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Thats Messed Up =o
A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a bee buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.  After examining her, the doctor explained that the bee was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the bee.  The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the doctor said, "I could give it a try."  Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?"  "Change of plans," The physician panted. " I'm going to drown the little bastard!."
That Aint Mine"> IM SO FUKIN MADDD...... THIS TRICK.. si sepas mi gentez.... orale  contigo dia.. esta rukka llamada al yop ese yo tener un nene !?!?!?!?!?!?   HELLLL NO  !?!?!?!?  ella es loka....  no cabritos por yo !?!?!?!?!    
Thats What Im Talkin Bout
*Not My Kinda Guy*I would never date a  flamer or mr sister for friends maybe luv interest hell no they need not apply,cant stand them.All i have to say on that is slowly step away from the mirror and drop the lip gloss come on already boys we're gay not girls oh here's a big secret u might not have realized no matter how much maybeline you put on you will still have a dick and this is not for the people who feel like they should have been born the oppositte sex,this is for all you 70 pound Victoria Beckham look alikes wearing half tshirts they stole from there baby sisters who are in grade school sorry sweety hannah montana just doesnt work for yah and stopping wearing glitter please your not a fairy princess.*My Kinda Guy*I prefer straight acting men a smartass the kinda guy you dont know if u wanna deck him or fuk his brains out for beng a smartass.A man who is very active in sports kinda a daredevil but can also have a very calm and collective side who could just be content with re
[that Place]
I love watching a self destruct.An addict. A collapse. I think its because I can kinda identify. I'm pretty convinced I have an addictive personality.Addicts are unfulfilled.I feel exhausted all the time. I go outta my way to be left alone. I go outta my way to stay directionless and ambitionless. I think its because honestly, if I had the means I'd put myself further in the grave. Kicked the sauce a dozen times now. Benz twice. I put myself into therapy just to see if I'd rather score Option came up, I surprised myself and declined.I don't see that doc anymore. Because every time things got deep, I got twisted up i knots, and wanted to hit the easy button. I wonder if that's been the appeal of some of my ex's.They've all got a history of substance abuse and emotional instability, even if it seemed "harmlessly recreational" ... they were still addicts.And so am I. I'm just an addict with no fucking juice. I'm scared outta my fucking mind. Every day, every hour. I dunno how to w
That's Racist.
Yet so hilarious.
That Guy . . .
the guy i like is blind   and i have came to realize that no matter how hard i try its never going to be quiet good enough not now not then and not ever     i realized no matter how many times i pick up that phone and tell him its all going to be ok
Thats Life
Life is like one big ass roller coaster!        Life has it's ups and downs just like any amusement park! I have been witness to it's greatness and it's sadness. So I thought I would enlighten every one with a few insights to what I have seen or experienced. Just like any good roller coaster you can't wait to ride it. You stand in line patiently waiting for your turn to come, and just when your getting strapped into the ride reality sinks in and you think "Oh shit what did I get myself into?" By then of course it is way too late and you in for the long haul.     Just like life you patiently wait your turn for greatness to happen and just when you think you have it all figured out those famous words come into play "Oh shit what did I just get myself into?" Life is way too short to get hung up on petty things. I am a firm believer in the philosophy that tomorrow is not promised so live today as if it were you last. Being in the military I have witnessed it first hand on too many occas
That 1 Nite
If we could spend a night together, I'd take you to the roof of a 100 story building, when the rain is pouring and a breeze is present... We would lay on the cold asphalt ground and look at the clouds, wiping away the rain drops that fall on our faces... I'd get up, take you to the fence, gaurding the edge of the roof, and we'd look at the beautiful view of the sleeping city... You will tell me those magical words: I love you... I'd step over the fence, turn around, look into your scared eyes, and jump... If you really love me, you would jump, too, right after me, so we could be together, forever... But do you really love me? No... That's why I'm dead, and you moved on... I still live on this roof, and every time it rains at night, I keep on rewinding that romantic evening, when you lied to me... You lied that you love me...
That's All?!?!?!
You Are 56% Nerdy You may be a bit surprised with this score, but you are more of a closet nerd than an actual nerd. Stop denying your inner nerd! You're truly dorkier than you think. How Nerdy Are You?
That One Thing Wots It Called..... Oh Ya Love Or Some Shit
When someone loves u its a gift, dont take advantage of that gift cuz u never know how long u will have it, or if they will take that gift back... Love is an amzing thang its sexy, its hot, its kinky, its just sureal.. If u got it hold on as tight as u can and never let it go...
That Is Not My Dog ~ This Time The Joke Is On Me.
One of my favorite movie scenes/jokes is this Pink Panther one   Clouseau: Does your dog bite? Hotel Clerk: No. Clouseau: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie. [Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand] Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite! Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.     I had almost reached home from walking two of my three dogs. My neighbor was casually sweeping her front porch. Laying in wait ready to spring her trap as it turned out. She is a very sweet Cuban woman not yet old enough to be an old lady.   She called out in her Cuban accent, a soft one much different than the guttural sounding male one. “I think one of your dogs is in my yard.”   I was sure this wasn't the case as I had the leashes of two of them in my hands and could hear the other whining about how unfair life was that she had to wait for her turn for a walk. “Ok. I will come look.”   I was curious to what she had in her back yard and am I sucker for
That's When U Relize!
And that's when u relize he's the guy you're crazy for,the one who makes you laugh on the worst days,he's not perferct,but neither are you.Sometimes he's stuborn but u wouldent want him any other way.He makes you relize that it's possible to have permanent butterflies.Every love song you hear makes sence because of him,all because he cares so much for you,and you care the same for him!
That Day
There was A day I was away The next day it was new Then that day did run away Then it went askew The day that was next Was rather complex But I never knew That the day I did play Was just a dream That I never knew    
That’s How I Remember You
That’s how I remember you, your hair in freedom and an ice on fire, so different from the rest.  I remember you like that, letting yourself be admired, untouchable, inaccessible, unreal, cold as the wind, dangerous like the ocean, sweet as a kiss.   That’s how I remember you, playing to fall in love, conceited, capricious, and ideal.  I remember you like that, loving without love, impassive, impossible to reach.  
That Strong
There are times I feel That Strong Yelling till it's gone Because it's gone all wrong   I'm here alone listening in monotone Can't I come across? (is it gone? have I lost?)   Driving at breakneck speed flying off the cliff because it's the feeling I need   I feel That Strong playing a one-sided game to me, it's all the same.   It hurts so much living without a loving touch words and rhyming way off my timing   Can it be that no one knows? My hurt feelings,  does it show?
That's It... Tick Off The Whole World Just To Get At One Guy....
This is one of the many things I have to put up with. I'll preface this blog by reiterating that it is the job of the bouncers to help enforce the Terms of Service. We don't play referee. If one informs you that you're breaking TOS by doing something, please comply with the instructions you're given. Don't be like this guy here. Me: You know you have to change that status message... right? Me: You can't attack other members in a status message. If you have problems with members here, your recourse is to block them or simply not interact with them. We won't tolerate this behavior here. Him: REALLY??? HE ATATCKS ME EVERYDAY . Me: Then be the better man. Moreso, stop offending other users who aren't involved. Please change your status. Him: WHY DONT U GO TO HIS PROFILE, AND CHK HIS MUMMS AND POST Me: We'll worry about that at another point. Right now, I'm asking YOU to change your status. (changes his status to another one with the term "sand-n*gger" in it, referencing the same
Tha *thought/heart/action* Process
There is the thought Then there is the action Often, lacking between the two Is the assessment process of the heart The result often times being a disaster Sometimes the action comes first The afterthought a dramatic revelation When the assessment process arrives It finally alters our perception Of the thought, the action and the result Our thoughts are subconscious feelings Held within our heart That need conscious filtration Of the reality of that thought and emotion And should be assessed by the heart For purity of action towards ourselves and others. To bring within a purer state of consciousness and awareness of our higher selves.     Okay .. I just sat down and wrote these thoughts out on a piece of paper within 10 mins.   Any input would be great ... I am trying to fine tune my writings and this one is one of my better ones I think.
That Is The Thing About A First Impression...
You only get one chance to do it.   Hi folks, I am a friend to many fu-folks here, and this is not my first campaign. Anytime I am on a social network, I like to take the power of the first amendment and assert it. Blogging is of course the way to go these days, but as an aspiring screenwriter and someone who already writes lyrics and poetry, I find it more fascinating to have what I write be published into the printed community. Unfortunately, that takes college and a tad more ambition than I find interest in, at the moment. One thing to know about me is that I am big on music. I live with music wherever I can listen to it, I sing lyrics when im alone or when it plays in my car. I aspire to play it in a band, or perhaps sing it. Lately I have been approached to learn some aspects of producing it, because I have a knack for observing what a bands chemistry is like. That is above my head though, and so that will be something that comes as it does. Here I am, writing. I started witho
That"s How I Roll
go w/ the punches,. get a lfe =P
That Kiss
That Kiss....................Time stands still.There you are, Holding me,Kissing me, Loving me.I've never felt more lovedin my life.A moment to cherish forever,Real or not, It doesn't matter.You only you,Hold the key to my heart.That Kiss...The most loving, tender kiss.A fleeting second in time thatChanged my life forever.That Kiss...Was it just a fantasy, a wish,A dream.A moment that holds myheart as tight as a vise.A moment etched foreverInto my memory.It feels so real...My skin shivers from your touch.Then, as you lean downTo kiss my lips once more,The alarm awakens me.My fantasy, my wish, my dream.That Kiss..
That Me Agin ..stealing U R Time ,,,
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.  Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.”
That Me.............hope U Like It
looking in your eyes I can see myself the person I have become by being with you,I can feel the cold and bitterness that releases from inside youthe hatered that fills your heart....I know now that the person I once was is no longer thereyou've filled my heart with fear and disappointment,but I now know it was all my fault for the way I am todayI let you tare me down till there was nothing left to give,you used me and beat me... and looking at all of that now I know your not worth itIm moving on to something better leaving you behind cause I can no longer going to look into yours eyes and live that lie
That's Me
I'm a professional travel writer and work as a relocation consultant. I help individuals find the best moving quotes for their needs so to avoid being overcharged or wrongly serviced. When these customers get a fair rate through the moving companies I've offered them, they can save significant amount of money and eliminate dealing with rogue movers. I enjoy working with people and my job allows me to continue traveling and writing about new places to live.
That Other Place
I made a facebook...let me know if ya want it
Thats Where
That Comfrting Voice [for A Dear Friend]
my life couldnt get any worse, everythings such a blur I'm laying here on this cold floor, crying out for a friend suddenly I feel a soft touch brush my hand *wake up* I hear * come on sugar, please get up* a friendly voice, I've been longing to hear I get the energy to rise to my feet,  that same voice calls to me *come here hun* and I feel your arms wrap around me what is this feeling that is coming over me? could it be? could I have finaly found the comfort I've been needing? yes, yes I think I have*hold me tight and dont let go* I say back that friendly, oh so comforting voice says * ill never let you fall*  
That Kari Fake We Busted Has The Audacity To Return..with A New Page... Same Tricks.
Yes I am taking a break and I will post a blog why by the weekend, however this just goes to show that some things never change. That fake we blew up in the last post, came back on a green profile, same tricks, even used the same girl. Really. That stupid. ♥KaRi♥@ fubar On a more personal note, things just aren't right here. Don't believe what people may say because no one has any idea. Really. Later kids.
That Silly Russian...
Wow. She continues to pass rumors about me and shit... I stand behind my character, what does she stand with?!?   This girl does NOTHING but talk shit... Do I need to say anything else?!?
That's Better...
...friends make it ALL better. The good ones know how to bring you back to center. The good ones know character flaws aren't flaws at all. They are just part of who you are. I am loved...everyday.
That Murderous Halloween Contest/auction
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Thats The Life
That Thing Called Writing
Brooding again with blue devilswho know me all too well as they always find what they leave behindThey welcome with tailscoiling around meslippery with anxiousnessThey whisper as theyplant seeds of doubtfertilize with liesthat endlessly multiplie Jettison this junkfrom my head to clear away moody logic Yes, although I love youorgasms don't fix everythinggive me time to eat my own heart outTomorrow I'll slip awaythen everything will be all right
That Thing Called Writing, Again
at 2am-according to the green glowacross the room-i reach for the Papermate ballpoint,a trusted utensil of properpunishment and pleasure.your thick bindingstruggles against my fingers,only a little,just a pretense of reluctancethat fades fasterthan my inspiration,with any luck.i etch my evilin black scribbleson your formerly pure surface.a fevered rush oftangled lines,newborn metaphors,and half-stanzas erupt.this is my orgasm for tonight,and it feels betterthan the other kind,usually,because you don't mindbeing hatefucked,or tender novella lovemaking.your only concernis that i staywithin the marginsand close your cover when i'm done.
That Thing Called Writing Part 1 Of Very Many
For those who can notice such things,these walls must roarin echo of sentences never spoken,and other ungodly expressions never exclaimedinto the stale air, this perpetual stench,indecisives' sweat impregnatedin plaster and paint.Amateur Hour recorded rhetoricswhispers past failures back at us.Not that I listen anyway,my focus strained to your voiceand your voice alone.It is open night on spit, and the micthat is my perception, erect, anticipatingyour growl and grip, is primed for action.Satisfaction is a deepthroat gruntof passing thresholds unknown to science.And I wait, I wait,and wait for youto stop talking......and start speaking.You own the words... you carry themlike nitro, locked in a Pandora's Box,suppressed to oblivion and shame.But as tangible as your name.Words you could never commit toink and scratch - they would scorch paper,and wreak havoc if digitally committedto transport through a fatal pixel push.But spoken,cutting and fusing new neural paths,they would static charge
That's Right! And With A Smile :d
Don't fuck with me. Don't piss me off. Don't bitch and moan to me. Don't whine to me about your problems. Otherwise, you'll just get a big FUCK YOU and with a smile :D   Just taking an emotional break ;)
Thats Why We Don't Keep In Touch.
Well its time to just smile as you see some of those relatives that really don't want to see! You know the ones that always have something to say to you,mostly the older ones Uncles,Aunts or friends of the family,that you don't like but can't say nothing back out of respect!
That Tapeworm Is My Tampon String
I live in section 8 housing. I am scratchin tryin to take care of my son and myself. I don't make that much money at all. I fall below the poverty line. Housing Authority just upped my rent $78. I had $137 in food stamps but they decided because I got a bonus check way back in January, I make too much money. They took $30 away from my stamps. I don't get child support. I am behind on my bills. I just got paid and I am negative 40 dollars in my checking account. What the fuck am I supposed to do? I don't get child support, I cant work a second job because I cannot afford to pay a babysitter. I work my ass off for nothin. My fuckin neighbor sits around on her fat ass all day eating pills and drinking beer. Her rent? $7. Her food stamps? $486 a month. Shes on disability because of her back. Bullshit! I saw that cunt pick a damn couch up and put it in her Jeep. She gets child support. Her utility bill is fixed. What the hell... why do I even fuckin bother. I am so fucking frustrated i coul
That Which Has Not Been Dealt
The truth of two hearts Spoken in the Darkened hoursBetween the meeting of Rise and SetStarlight carries all the UnsaidUntil all that is...existsfor what is not spokenmay never beand what has has always been What a bliss to lingeramongst the Known and Feltnot having to embracethat which has not been dealt
That Thingie From Sho
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people you like and include me. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Pick your Artist: Robbie Williams Are you a male or female? Handsome Man Describe yourself: Better Man How do you feel: Sexed Up Describe where you currently live: The Road To Mandalay If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Beyond The Sea Your favorite form of transportation: Tripping Your best friend is: Mr. Bojangles You and your best friends are: Come Undone What's the weather like: South Of The Border   Favorite time of day: Eternity If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: Advertizing Space What is life to you: Freedom Your current relationship: Something Beautiful Your fear: Misunderstood Thought for the Day: Let Love Be Your Energy How I would like to die:
That's What You Get By Paramore
I fucking love this song! I doubt you will, but I feel like sharing anyway.
Thats What You Did
You looked me in the eyes, as you stabbed me in the back, you hled my hand as you ripped my heart out, you held me close as you told me it was over, you screamed at me as i reached out for you, you let go of my hand as i fell to the ground, you watched me break as you ended it all, you asked me to leave as i cried in you arms, you walked away as i called out for you , you came back later as i was doing just fine, you tried to fix things as i left you with a broken heart, Just as you deserved RIGHT FROM THE START!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That Was The Decade That Was
We are about to go into 2010, how was the last decade for you? Here are the highlights of my last decade. 2000- I watched the Millennium firework display on a balcony overlooking the Thames in London on the eve of the year 2000 with my daughter Ashley, she was the youngest stand up comic in 1999 and was finishing the year by retiring from stand up- she was 13 years old. I was running a comedy club at Mansions Café Bar in Glasgow's West End, it was great fun but it closed suddenly due to non payment of bills or tax problems, whichever is easier to believe. My cousin Sammy died due to infected heroin. 2001- I hopped over to NZ and did the Comedy Festival for the first time. I ran a comedy club in London at The Atlantic Bar, it closed due to the terror attacks in New York on September 11th, which resulted in a lack of tourists or non payment of bills & tax problems, which ever is easier to believe, you decide. No one died, in my family. 2002- I returned to New Zealand comedy festiv
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Thats Her
Find a guy who calls u beautiful not hot, who calls u back when u hang up, the boy who kisses ur forehead, stays awake to watch you sleep, shows u off to the world, constantly reminding u of how lucky they are to have u... the one who turns to his friends and says 'that's her.
That Fat Lil Chubby Mofo
I'm gonna take his lil arrow and shove it up his ass.   werd
That's My Daddy Daddy Callin
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That Sounds Like An R2 Unit
I missed my walking at the Dome this morning because I forgot to turn on my alarm (it’s already set; five-thirty is pretty much my default setting for waking up) last night, but I made up for some of it walking up and down our stairs when Sarah and Jeffrey under Martha’s direction were packing one basket of toys for each of them and opting to sell or give away the rest.  Truth be known, Sarah’s room has been an obstacle course the last week and a half because we’d started to clean (again, under Martha’s direction since she’s usually off work on Thursdays) before but didn’t get back to it except bit by bit.  And to be fair, I haven’t been successful at keeping the dishes from piling up and up except by the same sink full at a time.  But it’s looking better; I have to confess to a preference for the “lived in” look.  Should I be concerned if my house is TOO clean?   Today’s title refers to something I heard on Past
That One Question I Asked You
Hi there,   as you may remember I asked few of you why it is important to support the troops. Seeing Fubar had decided to update  peoples messages/inbox..I am sorry to inform you that i lost your replies. I did read them though but I had no opportunity to save them.   Would you please be so kind as to tell me again...why you as a service member, active or not, believe it is important to support the troops ? thank you for taking your time to tell me and again I am sorry. xoxo Lady Z  
That Other Place
Sooooooo It's rough not being able to be myself in front of my relatives, so I made another account.... Add me :)  
That Didnt Just Happen!!!
     This really should have been a monday for me. lol. Right off the bat seven this morning I go and start the car up cause it has ice on it and this particular car i need to take to auto shops cause im trying to buy parts for it. Well I go back in the house getting ready and getting my girls ready for school. Nothing unusual. We proceed out the door get to this pain in the ass car and wtf all the doors are locked. Holy Shit! Needless to say at that moment "shit" became my mantra! Not only did I lock the lumnia keys in there but my expedition keys are locked up in there too!! Sooo I had the bright idea of a metal clothes hanger. You know im thinking im gonna pop the lock - not that I have ever done it as I have never locked myself out of my car before. Well that didnt work so I proceeded to have a two year old screaming fit in my front yard ( thank goodness I live in the county with only two neighbors lol) Needless to say the hanger, which took me forever to find as i dont use metal o
That's When The Fight Started
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And that's when the fight started ................................................. My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes.." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started .... .................................................. I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said... So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" And that's when the fight started... ................................................. Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, a
That Means You. Assholes
I can't take this I hate the fact that everyones problems become mine. My own problems get shoved away in the closet. My thoughts and feelings are my own. I have such difficulty expressing them because evidently everyone elses pain and suffering is monumental so why should my worries even matter? Why should I be happy when all those around me are troubled? Of course my purpose in life is to just weep with them. Oh, and if you have feelings to share with me then please do not make them apparent. More MESS is needed! Much more. I don't think we have quite enough MESS in this situation.If I say something, I mean it. Just so you know. I do. I did. So don't leave me in the dark.I. Have. Had. Enough. People need to fuck off and be happy and let me go live in a convent or something along those lines. Joy for all.Maybe without the burden of everyone elses sorrow on my back I will become a demure, wonderful human beingBUT UNTIL THEN YOU CAN DEAL WITH MY ATTITUDERant over.Ooh, ooh wait.Yes, in c
That Night
On that night I died They all thought I committed suicide Turns out it was a double homicide Acted out by that demon inside A man with hair as dark as night His hatred plagues the land with plight This abomination is a hideous sight His darkness is a terrible blight On that night the angel warned Of the impending hellish storm That would bring about A terrible drought Of light in the land It was to be by my hand On that night he died They thought it was a suicide I committed a double homicide He and that angel died Committed by me, that demon once inside
That One Lady!
