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Thinking Of You
As I sit here thinking of you, I remember all the good times we had... once so passionate; now gone with the wind. The Love that once burned between us; is now dead! All that remains are two broken hearts and tears of pain and loneliness. It's hard for me not to cry as I sit here and remember the evening....the evening you broke my heart. We were on our way to being so much more! I think of all the time we could have still spent together, holding each other tight and telling one another how much we Loved each other. I remember in the past 5 years how there was nothing and no one that could tear us apart. We were so consumed in each other, so happy, so in Love...now all we have are the memories. Oh, how I Miss You! You will always have a part of my heart, but I could never Love the way I loved YOU! Always know I still Love You! By: Lucky to be Irish

20 Things You Can Only Say At Christmas.....
1. I prefer breasts to legs. 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning. 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

5 Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do
FIRST EMERGENCY The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and intrestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the key pad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote key less entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reasons to own a cell phone. If you lock your keys in the car and spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no subject. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who had the other"remote" for your car, you c

Thinking About Dad And What He Missed.....
I'M GLAD I WAS WITH HIM WHEN HE PASSED AND I AM SORRY I WAS WITH HIM WHEN HE PASSED BECAUSE I NOW HAVE THE PICTURE OF A FRAIL, TIRED MAN IN MY MIND INSTEAD OF THE STRONG, HANDSOME, FIERY SPIRIT THAT HE WAS. I WAS THERE TO HOLD HIS HAND, SING HIM TO SLEEP AND TELL HIM IT WAS OK TO GO, BUT NOW I JUST WANT HIM HERE AND WANT TO HEAR HIS VOICE. THE PAIN I AM FEELING RIGHT NOW IS ALMOST TOO MUCH TO BEAR AND I JUST HOPE THAT AFTER TOMORROW I CAN GET BACK TO NORMAL AND GET THROUGH ANOTHER YEAR WITHOUT MY DAD. HE USED TO SAY,"WHEN I'M GONE DON'T CRY FOR ME BECAUSE I WILL BE FREE OF ALL THE PAIN AND CONFUSION OF THIS GODFORSAKEN WORLD" I DON'T THINK HE KNEW JUST HOW HARD IT WOULD BE FOR ME TO MIND HIM ON THIS ONE. TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS READING THIS, I AM SO SORRY THAT I HAVE BEEN SO SHORT WITH ALL OF YOU. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, IT IS JUST SOMETHING I AM GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW AND I WILL BE BACK TO MY RUDE, SARCASTIC, BITCHY SELF REAL SOON. I PROMISE. MUCH LOV

60 Things Not To Say To A Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that 6. It's more fun to look at 7. Make it dance 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that 9. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 10. It looks like a night crawler 11. Wow, and your feet are so big 12. My EX was 4 inches bigger 13. It's ok, we'll work around it 14. Is this a mild or spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh 16. Will it squeek if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache 18. (Giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year old brother has one like that 21. Let me go get my tweezers 22. How sweet, you brought incense 23. This explains your car 24. You must be a growing boy 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick 27. Are you one of those pygmies? 28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow? 29. Ever heard of Cleara

Things Are Looking Up!
Ok ya'll I know i'm on a blog frenzy today...just bare with me. Over the past month or so I've had to do alot of soul searching. My 8.5 year marriage is officially over and I'm moving on. I didn't think it would be so tough as he was still living with me, although we did are own thing, but when he moved the agony of it all hit me hard. I miss his son so much, In all since of the word I was his "mom" for 5 years and we grew together. My ex and I may not of got along but we did share a lot of great times over this period of time. I am thankful we are able to still be friends and talk. Anyways over this past week I've dealt with a lot of emotions. Especially depression. Well with some help of friends and family I have pulled myself out of the dumps and I'm moving on. I have a job interview today at 2pm and one at 3pm tomorrow. I'm so excited. I want so bad to get on my feet and to realize I can do this all on my own. It's been years since i've been independent, but believe

Things Unsaid
Yes to the bottom of your Here in the middle of this Oh I can almost feel your Mmmm in the inside of your God I am nearly to the Oh can you tell that I am Oh I am nearly to the Please let me help you to the Oh God I must live inside your Please © All rights reserved

-60 Things About Guys..most Girls Don't Know
--Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys..you're a HOE) --"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. --Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.* --Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. --Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. * --Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. --Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. * --A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. * --Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still

48 Things About Me
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? YES, MY GRANDMA 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? TODAY 3. Do you like your handwriting? NO 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? HAM 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? 2 GIRLS AND A BOY 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? YES 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM ALOT? SOMETIMES 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS YES 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? NO 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? FRUIT LOOPS 11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? NO 12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? SOMETIMES 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? STRAWBERRY OR VANILLA 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? THEIR EYES 15. RED OR PINK? PINK 16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? MY WEIGHT 17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST MY STEP DAD 18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? YES 19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?

Think About This!
Let's say I break into your house A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house). According to the protesters: You are Required to let me stay in your house You are Req

11 Things You Wont Learn In School
RULE 1 Life is not fair - get used to it. RULE 2 The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. RULE 3 You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice president with car phone, until you earn both. RULE 4 If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. RULE 5 Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping they called it Opportunity. RULE 6 If you mess up,it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them. RULE 7 Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet

The Things I Love About You
i love the way you make me laugh i love the way you make me cry tears of joy stream down my eyes as i hear your voice,a loving surprise i love you when you're angry i love you when you're sad i love you when you're glad when you tell me of the day you had i love ou truly i love you deeply ever since the day i let you meet me i missed you when you left i miss you now more then ever making a mistake that i regret hoping that you are a forgiver without you,my life is strife but now i ask for a second chance be with me and start a life together forever,an eternal dance i wait for you as the days go by my live is growning inch by inch i cannot wait to see you again but i wait for you and your warm kisses forever and ever ilove you

Things Do Not Wealth Make
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?" "It was great, Dad." "Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked. "Oh yeah," said the son. "So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father. The son answered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servant

The Things I Love About You
I love the way you make me smile, I love the way you make me laugh, I love the way I am able to open up to you I love the way you make me feel I love the things you do to me The way you bring me to my knees I love the way your beautiful eyes shine bright I love the light that you have brought into my life But most of all- I love you!

Things I Didn't Know...(copied From Scrapper's Mumm Blog)
I copied this from Scrapper's mumm blog (the one telling you why your mumm priviledges were suspended and how to get them back) I found it VERY enlightening! Hope all of you do too! MuMMers... First off, take a deep breath. Your MuMM suspension was nothing personal. Also, please do not leave me a comment on this blog asking for them back. I might not see it, so email me instead. The automated message you received probably told you it was NSFW. If it wasn't NSFW, it was flagged because it did not meet the MuMM guidelines. The following information will help you better understand your suspension. Also, I do not see 99% of the MuMMs that are flagged. I am just the guy who can help you turn them back on. Please do not shoot the messenger. Please make sure to read this entire blog. 1. I will not debate, argue, discuss or get involved in MuMM drama. 2. MuMM stands for Make Up Your Mind! It is a place for users to post legitimate questions asking for advice from our community.

25 Things My Mother Taught Me
Here are 25 things my mother used to say to me......funny thing is, that I find myself still repeating at least half of these to my own children! Don't lie, you know if you're a parent, at some point in time you've mumbled one of these out of your mouth or it was said out of your mother's mouth........lol. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . "If you don't straighten up, I' m going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taug

Things
Okay, I know today is the 6th anniversary of 9/11 and several people are reminding us of what today is, so I'm not going to do that. Time for some fun stuff. Britney at the VMAs. I've always loved Britney, still do, I guess it's because I'm a dirty old man *eg*. Anyway, I thought Brit looked pretty good for having had 2 kids. Let's just say that I wouldn't kick her out of bed. That's right I'd still fuck her, and she wouldn't have to ask me twice. I could care less about her performance on stage. Other things Kid Rock and Tommy Lee getting into fight. Folks that's not news, I'm surprised it took this long. So what am I really excited about? Well for those that know me I'm a big Indiana Jones fan ( I used to be an archaeological field tech), so the name of Indy IV for is Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I could care less about the title I just wanna see the movie.

Things That Make You Go Doh!
9:59 a.m.: Cheney Unresponsive as South Tower Collapses Dick Cheney and senior staff witness the collapse of the WTC South Tower. Directly behind Cheney are Norman Mineta and I. Lewis ‘Scooter’ Libby. [Source: David Bohrer / White House] (click image to enlarge)In the conference room of the Presidential Emergency Operations Center (PEOC), Vice President Cheney, National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice, and their aides watch the South Tower collapsing on television. [Newsweek, 12/31/2001] Cheney will later say that the WTC coming down “was a shock to everybody—it certainly was to me.” [PBS, 9/9/2002] However, if he is indeed shocked, this is not how Cheney appears to others in the room. One witness who is present will later recall that, as the South Tower collapses, there is “a groan in the room that I won’t forget, ever. It seemed like one groan from everyone.” However, Cheney makes no sound, but closes his eyes for a long, slow blink. The witness says, “I remember turning my head

Thinking Of U
You know that you are in my thoughts, as I travel thru this thing we call time. Wondering where you are tonight, and if your missing me not holding you tight. Do you ever think of me, and how things might of been. I still remember you, eyes down but proud, and you unbridaled spirt again makes me grin If only we might have had a chance, but fear, confussion and afraid again to trust, For things before had taken thier toll. and what we might have had, before a chance, dust. So know that I will keep you near, though we never met, This I tell you my biggest regret. for if we were given just a small opening to begin, it would of been so toxic, if not a sin!!!!!

Things You Will Never Hear Your Father Say
-Well how ’bout that? I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions. -You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for non-chaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun? -I noticed that all your friends have a certain “up yours” attitude. I like that in a young person! -Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car. GO CRAZY! -What do you mean you want to play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son? -Your mother and I are going away for while. You might want to consider throwing a party. -Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickie thingies - you know - that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to the mechanic’s and pay whatever they ask. -No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring. Now quit your belly aching and lets get to the mall. -Whaddaya want to go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend. -Father’s Day? Ah - don’t worry abo

Things Nice Guys Do, But Is It Enough
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state line) to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes. To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful

Things That Hurt..........
When you LOVE someone with all your Heart and they could CARELESS. Talkin to SOMEONE for months and then they just up and decide to STOP talkin to you with no EXPLANATION and wont give you one cause thier too damn STUBORN to fuckin GROW UP and act their age. (BE A MAN) or (WOMAN) When you ask SOMEONE how they FEEL about you and they AVOID that question and change the subject. Knowing that deep down even though he or she has done you so WRONG (MANY TIMES) in the past you still LOVE them and ALWAYS will. Knowing that if you EVER went back to him or her it would be the SAME old BULLSHIT. Knowing that you CONNECTED with someone and THEY KNOW that they connected with you but DONT do anything to PERSUE more. Knowing deep down that when he or she AVOIDS answering a QUESTION they think that thier SAVING you the PAIN and HEARTACHE but they`re NOT it just makes it that much WORSE. Knowing that you made an IMPACT on someones life and they just DROP you out of their LIFE alto

Think 'powerful Positive Push'
Powerful positive push Look carefully and thoughtfully at the things that frustrate you. In each of them you will find real and workable ideas for positive growth. Frustration occurs when you realize, sometimes painfully, that things are not working nearly as well as they could be. Follow that realization to its natural conclusion and you will find a clearly marked pathway for improvement. Great inventions, successful companies and immense fortunes have been built through positive responses to frustration. Indeed, frustration has always been a major catalyst for creating value. People frustrated with the way things are, can develop insatiable appetites for making the world better. Frustration can get you thinking and acting, building, creating and persevering toward a positive purpose. Frustration is the feeling of knowing it can be better, and the greater the frustration, the more positive and exciting are the possibilities. When you are feeling frustration, remind yoursel

Things
Things I've come to grips with: I don't fear commitment, I fear losing my independence. I don't fear a relationship, I fear the bad times in them. I don't fear meeting the one, I fear meeting the one that scares me away. I don't fear love, I fear letting go.

Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery
Considering I have a surgury coming up i found this funny. 1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. 2. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness." 3. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog! 4. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? 5. Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there. 6. Oh no! Where's my Rolex. 7. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before? 8. There go the lights again? 9. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys? and this guy's got two of 'em." 10. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! 11. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration. 12. What's this doing here? 13. I hate it when they're missing stuff in here. 14. That's cool. Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?! 15. Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us. 16. Sterile schmerile. The floor's clean, right? 17. OK, now take a picture from th

Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say
Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say 1. What do you mean today's our anniversary? 2. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV. 3. Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!! 4. And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska! 5. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there. 6. Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here. 7. I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.

Things Not To Do. Part 2.
bottom up as always... todays lesson: how NOT to start a conversation... aaron: sry ->KinkStar S...: get out and get laid ->KinkStar S...: no wonder you're on here looking for fucking cyber ->KinkStar S...: wow someone likes to be blocked doesn't he aaron: u wont suck it for me? ->KinkStar S...: learn to comprehend words and figure that shit out on your own aaron: wat u mean? ->KinkStar S...: dear, i take pictures what you do with your dick isnt my problem aaron: u dont want to do anythin wit it? ->KinkStar S...: am i supposed to? aaron: u dont care? aaron: im so hard ->KinkStar S...: hey aaron: hey baby yeah... how do you not figure out what i meant? Sin

Things We All Think But No One Says
What a skeletal wreck of man this is Translucent flesh and feeble bones The kind of temple where the whores and villains try to tempt the holistic tones Running rampant with free thought to free form, in the free in the clear And the matters at hand are shelled out like lint at a laundrymat to sift and focus On the bigger...better...now... We all have a little sin that needs venting Virtues for the rending and laws and systems and stems that riff from the branches of office Do you know what your post entails? Do you serve a purpose? or purposely serve? Wind down inside adivistic galore The value of a summer spent and a winter earned For the rest of us there is always sunday The day of the week that reeks of rest but all we do is catch our breaths So we can wade naked into the bloody pool And place our hand on the big black book To watch the knives zig zag between our aching fingers A vacation is a countdown T-minus your life and counting Time to drag your t

10 Things
List 10 things people are surprised at hearing about you. 1. i don't smoke ( i dunno why people always think that i smoke!) 2. i'm almost 30 (i look a lot younger i guess.) 3. i didn't start drinking until i was 22 (cos i was such a big boozer for years--i still kinda am when the mood strikes me!) 4. i've never ever been to a wedding 5.i own a Michael Jackson cd (i dunno why this is so shocking i loved "thriller' when i was 5!) 6. that i don't have any kids (i guess cos i'm 29 & i've been married for 2 years) 7. that i don't want any kids right now & i'm not sure if i ever will 8. i don't have any grandparents ( 3 died when i was 10 & my grandma died 5 years ago) 9.contrary to popular belief i am NOT A BITCH! i'm only a bitch to people that i don't like ! 10. that i married Jamie Noggle :)

Thinking Of You.
When I close my eyes I think of you. Just the thought of you makes me wet. Me on top of you riding you slow savoring every sensation. Your hands on my breast rubbing them softly. I lower myself so you can suck my nipples.Mmm I'm so wet now my hands between my legs, eyes closed shut thinking of you. You turn me over on my back legs are put on your shoulders. Ahh that feels good. My fingers moving in and out as I think of you. Your looking in my eyes as you slide in and out of me. My heart is racing even faster about to jump out of my chest. I'm now on your lap moving my hips back and forth. Screaming your name as I move my fingers in and out getting closer to orgasm. Moving my hips faster. Moving my fingers faster. I'm moaning louder as I get closer. Ahh yes I say over and over. I came all over as my eyes closed shut thinking of you

Things Happen For A Reason
Beautiful story.... makes you understand that things happen for a reason The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first ministry, to reopen a church in suburban Brooklyn , arrived in early October excited about their opportunities When they saw their church, it was very run down and needed much work. They set a goal to have everything done in time to have their first service on Christmas Eve. T hey worked hard, repairing pews, plastering walls, painting, etc, and on December 18 were ahead of schedule and just about finished. On December 19 a terrible tempest - a driving rainstorm hit the area and lasted for two days. O n the 21st, the pastor went over to the church. His heart sank when he saw that the roof had leaked, causing a large area of plaster about 20 feet by 8 feet to fall off the front wall of the sanctuary just behind the pulpit, beginning about head high. T he pastor cleaned up the m

30 Things I Bet You Were Dying To Know Lol
1. To whom did you last give the finger?: Bernie last night, but hey that's how we play lol 2. If you had 1,000 dollars what would you buy? Pay some bills and then buy new BOOTS!!! 3. What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?: Well Bernie spilled beer on me last night, does that count? 4. Are you different now than you were 6 months ago?: Oh yes..I was blind 6 months ago and now I see clearly 5. Have you kissed a girl/boy in the last three days? Since it was after midnight, making it morning I have to say yes 6. What was the last photograph you took?: Last night with David, Wes and Donna oh and our good friend Patron! 7. Where were you last night around 9:30?: At Plum Loco shooting pool and shots 8. What do you think of guys that wear eyeliner?: Depends on the guy 9. How many hours did you last sleep?: About 7 10. Who was the last person to whom you spoke on the phone for over an hour? Bobby last night 11. 50 Cent shows up at your door,

Thinking Positive Really Does Work.
It works Is it realistic to be positive about life? After all, being positive sounds good in theory, yet in the real world so many things can so often go awry. Yes, being positive is entirely realistic. Because truly being positive is not based on what is or is not likely to happen. Being positive is all about what you decide to create. Being positive is a perspective from which you can choose to operate. As such, not only is it realistic to be positive, it is also highly empowering. No matter what may have happened or failed to happen, being positive is the most intelligent and effective way forward. There are plenty of completely reasonable and perfectly valid reasons for being negative. Yet they are all outweighed by a single, compelling reason for being positive. Being positive is always realistic because whatever the situation, being positive gives you the most valuable and powerful options. Look around, and you'll see that the best reason to be positive is because it

62 Things Most Girls Dont Know
How so true some of these are..... 1. The guy you pass up for another one is always better, its a proven fact 90% of the time. And even if you dont talk to the one you pass up anymore, you will find yourself thinking about him, and realized that you possibly could be happier. And even if you dont talk, and it seems like he doesnt like you anymore, believe me, he thinks about you everynight if he loved you at one point. 2. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 3. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 5. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the pho

Things Cats Think About
1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener. 2. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths? 3. Why doesn't the government do something about dogs? 4. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have ULTERIOR motives? 5. Hmmm ... If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can't we cats ever get these STUPID dogs to do anything for us? 6. This looks like a good spot for a nap. 7. Hey -- no kidding, I'm sure that's the can opener. 8. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn't given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place? 9. If there's a God, how can He allow neutering? 10. If that really was the can opener, I'll play finicky just to let THEM know who's boss!

Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say
Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say: 1. Here honey, you use the remote. 2. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big. 3. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see! 4. While I'm up, can I get you anything? 5. Honey since we don't have anything else planned, will you go to the wallpaper store with me? 6. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes? 7. Aww, forget Monday night football, Let's watch Melrose Place. 8. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on. 9. We never talk anymore

11 Things We Need To Realize:
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# If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear. # If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year. # All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her. # All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. # It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. # Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. # The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty. # You're likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of you sweetheart back home. # Should you wish to pass

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well as you all know we woke up yesterday morning to one hell of a shocker!! And well today even more of a shock! How can ppl do this is it truly a cry for attention? Just a little info on what we have to this story right now!!!! yesterday morning dj_razor2007 (9/13/2007 1:57:30 PM): I'm here today to tell you all that we have lost one of the best ppl on earth. Dj Razor also as some of you knew her as Sasha was found dead today at 7am. The cops say that it looked like her ex and her got into a fight and there not sure if the shot to her chest killed her or the blows to the head. Also her ex was found dead with a gun shot to the head. As for her fubar page I will be deleting it in the next few days. I'm so sorry to tell you guys this also keep in mind her little one has no mother or father. So I'm asking if you guys can pls keep her in your thoughts and prayers. ~Kim~ Today dj_razor2007 (9/14/2007 6:59:33 AM): what cant you do? dj_razor2007 (9/14/2007 7:04:04 AM): Purrr

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The soft wispers of fantasy The gentle kisses of want The sweet taste of passion The caressing touches of desire The flittering buterflies in the tummy the sweety palms the exciting tingle up your spine The instant warmth in all your body the tears in your eyes the smile on your lips The skipped heart beats The craving of that touch the desire the want the passion the intensity the nervousness These are some of the things I feel everytime he is near everytime we talk these are things I feel everytime i even think about him

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I just thinking about to back to Phoenix Arizona maybe this Summertime! Because of I don't have any ood friends in Albanu NY! I have to talking to my uncle & aunt about me to lives there! They might will let me use trailer or spare house in Gibert Arizona for while till I finding a job and place! But I know They have loaded up for deaf Services!! I will starting saving some money for carrying to longest trip to Arizona!! I will miss my parents but that Albany NY has nothing to do for me!! Most of I getting bad depressed and alone at home and None of them offering or asking me for joining deaf club or party! I am so tired of staying in NY for 8 years now My father offered me to going with his 3rd of brother for while!!! I told my father, I needs about $2,000.00 to go Arizona for in case for hotel and gas and foods for 5 days!!! I will getting refund taxes and leftover in my bank I will moving out on March or Apirl 2008!! I gave up and tired of people in NY!!! So I have to fixing up or c

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A haunted hotel and a lascivious ghost with a freakishly long tongue… it’s not quite Nancy Drew Dana sped along the motorway at over seventy miles an hour. If she kept up driving at this pace, in this state of mind, she’d crash, she warned herself. But she needed to get away where no one would find her. She couldn’t go home – Bruce had probably already started leaving messages on her answering machine, trying to make up for his big mistake. She was hearing none of it. She’d arrived early at Bruce’s flat with strawberries and wine, only to find him in bed boinking a slut with a tattoo of a unicorn on her bum. She’d fled his flat, but not before grabbing the expensive bottle of Shiraz she’d found on his kitchen table. She wanted to find a secret place where she could drown her sorrows at the bottom of many glasses of red wine. Her entire life was in shambles. Bruce had cheated on her. Again. She hated her job, but she was too lazy

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Lifes way of reducing a heart to a shell it gives you such joy then tosses you in hell- - for upon a road once traveled with care- only giving out feelings to those who had dared- seeking out pleasures only shared on a whim and keeping what meant a damn hidden within. then comes... a turn in the road a division of ways- which would you chose.. how would you spend your days? continue the path of the carefully placed step- only giving and taking when your appetite was wet.. or perhaps down the way yet unmapped and unknown.. to feel what you experience- to see how you grow.. either way though.. it matters not which you take for all seems to lead down the way of joy.. then heartache! ~Candyce~

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How's it everyone? I have noticed a great Slow Down here recently. It seems everyone is keeping in touch less. More things to do, better things to do. Summer fun, Football, etc. I too have not been on here much recently. The new has worn off I suppose. I posted a bunch of vacation pics recently. Only about 6 people took the time to rate even a few of them let alone all, yet I get messages from all over to "Rate my new pics." Well tit for tat I waited to see if they noticed mine having been posted and nope so I deceded to cut loose a few "friends" cause all they really are on here are point whores. All take no Give, see ya' later. For those on my family group no worries of course, you would have to screw up so major to be droped. No chances there. Anyone else thinking of wantting to be my friend should be willing to stay in touch.

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1. You - off my planet. 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 5. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be? 6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years. 7. Allow me to introduce my selves. 8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 10. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up. 11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realise you weren't asleep. 13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one. 14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? 15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? 16. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. 17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2? 18. Nice per

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GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. INCLUDE HER IN ALL THINGS Y0U D0. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS. WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD. GIVE HER THE W0RLD. WRITE HER LETTERS. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0THES. WHEN SHES SAD, HANG 0UT WITH HER. LET HER KN0W SHE'S IMP0RTANT. LET HER TAKE ALL THE PH0T0S 0F Y0U SHE WANTS. KISS H

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50 Things Girls Want Guys To Know January 26, 2006 Posted by The Agency 1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count. 2. Real men drive stick shift. 3. I will leave if you lie. 4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts). 5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so. 6.I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear. 7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look. 8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you. 9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her. 10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you. 11. I expect you to call me. 12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants. 13. I'm scared of losing my independence. 14. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be. 15. Oral sex is your get-out-

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Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - The last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... He knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY:

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lol yep you read that title right.. Im so ganna let you all in on a lil secret... my family annoys me I love them but damn some of them are annoying . And its not just the big things either.. its the inconsiderate bullshit little things that are on my last freaking nerve. I'm sure there are days they feel the same way.. reguardless.. family.. love them bitches who dont take thier job seriously. Ok most of you know I got a job so heres my bitch .. oh i dont FEEL like showing up for work I have something better to do so tah dah i call & say im not coming to work & leave a boss to find someone else at the last minute. fuck that .. either you want to have a job or you dont !!! grow up & take responsibilty . Be glad I'm not your boss ho or you'd of been canned for that shit. what bugs me most though.. (and few will understand this) is how much I dont hate him eventhough I should. I actually miss the bastard .. how rude is that??? LOL anyways just a quick hello, im still alive

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I have noticed that a lot of people respond to mumms and they are really simple minded people without knowledge or proper research. Let me explain something on CPS (child protective services) and other legal systems. The number one priority is the safety of our children. If a person is abusing an animal and that abuse happens infront of the children...guess what? It is considered emtotional and mental abuse to the children and think about why this is so...because it shows the children it is ok to hurt and beat living things. Another thing is how we live our lifestyle. Think deeply before you just add a comment.

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1 new address given to credit card companies 2 new address given for something else 3 New address given to personal delivery 1 Havent checked Compuserve to see if available there or not 2 want to get TV Guide and one make subscription if we can 1 water is on 2 air is on 3 got our keys Movers coming early Monday morning Hopefully it will be a less then 6 hr trip to our probably final destination

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30 things a guy should know: This was written by a guy who has had years of experiance. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did. 8.5 If you DO sleep with them, DON

27 Things About You
You're on my friends list. I'd like to know 27 things about you. Just copy and hit reply to poster and paste. Thanks! You'll be surprised how much you didn't know about your friends after this! So copy and bulletin it BLANK and then respond to it as a message to my in box!!! 1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7.George Strait or Jay Z? 8. How did we meet? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like Country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you cheat ? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would yo

24 Things To Always Remember
24 Things to Always Remember. . . and One Thing to Never Forget 1. Your presence is a present to the world. 2. You're unique and one of a kind. 3. Your life can be what you want it to be. 4. Take the days just one at a time. 5. Count your blessings, not your troubles. 6. You'll make it through whatever comes along. 7. Within you are so many answers. 8. Understand, have courage, be strong. 9. Don't put limits on yourself. 10. So many dreams are waiting to be realized. 11. Decisions are too important to leave to chance. 12. Reach for your peak, your goal, and your prize. 13. Nothing wastes more energy than worrying. 14. The longer one carries a problem, the heavier it gets. 15. Don't take things too seriously. 16. Live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets. 17. Remember that a little love goes a long way. 18. Remember that a lot . . . goes forever.

Thinking
what should i do? when you hardly know someone and you cant stop thinking of them. when you got to sleep or first thing in the morn they are all you think about. what can you do. when all you can think of is dirty thoughts what can you do?

Think Before You Speak
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a

Things I Hate
My football team sucking out loud. People who set their status as "in the shower" but don;t have the pics to prove it. Working too many hours. People who post pics but don't post a pic of themselves. I guess that is all for now. It's time to watch my sucky football team.

Think Carefully Before You Speak....
"If I died, would you get married again?" Husband: "Of course not!"... Wife: "No? Why not? Don't you like being married?"... Husband: "Of course I do!!!" ... Wife "Then why wouldn't you get married again?"... Husband: "Alright I would"... Wife: (looking hurtful): You would?"... Husband I would, but only because it was so good with you."... Wife "And you'd sleep with her in our bed?"... Husband: "Where else would you want us to sleep?"... Wife: "And you'd replace all my photographs with hers?"... Husband: "Yes, it's only natural, I guess."... Wife: "And she'd use my car?"... HUSBAND: "No. She can't drive.... Wife: (COLD DEAD SILENCE) Husband: "OH F*CK!!!"

Things About Me People Should Know
************Well First off hello to all my friends************* First thing first that alot of people don't understand about me is my beliefs and out looks on life. First off I am a witch. And I am happy to say it proudly. Alot of people say you should be ashamed of what you are. And you should not brag so openly about it. Why not I ask you. Christans and Catholics and Non Believers are able to. This is a time of different beliefs. And The way I see it. Everyone has a right and a freedom to whatever they believe in. And if they are proud like my self they will show it. Now my Mom asked me a simply question. No harm in it. She asked me are you not scaried of getting threated. And my Mom is a high priestest I mind you. She wanted to know my reason. And I told her. Our people hid away from others for years. Scaired for what they might do to us. And the way I see it. If some dumb uneducated person wants to come down here and think they are going to tie me to a steak all I got to say

Things I Ramble On When I Am Thinking......
Today I am sitting here this morning at my mom's place. I subjected to wait here until her new 37" tv was being delivered here. And of course.....nothing yet. So to pass the time, I sit here, in her cold ass place,lol,and wait and ponder to myself. I was sitting here mainly and thinking about a topic that I often write about but lack alot of in my life.........and that is love. I mean I have love from my friends......which is good. Love from my family........which is special. :) And love for myself, which took a long time coming for me to have. But I have to say that when you are loved by someone who honestly loves you back, no matter what, that is a special thing to behold. I often write about love....and sex,lol. But when I do write, I have to say that I write about men that I like alot....and wish to hope that I would have something other than a friendship with. But of course that never happens. I know what your saying........ "Well sweetheart, yo

Things Happen For A Reason...
The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first ministry, to reopen a church in suburban Brooklyn , arrived in early October excited about their opportunities. When they saw their church, it was very run down and needed much work. They set a goal to have everything done in time to have their first service on Christmas Eve. They worked hard, repairing pews, plastering walls, painting, etc, and on December 18 were ahead of schedule and just about finished. On December 19 a terrible tempest - a driving rainstorm hit the area and lasted for two days. On the 21st, the pastor went over to the church. His heart sank when he saw that the roof had leaked, causing a large area of plaster about 20 feet by 8 feet to fall off the front wall of the sanctuary just behind the pulpit, beginning about head high. The pastor cleaned up the mess on the floor, and not knowing what else to do but postpone the Christmas Eve service, headed home. On the way he noticed

Thinking
Falling is the craziest thing ever Loving somebody is showing love Caring for her means honestly Breaking up just another thing Seeing you with her isn’t good Just have to walk away from it Never thought this would be We could have had something But it didn’t seem to workout You were my fantasy in dreams Just have to let it fade away now Believing it is the easy thing to do Leaving it just always toughest way Never knowing how you feel inside It’s just stirring up and down in it Just have to tell how you want it Keeping it in will hurt it more Letting it out is always good Don’t waste time on anything Practice what you preach girl Never fall for your fanasty Because it’s a dream lover It’s not always a true thing

45 Things A Girl Wants But Wont Ask For!
45 things a girl wants but wont ask for: 1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes

Thingie
Thingie > > There was a man who really took care of his body. > > He lifted weights and jogged six miles a day. > > One day, he looked in the mirror and noticed he was > > Tanned all over except his 'thingie.' > > So he decided to do something about it. > > He went to the beach, completely undressed and > > Buried himself in the sand, except for his thingie; > > Which he left sticking out. > > Two old ladies were walking on the beach, one using a cane. > > Upon seeing the 'thingie' sticking up in the sand, > > She began to move it around with her cane. > > Remarking to the other lady, 'There is no justice in the world.' > > The other lady asked what she meant. She said, > > > > 'When I was 20, I was curious about it.' > > When I was 30, I enjoyed it. > > When I was 40, I asked for it. > > When I was 50, I paid for it. > > When I was 60, I prayed for it. > > When I was 70, I forgot about it. > > Now that I'm 80, the damn th

37 Things A Woman Should Know About Us Men!
1.Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. But ladies we dont expect that! 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he

100 Things About Me
1. Name?: Teagan Barber (for now) 2. Nicknames?: Teags, Tea, Tigger, Teya and Kitten 3. Birthday?: 30th Jan 4. Place of Birth?: Toowoomba 5. Zodiac Sign?: Aquarius 6. Male or Female?: Female 7. Grade?:Finshied School 6 years ago 8. Schools you went to?: about 10 all up 9. Occupation?: Aged care nurse 10. Residence?: Melbourne, Victoria 11. Screen Name?: Naval_kitten or Kittymenace usually... Your Appearance 12. Hair Color?: Auburn 13. Hair Length?: At the shoulderblades (growing it) 14. Eye color?: Lapiz lazuli blue 15. Best Feature?:Eyes, smile and butt 16. height?:156 cm 17. Braces?:Never 18. Glasses?: Should, maybe... nahhhh 19. Piercing?: just one left 20. Tattoos?:three so far... still have time left 21. Righty or Lefty?: Righty Your Firsts 22. First best friends?: Yolanda in primary school 23.First Award?:colour guard participation... 24. First Sport You Joined?: soccor 25. First Pet?: Frosty my kitty 26. First Real Vacation?: Frazier island 4wding.

Things That Make You Go Hmmm...
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes

9 Things
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is '

50 Things To Do During Finals
Just way too funny not to share... I wish I'd thought of some of these during my school years LOL. 1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. 2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol. 4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril. 5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 6. Bring cheerleaders. 7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've b

37 Things Girls Dont Know...how Many Are Really True!!
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll o

Things Most Dont Know About Me.
1) cooking is my passion. dream of being a chef 2) i can fit my fist in my mouth 3) ive volunteered off and on since i was 13. 4) i would like to be a csi or forensic pathologist 5) i am 2nd of 5 children 6) i have played the piano and flute 7) i can sing and want to be in a band 8) ive taken ceramics, gymnastics, cheerleading, tap, and ballet lessons 9) I know some Spanish and Gujarati 10) I know some sign language to be continued....

37 Things Girls Dont Know (fits Me) Had To Blog It
1.Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll ob

Things I Like
I love kissing in the rain I love playing in the mud I love surprises I love the little things I love sticky notes I would rather have a note that says I Love You than a dozen roses or chocolates My favorite flower is the orchid I love things sweetpea scented I love romance I love to cuddle I love horror movies I love to color I like my eyes I like attention I like my personality I like off line messages I like voice mail messages I like the smell of pine I like the smell of freshly laundered clothes I like cats I like to cook for people I like to have friends over I like to play poker I like to flirt I love candles I am addicted to pens I collect Final Fantasy Games I love love I love love songs I do listen to country music and I like it I love to daydream I love being in the water I love night time I like to go to the beach at night / early morning with the one that I love and watch the

100 Things
100 Things You may not have Known About Me... 1. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank? Crown 2. Do you follow college football? Yep 3. How many miles does your car have on it? About 135K 4. Who was the last person to send you a text message and what was it about? Tara, let's go shopping 5. Last time you went swimming in a pool? Damn to long ago!! 6. Are you happy? Hmmmm most of the time 7. Where was the last place you went shopping? Lindale mall 8. How do you feel about your hair? Not long enough 9. Where do you work? Vangent 10. Last thing you ate? Pizza 11. Do you wish you were someplace else right now? In the middle of nowhere!! 12. Last time you smoked a cigarette? about 30 min ago lol 13. Do you have any expensive jewelry? Yep 14. AIM or MSN? MSN 15. what classes are you taking now? None 16. How many hours on average do you work a week: On average? about 40-50 17. Who do you like right now? My coffee

Think You Can Get Away With Downloading Songs??? Try Again!!!
Record companies win music sharing trial DULUTH, Minn. - The recording industry hopes $222,000 will be enough to dissuade music lovers from downloading songs from the Internet without paying for them. That's the amount a federal jury ordered a Minnesota woman to pay for sharing copyrighted music online. "This does send a message, I hope, that downloading and distributing our recordings is not OK," Richard Gabriel, the lead attorney for the music companies that sued the woman, said Thursday after the three-day civil trial in this city on the shore of Lake Superior. In closing arguments he had told the jury, "I only ask that you consider that the need for deterrence here is great." Jammie Thomas, 30, a single mother from Brainerd, was ordered to pay the six record companies that sued her $9,250 for each of 24 songs they focused on in the case. They had alleged she shared 1,702 songs in all. It was the first time one of the industry's lawsuits against individual downloader

Things Come 360
Have ya ever been alone , reading something so off the wall and stupid that you find yourself talking like you were at the bar with all your friends, all in agreement... then ya snap out of it, lookin around to see an empty room... I did exactly that when I read the following article..... NEW YORK – Dale Earnhardt Jr. left Kyle Busch a message this week, presumably to apologize for wrecking him last week at Kansas Speedway. The two have yet to connect, but it's little consolation to Busch, anyway. He was in the thick of the race for the Nextel Cup title before the accident, but now sits sixth in the standings after his 41st-place finish. ''He left me a message, but his number is blocked and he didn't tell me how to get in touch with him,'' Busch said. ''It's pretty hard to swallow to be totally wrecked like that by the guy who is taking your job next season, and it really hurt us in the Chase. It's done now, nothing you can do, but I don't feel real good about it.'' B

Thinking
Ok was thinking of seelin bunch of stuff an just movin not much working out for me were i live now an i need a change always wanted to move out of state but to scared to b honest but maybe i should ne ways what do ya think should do i have no job rit enow wich sux big time not gf no kids not much holdin me back if u think its good idea give me ur input would liek that very much thanks later..

