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Teenager Contest Now Open 1st Day Totals Wow
~ Attn: I want to do a teenager contest ~ can be male or female from 10 to 17 yrs old we'll call it the Best Teenager Who's Parent is on CT Contest. 1st Teenager is...... with 2277 comments 2nd Teenager is...... with 1225 comments 3rd Teenager is...... with 1 comments 4th Teenager is...... with 2 comments 5th Teenager is...... with 1 comments Send me your teenager pic to my inbox and i will add them to the contest. This time comments + Rates = scores Contest will run on 1/24 thur 1/28 only 4 days this time! thanks maria click pic to enter contest ~~Going To Be A Grandma On 08/22/07..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Teenager Contest Updates
~ Teenager contest updates ~ 1st Place...... with 4565 comments 2nd Place...... with 1666 comments 3rd Place...... with 34 comments 4th Place...... with 3 comments 5th Place...... with 2 comments Remember you can comment bomb your own pic! Maria

Teenager Contest Updated
~ Teenager contest updates ~ 1st Place...... with 9110 comments 2nd Place...... with 4074 comments 3rd Place...... with 49 comments 4th Place...... with 42 comments 5th Place...... with 2 comments Remember you can comment bomb your own pic! Maria

Teenager Contest Updates!
~ Teenager contest updates ~ 1st Place...... with 9905 comments 2nd Place...... with 4219 comments 3rd Place...... with 49 comments 4th Place...... with 42 comments 5th Place...... with 2 comments Remember you can comment bomb your own pic! Maria

Teenage Contest Updates
~ Teenager contest updates ~ 1st Place...... with 14407 comments 2nd Place...... with 4690 comments 3rd Place...... with 53 comments 4th Place...... with 49 comments 5th Place...... with 2 comments Remember you can comment bomb your own pic! Maria

Teenager Contest Updates
~ Teenager contest updates ~ 1st Place...... with 14720 comments 2nd Place...... with 4706 comments 3rd Place...... with 60 comments 4th Place...... with 53 comments 5th Place...... with 28 comments Remember you can comment bomb your own pic! Maria

Teenagers: What Are They Thinking
Sometimes I have to look at my kids and wonder what exactly is going on in their minds. My oldest one practically begged me to get him a job where I work; thinking it might be good for him, I did. Within a month he was doing everything he could think of to get himself fired--and it actually worked. So, he's been unemployed for the last several months. Now, his whole way of thinking is that he's going to wait until he turns 18, then he's going to get hired at a local video store. Until then he has it in his head that all he has to do is sit around play on the computer, hang with his friends, and play guitar. Does he think twice about asking for money? Of course not. If I have it, I might give it to him. Well, that was up until the other day when he showed his attitude. I thought it would be nice to give him the old computer, so I let him put it in his room. I'd had a dial-up account and he'd asked if he could use it. At first I said he could, but I also told him that it was going t

Teenager Contest Winners Are......
~ Teenager contest winners are.....~ 1st Place is...... wins a corvette and Dozen Roses with 21326 comments 2nd Place is...... Wins a motorcycle and dozen roses with 10436 comments 3rd Place is...... Wins Glass of Champagne and dozen roses I want to thank everyone who was in the contest! maria

Teenagers Clowing Around
Hannah spent the night with her best friend, Alicia, Saturday night. Yesterday I sent her a text message asking if she was ready for me to come & pick her up and she replies that Alicia is doing her makeup and hair and that she's going to do Alicia's and not to come get her just yet. Around 4:30 I decided to go to the store and on the way I'd pick up Hannah. She informs me that she's already at Albertson's. Handy for me because that's where I was headed! My assumption was that she was there with Alicia and her mom, but NOOOOOO... It was just Hannah and Alicia! I have not laughed this hard in such a long time! I turned the corner to head down the main aisle and what do I see? Hannah looking like Cindy Woo Hoo and Alicia wearing a feather boa and they're holding up plungers like a sword arch! They act like they don't know me and climb into and on my cart and I pushed them around a bit while I'm laughing! They hop out of the cart and thank me for the ride. OMG.... (I uploaded pict

Teenie Boppers
Ok here it is im gonna tell you now that my writing skills are not the best i dont use periods (.) or commas (,) and i spell like crap ( krap ) so here it is i have been on the net since year 2000 i started my online adventures wait that sounds gay i started messing around online then and i just started noticing all these young kids and as i got older the kids got younger so one day im chatting somewhere and this lil kid is like 12 and hes trying to flame me about spelling what like this (waht) ( i do that because i type faster then i think ) so here i am feeling like a jerk because i dont wanna flame a lil kid back so i look like a dweeb taking this shit oh well i thought just more drama so i started getting into programming in visual basics and doing web design and some graphics shit and started moving around these "dating" web sites like to name a few plenty of fish, rate my body, face the jury, and so on so im browsing these sites not knowing what im doing like in the search a

Teenage Daughter Manual
Congratulations! You are now the proud new owner of a teenaged daughter. Please read this manual carefully, as it describes the maintenance of your new daughter, and answers important questions about your warranty (which does NOT include the right to return the product to the factory for a full refund). IF YOU FEEL YOU HAVE RECEIVED YOUR TEENAGER IN ERROR: To determine whether you were supposed to receive a teenaged girl, please examine your new daughter carefully. Does she (a) look very similar to your original daughter, only with more makeup and less clothing? (b) refuse to acknowledge your existence on the planet Earth (except when requesting money)? (c) sleep in a burrow of dirty laundry? If any of these are true, you have received the correct item. Nice try, though. BREAK-IN PERIOD: When you first receive your teenaged daughter, you will initially experience a high level of discomfort. Gradually, this discomfort will subside, and you will merely feel traumat

Teenage Girls?????
Okay, so my oldest kid turned 14 in January. She suddenly got an attitude from HELL and thinks she knows EVERYTHING!!!!!!!! I am ready to shove the Midol down her throat by the bottle full and beat her every time she opens her mouth. Her "boyfriend"has been trying to score drugs for his "friend", and has thus been banned from ever contacting her again. How the hell am I gonna survive another 4 years of this? She still does well (Honor Roll)in school but I am really starting to question whether my influence will be enough to override the negatives! Goddess Help me!!!

~ Teens Investigated For Allegedly Having Sex In Class ~
OK THIS HAPPENED A WHILE AGO BUT THIS SHIT IS GETTING SCARY!!!!! Incident May Have Involved Teen With Mental Capacity Of 10-Year-Old OCALA, Fla. -- For the second time this year, students at a Marion County high school are under investigation for having sex in a classroom. Investigators say the incident took place in a classroom at West Port High and that at least one person witnessed the act, WESH NewsChannel 2 reported. It involved a 15-year-old girl and a 17-year-old boy, but sources told NewsChannel 2's Stephen Stock that the 17-year-old tests mentally at around age 10. Prosecutors said they may consider the boy a victim. Ocala Police detectives and state prosecutors are still investigating exactly what happened in the West Port classroom. Investigators believe other students and a full-time teacher were also in the classroom when the oral sex act took place. "These kids, these two kids in particular, were careful about what they did. They took action to conceal wh

Teen People Catches Up With Alexz To Talk About The Return Of Is And What's Next For Her
Alexz Johnson may play an American Idol-like singer on television, but in real life the singer-actress has different musical aspirations. "My influences are (artists like) Kate Bush and Peter Gabriel – just very creative pop," the 20-year-old says while visiting New York City to promote the third season Instant Star, which debuts on the N on Friday [FEB. 16] (8:30 p.m. ET). While Johnson says she loves playing rock star Jude Harrison on the show – especially since she gets to collaborate on writing the songs her character sings – she's even more excited about launching her own musical career. Johnson expects to release her debut disc by the year's end. First, though, she sat down to discuss all the American Idol comparisons, what fuels her own songwriting process and, of course, what to expect on this season of Instant Star. TeenPeople.com: You're able to both sing and act in your career – have you always been interested in both? Alexz Johnson: I've loved music since I was two-yea

Teen Rapes Friend's Mongrel Bitch
A teenager in eastern Sweden has been reported to the police for having sex with a dog in his friend's bathroom. The alleged incident happened in Norrköping last Thursday. The man is said to have suddenly taken his friend's dog, a mongrel bitch, into his bathroom and sexually attacked it, local paper Folkbladet reports. He allegedly gave no warning of what he was about to do The dog howled of pain during the attack, the dog owner, 18, told police. Hearing the commotion, he claims he opened the bathroom door to find his friend having sex with the dog. The friend continued the attack as the dog owner looked on. He said he was too afraid to intervene, as his friend was bigger and stronger than him. Police in Norrköping are currently investigating the allegations. Swedish law does not expressly ban sex with animals , but the police are considering charges of animal cruelty. The accused man's reaction to the allegations is so far unknown, according to Folkbladet. James Savage

Teen Kicked Off Bus
I should be thankful that my teenager is actually pretty good, doesn't get in trouble, run the streets, etc. But boy am I mad at him today. He waits until FIFTEEN minutes before the bus comes to tell me hes suspended from the bus for three days, grrrrr. All because he asked a girl if she was wearing a bra, like he doesn't know better than to do stupid stuff like that, sigh. But why wait till the last minute to tell me yanno?

Teenagers: The Reason Hair Dye Was Invented
This morning started off ok, but got worse as it went along..why? Well sit back and relax and enjoy this somewhat humorous story of the morning. I get ready to head over to Roo's this morning, on my way out I see my mom and she says "Did you know that Jimmy got suspended?" Of course I didn't know this, he went to school monday! And she said he wasn't home when she got home from work yesterday--and he wasn't home before I left to pick Roo up from work--normally I see him before I go get Roo. So I go down to his room and flip the lights on, he had been sleeping. And I ask rather loudly --"Are you suspended?" His eyes are sill trying to adjust to the light, he says "I dunno." So I ask again "Are you suspended?" ...his eyes still not adjusted yet, "I said I dunno." Finally I say, "Let me put it this way, were you kicked out of saturday school?" He says yes --by this time his eyes are adjusted to the light and he's not too happy (of course) being woke up at 5:30. He starts to tell me tha

Teens Telling Chuck Norris Jokes And Have Never Seen Walker, Texas Ranger. Come On!
i came across this in an acticle and i was dumb founded, if these teens dont know why Chuck Norris is getting made fun of then how do they come up with jokes? You would have to have watched Walker texas ranger to know he will round house the fuck out of you! haha! Newho can some one explain this to me? and there are his top 20 jokes that he has looked at or some thing! Chuck Norris jokes? Really? --> begin content --> Submitted by pswider on Thu, 2006-02-02 20:44. Teens As you may have read in the Times, teenagers all across the country, many of whom have never even seen Walker, Texas Ranger, are telling Chuck Norris jokes. Why? We have no idea. But maybe you can help us figure it out, or at least share some good jokes. CHUCK NORRIS' FAVORITE 20 FACTS (BASED ON THOSE HE'S SEEN) When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down un

Teenagers!!!aggggg
I am so pissed off and fusterated right now, never mind that I spend 20 writing out what happened and then lose it and have to start over...AGGGGG Ok so heres the short story... My 14 year old snuck out of the house last night, my son discovered her missing at 1:30 am. Ater calling and calling my phone, yah she snagged it along with hers so I had no phone numbers to track her down. She tells them that shes on the way home. Well I work the night shift so I had no clue. Stupid me , thinking that my other 'kids" are really adults, 18 and 20, I decide to spend some alone time with my boyfriend away from home if ya know what I mean. I get the phone call at 5:30 in the morning that my daughter snuck out and is STILL NOT HOME! Shaking uncontrollably I am calling my cell over and over , which of course she doesnt answer. I am freaking out not sure sould I call the cops or what? I decided to check the house of one of the people that she was with first. Mind you I don't know this

Teenagers--one Reason Nerve Pills Were Invented
Sumdays are supposed to be nice relaxing days, and normally they are around here. A few days ago, I'd received a phone call from work asking if I'd open this morning...I should've known that as soon as I said yes...it was going to be one of those days--you know, the ones where you wish you could go back to bed and start the day over. Work went relatively fine...we had a good crew, there was a bit of joking around and a couple of my fave co-workers were trying to push the right buttons to aggrivate me...it didn't work :) I only worked half a day---see, the bosses know that I detest working sundays--they're too stressful lol. So, I come home and get changed, then head over to Roo's for a while. I've been up since 4AM...and don't feel the least bit exhausted, that is until we come back to my place...I've got this terrible obsession with trying to keep everyone happy and its driving me insane because it doesnt work...gee go figure. We were here for a few hours; in that few hou

Teens Forced To Send Nude Pictures
I found this info & I thought I'd share it w/everyone...scary stuff! For the second time in just a few weeks time, police have charged a man for taking over a teenage girl's computer and then pressuring and tricking her to send nude pictures. They're using widely available software, then tricking the girls into downloading the Trojan Horse into the computer. Once they have control of the child's computer, they coerce them and exert amazing power over them. One girl threatened suicide if the guy wouldn't leave her alone, but he only taunted her some more. The only way the perverts will leave them alone, they claim, is if nude pictures are sent. Read more about crimes targetting children online at Sex, Drugs & Rock 'n Roll. This tactic is also highlighted in the new book Sexual Predators, How to Recognize them On the Internet and on the Streets. How to Keep Your Kids Away. Log onto www.InternetPredatorsBook.com for ways to keep your family safe from this growing trend.

Teenagers.....too Funny!!!
>A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see > >the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she >saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. > >It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened >the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: > >Dear Mom: > It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing >you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to >avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion >with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, >tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only >the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be >very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a >stack >of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more >children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed >taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be > >growing it for us a

The Teenager Girl Sitting In The Corner Just Name-...
The Teenager Girl Sitting In The Corner Just Name-Checked Marshall McLuhan. And there is an old man walking around with a Sea Captain's hat on his head. Welcome to the Starbucks in the town where I went to university.Despite my repeated and angry demands, NOW refused to give me the 5,000 words necessary to properly discuss the new Fall Out Boy record. Here are the 130 or so I got. After writing them I actually came to realize that my new favourite thing about Fall Out Boy is Patrick Stump's voice (1). Particularly the fact that it's not just rock-singer-good, but American-Idol-good.This is an important, if obvious, distinction. Liam Gallagher had a great rock star voice. Brandon Flowers is developing a great rock star voice (2). But neither of them would do very well on American Idol (3). Stump, on the other hand, would have dominated AI. If he entered this year's competition, he'd be guaranteed a top five finish. He has that good a voice. A great voice by the standard measure of AI, w

Teen Moms
Ok, so this is my first blog... beware before you read, I’m on my soap box with this one... Last night I watched a programme on TV titled ‘Teen Mom’s’, the programme was a fly on the wall documentary about a group of young girls ranging from 15 to 18 who had recently given birth, they were all being offered help in a unit to help them bond with their babies and learn the art of parenting. As I sat watching my blood began to boil, the girls were all claiming social benefits from the government, in most cases had been given a house/flat by the local council, and they all sat there crying, telling the world how hard it is being a mom and a teen. There were two issues with this programme that really annoyed me, the first being... teen or not... no matter how old you are parenting is hard, not everyone bonds with their children in an instant, people adapt differently, but not everyone is offered the help these girls were given, just because they were teens.. It’s not just teen moms that

Teenager
Well, since I'm not allowed to create a mumm, (heck if I know why I can't) I will go this route. I'm bummed cause my 15yr old had to go to jail on 8/11 for his behavior. He did hurt his younger brother and sister for no reason--had an "outburst". Long story short, because of that he has to stay there til 9/17. He has been diagnosed with adhd but being a mother, I KNOW there is something more wrong. It is sad to me that he has to end up in the "system" to get the help I now know he'll get. My mom went through the same thing.

Teen Ipod Hacker
NEW YORK - A 17-year-old hacker has broken the lock that ties Apple's iPhone to AT&T's wireless network, freeing the most hyped cell phone ever for use on the networks of other carriers, including overseas ones. George Hotz of Glen Rock, N.J., confirmed Friday that he had unlocked an iPhone and was using it on T-Mobile's network, the only major U.S. carrier apart from AT&T that is compatible with the iPhone's cellular technology. In a video posted to his blog, he holds an iPhone that displays "T-Mobile" as the carrier. While the possibility of switching from AT&T to T-Mobile may not be a major development for U.S. consumers, it opens up the iPhone for use on the networks of overseas carriers. "That's the big thing," said Hotz, in a phone interview from his home. The phone, which combines an innovative touch-screen interface with the media-playing abilities of the iPod, is sold only in the U.S. AT&T Inc. spokesman Mark Siegel said the company had no comment, and referred qu

Teenage Love
Teenage Love by LADii3 T Hinojosa Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain The Guy Says He loves You and You Believe Its True but When Your Tummy Starts To Swell He Says To Hell With You 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore! ! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes add the bed divide the legs and Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs and I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style 69 So Just For Fun Or gettin paid everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven so stick it in Roses are nice Violets are fine I'll be the 6 if You'll be the 9

Teenagers
Band : The chemical romance Song & Lyrics : The chemical romance They’re gonna clean up your looks With all the lies in the books To make a citizen out of you Because they sleep with a gun And keep an eye on you,son So they can watch all the things you do Because the drugs never work They’re gonna give you a smirk ‘Cause they got methods of keeping you clean They’re gonna rip off your heads Your aspirations to shreds Another cog in the murder machine They said all teenagers scare The living shit out of me They coul care less As long as someone’ll bleed So darken your clothes Or strike a violent pose Maybe they’ll leave you alone, but not me The boys and girls in a clique The awful names that they stick You’re never gonna fit in much, kid But if you’re troubled and hurt What you got under your shirt Will make them pay for the things that they did They said all teenagers scare The living shit out of me They could care less As long as someone’ll ble

Teenagers By My Chemical Romance
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE LYRICS "Teenagers" They're gonna clean up your looks With all the lies in the books To make a citizen out of you Because they sleep with a gun And keep an eye on you, son So they can watch all the things you do Because the drugs never work They're gonna give you a smirk 'Cause they got methods of keeping you clean They're gonna rip up your heads, Your aspirations to shreds Another cog in the murder machine They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me They could care less as long as someone'll bleed So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me The boys and girls in the clique The awful names that they stick You're never gonna fit in much, kid But if you're troubled and hurt What you got under your shirt Will make them pay for the things that they did They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me They coul

Teen Pregnancy
November 23, 2:31 PM I have been through this over and over. I got pregnant the first time I had sex. I was 17 years old. One guy, one time. The fact that you have the audacity to post something so hateful about people you have never met only shows us your character. Just because a girl gets pregnant doesn't make her a slut. There are plenty of girls out there that don't get pregnant yet are doing much worse things to themselves and their family. I never understood why so many people find it their duty to judge others. All I can say is only god can judge me. In the bible (if you ever read it that is) it says "I the lord will forgive whom I will forgive but of you it is required to forgive all men" A little humility goes a long way. Stop focusing on others lives and start thinking what you can fix in your own. And as for me, I'm going to live my life the best way I know how and that is raising my family and making sure they are happy, not making sure you are happy. I was reply

Teens
Just have to say that when kids get to be teens dont lose track that they are teens. Love them unconditionally no matter what. Be supportive of them no matter their choices in life that is how we all learn from our mistakes we make.

