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So a few years back im doing some work on the homestead. This one room didnt have a telephone jack in it, so I figured would be a good idea to put one in there. Now anybody that has ever done this knows what could happen. I got the telephone line ran fine, went to splice it in. Here is where I lose my head. Keep in mind this phone had not rang ALL DAY. So I have two wires I am tryin to splice together, there came a point where truthfully I needed another hand. So in my infinite wisdom, I decided to place the ends of the wire in my mouth. So im holding between my teeth, working on the other stuff, and just at that moment the phone rings. If nobody has ever felt this before, lets just say its shocking. It shot me across the room. All I could do is sit and twitch. My dad with his wonderful grasp of the english language looked at me and laughed and said SON, you look like a coondog shitting pepper seeds. Needless to say I learned my lesson.
Only reason I bring this up tonight, my itty has been reminding me of it the last week, she finds much joy in my stupidity.
Love ya sweetie lol.