Theres this lady I refuse to say her name because she has made me mad... then she said she would never show me her ass again! being im the pitcher and shes the catcher this is a nightmare...   She said soemthign to me so now i refuse to talk to her... untill she apologizes.. I cant exactly remeber what she said now but it hurt Seamus doesnt want to be my go between anymore.. he screws up and sends her flowers!   So if you see that firey red head lady tell her im not talking to her   WICKED
That Crazy Insane Nineteen Gullotine
My shit is more ill then dead meats. Watch as it kill it over beats. You ain't never heard of me. I mince ya like meat. I ain't a sweet treat. Make motherfuckers retreat. Have ya go back for what you not worth before your rebirth. Put ya put ya i'll put ya dead in ya coffin. What the fuck you think you stopping. Ain't even in no motion. Just cause you wasn't choosen. Fuck get ya head cracked open. You wasn't to be spoken. I hate fake ass wannabe spying bitches. That think they can thought they can get with this wickedness. Leave motherfuckers scared shitless. From trying to put out a diss. Instead of swinging fist. I'm pist for my shit not to be added to a playlist. Not rich but tired of ya stench no bench. I put an end to ya dismise. Don't be wise to think that you can get on by. I won't let ya through who are you fuck you. I got one thing that i need & thats all it gone be. Kick the flow & energy loving my girl kelly much. All ya other wack ass groupie wannabe bitches ain't shit. But
That Night
Gentle kisses on her neckThe smell of her hair so invitingMy tongue tracingTurning her and looking into her eyesBeing lost...not wanting to be foundTouching her raven colored hairOur lips meetingsSo warm and sweetPassion ignitingTongues finding each otherExploringMy hands caressing her shouldersHers on mineMine drifting lowerHer breasts so fullNipples so hardSo invitingPushed down onto my backThe weight of her holding me downHer lips on my neckThey find my lipsOur tongues dance once againSo begins another night of pure bliss
That Moment
He walks into the room.  He had been anticipating this time for quite a while, all the while knowing that she had been as well.  He see’s her across the room, through the people that were there.  Their eyes lock, it was a moment that was indescribable.  This is what they had waited for, that moment.  He begins to cross the room, slowly at first and very quickly picking up his pace.  She is shocked by his confidence, how he carries himself, so confident, so there and so right now.  She can hardly move her legs because of the excitement of it all.  But somehow, she finds the strength to pick herself up, and begin walking to him, slowly then as quickly as he is moving.  The finally meet at the center of the room.   For some reason, there are no people there anymore, just the lights that are now dim, and music playing.  He embraces her in his arms with the upmost of strength and confidence.  She can feel immediately, how much he has missed her, how incredible it feels to be in his ar
That’s One Sneaky Penis
Penises can end up in the funniest of places. Like in a Disney cartoon. Or an Ed Hardy condom.In the latest sneaky shadow penis appearance, a penis shadow has snuck past the editors at luxury style magazine, Miami Living, and made its way into an advertisement for an online dating service. The ad is by, the dating site where "beautiful, ambitious women would meet successful, sophisticated men". At first glance the ad looks like any other dating site ad, way too good to be true. Then you notice the penis shadow over the blonde's chest. The ad appeared in the Spring/Summer edition of the magazine and has been out for weeks without anyone noticing until FoxNews pointed the finger. When we created the ad, we never imagined a magazine like Miami Living would approve it, but judging by the amount of sign-ups we received since the magazine has come out, this ‘shadow penis' ad seems to work and might become a staple of our campaign.(source FoxNews) Maybe Establishe
That's Me
That's Me by Martina McBride There's a photo in an album he don't notice anymoreThat's me, that's meThere's a stack of cards and letters buried deep inside a drawerThat's me, that's meAnd the shirt that I once slept in hanging loose behind the doorTossed aside so carelesslyThat's me, oh that's meThere's a picture in my wallet and one less faded in my mindThat's him, that's himThere's a name that always haunts me and it slips from time to timeThat's him, that's himThere's a yearning that I feel in my heart and in my soulAn old flame that'll never dimThat's him, I know that's him(That's me)Hangin' on to the end(That's me)Starting all over again(That's love)Oh that's the way it goesThere's a woman in the chapel in the back row by herselfThat's me, that's meAnd a man at the altar says "I do" to someone elseThat's him, that's himAs the wedding party leaves throwing rice and wishing wellA single tear falls silentlyThat's me, oh Lord that's meOh, that's meThat's me
That Guy (for U Rob)
I had a horrible past with a horrible guy and i never thought it was possible to love someone ever again until one day i met this guy but at the time i was thinking this is just another guy i will talk to him and i probably wont ever hear from him again but the day after i talked to him i got to thinking that he was different i wanted to talk to him again so i did he turned my life completely around and without him I dont know what i would do he is the one person who made me believe that there is still love in the world he knows who i am talking about and if ur reading this thank you for being a part of my life and dont ever leave I have never met a guy who treated me the great ways u do and I love youit feels like we have known each other for years when truely it hasnt been long at all                                             Forever loved, Alex M. Rose
That Moment
My heart races, I begin to sweat. My hands tremble, As I get closer. With each step, Closer to the door, That will open, Revealing paradise. She opens the door, And peers in to my eyes. She smiles, The moment has finally come. We stand face to face, Only for a moment. As we pull each other, Close to our bodies. Hugging each other, Holding each other. Whispering in each other's ear, How much we have longed for this. The moment, When all dreams, All fantasies, Finally come true. The physical touch, The warm embrace. Feeling the other's heart, Beating against out chest. For so long, Wanting and loving. Wishing nothing more, Than to be here. The time has come, When mental images, Become reality, And the world goes silent. The only thing that matters, At that very moment, In the very place, Is us. Two people, One love. Two hearts, One love. A love, That until now, Was only distant, Untouchable. All that is over, As rea
That's Mister Doctor Pork Chop To You!
The opening of “Toy Story 3” will surprise you, and its climax will sadden you.  Andy is headed off to college and his toys Buzz, Woody, and the rest are headed off to Sunnyside Daycare (I chuckle at the irony; the school Martha and her sisters attended as kids and our niece Josceline just graduated kindergarten from is Sunnyside Elementary) that’s portrayed as the Prohibition-era Chicago of toys.  It’s “run” by Lotso Bear, a stuffed bear toy with his own reasons for rejecting children and who eventually gets his comeuppance in a can’t-kill-him-by-ripping-his-stuffing-out way.  The little green aliens (“You have saved us!  We are eternally grateful!”) also get their chance to shine, and I guess both Martha and I broke down and cried at the end of the film because of why we came to Kentucky in the first place – to visit my mom who’s in declining health.   I am so thankful to God and to my family that we didn’t have
[that Russian Word For "mushroom Crazy"]
What was that word again?Oh...wait... doesn't matter- I did something awesome tonight.First offlet me just say that as a person that averages eating a bowl of rice once per day (seriously)I sure do get tired of American long grain*shrugs*anything more need be stated?Didn't think so.So I picked up a big bag of basmati rice and put in a batch for dinner.~ orgasmically different.Sure I'll occasionally switch to short grain or brown rice but there's something... rich and crispyabout basmati, more fragrant tooAnd since I went to Sam's last night to pick up a brick of food for a hunger drive we were sponsoring at work, I decided to grab a bushel of mushroomscuzlet's face itSam's is bulk ogtfoSo I had to make sure I could use whatever I picked up, no matter how much storage room I hadI don't have the means to dry all these mushrooms so I came up with a pretty awesome idea >>This is a mushroom... curry... gravy... sauce...thingI took about one cup of thai red curry (that goopy stuf that usuall
Thats My Baby!!!
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That Girl :d
I'm that girl who got her shoes stolen, on a daily basis, while sitting in the Quad, and would chase you around in circles, tripping over her own feet, until I got them back.I'm that girl who would call you a Bitch and threaten to slap you with her flipflop, while standing next to her English teacher, Mr. Shrock.I'm that girl who would stick a pad to the top of your head, as I got off the bus, waving goodbye to you from outside.I'm that girl who told her choir teacher to suck a nut, and spent the rest of the day in the principles office, drawing faces on her fingers.I'm that girl who's name everyone knew, and no one could understand.I'm that girl who tried to play hacky- sack, but was more concerned with chasing butterflies.I'm that girl who would laughed at the most inappropriate times and would never apologize for it.   I'm that girl who got transfered out of Bio 2 for getting sick when she smelled the formaldehyde.   I'm that girl who would sit in front of her locker, Indian sty
That Girl.....
It's hard to find someone like you girl. Your personality and qualities are true girl.I can't forget about that body too girl. It's always about you girl, the little things you do girl.You got me singing "Oooooh Girl". I wanna give the world to you girl.Make you my wife 'cause you're so much more than my boo girl.I don't know what to do girl.To make you see these words are true girl.No one compares to you girl. Let's just make it me and you girl. I'm stuck to you like glue girl. There's nothing I won't do girl. To make your dreams come true girl...
[that Boy]
I dunno how many of you know the song I'm referencing.But it has a John, a Paul, and a Ringo in it.And a uchalaylee.... euchalayle, euchalale how the FUCK do you spell that word?AnyhowUpdate.Update.As you know- the Kampfer is posed. ConstructedAwesome.I've still got a chest cold.And I managed to buy 4 gifts for four people for about forty bucks.Each.Not 10 10 10 and 10.Marry assmunch.I beat Bioshock, and its one of those pesky two ending games, and Bioshock was pretty much my ace in the holemy "break in case of emergency" game.That book you know you want to read-but you don't want to read it right now.I anihilated it too.System Shock 2 even on the easiest settingWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYharder.And its basically Doom 3.That... progressive-dungeon FPS where you unlock upgrades and solve puzzles and perform tasks.It's kinda the track all single player mode FPS' are on these days.I'm pretty okay with that. Its a great game. Just... not THE.That... golden-crisp apple of FPS/RPG people have been tryi
That Would Be Me
Here i am just tryin to figure this all out place looks great so hope yall can be patient with me lookin forward to meetin lots of new people an makin so friends round here thanx all
That 4 Letter Word
remember in 3rd grade? love notes where like this: " i like u do u like me? yes   no  " well now , that secret word , LOVE , means so much more to me. ive finally found Mr.Right. hes loving , caring , hillarious , protective.... and he makes me feel so safe. sadly , right now we are seperated by an ocean. literally! but i know soon we will be together... i just hope, for once , Cupid will give me a chance. all i need is love... i crave it .. and he gives me that love. i hope and pray nothing will come between us , and i will never let him go, ill be with him til he turns me away.. you know who you are baby.
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[that Popping Sound Is Victory For Zeon]
God damn I need a Zeon Cross.Like... way the fuck more than any fuck that has ever fucked. ...whut? orite. So once again I worked out. That is an interesting and painful experience when you've been in a car accident and had major surgery.I crackled like bubble wrap. But at the moment I kinda feel better.Lighter on my feet. but before all that Ifailedat making custard. I'm not ashamed to admit it!... alright maybe just a little bit. But I got kinda cute with it anyway. And you should really learn the basics before you improvise. Tonight I followed 1/6th of Alton Brown's recipe...kinda.Instead of whipping cream, I tried half and halfinstead of vanilla flavored, I splashed in some eggnog.instead of ... actually that's about it. There's about three points of failure that I think could have tripped me up.Maybe 5. The half/half instead of whipping cream.(I couldn't help myself- the carton was already open and... I love the inuendo.) Clear pyrex ramekens instead of ceramic(doubt it
Thats What I Like About You
    screw it cant get song to work it will be in comments      Been along time since I have tried one of these    wanted to get back to what I like about FU and YOU    HEY !!    UH UH HUH    HEY !!!   UH UH HUH    What I like about you  makes fubar nights  tell me Im the only one  friends make fubar right    YEAH    come on yaking with someone dear  tell em all things and they wanna hear  cause its true  thats what I like about fu    What I like about you  you really know how to laugh  when you go nuts now jump around  on a fake fu romance    YEAH    keep on mumming now my dears  keep on posting blogs that make me tear  cause its true  thats what I like about you  thats what I like about fu  thats what I like about you   WAAAA HOOOO 
[that Smell Shouldn't Be Here]
Welp, its above freezing so I went ahead and primed my gouf's shoulders with an untested enamel spray paint....that stuff went down effortlessly.LikeZAPbond. I don't think I'll ever use the primer I was using beforeEVER again. That was TOO fucking easy.Waiting for it to dry, Course I immediately got tagger's hand and the paint set on my skin almost instantly.Had to get it off with *sniffs* Bluchk. I think there's still some vapor in my clothes or something.Had to get it off with rubbing alc.Waiting for it to dry, I'm told enamel takes a fraction of the time acryllic takes to cure, and its much sturdier.We'll see soon. Granted most of the model grade enamel is about twice as expensive as acryl. ... not that I'm using model grade anything except this primer.What else do I have for you?OhProtomen albums.FuckingRock.Rock Opera.Megaman 2.Believe it.I wonder how long til part three comes out?Anyway, this part of the process is pretty simple. Prime. Sand out uneveness errors or flaws. Repeat
That Was Singapore
The flight over was fabulous as we got four seats to ourselves and managed a bit of a sleep. Ashley was super excited as she had big plans for our arrival in Singapore, what she wasn’t expecting was the furious heat that melted her face as she got out of the airport. Oh by the way in the airport as I collected my bag, I slipped on some vodka from a broken duty free bag (not mine I don’t buy booze anywhere) and almost did the splits in my flip flops. Ashley turned round and there I was legs akimbo holding onto a trolley. I survived.   Just so you know whilst am writing this blog in the hotel lounge of the Ibis- there is a musical combo making me sad. She is ‘quirky’ (which you know I hate, nobody should wear fat Mary Jane shoes over the age of ten) and he is a bad guitarist who is prone to sticking out his tongue in a ‘look at me being cheeky’ when in fact he is really bad on the strings and she sounds like a owl being sexually assaulted in a sack w
[that Was Tedious]
I had no reason to get out of bed today....*shrugs* take that for what its worth. Snowed. Couldn't paint.My free trial on the Realm (first graphical MMO ever) expired, $7.00 a month to play a sprite game from 95? ...16 years ago?Oh and my crazy ass granny threatened to take me out of the will and told me not to come to her funeral if I didn't visit her. I explained to several people that I didn't appreciate her threatening and demanding tone, and that I noticed she only pisses and moans about this shit about me, and nobody else (especially her grandkids that don't live in the state any more).Hmmmseeing a trend here? I fucking hate living here.I hate most of my family.Tada~Tell you what- how about I go drive across town, do some stupid errands for you that probably didn't need to be done because you're old and crazy and like to waste my time, and not talk about anything or do anything I enjoy doing.After all, I'm so fucking pleasant to be around that I'd DIE for the chance to be your da
[that Was Entertaining And Time Consuming]
But not necessarilly enlightening.   My "sexy survey".   I put out on the first date, let's take some highlights shall we?   "Crossroad is not necessarily promiscuous or lacks standards, but the overall answer patterns suggest that Crossroad is exceedingly sensitive to the psychological and physical elements of romance and passion, even to the point they, at times, may lack impulse control. People like this tend to love life with zeal, often living in the moment and trying not to let experiences pass them by, with many having engaged in a wider range of sexual behaviors, sometimes with a number of different partners. Someone like this is bound to be gregarious and flirtatious in public, becoming extremely sensual and wildly uninhibited behind closed doors. In fact, these individuals are amongst the most passionate of people when the timing is right."-------- I like to fuck."Crossr
That Wanton Smile...
Thats How You Do It
Ding Dong! Osama's dead. a bullet to his fucken head? The Bastards  FUcken DEAD! Ding Dong! Bin Ladens Finally dead.Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.Wake up, the Bastards dead. He's gone where the goblins go,Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.Let them know The FUCKTARD is dead!As Mayor of Notta damn thing, In the Country of the USA, I welcome this day most regally. But we've got to verify it legally, to seeTo see?If HEIf HEIs morally, ethic'llySpiritually, physicallyPositively, absolutelyUndeniably and reliably DeadAs Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined the turd. And he's not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead.Then this is a day of Independence For all the World and their descendantsIf any.Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Bastard Terrorist at last is dead
That Isn’t Right.
That isn’t right.   That was the first thought going through my head when I saw a van coming at us out of the corner of my eye.  The next were “we’ve been hit”, “there’s our bumper over there”, and “this is going to be a hassle”.    The light had turned green so the car to my left and I pulled into the intersection.  A girl drove through her red light just missing the car next to me and clipped the front of my van.  We are all OK. Pictures in my "Blog Pics" album.   I got us and our bumper off the road – good thing they are only plastic….   I directed the girl to drive her van out of traffic to the side of the road.  She and her friend where hysterical and crying.  But were clear headed enough to pull a large cello out of the back and lay it in the grass.   After talking with the police, witnesses, EMTs and such my daughter realizes that if it happened a split second later their van would have hit the side of ou
That Job I Was Told About
I finally was sent some numbers, and it seems to pay pretty well... I'm just a bit nervous about maybe changing companies again. I'm not getting any younger and I'm really secure where I am. I like it. I've always wanted to work with industrial robots, and here I've been for nearly seven years now. The prospect of a bigger paycheck up front (rather than waiting for a sizable profit-sharing bonus) is appealing. Working from home when I'm not traveling would put another 200 bucks a month in my wallet because of fuel I wouldn't be using. That's appealing too. Going to Italy for a month - appealing. The equipment I'd be working on? Kinda boring and uninteresting. Automated pipe bending and cutting. Bleh. Not as cool or fun or even as complex as robots. I fucking love goddamned robots. I guess the prospect of being able to live anywhere... traveling the world to service things rather than just this country (and Candada), it's also pretty appealing. I really don't know. I've only ever le
That's The Point
Ex:  "You'll never find anybody like me." You: that's the point
That's All I Can Say
I'm not fake, and I do not hide. The way I am, how I feel inside. If I am feeling it, I'm going to write it down. These words are to YOU, how I'm feeling right now. Hands shaking at this very, moment in time. Because I can feel your heart, beating with mine. I have lost enough to know, that life does goes on. But I have never loved like this, I know where I belong. To say I love you, is the truth, but still. Even that word, isn't powerful enough to express how I feel. The world stops, and my heart begins to pound. As if, my feet, are being lifted off the ground. Everything makes sense, when I think of you. Like anything is possible, my dreams can come true. So to YOU, my Baby, the love of my life. All I can say is you're with me, every day and night.
That's All That Matters
When someone you hold dear to you, takes it upon themselves to opening talk about you to other people, it hurts worse than I could ever describe. They say they love you, but there again, you get hit by comment made to other people that really make you question that. One person can really send your world crashing down around you. Come to me, talk to me, but no, they choose to go to other people and talk about me instead. Which is fine, but it does make it hard, especially when it's in front of your face, spelt out in black and white. I am NOT perfect....FAR from it...I don;t deny that...have NEVER denied actions were inexcusable....and losing them hurts bad enough without having it rubbed in my face...that's okay tho..Imma big girl..I can suck it up....I've def...been through worse....They say get it out..say you're sorry...I am here for you....but they really here..let me knock you down a few more notches...make you feel just a little lower...they don't love me....
[that Burp Tasted Like Drunk]
Gotta say, I had higher hopes for the Charlie Sheen roast.   ... what? Oh. Nah, seriously, that shit looked thrown together, bunch of nobodies and a slapdash production with a few jabs that have been done funnier on forum posts, the highlight was of course the three (out of what, 12?) funny people involved. One of them was John Lovitz. The other two were William Fucking Shater.   ... okay some credit to Seth.   But seriously- that was chop steak at best.   Had a couple bourbons tonight. Had a lot on my mind the last... month.   I dunno. I could use a cigar and a consolation prize on the side. I'm just not very excited right now. Played about 30 hours of Dragon Age, and I stand by my previous statements on the topic Never Winter Nights 2 without the bugs, crashes, 30 minute loading screens, and kobold killing more blood more party member whining (for better and worse) and intentional underwear scenes.   I did intentionally initiate a romance with the bisexual
That Day...
That Day.... It was a steamy August nightWhen you first crossed my pathAt first I hid from sightBut that would never last You were but a strangerIn a place I knew so wellLittle did I know it would beThe beginning of my hell I was such a social butterflyJust flitting around my friendsI had so many of themI thought it would never end But then you took my handAnd in your charming waysYou started down a pathWith the DEAD END sign hidden in a haze By the time I saw the darkness fallMy friends I could not findYou held my hand even harderAnd led the way; I was blind But then one day, I woke upSurrounded by people I never knewAnd when I tried to get awayYour grasp was like super-glue It was then that I noticedThe pure evilness in your eyesI was unable to make an escapeAnd no one could hear my cries Then one day, the sun came outand on me, it began to shineThe law they came to take youAnd, in essence, gave me what was mine And as I stood there lettingThe sun shine rain on
That Time Of Year
I have sent xmas cards the last 3  years...lots of you guys gave me your addys...last year...and the rottie ate the book. So...if you want one..PM me your info again fucking dog
That Damn Curious Cat.
I am waiting for my test to begin and thought I would blog to get my mind off of things. This is what I don't understand, so feel free to let me know why. Why do men and women bling people with no salutes. I have seen profiles on here mainly women ( since I love women ) that have been on here for 3 years or more that can upload pictures of who they say they are, but can not upload a salute. Is that not a camera they are using to take such said picture? Do they offer you phone sex or something. Are you that desperate to get a nut off or for conversation that it doesn't matter what or who they really are? I understand people with self low esteem, but what I can not figure out is why you feed into it making them think they can do you this . A little word of advice THEY ARE USING YOU . You have the bling whores on here, God knows I have been called one among others things but at least you know who you are buying for. Right? I am not all that with a bag of chips and I am no model and
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That's Wat They Do!
Don't waste your time, cos a hata's gonna hate!!! that's wat they do, as long as they know they doing their job well, they r gonna keep doing it. So the best thing is to be entertained by ignorance, brush em off, kick em to the side and keep walking. cos morals  says more than ignorance. just a true example of ignorance and shame, and yrs. my hater didn't catch on that i was screen shotting her, saving everything she said, and then showed my people and laughed her. plus they love to talk and 99.9% of the time da shiot you talks gonna come back and kick u in da arse 10 folds, i realized dat today, she all talking about what my kids do, how my kids don't have adult supervision. so here's the thing i was picking darrell up today, and her childs walking across the main highway like a lost puppy and we's talking about dark 30 not no dam bright day in mr. rogers neighborhood, so hate, cos either way, its coming back after ya. don't run across town running ur mouth about somebody elses kids o
That You Use And Wear North Face Outlet Online
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That Was You, That Was Me
There is much debate concerning the topic of abortion Whether it is a life or just some small unimportant protrusion Some say that it cannot feel therefore it is not considered real But I say don’t assume, when God says “I knew you before you were in the womb” At eight weeks it already has his hands and his feet Eyes are apparent those that will one day see their parent It is not a lump, an object or a mass of insignificance It is a human life that one day deserves to learn to dance His hands have formed, hands that one day may perform Perform a majestic melody, or perform a life saving surgery He has already begun to move, ever so slightly in the womb Moving a tiny finger, that one day he will use to touch his mother But there are still those that would stand up and disagree I say to you, at one point and time that was you, that was me But what if the parents are just teens, what about them and their dreams There is always another option, put the baby
That Our Paths Shall Not Cross...
Another small peice of writing, still unfinished...   That Our Paths Shall Not Cross Never in this life But perhaps in another I would be I could be Yours   But for our paths Could never cross I would be I could be Yours   If not for this wall Built upon my heart I would be I could be Yours   Save for my fears That binds my soul I would be I could be Yours
That Is Your Home Now
I save your every word, the most beautiful I've heard. I feel the tears, starting to fall. But yet I am grateful, for them all. Because they touched a part of me, I do not share. A part I wasn't even sure, was still there. Every part of myself, screams out your name. Sometimes I can't handle the heat, from the flame. It hurts yet feels good, at the same time. YOU are always, on my mind. That is your home now, and where YOU will stay. No matter what, forever and always.
Thats Enough. A Poem By Me.
in the dark abyss that has become my life i realize that i need some light not one the come from a light bulb but one that comes from another person i need a savior in my life someone that will pick me up when i fall hold my hand and guide me when im lost tell me that what im doing is right not wrong someone that will love my unconditionally someone that has patience beyond belief because i know im stubborn i know im hard headed i know how much a can and cant handle and i want that person to be there and say thats enough. you cant take anymore youve reached max capacity i need that person one person who i can be Me around and not have to put up a facade anymore i want to shed my mask and be free in you i see all of these things and so much more you have shed your light on me so i can see that i AM going in the right direction and that i can finally say enough is enough and i want to thank you for that.   by~meandonlyme~ 4:21 am 3/23/2012
That Is Really Good
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[that's Not Happening]
... put on Rosalita, on loop if you have to.Alright, tonight I went to a full moon party.Whatever that means.Took a light nap, and had an out with some organ pain.Things were pretty slow.In a weird tense way.Tiny redhead showed, and gave no indication.No sign.So by around 10:30 I was ready to pack up and drink at home, but as about six people left, six more showed.Guy I hit on.Pseudo-brother, and his girlfriend.That's about six right?Things happened.I got a calland was sincerely advised to fuck someone tonight."That's not happening" "Why not?""I just aint got that kinda appeal babe"Smoked my first cigarette in 3 years.Went on a beer run with the little, and talked about his upcoming tour.And the weirdness we find ourselves in.I wanted to talk about something else, but he didn't really bite.2 40's, six pack, and a couple reds.We killed over half of it.Just chilled after thatbut the damndest thing happened >>lil's girlfriend gave me a hug"hope that's not weird"and paid me multiple very f
That Medical Health Insurance Strategy Is Better For Me Personally?