Teenagers Who Know It All!
Teenagers Who Know It All! My son came home from school one day, with a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, to put me in my place. "Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr. Wright? It's all about the laws today, The 'Children's Bill of Rights'. It says I need not clean my room, don't have to cut my hair. No one can tell me what to think, or speak, or what to wear. I have freedom from religion, and regardless what you say. I don't have to bow my head, and I sure don't have to pray. I can wear earrings if I want, and pierce my tongue & nose. I can read & watch just what I like, get tattoos from head to toe. And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you with a crime. I'll back up all my charges, with the marks on my behind. Don't you ever touch me, my body's only for my use, not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse. Don'

Teenage Love
Rememer spendin' each day, talkin' our cares away, on your mom's front porch in our own little world, We talked about love, we talked about life, we talked about you being my wife, as you shared your dreams as a little girl, Our parents soon got worried, they thought we were in a hurry, we knew they just didn't understand, cause nothing meant more, then sittin' on that porch, lovin' n kissin', holdin' each others hand, and....... Chorus: We held on oh so tight, like tomorrow didn't exist / and we ended every night sayin' I love you with a kiss / It was something out of this world, sent from heaven above / just a boy and a girl, and the power of teenage love. In 98 I went away ta' college, on a chase for knowledge, but I still called every night and day, I was just nineteen then, came home every weekend, and to that ole' porch I'd make my way, You'd be sittin' there, a pretty ribbon in your hair, and a smile you knew I just couldn't resist, Next to you, I'

Teenage Angst
I feel like I'm in high school again, and all my friends are 15 yrs old, with no sense of life. I have, well *had* a really good friend. He sat there and talked shit right along with me about work, and when I walked out on the place he assured me up and down that he wasn't going to be there come January, and he'll put his foot down, and that he most certainly wouldn't take my old job if it was ever offered to him... amongst other things. I didn't ask him to say any of these things. It's now January, and he comes over last night, shit eating grin on his face as he casually announces he now has my old job. Mind you, I LOVED that job but couldn't take my boss anymore. My friend has been through a lot with me and though he has pussied out in the past when it comes to having a spine, this is one thing I didn't think he would pussy out on. In my eyes this is like if he'd started dating my ex without ever consulting me. Okay, I may be acting juvenille, and have been working hard

Teen's Bill For A Wild Party? Cops Say $18,000
MELBOURNE, Australia - An Australian teenager who threw a wild party while his parents were away could face a hefty fine after police said Monday they might charge him for the cost of breaking up the gathering. More than 500 people turned up to the party Saturday in the southern city of Melbourne, and some of them went on a rampage when police responded to complaints about the noise. Police cars were pelted with glass bottles and nearby houses and gardens were vandalized before at least 30 officers, a helicopter and the dog squad were able to end the melee at the suburban home. No one was arrested. Victoria state Police Commissioner Christine Nixon said it would be difficult to prove exactly who caused the estimated $18,000 in damage, but the youth may hold ultimate responsibility because he threw the party. "He needs to learn a lesson, and one way or another we will be making sure that happens," Nixon told reporters at a news conference. The 16-year-old told local media he had no

Teenckie
Of all the people I have met in my lifetime this lady is one of the greatest... she is my momma at the fair I love her dearly... She taught me to make elephant ears and was always there through thick and thin, by my side when I broke down...helped pick up the pieces and put me back together... She has watched my boys grow and it's so hard to be so far away from her with only the computer and phone to communicate with... sometimes I think she knows me better than I know myself... Show her lots of love and respect cause she deserves it.... teenckie@ fubar

'teenagers'
There has been a debate around my house for months now...For those of you who listen to My Chemical Romance there is a song called 'Teenagers'. They’re gonna clean up your looks With all the lies in the books To make a citizen out of you Because they sleep with a gun And keep an eye on you son So they can watch all the things you do Because the drugs never work They’re gonna give you a smirk ‘Cause they got methods of keepin' you clean They’re gonna rip up your heads Your aspirations to shreds Another cock in the murder machine They said all teenagers scare The living shit out of me They could care less As long as someone'll bleed Download My chemical romance Ringtones So darken your clothes Or strike a violent pose Maybe they’ll leave you alone, but not me The boys and girls in a clique The awful names that they stick You’re never gonna fit in much, kid But if you’re troubled and hurt What you got under your shirt Wi

Teenagers By Mcr
My Chemical Romance - Teenagers they´re gonna cl... (more) Added: July 10, 2007 My Chemical Romance - Teenagers they´re gonna clean up your looks with all the lies in the books to make a citizen out of you because they sleep with a gun and keep an eye on you, son so they can watch all the things you do because the drugs never work they gonna give you a smirk ´cause they got methods in keeping you clean they gonna rip up your heads your aspirations to shreads another cog in the murder machine they said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me they could care less as long as someone´ll bleed so darken your clothes or strike a violent pose maybe they´ll leave you alone but not me! the boys and girls in the clique the awful names that they stick you´re never gonna fit in much, kid but if you´re troubled and hurt what you got under your shirt will make them pay for the things that they did they said all teenagers s

Teenage Mutant Ninja Drain Rooms
so im chilling at work on my break. having my normal smoke and just enjoying the few minutes. when i look down to ash my smoke. the ash falls into a drain window thingy. whatever... anyway there is a light on inside the thing... i look in and see a rug a chair and someone just chilling in there.... im thinking wtf?!?!?!?!?!? i starting looking into it fully trying to get a better view... and start seeing some picture frames... this is a fucking ROOM! under the street infront of my store.... im thinking thats a weird basement room... must suck... i swear... i uploaded a pic of what and how big it is.... the little metal grate that is the dudes window to the outside world. and then i started doing the info google and wiki check to see underworld cities in san francisco... turns out that that might be a room to old san francisco. since san fran is five stories above the original san francisco... so that is cool and weird in its own right.... i dont know... what do y

Teeny Conversation
She holds a tiny Fur real friend in her hands. She got it out of a happy meal. "Mom..what should I name her" "Scar" I say. Sipping my coffee and surfing the internet. "Scar???!" Her nose wrinkles. "Yeah...he looks exactly like Shanes old cat Scar." "Moooooooom! SHE is a girl!" She sighs at me. Moms are so ignorant sometimes i suppose. I take the tiny stuffed kitty out of her hands and flip it over. "I see no Vagina. How do you know its a girl?" "Uhh!! Mom! Becaaaaaaause!" I smile at her and place my chin in my hand. "Because why?" She turns the kitty over "BECAUSE! If it was a boy it would have SOMETHING hangin down. Thats why....so it's a girl." She smiles at me and struts off. My first laugh of the day.

A Teenager's View Of Heaven
A TEENAGER'S VIEW OF HEAVEN 17-year-old Brian Moore had only a short time to write something for a class. The subject was what Heaven was like. "I wowed 'em," he later told his father, Bruce. "It's a killer. It's the bomb. It's the best thing I ever wrote.." It also was the last. Brian Moore died May 27, 1997, the day after Memorial Day. He was driving home from a friend's house when his car went off Bulen-Pierce Road in Pickaway County and struck a utility pole. He emerged from the wreck unharmed but stepped on a downed power line and was electrocuted. The Moores framed a copy of Brian's essay and hung it among the family portraits in the living room. "I think God used him to make a point. I think we were meant to find it and make something out of it," Mrs. Moore said of the essay. She and her husband want to share their son's vision of life after death. "I'm happy for Brian. I know he's in heaven. I know I'll see him." Brian's Essay: The Room... In that place

6 Teens Beat, Rob Mail Carrier
can only hope that these idiots get caught. They apparently are very very dumb, seeing how stupid they where jumping a US Postal worker, automatic felony just for doing anything to hold up mail delivery. This is just getting to be intolerable in Columbus and all over Ohio. Please go to the link below, where there is News Coverage of the Story. http://www. 10tv. com/live/content/local/stories/2008/05/09/letter_carrier. html?sid=102 The Columbus Dispatch : 6 teens beat, rob mail carrier: "6 teens beat, rob mail carrier Saturday, May 10, 2008 12:57 AM By THEODORE DECKER THE COLUMBUS DISPATCH The attack on the mailman was prefaced with a request to bum a cigarette. Carrier Greg Nelson later decided that the question thrown at him by a group of boys as he delivered mail Thursday on the East Side likely was an attempt to size him up. Within minutes, the youths chased, assaulted and robbed Nelson in what the U.S. Postal Service said is only the third such attack on

Teen Agers
HELLO MY NAME IS DONN I HAVE THREE SONNS AND A DAUGHTER I LOST ONE OFF MY SONNS WHEN HE WAS 10 DAYS OLD .I WAS 21.ANY WAYS ABOUGHT YOUR DAUGHTER SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE LEARNED ALOT FROM YOU. BECOUSE SHE WAS SCARED OF BEING CAUGHT . LIKE MOST TEEN AGERS. MY DAUGHTER WAS DATING A BLACK GUY WHO WAS 19 AND I DON'T HAVE A COLOR ISSUE BUT IT WAS IS AGE THAT UPSET ME. MY DAUGHTER AT THE TIME WAS 14 AND A YEAR BEFORE THAT HER GRAND FATHER DID THINGS TO HER. SO EVER SINCE SHE'S HAD THE URGE.WELL I CALLED HER HOUSE ONE DAY TO TALK TO HER MOTHER AND FOUND OUT THAT NO ONE WAS HOME AND I ASKED WHO WAS WATCHING YOU SHE SAID NO ONE. WELL THAT GOT ME UPSET THREE KIDDS HOME ALONE.AND I ASK WHO WAS IN THE BACK GROUND BECOUSE I DIDN'T RECONIZE THE VOICE. SHE SAID AH THATS JUST A FRIEND OF MINE,SO I ASK HOW OLD HE WAS BECOUSE HE HAD A DEEP VOICE.SO I GOT IN TO TALKING AND ASKING ABOUT SEX WITH HIM THEN SHE THOUGHT I WAS GETTING INTO HER BUISINESS, AND I SAID WHEN YOUR 18 YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT BUT RIGHT N

Teen Pregnancies At 30 Year Low
Recent rise could be anomaly or sign of bigger problem By Lisa Anderson | Chicago Tribune correspondent 3:06 PM CDT, June 28, 2008 NEW YORK — News of a cluster of at least 17 pregnant teenagers at a small Massachusetts high school recently made headlines around the world, but it came at a time when teen pregnancies and abortions in the United States actually are at their lowest points in 30 years. Pregnancies — whether they end in birth, miscarriage or abortion — among women age 15 to 19 dropped to 72.2 per 1,000 women in 2004, down from a peak of 117 per 1,000 women in 1990, according to the latest data compiled by New York's Guttmacher Institute, which focuses on reproductive health research, policy analysis and education. While some 700,000 women age 15 to 19 become pregnant every year, the rate has declined 36 percent since it peaked in 1990. The rate of abortions among teens also plummeted, to 19.8 per 1,000 women in 2004 from a high of 43.5 per 1,000 in 1988.

Teens And Dating Violence
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Teenage Boys And Smutty Mags? You Don’t Say!
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Teen Love
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Teen Commits Suicide Online While People Watched!!
This is a sad commentary of our times in so many ways. A bipolar Florida teen started blogging about committing suicide 12 hours before he actually did it. Then he directs people to another live streaming website so that they can watch him die! Apparently, bloggers and others watched this young man for almost 8 hours before someone had the bloody common sense to actually call someone about this matter!! Apparently, bloggers were egging him on and encouraging him to kill himself too!! Some of these people on bodybuilders.com referred to him as being an attention whore and that he had threatened to commit suicide on other occasions. This is an outrage and very disturbing in my opinion that so many people would actually watch something like this! What's next? Live murders on webcam!! I mean don't get me wrong, i consider myself to be a twisted and morbid person but I would at least try and help someone like that, if I found out about someone wanting to do such a thing. SUICIDE IS NOT THE

Teenagers
My son is almost 13 and he doesn't get it. When I was a young man, I thought as long as I could imagine a problem going away or half-ass fixing it, no problem. That's what he thinks is the right thing to do. He doesn't understand how blessed he is. I didn't have two parents that took care of me. I didn't have new clothes and new things as quickly as I could say 'please'. I didn't have a parent who called school, went to school, reviewed my homework to make sure I did my best in school. My parents didn't go to college. My mother made a fraction even in today's dollars to what I make, so she hid the shame of welfare from us. At one time, we didn't even have a bathroom in our house. When computers, Atari, even a new typewriter came out, I didn't dare ask for one. I never learned to play an instrument. My mother rarely ever advised me about anything besides to stay out of trouble and if I got in it, she wasn't going to help me get out of it. We were poor, but we had love an

Teen Pregnancy
I happened to catch an episode of the Tyra Banks show this afternoon while grabbing a late lunch: http://tyrashow.warnerbros.com/2009/01/teen_pregnancy.php#pac It really saddened me... these girls, 14 thru 16 years old mostly, some pregnant for their 2nd or 3rd time already, were telling their stories and each and every one just fell apart basically before finishing. Then their own mothers were asked to tell how they felt about it... notta 1 was happy about what their teenage daughters had gotten themselves into. Finally, not a single one of the pregnant teens was still in a relationship with the father of their children (including the child-to-be). Tyra put it quite bluntly, "You're stupid; of course you're teenagers and teenagers generally are stupid but you're REALLY stupid" to paraphrase. Oh it's just aweful I swear... kids having kids and for all the wrong reasons or for no reason at all. Regards. - Michael

Teen Suicide
please pay attention to your children ... When a teen commits suicide, everyone is affected. Family members, friends, teammates, neighbors, and sometimes even those who didn't know the teen well might experience feelings of grief, confusion, guilt — and the sense that if only they had done something differently, the suicide could have been prevented. So it's important to understand the forces that can lead teens to suicide and to know how to help. About Teen Suicide The reasons behind a teen's suicide or attempted suicide can be complex. Although suicide is relatively rare among children, the rate of suicides and suicide attempts increases tremendously during adolescence. Suicide is the third-leading cause of death for 15- to 24-year-olds, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), surpassed only by accidents and homicide. The risk of suicide increases dramatically when kids and teens have access to firearms at home, and nearly 60% of all suici

Teens Aquitted Of Serious Charges In Beating Death Of Mexican Immigrant
I was outraged When I read This !!!!!! No Wonder Why I trust No One ,,,, Especially The law! POTTSVILLE, Pa. — Prosecutors called the beating death of an illegal immigrant from Mexico a hate crime, and they urged an all-white jury in Pennsylvania coal country to punish two white teenagers for their roles in the attack.Instead, the jury found the teens innocent of all serious charges, a decision that elicited cheers and claps from the defendants' families and friends — and cries of outrage from the victim's.Brandon Piekarsky, 17, was acquitted of third-degree murder and ethnic intimidation, while Derrick Donchak, 19, was acquitted of aggravated assault and ethnic intimidation. Both were convicted of simple assault late Friday following a trial in which jurors were left to sort out the facts of an epithet-filled brawl that pitted popular football players against a 25-year-old Hispanic man, Luis Ramirez, who appeared willing to fight.A representative of Ramirez's family sa

Teens Aquitted In Beating Death Part 2
Friends and relatives of two teens accused in the beating death of a Mexican immigrant struggled to contain their relief as not-guilty verdicts were announced on the most serious charges against the former high school football stars Friday.Gasps filled the courtroom and some had to be restrained by sheriff's deputies as they tried to rush the defense table after Derrick Donchak, 19, and Brandon Piekarsky, 17, were acquitted of aggravated assault, reckless endangerment and ethnic intimidation for the death of Luis Ramirez.Piekarsky was also found not guilty of third-degree murder for the death of Ramirez, who died of blunt force injuries after an encounter with the teens last summer.However, the all-white jury of six men and six women from Schuylkill County jury found Piekarsky and Donchak guilty of simple assault.The case drew national attention to the small town of Shenandoah, Pennsylvania, highlighting race relations and polarizing the community on who was to blame for the incident.L

Teenage Catgirls In Heat Blog 2
Um, I loved it even though I still feel... a digital camera, all of my friends and their boyfriends or husbands, my cat and theirs, and i could make a better version still I love it but then again deep down I'm a catgirl. Deep down, I purr in my sleep, or so i've been told out of the blue. DEEP DOWN I WANT TO RULE THE GIANT LITTER BOX. well jking but still.

Teen Confesses To Roasting A Kitten! Read At Your Own Risk!
Bronx teen confesses to roasting kitten BY Lisa L. Colangelo, Erica Pearson and Bill Hutchinson DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS Friday, June 5th 2009, 4:00 AM Myspace Cheyenne Cherry tossed her ex-roommate's kitty, Tiger Lily (below), into the stove, then left so she didn't have to hear the cat's anguished cries. Myspace A Bronx teenager roasted her ex-roommate's kitten to death in a stove - then brushed off the incident as a joke when she was busted, authorities said Thursday. "I hate cats," Cheyenne Cherry, 17, allegedly told investigators when asked about the heartless crime. Cherry's confession came after she was arrested Wednesday by the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. She and an unidentified juvenile allegedly broke into Valerie Hernandez's Tinton Ave. apartment on May 6 and trashed the place. Then in a shocking act of animal abuse, they tossed the woman's kitten, Tiger Lily, into the stove and cranked up the temperature, ASPCA assistant d

Teen With Tonsillitis Dies After Being Misdiagnosed With H1n1
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,539910... Charlotte Hartey’s condition was diagnosed over the phone, like many other H1N1 viruses in the United Kingdom, but when complications arose from Charlotte’s real affliction – tonsillitis – the teenager died. Charlotte, of Oswestry, Shropshire in England, was prescribed Tamiflu via the flu hotline, but when she didn’t feel any better, she was admitted to the hospital on July 29 where she died two days later after her lungs collapsed. A post-mortem exam showed Charlotte died from “natural causes.” According to the Daily Mail, many of these H1N1 hotlines are being manned by people who are not qualified to give medical advice, much less prescribe medication.

