely I could scream and now.... I started communicating with this guy from a dating  site. He seemed really cool but until we met I didn't really have a clue....he IS really cool...and adorable, laid back, smart, interesting....a real possibility. Then there's Paul. Paul and I were in puppy love when we were 13 or 14 and were inseparable that summer. I recently found Paul on Facebook after my sister told me she saw him on someone else's page. When she told me she found him I said "OMG! I wonder if he's single." I was so totally joking. Turns out,  he's never been married...he's  actively looking for a wife...and oh man! LOL  His personality is still the same as when we were kids. He's smart, funny, shy and ADORABLE!  And soooo sweet! Here's the kicker...bleh....Paul lives just south of Nashville. I just LEFT the Nashville area 6 months ago! Grrrrr!  BUT he has been considering moving back to IL. I'm not asking for advice...the only thing to do is wait and se
10 Things I Love About Him
10 Things I Love About Him 1. I love his warmth to accept anyone for what they are including me. 2. I love that I can trust him with anything. 3. I love his ability to see a bad situation and make it better for everyone. 4. I love his eyes, I love to stare at them and get lost. 5. I love it when he holds me tight.  That's when I know things will be alright. 6. I love it when he smiles....he so cute when he actually does it. 7. I love that he wants to know about me and what's going on with me. 8. I love it that he can just look at my face and know that I'm having a bad day and trys what he can do it fix it. 9. I love that he wants to be friends and find the good in anyone. 10. Most of all I love the way he loves me.  I trust you with my life and that of our children.  You are my light at the end of the tunnel.  I don't tell you near enough how much you mean to me or exactly how much I think about you in a day.  When you are weak I am strong.  When I am weak you are strong.  I
Things You Will Never Hear A Woman Say
* Don't dirty your T-shirt wiping that up. Use my blouse.* I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want em?* That was fun. When will all of your friends be over to watch porn movies again?* I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one.* What a wonderful Valentine's Day gift!* While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal, they'll still cover the point spread.* I know my parents are in the other room, but I want to have sex with you right here, right now!* Let's just leave the toilet seat up all the time. Then you won't have to mess with it anymore.* I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch.* You passed out before brushing your teeth again, you big silly!
Things Not To Say To A Pregnant Wife
17. "I finished the Oreos" 16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds." 15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby!" 14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!" 13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl" 12. "Darned if you ain't about 5 pounds away from a surprize visit from that Richard Simmons fella. ' 11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt!" 10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!" 9. "I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth? 8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?" 7. "Get your *own* ice cream." 6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today!" 5. "Got milk?" 4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney." 3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!" 2. "Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water." ... and finally ... 1. "You d
10 Things I Hate About U
I hate the way you talk to meAnd the way you cut your hairI hate the way you drive my carI hate it when you stareI hate your big dumb combat bootsAnd the way you read my mindI hate you so much it makes me sickIt even makes me rhymeI hate the way you're always rightI hate it when you lieI hate it when you make me laughEven worse when you make me cryI hate it when you're not aroundAnd the fact that you didn't callBut mostly, I hate the way I don't hate youNot even close Not even a little bit Not even at all
Think Geek
Thinking Of You
As long as my dreams are of youAs long as a couple means twoAs long as forever contains me and youI'm thinking of you.... As long as the moon shinesAs long as faith never diesAs long as there's love between you and II'm thinking of you.... As long as our eyes meet in burning flameAs long as trust means no one's to blameAs long as the hurt ends in no shameI'm thinking of you.... As long as we survive as a pairAs long as I know you'll always careas long as love remains true and fairI'm thinking of you! By: Samantha Lewey
Things That Are Going On.
First off, I would like to thank allllllllllll my friends here. I love all of you. Some of you have kept me here over the past couple months and I thank you.   Let me cut to it.  I have got so much stuff going on right now. I'm not gonna bore you with details. I just think it will be in my best intesest if I leave the Fu. I don't want to. I've met so many colorful people here. I have enjoyed all of this insanity here to the fullest. But, I gotta take care of me. I need to get back to what is truly family. I need to get back to being who I was about a year or so ago. I was in church and was heavily involved. I just slid way away from that. I got to get me right.   I hope all of you understand. I'll keep my profile up untill the end of next week. Message me if you want. All I ask is for your support.   Thanks, Tim(smoke14)
Think Outside The Box For Once
I just wanted to share a discussion board posting from my online class. The class is Alcohol and Drug Abuse Seminar. It has undergraduate and graduate students in it. But sometimes I feel like I'm discussing things with middle schoolers because their spelling, grammar, and intelligence are all lacking. I feel like maybe I worded my response wrong, but I'm so sick of close minded f*ckers. The discussion topic is: Should drugs be decriminalized or legalized? Cite examples of drugs that could be decriminalized and some that are now illegal that should be legal. Why did you choose the ones you chose? This was a student's response to another student: That is a very good point that those who do drugs often are the ones supporting their legalization. Any person I have ever known who supports legalizing for example marijuana, has been known to partake of it. Legalizing many drugs would flood the market with them and cause an avalanche of legal and health issues that would be impossible for u
Yea I know scary thought me thinking right? Up until the last few years I never understood a few things, and maybe it's age or just a little experience. I don't think often enough that an entertainer, be it any kind of entertainer from the wrestling I do to a comedian on stage or an actor who gets a huge part. Have you ever noticed that it seems like they don't really thank the company that gave them the chance to be a star, a champ or a great comedian or whatever it is that they want to be, until they win some kind of award.             I know it seems like I don't mention it, but usually in the locker room at my wrestling shows or wherever I am at that point I do my best to thank those guys for giving me opportunities noone else would. So right now right here in plain view of the myspace world I want to thank OWO and ICWF for giving me the chance to be their champ. I honestly never thought it would happen not for me, but for other people yea absolutely. I mean I have messed up plenty
  Keep your dreams alive. Understand to achieve anything requires faith and belief in yourself, vision, hard work, determination, and dedication. Remember all things are possible for those who believe.Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams.I do it for the joy it brings, cause I'm a joyful person. 'Cause the world owes us nothing, we owe each other the world.Dreams are like may never touch them, but if you follow them they will lead you to your destiny.
Things About Me
Name : Patti Lynn Nick Name : Lynniepooh or various cuss words Birthdate : June 9th 1973 Current Location : Ms Gulfcoast Eye Color : blue Hair Color : umm maginta, black, purple, white Height : 5'8 Weight : 220 Piercings : 9 Tatoos : 5 Boyfriend/Girlfriend : Engaged to the most fabulous man Vehicle : 2002 ford taurus Overused Phrase : ummm yeah okay FAVORITES Food : anything Italian Pub/Disc/Restaurant : umm duhh Olive Garden Candy : anything very chocolaty Number : 13 Color : right now.. blue, black, pink, and purple Animal : Pug Drink : Dr. Pepper Body Part on Opposite sex : Hands and lips Perfume : Risky TV Show : none Music Album : right now... "Fists of Fury" FFDP Movie: Exorcist Actor/Actress : Johnny Depp This or That Pepsi or Coke : Pepsi McDonalds or BurgerKing : Dairy Queen Chocolate or Vanilla : duhh chocolate Hot Chocolate or Coffee : Hot Chocolate Kiss or Hug : Kiss Dog or Cat : Dog Rap or Punk : Punk Summer or Winter : Winter Scary Movie
Things Aint Always What They Seem
Its funny how a song can unlock doors that you thought you long ago securely locked.A few days ago I heard a song that sent my mind tumbling down a spiral hole.No, not dwelling in the past. Just remembering.It's funny how at times we think we know everything. We shrug off people's warnings. I was warned and told my ex was using me. Perhaps I was a bit childish. Maybe even a little self-centered. I felt that the persons warning was a bit insulting. To me it seemed more like they were saying that he could never love me. That I wasn't good enough for him. In reality it was just because she had gone through the same thing. Same abusive relationship. I feel sometimes in order for us to learn things. We need to actually experience them.The things we go through help us grow. Shape us into the people we are meant to be.
Thinkin Of A Dream
With you in thought i think on future and how it makes me ril u make my life a thrill n that makes u my skill. i dream uv you and write to u cause u are my appeal. the one dat drives a normal man wild but strenghens our love like steal. i thrive to be the one you call on and the one that makes you smile. and u got my bacc 100% hand and hand we walk the mile. i know this relationship is at it's start but we rilly will soon walk the isle. we grown n in love so we both got sense and had crushes the day we met eyes. not to mention our soals touch the day we met mind on mind. so dont get the erge to call us off if we go through downs. and juz instead think on the ups uv how we are...forever um yours and u r mines!
Think Its Kind Of Rude!
Why is it you rate their photos and when they come to rate you its usually to rate your profile pic.. and that be all but yet we all bust our butts to rate theirs. But we are only worth a profile rating of 11 or a 10.??? What about the rest of our pictures? When usually they are just as good but Only a 10 lol... Confussed I think its kind of rude they do this, when you have less than 100 pics and they can't take time to rate your pics. ? Shaking my head. Maybe its just me or maybe its not I don't know so why do we take time to rate theirs??  Is  the level that important or is it what we've been trained to do on fu?
The Things I Have Learned
New fun fact:   Vegas "escorts" earn 500 bucks for a blow job   This public service announcement brought to you by Monica
25 Things You Don't Know About Me..
this is 25 random facts about me.. 1.I'm a lover not a fighter, but I will fight for what I love. 2.Dark chocolate is my vice.. 3. Music is my biggest Passion. I love to listen to it and write it.. 4.I play Flute and piccolo 5.I Have read the telephone book because I was bored. 6. I am a Klutz 7. I can trip going up stairs. 8. I'm terrified of Forklifts. 9. I can get ready to go anywhere In 10 mins. 10. I want a Jeep liberty and I don't know why. 11. Ive been engaged twice but never Married. 12. I love to travel. 13. I love to cook 14. Baking relaxes me. 15. My cell phone never leaves my side 16. I collect Fairy stuff.. 17. I want to get a Tattoo 18. I like mixing sweet and salty things together 19. I like the outdoors. 20. Pizza is one of favorite foods 21. My dream is to own a horse farm..( not going to happen but i can dream) 22. I lovee animals.. 23. I have a Siberian husky.. 24. I prefer wine to beer 10 to
2 Things
Just two things really quick. 1. Aqua Net reminds me of Halloween. 2. My youngest son says that I'm "tricky"
"thinning Shears","texturizing Shears","thinning Scissors"
thinning shearstexturizing shearsthinning scissors
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Thinking Of You..
Thinking of You   I spend my time thinking, And wishing you was here. I stop and look around, Hoping that you were near.   Just because you are not with me, Doesn't mean a thing It's knowing that you know, That you’re my everything.   So whenever you feel lonely, Just look inside your heart. And know without a doubt, That in our spirits we will never be apart.
Thinking Of You
I sit here quietly and watch the sun setThinking of someone that I've never metI wonder does he think of me tooNeedless to say I am thinking of you   Wanting to hold you, to see your faceTo take you away to a better placeYou feel so right, too good to be trueI just can't stop thinking of you   My friends say that I might regretLosing my heart to a guy I've not metI say there is nothing I can doI cannot help thinking of you   I believe you were made special for meBut wonder if that could possibly beI'm tired of being so alone and blueBut I always smile when thinking of you
The Things I Want
 =====30 things I want===== 1. I want a 1500 square foot house on a hill with a view of the ocean and a lot of nature around it. 2. I want a Nissan GT-R with autostick, working AC, custom leather interior, 4 point  harness, brass roll cage, purple & gold, purple & gold rims, lots of power adders, a navigation system and Z rated tires. 3. a chef style gas stove with a grill. 4. a huge refridgerator. 5. a garage with a complete automotive tool chest 6ft. tall. 6. Bigger Computer. 7. a nice laptop. 8. a very good digital nikon SLR with lots of big lenses. 9. Lighting equiptment for photography. 10. lots of backgrounds for photography. 11. my own airplane. 12. reflectors for my photography. 13. to have a photo studio. 14. to have a bedroom fo each of my cats. 15. have a gallery. 16. filters for photography. 17. a golf cart. 18. a pitching wedge.
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If I could, you know I would And melt the icy chill And say those things Those quiet things That make your heart stand still.   And breathe a sight of slivery night Against your own tragic soul And do those things Those loving things That make two hearts one whole.     Some things stand to never change Upon which the sun does set Those little things Those dreamlike things Love never lets you forget. 31800kmp
Thinking About The Past
ive been thinking alot about this past year and i find myself feeling really sad and lonely...mostly for old friends that i no longer have. yea i shouldnt think about it but i cant help it, desparately tryin to hang on to happier times long gone and it hurts. i long for the ppl i lost, how can i say im sorry and lets forgive and forget? i wish to so much but they dont, of course there is nothing i can do about it but i wish there was.. why do i have to do this to myself? i wish i had an answer but i dont. my memories are all ihave left and they are so painful..... i just want my friend back i miss him so much. :(
101 Things I Look For In A Man
0. ability to communicate effectively1. tactful honesty. not brutal honesty.2. openness. with me. not the whole world.3. intelligence. not to the point of pretentiousness, but having philosophical discussions with me is so sexy.4. a sense of humor. sarcastic humor is even better. or ability to mix different forms of humor.5. as a spinoff to the last one - trading witty comebacks.6. subtle charm. no need to be a player as I can see through that (can't play a player right?), but charisma is great.7. eyes that pierce the soul. (IE: Kurt Cobain, Ewan McGregor)8. dresses well. Yes, straight men CAN dress well!9. imagination. this trait is useful in a lot of areas from determining new things to do together to sex.10. creativity. having at least 1 creative pursuit is always admired by me. to be creative in multiple medias and in general is even better.11. eccentricity. normal is boring.12. willingness for monogamy. 13. wants to get married someday.14. wants to have children someday and shows
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The Things That Happen
I finally found a way to tell this tale...I have come to realize I attract strange..and crazy...and things out of the ordinary in the universe... A long time ago I stopped listening to all the beautiful eyes compliments I have been getting them since I was my daughters age...I have realized the majority of people that say it now..arent complimenting whats behind my anyway here it goes I decided I needed to get outta the house for a while...and take some time to do somethi less than involved so I went to go get some things at the store..ride the mass transit..woohoo for mass transit..that always makes for some incidence in y life...normally I get the chronically intoxicated who become my insta friends...sometimes its the guy who cant stop talkin to himself..suddenly finds himself in a conversation with me and whoever else his mind has created...funny I always wonder if maybe he thinks I am there and doesnt know I really am...Or the girl who stayed up too long doing things th
9 Things Noone Needed To Know
1) I draw comic books partially for a I'm fucking serious.   2) Ketchup chips own you.   3) DP is Double Penetration, not Dr. Pepper...I don't care if we're in the 7-11, I WILL begin laughing childishly at you.   4) Every joke in the world is counteracted by the phrase "your mom". Accept it.   5) Noone reads your blogs. They say they do, but come on, that's just to get in your pants.   6) Using round numbers for lists is gay.   7) Yes God watches you masturbate...but he likes it. Filthy voyeur.   8) Nothing is better than Pez.othing...except Pez during a rather demeaning sexual act in relative public display.   9) I have serious issues with words beginning with "I" ...except for I...which I'm selfish enough to be great with.
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Things I Cant Live Without
I just received my order from Sephora and OMG..... I found the best stuff ever for razor burn and ingrown hairs!  It's called the cool fix and it's made by shaveworks.  Pricey but sooooo worth it!   kk, done with my total girlie moment now.
10 Things I Hate About You Sonnet...
 "I hate the way you talk to me,             The way you cut your hair.  I hate the way you drive my car.             I hate it when you stare.  I hate your big dumb combat boots,             And the way you read my mind.  I hate you so much it makes me sick             It even makes me rhyme.  I hate the way you're always right
Another Grain Of Sand                                                              Another Grain Of Sand   I once listen to a man's voice A very long time ago Each word he spoke Was like a light Shining on a grain of sand   I open my heart I open my mind The words he spoke Brought light to another grain of sand   When things went wrong with my life I blame him, not me Yet his voice reach down down to me Gave light to another grain of sand   One day I turn my back on him I even gave up on me Yet i knew in my heart This was not his fault Yet I  had blamed him His voice spoke out to me in sadness I knew he had died for man
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Things I Didn't Know..
I didn't know how much i would like you i didn't know how much i would care i didn't know how much i would need you   I didn't know that thease feelings wouldn't leave i didn't know i could be what you need   I didn't know thease feelings wouldn't fade I just wish they wouldn't have stayed   I know im not what you want. I know im not what you need Im not the beautiful women that you want. I just the pretty girl on the side line.. who will be there no matter what..  