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[that "now What" Moment]
You ever go out somewhere and just feel.. assy?That was tonight.People blew me off, and I just felt strange and floaty, kinda disconnected from the whole thing. Even the people I knew, I just feltfar FAR off my game.I guess I should back up a tickat the repeated insistance of close friends I went to a "screamo house show" tonight.Screamo is not my thing.Peopleare not my thingbut a few of those people are.I brought a 12 pack, had a couple, and just never really settled in. I guess I do better when there's opportunities to -talk- about things, not just music.Loud music.Loud music that I know nothing about.So I fumbled a bitand I went in with a stomach ache (not a great plan) but there were about 30 people at the placeand two bathroomsand I was walked in on.Faster than I could say "occupado"it was not a standup meet and greet if you catch my drift....I was dropping the browns off at the superbowl. Mortifying.Could've been worse, so I blew it off.Had another beer, a couple more bands playe
That Pulse In Life
rhythms find those places where wisdoms touch in life  as you seek that need  which whispers in the wind  and truth  shows when one least expects it  reach into those waters  that allows on to refresh  cling into those moments that opens one's mind  find that path  where enlightenment shines  like the sun in the sky  harken to that pulse in life  in which honors the soul
That's What She Told Me
That's What She Told Me Everything is fine Don't worry about me Iam wrapped in a softCocoon of indifference. That's what she said to me That's what she told me I should have known How could I guessI left her there She killed herself
That Is My Disease
One minute I’m here, writing things down. The next I’m back there, that place, that town. It feels like a dream, brought to life. I’m there again, alone fighting to survive. It can happen in a flash, anything can set it off. A smell, someone’s tone, even something soft. The way I lay my head on the pillow, at night. Can send me back there, to the fight. Of my life, Going back and forth between two worlds. That is my disease, for which there is no cure. Sometimes people do so much damage, you can’t be repaired. You live inside hopelessness, fear and despair. Always a prisoner, trapped in your own mind. A constant struggle, of the worst kind. Doing anything you can, to drown out the pain. Writing down your thoughts, to try and win the game. Although you know you are playing a game, you have already lost. What else can happen, that it hasn't already cost. You mind, your heart and soul, every inch of yourself being. Has be
That Girl...
So here I am... the proverbial Tom Boy, the chick from all the beginning parts of movies... the one so many girls THINK they are. But it's me, I am more comfortable in cleats than I will ever be in even sandals let alone heels. I can throw a football further than a lot of guys I know, I am a couch cuddling fiend during NFL season from Sunday through Monday in order to ses optimal number of games... I enjoy watching other sports if someone is willing to explain them to me and I had my time playing football as well. I love motorcycles like you would not believe, my father and brothers had me tearing down and wrenching on bikes before I could sit to hold them upright on top of one and the passion runs deep. The downside? My friends have always been guys, I don't give excuses of it being less drama or girls being problematic... I just get men on the friend level... unfortunately this means I get friendzoned far too easily and i don't know how to rectify it. You've probably seen the movie M
That Little Word
Love A word that can be heard within a whisper, Can be felt with the brush of a hand, Can be seen in the tears dripping from a chin Scream it and yet it will never be heard by some, Incapable of processing the meaning. Grab them with all your might and still they will never feel it, Unable to sense your soul pouring out to them. Let the tears flow like a dam breaching a levee but they turn away unwilling to understand each tear is a piece of your heart, Catching them in you hands trying to give it to them Unwanted love from a wanting heart, Something that can tear you apart                                                                                 
Thats True
>>    WHERE WOULD YOU BE IF...>>>>You have all the money your heart desires.>>You have no cares or worries.>>You come home and the finest meal is awaiting you.>>Your bath water has been run.>>You have the perfect kids.>>Your partner is awaiting you with open arms and kisses.>>So... Where would you be ..>>>>>>>>>>IN THE WRONG FUCKING HOUSE...THAT'S WHERE!
." That Somewhere Can Lead To A Payday. "lucian Is At A Level Where Its Not About Money
GOLD COAST, Australia - The Canadian national team beat Australia 4-1 on Monday in the finale of a five-game exhibition series in preparation for this months Olympic baseball qualifying tournament. LaMarr Woodley Jersey . Jimmy VanOstrand of Richmond, B.C., doubled, homered and scored twice while starter Jonathan Lockwood of Toronto allowed one hit and struck out two over three innings. Jamie Richmond of Mississauga, Ont., allowed two hits over three innings. Alexandre Picard of St. Eustache, Que., gave up the lone run on three hits over two innings. "It was a good outing for everybody today," said Canada manager Terry Puhl. "Lockwood was outstanding and hes going to be a workhorse for us going forward. Richmond did what he always does and Periard was solid as well." David Corrente of Chatham, Ont., had a solo homer for Canada, who finished the series with a 3-1-1 mark. The Olympic qualifier, where three berths for the Beijing Games are up for grabs, runs March 7-15 in Taipei. "We have
That They Would Work Things Out, And
AIGLE, Switzerland -- Cyclings governing body is losing patience with the U. Jon Ryan Jersey .S. Anti-Doping Agency over delays in turning over evidence in the Lance Armstrong case. Cycling federation UCI complained Thursday about USADAs "shifting deadline" in providing the files that led it to wipe out Armstrongs seven Tour de France titles and ban him for life. USADA said Wednesday it would send its "reasoned decision" to the UCI by Oct. 15. The files had previously been expected to be turned over by the end of September. "The UCI had no reason to assume that a full case file did not exist but USADAs continued failure to produce the decision is now a cause for concern," UCI President Pat McQuaid said in a statement. "It is over a month since USADA sanctioned Lance Armstrong. We thought that USADA were better prepared before initiating these proceedings." USADA chief executive Travis Tygart questioned the UCIs motives. "It is not surprising that UCI would send a press release out atte
Thats What I Said So What
Well its been awhile since i was on fubar about 2 or 3 yrs and it hasnt changed a bit this is truly one of the great places to hang out on the net theres no drama and everyone is real!!!! im glad i came across this place i met great ppl one in particular and u should kno who u are ur like the best thing that happen i still love u like theres no tomorrow.....! i have moved on cause i HAD to but u cant help how the heart feels i love my kids im so happy i have them and so glad i got back in touch with u !!!
That Scored Young
Following a hard-fought showdown in Saskatchewan, TSN and Kraft Canada are off to Porcupine Plain as the town has been named the fifth winning community in this years Kraft Celebration Tour. Von Miller Impact Jersey . As part of the Kraft Celebration Tour, Porcupine Plain will host a special edition of SportsCentre featuring anchors Darren Dutchyshen and Kate Beirness when they broadcast live from the Saskatchewan community on Tuesday, Aug. 21 at 6pm et/3pm pt on TSN. Porcupine Plain also receives $25,000 from Kraft Canada to put towards improvements to Chase Place Arena, which is 45-years-old and needs new flooring and panelling. Porcupine Plain is home to nearly 900 residents and the towns beloved mascot, Quilly Willy. Situated in eastern Saskatchewan, the town was initially settled by soldiers returning home from World War I. Forestry was Porcupine Plains first industry, but it soon gave way to farming as land became available for the grain fields that now drive the local economy. P
That Moment. Thats
ABBOTSFORD, B. Marshawn Lynch Authentic Jersey .C. -- Barry Brust may be in a job-share program this season but hes made the best of every chance hes been given. Brust made 29 saves on Tuesday to preserve the Abbotsford Heats 3-0 win over the Lake Erie Monsters in American Hockey League action. It was the 18th shutout in Brusts AHL career and his second of the season. He has allowed just one goal in his three games played this year. He has been sharing the crease with Danny Taylor (seven games) and Leland Irving (two games). "Its a nice feeling," said Brust of his stellar 0.33 goals-against average and 0.987 save percentage. "Its a product more of the way the teams played. Weve got some pretty lucky bounces. The games have been pretty tight, so that always has guys blocking shots and diving in front of pucks a little more. "Its a nice little run and hopefully we can continue it." The 29-year-old goalie has earned the adoration of his teammates not just for his reliability but also his
[that Thing I Do]
When the going gets toughI bail the fuck out.So I've been working about 20 hours a week (or more depending on the clusterfuckery) at a job well beneath my brain meats, but I'm working for more than minimum wageI'm working with a teensey tiny drive timeI'm working for people I don't hateI'm not doing any harmBut today I weedled it out of my immediate supervisor that she was going to get more training/education for five months, and I was on the short list for her current position/responsibilities.I'm not interested in that.I've been working here a little over a year, and it was always supposed to be a stop gap, a small comfortable transition back into y'knowreal work.I never intended for this to be a careerhell, I never intended for this to even be a full time jobIt hurtsand it's kinda bursty with stress.I don't want to learn what I have to for this next phase in this joband I don't want to do it.I have to actually -look- for a job now.And I remember that process.I've not enjoyed it.Ever
That Bull
I recently spent $2,500 on a young Black Angus bull. I put him out withthe herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I wasbeginning to suspect he was gay, if that's possible with a bull.Anyhow, I had the Vet come have a look at him. He said the bull was very... healthy, but possibly a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.Holy crap. The bull started to service the cows within two days. All ofmy cows! He even broke through the fence and bred all my neighbor's cows!He's been breeding just about everything in sight. He's like a machine!"I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him, but theykinda hava a peppermint taste.
That Will Never Change!
Every time I look into your eyes it makes me wanna kiss you. And every time you hug me I melt and you make me feel so safe when I'm with you and every time I hold your hand it makes me feel so special. I love you so much and that will never change!
That Had Been Set By Canadian Annamay Pierse In 2009. "its Been My Goal Since I Was A Little Kid To Swim Under 2:20
Martha McCabe began dreaming of her first Olympic final long before she even attended her first day of school -- her blond, curly locks bouncing past her family cottage as she raced her siblings to a make-shift finish line. Bernard Pierce Jersey . But as she addressed the media on Thursday evening, in the moments after her oft-dreamed of race, tears began to spill down the Canadian swimmers cheeks. "Coming into tonight, I thought, Theres nothing to lose here. The first 50 metres, just go," McCabe said. But things had not gone to plan. Despite swimming her fastest time of the year, McCabe had fallen short, finishing fifth in the womens 200-metre breaststroke. One of Canadas podium hopefuls ahead of these Games, McCabe got a taste for winning at the 2011 World Championships, where she finished third. When she remembers standing on the podium following that race, her memories are crystal clear. "I was just so happy -- it was weird, but it was awesome," she said. "I was looking at my famil
That Your Life Is Changed Forever
It’s amazing how you meet some people and your paths intertwine and even if it’s just for that few moments, they leave an impression so deep, so everlasting, that your life is changed forever.
That Will Be The Time To Remember
Here is what some consider the unspoken truth or a bed of lies, what you believe is your choice alone. I believe in ghosts and aliens; not Caspers and ETs. I believe in Heaven and Hell; not your bedroom and his kitchen. I want to see everything clearly, which isn't always possible when you have so many damn personalities. I believe that death is not the final realm, I know it isn't. I believe in friends and I know enemies are out there. I have gone a figured they either hate a person because they can't be them or they just don't live up to where the excuser wants to believe everyone should be at. I am no one's enemy, yet very few people's friend. If you yearn to grasp any knoweledge about me, then simply ask. I may not say what you want to hear, but it is the truth. Some people push their wants on others and expect everyone to bend over and smile, I am not like that. I don't know every last thing and yet I know just about everything I need to know. I am not a farmer's daughter; I am
That's Not Even Cool
Wow ive noticed on here alot that noone really likes accepting friend request or socializing that much. They will accept being fanned and liked. Dont get me wrong even I dont accept every request. I also completely understand if you have somone stalking you or just plain bugging the fuck out of you why you would act that way. What's not even cool is that some people are just straight up assholes and bitches. They will accept your request but never post a comment on your page just to show love. So to who it may concern your taking up space from people that want to socialize, network, and have fun. If im correct if you join a social networking site your going to meet people that want to socialize. Dont be a asshole unless you have to be. Dont be that much of a prude, and selfish that you cant type simple shit like "Much love". What's with the bullshit cockiness fellas. Just because you fu-own a woman which is most likely one of many beautiful women on here doesnt mean your the shit, and
That We Don't Always
" Why is it that we don't always recognize the moment love begins, but we always recognize the moment it ends?"
That's Why They Call Me Mike Tyson...........
I don't have the embedded code for copy/paste this link and watch. It's funny!!!!!   [edit:: The kid had just gottten his wisdom teeth pulled]
That Time Of The Year Again
It never fails, as soon as the weather turns from cold to warm all the simple-minded idiots come out of their holes like locusts programed to make water cooler small talk about how "nice" the weather is to anyone unfortunate enough to be in close enough proximity to get trapped in their tractor beam of stupidity. I mean after all it's a universally understood truth that sun/warm = happy/nice day and vice versa that clouds/cold = sad/bad day, right? Problem is I hate the summer. It's not even just a matter of preference. Oh sure there's the depression and anxiety that turns into sheer anger from being agitated all the time by the suns brightness and heat but it's also physical. I get headaches from the light and if I'm not adequately protected I'll get literally ill to the point where i'm run down like I have the flu. This can happen after mere MINUTES. I'm not talking about all day out on a boat or the beach without sun screen here. I'm talking about 5 minutes in bleachers watching a
That Spider
That Spider crawling up your neck Whispering raspily that something is wrong Stop what you are doing Don't walk across the street Just because the green light tells you That you can The green light was designed By someone else Out of context Therefore cannot be trusted Don't go on automatic and put your foot Into the roadway Until you have looked both ways Or a careening car Will surely mow you down Without mercy A machine Programmed to do What it's master tells it Losing control in absentia ironically Regardless of consequences REACTS to the math it is given Never trust a machine to do What a Spider can do
That's Rightfully Nicknamed Ose In The North
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That Moment When...
you just want to say ugh and tell people to fuck off. No one here, fortunately. Er, maybe unfortunately as they'd be easier to put on ignore... jfs.
That Sun
If u r a twinkle in the sky, I will call you the moon. When you awake in the morn, I will call you sunshine. And when you smile , I'll bathe in that sun. When u kiss me, you snuggle my soul. Send shivers and thrills. You turn my life into love. That's real. And when u smile, I'll bathe in that sun. When u say that you love me. It's like thunder in my throat. Lightening in my veins. I'm springtime flowers sprinkled in your rain. And When you awake in the morn, I will make you smile.., And when you smile, I will bathe in that sun.
That We're Doing Wel
Kei Kamara is delighted to be back in free-scoring form for Sporting Kansas City.The 28-year old winger, who enjoyed a loan spell with Norwich City in the Premier League last season, has scored five goals in his past five outings for SKC as well as an international goal for Sierra Leone in the 2-2 World Cup qualifier with Tunisia recently. Kamara, who scored a winning double in the 3-2 victory over Columbus Crew on the weekend, cheap soccer jerseys is loving his own form at present but knows the team needs to lift in order to make a genuine push for the playoffs this season.“It feels good, but at the same time it's really about getting Sporting KC back where we used to be the past couple of years, which is top of the table,” Kamara told“For me, if we're there and I'm not even scoring goals I could feel good about it. I could come in every morning with my head up high and appreciate that we're doing well.” SKC currently sit fourth on the Eastern
That Special Person
There will always be that one person who you will always love, no matter where your life takes you the he will always have your heart and the way he made you feel can never be replaced by anyone else. This special person who will always be on your mind no matter what, when you think of him you will always remember the good times you both shared together and how that special person was the miracle that walked into your life and showed you what it felt like to be loved and showed you happiness when you were hurt by others. He is the one whom you trusted blindly with everything because you knew that he would take care of you and be there for you whenever you needed him. You can never forget him and will always have this special place in your heart for him for the rest of your life.   I will never forget you as long as I live... thank you for loving me.
Thats How The Fight Started...
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' ... She didn't even look at me this time, si...mply saying, 'Yes..' So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started... ________________________________ I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when the fight started..... _____________________________ My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober s
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One of the most common flawed modes of behavior performed by every sufferer who enters into a harrowing episode of stress, depression or anxiety concerns the words they use to describe situations and events they are confronted with. In using powerful, emotive words, sufferers will trigger the fear response and the more they use such words, the worse their suffering gets. Powerful, emotive words are part of everybody's vocabulary. Sometimes, we use powerful words when we lose our temper or we become angry and frustrated. In this state, we give vent to our feelings and the emotions within us have an outlet. This is fine. For most people, once their emotions have been expressed, they return to their usual selves and life carries on as normal. But it doesn't work like this if you are prone to stress, depression or anxiety. In these states, sufferers will react negatively to every event they are confronted with in their lives. One of the negative reactions concerns using powerful and emotiv
That Valuable Nike Free 3.0 V5 Because There Are So
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That The Reigning Nfl Coach
SANTA CLARA, Calif. -- Alex Smith is an expert. So says Jim Harbaugh, and hes the one who truly matters on this topic. Harbaugh figures it typically takes a quarterback two full seasons in a new offence to become a so-called expert. In the case of Smith, however, hes already right there if you ask the coach of the 49ers (No. 4 in the AP Pro32). Smith got a chuckle out of hearing that the reigning NFL Coach of the Year was dishing out such high praise after practice Thursday, and he hardly believes he has come close to mastering Harbaughs unique version of the West Coast offence. "No, no, no," Smith said. "Not at all. A lot to learn." While Harbaugh said his starters might play more in the teams second preseason game Saturday at Houston (No. 6), he has already seen plenty from Smith on the field to be confident in his play-caller as his second training camp winds down. "He already has great ideas, already very creative, already very knowledgeable on how to use everything in the system,"
That Not-so-hot Bear Of A Trollop
I suppose we can consider this a somewhat open letter to My not quite so lovely Stalker. In some fashion, maybe I should be flattered that someone is so fixated on Me that they have this compelling need to create several profiles (3-6) a day just to come and harass Me in one form or another - typically by hurling grade-school level insults in My shoutbox or leaving them in My comment moderation thread. It is becoming nearly a daily "event" for the past month or so, with the same motions carried out every time:She comes and leaves her immature hatred.I go to her profile, buzzkill and report her.Her profile gets deleted.She makes a new profile.Repeat.Repeat.REPEAT. A little sad, isn't it?She is so fixated on winning some strange little war she's started from several months back that she continues on her delusional little path and shows really no ability to even move on or try to act like a grown woman instead of a troll with nearly insiginficant intelligence of which to speak of.Her g
That's When The Fight Started
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?''No,' she answered.I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."And that's when the fight started...________________________________ I took my wife to a restaurant.The waiter, for some reason, took my order first."I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""Nah, she can order for herself."And that's when the fight started....._____________________________ My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high schoolreunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging hisdrink as he sat alone at a nearby table.I asked her, "Do you know him?""Yes", she sighed,"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinkingright after we split up those many years ago, and I hear hehasn't been sober since.""My God!" I sai
. "thats How Its Been Kind Of The Whole Year For Me. I Havent Been Locked In From Pitch One To Pitch 100." The Nationals, Wh
ATLANTA -- Kris Medlen was the National Leagues most dominant pitcher in the final two months last season. This year Medlen knows he cant rely on past success to return to top form. Medlen has lost three straight starts for the first time in his career after Dan Haren outpitched him in the Atlanta Braves 3-1 loss to the Washington Nationals on Thursday night. "I just didnt have my A game that first couple of innings," he said. "Thats how its been kind of the whole year for me. I havent been locked in from pitch one to pitch 100." The Nationals, who snapped a nine-game losing streak to Atlanta on Wednesday, allowed their NL East rivals to get only three runners in scoring position over two nights. Washington got off to a good start in the first off Medlen, breaking its 15-game streak without a first-inning run when Denard Span led off with a double, took third on a wild pitch and scored on Steve Lombardozzis RBI single. Adam LaRoche doubled and rookie Anthony Rendon singled to start the
How can you love someone you have never seen with a feeling so passionate that it makes your heart skip a beat at the sound of his voice? Hwo can you feel his hands on you, when he has never touched you? How can you feel his lips kiss yours when he has never whispered i love you in your ear? A love with such passion that life could have never known it in your wildest dreams. Or if it could ever be possible would you turn it away in fear that it could not be real for you had never known such a love. For this love I would take the chance of hearbreak. For I have known a lifetime of heartbreak and heartbreak in itself is of a temporary nature if we allow it to be. But to know just one moment in my life with such passion such feeling such want such need. I would give myself entirely without regret without sorrow without remorse to you your wants your needs your love your life. To deny such a love would be the most fatal of mistakes. To
27th August The Day The Whole World Is Waiting For ......
Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on August 27 when Mars comes within 34.65 Million miles of Earth. Be sure to watch the sky on August 27, at 12:30 a.m. It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again.
9th August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Thursday, August 9: Troubled by a recent spate of hang up calls you'll logically start to question if your loved one has another loved on one the side. After hours of fighting it will come to light that they are merely on a bad phone list.
9th August 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Thursday, August 9: If you've got big social plans or a potentially big date tonight, you might want to build in some wiggle room. The stars say starting smaller and seeing how it goes -- and how you feel -- is smarter now.
20th August 2007
My apologies to anyone that talks to me. My Dad passed away on the early hours of this morning so I'm afraid I won't be around much. To those that give a damn, especailly one, I'll make fucking sure I'll keep in contact every second I can. Just know that the next few days I may not be around on here much. It's not anything against you I just, I don't know. Malcolm Cavanagh RIP. The most terrible, horrible Dad that ever lived in some eyes but to me you were always the best person that ever walked the planet. - Aprez
Thaughts About Life Or Something
Another thought for the day People worry about me getting hurt. I figure pain is inevitable in life. So yes, I worry about getting hurt too sometimes. It's going to happen eventually though. A "full" life consists of lots of pain. I could just stay in my room, besides going to school or working. That's what I do right now actually mostly. I'm not sure I really call that living though. I'm sorry people worry. I'm sorry I get hurt. I'm sorry other people are upset when I get hurt. As selfish as it may sound, I'm not going to go throgh life avoiding any possibillities of pain, simply because other people get worried, or are upset when it happens upon me. I want people to know I atleast somewhat appreciate other people's concerns and take them into consideration. As silly as it sounds to "say", I want it to be clear that I don't get hurt maliciously, or put myself in a situation of risk, to have other people upset because I am hurt.
There are so many thaughts in my head right now. Like how to be with the one I love. How much I hate where I'm at in my life. Where I would like to be in 5 years from now. People I know and care about. The one I love agin comes into mind. How I want to show her I love her. Thaughts of how odd it is to feel so incomplet without her. Thaughts of how happy I was to have my birth mothers approval of her. Thaughts of how scared I am to meet her father there are too many others to list mayeb some other time in the next few days or weeks I'll write more but for now that's it.
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Tha Way Its Gotta Be..
???If the saying that "I'ts better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all" is true. Then why do i feel so empty inside?Trapped behind these walls... ?Its time for me to get out, escape from inside myself. I need to find someone who can love me for me... and wont try to change me, and i will do the same for them... ?Because the shit I've been going through lately, if I continue with it I know I cannot win. ?I've learned so many new things this year: Truth from fiction, fakes from friends... And who i have left now I gotta keep em' till the end.. ?I never knew what the meaning of it when they say "love is blind" until i met him.... Love shouldnt become physical no matter what situation you're in! ?How does something that seems so genuine explode in an instant? Im not too sure what happened that night.. I wasnt there I missed it.. ?One thing I do know for sure, is that I will never go back.. not only to him, but also to that! ?My mind
Thawing Out
There was a girl on a carrige ride with her mother it was a cold blistery january day and the girl told her mother that her hands were cold so the mother told her to put it between her legs and they would warm up so she did and they warmded up. the next afternoon her and her boy friend were outside playing and he said his nose was cold so she replied put it between my legs and it will warm up so he did and it warmed up. later on that day he complained that his penis is frozen solid and again she replied stick it between my legs and it will warm up and he did and it warmed up. that night she asked her mother what a penis was, and out of curosity she asked why and the daughter replied because they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out.!!!!!!!!!!!