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Teenagers By My Chemical Romance
They're gonna clean up your looks With all the lies in the books To make a citizen out of you Because they sleep with a gun And keep an eye on you, son So they can watch all the things you do Because the drugs never work They're gonna give you a smirk 'Cause they got methods of keeping you clean They're gonna rip up your heads, Your aspirations to shreds Another cog in the murder machine They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me They could care less as long as someone'll bleed So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me The boys and girls in the clique The awful names that they stick You're never gonna fit in much, kid But if you're troubled and hurt What you got under your shirt Will make them pay for the things that they did They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me They could care less as long as someone'll bleed So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me Ohh

Teens Pour Vodka Into Their Eyes
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5 Teens Pregnant After Playing The Game
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Teen Sexual Extortion Is On The Rise
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Teen Novels
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Teenager Turns In Parents For Marijuana
A respected married couple was arrested for growing marijuana after their teenage son reports them to the police. Are you aware of what your children are being taught in schools? Reports are showing that it's more then academics and P.E., our kids are literally being taught to spy and report in their parents. News Flash 420 reported on public schools encouraging children to watch for criminal activity and suspicious behavior at home, and Infowars.com reported this and the addition of kids being taught to report their parents for using to much water and energy. This may seem unlikely, however the number of children turning in mom and dad is on the rise, and it's working as well as it did for the Nazi's. Now one Pennsylvania couple finds out the hard way that there maybe some truth to these rumors. 45-year-old Caren Shanfield and her husband 49-year-old Francis Joseph Medvedik are facing charges of manufacturing a controlled substance, possession of a controlled substance, criminal co

Teenagers
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Tee Shirt!
You are lying in bed, I climb in beside you, you are lying on your side….facing away from me….I am naked, you have a T shirt on….I snuggle up behind you wrapping my arms around your body from behind…..pressing the front of my body into your back and arse……I pull you tight to me…..my arms hugging you….my hands stroking your face tracing your mouth and lips, gently caressing your face….kissing the back of your neck…… My hand starts to stroke down your body, teasing your breasts and nipples, lightly stroking and playing…..one hand snakes down over your stomach, searching for the bottom of your t shirt…..stroking and caressing all the time…….my cock is starting to grow….pressing into the cleft of your arse cheeks…..all the time I am caressing your nipples and breasts, kissing and nibbling the back of your neck……I pull your t shirt up, and you help me pull it over your head, your skin feels warm and soft against me….I am hard now…..throbbing and ready to burst….hot and wanting……..my fing

The Teeth Of Change
Open me up before the world Objectify me I may as well tell you to since you'll do it anyways Not a person with a goal Turn me into what you will I have no meaning inside My purpose is to listen to your words Follow, abide Burn this body burn my shell I can see my future from here Get behind you see your way I see hell in your eyes I see there's nothing left inside you Tear through the dead Red lights from above

Teeter-totter In Between Brilliance And Insanity.
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Well my teeth have been killing me lately. I finally went to the Dentist yesterday. They too some x-rays and shit and said that if my teeth dont stop hurting by Monday, Ill have to get a root canal. They said that my tooth might be dead! Isnt it weird for someone my age to have 2 rootcanals done and a tooth pulled already? I think it is. But thats just me. Yup so right now I have some painkillers to take until Monday. OOH! I still havent been told about rather or not their going to sharpen my incisors for me. They were supposed to find out a long time ago. I dont really like this dentist anyways but what they hell beegars cant be choosers right?

Teeth And Other Shit.
Okay got 2 root canals, and have to get lots of other shit done...um but they wouldn't sharpen my teeth for me. I don't know why not though. Guess I'll just have to get caps or some shit. On another note, I was sunburnt a while ago and it still hurts like hell right now. When I get my pics developed I'll put them on here as soon as I can. May be a while though, I'm broke! Going to a psychologist the 29th to see if i can get Social Security. Going to a baby shower for my cousin girlfriend the 24th. Might be fun, getting some free pizza. ;) My older sister, Sarah, is due in October again. Another boy. Fathers day we're going to Huntington to pick up Bubby. Sarah was supposed to bring him, but she was told by her boyfriends parents that she had to stay there and spend time with his relatives, even though shes had this planned for a while. Lets see. Anything else? I don't think so, so I'll go. mmfwKl

Teeth The Size Of Piano Keys
I dropped all of my lovers. I stood up and screamed 'I'm in love!' You gave it to me through the eyes, hatred. Centuries deep and true. I was wrong, graceless, and sick. All of the things that I had learned had been wasted. There was no living creature as foul as I, and all of my poems were false. I could feel my soul, dropping down through the mattress. I had to leap up before it hit the floor. and I'm so alone. Illumination held out in front of my reaching arms. The darker things get the better i see. I'm so alone and so are you, we all live and die that way. You gave it to me through the eyes, hatred. Centuries deep and true. I was wrong, graceless, and sick. All of the things that I had learned had been wasted. There was no living creature as foul as I, and all of my poems were false. There was no living creature as foul as I... I could feel my soul, dropping... I could feel my soul, dropping down...

"teeth Down There "
"Teeth Down There " A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside of the ladies dressing room for his Mom to come out. While waiting the little boy gets bored and just when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt. "Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?" The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten. For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs. When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want." "What do you mean?" he asks. "Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to her crotch. "HELL NO!" he c

Teeth Problems
I was having some teeth problems so i went and had those teeth pulled yesterday. The dentist was a complete asshole...i wasnt numb before he started pulling and i screamed in pain so he kept calling me a ball baby and said he was quit and i could go somewhere else...i told him i wasnt numb and he said it was all in my head cuz thats the same dose he gives everybody...the dentist that i used to go to no longer accepts my insurance but she always had to give me 6 shots of novacaine to numb me completely....anywho....today i was looking at my gums where those teeth were pulled and they are now black...i mean really black....i have some people telling me that its an infection...i dont know...never had taht happen before. what do you guys all think? i dont know what to do...im already taking antibiotics.

Teeth
Dreams about teeth and losing teeth are common. Often the dream is troubling, although it does not contain the same fear or anxiety as a nightmare. In the dream, the teeth often are a concern only to the dreamer. Other characters in the dream either do not notice, or do not care, about the loose teeth. A 19-year-old woman reports: I am in the bedroom combing my hair. A guy comes in and asks me if I am in a relationship. I say no. Then, he asks me out on a date. I say yes. He is about to kiss me and I ask him to hold that thought for a second. I go to freshen up a bit. When I wipe my mouth, my teeth begin falling out! Every one I touch falls out. No bleeding, just empty spaces in my mouth. I go back out of the bathroom, concerned, but the guy doesn't notice. Meanwhile, I'm a wreck. In waking life, the woman reports feeling conflicted about ending a relationship with a man. She would like to renew it. Potential embarrassment is preventing her from doing so. Dreams of losing teeth

Teeth Dreams
"My Teeth Are Falling" Dreams that your teeth are falling out are the most common dreams we here at Dream Moods receive. Common dream scenarios include having your teeth crumbling in your hands or your teeth falling out one by one with just a light tap.�Such dreams are not only horrifying and shocking, but often leaves the dreamer with a lasting image of the dream. So what does it mean? One theory is that dreams about your teeth reflect your anxiety about your appearance and how others perceive you. Sadly, we live in a world where good looks are valued highly and your teeth play an important role in conveying that image. Teeth are used in the game of flirtations, whether it be a dazzling and gleaming smile or affectionate necking. These dreams may stem from a fear of your sexual impotence or the consequences of getting old. Teeth are an important feature of our attractiveness and presentation to others. Everybody worries about how they appear to others. Caring about our ap

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I have a 8 am Tee time with an associate this morning. He and I like to swing at (and sometimes hit) the ball at least once a month. We are terrible... but it is fun. Afterwards I have a lunch meeting with a high school teacher and then another meeting this evening with a fire chief in town so that will be interesting. I better go and get ready for the 9 holes. But it is so darn cold this morning... and it is still dark here at 6:45 am ... I hope we will be able to see the ball after (if) we hit the ball.

Teeth
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Teeth Drama
Hey everyone, Freaking teeth are hurting me soo bad, really started a new level of pain the past two days. I went to the dentist Feb 21st and he gave me an antibiotic and tylenol 3 for pain. Right now it is barely if any helping. I wish they could just yank them out. I have medical card, so have to wait for them to approve it before anything gets done. Please, asking all of you to say some prayers for me. This is an ungodly amount of pain my teeth are causing me. The left side of my face swells and I'm lucky if I manage 2 hours of sleep. Nothing seems to help. Mine is not just a regular tooth that aches. I have a gum disease, a bad one. So imagine your worst toothache you've ever had and multiply that by a 10,000 and you can picture the pain that I'm in. Anyways just wanted ya'll to know if I'm not on chatting much, this is why. I'm gonna log off now, I just took two tylenol 3's and an antibiotic and they seem to be working briefly. Not sure how long the pain will be gone so going

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Going on 10 months and every passing day makes us stronger. This time next year we'll be completely different. No longer boyfriend/girlfriend. It becomes house with a picket fence, complete with the doghouse and back deck where plenty of family gatherings will be held. I can't believe it. Yes, me the queen of cynicism. I always thought I would end up alone with a house full of cats. On that note, I'm going to curl up in our bed and stuff my face into the pillows and smell your scent one last time before I fall asleep. I love being in love

Tee Tee
tee tee I love you soo much hunny,your everything my air that i breathe the sun making the summer of us soo hot and melts the snow which ice these winterly roads that keeps us apart my moon brigthening ever night you never leave me in the dark. this love for you is so overwhelming you make me soo happy, happier then i've ever been and ever will be. you bring new hope everyday, i would have no breath no life nothing left with out u, all these years we loved and had broken hearts and promise. but all this finnally lead to us for now and ever. never having a doubt of missing you nor dying alone, a wonderful life thats wont be a dream anymore we have had great memories in the past and now the ones were making now, im glad i wont have a broken heart again but ill worry not both us but you when your sad i wana hold you close caressing your waist hiding my sadness behind my eyes,i am sorry for the little fights,that get you agitated upset pissed for when i don't know

Teeth
Went to dentist today..and the tooth I had drilled out 3 yrs ago.. and is mostly filling..well it needs root canal. I am so scared over the thought of this. Anyways.. was talking to mom tonite. She got me to thinking. I was gonna just get it pulled maybe but the Dr said I was to young and I would need it. He also said it would put my teeth out of order. Anyways.. 6 yrs ago I had my wisdom teeth pulled. (think its been that long ago) The tooth above this one..was pulled along with my wisdom teeth..because the wisdom tooth pushed on it and killed it. Anyways..mom mentioned..what good is this bottom tooth. I am not really eating with it much if its not pushing against the upper tooth? She also said shes got 3 missin in bottom row..and has never gave her any problems or messed up the allignment of them. So my question is.. should i fork out a fortune for this..or just pull it. its 900 for rootcanal.. 800 for crown. I got insurance..but it will not cover it all.

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Teeth Down There
A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside of the ladies dressing room for his Mom to come out. While waiting the little boy gets bored and just when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt."Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?"The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten.For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs. When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over for a little action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want.""What do you mean?" he asks."Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to her crotch."HELL NO!" he cries, "you've got teeth down here!""Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there is no

Teeter Totters
Teeter Totters The veins and arteries bound and woven tight Makes for a pulsing, throbbing, slippery tightrope Over rusty razors and shattered glass glistening bright I strive to balance, overcome the winds and cope Make my way across this gaping divide Trying to find a way to escape their calls Wanting only peace and stillness inside Clutching to overcome my failures and falls I hear deep within my breast, a sudden feline roar It voices a command, the collar and leash to slip I unfold my forgotten wings, let go, on the winds do soar Winds no longer buffet, my feet no longer have to grip No blood and barbwire perch strung out for me to crawl No more heavy stones and bronze bars to overcome No more gilded cages, no more frozen containing walls I glide towards my horizon, follow my own drum

Teeth
Teeth Dreams about teeth and losing teeth are common. Often the dream is troubling, although it does not contain the same fear or anxiety as a nightmare. In the dream, the teeth often are a concern only to the dreamer. Other characters in the dream either do not notice, or do not care, about the loose teeth. A 19-year-old woman reports: I am in the bedroom combing my hair. A guy comes in and asks me if I am in a relationship. I say no. Then, he asks me out on a date. I say yes. He is about to kiss me and I ask him to hold that thought for a second. I go to freshen up a bit. When I wipe my mouth, my teeth begin falling out! Every one I touch falls out. No bleeding, just empty spaces in my mouth. I go back out of the bathroom, concerned, but the guy doesn't notice. Meanwhile, I'm a wreck. In waking life, the woman reports feeling conflicted about ending a relationship with a man. She would like to renew it. Potential embarrassment is preventing her from doing so. Dream

Teeth Suck (bitch Fest...sorry)
I've pretty much had my fill of dentists, orthodontists, oral surgeons, etc. I go this morning for my 6 month check up. I have one molar on the side of my mouth from hell that we've been holding off doing any work on until I have this surgery. Why? Because it's going to need a crown. One of thise fucked up DNA things I was oh so fortunate to inherit. Well, it looks like we're not going to be able to hold off any further. (Fucking tooth!) No, it's decided to decay a bit further under the filling that's there. Yeah, I'm looking at getting another crown, which I knew eventually I was going to need but REALLY can't afford to get right now since, oh gee go figure, insurance companies pay SHIT on them. And the icing on the cake? Depending how far the decay goes, I might need to have a root canal. One thing I said I would never have done again because it FUCKING HURTS and I still have problems with the other one even though I shouldn't feel anything because the tooth is "dead". I told them to

Teeth
Teeth are important. To me, they are a deal breaker. I have all my teeth. I take care of my teeth. If you don't have your own teeth due to accident or other issue, you need to go to a dentist & have them hook you up. They do it every day. I have met alot of guys lately who have regular full time jobs, and are missing teeth. WHY are they not going to a dentist?? They have medical coverage at the job. I am sorry, but i am not gonna make out with you if you don't have any regard for your oral hygiene. It makes me wonder what else you are very lax about if you can't handle something that prominant.

Teets 'n Knees (boats 'n Hoes Parody"
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Teez Blog
Hottie Contest Host!!!@ fubar If you click that link you can see the hotties contest!Just go to his albums and you can see.There are alot of really good looking girls!I didnt enter cause i didnt know! but it would mean alot to me if you went for 15 or 20 minutes and dropped some comments to help TEEZ.She is in a sexy NAUGHTY SCHOOLGIRL outfit second row last pic.You cant miss it her sexy ass is showing! Every guy that drops her comments for awhile gets a pic of me in my new years sheer dress.i am practicaly naked!lol..so Just copy and paste anything hot in the comments to her pic!ty so much!

Teflon-tipped Smile
Yet another reason Matt sticks to visual art. Oh, the angst, the pain...I was emo before there was an emo, apparently. Old piece here. Your teflon-tipped smiles slide into me- through me. Your laugh, like a stiletto, into any chainmail I wear. I can see the infrastructure, the rusted steel beams, the crumbling concrete. I do not want this, I do not want this, I do not want this. Collapse. Bury me. Your teflon-tipped smiles slide into me. Through me.

Teh Awesome
Well holy hell in a hand basket Private Pile, I've decided to start my very own blog. WTF is up with a blog anyway and why do we call it that? Couldn't we think of a better word than "blog"? It sounds like an Icelandic piece of architecture or something right? Well party people I'm here to give you a little bit of "teh awesome" as I call it that is me. Yes, in case you haven't caught on, I'm a pilot and a fucking awesome one at that thank you very much and on a personally exciting note, I'd like to give thanks to all the fine people at Mikoyan Aircraft manufacturing for creating my kick ass birthday present. You may all be ex-commies and I'll still be making your major cities disappear in a blinding white flash in the near future but you still rock.

Teh Blahs
I found out yesterday that my tissue expansion has to go on hold due to my radiation. Once the radiation is done, I may not be able to have any further expansion. At best, it will be several months before my new boobs will be worked on again. I went out last night to the bar... wore a cami tank with a loose shirt over it. Apparently it was either too loose or not loose enough cuz I ended up getting stared at everywhere. Which led to me drinking more... which led to getting royally drunk, which I guess I needed. I've been trying to find work... I've finally resorted to pulling the survivor card and writing cover letters that say I was out of work fighting breast cancer and want to start a new challenge... I figured it's the only thing that will really set me apart from the competition. I've gotten no calls back from any applications over the past 7 months, so it's not like it can make it any worse - and maybe I'll get lucky and find a hiring manager that's been touched by i

Teh Chocolate Box
" Life Is Like A box Of Chocolates You Never Know What Your Gonna Get " Jump Into The Box And Let People Taste Your Flavor! click here to find out approved by (repost of original by '❦ ĦƐЯ ✌ϢѺⱤȽÐ ❦®' on '2008-05-16 23:55:11') (repost of original by 'Mémoire™♥Single N Looking ♥Fu-♥ 2 ^Sin^' on '2008-05-17 00:00:42')

Tehe Hehe.
911. Caller: You need to get here now! I need protection! He's going to kill me! What's your address and who's going to kill you? caller: *** ** **** **. My dad. He's on his way home to kill me. Madison to 309. Go ahead, Madison. I've got a caller on the line who advised her father is 51 to the residence to kill her. How old is she, Madison? How old are you? Caller: I'm 16. Please hurry! I need protection! He's going to kill me. Madison to 309. Go ahead, Madison. Caller advised she's 16. I'll be 51. So, why do you feel your father is going to kill you? I mean, what's going on? Caller: My mother found me in my room. Okay...and the significance..? Caller: Well, she found me with someone. Who'd she find you with? Caller: Well, she found me with my boyfriend. Oh, so, you don't actually believe your father is going to kill you, right? Caller: He's mad! You don't understand. I need protection. I have an officer en ro

Teh Fray - How 2 Save Life
STEP WAN: U SAY WE NED 2 TALK HE WALKZ U SAY SIT DOWN IZ JUS TALK HE SMILEZ POLITELY BAK 2 U U STARE POLITELY RITE ON THRU SUM SORT OV WINDOW 2 UR RITE AS HE GOEZ LEFT AN U STAY RITE TWEEN TEH LINEZ OV FEAR AN BLAME U BEGIN 2 WONDR Y U CAME WER DID I GO WRONG, I LOST FREND SOMEWHERE ALONG IN DA BITTERNES AN I WUD HAS STAYD UP WIF U ALL NITE HAD I KNOWN HOW 2 SAVE LIFE LET HIM KNOE DAT U KNOE BEST CAUSE AFTR ALL U DO KNOE BEST TRY 2 SLIP PAST HIS DEFENSE WITHOUT GRANTIN INNOCENCE LAY DOWN LIST OV WUT IZ WRONG TEH THINGS UVE TOLD HIM ALL ALONG AN PRAY 2 CEILIN CAT HE HEARS U AN PRAY 2 CEILIN CAT HE HEARS U WER DID I GO WRONG, I LOST FREND SOMEWHERE ALONG IN DA BITTERNES AN I WUD HAS STAYD UP WIF U ALL NITE HAD I KNOWN HOW 2 SAVE LIFE AS HE BEGINS 2 RAIZE HIS VOICE U LOWR YOURS AN GRANT HIM WAN LAST CHOICE DRIV TIL U LOSE TEH ROAD OR BRAEK WIF TEH ONEZ UVE FOLLOWD HE WILL DO WAN OV 2 THINGS HE WILL ADMIT 2 EVRYTHIN OR HELL SAY HEZ JUS NOT TEH SAME AN

Teh Pointz!!!111!!!
Hey! Guess what? Tomorrow there will be triple points. For once, it's not about me. :P This guy has 3 mil points to go. Could you help out between today and tomorrow and make it happen? He's like the best dude friend you could like have. Chef Jay@ fubar Thanks! That is all.

Tehran, The Government Has Decided Not To Release Five Iranians Captured In Iraq,
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - In a move likely to irritate Tehran, the government has decided not to release five Iranians captured in Iraq, a newspaper reported on Friday. The Washington Post said that after intense internal debate, the Bush administration had decided to keep the Iranians in custody and make them go through a periodic six-month review process used for the other 250 foreign detainees held in Iraq. The next review is not expected until July, the newspaper quoted U.S. officials as saying. Washington says the five, seized in a January 11 raid by U.S. forces in the Kurdish city of Arbil, are linked with Iranian Revolutionary Guard networks involved in providing explosive devices used to attack U.S. troops in Iraq. Iran says they are diplomats and has demanded their release.

