10 THINGS LOSERS DO ON MYSPACE
One:
there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOSH this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.
TWO:
To the people who have like 1,000 friends,
are you serious?
You don't know half of them.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
THREE:
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.
FOUR:
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act like you're hard with the keyboard.
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FIVE:
Quit crying
b/c you're not on someones top 8.
who cares?
Appearently they don't want you on there.
ITS MYSPACE.
NOT YOURSPACE.
SIX:
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend,
that's what's up!!!
SEVEN:
Little 6th graders who have MySpace
and look like sluts, and act like whores
go somewhere else because nobody
wants you here. And Parents
quit blaming myspace for your kid being
a hooker, she was a hooker before
myspace, and she'd be a hooker without it!
What does that say about your
parenting skills? Think about it!
EIGHT:
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.
NINE:
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
TEN:
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog
tonight,or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom"
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!
This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you n this is why fubar is better
