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Tears For No Reason
i've blogged enough in my 22 years...this time i need to air out some of my dirty laundry..... i've been spending a lot of time trying to figure out what is what and where i stand in everyone's life. i've fell in love, i've fell out of love, i've screwed, i've made love, those things have changed everything about me. i realize that i'm motivated to do things that aren't the norm, they aren't the things that all girls do. every day i put my heart and soul out there for everyone to take a piece of and yet when i go looking for the pieces that i need, not a single person seems to understand why i want the simplest things. Respect, honesty, communication, the three foundations that i need in any relationship whether it be platonic or romantic. i haven't been honest all the time with people, i haven't respected certain aspects of people, and i dont like to talk anymore, i just don't communicate when people can't listen. i never wanted all the attention, contrary to popular belief, i ha
Tears
The tears i've cried for you my dear, Are ones of pain, and ones of fear. The pain of knowing That someone dear, Over some one else Has shed a tear. The fear in the knowledge, That you still love another, And that maybe I could never be Your significant other. Though love is what takes over and makes me forget Any fears Any pain And any regrets
Tears
WEll its almost been a year since my grandma passed away and Im struggling with it a lot. The holidays were very hard but i made it through ..Im not sure how....Now March 17th is approaching and how I wish I coulod turn back time and say one more i love you , give her one more hug , kiss her one more time. It never dawns on you how much some1 honestly means to you until they are gone.....Ive been to the cemetary plenty of times and everytime i talk to her keep her updated on our lives here..I know shes up in heaven and I know sheds watchin over us ..hell sometimes i swear i hear her tellin me i ts gonna be ok just be strong.....Maybe im just over stressed facing yet another surgery March 27 and my blood sugars being out of whack again .....but I seem to cry more each night missing her. I just wanna walk in her house one more time and hear her ask for biscuits and gravy and watch the price is right with her. I love you grandma and I miss you so very m uch! Send me strength to mak
Tears Of Contradictions
It's too painful , but you can't let go confusing, but you can't not to follow how dark this is, that you call it bright call it safe, but you tremble from fright fake the smile ,behind the toughest hurt keep this pain all for you, to over come it.. pure is your soul , infront of all this dirt am I strong enough to hold all this hurt ? for how bitter this sweetness is, how sweet the bitterness still how dark the light I seek to see how unclear things turned to be too cold this fire that warms , too exposed to call these Homes, but too wet to call it a smile of joy , why me, hurt people find relief to destroy ? how painful this road is, but I took how empty life is to be called a book, but how full of sadness the hearts page is, doing nothing because now it ain't mine , it's his...
A Tear In My Beer.
Namaste FuBarBarians: I usually never get so EMO to as write about the sadness that I feel. However, a lot has happened since my last blogs that I finally feel I can share. Super Bowl Sunday: I was at the jewelry store buying my girlfriend at the time, an engagement ring. I get home and we chat online and she told me that she had just cheated on me. She cheated on me with her ex boyfriend whom she told me she still has feelings for. I dumped her of course; however, I had second thoughts that night. I thought about how wonderful she was for the two years we dated and all the small things I would give up. Her honesty should be rewarded and her guilt was punishment enough. So I decide to take her back. Where she tells me not to because she knows I no longer trust her, besides some of the things I said when I dumped her she felt tho deserved were too hateful to forgive. I have never been a clingly or a lonely person, but like most pathetic fools, I overly tried to win her back, only to
Tears Of Silence
Silent whispers Grasping my soul Never ending torment Plaguing peaceful thought Moments cherished Now forgot Tears of silence In a moment lost Swells of hatred Consuming me Quivering darkness Nothing to see Thoughts of love Perhaps once known Encaptured silence Forever forebode Trace of blood Streaming tears Thoughts of love never appear Spiked challis Taking skin Life or death Where to begin Silent tears Emotion lost Paradise given Empty trough Lambs to be slain Blood of heaven Always gain Eternal hate Not forgot Swelling demons Begin to rot The single life Remains inside Always meant To hide inside
Tears Of Silence
Silent whispers Grasping my soul Never ending torment Plaguing peaceful thought Moments cherished Now forgot Tears of silence In a moment lost Swells of hatred Consuming me Quivering darkness Nothing to see Thoughts of love Perhaps once known Encaptured silence Forever forebode Trace of blood Streaming tears Thoughts of love never appear Spiked challis Taking skin Life or death Where to begin Silent tears Emotion lost Paradise given Empty trough Lambs to be slain Blood of heaven Always gain Eternal hate Not forgot Swelling demons Begin to rot The single life Remains inside Always meant To hide inside
Tear Is Frozen
Like every hope I’ve ever had Like every dream I’ve ever known It was washed away in the tears Tears for better tomorrow From my will to the river To the sea Wash away,fade away Every tear is frozen All the laughter is gone away All life shall end in death When the ice cold snow Has come This time Eternal All has blackened All light has fade away In purity we enter to the light Remembering only what was left For I cannot enslave myself With imaginary words of resurrection For my sins I will ask no forgiveness For my sins They are not to forgive I woke up bathing in the pale silver light Everything was frozen around me All has blackened All light has fade away Sky were covered with black curtain Every tear is frozen which i cry......
Tears Of A Clown--smokey Robinson And The Miracles
*tears*
Dog abandoned, hit by carKalamazoo, MI (US) Incident Date: Wednesday, Mar 18, 2009County: KalamazooCharges: MisdemeanorDisposition: OpenSuspect(s) Unknown - We need your help! Copper would shake your hand, speak and even toss you a high-five. A note taped to the mixed-breed's collar attests to his talents, but these deeds are not verifiable by eyewitness account. Copper, you see, is dead. The 30-pound male dog, estimated to be about 1 year old by Kalamazoo County Animal Services and Enforcement officials, was found March 18 lying on the shoulder of an asphalt road in Oshtemo Township. There was a hole in his skull, inflicted when a car hit him. It was too late to heed the message someone had written on the tape wrapped around his collar: "Help me." Beneath the tape, in a plastic baggie, was a handwritten note describing Copper's charming talents -- he could sit, roll over, crawl, play dead and shake hands. But someone let Copper go, abandoning him instead of dropping him off at
A Tear
A Tear A tear is the rain of ones soul By Michael Dougherty
Tears Of 9-11
Tears of 911As the day comesOur minds starts to rememberWhen we woke up to go to workNot ever knowing some wasn’t coming home.A day when everyone was happyTurn out a day of sadnessWomen, men and childrenKisses family goodbyePeople stopping for coffeeEntering two very tall buildingsLaughing and talkingMaking dates for lunchSitting at their deskPhones ringingWhen the time cameAnd the day turn blackTwo plans hit the Trade CentersOne hit The PentagonOne went down in Pa.The screams are heardEyes with tearsPeople runningSome trying to be saveWe keep on asking ourselves whyNot an answer comesBut tears of 911 comes every yearTo those of us that always rememberAnd to those that never forgets.copyright jas 2008
Tears.....
I'm a real good actor This is a heavy roll Our love is a script And you carry total control Like a clown and I've been smiling Whenever people were all around But when the curtain comes down And the circus is through No one is left but me you and all my Tears So many tears and my tears One word could wash them away One word could take the place Uh and baby I just want you looking my eyes I've been crying and girl Can't you see? oh and girl One word could wash them away One word could take the place................
Teary Eyes
I laid in bed tonight and cried Tears of loneliness With heartbreak filled my eyes In a world full of people I've isolated myself somehow Maybe because I'm afraid Of being hurt once again Hiding my feelings Is what I do best Never shall I be the first To confess Running away Is how I survive Rather easy to do in my life Anytime I begin to love I get beat on once again Another tactic I suppose To prevent me from gaining control I laid in bed and cried tonight Tears of loneliness with heartbreak Have become my life
Tears Are Words The Heart Cannot Say
My bleeding heart, the fountain of lover's true art words escape through tears burning so sincere Calculating emotions multiplying with true devotion bound by tears of words, which the heart alone endures Words of silence around my lover's heart with tears performing a musical art Count each tear and feel what I feel for my heart is crying out, for you my dear So many emotions in so many ways sometimes it's difficult to show what my heart contains With words through tears I show my love so clear as my heart erupts, distinguishing how I feel A lover's heart captures words it cannot say through tears it shows a realm, unexplained.
Tears In The Sky
Clouds submerge with tears in the sky as my heart longs for a place so divine time and time tear drops fall reflecting on a place I do call my own A breeze of coldness upon my face delightful it is to feel such embrace fog in the sky producing an icy storm so is my heart missing you more and more Snow like clouds hanging over me as I feel the warm touch of a his love shallow streams flow beside my feet as rain falls down escalading as I speak Late night moon shining down on me painting your face, all around me silence surrounds me with tears in the sky capturing the content of you in my eyes written by her for him!!
Tears By Words
Word by word these tears are born by your true desires they are formed Your written words inflicted on me has raged a sadness deep within me It's not the first time, but this was the last the words you've written has shattered so fast Words written, is our true emotions feelings and desires all in motion It's hard to believe, but I truly see that written words, can devour me So oil painted as tears elope I continue reading this one last note Your words of friendship beautifully engraved will always portray, the love you displayed It's been so long since you've been gone but one day I'll meet you, where we belong Written by: Sierra For the greatest love unknown!
Tears Of Divine Hope
Tears and scars, A thick, bloody stream, Memories fade into hope, No hope for me. Falling from, An eighteen story dream, Landing in, A dark, bloody scene. The differences, Between sadness and hope, Skin is where, My blood settles and soaks. Staining my flesh, Burning my soul, My thoughts grow dim, And my mind grows cold. Memory, Loss of love, Hates tendency, Gain of blood. On the ground, I fall and fade, Into another dream, My scars are made. 
Tears
You want it, I got it, You said it, I didn't I spoke, you reprimanded, i choked, you stopped and looked, And walked away.
Tears
They say our tears wash away all that is old,They are the cleanser of our very souls,And when they are through, make us whole. They stream down like the rain,Our emotions they do drain,Purifying evil demons of the past,So we may live happily at last. To bury deep, the sadness of life,Our tears wash away all strife,That we may hold our heads on high,And never again let our demons nigh. Our tears wash away all that is old, Never again to shiver from the cold,That has wrought our emotional stateAnd our demons they did abate.
Teardrop
 A teardrop fell upon the rose That she held close to her breast. In sympathy, the petals closed, As she saw her love at rest. The rose it seemed to feel her pain As one by one her petals fell And upon the stem of thorns, Now fell the pouring rain. Bending down, she picked the petals And to herself, she drew them near; She saw, in the rose, her broken heart And on the petal, her fallen tear. Between the pages of a book, She placed the petals tenderly And the rose, it shed a tear, As if it cried in sympathy. The words, on the pages read, Forever, my love, remember me And when you see a rose of red, Remember, love, to remember me.
Tears Of Paris
Mind numbing babble flows in the tears of rich and famous rabble. Images flash before my eyes, resentment is all I feel for her cries but beware of the lies for when the shit flies everyone wants a piece of the pie. Silent are the protests of those whom chose not to involve themselves in the chains of events that revolve around media madness and I scream, 'Why oh why do we try, we should live yet we chose to die.'
Teardrops On A Keyboard...
Sometimes I find myself wondering why I care, why I love these people as much as I do.  It goes beyond family, they are a part of me as much as I am a part of them.  Yet sometimes I find myself wondering just how much more of them, how much more of their drama, I can take.  Each of them has their own unique set of nuances that drive me absolutely crazy.  Each of them has their own unique way of making me smile.  At times I feel burdened by their problems, the mistakes that they make over and over again, and sometimes they are quick to remind me of mine.  Sometimes I find myself wanting to cut the ties that bind, and sometimes God is quick to remind me of how precious each and every single one of them are.  That’s what happened today.  God has decided that he’s taking my favorite uncle from me… not today, but soon.   This is the man who has always accepted me for who I am no matter what, and always believed that I could do anything.  He introduced me to art, showed
Tears Of The Day
Alone in the dark waiting for her beckening call i sit.Tears form and fall thinking of the worst possible case.Wishing to be in her arms wishing to hold her i sit staring at the ceiling.Loving everything about her and the way she made me smile.Plans on meeting, seeing, and holding her we made, only shatteringnews to break. Finally able to see her and i cant. I failed again.I wish i was there to make her better knowing that the one sheloved was beside her. Im sorry i wasnt there for you when you needed me most and im sorry that i wasnt there to be with youI love you with all my heart and i always will. Come visit me in my dreamsand hold me like the plans we made. I love you and i will see you everynight when the sun turns into the moon
Tear Drop
Tear Drop   A childs tear is one of many for his life time A tear for his first skined knee A tear for his fall from a tree
Tears
Tears of sorrrow, tears of pain. My tears of sadness I keep contained.I miss you brother but gone you're not. Ive got our memories, Ive got your thoughts. I'm torn apart because you're not here, but you're in my heart, you'r in my tears. I will not cry or set them free, since you're in them they'll stay in me.
Tears Of An Angel
Tears fall down her cheek, Like pouring rain, she cant believe You have gone away, her safe place is now gone, Oh how she will miss the safety.. And love of Your embrace, she only has one person to blame, her selfness pushed You away, Sorrow and sadness tears through her heart, Like a knife to her soul... her wings are torn and tattered, she reaches out to touch Your hand... But all she feels is the coldness of the air... Caressing over her hand where Yours once was, she lets out a sigh and lowers her head, The tears fall and stain her pale cheeks, she buries her face within her hand,
Tears And I Aint A Cryer
Jhon,    There are things in life that are inevitable; I am powerless to control them. The sun will rise and set, the tide will come in and go out, the seasons will change, the birds will fly South for the winter and return in the spring, and the caterpiller will transform itself into a beautiful butterfly. Somehow, I feel reassured by this because many other things in life are so transient - so momentary. Jhon, from the moment we met, I knew that our friendship would develop into something lasting and precious, just as I am sure that the caterpiller will one day become a beautiful butterfly. I believe that our love is blessed by God. It is a union of two spirits destined for everlasting happiness. Thus, you have truly become the star of my life which brings me light in this dark world, and warmth when I need it. You offer me the promise of renewal, the joy of living, the peace of mind that comes from sharing and caring, and that shoulder to lean on in times of stress. You are
Tears
Okay... after a really great couple days.. I was about to log off and I watched a movie trailer that I had minimized at the bottom of my screen......   Now, not many ppl know... but, my birth father, died in Iraq, when all this shit started... (he died in 2005)... He went.. and never came home...   This movie..... starts out... everybodys dream.... Soldier, MIA, or... pronouced dead, and all families prey, that it was a mistake....   So, this trailer.. just ripped me apart... http://www.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/brothers/   So... I don't feel so great atm...   I am going to go laying down and cry..   cya...
Tears
A stinging forms Something catches in my throat Our friendship is on unsoiled ground.My eyes burn my heartbreaksInside I am not so soundA mask covers my pain When tears begin to fallTears roll down my cheeks like water cascading over the edge of a cliffThis pain is just to much to bare.My eyes  red and swollen My face is blotchyMy cheeks are wet and itchy.
Tears
Whos this monster i see before me... She stares blankly into my eyes from behind the mirror. Her face shredded with the beatings. She is younger than i a friend from my past. It is cruel she looks like i. Tears fall from her cheeks blood trickling from her finger tips. Her eye is almost shut with swelling. She smiles placing a hand into the glass and says "Im glad one day this will all be gone" Juneflower1986
Tears .....
Each drop of tears are more costly then Anything in the world ,but everyone cannot know the value ,Until they view tears in there  own eyes for someone.....
Tears Of Blood
    “Tears of Blood”Deep breath...I feel the airHot,burning insideI silentlycryMy tears dropMy hopes are gone,An empty nightCrawling outside with angry angelsThe city never sleeps and all dreams are now lostsomewhere along the time…too late to wait for you,too late to still love you…I cry with silent tearsAnd all dark angels stare atmy tears of bloodHungrily they waitanother pain to feed from,another death to enjoyFlaming night over a concrete cityand its ghost souls dreamingin vain…I think of you,always haunting my mind,blood invisibly falling all overmy body,covering me,pain goes deep like the hot air,smoldering everything withinand all the deaths
Tears And Blood
What do you do when the tears won't stop? When your heart cries enough? But your blood won't clot? When your hands won't stop shaking? When your heart's begun to rot? When the blade won't stop quaking? But you can't let it drop? When you just want to scream? But who knows how long you've got? What do you do when the tears won't stop?
Tears
My emotionz pick up power and speed Then break and smash and explode at my heart. The great surgez of my feelings impede All that's consciously right. I start to cry. Every tear sendz wavez of unseen feelingz Through the hidden surface of our livez. They roll and fall until all love is gone, All life is lived, and each feeling explored.
Tears Of Confusion
I thought you once hated me i thought that was our destiny traveling down this road alone like a dog looking for a bone hurt and pain my only friends wishing someday that it ends then this becon that you send what is hidden around this bend?
Tears
As the tears roll down my cheek you have left my heart for good and you will NEVER return to it....I want to be a priority to someone and not a rebound or an option.
Tears Of An Angel
Lyrics to Tears Of An Angel : Cover my eyes Cover my ears Tell me these words are a lie It cant be true That I'm losing you The sun cannot fall from the sky Can you hear heaven cry Tears of an angel Tears of aaaaaaaa... Tears of an angel Tears of an angel. Stop every clock Stars are in shock The river will flow to the sea I wont let you fly I wont say goodbye I wont let you slip away from me Can you hear heaven cry Tears of an angel Tears of aaaaaaaa... Tears of an angel Tears of an angel. So hold on Be strong Everyday on we'll go I'm here, dont you fear Little one dont let go (ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh) Dont let go (ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh) Dont let go (ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh) Cover my eyes Cover my ears Tell me these words are a lie [ Tears Of An Angel Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com/ ]
A Tear Fell
I shed a tear today Silently, I felt it fall You caught it shared it held it felt it then suddenly it wasn't so big after all
Tears From Heaven To My Heart, To U All
hello and im writing this blog based on a request of someone important to me, and just cuz its time i share something with people, its not bad, but its about love and the losing someone who matters even after all these years. It starts in 1998, i was working at a nursing home called Kensington Manor. I was dietary work, cleaning pots and dishes. it was May when she walked in to my job, she was a new worker and i had to train her. Her name was jennette rivera, and at the time i didnt know what an impact she would leave me. after time we worked togother, as dishers were teammates when doing the job. One nite after working a double shift, i found her sitting, waiting for her ride, a call later and i took her to the hospital, her mom was in a car accident. i spent the whole nite with her, and during that time, we grew closer. i was a bitter man towards God and she was all about god. that nite i learned to let go of my maddness and opened my heart to possible things. After that, things too
Tear Drops
Tear drops turns into rain as my heart yearns to feel your love as I miss you every waking moment longing for the day that I'll see you again Then the sun appears and it feels like your warm sweet sensual kisses touching my soft lips The warm soft breeze that is embracing me feels like your warm embrace that makes me feel like I'm living in a fairy-tale Tear drops continue to turn into rain over and over again Every thought, every song, every memory and every dream of you makes me want to cry Nothing is the same without you, everything seems to be froze in time Wanting to continue to make memories with you, waiting for you to come back home Tear drops will continue to fall until the day that I get to hold you in my arms again. Being without you makes it seem like life has no purpose. But every thought, every song, every memory and every dream brings tear drops that turns into rain
Tears (by Me)
The tears are falling like falling rain the screams are loud like the clash of thunder the thoughts are filling inside my head i just want out to feel no pain any longer looking out the window staring into space thinking of you and seeing your face hearing the sound of your voice in my head and feeling the pain inside and emptiness again I look into the sky, and ask for his help asking for peace the way i once felt getting no answers only sadness remains wondering what I have done to stay in pain "am i being punished"? I have asked, still no answers then i think of the past the things that was good once upon a time then i look into the future and see no light thoughts of wonder about happiness enters my head wondering what it's like, my heads such a mess friends reach out and try to help i shut the door and sit by myself all i want is for you to want me as much as i do you i never asked much of you other than to love me true i get a part of you, that is not enough i need all of yo
Tears
If tears could build a stairway and thoughts a memory lane I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again No Farewell words were spoken No time to say good-bye You were gone before I knew it And only God knows why. My heart's still active in sadness And secret tears still flow What it meant to lose you No one can ever know. But now I know you want us To mourn for you no more To remember all the happy times Life still has much in store. Since you'll never be forgotten I pledge to you today A hallowed place within my heart Is where you'll always stay. God knows why, with chilling touch, Death gathers those we love so much, And what now seems so strange and dim, Will all be clear, when we meet Him. I Knew you for a Moment
Tears Are Falling.....