Things To Think About
Things to think about ERIC Ethan Dream of good things that will get your through the day an night When you are down with frown laugh and smile to beat the blues away When you are mad step in the rain to cool down Doesn’t worry let God take control he will steer you in the right direction Friends are close and far away but remember you there in their in spirit and in their heart for a reason Listen to a good tune to get you through the day just rock till can stop When it is raining time to step in a good book to read and get cozy Think of different things you always wanted to do Remember to look in your heart today it is full of sunshine that is so bright Your heart is not grey it just the light is on dim so turn it up today to shed light in your heart today Stand in the rain and let the water hit your face and let it pour down your body it make you feel good and wash the stress away. But remember you are ju

10 Things To Do To Keep Yourself Occupied While Your Gf Is Shopping At Walmart
1. Grab some boxes of condoms and put them in other peoples carts when they are not looking. 2. Go the to clock isle, and set all the alarm clocks to go off within 5 minutes of each other. 3. Move the Wet Floor signs to a carpeted area. 4. Hide in the clothes racks, and wait until someone walks by, then wiggle the hangers and say in a strange voice, "Buy me Buy me". 5. Impersonate a Walmart employee and give people directions to the wrong Isle. 6. Go into the changing room and put on a moo moo, then come back out and ask someone if this moo moo makes your ass look to fat. 7. Go into the changing rooms wait for 10 minutes then yell, "WHERES THE TOLIET PAPER?" 9. Bring a bra up to a walmart employee and ask if they have it in a size smaller then an A-Cup. 10. Go into the toy isle, and locate the loudest toys they got, and press as many buttons as you can within a minute and walk away.

Things That Don't Belong In The Bathroom.
1. Plungers. Are you a crappy shitter? A plunger may help you out temporarily, but keep in mind that you're just avoiding your problem. Instead of fixing your shitting disabillity, you bypass dealing with it by using an oversized suction cup to squeeze your extra burrito through the piping. What are plungers for? They unclog the toilet. So how does the toilet clog? I looked it up in my Shitionary and it listed three plunger plunders that cause clogging: The shitter is a fatass The shitter is constipated and hasn't shat in 2 weeks The shitter uses half of a roll of toilet paper Here are the permanent solutions: 1. If you are a fatass: Lose some god damn weight. Nobody likes your fat ugly ass and you have bigger problems to worry about than a clogged toilet. A plunger is not going to help you lose weight, so deal with your disability before somebody mistakes you for the mascott of Italy. 2. If you are constipated: http://www.prunejuice.com 3. If you use half of

Thinking Bout Leaving Fubar
I just wanted to let people I have met on here it was good knowing you.My life has become to busy to mess with the net much anymore.So by the end of this week if not before I'm going to be deleting and leaving fubar.I wish everyone the best life has to offer.If you would like to keep in touch leave me a message before the end of the week and we can exchange email addresses.Thanks!

Thing Don't Seem The Same
thing don't seem the same with use and by use i mean jody and i. so iam on the phone with him last night and all that seem to keep happing was him and i bud heads and not meshing well at all i told him i miss him but the missing me part didn't seem to be there for him it been week senice we chilled and everytime i seem to want to hang out with him it never good timeing for him. he could tell i wasn't happy with the fact that he hasn't been able to chill with me. cause he like i know think iam blowing u off but iam realy not just been busy. and i try to be understanding very much so but i miss are midnight drives and just chilling and watching moveis or even going for walk on the beach. dam plan and sample i miss my jody lol. i sometimes feel like he can't deal with my crazyise sometimes like last night on the phone i was to giggle for him and he couldn't seem to understand anything i was saying or he just couldn't flow and keep up with me being me last night. but i hope things are ok w

Thinking Of You
I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does she think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a girl I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you

Things On My Mind
Alright so i've been staying pretty busy w/ work and my daughter. Although the one bad thing aobut work is i have time to think and ponder things that I shouldn't. So since the end of my last relationship I have relized many things that maybe i wouldn't have for a bit. I have more self confendience then I was having. The great rp had knocked me down so far that i felt i was worth nothing. I relized that he mad me feel so little and really he was the one that didn't deserve me. Someone told me the other day that i was unaproachable which floored me. I've never thought of myself as that and I never want want anyone to think it ever again. I am working on some things with myself. I know I need to change back to my old ways the real me. I am a very blunt honest person and that's what's back. I dunno I guess just a lot is going on and i needed to vent a bit sorry.....

Things About Walmart That Must Change.
This is a list of the many poor business practices that WalMart needs to change in order to be considered a decent company. 1. Third world slave labor WalMart's employees in third world countries make under 20 cents per hour and have the nerve to call their work "slave labor." This is outrageously untrue and offensive to real slaves who make nothing at all. WalMart does not use slave labor in third world countries. But they should. These people are going to die in a few years anyway. WalMart would be better off working them into the ground with no pay or mercy. Then, jars of sliced olives will be even cheaper. And who needs compassion when you have sliced olives? 2. Lower health insurance coverage WalMart's current health care system offered to employees is ridiculous. The coverage, terms, and rates are at an unacceptable rate of generosity. It's time for change. WalMart employees are the scum of our planet. They are smellier than the decaying bacteria on t

Thinking Of You
Late at night I lie here awake Thinking of you And I stare into space Your the one Im thinking of As I fall asleep The one who I dream about The one who makes my heart beat As Im about to dream, Of you and me I wonder one last thought If you and me could actually be You Know Who You Are :)

Think!!!
1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." A. Karl Marx B. Adolph Hitler C. Joseph Stalin D. None of the above 2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few...and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity." A. Lenin B. Mussolini C. Idi Amin D. None of the Above 3) "(We)...can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people." A. Nikita Khrushev B. Jose f Goebbels C. Boris Yeltsin D. None of the above 4) "We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own...in order to create this common ground." A. Mao Tse Dung B. Hugo Chavez C. Kim Jong Il D. None of the above 5) "I certainly think the free-market has failed." A. Karl Marx B. Lenin C. Molotov D. None of the above 6) "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most

26 Things A Perfect Guy Would Do!
26 Things a Perfect Guy Would Do 1. Know how to make you smile when you are down. 2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice. 3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence. 4. Give you the remote control during the game. 5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you. 6. Play with your hair. 7. His hands always find yours. 8. Be cute when he really wants something. 9. Offer you plenty of massages. 10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork. 11. Never run out of love. 12. Be funny, but know how to be serious. 13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious. 14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready. 15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts. 16. Smile a lot. 17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you. 18. Appreciate you. 19. Help others out. 20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1. 21. Always

Things Are Getting Better
Well i have A New girlfriend and she treats me so wonderfully that i have no clue how I got her. And Now my uncle at the age of 30 is finally leaving the home town and moving to South carolina, so that is awsome he will be closer to me. I am not in Jail anymore so that makes me really happy cause it is boring in there. and my life is really starting to head in the right direction for once. Finally Some Happiness Comes my way thank GOD!!!!!!

Things Go Wrong
When things go wrong as they sometimes will; When the road you're trudging seems all uphill; When the funds are low, and the debts are high And you want to smile, but have to sigh; When care is pressing you down a bit - Rest if you must, but do not quit. Success is failure turned inside out; The silver tint of the clouds of doubt; And you can never tell how close you are It may be near when it seems so far; So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit - It's when things go wrong that you must not quit.

Things To Think About 2
Things to think about 2 These are only my thoughts but if you think they might have some bearing on your life then thay just might be. Skinny women vs. b.b.w: MY THOUGHT:my prefferance is larger women because i like to hug and to me a larger woman tend to have better attitudes.not saying all skinny woman have bad attitudes but they tend to be more attentive on there appearence than anything else. TRUTH:Sociaty can be to blame due to all the adds,t.v.,people.people tend to look down on someone that does not look like them,we all look different on the outside but that does not mean that we don't desire the same things in life.in Roman times it was considered that a larger woman was more sexy than a skinny woman.Greece considered a larger woman a good bearer of children.so in history it is known that a larger woman was worshiped over skinny, but in this day and age sociaty tends to think we should all look alike but what type of world would it be if that where so.

Things To Think About ? Part 1
Things to think about? These are only my thoughts but if you think they might have some bearing on your life then thay just might be.I probably piss off some people but oh well! There is an old saying " if you truely love something set it free and if it comes back it was ment to be": MY THOUGHT:if it where ment to be you would not have given up in the first place.sometimes we get into a place that we think the other person would be better off with out you or what can you offer this person,alot of this is brought on by society. TRUTH:in reality the thing is we leave the other person because someone else came along and showed intrest and we wanted to check it out and the reason is we go back is because we found out that they where not all that cracked up to be and you might be stupid enough to fall for the bullshit we tell you. The biggest thing i myself have even abused is "i love you": MY THOUGHT:this is a word that should mean something,it represents feeli

19 Things Very Few Guys Still Do
1. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. [She won't trust you if you do & it'll be awkward] 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other. [She always gets butterflies when you do it; it makes her feel like you want her] 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. [It makes her feel like you really love her.] 4. Cuddle with her. [She'll feel like your there for her] 5. Hug her from behind [It makes her feel special] 6. Write little notes. [She smiles. They're cute; The end] 7. Compliment her Honestly. [No girl likes a liar and no girl likes a person who lies about it when you compliment her] 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. [It makes her feel wanted] 9. Be super sweet to her. = ) [All girls like a super sweet guy] 10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. [She'll go to bed with a smile] 11. Comfort her when she cries. [She'll feel like you'll ALWAYS be there for her] 12.Wipe away her tears [It'll show you'

45 Things A Girl Wants But Wont Ask For:
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman. 22. T

Think Before You Speak
Here are 6 reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word...he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store

Things That Piss Me Off
- i hate when ppl are freaking fake posers!! like just because you go to the hottopic and but urself a studded belt, doesn't mean you can cal urself a punk..sorry!!!! - when u go out with adude..and the chemistry is right and it's all soooo good..and he has to fuck it up by telling me how beautiful my hair looks in the moonlight or some other cheesy ass comment... dude, stfu and kiss me.. don't ask just take me... damn!!! - when women do that bullshit.. no means yes and yes means no shit.. what the hell lady... damn!!! -i hate clowns , they think they're sooo funny (not) they wear those weird unmatchy outfits... and all that make up.. what are you? hiding from the government??? AND they smell funny... -ppl who have really bad body odor and are so used to the smell that thye can't even smell themselves...and then have the nerve to talk shit about other ppl. -ppl who try to "sell" themselves to you... like dude.. it doesn't matter if you have the biggest cock in the universe and are

125 Things Not To Say
125 Things Never to Say During Sex unless you want to. Is it in? That's it? You've got to be kidding me. (pone rings) Hello? Oh nothing and you? Do I have to pay for this? Do I have to call you tomorrow? Oh momma, momma! Oh dadda, dadda! You look better in the dark. This is much better than my last girl/boyfriend. I thought that goes in the other hole... Don't tell my husband/wife. You have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it). This sucks. Can you finish now? I have a meeting... I hope you don't expect a raise for this... I think you might get the job for this. Damn! Is that all you know how to do? Did I tell you I have herpes? Now we must get married. Hurry up, the game's about to start. I'm hungry. I'm thirsty. zzzzzzzzzzzz. Are you trying to be funny? Can I have a ride home after this? Are those real? By the way, I want to break up. Is that smell coming

10 Things In You!
10 THINGS IN U IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER: 10. FUNNY: I WANT TO LAUGH...HARD AND LONG. NOT JUST JOKES.. I MEAN A HUMOROUS PERSONALITY. IF YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LAUGH, EVEN AT STUPID STUFF...LIFE WILL BE MISERABLE. 9. ROMANTIC: I'D LIKE TO COME HOME FROM WORK AND SEE A CARD AND SOME FLOWERS ON MY PORCH OR IN MY HOUSE. MAYBE COOK ME DINNER, DANCE WITH ME.. ON OUR ANNIVERSARY, TAKE ME TO THE PLACE WE HAD OUR FIRST DATE, WATCH CHICK FLICKS AND CUDDLE WITH ME. TELL ME I'M BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AS WELL AS OUTSIDE. 8. HONEST: I DON'T WANT A LIAR. I CAN TELL WHEN SOMEONE IS LYING. I DO NOT TOLERATE IT! 7. GOAL-ORIENTED: YOU MUST HAVE GOALS SET FOR YOURSELF... HIGHER YOUR EDUCATION, GET A PROMOTION, IMPROVE YOUR HOUSE.. ETC. 6. DETERMINED: KNOW WHAT YOU WANT AND HOW TO GET IT! DO WHATEVER IT TAKES THAT WILL HELP YOU ACHEIVE IT! NOTHING CAN STOP YOU BUT YOURSELF! 5. HARD WORKING: YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A CONSTRUCTION WORKER TO BE HARD WORKING. KEEP A JOB! DO THE BEST YOU CAN... NOTHING

Things To Come (erotic Poetry)
A hungry woman tonight, Not a lady, just a whore. I will take you in my mouth. My hands caress your back, on my knees. You can hold your hands tight on the radiator, Gazing out the window into back yard. I will probe deeper. Raw and real. Not complicated by adjectives or symbolism. As long as it takes I will move you to the bed Give me your cum, Flood my mouth, Unleash the pent up passion. I will take it without asking You can cum loud and Hard in my mouth. Neighbors or passers by might hear The high pitched squeals, As you begin to pound the sheets, Throw your soft locks to and fro. As you ride in delightful waves, Of ecstasy and unbridled passion Then all will be quiet. You will lay in post orgasmic bliss, Too tired to move. Just lay there, And tremor. But for now, Clear your mind, relax, And enjoy the ride. -Hurley (copyright 2007)

Thinking Of You
When I look outside my window you’re all I think of.I long to see your eyes and smile. Eyes that sparkles like precious gems. A smile that lights up my heart with joy and love, like the Light of the World shining down from Heaven. I long to hold your hand. Just a touch warms my soul on the coldest day. I long to hold you in my arms. Arms that give me such a sense of security that nothing could ever take you from me. I long to kiss your precious lips. Lips as sweet as candy exploding with passion. Forgive me if when we’re together I can’t stop adoring your divine beauty. I know what love feels and looks like. I see love glistening in your eyes. I feel love in the warmth of you hands and in the tremble of you kiss. I often think I’m the luckiest man in the world, but God constantly reminds me that is not so. It is His blessing, not luck for me to have an angel like you.

45 Things A Girl Wants But Wont Ask For
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts t

The 45 Things
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts t

Things I Like
-purple -dogs -cats -cookies -cars -sweet men -driving -kisses -long passionate embraces -mens hands -long walks -bright colors -thunder -mens cologne -goofin off -talkin to someone i care about -sex -alcohol -layin in the grass watchin the stars

9 Thing To Know About Girls
1.) fine: this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you are wrong. 2.) five minutes: if she is getting dressed, this means a half hour. five min is only five min if you have been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) nothing: this is the calm before the storm. this means something and you should be on your toes. arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) go ahead: this is a dare, not permission. dont do it! 5.) loud sigh: this is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. a loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) that's okay: this is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. thats okay means she wants to think long and hard brfore deciding how and when to you will pay for your mistake.

37 Things Girls Don't Know
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll o

Things I Have Discovered:
You can never have too many friends. The prettist thing you can wear is a smile(and nothing else.) Big Beautiful women(BBW's) are sexy. You are only as good as your word. The world owes you a living, you just have to work like Hell to collect it. NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...THERE YOU ARE.

Things You Never Knew About Your Spleen.
• The spleen is a giant organ in your body. The spleen is much more than a worthless part of your lymphatic system. When properly cared for and coddled, a spleen can lead to a more fulfilling, and often more interesting life. • You can have a lot of fun with your spleen. a. Stroke it - a massage is like heaven to a spleen b. Play scrabble c. Take it on walks d. Don't own a basketball? Use a spleen. e. Have breakdance battles with it f. Get it drunk and mess with its head g. Starving? Eat your spleen. You don't need it anyway h. Play fetch. • Some people are born with more than one spleen. We all have spleens. However, some of us are fortunate to have parents who did some messed up drugs when they were pregnant with us. This lead them to producing babies with multiple heads, genitals, and possibly two or more spleens. • The spleen must be washed at least once a month or it will rot. This is important. Our spleens are very prone to pathogens because of

27 Things About You!!!
You're on my friends list. I'd like to know 27 things about you. Thanks! You'll be surprised how much you didn't know about your friends after this! So copy and bulletin it BLANK and then respond to it as a message to my in box!!! 1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken and how many times have you been married? 4. Do you believe in soulmates? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7.George Strait or Jay Z? 8. How did we meet? 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything , and have no one know, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you cheat ? 16. What do you wear to sleep?? 17. Have you ever got caught doing something illegal? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to

Things To Do At Wal-mart.....lmao
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously lou

Things To Think About
Random Thoughts by Raso If Jesus had a brother do you think Mary and Joseph would ever say "why can't you be more like your brother Jesus"? Why are whipped cream and chocolate sauce sexy considering all guys get a boner over steak. Why do people ask how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop......have you people seen the movie? It was Dustin Hoffman in drag. Why do women say men are pigs? .....does that make women pig fuckers? People say Richard Gere is a freak because he stuffed a gerbil up his ass....do the gerbil's friends think that their buddy is a freak as well? How come Catholic priests can't get it through their head that sex in the workplace is wrong? If a rolling stone gathers no moss why does Keith Richards look like a spore?. Why do people shave their pubic hair? Don't they realize how many homeless crabs are out there? People eat mints for bad breath, why hasn't anyone come up with an ass mint yet? Wh

Things I Think About Everyday
Life is full of surprizes...Look I know what people say, but the thing is you can't judge a book by its' cover until you read it right or wrong? Well I am sorry if me telling the truth isn't right, but you know a person can only hold things in for a period of time before they can't take it anymore... Like one people say I am not ugly...Heres what I have to say to it. Quit lying cuz i know I am and i am not a shame to admit to it either. If you was shy growing up and didn't talk to anyone and when you asked gurls out. Well after you heard them tell ya to get out their face cuz you were ugly or cuz growing up your family wanted to treat you like shit. You'd say the same thing. Yeah I can honestly say growing up asking women out...I was told I was ugly or slapped in the face and kicked in the balls, or even lied on cuz they didn't like me... Lets say it was you ok. How would you feel after trying so hard in life and you was the black sheep to everything even to your own fam

Think I'm Gonna Cry
my mother and my sister and a friend of my sister's are attempting to take over the planning of my wedding. everything that i like or want is wrong to them. i'm ready to cry. to give up and just say fuck it and let them have the wedding that they want. fuck what i think or want. fuck my dreams and ideas. as long as they are happy. that's most important isn't it? that everyone else is happy to hell what the BRIDE wants or thinks or dreams about? i'm sorry that i am being a bride-zilla but i'm just so frustrated right now. *sigh* is having a wedding really worth all of this? i feel like i'm trying to develop an ulcer. . . did that with work too, but this is another one. . . or on top of that one. whichever. okay, until next time. goodmoshpitting to all.

Think About It...
Just think about this for a minute....Everything in your life was going perfect..then one day it rained. It stormed so hard that it blew everything you worked so hard to get, away. How do you deal with it? Do you start all over or just let nature take it's course? Would you work hard to replace it, even tho the harder you worked to get it the worse things would get? Things can be so decieving. I can't understand why things have to be so hard at times. Just think of about your life...about why your still here. I think everyone is here to serve a purpose. Don't you?