Things That Potentially Made Me Retarded
Chewing tar as gum when I was little Chewing lead based paint chips...alot Putting graphite from colored pencils on white gum, to make it colored Falling off the table when I was a newborn eating weird mushrooms as a kid banging my head on the floor /walls when i was younger drinking half a bottle of vodka at 13  
Think People...
going through someone's mailbox IS a federal offense, look it up! Can you believe that someone just told me their wife got a neighbors piece of mail this AM and she decided to go to three neighbors mailboxes and look for her mail? Um....DUMBASS! You can't do that! Hold the mail for them til they get home and they will do the same for you when they get it, or they'll just put it in the mail'll get it eventually. I personally have nothing to hide in my mail, but I STILL don't want you goin' through it! Even if its just looking for your gotta READ mine to FIND yours!  ASS!! He laughs and says, "That's my wife..." Ha ha, invading your neighbor's privacy is offensive enough, but Federal Laws give you up to 5 years for each offense and/or $250,000 fine! Laugh it up!
10 Things About Me
i like banana splits and banana split icecream i like to listen to family talk on xm in the morning on sundays while i am on the boat when i cook at home i bring my neighbor miss pearl a plate lunch i rather give then receive i forgive way to easy to people that may not diserve it i like to take pictures of all kinds of different things i like my job even though it keeps me away from the ones i love at times i am ok with being a mamas boy at 44 i wish i was closer to my dad i am and like to get freaky with the woman i am with behind closed doors
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Thinking Too Much
Possibly being introduced to love and having absolutely zero knowledge of love is much worse than never finding it before.  I think as Humans, we have an inherent desire for love, and an everpresent quest to find it to fill a longing and a hole with which we are born.  As we age, we accustom ourselves to that longing, and inure ourselves, and as we experience life, we get used to it and numb that desire, especially during negative circumstances.  It stands...if we've never tasted chocolate, how could we have a desire for it?  As we stand and listen to someone try to explain the taste of chocolate, without having experienced it, how do we know what we are missing?  Therefore, having never experienced it, we don't know what we're missing.  I posit that yes...I refuse to believe that it's much worse to have loved and have lost than never to have loved before.We have a want, a desire...but how do we know exactly what we are missing?  That is the question asked by those that don't even know
10 Things About Me
Instructions......I was tagged but I will not inflickt it on others. You may go ahead and do one if you like :)1) My screen name came from me working on a photo when I was signing up for FU and I was stuck for a screen name. 2) The longest distance I have ever ridden in one day on my bicycle is 120 miles. 3) I have an obsession with old labels and posters. Yes and pin ups as well lol 4) I have two Thomas the Tank engines on the shelf above my desk. 5) I have only shaven my beard off twice since I was 16. 6) I like dark coffee, dark beer and thick crusty bread.  7) I do have in my record collection a Cheryl Ladd album. 8) I once ate steak tartar and loved it  9) I have piles of dead computers and printers in the basement.    10) No I don't have any dead bodies around at all :P  The 5 people that are gonna hate me are:Unwanted1Fallen PaladinMedikneightedDickhead83Rustynail
6 Things Woman Hate About Men
No human being is perfect. There are some bad habits which every human being is indulging in. But these habits should never be out of limits. Also, we develop a dislike with people with certain bad habits. Women, also being human beings have certain dislikes about men and their habits. The following article gives some of the habits which for sure are hated by most women. Moody men – Women naturally are more emotionally inclined than men. But some are more moody and emotional. One moment they are happy and the very next they become angry beasts. It is very difficult to predict how they would react and behave to situations. Women would never prefer such men. The alcoholics- Everything needs to be indulged in limits. But some men just never believe in limits. They make drinking a habit and cannot live without it. Women hate men who are not in control. Alcohol addiction will be the first thing that will drive women away from you. The stalker – Women cannot tolerate men who l
10 Things About Me!
  Instructions......               Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.         1. I can't eat mash mellows, gummy bears, soggy corn flakes, jello and the like, I have a bad gag relex ever since I was a kid :/   2. I had a dream that went on for 2 weeks..   3. I help delivered a stranger's baby @ 2 am 3 years ago :) ..   4. I have not eaten bread in over 5 years..   5. I have not gained any weight ever since I was 19 so I wear the same size undies :)   6. I have a rare blood type, so I can't give blood or get..   7. I still have a T-shirt I have owned since I was 8 years old, I still have it and don't know why..   8. I hate TV, I watch tv prob 25 times for the
Imagine that the first life forms on earth were fish, that eventually worked there way up onto the surface. After millions of years of evolving, liforms can actually study the earth, the millions of other planets, and other lifeforms and chemicals they can find. Hurling through space directly towards them is a massive rock. The rock smashes into earth and half of the world is embedded into nothing. Dust is thrown up into the air and the remaining lifeforms slowly die from the lack of sunshine. If this is so how many times has this happend before we got here.
Things I Miss.
1. I miss the anonymous gifts. I may have hardly gotten them, but they were nice. 2. I miss the dictionary gift. I loved sending that thing out to people. 3. I miss the dirty weeds. I don't remember sending them to anyone, but I sure do remember getting a few of them. 4. I miss the get a clue gift. I don't think they had it around that long, but it was funny. Now I can find so many reasons to send it out. 5. I miss the old blog format. 6. I miss being able to shout some certain members and actually get an answer. Now I guess I'm not "whorish" enough. 7. I miss the "shout box" and "alert box". Why change the name on something that is EXACTLY the same as it was before? ...........I think that's it. If you want to add anything that you miss from here, go ahead and add it in the comments.
Think Think Think.
screaming kids + flooded bathroom floor due to kids not keeping water in tub. + fogetting to pick up cheese at store for supper. + One ice cube in tray + arm on frying pan just fell off in my hand + sore neck + cooking pizza for kiddos with the cardboard still under the pizza due to forgetting all about it. = Natasha throwing in the towel PLUS @#^$&!!!!!!!!!!   Later days.
Thing I Thought I Should Be Doing ,and Now I Don't Think So
hi when i first came on this site,I didn't know what i was doing , and so when i saw nsfw photo i made comments that i thought you wanted to hear,sexy,and now that i think of i was very disrespect.Well I've talk to a women that i have the up most respect for. And she explained,that  i saw this site as not being real ,and just a place to have fun ,and get away from reality for a while,and tell everyone what they wanted to hear,and like i said  it was some statement that my mother would have kill me if she ever heard,but i figure if you had NSFW photo then that what you wanted dirty talk .And now i know i was wrong and very disrespectful,and that not how i am at all.Some people  that know me a little bit here know that I'm a very nice and caring person,and when something go bad for anyone ,i offer my help,because i really do care for people a lot.So from this day forward i will be just me real and honest that all i ever was,and got caught up in this places,where i thought it was all fun
Altough I think about many things I try to be open and receptive. Some may think that I am way out there and filled oppinons. Actually no. If I was truly way out there I wouldn't be here calmly keying this or to even think with any reason. I'd be dead or locked up for good. Honestly, I do see many things when I am out, which I keep to myself. I know that were it not for this openess that God has granted me I will be the one so critical to conceive of hell and damnation. I know that even I try my best I will often fail. Failure results from trying. If I did not try who do I have to blame but me. I told my Cardiologist that same but not in that way. I will see where this God is taking me, for now I truly do not know. Far as any evil I don't have to look far. The same with addiction, no matter what it is. Norio  
Thinking It Over...
i can think of a number of thing'sthat i'd love to my first statment what i'm working toward's is a spritual awakeingand to me that mean's to be able to see everthing in life.and to feel happy and free and to make my life bettertowards my family.and not let any one or any man put me downagain.i am a person and a very sexy lady or at least i think i am no woman should go through life being scared of a man and to say whats on her mind a woman can't be scared.some men are week but most men are strong and would slap the shit out of you in a heart beat.take it from mr it's happen to me i was so scared for my life that i did'nt know which way to go.or where to hide i walked around with so much guilt and bruses all over me. i was a shame to go out i lost a baby at 3 months because of a man. i have never talked about this and i wanted to get it off my chest !!!!!!                                                              always sammyjo  
Things About Me
Favorite Flower: Lilies with Orchids I like to eat grilled cheese with mariinara sauce I don't like to play footsie once i can feel the other persons toe nails. i hate it when people fidget i love all fashion era's between the 30's and 60's I hate the 80's full of coke and bad clothes i like white gold better then yellow gold I love words by Dr. Maya Angelou I've seen someone die, I wouldn't choose to forget it I've had my heart broken more than once i used to and still do love shows like: Family guy, the cleveland show, The old Girl's next door, Doug from Nickelodean and the rugrats, power rangers, vr troopers, sailor moon, the vampire diaries, secret life of an american teenager, 7th heaven, party of 5, full house, family matters, the cosby show, and most of all Fresh Prince of bel air. Movies: I hate scary movies, I watched one in theatre's i'm not the kinda girl that'll just jump out and hold your hand. I will jump out and leave the theatre. lol. I love comedies, acti
Things I Learned This Weeked
1. It's not good trying to watch 'No Country For Old Men' when you're tired as hell from not sleeping the night before and eight hours of baking. 2. Also, being tired and emotional equals crying like a little baby girl at the last twenty minutes of 'Elf' 3. Misreading 'tsp' as 'tbsp' when you're adding eight tsp's of treacle to a cookie recipe is a FUNDAMENTAL ERROR. 4. Stirring Florentine mix is REALLY REALLY hard on the wrist (no matter how much exercise your wrist gets daily), especially when you misread 'tsp' as 'tbsp' etc etc
"10 Things"
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I lost my kidneys and had a transplant and would do it again if i was taken back to 2004 2. I hate shoes and would rather wear my slippers every where 3. I hate to have a ford pass me 4. I love photography and consider myself an amateur, but still tring to learn 5. I clean house about everyday, but i hate doing it 6. I love doing my dishes 7. i love helping my x-wife (in court when im on the other side of her lol) 8. i like asking people who are walking (only if i know them) and ask thim if there are tired of walking, then tell them to run awhile 9. I hate cats even though i have one now, and
10 Things I Hate About You!
1 - you're only loving when you want sex!   2 - you use and abuse me!   3 - that orgasm you moan aloud is fake!   4 - you choose your friends over me!   5 - we can never agree or disagree on anything!   6 - you never tell me you love me...first!   7 -  you never..ever listen to a thing i say!   8 - you never hold me after we make love!   9 - you always have the last word!   10 - you never admit you're wrong!   ** so... do you have these conversations as i do with my multi-personalities?
Things That Needed To Be Said (not Personal)
In this world there are many types of people, there are lovers, haters, liars, and truth tellers. There are also, game players, straight forward people, pessimists and optimists. Among them there are combinations and contradictions. There are people in power whom can be among any or all of these types of people. A lover of some, while hating others, a teller of truth to some, and a liar to others, a game player with some interests and a straight forward blunt force to others. Now why must I write about these things? Because there are many forces of nature and the world pulling its weight and pulling other’s weight and among them are all types and kinds of people. And this is something about the world. Not just you, or me, or the person down the street.   Now, in this world there are very close to 7 billion people, 6.804 to be closer to the exact number. On this planet we call Earth; we hold 5 large continents, 2 smaller continents, and a lot of islands. Among those continents w
2 Things That Annoy Me Ugly People Making Sexual Passes & The People That Only Have Pics Of Them Like 10 Years Ago Put Up A Damn New Pic! This Song
This song is for all the ugly people that make sexual passes and gross eople out hahaha , its like man if i was turned on not only did u turn me off but its more like a blackout everythings now turned off with in a mile raduis ... hahhahahahhaha or yer also the people that only have pics of them like 5-10 years ago or more some even have 20 years ago!!! plz for the luv of god post at least 1 new pic! its basically the same as being fake if ur pics are over 20 yrs old lol nuff said
Things To Think About In A Non Perfect World
ive done some things in my life that im not proud of. hell noone is perfect after all. as this year comes to a close i sit and think back on all thats happend in my life this year. i realize that the way i went about dealing with things wasnt the best way to deal with them. i admit i am an over emotional person and yes i do let them emotions rule me and alot of the times it usually bites me in the ass. i understand that and i except it for what it is. i recently moved out to arizona to reclaim my life and hopefully get on the right track, again im not perfect and i make mistakes. one major one is i have been addicted to marijuana for years and it all but ruled my life until i had my kids. over the years i have drastically cut back on my usage until it is almost non exsistant. i have been sober for almost a month now and it feels great. yes of course i have my cravings once in a while especially when i get stressed, and lets face it ive been stressed since i got out here but who dont g
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43 Things Your Boy Should Know ♥
#1 When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away. #2 When she misses you, she's hurting inside. #3 When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers. #4 When she walks away from you mad, follow her. #5 When she stares at your mouth, kiss her. #6 When she pushes or hits you, grab her tight & don't let her go. #7 When she starts cursing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her. #8 When she ignores you, give her your attention. #9 When she pulls away, pull her back. #10 When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful. #11 When you see her crying, just hold her and don't say a word. #12 When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind. #13 When she's scared, protect her. #14 When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her. #15 When she steals your favorite jacket, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. #16 When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh. #17 When she doesn't answer for a long
25 Things About To Become Extinct In America
25.   U.S. Post Office They are pricing themselves out of existence. With e-mail, and online services they are a relic of the past. (refer to #9) Packages are also sent faster and cheaper with UPS. 24. Yellow Pages This year will be pivotal for the global Yellow Pages industry Much like newspapers, print Yellow Pages will continue to bleed dollars to their various digital counterparts, from Internet Yellow Pages (IYPs), to local search engines and combination search/listing services like Reach Local and Yodel Factors like 20 an acceleration of the print 'fade rate' and the looming recession will contribute to the onslaught. One research firm predicts the falloff in usage of newspapers and print Yellow Pages could even reach 10% this year -- much higher than the 2%-3% fade rate seen in past years. 23. Classified Ads The Internet has made so many things obsolete that newspaper classified ads might sound like just another trivial item on a long list. But this is one of those harbingers of
Things I Have Learned
My Niece and Nephew are a crazy pair. If I ever happen to be there as they get out of school, I get to hear everything they learned that day. It keeps me sharp, keeps me informed and its a great way to pass the afternoon when it takes them twenty minutes to tell me how the spelling test went that day, or how the teacher lost her cellphone. An animated duo for sure. It got me to thinking, and eventually led to this posting. I dont post much anymore, and I think it is due to the fact that I dont have as much going through my head as usual. Regardless, here is my list of what I have learned in life so far. -No matter how much I care, some people just dont care back-You cannot make someone love you-No matter how thin you slice it, there is always two sides-My sense of humor has never failed me-Its a lot easier to react than to think-Either you control your temper or it controls you-Death is final...there is no time out, no take backs and no do-overs-My best friend and I can do anything o
Things Happen
Sometimes it's easier to express what you feel through a song you hear and know. You can, because the people who write the songs feel what you do. They live a human life, just like you do. The same emotions felt over and over by billions of people, all put into a song. That's what I'm doing with this section of my blogs. The songs reveal my emotions better than anything can at points in my life when I don't know how to express myself. I'm sure others can relate.
Think About This
The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in  one of it's releases. A.A billion seconds ago it was 1959.. B.A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. C.A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.. D.A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet. E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it. While this thought is still fresh in our brain...let's take a look at New Orleans ..It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.Louisiana Senator,Mary Landrieu (D) is presently asking Congress for 250 BILLION DOLLARS to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number... what does it mean? A.Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans   (every man, woman,
Things I Have Learned
Things I have learned I've learned . . . that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place. I've learned . . . that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. I've learned . . . that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other and just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I've learned . . . that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for whom we become. I've learned . . . that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated. I've learned . . . that credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being. I've learned . . . that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I've learned . . . that n
Things Not To Say To Your Boyfriend
You pride yourself on your open, honest relationship. But that doesn't mean you should blurt out any thought that comes to mind. Sometimes, a comment that seems perfectly harmless to you might be hurtful, awkward or just plain irritating to your boyfriend. Excelle has identified 10 such comments. Ignore us at your own risk! 1) "My ex did the exact same thing!" Whether it's a desirable resemblance (they both always hold the door open) or a less desirable one (neither one showers often enough), your boyfriend never wants to hear that he's anything like your ex. Ever. You don’t want him to feel like you're always comparing the two of them, do you? Think about it: Do you really want him to imagine that he does other things just like your ex? Doubtful. Plus, he might think you're still hung up on your former flame. Either way, a comment like this won’t do much for his self-esteem. So the next time you experience boyfriend deja-vu, keep it to yourself. 2) "Helen's pregna
The Things You Can Do When You Put Your Mind To It
It is truely amazing the things you can do when you just put your mind to it. No problem is insurmountable not when you have the most excessable evidence locker in Miami. Sean did need to go away, but death wasn't the answer, life in prison will do just fine. For now atleast the code of Harry remains unbroken.