Tears are fallingfalling like rainit wasnt supposedto be this way.he wanted to goto have a bit of funshe let himit was the end of his run.the weather was badworse than it had ever beenhe didnt notice the black iceon the curve in the streetHe wasnt going fasthe was trying to be carefulbut the car lost controlhe found himself wrappedaround a telephone pole.the twisted metalthe busted glassthe plans they hadgone in a flash.the wedding they plannedthe future is is gonelike the whispering of lyricsof their favorite song.She really loved himas he did her. but deathended it all. she shall haveto push forward for theirlittle girl. the lonelynessand pain consumes her.. she wants to be with him but she has the angelto consider. she is the love child of thembeing together.She whispers every night before shegoes to bed. I love you darlinghe is the last thought that fills her head.
Tears Falling
My tears are fallingYou had meYou hurt meI love youPlease help meYou made my tears fallNow please make them stopYou used meNowMy tears are fallingIt’s up to you to stopMy tears from falling
Tears At Christmas Time
As I sit here thinking about this holiday season it tends to bring tears to my eyes. I wonder how I went from having everything I could ever ask for to having nothing in a matter of a month. Aren't the holidays supposed to be a time of joy and cheer? Well for the past 6 years they have been nothing but a dissapointment to me. The last 4 years of Christmas's were spent living with an abusive man who never allowed me out of the house to go to dinners nor visit with my family over 3 hours away from were we lived. I never recieved gifts nor cards from anyone because he was always taking anything in the mail that came in my name. It was like I was in prison when I was with him. Last year in August I chose to leave that man I spent Christmas living out of my car in a wal-mart parking lot with no family or friends to spend it with because I didn't have the money to travel to them nor have a cell phone to reach them. And yet here it is again Christmas time and I have no one to spend it with b
Tears Fall
In side this house is lonely,Outside so bitter and cold.I wonder how mant hearts have broke,And was thier story ever told. How many lay in misery,Or sucumbed to thier defeat.How were thier hearts broken,Shattered laying at thier feet. Mine walked on so much,As I look at a cold gray sky.Is life really like this,As tears fall from my eyes.
Tears Of Pain
These tears fall like pounding rain, but my cries out are all in vain,stop the endless needless chatter and asking what the hells the matter..id tell you but I'm stuck in chains,come help me release this numbing pain
Tears
My tears fall down like rain trying to erase the painWith every tear that falls my heart tries to cope, with every memory in my mind I still long for hope My tears are falling making a pond, wishing to wash you away and make me strongWith every tear its like a raindrop from the skies, emotions set within that come out through my eyes I sit here thinking love is so blind, all this time I loved you and all this time you lied My tears are falling I feel the heartache as they fall, our love is blocked with an unbreakable wall So many obstacles that get into the way, so much heartache with each passing day My tears are falling they fall because of you, I wish you could see in my heart the pain I was put through
Tears
Tears of sorrow. Tears of pain. Tears flow rapidly. Tears are offten. When will these tears end. The painful end. I prey for it. I am ready. I am willing. My time has come. Time to end all these tears.
Tears And Rain
"Tears And Rain"How I wish I could surrender my soul;Shed the clothes that become my skin;See the liar that burns within my needing.How I wish I'd chosen darkness from cold.How I wish I had screamed out loud,Instead I've found no meaning.I guess it's time I run far, far away; find comfort in pain,All pleasure's the same: it just keeps me from trouble.Hides my true shape, like Dorian Gray.I've heard what they say, but I'm not here for trouble.It's more than just words: it's just tears and rain.How I wish I could walk through the doors of my mind;Hold memory close at hand,Help me understand the years.How I wish I could choose between Heaven and Hell.How I wish I would save my soul.I'm so cold from fear.I guess it's time I run far, far away; find comfort in pain,All pleasure's the same: it just keeps me from trouble.Hides my true shape, like Dorian Gray.I've heard what they say, but I'm not here for trouble.Far, far away; find comfort in pain.All pleasure's the same: it just
Tear Stained Face
Tears poured down, When his words came out. Everything he said, Was just another doubt. She was never good enough, Not even for her. But now her dreams, Flew by broken by a slur. He said he loved her, Then took it right back! He said he cared, But said it to attack! One tear at a time, Stained her pretty face. No one knew she was so fragile, Like a thin piece of lace. She stared at the knife, As a tear hit the ground, Would she dare use it, When it once spread her feelings around ? She used to cut but stopped. And was happy for a while. But he killed her! With his first smile. She wondered why, He would make her cry? Make her not want to live, But die? With a tear stained face, She took her life. Killed herself, With an already used knife. She did it for love, Her tears said it all, He was her depression, When he pretened to fall. No more tears, On her tear stained face, Nothing left, But her missery that took place!
Teardrop
If I could be a raindrop, there isn't a crevice I wouldn't explore From the moment I landed on your head, I'd adventure to the floor I would never want it to end I would be searching for something more If I could be a raindrop, there isn't an inch of skin I would miss Drizzling past your jade colored eyes, hoping to get lost in your kiss The feelings all come rushing back; you deny them reason to exist If I could be a raindrop, I'd take my time, I wouldn't rush Rolling down your chest, your breasts, your cheeks begin to blush The cool sensation sends shivers down your spine It's this contact you miss so much If I could be a raindrop, I wouldn't allow myself to be shy Trickling down your abdomen, powered by the electricity you supply Making my way below your waist, hoping to be impossible to deny If I could be a raindrop, I would entice you with my touch Streaming down the inside of your thighs, your hands begging for something to clutch What is unknown is that you hold my heart, and it
Tears Of Heartache
  The tears fall like rain in the spring for a love hidden deep as a corpse buried in the sea.  To tell him would be to push him away like a kite in the wind.  I am lost with feelings of love like debris flying upon the crowded streets. Storms upon the ocean waves crashing around a heart. Thunder echoes through the ears of the deaf as lightening flashes on eyes of the blind.  Missing the tenderness of a heartbeat that feels my senses with aromas of rose gardens.  Longing for that slight touch that slivers through my body like a snake through the tumbleweeds of the desert.  Reaching towards the wounded heart that pulls away like the anchor upon a ship.  A fight to reel him in like a trout on a fishing rod.  One wounded heart reaching for the other to hold each other down from blowing away amongst the winds in the eye of a tornado.
Tears Of Joy
If there's one thing that I can say that I am grateful for is that those who have stuck by me have faith and believe in me. That's something that means a lot
Tears For Others
I cried... lastnight, tonight. I cried. Anyone who knows me well knows I don't cry alot. It makes me feel weak, powerless and childish. Why now... Why after everything was finally starting to be ok did i crack again and downspiral like this? There is so much to deal with between family, school, health, friends, relationship and usually i balance it just fine. I take care of my friends, family and myself but something went wrong and now everything came crashing down.There are two people in particular who are in similar situations who i luv to death. One has been my rock though everything and it kills me to see him hurt. He is my best friend and my brother. I cried lastnight and i know it was partially for him. I can't stand to see him hurt. Another is one of the sweetest people and I haven't been close with long so I am confused. I don't know how to handle it. I dont' know what to do, or even if I was the thing, the last blow that caused him to crack. What do I do?I have always been fin
Tears
as i write this i cry cuz i have found the person of my dreams i want to be wit him for the rest of my life and i want to marry him. this is so hard cuz i dont to see him very often and it hurts me sometimes it feels like a knife cuz all i do is cry and it is so hard on me cuz he is my life line and i know that im his he has my hart and i have his ya i know it sounds so wrong for me to cry about this but when i wit him all i do is smile and laff  when im not wit him my worls is so dark and glommy and to me it feels like i have no sun shine to look for
Tears Of A Broken Heart
I have given all my love to you, but what do I get in return? A broken heart. I have given you my heart, and you stomp on it like a doormat. I have given you my youth and you took advantage of my un-experienced heart and played with my emotions. I gave you all the trust, but you misused it. I gave you the benefit of the doubt, and you proved everyone right. I gave you my life and you killed me day by day. I want to pull my aching heart and tear it piece by piece, So I no longer love you. I want to loose my memory so I no longer think of you. I want to go so far so I no longer have to see you. I want to cry but I no longer have any more tears to fall down my sad lonely face. I want to sleep but my dreams haunt me with you in them. I can’t seem to find a way out. What do I do? I don’t want anyone to see this not even you. How do I get out of this? How do I stop this misery? How do solve this mystery? I can’t seem to find anyone to make feel the way you do, The way y
Teardrops On My Guitar
Drew looks at me, I fake a smile so he won't see that I want and I'm needing everything that we should be.  I'll bet she's beautiful, that girl he talks about and she's got everything that I have to live without.  Drew talks to me, I laugh cuz it's just so funny that I can't even see anyone when he's with me.  He says he's so in love, he's finally got it right.  I wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night. He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar.  The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star.  He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do. Drew walks by me, can he tell that I can't breathe?  And there he goes, so perfectly the kind of flawless I wish I could be.  She'd better hold him tight, give him all her love look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky cause He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar.  The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star.  He's the song in the car I keep singing, don't know why I do. So I dri
Tears In Ur Eyes Funny
ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS: Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOM
Tears Of The True
tears of the trueif i told what i felt and it were true. with my only intentionsset on you and i tell you when i need you. and you tell me that your feelins no longer confused your heart. trust me, to love you and show me you are true, believe in me when i say i care bout you and my heartand time stoped the moment you walked through my door cuz you make me happy and you make me smile, then i look into your angel eyesand i wonder how wel this'll work. jus for a moment or last forever. the sweet taste of your lips laced with the touch of your skin. would take me to heaven. and i swear ill gaurd with every breath of my life. u r my hidden treasure.  trust me, to love you and show me you are true, believe in me when i say i care bout you and my heartand time stoped the moment you walked through my door cuz you make me happy and you make me smile, then i look into your angel eyestell me its for real and your really true. believe me when i say im the saint to love and protect you.
Tears Or Blood
Do I cry now or do I cry later? Does it even matter if I really cry? Tears are worthless pieces of shit made of water and salt. Tears feel like grains of salt just entwined with water skimming across your skin.  Reaching up to wipe it away your skin begins to prey away from your flesh and bone.  Instead of tears there is blood now were the tears have once been feeling more natural.  Now if only they were just bloody tears and not salt water you would understand what is truly meant to be.  Look at me now should I just fall apart and just be one big bloody ass mess or should I just pull myself out of this whole and fuck all. You tell me which is better or shall I just show you myself because it may not ever be pretty again.
Tears....
I'm a real good actorThis is a heavy roleOur love is a scriptAnd you carry total controlLike a clown and I've been smilingWhenever people were all aroundBut when the curtain comes downAnd the circus is throughNo one is left but me you and all myTearsSo many tears and my tearsOne word could wash them awayOne word could take the placeOne word could wash them awayOne word could take the place http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd0Zo1WAk5I
Tears That Make Me Cry
so all of u out there have a dream right well so do i and one of them is to become famous well it takes alot of time and effort to become famous and im a really good singer well i think that and so does my hole choir class but the thing is i already have someone that is famous in my choir class already her name is sara summers if u dont know who that is ill have a link so u could see who she is.  well any way i love to sing and dance and when im on stage i get this feeling that makes me wont to be on stage more and it makes me sad that im not out there following my dreams i mean i want to but who knows what will happen in the future so if i do become famous u all can say ik her talk to u later byeeeeee
Tears Of Joy.
The blood in my veins,In my lungs my breath.She owns my heart,soul and mind,Along with all the rest.She can forever make me smile,And for her,I will do the same.My need to make her happy has grown,Since into my life she came.Beautiful I asked for your hand,And tonight you did accept.From now on your happiness will shine,And your heart never again show regret.My heart grows more for you,Each time I look in your eyes.And I promise you this,tears beautiful,But only tears of joy you'll cry.
Tears Of Love
Every tear I shed says, I Love YouYou are my everything and nothing else mattersEvery tear I shed is for you alone my loveEvery tear flowing down from my eyecomes from my true heartshowing my true love for youEvery tear makes me love you more and moreand my heart has more than enough room to keep on loving you forever
Tears Fall
tears falllike acid rainupon the groundblood leaves a stainthere is a voiceinside my headtelling mei'm already deadi am brokenfeeling lostknowing my lifewill pay the costtears fallthe soul will tojust rememberthe girl you knew.....            Forgotten Angel
Tears Tonight
Tossing and turning.. Seems to be part of my nights since he's left. I miss my Hubby and Sailor so much. A night hasn't gone by that I don't lay my head on my pillow and tears slowly begin to fall.. I grab the pillow next to mine and hold on tight and breath in the scent of his aftershave. Not many people understand or even can begin to imagine how my heart feels. I can't help but miss him. I can't help but feel empty and like something is missing. The obstacles we have overcome and here we are. I love this man with my whole heart. Counting down the days till he comes home is all I can do. Staring at pictures and hanging on to his last words. Writing emails and hoping he has time to read them or hope he even receives them. Tonight is just one of those nights where I miss my other half. I miss laying my head on his chest and falling asleep. Send him home soon my heart misses the other half to it!
Tears Of Sorrow
The light has left my heart,Since her smile has left my eyes.Nothing has hurt me more,Than her one simple goodbye. My mind so out of focus,Aimlessly my soul wanders now.I wonder why she is gone,But my heart really knows how.  My heart cannot heal,Shattered beyond all repair.I keep trying to reach for her,But she is no longer there.  My own living hell I've created,With no one to blame but me.My heart will forever feel her loss,And tears of sorrow are all my eyes can see.
Tears Of Fire
i hate the fact that i cant sleep anymore or do like i use to i feel nailed to the ground all the time like my wings have been clipped or something it sucks i need guidence for my mixed emotions on what to do anymore the docs arent helping trust me and to make things worse we literally have no money having to sulk down and borrow save or ask family really hurts sometimes i give up now please dont catch me this time just let me hit the ground im serious i dont now what to do anymore im running out of ideas............. HELP ME before i just crash and burn............ im so bummed out
Tears
You must walk into the day, for the sun forgets to rise without you whisper. You must venture out into the night, for the moon must reflect upon its insecurities. In your perfume weighs the essence of your passion. In your breath lays the touch of the gentile wind. Your Tears breads life to an ocean and in your love brings comfort to my heart.
Tears Of A Clown
It has been a while since I have done one of these, and I almost forgot how amusing people can be...           > camel: nice boobs> 1:11am> camel: there sexy like you> 1:14am> camel: jw sayin ur hot> 1:29am> Kloverlynn: do you really think that is evr gonna flatter a woman? Wait maybe a juggalette but not a real girl> 1:34am> camel: well r u a juggalette> 1:34am> camel: bc ur sexy ass hello> 1:35am> Kloverlynn: um...no I am not mentally handicapped> 1:36am> camel: that dont mean that lol we normale ppl to im just sayin ur really hot> 1:37am> Kloverlynn: ok if you say so...there was not a literate thing about your sentence there....I assumed they were puttin lead in the face paint yea?> 1:37am> camel: lol ok> 1:38am> camel: but ur so hot i would lick ur ass if i could ud like it i got a good toung lol> 1:38am> Kloverlynn: I am allergic to juggalos..and stupid...wait that was redundant> 1:39am> camel: im not stupied> 1:39am> Kloverlynn: ok...your grammar and taste in music states o
Tear Stained Memories
Tear Stained Memories   With each tick of the clock I’m reminded more of you What should be distant memories Still tear my heart in two With each thought of you I fall a lil deeper in Life without you hurts too much I don’t know where to begin   Everyone just says move on Leave the painful memories Just start all over again It’ll be better eventually But with each passing day I stay lost inside my mind My escape seems impossible No matter how hard I try   These tear stained memories Just can’t be washed away No matter what I do The pain just doesn’t fade I tell myself to be strong But letting go isn’t easy Just can’t seem to forget These tear stained memories   With each passing minute I hope the pain will fade Hoping somehow the sunrise Will make it all go away Maybe with each tear I wipe It will be one less memory And then all these thoughts Will be forgotten eventually   Written 5/7/2011
A Tear On My Pillow
When I lay and think, in my bed at night, the day you'll arrive, seems nowhere in sight. I toss and I turn, dreaming of you, opening my eye's... checking if my dream came true. It didn't, again, and a tear starts to roll, weeping quietly... my pillow I hold. Many sleepless nights I've prayed for you, my love. God touched my soul from heaven above He's answered my prayers for my love to be. I've never felt this lucky, God did this for me. That's a question I asked each and every night. He must think your special, to send you to me, No other has made me feel so complete, my whole life was lived, just so we could meet. All these thoughts and more going through my head. I fall asleep not worrying, but dreaming of you... instead
Tears Are Falling....
Tears are fallingfalling like rainit wasnt supposedto be this way.he wanted to goto have a bit of funshe let himit was the end of his run.the weather was badworse than it had ever beenhe didnt notice the black iceon the curve in the streetHe wasnt going fasthe was trying to be carefulbut the car lost controlhe found himself wrappedaround a telephone pole.the twisted metalthe busted glassthe plans they hadgone in a flash.the wedding they plannedthe future is is gonelike the whispering of lyricsof their favorite song.She really loved himas he did her. but deathended it all. she shall haveto push forward for theirlittle girl. the lonelynessand pain consumes her.. she wants to be with him but she has the angelto consider. she is the love child of thembeing together.She whispers every night before shegoes to bed. I love you darlinghe is the last thought that fills her head.
Tears I've Cried
For all the many tears I've cried I said I'd love you till the day i died we once took vows that I thought were true but now I find my self losing you And in my heart you will always be my one true love and was meant for meMy heart will never find a love like the love i had in you You will always be a part of me I will love you for enternityMy heart is shattered my tears i cry But i will love you till the day I die I gave you everything and all i had my love for you was always true But i guess that wasnt enough for you so here i sit and wonder why my heart is dying and why i cry
Tears In Silence
Tears in Silence    I put on makeup to make me feel pretty, Even though I know it won't help. I buy nice clothes to make me look pretty, That I find out doesn't' work either. I wear a smile for the whole world to see While in Silence I'm dying.   I'm lost and confused I'm wondering is there anyone in this world who could help me? I've felt apart from this world for so long I don't feel like could ever be part of it again   I know I'm happy around people but, while alone in my room I'm contemplating death, I sit and cry in my heart in silence I want this pain and confusion to end I don't think it ever will   I kiss guys and tell them I want marriage, while in my mind I'm thinking that this will change everything in my life Than I realize I can't do this anymore.   I've gone through so much I don't need to put a guy through this or anyone else. So I cry in silence No one can ever help me
Tears Of Blood
Tears Of Blood fall from her eye's she bleed's from the inner her to the outside of her. she can't heal from the pain they left in her soul so deep over and over again, The Tears Of Blood falling from her eyes. How can she heal from the wounds,pain,sorrow that they left. Tears Of Blood. By. Devilina Vampiress Princess Of Darkness (Priscilla Gamez)
Tears In Heaven (eric Clapton)
Tears In Heaven Songwriters: Clapton, Eric Patrick; Jennings, Will;Would you know my nameIf I saw you in heaven?Would it be the sameIf I saw you in heaven?I must be strongAnd carry on'Cause I know I don't belongHere in heavenWould you hold my handIf I saw you in heaven?Would you help me standIf I saw you in heaven?I'll find my wayThrough night and day'Cause I know I just can't stayHere in heavenTime can bring you down[- From :http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/eric-clapton-lyrics/tears-in-heaven-lyrics.html -]Time can bend your kneesTime can break your heartHave you begging please
Tears In Heaven (eric Clapton)
Tears In Heaven Songwriters: Clapton, Eric Patrick; Jennings, Will;Would you know my nameIf I saw you in heaven?Would it be the sameIf I saw you in heaven?I must be strongAnd carry on'Cause I know I don't belongHere in heavenWould you hold my handIf I saw you in heaven?Would you help me standIf I saw you in heaven?I'll find my wayThrough night and day'Cause I know I just can't stayHere in heavenTime can bring you downTime can bend your kneesTime can break your heartHave you begging pleaseBegging please
Tears
tears run like rivers that flow into the oceans over bumpy hills and broken rocks as it falls off my face like a.water fall and splashes to earth it crests a rest among a unmemded heart that aches for forgiveness for Passion for the need to be loved by one for days may pass but ones heart will never heal fully for it has flown down river to the ocean wear it lays to rest peacefully among the seas of posiden were only he can control it for he is god of the tretourious seas.
*~tears Of A Child~*
Tears of a child, cries from the heart.Who knew that this would be just a start.Of all the pain that would now unfold ,One's life story NEVER wanting to be told.How can this pain be so real, Can I be honest and trust how I feel.Visions of long ago swarm in my head,The feelings and sickness make me wish I was dead.Anger and resentment is what lies benieth,To the one above I look to for relief.Waves of tears wash over me, If only the pain would let me be.The ach deep inside only growing stronger,Not knowing if I can hold on any longer.Wishing for the drugs that used to make me numb,To return to them would only be dumb.Recover from my past is a must,Oooah , if only I could learn how to trust.Watching the movies within my mind,keeping these feelings in would bring damage of the worst kind.Tears of a child, cries from the heart.Pain and anguish pour from every part.Looking again for that child from so long ago,Now I want to guide her and help her to grow.Teach her to love and trust from the
Tear Stained Devastation
Time; a constant reminder Embedding evil hatred in mind. Another moment simply slips away, Reaffirming scars of unforgotten times.   Silence echoes in thundering wails, Teasing hell-fire in stone cold veins. A purgatory of thoughts cursing life Inflicting only continuous pains. Nary a minute escapes the clutches, Eroding away at the heart; Dreams becoming the quickest of sands;   Death painted as master's art. Expunge the spell held over salvation; Vindication- the truest of friends. Animosity reigns in a bottomless pit; Sheltering soul till all time ends. Tread his river of coppery venom; Angst spewing at every degree, Telling of tales of casted fates; Ironically aimed at me. Orphaned within, held captive in fears; Now devastation takes hold, stained by tears
Tear Fell
If a tear fell from my eye every time i wished you were with me, i would have a puddle of dead wishes lying at my feet.