Teh Smashin Pumpkins - Disarm
DISARM U WIF SMILE AN CUT U LIEK U WANTS ME 2 CUT DAT LIL CHILD INSIDE OV ME AN SUCH PART OV U OOH, TEH YEERS BURN OOH, TEH YEERS BURN I USD 2 BE LIL BOI SO OLD IN MAH SHOEZ AN WUT I CHOOSE IZ MAH CHOICE WUTS BOI SUPPOSD 2 DO? TEH KILLR IN ME IZ TEH KILLR IN U MAH LUV I SEND DIS SMILE OVAR 2 U DISARM U WIF SMILE AN LEEF U LIEK THEY LEFT ME HER 2 WITHR IN DENIAL TEH BITTERNES OV WAN HOOS LEFT ALONE OOH, TEH YEERS BURN OOH, TEH YEERS BURN, BURN, BURN I USD 2 BE LIL BOI SO OLD IN MAH SHOEZ AN WUT I CHOOSE IZ MAH VOICE WUTS BOI SUPPOSD 2 DO? TEH KILLR IN ME IZ TEH KILLR IN U MAH LUV I SEND DIS SMILE OVAR 2 U TEH KILLR IN ME IZ TEH KILLR IN U SEND DIS SMILE OVAR 2 U TEH KILLR IN ME IZ TEH KILLR IN U SEND DIS SMILE OVAR 2 U TEH KILLR IN ME IZ TEH KILLR IN U SEND DIS SMILE OVAR 2 U

Teietttttttttttttttttj
Laying awake at night, my tears run downCan't smile, sadden with this frownI think too muchI crave for the touchMy head hurts, my heart achesWondering how long it would takeI long for my new lifeOr end it with this knifeIt's so tempting to end it allTear drops of blood and watch it fallWith just one simple twistWith a silver upon my wristOr a painful stab into my heartDraining the pain apartI try to stay strongBut the devils inside sing me this songI can't eat....I can't sleepAll I seem to do is just weepI starve myself a lotFrom this saddness that was broughtOnly a few things makes my lips curlHidden thoughts within this girlWho am I? What's my purpose?What makes my life still exist? -writen by me

Te Invoco! Hahahaha!
Mi verga machetón está duro, te lo meto Esas putas si nos gustan tráeme la más chichona Concubina chulita, yo te cojo Quiero bruja, Pititis! Te invoco! No Brujo, lo duro, te lo mocho Viejo panzón, no parto, no te cojo Pinche cerdo, mamón, yo te chingo Yo te arranco los huevos hasta la verga Ay! Brujita dame algo, más o menos, yo te amo Esas skankas son marranas, tu eres, más cabrona Ven brujita, chulita, yo te cojo! La demonia, Pititis! Te Invoco! Te Invoco! Te Cojo! Te Invoco! Te Cojo! Te Invoco! Mi verga machetón está filoso, te lo meto Esas putas más baratas, tráeme, la más mamona Concubina chulita, yo te cojo Te doy todo! Pitits! Te Invoco! Ay! Papi brujito, te lo mocho No soy perra, mamón, eres joto Esa cabeza sin mente, pito guango Soy Pititis y que! Soy cabrona Te Invoco! Te Cojo! Te Invoco! Te Cojo!

Te Iubesc
Te iubesc o clipa , te iubesc o noapte Te iubesc atunci cand imi vorbesti in soapte Te iubesc cand zorii imi ating privirea Te iubesc sa aflu ce este fericire Te iubesc cand visele ma fura-n ele Te iubesc cand luna iasa printre stele Te iubesc cand noaptea ma cuprinde-n brate Te iubesc in clipa ce imi da sperante ... Te iubesc tacut si te iubesc curat Iubesc ce iti amintesti , iubesc ce ai uitat . Iubesc cand imi vorbesti in soapte , iubesc atunci cand taci . Te iubesc mai mult in toate cate faci

T.e. Lawrence
"Those who dream by night, in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that all was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, and make it possible Lawrence of Arabia

T.e. Lawrence (lawrence Of Arabia)
"Those who dream by night, in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that all was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, and make it possible." T.E. Lawrence (Lawrence of Arabia)

Telemarketer Revenge
Telemarketer Revenge The phone rang as I was sitting down to my evening meal, and as I answered it I was greeted with "Is this Karl Brummer". Not sounding anything like how my name SHOULD be prounounced, I realized I did not know this individual. I asked who was calling. The telemarketer said he was with The Rubber Band Powered Freezer Company or something like that. Then I asked him if he knew Karl personally and why was he calling this number. I then said off to the side, "get some pictures of the body at various angles and the blood smears", I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had called a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to testify in this murder case. I questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and if he could prove where he had been about one hour before he mad

Telemarketers
I just read this and thought i need to do this next time I get a call, I laughed so hard so I had to share... ~~~~ The phone rang as I was sitting down to my anticipated evening meal and, as I answered, I was greeted with, "Is this Wilhiam Wagenhoss?" This didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who is calling?" The telemarketer said he was with The Rubberband-Powered Freezer Company or something like that and then I asked him if he knew Wilhiam personally and why was he was calling this number. I then said, off to the side, "Get really good pictures of the body and all the blood." I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this call and he would be receiving a summons to appear in the local courthouse to testify in this murder case. I then questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for, how

Telemarketer Repellant
If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work, if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary. Say "no" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends, would you be my friend?" If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog has the gout..." If the company

The Telephone Call
This is one of my raciest stories that I've ever wrote.....Enjoy! He sat there with the remote in his hand clicking the channel button over and over again, he still couldn’t find anything on television. Why have cable and you still can’t find anything on the damn thing he thought as he threw it against the couch. That is when the phone rang and he reached over to get it, “Hello” he said lazily as his head fell back against the couch. “I am on my way and I want you naked when I get there.” said the female voice on the other end. He hung up the phone as quickly as he picked it up and started to take off his pants and then his shirt. He sat there for what must have been no longer than a minute when the knock at the door got him up. She walked in the apartment with nothing on but a jacket from what he saw and a smile on her face as she looked at him from head to toe. Slowly she closed the door and kissed him while she handled his beautiful cock. “C’mon baby let’s go to your room.” s

Telecommunicator's Prayer
Lord, in order to do my job better, please give me: The patience of Job, The wisdom of Solomon, The hide of an elephant, The knowledge of law, The ability to see around corners, thru walls and read minds, The ability to remember the location of every street, road, apartment and business in town and country, And the strength to carry this load of perfection. Author Unknown

Telemarketers, Hahaha
One thing that has always bugged me, and I'm sure it does most of you, is to sit down at the dinner table only to be interrupted by a phone call from a telemarketer. I decided, on one such occasion, to try to be as irritating to them as they were to me. This particular call happened to be from AT&T and it went something like this: Me: Hello AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T... Me: Is this AT&T? AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T... Me: This is AT&T? AT&T: Yes This is AT&T... Me: Is this AT&T? AT&T: YES! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron please? Me: May I ask who is calling? AT&T: This is AT&T. Me: OK, hold on. At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5> minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.! Me: Hello? AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron? Me: May I ask who is calling please? AT&T: Yes this is AT&T... Me: Is this AT&T? AT&T: Ye

Television
On the day of January 23,1977-the greatest event in the history of the world would change the format landscape of television as we know it. Even after years later,it still to this day holds the title of one of the best television mini-series of all time. Under the usual definition of a "series",ROOTS would not be included as a made for television movie-it was really an extended special. But in fact that it was the most-watched dramatic special in the history of television,and its considerable impact on its viewers was outstanding. The overall success of ROOTS was unprecedented. Approxiamately over 100 million viewers saw the concluding installment and it must be considered an event of considerable magnitude when nearly half of the entire population of the United States can be assembled in front of its television sets to watch a single dramatic presentation. No one,not even ABC,was prepared for anything this big. In fact,one of the reasons given for scheduling ROOTS on eight consecut

Television Conquers America
New York- For the first time in history, U.S. homes are occupied by more tv's than people. Acording the Nielsen Media Research, the average household has 2.55 humans- vs. 2.73 televisions. Half of all homes now have three or more tv's- up from only eleven percent in 1975.

Telemarketers
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "Why do you want to know?" Alternately, you can tell them, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my car won't start..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your problems. 3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary. 4. This works great if you are male: Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company..." You: (Wait for a second) With a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?" 5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully

Television These Days
what is it with tv these days do they not think we get tired of hearing about death and distruction in the world and most of these reality shows are getting more and more stupid,they complain about violence in the world and sex crimes well maybe they need to take a few lessons from the 70's and early 80's era when they were more comedy shows none of this stuff they know when they say (don't try this at home) they will.

The Telepathic Watch
A very handsome and even more confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and can't help but ask, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it." The woman is intrigued and asks, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!" The man taps on the face of the watch and explains, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."

Television Sux
Television Sucks The real problem with television is that it doesn't suck. I mean, sure, 95% of it does, but there are plenty of programs which are creative, interesting, funny, dramatic, moving, etc. If there's nothing on, there are countless movies you can rent and watch. The problem is that television gives you the illusion of connection to other people and to the world. No matter how empty and pathetic your own life might be, you can turn on the television and let the stories and emotions wash over you. Movies and tv programs let you get to know their characters in intimate detail, you seem to share the most important experiences of their lives, as they fall in love, fight wars, cure diseases, defeat alien invaders, and so on. But of course, it's a false intimacy. You don't know these people, the characters and events you're vicariously experiencing probably never existed, and even if they did they're still not part of your life and never will be. Meanwhile,

Telemarketer Torture
Telemarketer Torture The phone rang as I was sitting down to my evening meal, and as I answered it I was greeted with "Is this Karl Brummer"? Not sounding anything like my name, I asked who was calling. The telemarketer said he was with The Rubber Band Powered Freezer Company or something like that. Then I asked him if he knew Karl personally and why was he calling this number. I then said, off to the side, "get some pictures of the body at various angles and the blood smears". I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this call and he would most likely be receiving a summons to testify in this murder case. I questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone number at home , at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made this call. The telemarketer was getting very concerne

Telephone
The telephone often appears in dreams as a link between you and other dream characters who are physically inaccessible, but influential on the dream outcome. Many times, you will know who is on the other end of the phone before you pick it up to speak in your dream. The way you connect yourself to others with the dream phone is important. To whom is also important. The phone is often called the next best thing to being there. Consequently, using the phone in your dream indicates that while a person is influential in you life, they are not as connected with you as perhaps they could be or you would like them to be.

Telephone Solicitation Gone Bad
I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang. ME: Hello. AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T ... ME: Is this AT&T? AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ... ME: This is AT&T? AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ... ME: Is this AT&T? AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr.Byron, please? ME: May I ask who is calling? AT&T: This is AT&T. ME: Ok, hold on. At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting. ME: Hello? AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron? ME: May I ask who is calling, ! please? AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ... ME: This is AT&T? AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ... ME: The phone company? AT&T: Yes, sir. ME: I tho! ught you said this was AT&T. AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company. ME: I already have a phone. AT&T: We aren't selling phones today,

Televised Church
Televised Church 1.7.04 A man of cloth appears; the crowd cheers like puppets obeying their master. A silent hush covers the mass, as the weak and absent minded are brought onto the stage. Words of the almighty echo throughout the hall, While lies are spoken softly. The power of God slams into the forehead, but all that is healed is the greed of the praised. Before the curtain closes, confused souls are carried away from the stage. The minds of the followers never healed, the hearts still Broken and their pockets emptied.

Telephone Poll
The latest telephone poll taken by the California Governor's office, asked whether people who live in California think illegal immigration is a serious problem: 29% of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem." 71% of respondents answered: "No es una problema seriosa."

Telephone Problems
> > A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone > > failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, when > > it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. > > > > The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic > > dog or senile lady. > > > > He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the > > subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog > > moaned and the telephone began to ring. > > > > Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: > > > > 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain > > and collar. > > > > 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. > > > > 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was > > called. > > > > 4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate. > > > > 5. The wet ground would c

Telesales
Telesales One thing that has always bugged me, and I'm sure it does most of you, is to sit down at the dinner table only to be interrupted by a phone call from a telemarketer. I decided, on one such occasion, to try to be as irritating as they were to me. The call was from AT&T and it went something like this: (swallowing) - Me: Hello - AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T... - Me: Is this AT&T? - AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T... - Me: This is AT&T? - AT&T: Yes This is AT&T... - Me: Is this AT&T? - AT&T: YES! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron please? - Me: May I ask who is calling? - AT&T: This is AT&T. - Me: OK, hold on. At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting. - Me: Hello? - AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron? - Me: May I ask who is calling please? - AT&T: Yes this is AT&T... - Me: Is this AT&

Television Documentary
Okay, so I'm watching Dateline show, like i always do about these stupid fuckin guys who chat with young girls 13 or younger. Okay, yes, that is fucking wrong and there is nothin right about it. Here's the problem I have with it, these guys are being baited, isn't entrapment dismissable in the court of law. And that is exactly what Dateline is doing. Once again, as the father of four girls, these fuckin guys should be castrated, but the way they bait them, bothers me, it just seems illegal. If a 13 year old girl is talkin on the net to a 20-30 year old man, she knows exactly what she is doing. But these guys are fuckin gross and deserved to be put in prison and ass fucked til they bleed out their mouth.

Televsion And Reflections
Change; we don’t like it, we fear it, but we can't stop it from coming. We either adapt to change or we get left behind. And it hurts to grow, anybody who tells you it doesn’t is lying. But heres the truth: the more things change, the more they stay the same. And sometimes, sometimes change is good. Sometimes change is everything. Ok after watching Grey's anatomy tonight and hearing the ending it put me to thinking as I often do. There is so much truth in that statement. Change is hard change hurts and it is never easy. And sometimes even when we think we are changing we aren't. We just fool ourselves into believe we are and for a short time maybe we do. But invariably we do and will fall back to what we know. And sometimes that works for us other times it only brings up more issues. I've tried to change, I've tried to make different choices and yet I find myself always falling back into the tried and trued things I know and understand. And even though there is a certain leve

A Telegram Wrapped Around My Ankle
To comb nature, thats a no brainer, the feather stroke diary of a home makers, break the policy like the seal on a road flare. Im just an old mare who hasn't been brushed, every nights the same day dream that keeps me out of touch, her hair is so soft, tearing up the split ends, bearly enough cuz the whip tends to knot, as do you not depends on strategy and plot, she keeps going and the batteries are shot, writing away...she composed Beeethoven's Piano Concerto NO. 5 in her sleep, inbetween jobs, and filing for devorse, riding out her high horse for weeks, the vocabulary translated into notes so distinct, she still knows to blink, the way emotions sink in the oceans wink, a poetry in sync

Teletubbies Cupcakes
urn ordinary cupcakes into adorable Teletubbies with just candy, pipecleaners, and some creative frosting. Have fun, but remember to keep candy out of toddlers' reach to prevent choking. Party Idea: Toddle in Teletubbyland for your child's next birthday. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: Cooled cupcakes -- at least one for each guest Purple, yellow, green and red frosting Purple, yellow, green and red pipe cleaners Assorted candy (mini M&Ms, red rope licorice, purple, yellow, green and red gumdrops) 1. Cover a table with a cloth and set out bowls of each frosting color, assorted candies, plates and utensils. 2. To create a Teletubby, spread desired color of frosting on cupcake. 3. For the face, flatten a gumdrop the same color as the frosting and place in the center of the cupcake. For the ears, cut a flattened gumdrop in half and place on the sides of the face. 4. Use frosting to glue on two mini M&M eyes and a red rope licorice smile. 5. Twist the appropriate color ante

Television Star Exits Scientology
Television Star Exits Scientology Ruggedly handsome actor Jason Beghe was best man at the wedding of "X-Files" star David Duchovny (his childhood pal) and actress Tea Leoni. In 1998, he starred as Demi Moore’s love interest in "G.I. Jane." He’s been featured in numerous TV dramas such as "Criminal Minds," "Numb3rs" and "CSI." In 2005, Beghe appeared in promotional spots for the Church of Scientology. But now, Beghe has escaped the church after taking courses since 1994. He’s made a video that’s up on YouTube. This is what he has to say: "Scientology is destructive and a rip-off." He also says: "It’s very, very dangerous for your spiritual, psychological, mental, emotional health and evolution. I think it stunts your evolution. If Scientology is real, then something’s f---ed up." You can see from the video that Beghe does not mince words. But his refreshing candor about the religion he joined in 1994 should shake the Celebrity Center to its core. "It ain’t deliverin’

Telephone Calls
Telephone calls Apartment A is at it again Paper thin walls she's been sleeping around with other men and other women but right about now her head is swimming he's breakin' up the furniture screamin' and a yellin' about to beat the hell outta her CHORUS 1 Television ringin' in my ear I've been thinkin' Haven't had a break in 20 years I've been drinkin' Telephone calls insanity is just another ring away [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/Tyy ] I get the paper take a look at it every single day Another episode another life flushed down the camode(spelling?) We're all carrying such a heavy load I get no slack it's breakin' my back CHORUS 2 Television ringin' in my ear, I've been drinkin' Haven't had a break in 20 years I've been thinkin' get me out of here.. 'til the coast is clear Television ringin'in my ear, I've been thinkin' Haven't had a break in 20 years I keep drinkin' Television ringin' in my ear, I keep drinkin' liquor, wine, and beer I'

Telethon
I come to you today with a much bigger issue than points or leveling or trying to get you into a lounge. The lives of precious children are at stake. Maybe even someone you love. Scientists are close to finding a cure for muscular dystrophy. Just this past year really significant progress has been made. For instance, researchers recently found a new type of stem cell that seemingly could be the all out cure for MS. It’s worked great in the lab and scientists are getting really excited about this promising discovery. It’s this kind of research that your donations make possible. MDA needs our support now more than ever. They are so close to ending this horrible disease forever. I know times are tight for a lot of us but there are some things that are just so important you can’t overlook them. Even if it’s a small donation, it will make you feel like a million bucks. Earlier this year at the MDA Lock-Up, over half the donations I received were between $10 and $20. If you can’

Television
Television is officially dead and buried, well it's been dead for a few years now. Great quality shows such as Smallville, Battlestar Galactica and House are overshadowed by the trainwreck shows such as American Idol, Rock of Love and every freaking reality show out there. Now I am a huge fan of the CW show Smallville because being a fan of Superman since I was a small child I love the new spin on the character. It is very well written and they introduce all of the DC Universe characters (with the exception of Batman and Wonder Woman). I love the new spin on all of the DC characters and I understand why they did not put Bruce Wayne (Batman) into the show itself (Character issues because of Christopher Nolan's Batman movies.) Now when I was a kid I didnt watch much sci-fi television shows, the ones I did watch though were Battlestar Galactica (the original), Buck Rogers, Doctor Who (The Tom Baker Years) and old episodes of the classic Star Trek. I am very disappointed that the

Telephone Blues
telephone blues in love with a porn star not sure why... in love with a porn star i'll shout out loud really i'm not to shy... in love with a porn star even though i love you all this has got to B love so what next? which one will call??? 5.11.09 fester for Bella

Telephone
Telephone The telephone often appears in dreams as a link between you and other dream characters who are physically inaccessible, but influential on the dream outcome. Many times, you will know who is on the other end of the phone before you pick it up to speak in your dream. The way you connect yourself to others with the dream phone is important. To whom is also important. The phone is often called the next best thing to being there. Consequently, using the phone in your dream indicates that while a person is influential in you life, they are not as connected with you as perhaps they could be or you would like them to be.