1 Thing
i just have 1 thing  say....looks sure as hell do matter...sad i think
52 Things About Me
52 Facts About You1.) Name: Nic2.) Age: 233.) Birthday: 02/23/19864.) Birthplace: seattle5.) Location: spokane6.) Sign: pieces7.) Have Kids: no but want some8.) Relationship Status: engaged9.) Hair Color:  brown10.) Height: 6'2"11.) Long Hair or Short Hair: short12.) Religion: agnostic13.) Ethnic Background: scottish and irish14.) Occupation: photographer and dj in rl15.) Pets: 2 dogs to wabbits yes i said wabbits lol16.) Proudest Moment: day my gf said yes to marrying me17.) Have a Website: yes18.) Do You Smoke: no i chew19.) Do You Drink: yes20.) Eye Color: brown21.) Piercings: none at this moment thingking of redoing my eye brow and lebret22.) Tatoos: yes, 3 and counting23.) Overused Word: fuck24.) Ever Done Drugs: yes25.) What Country would you like to visit: ireland again26.) Ever Been In Love: yes i am right now27.) Last Movie You Saw: avitar28.) What Famous Person Would You Like To Meet: click hamilton29.) Have Any Siblings:none30.) Like To Camp: love to camp and back pack31.) E
Thinking On How Far My Life Has Come
Just sitting here thinking about all the things that have happened and how my life has changed over the last few years. I have went from what I thought was always gong to be my life to a life much better than before. My family life and home was always in turmoil and chaos. I never had any kind of stability. Most of the time I did not know where my husband or kids were at and I was always angry. I had beautiful family but I was always miserable. No one ever saw what the real me and my life was like. They only saw what they wanted to see and many never took the time to really get to know me. I was never know by my name I was simply his wife or my kids mom. I never was me. This caused me great turmoil and sadness and I felt as if I was simply going to disappear someday. I could never be myself with my husband because that was jst too spontaneous for him. I had to fit in his perfect little box and do what I was supposed to do according to his image of a wife. I was like a mushroom, "kept i
Things That Piss Me Off Part 1
I have named this lil piece ," things that piss me off part 1". The reason I chose this name is because, I know this is an ever growing list. On a daily basis I find more and more things that piss me this is part one of an ongoing saga.TV pitch menThe first asshole I would like to aim my anger towards is, JARED You all know him that fat fucker that went on the subway diet and lost his fuckin twin. well I would love to shove about 5 subs down his throat and watch him slowly choke to death.He claims that he ate so many subs that he lost weight, 6 grams or less. well I have news for all of you, unless the 6 grams is cut into fuckin lines, his ass excersized and ate fuckin rice cakes. Now enough about subway boy, my next rant is about another well know but equally hated by me "tv pitchman" You know the guy and i bet you probably hate him as much as i do. DUUUUUUUUDE YOUR GETTING A DELL". WHYYYYYYYYYYY? I will b good i promise. PLEASE DONT MAKE ME USE A DELL.To begin with Dell is qui
There are things That make us laughThings that make us cryThings that make us want to liveThings that make us want to dieThings that make us differentThings that make us the sameAnd things you dont want to let go of Even as you try There are memories that are dear to you And make you want to cryI lost some oneSome one dear to me.And some thingsThat I wish would go away.And things I wish would stay.No one can take your place.No matter how they try.No one can do the things you do.No matter who they are.No one can hold you like I do.No one can kiss me quite like you.No one can hold me in their armsAnd tight as you can.I miss so many memoriesBut even as I try To let go of the pain you causeAnd try hard not to cryI miss that way you warmed me upJust by holding me so tightI miss the way I kissed The flesh upon your lips.The crease of your body As it pressed against mine.I miss the tender rhythmAs you whispered in my earThe things that you said That I didn't want to hear.I hated the way you t
26 Things A Perfect Guy Would Do! (*_*)
26 Things a Perfect Guy Would Do! (*_*) 1. Know how to make you smile when you are down. 2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice. 3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence. 4. Give you the remote control during the game. 5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you. 6. Play with your hair. 7. His hands always find yours. 8. Be cute when he really wants something. 9. Offer you plenty of massages. 10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork. 11. Never run out of love. 12. Be funny, but know how to be serious. 13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious. 14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready. 15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts. 16. Smile a lot. 17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you. 18. Appreciate you. 19. Help others out. 20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1. 21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when y
Thinking Of Love
to love someone is to give them your heart so this day as of today i'm handing you my heart all i ask is to never hurt it as i have been hurt far to many times in my past the greatest thing i can give you is a love that is undying an that will grow every min of every day showing you how i feel an what i want will always come from my heart so please love me as i do you never hide it or keep it from me for i will surely cry an if its not love you are feeling then please always tell me the truth cause i love you to much to hold you from loving the one true love you have or that you could find an my loving you would mean i would let you go just to see you happy even if it wouldnt be with me so with these words i love you
Think Before You Speak >_> (note: You Will Be Fined Hahaha)
O HAi O_o New fines Update: *Dumb Pickup lines-Bling me * Disrespect-HappyHour or BlingPack or BombBling * Really stupid questions - Blast or Ticker*Being Way Annoying- 11's bling  *Commenting a picture with out paying attention resluting in a comment  that makes u look retarded and un oringnal - One of the pimping fu gifts * *Overly Sexual comments esp with out even knowing me or in ur friends request -  pimphand bling so i can slap u Plus 500K fubucks*Copy and paste photo comments that u give same to all - one fu gift* Fwd Your pickup line/Parahgraph to me esp sexual ones asking me over the top shit , and then forgeting u sent it and sending it again  like every 2 weeks -Happyhour and blingpack*Wedding Proposals with out even knowing me or even saying hi frist- Fu drink,Pimp Gift &bling ********OHHHHH AND LEAVING A RANDOM COMMENT ON STATUS that has nothing to do with the staus - fined one small fu gift hahaha*********************************************all should come with a sorry Fu
Thinking Of You
I hear your voice, whispered in the wind, It calls softly to me I know when I hear it, That you want to be with me. The wind moves my hair about my face In the manner that you do; When, in your arms I am embraced My love I give to you. It reminds me of your fingers When you touch my face; It tells me of your love In your heart's secret place. It brings your thoughts to me each time we are apart, It keeps our thoughts together And stirs within my heart. Oh, would it be that we could meet Above the breezy sky, And bind your wings with mine complete So, together we could fly. I hope this wind will blow your way To brush your face as mine; Till we are one for every day Our love and lives combined.
Think'n Back
I heard Taps played the other day, got me to thinking of my uncle. He is one of the idols on my page. When down I tend to write, some how helps. These are for my Uncle Bill.I grew up in the sandhillsHad to work for my keepAlong side my uncleHe was a hero to meHe had one legThat was just a stumpWas funny to watchStumbling around when drunkThat old man could drinkAnd damm could he fightWent to town on the weekendDad'd bail him out Sunday nightWe'd ride the rangeFix fence and suchBrand and dehornCut out calf’s nutsPut up hay all summerTo feed them damm cowsKill rattle snakes an coyotesOnes we could anyhowCalf'n time come aroundWe might be up all nightPull'n the slippery lil bastardsMake'n sure they were alrightTaught me how to shootThrow fence staples like a knifeTaught me lots of thingsHelped me get through this lifeI grew sick of that ranchFirst chance I moved awayAin't never went backThat’s the way it'll stayWent the funeralWhen my uncle diedThey played tapsAnd yes I criedA
10 Things About Me That You Dont Know
 Here are ten things about my you didnt or did know   1. I am a good Friend  2. I am careing  3. I am opened minded   4. I am expermental  5. I am honest  6. I am Protective when the times are needed  7. I Can Keep Your Personal  Secrets that you tell  Me inside of me like  Vault  8. I look threw other peoples prospectives before acting out or saying anythinf  9. I like Goth Chicks ( and for the people who wanna lable me cuz i like something different PISS OFF)10. I have an odd stress reliver wich is being bittin on the neck it can be with fangs or with out fangs i perfer with  there you go
10 Things About Me.
 I am a hopeless flirt with EVERYONE. 9. I am a people person. 8. I do get upset if I think I hurt your feelings. 7. I love the word fuck a lot! 6. I work a lot. 5. I am getting better with compliments. 4. I can be very OCD and Random 3. I tend to be a comment whore and smart ass. 2. I have the biggest heart ever, yet I am no fool. 1. I am like no other you will ever meet.  
Things I Learned Growing Up In Louisiana
1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.  2) There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Louisiana  3) There are 10,000 types of spiders, and all 10,000 of them live in Louisiana  4) If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.  5) "Onced" and "Twiced" are words.  6) It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.  7) "Jawl-P?" means, "Did y'all go to the bathroom?"  8) People actually grow and eat okra.  9) "Fixinto" is one word.  10) There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper...  11) Iced tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar.  12) Backwards and forwards means, "I know everythin' 'bout you.  13) The word "jeet" is actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?"  14) You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see...  15) You don't PUSH butt
10 Things You Should Never Say To A Redhead
  10. “Do your drapes match the carpet?” Thank you for annihilating any naughty thoughts I may have had about  showing you my interior decorating. 9. “Carrot-top.” If you are the first, second or third adult ever to say this to a 6-year-old redhead, congratulations — a first-grader finds you clever! Otherwise, you just appear to possess all the mental maturity of a first-grader, and I expect you’ll shortly be peeing your pants in public. 8. “You know what they say about redheads ...” No, what do they say? No,really, what? You’re not going to tell me? I really wanna know, what do they say, tell me what they say about redheads ...Ohhhh, is this one of those reverse psychology things where I’m supposed to giggle aloud about what a bad girl I am? You wanna know what else is reverse psychology? Your thinking this is gonna work. 7. “Are you a natural redhead?” Yes, are you a natural retard? 6. “Firecrotch.&rdq
10 Things I Hate About You.
In response to the "tell us 10 things about yourself" phenomenon that is fubar blogging, I thought I'd reciprocate with 10 things about humanity that I am generally unfond of.  If you hate the same ten things, please, come take me out for dinner. We can be misanthropic and hate the world together. I might even buy you a drink. Something with bitters in it.   1. You gotta be the girl with the most cake. Seriously, in a century, when you are worm food, that iPod won't mean a thang, sista. Neither will all your bling (real life here people, not fu) or the game you talk or the hotties you bed or your swagger. ALL that will matter is the impact you left on your world or the legacy you handed down. So shut up and DO something. Stop trying to collect happiness and find it in what really, kindness and compassion.   2. Being the best liar is what gets you to the top of the heap. Honesty counts for shit. It's seen as bitchiness. Yeah, ok. The better you are at pretending to be
13 Things You Never Gave A Damn You Didn't Know About Me.
1. I was born on Friday, 13 February 1976, at 11:58PM. Yes, this makes me an Aquarius.    2. I'm a modern gypsy. The longest I have stayed in one place in my adult life is two years. Places I've stayed long enough to call home: Paterson,NJ; Tampa,FL; Orlando,FL; New Orleans; London; Tel Aviv; Calcutta; New York City; Oklahoma City; Chicago; Atlanta.   3. I am allergic to pennicillan, coconut, bees, and most laundry detergents. I found all of these out the hard way.   4. I am a daredevil, a show-off, and an accident magnet. This combination has led to almost 100 broken bones and nearly 1000 stitches over the course of my life.   5. The first physical feature I notice about other people is their hands. I'm a sucker for elegance and long fingers. Boys who paint their fingernails get me hot.   6. I have changed careers three times. I started out my life in the entertainment industry...modeling, singing, dancing and acting. Then I switched to the funeral industry. Now, I'm an arch
35 Things A Girl Probably Doesn't Know
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll o
Things I'd Rather Do.
I've always wanted to write something about this movie, but therewere always just too many things that I could pick on. Instead, here'sa list of awful things I'd rather do than watch "Napoleon Dynamite" again;* Die;* Put my balls in a vice grip;* Piss glass;* Contract herpes;* Break my own legs;* Watch every episode of Everybody Loves Raymond ever made...Twice;* Live in Bosnia;* Throw myself off of the Eiffel Tower;* Shit razorblades;* Eat my own hand;* Shave my head;* Violently insert a metal pipe up my ass;* Have sex with any farm yard animal;* Poison myself and spend my last moments looking at Yoko Ono's artwork (a fucking tampon and a lotus flower is conceptual art? Don't pissdown my back and tell me it's rain, bitch);* Shoot myself in the face;* Drink my own piss;* Felate a 90-year old man;* Listen to Rosie O'Donnell climax;* Stick my dick in a meat grinder;That's all for now. I'll add some later. Maybe.
Thin Like Btween Heaven And Hell
You've got a thin line between Heaven and Hell You make it easy to cross 'cause you hide it so well You're so sketchy with the games you play You drag men by the heart in your own special way To you breaking the rules seems fair As long as you get what you want, you just don't care You smile so sweet as you watch them falling Breaking hearts is your true calling This is your game, so lets play by your rules But I'm telling you know darlin', I am nobodys fool I know your motives and I know them well             You've got a thin line between Heaven and Hell
The Thing About Love - Alicia Keys
well things have up and changed again. Getting divorced, moved back to my hometown, yeah going through some life altering stuff right now. Hopefully be getting done soon.
"thinking Of You"
When I wake in the morning light weary or delight all I can do is think about you.When I am home alone or out and about all I can do is think about you.As I sit in the sun light or gazing at the stars above all I can do is think about you.When it’s cold on the outside or cold within or hot on this side or hot on the other end still all I can do is think about you.When it dry and sunny or wet and raining still all I do is think about you.When my heart is filled with joy or hurting with pain, it really doesn’t matter because still all I do is think about you.When I am asleep during the day or at night, even in my dreams still all I do is think about you.Even when times are at its worst or when it’s even at its best, still all I do is think about you.In all the time there is, a day, a week, a month, a year, or even a life time, still all I do is think about you.Even in my doubts or when I know things are true, still all I can do is think about you.Love has no meaning if
Think Spring!
I'm thinking positive. :-D
24 Things About To Become Extinct In America.
Your children or grandchildren will only read about these things on Wiki one day. 24. YELLOW PAGES This year will be pivotal for the global Yellow Pages industry. Much like newspapers, print Yellow Pages will continue to bleed dollars to their various digital counterparts, from Internet Yellow Pages (IYPs), to local search engines and combination search/listing services like Reach Local and Yodel Factors like an acceleration of the print 'fade rate' and the looming recession will contribute to the onslaught. One research firm predicts the falloff in usage of newspapers and print Yellow Pages could even reach 10% this year -- much higher than the 2%-3% fade rate seen in past years. 23. CLASSIFIED ADS The Internet has made so m any things obsolete that newspaper classified ads might sound like just another trivial item on a long list. But this is one of those harbingers of the future that could signal the end of civilization as we know it. The argument is that if newspaper
The Things I Discover While The Rest Of You Are Sleeping.
- Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton. - The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. - The dot over the letter 'i' is called a 'tittle'. - A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up down continuously from the bottom of glass to the top. - 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. - 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. - The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red Eyes. He was albino. - On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong Parents, daily. - Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister. - Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a Few ounces can kill a small-sized dog. - Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode. - Most lipstick contains fish scales. - Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. - Ketchup was sold in the
Things I Love About My Boyfriend
1.  the musky smell of his cologne that he always wears 2.  the way he kisses my hand as we are walking together hand in hand 3. his smart ass sarcastic sense of humor 4.  he never fails to call me to see how my day went, even though its never exciting or even interesting. 5.   the way he will spontaniously kiss me wether I am at my computer, we are walking through best buy or standing in line at disney. 6.  he will suprises me buy bringing me groceries or taking me some place I mentioned I wanted to go. 7.  the way he smiles at me 8.  he can be playful and hasn't lost the kid in him yet he can be serious when he has to be 9.  the way he curses at people in traffic LOL 10. he does things for me and never complains   I can go on and on all day LOL
Things U Shouldnt Say During Sex
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...6. Try breathing through your nose. 7. A little rug burn never hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out. 11. Person 1: This is your first time... right? Person 2: Yeah... today. 12. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think -- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. (Using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 21. (Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo! 22. Do you get any premium movie channels? 23. Try not to smear my make-up, will
Things U Dnt Say To A Naked Man. Lmao
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle?5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big.12. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car.24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies? 28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow? 29. Every heard of clearasil? 30. All rig
Things You Should Know
We have been making some changes and tweaks to various areas of the site.  1. We doubled your photo storage for non VIP and VIP users. 2. We increased the daily 11's from 100 to 250 for VIP's. 3. We removed the bouncer checks on ratings. 4. We made it so you can now fuPal bling credits to each other. There will be more stuff coming down the pike soon. Thanks for your support and be sure to tell your friends.
Thinking, The Curse Of Humanity.