A Tear For Mother
So vibrant and young but frail Oh to sip from the Holy Grail So full of life and much cheer She never shed a single tear Now lying in her casket bed Preacher recounting the life she led A young boy too sad to hear The young boy never shed a tear But now old with much gray hair He sits in the tombstone's chair His first visit in all these years Wishing he could shed one lone tear
Tears
I feel alone and empty after all that's been said. I left crying after the words you have spread. Inside from the love I dying to bleed out. Yet my children keep me here without a doubt. I love you and always will but your words were the knife that tore me through. Its hard to accompany what you say with and response through the pain. But at door I stand knocking and yet in the cold is where I deserve to be.
Tears Of A Clown - Smokey Robinson
Now if there's a smile on my face It's only they're trying to fool the public But when it comes down to fooling you Now honey that's quite a different subjectBut don't let my glad expression Give you the wrong impression Really I'm sad, oh sadder than sad You're gone and I'm hurting so bad Like a clown I pretend to be gladNow there's some sad things known to man But ain't too much sadder than the tears of a clown When there's no one aroundOh yeah baby, now if I appear to be carefree It's only to camouflage my sadness In order to shield my pride I try To cover this hurt with a show of gladnessBut don't let my show convince you That I've been happy since you decided to go Oh, I need you so, I'm hurt and I want you to know But for others I put on a showNow there's some sad things known to man But ain't too much sadder than the tears of a clown When there's no one around, oh yeahJust like Pagliacci didI try to keep my sadness hid. Smiling in the public eye. But in my lonel
Tear's Of Blood
Tear's of blood fall from her eye's she bleed's from the inner her to the outside of her.She can't heal from the pain they left in her soul so deep over and over again,The tear's of blood falling from her eye's.How can she heal from the wound's ,pain,sorrows that they left.Tears Of Blood. By Devilina Demoness
Tears
Tears Drowing in my own tears Living all my worst fears The sorrow, the heartbreak Too painful to take My soul feels broken Keeping everything inside unspoken Dry my tears Heal my soul Take my fears away and make Me whole Fragile, Delicate and Pure Give Me my light  So I have the power of sight To see what I can do to put things right. Don't judge Me for what I do I am a free spirit so be it. I need to mend 
Tears And Cigarettes
Sitting on my steps, I take a drag of my cigarette, and as the smoke fills my lungs I reflect on my day. I've had a rather unproductive one. I've had a rather unproductive life. I expel the smoke along with my loathing and then draw in a heavy breath. My eyes begin to well up, my throat begins to swell. I know what is coming and it's been quite some time since I last felt this way. I let the tears fall. I let the tears run down my cheeks. And when I flick off the ashes I watch as the embers fade in the wind. That's how I feel. In between sobs my tears claim my breath, dripping from my lips and extinguishing my cigarette. What a lovely ending. Such a beautiful way to end my day.
Tears Of Pain
The sting of tears fall from a pair of eyes, so sorrow filled with grief and pain, for what was to be a year of joy, fell into dispair. Papa, you were the first, a week after my birthday you said goodbye, your wise druid spirit will forever carry on. Grandpa, you came next, your familar laugh and always warm smile, will be my eternal sunshine within me. Charlie, you were the final, my father figure from age 16 to now, I loved you as my family, and I will eternally be grateful for your fatherly love. All 3 of you I loved dearly, and I will continue to though your gone, for your spirits will always carry on.
Tears
Tears of blood fall from my broken heart  I never thought we woudl be apart    When you held me you said forever  Now  that you're gone i know you meant never    Saying you  love me with that look in your eye  and that was a cold hearted lie    You're tender touch, a soft kiss  Two things about  you i will miss   As i sit there thinking  about you  my face is wet with tears past due    I should've  cried a long time ago  but i love u so    I know they say love is blind but i had only you on my mind    A hurt so deep it cuts like a knife but wounds heal and i'll go on with my life 
Tears(unfinished?)
Unfinished? Tears of crimsonThe eyes no longer glowThe countenance now fallenThe back a bended bough. A fate worse than deathUnder the rod of oppressionIn the Iron claws of the EagleOur freedom suppressed Stripped of my libertiesTil nothing was leftForced to serve MammonA fate worse than death. I cried to God for justiceI begged Him for reprieveRelease me from this prison cellAllow my soul to leave. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Tears
                                                                                                         TEARS                                                    You went away an risked your life                                      Gave a goodbye kiss to your children and your wives.                                                               For you I cry these tears                                               You risk your life for those you don't know,                              &nb
Teardrop Is Insignificant
" A teardrop is insignificant in a pool of water, but it can touch the soul as it runs down someone’s face."
Tears In Heaven.
My beautiful Mum joined the angels in heaven on Valentine's Day 2013. My sister Neeky had called me to let me know Mum was having a wound cleaned and dressed and it required surgery. I tried not to panic as it was just small surgery and she would be coming home within a day or two.   My world fell apart with the next phone call, Neeky was telling me something had happened during the operation and Mum was to have emergency surgery on a tear in her bowel. This was unbelievable, how could something so minor go so terribly wrong.   The next 6 hours was a blur to me, I jumped in my car and drove to be with Mum and my sisters. For 4 days we sat beside Mum, telling her how much we loved her, talked to her, laughed with her and cried so many tears.   The doctors told us her condition was grim and she might not make, it was a roller coaster ride of emotions for all of us but we refused to give up hope. Our Mum is a fighter and she will get through this!   Mum tried to hold on to our lov
Tears Falling
You my beautiful,Are now tears formed in my eyes,To see so much pain,Should make any man cry.If my arms could hold,And slowly set you at ease.Help cast away this darkness,All this misery you see.To bring your heart back out,Of all the dark its in.And let that smile shine,Shine so beautifully again.My dreams and wishes for you,Are from nothing but my heart.When I see that smile come from you,Then once again a love can start.
Tears
Tears streaming down my face as I see you walk away   knowing that today might be the last day   I ever see your happy smile but in my heart I know that I will see you again   except right now I feel like my life is going to end   I will put on a happy face so that you cannot see my sadness   because hiding sadness is what I do best but in my heart I know I will see you again   as we hug our last hug I hold back all my tears and try to smile   and you can see me struggle and say it is ok to cry but you do not know a part of me just died   now you turn your back and walk away and as a single tear rolls down my face   you turn back to say I love you I cry the hardest I ever have   as I see you walk away but in my heart I know I will see you again someday
Tears Don't Fall(bullet For My Valentine)
TEARS DON'T FALL: Let's go!With blood shot eyes I watch you sleepingThe warmth I feel beside me is slowly fadingWould she hear me if I called her name?Would she hold me if she knew my shame?There's always something different going wrongThe path I walk's in the wrong directionThere's always someone fucking hanging onCan anybody help me make things better?Your tears don't fall, they crash around meHer conscience calls, the guilty to come homeYour tears don't fall, they crash around meHer conscience calls, the guilty to come homeThe moments die, I hear no screamingThe visions left inside me are slowly fadingWould she hear me if I called her name?Would she hold me if she knew my shame?There's always something different going wrongThe path I walk's in the wrong directionThere's always someone fucking hanging onCan anybody help me make things better?Your tears don't fall, they crash around meHer conscience calls, the guilty to come homeYour tears don't fall, they crash around meHer conscien
A Tear
A Tear A tear is the rain of ones soul. By Michael Dougherty
A Tease
A Tease by jazmeine © I kneel in front of you Softly touching your hands with mine Looking up at your face with sorrowful eyes Tears of deep sadness roll down my cheeks With a brush of your fingertips You wipe away my tears I rise quietly sliding into your lap My warm body wrapping gently around yours Arms moving to drape over your shoulders Legs moving to wrap around your waist My body presses tightly against you Your dark eyes seem to lighten As I softly press my lips to yours for a kiss My tongue gently slides into your mouth I taste you and tease you I run the tip of my tongue around your lips Then brush the corners of your mouth Leaning my head down I softly kiss your neck My soft full lips engulfing your bare skin... I softly whisper in your ear, "Its time for me to go" With a wimper and a frown you look away Knowing I'm just a tease...
Teasing: Part 2
Your body is so warm You have been waiting for this You’re so excited Wondering where I’ll place my kiss I come towards your lips And then back away I’m such a tease But you know you like it that way I work my way down I feel your body shiver I kiss you softly on your stomach Be patient babe, I’m going to deliver In between your legs I can see your lust for me I kiss your thighs You say, “stop teasing me” Don’t worry baby The teasing is done I taste your desire But we’ve only just begun......
Tease
Tease...
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Tease
tease but leave something to be desired not everthing to be shared with all only the special ones ya know????
Teaser To My Ebook # 2
As a teaser here is another paragraph from page 2 of the ebook I am writing. Let me know what you think of this imagry. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Speaking of inside, I reach down and put both hands between my legs and lather my pubic hair with the suds and feel my lips squeeze between my fingers as I wash them too. Occasionally I let my finger slide a bit inside of me just for a self tease and try to improve the tingling that I felt earlier in my loins. Picking up the bar of soap again, I lather up more suds and then place it back into the bowl. My overly sudsy hands drop back to be between my legs and I really foam up vigorously my mound. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Teaser Of A New Story
This is a teaser for you too. It is a new story I am writing about a threesome between a guy, his date , and a limo driver. To switch gears and write a story like this from a male perspective is very challenging for me. I really enjoy trying to visualize the imagry as a male and I try to see myself as the female in the story as I write. So it actually becomes a fantasy for me and I am the subject but from a guys sense. Does that make sense? LOL This is the opening for the story and of course it does get much juicier. I may submit this to www.literotica.com next as a short story and see what happens. I will submit it now to my new found editor for the site and see what he thinks of it. As you can see I have been busy writing and that is why you may have found that I am not online much now. Working and writing can consume a bunch of time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We were in the back of a lavish black new limousine driving from a delicious dinne
Tease
Hot Summer nights see you Parading your softness under velvet sky, Stars comparing to your eyes, An almost disappointing surprise. You lick your lips suggestively, Get your kicks from making me Go insane, watching you play the game. Flutter your eyelashes, a hand on hip, Waving clever fingers, with blood red tips, Slickly painted mouth, sharp and cruel; Tie wrapped around your fist, My breath escaping in a hiss, You've locked me in, tripped me up, My throat moving with my gulp. Your witch's nails running down my skin Right now, for me, it's sink or swim My mind is spinning, I can't go back Your perfume tasting bitter on your neck. My tongue tracing suggestively, Watch you writhe under me. It's Summer madness you're causing me Blood pounding in my head, Imprints from the words you said; Carresses you so slyly give, Then you turn and take your leave; You're a tease
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Chapter Two. The old vampire stood in the middle of a large circle, surrounded by his fledglings. “The child has not returned, we can only assume the slayer has vanquished him, like the rest.” He let out a long sigh, and paused for only a moment. “The slayer is no good to me dead, she must live. The end of the scroll lives in her. If she‘s harmed, you‘ll pay dearly.” One of the oldest fledglings moved forward. “Sire, what about the blood slayers?” The older vampire turn towards his warrior, and flashed a cruel smile in his direction. “If they interfere with your job.” He moved his hand as if the was caressing the air around him. “Simply kill them.“ The warrior moved back to his position, and the men surrounding him all spoke at once. “So be it!” Abby materialized in the dark, dirty ally beside the club. She was upset, but mostly at herself. She hated the way Thorn made her act out. She was confused when he was around her. As if she was a totally different person, and s
The Tease
The Tease Usually I enjoy family dinners; everyone is on their best behavior and working overtime to be witty and charming. However, these particular family members of yours could put me in a coma, which I'm quite sure you knew before you asked me to join you. I had all my excuses ready, but when you begged me to save you from the misery of an evening alone in their company, it became impossible for me to deny you. I realized that I would have to save my host of ready excuses for another time and brave the den of boredom. I decided, then and there, to make the best of a bad situation and have myself a little fun. I spent the days before the dinner plotting my revenge and choosing, with care, my clothes. I knew I had succeeded, in the beginning stage of my plan, when you picked me up. I love seeing you speechless and when at last you stuttered the words 'my god you look fantastic!' they were completely unnecessary. I could tell that my choice of apparel for the evening was ba
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Here I am, hanging up spread eagle in her cellar dungeon. Nothing fancy really just a big overhead beam with a couple posts out to the sides and a nice easy chair with a table on the side. I have locking cuffs on my ankles that are chained out to the sides so my feet, which have 5 inch stiletto heels tied on them, are held about two feet apart so that she has free access to my crotch. My hands are in leather bondage mittens with locking wrist cuffs and are attached to eyehooks screwed securely into the beam overhead. A one pound chrome ball stretcher pulls at me below, and a black rawhide lace is tied around the base of my cock, keeping it hard. A ball gag is strapped in my mouth and my head is held erect by a tight posture collar secured at the back with a padlock. The cellar is nice and warm, Mistress likes to be comfortable as she tortures me. I hear her coming down the stairs behind me, and the click of her stiletto heels on the concrete floor as she comes around in front of
Teasing Is What?
EVERYONE IS A TEASE AND YOU CAN TEASE IN SO MANY WAYS! LIKE SHOWING YOUR BODY BUT DON'T TOUCH!! GIVING A SWEET LOOK WITH THOSE BAUTIFUL EYE'S SAYING HELLO BUT NOT REALLY MEANING IT. USING A PICTURE TO SHOW HOW YOU CAN REALLY BE AND NO ONE CAN REALLY TOUCH YOU. FLIRTING JUST TO TURN SOMEONE ON AND NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN. A LICK ACROSS THE TEETH WITH A SUDUCTIVE SMILE AND THEN TURNING A LAUGHING BECAUSE IT WAS NOT FOR REAL. TEASE THE ONES YOU LOVE THE ONE'S THAT CAN TOUCH YOU THE ONE'S THE MAKE YOUR BODY THROB AND SKIN BOIL AND SHIVER IN JUST A TOUCH!!!!! SO IF YOUR GOING TO BE A TEASE....PLEASE THE LOVE YOU HAVE.
Teasing
Tease.
Bend me. Break me. Make me your slave. Hold me. Control me. Give me what I crave. Smite me. Bite me. Bring me to my knees. Feed me. Bleed me. Stop being a tease.
Tea's Dream
Tea leaf's brewing World wrought with interest Life goes on I made love to my heart in poetic verse She has finally found me in her dreams Tender is the heart We are in good standing Can you plan to love me In the eyes of an angel We sing in our soul of love Our smiles, show the happiness A kiss gives ardent love Now drink the tea Let your life speak Healing choices, it is all good When apart we are togehter the tea's brewed is still hot to taste I want to play, to walk in the park, to choose songs Yet work awaits Even over love But love shines thru From a fertile bed of love So many influences outside of love Review them and cast them aside Legend of love is true for the heart All this while waiting For the frist drink of brewed tea The heart of tea's dreams Day's dreams are real also Tea's Dream
Teased
As you enter you say I cannot touch. Naked with your hands and mouth all over me. Wanting to touch you has never been this much. I am in ectasy from what I feel and see. Our passion consumes us making it hard to restrain. My head is filling with fantasies for us to do. I am overwhelmed and my resistance is pain. Our lips now meet as I expose you too. I worship your body and cannot get enough. We come closer with a connection thats true. I realize why you did this even though it was tough. You made me want you more than I have ever wanted you.
Teasing The Gorilla;-)
A man and his wife are at the zoo. As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large, hairy gorilla. Noticing her, the gorilla starts bouncing around his cage. He jumps up on the bars and, holding on with one hand, grunts and pounds his chest. The husband, finding this funny, suggests that his wife tease the poor primate. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and the gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would raise the dead. Then, the husband suggests that she let one of the straps to her dress fall to show a bit more skin. She does and Mr. Gorilla nearly tears the bars down. “Now, lift your dress up to your thighs and sort of fan it at him,” says the man. She does, driving the gorilla absolutely crazy to the point at which he starts doing flips. Then, the husband grabs his wife, throws open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut. “Now
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"Tease." I muttered. Hands quickly pulled my boxers off, making me naked and blind in the fragrant darkness. I moved to the bed, and her hands pushed me back against the pillows. I could feel the warmth of her body near me and I longed to reach out an stroke her. "Just lay back and enjoy this." She purred. More movements as she positioned herself on the bed. Again lips encircled the head of my cock, tounge swirling, wet and warm. The velvety smoothness caused me to moan softly, and I could feel her warm breath against my skin. All at once she swallowed my cock, deeply, into her throat. She'd never before been able to 'throat' my dick, and I gasped loudly as her lips tugged and sucked. Rising slowly, lips tight against me, she flicked her tounge back and forth over the muscular ridge under my cock. I moaned my pleasure, letting her know I enjoyed this and wanted more. My hands reached out, only to be slapped away. I laid back and enjoyed the sensation of my cock being swallowed o
Tease
let me start at your lower back... kissing , biting and licking you all the way up to your neck... then i'm going to suck on your ears and kiss your soft lips... after i get to your soft lips... im going to work m way down your hot sexy chest... then when im at your hips... im going to to tease you just a bit... i just may let you suck on my clit... as we get into i wrap my soft lips around your hard ass dick... as im sucking on it like a lolly pop... your breathing like a hound... feeling all around... its wet you found... and you anticipate on the sounds... so your body starts to heat... with a tingling in your feet... as you start to pull my hair... your hoping to foam the town... and your kisses descend down... finally your juices spring free like an eagle... violently i slurp them up like some fruit punch in a cup... my eyes close innocently like a pup... as i lay while the volcano erupts... excitingly i scream w
The Tease (eroticpoetry)
As you enter I say you cannot touch. Naked, my hands and mouth all over you. Kissing you with my eyelashes, you moan and wetness seeps. You are a good girl, hands never leave their place. I am in total ectasy from your arisen bliss. Our passion consumes us making it hard for both to restrain. My head fills with fantasies for us to preform. You become overwhelmed your resistance is almost painful. Lips can now meet as I expose your nakedness. I devour your body and never get enough. We come closer through this detatched connection. You suddenly realize what I have done. I made me want you want me more than you have ever wanted before. Such is the result of the tease.
Teasing
wrapping my arms around your neck raking my nails through your hair brushing lips softly arching my back presses my body against yours make me moan your body stiffens as you reach down and pull me roughly against you spreads warmth through my thighs
Teasers!
I have seen many a profile of certain females on this site which are loaded with nsfw photo albums marked "private". So, I go to the "About Me" section of these profiles and read all about "I don't do this, I don't do that, I'm not here for this or that..." I have also seen many profiles with literally hundreds of nsfw pics that say "Only for me to see". What's the point? There is a way we can hide the album altogether so only people we want to see the album will see it listed. Yes I like looking at the pretty girls on here and yes I will check out some of the pics first before I rate the profile. If I find the pics interesting, I will rate, fan, add the person. It's fine if someone wants to show only certain users the cooter pics but don't have a really sexy pic on the profile page to attract viewers to the page and then not have any accessible pics for non-friends to view...I mean at least have some lingerie shots for some of us to fantasize about.
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ON AIR NOW DJ TEASE !!!
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Teasing Naturally
I feel your body filling with tension As the whips crack in the air You moan with an instant vision And you know I give care "Come my master" as you cry aloud My heart beating in time I told you to lay still as I push you down As my fingers start feeling your line Time in place you feel my fingers And you know I enter those secrets That I let you feel while lingers I place my power over you and yet You moan in such agony I push deeper and deeper Till I hit the spot so sweetly I can hear a tiny wimper You allow me complete control As you bear your body and soul.