Telephones And You
So a few years back im doing some work on the homestead. This one room didnt have a telephone jack in it, so I figured would be a good idea to put one in there. Now anybody that has ever done this knows what could happen. I got the telephone line ran fine, went to splice it in. Here is where I lose my head. Keep in mind this phone had not rang ALL DAY. So I have two wires I am tryin to splice together, there came a point where truthfully I needed another hand. So in my infinite wisdom, I decided to place the ends of the wire in my mouth. So im holding between my teeth, working on the other stuff, and just at that moment the phone rings. If nobody has ever felt this before, lets just say its shocking. It shot me across the room. All I could do is sit and twitch. My dad with his wonderful grasp of the english language looked at me and laughed and said SON, you look like a coondog shitting pepper seeds. Needless to say I learned my lesson. Only reason I bring this up ton

Telegram
i am sending you a telegram a telegraph, a teleprompted paper monkey on this stillborn anniversary Whose wine we spilled on the carpet Boots lie heavy with awkward hitchhiked shadows Placed there with angry precision By wanton words carelessly placed with angry Abandon Dusted sallow greek with their tragic wear, uncertain if they will be sprung On a silent retreat while you snore too content to care

Telemarketing Authority Figures Can Lick My Balls
I almost got fired from my telemarketing night job tonight. Some gigantic blob of a woman supervisor I will call Clayface (because she looks like Clayface from Batman) asked us how we like the job. I answered honestly. Duh, how stupid of me. For some reason It never gets through to me that honesty is a cardinal sin in telemarketing. Anyway a couple hours later this dickhead manager who takes himself way too seriously pulls me aside and accuses me of spreading negativity. I did no such thing. I was minding my own business and doing my job when they asked me a question that I simply answered and explained why. I have been in this shitty business for the better part of 6 years and have never seen a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Seriously they are a superstitious and cowardly lot. I did not use those words however. The only reason why I'm doing it now is because I can't get hired for anything else. Not even McDonalds. I have a fucking degree in Network Engineering f

Telephone Remake
This is just too funny. I had to share it! A couple of troop stationed in Afghanistan remade Lady Gaga's "Telephone". The one white guy is actually a pretty good dancer. lol Telephone Remake @ Yahoo! Video

Television Show
For the longest time Starchaser has said that I have killer chemistry with Captain Cooter...wow, that was odd calling him that. I always say Van or Meat Head. Anyway, he's been telling me that me and him should move in together and hook up a 24 hour webcam. That we'd have a killer "show" because we are just that funny together. I can kind of see it I guess. We always joke around with each other and we generally have people on here laughing a lot. However, he added a new twist in the "show". He said we should have Cubby come on as a guest. I'm thinking that would be great, lol. Could you imagine a web show of two regular members with "special guests" of other site members. It'd only be popular with a few people though..... I love my friends

Telephonic Interview Tips
Telephonic Interview Tips Everyone is different. Personally I don't think it has as much to do with what time of the day that you do a phone screen as it does how prepared you are for that phone screen.Speaking from the experience as someone who is in the recruiting industry and has done numerous phone interviews, if a recruiter or hiring manager gives you the choice of when you would like to conduct the phone screen, obviously pick the best time of the day that you think works for you. However, in many cases, that recruiter or hiring manager has a full schedule and you may have to accommodate their schedule.In any regards, here are the things you need when conducting a phone interview. If you prepare ahead of time, you should have no problem doing very well on the phone.Items needed:1. COPY OF YOUR RESUME: It's important that you are looking at the same document as the person interviewing you on the phone. Chances are high that they will have your resume in front of them and ask que

Telemarketing And Weak People
Telemarkiting and weak people. Do not look up quotes for health insurance on the internet. You'll end up getting pestered by soliciters all damn day and eventually you'll end up snapping and scareing the hell out some poot guy who had nothing else to do with his or her life then bother people and slowly loose any sense of self worth they ever had. I despise people that earn a living like that. It's pointless. No one ever buys and if you do buy, it's probably because you're weak willed and were pressured into it by their non-stop bullshit ranting that seems to leave no other answere then "yes sir" or "dude, fuck off and shut the hell up you useless sack of waste." there is no middle ground with these people. they read from a script and do it badly at that. Then of course I end up hearing from the dumb fuck who deals with people and dosn't even speak the freaking language. well you know what Habeeb, Fuck you too. if your going to call me at all sorts

Telepathic Species ( We Are Not Alone )
The telepathic field I project can be quite strong on occasion owing probably to my emotional state at the time I encounter certain persons who are more sensitive. I've noticed for years that when I come within a certain radius of said persons it's like my presence is a few feet ahead of me and tends to startle them as I approach. I once saw a textbook case of this with somebodies Terrier sitting outside of a gas station waiting for it's master. As people were going in and out of the building the animal was very casually sitting there, not even looking at who was coming out of the building. As I approached the door it suddenly whirled around eyes wide and teeth bared. Two Christmas's ago our mixed Collie got into a fight and was badly injured. We brought him inside to counter shock and he curled up by the furnace. The next day we were able to get medication but in the mean time he wouldn't touch the water that was sitting right in front of him. I was very worried about h

Telefono
El punto culminante de la Interfaz de usuario Sense 5 y del HTC Uno es sin alimentación Pantalla de inicio de Me Empresa le gusta LLAMAR RSS Blink. Si ha utilizado la Aplicación Flipboard noticias sociales, Alimentación Blink le resultará muy familiar. Florerias select "Temas y Servicios" para la Alimentación parpadean y sí impulsará ACTUALIZACIONES de Los Mismos en la Pantalla de inicio. Los Servicios locales de noticias NDTV incluyendo, Hindustan Times, India Today, y Aaj Tak, Entre Otros Esteban DISPONIBLES en El Momento De Escribir this Entrada. TAMBIEN SE Puede SELECCIONAR Categorias de Intereses. Also allows select los Servicios de Como Facebook, Twitter, Flickr, LinkedIn y Plurk, Configurar Su Cuenta y recibir Noticias sobre la Alimentación Blink. moviles baratos Hijo Las ACTUALIZACIONES En Forma de fichas Que se pueden aprovechar de ofrecer Texto completo o vídeos. Also Se Puede compartir la ACTUALIZACIÓN a Través de Redes Sociales y Correo electrónico. El Telefono DISPONE d

Telemóveis Dual Sim Blessing In Disguise
Dual sim celular pode ser melhor definida como dois telefones celulares integrados em um aparelho. Suas vantagens incluem a segregação de chamadas privadas e profissionais, sem aborrecimentos. Você pode manter dois números de celulares ao mesmo tempo sem ficar confuso a respeito de ring-tones, aparelhos e os números. Você pode optar por um CDMA e um número GSM para aproveitar as vantagens dos dois. Outra opção é ter duas conexões GSM ou CDMA duas conexões ao mesmo tempo. No caso do seu escritório tem uma rede de Vodafone e seu amado tem uma idéia de conexão móvel, então você tem a opção de utilizar os serviços de ambos Vodafone e conexões de idéia e aproveitar os melhores planos disponíveis. Isso economiza um monte de dinheiro no decorrer do tempo. Quando você está em casa, relaxando após o horário de expediente, em seguida, desligue o número do escritório e manter a linha privada diante. Assim que chegar a este hábito, então você só vai entender os benefícios de conforto vida pessoa

Telefone Celular Barato: Como Você Encontrá-los
A velha concepção de que os telefones celulares são brinquedos simplesmente pródigos é agora demitido pela crescente necessidade para isso. Os telefones celulares já se tornaram uma ferramenta muito importante para todos, incluindo os pais que querem saber onde seus filhos estão em uma base diária, os agentes de negócio que faz as tarefas de forma mais eficiente com os celulares multifuncionais e até mesmo adolescentes "têm necessidade de uma telemoveis Baratos. Longe vão os dias em que celulares eram brinquedos para mostrar, agora eles têm evoluído para ser uma necessidade extrema. Como resultado, os telefones celulares de vários modelos e desenhos agora inundar o mercado. Você tem os telefones celulares que podem executar muitas funções diferentes e pode ser caro, mas há também aqueles telefones básicos que pode ser tido por um preço barato sujeira. Agora, considerando esta grande necessidade e desejo de telefones celulares, os fabricantes têm inundado o mercado com telefone celula

Telefono K L Lezioni Io 600 Milioni Di Tl Nel Mortaio Siamo
Telefono e tablet PC k L Fuori Na y Ogni anno circa Circa £ 600.000.000 di mortaio Ci sono, ma i dispositivi ancora non è facile da mantenere. Danni g Ren, a servizio dei dispositivi mancanti Gestita monete chiamato Nd Accedi dispositivo Oneri uomo due volte Na Kabiliyor.offerte cellulari Mapfre Genel Sigorta e dispositivi tecnologici che offrono pacchetti sicurezza Teknokask 'Tayfun Gülge il Direttore Generale, I dispositivi N appena schermo morto Ba lievito Lamas N Nk L F sat S Nell'arte Una causa esso pasto, ma k l fuori danni alla neve s n fta rimosso n dice.Soldi spesi guaina 600 M Lyon €Ak Ll Telefono satellitare e tablet PC s N n ge giorni teak aumento di E, i dispositivi n Utilizzare i tempi m, i levselliklerini ed uso l l n y positivo influenza nel k l fuori produzione di n, a causa s con la nuova setta runa morto mas stata la causa. D Ti L anno scorso più di 6 milioni ak Ll telefono e le vendite di tablet PC ld Turchia, K L Fa ammonta Spesi TENTO 600 milioni

Telefonica's Digital Director
"We're excited dynamic acerca app search," Telefonica's digital director of open Web services Yotam Benami tells CNET, That Referring to the function finds apps and pages on the Web instead of on an app store. "It's a very personalized experience. You can interact with Web apps in the cloud. The entire user experience is more simple and streamlined. Many users are frustrated With The Complexities of Android."While the ZTE Open is the very first Firefox OS smartphone to make its debut, it will not be the only one. Telefonica will soon launch another entry-level phone, the Alcatel One Touch Fire, in Brazil, Venezuela and Colombia.efox-shop.comIn Addition to Telefonica, other carriers: such as Telenor and Deutsche Telekom will join the party, launching Firefox OS phones in Central and Eastern Europe and Poland, respectively. OEMs on board with Firefox OS, meanwhile, include Sony and LG Electronics, while plenty of cFor more information, please visit：http://www.efox-shop.com/ eFoxOt

Teléfonos Móviles: Comunicación Made Easy
En los últimos años recientes, el teléfono móvil ha sido capaz de adquirir un enorme mercado y ha creado un estilo de vida, entre los jóvenes. Hoy en día, las personas están dispuestos a derramar su dinero a deber los últimos teléfonos celulares y más avanzada. De hecho, hoy en día, los desarrolladores móviles tienen que reduce en gran medida los precios de sus teléfonos. Esto ha animado a los consumidores a comprar nuevos teléfonos cada vez que se aburren de la antigua. También se llama como smartphones, estos moviles chinos baratos portátiles han convierte en una necesidad extrema de las personas y no se puede imaginar la vida sin estos dispositivos geek. Era la época, en que los teléfonos celulares se limitaban a hacer y recibir llamadas y mensajes de texto. A medida que el tiempo pasaba y con el advenimiento de nuevas tecnologías llegó la nueva era en el sector de la comunicación. Esta revolución en la tecnología y la ciencia dio a luz a los teléfonos móviles de nueva edad, o podem

Teléfono Tracker, Garantizar La Seguridad De Una Manera Inteligente
Phone Tracker es un poco como una red de seguridad bien organizado para teléfonos inteligentes y se las arregla para ofrecer un poco más de lo que parece a primera vista. Aunque el nombre sugiere que esta aplicación es puramente acerca del seguimiento de rastrear la ubicación de su teléfono Android es un montón de otras funciones muy útiles que vienen con él. Pone detective privado para seguir intuitivamente teléfono de localización GPS y tiene el potencial para mantener un ojo en sus hijos por el control del teléfono y datos de SMS, historial de Internet, así como dar el teléfono y la libreta de contactos. -android 4.2 Teléfono-Tracker es una aplicación muy útil scurity específicamente dise?ado para ser visible en los smartphones con Android. Es una manera fácil de rastrear la ubicación GPS de la ruta aprobada recientemente que se puede tomar, los mapas, la seguridad para usted y sus seres queridos para garantizar su seguridad, así como la agenda, los contactos de correo electrónico

Teléfono Celular Convertirse última Herramienta De Primeros Auxilios?
La tecnología, en particular la reciente serie de dispositivos móviles como iPhones y iPads, están dise?ados para hacer muchas cosas más allá de sus capacidades básicas. Esencialmente, estos dispositivos, siempre y cuando, AORE equipados con una aplicación, son casi ilimitadas en las posibilidades. De navegación básica por Internet para registrar y hacer música, estos ordenadores portátiles o teléfonos celulares son ingeniosos en muchos casos. Un caso recientemente descubierto era un teléfono celular, el AM utilizan en primeros auxilios. Esto no es, AOT simplemente buscando un diagnóstico a través de Web, MD, sin embargo. Más allá de los síntomas de cheques, un teléfono celular fue encontrado por un equipo de investigadores de la Universidad de California, Berkeley, para ser utilizado como un microscopio.-android 4.0 Este artículo detalla cómo los investigadores habían subido con este dispositivo a través de los estudiantes. Llamado un CellScope, el dispositivo no es más que un micros

Teléfonos Móviles Baratos: Utilice Ofertas Para Ahorrar Dinero
Proveedores de red y fabricantes de móviles se han ideado formas ingeniosas para vender sus productos y satisfacer a los clientes al mismo tiempo. Con estos sistemas, podemos obtener los gadgets más elegante en casi ningún gasto. Estas ofertas pueden ser utilizados por cualquier persona, ya que son asequibles y fáciles de usar. Todo el mundo puede encontrar algo en su presupuesto y comprar los teléfonos móviles baratos. -android 4.0 Planes de pago SIM son los que le permiten comprar teléfonos móviles baratos sin tarjeta SIM. Esto se hace para que cuando usted viaja, usted no tiene que pagar los cargos de roaming. Usted puede cambiar su tarjeta SIM cuando más le convenga. Esto le ayuda a ahorrar mucho dinero al evitar facturas innecesarias.-android 4.1 Con los planes de post-pago del contrato, que sería capaz de pagar por el teléfono un mes a la vez. Para el período de duración, se puede disfrutar de beneficios como SMS gratis, minutos de llamadas y el uso de internet. Entonces hay ta

Tell Me!!
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would u kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why? 7. Describe me in 1 word! 8. What was ur first impression of me? 9. Do u still think the same? 10. What reminds u of me? 11. If you could give me anything wot would it be? 12. How well do u know me? 13. When's the last time u saw me if u ever saw me? 14. Ever wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldn't? 15. To put it bluntly, wud u fuck me ? 16. Are you going to put this on ur blog and see what i say about you? 17. Would you ever meet up with me?

Tell Me What Your Thinking
I am thinking about how cool the sun looks as it reflects off my glass coffee table and refracts all over the living room. I am sitting here wishing I was somewhere else. The view is cool but just outside my grasp....As the clouds fade into view and push the sun aside I am able to see the different shades of grey. The feelings pass and reality returns. The stale taste of crushed up lorcet sting my tongue and I wash it down with my luke warm coke. I push past the pain in my head and put on a smile pretending everything is alright. And it is.....

Tell Me One Thing
thats all i want, for everyone who reads this to tell me one thing they like about me, weither you know me personally, or just looking at my pictures, tell me one thing you like the most about me. im curious as to find out what ppl really think at first glance.

Tell Me !! ? !!
1. Who are you? 2. Where are you from? 3. Have you ever been to Sweden? 4. Are we friends? 5. When and how did we meet? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would u kiss me? 8. Give me a nickname and explain why? 9. Describe me in 1 word! 10. What was ur first impression of me? 11. Do u still think the same? 12. What reminds u of me? 13. If you could give me anything what would it be? 14. How well do u know me? 15. When's the last time u saw me if u ever saw me? 16. Ever wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldn't? 17. Would you ever meet up with me?

Tell Me Ur Sign?
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) --Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them. They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin

Tell Me True
Perhaps you think I’m kidding When I say that I love you And more than anything I want To spend my life with you. I guess I am not coming through With words you understand Or maybe you’re not listening, so Come closer, take my hand. Just walk along and talk with me And tell me how you feel; If you don’t love me, tell me so, It may hurt but I will heal. Living in a fantasy is Not the life that I prefer; I’d rather know just where I stand Than continue in a blur. So, hold me close and tell me true, This much I need from you; And if you do not feel the same, I’ll walk on, with a fond adieu.

Tell Your Sweetheart You Love Her
i love the way you fit in my arms or the way i make you smile i love the fact that your always there to listen in times of trials i love your charm and beauty your smell, soft lips, and your hair i love how much i love you even tho im not there i love the way you make me nervous i say the wrong thing and i trip i wish i had lots of money to take you sail round the world on a ship i love how my heart skips when ever your on the phone i still think of you everytime i put in that cd deftones there are so many times i should have told you how i really felt inside and then maybe things would have been different but these feelings i can not hide you mean the world to me babe

Tell Me The Name
After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer. The bartender replied "There's one thing every man has to do here before getting served. You have to tell me the name of your penis." Joe thought it was a bit silly and asked the bartender what he named his. The bartender said " I named mine Nike...like you know... just go for it!" So he thought about it for a few minutes then said " I got one... Secret." The bartender said "Why Secret?" Joe said "Well... it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

Tell Me!
1.tell me how it would be if we were togther? 2.would i regret it? 3.how many times a day would you kiss me? 4.how many times a day would you just want to hold me? 5.would you take me places? 6.would you love me? 7.how many times would you call me? 8.would you miss me everytime i left? 9.if i treated you wrong would you tell me? 10.if i told you i loved you would you say it back and mean it? 11.if i showed up at 3 in the morning just to say i missed you, would you like it? 12.if i was the best you've ever had would you tell me? 13.how long do you think we'll be together? 14.if we broke up would you still love me if you did?