I know that there will never be anyone read these unless i ask to to make it worth while and to make myself feel special but such is life and no one reads it at least it is how ever many words this winds up being that are floating in cyber space instead of my head.    Its amazing what thinking can do to someone. It can solve problems, make plans, make up jokes, but it can also remind you of the past, feed you negitive feelings in a whole range of things, making you believe things when the truth is standing right in front of you. That is one thing i have never understood about thinking, how is thinking truly good for you? Sure it can help you make decisions and solve problems and things like that but if you think about it ( oh the irony ) the only time most people ever think in great length is when its something bad and they want to remember things and most of the time when you think in great detail its normally bad. Now this leads me to a point. When you think of negative things and t
Thinkining Of You
I sit here quietly and watch the sun setThinking of someone that I've never metI wonder does he think of me tooNeedless to say I am thinking of youWanting to hold you, to see your faceTo take you away to a better placeYou feel so right, too good to be trueI just can't stop thinking of youMy friends say that I might regretLosing my heart to a guy I've not metI say there is nothing I can doI cannot help thinking of youI believe you were made special for meBut wonder if that could possibly beI'm tired of being so alone and blueBut I always smile when thinking of you
Things My Dad Taught Me
The measurement of my finger from the tip to the first joint is 1 inch...depth for planting peas. The measurement to the second joint is 2 inches...depth for corn. Return borrowed things in better shape than when you borrowed them. There are two types of is the trouble you knowingly walk into, the other is trouble that just's important to know the difference. Walk softly but carry a big stick. if you have to use said stick, make sure who you use it on, doesn't get up. Grits is good. Foul language is a sign of a limited vocabulary Orion, the Big and Little Dippers. Everyone is a friend until proven otherwise. Licorice ferns, huckleberries, nettles, sword ferns. Tabasco won't kill you even if you eat it by the spoonfull. Don't watch the clock when you're at work. Fish can see you if you look over the side of the boat. Fish can hear you if you talk to loud. Respect the elders. Never go to bed angry. That which does not kill you will hurt like th
Things Are Really Good!
I am so very excited and happy right now.I had some things in my life a few months ago that really sucked and had me in a bad place.Things are going well!I have been on my wonderful job for almost 4 months now and I'm doing really well in sales and making good money.My boyfriend has been promoted again on his job so we are able to live pretty darn comfortably right now and that is great!We are moving into our own place in 2 weeks on April 8th.I'm so excited and have been buying all kinds of pretty things for my house.My trunk is so full lol.My boyfriend and I filed our taxes today and he claimed me for last year so we are getting a few grand back on April 9th the day after we move in our place!It is so refreshing to have a good and hard working man in my life.He is so good looking,funny and faithful to me.Most important he loves me for me!We will be celebrating our 3 year anniversary on May 2nd!
13 Things Your Hairstylist Won't Tell You
1. I'm a beautician, not a magician. I can give you Gisele Bündchen's haircut, but I can't give you her face.2. Come at least five minutes early. If you're running late, please call ahead. Show me some basic respect. This is a business, not fun and games.3. Don't ask me to "squeeze" you in when I'm already booked. I'd be taking time and effort away from other clients. You wouldn't like being treated that way.4. Hairdresser school does not teach about counter transference, projection, negative reinforcement, or personality disorders. If you're looking for a therapist, all I have is a tail comb and an opinion.5. Some women think that if they keep their hair all one length the way it was in high school, everyone will think they're still in high school. Guess what? You're not. As you get older, you need to soften the lines around your face. Layers are the magic remedy.6. Bodies and hair change as hormones change. If your hair is dry, listless, or brittle, or if it's not holding your color
Things Could Change.
I been thinking about this whole Fubar website. Im very happy i started it. met alot of pple and also hung out with some of yall. Alot of my friends on here are amazing and would have never believed this kind of site would be so interesting. i wanted to thank all of yall for adding me and being a friend..   Love Alisha aka American Honey
Things Have Changed.
The last blog i posted i think was in 08 so yeah its been awhile. Ive been out of a serious relationship since November due to my partner now trusting me with one of my best friend which is totaly understandable with how close we were. Ive been spending alot of time playing D&D now and also playing guitar and singing in a band. The friends i have nwo are the most important people in the world to me and make sure im still ok after a long drunk night. Things are really good compered to what they used to be. ive raelised i dont need a partner in my life. yes i do miss the cuddles more than anything and that whole feeling really specal but my friends make me feel a different kinda specal now :)
20 Things I Learned From Watching Empire Records
If you haven't seen the movie Empire Records than this entire blog will go over your head. 20. You can't kill yourself using a Lady Bick with moisturizing strip. 19. If you are a minor you can shoot up a store,hold customers hostage,and not do any hard might even be able to get a job there. 18. Record stores stay open til midnight(even later on special occasions) 17. You can sell beer without a liqour license for 5$ 16. One is able to buy a record store(cheap) 15. You can be a total asshole to everyone yet still find redemption in their eyes if you play guitar in their band( this is a stupid deleted scene on the special edition dvd) 14. His name isn't fucking Warren!(I thought his name was Warren?) 13. Telling the manager he is superb more than once can get your ass kicked. 12. Rock n' Roll Heaven has a guest list. 11. The fat man walks alone. 10. Marc Sucks! 09. 1:37 is an EXCELLENT time to declare your love for someone. 08. One is able to embezzle 9,104(I count
Things I Like
1.randoms walks 2.Gone with the Wind 3.Vera Wang 4.being lazy 5. massages 6.playing with Kingston & Tetris 7.Being told to "shut the fuck up" 8.Pouting 9. the number nine 10.Legends of the fall 11. shoes 12.Pussy 13. Cock 14.PSP 15.nipple weights
Thinking, Its A Killer
I swear one of these days thinking is going to get the best of us all. Doesnt matter where you are, what you do, or how hard you try thinking always happens. I wrote a long ass one of these not long ago about how thinking is hazardous to ones mental emotional and physical heath and its true. I dont feel like refreshing those who read the one if you wanna refresh its the post before this go for a read this one will still be here. Okay if you went to read it the rest of us waited for you to get back everyone else sorry they were so slow and held us up shows they didnt really read the other one. I digress and will now continue.   Let me ask you this, what do you do when you have so much shit going on in your life that you cant sleep and stay up all hours of the night because of all the thoughts going on inside your mind that you cant turn them off? you really dont have much choice but to try and figure what ever it is that is bouncing around your mind by thinking about it. I have notice
Things Unsaid
There's this thing where you write what you have wanted to say to someone but have not. Ya might think I'm not really known for biting my tongue...and you'd be kinda right...which is why I've never tried this before but hey, everyone evolves (it's part of my plan to get new, better friends...ones without links). So here goes...the paranoid amongst you may not wish to read further. Why would I want to buy a skincare range from someone wearing an inch of make-up over obviously bad skin? Your lab coat doesn't make you look professional, it just makes you look like a badly-made-up bimbo in a lab coat. Fuck off! I'd like to blame you for me being that stupid. But I can't. I can blame you for taking advantage of it though. Are you really that fucking dumb, or are you just pretending cuz it's easier? Stop digging, you looked stupid 30 minutes ago. The promise is not broken, just unkept. Why on earth would you think that I would find such one-dimensional crap attractive? Just because i
Things I Like.
1.Pink Floyd my all time favorite band. 2.People who are real and stick to their morals and beliefs. It's not just enough to say you are and do. Show me. 3.People who have a brain. 4.People who are not drama queens. Highschool is over kiddies time to grow up. Oh also the world don't revolve around you and your petty probelms. Really I don't care . 5.Drawing, Writing, Playing, and Listening to music. 6.People who can be humane. 7.True friends. If you are a true friend when shit gets thick you won't turn away or tell me there is nothing you can do. When we are down is when we need those closest to us the most. And sometimes simply talking and listening is enough. 8.Books. Sometimes the best exscape from reality is a good book. 9.The smell of fresh cut grass. 10.The smell of the pavement right after it starts raining. And don't say it is the same smell as wet pavement no cause they're really two different smells. 11.The smell of coffee brewing. 12.Going somewhere with
Things I Dislike.
1. People who are ignorant and stubborn. 2. Sterotypes, Racist, Hypocrites, Judgementally and just plan lazy people. 3. People who cheat. 4. Men who beat women. 5. Child molesters. 6. Fake people. Who all know who you are. 7. People who press their beliefs and religion on you. 8. People who can't keep their mouths shut who have nothing worth while to say. 9. People who waste my time. 10.  People who simply cannot see out of the box. I am sorry things are not simply black and white. There is more to life that most people cant wrap their heads around. 11. Most celebrities. Just watch any day time tv, late night news, or pick up a magazine at the store. Then you shall see why they put a bad taste in my mouth. I don't care who has a new outfit, hairstyle, pair of shoes is comming out. 12. Twitter! I swear this was created by something dark and wicked. I do not DO NOT CARE OR NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING EVERY THIRTY SECONDS! 13. The news. Very depressing. I just change
Think Pastel Steel Blue Frost
Because American automakers have found that people don’t like driving green-colored cars, they’ve instructed their salespersons to not call them “green” but rather “pastel steel blue frost”, at least according to one radio advertisement I heard this week.  I’m still trying to see what’s green about frost, though … so this is my weekend with Sarah and Jeffrey while my wife Martha with her sisters Mary and Margaret (a.k.a. the sisters Fix) bowl for their league at a state tournament.  This year it’s being held in Dickinson that is nearly four hours and one time zone southwest of us.  Martha and I have memories of that place from when we lived in Halliday that was one hour less away; in fact, it’s the nearest major town we could go to for major grocery shopping and otherwise make a day of it!   But let’s get back to last night; I went home after my day at the office even though Sarah and Jeffrey were over at Margar
Things I Wonder About
- When you're going insane, how do you know when you've arrived? - Why does bacon taste so good when pigs smell so bad? - Who taught Webster how to spell? - Why do people stop swimming when it starts to rain? - Who governs politicians? - If you fail at failing, does that make you a success?   More to follow as I think of new questions. Feel free to add your own questions or comments  :D
Things I've Learned This Week...
... Physical distance does in fact make the heart grow fonder; emotional distance makes it grow cold. It is not hard to drive more then one sleeps. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you think they shouldn't doesn't mean they don't love you with everything they have. Sometimes said love just isn't enough. It's harder to forget then to forgive...It's not the animosity that bothers a person...It's the fear of it happening again. I love my Texas friends, but y'all can NOT drive in ND. An Xbox360 is still viable and running after 14 hours of continuous play...but the people put aside after those 14 hours are not viable and running. The people that you love the most are the people in your life that will hurt you the worst, these are the people that will test your strength and your devotion. And finally...after so long of the same thing, that strength and devotion runs out and one is left FINALLY realizing that that person as well as themselves are far better off in the l
Things To Think About!!
Live Like An Angel, Die Like A Devil...X+x+X Screw U & Fuck Off! I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what i do, then i'm better than them anyway.-marilyn monroe Dreams & Reality If You Can DREAM It, You Can Achieve It!-Criss Angel Jeremiah 33:3 (MIND,BODY, & SOUL)“Call to me and I will answer you and tell you great and unsearchable things you do not know.” Piercing Hearts "people use the most ridiculous weapons to pierce someones Spirit just to let them Know that something is wrong with them, when there really isnt. Weapons like "Talk Shitting And Actions Of Shit..." Please if your one of these people, you know you only do it cause you wanna make a big deal about, YOUR "issues" so Others can see your view and talk about it as, AN "ISSUE." Its Not. Don't feel better about it because thats the only place u can get the power to Sham. When you think about it, your really just taking up all your time and energy to PLAY it. To me, your just
Think You Got It Bad, Quit Your Damn Bitching!
If you are 30, or older, you might think this is hilarious! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill... Barefoot...BOTH ways… yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!   But now that I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.  You've got it so easy!  I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!   And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it! I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet.  If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!   There was no email!!  We had to
The Things I Love About You
I love the way you make me laugh I love the way you make me cry Tears of joy stream from my eyes As I hear your voice, a loving surprise. I love you when you're angry I love you when you're sad I love you when you're glad When you tell me of the day you had I love you truly I love you deeply Ever since the day I let you meet me I missed you when you left I miss you now more than ever Making a mistake that I regret Hoping that you are a forgiver Without you, my life is strife But now I ask for a second chance Be with me and start a life Together forever, an eternal dance I wait for you as the days go by My love is growing inch by inch I cannot wait to see you again But I wait for you, and your warm kiss I love you
Things Which Make You Go Hmmmm...
I was sitting here watching all the 11s, cherry bombs, boomerangs, blasts, tickers, HHs and it dawned on me how much money really goes through this site and how much good that money could do and how many lives it could save if it was put to better use.  Cystic Fibrosis, Autism, MS, MD, Cancer...the list goes on and on....I am not on a soapbox preaching to the masses, but I have made a personal decision....   From this point on I would rather no one bought anything else for me on this site.  I, as a grandmother of a child with an incurable disease feel guilty receiving these things which aren't important.     I have a Happy Hour coming up on my birthday which has already been bought, but please.....nothing else.  Thank you for everything I have received in the past.     Now...have a lovely day.  :)  
Think Before You Act
While you SCREAM at ur woman, there's a man wishing he could talk softly to her ear... While u HUMILIATE, OFFEND and INSULT her, there's a man flirting with her & reminding her how wonderful she is. While u HURT ur woman, there's a man wishing he could make love to her. While u make ur woman CRY... there's a man is stealing smiles from her.
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.'One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.’ This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.Life Is a Gift!Today before
Things Ive Learned
if there is one thing ive learned from my parents its about hating things or ppl. my parents had this saying "to hate would take time out of my day that would be better spent loving my friends or family". something else i learned was to not wait to tell someone how you feel about them. while mom was sick i told her that i was sorry about us not getting along very well these last few yrs and that i forgave her for the things that she had done that had hurt me really badly. the last week she was alive my dad told me that she didnt think i was ever going to forgive her for the things she had done. i told dad that i had told her that i forgave for those things. he wanted me to tell her again but she wasnt in touch with the world at the time and i told him that as soon as she was more in touch with the world that i would tell her that i forgave her again. a couple of days later she died from cancer. what i wish to pass on to you is to not wait ever to tell someone you care about things like
10 Things...the Beginning
This will, quite possibly, be an ongoing blog. I will add a new "10 things..." list as often as I feel the need to. Some will be funny, some informative, and some will make you think...who am I bullshitting, none of them will make you think. My first will deal with my favorite genre of music. METAL!!!!   So, for your reading pleasure I present: 10 things every real metalhead should know 10. At least 4 sub-genres of metal 9. The differences between those sub-genres 8. The "Big Three" voices of metal...sure, there are plenty more, but if you know your metal, you know the three I am referring to. 7. The roots of metal, and the bands that were instrumental in shaping metal. 6. They should be able to describe in detail the "New Wave of British Metal" and the one band synonymous with it. 5. At least 2 details of any controversy metal bands have been involved in. (e.g., the PMRC) 4. The first four
10 Things Part Ii
10 things every Family Guy fan should know:   10. How to spell and pronounce the city they live in. 9. Know the names of the two schools mentioned on the show. 8. How Joe became paralyzed 7. The religion Peter started and who they worshiped. 6. Who Seth MacFarlane does the voices for. 5. The words to "Shipoopie" 4. The names of both of Peter's bosses, and where he worked for them. 3. Why people only understand Stewie part of the time. 2. Peter's favorite band...EVER and... 1. Who does the voice for Meg, and how hot she is.
The Thinks With Are Creativs
Im one men with thinks more in the creativity. Imore important for me,because is the form of understandme and understand to you. The love with non have creativiy is low, more pover. The love with creativity givemnews forms of lover.
Things I Liked When I Was A Kidhere Are Some Things I Liked When I Was A Kid.
Here are some things i liked when i was a kid. Army Men oh yes the little green and brown plastic guys with guns and some had mine sweepers as well. Man i remember dividing my room in to two parts setting up the field and having a war. I would throw small projectiles a crossed the room back in forth and who ever was the last team standing won the war!!! I also liked the Super Van City the van would unfold into a small city which had an airport, drag strip, bank, a canyon it had a school as well and yes i had Micro Machines the little tiny ass car but damn those things rocked i also had a Micro Machines construction play set with a bridge and a crane and i had one that had a cliff with a skull and a bridge you would push a button by the skull and it would blow up. Another thing i liked was K-Nex they would kind of like legos i had a big bin full of them i had a motorcycle i made from a K-Nex kit i used to make all sort of fun stuff with them. oh yea and what kid didn'
Things To Consider
"With knowledge comes great risk. Some things, once learned can not be UN-learned. Choose your path wisely" -Geish-
Things I Hate
  I despise sitting on a crowded train and we all know first class is empty with just one fat bloke touching his willy in there, enjoying the solitude as he alternated with fingering his silk tie and fighting the good fight of keeping his spectacles on his sweaty nose as his upper body shuddered. I merely walked past him and headed off to find the manager to ask about an upgrade.   The train manager sat in a cubicle watching the solitary man in first class touching himself on her personal CCTV in her wee special manager's cubby hole. "Can I get an upgrade to first class please" I asked.   She never took her eyes off the CCTV screen   "Yeah if you have a hundred pounds to spare?" she muttered as she watched the grainy screen.   "Really, that much to sit beside a lone masturbator?" I said as I nodded at the screen she was watching- the man was no longer fumbling...he was wiping his hands.   The train manager's head snapped straight at me "I beg your pardon?"   "Him on his ow
Think This Go`s Along With This Weekend "" Red, White & Blue - Toby Keith
30 Things Porn Has Taught Us All
Things On My Mind!!
i have so much on my mind, like it seems like the girl i love with all my heart is just not interested in me anymore, she hardly talks to me the way she used to, she's more interested in talking and txting other guys, i just dunno, im so confused. she means alot to me and i gave up so much for her and deal with alotta shit from her family and younger siblings, ppl tell me its soooo soon in the relationship or u guys havent been together in person that long so give it time!!! but the way i feel inside tells me she doesnt truly want to be with me anymore......and then at times she makes it feel like she does and makes me feel sooo good and happy, i just dont know right now im so confused, i just want a good woman for that too much to ask for???? i dont know what else to type right now maybe ill add more later...anyways thats whats on my mind lately. i do love you baby with all my heart, and want things to be great, i just hope you are being completely honest with me on everyt
Things Men Do To Get Laid That Science Says Turn Women Off
6 Things Men Do To Get Laid That Science Says Turn Women OffBy Kathy Benjamin Mar 29, 2010 2,234,203 views As we mentioned in this article, attracting a woman can be so easy you don't even realize you're doing it. Of course, most of the methods are totally outside of your control and can only be done on accident. Unfortunately, it turns out there are just as many things you're doing to repel women, again without even knowing it. Don't blame us; it's science. Common turn-offs include: #6.Talking to Her So you're in a club and--thanks to those eight shots of Jager, each of which you swear is making you exponentially sexier than you were before you downed them--you finally decide to approach the hot chick you've been leering creepily at all night. You've got your game face on and an arsenal of pick-up lines that would slay a Victoria's Secret catwalk. With a perfect storm of raw sex appeal like this brewing all around you, it comes as no surprise to you that the object of your carn
Think About Ink
In 1989 I got my first tattoo, it didn't come out all that well, when I went back to the shop I found out the guy that did had been fired and the owner of the shop redid my tattoo. Then in 1995 I had a little added to it to make it better I am thinking now of getting more added to it, or maybe even getting something put over top of it. If I added to it, I would just continue the cloud & lightning motif on my upper arm. If I got something put over top of it, I was thinking of the Crow logo.  For those not familar: Or some variation of that.  Here is a very poor conception of the overlay Your thoughts? Opinions?  