Teaser
I've got all the things on the list you gave me. The soft rope, the peacock feather, the ice in the ice bucket, that funny little back scratcher, blind fold and I've put it all beside the bed. I've finally agreed to let you tie me up and "play" as you call it. I'm a little apprehensive but I'm excited too. I look at the time; I still got enough time to take a shower before you get home. Out of the shower I slip on the black satin robe you gave me for my birthday. I love the way it feels against my bare skin. When I walk into the bedroom, you're there waiting. All the candles are lit and there's music playing. You're wearing the black satin boxers I gave you to match my robe. You walk over to me and pull me in your arms kissing me so soft and sensual. Kissing and nibbling on my neck you tell me how good I smell, gently biting my neck, you slip the robe off my shoulders and I let it slide down my arms to the floor. You tell me to climb on the bed and lay down on my back. I pause a momen
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Teased
As you enter you say I cannot touch. Naked with your hands and mouth all over me. Wanting to touch you has never been this much. I am in ectasy from what I feel and see. Our passion consumes us making it hard to restrain. My head is filling with fantasies for us to do. I am overwhelmed and my resistance is pain. Our lips now meet as I expose you too. I worship your body and cannot get enough. We come closer with a connection thats true. I realize why you did this even though it was tough. You made me want you more than I have ever wanted you
The Tease
I desperately yearn for his body Already moist with anticipation I plead with him to enter me But he won’t Teasingly he turns me over Onto my stomach And places himself between my legs With his forefinger He lightly traces The length of my spine His feather kisses cover my back His hands caress my breasts And nipples Already hardened As his lips move upwards So does his body Until his rock hardness presses tantalisingly Along my split I raise myself to a kneeling position My elbows holding up my body I press against him And feel the juices oozing from me In invitation But still he resists He nibbles at the weak spots on my neck And licks the lobes of my ears Whispering words of desire My body tingles Hyper-sensitive to every touch A wave of sexual tension grows deep within my womb My body screams for release Instinctively I reach down My aroused clit responds immediately Instant orgasmic relief But not enough I scream for him to
A Teaser
Imagine this... It's early morning and you're in the shower... when you see my hand slip in and nudge you towards the back of the tub.. I step in naked and under the hot water. My hands come up and pull back my hair, then slide slowly down my chest and stomach, feeling the water drip over me. Reaching forward... i grab your cock and gently pull you to my body and press into you. My lips begin to kiss your neck as my hands massage your dick. My lips start down your chest, kissing you softly. My hands glide to your hips as i begin to get on my knees... Moving to your hips... i give them each a gently sucking kiss. Then i take my tongue and lick from the base of your balls slowly to the tip of your dick... and slide it all the way into my warm wet mouth... my tongue rolling down every inch of you. I slide up the shaft, the tip of my tongue pressing against your hard throbbing cock.. I suck on the tip, just before releasing it from my mouth... then i tongue the hole a little and slide y
Tease And Please.
Ok last nite, a few guys kept asking me stupid questions. like: bryan :"my girl dosent get off! and i dont understand why???" tom :" how come,,when i get with a women its fine untill we have sex,then she leaves my ass" dale: "my girlfriend is ready to leave me,because she says theres no passion,what can i do??" So here you go guys. in my opinion Your not teasing her enough! Also your not building up,hot passion within her! You guys are just jumping on top of your women and getting your rocks off and then going to sleep! Basicly i believe making a women cum is like building a fire! It takes alot of lil sparks(tingles) before she ignites! and explodes into a flaming fury! So first of you need to set the mood! Be warm,be gentel,and be romantic my friends, kiss her with passion,massage her for awile ,,and for christ sakes dont be afraid to do a lil muff diving! shesh! The toughest part of diving for me... Well it has to do with cleanliness, otherwise guys y
Tease And Please. Part 2
Hey, I have a lot of respect for all my brothers who like to eat pussy because there are too few of us out there. And I'm sure most woman would agree too. Anyway some of you guys got mad from my last blog,and sent me emails shouting "Hey WTF I DO Eat her pussy!" Well all i can say is "Some of you ,who are giving it the old college try,are not doing too well, and thats why you have gf trouble,,so maybe this little lesson will help you out. Because When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of too quickly. This is one rare dude and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. (trust me on this one) So, remember, most guys can fuck, and most can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made in the shade. Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's goin
Tease Me!
You Are a Tiny Tease You like to flirt and show off your body, but what confident woman doesn't. You enjoy male attention, and you're usually pretty good at not leading men on. However, there are times when you get carried away with your sexy behavior. It's okay to use your amazing flirting powers for good - but never for evil! Do Men Think You're You A Tease?
Teasing Him...........
Anticipation.....excitement coursing through my veins as I glanced at my watch again...for the umpteenth time that morning. Why was I so on edge? We'd planned this day well in advance. We know what we wanted to share.... As I watched you drive up the road, my body responded just as I knew it would. I no longer have control of it....It now danced to your tune. Nipples taut, peeking at you as you exited your car....dressed simply in a white dress shirt and blue jeans....a sight that almost left me breathless. I have come to enjoy our little drives in your Saab 93 Turbo.....convertible top down....wind blowing through my hair. The freedom of the open road, the open car and just being with you has me smiling....but today was to be different. Today, you had instructed me what to bring along for the ride. I blushed as I remembered what I had packed in my black overnight bag. The Raspberry Kiss oil.....giggling as I remembered the last time you used it on me....your lips blowing sof
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Those who tease you, love you.
A Teaseing Serve For Master
As i sit on my satin pillow next to my Masters feet on my knees head down palms faceing down on my thighs, my eyes lowered as my brown long hair cascades off to one side of my face and down to my shoulders resting just at my waiste, Master likes to see the collar showing where he can glance and see it or caress my neck once in a while so i know he cares for me. i sit quietly as he chats with his other Master friends and we watch as other slaves take a turn in danceing for there Masters pleasure, i reach slowly and caress my Masters leg with the back of my hand as if wanting attention, i hear him stop talking and ask what is it girl , i softly speak and ask is there any thing my Master would liked served for his pleasure tonight Master say yes you may serve us another round of drinks with out looking up i slowly stand and and take my right foot in front of Masters chair as if to walk around him but as my legs part i stop so he can view me and my wetness of inticipat
The Tease
The Tease by LateNiteFantasy© Restlessly I lie in bed, With thoughts and fantasies of sweet ecstasy running wild through my head, The more I think the more I'm awake, Sensational urges and uncontrollable feelings overcome me, My body's heated as beads of sweat begin to cover me And anticipation of a probable moment now clouds my mind. Can I stop these feelings? Do I want to? Alas I succumb to what is inevitable... Bounded and blindfolded I'm rendered helpless, Wanting, waiting for my captor to do as she pleases with me, Tempting me, taunting me... She massages my body with her lips, Every touch feels magnified, Each kiss sends pulsating messages to my brain and my very primed organ. Now I am poised... Poised for whatever sexual tendencies she has in store for me, As she slides her hot, awaiting jaws of sweet, slimy joy juice down my hard, throbbing shaft.... And the air is filled with resonating cries of sheer pleasure and delight, Yes! I scream with passion..
A Teaser Exotic Story Mostly For Girls.as Most Guys Don't Get Into This Stuff.
The night was cool,but yet hot as she walks Into the room.Her eyes glisten as the lights in the room caught them.Her smile had a come here slithery look to them.Her tongue gently sliding across her lips In a suggestive manner,my vocal cords speechless as I looked Into her eyes.my body unable to moved as I was caught In her stunning glare,she softly spoke in a soft voice sees something you like?My lips spoke back to her returning her question to her as my lips said yes.Her arm wrapped around my neck as her lips locked onto my.My tongue parting her lips as It made It's way Into her mouth.My hand gently made it way to the back of her head as It caressed her hair which was soft and silky.My other hand made it way to her neck as softly touched her flesh working It's way down to her shirt unbuttoning It from top to bottom exploring her curves to me and a nice silky red bra underneath that was soak from her passion.I moved my hand upward to her breasts freeing them form their prison that hel
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...it's so wet...i lick her sticky juices off my fingers any bury my face in her pussy. licking and sucking while she is fucking my face. then i feel you slide your dick deep inside of me...i can't take it and my body begins to shake you pull out and shoot your cum all over my tits...
Tease
Tease I Am :):):):)
You're a Tease! You're hot - and you never forget it.You've gotten used to using your looks to get what you want, from free dinners to expensive gifts. Your rep precedes you and smart people know to stay away! 'Are you a Tease?' at QuizUniverse.com
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Tea Spouts
In Japanese cultures, it is considered a sign of great disrespect to point your tea pot spout towards your guest
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Teasing Can Be So Much Fun...
Sexy Lady (name edited): helloMe the Teaser: hihiSexy Lady (name edited): tell me what u thinkMe the Teaser: that poor vibe ....gonna have to replace it and maybe let you use it on your clit as i fuck uSexy Lady (name edited): yesMe the Teaser: yummy pussy still mad i didnt lick it?Sexy Lady (name edited): why didn't uMe the Teaser: didnt wanna do everything, then u wouldnt want secondsSexy Lady (name edited): oh that wouldn't have mattered i deff want second or even life time of thatMe the Teaser: mmmSexy Lady (name edited): i really don't think i have had anymore betterSexy Lady (name edited): anyoneMe the Teaser: o.0 serious?Sexy Lady (name edited): yeaMe the Teaser: and that was just one time in a night, how much more were you up for? I wanted to just have you over and overSexy Lady (name edited): the reason why i said u inspire me to write is because i think about all the stuff u write about all the time i just never put it to words i just day dram as u would saySexy Lady (name ed
Tea Service
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then says, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??' 
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The Tease! Nsfw
Her texts had been teasing all day. Knowing I was stuck in meetings she knew all my weakness's. She started before I could even get through the drive thru for coffee. Thats when I got the first picture... her tongue licking the froth off her cappuccino.  Then just as I enter my office a picture of her ass in a tight skirt with stockings and heels as she bends over her desk in her home office. You could also tell that shes clenching the corners of the desk with her hands.   That was only the beginning. It continued all throughout the day... tossed salad covering her naked body.... dirty texts saying what she needed and wanted! So many details. She was a horny nymph today and knew that there was nothing I could do she was home all day and I was stuck in the office. Thank god phones have a silent mode. I might have been fired otherwise. Especially when I got the call! Yes..... Her with Bob about to cum in my ear on voicemail. I couldnt take it anymore. But I had no choice! She was
Tease Me
walk up behind you, wrap my arms round your body. as they barely touch your already erect nipples. my hands grabbin and messagin your tits. slowly movin down, i slip my fingers past your lips. sliding two inside you. my fangs penitrating your neck. as the blood runs down your body. reachin your hand around you grab my hard cock. feelin me through my jeans as they get tighter with your hand bein there. you reach over my waist band. slide your hand down insinde my jeans. grabbin my hard cock, you begin strokin me. gettin harder as you move up and down on me. slidin your hand over my belt, you loosen it. pullin it out one loop at a time. slowly your teeth find the buttons on my jeans. carefully undoin them on by one. slowly pullin my hand away from your pussy, squeezin your lips as i move to your jeans. undoin them, carefully. slowly lettin them fall to the floor. exposin your perfect pussy, your swollen lips. to be continued, hehe.
Teasing Me
watching you walk pass me smelling the sweet scent oh my that scent is so sensational just wanting to smell it more and moreteasing me is what you are doingteasing me you know how to do it rightteasing me is what you like to do watching you walk away from me seeing that long hair just flowflow in the wind like feathers floating down from the skyjust wanting to run my hands threw itteasing me is what you are doingteasing me you know how to do it rightteasing me is what you like to doseeing me look at you, you smile in returnknowing i'm looking at youknowing i'm thinking of youyou walk back toward meteasing me is what you are doingteasing me you know how to do it rightteasing me is what you like to doas you get closer you smile more and moreyour eyes are like the bright stars at nightshining so bright it lights up my lifeas you stand in front of me you tell me that you like totease me it's so fun seeing you fustratedtease me knowing my tongue is tiedtease me i know what you are thinking
Tease And Ride
lick up and down the body and lick and suck on your thick hot juice cock, licking and stroking teasing and making you squrim climb up your body and straddle your waist and bouncing on your cock, start riding you nice and slow then speed up to a rhytum we both like and building to the pleasure just about the stop and tease you some more, going on my knee taking you fully into my mouth sucking deepthroat mmmmmmmmm your almost there i can feel it.,mmmmmmm I stop climb back on top of you and turn around ride you backwards as you pull my hair and make me moan grinding faster harder you lift you hip going deeper into me going faster and faster mmmmmmmmmmmmmm god there I go screaming your name. feeling me cum on you trying to hold back but you cum so hard and fast breathing fast I start teasing you again making you hard for me but this time I let you up, 
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I will tease and taunt him at my leisure,before I decided to take my pleasure,look at him gazing at my slit of pink,but my whip is ready to make him think.With cuffs adorning his masculine wrists,he'll taste my lips in a passionate kiss,but then, I''ll withdraw because I'm a tease,and I am the Mistress for him to please.I'll show him the intense pleasure of painas his manhood bulges from every vein,perhaps then, I shall allow him to sipthe nectar oozing from my nether lips.His moans and whimpers thrill me to the core,knowing that this man will come back for more,for having tasted this secret delight,he'll long for his Mistress in dark of night.I shall stroke the welts that my whip has kissed,show him extreme pleasure that he has missed,when he is finished his sexy tipple,perhaps I'll offer him a pink nipple.Then when I'm ready, more pleasure is foundwhen I let him touch my clean shaven mound,on waves of orgasm I shall then rise,
Tease
I suppose through it all I always wanted to believe her, yet here I was half-way playing both sides. Not necessarily by choice mind you, however constrained through deeper ties then my will alone could allow my mind to travel, except for imagination. Who knows how much the council already knew they were by nature a suspicious entity, and I wasn't a picture of... well you get the idea.  The hours lapse into days and weeks. She was a prisoner of the council. or so they thought I was sure she was right where she wanted to be for all the while she would be at my side. could she read my mind? I think about her lips only to find her appear amid reality only to my eyes. or was it so? I am still not sure if it was only me or if perhaps she was just that good. to pick a side of the war for me a t this point felt unwise I don't know if I wished her to disappear or not. am I addicted to the crazy? at least it fills the silence. then I feel her sweet whisper into my conscience "I could change
Tea Tree Oil Substitute
         http://www.naturescorner.com/    Q: I love Tea Tree oil, but it is so expensive. Is there a substitute???? - Sarah Keller - Houston, TX A: There is, and, VERY reasonable - Pin sol/ Pine Sol - has all the ingredients of Tea Tree Oil, and, MORE - mix it half, and, half ( or, whatever ratio, you prefer) with your favorite oil - I prefer Olive Oil. It can then be used in the same manner Tea Tree Oil is - DO NOT TAKE INTERNALLY - use only on small areas - this also applies to Tea Tree Oil, to.   What ever your goals are - freedom from arthritis pain, clear skin, lose weight, and, so on, there is a product for you - for more information/ to order, just click on the links  below, at the far right - you will be REDIRECTED.   
Tea Time Trinkets
                                                                                Tea Time Trinkets The pot of tea comes to the table of desire This way those can relax or might want to retire Congenial and cor-gel this is truly a beautiful affair You see no one can never compare   As I sit and look at the flame of the fire of lust The people I know I can truly trust And the time retreats to a place that does it's own thing Deep inside my heart, it too starts to slowly sing   We started chatting about what went on today In the tea shop is where we wanted to stay I was cascading in thoughts of interesting reality in moments of still array This is something i wanted to portray   Quiet time images are woven webs with illusions of being kind Concrete cavities hurt with selfishness of being kind The preponderance of glory is clear beauty of perfect appeal I can say interest rates is a very good deal As the pharaohs lost treasure projected silent whispers of love He
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Tebow!!
Ok so I can understand all the hype about Tim Tebow.  For all of you that don't listen to sports or just don't care Tim Tebow is a 2 time Heisman winner, a national championship winner all at Florida. Then he got drafted by the Denver Broncos, who needed a quarterback of the future anyways but alot of critics say he isn't a quarterback, he is a football player. Saying he could be a running back or fullback maybe tight end, but in all honesty he could most definitely play quarterback. He has proved it in college and yes he has proved it in the pro's...sometimes...but what do you expect from a player that only has 10 or so games under his belt...and give him an offseason, I look out Tebow could be a force to be reckoned with in future!
Tebow -- Listed As The No. 2 Quarterback -- Will
NEW YORK -- Mark Sanchez is no longer the New York Jets franchise quarterback. He might not even be the backup. Rex Ryan decided to bench Sanchez on Tuesday in favour of Greg McElroy after the fourth-year quarterback had another miserable performance in a 14-10 loss at Tennessee on Monday night that eliminated New York from playoff contention. "I think its best for our team, and for this game," Ryan said during a conference call. So, itll be McElroy under centre for his first NFL start when the Jets (6-8) play the San Diego Chargers at home Sunday. Ryan hasnt decided whether Sanchez or Tim Tebow -- listed as the No. 2 quarterback -- will be the backup. While Sanchez blew the second chance Ryan gave him a few weeks ago, Tebow was leapfrogged by a third-stringer, fueling speculation that the team has little confidence in him as a quarterback. "I have to look at what I think is the best for the team and not necessarily the individual," Ryan said. "Ill say this about Tim and Ive always sai
Te Busque
Estuve bien estuve mal Tuve rabia tuve paz Todo lo que te di por un tubo se fue En el cielo me sentí y en el suelo me vi Una vida así no es posible vivir Quiero sentirme mejor, quiero sentirme mejor Cariño mío sin no es mejor Por eso.. Te busque de bajo de las piedras y no te encontré En la mañana fría y en la noche te busque Hasta enloquecer Pero tu llegaste a mi vida como una luz Sanando las heridas de mi corazón Haciendo me sentir vivo otra vez No quería ni hablar ni tampoco comer No quería cantar no sabia que hacer Esa herida sangro y mis ojos perdí Pero ahora yo soy el futuro de los dos Quiero sentirme mejor, quiero sentirme mejor Cariño mío sin ti no es mejor Por eso.. Te busque de bajo de las piedras y no te encontre En la manana fria y en la noche te busque Hasta enloquecer Pero tu llegaste a mi vida como una luz Sanando las heridas de mi corazon Haciendo me sentir vivo otra vez I look in the mirror the picture's getting clearer I wanna be my
Tecca Nina
Hell yeah so anyone that knows me pretty well knows that I am an avid Tech N9ne fan. I been listening to him for about 6 1/2 years now and been wanting to catch a show for the longest. the last time I was up in Missouri for BIDS school I tried to catch a show but missed it by about 2 weeks. Needless to say I was pissed. Now I am back for Recon school and the first thing I did when I got up here was check to see if any shows were gonna be happening while I was in state. Hell yeah I lucked out cuz not only does Everready the religion (his new album) drop on the 7th of NOV, I get to watch him on the 10th of Nov in Columbia, Missouri which is like 2 hours north of here. Fuck yeah I am really excited about this and just wanted to share ^^ Anyways hey everyone thats reading this go buy Tech's new album when it comes out and if u ain't got the old ones go gettem. You won't be sorry.
Technology Addict
You know you are addicted to technology when... You can't sit through an entire movie without having at least one device on your body beep or buzz. You think of the gadgets in your office as "friends", but you forget to send your father a birthday card. In computer shops, you eavesdrop on a salesman talking with customers, butt in to correct him and spend 20 minutes answering the customers' questions, while the salesman stands by silently, nodding his head. You say "digital compression" in a conversation without thinking how strange your mouth feels saying it. You constantly find yourself in groups of people to whom you say "digital compression". Everyone understands what you mean and you are not surprised or disappointed that you don't have to explain it. You say "voice number" instead of "phone number" as the majority of phone lines in any house are linked to contraptions that talk to other contraptions. You back up your data every day. On holiday, you read a
Tech Support
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... ============ === Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry.... ============ === Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? ============ === Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates. ============ === Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer sti
Tech9 Vid
a message from ric-lo-x ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Ric-Lo-X Date: Sep 23, 2006 8:25 AM Sexy Girls needed for Tech N9ne Video Shoot!: So Tech N9ne is shooting a music video for a single called "Bout to Bubble", from his upcoming album: EverReady: The Religion! For this music video, he's in need of some hot chicks that are 18+! This video will be aired on MTV, MTV2, and BET! Interested? Check the flyer out for that info:
Technicolor Passion
Confusion back and forth the mind goes Twisting Kaleidoscope emotions How do I love thee Do i love? Do you? Show me Tell me What do I need to hear? Feel my want Feel my heart beating faster In my breast Accelerating madly When you touch me. Tongues collide clashing with multicolored Textures. Desires spike drawing forth frustrated need, Too many clothes Too many barriers Between burning skins. Perspiration beads roll becoming rivulets between my breasts. Breaths gasping out Moaning names and pleas into open mouths. Grasping fingers clutch handfuls of need, Pulling, writhing, desperate for one more Always. Yearning, straining to reach the peak of Technicolor passion. (c) 2006 D. R. Hyden sorta speaks for itself... whaddya think? D
Technical Itch @ The Comfort Zone
Promoter: Abstract DNB Date & Time: Saturday, November 4, 2006 - 10:00pm to 5:00am Lineup: Technical Itch [ Penetration | Tech Freaks | U.K. ] Capital J [ Wikkid Recs | CAN ] Mystical Influence [ Vinyl Syndicate | CAN ] D-Syfa [ Impure | Abstract | Theory | Dubplate Special | GME | CAN ] Hosted By... MC JD [ Dubplate Special | CAN ] Venue: Comfort Zone, 480 Spadina Ave. Map It Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Info: http://www.abstractdnb.com Admission: $20 before 11:30 // $25 after Music: Jungle Extras: Licensed Area, Concessions, All Ages, 500 Capacity, 1 Room(s), Special/Rave
Tech Support
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5. and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate Reply from the Technical Side: Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed Husband 1.0 should then automatically
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Tech Support's Issues...
