I realize that I'm being utterly ridiculous, but I'm always doing something strange.
I got in an argument with the trashcan. "Anger becomes you!" it said.
"Shut the fuck up until you learn to show me some respect," I replied.
I was a little pissed because i threw away 2 things. After a minute, the trashcan regurgitated and spit them up on the floor. Of course, this was after it sprouted a cushion on the top of itself.
The sad thing is, most of this I'm not making up. The conversation with the trashcan was actually in my head, but the rest really happened.
Oh, to be an X-Y coordinate on the lifeline of a parabola.