Think !
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see, I will marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations. Life Is a GiftToday before you say an
Things I Want
back fixed pay off car (3,100) new phone lap top go to england laser hair removal boob job other nipple pierced chest piece tattoo 2 pea's in a pod hip tattoo weight goal of 165 (lose 57 lbs) teeth fixed tumors removed business degree finish my book laser eye surgery to not "need" glasses xbox360 or ps3 own place to live
The Things People Will Do
its amazing the things people will do..... i tryed to start dating someone i thought would be worth it and honest.... but ended up they were just playing me for anything and everything he could get from me....on the second day of the relationship he tryed to trick(sleep with) a really good friend of mine and also told him that he already knew we were not gonna work out.... but he kept the facad up with me lying about everything and wanting to be with me.... during the second week we were together he tryed to start accusing me of being unfaithful when i was being completely honest and faithful... he was just trying to take the focus off of good friend saved all the txt that he sent him and showed them to me.... i confronted tj about it and he tryed to lie yet again.... i told him i have the proof right here i was given a copy of the text messages... then he tryed playing guilt trip.... i went off and said i feel sorry for u when karma comes to ballance itself out...i just
Things I'll Never Understand
Price stickers on mirrors. Driving on parkways and parking on driveways. Why Minute Rice takes 5 minutes to cook. There are 10 hot dogs in a pack and only 8 buns in a pack. Teenagers. And........ MEN. That Is All.
Thinking Positively
Life never gives us more than we can handle It usually presents us with less The challenge comes in the looking for what we know comes best We search this Earth for what we seek Some never finding an end But what some find is treasure beyond what some consider a Godsend So seek what ye so desire this day and reach beyond what is there before you For life is not in just the taking of today But what you see in the 'morrow and in what you do!
10 Things About Me.
1. I may be Blonde,but i'm not stupid! 2. Everything you see is REAL not fake. 3. I love flowers of anykind. 4. I'm not as innocent as i look. 5. I am a Lip Gloss Girl. 6. I can be a REAL BITCH,when provoked. 7. I'm use to Getting What i Want. 8. I Need to be Pampered Always. 9. Don't like Liars of anykind. 10.I love to Drink Champagne. Live Life for the Moment,because You Don't know When your Number is Up....
Things That Make You Go Doh!! Bloomberg On 'Coffee' Cop: Go Talk To NYPD CBS 2 States Its Case About Alleged Menacing Traffic Agent Who Flashed Lights To Dunkin Donuts, But Gets Brush Off The traffic agent accused of acting above the law -- using flashing red lights to buy coffee and abusing those he tickets -- is still on the job because Mayor Michael Bloomberg says it's not in his pay grade to do something. CBS 2 HD went one on one with hizzonor on Tuesday. Bloomberg has a rule: one reporter one question. But CBS 2 HD had lots of questions Tuesday about Traffic Agent Daniel Chu, and why he's still on duty. CBS 2 HD: "Why is it acceptable to use your flashing lights to get a cup of coffee?" Bloomberg: "It is not. It is clearly a violation of the rules. Next question." CBS 2 HD: "Number two: why is it acceptable for a traffic agent to be abusive to people?" Bloomberg: "It is not, clearly a violation of the rules. Number three." CBS 2 HD: "Number three: w
Thinking Of Stashing Some Rare Bill Cooper/mae Brussell Audio
Just wondering if there would be any interest in some rare Hour of the Time broadcasts as well as some Mae Brussell shows. I figure with all the bs disinfo patriot bs polluting the web nowadays it would be nice to have access to some quality alternative reasearch available in one place! Imagine the suprise of some wayward researcher stumbling along it and on fubar no less.Hell I aint to sure if anyone will ever even see this as I am lacking in the spectacular rack department. I reckon I'll just do it anyways but if you do have an opinion either way let me know!
Things A Burglar Won't Tell You
1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator. 2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier. 3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste... and taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have. 4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it. 5. If it snows while you're out of town, get a neighbour to create car and foot tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead giveaway. 6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don't let your alarm company install the control pad where I can see if it's set. Th
Thinking Strikes Again
When you try your best i mean you try above and beyond where the normal person would say "ya know what fuck this shit its too damn hard" and give up, what do you do when that still doesn't quite cut it? Keep in mind that this goes for all aspects of causes of you thinking; life, relationships, and jobs and the money the produce.  You could think that you did the best you could more than the average person would keep your head up and carry on unphased but lets be real with ourselves for a second, how many really do that? Sure will do it sometimes but when it is constantly coming up almost tragically short it becomes increasingly more difficult to do that. The vast majority of people out there would stop and , here is the kicker...wait for it wait for it, think that their best is not good enough. Seriously its not hard to understand why people feel like that, I mean if it happens lots the mentality of I'm not good enough for whatever takes over and, I for one,can not blame
Things 2 Cool Chics Should Never Say But Did! The Intro
Oh wow so I am totally winging this introduction there will be typos...I have trained myself to type with my eyes closed but not with one less finger lol...I can adapt, I promise, I do this well. Anyhow, WTF oh yes for those of you allowed to venture into the words that were actually written down on paper expressed between myself and my strictly platonic flaming heterosexual beautiful wife, who has btw touched me while I was tied up...hey someday she will tell everyone she is as twisted as the rest of us! ROFLMAO I have already almost wet myself twice because I was laughing so hard...once because I smacked my messed up finger on the door casing... OMG stop knocking on wood after saying I never and then what something dumb happens....oh shit rambling again anyone that has talked to me more that 3 times know what that is about...I do talk way too much oh well its yeah these words that will posted following my amazingly (oo sorry I have to swear right now) fuckered intro (lil nsf
Things 2 Cool Chics Should Never Say, But They Did!
I am owning my share in this I will be character known as 42 the other will be known as A! please keep in mind this was a conversation had over a few days in writing inside a random notebook. Someday I may PDF it and share cuz there is artwork too LOL. I am trying to translate it all directly from the notebook paper...I may have typos my hand really hurts (I am a dumbass sometimes)..ok on with the ridiculous filth 42: Pooptard Spaztastic Fuckalicious Monkey Face! A: KILL YOU! 42: Puss nugget retardo spackle turd A: if you close your eyes I'm going to punch you spuare in the face! with my dead arm! 42: (random drawing of jagged teeth and snake tongue) this is a symbolic cartoonish picture of your stankho chicken dragon breath ways! A: Oh Yeah?! Well you're dumb! so there you hairy sasquatch loving monkey poop eating sheep licker! 42: Shit Fuck Cock Suck Fuck Shit Jesus Christ Super Star ...LICK IT! A: What the fuck super fuck  fuck fuck? Hell mother fuckin cock lickin fuckin fuc
Thinking. Can't stop thinking.Think of you. This. That. That Life. That day.That dream was mine.A utopian dream.Your aura; struck me like lightning to a tree.Pointy, like a star, you shone.So bright, yet not shining as a star would,But as apparent as white chalk on a blackboard.You would not show off like a star.Yet you did burn so hot, so fiercely, so explosively -you were a star in my eyes.But like all stars, you died.That gas was gone.No pull between us.The atmosphere was dryand I began to choke.I was taken from my star - like a child being taken from its poor,drunken mother - I did not know what was happening.Dazed. Confused. Without true reality, I there sat.Wondering.The end of my world had only just begun, with yours beginning.             Purity once had a name,And beauty once had a face.Life once had a meaning,And once I was safe.Once there was freedom,And once I could laugh.Happiness once was alive,And once I had another half.Once I shared her love,Once I was by her si
Things That Make Me Lol...
People who act smarter than everyone else but cant read a simple map. Women who refer to themselves as milfs (dont they know the term is moms i'd like to fuck?... I'D like) Turnips... just because Watching people react angrily to things that happen to them, yet laugh about doing the SAME thing to others Season 12 of South Park (y) Hypocrites (True, I can admit Im a hypocrite myself, but if you cant laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?) Mitch Hedberg Those "Hitler reacts" videos on YouTube Sweatin' to the Oldies vol. 2,3 and 5 Watching when my dad tried to play Halo...he hasnt mastered "Pong" on Atari, but he thought he could handle an Xbox   People who walk up to a locked door, try to open it, step back, look around, then try to open it again before leaving.   I know its not much of a list, but I was trying to go for something thats a lil more than a "Blow off some steam and rant" type blog, or a "Whoa is me" blog that seems to be the norm lately. What makes so
Think About It
  There must be higher love, well according to Steve Winwood that’s true but to me I simply accept average height love, and after 30 years of marriage am well versed in being average. I have tried being extraordinary but I end up being mediocre.   My past attempts at being sultry and sexy have landed in flat-liner heaven, with me either having stomach pains on a floor trying to shift wind but dressed in Agent provocateur and red high heels, or husband and I having a big fight when we get to the secluded romantic cottage. We can’t seem to time or prepare our relationship for fun and love. It either happens or it doesn’t, it can’t be orchestrated at all.   Usually we end up deciding to get divorced as I sit on high count Egyptian cotton sheets, chomping on luxury chocolates and slugging chilled Champagne in a five star hotel beside a dramatic coastline. Then again, we have sat in a one berth cockroach infested caravanette and been stuck to each other’s
Things I Need To Know About You Right Effing Now.
chuck klosterman says i need to know these things about you before i can figure out if i love you or not. and since i think he and i share half a brain, i've decided to ask you. and i expect you to answer every single one of these...and i need to know why. i'm in a demanding mood today, can you tell?   1. let us assume you met a rudimentary magician. let us assume he can do five simple tricks--he can pull a rabbit out of his hat, he can make a coin disappear, he can turn the ace of spades into the Joker card, and two others in a similar vein. These are his only tricks and he can't learn any more; he can only do these five. HOWEVER, it turns out he's doing these five tricks with real magic (real? yes. real.). it's not an illusion; he can actually conjure the bunny out of the ether and he can move the coin through space. he's legitimately magical, but extremely limited in scope and influence. would this person be more impressive than albert einstein??   2. let us assume a fully grow
Things I've Learned This Week Second Edition....
1. The most unexpected things can be some of the best opportunities, even if fear holds you back for awhile you know eventually you will give it at least a shot. 2. I am not matter how many times I try to prove otherwise, no matter how much I try to take care of everyone and everything and keep everything just so, I can't. 3. Just because I say I'm ok, I'm not. In fact if I say I'm ok, It probably means I'm in so much pain inside my mind I can't form other words to explain how I feel. 4. I can not please everyone. 5. I can not alwayz make myself happy, sometimes I have to accept others putting a smile on my face. 6. The world won't crumble if I take 5 minutes for myself (thanks for reminding me of that Feed and yes I do feel MUCH BETTER!) 7. Sleep is not the enemy, sleep is my friend.... 8. No matter how much I work, the work will never be done and the gratification of putting 200% of yourself into your job is never worth the guilt of not seeing your child. 9. I
Things You Should Know But Probably Don't
THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BUT PROBABLY DON'T             1. Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton.             2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.             3. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a 'tittle.'             4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.             5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller ..             6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.             7. 315 entries in Webster 's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.             8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes.  He was albino.             9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.             10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.             11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small-sized dog.           
20 Things And $1000
1. Check out the 1000 buck giveaway. There are prizes for the top 20 plus people. Just try and you will win. Click on the contest link on the header bar. 2. Make sure to ad the new fubar app 3. Make sure to follow our updates on twitter. We drop a lot of tips on there before hand. @fubartweets @scrapper101 4. Check out the Fubar Street Team
10 Things To Do On Fubar Free That Will Raise Your Level!!( Two Bonus Tips)
10 Things you can do for FREE on fubar that will raise your level! (Two bonus tips) 10 cool things to do on fubar that don’t cost any money!    1. Polish Bling:  This is a huge opportunity for anyone looking to earn points. Go to that user’s page and click on   2. Get on fullette and video chat. I was jamming guitar on it and there are people making points.   3. Rate your friends: even if you are not VIP you are still earning points.   4. Go after some of the achievements.   5. Refer some REAL friends and earn some points.   6. Write up a blog on some of the tips you have found on the site to be useful.   7. Check out the MuMMs and see if you can handle the heat.   8. Go to the game room and blow off some steam. http://www.fubar.
Things We Can Live Without... Swim Trunks With Pockets... Wtf?!?!?!?
so one hell hot day a group of friends and relatives and i decided we should go to the pool and splash around, cool off and have a good time.  im so excited, im changin clothes, puttin my trunks on, slip my cell phone in the pocket (!!) and hop in the ride and take off. We get there and Im so mesmerized by the blue of the water , thats all i can see (LOL). We make our way in, put our towels in our spot, and i proceed to cannonball right in the deep end, leavin all cares by the poolside... except one... so im doin backflips, lookin at the ladies in the skimpy bikinis, playin Marco Polo when i have the most random thought pop into my head: I wonder who called me... FAAAAAACK!!!!!! i go into my pocket (!!) pull my cell phone out, look at it like woooooooooooow, scream at the clouds like WTFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACk!!! this lady in a bikini (who had no business in a bikini) was like 'watch yer mouth around these kids!' im like i dont give a frog's fat ass about these kids dammit I JUS SOAKED
Things On My Mind Lately
Okay, just been having things on my mind lately at random so I thought I'd share.   1.  Why do ppl tear up like eating areas in cafe's and such but complain about some leaving a room dirty at home? 2.  If you explain something to someone that didn't happen a way they assume and now think happened, why do they still get mad and not speak knowing that you're not that kind of person? 3. Just kinda wondering why people like to act like complete asses at your job but they expect everyone to act    like they HAVE to respect you at theirs? Same in general as far as treatment goes too.   Will add more later when I remember....
Things In Life
  A man dressed as King Henry the Eighth eating a kebab, a unicyclist falling and hurting his head, a woman abandoning her baby in a pram to scream in excitement at Stephen K Amos (barking up the wrong tree love), a BBC Tee Shirt clad assistant vomiting into the barbeque at Gilded Balloon, a critic loudly slag off a female comic who was standing right behind her, a female comic tell people my show has been getting no stars as I was standing behind HER (two five stars and a four, love, watch your back), and a wee woman calling a flyerer an ‘inconsiderate cunt’…these are a few of my favourite things so far at the fringe!   The week has been great, amazing audiences and lovely reviews, am happy people; I also had a few good meetings and a cracking audition, who knows what next?   My flyering team have been super sexy and fun, so good on them.   Ashley has been so wonderful and feeling so much better, I am blessed with having her around. Who else can do Alan Partr
Think On This.....
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this countrylately -- illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligatorsattacking people in Florida.            ...... not me -- I concentrate on solutions for theproblems -- it's a win-win situation.            * Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.            * Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise            the level of the levees.            * Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.            Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?            Think about this:            1. Cows            2. The Constitution            3. The Ten Commandments COWSIs it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the madcow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canadaalmost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in thestate of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. Butthey are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering
Things Of Value
All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are not lost; The old that is strong does not whither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. can you name the source of this, if so please consider adding me as a friend.
Think About It.