Tell Me A Little About You?
Please take a few mins and fill this out for me I am just trying to get to know some of you and not really sure how to do it so I thought of a few question I hope I here from alot of you.and at the bottom I have filled in the question with my answers.I hope you all enjoy this and have fun with it too. 1. Whats your name? 2. How old are you? 3. Whats your sex? 4. Where are you from? 5. Are you married or have a mate? 6. Do you have kids? 7. Do you work and what do you do? 8. What are you looking for on LC? 9. Whats your fav drink? 10. Whats your fav food? 11. Whats your fav color? 12. Whats your fav movie or tv shows? 13. Whats your all time fun things to do? 14. What do you look like? 15. Where were you born and raised? ok now you can read my answers here.......... 1. Whats your name? Carrie 2. How old are you? 30 soon to be 31 in 13 days. 3. Whats your sex? Female 4. Where are you from? Cleveland Ohio 5. Are you married

Tell Me What I Am To Do..
There is this special person I want back in my life but I don't know how to tell him this.. I DO NOT want to push him away.. All I know is that I want him next to me every night and walk with me thru this thing called life.. Please let me know what to do.. Tigger

Tell Me How Much Love Do I Have To Give?? If Were Going To Make This Last Forever
Tell Me How Much Love Do I Have To Give?? If Were Going to Make This Last Forever Well your love will last for me for as long as life well be for every one on earth Will last to bring the hearts of each other to be all tougher for we will be there for each one can be in love with one another For my love for you well last for as long as life be on earth We will be tougher for as long as we live for my love can only last a life time Such as yours will last for me but our love will all ways be there for us. In other words our love will be their forever more.

Tell Me What You Think... And If You Could Do Any Better...
These are a Bunch of Old Stuff, And Sum New One... All Of the drawings In this SlideShow Are Of Real People... Be it models or peopl that should model in my opinion...LOL...Thanx to all of you that asked me to draw them...And Thanx to all of you that let me draw you, Cuz I Wanted... I hope Every enjoys this Slide Show... JuanP.s. Dont Mind the repeats please...

Tell Me What You Think!!!!??? I Know I Rock I Just Need To Hear It...
I like To Draw.. Quite a bit... This some of the fan art... Stuff From Cartoons Comics And Videogames that I liked...EnjoyJuan somthing to entertain you while you check out the slide show

Tell Me You Love Me
Ignite the flame inside me spark the power held within show no haste no mercy just delighted tasteful sin let the emotions erupt as they build the the world we know its my mind you must korupt but my heart u have to show seduce whats left of me dont hold back at all but watch close for you will see as i begin to slowly fall take me from the fear of which i only know show me that your here and ur never letting go listen to my smile it shows the tears you never see see through my denial and just tell me you love me

Tell Me What You Wanna Do!!!!
1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u ........ me in? answer: 3.Would u suck me up/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u sex me hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 10.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 11.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 12.Where would u do me @? answer: 13.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 14.Would u do me again and again? answer: 15.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 16.Would u mind if we did it like ........ stars? answer: 17.Would u have phone sex with me? answer: 18.If i gave u my heart would u love it or let it go? answer: 19.Would u do me once then leave me the next day? answer: 20.Would u tell me the truth no matter what it i

Tell Me If You Can
I AM SITTING IN THE CAR... SHE IS DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD... I SEE THIS FIELD... WHERE THE TREES... THEY GROW TALLER THAN ANY I HAVE EVER SEEN... I SEE A RAINBOW OF FLOWERS... IN MANY SHADES SO BEAUTIFUL... THEY ARE PURPLE, BLUE, WHITE, AND PINK... THEIR SIMPLE BEAUTY TAKES ME BREATH AWAY... A SMALL POND NESSELED BETWEEN TWO GRASS COVERED HILLS... THE WATER IT IS SO PURE... IT LOOKS SO CLEAN AND FRESH AND BEAUTIFUL... THE BIRDS HERE SEEM TO FLY HIGHER THAN OTHERS I HAVE SEEN... THEY ARE SO FREE... THIS PLACE MAKES ME FEEL BETTER... JUST LOOKING AT IT BRINGS ME PEACE... BUT BEFORE YOU ARE MISLEAD... OR THINK THIS PICTURE IS PERFECT... LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE... AROUND THIS LITTLE PARADISE IS AN OLD RUSTY FENCE... SO I LOOK AT THOSE TREES... THE FLOWERS, HILLS AND POND... NATURES BEAUTY NOW ALL FENCED IN... KEPT IN CHECK... NO LONGER FREE BUT CAGED... BUT EVEN THAT DOES NOT BREAK MY HEART... WELL NOT AS MUCH AS WHAT CAME NEXT... A SIGN, FOR SALE... COMMERCIAL PROPERTY... THE BREATH

Tell Me The Truth
I dare you... to tell me the truth.. The first thing you noticed about me 1. Four things you wonder about me 1. 2. 3. 4. Three things you like about me 1. 2. 3. Two things you don't like about me 1. 2. Three things you want to do with me 1. 2. 3. One word that describes me 1. One question for me 1.

Tell Me....why???????????????
.....are we Californian's paying good hard-earned tax dollars for a trial like this in Los Angeles courtrooms ..... Ferrari Enzo trial not as flashy as the car "....Eight months later, the cars still have their mystique. A black Ferrari Enzo. A McLaren Mercedes-Benz. And of course the by-now iconic red Ferrari Enzo, the more alluring for having been smashed. The names of all three cars flew around the courtroom like sparks Monday morning, enlivening an otherwise lusterless discussion of lease terms and payment plans as the trial of Swedish businessman and ex-convict Bo Stefan Eriksson got underway. Jurors heard repeatedly about how rare are the cars, how expensive, how celebrated....." .....when Los Angeles has problems like THS to deal with instead? ..... Backlog in California DNA database impedes detectives "....With state officials 14 months behind in putting DNA evidence into a database, Los Angeles police detectives are having a tougher time identifying sus

Tell Me What U Think?
What Else are you to do? Your heart Breaks The tears Fall What else are you to do?? He sits there and laughs Knowing he has hurt you What else are you to do?? Living on with every moment And yet still feeling lost What else are you to do?? Learning how to cope But still wanting that love What else are you to do?? You can't take it You kill the man you love What else are you to do?? You kill yourself To be with him What else are you to do?? For the first time you kiss him But he pushes you away What else are you to do?? Dieing for him And yet him still not wanting you What else are you to do?? Crying yourself to sleep while dead Wishing you could have you life back What else are you to do?? Waking up from a bad dream Kissing the ground Smiling; knowing that you are happy That's what you are to do!!!!

Tell Me I Cant Do Good!!!
You know what i do what i have to do! Screw you if your not my friend because you dont agree with the decisions im making im doing good for myself bye myself! And screw all the girls who cant appreciate what im doing for myself, and who cant stay true! where the hell are all the woman at? i need a true girl you know! please if you care respond to this!

Tells Alot
Have you ever noticed how many people go through the trouble of getting all made up and even put on the best looking panties money can buy. Yet they don't bother to pick up the dirty laundry or pick up the trash on the night stand. Then Take a seductive picture to post here. All I can think is what a messy house.

Tell Me What You Think?
Before you read this I want to inform you that I am not a racist. However, I find the following passage to be true on many different levels. I think this is a great piece and it can open a ton of different forms of discussion. I did not write this so if you are offended I apologize in advance. I want to know how you feel about this. Let me know what you think: You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me "Whiteboy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" and that's OK. But when I call you, nigger, Kike, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET(White Entertainme

Tell This Bitch Off
ok to make this simple this bitch was talking some mad shit about the united states millitary this bitch needs to fucking die just for the shit shes saying i dont no if anybody else knows this but what shes doing is known as treason which means we the people of the united states of america can put this bitch on trial our selves and then put her to death with out the goverments saying now i dont no about the rest of you but i plan to make that happen cause i dont want trash like that in my country so if you feel the same way as i do let this bitch know how you feel about her and her fucking opinions http://cherrytap.com/user/394219 this is her link up above lets make this bitch know she is know longer welcome in this fucking country because my family has faught for this country since its been here and ill be dam if this bitch is going t get away with this shit

Tell Me Why...
tell me why...when i look into your eyes... i'm lost...i'm swept away in the sea of love...carrying me away to the deepest abyss of your beautiful soul...where i'll find peace and tranquility...sinking deeper with every waking moment...till my heart stops beating... tell me why...when i kiss your lips...i'm drunk...i have wings...i can fly...to the place where nothing esle but the sweetness of your mouth on mine matters...locking in eternity...like the grains of sand standing still in the hourglass...and here i'll stay... tell me why...when i'm laying in your arms...i feel no fear...i stop trembling...may the earth opens up and swallow me...i will not be afraid...may the darkest night blind me...i can still see with your light...the coldest wind will not make me shiver...when i'm held in your warm embrace...till the twelfth of never... tell me why...when i'm with you...i'm into you...i don't exist anymore...i'm into you...as one...

Tell Me Why......
Why would a woman that is 30 years old let a 20 year old little punk ass mother fucker tell her kids to starve and let him get away with not to mention not talk to her kids .I'll tell ya the fuckin bitch that i started a family with thats what kind.Can you believe i call her to ask if she is going to give me the money for the kids school uniforms .Not much it isnt even half.So im talkin to her and i guess he doesnt let her talk with out listening .Because she is still tryin to get bac with me .YEA FUCK THAT>So im askin her for the money and he chimes in and says i hope ur kids starve get your own money.Now i dont want her money but fair is fair.I mean she hasnt paid support in 3 years .But to let him talk like that abt your kids .What kind of bitch s this .I mean he aint gonna get away with that and any one that knows me Knows hes fucked LOL.but why would a woman do this and not talk to her kids .Well the kind that wont be seein her kids till court is over.Fuck her ,him and all the bul

Tell Me Your Dreams
I also wanted to offer my ability to interpret dreams to everyone. If you ever have an interesting dream that you want to know the meaning behind, feel free to ask. And please, no "wet" dreams. It's a hobby of mine to keep my mind fresh. I'm not a shrink, but I have a few good bits of advice here and there.

Tell Me Why My Tears Run After So Many Years Of Not Crying
thought my tears ran dry but yet again i cry i wonder why all the shit i went through brought me to where im standin and where i got to i sit here with strength in my heart i wont fall apart because for once someone stayed true truer then i ever was to the blue like you dont even have a clue if you think you do you a fool the pain ive endured was cruel and unrelenting now im repenting representin all the fallen i hear em callin my name the game aint a game im like a shoutdown from the heavens Thats why im alive man im their lucky 7 Thanks you to the people who have stayed true to me ill be there for you always, thank you....

Tell Me Why?
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, "Hey Carlos, do you like a woman ho has a beeg stomach steeking oll the way out?" "No," says Carlos. Armando asks, "Do you like a woman whose teets hang almost to her knees?" "No," says Carlos. "Well, Carlos, would you like a woman whose heeps are so mucho grande?" "Caramba! No, amigo!" Carlos replied. "Theen tell me why," asked Armando, "do you keep screwing my wife?"

Tell Me What To Do
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO MY HEART IS BEING TORN IN TWO SHOULD I GO WITH THEM OR JUST STAY HERE WITH YOU!!! PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO MY HEART IS CONFUSED I DO WANT TO BE WITH YOU BUT RIGHT NOW IM JUST BEING BLUE IF I GO WITH THEM I GET TO SEE HIM MY NEPHEW IS COMING SOON ILL B THERE WITH BALLOONS I WOULD HATE TO LEAVE YOU YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO NEW BUT ITS TIME FOR ME TO LEAVE AND I GUESS THIS IS HOW ITS GONNA BE I DIDN'T WISH FOR THIS TO HAPPEN OUR RELATIONSHIP IS GOING TO HAVE TO END HOPEFULLY WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS AND WE CAN MEET AGAIN AT THE END I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO MY HEART IS BEING TORN IN TWO SHOULD I GO WITH THEM OR JUST STAY HERE WITH YOU!!! PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO BECASUE I CAN NO LONGER BE TRUE!!!

Telling On Behalf Of Cock Slut
Lying in your arms, watching you as you sleep after our awesome lovemaking session, I untangle my limbs from yours as I make my way down your body with tender kisses. I position myself between your thighs, kneeling over you. I gaze at your limp dick resting on your groin still wet with our juices. My hand cradles your balls and I lean over to lick your shaft. Up to your tip and back down the underside. Licking our juices, cleaning you like a good "Kitty" should. You’re not quite awake, but let out a long sigh. My tongue goes to work on the head of your cock. Flicking back and forth, sliding in and out of your hole, around the sensitive lip of your head. Down your shaft which is getting firmer. My fingertips caressing your balls, your juices begin to flow to your shaft. Sucking your balls gently, licking and sucking my way back to your tip. A drop of pre-cum glistens, just waiting for me to lap it up. I roll my tongue around the tip of your cock, sucking your pre-cum. Sliding th

Tell Me Another
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God,please give me the strength to cross the river. Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me the tools to cross the river" Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing. Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river." Poof! He was a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream and crossed over using the bridge. Sorry chaps.....lol.... the heck I am!!!

Tell Me If You Can Read This!!
Suche gut gebauten Achtzehn- bis Dreißigjährigen zum Schalchten Der Metzgermeister Huete treff ich einen Herrn Der hat mich zum Fressen gern Weiche Teile und auch harte stehen auf der Speisekarte Denn du bist was du isst und ihr wisst was es ist Es ist mein teil - nein Mein Teil - nein Denn das ist mein teil - nein Mein Teil - nein

Tell Me About Yourself!
Saw this in a bulletin. Fill it out if you want to :) 1. What is your name? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you day dream or dream at night? 6. What do you do for a living? 7. Do you like to travel? 8. Are you romantic at heart? If so, tell me an example HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 9. Whats your philosophy on life? and death? 10. if you could do anything with me, and have no one know about it, what would it be? 11. do you trust me as your friend? 12. What type of music do you listen to? 13. What is your fondest memory in life? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you date me or want to meet me someday when time permit? 16. What is your plan this thanksgiving? 17. What is the most embarassing moment in your life? 18. Would you love me forever as your friend? 19. Would you not forget me and will

Telling A Blonde Joke
Telling a Blonde Joke A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6'tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weightlifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Tell Me About It
Life sucks but who knows maybe yours just suck not mine. Not being egotistical but it just depends where you and I stand. Although it's not how it sucks but rather it's how you put yourself out there in the world that would tell the world you suck. It's just the way you are anyways, if you think you can say that life is good then say it's good. However look at it this way too if you're just saying that your life is good then let me tell you it will suck too. Quite the paradox? Time and time I look at it this way and say, "Ooh, ooh life sucks." but I see people dying and suffering then somehow I felt touched and just thinking of something to say that it won't happen to me will just make me look like an idiot right? Your choice, life sucks but think about it the more you say it the more you'll get yourself way in too deep for thinking such a blunderous thought. Thus condeming yourself to death. Right?

Tell Me Your Favorite Kiss..........
Below you will find a variety of kiss types. If you find some that catch your fancy, feel free to try them :-) Butterfly Kiss - With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your eyelids against your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation will match the one in your heart. Cheek Kiss - A friendly, "I really like you" kiss. Often the preferred kissing method of a first date. With your hands on your partner's shoulders, gently brush your lips across her cheek. Earlobe Kiss - Gently sip and suck the earlobe. Avoid louder sucking noises as ears are sensitized noise detectors. Eskimo Kiss - With your faces less than a breath apart, gently rub your noses together. Eye Kiss - Hold your partner's head with both hands and slowly move their head in the direction you wish your kiss to go... then slowly kiss up towards your partner's eyes and give them a tender kiss on top of their closed eyes. Eyelid Kiss - While your p

Telling Others
Telling others "Jesus traveled throughout Galilee teaching in the synagogues, preaching everywhere the Good News about the Kingdom. Matthew 4:23 NLT " Good News "In The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe when the Pevensies learn from Mr. and Mrs. Beaver that Aslan is "on the move," it has an effect on all but Edmund "like the first signs of spring, like good news."…And of course that promise sounds great to Peter, Susan, and Lucy—they've sought to do the right thing all along. But for Edmund, who has already decided to head down the wrong path on the side of the White Witch, these prophecies sound more like bad news. The phrase "good news" has spiritual connotations, as C.S. Lewis more than likely recognized. It's the original meaning of the word gospel, which comes from the Old English godspell or good spell, meaning "a good story" or "good news." For Christians, the good "spell"—the great story, the wonderful news—is that Christ's death and resurrection have save

Tell Her You Love Her Without Abuse...
THIS ONE IS FOR ALL MY LADIES...WHO HAS BEEN ABUSED...PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY...AND IM SPEAKING THIS SO THAT GUYS COULD UNDERSTAND...FELLAZ...99.7% OF MEN HAVE ABUSED THEIR LOVE PARTNER....BOTH PHYSC. AND MENTA.....EATHER YOU CHEATED ON HER AND FUCKED AROUND ALOT....OR YOU RAISED YOU HAND UPON HER AND STRIKED HER AS IF YOU WERE GOD....BUT YOUR NOT...WHY SHOULD WE CALL MEN WHO ABUSE WOMEN A MAN?? WHEN REALLY HE IS JUST A BIG WANNA BE..LIKE I KNOW IM NO ANGEL AND WHAT NOT AND YES I HAVE PLAYED MY ROLE IN CHEATING AND FUCKING AROUND WITCH IS A MENTAL ABUSE TO WOMEN BUT I OVER CAME THAT BECOUSE THE ROLE HAD CHANGED AND NOW IT WAS MY TURN TO GET HURT...YES I WAS DEPLY IN LOVE BEFORE AND WOULD OF DIED FOR THE PERSON..BUT!!...COME TO FIND OUT SHE WAS CHEATING ON ME WITH NOT ONLY ONE GUY..BUT MORE...SO YEAH...NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU LADIES ARE GOING THRU...SO GUYS..NEXT TIME YOU CHEAT OR RAISE YOUR HAND TO A WOMEN..JUST THINK ABOUT IT....WHAT IF THAT WAS YOUR DOUGHTER??..WHAT IF THAT WAS YOUR MOTH

Tell It Like It Is.....
Paradise is perfect today weather 80 and sunny. Hard to believe its winter here.. All the years I have lived here the weather has changed so much it stays pretty tropical now. We used to have winter time cold now we might see a few days of cold weather but not much Im very lucky I guess. I'm bored yes, I said it I'm bored. I hate being home sick but my cough is still very bad as soon as I start talking a lot I sound awful..I was thinking of going to NY for Christmas but they won't be home their at their home in Italy. So I have no choice but to stay here I always get a little blue around the holidays. So many of my friends have passed and most of us musicians are working and touring so many are out of town. People don't realize how lonely things can get being a musician. Our schedules are crazy and you don't have the same things in common with lots of people its all a very strange world and untill your in that world people just never understand. Christmas..I remember days back during m

Tell Me Baby
LASTS Movie watched: wisegirls Person kissed: Tiphany Person hugged: Zachary Phone call: Brad "Love": Brad "Hate": hmm IM: Aaron Place driven: Morhead to take the kids to the dr. Food eaten:lol Sauerkraut Song listened to: no shure Song sang: the wheel on the bus Person to compliment you: Tommy Alcoholic beverage consumed: Rum Drug taken:uh legal or illlegal EXPLAIN Drugs you've taken: pot,coke,crank,acid,pain killers,downers,shrooms, Sex: i love sex woohoo!!! Your boyfriend/Girlfriend: what is there to explain here Your best friend: ok i ask it again Your craziest drunk experience: lol i though i was a frog lol Your favorite thing: computer Your least favorite thing: work Your biggest Fear: my kids being hurt Your favorite item of clothing: no clothes Your mood: sleepy WORD ASSOCIATION: Gun: smoke Love: hate Photo: sexy Movie: tv Green: shit Bed: water Underwear: were? Mom: bitch Dad: gone:(( Beach: sweat Myspace: s

Tell Me Please
whats so different about me that noone on here will talk to me anymore. i mean before i put up new pictures it was like i had a new photo comment and or friend request every couple a minutes. so i guess everyone on here just proved that there real assholes and need to grow up. wow most of you on here are adults but your acting like children i dont understand its not like im dieing or anything you can talk to me??? grow up people show some respect.