Me to tech support: Since the name change, I've been getting an error saying my session has expired fairly frequently upon leaving user comments. Tech support's entire reply: http://www.cherrytap.com/blog/2111/67856 My reply back: Done it. And still finding it an issue. The condescending reply back: Drink a beer and chill out for a bit. When you are chille dout, follow my step Miss Angel. You must be cutting corners somewhere. And my last reply: Nope. No corners being cut. And no need to chill. I'm not complaining, just reporting an issue like a good little user. As such, it seems to be happening mostly, if not always, when I rate the user first then comment. So, that's what I'll be doing. But thought the info might help y'all figure out what the issue is. Even if you think it is a non-issue. ~*~ The fact is that I am no newbie to this stuff. I'd already cleared three times before I even talked to support. And I really wasn't bitching about it. Having be
Tech Support
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources . In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6. I can\'t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I\'m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn\'t work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... _____________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also im
Technology Day 2 Lol
Well i got it to work with sound recorder in windows but no go with gizmo. Didn't get around to trying with skype yet, though i might have to download the voip driver that is available for the headset. I'm really starting to think about getting back into IRC. I think its because I am working on that project of mine and used a client called xchat to test it. I used to use mirc, which is a good client, but i wanted to see what the python clients were like. Obviously i liked it, otherwise i wouldn't using it. Still I'll do some more work on my project and then work on the front end. I have nothing against any of the IM clients but sometimes its nice to just drop into a channel and join a conversation with loads of other people. I think this all started because yahoo started to play up. Ok i could have switched client but i have used the big ones and i just don't like the feel of them, strange as that may sound.
Tech Support
yanno i really hate when you call tech support and you get someone on the other end that has an EXTREMLY THICK accent. now dont get me wrong, i believe anyone should be able to do anyjob and all that kinda good stuff i'm not for discrimination, but lets get real here people. you DONT put a blind man as a taxi cab driver... let them do something else for the company but DONT PUT THEM ON THE PHONE sheesh.. half of the conversation is " huh?" "excuse me?" "what did you say?" "i didnt understand you?" and then THEY got nerve enough to get mad at YOU because you dont understand them. and it gets more and more common everyday. i dont even remember the last time i talked to someone over the phone for help that spoke plain ole english that i could understand... that just chaps my ass
Tech N9ne
Who's goin?? See whoever at the chameleon club on thurs, n crock rock on dec 4th. BOUT TA BUBBLE
Tech - Support
This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills! If you skip any, you have to read the last one! Unbelievable, but supposedly all true!!!! ================================= Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.... =============== Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? =============== Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I 'm not Bill Gates.
Techno, And My Fat Ass
well, tonight, i danced around a lot, to techno... yay for techno... and worked out some, well, a while actually... i probably should some more... my poor fat ass is so out of shape it's not even funny... poor me... it's not even funny.... I am like, hello?!?!?! I used to be so tiny and cute, what the fuck happened to me?!?!?! OOOHHH right i had kids that is what happened... i got fat when i had the kids, it sucks ass... i mean like oh my god... hello? I used to be so pretty... and now i feel like a fat heffer... MOO baby MOO.... i mean seriously... how does this shit happen??? And why the fuck wont it go away?!?!?!? MMMOOO.... Anyways~ my daughter did my hair tonight... it's in a ponytail with a bunch of little hair deals in it... it looks, so.... WONDERFUL... *lol* i look ilke a 4 year old did my hair *lol* gotta luv kids!!! Anyways, onto my scott section... he is so awesome!!! i love chatting with him... he makes me happy! He's actually NICE to me, and talks to me about OTHER
Tech Support Lmao
The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honours the servant and has forgotten the gift. ~ Albert Einstein Dear Tech Support Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6 no longer run , crashing the system whenever selected. I can\'t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I\'m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn\'t work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User. (KEEP READING) ______________________________________ > REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common p
* Techniques For Upgrading Dna *!*
* TECHNIQUES FOR UPGRADING DNA * This meditation is to show you how to activate the DNA within you. Breathe deeply. Check your breathing. Are you breathing from both your chest and your diaphragm? Fill not only your chest but your belly too. Take deep breaths. When you exhale, push out as much of the air as you can. Push out so much air that you have no choice but to inhale in reflex. Bring in so much air that you have no more room to put it. You might begin to feel a little lightheaded. Don't worry about that. Bring the energy into the crown of your head. Ask specifically for the highest vibration of light that your physical body can handle. I want you to know that you are surrounded by angels right now. Their wings are outstretched, surrounding and protecting you as you breathe in this tremendous energy. Breathe in this light deeply again, activating the prana in the air you are taking in. Feel the additional oxygen in your blood going throughout your body. Feel your ci
Technologic
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, Trash it, change it, melt - upgrade it, Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it, Snap it, work it, quick - erase it, Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it, Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it, Lock it, fill it, curl it, find it, View it, coat it, jam - unlock it, Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it, Cross it, crack it, twitch - update it, Name it, rate it, tune it, print it, Scan it, send it, fax - rename it, Touch it, bring it, obey it, watch it, Turn it, leave it, stop - format it. [2x] Technologic [4x] Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, Trash it, change it, melt - upgrade it, Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it, Snap it, work it, quick - erase it, Write it, cut it, paste it, save it, Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it, Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it, Lock it, fill it, curl it, find it, View it, coat it, jam - un
Tech N9ne~im A Playa
Tech N9ne] Mothafucka I'm a playa {*18X*} [Chorus] I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm a playa, I'm a playa I'm a playa, I'm a playa, I'm a playa Oh oh oh I'm a playa (Ya, Tecca Nina is a playa) [Tech N9ne] If you see me lookin clean cut Matchin from head to toe dippin with a mean strut Throwin and blowin green stuff Hella creamed up with the bling cuff Ain't no wicked we can kick it if you blue or beamed up If you see me step off in the clubber with some pros With about six of em cut no longer waitin to be chosen If you hear me tell my homies anything goes With these chickens dippin to Davy's right when the clubber close If you see me on the grind gettin mine If you bust in a room and find me hittin yours from behind If you hear me bustin rhymes, rippin each and every time If I got it at capacity and you still got a line If I'm rollin on dubs, if it's K-town bud If they showin me love with a red rug at the club If you see them haters givin me mugs L
Tech N9ne~tormented
(1st Verse) One for the devil, two for my God Father please forgive me while I rock this broad Tormented I've been lovin' coochie since it was Invented Ask me does it get me yes it does Feels lovely Pink or brown without even with fuzz They love me All up on me off up in the club Addicted Gotta get her off in the room get her out them Panties Get wicked Get her in the bed real quick get hit with a Whammy Can't shake it Try to pass it by but homey I Can't make it If it was non-existent I would die Stay with me I don't want to ever let it go A quickie Beat it down like I'm Riddick Bo Real stiffly We can do it fast or even slow I'll lift thee Up on the bed or on the floor Obsessed with Pussy coochie nani on my mind God bless it Hit it from the front or from behind Get naked I'm horny baby don't you waste my time Don't mess with Psycho alpha schizo Techn9ne (CHORUS) Tormented Money women liquor hella drugs Tormented Lookin' at me from afa
Tech N9ne Concert
sweet ass fuckin time tonight, down in milwaukee I met Tech N9ne, Krizz Kaliko and Kutt Calhoun, and I got all three of their autographs, and Tech N9ne autographed my cd too, no biggie I know cuz he was signing everything but it means a lot to me... I met a lot of juggalo's and a lot of posers today and suprisingly a guy twice my size had a hard time moving me but I pushed him and he just toppled over, stupid ppl underestimate me, Absolute Power baby... I met up with some old friends and got a lot of hugs from them, I got a lot of pics that will be goin up later once I get my batteries charged cuz the batteries that I bought today died already... a lot of girls were hittin' on me but I was just turnin them down, girls were bumpin me but I just stood like a brick wall, so they walked away, this one girl almost fell down so she grabbed the back of my shirt so I put my arm around her back and helped her back up and she hugged me so I hugged her back and she wanted to kiss me but I just sm
Technical Support
OK, I don't want to get anyone mad at me for stating what I have to put on here. Quite often, I have been asked for help with computer problems, by various people. The first time I am asked for help, I don't mind giving it for no charge. But if people keep coming back to me and asking for more help, isn't it fair to charge a small fee for my services? I have over 15 years of experience in the computer field, and I have the ability and knowledge to fix almost any computer problem put in front of me. Most independent technical support people charge in the area of $70-$80/hr for their services. I am Dell certified, and I have every right to charge that amount, but I try to play the nice guy and cut that price in half, and typically charge $40/hr for providing technical support. I have a verbal guarantee that if I am unable to repair a problem placed in front of me within the first hour, I will not charge for my time. To this point, there haven't been many times where I was unabl
Tech Support By Foamy!!!
LOVE THIS FUCKING SQUIRREL!
Tech Support For Men
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6. I can\'t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I\'m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn\'t work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... _____________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
[tech] Nokia N95
Source iTWire ( http://www.itwire.com.au/content/view/10709/127/ ) The N95 has been described as "probably the best equipped handheld device on the market anywhere," and according to one report a leading UK retailer is restricting buyers to one unit when the N95 goes on sale on 1 April. The N95 is a 3G WCDMA device with support HSDPA, WiFi and EDGE networks. It has built-in stereo speakers, a standard 3.5 mm audio connector, support for compatible microSD memory cards and 3D graphics. It runs Nokia's S60 software on Symbian OS. The GPS functionality works with the Nokia Maps application (www.smart2go.com) that includes maps for more than 150 countries. According to Nokia, these enable users to explore the world, find specific routes or locate services such as restaurants and hotels and cove more than 15 million points of interest. Users can also purchase additional features, such as city guides and voice guided navigation. Full technical specifications at www.nseries.com/n95.
[tech] Xbox 360 Elite On Sale April 29
Source iTWire { http://www.itwire.com.au/content/view/10876/1092/ } Dubbed the Xbox 360 Elite, this will be a third SKU to run alongside the Core and Premium Xbox 360 configurations already on the market. The Elite will feature 120GB HDD, HDMI port and cable, component and composite cables plus and audio adapter for use with HDMI. One rumour confirmed as not being part of this bundle is the smaller (cooler) 65nm chipset, built in HD-DVD drive or IPTV support. April 29 is the North American launch of the Elite Xbox 360 with a striking matt black design, with matching black controller and optional black battery packs. For US$479.99 US and Canadian customers can pick up the Elite Xbox 360, for the rest of us, in other regions, we will have to wait for a further announcement. Microsoft will also offer the 120 HDD separately for existing Xbox 360 owners (oh Joy!) at a cost of US $179.99 (Yikes!)
[tech] Ibm Developing How-to Wiki
Source cNET { http://news.com.com/IBM+developing+wiki+how-to+tool/210-1046_3-6171905.html?tag=nefd.top } SAN DIEGO--IBM's Almaden Research Lab is developing a Wikipedia-like tool for how-to knowledge that would help people automate repetitive tasks performed on the Web, such as filling out forms or paying bills. Tessa Lau, a developer at the San Jose, Calif.-based lab, demonstrated the technology called Koala at ETech, a four-day conference on emerging technology running here this week. IBM's been developing Koala, a Firefox Web browser plug-in, over the last year. The lab has yet to release it widely to the public. "We looked at the boring stuff we have to do on the Web, like checking the Comcast bill every month, and then paying it," Lau said. Koala "allows you to script really mundane tasks (like that) on the Web and share your script with others. It lets you share knowledge about how to do stuff in the world." Here's how it works: the Koala plug-in shows up in the left-
[tech] Patent Law Rift
Source cNet { http://news.com.com/Tech+companies%2C+investors+clash+over+patent+law/2100-1028_3-6171866.html?tag=nefd.top } WASHINGTON--A rift has arisen among larger technology companies and smaller venture capital firms over whether dramatic changes to U.S. patent law are necessary. The differences in opinion played out during a Thursday hearing here in the U.S. House of Representatives Small Business Committee, which doesn't have the power to write patent laws but aimed to explore the small-business implications of Congress' ongoing push for sweeping changes in the area. Large technology players such as Oracle, Microsoft and eBay have lamented what some call a "broken" U.S. patent system prone to the rise of so-called "trolls" who sit on broad or obvious patents to extort exorbitant settlements from deep-pocketed companies like theirs. But the legal changes those companies advocate have garnered mixed reviews from some smaller start-ups, particularly venture capital firms.
[tech] Moo Cards
Source cNet { http://news.com.com/Web+2.0+business+cards+sport+photos%2C+avatars/210-41025_3-6171860.html?tag=nefd.top } NEW YORK--If you ever wondered, the physical measurements of Web 2.0 are 28 by 70 millimeters. It happens that those are the measurements of Moo cards, a new take on the centuries-old business card that's becoming the "secret handshake" of the Web 2.0 set. Moo cards At the Virtual Worlds 2007 conference here, and at other recent geek-heavy events like South by Southwest, the Game Developers Conference and the Technology, Entertainment and Design (TED) conference, as well as for months in blogger-heavy circles, people have been busy handing out Moo cards. The smoothly laminated cards are a fraction of the conventional 86- by 54-millimeter business cards and have contact information on the front and personal, customizable photographs on the back. Plus, because of their small size, there are 52 Moo cards per sheet of paper, rather than 22 per sheet for trad
[tech] Ibm Social Network
Source cNet { http://news.com.com/IBMs+Many+Eyes+project+seeks+stats+freaks/2100-1008_3-6171756.html?tag=nefd.top } AMBRIDGE, Mass.--Many Eyes, the data-sharing site from the Visual Communication Lab at IBM, is getting more social. The Many Eyes Web site, in public alpha since January, enables people to upload data sets from common delineated files, such as an Excel file, then go through a few clicks to make it visual and available to all. Images: Many Eyes for 'seeing' data There are 15 different types of data charts, called visualizations, that can further be manipulated by viewers to search and parse for different views and more specific data subsets. Users can upload their own data set, and also choose others' data sets to visualize. The idea behind the site is that people who have a common interest in certain types of data can come together on the Internet as they do with music, movies and video. The group hopes that it will be a place for researchers to make contact,
Technobabble For Music Gear Nerds
It was my birthday a few days ago and i got some cool new stuff to use for music making. I bought a Roland Micro-cube guitar amp mainly to use at home for practise purposes, all my other amps are too loud for home use but this one is just perfect. I also bought a Line6 filter modeling pedal that sound really cool, it will be probably be replacing my Electro Harmonix bass synth in the pedal chain, the EH bass synth is really fragile and has only one available sound but this filter pedal can remember four different settings, cool shit! Digital modeling of old analog gear tends to piss off some of the old scool gear nerds, and while its true that the old stuff tends to sound just a tiny bit better than the digital stuff i think its impossible to tell whether someone is using the old stuff or the new stuff when the sound has been blended into the context of a song where a lot of musical instruments are going at it at the same time.
Technopagan?
You may be a TechnoPagan if... If your athame has a SCSI interface... If your OBE's begin with a netsplit... If your priest robes conceal a pocket protector... If you calculate the phases of the moon with Windows '95... If your altar has a keyboard... If drawing down a circle is a POST (power on self test)... If you call the Watch Towers on your cell-tell... If you do most of your correspondence by email and sign off with Blessed Be... If you don't call it a ritual, you call it a Macro... If you end a circle with Ctl-Alt-Del... If you have ever attached ribbons to a May Pole using a staple gun... If you invite the God and Goddess to come online... If you keep a Disk of Shadows (with encrypted backups)... If you participate in online rituals more than you do FTF... If you refer to eclectic ritual as cross-platforming... If your Beltane ritual includes more than one news group... If your candles have batteries... If
Techology Woes...
Read this last month...been awhile since I've been moved by prose... Technologies of the soul tend to be simple, bodily, slow, and related to the heart as much as the mind. Everything around us tells us we should be mechanically sophisticated, electronic, quick, and informational in our expressiveness--an exact antipode* to the virtues of the soul. It is no wonder, then, that in an age of telecommunications--which, by the way, literally means 'distant connections'--we suffer symptoms of the loss of the soul. We are being urged from every side to become efficient rather than intimate.** ...I think I need to go the laundromat more often. *antipode=opposite **from Soul Mates by Thomas Moore
Technology For Country Folk
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Tech Support (joke)
This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills! ================================= Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one. =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No , wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk...Sorry. =============== Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? =============== Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates. =============== Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't pr
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Dear Technical Support, 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends t
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Technical Problem Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Goingtothepub 7.5 , and Softball 3.6. I can\'t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I\'m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn\'t work on Wife 1.0 .. Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... ____________ _________ _________ _______ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also
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Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity, applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Golfing 3.6. I can\'t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I\'m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn\'t work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, Troubled User _____________________________________ Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a utilities and entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.
Techniques
More from http://www.xeromag.com/fvbdsm_scenarios.html Techniques Adding realism to scenarios Many scenarios include the submissive being taken by "force". One fun technique that can make this more fun is to buy cheap clothing from a thrift store that can be torn, sliced, or cut off the submissive. Cheap, disposable clothing can lend a fun air of realism to the scenario. Extended Bondage For people who like bondage, one thing that can be fun is to have the submissive sleep bound. This is most easily done if the submissive's hands and feet are bound together; extended bondage in one position (as, for example, if the submissive were tied to the bed) can become quite uncomfortable. Note that if you do this, you should not leave the submissive in a room alone, and you should bind the submissive in a way which can be released quickly in case the house catches fire ! Extended Penetration With practice, it is possible to train a person's body to ac
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Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... ____________ _________ _________ _______ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by
Tech Support (it's A Long One,but Worth It)
Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and I can't get through; can you help?" Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?" Customer: "It's on the door of your business." Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we are open." +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Samsung Electronics Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?" Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about." Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?" Operator: "I think it means the telephone plug on the wall." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- RAC Motoring Services Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia?" Operator: "Does the product name give you a clue?" --------------------
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Technology: The Future And What To Do About It.
Technology: The future and what to do about it. Karaoke 24/7 The intoxicating appeal of singing online. By Michelle Tsai Posted Tuesday, July 10, 2007, at 11:56 AM ET I've always felt uncomfortable living my life online. I have a MySpace profile, but it's empty. I don't blog. And I won't post pictures on Flickr if they feature me or anyone I know. But recently, I learned that I'm not completely opposed to Internet exhibitionism. When it comes to online karaoke, I'm a microphone-hogging fame whore. SingShot is, basically, a social network for people who think they can carry a tune. When I logged on for the first time, I found a karaoke sanctum where fanatics gushed over one another's songs, made friends (Hi, Vanee!), and thanked their fans with bizarre, New Age-y monologues. The site also tracks each song's vitals—how many times it's recorded, which members sang their own versions, and how those renditions were rated. At first, I felt embarrassed for everyone. Who were thes
Tech Support Irony..
so.. i work tech support during the day - getting peoples internet working... right? so heres some irony for ya.. i get home tonight and my comp screen says 'over clocking failed - press f1 to resume setup'.. and im like wtf?? overclocking?? i dont overclock anything... its generally a completely foolish thing to do - unless maybe youve got a super top of the line comp that can handle it.. i reboot my computer -- it boots up - and it says 'new hardware found - ethernet controller'?? what.. omg its not recognizing my ethernet controller now... well.. so i got two options - search for a driver in my windows folder or... connect to the internet to get a driver there (ok.. first off you CANT connect to the internet if you have no driver for your ethernet card.. you have no network) -- so i have it search my windows32 folder for a driver... none found. so.. the only way ill be able to get a driver is to find someone who has the internet - download the damn driver onto a disk - an
Technology Sucks!!!
Technology sucks!!!.... Well, until you need it and it’s not available. I had to break down my studio including my computer and move everything into the unfinished part of the basement to have new carpet laid. Last night I reconnected all my computer equipment and when I pressed the power button nothing happened. My computer is pretty old and has been running very slowly and now it appears to be completely fried. I had everything on there, all my digital illustrations, photos of my paintings, photos of my daughter, my vacation pictures, all my music, Adobe Photoshop, and Adobe Illustrator. All of this is now trapped inside my hard drive and probably forever entombed. I knew this day would eventually come but not this soon. I was hoping my computer would have lasted until I got a replacement, but I am no where near financially able to achieve this. I’m not technologically savvy and I resisted getting a computer in the nineties, but it got to a point where it was necessary. I hate
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Technosaurus By Kevin Wasden And Darwin A Garrison
Now I really like Kevin Wasdens comic Technosaurus, its in for the top 100 comics so I voted hope you will to its excellent work, here is the link to the rest of the comic, please go vote for them they are in the top 100 comics  
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I was just reading an article about how technology is ruining kids lives. And I can sympathize with it. In fact, I think technology is ruining everyone’s lives. As a society, I believe we’re less patient now. In the old days we would get our information from weekly or monthly magazines, or even the daily paper. None of which is updated on the fly. Now, with web pages, we expect all information to be up to the second. And when we learn that there’s a new movie being made, we want to see it now, not later. We torment ourselves reading everything we can about these things and then we bitch mercilessly when they don’t show up. As an underage boy, back in the day, you had to work at getting a glimpse of a naked woman. It meant scavenging through your parents room, the garage, the back shed or the workroom looking for your dad’s hidden stash of Playboy’s. If he didn’t have any, or your parents were divorced and you were living with mom, you had to settle for not-at-all-sexy ph
Technology Today
Three women..one german, one japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The german woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager", she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm". A few minutes later, a phone rang. The japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. So she stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The hillbilly woman finally said, "Well will you look at that, I'm gettin' a fax."