Thawing Out...
yup got a few major storms and now we are going through the seasonal Jan. thaw out that lasts for about 2-3 weeks at most then it gets cold and snowy actually in no more than i t shirt right now...ok im wearing more than a t-shirt so ladies dont get to happy *smirk* is something to keep you occupied.... I just want to thank you For the joy you've given me These words don't even come close to What I feel so deeply So many things to say If I could only find the words My own thoughts get in the way And I just end up sounding absurd But I shall do my best To explain how I feel For I've been truely blessed At times it seems surreal I never thought I would find Something found by so few So between your heart and mine I just want to thank you
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I beheld the dragon in his glory,"mocking"THE WORD between Heaven and Earth.In his clutches,the family followed by pestilences in the ages of men!!! But THE GREATER LIGHT brought it A-L-L to bear,BROUGHT A-L-L into the Light,but Men were content to"Sleepwalk in THE GREATER LIGHT!!!!! For I was in the time of"Instant Gratification Syndrome which"CONSUMED A-L-L"but the small and "Faithful Few."Where were The Men of GOD?!?",I asked JEHOVAH-NISSI!!.THE CREATOR ANSWERED,"One third of them holding offices betray A-L-L before him,For He"IS ONLY PLEASED"In His own intelligence!!!!!" Instantly My heart became grieved knowing,"THERE IS NO WISEDOM,COUNSEL,NOR UNDERSTANDING AGAINIST THE LORD!!!!!" Men had become smarter,"BUT WEAKER"in the flesh!!! Our days on the cusp of extinction.The world,you ask?!?,the brink of destruction!!! From SPIRIT to Earth to Flesh,the falling veil reveals Man's TRUE Distance from GOD and HIS KINGDOM!!!!!!!" Satan's laughter"FLEETING IN OBEDIENCE"before"THE GREAT I AM,F
The 10th ~ A Year's Gone By (a Poem)
a year since the day i finally walked away cuz it hurt to much to stay you'd be gone for weeks at a time no call and no good-bye still every once in a while you come back around just to see if i'm alive but even then you always high. maybe one day i'll see you and smile but right now it just hurts and i think it still will for a while... even though i let you go i love you so... kiss my lips trace its mark with your fingertips tell me something real and stay a while and when sleep finally takes me i want you to go. kiss me goodbye and forever leave this on going show.
16th! Ay Iiiii Am Pulling My Hair And Snarling......
Today is officially a month to go for my birthday. Glup... but am excited though eventhough I wish there's a brake for that! Am excited and groaning at the same time. Its good mixed up feeling though. I am embracing my age despite time flies because I do have the same sense of youth and all except that my knowledge and empowerment has been incredible increased of enlightments. I will always embracing all those years i learned and evolved by the day I increased my number. Number means nothing, lessons to be learned from life and all the mistakes we made or seek from others were amazingly awakening to our wisdom about life and we often forgot to remind ourselves that number means nothing. its our years on earth were remarkable experience... nothing beats that. :) However wow time flies like nutzo! LOL aw cripes... cant beat THAT either grins. Have a great November! Hugx S
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Vẫn biết chiếc điện thoại iPhone là một món đồ công nghệ đắt tiền, do đó hầu hết người dùng đều khá cẩn thận khi sử dụng, tuy nhiên đôi khi bạn không thể tránh khỏi những tai nạn bất ngờ dẫn đến trầy xước hoặc vỡ. Lúc đó, ta cần phải thay màn hình iPhone 5. Một buổi sáng đẹp trời, có thể bạn vô tình làm đánh rơi chiếc điện thoại iPhone 5 của mình, và chỉ mất vài giây để nó chạm đất, trong khi nỗi đau xót của bạn thì còn kéo dài. Khi gặp sự cố như vậy, màn hình là bộ phận dễ vỡ và trầy xước nhất, và nó có thể giống
The 24th ~ Best Friends
"we're just stupid girls, who fall in love way too easily, laugh way too hard, act like complete dumbasses, make our lives more dramatic than they should be, talk way too much shit && would be completely lost without eachother."
The 17th ~ Betwizt And Between
Betwixt And Between I must remember the night that you killed me I still remember you holding my hand When I stopped breathing you wiped the tears Away from my crimson stained face I must remember the night that you killed me Lest I forget all the things that you said You told me you loved me and that you were sorry But I was still bleeding alone in the dark I can never forgive you You left me there for dead They found me, they turned me Into this monster Now I'm neither living nor dead I must remember the night you betrayed e Lest I forget all the things that you did The ways that you hurt me won't soon be forgotten The ice flowing through me will make me accept I can never forgive you You left me there for dead They found me, they turned me Into this monster Now I'm not living nor dead
24th Birthday... Yea!!!
I can't believe that my 24th birthday is coming up very soon.. All my friends here are thowing a party for me and wont tell me anything.. Im soo excited.. I can't wait to party it up and get drunk!!! Maybe they will bring me to see some sexy naked ladies... ;) Well have a great day everyone.. Hope to hear from you sooon.. kiss kiss
24th Birthday In 1 Month!!
Wow I'm going to be 24 in a month... Time flies by but I'm happy I'll be spending this birthday again with my daughter. I got pregnant with her on my bday and ever since we've shared my birthday!!! I think I'm going to Duluth Minnesota shopping. A nice treat to myself..a nice change.
18th Birthday...
I need some ideas for my 18th birthday...I know you guys have something I can do...give me any thoughts you have please...anything!!!
14th Birthday!
My baby girl is turning 14 on Tuesday! It seems just yesterday I was holding her in my arms and now shes growing up so fast! Im feeling all depressed as my son is also talking about signing up for the Army and now this! Show me some love and cheer me up! LOL- I know the song is not exactly right for a birthday but the lyrics fit- sort of.hahaha! This sobby birthday blog and bulletin brought to you by the one and only ~Temptress~ ♥Temptress REINCARNATE♥~ CLUB F.A.R.~C.W.O.F member~RATE MY PAGE PLEASE!!!@ fubar
30th Birthday
my 30th b-day is coming up soon. i'm not big on celebrating my b-day, but i kinda wanted to do something this year since it's a bit of a milestone. but doesn't matter...can't do anything anyways. for one, i'm taking care of pets and wouldn't have time to actually enjoy anything. by the time i got to something or started something, i'd have to go to them. not like i can go out at night cause it's on a sunday. nothing to do on a sunday. nothing worth doing at least. and i was contemplating a party, but... 1--my friends are way to diverse not to mention some that i would want there, i either can't find or are too far away and 2--don't really have a place to have one. not like what i want. there is a slight possibility of a place, but they'd probably charge too much. but again, not like it matters since i wouldn't know who the hell to invite. and i'm sure there would be some sort of excuse as to why they couldn't. whatever. and i don't like celebrating way before or way after
100th Birthday
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right. A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up. A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, 'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good ! How are they treating you?' Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew...... . . . . 'Bastards won't let me fart.'
30th Birthday Bash
Now that I'm single again, I guess I'll throw myself a huge fucking 30th birthday party. I was going to do the same for the ex, but fuck it. Let someone else deal with her now. Tentatively - my 30th birthday will be spent at The Congress Theater in Chicago with Zakk Wylde's Black Label Society and Sevendust. I really dont think any better options than a few old school circle pits are going to come up, and it'll be a blast to hang out with Team Chicago and see what kind of Power Drinking we can do for my thirtieth. Funny thing is, all of us have retired from power drinking, so it'll most likely be an extremely painful event! So yeah, everyone is invited to the Congress Theater on 3.28.09 for BLS/7Dust. Should be a hell of a time. I think the last time I was there was Megadeth/Exodus. Then again, that might not have been the venue. Oh well, not important. -j.
50th Birthday And Auto-11's To Celebrate!!!
25th Bitrhday Coming Up Yay
today is june 18th 2009 and in 3 week's 1 day i'll turn 25 so here is my birthday wish list.... HH new vip auto 11 cherry bomb new friends new fans but most of all i just wanna be happy every birthday i've had pretty much sucked so i wanna make my 25th rawk so can we make this happen and my wish list is just that a wish i know i'll never get any of it so lets just make it an awesome day
90th Birthday
90yrs and still spicing it up
10th Black Zodiac
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1000th Blog And Still Typing
Today I realised that I had written my 1,000 online blog. It all started in 2004 when I wrote a blog to help me get over writers block when I was writing my autobiography. It turns out I loved the blog and can't quite let it go. It is syndicated to over 170 sites across the World Wide Web, it gained thousands of regular readers, it enjoys over half a million hits a week across the sites its published on. I have made many friends, learned loads about myself, annoyed people and ended up writing for a prominent Scottish newspaper and got freelance work throughout the world. That's what happens when you write down all your thoughts for people to read!   Whatever site you are reading this on, please enjoy and accept my heartfelt thanks for all the support, here is my 1000th blog...   Nut Brittle and frayed tempers...   I love Lidl as the moment, their fresh trout and their low fat frozen yoghurts are the best I have EVER eaten in my food noshing life.   "Excuse me do you have nut br
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This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event! He didn't feel he could be in that store wit
6th Bully
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From: Rky Mtn Highah for Ron Paul! Ted Kennedy Diagnosed with Malignant Glioma (Brain Cancer) Pot Shrinks Tumors; Government Knew in '74 By Raymond Cushing, AlterNet View this story online at: http://www. alternet. org/story/9257/ The term medical marijuana took on dramatic new meaning in February, 2000 when researchers in Madrid announced they had destroyed incurable brain tumors in rats by injecting them with THC, the active ingredient in cannabis. The Madrid study marks only the second time that THC has been administered to tumor-bearing animals; the first was a Virginia investigation 26 years ago. In both studies, the THC shrank or destroyed tumors in a majority of the test subjects. Most Americans don't know anything about the Madrid discovery. Virtually no major U.S. newspapers carried the story, which ran only once on the AP and UPI news wires, on Feb. 29, 2000. The ominous part is that this isn't the first time scientists
The 7th ~ Cattiness Killed The Cat
"Cattiness Killed the Cat" [Verse 1] Whore is a name just another the same of some bitch you mean chick that's at the top of your list She's your best friend today the one who you'll give away to stay on top of the social decay [Chrous] I set my own trends by conversating with friends instead of passing those lies that make the bratty girls cry And it's that untruth that makes the drama exude the slander that we render so dreadful It's that shit that you say and you think it's okay and when it comes to dirt girl you got a headful [V2] Now here comes the one who will join in your fun It's her that you tell and she thinks it's all well On your gosssip she rides she's on your side she thinks it's unwritten until she's the next victim [Chorus] [V3] You had your fun and now that it's done she's left you too what are you gunna do Maybe you'll see you shouldn't talk about me now that your lies have left you empty inside have left
The 14th ~ Cancer
Let's be honest, we all love breasts. Straight men and lesbians everywhere love to look at, fell and maybe even have a little nibble on some lady funbags. And everyone else loves to laugh at the ridiculousness of man-boobs. With this in mind we should all be doing what we can to help keep as many breasts on this planet healthy. So with this in mind, I have a favor to ask, it only takes a minute.... The Breast Cancer site is still having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on "donating a mammogram" for free (pink window in the middle). This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Please repost this to help keep pert breasts, saggy breast, tiny little breasts, huge breasts, and
8th Cav!!!!
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BOSTON -- Rajon Rondo spun at the free throw line, leaving one defender behind, and rose toward the basket. Out of the corner of one eye, he saw another Atlanta player coming to guard him; with his other eye he spied teammate Paul Pierce open in the corner. "You have to pick your poison," Hawks swingman Tracy McGrady said. "When hes doing things like that, you dont know what to do." Rondo returned from a one-game suspension for bumping an official and recorded his seventh career playoff triple-double on Friday night, leading the Celtics to a 90-84 overtime victory over the Hawks that gave Boston a 2-1 lead in the best-of-seven series. The Celtics point guard had 17 points, 14 rebounds and 12 assists one game after sitting out for bumping referee Marc Davis in the closing minutes of the series opener. Rondo did not have a basket in the first half of Game 3, and Celtics coach Doc Rivers said he noticed Rondo struggling to run the offensive plays. "Then, finally, I told him: J
12th Century Herbal Invocation
O Earth, divine Goddess, Mother Nature who generates all things and brings forth anew, the sun which you have given to the nations; Guardian of sky and sea and of all gods and powers... through your power all nature falls silent and then sinks in sleep. And again you bring back the light and chase away night and yet again you cover us most securely with your shades. You do contain chaos infinite, yea and winds and showers and storms; You send them out when you will and cause the seas to roar; You chase away the sun and rouse the storm. Again when you will you send forth the joyous day and give the nourishment of life with your eternal surety; And when the soul departs to you we return. You are indeed duly called Great Mother of the Gods; You conquer by your divine name. You are the source of strength of nations and of gods, without you nothing can be brought to perfection or be born; You are Great Queen of the Gods. Goddess! I adore thee as divine; I call upon your
20th Century
* October 31, 1938 : Coinciding with the panic caused by Orson Wells' infamous broadcast, Newspaper publisher Lee Travis, assisted by his Asian chauffeur Wing How, makes his debut as the Crimson Avenger, the first of the twentieth century's masked heroes. * 1940: The first superheroes debut; they soon form the first superhero team, the Justice Society of America. * December 7, 1941: the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor brings the U.S.A. into the second World War; America's heroes try to retaliate only to find that a spell cast by Hitler and the Dragon King (using the Spear of Destiny and the Holy Grail, respectively) causes magical and magic-sensitive people to fall under their control if they enter Nazi-held territory. This leaves most of the truly powerful heroes out of the War. President Roosevelt then organizes all of America's superheroes into the All-Star Squadron, to protect the homefront. Normal people without special powers (such as Easy Company) fight the war, al
Thc Extraction From Marijuana
THC Extraction from Marijuana"If you ever had to think twice about lighting up a joint for fear of someone smelling it. If you were ever forced to blow the smoke out a window and pray you don't reek of weed. If you ever had to sneak around and couldn't enjoy a good buzz..."Easy THC ExtractionThis article will describe, in detail, a technique of extracting the essential oils from hemp. The final product will be a dark, oily liquid that contains 70+% pure THC. The following steps require nothing more than simple, easy to find materials and a little time.Advantages of THC oil:    * No hot, harsh smoke to irritate your lungs    * No tar to stain your teeth and fingers    * Very little smell    * 5 times as much THC in bloodstream    * Get 5 times as many trips per $$$ as compared to joint/bong smoking    * No carcinogens to give you cancer    * The list goes on and on but let's get down to business...Materials you'll need for extraction:    * A glass jar with a watertight lid (widemouth Ma
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17th Child
I have a pic of them in one of my folders. Someone please slip them some drugs to make them sterile. LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - It's a girl — again — for the Duggars. Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar welcomed their 17th child, and seventh daughter, into the world Thursday Jennifer Danielle was born at 10:01 a.m. at Saint Mary's Hospital in Rogers, Ark., the Duggars said in an interview. Jennifer weighed 8 pounds, 8 ounces and arrived five days after Michelle's due date. Less than 30 minutes after giving birth, the Duggars already were talking of having more. "We'd love to have more," Michelle said, adding that the girls are outnumbered seven to 10 in the family. "We love the ruffles and lace." Jennifer joins the fast-growing Duggar brood, who live in Tontitown in a 7,000-square-foot home. All the children — whose names start with the letter J — are home-schooled. The oldest is 19 and the youngest, before Jennifer, is almost 2 years old. "We are just so grateful to God
Th Church House On The Hill
Everyone who's seen it knows, that it's not some place that you should ever go. It's the kind of place everyone knows about, the kind of place that you go in and never come out. Even in spite of the stories, you decided that it couldn't hurt to go out exploring. You have no idea what things keep nightmares fillled, but I have a feeling you will, if you decide to go poking around the old church on the hill. It's that old eyesore that no one wants around, and the graveyard where all of the headstones are falling down, it seems to be pushing the caskets right up out of the ground. At night you can hear the creaking sound that the rusty hinge creates, and there are or iron fences with stone gargoyle gates. Inside there are cobwebs rats and owls, it's the home to every dark thing that prowls, a place where shadow growl, and the lonely lost souls howl. The sadness in this place has an evil way, of turning everything of color into a dark shade of gray. home to all that's
The 6th Christmas Without Her
This will be the Sixth Christmas I will spend without my mother. I miss her so much everyday, but even moreso this time of year. I still miss her just as much today as i did the day she passed. In Memory Of Wanda Sue Adams My mother was a precious gift to me, I love and miss her so much, A wonderful mother of three. Certain thoughts enter my mind, Now that she's gone and I'm left behind. So many times I didn't say "Thank You" or "I love you," Somehow I guess I thought she already knew. I learned about patience and love from her, Cherish the moments-she taught me that too. But now she's gone forever, And I'm left with painful tears, Along with all the memories of those happy, joyful years. She was the greatest mother I know, In my eyes, she was the best, I know that prayers are answered, Cause I was truly blessed. And tho everyday I miss her, And long to see her face, I will thank the Good Lord for his loving grace. For God alone could see, The share of pa
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Với quy mô tài sản trên 100.000 tỷ đồng, vốn điều lệ 9.000 tỷ đồng và 102 điểm giao dịch tại các tỉnh, thành phố trên cả nước, Vietnam Public Bank có một vị thế nhất định trong nhóm các ngân hàng thương mại cổ phần.Nhưng là một sản phẩm hợp nhất, bài toán đặt ra là ngân hàng này sẽ định vị bản thân thế nào với một tên gọi mới, quy mô mới và định hướng phát triển mới? Với ban lãnh đạo PVcomBank, việc xây dựng chiến lược thương hiệu nói chung, bộ nhận diện thương hiệu nói riêng đã trở thành một trong những phần việc quan trọng nh&
9th Circus Court Of Appeals Has Conflict Of Interest?
9th Circus Court of Appeals has conflict of interest? Na… June 13th, 2008 LOS ANGELES (AP) - The criminal prosecution of a hard-core pornographer turned into a personal trial for the presiding judge, who called for an investigation Thursday into his own conduct over lewd photos and videos stored on his family’s publicly accessible Web site. Kozinski, 57, left court Wednesday without comment after suspending the trial of Ira Isaacs, who is charged with obscenity for selling movies depicting bestiality and fetishes involving feces and urination. The delay until Monday will give lawyers time to consider whether to ask for Kozinski to step down from the case. How can this be? I’m sure he was only doing “research”. Kozinski who has been mentioned as a possible Supreme Court candidate, is known for his intellectual rigor, writing flourishes and an outlandish - some say boorish - personality. Hey, looks like he might qualify for Obama’s short list of potential candidates for the
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The computer swallowed grandma. Yes, honestly its true! She pressed 'control' and 'enter' And disappeared from view. It devoured her completely, The thought just makes me squirm. She must have caught a virus Or been eaten by a worm. I've searched through the recycle bin And files of every kind; I've even used the Internet, But nothing did I find. In desperation, I asked Google My searches to refine. The reply from him was negative, Not a thing was found 'online.' So, if inside your 'Inbox,' My Grandma you should see, Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her And send her back to me.
The 4th ~ Contest
This is the first contest I have entered on this site. It's a contest for CherryTAP Queen, and I was wondering if you would do me a favor. It will only take 10 seconds of your busy life. Just click on the picture below, and then rate and comment on my picture. It would be very much appreciated. You can comment as many times as you would like, and it'll help me tons! Or at least go and vote on someone, if you don't think I deserve it. Thanks Blaze@ CherryTAP
The 7th ~ Contests.
If you would be so kind, please go vote for all these people and me =] > here is the link to the other please vote lots in both thanks > >
The 12th ~ Contest!
I am going to host a contest. It will start as soon as I have 15 contestants for it. So, here's the rules: 1. Send a picture of yourself to me by private message. I will rip your pic into the contest folder and give you the link. The contest is for the most UNIQUE picture, so be creative. 2. The winner will be determined by the MOST ratings, not the highest rating. If there are two with the same ammount of ratings, the person with the most comments will win. 3. The winner will recieve a very special prize, but everyone will recieve a prize at the end. 4. This contest is open to EVERYONE, guys and girls. SO SEND'EM IN!
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7th Coh Auction
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Want to own me I am in my very first auctionI am offering as follows 1, Rate your pics/stash/blogs etc During HH 2, #2 Friend and Family for 30 days 3, Link of your Profile on my profile for 30 days 4, 1 comment a days for 30 days 5, Will make you a pimp out bully to run for for 30 days 6, Random gifts 7, Keep you sh*tfaced for 30 days
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The 7th Coh Donation Fund//so Plz Help Us Get Our First Lounge Spotlight (repost)
7th Circle of Hell is taking donations for a first spotlight so drop in and say stay for awhile.. Drama Free Zone.. Thanks management (Click to Enter) Packers And Movers In Bangalore
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Thực Trạng Biển Quảng Cáo Tại Thành Phố Hồ Chí Minh
Đến với TP. Hồ Chí Minh- thành phố đông dân và cũng phát triển nhất cả nước này, thứ mà bạn có thể bắt gặp ở bất cứ đâu sau những đường dây điện chằng chịt đó là các bien quang cao. Chúng có ở khắp nơi, trên những tòa nhà, văn phòng, cửa hàng, ngôi nhà hay trên những cây trụ điện. Tuy nhiên bởi chế tài xử lý chưa nghiêm khắc, nạn “biển quảng cáo” thi nhau mọc lên gây mất mỹ quan đô thị. Đây là một thực tế rất khó chịu tại một số tuyến phố trên địa bàn TP.HCM khi việc kinh doanh không ngừng nở rộ. Những nhà mặt tiền được trưng d
11th Day Of The 11th Month
11th DAY of the 11th MONTH by Michael T. Smith In the USA, it is known as Veterans' Day. In Canada, it is known as Remembrance Day. When I was a youngster, it was just another holiday -- a day when stores were closed and more importantly, there was no school. I knew about the war, but I was free to play. I knew people died for our freedom, but I could sleep in. I knew my parents had little when they were growing up because of the war, but I had food on my plate and a day to watch TV. The real meaning of the day was distant to me. Years later, my daughter joined the Brownies. The first year she was a member, I set the alarm to wake us on the morning of 11/11. She had to participate in a parade. Every Brownie, Girl Guide, Cub Scout, and Scout had to participate in the parade. It was a day to remember those who died for our freedom. My wife and I left our daughter with the Guide leader and proceeded to the Canadian Leg
The 11th Day The 11th Hour And The 11th Month (repost)
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The 9th Day
The 9Th Day By: L. G. Olson "I've seen the darkness. I know the secrets that it hides and I have felt the pain. I have felt my own blood pool under me. I know the price it holds, and on the 9th day I will pay that price." The 9TH Day: Introduction Lifeless, Broken, Hatred, Brutal. I was afraid of being part of life and even worse, I would miss it. A marriage based on lies, I fell so hard that the blow has left me cold and broken. I hated life for what it did not give me, and the man who had taken it all from me. I could not be touched and I was too empty to see that all I had to do was reach out; but I was too scared to act on it. To broken to heal the endless wounds. Find a stranger and you'll be safe, find a stranger I'll be safe. A stranger found me. I remember the pain. So much pain and the evil that follows in the wake of its destruction, the fevered rush that surges through your soul
4th Day...