Whatever you give a women, she will make it greater. Give her sperm, she will give you a baby. Give her a house, she will give you a home. Give her groceries, she will give you a meal. Give her your a smile, and she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges everything she is givin.  Think about it :)  
1 Thing....
1 Honest thing...     I sometimes feel completely vulnerable and lonely.       Your turn........................
Things Change
in time things change, even if the light seems miles awayplease never wipe that smile off your facei seen the bottom, felt the cost of painsome say its just the cost of famei know at times i felt i lost my waybut my friends always been there to weather the storm,shit, i guess that what friends fori see the future lookin bright but i won't fast forwardcuz when i get, it means that much morei know you feel me and i been spillin my heart for yearsshowin ya'll the real me and this is all sincerei know folks that are livin just like, and plenty others that flat out despise mebut every mornin when i rise and shine,i shake them haters right off my mindknowin i'll be fine and understand things clearplus now i'm cool with the man in the mirrorthey saying that my subject matter is all similarsorry for so long,i remained, sinistercouldn't harness the hate or put faith in the ministerwhen things dont change pain remains in your literaturethats just all i'm sayinand if you ask how i'm doin i'll say
Things I Need To Do Today
Change the sheets on the bed Laundry Take out the trash Assemble the lamp Fix the closet, since they don't seem to know what molly screws are Hit the gym Remember my camera SEE THE MOTHERFUCKING DEFTONES!!!! Gloat Post pictures Gloat some more      
44 Things To Do With Vinegar (repost)
By Sarah Kramer and Tanya Barnard 1. Kill weeds. Spray full-strength on growth until weeds have starved. 2. Kill unwanted grass on walks and driveways. 3. Increase soil acidity. Use 1/2 cup of vinegar in 1 gallon of tap water for watering plants such as rhododendrons, gardenias, or azaleas. 4. Deter ants. Spray vinegar around doors, appliances, and along other areas where ants are. 5. Polish car chrome. Apply full-strength. 6. Remove skunk odour from a dog. Rub fur with full-strength vinegar and rinse. 7. Keep cats away. Sprinkle vinegar on areas you don't want the cat walking, sleeping, or scratching. 8. Keep dogs from scratching their ears. Use a clean, soft cloth dipped in vinegar diluted with water. 9. Floor cleaner. Mix 1 cup white vinegar with 2 gallons hot water. 10. Freshen wilted vegetables. Soak them in 2 cups of water and a tablespoon of vinegar. 11. Soothe a bee or jellyfish sting. Dot the irritation with vinegar to relieve itching. 12. Rel
The Things I Hate To Talk About
Maybe i'm just tired...maybe it's just stress...maybe it's the truth finally catching up with me. It's so easy to ignore reality when another person makes you feel good about yourself, a distraction from the ugly way the world really is. Someone who treats you well, helps you out, supports you in so many ways... The truth is I had my chance at love, at family, at a future...and that part of my life is gone-forever. I don't want to settle for good enough, only to ruin another beautiful person in the end. I still believe in love, but the odds of TRUE LOVE striking me twice are astronomical, so why lie? My experience with love was so intense, so powerful, so spiritual, so consuming...that everytime i look into anothers eyes i feel the absence of it. Even after a decade and a divorce. I know my life is over when it comes to love. I will never be whole again... I will never hold love in my eyes again... I will never be able to give myself like that again... She still has so many pie
Thinking Of You
Ever since you left, I can't stop thinking of you. I wish you were here to hold me and love me. I can't sleep at night when I don't talk to you and tell you that I love you. I want to hear you say that you love me too. I wish you were here with me. I feel so alone when you're not here. I can't stop thinking of you. You're all that's on my mind. I wish there was some way that we could be together. I miss you so much.   This is a poem for a certain person I'm just not saying who.
32 Things To Do When Your Isp Is Down...
Every now and then out ISP seem to drop dead for no reason at all. This list is for things to do during those unimaginable times. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family. You mean there's something else to do? Steal WiFi from your neighbor. Play single player mode. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off. Slit your wrists with broken AOL trial disks. Start talking to your girlfriend again. Call friends to see if their ISP is working. Create your own IM bot to converse with. Plot out your revenge for the ISP. Run in circles, screaming hysterically about the end of the world. Open up the ol' pinging .bat file! Take a shower and scrape off mold/fern from body. Go through your web cache to see if you missed anything. Switch to TV. Twiddle your thumbs. Go to the bathroom (of course!). Hang yourself with network cables. Load up the zsnes emulator and play chrono trigger and earthbo
Things I Hate The Most
the thing i hate the most is that you are still the first one i think of when i want to talk to someone... or maybe its the fact that when i'm down.. i remember you were always able to bring me back up... no matter what, you could always make me smile... i could never stay upset... you could always talk me into anything... i hate it that i miss you... i hate it that you're not mine... i hate it that i'm sitting here still thinking about you. i hate that the thought of seeing you still makes my heart jump into my throat... i hate that if i ever did see you again.. it wouldn't be like before... why did you even bother? all u did was tear up my life.. when you walked out of it.... do you even think of me? did you even care? did it even hurt you.... to tell me you chose her? 071110
Things Worry Me
  This flu bug I had hasn’t totally gone or I have a serious illness that’s gone undiagnosed. I am still tired a lot and feel as though I have just given birth and my body wont heal and am about to give birth again tomorrow. Have you ever felt like a small bumper car has battered off the backs of your legs for hours and then someone possibly a special person with no conscience has cracked a wooden tree branch off the top of your head? Have you ever woke up and felt as though you have been watered boarded all night in your sleep?   Now to top it all off, I have a lump underneath my armpit, it is probably just a boil or something, I don’t know but I better not die of this. To make sure I don’t die I am going to the doctor and that can be a game of mental roulette depending on which doc you get.   We have one doc who says “Mmmm, yes” over the top of you talking about your illness. So you constantly try to find a break in her making ‘MMmmm yes
10 Things Every Child With Autism Wishes You Knew...
Ten Things Every Child with Autism Wishes You Knew by Ellen Notbohm from the book Ten Things Every Child with Autism Wishes You Knew (2005, Future Horizons, Inc.) Some days it seems the only predictable thing about it is the unpredictability. The only consistent attribute -- the inconsistency. There is little argument on any level but that autism is baffling, even to those who spend their lives around it. The child who lives with autism may look “normal” but his behavior can be perplexing and downright difficult. Autism was once thought an “incurable” disorder, but that notion is crumbling in the face knowledge and understanding that is increasing even as you read this. Every day, individuals with autism are showing us that they can overcome, compensate for and otherwise manage many of autism’s most challenging characteristics. Equipping those around our children with simple understanding of autism’s most basic elements has a tremendou
Things ....
that annoy the holy hell out of me .....   Men who watch me haul heavy cases of cheese out of the back of my car and say " wow tough girl" and dont even bother to so much as open the fucking door for me but continue to stand there and watch as I heave it onto my shoulder so I can free a hand to get in.   people who will rant about beggers and drama queens any chance they get and then have statuses calling out their so called rivals or asking for the lastest 20 credit bling   ass kissers aka crowd pleasers   customers who want to put 1.09 on their debit card   people who follow me around loling at my picture comments then suddenly feel the need to hit my shout box and tell me I should not be so mean ....seriously fuck off ...thanks   people who determine I am mad at them either because they assume anything I say is directed at them or I have not talked to them or did not LOL at something they commented on   women with a 40 lb ass stuffed in a 10 lb pant   men who
Things To Do
What is there to do in. Bergen and Union town, New Jersey. will be working a week in each place.
Things I Don't Have To Think About Today (by John Scalzi)
I stole this from John Scalzi's blog, because it's incredible and I think everyone should read it.     Today I don’t have to think about those who hear “terrorist” when I speak my faith.Today I don’t have to think about men who don’t believe no means no.Today I don’t have to think about how the world is made for people who move differently than I do.Today I don’t have to think about whether I’m married, depending on what state I’m in.Today I don’t have to think about how I’m going to hail a cab past midnight. Today I don’t have to think about whether store security is tailing me.Today I don’t have to think about the look on the face of the person about to sit next to me on a plane.Today I don’t have to think about eyes going to my chest first.Today I don’t have to think about what people might think if they knew the medicines I took.Today I don’t have to think about getting
Things That Make You
I had this waiting for me in my shout when I signed on:     SWAGFUNK: you should know that you are a real treasure to behold and there is a priceless quality that shines all around you. You may not see the glow as I see it but there is something that is always lighting up the very existence         He obviously doesn't know me AT ALL.
Thinking Of You
I have been thinking of you, And the way you make me feel. These feelings are so real,I've always felt it,But it's never been this strong I cannot fall now I've got to hold on.When my eyes are on you It's so hard to look away.When its time too leave youI so badly want to stay.I want to tell youWhat's running through my head Heartbroken and in tears.I want you to know how I feel,I just want to scream it, "its real".These words have been bottled up inside They explain the feelings I hideDon't know where to begin.Deeply confused,Don't know what to do,It will happen if it's meant to be.I really want your heart This is tearing me apart; I don't know what to doI just want to be with you, Make you happy and make you smile.Though times I cant see you for a while, Its only cause my hearts desires can't be filled. It's hard to know we're with someone elseWhen all I want is you here with me,I want to show you what this could be; I don't want to tell youI want you to just open up your eyes and
1 Thing
Today's question....   If you could tell the opposite sex 1 thing, and make them understand it... what would it be?   Please be detailed in your comment.       As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT.   Please check out the other questions of the day.   Please Rate This Blog
Think Before You Do
GPS An acquaintance had their car broken into while they were at a footballgame. Things stolen from the car included a garage door remote control,some money and a GPS which had been prominently mounted on thedashboard. When the victims got home, they found that their house had beenransacked and just about everything worth anything had been stolen. Thethieves had used the GPS to guide them to the house. They then used thegarage remote control to open the garage door and gain entry to thehouse. The thieves knew the owners were at the football game, they knew whattime the game was scheduled to finish and so they knew how much time they hadto clean out the house. It would appear that they had brought a truck toempty the house of its contents. SOMETHING TO CONSIDER IF YOU HAVE A GPS - DON'T PUT YOUR HOME ADDRESS INIT. PUT A NEARBY ADDRESS (LIKE A STORE OR GAS STATION) SO YOU CAN STILLFIND YOUR WAY HOME IF YOU NEED TO, BUT NO ONE ELSE WOULD KNOW WHERE YOULIVE IF YOUR GPS WERE STOLEN. CELL PH
3 Things
In your opinion......     What are the 3 most important things to keep a relationship going strong and why?   And how do you keep those things from fading away?       As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT.   Please check out the other questions of the day.   Please Rate This Blog
Thing In My Life
Some times in our lifes we dnt get to see the whole picture. but then somethings we get to peek at it. for me peeking is all i ever get to do  i dnt see why i get treated the way i do ., my heart is so big, im the nicest person that you could ever meetbut my feeling are getin hurt here latly. and i dnt understand anymore. the ppl that are round me love me for me but then there are a few that only see me as a prize to b won. but im not im a person that wants to b loved in life. that wats to b happy with her friends and fam i jus want to hav the one man in my life i cn turn to when i need him the most and hav him love me for me not for what he will reek off me when he gets with me.. i mean .. what is it that ppl see in me anyway.. all i ever hear is a hot chick.. but my beautiy goes so much deeper then skinn deep.. i am well loved and well hated at the same time. but more less equal in both. i love you all but someone can only take so much .. my heart is broken .. more shattered then any
Think Ill Stay In Bed Today
People ask me what is wrong Why I have a broken spirit But so often when I speak It seems no one can hear it or is it that they don't listen trapped in this prison trying to figure out why it always feels like somethings missin if anyone has a clue I wish that they would let me in I wasn't programmed correctly and it seems I wasn't meant to win I try keep my head high I try to live my life right but no matter what I do I feel pain and emptiness at night Maybe it all stems from bad choices I have made before
Think I May Have Found Someone To Make Me Happy...tho...
he's so far away :( i think we fit each other's personalities perfectly, and tho he may b 9 yrs younger, age aint nutting but a numba, its the maturity in a person that turns me on, not ta mention, yes he is SMOKING hott! To leave home again, for a shot at true happiness--would it be worth it? god knows my true love is not in my small ass broke state, dont get me wrong, i can financially take care of myself, and anotha if needed.  Am i his perfect match, should i spoend my hard making money ta get him to me to find out if there is a future for us? He is a complete stranger to me, but he makes my heart race, and i feel them butterflies, i had forgotten what that feeling was, ive been hurt so bad, and dam,, he probably has too. So to take this chance--i believe it is worth it, let him share my world out here for a minute, and if all goes well, go share myself in his world.  i wouldnt mind traveling if its gonna benefit me in the long run of finding that special someone.  DECISIONS DECISI
Think About This.
Think about this for just a minute: Men and women pass on all the time. Most have fancy headstones and expensive caskets. Some even have giant mausoleums. The men and women that have sacrificed their lives to serve and protect us and our families get a small marker in the ground. Some get a small marble plaque. Many of them never even make it home. Remember them and show them the respect they deserve.
Things That Suggest The Fubar User Has Gone Soft In The Head.
... and no.1: making one's profile private - readable by friends only - and still having the name say, -months- after this change, "do not friend request without reading the profile!" ... now, I can't think of anyone offhand who's done that exactly- offhand- but it seems to sum some other slipped-gear practices up nicely.
Thing's I Should Have Said...
Today my brother would have been 33, its a wednsday so he probably would have been at work like any other day and then we would have dinner n cake for him with exchanging of gifts. No matter how old we get my mom has always believed you should have a cake for your birthday. Dinner would have definitely been chicken from someplace cause that was his favorite food. My brother was the kind who thought birthdays was just another day, no big affair, no gushing and so after we would have went on about our lives. Mom getting ready for bed and me off getting my girls homework finished and ready for school the next day and J probably headed off to his best friends to get high (he called it his medicine). This would have been how today went but things arnt normal anymore and he's not here so this day just breaks my heart. This day 3 yrs ago was exactly 1 week before he decided to take his life. So many times i sit and think when we were having cake and laughing was he thinking of dying? Was he
1 Thing
  If you could change one thing about yourself - What would it be? And Why?       As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT.   Please check out the other questions of the day.   Please Rate This Blog
Thin Line Between Heaven And Hell
You've got a thin line between Heaven and Hell You make it easy to cross 'cause you hide it so well You're so sketchy with the games you play You drag men by the heart in your own special way To you breaking the rules seems fair As long as you get what you want, you just don't care You smile so sweet as you watch them falling Breaking hearts is your true calling This is your game, so lets play by your rules But I'm telling you now darlin', I am nobody’s fool I know your motives and I know them well You've got a thin line between Heaven and Hell
Things That Irritate A Sane Person
things that irritate a sane personA piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling.  A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio, but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away. It's bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you don't realize it till you walk across your living room rug. People behind you in a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing. The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on. The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song. The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you. There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray. There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING
[things I Still Don't Like]
1. Jennifer Garner.2. Hillary Swank.3. Cooked Brocolli.4. Angelina Jolie.5. Youtube-google.6. Unemployment.7. Thin socks.8. Bread without coffee.9. Diners without a smoking section.10. Microsoft.
Things That Happen To Me
I walked into the Co-op shop in Shawlands on Sunday, it was deathly quiet, I was picking up some smoked salmon for my niece and strolled around at my leisure- there was nobody about except for two old women who stood beside me bemoaning the fact they couldn’t get tomatoes during the snow snap. The silence was broken by a staff member screaming “Hit the panic button Tam, there’s a man with a knife stealing!” the old women looked startled, I languidly pulled out my iphone, for if there was going to be a Co-Op stabbing, I wanted it on You tube. “where’s the panic button?” screamed the panicked Co-Op team member. “Under the till you fucking knob” shouted the other panicked Co-Op team member “he stole a selection box of Terry’s Chocolate Orange and ran out with a knife.”   The underwhelming robbery was over in seconds, I got no stabbing on my Iphone and nothing to upload to YouTube. The staff all stood outside and
30 Things You Wouldn't Think To Ask
30 Things You Wouldn't Think To Ask/Share Answer these 30 Things You Wouldn't Think To Ask. 1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? yes 2. Do you close your eyes on a roller coaster? No. 3. When's the last time you've been sledding? mud sledding just a few weeks ago 4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? If I can't sleep with the one I care for then alone!5. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes 6. Do you consider yourself creative? Yes 7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? well Duh 8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Angelina is good movie actress, Jennifer is a good tv series actress9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics? yes, most are full of lies and false promises10. Do you know how to play poker? Yes. Not well 11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? Yes12. What's your favorite commercial? the pothole commercial and the state farm commercials13. Who was your first love? first "puppy love" Bo. First true love was Scott14. If you're drivi
Thinking To Oneself,
Thinking to oneself, covering such thought with sounds of static overlapping the visual language within colliding with memories, echoes though out time, hearing only certain forms that wish to be heard, how this connection of life and the independent view agree without conversation about the outcomes of such chaotic patterns, with emotional conditions eclipsing certain moments relating ones own experience to the present, subjects concerning ….