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i color the sky with you. i let you choose the blue. REL
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Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going To The Pub 7.5, and Softball 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... _____________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men often complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to dele
Tech Issues
Laptop just went down. No idea as to how fatal it will be or what it will cost to get it back up. My whole world is locked up in there. Nothing I can do now, but see what happens. Figures, I spend my life watching out for others, and forget to care for myself. So typical, so ironic ... but life goes on.
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Technically Non-supportive
The folks at technical support where I work are pretty fucking amazing. I call them daily. Sometimes hourly. And they, like Amy, can always answer my questions. Sometimes they will remotely nab my mouse and fix the problem for me. Other times they will just guide me through whatever steps are necessary. I've even started calling them when I have non-technical support questions. "My secretary's gone. Any idea how to fax a document?" "Will I need a coat to go to lunch?" "What percentage of people look at porn while they're at work?" The technical support people are, with one exception, some of the most efficient, helpful people I know. The exception is Mitch. I met Mitch last week when I had a question about my second computer monitor. Mitch responded slowly, then suggested that he might have to come to my office to take a look at it. I told him that would be fine. Mitch hobbled into my office ten minutes later, reeking of stale cigarettes, a long gray ponytail draped
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I have 2 tickets to see Tech N9ne in St Louis on Nov 8th at The Pageant. If any male between 25-38 is interested in going with me, hit me up so we can talk. Angie 314-481-1854
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Technical Difficulties
Well my darklings here's the latest in the website updates and saga of Jezebel Tempting.Due to some technical difficulties the website should be Beta launching by mid November.I'm so glad that I'm not having to do all the bloody coding...lol My production company is on top of the issue and is busting balls(nearly quite literally) to resolve the technical issues. I can't wait to for you all to join and see the all naughty things I get into.The site is going to be a paysite.It will have pics and videos.It will also have video blogs and written blogs.Once or twice a month I will be in the chatroom on the site for live interaction discussions.Not just typing in a chatroom.... oh no.. that's not good enough for all my darklings but live webcam chats;)(The webcam chats will be clothed and I will not be doing any live demonstrations or scenes at this time) As these technical issues are worked out I am always busy creating new things to be added to the site as far as content goes.Yo
Techo Or Psywave.
Yep moving from hip hop to that . I CAN STILL SAY WHAT I WANT . But i love beat and harmony . Fuck words . i like to escape on the melody , and the bass. So when i get my computer i will do just that. i might put words to it . depending on how i feel .
Technology For Country Folk
Technically...clear Heels
So yes, you could call them strippers. I prefer to term it, Burlesque. Or even acrobatics with nudity. haha Whatever it is, Gravity Plays Favorites, I kinda dig.
Technologically Sound Peeps?
Is there a way to add music to pics that I just haven't figured out yet?
Tech 2008
The Technology Coming to a Gadget Near You By Dan Tynan, PC World Tech gear in 2008 will be cleaner, greener, and more connected than ever. Here's a peek at what's coming around the corner. When it comes to the "next big thing," I'm usually pretty skeptical. (It's from all those years I've spent trying to get gear to work as advertised.) But in 2008, we will see some long-promised technologies--like the connected home, truly smart "smart phones," and environmentally friendly tech--start to bloom. And even if they don't live up to all the hype, they'll make life a lot more interesting. In 2008 you'll see more devices connecting to the Internet and to one another. Expect your next portable media player to have a browser and Wi-Fi built in, à la the iPod Touch or the Archos 605, says analyst Rob Enderle, principal for The Enderle Group. "If a gadget needs to grab data from somewhere and doesn't have an Internet connection, you're using last year's model," he adds. _______________
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Technology One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks." Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed tog
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Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a >>sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her >>forearm, and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. >> >> >>"That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my >>arm." >> >> >>A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm >>to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I >>have a microchip in my hand." >> >> >> >>The older woman felt very low tech. Not to be out done, she decided she >>had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and >>went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging >>from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. >> >> >>The older woman finally said........."Well, will you look at that... I'm >>getting a fax."
Tech Support ( Humor )
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6. I can\'t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications. I\'m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 ,but the uninstall doesn\'t work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... ____________ _________ _________ _______ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also im
Technofubarphilia - The Palm Centro And Fubar
For about a month now I have had a Palm Centro PDA and I thought someone out there might find the following information interesting, or even useful should they be so torn in their choice of a PDA that something as trivial as its browser capacities on a site like Fubar could play a determining factor. Picture it, you're not at home, away from your desktop, bored out of your mind, not lugging around a laptop thats going to take 5-10 minutes to start up and connect to the internet, you pull out your Palm Centro and are smart enough to have an unlimited data usage plan, and you go to Fubar... here is what i have discovered about the Centro's capabilities on Fubar 1. The Centro will not store your password the way your desktop or laptop will; you'll have to type it anew each time to enter the site. 2. You will not be able to see your friend/family/fan lists from your home page. To do so you will need to click the public view of your profile page. You can, however, see recent pro
Technology..we Have Come A Long Way
Technology has come a loooooooooong way from when I was a kid. Hell I remember when a simple See and Say kept me busy for hours. "The Cow says Moooooooooooooooooooooo" How did that thing work? It just facinated me that something so small had so many sounds in it and where the hell did that voice come from? Hell I'm thinking now who would record their voice for something like that and did they get any royalties for all those machines they made and distrubted? But I digress.... Now a days they have leapfrog pads for kids and hand held computers. Telephones...used to have cords and most people had what we called party lines. That is when you shared a phone line with others in your neighborhood to cut down on cost. And if you were real quiet you could listen to the local gossip by bitty ol ladies who had nothing better to do but talk about other peoples lifes. And when people called you and asked "Where are you!" You could officially give them their dumb ass sign because they called you
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Mujibar was trying to get a job in India The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all thetests,except one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for thisjob.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow,Pinkand Green .' Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager,I am ready.' The manager said, 'Go ahead.' Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink itup and say, Yellow , this is Mujibar.' Mujibar now works at a call center. No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- INSTALLING A HUSBAND Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as AFL 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no! avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ..................................................................... Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: '
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Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6. I can\'t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I\'m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn\'t work on Wife 1.0 . Please help! Thanks, Troubled User..... _____________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
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TECH SUPPORT Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "I Thought You Loved Me.exe" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed,
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When it comes to computers, technical people have got to be the worst. (Or least on par with someone who asks "Where's the 'Any' key?" A good many of them think "Oh noes, I can't have the standard installation, thats for regular (l)users! So they tweak, and they change things, and they download crap, then things don't work like they are supposed to. Now for the ones that take the attitude "I broke it, I'll fix it" that's not a problem, but those type I never see. It's the ones that totally hose things up that are always coming up and bothering me. It's not my job to support individuals, there are over twenty five people at lower levels who have responsibility for that. Yet I get all sorts of people walking up asking me to do stupid crap. Don't they know they are cutting into my Fubar time?
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Letter to complaint dept. Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software, severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower, and jewelry applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalls many other valuable programs such as DinnerDancing 7.5, CruiseShip 2.3, and OperaNight 6. 1 and installs new, undesirable programs such as PokerNight 1.3, SaturdayFootball 5.0, Golf 2.4 and ClutterEverywhere 4.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and invariably crashes the system. Under no circumstances will it run DiaperChanging 14.1 or HouseCleaning 2.6. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Husband 1.0, but this all purpose utility is of limited effectiveness. Can you help please!!!! Jane Dear Jane: This is a very common problem women complain about, but is mo
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Your result for The Techie Test...The Techie Well, you did it. You have ascended to that highest level. You don't just use technology, you don't just have a basic knowledge of how it works... you bend it to your very will. You don't use technology... you control it. You have a questioning nature, and you love to know what makes things tick. This is the mark of the true tech-head. It's no good simply being able to make use of someone elses creation, unless you can make it yourself. You've probably made at least your own website, and possible your own web server. You build your own computers, and own at least 2. You know the word "mod" means more than just Counterstrike. Heck, there's a chance that you've never PLAYED Counterstrike... such things are beneath you. A new frontier has been building the last few decades, and you're riding the crest of the wave. But to stay on top like this takes a focussed mind... too focused, often. You risk losing track of what's really rea
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Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.(and NASCAR 500.0) Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'I Thought You Loved Me.exe' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 shou
Tech Help Please
Ok, so my son's have screwed up their system. They'd been playing WOW for several days, and so one of them thought he'd restart the system and got several blue screens. Each time the message was the same but saying something else had gone wrong. I took a pic of one of the screens. Have any of you seen this and is there any way around formatting the hd? They system used to be mine and I neglected to take pictures off of it before giving it to the boys. I hate to lose all those pictures. Any and all help is greatly appreciated.
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Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs , such as: · Romance 9.5 and · Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as · College Football 6.0, NFL24-7, LandscapingPro 4.0 · Major League Baseball 3.0 and · Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs at all, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. · Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate. DEAR DESPERATE, First, keep in mind, · Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while · Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install
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There comes a revolution of knowledge. We see the evidence with each new technological invention's heightened capacity to store and send information. New technologies are on the horizon that will render all we know now obsolete. Our current ability to send information via satellite by microwaves is about to be dwarfed by laser technology. This new innovation will allow us to send and process information one hundred times faster than we do today. Imagine the technological evolution our society will experience as a result within the next fifty years. To the generation I grew up in we measured our computer's memory storage and processing capabilities in Kilobytes, then later in Megabytes. Today's generation measures in Gigabytes. Once Laser technology is implemented humanity will be transferring data in Terabytes and possibly Petabytes. The technological revolution is here and the future holds exciting possibilities. The information highway is about to become more assessable t
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Before there was several Silhouettes, there was one - and it existed strictly on paper. It was A.U. 0027, 5 years before the Silhouette Project was green lit for full research and development and 8 years before the Holy Crimson Uprising could begin - and Rinoa Harrison had just finished designing her newest project, the ATMF-5700 Beowulf III. Seeing her work being put to use by totally inept pilots who couldn't hit the broadside of a barn without a tactical aiming guide - and without her input by the organization using them - Harrison decided to design a Battle Suit that would be fitting for only the very best of pilots. This Battle Suit was the S81 Chevalier, and it was a design to truly be feared. In addition to being maneuverable beyond belief, it's raw speed matched it's agility. Sporting gatling-style machine cannons, head-mounted CIWS, and beam blades, it's firepower was topped by incredibly powerful Hyper Beam Rifles, capable of wiping out entire swarms of Battle Suits in a sing
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Technology Challenged Ex's
As some of you know, my ex wife suddenly got married after a 2 month engagement, and wanted to take my 3 kids with her to live with this guy in Texas. I naturally opposed, but she got really nasty with me and the kids. There wasn't a day that went by last month that I didn't get at least 20 text messages from her threatening to sue my ass in court until I was homeless, etc etc etc. My oldest son is on her cell phone plan, and he received a text message from T-Mobile yesterday that said "Your changes have been applied to your account" He called his mom, my ex, and asked her what was happening. Apparently, all that texting she did to me last month with her threats and such? Yea, she didn't have unlimited texting on her phone. Her phone bill was $600.00. Poetic justice indeed.
Tech Support, I Didnt Write, Found On Internet
 Woman's note to Tech Support: Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0, and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5. Much to my surprise, Husband 1.0 contained additional undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, and ESPN 2.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix the problems, to no avail. What can I do? Response from Tech Support: First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try installing Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. Remember, overuse of the above applications can cause a default to Grump
Techniques For Lovers
There's nothing quite as remarkable and unforgettable as the exchange of an amazing kiss. The meeting of lips can evoke such a myriad of emotions and communicate your desires in a way that nothing else can quite compare. Even better, when you've got the skills, your lips become a weapon in the war of passion and lust. If you're ready to tease and torture your love to a passionate exchange of heavy lip-locking, consider these tips and ideas. Want to get down to the nitty gritty of kissing like a sex goddess? First, start with the key elements to a great kiss -- pressure, duration, texture, and relaxation. Pressure When it comes to pressure, you don't want to smash your lips into each other, but you don't want to feel like you're kissing air either. Find a happy medium that allows you to vary your intensity from gentle to passionate, depending on the mood. Duration The duration of the kiss should correlate to the mood you are trying to create. If you want to be a teasing ta
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I happened to take a look around and was very surprised about the amount of technology that surrounds me.              Now, background.  Married, working class with two kids, both my wife & I work and partake in higher learning.  We rent, struggle from payday to payday and spend a lot of time trying to figure out how to get ahead.             As I sit here, typing these words on my PC, I realize I’m surrounded by electronics that have become “essential” to our life.  Two cell phones (and about six old, unactivated ones that we keep, just in case), iPod, Zune, wireless color laser printer, 42” flat screen, laptop, net book, DVD player, PS2 and Wii.  Let’s not forget the wireless internet connection for everything, the satellite HD receiver and all the software for these pieces to work together.             Where did the last decade go?             Wander back 10 years.  Y2K was a rapidly fading memory.  Cell phones were just starting to offer texting. 
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It's tuesday the 2nd of August. I have 3 full days after today plus waking up saturday morning to fly home. This is the part where I say I can't wait to go home. Although that is true, I'm not as excited as I should be. No I'm not gonna miss this place or the people. But honestly most things are aggravating me right now. People here, food here, weather here, accomodations here, here. Even my own soldiers and friends are making me want to rip my hair out. Oh which reminds me, haircut on thursday or friday. There's only one person who does the opposite of all this right now and they know who they are. Before anyone asks, I'm not unhappy. I'm actually in a great mood all the time, but everyone else here with me is miserable and to look at them and listen to them just aggravates me lol. This is the part where I say Oh well only a few more days. ALthough this is also true, these days are taking forever, time is dragging. Haha today I asked what time it was and guessed 5pm, it
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Technology: Breath Analysis For Diagnostics
More on November24.info February 1 2012, exhaled Breath is charged with different substances coming directly from the Blood through the Lungs.Substances that by their Nature and Amount can actually say almost everything about The State of Health of a Patient.The Breath Analysis Technology has been develloped by an Israeli Company: Exalenz Bioscience.The Technology is for now used for Clinical Research, but can be also used to Diagnoticate Patients in Health Centres, Hospitals and Clinics, the system helps identify Digestive and more precisely Liver conditions: Liver which is a major Organ in the Body, Organ that if Failing can have serious Consequences.Most Liver Patients are Chronic, and this non-Invasive Diagnostics Device can avoid Difficult Surgery and often Save them from a Painful and Dangerous Liver Failure. Liver is Metabolism: The Transformation of Food into usable Material for the Body's Cells and The Elimination of Waste. More in the Sources... Sources: "MFA:http://www.mf
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------- Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed  that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a  lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing th
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Unabhängig davon, ob Sie die Schnittstelle mit dem Computer oder sogar Organisation Schutz Techniken der Jagd, müssen Sie ein Gadget, das es allen erreichbaren hilft. Europas größter Laptop Hersteller Hewlett-Packard hat seine Computer-Einkommen reduziert 20 über Prozent sehr letzten Quartal, obwohl Dell Inc., HP wichtigsten Rivalen, beobachteten Produktverkäufe um Käufer Einbruch 7.five Prozent anerkannt, dass Umsatz fiel unter anderem aufgrund Wettbewerb mit den iPad und andere Tabletten. Mit kompletten High Definition-Wiedergabe, ein HDMI-Ausgang und mit Kameras vorne und hinten, packt die PlayBook eine Menge in einem kleinen Raum. (dual sim handy) Darüber hinaus erhalten Sie einen Remote-Griff, der auf Infrarot technologische Innovation arbeitet. Sind Bibliophilen in der Hand-held-Computing-Produkte, die meisten auch groß, um in der Tasche oder Handtasche haben fasziniert, oder sind sie zufrieden mit bescheidenen e-Besuchern, dass sie ihre Romane zu studieren, untersuchen für Kurs
14 Techniques To Create Organization Thank You Cards
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Business office transferring is often rather hard in addition to frenzied process. A lot of responsibilities are there on remaining hair over the duration involving work environment transferring. Merely transferring is just not the position associated while using work environment transferring; nevertheless you have to deal with for a few components. You should generate the particular back-up of information in addition to documents. You should get ready that may help you accomplish transferring with little time period. Associated with you may number of years for this reason, a lot of the get the job done embark on end? You should spend the particular individuals whether there is no longer working. Consequently, keep these items in addition to decide to undertake transferring through day or two. Ahead of transferring, ensure in which an additional work environment possesses each of the standard amenities in which you are likely to need. Just like amenities might be mineral water provid
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Tech Support Dear Tech Support:    Last year I upgraded from my Boyfriend 5.0 software program version to Husband  1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in  the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend  5.0.    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as  Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs  such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs,  and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3  to fix these problems, to no avail.    What can I do?    Signed,    Desperate          RESPONSE FROM TECH SUPPORT FOR MEN:      Dear Desperate:      First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0  is an Operating System. Try to enter the command:    "C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME"    to download Tears 6.2, which should automaticall
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I am having technical difficulties today. It won't last forever. I know things will get better. If I could remember that, it would be so nice. I try to live like I type. That is me, I think ya all know you can either accept me or bicker like a 6 year old.  I was told I had to wait on getting my laptop. I am not that happy about that. I was just going to try getting the other laptop to work. Just figures, ya know, I am thinking things will get better and something takes place. Grrrr... thats okay, I am staying positive. That is the best I can do and hope you are having better luck. I find the better luck that other people have proves to me that it is out there somewhere, waiting to be had. Take it easy, I will try an complete a true miracle an get the laptop at least working somewhat. I miss the easy life.... rest my love, at ease and feel free to expand your mind.
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Ted Aka Highly Explosive
im puting this here due to the limited space we have on the about me space on the main page becuse there ias alot about me i want to put on here which icant on my profile lol. ___________________________________________________ My real name is Ted Ochsenhirt, iam 55 years young (no one ever gets old) and i live in Tacoma Washington. I was born and raised here at McChord AFB. my dad was an airforce pilot during the war and afterwards he stayed in till his retirement in 62 i believe, he then went to work for ther state of wa. as a GLC4 for cascadia Juvie Home in Puyallup which is now the Indian home for the Puyallup tribes.a GLC4 is what they called group life Counselor grade 4 which means hestayed in the small homes they had built back in the days where they kept the kids who broke the law or were runaways or whatever...then come home after their shifts. My mom was a cook in one of he restaurants where we lived, i diodisheswhen i was teen in there as well, and plus worked Goodwill
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"I haven't blocked out the past. I wouldn't trade the person I am, or what I've done - or the people I've known - for anything. So I do think about it. And at times it's a rather mellow trip to lay back and remember." -Ted Bundy "I just liked to kill, I wanted to kill." -Ted Bundy "I want to master life and death." -Ted Bundy "I'm the most cold-blooded sonofabitch you'll ever meet." -Ted Bundy "Possessing them physically as one would possess a potted plant, a painting, or a Porsche. Owning, as it were, this individual." -Ted Bundy "Since this girl in front of him represented not a person, but again the image, or something desirable, the last thing we would expect him to want to do would be to personalize this person. . . . Chattering and flattering and entertaining, as if seen through a motion picture screen." -Ted Bundy "Sometimes I feel like a vampire." -Ted Bundy "The fantasy that accompanies and generates the anticipation that
The Teddy Bear Is Dead!
Teddy Bear
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Teddy Bears
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Teddy Ice Cream Cake
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 2 hr 15 min Makes: 16 servings 2 qt. (8 cups) ice cream, any flavor 14 each TEDDY GRAHAMS Chocolate Graham Snacks and TEDDY GRAHAMS Cinnamon Graham Snacks 1 cup thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping 1/2 cup KRAFT Hot Fudge Microwavable Sundae Topping PACK ice cream firmly into 8- or 9-inch springform pan. Freeze 2 hours or until firm. UNMOLD ice cream layer onto serving plate just before serving. Press graham snacks into side of ice cream layer; top with whipped topping and chocolate topping. GARNISH with additional graham snacks, if desired. Store leftover dessert in freezer. KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS Size It Up This recipe is a kid's favorite. At 16 servings, it is just the right size to serve at a kid's party. How To Quickly Soften Ice Cream Microwave ice cream on MEDIUM-LOW (30%) 1 minute or until slightly softened. NUTRITION INFORMATION Nutrition (per serving) Calories 190 Total fat 10g Satur
Teddy Bear
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Teddy Bear Run Pics
I just added some pics from the Teddy Bear Run today... Tons of bikes everywhere....stupid me forgot the memory card for my digital, so I only have 10 pics... so you can't see how many bikes were really there.... pre-registration registerd 1,100 people.... so there were more than that!