Think Before You Speak
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - The last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could Immediately take the words back... Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... He knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen Who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and Passed by a store that sold a Variety of candy and nuts. As we

Things I Ponder About
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it

Thinking Of You
Just sitting here and thinking, Thinking my thoughts of you Dreaming of how things would be If you were right here too. I hope that things are going The way that you had planed I only wish that you were here And I could hold your hand I dream of being with you Of being by your side Of waking up beside you of love that we won't hide I hope one day that you'll be more Than just a dream at night That I can bring you happiness And love with all my might But until then, I'm here alone There's nothing else to do Than dream of you and count the days Until I'm there with you

Things Kids Say
A Wise Little Girl... A certain little girl when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." When the minister spoke to her in Sunday School and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daugher?" She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not." Too Rough... A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No you may not play with the boys, they are too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments, and asked, "If I find a smooth one, can I play with him?" That Baby in There... For six weeks, a six year old little boy kept telling his first grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impend

72 Things Men Should Know When It Comes To Drinking
1. There is no such thing as a chocolate martini. 2. There is no shame in club soda and cranberry juice. 3. There is a reason for the scarcity of piano bars. 4. Visiting the pub will be cheaper in the long run if you tip the bartender regularly and more generously than is necessary. 5. Never order a frozen drink in a place that serves pickled eggs. 6. Actually, never order a frozen drink. 7. It's also not a bad idea to eschew the pickled pigs' feet, although their presence is fairly strong evidence that you've accidentally stumbled upon a real tavern. 8. For the sake of the children, leave the pistol at home. 9. Champagne is a place. Bordeaux is a place. Champale is not a place. 10. Grappa is to lighter fluid as ouzo is to lighter fluid. 11. Garnish matters. 12. Despite a high ratio of female clientele, an insouciant way with fried mozzarella, and their prevalence in resort towns, establishments where a waitress pours shots into your mouth from a bottl

Things Men Should Know About Women
I found this and can't believe how accurate it actually is!! They hit most things right on the head! Cosmo's Top 30 things men need to know about women in 2007. 30 Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, she’s trying to keep herself in line. 29 No matter how much she reassures you, if you can’t get a hard-on she assumes you’re not attracted to her. 28 The threesome is not about you; it’s about the two girls. If you’re lucky enough to score one with your girlfriend, enjoy sex with the other one because there’s a good chance it’ll end the relationship. 27 Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you’ve ever had. 26 Girls who buy their men lap dances and pretend to enjoy it are kidding themselves. They’re trying to keep him happy with some controlled freedom. 25 Women want to talk dirty, but they’re afraid you won’t respect them in the morning. Reassure her that

Things That Piss Me Off..
The Pillsbury doughboy is "way" too happy considering he has no genitals. Also, I hate the comparison of him to myself. I`m tired of little kids running up to me in the mall and to and shoving their fingers into my belly button waiting for me to giggle... get out of here before I shove my orange julius up your ass!! When something is "new and improved," which is it? If it`s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it`s an improvement, then there must have been something before it. Make up your fucking minds!!! People who are willing to get off their ass to search the room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." What good is a damn cake you can`t eat? What, should I eat someone else`s cake instead? When people say, "It`s always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you`ve found it? Do people do this? Who

16 Things To Do At A Walmart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code white'in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously

Thinking Of You
as I sit looking out the window I can still remember they called to tell me that you went away it was such a cold day but that sunday morning it came without a warning but all that pain I felt inside I just cant forget you I'm feeling so alone so many times I tried cant get you off my mind I'm thinking of you wondering where you are tonight I wish that I could hold you tight I'm thinking of you I wish you could stay but your so far away so far away even though your gone I know your happy where you are I know someday we will be together together again I know some day I will hold you again you and me together again but until that day I'm thinking of you its so sad but its true I'm thinking of you

-think Before You Speak-
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the

72 Things A Man Should Know About Fatherhood
1. Don't worry, your dad didn't know what he was doing, either. 2. No, no--not that Spock! 3. Second thought, maybe you should worry. 4. Never tell anybody that you and your wife are "trying." We really don't need the visual, that's why. 5. Never tell anybody where your child was conceived, how long it took, or what song was playing. 6. Do not name your baby after cities, geographical points of interest, features of the solar system, seasons, plants, animals, or current television stars. 7. Your child, at birth, already has a deeply complicated relationship with his mother, and, for the first year, you are only a curiosity. For a couple of years after that, an amusement-park ride. Then, a referee. And finally, a bank. 8. If you want to subject your son to the unkindest cut, insist on a local anesthetic, since many pediatricians don't bother to use one. The anesthetic is for the kid. 9. Baby gas is lessened with a good nipple connectio

Things You Didnt Know And Probally Should
Things you should know but probably didn't 1 . Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. 3. The dot over the letter i is called a "tittle". 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. 6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino. 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. 10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister. 11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog. 12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to exp

45 Things A Girl Wants But Wont Ask For..
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts t

Things I Love....
Including, but not limited to... Chocolate: any type except dark chocolate. Laughing. Hard. The kind that makes your side hurt. When people make a more stupid mistake than me. Obvious reasons. Hugs. Makes me feel loved. Flea Markets: good ones, not the ones that just re-sell rejected merchandise. Being trusted. Receiving checks in the mail. Spending time with friends. Doing absolutely anything. Or nothing. Clean bed sheets - although I don't like making the bed. Rain: not much smells better. The ocean: mesmerizing. I could stare at it for hours. When I screw up and no one finds out. My daughter, cats, & fish. They love me unconditionally. I wish people did. Riding on a motorcycle. Dreaming. Nice escape from real life. Toes. Fingers. I'll stop there. Seafood Mexican Food (homemade is SO much better) Steak Ok, food. Hot Bubble baths Massages. Wish I could get them monthly. Writing. Free

Thinking Of Poverty Or Wealth?
"Being poor is a frame of mind." -- Mike Todd What do you think of money? Our beliefs create our reality. If you have struggled with money most of your adult life, chances are that something happened when you were young to create limiting beliefs around money and prosperity. Look back to your early years. What beliefs did your parents and other influential adults have about money? Chances are you’re also carrying those beliefs. Are they serving you? “The law of abundance is that everything replicates after its own kind. Like is attracted to like. If you want more wealth, concentrate of wealth; think thoughts of abundance and wealth.” -- Delfin Knowledge System

Things I Don't Understand...
Okay, so I get bored and I start rating photos. I skip some. Usually it's the ones that seem to contain people desperate for approval. You know who I mean, people flashing their tits or whatever. People showing off the fact that they drink too damn much. I just don't get how people go out and get fucked up every weekend and sometimes in between. I never liked getting drunk. It never felt that good, and my boundary thing kept flaring up. I don't like people getting in my space, like three feet is too damned close. Add to that me being drunk and losing the inhibition that keeps me from shoving people who get closer than that, plus they've lost the inhibition that keeps them from getting up in my face....it's trouble. That's all. I don't like drunk chicks trying to get laid by flashing their boobies or showing off how well they can tie a knot in a cherry stem. I don't like drunk college boys acting like they know what life is all about and they know it better than you.

Things I Miss
cuddling, waking up next to someone who cares about me, my childhood, that special someone who makes me nervous eating breakfast with that person, making them dinner, leaving a rose by the bed doing special things for them

Think Before You Speak...
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts.

14 Things About Me...
14 Things About Me... 1. I talk to myself. A lot. Sometimes just thinking out loud, sometimes re-doing a conversation that already happened, sometimes practicing for a conversation I plan to have. 2. When I'm not talking to myself I'm singing. Anything from Lisa Loeb to System of a Down. I love to sing and I'm a bit of a karaoke hound. 3. I love the casinos. But I don't know how to quit when I'm ahead. I need a chaperone. And a leash. 4. I'm good at acting indifferent, but I really do care. I love as deeply as I feel, but I probably won't let you catch me at either one. 5. That Miss Independent thing? It's a front. I kinda do want you to take care of me sometimes. I want to feel long, strong arms around me and just once be allowed to be weak for a minute. 6. My son is the best thing that ever happened to me and nothing comes before him. He's my reason. This should have been #1. OMG I'm a horrible mother! 7. If there's one thing I want people to

Things To Think About
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her.She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I would marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations. Life

Thinking....
Last nite. I thought about alot of things. Mostly due to the rain. I love the rain. I would be outside playing in it if it wasnt too cold. I hate driving in it but I love the sound to it. One day I will make love in it! LOL.... But anyway...I did a lot of thinking. Some things that have been going on here recently and about a few people in my past. What if you were told you only had a short time to live? What would you do? I, for one, wouldnt tell anyone. LOL. Thats just me. Because, for starters, I want those who have treated me like scum of the earth...especially my family...to hopefully regret ever doing so. I can only hope. But if it happened to one of my friends, and they told me, I would lose it. I kno myself too well. I am extremely close to a few people. Mostly in SW Ohio. A couple of "close" friends I kno there, kno how I feel about them. Even if their girlfriend/wife treats them like shit, they have always known there is a open door with me. And

40 Things You'd Like To Say Out Loud At Work
40 Things You'd Like to Say Out Loud at Work 1 I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t. 2 I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3 How about never? Is never good for you? 4 I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5 I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6 I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 7 I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8 I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9 It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. 10 Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. 11 I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12 You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13 I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. 14 I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15 I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I

Think About Em
What up? First, Thanks for checkin this out. My brothers in Afganastan. Has been for about 3 months. Army. Today I overheard a discussion between 2 people and their views on everything going on in that part of the world. Pretty much all I got to say is no matter how you feel about the subject just remember everyone over there. Keep them in your thoughts and prayers. They're just doing what their country asks of them. Thanks

10 Things I Hate About You
I hate how you make me cry I hate how you think I always lie I hate how you break my heart I hate how you tear it apart I hate how you walk away I hate how you never stay I hate how your gone and never here I hate when you see me shed a tear I hate the little things you do I hate how I dont hate anyone... not even you

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did you know the breathing system of yoga-lates is completely different from other work-out regimes? ya neither did i til i started doing it... and their breathing system? is a fabulous ab workout. whoever woulda thought. most certainly not me. so i took moms to the ghetto yesterday cuz like there was stuff down there she needed...like those chocolate peanut butter/caramel eyeballs that are only available near halloween time... and some boxsets...n things of that nature.. we went to jcpenny cuz like where i come from...they sell almost everything...but in the ghetto...not so much...n like some fat old woman bumped into me...n i hadda get the hell outta there. not cool. im not goin to the ghetto ever again. i dun care. i'll drive the hour to flagstaff... theres a walmart up there. theres a barnes n nobles up there theres a target up there thats more than enough reason to go. today? i dunno yet. its still early maybe an early bout of yoga-lates n then some

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THANGS I LARNED WILE LIVIN IN LUSIANA 1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in LOUISIANA. 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in LOUISIANA plus a couple no one's seen before. 4. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. 5. Onced and twiced are words. 6. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy. 7. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic 8. People actually grow and eat okra. 9. Fixinto is one word 10. There is no such thing as "lunch". There is only dinner and then there is supper. 11. Ice tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! 12. Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you." 13. Jeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" 14. You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you' re

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You also find out interesting things when you have sons, like 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already

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Here are some of the things that keep me smiling... Meet Windsor! He is 4 years old. He loves riding in the car and sleeping in my arms. I do love him. This is Darryl Christopher. He is 30, as of September 14. He loves the South Carolina Gamecocks, his Alma Mater. Actually he loves all things football. He also has a brilliant smile and cuddly big arms. This is my sister, Caroline Grace. She is a gorgeous little muse. She is going to rock the world with a novel she is finishing. I can't wait until she shares it with us all. On very special late nights, she calls and reads little parts to me. My 2007 Civic EX. Not a gas guzzler because I'm not an a**hole! I got her this year and I plan to spruce her up. I won't trick her out too much though.

Thinking About Some1
Do you believe you can think of someone you haven't seen or talk to in a long time so hard that they will think of you too? Do you believe that the person would contact you just to see how you are?

10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween...
10 Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't... 1. So...What'd you get in the sack? 2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!! 3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it! 4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks! 5. I got the best piece from that house. 6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!! 7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling.... 8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!! 9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you. 10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it!

Things I Learned From Movies...
Large, loft apartments in New York City are plentiful and affordable, even if the tenants are unemployed. One of a pair of identical twins is evil. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry about which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one. It doesn't matter if you are greatly outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts. Your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one... dancing around in a threatening manner until you have dispatched their predecessors. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible but slightly blue. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to be a world-famous expert on nuclear fission, dinosaurs, hieroglyphics, or anything else, at the age of 22. Honest and hard-working policemen are usually gunned down a day or two before retirement. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their enemies using complex machinery involving fuses, deadly gasses,

Thinking Of You
I'm sittin here all alone and I was thinking of you Colleen. I think of you often. I really hope you are ok. I would do anything to see you and love you again. I don't care what you have been thru. I love you. I always will.. I really miss you girl. It hurts a lot inside. Oh well.. Guess it wasn't meant to be tho. God bless you and keep you dearest. I hope you are doing fine wherever you are.. Love you with all my heart.

30 Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man
30 Mean Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man: 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Awww, it's so cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. If you get me real drunk first. 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many ot

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-People telling me to enjoy the weekend. Shut the fuck up bitch, I work during the weekend. -People who can't use their turn signals. I'd like to know a couple seconds beforehand if you're going to dangerously swerve into my lane. I'm crazy that way, I guess. -Tailgaters. You know what asshole? Just because you're tailgating me, I'm going to take my foot off the gas. I might even brake-check you for being a dipshit. How's that sound, asswipe? -People who speed up when you're trying to change lanes and then have the audacity to get pissed at you. Shut the fuck up you dumbass, I had my blinker on, which usually signifies intent to change lanes. -People who type in all caps. Seriously, how difficult is it to turn it off? Unless I miss my guess, it's just a fraction of an inch to move your LEFT PINKIE, who barely does anything anyway! -People who can't spell, know they can't spell, knows Firefox has a built-in spell check and still insist on using IE. You don't deserve to br

60 Things Most Girls Don't Know (edited By Me)
This is one of the most ridiculous postings I've ever seen. You can't blanket statement and expect it to be true for everyone... I'm going to go through this one by one and point out all the statements that can't be applied to all guys... just so you don't get confused most of the original list doesn't apply to me. >60 Things Most Girls Don't Know >Body: 60 Things Most Girls Don't Know >[a guy wrote this]? Supposedly a guy wrote this... he must of been the dumbest guy I've ever heard of. >[?]Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE) Why does everyone assume all guys have sex with sluts? I mean... I for one have never and will never do that. It's dissgusting if you ask me. >[?]"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. Bullshit, just because I ask a question doesn't mean I'd stammer... for all you k

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If you frequent the lounges here, some things you may not realize that happen are "Ghosting" - this is when a persons picture will stay showing in the lounge even when they're NOT actually in there, sometimes it'll even show as if they are in the lounge when they're not even online. Shoutboxes - Sometimes, if you haven't already noticed this , your messages won't always come through on the shoutboxes. Other times they'll come through twice! lol. Lag & what I like to call "blackout" - sometimes you'll experience some lag in the lounges , be patient with those that enter, they may be experiencing that themselves as well as they could also be havin a problem with the lounge page loading ,sometimes this takes forever to actually get IN the lounge and be able to type. Other times, the chatbox will actually be totally black and the person that entered won't even be able to see what's going on in there as far as the actual chat, please once again be patient with them. Show

Things Said To Me ..
Hi this blog mite cause me alot of trouble but who knows these days , I have been on this site now almost 2 yrs its been fun and alot of times it has not been fun women and me calling me names and even calling me ugly as you well know I have alot of pics on here and recently I have been asked alot to post some personal pics. I have been alil shy and not felt right about doin that but i did it anyways and what realy gets me is when people view the pics and rate them then message me and say wow your mind must be realy in the gudder the next person who tells me that im taken my pics off this site and me also . I have alot of close friends on here and you know who you are and them close ones even have my phone number my life on this site has not been all to great then i got people that open there mouth before they think . I like all my friends on here and cherish you all thank you for all the rates and nice comments and all the love you have shown also my close friend Kisses A.K.

10 Things I Hate About You
I hate the way you talk to me and the way you cut your hair I hate the way you drive my car I hate it when you stair I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind I hate you so much it makes me sick it even makes me ryme I hate it hate the way your always right I hate it when you lie I hate it when you make me laugh even worse when you make me cry I hate it when your not around and the fact that you didnt call But mostly I hate the way I dont hate you not even close not even aliilte bit not even at all

Think Your Life Sucks?
If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all. The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother. So cheer up... Your life ain't that bad!

Things We Can Learn From A Dog
THINGS WE CAN LEARN FROM A DOG * Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. * Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. * When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. * When it's in your best interest, practice obedience. * Let others know when they've invaded your territory. * Take naps and stretch before rising. * Run, romp and play daily. * Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you've had enough. * Be loyal. * Never pretend to be something you're not. * If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. * When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently. * Thrive on attention and let people touch you. * Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. * On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass. * On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree. * When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body. * No matter how often

41 Things Men Shud Know About Us Women Lol
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 3 . Don't cut your hair. Ever. 4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again! 5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it. 7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lent, the shotgun formation and monster trucks. 8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat. 9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period. 10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 11. Shopping is not sport. 12. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 13. You have enough clothes. 14. You have too many shoes. 15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it. 1

The Things They Say...
I've been doing the internet dating thing for a few years..longer than I sometimes actually care to admit..and it has presented to me 0 for 0 out of lasting relationships...a couple of them were totally great guys that I screwed up with, but for the most part they were all 100% duds. Sticking out in my memory is the date that I accepted my pre-planned fake emergency call and left before my drink was even served and the lunch date with the Elvis impersonator that had me checking his watch when it didn't seem like mine was moving fast enough...there are countless others, some were really great guys, just not for me....amongst others, there was constantly the height issue...again, guys, saying you're 5'11" on your online profile does not make you 5'11"...don't think I won't notice if you're 5'8", I'm 5'7" w/o shoes on and I wear at least 4" inch heels at all times, I will notice. Anyway, the best thing out of the experience has been the mail that I've gotten...some of which I saved and

Thinking Of You
When I think of you, I get this feeling I want you to see Thoughts of you make me feel so warm and happy Loving you has been the best thing ever happen to me. A day without you is like a day without sunshine You’re the one who holds the key to my heart Seeing you is like heaven I just close my eyes and I am with you. You may be out of my sight But never out of my mind There is nothing I want more than to be with you Just wanted to let you know, you’re my thoughts all the time. A hug for you means I need you, A kiss for you means I love you, A call for you means I’m missing you and All that I know is, I’m thinking of you!