Tell Me
Tell me , do you believe in dreams.. or fairytales.. or real friendship, you know , the kinds that last forever.. Tell me , do you believe in it ? Because.. I'm living in a dream.. in a fairytale.. Ever since the day I've met you.. And from that day on, I knew true friendship exists ! Now tell me , do you believe ?

Tell Me What U Think Ladies
IF Y0U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A PUNK FOR REAL. REPOST IT SAYING " IF YOU HAD ME ALONE

Tell Me A Little About Yourself.
You're on my friends list or just reading my blog. I'd like to know 25 things about you. Thanks! You'll be surprised how much you didn't know about your friends after this! Copy and paste questions and answers in a comment. 1. Ever punch someone in the face? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7. Have you ever wished someone dead? 8. Do You Like Bush, the president? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 9. Whats your philosophy on life? and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know about it, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself would you? 15. Would you date me? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. What did you think when you first met m

Tell Me
PLz tell me this is a dream PLz tell me this isn't so obseen PLz tell me the words i need PLz tell me that i don't need to bleed Tell me i'm not alone That someone is still on the phone That you here by my side that i will not break downa dn cry Tell me that thing i seek Tell me my life isn't so bleek Tell me thoes words that i speak Tell me i'm not this freak That i'm not here and i have no fear That i will not cry a tear that i'm surcoming to the preasure of my peers Tell me...just one more thing So thing good that my life would bring Think long and hard about this Answer me this...will you give me tat kiss?

Tell Jc Penny To Go Faux
Animals on Fur-farms spend their lives in, dirty, cramped, crates. They are exposed to all weather, and are denied of most natural behaviors. Ranch-raised foxes are kept in cages only 2.5 feet square with up to four animals per cage. Fur farmers use the cheapest killing methods available, including suffocation, electrocution, and poisoning. These killing methods are often ineffective and animals wake up while being skinned. JCPenney knows about the suffering that goes into every fur-trimmed coat, hat, or bag, yet it continues sell real fur. Please sign this petition to tell JC Penney that animals' pain is not ours to sell. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/730978728

Tell Me
1. Whats your Name? 2. What do you think of me? 3.would u fuck me? 4. Would u kiss me? 5. would u go with me? 6. Describe me in 3 words? 7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do? 8. What was ur first impression of me? 9. Do u still think the same? 10.. What reminds u of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. What do u like best about me? 13. Could you ever love me? 14. Give me a nickname and explain why? 15.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u? 16.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

Tell Me Something I Don't Know!
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Tell Me About Yourself - The Survey
Name: Natalie Birthday: August 24th Eye Color: Green Hair Color: blonde or brown...it all depends Height: 5'4'' Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: well... The Shoes You Wore Today: Sexy black Stilettos Your Weakness: Shopping, sweets, and sexy eyes Your Fears: spiders Your Perfect Pizza: cheese Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: travel the world Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL Thoughts First Waking Up: What to wear Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes Your Bedtime: between 12 and 2...depends Your Most Missed Memory: my grandfather Pepsi or Coke: Coke McDonalds or Burger King: Neither Single or Group Dates: both Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino Do you Smoke: Hell no Do you Swear: often Do you Sing: always! Do you Shower Daily: yes sir Have you Been in Love: yes Do you want to go to College: been there done that Do you want to

Tell Me (( Ladies ))
Tonight, tell me who you are Allign your soul At my core And embay your secret ink biography Into my soaking paper flesh Tonight, tell me who you are Tattoo your spirit In my mind And mural your black ecstasy essence On my white waiting canvas

Tell Me About You Survey
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF- THE SURVEY by theused123Name: BarbaraAge: 43Sex: FemaleBirthday: Sept.18,1963Birthplace: Somerset, Ky.Current Location: Russell Spgs,Ky.School: Lindsey Wilson CollegeHeight: 5'7Shoe Size: 81/2Eye Color: HazelHair Color: BrunetteSkin Type: CombinationSingle?: Happily takenDo you Smoke?: SociallyDo you do Drugs?: PrescriptionDo you Drink?: NopeHow many pairs of shoes do you own?: 5MCDonalds or Burger King?: Mickey D'sPepsi or Coke?: BothFavorite Sport?: FootballDo you Sing?: YesChocolate or Vanilla?: ChocolateDo you shower daily?: UsuallyDo you want to get married?: YesDo you want to have kids?: I have a daughterDo you get sea sick?: SometimesDo you believe in yourself?: esDo you like thunderstorms?: Love EmAre you a health freak?: NopeDo you get along with your parents?: Nope

Tell The Truth On This.
2007-1-12 3:0:36 1. Whats your Name? 2. What do you think of me? 3. Do you fancy me? 4. Would u kiss me? 5. would u fuk me? 6. prefer ORAL or ANAL? 7. Describe me in 3 words? 8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do? 9. What was ur first impression of me? 10. Do u still think the same? 11.. What reminds u of me? 12. If you could give me anything what would it be? 13. How well do u know me? 14. What do u like best about me? 15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt? 16. Could you ever love me? 17. Give me a nickname and explain why? 18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u? 19. Wots ur ultimate fantasy? 20. You ever had a 3-sum? 21. Ever had sex with a stranger? 22. you ever kissed someone of the same sex? 23. wot 5 words describe you best

Tell Me!
Tell me you don't love me that you don't care Tell me what we are to be no more time we shall share Tell me my touch you don't miss the soft words that were spoken Tell me my lips you don't wish to kiss and all the loving little tokens Tell me was it all just a lie a wonderful fantasy in my head Tell me at night you don't cry and bury yourself in your bed Tell me what you wish me to say what you want me to do Tell me if you want me to stay all I wish is to be near you Tell me we don't have a connection that you don't believe in fate Tell me us together wasn't perfection as long as it takes I shall wait Tell me from your heart in our love I truly believed Tell me you really wish us to part just tell me if you wish me to leave

Tell Your Friends That They Are Only Embarrasssing Themselves By Still Supporting Bush
Tell Your Friends That They Are Only Embarrasssing Themselves By Still Supporting Bush Bush Supporters Just Make Bigger and Bigger Fools Out Of Themselves Each & Every Day. It would be funny if only Bush hadn't been the cause of hundreds of thousands of people dying and millions of people being maimed and wounded for life. Bush & Cheney need to be removed from office NOW. Give Bush supporters Hell until Bush & Cheney are removed tried and sentenced.

Tell Me Why Everything Important Fades!
I did all this shit. i was there for you and i thought never things would be so hostile you know what if i cant find something good in someone like you and find a lasting relationship in any since then fuCC it ill do wat it do, FuCC this shit, FuCC slobks FuCC it, and the fuCC off with the world.....IM DONE!!!!!!

Tell Us About Your Favorite Sexual Encounter.
To date this would have to be it! Just a couple nights ago 01/14/07 after going to the Meet N Greet in manchester together to see our friends from AFF with michael.. It was a great party, with a turn out of about 250-300 people! I got to see my sexy female friend whom always makes me so damn excited.. I danced with her, kissed her, touched her as much as possible all the while making eye contact with michael as he loves to watch me work my mojo with the ladies! when we got home we made love as usual and I was hyper sensitive that night to every touch..He knew this so after a long time of playing and he knew I had already cum numerous times and he finally came, he got up to get a warm cloth and towel and water for us both.. When he came back, he washed me off, made me drink water (as I lost a lot of fluid from all the very wet orgasms.) When he climbed back in bed he noticed how hyper sentitive I was still so he decided to go for more orgasms with me.. He proceeded to start rub

Tell Me...
You need a friend I'll be around Don't let this end Before I see you again What can I say to convince you To change your mind of me? I'm going to love you more than anyone I'm going to hold you closer than before And when I kiss your soul, your body'll be free I'll be free for you anytime I'm going to love you more than anyone Look in my eyes, what do you see? Not just the color Look inside of me Tell me all you need and I will try I will try I'm going to love you more than anyone I'm going to hold you closer than before And when I kiss your soul, your body'll be free I'll be free for you anytime I'm going to love you more than anyone Free for you, whenever you need We'll be free together baby Free together baby I'm going to love you more than anyone I'm going to hold you closer than before And when I kiss your soul, your body'll be free I'll be free for you anytime I'm going to love you more than anyone I'm going to love you more than anyone

Tell Me What To Do
i think you wispered it but I didn't hear i only saw your lips move the look in your eye was so hungry like me. your lips so full of thoughts and colored in lipstick-shades of love and lust and glistening sex. "Touch your nipple first through your shirt," i ogled your pink shirt and imagined what I knew beneath. the thick and turgid dusty-rose colored nipple longing to be sucked too hard pointed at me through your t-shirt. you weren't silent but I couldn't hear you only imagine your voice and the soft low guttural moans of yearning "Slide the vibrator into you and then just sit with me while I hold you with my eyes," i kissed your neck. i couldn't quite hear the hum of the lipstick-sized vibrator as it throttled full against your clit. the smell of your desire filled the room and covered your hands but I couldn't smell you only imagine the taste of your wetness as I run my tongue along the crease between your labia. the journey along t

Tell Me...another One
tell me why i am still awake thinking of you tell me why for my own sake i am sinking into you tell me why you love me or tell me why you'll leave me tell me why i can't listen to a song without feeling like my chest will collapse and please tell me if i am wrong to think that you are unlike the rest and perhaps you will be able to see me and just perhaps you will be able to keep me tell me why you love me tell me that you love me ♥

Tell Me What You Think!
SEX IS NATURAL, SEX IS FUN, SEX SHOULD BE FOR EVERYONE! I am not about to break the chain on this one! This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. That's why I didn't want to take any chances with this one! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy. 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. >>> > > >>> > >2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of >>>suffering >>>dermatitis, >>> > >skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the >>>pores and >>>makes >>> > >your skin glow. >>> > > >>> > >3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during >>>that >>>romantic >>> > >dinner. >>> > > >>> > >4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It >>>stretches and >>>tones >>> > >up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable >>>than >>>swimming >>> > >20 laps,

Tell Me
BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a girl? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I touched your butt: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I

Tell Me
send answers in a priv. message Would/will you? [_] come to my house to do nothing at all but chill? [_] fight me? [_] fuck me? [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_]watch a movie with me? [_] go out to dinner with me? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] drink with me? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] hold my hand? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends? [_] be down with me no matter what? [_]do something stupid just because I asked? [_] throw stuff at me? D0 Y0U... [_] think im cute? [_] think im serious? [_] think im a good person? [_] think im conceided? [_] want to kiss me? [_] want to cudd

Tell Me Have U Seen Her
I'm lookin for that lady i can make my boo lookin 4 dat shawty i ca make wifey dat shawty dat hold me down dat one wit the pretty smile pretty eyes alwaz greasen her lips (hint Hint) she cool she calm she simple but like the hairstyle she gota b juz 4 me she like 2 have a good time and she kno how to play her position so if diz is u den GET AT ME

Tell Me
. What time is it? 2. Name: 3. What are you most afraid of? 4. What do you drive? 5. Have you ever seen a goast? 6. Where were you born? 7. Ever been to Alaska? 8. Ever been toilet papering rolling in decorating trees? 9. Croutons or Bacon bits? 10. Favorite day of the week: 11. Favorite restaurant: 12. Do you have any pets? 13. Favorite sport to watch: 14. Favorite Drink: 15. Favorite Ice cream: 16. Disney or Warner Brothers: 17. Favorite fast food restaurant: 18. What color is your bedroom carpet? 19. How many times you failed your driver's test? 20. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail from? 21. What do you do most often when you are bored? 22. Bedtime: 23. Who will respond to this email the quickest? 24. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? 25. Who is the person that you are most curious to see their responses: 26. Favorite TV show: 27. Ford or chevy? 28. What are you listen

Tell Me This Won't Happen To Us!!!!
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Tell Me
Tell me how you feel about me.Don't run and hide.Tell me what you need and I will try.Tell me that you won't ever leave.Tell me that I am the only one you need.Tell me you will dry my tears that I cry.Tell me that you will never say good-bye.Tell me it is forever you and I.Don't tell me that its over cause you will make me cry

Tell Me About Yourself - The Survey
Name: Melody Birthday: 10-01-1980 Birthplace: Des Plaines, IL Current Location: Long Island, NY soon to change again..hopefully closer to the city Eye Color: dark brown w/some green Hair Color: dark brown Height: 5'0 Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: Irish and Polish The Shoes You Wore Today: none Your Weakness: liquor, men in uniform...which could be a bad thing someday ;) Your Fears: i have a lot of them but mostly..losing control Your Perfect Pizza: Chicago style deep dish ..cheese Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting back to being me..just getting my shit together Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL, okie, no you cannot fuck my ass *i'm kidding lol* Thoughts First Waking Up: smokes, where are my smokes, god dammit i shouldn't have passed out on the floor..water i need water Your Best Physical Feature: i've been told my smile Your Bedtime: who knows..i'm a night owl Your Most Missed Memory: being innocent Pepsi or Co

Tell The Truth
Tell The Truth WOW ........ is this laying it on the line or what? The lady who wrote this letter is Pam Foster of Pamela Foster and Associates in Atlanta . She's been in business since 1980 doing interior design and home planning. She recently wrote a letter to a family member serving in Iraq ....... Read it! "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11,2001 ? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet? Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns hi

Tell Me I Was Dreaming
When I woke up this morning Wiped the sleep from my eyes Found a new day dawning And suddenly I realize You're gone Tell me I was dreaming That you didn't leave me here to cry You didn't say you don't love me anymore And it was just my imagination telling lies Tell me that you didn't say goodbye I'm in a state of confusion I hope things aren't what they seem If this is really happening Just let me go back to dream You're home

Tell About Youself - The Survey
Name: Birthday: Birthplace: Current Location: Eye Color: Hair Color: Height: Right Handed or Left Handed: Your Heritage: The Shoes You Wore Today: Your Weakness: Your Fears: Your Perfect Pizza: Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Your Best Physical Feature: Your Bedtime: Your Most Missed Memory: Your Drink: Your Food: Single or Group Dates: Ice Cream Chocolate, Vanilla, exc: Cappuccino or Coffee: Do you Swear: Do you Sing: Do you Shower Daily: Do you want to go to College: Do you want to get Married: Do you belive in yourself: Do you get Motion Sickness: Do you think you are Attractive: Are you a Health Freak: Do you get along with your Parents: Do you like Thunderstorms: Do you play an Instrument: In the past month have you had Alcohol: In the past month have you eaten Sushi: In the past month have you been on Stage: In the past month have you been Dumped: In the past have you gone Skinny

Tell Me Why?
HEY EVERYONETELL ME WHYIS LIFE JUST SHITTYDO WE NOT REALY CAREWHY DO FRIENDS BACKSTABIS THERE NO LOVE TO BE FOUNDDO WE HAVE TO ALWAYS DISTROYDO WE HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF OTHERSARE WE FALLOWERS AND NOT LEADERSDO WE PREFER SO MUCH VIOLENCE ALYWAYSDO WE HAVE TO HATE EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME DO THE GOOD PEOPLE HAVE TO LOOK BAD ALWAYSDO WE HAVE TO ACT LIKE SOMEONE AND NOT BE OURSELFS

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This is a awesome Slipknot song be a real friend ,friend's and tell me what u think !!! Music Codes - MySpace Layouts She seemed dressed in all of me, stretched across my shame. All the torment and the pain Leaked through the cover in me Id do anything to have her to myself Just to have her for myself Now I dont know what to do, I dont know what to do when she makes me sad. She is everything to me The unrequited dream A song that no one sings The unattainable, Shes a myth that I have to believe in All I need to make it real is one more reason I dont know what to do, I dont know what to do when she makes me sad. But I wont let this build up inside of me I wont let this build up inside of me I wont let this build up inside of me I wont let this build up inside of me A catch in my throat Choke, torn into pieces No, I dont want to be this But I wont let this build up inside of me I wont let this build up inside of me I wont let this

Tell Me A Funny Date Story
I collect funny date stories or not so funny ones where I find the humor. Mostly I like to make people laugh. The stories are designed to help single people cope with the sometimes downs of dating. Laughter is truly the best medicine. Possibly we will also learn something ourselves by reading what others have to say. Check out one of the stories at: Cra-Z D8s (click here for more) The rest of the stories available are listed in the sidebar of each story. Be sure to send me email telling me about your experiences so you can help make the world laugh, well the English speaking part of the world anyway. Be sure to comment on each story in order to get people's minds stimulated and to let the contributors of the stories know that you appreciate their input. Looking forward to hearing from all of you. Bree

Tell Me How To Say Goodbye To Cherry Tap
this cherry tap thing really isn't that fun...i don't know anybody...and for the ppl that would like to get to know me for the wrong thing are just pigs! does anyone know how to delete a cherry tap profile...if so send it here please tell me the directions...i'd rather stick to myspace....unless you ppl know how to show me respect then maybe i will reconsider.....

Telling How I Feel
I just need to go on and on for awhile. Have you ever loved someone so much that even when they treat you wrong everyday you still want to stay with them. It sucks I will just tell you. It is hard because you know you should get out but for some reason you cant make your heart believe that. I would give anything to find a man that actually tells the truth, and tells you how he feels. I mean is that 2 much to ask. Then there is the subject of cheating. Every guy I have been with has cheated, Why is that. Does every guy in the world think they have to cheat or something. There is not one thing sexy about cheating. Its wrong, plan and simple. I think if you are with someone and you love them you shouldnt even think about someone else. I would love to find a good friend thats a guy to just give me advice and tell me some inside on the male. LOL..

Tell The Truth
hey BABY do you love me?¢¾ Gotta repost this as"baby do you love me?" The 1st person to message you saying "baby....i do." will be your CT sweatheart...you'd be suprised just who wants to be your...you have 2 do this even if you are taken.

Tell Me Something About You!
TEN Favorites 01. show - COPS 02. flower- what? 03. color - blue 04. sport - boxing 05. mall - damn a mall! 06. Music - triple six mafia 07. Food - chicken 08. hour - happy hour 10. state - florida TEN Facts 01. hometown – lynchburg 02. hair color -black 03. hair length - short 04. hair style – i dont know what it is, but im bout to cut it tho 05. eye color – brown 06. shoe size - 9 07. mood - nonchalant, others might say i just dont give a damn 08. Smell - 212 09. Available - sure...why not 10. lefty/righty - right TEN Facts about your Love Life 01. have you ever been in love -no 02. do you believe in love - no 03. why did your last relationship fail - we were together for bout 1 of the 4 1/2 years we was together. and during that time, i was in dc, with ah whole lotta boxes. it aint nothin to brag about, but im just answerin the question. 04. have you ever been heartbroken - no 05. have you ever broken someone's heart - no 06. have you ever fallen for

Tellemarketers (wait Idk How Ya Spell It)
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Tell Them, Before It Is Too Late.
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers. That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual. On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. "Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much," were most of the comments. No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exercise had accomplished its pu

Tell Me In One Word!
You know someone had a bullentin out that said to describe in one word what you think of me.I thought that was just to damn cute.I loved it.So I thought why not put a blog up & maybe it wouldn't go to my shoutbox or private mail like it did in the bullentin. Now when doing this please repost this anyway you wish & I will damn sure tell you in one word what I think of you.So if you post here I will post there.(Fair Enough)I know the little games we play but hey I am bored here in utah.