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Teddy
As she stood in front of her 5th grade class on the very first day of school, she told the children an untruth. Like most teachers, she looked at her students and said that she loved them all the same. However, that was impossible, because there in the front row, slumped in his seat, was a little boy named Teddy Stoddard. Mrs. Thompson had watched Teddy the year before and noticed that he did not play well with the other children, that his clothes were messy and that he constantly needed a bath. In addition, Teddy could be unpleasant. It got to the point where Mrs. Thompson would actually take delight in marking his papers with a broad red pen, making bold X's and then putting a big "F" at the top of his papers. At the school where Mrs. Thompson taught, she was required to review each child's past records and she put Teddy's off until last. However, when she reviewed his file, she was in for a surprise. Teddy's first grade teacher wrote, "Teddy is a bright child with a r
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Teddy Bears
Let’s be Teddy Bears in our next life time. Everybody loves them and nobody cares if they’re fat. The older they get the more valueable they become. Learn to listen like a Teddy Bear: with ears open and mouth closed tight. Learn to forgive like a Teddy Bear: with arms open and imperfect eye sight. The nicest dreams that will ever be are the dreams shared by my Teddy Bear and I. There’s a rip and a tear in my old Teddy Bear Love pours from him everywhere!
Teddy's Playhouse
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Teddy
I remember back in the day, Running through dark hallways, Through dark rooms with ghosthands, Dragon skulls and snakes snapping at my heel. Holding my teddy tight. I went where I would've never gone, Running through the night, Running to the light. There was always another room with light. Holding onto my teddy bear. She always kept me safe. Oh! we'd be so glad when we made it to the light. So joyous that we made it through the imaginary fright. Now, Years later I'm still holding her tight. She helps me through the tough times. Keeps me safe from the night. 2-13-07
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Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907. "In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American..There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people." Theodore Roosevelt 1907 Every American citizen needs to read this!
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" The woman says, "You can have any prize from the BOTTOM shelf."
Teddybear
YOU WILL BE THERE FOR ME,MY TEDDYBEAR, GIVE YOU A HUG FOLLOWED BY A KISS, IT IS YOU,THAT I SOMETIMES MISS, I SOMETIMES SEE YOU AS A BIG BROTHER, AND KNOW I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE ARMS OF ANOTHER, A TEDDYBEAR CAN BE AN ANGEL TOO,FULL OF LOVE, AND WHERE IT COMES FROM LIKE HEAVEN ABOVE, I WANT TO HOLD YOU TIGHT, AND HAVE YOU NEXT TO ME AT NIGHT, WILL TOU BE MY TEDDYBEAR???
The Teddy Bear Collection
Beth and her friends are out clubbing one Friday night when she meets a handsome guy by the bar. They talk, connect, and end up leaving together. When they get back to his place, he shows her around his apartment. One odd thing she notices is that an entire wall of his bedroom is devoted to a collection of stuffed toys arranged on shelves. The bottom shelf contains lots of small stuffed animals. The next shelf up contains slightly larger ones, and so on, all the way up to the top shelf, which contains gigantic teddy bears. Beth is a little surprised that a man would have such a sizable collection of stuffed animals but she decides not to be judgemental. In reality, she is actually impressed that he is willing to show his sensitive side to someone he just met. One thing leads to another and before long they are making love. The next morning, after a night of intense passion, she wakes up next to him. As she notices him waking up also, she rolls over and asks, smiling, "wa
A Teddy Bear That Glows
The little boy took his teddy and placed him on his bed, then told it listen closely at things that must be said. Mommy and daddy think I don't know, but I must go away, God waits for me in Heaven and I could go there any day. You're the only one I can trust besides my dad and mom, so do the things I ask of you to keep their spirit calm. I know things that will hurt them, so watch out for every one and promise to let them hug you when they have begun. If you promise to be sweet to them and do everything they say, I know they will love you, as I do, and always let you stay. When you see they think of me and their eyes look really sad, then go and let them hold you, so things won't seem so bad. Teddy lay with his little friend while the Angels came that night and an Angel touched the toy, so it glowed in God's pure light. At the service his mommy held the bear while weeping for her son and in Heaven the little boy smiled, teddy's job had just begun.
Teddy Loves U!
WHO LOVES TEDDYS MORE THAN ME?? ( i dont know....) BUT TEDDY BLOWS U A KISS! LOTS OF LOVE FROM A TEDDY BEAR! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o mS
Teddy Contest
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Teddy
Teddy, I've been bad again My mommy told me so; I'm not quite sure what I did wrong But I thought you might know. When I woke this morning I knew that she was mad Cause she was crying awful hard, And yelling at my dad. I tried my best to be real good And do just what she said I cleaned my room all by myself, I even made my bed. But I spilled milk on my good shirt, When she yelled at me to hurry And I guess she didn't hear me, When I told her I was sorry Cause she hit me awful hard, you see, And called me funny names; And told me I was really bad And I should be ashamed. When I said "I love you Mommy", I guess she didn't understand; Cause she yelled at me to shut my mouth, Or I'd get smacked again So, I came up here to talk to you Please tell me what to do Cause I really love my mommy, And I know she loves me, too And I don't think my mommy means, To hit quite so hard; I guess sometimes, grown ups forget How big they really are So Teddy, I
Teddybear
so soft, so warm we snuggle while you hold me tight the beat of my heart, the warmth of my presence gives you peace through the night i am your comfort, i am your guardian i am the angel watching over you i am you big loveable teddybear that you always cling on to through the night times when you're all alone when there is no one around when your rainy days make you lonely when a bad day makes you frown hold me tight, hold me close and let me warm your heart tell me we'll be together tell me we'll never part i can be your lover, i can be your friend honest and loyal is all i am through tell me your feelings, or what's on your mind or show me what pleases you i'll do that and more without hesitation i'll satisfy your every needs for i am your teddybear and for you i aim to please so when you're alone or feeling down nowhhere to go or nothing to do in your room, and on your bed i'll be waiting for you
Teddy Bear's Picnic
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Teddy Bear...so Sad
Hi all found this on nakedtaz.net....if you have any feelings at all...you will be in tears by the end of this poem..... "Dear Teddy" Teddy, I've been bad again, My Mommy told me so; I'm not quite sure what I did wrong, But I thought that you might know. When I woke up this morning, I knew that she was mad; Cause she was crying awful hard, And yelling at my dad. I tried my best to be real good, And do just what she said; I cleaned my room all by myself, I even made my bed. But I spilled milk on my good shirt, When she yelled at me to hurry; And I guess she didn't hear me, When I told her I was sorry. 'Cause she hit me awful hard, you see, And called me funny names; And told me I was really bad, And I should be ashamed! When I said, "I love you, Mommy," I guess she didn't understand; Cause she yelled at me to shut my mouth. Or I'd get smacked again. So I came up here to talk to you, Please tell me what to do; 'Cause I really love my Mommy, And
The Teddybear(short Story By Me)
She sat on her bed, Tears covering her pail face, Her thick eyeliner, Now rivers of black, ran down her face, As she put the razor to her wrist, She was numb to what she was doing, As she pressed the razor deep in to her skin Blood started to seep out of the wound Her eyes glazed over with tears, she looked up To see a teddy bear sitting on the floor As she thought of all the things that Her ex, whom she received it form, had done She sat there on hr bed, Looking at the blood covered razor, She put down the razor, She picked up a hunting knife That was sat on her night stand, With the hunting knife in hand she walked towards the teddy bear Thrusting the knife into its fur, Thinking, this is for all the times he hurt me, For all the times I wished I could get away, For all the times I thought it would be better to dye For all the times I hurt my self with you in mind For all the times I wished my wrist
Teddy Bear
She looks in the mirror and all what she could see where little parts of her something she didn't want to be she just stared at her reflection but she didn't look at all all her tears were running and she was trying not to fall there where times that she was happy there where times that she was sad but she never felt so unhappy and she never felt so bad she walked around in her room but she didn't know why the truth was so hard that she wished she would die she prayed for help but nobody came the room was getting smaller it was driving her insane with her eyes full of tears she picked up the phone she dialled some numbers but nobody was home every feeling inside her was rushing through her head every picture every thought was making her upset she dropped on the floor with her teddy bear in her arm she crushed him against her and was trying to get warm she couldn't stop the tears the ground was hard and cold she wish somebody would help
A Teddy Bears Life
When you are sad and full of tears A teddy bear brings laughs, hope, and Cheer. When you are lonely and Blue Cuddly bear is warm and knows what to do. You use me then throw me down but when you come back i wear no frown. i am here to please that is my vow for i am always yours forever and now.
Teddy Bears( Please Read)
Me and my sister have started a non profit organization in rememerence of our father that passed away 4 years ago of Heart Disease something that he had battled half of his life. During the lat few years he was alive he was an avid collector of Teddy Bears so what me and my sister have decided to do is take all his bears he collected over the years and give them to the cancer paients and burn victims at some of the hospitals. It took a while to finally contact someone to let us do this and just yesterday we got a call from Shriners Burn Unit in Galveston Texas sayingthat they would love for us to come there and do this. Me and my sister are very excited about doing this our dad was always a giver he would give you the shirt off of his back you needed it so we just wanted to carry on his good name by doing this. As of last night Dec. 11, 2007 we had 80 bears and should be receiing more tonight. We are planning to continue this every year and even do it on more Holidays other than just
Teddy Bears
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. They were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears She is quite impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking, af
Teddy Bear Name
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Teddy Bear Salute
Want the teddy bear to give you a salute? Salute will be a pic of the teddy bear holding a page with your username and number and a little message if there is a special message you want it to say include that with the request. send a private message to me with the info you want on the salute, pic will be posted on my page and a message sent to you informing you that the salute is ready and can be ripped if you want a copy sent to you directly include your email addy fan, rate, add, and rate/comment on some of the pics of the teddy bear have to be on my friends list in order to get one and then it depends on how much time I have available
A Teddy Bear That Glows
The little boy took his teddy and placed him on his bed, then told it listen closely at things that must be said. Mommy and daddy think I don't know, but I must go away, God waits for me in Heaven and I could go there any day. You're the only one I can trust besides my dad and mom, so do the things I ask of you to keep their spirit calm. I know things that will hurt them, so watch out for every one and promise to let them hug you when they have begun. If you promise to be sweet to them and do everything they say, I know they will love you, as I do, and always let you stay. When you see they think of me and their eyes look really sad, then go and let them hold you, so things won't seem so bad. Teddy lay with his little friend while the Angels came that night and an Angel touched the toy, so it glowed in God's pure light. At the service his mommy held the bear while weeping for her son and in Heaven the little boy smiled, teddy's job had just begun.
Teddybear
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Teddy Bears Don’t Talk
Teddy Bears Don’t Talk On the morning of her fifth birthday, her Momma gave her the prettiest teddy bear. She had seen it many times before, because it was her Momma's pride and joy. It had been handed down for many years from Mother to daughter, and it was very old. Now Momma was giving it to her. As she held it to her chest, Momma said to her, "Take very good care of this little bear honey, ‘cause it will give you the greatest advice when you are in trouble." "Awwwwwwwww Momma," she laughed "Teddy bears don't talk!" "This one does honey." Her Momma was so serious that she that she started to believe right then. "This precious little bear has been my friend and companion all my life, ever since my fifth birthday. It has guided me through all the difficult patches of my life. It has the magic in it." She laughed gaily at the thought of magic, and as she looked again at her Momma, she saw the strangest thing. As Momma turned to walk out of th
Teddy Bear
u are so special! Today is ".. Buddy Day". Send this to your .. friends - even me, if I'm one of them - and see how many you get today! ~xoxo!! ___________________________#__# _________________________#__##__# ________________#########_#____#_# ________########____________##_#_# _____##__##____________________#_# ____##_#___#_____________________# ____#_#___#_________________##___# ____#_#__##___________#######_____# ____#__#_#_________###________##__# _____##_______###_#_____##_____#________####### _______###_______#_____###______##____##__###__# _________#______#________#___#__#____##_##___##_# _________#______#_______#####___#___##_##____#__# __________#_____##____##_______#____#__#_____#__# ___________##____##__________#######___#___##__# _____________##____##_____###_____#_____###____# __________#############_####______#_________# _______##_______#______#____#_____#___________# _____##_________#______#____#_____##_________# ___##___________#_______#___###__
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Teddybear Snugglers Pt1
WELCOME TO THE TEDDYBEAR SNUGGLERS FAMILY. HELLO EVERYONE THIS IS A NEW FAMILY BEING CREATED. SO IF YOU WANT TO HELP PEOPLE LEVEL ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS JOIN. JUST SEND ME OR I LOVE ALL FIVE OF MY KIDS A PRIVATE MESSAGE SAYING THAT YOU WANT TO JOIN. AND WE WILL PUT YOUR NAME ON TO THE LIST OF FAMILY MEMBERS. PLUS WE WILL ALSO CREATE A TAG FOR YOU TO. MAKE SURE YOU RATE FAN AND ADD ALL OF THE MEMBERS SO YOU CAN GET THE UPDATES FOR THE FAMILY. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I LOVE ALL FIVE OF MY KIDS CO_OWNER OF TEDDYBEAR SNUGGLERS i love all 5 off my kids*@ fubar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TINA AND GARRETT CO_OWNER OF TEDDYBEAR SNUGGLERS TINA & GARRETT*©SHADOWLEVELERS¨@ fubar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ JEN JEN ~jen-jen~shadow leveler~@ fubar
Teddy Bear
I wish I had button eyes and red fat nose Shaggy cotton skin and just one set of clothes Sittin' on the shelf in the local department store With no dreams to dream and nothing to be sorry for I wish I was a Teddy Bear not livin' nor lovin' or goin' nowhere I wish I was a Teddy Bear and I'm wishin' that I hadn't fallen in love with you I wish I had a wooden heart and a sawdust mind Then your mem'ry wouldn't come around hurtin' all the time I'd have a sewed on smile and a painted twinkle in my eye And I never would've ever had to learn how to cry I wish I was a Teddy Bear... I wish I had a string you'd pull to make me say hi I'm Teddy ain't it a lovely day Then I'd know everytime I spoke the words were right And no one would know the mess I made in my life I wish I was a Teddy Bear... And I'm wishin' I hadn't fallen in love with you I just had this really old song pop into my head. Felt like posting it.
Teddy Bear Valentine Box
Bear Box for Valentine's Cards You can replicate the same type of craft using craft foam by tracing the template pieces onto foam and drawing on a few of the details. It turns out really cute just with paper though -- the directions assume you'll be doing it just with paper Materials: paper glue scissors small empty box (we use kleenex boxes and shoe boxes) construction paper OPTIONAL: thin cardboard (empty cereal boxes work well) OPTIONAL: large wiggly eyes Directions: Print out the template of choice and color them as appropriate. NOTE: You can omit printing the third template and just cut a construction paper heart Wrap the empty box up with construction paper (or gift wrap) in an appropriate color (white, pink, brown and red would all work). Cut a slit in the top of the box large enough to fit Valentine's Day cards in the top. NOTE: You could also just cut the entire top off the box or use a no-top box like a sho
Teddy T Would Love Spotlight
I AM TRYING HARD TO HELP MY OWNER #1 FRIENDS AND FAMILY TEDDY T GET SPOTLIGHT. THE SPOTLIGHT IS GOING HIGH AND IT SEEMS HOPELESS ANY HELP WOULD BE WONDERFUL!!!! IDEAS ON HOW TO RAISE THIS WOULD BE AWESOME ALSO. I WANT TO SEE HIM GET THIS BEFORE HE LEVELS AND CAN NOT BID. click here to donate or comment with any ideas thank you @ fubar
Teddy T And Ponyboy0827 - Wonderful Men Helpin Me
WILL YOU PLEASE HELP THIS WONDERFUL WOMAN TO LEVEL 30 SHE ONLY NEEDS 64K TO GO JUST CLICK TO HELP LEVEL Carolvision63@ fubar THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR HELP (repost of original by 'TEDDY T.~~FABA MEMBER OWNED BY DJ DEVILISH ANGEL AND MZ PHYL ~N~ SWEET SERENITY' on '2009-08-19 16:15:01') (repost of original by '☆Carolvision63☆ ‍ Owned by: Ponyboy0827 ‍ ♥ Bully Maker ♥' on '2009-08-19 17:09:09') (repost of original by 'PONYBOY0827 ~owned by Carolvision63~ PLZ DONT SEND LOUNGE INVITES' on '2009-08-19 20:17:39') (repost of original by 'im just here' on '2009-08-19 20:44:50') (repost of original by 'PONYBOY0827 ~owned by Carolvision63~ PLZ DONT SEND LOUNGE INVITES' on '2009-08-20 10:09:38')
Teddy
  "It is not the critic who counts, nor the man, who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man in the arena, who's face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly...who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at best knows in the end the triumph of high acheivement, and who at the worst, if he fails,at least falls while daring greatly"   Teddy Roosevelt     He speaks of compassion,gratitude and fogiveness...his words screamed out for libertity in the face of adversity...hoping for freedom to live in our lives without judgement being passed..people who stand for peace and love. We all desiire greater...there are those that desire material things..they fight to get their wishes., there are those who deisre love and they too fight...we all fight seperate ways, we shed blood sacrificing so much in the process...lets instead fight for life...for freedom equality. Weaken yourselves to
Teddy Pendergrass Rip
Teddy Pendergrass started singing gospel music in Philadelphia churches, becoming an ordained minister at ten years old. While attending public school, he sang in the citywide McIntyre Elementary School Choir and in the All-City Stetson Junior High School Choir. A self-taught drummer, Pendergrass had a teen pop vocal group when he was 15.By his late teens, Pendergrass was a drummer for local vocal group the Cadillacs. In the late '60s, the Cadillacs merged with another more-established group, Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes. In 1970, when the Blue Notes broke up, Melvin, now aware of Pendergrass' vocal prowess, asked him to take the lead singer spot. It's no secret that Kenneth Gamble and Leon Huff wanted Marvin Junior of the Dells for their Philadelphia International Records roster. Since the Dells were signed to Chess, they were unavailable. When the gruff'n'ready vocals of Pendergrass came their way, they eagerly signed the group. Beginning with "I Miss You," a steady stream of hit s
Teddy Pendergrass
NEW YORK (AP) — Legendary singer Teddy Pendergrass, dead after a long illness at age 59, spent his last 28 years in a wheelchair, left to wonder what life might have been like had a car crash not completely altered his destiny.Before the crash, Pendergrass was one of the most electric and successful figures in music. He established a new era of R&B with an explosive, raw voice that symbolized masculinity, passion and the joys and sorrow of romance in songs such as "Close the Door," ''It Don't Hurt Now," ''Love T.K.O." and other hits that have since become classics.He was an international superstar and sex symbol. His career was at its apex — and still climbing.Friend and longtime collaborator Kenny Gamble, of the renowned production duo Gamble & Huff, teamed with Pendergrass on his biggest hits and recalled how the singer was even working on a movie."He had about 10 platinum albums in a row, so he was a very, very successful recording artist and as a performing artist," Gam
Ted Despised!
http://fubar.com/user/373525  Ted Despised is such an ASSHOLE! I'm going to delete/block him for 10 mins about 10 times tonight! I'm a whore and fucked up but, its all HIS fault!!! ahhhhh I'm going to go cut my legs up, take pics, post them, and link my friends so that they can see how fucking psychotic I really am! By the way.. I really need some money!! Please send!!! I'll send nudes!     
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Teddy Bear - Zz Top Originally Elvis
Album: XXX (dusty's live cover of the old elvis tune.)(some of the lyrics are not listed)CaliforniaBaby let me beYour lovin? teddy bearPut a chain around my neckAnd lead me anywhereOh let me beYour teddy bearBaby let me beAround you every nightRun your fingers through my hairAnd cuddle me real tightOh let me beYour teddy bearI don't want to be a tigerCause tigers play to roughI don't want to be a lion'cause lions ain't the kindYou love enoughI don't want to be a tigerCause tigers play to roughI don't want to be a rhinoCause rhino's horn to gruffI don't want to be a cheetahCause cheetahs scratch your stuffI don't want be a lionCause lion's ain't the kindYou love enoughOh now baby let me beAround your cage tonightWrap your lock around my keyAnd turn it round just rightOh let me beYour teddy bearOh let me beHay hi ho teddy bearOh teddy bear
Tedious Work
Please be patient with me as I am in the process of moving the gems from my main blog(sucks so bad as it was ranked 47*sighs*) but its all good. Im also trying so hard to move pics. Would be sooo much easier if they hadn't taken away points for ripped pics then i could just rip away but noooooo.Im having to right click save and reupload as I have removed many from my desktop a long time ago. The overwhelming support of this move has been heartwarming.Although I know some may just figure its another easy rate and fan others have been very kind some even angry. Please dont risk repercussions on you profile by being TOO vocal for me.You may be ok with it but i dont want to feel guilty for it affecting others. Much love to all my friends and if I can do somethign with this hair I will try to post a salute later tonight! OH and MAKE POLSKI GODMOTHER! Shes been working sooo hard! *smooches* ~Temptress~ as always please rate this blog as its gonna be a long climb back where i w
Tedious Mediocrity
A world of shadows, blurred and fleeting swim by me like the tide not an ounce of color, light or dark yet a billion shades of grey. They bore me, like insignificant blades of grass but tear one away from the herd and between your fingertips, it becomes everything. Life seems like tedious mediocrity sometimes a waste of time that you wouldn't use anyways. But when you see a blade of grass everything else becomes clear as day.
