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They Call This Timberlake Bulge , Must Not Be A Full One, I Like The Kind That Test The Treads Of The Zipper And Peek Out Over The Belt "
They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha-ha By Napoleon Xiv
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk?? Well... You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind.. And.. They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!! They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!! You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT??? I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And.. They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa, They're coming to take me away, ho
They Were So Good Looking Then, Bon Jovi - This Ain`t A Love Song.
"(they Long To Be) Close To You" (as Recorded By The Carpenters)
Why do birds suddenly appearEverytime you are nearJust like me, they long to beClose to youWhy do stars fall down from the skyEverytime you walk byJust like me, they long to beClose to youOn the day that you were bornThe angels got togetherAnd decided to create a dream come trueSo they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of goldAnd starlight in your eyes of blueThat is why all the girls in townFollow you all aroundJust like me, they long to beClose to youAh, ah, ahOn the day that you were bornThe angels got togetherAnd decided to create a dream come trueSo they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of goldAnd starlight in your eyes of blueThat is why all the girls in townFollow you all aroundJust like me, they long to beClose to youJust like me, they long to beClose to youWaa, close to youWaa, close to youWaa, close to youWaa, close to you.
They Caugt His Ass
Bruce Shipkowski, Associated Press Writer, On Saturday March 20, 2010, 3:14 pm EDT WASHINGTON TOWNSHIP, N.J. (AP) -- A 16-year-old boy patronizing a Walmart store in southern New Jersey took over the public-address system and ordered black people to leave, angering customers and prompting company leaders to apologize, police said Saturday. Police said the boy, whose name is not being released because he is a juvenile, went on the intercom at Walmart's Washington Township store Sunday evening and calmly announced: "Attention, Walmart customers: All black people, leave the store now." The teen was arrested Friday on charges of harassment and bias intimidation. Authorities said he was released to the custody of his parents; they did not know whether he had a lawyer. "This was an extremely disturbing event on many levels," Gloucester County Prosecutor Sean Dalton said at a news conference. "Any statements like these that can cause harm or grave concern must be addressed as quickly we
They Are On Sale!
I gotta Man who makes me wanna kill.I gotta Man who makes me wanna die.I gotta Man who makes the devil pale.He makes my heart tick.
They Said So...
So I read some where that when you crush someone you should tell them. So here goes..............     .....................Hey I just crushed you.
They Call It Love
They Call it Love, they say it's good but then it hurts, as it should Because it's a lie, it's fake, untrue and in your heart I know u kno this I kno you do. a fantasy, of another time an outdated concept, and sometimes a crime so fall IN LOVE yes play the game, and when you lose it's all the same, we're all losers, we just don't see it, loves an addiction and we cannot release it. I say to hell with love, it's antiquated No longer jonezin no longer jaded, to hell with love, and then I cry I'll love you till...the day I die I LOVE YOU
They Always Remember Home. Do We Remember Them? Come See.
http://www.flashdemo.net/gallery/show.aspx?id=14   Check out this link, if doesnt go through copy and paste n Internet Addy line.
They Do Not Fight For Our Country In Vain, But Pride.
http://www.greatdanepromilitary.com/Battle%20Hymn/index.htm Come look at the faith we have in our youth. paste in addy bar.
They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse In Your Soul
  I'm your only friendI'm not your only friendBut I'm a little glowing friendBut really I'm not actually your friendBut I amBlue canary in the outlet by the light switchWho watches over youMake a little birdhouse in your soulNot to put too fine a point on itSay I'm the only bee in your bonnetMake a little birdhouse in your soulI have a secret to tellFrom my electrical wellIt's a simple message andI'm leaving out the whistles and bellsSo the room must listen to meFilibuster vigilantlyMy name is blue canaryOne note, spelled L-I-T-EMy story's infiniteLike the Longines SymphonetteIt doesn't restBlue canary in the outlet by the light switchWho watches over youMake a little birdhouse in your soulNot to put too fine a point on itSay I'm the only bee in your bonnetMake a little birdhouse in your soulI'm your only friendI'm not your only friendBut I'm a little glowing friendBut really I'm not actually your friendBut I amThere's a picture opposite meOf my primitive ancestryWhich
They Might Be Giants - Istanbul (not Constantinople)
Istanbul was ConstantinopleNow it's Istanbul, not ConstantinopleBeen a long time gone, ConstantinopleNow it's Turkish delight on a moonlit nightEvery gal in ConstantinopleLives in Istanbul, not ConstantinopleSo if you've a date in ConstantinopleShe'll be waiting in IstanbulEven old New York was once New AmsterdamWhy they changed it I can't sayPeople just liked it better that waySo take me back to ConstantinopleNo, you can't go back to ConstantinopleBeen a long time gone, ConstantinopleWhy did Constantinople get the works?That's nobody's business but the TurksIstanbul (Istanbul)Istanbul (Istanbul)Even old New York was once New AmsterdamWhy they changed it I can't sayPeople just liked it better that wayIstanbul was ConstantinopleNow it's Istanbul, not ConstantinopleBeen a long time gone, ConstantinopleWhy did Constantinople get the works?That's nobody's business but the TurksSo take me back to ConstantinopleNo, you can't go back to ConstantinopleBeen a long time gone, Cons
They Sure Can Find Me...