And my mind i think is breaking apart. No fags or weed make Matt a very strange entity... =/
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The 4th Dec 2006
Well With only alittle over an hour to go till I turn 28... WoW 28 I know I have been going on about this now for a copple of days and weeks.,.. but I have to say no one really reads thease blogs anyway... maybe that is why I don't blog so much on cherry tap... What I do love about cherry tap is all the good friends you can make and that points means prizes and I have to say I do like that... And Yes This Is Better Than MYSPACE... hehe anyway I went off the point I was talking about my Birthday... After all this time... I can say I am looking forward to having this Birthday and if 2007 is as good as 2006 I will be really happy... :o) Long Live Me... :o) *** British ***
87th Degree. Meurt M. Davinci
And Mona's piercing eyes gazed at this man continuously eighty-seven degrees could not abate her judgmental eyes Mona knew, just as he, that he was wrong he was wronging himself. How peaceful Mona seemed while the farce continued She knew his mind, her eyes could see clean through him the smug smile on her fucking oil soaked face proved she knew his internal lie how often had she seen it. And Mona knew that other girl too, just as she herself may have been She saw the virtue in that man, a pity he'll never win Centuries past and centuries to come another place, another man it will happen-- again --and again-- and again. Perhaps Mona's face was fixed there from pity maybe for that man alone did those lips stretch in obvious feminine pleasure to see him kill himself with his own mind and destroy what was left of pride he was obviously dead inside and she didn't care. She was eighty-seven degrees from him but zero degrees from his mind.
11th December
14th December, 2007. A Wake Up Call And A Reminder Of Things Gone By. Maybe The First Seizure After Surgery.
A sad day but then reality is a good thing to check anyone. 14th December 2007 It is not a nice to admit but today could have been the first seizure in 20 months. I am not sure but my husband thinks it was although he was not present all of the time. If it was then everything has changed which is maybe what does happen, however I have no way of telling what it was like for other people in the same position when they had their first seizure after surgery. I was in the kitchen and heard my husband saying that our neighbour was walking down the drive. As I had a book to give her I called to him and asked him to bring me a copy. I went to get the undelivered card for her and opened the door. I remember her saying that she felt like Santa Claus so I told her that I had a present for her and as my husband did not come I went to fetch it. As this was the book that she had spent hours proof reading it was like coals to Newcastle but she wanted a copy and a signed one at that. Howev
T&h Destroyers Wants You!!!
T&H DESTROYERS WE WANT YOU! THE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWED: READ BLOGS DAILY ( A MUST ) READ & REPOST OTHER MEMBERS BULLETINS A/R/F ALL MEMBERS TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST RESPECT ALL FAMILY MEMBERS Anyone interested,please contact T &H Destroyers page with your request.We will be glad to have you aboard our team. T & H DESTROYERS T&H destroyers@ fubar
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T&H DESTROYERS! WE WANT YOU! THE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS: READ BLOGS DAILY ( A MUST ) READ & REPOST OTHER MEMBERS BULLETINS A/R/F ALL MEMBERS TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST RESPECT ALL FAMILY MEMBERS Anyone interested, please contact T &H Destroyers page with your request.We will be glad to have you aboard our team. T&H destroyers@ fubar The Owner Co-owner
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The 10th Dimension
Be ready to pay attention and be amazed...BY SCIENCE!
The 5th Dimension - California Soul
Like a sound you hear That lingers in your ear But you can't forget From sundown to sunset It's all in the air You hear it everywhere No matter what you do It's gonna get a hold on your It's California soul, California soul They say the sun comes up every morning And if you listen carefully The winds that ride on the high time Whistle in melody And so the people started to sing And that's how the surf gave birth untold It's California soul California soul When you hear the beat You wanna pat your feet And you've got to move cause It's really such a groove Puts a brand new thing in your mind And you can't go wrong Cause you're happy all day long It's California soul, California soul They had the melody and the beat But it still doesn't seem complete Until they saw two lovers kissin They knew just what was missin So happy they were rockin and reelin Because that added that lovin feeling To California soul, California soul Like a sound you hear That l
The 18th ~ Don't Know
I don't really know why i am writing this one except out of ure boredum. It's 11PM here and I have nothing to do, but that's okay because I'm leaving town tomorrow, and i'll find stuff to do then. At any rate, I do hope everyone is having a simply wonderful holiday season and everything. What's everyone been up to? also, I would like to make sure that everyone knows something... If you want a reply from me, you're more likely to get one if you send me a message rather than a comment! I get so many comments that it's hard to keep up with them and it's just easier if you send me a message so that I can reply on my leisure. and it's here and now I will say, Thank you everyone for the fabulous comments you leave me! although I don't get to reply to each and every one, I do read them at least! One last thing, if you want me to rate your pictures and such, I will! Just tell me because I don't always get around to everyone. ] Thanks, and happy holidays everyone!
7th Doing It Again
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Th Door To...
Pure being: When this door is closed, we exist in separation. There is underlying dread of death, a loss of connection, and the absence of any divine presence. Conditioned bliss: When this door is closed, life is joyless. Happiness is only a passing state. There is no opening for peak experiences. Love: When this door is closed, life is heartless. We feel isolated in a gray world where other people are distant, detached figures. There is no sense of a loving hand in creation. Intuition: When this door is closed, life loses it subtlety. The person lacks insight, has no flashes of brilliance, no exhilarated “Aha!” moments. The subtle web of connectedness that holds the universe together is completely hidden form view. Imagination: When this door is closed, the mind is devoid of fantasy. We see everything in literal terms–art and metaphor count very little. Important decisions are approached with technical analysis, and there is no hope of a sudden creative leap. Reason: Wh
Thdy Are Over-rated I Think
dunno why but each and every relationship i try to get into, fails epically, i guess its just me that they do not like, or want to get into, or they think iam a fling to see if they can get into one, do they really care? do they love me for who iam or just someone to abuse feelings with as they were.
The most destructive habit....................................Worry The greatest Joy..................................................Giving The greatest loss..............................Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work...........................Helping others The ugliest personality trait............................Selfishness The most endangered species..............Dedicated leaders Our greatest natural resource..........................Our youth The greatest "shot in the arm"..................Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome...........................Fear The most effective sleeping pill............................Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease............................Excuses The most powerful force in life..................................Love The most dangerous pariah.............................A gossiper The world's most incredible computer.................The brain The worst thing to be without.............
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~the Art Of Letting Go~
Sooner or later, everyone you know will disappoint you in some way. They'll say something or fail to say something that will hurt you. And they'll do something or fail to do something that will anger you. It's inevitable. Unfortunately, you make things worse when you stew over someone's words and deeds. When you dwell on a rude remark or an insensitive action madeby another person, you're headed for deeper problems. In fact, the more you dwell on these things, the more bitter you'll get. You'll find your joy, peace and happiness slipping away. And you'll find your productivity slowing down as you spend more and more time thinking about the slight or telling others about it. Eventually, if you don't stop doing it, you'll even get sick. So what should you do the next time someone betrays you? TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR FEELINGS. Even though the other person may be at fault, even though the other person wronged you, you are still responsible for your own fee
"the Ask Out Game''
Whoever wants to go out with you, they will COMMENT you saying: "I would go out with you" Repost this in 90 sec or u will be alone forever, you will be surprised as 2 who replys 2 you!! PS. must do even if taken
~~the Ability To Understand A Clean Joke~~
> >> Old Jewish Humor >> >> You may remember, or heard of the old Jewish Catskill Comics of >> Vaudeville days, viz., Shecky Green, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, >> Milton Berle, Henny Youngman, Myron Cohen and others. >> Don't you miss their humor? >> Not one single swear word in their comedy. >> Here are some examples: >> >> There was a beautiful young woman knocking on my hotel room door all >> night! I finally had to let her out. >> >> A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you >> comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." >> >> I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the >> airport. >> >> I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever >> finds out, she'll kill me! >> >> What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making >> love? "Honey, I'm home!" >> >> Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The >> thief spends less than my wife did. >>
~~the Axis Of Idiots~~
-------------------------------------------------- Insight of a Sergeant Major (The author, J.D. Pendry, is a retired Army Command Sergeant Major who writes for Random House.) NO PUNCHES PULLED HERE Jimmy Carter, you're the father of the Islamic Nazi movement. You threw the Shah under the bus, welcomed the Ayatollah home and then lacked the spine to confront the terrorists when they took our embassy and our people hostage. You're the Runner-in-Chief. Bill Clinton, you played "ring around the Lewinsky" while the terrorists were at war with us. You got us into a fight with them in Somalia, and then you ran from it. Your weak-willed responses embolden the killers. Each time you failed to respond adequately they grew bolder until 9/11. John Kerry, dishonesty is your most prominent attribute. You lied about American Soldiers in Vietnam. Your military service, like your life, is more fiction than fact. You've accused our Soldiers of terrorizing women and children in Ir
"the Adventures Of Angry Bob"
Angry Bob was angry. Angry Bob looked out his window and saw two little girls in green dresses going door-to-door with boxes of cookies. "I can only assume those little girls are raising funds for their scouting organization," said Bob. "I will assist them by buying a box of cookies. Helping others will bring me happiness." Eager to perform his act of kindness, Bob threw open his front door and skipped merrily toward the little girls. "Oh, girls! Girls!" he shouted as he approached them from behind. Getting no response, he tapped one of them on the shoulder. And heard a man scream. And heard two loud pops. Falling, Bob saw the sign: "HELP AN ARMED, DEAF, EASILY-STARTLED, CROSS-DRESSING MIDGET GO TO SUMMER CAMP." Ignominously, Bob expired. The moral of this story: NEVER ASSUME.
"the Atrocity Archive"
I've only read the first long story in this collection by Charles Stross, but I recommend it. Somewhat soft sci-fi mixed with math references to warm this ex-math-major's heart ;) and amusing, well-plotted, well-done.
The 20th ~ Early New Year's Resolutions
1. Care about my appearance. -Fashion and style used to be a major part of my life, but it sort of slipped away and I think that's a big chunk of my esteem lost. 2. Work on trust. -I trust people until I'm given a reason not to, and this usually doesn't work out in my favor because by the time I've realzied I can't trust a person, they've already taken advantage of me or the situation. 3. Give credit where it has been earned. -Not just with others but myself. I'm surrounded by so much talent and a lot of it isn't recognized as fully as it should. This applies to myself also because I rarely credit my positive attributes, but rather, I focus on my downfalls. 4. Be less of a gossip queen. -Okay, I know it's sort of cliche, but I just saw Mean Girls for the first time the other day and it truly inspired me. The part near the end when Cady is at the Mathletes competition and she goes to the tie breaker with the girl from the other school and she has the internal monologue about how
~~the Amazing Animal~~
Subject: Queensland, Australia A Queensland, Australia farmer's wife called Telstar to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called, and that on a the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The linesman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or the senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the linesman found: The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain and collar. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. The dog was receiving 90 vo lts of signaling current when the number was called. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus
~*~*the Answers!!! 911 Happen... Why? Look Right Here!!! *~*~
Ok... All you people who are wondering... and dening to try God in your lyfe... maybe this will change your mind... I'm just saying... your willing to try drugs... listin' to mainstream music... rape... stealing... watching a perticular movie.., why not try God? So... I'm just saying read this,,, and please tell me what you all think... Cause fo real... it's not a lie... many people belive... why can't you just try......?????? I think if the government took a look in the Bilble... they would think before they acted... but ehat's the chances of that happening? Slim and None!!! Love you all... MUAH!!! Matthew 24 Chapters: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 24:1 And Jesus went out, and departed from the temple: and his disciples came to him for to shew him the buildings of the temple. 24:2 And Jesus said unto them, See ye not all these things? verily I say unto you, There shall not be left here one stone up
~~the Aliens Did Visit At Roswell~~
> >> Interesting Fact >> >> >> Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an >> unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and >> cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known >> incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S Air Force >> and the federal government. >> >> However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly >> nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary >> Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy >> Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born. >> >> See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? This piece of >> information may clear up a lot of things. >> >>
'the American Flag Speaks'
I am the flag of AMERICA, proudly waving the red, white & blue; my stars represent the UNITED STATES, to her I shall ever be true ~ I've been carried into battles, by troops willing to die; and, cover'd the coffins of many So proudly o'er their graves I fly! Placed in the hands of parents, felt their hot tears, my colors stain; as they hugg'd me to their bosoms, for their losses, in deep grief & pain. I've been draped over Crosses amany, For too many years to recall; Representing a land and its losses, with Freedom & Justice for all. I've been tatter'd, cursed & burned, so despised ~ I now carry the scars; in lands far away & by those I call my own, yet still waving my stripes & stars. So proudly my colors, the red, white & blue, With honor and strength I shall wave; o'er the land I call mine, the Great USA, The Home of the Free and The Brave ! Mary Carter Mizrany March 11, 2002 Copyrighted.
"the Apology"
to all my true friends on cherry, i'm sorry for the stupid, childish, shit myself and several others caused you. please forgive me! this has gone way to far. i'm the cause of all this mess you have all had to deal with. i tried to end my life on 3-6-07. i was being very selfish, and stupid. there were two women that i allowed to drive me to the point of self destruction. i let them get to me, and i shouldn't have allowed that. i don't feel that my life is valuable, but it's not worthless either. so, to all of my true friends on here, thank you for standing beside me, and supporting me through this rough time in my life. i wish i could personally thank my truest friends, but there are quite a few of you that supported me, and you know who you are..thank you very much for your kindness!!!
im out of orange juice. this makes me displeased. i wound up having a heated discussion about the law. ive happened to notice only potheads complain about the drug laws. sure it might be enjoyable. sure i used to indulge in it quite frequently. n yannow what? if i got caught with it? i wouldnt be bitchin about the harshness of the drug laws...i'd be suckin it up. cuz its illegal. opinions on whether it should or shouldnt be are moot. it is. dont want it to be? get glaucoma. move to amsterdam. those are your options. as well as do it anyway and risk it. your choice. the end. somehow i last nite...i wound up in...conversational text-land. and i'd be lying if i said i didnt enjoy it. it wound up straying away from Monkey into actual conversation...which was quite surprising to me. almost reminiscent of friends or something along those lines. i wouldnt stretch it that far but it was more than civil..and due to that...ive decided to bend a little...which lets face it hasnt been my f
Theatrical Witches
so here i sit ready to tell you about theatrical witches..and what exactly are those you ask?well..heres my definition.. theatrical witches are those who go out of their way and then some to look the part..dressing all in black,tons of siver jewelry,smelling like patchouli oil,lots of black eyeshadow and eyeliner and lipstick...but arent real witches at all...they just look the theatrical part and use the said (fake)title to scare people when they feel scorned or hurt.they spend little time learning about what witchcraft really is-maybe just learning enough to say things that might intimidate others or impress them... i got news for these people.. theatrical witches are a shame to the real ones...those of us who DONT have to go out of our way to be a witch in the first place-we just simply are either naturally lured to the craft or you arent..and if you seek out the craft for all the wrong reasons,you wont get much out of it,nor will it work for you.witch
"the Actress"
The Actress Be yourself, only then can you be truly happy. She is an actress always playing a part that really isn't her. She plays it well because everyone sees what she wants them to see. She fits in with the crowd; everyone loves her. She's beautiful and funny, with a dazzling smile. But what everyone doesn't see, is the soul that is inside. They don't see the torment she goes through in the day. The agony she goes through in the night. They don't put the facts together at lunch when she eats little bits of food, then excuses herself to the bathroom. No one bothers to follow her to see what is the matter. For all they see, is the act, that the actress is putting on
~the Awakening~
Drew walked down the Hall of Archons, silk bag in hand, booted feet resounding off the mahogany floor as he made his way to the office of Quentin Trevane, Warlock of the Order of the Gryphon. He ran his hand through his frosted brown hair, silver eyes flashing with purpose. The news he had was not good and he wasn't in the mood for formalities, so he floored one of the guards outside the Council door with a roundhouse kick, the other he simply picked up by the throat and tossed aside like a ragdoll. Bursting through the thick oaken doors, bag still in hand, he didn't even acknowedege the shocked and angered expressions of the men and women around the conferance table. "He's awake." Drew said, locking eyes with Trevane. Trevane's blue eyes hardened under black brows- a look made more intimidating by his Italian features and Armani suit. "I want proof." Drew threw the silk bag on the table and out rolled the head of a vampire, fangs still beared in rage. The woman looked at it
" The Answer "
Many problems seem impossible because we concentrate on the problem rather than the answer. Love is the only answer, and when we focus only on Love, all of our problems will disappear.
~the Accused~
Kiernan walked into her cottage just on the outskirts of town to find Boch propped up on her couch, frowning. "Hey, babe, wha-" Boch was seething- Kiernan had never seen this side of him before. "Kiernan, I told you not to interfere. Yet you went behind my back and opposed the Council anyway!" "Well, I wasn't going to sit there and have their desire for a speedy outcome put a man in prison just they can go have Ritual!" Kiernan snarled. Boch leaped up off the couch, taking Kiernan by the arm. "And I will not tolerate disobedience!" Kiernan shrugged away from his hold. "Disobedience? Last I checked, Boch, I am not on a leash! Now get out of my house!" Boch looked at her in wonder- she had never ordered him out of her house, her bed, or anywhere away from her. "Might not see me for a while- you know I leave early for Shadek." "Go!" Hissing, Boch turned on his heel and left, slamming the door behind him. Kiernan sat down and let the breath out of her in one si
~the Aroc~
The Aroc are a Pagan tradition held outside the Coven structure- one that believes not in spirits or the movements of stars, or that they have any direct influence on their lives. Though most Aroc recognize the existance of a Higher Power, they do not worship the Essence [as they call it] as a god or goddess. Rather, the Essence is simply the Source of All Things and they believe one must return to Essence to reach their full potiential. Few have done so and survived- most who did were mentally damaged. They beleve that all are born with power and all are responsible for cultivating that power within themselves through study and continuous practice rather than constraining ritual and supplication. As a result it is the Aroc belief that one makes their own destiny- no god or spirit or moon- and it is only their conscience they have to answer to when something goes amiss. Aroc conjure by manipulating the Essence, seen as strands of power lacing through and over every living obj
~ The Animals - House Of The Rising Sun ~
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!!the All-spark!!
Yo. I have to admit that I knew that this movie would bring back great memories and to enjoy these NEW memories with my 5 year old son made it even better.Though I had NO IDEA that TRANSFORMERS would be the best SUMMER BLOCK BUSTER that was created in the last few summers!!! It was awww inspiring! throughout the movie movie attendees were clapping,gasping and rooting on the carnage that was being displayed on the giat screen. Note to BOOTLEG DVD BUYERS;JUST DONT BUY IT GO AND SEE IT IN THE THEATRES IT IS WORTH WHATEVER IT COSTS TO WATCH IT BELIEVE ME,PLEASE!! At times in this movie I had feelings of sympathy and hope.I swear I almost cried like two times...and Im no freakin sucker neither! From start to finish the movie was !!!AWESOME!!! and come to find out Steven Spellberg helped Micheal Bay out with this GREAT MOVIE. If this MADD RANT did not enthuse you enough to storm out the house to watch it...Go WATCH IT ANYWAYS YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH IT! SEETHING FOR A SEQUEL
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The Theater Pt.1
We're sitting in the movie theater, and I'm trying to watch the movie but you're being very distracting. Blowing on my neck, sliding your fingers up my leg. I turn to look at you and tell you to behave yourself, but you kiss me before I can say anything. I completely lose my train of thought and only part of my brain registers that your fingers have moved under the hem of my skirt and are now teasing the seam of my panties. My eyes snap open as I recall where we are and how I can't be making out in a movie theater like some horny teenager. I pull back, but you counter by moving your lips down to suck at my neck. My eyes flutter closed and I bite my lip to keep from whimpering. I sink down deeper into the seat as the top button of my blouse comes undone, followed by another and another until you're kissing the tops of my breasts above my bra. My hands clutch frantically at the armrests as your hand cups my pussy and I feel your fingers stroking me through my panties. I'm hoping we're si
The Theater Pt.2
Yes it all started in the theater, getting me all worked up. We just had to go back to my place after you had fingered me so hard. This time it was my turn. I reached across the couch and your dick was still hard. I started to rub my hand against your jeans while reaching up and touching your neck with the other. I wanted to tease you the way you had just teased me. I begin to pinch your nipples and scratch every so slightly with my fingernails. I was dripping in anticipation, waiting for you to make your next move. But you just sat there letting me work all over you. I had hiked up my skirt a little and pulled down my shirt so that you can see my exposed breasts. I reach in and started to give you a kiss but I unbutton your shirt instead and gently lick your nipple. I begin to suck and pinch them some more now that your shirt is out of the way. I whisper in your ear “You like to be teased don’t you?” I reach to unzip your pants and you grab my arm. Not today, I thought, as I push your
The Theater Pt.3
Theater Pt.3 Lying there in my bed, all covered up, I recall the events from earlier. We had made our way from the couch to my bedroom. We were kissing each other all over in the process. Our hands were grabbing and feeling. I remember loosing most of my clothes down the hall. First my shirt and then my bra. Last to come off was my skirt. I had managed to take off his pants before we left the couch and he lost his shirt in the hallway as well. We landed on the bed with me on the bottom. He was sucking and kissing on my breasts. I was already so hot. He was kissing my neck and I started to squirm. I grabbed his hand and led him down to my pussy. I wanted him to feel how wet I had become. He started to rub back and forth against my clit just like he had at the theater. This time he slid a finger inside. I was instantly in heaven. He knew how to touch how to find every right spot. He had me cumming in no time. I was biting and clawing at his back as the spasms kept coming. I then took h
9-11 The Attack
9-11 The Attack
These images and voices still send shivers up my spine, take my breath away and make me cry.
=the Art Of Kissing=
The Art Of Kissing Every now and then a quarrel breaks out down at the barber shop, lines are drawn, challenges leveled and, with any luck, somebody walks out with very few blood stains. All over a seemingly innocent discussion: What is the greatest sport on earth? Some say "football". Some say "baseball". Canadians say "hockey". The rest of the world says "soccer". (Actually, they say "football", too...but they mean "soccer".) I say: "kissing". Yes, kissing is the greatest sport on earth. Allow me to explain just a few of the reasons. Kissing is the most versatile sport around. There are so many types of kisses to choose from – at least one for just about any occasion. There is the quick peck on the cheek kiss, the peck on each cheek kiss, the peck on your nephew's cheek kiss while grabbing the other cheek flab with your hand, the wildly passionate kiss, the elegant kiss on the hand, the dreaded kiss of death, the "Hey you! Kiss this!", and even the Florida town of Kissim
Thease Thoughts
You opened the door to the bathroom, warm in your rose red robe. I smiled at you, gently pulling you into a hug as I kissed you slow and soft, then hard and passionate as I ran my fingers through your long hair. You pulled away, smiling as you turned the shower on and slowly dropped your robe to the floor. Your breast lay so natural and beautiful, your nipples erect with anticipation as my cock floods with throbbing desire. You helped me undress, noticing my cock beginning to harden, you reach down and run your finger tips across my balls and gently over my shaft as my cock begins to rise in your hands, my god your touch feels so good as I caress your breast, rolling your nipples between my thumb and fingers as I run my other hand down your belly to moist mound, squeezing your love box with the palm of my hand, then slowly you lead me into the shower. You lay down in the bath, the running water flowing over you, and pull me down on top of you. We kissed hungrily as my hands explored yo
~ The Awakening ~
~ The Awakening ~ A time comes in your life when you finally get it . . . When in the midst of all your fears and insanity, you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out - ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside; you shudder once or twice; you blink back your tears. and through a mantle of wet lashes, you begin to look at the world through new eyes. ~ THIS IS YOUR AWAKENING ~ You realize that it is time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that he is not Prince Charming and you are not Cinderella, and that in the real world, there are not always fairy tale endings (or beginnings for that matter), and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with you, and in the process, a sense
~ The Asshat ~
Theatrical Symphony...