Ted Kennedy
Senator Ted Kennedy was suspended from Harvard University for cheating.
Ted Kennedy
My day has started really great. To be exact, with the news of Ted Kennedy, that fat traitorous swine, having brain cancer. I wasn't aware that that pig had a brain, but apparently so. I know I'm evil and callous, but not going to feel bad for a shit stain like him.
Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent, a heavy metal guitar legend and devoted (bow) hunter, was being interviewed by a French journalist. Eventually, the conversation turned to his love of outdoor pursuits. The journalist asked, "What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, "Are you my friend?" or maybe "Are you the one who killed my brother?" Nugent replied, "They aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, What am I going to eat next? Who am I going to screw next? and, Can I run fast enough to get away? They are very much like the French in that."
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Ted Nugent On Deer Hunting
Rock star Ted Nugent was being interviewed by a French journalist. The journalist asked, "What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, `Are you my friend?' or is it `Are you the one who killed my brother?'" Nugent replied, "They aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French."
Ted Nugent's Opinion On The V.t. Slaughter.
I 100% agree. WACO, Texas (CNN) -- Zero tolerance, huh? Gun-free zones, huh? Try this on for size: Columbine gun-free zone, New York City pizza shop gun-free zone, Luby's Cafeteria gun-free zone, Amish school in Pennsylvania gun-free zone and now Virginia Tech gun-free zone. Anybody see what the evil Brady Campaign and other anti-gun cults have created? I personally have zero tolerance for evil and denial. And America had best wake up real fast that the brain-dead celebration of unarmed helplessness will get you killed every time, and I've about had enough of it. Nearly a decade ago, a Springfield, Oregon, high schooler, a hunter familiar with firearms, was able to bring an unfolding rampage to an abrupt end when he identified a gunman attempting to reload his .22-caliber rifle, made the tactical decision to make a move and tackled the shooter. A few years back, an assistant principal at Pearl High School in Mississippi, which was a gun-free zone, retrieved his legally ow
Ted Nugent's Veiw On The Vt Massacre
I 100% agree. WACO, Texas (CNN) -- Zero tolerance, huh? Gun-free zones, huh? Try this on for size: Columbine gun-free zone, New York City pizza shop gun-free zone, Luby's Cafeteria gun-free zone, Amish school in Pennsylvania gun-free zone and now Virginia Tech gun-free zone. Anybody see what the evil Brady Campaign and other anti-gun cults have created? I personally have zero tolerance for evil and denial. And America had best wake up real fast that the brain-dead celebration of unarmed helplessness will get you killed every time, and I've about had enough of it. Nearly a decade ago, a Springfield, Oregon, high schooler, a hunter familiar with firearms, was able to bring an unfolding rampage to an abrupt end when he identified a gunman attempting to reload his .22-caliber rifle, made the tactical decision to make a move and tackled the shooter. A few years back, an assistant principal at Pearl High School in Mississippi, which was a gun-free zone, retrieved his legally ow
Ted Nugent On The Vt Shootings
Before you read his response, I want to say that as bad as any loss of life is, throwing a law at the problem is not the solution. We as Americans have become dependant upon our court systems to tell us what to do. And that same court system is removing all of our rights almost everyday. If you are in the minority opinion, get on TV and the courts will rule in your favor. This has been proven over and over. We need to stand up for what is right and just, not just lay down and let someone else make the rules. WACO, Texas (CNN) -- Zero tolerance, huh? Gun-free zones, huh? Try this on for size: Columbine gun-free zone, New York City pizza shop gun-free zone, Luby's Cafeteria gun-free zone, Amish school in Pennsylvania gun-free zone and now Virginia Tech gun-free zone. Anybody see what the evil Brady Campaign and other anti-gun cults have created? I personally have zero tolerance for evil and denial. And America had best wake up real fast that the brain-dead celebration of unar
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~ Ted Nugent - Stranglehold ~
Ted Nugent - Cat Scratch Fever
Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent...
i was listenin to the radio this mornin...rod ryan(the dj for the mornin show i listen to) was talkin bout make a wish...he said that a 6 year old lil girl was given a wish...of all the things she could wish for she wanted to meet ted nugent!!  just thought it was kinda interesting...   ...yall know my blogs are always useless..lol
Ted Stevens A Great Alaskan
Former Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens has died in a plane crash near Dillingham, Alaska. He did so much for the state of of Alaska and I am glad the courts exonorated him of those bogus charges citing serious prosecutorial misconduct during the trial.
Ted Turner Repeats Call For Population Curb
Says diminishing farmland will lead to food riots, despite being behind corn-based ethanol push Billionaire Globalist Ted Turner, who earlier this month predicted that global warming would eventually lead to cannibalism, has repeated his call to curb population growth, claiming that disappearing farmland will cause food riots, despite the fact that Turner himself is behind the push to grow corn-based ethanol, an industry the UN has blamed for food shortages and increased poverty. “There are a lot of different problems being caused by an ever-increasing number of people in a finite-sized world,” Turner told CNBC’s Bob Pisani. “The resources of the planet just can’t keep up with the demand and I’m afraid this going to be more commonplace. I’m afraid we’re just seeing the tip of the iceberg. It’s very complicated I do want to say.” Watch the video. http://www.blacklistednews.com/view.asp?ID=6386 “We’ve had warnings for a number of years,” Turner said. “Grain stocks have b
Ted Turner
If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
Teeahhhhhh Baby J Fixed It
thank you so very much Baby j - MIKE mate your a wizard fixing it so quick honest all the way baby J so quickly adjusted setting as soon as he new the code rage to fix CT he IS a DARN hell of a GREAT guy thank you onceagian Baby J CT wonder boy !!!
Tee-ball Or Coach Pitch
Dad's out there need some help, my son played Tee-ball last year he hits well and fields the ball well but still needs some work the throws to the plate. He can play Tee-ball one more year or move up to coach pitch?
Teee~~hee
Teeeeeeej!
OK, so there's this guy I know that I've been friends with for about a couple of years now. He's pretty cool, and he likes it when I stalk him all over the internet, from site to site, so he can't be too bad, right? Anyway, he needs a VIP, he's never had one, and deserves it. I'm broke, cuz I totaled my car last weekend and have to buy a new one, or I'd buy him one. So, all you people that like to spread the love around, go and buy him one... he'll show you his peen pics for it, I'm sure :P tenacious teej@ fubar
Teef!!!
hahaaaaaaa!!!! hes got his first tooth!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D lil shithead,, hes sprouting like we feed him steak and potatos i swear to god. ugh,, no holding him like a baby anymorelol, he gets pissed and pushes away. turd. and he just started this thing where when he doesnt wanna eat, instead of just refusing to open his mouth, he actually squeezes his lips shutlmao:D,, they pucker up, it looks funny as hell. stubborn? a Crew....? ;) he isnt stubborn, we're just impatientHAAAAAAAAA!!!!! i love it:D my cubs becoming a puppy:D:( hmmmmmmmmm.....
Tee Hee
Masturbation is a funny word. See? MASTURBATION hahahaha. ahem. anyway....
Tee Hee
Bum-crack. hehehehe.
Teehee
well, hello, and welcome to my little piece of sanity. Or insanity, as the case maybe... This is just a quick note to say thank you to everyone for leaving comments and making me feel very welcome indeed :) If you have any questions, please let me know, if they are good ones, I might add them to my profile page ;) with the answers of course :) so, let the buddy building COMENCE!! *bounce*
Tee Hee
Who's going to the BODIES... The Exhibition???? I AM!!!!!!! http://www.bodiestheexhibition.com/bodies.html
Tee Hee.... Love In The Shower
It is a late night, and we just got back from a night club. But we want to take it farther . I go straight to my room when we get in the door, and I tell you to wait in the kitchen. You sit down and wait for my signal to come up. You can't wait to see what I have planned. Finally, I call your name, and you come running up the stairs. You slip into my room, to find me laying on my bed, only in my lingere. My bra is red and lacy, and my panties are white and see-through. You lick your lips. You look me up and down, and I bite my lip. You walk towards me, and I crawl to you. I stand up, and kiss you gently on the lips. The second time, I thrust my tounge into your mouth, and run my fingers through your hair. I pull away and tell you to follow me. I grab your hand, and pull you into another room, the bathroom. I turn on the hot, steamy water, and let it run. I grab you, and start to make out with you vigorously. You run your hands down my curves, and my DD's. You unhook my bra, and rub my
Teehee
I'm rather... tipsy.. right now. lol
Teehee...
What Your Underwear Says About You You tend to throw out your underwear after a few months. It gets used and abused! You're a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty. The Underwear Oracle
Teehee...
i'm 420 points away from being a psycho cherry.
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:)
Teehee
Eins-Zwei-Polizei by MO-DO
Tee Hee!
yay! i put this as a bulletin...but now it is also tucked safely away in my blog... the internet is a beautiful thing. so is whoring oneself. don't judge me! okay okay okay...i admit...contests are silly... but...i'm in one...because i like the guy who made it :D and it's just for fun... i mean...we all know that whoever wins this isn't REALLY queen of the cookies... (that has nothing to do with the contest...i just really want a cookie...) so yeah...if you wanna rate my picture...or if you wanna throw down some comments telling me how fabulous i am...that would be perfectly acceptable. oh, and i will still be your friend even if you don't take this contest seriously. NOT!!! fuckers! do it! just kidding...i love you :) oh and...the winner gets a 3 day blast...so you better think really hard about which person in this contest you want to see up on the top right corner of the cherry tap window... i've already made my decision... okay...so here is my FACE...and you can
Tee Hee
Yes. I actually say "tee hee" from time to time. It's rather charming. And then I poke you with a pointed stick.
Tee Hee
my son is so stupid.... lmao ur momma so stupid she thought boys 2 men was a daycare center
Tee Hee
Well I Got To Talk With One Of My Closest Friends On Here The Other Night, Which Was Awesome But Sadly It Ended Very Quickly Do To The Phone Going Dead, But We At Least Knew What Had Happen. After Talking Here Fer A Few Before We Headed To Bed.
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Teehee
Little Johnny A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he had decided to be different...again. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.' The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?' Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.' The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.' Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?' With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.' More politics > > Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a > kick out of this! > > > > A little bo
Teeh
Teeh Fuck The Byatch
Tee Hee... So True
Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk: 1. Innovative2. Preliminary3. Proliferation4. CinnamonThings That Are Very Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk:1. Specificity2. Anti-constitutionalistically3. Passive-aggressive disorder4. TransubstantiateThings That Are Downright Impossible To Say When You’re Drunk:1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.2. Nope, no more booze for me!3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry.5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.7. I’m not interested in fighting you.8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
Tee Hee
I asked her to pick up a six pack of beer while at the store. Instead -she bought some facial cream. I said - The beer would have made you more attractive than the cold cream. Thats when the fight started.
Teehee Hee
“A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times”   “Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”     “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”     sex is simple, love stings afterwards.”     “Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.”       “Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.”       “An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away”  
Tee Is Holding An Auction! Own Me??????
SO heres the deal. I put myself in another auction. For the Love Shack Staff auction! Heres my link go bid! It ends 8/22/08! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=1608789&albumid=1165759&i=99622514&idx=6
Teem
teem\ TEEM \verb; 1. To abound or swarm; be prolific or fertile. 2. To empty or pour out; discharge.
Teenage Whore
A little teenage whore Member of the drunk brigade Breath of cigarette and violence in the eyes Living just to further your own demise Want to die young? Let me know how I can help Your image sickens me And on this night of nights I dream of you bleeding With this knife my knife such a gorgeous knife You and I will never be parted With this knife so bloody, thieving your life I will turn you into the most beautiful creature To walk this earth Or die to rest beneath it Teenage whore open your arms Sweating pure alcohol and lust You must be part of a newer breed For never before have I seen your kind Eternally changing I should suppose But is this really evolution to a higher form? Enter my sights Breathing no more Pulse becomes double Fearing for my life Desiring nothing but taking yours Perhaps we'll both go down this time Memories mean nothing to me When nobody remains to share them with
Teenage Dirtbag
Teenage Dirtbag Video - Wheatus lyricsWheatus Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureMyspace Layouts Her name is noel I have a dream about her She rings my bell I got gym class in half an hour Oh how she rocks In Keds and tube socks But she doesn't know who I am And she doesn't give a damn about me Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me Ooohoooooo Her boyfriend's a dick He brings a gun to school And he'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth he lives on my block and He drives an Iroc but he doesn't know who I am And he doesn't give a damn about me... Cause i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby yeah i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby listen to Iron Maiden baby with me Ooohoooooo Oh yeah dirtbag No, she doesn't know what she's missing. Oh yeah dirtbag No, she doesn't know what she's missing. Man I feel like mold It's prom night and I am lonely. Low and behold She's walkin
Teenagers Omg
I swear if having a teenage daughter dont drive me to drink or to any early grave I don't know what will... She is driving me crazy .. she knows shes grounded but due to her dad being out of town hunting she thinks she can get away with any thing cause moms the easy going one..at least she thinks that now lol ... But she is bugging about going to a school dance this friday and she wants to go with the boy that she keeps getting in trouble with.. Sometimes I think its would be easier to disable a bomb than rasie a teenage girl. I told her I would think about it but who knows what I am gonna do... ok I am done lol
Teen Witch
WHo remembers Teen Witch? This is one of my fave 80's movies LOL!! I know its lame but hey...it was the 80s!
Teens Injured During Dui Car Accident
NEKOMA - Two teenage girls remain in serious condition in intensive care in a Peoria hospital after a one-car accident early Sunday morning near Nekoma. J. Price, 19, was driving eastbound on County Road 200N when he drove through a T intersection, striking a sign and hitting an embankment, sending the car airborne. One of the occupants in the car called 911 and reported the accident was possibly in Stark County, according to Galva Fire Chief Denny Tarleton. Emergency vehicles started the search south of Galva but could not find anything. The 911 operator used the GPS locator from the phone and located the phone at the intersection of 200N and 1180E, which is near Nekoma. The wreckage was not found until nearly 1:30 a.m. Price and S. Carlson, 17, were taken to OSF St. Mary Medical Center, Galesburg. Price was treated and released and Carlson was transferred to OSF St. Francis Medical Center in Peoria. J. Lipke, 21, was taken to Galesburg Cottage Hospital, according to Henr
Teen Suicide
I originally posted this as a blog of mine on MySpace, then shot it to a good friend of mine who you folks will know here as "Rainbowfuckinbright" in response to one of her blogs. On her advise, I am posting it here. I genuinely hope it helps even one person reconsider suicide (and if you get the chance to visit Rianbow's site, check it out. (She's on my friend's listing)........ Well, I am a Medic on a volunteer basis. I do this because I love saving lives, helping people and letting them know that things can ALWAYS get worse, and most assuredly will eventually get better. I've run many attempted suicide cases, and sadly, some do not make it. I always tell them "Suicide is a permanent and selfish solution to a temporary problem. It leaves others to deal with permanent loss of someone in their lives who they love." Regardless of what you think, even the most reclusive teen touches so many lives. There are the parents. (Some say their parents do not care and are abusive...and some
Teens And Domestic Violence
Teens and Dating Violence Dating violence is a pattern of controlling behaviors that one partner uses to get power over the other, and it includes: * Any kind of physical violence or threat of physical violence to get control * Emotional or mental abuse, such as playing mind games, making you feel crazy, or constantly putting you down or criticizing you * Sexual abuse, including making you do anything you don’t want to, refusing to have safe sex or making you feel badly about yourself sexually Does your boyfriend: * Have a history of bad relationships or past violence; always blames his/her problems on other people; or blames you for “making” him/her treat you badly? * Try to use drugs or alcohol to coerce you or get you alone when you don’t want to be? * Try to control you by being bossy, not taking your opinion seriously or making all of the decisions about who you see, what you wear, what you do, etc.? * Talk negatively about people in sexu
Teen Suicide Tragedy
For everyone that is on here, I have created a website in honor of my son. It has his poem, his story of that awful night, and suicide prevention hotlines, and other info. Please spread the word for anyone that is suicidal. Seeing this may change their mind. Thanks. http://www.myspace.com/richiesmemorialpages
Teens
Why are teens so rude these day and their parent just sit there and say nothing about it or use the excuse "They are teens what do you want" I want respect damn it..especially in my own home...(Long Story and boring)..
Teen Titans Music Videos
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Teenage Pregnancy
Friend of mine on myspace tends to post about topics in his blog and ask for feedback. Here were some of my thoughts on teenage pregnancy. By the way, there are a few people on my friends list who are teenage mothers. I apologize if any of this bothers you. I'm not trying to be judgemental in any way. But I DO see it as a problem that teenagers have babies. My apologies if you are in any way upset by this blog. Teenage pregnancy was not part of my life at all as a teenager. It didn't happen to me, my family, or my friends. I didn't know anyone who got pregnant. I did have friends who were having sex, but protection was a matter of course. Personally, I barely fooled around with guys in high school! I didn't have sex until I was 20 and was with someone I truly loved and cared for. Even then I was very careful about birth control. I have NEVER had unprotected sex, ever. I am on the pill, and I use condoms when not in a long-term monogamous relationship. I think that
Teenie Tiny Favor
http://cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=4391 go there and please just subscribe to this lounge i am not asking ya to come in and sit there all the time i am jut asking that you subscribe and maybe if you want come in and litend to us one night and maybe chat a little bit thank you bunches CLR
Teen Expelled From School For Turning In Found Gun
(CBS) PLAINFIELD, Ill. A 13-year-old Plainfield boy and his parents are stunned and outraged after the teen found a gun in school and turned it in to authorities, who then expelled him. CBS 2's Dana Kozlov reports Ryan Morgan's parents and supporters attended the school board meeting Wednesday evening to try to fight the expulsion. They believe the punishment, and the subsequent alternative school option, are not the proper responses to a mistake made by a teenage boy. Ryan Morgan, 13, says he pocketed a pellet gun he and a friend found in their school's bathroom to keep people safe. Morgan's mother says a short time later Morgan gave the gun to the Troy Middle School assistant principal. "I told him maybe that wasn't the best decision, to remove that gun, but it did lead to you finding the culprit, he was arrested and to put my son in alternative school -- he has no behavior problems," Audrey Morgan, Ryan's mother, said. The Morgans say there was no reasoning with the pri
Teen Shot
January 4th, 2007 01:00 AM Death stuns school Students flee Tacoma's Foss High School after teen shot » Jacky Phongsavath was headed to his computer class at Tacoma’s Foss High School on Wednesday when he heard three gunshots. Seconds later, the principal sprinted past him. Phongsavath, a junior, followed and peeked around the corner. “There was blood on the lockers,” he said. On the floor was 17-year-old junior Samnang Kok (left), gunned down by a fellow student, police said, just before the morning bell on the first day back after winter break. School nurse Donna Libby and assistant principal Bryon Bahr were performing cardio-pulmonary resuscitation on the young father who liked to play basketball, but Kok died at the scene. Officers later arrested another Foss junior and booked him into the Pierce County Jail for investigation of first-degree murder. Police Chief Don Ramsdell refused to identify him W
Teenage Dirtbag
One of my Fave songs I listen to iron maiden baby........
Teenager Contest New Member Added
~ Attn: I want to do a teenager contest ~ can be male or female from 10 to 17 yrs old we'll call it the Best Teenager Who's Parent is on CT Contest. 1st Teenager is...... Send me your teenager pic to my inbox and i will add them to the contest. This time comments + Rates = scores Contest will run on 1/21 thur 1/25 only 4 days this time! thanks maria click pic to enter contest ~~Going To Be A Grandma On 08/22/07..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP
Teenager Contest New Member Added
~ Attn: I want to do a teenager contest ~ can be male or female from 10 to 17 yrs old we'll call it the Best Teenager Who's Parent is on CT Contest. 1st Teenager is...... 2nd Teenager is...... 3rd Teenager is...... Send me your teenager pic to my inbox and i will add them to the contest. This time comments + Rates = scores Contest will run on 1/21 thur 1/25 only 4 days this time! thanks maria click pic to enter contest ~~Going To Be A Grandma On 08/22/07..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

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