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911. Caller: You need to get here now! I need protection! He's going to kill me! What's your address and who's going to kill you? caller: *** ** **** **. My dad. He's on his way home to kill me. Madison to 309. Go ahead, Madison. I've got a caller on the line who advised her father is 51 to the residence to kill her. How old is she, Madison? How old are you? Caller: I'm 16. Please hurry! I need protection! He's going to kill me. Madison to 309. Go ahead, Madison. Caller advised she's 16. I'll be 51. So, why do you feel your father is going to kill you? I mean, what's going on? Caller: My mother found me in my room. Okay...and the significance..? Caller: Well, she found me with someone. Who'd she find you with? Caller: Well, she found me with my boyfriend. Oh, so, you don't actually believe your father is going to kill you, right? Caller: He's mad! You don't understand. I need protection. I have an officer en route to your residence at this time. Caller: Well, he isn't actually going to kill me, but he's very mad. I need protection. I need someone to give me a ride somewhere to get away. So, you don't actually fear that he's going to kill you. You merely fear that he's going to discipline you, right? Caller: Yes! He's very mad! I need protection. Madison to 309. Go ahead, Madison. Caller has just advised that she no longer fears her father is going to kill her, but advised he is extremely upset and she fears he's going to discipline her. 10-4, Madison. I'll be 97. 10-4, 309. Several minutes go by... 309 to Madison. Go ahead, 309. I'll be 10-98. For the log, the father is going to handle this one. 10-4.
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