Tell Me This Won't Happen To Us !!!!
LOST IN THE DARNDEST PLACES: An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake." ________________________________________________________________________ FAMILY Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her

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Telling someone I LOVE YOU is a serious step in life, that a lot of people take for granted and causes some people including myself to lose trust in someone. But there is always that one special person that comes into your life and changes all thator so it seems.they makes you believe in life and love again. I am 42 YEARS OLD Female who thought I found that special someone but one way or another when it happens there is some way I feel i mess it all up even if it isn't my fault. I guess it is going to be back to looking for that special someone that i know will make me feel that way.... are you out there somewhere???

Tell Me Why? Tell Me What You Think?
Why do people on here have too pretend to be someone they are not. Where does it get them? Are they afraid they wont be liked? Are they married and dont want whoever they are trying to get the attention of to know? Are they that ashamed of themselves that the only way they can be happy is to be someone else? It is sad when you find out that someone you made friends with is not who they really are. Come on people we are adults, if you dont know by now that it should not matter who, or what you look like, its the fact that you have made a new friend. I dont know about the rest of you, but if you dont like the way i look, or talk, then move on..... Cause myself i am not here to impress anyone, You will like me for who i am or go to hell....Because i am me, and i happen to like me! Im not ugly, but im not beautiful, im not tall im short, im not fat, im skinny, who gives a shit. I want people to like me for me, how i treat them, and care what they have to say. Because what my friends have t

Tell Him I Don't Care!!!!!!!!!!
why If i give my all my heart and soul that I the one that gets hurt. Its been over two weeks now and my love have not change at all for Rick. I scared to start another relation ship because I don't want to hurt that other person but I want someone to hold me and love me for who I am. I just want to know why me.

Tell Me What U R!!!
IM OCTOBER AND THE WORDS ARE VERY TRUE FOR ME SO I WANNA KNO WHAT IT SAYS ABOUT U, SO LEAVE A COMMENT TELLIN ME WAT MONTH U ARE. ¢¾ JANUARY = SHYNESS Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. No

Tell Me What It Is
tell me what it is tell me what it is that makes you happy is it the way the sun shines on your face the way you make people laugh how you get people to smile when you come in the room tell me what it is that makes you happy is it the way the moon reflects off the water when you are there is it the way people fall over your every move the way you bring joy to a child the happiness that over comes a person tell me what it is that makes you happy i really want to know what makes you happy is it that you live life to the fullest when you make a dying person laugh the way your dreams come true when your favorite song come on the radio the way you sing that brings joy to people people all around you so happy that they are brought to tears of joy tell me what it is that makes you happy is it the way your family is happy for the things you do with your life the way you make the people around you over come with joy and happiness the way you would never hurt a person t

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"tell Me"
If your heart could talk, tell me, what would it say? Would it apologize deep in its soul that things worked out this way? Or would it laugh with a deep hollow sound, that game you always play? I see the taunting in your eyes, every second of every day. If you heart could listen, tell me, what would it hear? The crack of my heart shattering or the rhythmic echo of tears? Or maybe a gasp of failing breath caused by your wake of lonely fear? My mind is slowly dying because you left things so unclear. If your heart could touch, tell me, what would if feel? Would it reach out for this flesh and blood, you can't deny is real? Or would it bask in such delight, waiting for my final appeal? I sit here, now that the damage is done, your conscience is so unreal. If you heart had vision, tell me, what would it see? That cold and icy bitterness inside that only you can be? Or would it ever realize it's all alone,

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I am looking for some idea for tags... let me know what kind you like, Sexy, Faries, Tigers, Wolf, Native American, and so on. What colors you like, What kind of message you likd to see on them... Thanks for your help. Fireman 7

Telling Your Story
Telling Your Story – John 9:1-7 The Lord uses a believer’s personal testimony in powerful ways. As we explain how God rescued and changed us, the Holy Spirit makes others more interested in spiritual matters. He uses our words to help them seek Christ as their Savior. The ninth chapter of John teaches us about a blind man the Lord healed. Many people questioned how he received his sight. To each one, the blind man told the facts. He said, “The man who is called Jesus made clay, and anointed my eyes, and said to me, 'Go to Siloam and wash'; so I went away and washed, and I received sight.” When we obey Jesus’ commands, people will notice there is something different about us. Perhaps they’ll be curious about our ability to remain patient or calm in the face of adversity. They may ask why we’ve given up popular activities or avoid certain places. We can respond as simply as the blind man did. We may say, “I was spiritually blind and sepa

Tell Me
1. What do you say most when you're trying not to curse? frig it 2. Do you own an ipod? no 3. What person on your top list do you talk to the most? a few diff ppl 4. What time is your alarm clock set for? 7:00 am 5. Do you want to fall in love? im trying to convince myself i am in love 6. Do you wear flip flops when its cold? no 7. Would you rather take the pic or be in the pic? depends w hat kind of pic 8. What was the last movie you watched? wasnt a movie was a tv show but was debbie does dallas again 9. Do any of your friends have children? Yeah they do 10. Anyone ever called you lazy? Does fat lazy bitch count? If so then yes! lol 11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep? Yes 12. What cd is currently in your cd player? steve holy 13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? chocolate 14. Has anyone told you a secret this week? Yep 15. When was the last time you had starbucks? never dont drink it 16. Can y

Tell Me Who Should I Be...
to make you love me. tell me what does it mean to be alone. and it hurts me so bad to deny it. these feelings are out of control. do you know what it's like to want something so bad, then having to let it go? and it hurts me to know that this time in our lives will so soon be in the past. and we spend it pretending and playing it cool never knowing, never knowing, never knowing what we should have been. you've got me wondering if i'm good enough, pretty enough, giving enough, special enough... tell me who should i be to make you love me.

Tell Me.......
So at work tonight there is a female who is all holy and religious. well she likes to preach it on people. Her and someone we work with were having an arguement/discussion about religion and blah blah blah about it. I am not a relgious person but I would like to know where in the bible it says that homosexuality is wrong? Why do these religions not allow gay people? I have not read the bible or even studdied the bible but from what I hear it does not say anything about homosexuality. I have no particular faith, but I have researched various relgions, i know I really cannot say much about this. But I just don't see why people have to shut out gay people. Why the are they supposedly going to "hell". This lady that was preaching the bible and her relgion is "formally" gay, but has turned her ways around to please god. So anyway, why would god "ban" people for something they cannot control? I believe that a person is born heterosexual or homoesexual, you can't "learn" to be ga

Telling It Like It Is.
Rush Limbaugh Discounts Game Violence Angle in VA Tech Rampage April 18th, 2007 Conservative pundit Rush Limbaugh downplayed the video game violence angle while discussing the Virginia Tech tragedy with his radio audience yesterday. The discussion began when a caller to Limbaugh’s program said: I’ll bet my last dollar in my pocket, that this shooter will be found to have been a compulsive video gamer, and when people are living that kind of lifestyle - and college students do this a lot. Limbaugh, however, nixed that idea at some length in his response and subsequent comments: Not every video gamer goes out and murders 33 people on the college campus though. There’s more to this than that… it may desensitize people, but it doesn’t turn everybody into mass murderers… People have a tough time accepting a relatively simple explanation for something of this scale. But how many people are playing video games out there? How many millions of people play video games, and ho

Tell Me
THERE ARE NIGHTS WHEN I CAN’T HELP BUT CRY AND I WONDER WHY YOU HAVE TO LEAVE ME WHY DID, IT HAS TO END SO SOON WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOU WOULD NEVER LEAVE ME TELL ME, WHERE DID I GO WRONG WHAT DID I DO TO MAKE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND COMPLETELY WHEN I THOUGHT THIS LOVE WOULD NEVER END BUT IF THIS LOVE’S NOT OURS WE HAVE TO LET IT GO WITH YOUR GOOBYE

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Chewy (Jay) Birthday: nov 21 1970 Birthplace: windsor ont Canada Current Location: essex ont Eye Color: brown Hair Color: black Height: 5'3 Right Handed or Left Handed: right Your Heritage: shawnee and Irish The Shoes You Wore Today: cowboy boots Your Weakness: tits Your Fears: growing old alone Your Perfect Pizza: double chesse bacon and mushroom Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: win the lottery Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:lol Thoughts First Waking Up: just 1 more hour Your Best Physical Feature: Me Your Bedtime: 6 or 7 am Your Most Missed Memory: the czech republic Pepsi or Coke: kool aid MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell Single or Group Dates: single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: LIPTON Chocolate or Vanilla: neither Cappuccino or Coffee: tea Do you Smoke: hell no Do you Swear: yup Do you Sing: NOT Do you Shower Daily: try to Have you Been in Love: yup Do you want to

Tell The Fuckin Truth!!
Ok I have been doing a lot of thinking lately and I need to get something out in the open or I'm going to explode. I have one thing to say to the guys out there... I am a big girl. If you don't like it TELL THE FUCKIN TRUTH!!! I just found out a few days ago that the last six months of mine and mike's relationship was nothing but a fuckin lie. Come to find out he was really trying his hardest to find an easy way to break up with me without hurting my feelings because he could not stand the way I looked. Well you know what JUST TELL ME THE FUCKIN TRUTH!!! Don't let it wait till two months after we break up and I found out from the ex girlfriend that was livin with us for three months. And come to find out that whole time she was back in the picture he was trying to hook back up with her. I lost almost 75 pounds in three months.... Last I heard, it's not very healthy to lose that much weight in that period of time. But what can you do when you are with someone you are in love with an

Tell Me........
“So, tell me your fantasy,” he asked. “What?” she blushed at the unexpected question. “Come on. I’m curious.” “Are you kidding me?” She laughed and glanced up at the waiter who suddenly appeared to pour the last of the Australian red wine in their glasses and supervise the bussing of their dinner dishes. “Would you like anything else?” the waiter queried. He raised his eyebrows at her, and she shook her head almost imperceptibly and said, “I’m fine.” He said to the waiter, “No thanks. Just the check, please.” “Very well, sir.” When the waiter disappeared in between the tiny tables and the trendy Tribeca restaurant, he said, “Let’s go back to my place and have coffee.” She looked at him curiously over her glass of wine, “Okay.” She smiled. She had met him nearly five years earlier when she moved to the city and he was doing business with her company. During that time, he had sold his business and she had been promoted to another division, yet

Tell Shrubya To Bring The Troops Home!
Bush has threatened to veto any legislation calling for bringing the troops in Iraq home. Since we are no longer at war in Iraq (we haven't been since the fall of the previous government; we are in a military occupation now), we should sart bringing the troops home.Sign the petition at The Petition Site.com to let Bush know you support bringing the troops home.tag: bush, iraq, war, military occupation, veto, politics-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at CherryTap.com

Tell Everyone About Yourself
Tell Everyone About Yourself Time started:: 12:40 Basic About you: Name:: Heather Gender:: F Height:: 5'6' Eye color:: Brown Hair Color:: Brown Age:: 32 Birthday:: 02/12/1976 Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: righty Piercings:: Clit, ears Tattoos:: none Zodiac Sign:: Aquarius Ring Size:: 6 Grade:: 1st More about you: Are you named after anyone?: Nope Do you live in the moment?: Most of the time. Do you consider yourself tolerant to others?: Yes Do you have any secrets?: Yes! But they are secrets. Do you hate yourself?: HELL NO!!! Do you like your handwriting?: I do,nobody else does! Do you have any bad habits?: caffeine.....swearing.....you want more??? If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: I would fuck me so hard! Any regrets?: Oh yeah....that's life! Do you think life has been good so far?: Could be better! Are you confident?: Yes How long does it take you to shower?: 45 Minutes, thank god for shower massage! What color is your room?: Wh

Tell Me About Yourself - The Survey
Name: PRINCES P. APARENTADO Birthday: october 30, 1987 Birthplace: lucena city Current Location: lucena city, quezon, ph Eye Color: black Hair Color: black Height: 5'3 Right Handed or Left Handed: left handed Your Heritage: filipino The Shoes You Wore Today: ..... Your Weakness: many Your Fears: frogs, snakes, worms, roaches, losing all the love of my life Your Perfect Pizza: lots of toppings Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to graduate Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "hi" Thoughts First Waking Up: noisiness Your Best Physical Feature: ...... Your Bedtime: anytime Your Most Missed Memory: so many Pepsi or Coke: either MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds Single or Group Dates: group dates Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: either Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate Cappuccino or Coffee: coffe Do you Smoke: yes Do you Swear: sometime Do you Sing: yes but it hates me Do you Shower Daily: yes Have you Been in Love: many time Do you want to go t

Tell Me About Yourself
JUST HIT REPLY TO SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. 1. What is your full name? 2. When is your Birthday? 3. How tall are you? 4. Do you smoke? 5. How many sexual partners have you had? 6. If you can't answer, is it really that many? 7. Can you cook? 8. What was your dream growing up? 9. What talent do you wish you had? 10. Favorite place? 11. G-strings or thongs? 12. What was the last book you read? 13. What zodiac sign are u ? 14. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 15. Worst Habit? 16. Do we know each other outside of myspace? 17. What is your favorite sport? 18. Pessimist or Optimist attitude? 19. You're stuck in an elevator with me. There's a condom, a gun, and a deck of cards. What happens? 20. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 21. Tell me one weird fact about you: 22. Do have any pets? 23. What is the stupidest hip hop word y

Tell Me The Pain Will Go Away
I'm excited... Fire... beer... good buddies... Though it is also a time of sadness... Sunday would have been a year and a half... as well as two years since Corey broke up with me... Funny how everything in my life falls apart at the same time. Corey gave me a number... 531... That number is also the number of days Cole and I were together. It's pretty creepy really... I'm gonna try and not let that stuff get to me though. Try being the key word... Just surround myself with booze and good people. I'm just worried I am going to break down completely... I don't want people to see me cry. I am sick of crying... sick of being sad all the time. All I do is drink and puke... I ate a couple pieces of bacon after class tonight... first time I ate since Sunday... That bacon didn't last long in me... it was coming back up before I finished chewing it. Stood on the scale and shocked the shit out of myself... Where is this weight loss coming from? Where doe

Tell Me..
Yo… am I out of my league when I say I feel intrigued to suit Bush up in military fatigues, have him face a blitzkrieg and see how quickly he fatigues? Tell me... Am I’m being immature because I am unsure if our elected leaders intentions are pure? They do a monetary downpour raining our dollars on a war funded by taxes of mine and yours Yet just take a neighborhood tour and realize that we can’t find a cure to provide assistance to OUR poor. I mean… the envelope do I too far push when I say I wanna wrongly accuse Bush and then douche him amongst criminals and make him watch his tush from a potential anal ambush? Let him get impregnated And he can give birth thru his cock Let him breed up a whole flock Have them fight around the clock His own personal war in Iraq I mean Iraq Then send our friends and loved ones back. Maybe he can get help… From his faithful lil sidekick That goes by the name of Dick Hmmm…a bush and a dick Yet something just don

Tell Me About Yourself - The Survey
Name: Nikki Birthday: 06/14/1983 Birthplace: home is Tampa FL Current Location: tampa Eye Color: blue Hair Color:Reddish dirty blonde Height: 5' 6 Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty Your Heritage: human being The Shoes You Wore Today: Foot Flops Your Weakness: A kind smile Your Fears: I fear not for my slef, but for the rest of you. Your Perfect Pizza: One made with Love!! Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: TOTAL ENLIGHTENMENT Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't think i have one Thoughts First Waking Up: A wonderful day it will be, or wishing to stay in bed Your Best Physical Feature:Just have to pick one?? Your Bedtime: when I have nothing better to do Your Most Missed Memory: This question is just retarted...How can u have a memory of something u missed? Pepsi or Coke: Nither apple juice MacDonalds or Burger King: ewww Single or Group Dates: just out with people!! Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton Chocolate or Vanilla:

Tell Me A Story...
I think I have a sign on my back... something telling people to come up with the most unbelievable story and see if they can pass it off as the truth. See, I believe all people are good deep down inside. I trust people. I believe them until they give me a reason not to. I don't know how much of that I can change. It's who I am. So when someone tells me something, I believe them. Anyone else would see right through it. But because I have my own little fantasy world where people do tell the truth, and are good, I believe it. Actually I am only that way with people I am close to... show me a politician and I will tell ya everything coming out of his mouth is a lie or half truth. I WANT to believe all people are good. So it probably won't change. I will still believe. But could people at least make the stories a little more believable? The good thing though, is I am getting myself to the point of removing those people from my life. Maybe not at the first story.. but r

Tell Me How....
How do you teach a lost and wounded heart to find its way back to love How do you tell a fighter the battle is over and that it is enough How do you convince someone hopeless to give it again a try How will you let an angel who gave up a wing for you fly How do you prepare yourself to wake up the next morning knowing you’ll again die How will you let a lifelong dream just pass you by How do you forgive after your world has been torn apart How do you walk away with strength taken from your heart How do you give up on a reason you’ve been holding on just to keep you alive How do you turn your back on a purpose you’ve been searching all your life How do you snap yourself back to reality after diligently believing the magic was true How do you let go of a prayer God had answered specially for you :( >>>an except

Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies.
You ever get the feeling when someone is totally screwing you over, in more ways then one? To the point where you can just feel it. I'm waiting for that one day when the truth comes out, and one day it will. That day will change everyones lives. Nothing will be the same ever again.

Tell Me If I Am Wrong....
I have recently, got with a wonderful man, that I have been friends with on CT for quite awhile....My question is because he is my real life lover is it necessary to make him my CT hubby too? Even though, I know one day he will be my real life hubby....

Telling The Truth!
SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT I WAS BEING MEAN BECAUSE I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT MYSELF. THEY TOLD ME TO BE A LITTLE BIT NICER. WELL I LOOK AT IT THIS WAY I WOULD RATHER TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT SOMETHING OR SOMEONE INSTEAD OF TELLING A LIE. I WOULD RATHER HAVE SOME LIKE ME OR HATE ME BECAUSE I TOLD THE TRUTH AND NOT A LIE. ANYONE WHO READS THIS IF YOU AGREE OR DISAGREE LEAVE ME A MESSAGE AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!

Tell Me What You Think
well got some good news and bad news, good news is that i dont hve cancer, but the bad news is that the doc told me i needed to have my breast reduced, all the pain that i was having that i thought was from surgery wasnt from surgery after all. so i have to go see the family doc and have some more test run and then go see a plastic surgeon. but i would really like to know what you guys think. just please keep your comments to helpful suggestions lol i love you guys but i know how you can be lol

Tell Me The Truth!!!!
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Push me off the bed 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) Do me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops lol 11) Fuck me for hours 12) Talk to me 13) Stare at me 14) Fore Play What would you really do to me?