Thinking Ahout Your Wedding Gowns When Attain Your Teenage
Starting through the time which you attain your teenage many years via your puberty phase and steadily right up until you turn to get a youthful adolescent,wedding dresses you could have absolutely believed about marriage at the least when within your life. It is just organic to try to do so and there is no require in your case to get ashamed even in the occasion you certainly are a quite conservative person. Cheap Maternity Wedding Dresses this can be due to the fact marriage is deemed to get among the most memorable and fundamental gatherings in one's life. Since marriage is a specific thing that is sacred and is also intended to get when inside of a lifetime experience, cheap wedding dresses it is consistently celebrated inside of a remarkable manner. Junior Bridesmaid Dresses this can be particularly accurate when the households from the bride and groom are exceptionally wealthy. on this form of setting, there would absolutely be a great offer of company and obviously a grand cele
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Think Pink
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The Things We Learn
Check this, I have been out of the "loop" so to speak since a fall a few years back, The lure of easy money and the "lifestyle" caught me up, Yeah it wuzza nasty situation best described as a train wreck and the casualties were hard felt, the hate and discontent ran deep and friendships ended as they do in these situations... I walked away, left it all and never looked back, I counted my losses as blessings and wished no cruel intent or harm to anyone and lived as I do by what comes around goes around.... and I'll be damned if it hasn't!!!! As in every good story there is a plot and mine has just that, sex, money, dope, deception and more... add a twist of fate and you get new life in a new place surrounded by strangers that are clueless and not a trace of what was remains. Sadly the past has presented itself once again in a ugly way and I feel for the losses... not of what I walked away from but what has became of those who crossed me, the ""FRIEND" who had my back... Yeah Bro I kn
Thinking Of Becomeing A Sud Member?
If your interested in being a SUD need to answer a few questions first: Q1) how did you get to the level your at? Q2) what do you do when someone rates you or polishes your Bling? Q3) whats your status message right now? Q4) if i post a bulletin...will u read it, can i count on you for a re-post? Q5) would you ever spend the time rateing my profile the way u want me to rate yours? Q6) are you honest? Q7) who is the most important fu-lander? Q8) are you too awesome to R/F/A new friends? Q9) does Bling make the world go'round? Q10) are you tired of the same fake ass fu's asking for MORE shit every fucking day? i want to create a family here full of wonderfull, selfless, honest, reliable, dependable and REAL people! we will celebrate each other everyday! making sure no one is left behind! still interested?
15 Things That Turn Men Off
* Honey, Don't! It’s not easy for a man to tell his wife or girlfriend what she does to irritate him. But sometimes it’s important for couples to healthily air their grievances. Don’t think of this list as the 15 things we dislike about you. Think of it more as the 15 things that will bring us closer ... by you not doing them. * Second-Guess Yourself You know that colleague who you think is deceitful? Or that girlfriend of yours who can be condescending? Well, sometimes face value is, well, valuable. While it’s true that men can have knee-jerk reactions, women tend to overdo it when it comes to giving people the benefit of the doubt. * Not Look Out For You Yes, you could chalk your co-worker’s attitude up to his insecurities or blame your friend’s tone on her manipulative mother; but, instead, why not look out for your own feelings first? That’s what men are doing when we offer a simple opinion on your dilem
Thinking Of Mom
Thinking Of Mom When I think of Mom, I think of all things good.I think of a time when I felt safe.Nothing makes me feel as safe as she could.When I think of Mom, my heart feels a little lighter and if the sun happens to be shinning it shines a little brighter.When I think of Mom, I see her face so clearly in my mind.The shape of her nose and her eyes.Her smile was oh so kind.When I think of Mom, the world is not the same. Just the thought of my Mom can ease some of this worldly pain.So I think of Mom all the time, whether I am happy or sad.My Mom is just a thought away and that makes me very, very glad. R.I.P.  LORRIANE ELIZABETH CONNOUR BRYAN OCT.13,1941-JAN. 1,1996 I MISS YOU MOM SO MUCH Poem Source: Thinking Of Mom, Mom Poems
10 Things You Could Put Into A Friend Request Rather Then A Blank One
so many of people on here put blank requests, but here is a list of things you could put into one. just to make it seem a little more personal.   1. Hi, how are you?? 2. read over your profile, you seem cool 3. my name is so and so, nice to meet you. 4. hope you are having a good day 5.  nice profile 6. Thanks for coming and rating me 7. looking for friends 8. if its the holidays, put something that says happy holidays 9. if its someones birthday, maybe just put happy birthday 10. If its a military personal. maybe put thanks for serving.   these are 10 things you could put into a friend request. rather then sending a blank one. 10 seconds to write something goes a long way. P.S.  just because this is the net doesnt mean we dont have to have manners. Think about the stuff you say to some people on here and ask yourself would you say it to a person right to there face???
Things About Fubar That Annoy Me.
Lounge advertisements: I rarely actually go to that lounge. And on the rare occasions that I may visit, I never join. Random SB's from people asking for MSN or something: Not happening, sorry! People who insult based on appearance: It's the internet, why do you care what i look like? E-drama: Not interested. People who wanna argue: See 'E-drama' answer. Cliqueyness: Just because you don't know someone, doesn't mean you should pretend they don't exist.     There's probably more but whatever, i don't care.   BYE! =|
10 Things That Would Be Different If The Federal Reserve Had Never Been Created (repost)
The vast majority of Americans, including many of those who believe that they are "educated" about the Federal Reserve, do not really understand how the Federal Reserve really makes money for the international banking elite.  Many of those opposed to the Federal Reserve will point to the record $80.9 billion in profits that the Federal Reserve made last year as evidence that they are robbing the American people blind.  But then those defending the Federal Reserve will point out that the Fed returned $78.4 billion to the U.S. Treasury.  As a result, the Fed only made a couple billion dollars last year.  Pretty harmless, eh?  Well, actually no.  You see, the money that the Federal Reserve directly makes is not the issue.  Rather, the "magic" of the Federal Reserve system is that it took the power of money creation away from the U.S. government and gave it to the bankers.  Now, the only way that the U.S. government can inject more money into the economy is by going into more
[things I Don't Want To Face]
Now... I'm by no means "out of money" after not working for nearly half a year.I'm extremely frugal and conservative with my spending.Seriously. Compared to most, saving at all is "extremely frugal" saving 50% of your takehome?That's some kind of monetary revolution.HAH! THEY FIXED THE BLOGS!!!But I am trying to punish myself for not having a job yet, and part of that punishment is NOABSOLUTELY ZEROnew kits.New games.Or "new" foods.That means I'm not allowed to buy something I want to play with. It has to be cheap, life-sustaining, and storeable.Whole poultry, discount cuts, full discount roasts.Or in this month's caselegumes.I am possitively sick with beans.And I just finished a big bag of garbanzos... I looked through my inventory and saw that lentils were next.Now... I like lentils.I like the ease, the flavor, the adaptability, the nutritional value.What I'm not crazy about is ... eating them for 2 weeks straight.Meat costs money kids.But I might pick up one of those $5 rotisserie c
50 Things
1) I have a half brother I've only seen five times. 2) I know more useless facts than anyone I know. 3) I sing along to the radio. 4) I am obsessed with serial killers-real or made up. 5) I never get hangovers. 6) I've been with women but I don't consider myself bisexual. 7) I am completely addicted to chocolate. 8) My guilty pleasure is reality shows. Any reality show, doesn't matter what the premise. 9) I had two separate cats give birth on me when I was growing up. 10) I don't believe in soul mates. 11) My husband is truly my best friend. 12) Every close female friend I've had has blown me off for a guy before. 13) I've had three best female friends in my life and two of them have gone after guys I have dated or was with. 14) I forgive too easily; unless  you mess with my family. Then you are dead to me. 15) I will never post pictures of my children on here. 16) I got married for the wrong reasons-we are still together for the right reason. 17) I am sarcastic to a fa
::25 Things::
[[This blog idea was taken from Peacey]] 1. I was born in Los Angeles.  2. I've taken dance classes before. I took hip-hop dance classes when I was in high school and then traditional Croatian "kolo" dancing when I was a kid with my mom. If I'm at a Croatian function and I see a kolo ring, you'll always find me and my mom in it.3. Speaking of mom, while our hair color isn't real, ironically, we dye our hair the same color. 4. My dad is a cancer survivor. 5. Because of the rather large Russian population in my neck of the woods, I'm always mistaken for a Russian.6. Speaking of Russians, I've been told I bare a striking resemblance to the Russian spy Anna Chapman. 7. One day at work, a pyschic came in and told me I was going to get married one day and have 3 children. 8. I've been on 3 ride-alongs with different local police dep't. 9. I've taken a ferry boat to San Fransisco and to Angel Island. It was those moments when I realized how much I hated being on boats and I don't think it'
10 Things You Should Know....
1. I have cramps and I feel a little stabby 2. Italians have devils eyes. 3. roK is a whore 4. Im in love with a strippppeeerrrrr (and witchie) 5. This Mocha is fucking delicious. 6. I can Rock the walk of shame. 7. My internet boyfriend can beat up yours. 8. Look! My dog is licking his balls! 9. Why am i blogging? 10. I am fully aware of how nerdy i am....
Look in my eyes, what am I thinking I know what you did, I know about her I know what you said, I connected the dots I read your thoughts, Read mine what am I thinking? Get out leave forever Take her with you, See if I care And it isn’t unfair I wasn’t stupid I opened my eyes now, I’ve learned from this... Love isn’t bliss.
Things Im Sick Of
smokers who cant use the ash tray, quit being lazy ,use the damn thing, thats what its there for! lounge inviters who cant read profiles or prfile names for that matter, quit being lazy, learn to read!
The Things People Say In My Shout Box
ugly girl@fu...: Soooo do you like bust a nut from going to people's pages starting shit 12:59pmNot Tellin...: You're a jackass, I giggled at a comment my friend made. Get over it. 1:00pmugly girl@fu...: im a jackass because im NOT browsing people's profiles starting shit. Your friend needs a life also if he gets joy out of bashing people on the internet? i mean who does that? 1:01pm her ...: idk how he even got to my NSFW picture. From the looks of seems like he got picked on alot during he has to get payback by doing it on the internet to random i understand 1:03pm ...: i mean look at him. lmao...make sure to tell him that though. He looks like a fucking loser!! hahahaha 1:04pmNot Tellin...: You tell him you stupid twat 1:05pm...: lol im stupid once again because im sitting on the computer comment on randoms people pictures because I dont have a your right  1:06pmNot Tellin...: *you're 1:07pm...: lol is that all you can say? We bot
Thinking Of You.........
Im lying in bed, With nothing to do, Except just lay there, Thinking of you,I'm sitting at my desk, With nothing to do, Except just sit there, Thinking of you,You are my friend, That much is true, But you don't feel the same for me as I do for you. If you did you would be open. So at night I lay just thinking what could be.
Think About It
Michael Richards Court SpeechMakes one stop and think after reading this :Michael Richards is better known as Kramer from tv's Seinfeld series.This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act.He makes some very interesting points. He said :I'm proud To Be WhiteSomeone finally said it.How many are actuall y paying attention to this ?There are African Americans, Mexican Americans,Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.And then there are just Americans.You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.You Call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,''Whitey,' 'Caveman' ... and that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head,Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner , Gook, or Chink ...You call me a racist.You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you,so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live ? You have the United Negro College Fund.You have Martin Luther King Day.You have Black History Month.You have Cesar Chavez Day.You have Yo
Things Are Changing
I've been going to church lately and I really love this church. I look forward to going and my children like being able to play with other children. I have removed some people out my life, I guess is the best way to say it. I only did this after I was not able to get intouch with them for quite some time. Things are def. changing and I hope it just gets better. I do have alot of anger built up inside of me at certain people and I'm hoping that in time that will go away. I know if they were meant to be in life for a long time then they would've kept in touch with me. I give so much and get so little back. I know in time I want someone to enter my life and my children's life. I know I want that person to be a man, a real man. I want roses, notes, kisses, cuddles, hugs, him to get along great with my sons, help, honesty, laughter, a shoulder to cry on, lover, and a friend. I know this may seem like a lot and maybe it is too much to ask in this day and age but this is what I want and I DO
Things That Either Makes Me Sad Or Happy.
Well next month on the 9th, will mark 6 years since my grandma (my Dad's mom) passed away, and in 2 months on the 23rd will mark the 2 year anniversary of my Dad's death. And when it gets closer, it makes me sad, and sometimes cry, I miss you Grandma and Dad more than what the both of you would or could ever imagine, but I know that I will see your smiling faces, and that makes me happy. I don't think that anyone would ever know the pain that is still inside. But with each passing year it does get a little easier, as a family and as a whole, but individually is still kind of hard for us 3 girls'. With tears in my eyes, I write this. But not all of them are sad tears, some of them are happy tears of good times, there were never no bad memories of either of my Grandma or my Dad.  But one thing I noticed is when those days come when you died, is when it's the hardest, but any other day is normal. Happy is what I want to be, Dad you never got to ever give me away like you wanted, and to m
Thinking About What The Littlest Member Of Your Wedding Will Wear
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Thinking About What The Littlest Member Of Your Wedding Will Wear
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Thinking About This For A Good While Now And Really Not That Specific To Fubar After All - But
because the "incentive structure" of this site encourages helping people, because helping people helps you, maybe it is "FUBar-specific" enough to belong here anyway. (again, the preface is longer than the main body.) You're not guaranteed to get the help you want from people if you go out there and help them, too. You are pretty much guaranteed not to, if you don't. (This is directed at no one and everyone, very definitely including me.)
1 Thing
"One Thing"Restless tonightCause I wasted the lightBetween both these timesI drew a really thin lineIt’s nothing I plannedAnd not that I canBut you should be mineAcross that line[Chorus:]If I traded it allIf I gave it all away for one thingJust for one thingIf I sorted it outIf I knew all about this one thingWouldn’t that be somethingI promise I mightNot walk on byMaybe next timeBut not this timeEven though I knowI don’t want to knowYeah I guess I knowI just hate how it sounds[Chorus x2]Even though I knowI don’t want to know
Things I Find Out After The Fact
u know whats so stupid? i found out today that when i left my bf for that month and a half that motherfucker was gonna move another chick in. the mother fucker says i love you i love you fucker no u dont u just care bout gettin ur fuckin dick wet and someone to run u around no wonder u go and get all dressed up when u go for a walk like u didnt before fuck you asshole im tired of being hurt. you know whats even stupider the fucker boohooed the whole time to his brother and several other ppl coz i left well gee wiz maybe if you fucking treated me better then i wouldnt have fucking left in the first damn place. fuck this i mean for real the whole time i was with my husband he couldnt keep his hands off other chicks and had to look for someone else constantly and now this bull shit with my bf stupid mother fucker wants to sit here and lie to me when i know better that there was someone else he was after fuck this he will never find someone else that cares so deeply about him like i do and
Thing's I've Learned On Fubar
There are more White girls from thet PI than there are natives....just look. Women who show their cleavage in default pics get "liked" a lot!! A 25 credit bling pack in exchange for 5 naked pics of someone who shoud REALLY keep their clothes on is just a rip off! BLING will NOT get you matter how much money you spend!  lol Baby Jesus is VERY subjective when it comes to enforcing the NSFW rule.  If you're a hot chick with a nice rack and a cute ass....anything goes.  Otherwise, you're just shit outta luck.  Not faulting you, B/J....just sayin.... Speaking of hot chicks....ALL HOT CHICKS on FUBAR are fucking slobs!!  Ever see those bedroom mirror pics?  Dirty mirror and clothes EVERYWHERE!  Geesh!  Stop taking pics and pick up your room, for Christ's sake! Ther are a LOT of 40-ish women on here who think they can hold on to their youth by looking "goth".  Seriously??? ANY Fubar user that posts a GIF for their default pic is most likely uglier than a mud fence. Rotund w
Things That Make You Go Hmmm...