Skeletal trees dance in the theatrical light storm; swaying and appearing only on queue. The trees sing their song of the ocean waves. The rain tenderly caresses my face while the trees invite me to dance with its breeze wrapping my body in its physical embrace. Stars are hidden in the blanket of clouds giving way to the backdrop of pulsating lights. The rain begins to sing its own song creating a symphony with the trees. Each has its own part in this symphonic soundgarden of rain and wind. My own sounds of walking alone are hushed by the wind as it begins to roar like a lion after its kill. A terrific battle of light against the dark sky slices the imagination with a heart pounding explosion followed by the rumbling sounds of thunder. The great ancient Gods prepare for battle as light and dark, silence and thunder, good and evil battle and dance hand in hand. Every action creates its opposite reaction as the light creates day in the evenings slumber. Waves of sound from the trees the
T.h.e. A Rock'n
Yep I like Rock'N' been very good to Me. Been doing guitar for years .and done some vids. My Vids rock>revised jimi Hendrix, that I Do. so if your want to see A Real guitar player, Watch me in colts vids. .once ya hit enter. you will be at cincity radio..theres A list you see. once ya enter .A player will be on with radio you can decide to hit drive-inn movies,colt vids thats where i have my 12 song list at. Stone Free" "fire" purple Haze" ETC I'm there Oh I play hard..With my teeth,in stone free. But you cant get this kinda Rock anywhere unrealeased stuff up-state-connection,group I'm T.H.E. behind the Band 3 peice to 4 so let me take You Higher ..with Rock Desire. or
~the Art Of Seduction-part Ii
~Eating a woman's pussy is about the most wonderful thing you can do for her. It makes her feel loved, admired, sexy, and of course it makes her cum like crazy. Many women prefer it to intercourse, and for most, it is the easiest way to cum with a man. You may have the littlest dick on the planet, but if you give great head, you will be appreciated as a fabulous lover. Yes, it's that important. Besides, lots of women expect it these days - you might as well know what your doing. ~First off, guys seem to have a strange love/hate relationship with women's genitalia. Guys that can't wait to get their dick into one are often reluctant to put their face "down there". For every guy who says he loves to eat pussy, there's another one who's squeamish. Women know this, and it affects their ability to lay back and enjoy the experience. There is nothing more exciting to a woman than to know that her partner finds her delicious. Don't be coy; tell her. When a guy fingers a la
~the Art Of Seduction~
"There is no Finer, more Exiquisite and Sweeter Taste than the Delicate Nectar that a Woman releases to Her Lover. This is my small frail attempt to enlighten my fellow man-hope it helps fellas. She is to be enjoyed, Slow or Fast, Deep or Hard, ALWAYS follow her rhythm and she will take you to a place of heightened sexual pleasures that only the two of you can reach." As always.....Peace. -Guidomedic ~Cunnilingus is one of the most difficult sexual acts to perform successfully. ~Going down isn’t easy. It takes refined skill and energy for the long haul. ~Cunnilingus, "Oral," "Eating P*ssy," or whatever you want to call it is one of the greatest activities to grace this planet. ~It can also be one of the most elusive practices to successfully perform. ~Some women find themselves uncomfortable being the center of her partner’s attention, or more often women get frustrated with having to put up with unsatisfying results. And often times some men find themsel
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Theatres Des Vampires Lyrics
THEATRES DES VAMPIRES LYRICS Jubilaeum Anno Dracula 2001 (2001) 1. Anno Dracula 2. Love Never Dies 3. Vampyrica (Theme For Vampyria) 4. Dances With Satan (Cut The Throat Version) 5. Blutdivine 6. The Brides Of Dracula (Love Never Dies Reprise) 7. Dracole Waide 1. Anno Dracula Here occurs the shocking and frightening history, of the one Prince Dracula: "I impaled people most of them, boiled their heads in a kettle, I skinned them alive and hacked them to pieces then drank their blood..." Yeah Dracul... The blood is the life... [Inspired by the book "Die Geschichte Dracole Waide"] 2. Love Never Dies [Written by Justine, but title and Romanian words are taken from "Dracula", the 1992 movie] "Tu esti dragostea vietii mele." I've been trying to see your face, I've been imaging your skin I've been living for the day to kiss your beauty once again A sudden vision in the night an empty shadow in the sky You are my dream inside me eyes that hid the secr
Theatres Des Vampires - When The Wolves Cry Lyrics
Theatres Des Vampires - When the wolves cry Lyrics Album: The Vampire Chronicles The eyes in the dark... when the sky is red the howling wind... when the rain fall on the earth! A moonspell broken... blood of my bride terror in the night when the wolves cry Per Adonai Elohim, Adonai Jehova, Adonai Sabaoth, Metraton On Agla, Adonai Mathom, verbum pythonicum, mysterium salamandrae, conventus sylphorum, antra gnomorum, daemonia Coeli Gad, Almousin, Gibor, Jehosua, Evam, Zariatnatmik, veni, veni, veni Satana Take your cross when the sky turns black because the Vampires come out from their biers! The forest breathes this enchanted atmosphere... mother of suffering
Theatres Des Vampires - Ancient Vampires Lyrics
Theatres Des Vampires - Ancient vampires Lyrics Cold wind in the castle In the unholy walls Nocturnal sacrifice of virgins Raped from the lord of darkness "Four candles around your bier Hot blood on your mouth Drink with me this blood And you will live forever" From the tower... You see your dominion Your immense forest Your immense power Where the wolves awaiting for the night Terror of Transylvania Prince of darkness Your servants are ready For your last conquest All virgins for you Shadows of the dead Spirit of ancient vapmires The evil has risen From the eternal tree From the tower you see your dominion
Theatres Des Vampires - Intro/twilight Kingdom
Theatres Des Vampires - Intro/twilight kingdom There is no way out From this damned land Where the devil and his sons Still walk with human feet May day be carved his stones And spreaded through humanity For the sake of all men Sighisoara... Land of vampires Legend of horror The princess of evil made flesh is here Born from the dark... King of Impalers King of the twilight... Lord of the wolves I live with the blood of virgins I hate the light of the sun I come back in the twilight kingdom... I love the death... Prince of the twilight Betrayer of christianity Twilight kingdom I was born in this ancient land In search of pleasure Ghosts... From the fog In search of virgins ...For my life
Theatres Des Vampires - The Land Beyond The Forest
Theatres Des Vampires - The land beyond the forest Mourning pleasure of the dark lord Will be assent to ancient dreams... ...And desires Falling the darkness on this arcanum place Red blood turn the colour of the night Only one kingdom... Only one master Nocturnal prayers... In the forest A secret buried in this land Beyond this ways... Beyond the dark Frozen embrace of the winter wind Fog... Come out from the graves Is there something awful in this lands beyond the forest The ill-omened breath of theese trees Take into ancient horrors I hear... funeral bells but I don't see not even a church Something like invisible hands Take me into this way An obscure and mysterious power follow my steps between the... ... Lands beyond the forest!! Red eyes around... Are the wolves that follow my journey... And the odour of my skin Only one kingdom... Only one master Nocturnal prayers in the forest A secret buried in this land Lands beyond the dark
Theatre Good, Drama Bad
The formula used for the sheep to memorize the basic of Animal Farm’s Seven Commandments – four legs good, two legs bad – makes sense since everyone on the set piece of George Orwell’s 1945 novel IS an animal doesn’t make much sense among humans. (Birds on Animal Farm, incidentally, got their wings counted as legs because, to paraphrase Snowball, wings are organs of propulsion and not manipulation, like human hands are.) Nor does most of the drama that can proliferate among us online purveyors. I shouldn’t say drama is that bad; I’ve always loved acting in plays and monologues growing up and still do – I just don’t get a lot of opportunity to practice the craft. After my sophomore year at Stetson University, performing on stage partly left a bad taste in my mouth and I needed to “buckle down” to pursue my degree in social science education. Of course, I still use the skills I learned in theatre (sometimes too much, as my wife will attest) because you don’t unlearn how to project
T2 Heartbroken
Theatra Of Tragedy
"the Adventure"
“The Adventure” Today I start my journey, today I face the sea Braving storms and tempests, to see all that I can see Casting off the lines that held me, to the place I’ve always stood These sails they are my hopes, and my heart’s this hull of wood And my courage is my crew, and I have it because of you You’re my map, my compass, all my things so true Now you’re standing by my side, and thanks to you I grip the wheel And this adventure is the only thing I feel And you’re the wave that surges at my very bow The current in my sea, that pushes me somehow To the horizon I can’t see, but I know you’re here with me You’re the breeze that came and set me free You’re the hand that helps me learn to steer On my rudder to guide me through the fear Past the jagged reefs, and the gales so strong I pray that this adventure lingers on And you’re the wave that surges at my very bow The current in my sea, that pushes me somehow To the horizon I can’t see, but I know you’r
[the Awesome Survey Of Awesomeness]
Yeah that really is the name of the survey >> that's almost as awesome as Andy's moobs. 1. What is you full name? I think a total of two people on Fubar know it, and they're both on my blocked list *thumbs up*. 2. When is your birthday? 1/20/85 1/20 is the same as the guy that played Bones on Star Trek. Destined? 3. How tall are you? 5'11 but I say six foot to save time. 4. Eye color? Onyx. Some people have decided to find it sexy 5. Hair color? Ever dulling copper. 6. What nationality(s) are you? Ameriwont 7. Do you eat the crust on your bread and sandwiches? Yerp.8. Any piercings?Nope.9. Any tatoos? Nope.10. You have three wishes, what are they? A.) Maintainable world peace and disarmament, global conflict resolutionB.) The ability to manipulate my body's passage through time (including the ability to age or deage or auto regenerate to the point where I was killed and reverse it)C.) The capacity and aptitude to learn as much as I want. In other words >> hand built giant robot
...the Assholes In Washington & Healthcare
I have never been to any place that shows porn on a theatre screen. I thought places like this went out of style before my time...but one of my friends knew where one was. I took a day off work and he took me to this place that I would otherwise never have found. It was a warehouse of sorts...One area was filled with magazines, one was full of videos...there was a place where you could pay to watch a video on a small screen by yourself and there was room that was set up with chairs for several people to sit and a large screen TV. My friend and I went in and sat down in the front of the room. He spread my legs and started playin with my clit. Several guys started sitting closer to us. They were trying to get a better view of what was between my legs. Some got pretty bold. They stood directly in front us. They would pull their dicks out and start jacking off right in front of me. Next thing I know he is offering me up for blow jobs. This was amazing..I was completely anonymous. No one k
"the American Fate For Jews With Balls
Baby Blow Job doesn't allow us to post video blogs on his website so you have to copy and paste the link below into your browser window - how provincial
Theater Of Love
I have only one act in my theater of love. She has act two. By Michael Dougherty
~the Best Day Of My Life~
~The Best Day of My Life~ Today, when I awoke, I suddenly realized that this is the best day of my life, ever! There were times when I wondered if I would make it to today... but I did! And because I did, I'm going to celebrate! Today, I'm going to celebrate what a great life I have had so far; the accomplishments, the many blessings, and even the hardships, because they have served to make me stronger. I will go through this day with my head held high, and a happy heart. I will marvel at God's seemingly simple gifts: the morning dew, the sun, the clouds, the trees, the flowers, the birds. Today, none of these miraculous creations will escape my notice. Today, I will share my excitement for life with other people. I'll make someone smile. I'll go out of my way to perform an unexpected act of kindness for someone I don't even know. Today, I'll give a sincere compliment to someone who seems down. I'll tell a child how special he is, and I'll tell someone I love
"the Black Day"
"the Best Of You"
"THE BEST OF YOU" a friend of mine heard this song and said it reminded him of me. thank you hun! it means a lot to know that someone is thinking of me, especially on days like this. *hugs* I've got another confession to make I'm your fool Everyone's got their chains to break Holding you Were you born to resist? Or be abused? Is someone getting the best of you? Are you gone? And on to someone new? I needed somewhere to hang my head Without your noose You give me something that I didn't have But had no use I was too weak to give in Too strong to lose My heart is under arrest again But I break loose My head is giving me life or death But I can't choose I swear I'll never give in I refuse Is someone getting the best of you? Has someone taken your faith Its real…the pain you feel Your trust.. you must.. confess Is someone getting the best of you? Has someone taken your faith? Its real…the pain you feel The life…the love He died to heal T
~the Bottle~
Reach for a glass, take a long drink. Waiting for that moment when you've escaped. You can't deal with life so you drink it away. You forget that it hurts everyone else. While you search for heaven in a bottle remember... It will still be hell for the rest of us...
◊the Bell Witch◊
◊The Bell Witch◊ The malicious entity that plagued a Tennessee farmhouse in 1817 ended in the only known murder by a poltergeist. The problems began when John Bell saw a strange animal in his cornfield dissolve into thin air. Soon, the family heard scratching at the doors and windows, then gnawing sounds started coming from inside the house. Within a year, the presence began speaking and threatened to kill John. The fame of the "Bell Witch" spread, and even Andrew Jackson came to dispel the spirit. Nothing worked. John Bell was beaten so mercilessly by the presence that his tongue swelled and he could barely eat. A doctor prescribed a tonic, but the witch bragged it poisoned it. "I've got him this time," it bellowed, "He’ll never get up." John went into a coma and died on December 21, 1820. Then, the witch promised to return to wreck havoc on John’s descendents, and it plagued the Bell family again in 1827, 1852, 1861, 1935, 1977, and 1988. Today, the apparition of a dem
"the Best Love Note"
Body: "The best love note" Body: "The best love note" One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."
Theblack Hole
THE BLACK HOLE Released 20th Novenber 2006 1-2 Working days IRL/UK : 7working days Rest of World.Order from the website for free postage around the world. €14.99 In an extraordinary twist of fate and because of his uncanny resemblance to Uday Saddam Hussein, Latif Yahia is forced to work as the "double or fiday" of the despots son.During his training, he witnesses the true evil of the man that he is forced to imitate and the brutality of the Iraqi regime at first hand.While attending state functions and royal audiences as his loathsome master, Latif ponders his escape strategy. Undeniably the life of wealth and excess is enticing but he is no more than a bird in a gilded cage.After several assassination attempts against Latif/Uday fail and during Gulf War 1, Latif makes his escape from his life of hell through the Northern Kurdish Territories, with the help of the CIA he is flown out of Iraq to a "New Life" in the West and this
~~the Best Thing To Hang On To In The World~~
: A mouse story Mouse Story ......... A mouse Looked through the crack In the wall To see the farmer and his wife Open a package. "What food Might this contain?" The mouse wondered - He was devastated To discover It was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, The mouse Proclaimed the warning. "There is a mousetrap In the house! There is a mousetrap In the house!" The chicken clucked And scratched, Raised her head And said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell This is a grave concern to you But it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it." The mouse Turned to the pig And told him, "There is a mousetrap In the house! There is a mousetrap In the house!" The pig sympathized, But said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, But there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured You are in my prayers." The mouse turned to the cow and said, "There is a mousetrap In the house! Ther
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~~the Blind Leading The Blind~~
"the Blade"
this is one of my most recent poems. for any poetry fans out there, i'd love to know what you think. leave me some love. :) i always return the favor. "The Blade" Soft moonlight shines down upon glowing runes An enchanted sword rests on the white sand Waves roll by in meditative whispers Tempered steel glows like a fiery brand The left is etched with a twisting snake While an ancient dragon adorns the right Edged on both sides and perfectly balanced The blade was forged by the Lady of Night Love and compassion went into its making A silk-wrapped pommel, a platinum hilt A weapon fit for the mightiest hero Whose valor and courage shall never wilt Words spoken softly, a blessing bestowed Magical enchantment deep and profound With strength to overcome any nemesis May this magical blade be forever bound...
* The Breakthrough Celebration *
The Breakthrough Celebration - Generating a flow towards oneness by the year 2012 By Carl Johan Calleman | There have been many questions about the fact that Don Alejandro Oxlaj - head of the council of elders of the Maya - in an interview has rejected the December 21, 2012 date as the ending of the current creation. I want to point out here that I have also myself for more than a decade consistently rejected this date. Although the Maya have continued to use the sacred 260 day calendar unaltered they abandoned the use of the Long Count several centuries ago and so the date December 21, 2012 is something that has become known from the archaeologists and not from the contemporary Maya. There are however strong reasons to doubt that archaeologists, who often look upon the Mayan calendar as a superstition to begin with, would be able to address the question when the point of completion of the present creation is. I feel finding the answer to this requires a different po
"the Butterfly"
A butterfly fluttering in the breeze, Simple and plain but still free... Enjoying life as it may appear, Never wasting time on any fear... Whispering sweets in each little flower, Never searching for any type of power... Come to me my beautifil butterfly, Give to me my wings set me free inside... Sept-21-04
~ The Boogeyman ~
~~the Best Is Yet To Come~~
"the Beautiful People" ( Marilyn Manson)
And I don't want you and I don't need you Don't bother to resist, or I'll beat you It's not your fault that you're always wrong The weak ones are there to justify the strong The beautiful people, the beautiful people It's all relative to the size of your steeple You can't see the forest for the trees You can't smell your own shit on your knees There's no time to discriminate, Hate every motherfucker That's in your way [Chorus:] Hey you, what do you see? Something beautiful, something free? Hey you, are you trying to be mean? If you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean The worms will live in every host It's hard to pick which one they eat most The horrible people, the horrible people It's as anatomic as the size of your steeple Capitalism has made it this way, Old-fashioned fascism will take it away [Chorus] There's no time to discriminate, Hate every motherfucker That's in your way The beautiful people The beautiful people (aahh) [x4]
---the Bond Of Warmth----
The bond of warmth and trust we share grows a little stronger. The list of things we both enjoy becomes a little longer. We make a few new memories we like to recollect. I find in you new qualities to cherish and respect. We understand each other even better than before, and every day I care for you just a little more. Sometimes our lives rush by so fast, and before we know it the time has past. I should tell you this more often, but the words get in the way. You mean the world to me each and every day.
----the Best Way To Love--------
~the Beginning~
Can it be the ring? Can that be the catalyst for this madness taking over every waking hour? I did not properly cleanse it before I wore it, so….. A few days earlier…….. Leighondra gazed through the glass case in the pawn shop, not believing what she saw: there, in solid gold, was a ring bearing the Seal of Sagittarius, her birth sign. The center was coin-shaped with the constellation mapped out in raised relief, with the astrological symbol of the arrow and bow to the right, the symbol for the ruling planet Jupiter on the left. Settled between the constellation and the arrow was a small topaz cabochon. Around the perimeter of the circle were the numbers three [at twelve o'clock position], six [at four o'clock] and four [at the eight o'clock] totaling thirteen, her lucky number. The sides bore and image of an archer kneeling, bow strung, ready to fire. She caught the eye of the lady behind the counter, who smiled and walked up to her. "Ma
"the Becoming"by Nine Inch Nails
I beat my machine it's a part of me it's inside of me. I'm stuck in this dream it's changing me i am becoming. The me that you know, he had some second thoughts. He's covered with scabs, and he is broken and sore. The me that you know,He doesn't come around much. That part of me isn't here anymore. All pain disappears it's the nature of my circuitry. Drowns out all i hear, there's no escape from this my new consciousness. That me that you know,he used to have feelings, but the blood has stopped pumping, and he's left to decay. The me that you know is now made up of wires, and even when i'm right with you i'm so far away. I can try to get away ,but i've strapped myself in. I can try to scratch away the sound in my ears. I can see it killing away all my bad parts I don't want to listen. but it's all too clear. Hiding backwards inside of me, i feel so unafraid. Annie, hold a little tighter, i might just slip away. It won't give up it wants me dead. Goddamn thi
"the Bird" Pics
I have trouble understanding why so many cherries find it funny, amusing or "kool" to post photos of themselves giving "the bird", "the finger", the "international gesture of F**K OFF!" in photos they allow to be seen & rated. However can you possibly expect anyone with a sense of decency to rate your photos or your profile highly if you are more or less telling them where to get off? I have decided that any photos I see that include the gesture will get the rate they so richly deserve....a 1!
~the Brat's Creed~
~The Brat's Creed~ If I like it, it's mine. If I think it's mine, it's mine. If I want it, it's mine. If I saw it first, it's mine. If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine. If I can take it away from you, it's mine. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. If it's in my hand, it's mine. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. If you even so much as think of it, it's mine. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. If it's mine it will never belong to anyone else no matter what. If we are building something together, all the pieces are mine. If you show me anything, then it's mine. If you go out and buy something, then show it to me, it's mine. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. If it belongs to a lover of mine, it's mine. If it looks like mine, it's mine. If it's broken, then it's yours..... ~~~Authors unknown~~~
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~the Brat's Creed~
LOL I love this .... and sometimes it is sooooo Me ~The Brat's Creed~ If I like it, it's mine. If I think it's mine, it's mine. If I want it, it's mine. If I saw it first, it's mine. If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine. If I can take it away from you, it's mine. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. If it's in my hand, it's mine. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. If you even so much as think of it, it's mine. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. If it's mine it will never belong to anyone else no matter what. If we are building something together, all the pieces are mine. If you show me anything, then it's mine. If you go out and buy something, then show it to me, it's mine. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. If it belongs to a lover of mine, it's mine. If it looks like mine, it's mine. If it's broken, then it's yours.....
~ The Band - The Weight - Woodstock 1969 - Easy Rider ~
~ The Beatles - Yesterday ~
~ The Beatles - And I Love Her ~
~ The Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever ~
~ The Band - The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down ~
~ The Beatles - If I Fell Love With You
~ The Bee Gee - I've Just Gotta Get A Message To You ~
~ The Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive ~
~ The Bee Gees - How Deep Is Your Love ~
~ The Bee Gees - More Than A Woman ~
07/29/07 The Beginning - Kinda...
So i decided to start a blog of stories from my nights working here at the hotel... i've already had some hilarious things happen. My first week of working here i think i got hit on just about every night. A guy came in from Indiana (drove) He was talkin to me and all of a sudden he looks at me and says, "Ain't you the cutest thing i've seen in two days" hahaha.. i laughed i coudlnt help it... But anyways the story for tonight... A lady from a different hotel called me.. she asked me my name and explained to me that there was a man there. He didnt know what hotel he was suppose to be at! Haha! So i had to look up his name and he was suppose to be here! I asked if he remembered the room.. and the nut job remembered! lol remember the room number but not the hotel?? wtf. so he showed up... His eyes were sooooo blood shot!!! before he showed a girl i work w/ told me he was there at 7:30 already trashed.. and he showed up here at like 4am haha.. crazy ppl!!!! there was
~the Brother I Wish I Have Known!~
Your the brother I never knew. When I was in danger you were there at my side as my gaurdian angel. You are the brother I wish I knew. When mom and dad moved on from us other four siblings,they still of their little man. You are the brother I wish mom and dad saw growing up. My gaurdian angel you will always be for me. The brother I do love even though your not here in person. The brother to see graduated and have a life. My hero that I wish I could have known after almost twenty years of your death.
~ The Blue Streak ~
Blue Streak The Blue Streak is the oldest operating roller coaster at Cedar Point. But make no mistake about it - this "woodie" still provides a great ride! After cresting the 78-foot-tall lift hill, riders experience more than a half-dozen hills, a hairpin turn and maximum "airtime!" Named after a local high school sports team, the wooden Blue Streak has given more than 54 million rides since its first summer 42 years ago.