4 Things He Doesn't Dare Tell You...cosmo
1. He has a stash of porn.I know what you're thinking: "Not my man." But it's a cold hard fact: Even the nicest guys like nasty entertainment. "Porn lets me explore sexual avenues that are unavailable to me in real life," says Adam, a bona fide nice guy from Washington, DC. Not convinced? Do the math. Triple-X films are a multibillion-dollar-a-year industry. That's about one video for every grown-up man and woman in America. But when was the last time you plunked down a piece of your paycheck for Jurassic Pork or Snatch Adams? My point exactly — your significant other is buying enough for the both of you. 2. He wants more oral sex.Okay. You know he loves it, but you might not have any idea just how much. Men are simple creatures with three basic needs: food, shelter, and blow jobs. But he won't ask for more for fear of seeming self-centered. "I'm afraid that making that request would probably be the end not only of oral sex but of all sex," says Eric from New York City. So trea

Things Only Guys Would Say!
**Loves a sensation caused by temptation...a guy sticks his location in a gurlz destination...to increase a population...of the next generation...do you understand my explanation? Or do you need a demonstration?** ( =) LOL ) **Don't drink and drive...you might go over the bump and drop your beer!** **Roses are red...Apples are sour...open your legs...I'll show you some power!**

Things A Female Might Say
**East to the sea...West to the land...Death to the Bitch...who touches my man! ** **If you need a nickel...I'll give you my dime...if you need a man...Bitch don’t F*ck with mine! ** **Sex is like Pringles...once you pop...you can't stop! ** **Children in the dark cause accidents...accidents in the dark causes children! **

45 Things A Girl Wants But Wont Ask For(is This True??)
45 things a girl wants but wont ask for 1. Touch her waist. 2. Kiss her neck. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her f

Think Hard
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured." The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth. THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE. The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly . The second prince brought diamonds.

Things That Go Bump In The Night
First off hand, a shameless plug for my favorite TV show and my favorite location. Tonite "GHOST HUNTERS", on the SciFi channel, will be conducting a 6 hour live paranormal investigation into the WAVERLY HILLS SANATORIUM in Louisville, Kentucky starting @ 800pm central, 900pm eastern.I've taken a dramatic interest in the paranormal ever since I learned I had a ghost in my house. He is the former owner who recently died. I dont have any photgraphic or video proof but I did leave a Digital Voice Recorder in the house one night while I was away. There is a distinct coughing sound in the room, even though noone was home. Also, one night, a fork which was sitting on my night stand fell onto the floor with no help. I put the fork in the kitchen sink. When I came back into the bedroom about an hour later, a fork was back on the night stand.Now I am a pretty sane and rational person, but this one has me stumped!!!Anyway, I'll be out joining a group doing an investigation at an old mans

Thinking
im at work its 523 am just been doing alot of thinking about my life and thing that are in it like my job and people well a certain person that i love very much and care for very much i probably love him more then i sud but i cant help it u cant help who u fall in love with right? but anyways i was saying ibeen thinking maybe its just time for a change been thinking about takeing a different job and moveing to a different town i love my job dont get my wrong and i love the people i work with for the most part there just so much bullshit happening im so tired of it one person can only take so damn much iv been at my job for almost 7 yrs and they are like my second family for the most part a lot of my co works i known since i was lil and are like second mothers its really hard to just walk away for a job u love y cant people just keep there nose to themself they may think they know what going on but in all reality they have no clue. Then there well this person in mylife that i care for s

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So hmm where the hell do i start? Well im sure you all *my friends* know that i was with a guy names lloyd. well me and him broke up because he had a real bad temper and decided to take it out on me everytime he got stressed out. So i had ended it. Well i had got with my best friend, Annah. We have known each other for 7 years. we have dated b4, and we love each other dearly! The only problem is that she lives in Kentucky right now. But i mean we still get to see each other, so im not really complaining! We have our ups and downs, but we always work through them! Umm right now im really interested in someone. But he lives to damn far away. We have been talking for about 8 months now. He is one of the most sweetest guys i've ever met. He treats me like a princess even when he is like 2 states away. He stole my heart from my chest. Life is going okay right now. It's not the best, but hey im used to it being like this. Life isnt fair and now i see that cleary. Depression

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Esquire magazine...... Over the last 10 years of coaching men, I have been asked time and time again to come up with a list of the best secrets for meeting, approaching and attracting great women. Well, guys, there is no magic pickup line that will work in every situation, but there are guidelines that will help you understand a woman better, so you can be more successful in making a connection. For those of you interested in being successful with women for the rest of your lives, take note of these simple things that will help you understand women far better than you do now. 10 secrets you need to know All women like surprises; women believe they should be surprised at least once a month. All women have fantasies. A man should take the time to find out her fantasy. Women want a man to be sensitive yet fight for them be sensitive yet fight for them if they needed to. Women want a man to be gentle and rough at the same time. Women want to be told they're beautiful, then aft

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i keep thinking what should i do.. should i stay or should i go... shoudl i keep wondering this earth thinking there is no happyness for me,, or should i go and find it somewhere even if im not real sure its there either. or maybe happyness is for the ppl that really honestly and truely mean something to someone that dont care that they are a bit to this or a bit to that... or dont have the perfect this or that... i dont know maybe happyness is just a cover up for ppl that really dont know what a true feeling of hurt and lonelyness is.. i dont know maybe that is the problem . i dont know.. maybe i need to find that out first... maybe i need to find ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, just maybe i need to fine me

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i love walks in the park. i love dancing in the rain. i love chocolate covered strawberries. i love seeing the faces of my kids when i take them fishing and they get a bite. i love taking naps and dreaming of what if and who. i love taking a bath and relaxing and gathering my thoughts. i love looking at the stars from a roof top. i love watching the sunrise and set at the beach side. i love tanning nude and feeling the sun on my bare skin. i love being loved i love to love and most of all i love me!!!!!

50 Things I Miss About You.
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I got this as an email at work and decided to repost it here. Most of what's in this we should take to heart. John Glenn said this that should make you think a little: There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January. In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the month of January. That's just one American city, about as deadly as the entire war-torn country of Iraq. When some claim that President Bush shouldn't have started this war, state the following: a. FDR led us into World War II. b. Germany never attacked us; Japan did. From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost ... an verage of 112,500 per year. c. Truman finished that war and started one in Korea North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost … an average of 18,334 per year. d. John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us. e. Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire. From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost … an average of 5,800 per y

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you know something i hate??? people who judge you.... think they know all about you... about who you are... what you've been through... your thoughts... your values... your morals... you in general. well i have news for all of my haters.... think what you want of me... i KNOW myself.... YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!! i am TIRED of constantly fighting to prove myself to people that are nice to my face and then stab me in the back! its flat out hypocritical... i know what has and has not happened in my life.... i know what i've done right and what i've done wrong... WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO SAY THAT I'M A LIAR? A THIEF? A WHORE? FUCK YOU ALL AND YOUR HATER SHIT.... I KNOW WHO I AM.... I AM PROUD OF WHO I AM.... AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN WALK THE FUCK AWAY. i've been through more shit in my 23 years than most of you could EVER fathom... yet i give EVERYONE the benefit of the doubt... don't i deserve the same? evidently not cuz i never get it... everyone assumes

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Just a Nice Idea.... When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include at least one to the following: A Recovering American soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington , D.C. 20307-5001 *If you approve of the idea, please pass it on to your e-mail list.*

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Thinking about leaving to much crap going on and i also i am not on here much but if you still want to contact me most of you have my yahoo messager id or if you have a myspace just send me your link before i go.

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THINNING THE HERD" 2007 Eighth Place: In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate while trying to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place: A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker -- who often bragged he was "totally-zoned when he ran" -- accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily workout. Sixth Place: While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8-foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him Jones was pronounced dead at a local hospital. Fifth Place: Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashl

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The next time you are washing your hands! And complain because the water Temperature isn't just how you like it, Think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s: These are interesting. Most people got married in June because they Took their yearly bath in May, And still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, So brides carried a waist high bouquet of flowers to Hide the body odor. (Once, maybe twice a year MAX in May, eh?) Hence the Custom today of carrying a bouquet When getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had The privilege of the nice clean water, Then all the other sons and men, then The women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually Lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water. Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, W

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You must know who this is from. If you don't, what I write won't matter much anyway. We've been flirting for weeks now. I wouldn’t be brave enough to say it to your face but I can write it here… I want to tell you what I do at night before I fall asleep. Sometimes I hope you're doing something similar. I climb in, pull the covers up over me, then slip off the tee shirt I wear to bed, fold it, and put it next to my pillow. If I'm wearing socks, those come off, too. I run my hands up and down the length of my body from my breasts to my thighs. I know what is coming next so my nipples are already hard. When I get to my panties I slide my fingers underneath the band and begin to pull them down. There's a ritual to taking off my panties. I don't like to do it too quickly, but I can't deny myself very long, either. I pull them down slowly, inch by inch over my thighs. When they get past my knees I leave them there for a minute. There's something so wanton about being able to spread my

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Yeah I guess some people think Im a racist because of my "about me" section. Ive been accused of it on numerous occasions but that couldnt be farther from the truth! I simply treat people the way they treat me and by the way they act! I mean if you want to act like an ignornant prick Ill treat you like one. The word "nigger" simply means just that--an ignorant person. I personally know alot of "white niggers" who I cant bring myself to even speak to because if I do Ill say whats on my mind and, once again, be accused of racisism! I just think people should be happy to be who they are and not try to be something they arent! I have a few black friends in work who I can trust more than the white people who tried to "hang" me so how the hell can I be racist? Drop me a message on this blog unless you are a "do gooder" who actually thinks I am a racist (in which case Ill just delete your comment and tell you to go fuck yourself--LOL) And one more thing--just be glad to be who you are for Chr

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Did you know that… 1. The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year? 2. Madrid is the only European capital city not situated on a river? 3. Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day? (Wow, I wish I had a boyfriend that could do that!) 4. The tune for the “A-B-C” song is the same as “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star”? 5. The only country in South East Asia that did not get colonized is Thailand? 6. The computer mouse was invented by Apple and not Microsoft? 7. If MySpace were a country, it would be the 11th largest? 8. The scientific name for kissing is philematology? 9. Only 12 people have ever set foot on the Moon? 10. To “testify” was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles?

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Name? .......... here I am Jack Eye colour? .......... blue Shoe size? .......... 8 UK Height? .......... 5-8 Naval: Innie or Outie? .......... innie What are you wearing right now? .......... black old navy pants (uk pants) levi jeans Pirate t shirt black and red head scarf leather boots How much money do you have on you right now? .......... I dollar 80 uk pounds and 10 euros Best place to go for a date? ..........? where ever you are Your favourite kind of pants? .......... my Levi jeans Your favourite number? .......... 5 Your favourite boys Name(s)? .......... Jack Your favourite girls Name(s)? .......... Samantha Your favourite animal(s)? .......... Panther Your favourite drinks? .......... coffee and sweetener Your favourite month? .......... June Your favourite juice? .......... Mango Your favourite breakfast? .......... eggs Benedictine on whole meal toast Your favourite cartoon character(s)? .......... Bugs Bunny Your

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I exposed myself. I scared some people. I had a tea party. I put things in their place. I had some uninvited guests. I invented 'guest control'. I tried to stop everything. There was an explosion. I picked up debris. I compiled some things. I got a letter from a stranger. I convalesced. I trespassed. I avoided security lights. I watched a film. I fell into the sea. I submerged. I feared a monster. I listened to a song called: ‘Masculine women, feminine men.’ I wanted to join a club I wasn’t eligible for. I thought about nakedness. I had an affair of the mind. I had an illegitimate brainchild. I discovered the glory of depravity. I realised I can’t paint. I read some rules. I applied wound dressing and surgical tape. I painted my body. I saw a man fall. I read books. I wrote something about treacle tart falling out of the sky. I decided I hate my sugar daddy, but I still wanted to lick his face. I did not go through a period of denial. I got hungry. I g

Think Fast
How about word association! We haven't played that yet! Try not to think too long for a perfect answer, just whatever slips off your tongue (or finger tips) then comment below. Enchanting Style Lassie Potato Schizophrenic Home Island Sex

Things That Make U Go, Hmmmmmmmm......
i woke up this morning and went straight to checkin out who the spotlight winner wuz... 48 yr old male, level 21... 7,000,250 fuBucks??????????? now how in the hell duz that work???? im just tryin to figure out how he got that many and only has a fraction of the number of friends and fans that i have... i guess its just one of those things that make u go hmmmmmmmm... maybe by my 1 year anniversary on here, i will have enuff fuBucks to win the spotlight... lol

Think....and You Shall Be.
What's good about this? Questions can have a powerful effect on your thinking, and here's a question that can profoundly improve your perspective. What's good about this? When you see a news story, or hear about something that's happened to a friend, or come across a challenge in your own life, ask yourself. What's good about this? Get in the habit of asking the question and you'll be training your mind to always look for the answer. After a while, without even asking, you'll immediately see the positive aspect of every situation you encounter. And that is indeed a powerful place to be. For when you can zero in on the positive possibilities, you have the opportunity to create enormous value. People who attain magnificent levels of achievement live in exactly the same world as those who never seem to go anywhere. One big difference is that high achievers have learned to see real value where others see nothing but dead ends and despair. Choose to be the person who sees the

Think Fast 2
Let's try again, because that was fun and to be truthful I need a laugh. Word association - just write the first word that pops in your head. Comment below. Thanks! :) Microphone - Aunt - Gallows - Report - Dinner - Quart - Buffer - Poker -

Thinking Of Leavin Fubar
To all of my friends i love all of you but because i am havingsome problems i am thinng of leaving Fubar.I am not going to t and say i wont miss all of you.Because i will.but i will be yspace and all some of youave alreay on myspce. you are on there look me up my eil for there is lisa_atkins16@yahoo.com.......

The 4th Installment Of The Kissing Partner
I heard a low, deep growl. William's face was contorted into the ugliest expression imaginable for a human being. His eyes were wide and hatefully alive. There was not a shred of humanity behind those eyes. That was when I knew beyond any doubt that my chances for survival were pretty slim. This was not a person who would listen to reason or feel any guilt over what he was doing. He had his belt off and was curling it around one hand. "You like pain, bitch," he asked with a sneer. "No, William. No I don't. Please let me go. I won't say anything. I just want to go home before I miss the last train." I tried not sounding panicky, to keep my voice even. He ignored me. Standing there, he continued curling, gripping, and uncurling his belt while sneering down at me. "Sure you do. You love pain! And you're gonna ask for it." I shook my head and protested, "No, please, William. Come on..." In a flash, his belt fell to the ground and he had yanked me up to the level of his face by the front o

Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral Body: 1. Geez, what died in here? 2. He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress. 3. Nice service...where's the keg? 4. When did he die...really...hey Bob, you won the pool!!! 5. Hey, we're with the Publisher Clearing House Prize Patrol and we're looking for...oh, never mind. 6. Don't look now Fred but you and the deceased have the exact same suit on. 7. You know they touched that body up cause that shark has one of them legs. 8. Not to cause panic or anything but something is leaking out of that casket.

12 Things Losers Do On
12 Things Losers Do On Fubar Body: 12 things losers do on MySpace Body: ONE there is NO SUCH THING as a fubar tracker it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOSH this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt. TWO To the people who have like 1,000 friends, are you serious? You don't know half of them. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act like you're hard with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Quit crying b/c you're not on someones top 8. who cares? Appearently they don't want you on there. ITS MYSPACE. NOT YOURSPACE. SIX Who really cares if I don't accept you as a

Things I Hate
There are things in our lives that upset us, things that make us scared, things we hate. I am a happy easy going fun loving woman, but, this week...... I HATE...... Not being able to tell Someone Special how I feel about Him. Being scared, Being lied to, I HATE This State, Crying, alone, cold weather, roses dying This State! asparagas people only doing things half way, not with their all. racism, stupidity, moodiness, This State! broken promises, oil prices, jealousy, abuse in any way, shape, or form, bad movies, thieves, stalkers, being worried, this State! feeling blue, meaness, crazy drivers, users, threats, crybabies, people who cant speak our landguage, This State disrespect, rudeness, short tempers, parents who dont control their kids in public. people who poke fun at disabled or handicapped people. bullies, people who lable others, lame commercials, someone who gives up, this State! someone who eats the last of m&m's and dont tell

9 Things I Hate
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there ha

29 Things To Make You Smile Lmao
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being

Think Before
When there's something that must be done, it's important to act quickly. Yet it's also important to think before you act. Action is what makes things happen. Thinking is what makes those actions appropriate and effective. A thoughtful response will take you much further than a mindless reaction. A thoughtful response will put the power of positive purpose into what you do. It's great when you're anxious to take action. Remember to also take a moment to put the power of thought and intention behind your action. Think, consider, and then act. You'll avoid regrets and produce positive, valuable results. Think before you go. And where you'll end up is just where you intended to be. -- Ralph Marston

60 Things You Should Never Say To A Naked Guy!
I thought this was funny and cute! I hope you all do also! 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies?

40 Things Men Really Need To Know About Sex
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN (Some Men Really Need To Read This) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a ho

Thinking Of You (for My Angel)
As my life goes by visions of you invade my mind. You have always been there, I know just been away for awhile. Your friendship means that I am not alone in this big world. At night, I lay my head on the pillow with thoughts of your arms tighly around me. You keep the pain away and make my world worthwhile. The simple act of you being your normal self has touched so many ppl that it constantly amazes me. Sometimes you are so selfless that I dont feel worthy enough to even be your friend, but I am truly blessed that you consider me one. I love you..you know that..but even the word love just doesnt describe the way I feel. Thank you for your love, your caring nature, and your friendship. If I live a thousand years, I could never fully repay you.

