1) PAX: "How do I walk off the gangplank?"
CREW: "I dunno... I guess you piss off a pirate."
2) PAX: 'My tour ticket says to meet on the Pier. Where is the Pier?'
SHOREX: Well sir, walk off the ship and you'll be on the pier.
PAX: 'Well how will I know how to find it once I get off the ship?'
SHOREX: Sir, if you're off the ship, you're on the pier! '
PAX: Yes but..'
3)PAX: "How small does my face have to be for a mini facial?"
CREW: nope yours is way to big
4)PAX: "Does the ship have it's own electricity? or are you connected to
land?"
CREW: "Yes madam, all ships have a cable trails
behind them around the world which connects to the electricity supply
in each country!"
5)PAX: "Why have they put a wall between here and the dining room?"
CREW: "Probably to hide the kitchens"
PAX: "It wasn't there last night"
CREW: (sarcastically: "No, we moved them just to confuse people"
AND NOW FOR THE CLASSICS!!
1. What time is the midnight buffet?
2. Is this Island surrounded by water?
3. Do these stairs go up or down?
4. How do I work the microwave in my stateroom? (Its a safe!)
5. Does this elevator take me to the back of the ship?
6. Do the crew sleep on board?
7. Will we see dolphins in the morning?
8. Can we look at the anchor? (When anchored!)
9. What will the weather be like next wednesday? (Erm - how long is a
piece of string?!)
10. Can you move the lifeboat from our stateroom window?!
11. Has this ship ever sunk before? (Hmm!)
12. Is the water in the toilet salt water or fresh water? (Why dont
you taste it!)
13. Which part of England are you from?...Wales??
14. Ahh - you're from the United Kingdom...do you know David Smith?!!
15. How do I know which one is mine? (Whilst trying to find their photo in
the gallery)
If you don't know what you look like by now then you need to be
strapped down and beaten with sticks.
OK EVERYONE ... IF YOU'RE PLANNING ON TAKING A CRUISE ... PAY ATTENTION TO THESE QUESTIONS!! PLEASE THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!! :D
MY OWN VIDEO ... FROM MY LAST SHIP ... SOME SHOWS AND TIME WITH THE CAST!!