~ The Big Bopper - Chantilly Lace ~
American Bandstand to MTV Sure come a long way in a few short years lol
@ The Beach
We walk under moonlight, hand in hand, to the beach where I spread the blanket on the cool sand. As I do this you shiver, I take my sweatshirt and drape it over your shoulders and pull you close to me for a hug. I let you go and you sit down. I look at you with a raised eyebrow as if to say, “What you think you are doing?” As I pull my shirt off and drop my pants exposing myself, I lean down, kiss you softly, turn and run, full speed, for the water. I dive headlong and swim for a few yards before popping up and Hollering. Through the darkness, I still manage to see the look of shock on your face. I drop my head and give you a look that says, “You’re coming in whether you like it or not.” I head towards you. I am to the edge of the water, before you realize what I have planned; you stand and run down the beach. I take flight after you 25 or so yards down the beach, I catch you. Wrapping my wet, naked body around you, you playfully swat at me and cuss me out with a smile on your face
911 The Bomb Blast Cumeing Out Side Of Tower
~~the Brothel~~xxxwarningxxx
The Brothel The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Valerie," the man replied. "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam. "No. I must see Valerie," he replied. Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the same man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two ni ghts in a row -- too expensive -- and there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone wa
"the Big Lie'
It took some time to make me see the trick alchol had played on me.. To live my life was such a chore,cause every day i wonted more. The morals that i thought i had were swept away. It got so bad..By staying drunk i could pretand tha alchol was my dearest friend.. My mind was on a one way street and every road led to defeat. Just heading nowhere off the track. I was a prisoner to the alchol..And all my dreams went in smoke the fun was gone and i was broke.. I lost the war there was no use to try and stop my alchol abuse.. So every day i carried on.. My self esteem was quickly gone.. I felt i had no right to live..So sure that no one would forgive me.My luck ran out there was no more.. My face got slammed at every door.. The lowest number on the scale.. I finally had to go to rehad..And this is where i finally learned you play with fire you will get burned..It wasan angel.. It made me opewn my eye's..And in due time the wound will heal.. Retrain my mind on how i feel.. And live my
~ The Blue Angels ~
A brief look at the Blue Angels from inside the cockpit, aerial views, and spectator viewpoint.
-the Blonde And Her New Lexus Ls400
A blonde bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. The blonde drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said,"Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs. One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them. "ASSHOLES!" she yelled....... Then the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie Chicks, began to play.
"the Biker"
I know that some of you in my family are not motorcycle riders, but some of us are and this is something we can all get behind. Please, send this out to all you know, riders or not, because we have to share the road. Thanks everyone, I love you all. THE BIKER * I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by. But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your chil
~the Breakup~
Meaningless words are spoken From people who mean so much to each other Swear they love one another But find themselves loving another Things get weird as feelings change amongst the couple As they realize the destruction They crumble They start to rely less on the significant other Tongues tied together They no longer know what to say Argument becomes more and more meaningfull In the beginning Not even for a second Would either of them have dreamed of this And when it seems as the wound has to much damage to heal They finally break apart Could the crash have been avoided If only before they both turned, they had yield?
~ The Big One ~
It was a hot Sunday mornin' Middle of July The choir was a singin' 'Bout the sweet by and by Everybody was a swayin' And sweatin' in the heat We all bowed our heads down As the preacher took his seat My sister and my brother Stood next to my mother In the quiet at the close of the verse That's when daddy cut the big one At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church My sister rolled her eyes back My brother bit his lip My cousin just behind us Whispered, "Hey, who let it rip?" I stuck my face in my shirtsleeve Stared down at my shoes Lord, you could hear a pin drop As we stood there in the pew Heads were turnin', eyes were burnin' Momma stuck her nose in her purse After daddy cut the big one At the Horn Lake Mississippi Missionary Baptist Church He cut the big one It was a stinker Then he broke the silence With a snicker And us kids started laughin' 'Til I thought we was all gonna burst After daddy cut t
~ The Beast - Kinds Island, Ohio ~
The Beast, the baddest wooden coaster around, what makes it so in my book is the way it goes deep in the woods, some parts you don't see anything :) and yes it is long enough to have 2 chain lifts :)
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister
"the Bible Belt"
The Bible Belt is an informal term for an area of the United States of America in which socially conservative Evangelical Protestantism is a dominant part of the culture. In particular, in the United States it is an idiom for the region where the Southern Baptist Convention denomination is strongest (though many other denominations, such as the Church of Christ and Assemblies of God can be found there as well), usually meaning the South and nearby areas. Much of the Bible Belt consists of the Southern United States. During the colonial period (1607-1776), the South was a stronghold of the Anglican church. Its transition into a conservative Protestant Bible Belt occurred gradually over the next century, as a series of religious revival movements, many associated with the Baptist denomination, gained great popularity in the region. The region is usually contrasted with mainstream Protestants and liberal Catholics of the northeast and Great Lakes, the religiously diverse Midwest,
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister
~*~the Book Of My Life~*~
No matter how the story of love, life and school may go.. When you throw in the term "High School" everything changes. I've always been considered as the writer, or that girl "thats determinded to get her point across" no matter which way you look at it i've always tried to get through to people through my writing. I'd rather sit down and write a book about my life then look you in the eyes and just say it. It's not always easy being a highschool student, and holding a job, and then on top of all of that, all the other random aspects of life are thrown upon you. So who do you want to be in the 'book of my life'? Theres the girl that can't make up her mind who she really loves, or the guy who wants to love and be with every girl he talks to. Maybe the girl who will stay with that man through whatever he does, or the girl thats the biggest flight risk of all cause you can't get to know her no matter what.. Up until recently, I didnt think that anyone paid any attention.. I guess I was wr
~the Breakup~
Meaningless words are spoken From people who mean so much to each other Swear they love one another But find themselves loving another Things get weird as feelings change amongst the couple As they realize the destruction They crumble They start to rely less on the significant other Tongues tied together They no longer know what to say Argument becomes more and more meaningfull In the beginning Not even for a second Would either of them have dreamed of this And when it seems as the wound has to much damage to heal They finally break apart Could the crash have been avoided If only before they both turned, they had yield?
"the Burning Of Poe"
I cut my finger just to watch it bleed, for tis better than feeling this need. I let it drip next to the parchment where I scribe words explaining my torment. Pain and agony, endless disgust, all sparked by one moment of lust. I write this all by flickering candle light. I drip the wax and seal it tight. An article never to be opened again. A diary of my eternal sin. Now I stack the kindle to light the log, and the thick smoke lingers like a fog. I forge my way back to the flames carrying this list of lust filled names. I am not gentle when I place it there, and now I watch ash and soot float in the air. I have just burned a heavy burden, and somehow I know this will ease my hurting. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!!!!! Insane laughter bursts forth from me as I watch a change in my life's scenery. For I have taken the first step reaching to the unknown. Now I wait for the substance of dreams I have been shown. It's
~~the Best Kind Of Love~~
It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80ʼs, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctorʼs appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's disease. As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit
99.7 The Blitz Is Now 99.7 The Rock?
Ok heres the deal for anyone that doesnt live in my remote area. Yesterday my Favorite New Rock Station Stunted. Basically meaning they went off air with only a message that it was rebooting and would be back on air at 5pm Today. Well this basically let them change format. You can listen online now which is nice.... Butt.. Ive Been Listening to them since they came back on air and the Newest Rock Song ive Heard.. Is Three Days Grace. Other than that its been a continuouse stream of 80's and 90's rock. DONT GET ME WRONG! I LOVE THAT ROCK TOO! BUTT!!!!!! I have 5 other stations to choose from if i wanted to listen to it. THIS WAS THE ONLY F*CKING STATION THAT PLAYED NEW ROCK! Now they have takin that away from us.... Looks like its time for me to invest in satalite radio.... Thanks for reading my Vent! ~Sean Plus..I havent Heard One DJ Come over air as of yet ... Sounds all automated...
"the Becoming" Nine Inch Nails
I beat my machine it's a part of me it's inside of me I'm stuck in this dream it's changing me I am becoming the me that you know he had some second thoughts he's covered with scabs and he is broken and sore the me that you know doesn't come around much that part of me isn't here anymore all pain disappears it's the nature of my circuitry drowns out all I hear there's no escape from this my new consciousness the me that you know used to have feelings but the blood has stopped pumping and he's left to decay the me that you know is now made up of wires and even when I'm right with you I'm so far away I can try to get away but I’ve strapped myself in I can try to scratch away the sound in my ears I can see it killing away all my bad parts I don't want to listen but it's all too clear hiding backwards inside of me I feel so unafraid Annie, hold a little tighter I might just slip away it won't give up it wants me dead goddamn this noise inside my head
~ The Big 'o' ~
~The Big 'O' ~ ~TASTE: In my experience, one of the main reasons that partners avoid female oral sex is due to a percieved or even experienced poor taste. While it is true that women run the range from pleasant (tasty!) to sour or uric tasting, there are easy steps to ensure that your partner will be tasting her sweetest. First and most obviously, a good vigorous shower will do much to neutralize the taste of your partner. In fact, oral sex in the shower, while not a favorite method of mine, has a completely neutral taste if you stick to the upper regions of your partner's sex. If your partner has not showered recently, or has physically exerted herself recently, her taste will be much stronger. This, however, can be a good thing! Secondly, foreplay will improve upon both the taste and the experience in general if your can get her juices flowing. I have never found an extremely aroused, wet woman to taste unpleasant. Quite the contrary! ~FOREPLAY:
"the Beautiful People"
"The Beautiful People" And I don't want you and I don't need you Don't bother to resist, or I'll beat you It's not your fault that you're always wrong The weak ones are there to justify the strong The beautiful people, the beautiful people It's all relative to the size of your steeple You can't see the forest for the trees You can't smell your own shit on your knees There's no time to discriminate, Hate every motherfucker That's in your way [Chorus:] Hey you, what do you see? Something beautiful, something free? Hey you, are you trying to be mean? If you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean The worms will live in every host It's hard to pick which one they eat most The horrible people, the horrible people It's as anatomic as the size of your steeple Capitalism has made it this way, Old-fashioned fascism will take it away [Chorus] There's no time to discriminate, Hate every motherfucker That's in your way The beautiful people The beauti
Thebarn (dom/sub Theme) Part 1
Having so much trouble posting this story... Think it is too long for one post... Please read the entire story if I can get it posted... Would love suggestions to make it better... “The Barn” The door opens and I watch as a handsome, tall man enters wearing Wrangler jeans, a black t-shirt, rattle skin boots, and a black Stetson hat, and I just stared. The five o’clock shadow gives him such a masculine look. I knew he was coming tonight, but oh my, wasn’t quite ready for the presence that exuded from his walk. He spoke to many as he headed my way. I just waited patiently at the bar for his arrival, sipping on my drink. Ginger, my friend, and I continued our conversation. Within a few minutes, I felt his hands wrap around my waist from behind and his hot breath on the nape of my neck, and then his soft lips placed a kiss there. “Hello, darling,” he said in his rich warm voice. It sent shivers down my spine. I was in heaven. He took a seat next to me and ordered a beer.
~the Brat's Creed~
LOL I love this .... and sometimes it is sooooo Me ~The Brat's Creed~ If I like it, it's mine. If I think it's mine, it's mine. If I want it, it's mine. If I saw it first, it's mine. If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine. If I can take it away from you, it's mine. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. If it's in my hand, it's mine. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. If you even so much as think of it, it's mine. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. If it's mine it will never belong to anyone else no matter what. If we are building something together, all the pieces are mine. If you show me anything, then it's mine. If you go out and buy something, then show it to me, it's mine. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. If it belongs to a lover of mine, it's mine. If it looks like mine, it's mine. If it's broken, then it's yours.....
~ The Beauty Of A Woman ~
`THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN ISN'T IN THE CLOTHES SHE WEARS `THE FIGURE THAT SHE CARRIES OR THE WAY SHE COMBS HER HAIR `THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN IS SEEN IN HER EYES BECAUSE THAT'S `THE DOORWAY TO HER HEART, THE PLACE WHERE LOVE RESIDES. `THE TRUE BEAUTY IN A WOMAN, IS REFLECTED BY HER SOUL. `IT'S THE CARING THAT SHE GIVES AND THE PASSION THAT SHE `SHOWS. AND THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN WITH PASSING YEARS ONLY GROWS.... ~Find the person who will love you because of your differences and not in spite of them and you have found a lover for life. ~The heart has reasons that reason does not understand. ~What the heart has once owned and had, it shall never lose. ***A MAN DOES NOT LOVE A WOMAN BECAUSE SHE IS BEAUTIFUL*** **********SHE IS BEAUTIFUL BECAUSE HE LOVES HER*********** Peace.
10/29/08 - The Beatles - Let It Be (for Be Sake)
SONG VERSION BELOW Let it be - The beattles VIDEO VERSION BELOW The Beatles - Let it be - The Beatles LYRICS BELOW When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom, Let it be And in my hour of darkness She is standing right in front of me Speaking words of wisdom, Let it be. Let it be, let it be, Let it be, let it be, Whisper words of wisdom, Let it be. And when the broken-hearted people Living in the world agree There will be an answer, Let it be. For though they may be parted There is still a chance that they will see There will be an answer, Let it be. Let it be, let it be, Let it be, let it be, Yeah, there will be an answer, Let it be. Let it be, let it be, Let it be, let it be, Whisper words of wisdom, Let it be. Let it be, let it be Let it be, yeah, let it be Whisper words of wisdom Let it be And when the night is cloudy There is still a light that shines on me Shi
"the Bag"
The Bag The day after the convention, after the meet and greet, I found myself in old London strolling an ancient cobblestone street. And there I found the shop, full of old time things. From antique tools to second hand garb, to dusty balls of string. I stepped in through the door, and was greeted with a smile From the elderly proprietor, and I lingered there a while. Turning sideways to make it through the aisles, I browsed there by myself When my eyes came to rest on an old doctor’s bag perched upon a shelf. An old forlorn thing, black and dark, made of leather hide I flipped the catch and cracked in open and shot my gaze inside. A rusty scalpel was all that laid in the bottom of the grip. I vowed buy it, there and then, as a memento of my trip. My mind made up, I mused and thought, “This is lovely for my wife.” Antique tools that have healed the sick and no doubt saved a life. You see my wife she is a doctor, and she would like this thing. With bag in hand I
"the Boarding House."
“The Boarding House.” Mrs. Ledger ran a boarding house, quite the lovely place A large three story brownstone, filled with lots of space With many rooms for lodgers, passing through the town Mrs. Ledger’s was a friendly place, known for miles around Mrs. Ledger took in men, sometimes several in a year She kept them warm and cared for them, she was really quite the dear She did their laundry and so much more, she never seemed to mind But Mrs. Ledger was an actress, of the darkest kind Since the men were drifters, Mrs. Ledger was aware No one would ever miss them, no one would give a care If they disappeared, obviously, they had just moved on It never seemed that strange, they’d simply come and gone Mrs. Ledger had a specialty, it was her Irish Stew Filled with beef and vegetables, all of which she grew With special spices, herbs and broth, it sure was quite the stuff! The men they loved it, they gulped it down, they could never get enough And when the men got
Do you have the following in your room??? Condo​ms?​ um, no. Tampo​ns?​ nope - they're in the bathroom. More than 6 pairs​ of shoes​?​ definately. like 20 pairs of flipflops alone. Ipod?​/​mp3 playe​r?​ yes. Pictu​re of you and your best frien​d?​ yep. Pictu​re of you and your ex? no. ew. Dishe​s?​ no never. What color​ are your curta​ins?​ i have john deere curtains! Plays​tatio​n?​ livingroom. i take it to my room to play guitar hero sometimes. Anima​ls?​ ew. no. Naugh​ty video​s?​ nope. Bible​?​ somewhere. Dress​er?​ yeah. Compu​ter?​ YEAH BUT IT BLEW UP!! [power surge. ugh. 439 songs gone!] Pictu​res?​ soo manyy. Mirro​r?​ yeah. Skate​board​?​ nope
"the Bucket"
"The Bucket" We all have dreams in buckets, we carry them around Sometimes we need a helping hand, to get them off the ground I'll be Jack if you'll be Jill, I know we can't fall down... Cause you're the sweetest dream I've even found. Our love is like that bucket, carried up that hill. With steady hands and careful steps, we know that it won't spill. And life is like the hill itself, it's sometimes hard to scale. But easier with two to hold the pail. And sometimes we'll get weary, as time will surely tell, But straight and true we'll go on, heading for that well. Yes my girl we'll make it, just you wait and see. And we'll fill that bucket up with dreams, of all our life will be. We all have dreams in buckets, we carry them around... Copyright Steve Santini. All rights reserved.
01.08.09 - The Beatles - Something
SONG VERSION BELOW Beatles - Something In The Way She Moves - Abbey Road.mp3 - LYRICS BELOW Something in the way she moves Attracts me like no other lover Something in the way she woos me I don't want to leave her now You know I believe and how Somewhere in her smile she knows That I don't need no other lover Something in her style that shows me I don't want to leave her now You know I believe and how You're asking me will my love grow I don't know, I don't know You stick around and it may show I don't know, I don't know Something in the way she knows And all I have to do is think of her Something in the things she shows me I don't want to leave her now You know I believe and how
"the Ball."
The Ball The questions stay unasked, while we hide behind our masks And the orchestra strikes up for one more tune I hold you close and then we step the steps we know so well Two faceless strangers waltzing through the room Keeping time we’re doing fine, or so we’d like to think While the others stop to take a rest, or pause to get a drink But still on we dance, we move as one, and never miss a beat Never tripping on your gown or you stepping on my feet We are grace and motion personified, a gentle flowing stream Two glowing stars that shine the brightest, Galilleo’s dream The golden pair, that stand above the guests here at The Ball So synchronized we fail to see the folly of it all True we move, as a summer breeze, that whispers through your hair But there is something not quite right about this couple dancing there The ones that seem to never tire and always keep the pace Still wear the masks and do their best to always shield their face Yes, the steps are
[the Big-o]
I'm on lunch waiting for noodles to finish so I'll make this quick How the HELL am I supposed to go back to work with all this excitement? It's my birthday, our president is NOT George W. Bush (and Mr. Obama delivered a knockout speach) and I'm just coming down from a 3 day weekend. Seriously... productivity is going to be nill today.
[the Blues]
I was gonna tell you all the details of a horrible day of feeling trapped in this hellhole city, being investigated and scrutinized for a crime I didn't committ and having that fuck up your life being single Not being at the point you want to be in your life. Having fuckwit morons ask too much of you and then judge you for not delivering their unreasonable wishes. But my brother pretty much put it all into perspective and really helped me out. Just gotta remember that oath to endure. I'll be fine.
~the Brat's Creed~
If I like it, it's mine.If I think it's mine, it's mine.If I want it, it's mine.If I saw it first, it's mine.If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine.If I can take it away from you, it's mine.If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.If it's in my hand, it's mine.If it's in my mouth, it's mine.If it just looks like mine, it's mine.If you even so much as think of it, it's mine.If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.If it's mine it will never belong to anyone else no matter what.If we are building something together, all the pieces are mine.If you show me anything, then it's mine.If you go out and buy something, then show it to me, it's mine.If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.If it belongs to a lover of mine, it's mine.If it looks like mine, it's mine.If it's broken, then it's yours.....
~the Best Friend~
~The Best Friend~             Karen had a phone call on Sunday morning from her Aunt telling her that her best friend moved back from Las Vegas. Karen hadn't seen Joe since middle school. On Monday Karen decided to go over to Joe's house to pay him a visit. Back in middle school Karen and Joe were very close, He was her first kiss. As Karen pulled up to the light blue country home she remembered the last time she was at this house. It was almost 15yrs ago, after Joe's older brother Frank died in a terrible car accident. Karen got out of the car and walked up the porch steps, she could hear Joe's mother yelling for Joe already. Karen knocked on the door, Joe's mom answered the door, she was a beautiful woman in her mid 60's by now, her hair all pulled back in a tight bun. She told Karen Joe would be down in a few minutes, that she could wait in the living room for him. A few minutes later, Joe came down the stairs and Karen caught a glimpse of him, He was thin, his hair freshly cut and
[the Best Part Of Waking Up]
ask me about the last 12 hours- no really, go ahead.Between one of my cousins mouthing off unantagonized and me having to once again check it, ANOTHER dream about running from my ex and friends betraying me, and my dog waking me up incessently (I insist on starting the day with a good dream so I keep goin back to bed, specially my days off) and then PISSING ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR WITH A GIANT FUCKING CIRCUMFERENCE yeahI'm gonna be a little pissed off- so I jump out of bed and yell at her to stop- it scares her into pissing harder, I splash into piss and actually slosh it into my eye- its acidic, its also now extra scented cuz she's scared, so I bop her a couple and threw her ass out.My alarm goes off 3 minutes after that.Three fucking minutes and I would've took her out and not spent the last fucking thirty on cleaning a GIANT piss puddle with an extra hint of ass juice and amonia from her scent gland.So I threw out a pair of my socks, washed my eye repeatedly and have now put the third c
"the Bay Window" - An Erotic Story Written By Yours Truly.
I'm staring out the window of the airplane as I barely realize that the airplane is landing at our local, but still very distant airport on this clear and beautiful moonlit night. I'm so distratced that the flight attendant reminds me to prepare for landing. A fairly long business trip has finally ended for me, one which has felt much longer as we've been apart the entire time. Two very long weeks have passed since we were together last Amy. We both have careers where we're apart for as much as a week at a time but this is the longest we've ever been apart. Our passion for each other only seems to increase when we're apart, and my passion for you is now unbelievable Amy, and my passion for you is now undeniable. I've missed your kind words and your gentle nature. I've missed the soft touch of your embrace. I've missed touching you softly. I've dreamed of you every night, and I've daydreamed about you every day. I'm finally coming home to you Amy, and I can only think of you ... from th
*~*the Big Girls Next Door & Foxxxy Nylas Birthday Bash*~*
"the Beginning..." Free Mixtape & Previous Album
Because myspace does not allow links coming from it and let you go out you have to try and open a new window or tab in your browser and copy the URL and paste it. If that does not work then i really hate the fuckin internet. Try the links in order till you get the album at least. Artist: KhaozLabel: Bad Mental Health Entertainment/Infektion RekordzAlbum: THe Beginning...(Mixtape)1. The Intro for the Intro1. The Beginning...(Khaotik)2. Hurt3. Alone in the World4. The Killing Season (Original Halloween Mix)5. Grip on Life (Feat. ShortFuze)6. Dont Be Hatin' (Feat Apakalypze)7. DJ DizFunKtioNalE8. Grip on Life (Feat. ShortFuze) (Slow Mix)9. The Killing Season (Alternate Mix)10. Dont Be Hatin' (Feat. Apakalypze) (Wicked Remix)11. A Hate Song (Feat. Khaoz)12. Dance to the Underground13. Reborn (Draft)14. Welcome
"the Best Man That I Knew"
The best man that I ever knewMet him back around the year of ninety-twoHe was an older gentleman I would sayCould have been around the age of sixty-eightAs I sat and talk to him, mostly of his life and the things he could doI knew that he was the best man I ever knewHe spent most of his life serving his country trueDoing his best at what he had to doHe went to war and return aliveWishing that more came home and hadn’t diedOnce he set his mind on what he wanted to doThere was nothing to stop him, not even you.I grew to know him as a great friendBut now as a granddad more as back thenNow he is gone and laid to restMe with no regrets cause I knew him as the bestIn Loving Memory, Granddaddy Riddle (1922-2009)
"the Break Up"
Have you ever woke up blind?Unable to see inside,the truth that really lies in someone.Caught up because you think you're in love.But that's not what it is, now is it? In reality, you're grasping and clinging,trying to hang on to the side of the mountain without falling.Nobody wants to hit the rocks below.But sometimes that deathblow opens your mind to a calling.She's not perfect.What the fuck is wrong with you?A clear head is something you could never do.We are fallible creatures, we're all meant to lose.Evolutionary process? Probably not. Losers are pre-destined.Two options for this one, Mister Problem Solver:Think with your cock.Think with your blocked mind.Think it's about time you turned away from the sky.Put your boots back on the groundThe clock says the march is on again.Up hill, up stream, against the wind.Whatever could stop you will probably try.Any fear you have will probably dieonce you confront it.Put it in a box and shove it under the bed.When you're stuck inside your he
*~*the Big Girls Next Door Meet & Greet*~* 6/5
*~*The Big Girls Next Door Meet & Greet*~* Saturday June 5th 2010 Doors open @ 7 p.m. til 3 a.m. The Hideout Bar 3304 West Chain of Rocks Rd. Granite City, Il. 62040 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. No Cover After 9 p.m $ 5.00 cover The Band "Guilty Pleasures" will be on stage Couples and Singles are welcome! for more information contact or Send a text 314-632-6185 The Hideout is located at the corner of west chain of rocks road and route 3 , right off of interstate 270 on the east side.