2 Things
TAG YOU'RE IT If you opened it, you have to do it. Then, send it back to the person who sent it to you and the rest of your friends! Two names you go by 1. Kate 2. Mom Two things you're wearing 1 Jeans 2. Short sleeve POTC Shirt Two of your favorite things to do: 1. Read 2. Scrapbook Two things you want very badly at the moment: 1. a vacation with out kids 2. new apt or house Two favorite pets you have had/have 1. Thumper 2. Ilona Maeve Two people who will fill this out 1. Misty 2. Jamie Two things you ate today: 1. Maple and brown sugar oatmeal 2. English muffin w/ butter and peanut butter Two people you last talked to: 1. Sondra 2. Grace Two things you're doing tomorrow: 1. IEP Meeting 2. Laundry (hopefully) Two longest car rides: 1. Washington to Minnesota (over 25 hrs) 2. North Carolina to Minnesota and back Two favorite holidays: 1. 4th of July 2. Christmas Two favorite beverages: 1. Kiwi strawberry Propel 2. Dr Pep

3 Things To Ponder
Three Things to Ponder: > > 1. Cows > 2. The Constitution > 3. The Ten Commandments > > C O W S > Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow > epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost > three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of > Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are > unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. > Maybe we should give each of them a cow. > > T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N > They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just > give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked > for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. > > T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S > The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a > courthouse is this: > You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," > and

Things Ya Do....
I got a offer tonite to go to a friends house....so...I will be MIA till 4pm Saturday. I will try to be on here...if not just call my cell...figured i would let you all kno in case you wonder where I went to! LOL ^..^

22 Things Never To Say To A Cop
22 Things To Never Say To A Cop 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job! 5. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop. 7. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. 8. Bad cop! No donut! 9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 10. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. 11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS? 12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand. 13. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's? 14. I pay your salary! 15. So, uh, you on the take, or what? 16. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last office

Thinking Of Leaving!!!!
I have made some awesome friends and family here on fubar many more than I thought I would but, I am considering leaving here as its just not the same now. I want all my good and close friends and family to know how much Love I have for them and am sorry if I am disappointing them by leaving. Some of you have been fantastic and over the top with your love and I appreciate all your help and support. I will be here for the next coupe of days and than I will be gone for a week when I get back I will decide on what to do. Yet again THANK YOU to ALL my family and great friends on here, I LOVE YOU ALL so very much. Bobby

40 Things You Have Not Been Asked In A Survey
40 Things You Have NOT Been Asked In A Survey 1. Do you know anyone in prison? Nope :) 2. Have you ever logged onto a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush's myspace, fubar or yahoo? I have helped them fix their profiles 3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly? a couple months ago... 4. Do you have a desk in your room? nope 5. Have you ever played spin the bottle? years ago... 6. What kind of car do you drive? 2005 Silver Ford Mustang Convertible with plates that say 1 SXY BBW 7. Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents? my step mom...her middle name Jean...because dad was seeing her behind my mom's back when they were married... 8. Does your first significant other still live in the same town as you? i have no sig other 9. Do you throw up gang signs? ummm no 10. Have you ever broken a rib? nope 11. Would you rather be a girl or a guy? a hermaphrodite....could go f*ck myself when I needed it...LOL 12. Who is the most s

45 Things A Girl Wont Ask For
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. ARE YOU REMEMBERING THIS? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her AND your friends TOGETHER. KEEP READING.. 11. Smile with her. =) 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say I love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act li

Things I Learned In Life
It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it only takes a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your he

Things The Would Have Been
Recalling the past things that would have been my emotions stepped out like my silent twin silence enduring i cant hold it no more shredding my heart in a whispering war whispering tears drown questions glance exchange from eye to eye i was once you you were once me we were once one united yet free

Things I Like
Just because it's on my mind, here are some things that I find super incredibly hot, in no particular order: - When a girl bites her lip, eyes closed, while climaxing. There's just something cute about that. - Naughty photos of: legs, "teasing pics", shorts, undies, closeups... I could go on forever. - When my sweetie wraps her legs tightly around me as we make love - The sight of my sweetie on all fours, looking back over her shoulder. - Hearing about female masturbation. If she can get herself off, she'll probably be a lotter better between the sheets than if she couldn't. - Bullet point lists.

44 Things A Girl Would Die For
44 Things A Girl Would Die For 1-touch their waist 2-talk to them 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss them slowly are you remembering this? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends keep reading 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST 19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! ..20 u need to show her you mean it too 21-kiss her on the lips 22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff 23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD 24-make her feel loved

18 Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving
18 THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT THANKSGIVING!! 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. That's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!! www.commentbaby.comCLICK HERE

Think
I don't think you will ever fully understand how you've touched my life and made me who I am. I don't think you could ever know just how truly special you are that even on the darkest nights you are my brightest star. I don't think you will ever fully comprehend how you've made my dreams come true or how you've opened my heart to love and the wonders it can do. You've allowed me to experience something very hard to find unconditional love that exists in my body, soul, and mind. I don't think you could ever feel all the love I have to give and I'm sure you'll never realize you've been my will to live. You are an amazing person and without you I don't know where I'd be. Having you in my life completes and fulfills every part of me. All my love, Michael

Things I Like Or Wish For
Things I like or WIsh for I am kinda tired of ppl asking me "SO what do u want for CHRISTMAS"? My answer is always the same "I DONT KNOW! U dont have 2 get me ne thing or get me something from the heart!" Then I get "I wanna get u something u like" SO to make this easier on EVERYONE who ask me..... I like 1. daggers/cool small knife for my pocket/sword (but have no place 2 put a sword till i get my own place) 2.Pillows (decoration oir a nice pattern etc (i hate the colors green unless its dark green, orange, yellow n pink..now if its in scenery cool) 3. Sweaters are ok i need for winter 4. Love from my family n friends 5. I love books by stephen king, anne rice, horror novels, 6. pretty blank journal with nice design or pattern. 7. IM A WICCAN (enough said) 8. i love dragons, anything with amethyst, egyptian, indian or wiccan 9. anything unique. But anything that comes from the heart i will love regardless cant think of ne thing else lol w

Things That Make Me Go Hmmm
ok so again my warped lil mind has been given the chance to wander and there are some things that i think about during my everyday life that need to be said so here goes.... am i wrong for keep a wallet that fell on the ground that belongs to a blind man???? i mean i would point to it first if the incredible hulk grew to 10 times the size of bruce banner how come his pants never ripped all the way off??? i guess everything didnt grow so how incredible could he really be?? is it wrong for me to give a guy who just lost a foot one shoe for his b'day??? if i punch a midget would it be considered a low blow no matter where i hit him??? can you have a clean fight in a mud wrestling match??? does those girls who draw their eyebrows on want to look surprised all the time on purpose??? if you have the days of the week on your undies and it says wednesday but today is friday...is wednesday when you put em on or is wednesday when ya gonna take em off???

Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving!
Things you can only say at Thanksgiving! 01. Talk about a huge breast! 02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 03. It's Cool Whip time! 04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 05. That's one terrific spread! 06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 07. Are you ready for seconds yet? 08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

Things To Ponder.
Please excuse any typos....I just had wrist surgery and typing with one hand is harder then I thought it would be. I feel bad for those people who find the need to blame others for the life they have. When I get an invitation to a "Pity Party" I run the other way. I know life is not perfect but crying about it will not change it. Here are some statements I try to live by and I hope maybe just one will make someone out there go hhmmmm.... No one can depress you. No one can make you anxious. No one can hurt your feelings. No one can make you anything other than what YOU allow. The person looking back at you in the mirror is the one you have to answer to every day. Stop focusing on what you do not have, and take stock of all that you DO have. Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored....boredom is a choice. You can't expect to draw people into your life who are kind, confident, and generous if you're thinking and acting in cruel, weak, and selfish ways. Yo

Thinkin Of Takin A Break
I find it so unbvelievable that people on here have nothing better to do with their time other than be fake and harass other people. Too many people see Fubar as their life. It isn't f*ckin real people, get a grip! Am thinkin of takin a break from Fubar, so any of my friends that are true friends and wanna stay in touch, send me a shout or e-mail. Am not leaving Fubar, just taking a break, well, unless the bullshit stops any time soon. Take care everyone and Happy Holidays. I will still be here for a day or two.

Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving... And Get Away With It!
1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving
1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. That's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat! 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat!! 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once. 14. You still have a little on your chin! 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! And last but certainly not least 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving
Talk about a huge breast! Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. It's Cool Whip time! If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! Whew, that's one terrific spread! I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. Are you ready for seconds yet? It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it? Just wait your turn! You'll get some! Don't play with your meat. Just spread the legs, open, and stuff it in. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? I didn't expect everyone to come at once! You still have a little bit on your chin. How long will it take after you stick it in? You'll know it's ready when it pops up. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! That's the biggest one I've ever seen! How long do I beat it before it's ready? HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

Thinking Of You
SITTING HERE THINKING OF YOU HOLDING ME TIGHT HOLDING ME NEAR.... OUR EYES MEET OUR LIPS TOUCH IT FEELS LIKE HEAVEN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.... PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME NOW FOR IT WOULD HURT SO MUCH..... YOU HAVE MY HEART HOLD IT CLOSE FOR MY LOVE WILL NEVER SAY NO...

Things Change Either For Good Or Bad They Change......
In 1 human life it has a change that could be for good or bad........ no 1 knows. In my life i have and still is going through different changes, I mean there is that saying life would always have challenges......I have been through alot so far and over comin another. from wat i have been through so far the challenges only get harder and it makes me become stronger, either on ur own or with a loved 1. when chellanges did arise i used to turn to drinking or runnin from it, but not now i would just have to stick it out.lol. dayum that aint me but hey. well this is my boring blog................. just things to say that thought could be helped........... any input is appreciated thank u

Things I Am Thankful For!!
Well I am posting this now as tomorrow, and Thanksgiving will be very busy for me. I reflect back on the following year, and I am so greatful for so many things. March brought us our move back home to Grand Ledge to be near our wonderful family, and friends. July brought a very special person dear to my heart into my life. July also brought a job change for Jeff, so he is now working close to home, but still traveling a great deal. August brought the first day of preschool for Cam, and the first day of Kindergarten for Jimmy. Summer months brought losts of trip up north the Kathy's house. September brought us a lot of stress but the outcome was good in the end. Micheal had his accident, and we are very lucky to have him with us today, and Jeff's Mom faced open heart surgery that month as well. Both are recovering very well. Fall brought my first trip away from the boys for much needed R&R. It also brought lots of preschool board meetings, and PTO meetings at Greenwo

Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren't
"Talk about a huge breast!" "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!" "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat." "How long do I beat it before it's ready?" "Whew, that's one terrific spread!" "Don't play with your meat." "Just spread the legs open and stuff it in." "How long will it take after you stick it in?" "It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?" "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist." "Just lay back and take it easy. I'll do the rest.." "Use a nice, smooth stroke when you whip it." "You'll know when it's ready when it pops up." "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!" "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?" "It's Cool Whip time!" "You still have a little bit on your chin." "Are you ready for seconds yet?" "Wanna neck?"

10 Things I'm Thankful For
1. My kids. 2. My Soldier. 3. My brothers & most of my sisters =] 4. My friends I didn't think I'd have. 5. My friends that have been in my life forever. 6. My own house & sturdy SUV. 7. The laughter that surrounds me. 8. The Military that protects us. 9. Being healthy. 10. You.

Thinking Of You
THINKING OF YOU Wanting to travel, the inner workings of your intelect. Then see what comes about. And a man such as i. Has stuck in my eye a vision. A vision of a rose, that's about to sprout. Sprout with joy and all that is known to be... As I open my arms when you come to me... I know a queen when one is seen and that would be you At the pinnacle of what the most highest meant for you to be from the Start The queen to rule the dominion of my heart. Jesus , Rivera Calderon Copyright ©2007 Jesus , Rivera Calderon

Things To Ponder
#1...Can you cry under water? #2...How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? #3...Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? #4...Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to? #5...Why does a round pizza come in a square box? #6...How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? #7...Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? #8...Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? #9...Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? #10...Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. #11...If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call? #12...Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Things Change
time to let go to droppp it and move on thing arent as they used to be ovbiouly dont try to hold on or things will be gone maybe what we thought we had was wrong yes we've known eachother a long while whenever i see you i will smile but things aren't the same they wont be not now or ever again

Think Before You Speak‏
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls.' THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the

10 Things
1. IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING SET IT FREE. IF IT COMES BACK, IT WILL ALWAYS BE YOURS. IF IT DOESN'T COME BACK IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO BEGIN WITH. BUT IF IT JUST SITS IN YOUR LIVING ROOM, MESSES UO YOUR STUFF, EATS YOUR FOOD, USES YOUR TELEPHONE AND OR CELL PHONE, AND TEKES YOUR MONEY, AND DOES NOT APPEAR TO REALIZE THAT IT WAS SET FREE.............. YOU EITHER MARRIED IT OR GAVE BIRTH TO IT. 2. REASON TO SMILE: EVERY SEVEN MINUTES OF EVERYDAY, SOMEONE IN AN AEROBICS CLASS PULLS A HAMSTRING. 3. THEY KEEP TELLING US TO GET IN TOUCH WITH OUR BODIES. MINE ISN'T ALL THAT COMMUNICATIVE, BUT I HEARD FROM IT THE OTHER DAY AFTER I SAID "BODY HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO A SIX O'CLOCK CLASS IN VIGOROUS TONING?" CLEAR AS A BELL MY BODY SAID, "" LISTEN FATTY.....DO IT AND YOU DIE!!!!"" 4. THE BEST WAY TO FORGET ALL YOUR TRUOBLES IS TO WEAR TIGHT SHOES. 5. AMAZING!!! YOU HANG SOMETHING IN YOUR CLOSET FOR A WHILE AND IT SHRINKS 2 SIZES. 6. JUST WHEN I WAS GETTING USE TO YESTERDAY.......

Thinking About
sitting under the stars thinking of you an how you make me feel inside Thinking how easy you make it to trust you an open up to you completly,letting you see all my pain an heartach I've been through Thinking about how you always make me smile an laugh with the little things you do thinking about how i love to be wrapped in your arms where i feel safe Thinking about how you take my breath away when you kiss me thinking about how easy it is just to lose myself in you thinking about how i want to be with you an be called your girl thinking about how bad i want to tell you that i am starting to fall by april peterson

45 Things That A Girl Wants But Won't Ask For
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentlema

Think About This For A Min
Think about this for a min...... If I happened to show up on your door step crying, would you care? If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened, would you come? If I had one day left, to live my life; would you be part of that last day? If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you give me yours? This is a test to see who your real friends are or if you are just some one to talk to you when they are bored . . . send this to everybody on your list including the person who sent it to you. I just did.....because you are my friend. If I don't get this back I guess your not my friend.

45 Things Girls Want But Wont Ask For
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentlema

Things About Me
You Are 4: The Individualist You are sensitive and intuitive, with others and yourself. You are creative and dreamy... plus dramatic and unpredictable. You're emotionally honest, real, and easily hurt. Totally expressive, others always know exactly how you feel. At Your Best: You are inspired, artistic, and introspective. You know what you're thinking, and you can communicate it well. At Your Worst: You are melancholy, alienated, and withdrawn. Your Fixation: Envy Your Primary Fear: To have no identity Your Primary Desire: To find yourself Other Number 4's: Alanis Morisette, Johnny Depp, J.D. Salinger, Jim Morrison, and Anne Rice.What Number Are You?

Things That Make Me Go Grrr
yeah this isnt funny or whimsical i'll make another blog for my poetry and fun stuff this is all about me just blowin off steam, and venting against spoiled inconsiderate people that have no regard for other p;eoples feelings and cant see past the end of thier noses. so when my gf dumped me 3 weeks ago for no reason other then she wanted to fuck as many guys as she could spread her legs for we had an agreement that we would try and be friends and stick it out since we couldnt afford the rent alone. neither one of us would bring home other people...she promissed she would never do that to me. less then 3 weeks later she brings a friend over....ok i can handle that...then after i got bed i hear movin around in the front room and walk out to see then getting very cozy together on the floor..... to spare the drama we had an arguement and she moved him in the other room where i had to listen to them fucking. i broke it down to her let her know excatly how she made me feel...she says

Things That Make Me Go Hmm
Ok I had a blog before but I totally forgot what I was going to say...don't you just hate when that happens ugh.... So anyway now I have a new blog..... I received this in my messages ....... "You are a naturally beautiful woman, who ever is loving you should conciter themself "very lucky"....;0)"...... wont pick on him for spelling but just got me thinking it's funny how people view you...thinking wow some person is just the luckest person out there for finding there other half.... and it's like how do you find your match.... either you like them and they don't like you back or vice versa they like you and you dont dig them.... wonder how people end up with there life long mates and do they anymore.... man I hope I find out one day annny way just thought id blog about it....funny how people that have you dont want you and people that dont have you want you.... have a great sunday kiddos xoxo

Think Fast - Another Survey
1. Would you get back with your last ex if you could? Absolutely NOT! 2. What color shirt are you wearing? Blue 3. Would you kiss anyone on your friends list? I have already!!! =) 4. Do you have a 'thing' for someone on your friends list? Yes, indeed I do. 5. How many people on your top friends list do you know in real life? A few 6. How many kids do you want to have? Lots 7. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Yes 8. What name would you want besides the one you have? None 9. Would you ever make out with someone of the same sex? Done that... 10. What did you do for your last birthday? Recovered from surgery. 11. What's your main ringtone on your phone? Hey there delilah 12. What time did you wake up today? 4 pm 13. What were you doing two nights ago? playing on fubar. 14. Do you like having your hair pulled? when its long. 15. Name something you can't wait to do. see my friend again! 16. Last t

44 Things A Girl Would Die For
44 Things a Girl Would Die For. 1-touch their waist 2-talk to them 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss them slowly are you remembering this? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends keep reading 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST 19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! ..20 u need to show her you mean it too 21-kiss her on the lips 22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff 23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD 24-make her feel loved 25-buy her stu

Think On These Things
Stop worrying about the fact that people are calling the tree a holiday tree, instead of a Christmas tree. It was I who made all trees. You can remember Me anytime you see any tree. Decorate a grape vine if you wish: I actually spoke of that one in a teaching, explaining who I am in relation to you and what each of our tasks were. If you have forgotten that one, look up John 15: 1 - 8. If you want to give Me a present in remembrance of My birth here is my wish list. Choose something from it: 1. Instead of writing protest letters objecting to the way My birthday is being celebrated, write letters of love and hope to soldiers away from home. They are terribly afraid and lonely this time of year. I know, they tell Me all the time. 2. Visit someone in a nursing home. You don't have to know them personally. They just need to know that someone cares about them. 3. Instead of writing George complaining about the wording on the cards his staff sent out this year, why don't y

Things Men Know
Men know that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman. Men know that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out of the house. Men know that if she looks like your mother, run. Men know that there are at least three sides to every story: his, hers, and the truth. Men know never to run away from a fight that you know you can win. Men know that cats are evil and cannot be trusted. Men know how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game. Men know exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas will get them. Men know that from time to time, it is absolutely necessary to adjust oneself. Men know that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect the man to stare at her cleavage. Men also know that the woman will get pissed off when they do, for reasons not totally clear to them. Men know that the reason men don't like cats is because they don't know how to cook them. Men know that there is n

The Things
i know i can never unknow i hate the fact that my sister crawls up her boyfriends ass! its wrong its wrong how she wont do anything with out him how he always has to be there glued to her damn hip... and i am the asshole for wanting someone? fuck..... i have always been alone for a long time because i was ugly and flat out i WAS! now im coming into everything and i dont know what to do i never had a fboyfriend .. okay Cliff but lets face it he lived far and still dumped my ass..... and seth the closest thing i have had.... doesnt really want me any way hurts me with his words talks about the girls he has been with and how hot that girl is and this one.... all i wanna to do is cry. i feel this snse of emptyness and staying here in cali isnt working... it really isnt i mean come on now! no one calls me i cant get a job... and as soon as things go wrong who do i go back to? this life is killing me... it makes me crazy to why after all this shit i still see him as something... is it becaus

Thinking Of You
Wanting to travel, the inner workings of your intelect. Then see what comes about. And a man such as i. Has stuck in my eye a vision. A vision of a rose, that's about to sprout. Sprout with joy and all that is known to be... As I open my arms when you come to me... I know a queen when one is seen and that would be you At the pinnacle of what the most highest meant for you to be from the Start The queen to rule the dominion of my heart. Jesus , Rivera Calderon Copyright ©2007 Jesus , Rivera Calderon Add a Comment - [ Delete This Post]