Quick kids, let's play a game. Look at the pic below and tell me what doesn't belong there... Unreal. Haha Thanks. If it wonders why it's numbers
Think It Is Time For Another
My Day   When the day starts getting weary I think of you and smile A secret little knowing  When I think of you my dear   When afternoon gets restless And I need a little something Just to keep me going I close my eyes and think of you   When evening falls apon me I smile with the knowledge That your just around the corner And just a heartbeat away   In sleepless nights you visit You bring with you a whisper You ease away my worries You calm my restless heart   An in my dreams you follow You make my heart start racing You tell me what I need to hear And make me whole again  
Things Die And Then They Are Reborn From The Ashes With New Beginings
Things That Would Change If I Ruled The World
1. Senior citizens would be restricted to shopping at supermarkets during certain hours only. These hours would be posted widely so people like me could avoid them.   2. Parents of children who say things like "Timmy please don't do that, mummy's trying to shop" whilst Timmy is simultaneously screaming and destroying 3 shelves will be banned from shopping altogether.   3. HR 'professionals' will be banned.   4. New age and pop "psychologists" will be shot.   5. Oprah and her ilk, and all their damn followers, will be hanged, drawn and quartered.   6. Anyone who thinks walking on hot coals will change them forever, or that there's '30 days to a new you' will be buried up to their necks in their own fucking hot coals, have honey poured on their faces and the fire ants released.   7. Passive-aggressive twats that make you spend an hour of your life nodding and smiling whilst they try and get to the point without actually making a point because they're too damn afraid to actual
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I love my friends on here dearly and can't imagine not being on here anymore but recently a negative emotion is growing inside me that makes me question why I am here..That feeling is hate towards baby j and this whole game called fubar..All the fake profiles, bouncer checks and ridiculous leveling requirements. Not to mention that when you reach the top level, 45, game over.  Tired of the clic of the top 200 chicks/dudes, keeping a lock on their positions through alliances and big bucks, actual money, not fubucks. Simple fixes...New profiles have to have a salute pic no more then 2 weeks after posting the profile or that profile is cancelled  Keep the bouncers to address problems but eliminate the bouncer checks Keep the point requirements to level and maybe increase them but get rid of all other leveling requirements Increase the levels above 45 Keep the cost of bling in actual money If necessary to increase revenue, think about opening up Fubar to advertising.   But the bot
Think About It, Ladies...payback Can Be A Bitch
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to Hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am And not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.. The very next day I opted to take the day off work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfit s. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
Things "whores" Say In Their Statuses
This should be interesting...I am just going to post chicks status updates...     - Status: UGH!! The Vagina is getting tired; I need some help in keeping it awake - Status: OMG NEW PICS!!WANT NAUGHTY FAM ACCESS? SEND ME 25 CREDITS HE HE..CAN I PLZZ BE UR CRUSH HE HE - Status: My friend seriously needs to get laid. Any locals willing to help out? - Status: So, who's with me on this? Is anyone else tired of all this "LIKE CRAP? Seriously, can we please get a "Spank Me      Daddy" button? ;) - Status: Rape my page, Do me HARD & Lick my LIKE!!! Xo - Status: OMG NEW PICS!!WANT NAUGHTY FAM ACCESS? SEND ME 25 CREDITS HE HE..CAN I PLZZ BE UR CRUSH HE HE - Status: I need to get away theres a tornado been spotted 16 miles away 65 miles per hour show me love im NOT logging off bbs love u guys xxxx - Status: WooT! My button LOVES being LicKed :)
Things I'm Unsure About
I know it's not nice to call people names but what about when someone really is an idiot?   And another thing...I've never been against welfare but lately I've seen some SHOCKING misuse of it, from a childhood friend of mine. She's my age, has a 2-ish year old daughter (adorable) and holy lord is she milking the system. If I were her I'd never go back to work at all. She lives in a luxury flat...has enough money to take out phone contracts to get all the latest phones, and she spends more money on clothes than I do...and of course she doesn't have to pay for any healthcare or anything. Her flat costs 700 pounds a month in rent. The government gives her 690-ish a month for RENT. And then she gets ANOTHER 600 or so for everyday things, and she also gets 200 a month from the father (she definitely gets this as it's done by CSA)   I mean, I don't wish hardship on her and her daughter buy holy hell I don't think she should be living in luxury. :\ Over here there are normally design
I found a website that has old pictures from my capital city. It's so weird seeing how much that place  had going on. I really wish I could go back and see what it was like then. Why is it that a city that could have so much going for it...fails? I love my capital city, but it's fading. They are destroying beautiful buildings to make parking lots. There is so much vacancy...................I don't know.   I'm sure this isn't making sense..but oh well. If anyone is interested in seeing what my capital city USE to look like, here is the link.
Thinking Of You My Love
Thinking of You My Love       4-23-11     I lay here thinking of you my love. Thinking of the day we are in each others arms for always and forever. Knowing that when we smile we each feel it as though it was a hug around our hearts. Our hearts that some day soon will be one together never to be broken apart. Our love for each other is timeless and no price of gold or silver can buy it. The thought of laying in your arms for always and forever is like having a piece of heaven all for myself. A piece I won't have to share unless a little miracle has come along to make it all that much more special. Laying here thinking of you my love gives me such joy that I have never known. My only wish is to share that joy with you till my last breath leaves my body.
Things Could Be Looking Up!
So you would think that I was wanting to go to bed since I have to be up in a few hours to start getting ready. Something I have been looking forward to for awhile, and now it's finally happening!! I am soooo damn excited and happy I cant wait!! It's going to be interesting to see if something can come between Jeremy and I. Do I have my hopes a little high?? I'm sure that I do, but hell they could be high for a good reason!! I keep telling myself though that I should be in bed, I should be getting myself SOME sleep. I have to be ready before noon, and I am worried that I am not going to be bright eyed and bushy tailed LoL. I am sitting here and I just keep watching as the clock is ticking away!! It's like UGH! That little part of my brain is telling me, go to sleep! You need to get at least a little bit of sleep!! But NOPE WIDE awake!! I guess as long as I get a few hours of sleep I will be good. As well it's going to be a morning for coffee!!! I am so relaxed right now, I am really st
The Things That I Question In Life?
The questions that I always ask myself. Why are the women in life always looking for things that I am not?  I want to have a wife and kids. Is their any women left that want the same things that I want? If their is please get ahold of me. I am just so tired of being alone. I know that this site is not really a place for such things. But at this point their is no other place I can think of thank I can vent and get shit off my chest. I look at all these sites and see all these different women look at my profiles and not say a single word to me. What is so wrong with me that I do not even get a hello? Am I that ugly? What the fuck is it? Can I get something from someone  to atleast help explain to me what is so wrong with me?
Things In Reality And In Fake Reality Too....
 Ok so here we are playing on a stupid website where the name of the game is flirting, getting drunk, and having the opposite sex (or in some case the same buy you things therefore raising your popularity level. Why is there so many people on here that are taking this so seriously and why is there so much bullshit and backstabbing going on to others lately???? Omfg people!!!! I thought that we left the bullying, name calling, and rumors back behind in Elementary school. I know that I did. I feel that things are just getting outta control and there are alot of people that are getting hurt out there and I think that we should stop and look at ourselves instead of joining in on one group or another thats out to destroy someone for some stupid reason (that half of you dont even know but hey your right there following whatever leader is setting fire to someone for whatever unknown reason) and agreeing wholly with them. Think for yourself again and stop being sheep... We were give
Thinking For All Of Us In Here
at least the voices agree
The Things That Flow From Peoples Fingertips...
8:03am reply ems1160: you see a fat naked guy tied between 2 poles with a sign saying "kick him in the balls OR bite his nipples OR draw on him with a sharpie" what would you do and why?   cancel Chat 8:09am more To ems1160: i would stab you just for putting this stupid shit in my sb. have a nice day!
Things That Flow From Peoples Fingertips Part 2...
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50 Things (repost From Sept. 2010)
Wednesday, September 8, 2010If our Founding Fathers were alive today, what would they think of America?  Surely they would be very proud that the United States stretches from the Atlantic to the Pacific and has built some of the most amazing cities that the world has ever seen.  They would probably be surprised that the country they founded went on to become the greatest economic machine in the history of the world, and they would be absolutely astounded by things like our interstate highway system and the Internet.  However, there are quite a number of things that they would be horrified about as well.  The fact that over 40 million Americans are dependent on the federal government for their daily food would be deeply disturbing to our founders.  Also, the fact that the U.S. government has accumulated the greatest mountain of debt in human history would be incredibly distressing to George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and the rest of the founders.  But perhaps most of all, our founders
Things Worth Knowing About Business Process Outsourcing
In case you do not know so much about Business Process Outsourcing, or what is more commonly known all over the world as BPO, read this article and find out more about such business strategy to improve your business. It is actually the process of taking into service an entire company to manage one or more aspects of your business for you.In other words, if you are running your own business and you do not have any idea how Business Process Outsourcing can help you grow your sales and profits, then it is high-time you learn about the practicality of getting BPO. It is not only fast becoming a trend in business but it has actually emerged as a business model used by lots of businesses and companies. If you would like to discover more about how such booming industry can help your business profit more, here are a few other things you might just want to consider: Business Process Outsourcing can be essentially classified into 2 types - the onshore and the offshore. The offshore type of out
10 Thing's To Never Say To A Man You Love!
1. I can't wait to see what you're doing for my Birthday! 2. Are you....crying? 3. If we leave right now, we'll have time to stop by Bed Bath & Beyond. 4. Do you need help lighting the grill? 5. I'm putting the whole conversation on my Blog. 6. You had so much hair back then! 7. I don't care how big and drunk he is, he shouldn't be talking through the movie. I'm going to say something! 8. Actually it doesn't happen to EVERY guy! 9. We're vegetarian's now! 10. My dad can fix that, you should call him!   **I hope I don't have to explain WHY women should never say anything listed above!**
Things I Miss.....
I miss the anticipation of things...!  The lil things like...packing lunches for the whole family. The kiss goodbye as going to work, or to school The midday call or text to say..Hey I love you Sexy... Cooking a favorite meal for the one you love...Candles, wine...  Looking forward to snuggling, passionate deep kisses and curling the toes In supreme pleasure..... Hearing that Im the most loved and beautiful woman in His world.... The smell of fresh clean cologne..smooth shaven....  Just lil things i think of while i drink my coffee....    ~Ragdoll~
Things Are Popping Up!!!
And it's not just the male morning mummers this time!!   The cucumbers (they popped in 3 days!) that I planted from seed last week are doing very very well and the other seeds (corn, pumpkin, watermelon, gourds and squash) are starting to pop!!! I finally got the other side of the garden fenced and will be taking pictures later. I'm going to blog about the different gardens and amendments and stuff tomorrow and will provide pictures to show growth rate etc. :) HAPPY PLANTING!! XXOO  PoSTaL   UPDATE!!! Back Garden (seeds) Pumpkin, corn, squash, gourd, cucumber and watermelon area 6-22-2011   Flower border (decorative fence line)  :) Cosmos (Sonata) sprouts in; 7-10 days 24” tall California Poppies; Purple sprouts in 8-12 days 12” tall Mikado (red) sprouts in 7-12 days 12” tall Zinnia (Classic) sprouts in 5-10 days 12” tall
Things I Find Interesting!!!
So lately I am personally getting a kick out of the peeps on this site that say they hate drama, but are the cause of it..lmao.... And fuck doesn't anyone ever read a damn fuckin profile anymore...You might find out if the person is married, or weather they are gay or striaght I mean fuck....Now seriously, y even have anything written there anymore if no one is gonna read it! I dunno how many times i have had to direct peeps to read my profile to get a fuckin clue...IDC if you want to fuckin due me...I don't fuckin care if you think i have great breast...I mean honestly this is an adult site yes, but just because peeps are on here doesnt mean we what to get fucked...I know personaly a few that are just lookin to chat or make a few friends. How about those that say they don't need to prove who they are....the i don't do salutes....hey i bet i could make a fake ass profile and place a hot ass dude or chick up there too and get all the screaming attention idc for I me
Things I Learned In Jail.
Things I learned in Jail:   1.  You have to entertain yourself in jail, even if that means acting like a total retard. 2.  Most of the jail guards are lesbians and have a stick up their ass.  a).  It's all the inmates fault. b).  It takes FOREVER to get anything from the jail guards.  Ask and you recieve two hours later.  If you ask again before the two hours is up it will delay the process by another four hours. 3.  The gap in between the shower and the floor is about two feet. 4.  I learned what the term "throwed off" means.  And, I saw it. 5.  I learned that I'm "thicker then a Snicker." 6.  Only in jail do they have an item on the Commissary list called an "antishank toothbrush." 7.  You really can flush ANYTHING down a jail toliet.  Seriously, try it. 8.  In jail you have "bunkies" not "roommates." 9.  The jail razors will shred you to pieces. 10.  I learned what the term "shakedown" means.  It means the jail guards search your cell and bunk for contraband.  It reall
Things Abt Tiny U
Before she was born: the death of Granny At the age of 1:  don't remember anything abt it At the age of 2: fell on the broken mirror  At the age of 3: be left alone at home and no one fed her whole day long                           the punishment of 3 At the age of 4: the chinese violin At the age of 5: chickabiddy and the lost pink shoe At the age of 6: her best sidekick and the abc book At the age of 7: the red cap and her first cat At the age of 8: the accident At the age of 9: rumba, cha-cha,samba,jive and paso doble At the age of 10:  the boss of the scholl gang At the age of 11: depressing middle school       BLAH BLANK At the age of 14: get rid of the idiot scholl                             meet her love                             be chosen At the age of  15: exclusive high school and skateboard At the age of 16: suicides
Things You Will Not Understand!
I am not ment to be understood  I make it impossible for people to get to close I hold secerts that God himself does not know  I have been called by many names Vixen, untamable and insane  Names others have called me cause they do not understand  I have a plan in life a plan other people will frown upon  Plans you and your friends will never know  You can't pick apart my brain you can't change my thoughts  I will never be tamed althou men try to prove me wrong  I am strong I can hold my own in any fight  I am just holding out for a much better life  I am careful I am presice I do not falter thou at times it may take longer then I thought I do not need help Or symothy I am just sick of all you idiots who think they know me 
When it's a battle between heart and mind who do you let win. Your heart says jump your mind tells you slow down be careful. Slow and steady wins the race? or maybe sometimes going fast is the winning edge. Finding pieces of me in  you feels so right makes it so hard to hold back. Do I let the levy break  or do I hold back the floods. There's so much too say but we have so much time. Feelings we both share. Fears we both have. So many questions. So many ways this could go wrong. Yet here I am on the edge so ready to jump. But will you jump with me. We maybe apart for now in body, but we're together in our hearts. This might not yet be love but it's and so much more then a crush.  So for you I will sit on the ledge hoping waiting missing and thinking of you. 
Think Before You Speak...
Think before you speak...  Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -   the last one is great!   Have you ever spoken and wished that you  could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who  did....      FIRST  TESTIMONY:     I walked into a  hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly,   "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
Things You Should Never Say To A Dj !!!
BEFORE REQUESTING SONGS, MAKING COMMENTS OR ASKING QUESTIONS OF THE D.J., PLEASE...READ THIS IN ITS ENTIRETY !1) PLAY SOMETHING GOOD...SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO!The D.J. has to play for more than one person... so what you hate may be another’s favorite song and EVERYTHING played here can be danced to one way or another 2) WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A "BEAT"?BE SERIOUS! We know of NO songs played in a club that don’t have some sort of Beat! 3) I DON’T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON’T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG, BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS...PLEASE don’t sing for the D.J. They have to put up with smoke-filled rooms and dangerous decibel levels all night... Do them a favor and DON"T give them a rendition of your favorite song. 4) EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT!Oh, sure... you polled everyone in the club and, as their spokesperson, you’re requesting the song.5) EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT!The D.J. won’t. I guess that blows a hole in that theory! 6) I
10 Things I'd Say To The Anti-choice Fanatics Trying To End Access To Abortion (repost)
Here are ten realities pro-choicers should throw in the face of opponents of choice they have the misfortune to get into arguments with. July 27, 2011  |     Rally for Healthcare Reform and to Stop Stupak at San Francisco City Hall Photo Credit: Image by Steve Rhodes via Flickr     LIKE THIS ARTICLE ? Join our mailing list: Sign up to stay up to date on the latest headlines via email.       TAKE ACTION|
Things That I Hate
10 Things In Life That Will Make U Fell Better If U Follow These 10 Rules
1. Drama 2. Back stabbers 3. Cheaters 4. Head gamers 5. Two-faced 6. Fakes 7. Stuck up 8. shit talkers(bullshiters) 9. Followers 10. Liars Follow these 10 rules and your life will be soo much better :)
Things Looking Up!
Hi everybody at Fubar! This week things picked up for me and my Artist.  Now there all over the net now! Available at Rhapsody, Amazon MP3, Zune, Napster,  and Various other! We're reaching the world now and it feels great!  Been busy reconstructing the flyers and marketing campaign. Thanks for the ones here at Fubar for your support! I'll keep everyone here posted! Jay Nunn!!!
Things I Learned From Porn...
1. Women wear high heels to bed . 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy fucks. 11. People in the 70s couldn’t fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman’s butt. 14. Men always groan “OH YEAH!” when they cum. 15. If there are two of them they “high five” each other. (and the girl isn’t dis
Things That Inspire Me...
Things that inspire me:My beautiful daughter, who taught me no matter what, love is unconditional....The majesty of horses running so freely in pasture, without fear....To always see the good in others, no matter what....A heart that can write freely, expressing one's most inner passions....Each day I can awaken and witness a beautiful sunrise....Long walks by ocean side only to hear the sounds of the water beating softly on shore....My grandparents whom had lived many a strife and could share their laughter and smile with me as a child....Those who seek living life to the absolute fullest and have many friends to grow old with....A beautiful flower garden....Strong men who keep their families safe and always lends an ear without ridicule.... (for Gary)Silly laughter....Spontaneity without recklessness....Visionaries who bring great things to life.... (for Gary)Finding love in its truest, most Godly and its most simplest form.... (especially for Gary)

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