#5 The Butterfly Effect
In one scene in this movie, our hero must convince a religious cell mate in prison that he has just experienced 'stigmata'. In order to achieve this, he jumps back in time to when he was a child, skewers his hands on two metal spikes and having changed history, jumps back to the present. The previously skeptical cell-mate witnesses the scars appear on his hands and is convinced that he has just witnessed something miraculous.   If this actually happened then he would have changed history so that those scars would always have been there since that time he made them. When he arrived back in the present, as far as the cell mate would have been concerned, those scars always would have been there.   Someone hasn't thought this through.
The4 Ballad Of Jayne (l.a. Guns)
The Ballad Of Jayne She was always something special Diamond shining bright in the rain Everybody dreams of angels No-one would ever know How much I love you so Now it all seems funny, kinda like a dream Things ain’t always what they seem What a shame, what happened today You were always on my mind Shine like summer days in the sun Slowly wishes turn to sadness Time don’t heal a broken gun I wish I never let you go Even now I just want you to know That it all seems funny, kinda like a dream Things ain’t always what they seem What a shame, what happened today Now she’s breaking hearts in heaven Shining bright in the sky I still hear her voice in the wind 
"the Bible Is Not Outdated"
People say that the Bible is antiquaited and doesn't apply to todays world. Yet, every blog I've written involves a modern day problem and/or circumstance and is followed by a Bible verse or has Bible verses scattered through out the blog that applies to each circumstance. The details of those problems may have changed and evolved through the centuries. But the salutions are still the same(in other words, the "topics" people hide the root "issue" behind may have changed. But the issues, themselves have remained the same. Therefor, so have the solutions) and can still be found in the same place. For example, I mentioned "war" in a previous blog and how people blame war on the fact that most of them are fought in the name of religion. However, when you really go back and think about it, those wars really weren't about religion. Religion is just the topic- a reason to hide behind to justify the root cause of war.(or to put it bluntly-An excuse) And that root cause is the greed and corrupt
"the Chain" By Fleetwood Mac
Listen to the wind blow Watch the sun rise Run in the shadows Damn your love Damn your lies And if You don't love me now You will never love me again I can still hear you saying You would never break the chain. List to the wind blow Down comes the night Run in the shadows Damn your love Damn your lies Break the silence Damn the dark Damn the light And if You don't love me now You will never love me again I can still hear you saying You would never break the chain.
"the Criteria Of Emotional Maturity"
"The Criteria of Emotional Maturity" by William C. Menninger, M.D. The ability to deal constructively with reality. The capacity to adapt to change. A relative freedom from symptoms that are produced by tensions and anxieties. The capacity to find more satisfaction in giving than receiving. The capacity to relate to other people in a consistent manner with mutual satisfaction and helpfulness. The capacity to sublimate, to direct one's instinctive hostile energy into creative and constructive outlets. The capacity to love.
"the Cable Guy"
"The Cable Guy" Finally, the last stop on the route for today. He had been installing cable TV for people all day, and was glad the shift was about over. One more stop, that was all. And it should be easy; just a simple hook up in a bedroom. He knocked on the door, and a stunning brunette answered it. But he could tell this was going to be different. She was obviously not in a good mood, and did not at all seem interested in seeing him. But god, she was amazing! He introduced himself, telling her he was here to put a cable in her bedroom. She shrugged, and showed him to the room, pointing to the dresser that her husband wanted the TV on. He could not help but ask, why, with such a beautiful wife, her husband wanted a TV in the bedroom. She could only scowl, and call her husband a few choice names. She left the room, and he continued with his work. He ran the cable, hooked it up and tested it. All the while, all he could think about was how gorgeous she was. Now it was time to r
~~the Clintons At It Again~~
You really should be sitting down when you read this one Gold Star Mothers (G.S.M.)is an organization made up of women whose sons were killed in military combat during service in the United States Armed Forces. Recently a delegation of New York State Gold Star Mothers made a trip to Washington D.C., to discuss various concerns with their elected Representatives. According to published reports, there was only one politician who refused to meet with these ladies. Can you guess which politician that might be? Was it New York Senator Charles Schumer? Nope, he met with them. Try again. Do you know anyone serving in the Senate who has never showed anything but contempt for our military? Do you happen to know the name of any politician in Washington who's husband once wrote of his loathing for the military? Now you're getting warm! You got it! None other than the Queen herself, Hillary Rotten Clinton! She refused repeated requests to m
~the Cowboy Way~
~~the Clintons~~
Labrador Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said, "Bill, I have a great idea! I know how we can win back middle America and secure my presidential victory in 2008". "Great, but how so you propose we go about that?", asked Bill. "Well", Hillary responds, "We'll go down to a local Wal-Mart, get some cheezy clothes and shoes like most middle Americans wear and then we'll stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador. When we look the part we'll go to a nice old country bar in Iowa and we'll show them that we really enjoy the countryside and show admiration and respect for the hard working people living there." A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite Labrador at heel, they set off from New York in a westerly direction. Eventually they arrived at just the place they were looking for. With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They step up to the bar and the bartender takes a step back and says, "Aren't you Bill and Hillary
"the Cauldron"
"The Cauldron" As I stand above my cauldron, Dropping in precious herbs, Chanting the healing incantations calling for love and guidance. Watching it now bubble As I add in the rose petals I ask for Her grace and beauty To add to my Magick being done this day. The smoke of my incense Is twirling around me. The flames of my candles Dance in celebration. Now it is time, to seal the spell. A smile, a joy for a finished deed, A circle still sealed protecting me, Glance to the heavens... "so mote it be!"
"the Cop On The Horse" Lol
Cop on a Horse There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. Nice bike, the cop said, did Santa bring it to you? Yep, the little boy said, he sure did! The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it. To go along with the cop, the little boy said, Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you? Yes, He sure did, said the cop. The little boy looked up at the cop and said, Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top. MyHotComments / HotFreeLayouts
7 The Calisthenics - Starting Resistance
When I talked about calisthenics there were three exercises that I brought up that I’ve applied the term “a girls best friend” to. Those exercises are squats, lunges and toe raises. If there is any one place where women usually want to improve it is their buns and legs. These three exercises do a multitude of good things and because of that, they have a tendency to be on the difficult side. With the squat you stand with your legs about shoulder width apart (you can adjust that when you start doing them) and lower yourself until the tops of your thighs are parallel with the floor and then push back up to standing. There are a lot of variations that can be applied to this but for now we’ll stay basic. This exercise will stress the quadriceps (front of the thighs), hamstrings (back of the thighs), calves, ankles, feet, abdominals, glutes and hips. That’s a lot of benefit from one exercise. I recommend starting with three sets of ten repetitions on all of these and then increase
2. The Craftsman's Psalm
II. The Craftsman's Psalm "I wrote once Of facts and figures I wrote once on space And time My mind, my mind It spurred on millions My voice changed the Very shape of time." The Poet spoke, his pen irate "What is this story? No will, no hate? Why are you among us all You speak not of sin Of math, not faults!" The Craftsman wiped the regret off his thick mustache And stared at the Poet, his feelings clearly Stuck Between Hesitation and Penitence. "Yes, I dreamed in numbers Spoke facts and figures The theories of bigger Bigger scope than man deserved A handle on energy and time How absurd! For it is inevitable in the end Whatever those dreaming Craftsmen sod Mankind only dreams of war and blood My facts and figures Became broken backs and charred pillars! My theories and ideas My time, my pity What is Science to man When he uses it to raze cities?!" The Poet blinked in newfound horror At the Craftsman's Psalm: "You mean to say-" "Yes, I built the B
~~the Clintons And The Interns~~
They are still looking for potential applicants! And they don't care who "blows" in.....woot woot...
!!!!!the Chamber Of Blue Flames!!!!!
(This is blog I copying and pasting from my xanga journal and I have it copyright protected, so even though ou can copy and paste I would nto suggest it, since all my writign word for word is protected, and yeah i may have few tpos but it happens) Wednesday, May 02, 2007 !!!!!The Chamber of Blue Flames!!!!! current mood: (bummed) and a mixture of not depression but a feeling as to you feel you are no existant in the world anymore. Hey everyone, I have not been in here in coupl days, lately just have not been myself. I have honestly had alot on the mind lately. I question existances so many times, like for example why the hell am I here in this stupid time dimension, I do not fit in this world. With the crap that happens to me in this life time I feel this journal is the only hing that will help to comfort me, and help me feel someone sane(not sure on typing) or not. I mean I have already lost so much in this stupid life not even funny, I mean we make friends here and th
~the Call~
The air was unsettled tonight: still all around her, yet the trees were swaying constantly. And she could hear his voice in the thunder, see his face in the mist. Had she perhaps stirred something best left to its slumber? Gathering her anthame and cauldron into her satchel and snuffing out the candles before including them in her pack, Leighondra left her circle of stone and walked brusquely back to her apartment. A cry from a bird of prey caused her to stop and look to the tree to her right where a Peregrin falcon dined on a field mouse. Strange, she thought, falcons don't hunt at night. "But I do..." Leighondra gasped, turning sharply and unsheathing the katana under her cloak. No one there. Sighing, shaking her head, she sheathed the blade and continued on the forest path. Foolish to think her one Working could've called anything that powerful.Yet she couldn't help but feel something- someone- trailing phantom nails across her skin as she drew her cloak e
56-the Crush
Sparks fly from inside Can't quite remember Was it in her eye Or just a long winter Losing sleep daily Elephants on my chest Vision lost clearly Here comes THE CRUSH Singing like a fool Dancing in the street It kicks like a mule Knocks you off ur feet Sky is a little more blue Rain is heaven blessed Nothing more to do Here comes THE CRUSH Thoughts collide Memories skip Like the rising tide The blush of her lips Painted shades of green In tiny hands a heart will bust What remains unseen Here comes THE CRUSH
~ The Carpenters - Close To You ~
~ The Carpenters - We've Only Just Begun ~
~ The Carpenters - I Won't Last A Day Without You ~
~ The Carpenters - Rainy Days And Mondays ~
~ The Carpenters - Top Of The World ~
#7 The Charioteer/warrior
#7's The Charioteer / Warrior )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( )o( If your birth number is a 7, then your Tarot Card Association is the Charioteer. ***Characteristics: If you are using your energy in a positive manner, you are Energetic, Outgoing and Positive. You have the ability to conquer whatever challenges you may face. You are a Self- Starter and a Go-Getter. You are Self-Motivated and a good Competitor. ***Traits associated with the use of Negative Energy: If you are using your energy in a negative fashion, you may exhibit Imbalance, Uncontrolled Emotions, and You may make Hasty Decisions. You may Fail to Face Reality. You may be Unsuccessful no matter how hard you try. You may show Little or No Compassion or Tenderness. ***Actions which may block Positive Energy: Having a Fear of Failure. Feeling as if there is no point to accomplishing goals and objectives. Believing that you have not ever accomplished anything or that you e
~~~~~the Claiming Of You~~~~~~~
You expect my Tender Love for you at Night and have felt my Morning Desire for your as Sun's Rising, but you have not seen what the Mid-day brings....It is the Taking of What is Mine. You go about your day blissful in knowing your schedule and all that is required of you. You are satisfied with knowing your routine, but you have not yet seen mine. As you move about in your comfort zone I arrive, unannounced, unexpected, caring not what you are wearing or even if your body has felt the cleansing caress of a morning shower or bath. I am determined in purpose to Take you without words spoken...driven forward by the desire and passion your last kiss left within me like a slow burning ember needing only my complete thoughts of you to manifest it into a Intense Raw Passion that can only be quenched one way.....Taking you...claiming what is mine. I enter without words, intent with the stare that is already undressing you as I approach, you in and instant know what I am think
9/11: The Conspiracy Files
9/11: The Conspiracy Files We all know what happened on 9/11, the day the world changed. Or do we? THE CONSPIRACY FILES 9/11: The Conspiracy Files Sunday 18 February 2007 Programme preview Conspiracy theorists at heart The 9/11 conspiracy movement Q&A: What really happened Timeline: 9/11 The Conspiracy Files investigates the growing number of conspiracy theories surrounding the 9/11 attacks. RE: Emergency Official Witnessed Dead Bodies In WTC 7 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 23 Jun 2008, 12:50 Emergency Official Witnessed Dead Bodies In WTC 7 Exclusive video of emergency official Barry Jennings discussing explosions inside WTC 7 before either of the twin towers had collapsed and having to step over dead bodies of victims as he attempted to vacate the building has been released for the first time. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/june2008/062308_dead_bodies. htmIncredibly some believe the
- The Candidate Of Change Went With The Status Quo.
- The candidate of change went with the status quo. In picking Sen. Joe Biden to be his running mate, Barack Obama sought to shore up his weakness - inexperience in office and on foreign policy - rather than underscore his strength as a new-generation candidate defying political conventions. He picked a 35-year veteran of the Senate - the ultimate insider - rather than a candidate from outside Washington, such as Govs. Tim Kaine of Virginia or Kathleen Sebelius of Kansas; or from outside his party, such as Sen. Chuck Hagel of Nebraska; or from outside the mostly white male club of vice presidential candidates. Hillary Rodham Clinton didn't even make his short list. The picks say something profound about Obama: For all his self-confidence, the 47-year-old Illinois senator worried that he couldn't beat Republican John McCain without help from a seasoned politician willing to attack. The Biden selection is the next logistical step in an Obama campaign that has become more negativ
12.01.08 - The Calling - Wherever You Will Go
SONG VERSION BELOW Wherever You Will Go - The Calling VIDEO VERSION BELOW Wherever You Will Go - The Calling LYRICS BELOW So lately, been wondering Who will be there to take my place When I'm gone you'll need love to light the shadows on your face If a great wave shall fall and fall upon us all Then between the sand and stone could you make it on your own. CHORUS: If I could, then I would I'll go wherever you will go Way up high or down low, I'll go wherever you will go And maybe, I'll find out A way to make it back someday To watch you, to guide you, through the darkest of your days If a great wave shall fall and fall upon us all Well then I hope there's someone out there who can bring me back to you CHORUS If I could, then I would I'll go wherever you will go Way up high or down low, I'll go wherever you will go Run away with my heart Run away with my hope Run away with my love I know now, just quite how My life and love
"the Coffee Maker"
“The Coffee Maker” Never could I have imagined In my wildest, twisted dreams That a hellish evil would look as meek As a simple coffee machine A basic tool made out of glass, And molded plastic parts Would fill me with a fear so deep And chill my beating heart It started in the mildest way All innocent at first At the office Friday was my day To do the job I felt was worst I had to clean that coffee maker That would soon bring with it strife The simple coffee maker That would try to take my life I admit it now, I often cheated I never cleaned it through And I never scrubbed the plate that heated But the coffee maker knew And all the months of my neglect Percolated into rage As the coffee maker planned my death For I had set the stage The very first time it made it’s play I thought I’d lost my mind That day my cup was bitter When all others were just fine Yes, I asked around the office About that bitter flavor All said their joe was wond
"the Ceiling Of My Debris"
Culminating in the ceiling of my debris. She churns out the language of disgust. Well coordinated, directly at my chest. Fearful, she be not, to her consequences. The payoff is, a trifecta of somothered love. Who cares about my missing knees. I do, for it is, "The Ceiling Of My Debris. warmerthan (c) 2003
*the Currents*
The air is visible around you, rising up and off your lips in slow currentsAnd i watch as your face is framed in its slow currentsDrifting curls a trailing pathA long drag becomes a dress of blue and ashIf it is born in flames then we should let it burnBurn as brightly as we canAnd if its gotta end then let it end in flamesLet it burn all the way downIf it is born in flames then we should let it burnBurn as brightly as we canAnd if its gotta end then let it end in flamesLet it burn all the way down, all the way downAnd if this is ever meant to end, then i hope it ends where it beganSo hot with love, we burned our handsIf this is ever meant to end, then i hope it ends where it beganSo hot with love, it burns our handsIf it is born in flames then we should let it burnBurn as brightly as we canIf its gotta end then let it end in flamesLet it burn, let it burnIf its gotta end let it burnIf its gotta end let it burnIt ends where it began, so hot with love, it burns our hands
"the Coat Hanger"
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small daughter was very sick with a fever.   She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication.   She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car.   She didn't know what to do, so she called home and told the baby sitter what had happened.   The baby sitter told her that the fever was getting worse. She said, "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door."   The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been left on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time had locked their keys in their car.   She looked at the hanger and said, "I don't know how to use this."   She bowed her head and asked God to send her help.   Within five minutes a beat up old motor cycle pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head.   The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help m
"the Curse" Lyrics I Have Been Tryin To Work On
"the Chase"
The moment left them breathless.A beautiful couple, they locked fingers and touched togetherpalms of two hands, one belonging to him and one to her. He was sure that she returned as much as he gave.Her dark, yet loving eyes said so.Raindrops fell around the two, glowing in the lights that moved around them with the quickness of several lightning strikes.“Tonight is our night,” he told her. She replied with a warm smile.A rounded tear slid down her cheekand he was afraid that denial had set in.That worried look must have clicked in her mind, as she assured him that she was fine.Her voice quivered when she let go of the words “just a little confused”.That simple notion brought him to tears.“Do you think you could live without me?” he asked her. “I’m not sure,” she said with a deep sob. She leaned in and kissed him.He tasted the salty tears that her lips had absorbed.It was nice, probably the best since the first time.They stared at on
[the Commander Needs You]
Working on my next paint schemenothing too ambitious, I don't even know if this will be my first MG paint job.Anyway I was playing in GIMP (think free photoshop) And I want to do an homage to my Kampfer from Gundam Crossfire.This is what I have so far.   He is missing a LOT.Like... Zeon Crosses, probably one shade darker of grey (I started based on tamiya primer grey) and a buttload of weathering.My usual payload was a Gouf shield, and a rakketen baz. (You could only carry one primary weapon in the game despite the Kampfer having ... 90?)The main differences is just a swap of the blue-green for weathered primer and the yellow cups and trim are red on the assault mod.Ohand I want symmetrical shoulder spikes.... which may result in buying metal spikes or recasting.Suggestions, comments, concerns always welcome.
"the Creation Of Loves Demise, Or The "big Bang" Theory"
To be held at night, to be touched, to be wanted, a kiss... Lips; smooth and full of passion... tender, and warm. A gasp... Hair in my fingers, stars in her eyes, skin;, a caress... Two souls hungry for the one thing which satisfies their appetites, each attempting to devour the other searching for fullness. Time standing still while we hold on to the few moments of our lives that become the memories of our lives. Tears in our eyes, while we realize the unfathomable depths of our love, the heat of our passion is not only our one desire but our eventual demise.
Discount Ceramic Floor Tiles on Atlanta retail stores have brilliant and durable designs to choose from. They also have thousands of hardwood floors, laminated tiles, vinyl, ceramic and even porcelain tiles. Ones own stone or possibly ceramic tiles are perfect for rather busy kitchen body's. They are safe and need only least cleaning. Ones own impressive high-quality efficiently shows the frequent trademark in discount tiles on Atlanta through reliability and sweetness. The coming in supply of natural stone products like cesar stone can be found in San antonio. This is the reason how come tiles from San antonio are much coveted to clearly define the real sophistication of Ceramic Floor Tiles on residential or commercial buildings in the area. The wood and laminate flooring industry on Dallas is without a doubt prolific and even promising. Considering the enormous method of obtaining natural stone information in this area, large numbers of entrepreneurs stick to the wood and
˙·• ♥ •·the Candy With The Little Hole˙·• ♥ •·
The Candy With The Little HoleA teacher performed an experiment in taste identity . . . You have to lovelittle kids.The children began to identify the Lifesavor flavors by their color:Red....................CherryYellow.................LemonGreen..................LimeOrange ..............OrangeFinally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.None of the children could identify the honey taste.The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother maysometimes call your father.'One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Ohmy God! They're ass-holes!The teacher really had to "leave the room* in a hurry... LOL
....the Call.
‎"Of all the things you can do in this world, of all the tasks...there is only one thing that is God-like......being a loving parent. Be the patient teacher, the forgiving tutor, and the sympathetic friend....achieve this..and you will accomplish what Kings can only dream of doing" ~The lost diary pages.
The The Cheap Tablet Counteroffensives War Fully Started Ipad Is Facing A Number Of Challenges.
Beijing on March 13, according to foreign media reports, with more and more cheap fundas ipad 2 tablet PCs began to enter the market, the prospects for full-size tablet PC market once dominated by Apple seems to have begun to gradually become blurred. In this regard, the long-term "Time" magazine writer Tim - dam Jierui Lin (Tim Bajarin) has written that, the counteroffensives war of the cheap tablet PC has fully started, even after combined user subscription subsidy model may The full-size tablet PC market disruptive impact The following is the main content of the articleTwo weeks ago, I received a company called "D2" the company sent me a news release, the company has just released a 7-inch tablet equipped with Android 4.1 system, the product has 16GB of storage space, and equipped with a micro SD card slot user-friendly in the future to expand the storage space, priced at only $ 89. The equipment will be March 1 through U.S. discount retailer Big Lots for sale exclusivel
[the Cooler]
Exciting weekend of baseball if you like blown saves, near misses, grand slams and heart attacks.Mostly heart attacks.Shhhhh I like this song.K.I finally pushed myself to finish my 1/100 Hi-Nu Gundam. (Pictured under plamo). I actually sanded it before I assembled, and... then I wound up disassembling most of it minutes after finishing.The plan is a 2-tone purple, ONE TINY body mod, some accent colors, and calling it a fucking month.I got this kit in December 2012, I probably let it sit on my table for 2 3 weeks untouched, and I'v not painted in a while.  I bought about $80 worth of paint. You get free shipping after $75, and I wanted to stock up for 2 or 3 projects.So there's a lot of lilac, black, white, metals, and red arriving. I think I even got some pink.... SHUT UP!There is pink... well... if I'm gonna do White Unicorn colors. Which, really, I cannot talk myself into. So ... frilly.I'm writing this blog to pass the time while I watch paint dryor at least primer.There was primer
“THE,…CROSS!”…The Cross, dear Lord,…I’ll take from Thee;Because Thy Cross,…has set me, Free.I’ll take it, from Thy,…nail-pierced Hands;The sign that You,…do understand!...Thy Crown, is Thy reward,…not dregs, nor dross;There’s no gain,…without a loss.Hence, why should I,…fear sorrow’s pall;Since Thou, has drunk,…wormwood, and gall?...And so, dear Lord,…I’ll follow Thee;No joy, save in,…Thy path, for me.For well, I know,…there’s not a pain;But, what has,…compensating Gain!...Your Friend, Mr. Bo-Jango!...

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