Things I Never Got Caught As A Kid
the time i found in my dad's stuff a couple videos very graphic box xxx seem to stand out most except the blazing graphics it stood out so much it lured me in made me curious what is interesting here but vhs format was in family room must wait til nobody home but when i popped in the tape the tape didnt start at beginning start in bright lit room girl on all fours was engaged i was glued at first felt wet myself soon became repetitive and easily bored me now i was fast forwarding tape watching them moving faster than possible the idea i was watching was naughty but they were going naughty too then there someone at the door i snapped the show to snow i was so flush when i answered the door or was it that i wondered if they heard the sounds sounds alone was enough for me i hear that sound at night in the next bedroom i didnt need to see it and hear it to know what it was to be doing now the action open and free to see it seem too bad to see but

Things I Never Got Caught As A Kid
subject: things i never got caught as a kid post date: 2007-11-27 13:45:07 views: 4 comments: 0 ratings: 0 the time i found in my dad's stuff a couple videos very graphic box xxx seem to stand out most except the blazing graphics it stood out so much it lured me in made me curious what is interesting here but vhs format was in family room must wait til nobody home but when i popped in the tape the tape didnt start at beginning start in bright lit room girl on all fours was engaged i was glued at first felt wet myself soon became repetitive and easily bored me now i was fast forwarding tape watching them moving faster than possible the idea i was watching was naughty but they were going naughty too then there someone at the door i snapped the show to snow i was so flush when i answered the door or was it that i wondered if they heard the sounds sounds alone was enough for me i hear that sound at night in the next bedroom i didnt need to se

Things You Should Know !!!!!
THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW !!!!! THIS IS WHY I URGE WOMEN, TO NEVER LET THESE PEOPLE KNOW. THAT THEY LIVE ALONE ,AND GIVE UP TOO MUCH INFO SUCH WHEREABOUTS.. THOSE PICS ARE COOL. YET IN PICS THEY MIGHT SHOW THE SCHOOL NAME ,AND WHAT NOT. WHICH IS MAKING THE INNOCENT KIDS TARGETS , AND WHEN THEIR SINGLE MOTHER COMES TO PICK THEM UP FROM SCHOOL. THEY ALREADY KNOW WHO TO LOOK OUT FOR, AND MIGHT FLEE THE SCENE BEFORE GETTING CAUGHT. IN FLORIDA ,AND IN THE SOUTHERN UNITED STATES THIS IS A PLAGUE. THAT NEEDS A QUICK CURE. WE AS PARENTS MUST STAND UP. IF NOT NOW THEN WHEN? TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE, EDUCATE OUR KIDS WHILE THEY ARE YOUNG. INSTEAD OF THIS DISILLUSION WE HAVE OF A FAIRYTALE WORLD. DO YOU KNOW ISLAMIC LAW CASTRATES RAPIST AND KILLS CHILD MOLESTERS ? I KID YOU NOT!! YET IN THE U.S. THEY ARE GLORIFIED THROUGHT THE MEDIA. AS 1 U.S. SOLDIER WHO CAME FROM IRAQ ,IN SOUTH CAROLINA WHO HAD MOLESTED ATLEAST 5 BOYS ;AND ONLY SERVED LESS THAN A YEAR. NOW WHAT DO YOU CALL T

Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving
Things you can only say on Thanksgiving 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that was one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready

Thinking
I've been doing a lot of thinking and I think it's time for me to let go... It just seems pretty silly to hang onto something that's one-sided, ya know? I'll always be here if you ever need a friend Your feelings for me were just lies, over before they began. We had a few times that were really nice I admit but any other time seems to habe been meaningless shit! Finding closure in the peaceful scene Searching... I think I finally found me I can't hold on knowing I'm gonna get hurt; so I'm gonna leave the memories here buried in the dirt

Thinking About...
I was thinking.. since I got hurt so bad.. and have been hurt so much by men.. and since I am bi.. I might be giving up the bisexual life and go totally lesbian..who knows.. it could be less painful.. and my heart can't handle anymore pain.. my body literally hurts from being alone.. Just a thought.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
9 Things I Hate About EVERYONE 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and im

9 Things Women Say...
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding ho

Things I Have Learned
THINGS I HAVE LEARNED LIVING IN Kentucky: Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Kentucky. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Kentucky plus a couple no one's seen before. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. Onced and twiced are words. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy. People actually grow and eat okra. Fixinto is one word. There is no such thing as "lunch." There is only dinner and then there is supper. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you." DJeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them. YOU KNOW YOUR FR

4 Things About Me
Four things" about me that you may or may not have known, in no particular order. Please follow the return direction at the end. Four jobs I have had in my life: 1 Mother 2. School bus driver 3 Custodian 4. Cashier Four movies I have watched more than once: 1. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2. Dirty Dancing 3. The Wizard of Oz 4. Pretty Women Four places I have lived: 1. Inkster, MI 2. Detroit, MI 3. Northglenn, CO 4. Ecorse< MI Four TV Shows That I Watch: 1. Ghost Hunters 2. Wheel of Fortune 3. Jeporardy 4. Myth Busters Four places I have been: 1. Ohio 2. Canada 3. Colorado 4. Florida Four of my favorite foods: 1. Crab legs 2. Shrimp 3. Fish 4. Chicken Four people who email me regularly: 1. Laura 2. Dolorse 3. Kathy 4. Robert Four places I would rather be right now: 1. Georgia 2. Scotland 3. Colorado 4. Sweden Four friends who I think will respond: 1. Dolorse 2. Kathy 3. Laura 4. Ka

Things That Matter
Three things in life that, once gone, never come back 1. Time 2. Words 3. Opportunity Three things in life that can destroy a person 1. Anger 2. Pride 3. Unforgiveness Three things in life that you should never lose 1. Hope 2. Peace 3. Honesty Three things in life that are most valuable 1. Love 2. Family & Friends 3. Kindness Three things in life that are never certain 1. Fortune 2. Success 3. Dreams Three things that make a person 1. Commitment 2. Sincerity 3. Hard work

Things Not To Do Or Say To A Bartender
I'm pretty sure every one of these rules was violated in some shape or form tonight. Just a heads up to anyone who is going out to drink at some sort of liquor-dispensal location, here are a few tips: 1. The first words out of your mouth should not be "What's cheap?" The first answer that comes to mind is "You are." I don't mind if someone asks if we run happy hour, I'm more than happy to go through the specials with you and really don't mind the fact that you are getting discounted drinks. Just remember that your drinks are discounted so if you and a few friends rack up a 100 dollar tab, that tab should actually be 140. I served you well, please tip accordingly. 2. Don't ask me for free drinks. Just like in the prior point you may as well just say "I'm a cheap bastard." If you would like free drinks try this approach: stop by our bar more than once a year. Be friendly and take care of the bartenders, then I guarentee we will take care of you. 3. Think about s

Think Before You Speak...
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - The last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could Immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow And asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... He knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls' THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and Passed by a store that sold a

50 Things
1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty. 13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously. 14. When

Thinking Of You
THINKING OF YOU As I sit here and think of you, My life no longer seems blue. For I have found my true love in you, As I hope you are true. My life was about to end, As you came along as a friend. Then as we got to know one another, We found out we had feelings 4 each other. As we got 2 know each other, Our love began to grow towards one another. As I laid there next to you on the bed, I only had one thing on my head. I knew you were the one I had to have, For you were the one, I had to have. I could tell by the look in your eyes, You are the one, my heart desires. As I got to know you, I began to fall in love with you. Then along came the day, When I ask you to stay? Stay with me as my girl, A girl who has a heart of pearl. As I looked into your eyes, That day I lay with you. On that bed. I knew without you in my life, I might as well be dead. As I had a chance to feel you’re lips, While I held you by the hips. I couldn’t help but feel the love,

Think Electronic Voting Machines Are A Good Thing? Think Again.
Moonshine America: Collapse of the "Trust Me" Elections Model 11-29-07: MOONSHINE AMERICA – Collapse of the "Trust Me" model In 2007, Black Box Voting embarked on a year-long investigative series examining elections in what we call the Moonshine territories – reputedly the most corrupt local governments in America. What we found has staggering implications for the design of American election systems as a whole. Our current system only works if we trust every human link in the chain. In this report we will knock the concept of trust-based elections out the window. What follows begins with our examination of the "Trust Me" election model as it is implemented in locations like Kentucky, West Virginia, Tennessee, Mississippi, and Arkansas. What we found in these locations quickly unravels into an indictment of faith-based elections in all 50 states. The very core of the voting machine controversy is not paper trails or spot check procedures. The essence of whether an election

Things A Dream Woman Says:
1. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 2. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? 3. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 4. You're so sexy when you're hung over. 5. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. 6. Let's subscribe to Hustler. 7. I'll be out painting the house. 8. I love it when you play golf on Sundays; I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too. 9. Honey... Our new neighbor's daughter is nude sunbathing again. Come see! 10. No, No, I'LL take the car to have the oil changed. 11. Your mother is way better than mine. 12. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself new clubs. 13. I understand fully...... Our anniversary comes every year for Christ's sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever. 14. Christ, not the mall again. Come on, let's go to that new strip joint! 15. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don't y

Things Unsaid.
I am writing you this poem because There are so many things that I haven�t said I just don�t know how to tell you But the words keep floating through my head. My whole life is a mess right now All I can think about is you I don�t sleep, I don�t eat anymore And I discovered feelings that are so new. I want to hear your voice Every minute of the day I just don�t have the guts to call you Afraid of what you might say. Maybe you don�t feel the same Or maybe you do I am just scared to tell my feelings Even if it is to you. I wish I knew how to tell you I really want to say: I love you with all of my heart Forever and a day

Thinking
i think of you i think of what is i think of what could have been i think of what should have been why do i think of you why do i think of him do you think of me does he think of me do you think of her does he think of someone else how should i think why should i think why cant i think of anything else.

38 Things A Girl Probably Doesn't Know
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong a

25 Things You Should Know
1) My best friend knows everything. She knows all of your vitals -- from the size of your bank account to the size of your other, um, holdings -- and she knows how both compare with those of every other man I've ever dated. I have done a hand-comparison measurement so I can divulge size and girth with a high level of accuracy. When my friend smirks at you knowingly, you are not imagining it. She knows. So just know that she knows, and deal with it. (It's not going to change.) 2)The best way to find out what is going on with me is to ask me.... if that doesn't work.. ask my best friend. She will not only be able to tell you what is wrong, but also how I want you to fix it. 3)Just looking at your hands can turn me on. 4)When you go away, even for a day, I sleep in your favorite old T-shirt because it smells like you. 5) I fantasized about being with you at least a dozen times before we actually first got naked. 6)I still think about my ex-boyfriends and compare them to yo

Thinking
Do you ever wonder how you can meet someone so far away, but feel as if they are right beside you. Or get the feeling you've known them your whole life, almost as if you were ment to meet this person. A stange spark drew you together and it only grew into something bigger. I don't know what exactly drew me to him maybe it was just the way he is. Speaks his mind and just tells it how it is. Funny and smarter than any male i've met.. EVER. The way he just knows me so well is unlike anything. he got into my mind and has gotten very cumfy from the looks of it. Seeing how he knows my every thought. Whats funny though is how we both felt this way for a while but never said anything to each other always kept it secret lol. Which in the end it worked out but I do wonder what would be I guess everyone does that at times. No point in looking back on it now, what im interested in is the future. What will it bring for us and where will we be a year from now I guess time will only tell. But I say t

Thinking Of You
Thinking Of You by Sea_of_okc ok in my case change girl to boy lol I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does she think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a girl I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you

Thinking Back
hey baby i been thinkin back to the day of when we met id like to fix things between us and im hoping that you have no regrets please tell me what to do and dont end this ever by saying we are through "tbc"

Things Not To Say To A Naked Guy
I've smoked fatter joints than that. Who circumcised you? You know they have surgery to fix that. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. Wow, and your feet are so big. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. Can I be honest with you? My 8-year-old brother has one like that. This explains your car. All right, a treasure hunt! I didn't know they came that small. Why is God punishing you? At least this won't take long. Damn, I hate baby-sitting. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? Did you date Lorena Bobbitt? Is that an optical illusion? It's a good thing you have so many other talents. Does it come with an air pump? Where's the rest of it?

50 Things Women Should Know
50 things guys wish women knew; Universal guy truths that all women should understand: 1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong. 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain'

Things To Do During The Christmas Holidays
1. Stand in front of a supermarket wearing a Santa suit, ringing a bell and wishing everyone a Happy Hanukkah. 2. Wrap yourself in swaddling clothes and lay in the manger of the neighbor's nativity scene. 3. Put on a Santa suit and open a mall kiosk that sells reindeer jerky and Easter Bunny filets. 4. Call Park Rangers in your area and tell them Rudolph is sick. Ask if you can borrow one of their reindeers. If they tell you no, then yell at them telling them they are heartless bastards for ruining Christmas for all the children around the world. 5. Wear a Santa suit to the nearest red light district and stand on the corner saying "Ho! Ho! Ho!" as women walk by. 6. Get a job as a mall Santa and then tell all the children that they've been naughty and won't be getting any presents this year. 7. Create snow sculptures in your yard of snowmen in suggestive poses. 8. Buy a package of Keebler's E.L. Fudge Sandwich Cookies and hand them out to children saying this is wha

Things 2 Do In The Atl
I'm gonna be down in Atlanta for 3 days on a business trip and i'm looking for suggestions of things to do from people who live there or have been there i just want to make this business trip fun so ...... H E L P !!!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

3 Things To Think About...
3 Things To Think About... 1. THE COWS 2. THE CONSTITUTION 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS ON COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give em all a cow ON THE CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq , why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore. ON THE TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........ You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.

10 Things Losers Do On My Space
10 THINGS LOSERS DO ON MYSPACE One: there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOSH this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt. TWO: To the people who have like 1,000 friends, are you serious? You don't know half of them. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE: Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid. FOUR: Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act like you're hard with the keyboard. > FIVE: Quit crying b/c you're not on someones top 8. who cares? Appearently they don't want you on there. ITS MYSPACE. NOT YOURSPACE. SIX: Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want

Things U Need To Know
Pumping gas.... good things to know. I've been in petroleum pipeline business for about 31 years, currently working for the Kinder-Morgan Pipeline here in San Jose, CA. We deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period from the pipe line; one day it's diesel, the next day it's jet fuel and gasoline. We have 34 storage tanks here with a total capacity of 16,800,000 gallons. Here are some tricks to help you get your money's worth: 1. Fill up your car or truck in the morning when the temperature is still cool. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried below ground; and the colder the ground, the denser the gasoline. When it gets warmer gasoline expands, so if you're filling up in the afternoon or in the evening, what should be a gallon is not exactly a gallon. In the petroleum business, the specific gravity and temperature of the fuel (gasoline,diesel, jet fuel, ethanol and other petroleum products) are significant. Every truckload that we load is tempe

125 Things Not To Say During Sex
Is it in? That's it? You've got to be kidding me. (phone rings) hello? oh nothing and you? Do i have to pay for this?Do i have to call you tomorrow? Oh momma, momma! Oh daddy, yes daddy! You look better in the dark. This is much better than my last girl/boyfriend. I thought that goes in the other hole.... Don't tell my husband/wife. You have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it). This sucks. Can you finish now? I have a meeting... I hope you don't expect a raise for this... I think you might get the job for this. Damn! is that all you know what to do. Did I tell you, I have herpes? Now we must get married. Hurry up, the game’s about to start. I'm hungry. I'm thirsty. Zzzzzzzzzzzz. Are you trying to be funny? Can I have a ride home after this? Are those real? By the way, i want to break up. Is that smell coming from you? Haven't you ever done this before? Wow

Thinking
Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it

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9 Things Guys Should Know About Women!
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Things I've Learn From My Dogs
**Disclaimer: These doggie devised concepts may not actually work in real life** If you don't make direct eye contact they can't see you. Also, if you close your eyes, you can't be scolded. Food left unattended on the stove is automatically the property of the one that can reach the stove. The other individual's food is always better. Likewise, the other individual's water is always better. Rainwater must be drank up immediately. Smaller individuals require more bed space than larger ones. Its an inverse ratio thing. In order to see something in the front of the house, you have to go look out the back window. Left means right. Right means left. When out in the rain, if you keep one leg up at all times, you won't get wet.

Thinking Of You
Somewhere in the cold dark night I'm longing to hold you..,. Somwhere in the cold wide starry night I'm longing you feel the same way too...Have'nt you'd seen the happiness you'd bring? Open your eyes wide and you'll gonna find out; I think of you once... twice...thrice,..hmm... I think of you a million times

Things About Me
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The Things We Take For Granted
The things we take for granted, are the lttle things that are most important things in our lives. We sit back and watch the little things pass us by. We chase the bigger dreams hoping they are the ones that will come true, and it is in the end that the little dreams are the ones that will make the bigger ones come true. The things that we take for granted are the things that are most precious to us, and we sometimes walk on past chasing the things that we can not change, instead of the things we can change. The things that we take for granted maybe the answer to all our prayers, and we just dont realize it. So be aware of the little things in your life cause believe it or not they are the most important. Reach for tht things that you can reach, and leave the things that cannot be reached alone. Let go of the things that bring the pain, and cause the tears to fall, hang on to the things that bring you love and happiness. The things that we take for grante

7 Things
~7 Things~ Body: SEVEN THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM: 1. Bed 2. TV 3. Dresser 4. Clothes 5. back door 6. cat 7. night stand SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS: 1. Do you like anyone? Yes 2. Does someone like you? Yes 3. Last kiss? my daughter at school this morning 4. Been lead on? YES 5. Been cheated on? Oh hell yeah 6. Want a relationship? Yes 7. Wanna get married? Already am SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: 1. My Kids 2. air 3. Love 4. Money 5. Personal Things 6. Soda :-P 7. medicines I take SEVEN THINGS ON YOUR MIND: 1. Christmas 2.New Years 3. Bills 4. Cleaning 5. My little girl 6. medical problems 7. I need to sleep! SEVEN OTHER THINGS - DO YOU: 1. Believe in God? Yes 2. Had a dream come true? I think so 3. Read the newspaper? Not Really 4. Get enough sleep everyday? No, never 5. Have a best friend? Yes a couple of them! 6. Take a bath daily? Shower 7. Wish on stars? I sure do SEVEN HAVE YOU EVERS: 1. Fallen in love? Yes 2.

Things I'm Greatful For
I'm thankful for my true real friends on here & locol friends what ones i have, i'm thankful for the things that i have in my life, sorry but i can't say that i'm thankful for my family, cause they have disowned me along time ago,as well as my own kids thanks to my mother my kids don't want anything to do with me either because my mother lied to them about things thats not the truth,I don't know what she told them but just maybe they will start to relies that there grandmother had lied to them about their mother then they just might start comming back around me as there mother! Maybe they will maybe they wont as i cry about all of this i'm still alive

4 Things
4 things i know.. 1 im know im glad to know my family all my life,. 2 im glad to know my friends that i do.. 3 im glad im stil alive when i wanted to die., 4 im glad to know you otherwise i wouldnt be here..

