Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God,please give me the strength to cross the river. Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me the tools to cross the river" Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this river." Poof! He was a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream and crossed over using the bridge.
Sorry chaps.....lol.... the heck I am!!!