Things That Bug Me In Fubar. Small List.
The biggest thing that annoys me in fubar. The bouncer check. I understand its function and its need, but it annoys me when I try to rate a bunch of pictures and BOING there's the bouncer. WHY! GEEZ I'm only rating pictures. I'm not going that freaking fast! GRR. Oh well. Another annoyance - whenever I am doing something, say rating a picture or moving from one thing to another, I will inevitably see someone interesting in the top bar, or in the blast that looks interesting, but then the screen changes and POOF they're gone. Dangit. OH well again. There's plenty more where they came from. OH another big one. Fake people. Anyone that posts pictures and pretend that it's them. Come on, what's the point of that! Be yourself people! I mean, damn! I am not an Adonis, I don't claim to have a 10 incher, I am me. Don't like it? Fine, go away. I'm not here to have 10,000 friends. I'm here to have fun. Illiteracy and poor English. At least act like you have an 8th grade education! Co

Thinking Of You
Thinking of you i run i hide from all the rest but obviously your the best of the best you didnt give me a chance at all with the first touch i knew i was gonna fall. they say love comes once a lifetime well i think ive found mine. i think about you everyday dream about you everynight its funny i still have all these butterflies inside i figured by now they subside. everytime we say goodbye i get lonlier and lonlier inside i cant do anything but lay here and cry, as im thinking of you im so glad your coming home soon i love you i really do just know im here im thinking of you! ~me~ ____________________________________________________________________________________

Things That Bounce In My Head
I was just going through my friend request. Since the whole deleting of my account I decided u I was going to go back to the days when I had a small friends list and I didn't approve every invite annnnywho the point is going through them there is a 19 yr old that sent me a request yes yes I know age is suppose to be just a number just can't figure out why a 19yr old would want to be friends with a 30 something old lady... shrugs or maybe its because there are 20 yr old that hit on my daughter and its just weird to have someone that one hit you up... ha anyway think im done rambling here have a great week!!

Things Are Going
PEOPLE CHANGE SO YOU CAN LEARN TA LET THEM GO™ THiNGS GO WRONG, SO THAT YOU CAN APPRECiATE THEM WHEN THEY GO RiGHT.™ SOMETiMES GOOD THiNGS FALL APART SO THAT BETTER THiNGS CAN FALL TAGETHER™ There comes a point in yer life winn you realize who matters, who nvr did, && who always will. So dunn worry bout tha people in your past... there's a reason they dint make it into yer future™ yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that's why it's called the present.™ everything is always okay in the end, if it's not, then it's not the end.™ ™THA WORST FEELiNG iSN'T BEiNG LONELiE. iT'S BEiNG FERGOTTEN BY SOMEONE YOU COULD NEVER FERGiT.™ this there above was borrowed froma bulliten well that hit the nail on the head. for all the people that know me i am me and i am a guy who can hardly say no to help anyone. i will always try to help a person out because what if one day when i need that help and i go to ask a person and they say no. than i will know ju

66 Things I Should Not Tell You
1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you laid in a bed with? Marco 2. Where was the last place you went out to eat? turtles bar with my sister 3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed? Bottles ( yes plural) of wine before bed 4. Which do you prefer - eyes or lips? Mmmmmm...... Eyes :-) 5. Medicine, fine arts, or law? Fine arts 6. Best kind of pizza? is there such a thing as bad pizza? 7. Is your bedroom window open? No its too cold!! 8. What is in store for your future? I wish I knew 9. Who was the last band you saw live? kymani marley 10. Do you take care of your friends while they are sick? Yep...well, if they'll let me I do. 11. What is your favorite soda? pepsi (diet) 12. How many songs are on your iTunes? to many to count 13. When was the last time you purchased something over $500? last week ... uggg needed new bedding 14. Where is the last place you drove to? Alli's 15. Are you experienced? Is that a nice way o

38 Things Most Women Probably Don't Know
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong a

Things So Deep...
I see into the soul of the one who's windows reveal certain truths and destinies I breathe in the mist of the sea of harmony that dwells within that soul which calls so sweetly to me Such beauty doth one heart seek in such rich and precious melodies So sings my soul of things so deep, precious secrets that mine heart must keep

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Things Here
today has been a really good day, im still feeling lonely, but i cleaned my townhouse and got some crap outta the way. im still stressing over nicole coming down here for xmas. im not looking forward to her arrival. ian knows this. he knows im pissed shes gonna be here. there is no secrets between us. laughter has been in short supply for me. and im finding myself letting go of a lot of things, ppl, places, etc. part of what i needed to do was drop my old email. im sorry if that incon: anyone but im slowly working on getting back to those ppl. xmas is always been rough for me im not kidding when i say i hate it.

Things To Do At Walmart
THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART WHILE YOUR FRIENDS/FAMILY TAKE THEIR OWN SWEET TIME 1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 5. Put some M&M's on lay away. 6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone." 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.' 11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask th

60 Thingsz Weman Should Know About Men
1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than ALOT OF GUYS..you're a HOE) (Also this one, i'll change if people want me to, people have different life styles) 2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. NEW*5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when there attracted to them 6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

Thinking.
im feeling a bit frustrated by the fact that im not being told things that friends tell their friends, good or bad. so yes im feeling let down. disapointed by the secrets, and the walls. you wanna be my friend... you need to confide in me. i cant help you or be there if you need if im caught unawares. and i am not here just for the goodtimes, what kinda friend does that???

Things I Hate...
1. bills. 2. people who judge. 3. the way I acted in my past. 4. the fact that I will be alone next semester. 5. sometimes, me. 6. sometimes, everyone. 7. "friends" that don't really give a damn. 8. fubar. 9. calculus. 10. being alone.

Think Of Heroes, Living And Dead,
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Jus

Thinking
the pressure of life is getting to me. what do i do, what can i do. nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the responsibilities that are tying me down.Straining my brain, breaking my back just to figure out a way out of this mess i call my life. is there a way? Some say suicide, but fuck that. im not rotting in hell to solve this. others say run. Run where? Home. yeah that will work.not. and the few, the few i call friends say stay, fight it. So hard, being pulled in a hundred different ways.I need to rest, but cant sleep. I keep digging this abyss of a hole called debt and trouble. it keeps getting deeper and deeper. I can no longer see the top. Its dark all around, im scared, but dont show it. I cry but dont tear. i cause pain for my friends because im going crazy. i need out. Maybe a rope will appear and i can climb out. maybe i will grow up.

5 Things That Don’t Piss Me Off...
Ok Christmas is quickly approaching and I'm finding it harder to shake my pissed off attitude and embrace the whole "Good will towards all" thing. Maybe I'm just getting grumpy in my old age. Who knows? Anyway to help me get into the Christmas spirit I am listing 5 things that doesn't piss me off. Here Goes... 1. Christmas candy and cookies- This of course is a no- brainer. What says "Celebrating the birth of Christ" More than a plate of Ginger bread men, candy canes, and a shot of egg nogg with about 3 times as much burbon mixed in? This reason alone makes me wish we celebrated at least every other month. 2. Dumb ass reality dating shows like "I love New York" or "A Shot at Love"- Don't get me wrong...These shows are dumb as hell but you get a bunch of people getting to know one person for like 1 hour a day then they act heart broken when they get kicked off. You always see some moron at the end of the show crying like a bitch because they picked the other slut/manwhore

Things Aren't Always What They Seem To Be
Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion?s guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, ?Things aren?t always what they seem.? The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they coul! d have a good night?s rest. When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field. The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel how could you have let this happen? The first man had everything, yet you helped him, she accused. The secon

Think About It!
you know i'm so tired of big gorgeous women being told how fat they are. It sickens me, and breaks my heart to know BBW's get made fun of so much by society. Why can't people get to know that BBW person they make fun of and see the inner beauty they posses and know that they want to be accepted like everyone else in society! Guys give a BBW a chance and maybe, just maybe you might see there inner beauty, and getting to know her, and like that person for who she is and realize that you hurt all BBW's by making jokes or giving dirty stairs to a gorgeous BBW!

Things Are Good
Right now I'm working a lot of hours I'm kinda seein someone its not really official but he's the one I want to be with right now. Not much new going on in my life I'll post another blog when something new happens

The Things I Love About You
I love the way you make me laugh I love the way you make me cry Tears of joy stream from my eyes As I hear your voice, a loving surprise. I love you when you're angry I love you when you're sad I love you when you're glad When you tell me of the day you had I love you truly I love you deeply Ever since the day I let you meet me I missed you when you left I miss you now more than ever Making a mistake that I regret Hoping that you are a forgiver Without you, my life is strife But now I ask for a second chance Be with me and start a life Together forever, an eternal dance I wait for you as the days go by My love is growing inch by inch I cannot wait to see you again But I wait for you, and your warm kiss I love you

21 Things That You Won't Find In The Real World!!
IN THE REAL WORLD 1) In the real world, you don't have to be back at home one hour before your house starts moving. 2) In the real world, if you vomit people will not treat you as though you have just released the Ebola virus into widespread circulation. Neither will small men in outbreak suits appear to hose down your house. Nor will you have to spend 72 hours locked in your bedroom watching a parade of dreary Meg Ryan films. 3) In the real world Bingo is a game for old people and the rules do not stipulate that only Filipinos can win. 4) In the real world when people ask how you are you do not have to be "Excellent". You could be "not bad", "hungover", "bloody awful' or dispense with words completely and resort to hand gestures (I suggest the Gareth Hunt Nescafe shake). 5) In the real world there are more than three episodes of The Simpsons. 6) In the real world there is no need, on a weekly basis, to simulate how you would respond if your house was on fire (my advi

The Thing About The Truth Is That It Doesn't Change And It Doesn't Go Away
The thing about the truth is that it doesn't change and it doesn't go away ? HAPPINESS KEEPS YOU SWEET TRIALS KEEP YOU STRONG AND SORROWS KEEP YOU HUMAN FAILURES KEEP YOU HUMBLE SUCCESS KEEPS YOU GLOWING BUT ONLY GOD KEEPS YOU GOING!

Things I Hate
I hate MySpace! The one thing that really, really pisses me off is when you make your profile private and people will bust balls trying to find you. I look at it this way..If I wanted you to find me I would've told you where to look! I hate men who think just because you are a woman you MUST let him see you naked! Ladies seriously we've all had it happen some penis who thinks he's the hottest thing since pop tarts sends you a message saying "Can I see you naked?" Where do men come up with their full proof(or so they think) pick up lines? A penis IM'd me the other day with this..."Can I put you on my Christmas list?" Kinda cute...but..GAY! I hate it when people ask "Is black your natural hair color?" Ummmm have you ever seen a pale ass white chic with natural black hair?" I'm sure they may exist somewhere, but seriously... I hate it when someone IM's you asking if you're Male or Female..I swear I must look like I have an Adams Apple or some shit cuz I get it all the freaking

Things To Ponder
Number10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ..Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying i! n hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1

Thinking Out Loud
The way some parents show off family photos whenever they get the chance, you’d think they have cameras installed in their skulls! Oh, we have our share of Jeffrey and Sarah photos too, but a good deal that you wouldn’t see if you visited us and just happened to want to see our photos is what’s the most precious. Sunday morning at our church the adult choir was presenting their annual Christmas program. The program was chosen by church choir director Marie and her husband Barry in memory of their son Nathan, and it was a great program! Martha’s a member of the choir, so I don’t know if she got to see when Pastor Gerald had four kids come up to light three of the Advent candles, it being the third Sunday of Advent. My nephews Mathew and Brandon (it’s normally pulling hens’ teeth to get any of my nieces and nephews up for children’s sermons or anything else; Sarah and I expect Jeffrey will be noteworthy exceptions) went up along with Sarah and the granddaughter of another member. T

31 Things To Ponder!!
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? 8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong? 10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 11. Is there another word for synonym? 12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" 13. Where do fo

50 Things All Men/boyfriends/husbands Should Know
1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count. 2. Real men drive stick shift. 3. I will leave if you lie. 4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts). 5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so. 6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear. 7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look. 8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you. 9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her. 10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you. 11. I expect you to call me. 12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants. 13. I'm scared of losing my independence. 14. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be. 15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the

Things You Can Get Away With Saying Only At Christmas
THINGS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING ONLY AT CHRISTMAS 1. I prefer breasts to legs 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want mor

Things To Say And Get Away With During Christmas
THINGS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING ONLY AT CHRISTMAS 1. I prefer breasts to legs 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want mor

Thing Will Never Change
u know u miss this. i can see it in your eyes. it been a while since iv seen u but i still got something u miss. all the lil thing i use to do. we were toghter but not realy it just seem like it at times. we had this thing that was un spoken. i took care of u had your back and u had mine, but i wasn't your girl and u sure as hell where not my man. u where my friend and still are. it been years but thing still haven't changed. u got a girl and i got a man but u still miss whatwe had at times and i do to. but i know no matter what one thing will never change we will still be there for one other. when u need me u know iam there when i need u i know u will be there. thow something will never be like the use to one think i know is when i need u u your a call away and that what are friendship is about and i don't care what anyone thinking or say. i love u for beingmy friend no matter what.

Things Only Southerners Know...
Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them. Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess." Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder." Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is -- as in: "Going to town, be back directly." Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table. All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well. Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin! Only Southerne

Things I Like
THINGS I LIKE Current mood: high i like the phillies i like the flyers i like tampa bay bucs i like booing the yankees i like booing the red sox i like saying fuk the yankees i like the word fuk i like to fuk i like eatin pussy i like likin pussy i like the taste of pussy i like smokin pot im smokin pot now i like dogs i like fish i like fishin i like traveling i like my head rubbed i like both my heads rubbed i like my bak rubbed i like rubbin backs i like rubbin feet i like pullin hair i like slappin asses i like football i like booing the eagles i like tailgating i like tailgating w my lil cousin i like bein an uncle i like bein a godfather i like goin to sports events i like gettin high while doin these (hold on) i like takin pics i like espn i like medium size boobs i like little boobs i like real boobs i like fake boobs i like ur boobs i like tattoos i like girls w tattoos i like long hair i like drinkin beer i like budweiser i like vodka i likke bein high i like my back

Things I Hate
hate the yankees i hate the red sux i hate the eagles i hate notre dame i hate T.O i hate stupid ppl i hate runnin outta weed i hate the cold i hate dotheads i hate tardiness i hate pubic hair i hate snitches i hate deadbeat dads i hate seagulls i hate whiners i hate unorganized ppl i hate reality shows i hate stubble after i shave my head i hate jeff gordan i hate tony stewart i hate new jersey

Things They Don't Want U To Know.....lol....don't Read If Ur A Bible Thumper
Not sure if anyone ever cared to research the history of Xmas or the traditions, but i thought i would debunk/explain some of them. If u don't believe me, search anywhere but a catholic site. Every christian holiday is based on a Pagan one. Even some non christian holidays are too....ground hog day is just one. Xmas is no different. It's based upon the celebration of YULE, the first day of winter or the winter solstice as we call it. We celebrate the birth of the Sun God and the beginning of the days getting longer again. Hence, the birth of Christ was improvised to make the Pagans convert. The xmas tree was brought inside to give the fairies a warm place to live. The lights were originally candles meant to help the fairies bring the sun back. The fire is symbolic of life therefore with every fire lit, the sun is able to grow stronger. Since then they have become such a major part of decorating tho, they've lost their meaning :( The yule log is real too and it's not someth

The Things People Say!!! *sigh*
1) PAX: "How do I walk off the gangplank?" CREW: "I dunno... I guess you piss off a pirate." 2) PAX: 'My tour ticket says to meet on the Pier. Where is the Pier?' SHOREX: Well sir, walk off the ship and you'll be on the pier. PAX: 'Well how will I know how to find it once I get off the ship?' SHOREX: Sir, if you're off the ship, you're on the pier! ' PAX: Yes but..' 3)PAX: "How small does my face have to be for a mini facial?" CREW: nope yours is way to big 4)PAX: "Does the ship have it's own electricity? or are you connected to land?" CREW: "Yes madam, all ships have a cable trails behind them around the world which connects to the electricity supply in each country!" 5)PAX: "Why have they put a wall between here and the dining room?" CREW: "Probably to hide the kitchens" PAX: "It wasn't there last night" CREW: (sarcastically: "No, we moved them just to confuse people" AND NOW FOR THE CLASSICS!! 1. W

The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.s. Army -- Sgt Shawn Stranford
This is an archival copy of http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html which has since gone away The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army SGT Shawn Stanford Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't allowed to do. He collected those things into a hilarious list and posted them to the web. The site hadn't been updated in a couple of years and has since gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it. A couple favorites: 2. My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'. and 191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot. Not allowed to watch Southpark when I'm supposed to be working. My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'. Not allowed to threaten anyone wit

Things You'll Never Hear A Man/woman Say
Things you'll never hear a man say: 1) Here honey, you use the remote. 2) Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see! 3) While I'm up, can I get you anything? 4) Aww, forget Monday Night football, let's watch Melrose Place. 5) Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on. 6) We never talk anymore. Things you'll never hear a woman say: 1) What do you mean today's our anniversary? 2) Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV. 3) Ohh, this diamond is way to big! 4) Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there. 5) I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress. 6) Hey, pull my finger!

50 Things Men Wish You Knew
1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong. 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty. 13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously. 14

9 Things
9 Things that drive me up the wall! 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damned floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? I

Things That Irritate A Sane Person
Things that Irritate A Sane Person There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray. You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint. The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing. A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling. You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am. The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song. You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out. you walk into a room and then forget what you came in there for your favorite CD and song begins to skip you begin a fight with a candy wrapper cause you cant get the darn thing open you are taking a shower and run out of hot water you ask for directions and somebody gives you the wrong ones and you end up lost you get frustrated cause your KID is smarter than you **Note: If anyone can th

62 Things Not To Say During Sex
1.is it in? 2. That's it? 3. You've got to be kidding me. 4. (Phone rings) hello? Oh nothing and you? 5. Do I have to pay for this? 6. Do I have to call you tomorrow? 7. You look better in the dark. 8. This is much better than my last girl/boyfriend. 9. Don't tell my husband/wife. 10. You have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it). 11. This sucks. 12. Can you finish now? I have a meeting... 13. I hope you don't expect a raise for this... 14. I think you might get the job for this. 15. Did I tell you, I have herpes? 16. Hurry up, the games about to start. 17. Can I have a ride home after this? 18. Are those real? 19. By the way, I want to break up. 20. Haven't you ever done this before? 21. You're so much like your sister.... 22. What's your name again? 23. Do I have to be here in the morning? 24. I think my dad is listening at the door. 25. Smile for the camera, honey!!! 26. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago. 27. I knew you wore a padded b

Things I Want.......
There are things in this world that I'm sure we all want.Most of us want to have someone to come home to at night and lay next to...Some just want a really good friend to hang out with from time to time,and know that they can just sit and bullshit with and know that they will not judge them for something they said or do.or become an asshole because they don't like what was said.Tonight I am learning my lesson about tryin to become friends who people who really don't give a shit,but say they do.Just aggravates me.The one thing I want in life,at this point I can not have.Thats a friend,a lover,and someone who will care for me reguardless what is said or done.Just knowing you have someone like that makes life alot easier,and a little more bareable.But,this is not happening at this point in my life.Sometimes think I am better off to myself,and leaving people alone.If they want a friendship or more with me then,so be it.I'm tired of chasing people who don't want nothing to do with me.But sa