they say you can't fix stupid and boy are they right... conversation with a guy that messaged me on the plenty of fish dating website... keep in mind that his profile reads just like his messages. way to put yourself out there. maybe i'll post part of the profile at the bottom. just cuz it's that damn funny. enjoy! Subject: i kno ..... Me n u would b a very good combo Subject: RE:i kno ..... and how do you know this? Subject: RE:RE:i kno ..... Cuz look n the mirror ur finer thn a mother****er Subject: RE:RE:RE:i kno .....  really...does this work on other girls? i read your profile. or at least tried to. i'm not interested in a "getup" so try looking elsewhere. and btw...it's "know" not "kno" Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:i kno ..... Nice try at talkn sh*tur not2 good at it tho stick 2 the Lil****losers who r real good spellers baby Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:i kno ..... give up the pick up lines, "cuz ur not2 good at it." Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:i kno ..... Look baby I gotta 1
They Just Won't Stop...
I believe..... Current mood:  contemplative Category: Life My list of things I believe: -Tits are the greatest evolutionary advancement ever...ever -some people won't like you no matter how hard you try, so fuck 'em be yourself -cartoons can always cheer you up -red meat is not bad for you, blue-green meat is -marijuana should be legalized, packaged and taxed just like tobacco and liquor -everyone shold have at least one tattoo -chicks really do dig scars -"normal" people will always stare at your piercings -you NEVER go ass to mouth -more people need spell checkers -fire is neat, unless it's you that is on fire -Paris Hilton and Britney Spears need more media coverage -Beavis and Butthead spoke for an entire generation -most dictators in history were overachievers  I will add more as they come to me
2010: The Year Of Rice And Salt
Ten years ago …   Blood doesn’t come out of a turnip, but a turnip can come out of the ground.  The unexpected comes even when you take one day at a time, but it’s easier to deal with when you do.  When I do think about it, it does bother me that I have to scrimp and save just to keep a roof over my head and slightly above water.  My diet would probably frighten you; when I’ve got to pay bills, pay to please the pipers, there’s very little left to take care of myself.  Okay … where do I have the guts to cut?   I’m not as careful about who I pretend to be, so I become who I’m pretending to be.  Yes, I know I don’t have it so bad, but I’ve never heard of it being a crime to want better.  Feast or famine – my landlord Tony can relate to that, with his medical problems and lack of work as the month rolls on and the money’s not there to meet it.  Now Bruce, who’s still working, but not near enough to keep hi
They Twisted Me Like A Pretzel
Well I started my first session of Physical Therapy last night.  Yikes!  Those fuckers twisted me like a pretzel & now my back is hurting worse.  *wonders if I should have just got the injection shots*  But the therapist says it's gonna take time  soooo Imma hop on board with that * see where it takes me.....  I get to do some aquatic therapy on Friday in salt water even... it's such a smooth swim..... that I am looking  forward to.....  The PT guy is kinna hot too & really social & made me laugh.....  so this might be fun after all.....   Anyway that is all..  (h) some of ya  Have a great day & all that! peace baby   
They're Coming To Take Me Away Lyrics
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berzerk?Well, you left me anyhow and the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind. And They're coming to take me away Ha HaThey're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha hato the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coatsand they're coming to take me away ha haYou thought it was joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid, right? You know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad.And they're coming to take me away Ha HaThey're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha haTo the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toesThey're coming to take me away ha ha...I cooked your food, I cl
[they Bleep That Line On Tbs]
27 random questions 1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?Man, my hair is crazy this morning. 2. How much cash do you have on you? uuuh... $3? 3. What's your favorite word that rhymes with "DOOR?" Floor 4. Favorite planet?Urectum.   5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?Mom. 6. What is your favorite ring on your phone? I only have the one, and its always on silent.   7. What shirt are you wearing? I'm wearing 2. < 20 degree weather is the shit. Olive drab undershirt, longsleave baseball style black and grey (black sleaves and neck) 8. Do you "label" yourself?I'm a fuck-god. THE Fuck-god. And/or Great Destroyer. 9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?I'm not wearing them at the moment- but Converse Chuck Taylors, or as I would "name" them- "awesome Steve". 10. Bright or Dark Room? Fairly bright, my eyes are shit enough I don't need them getting worse when I'm on the compu
They Didn't Have The Green Thing Back Then
In the line at the store, the cashier told the older womanthat she should bring her own grocery bag because plastic bags weren'tgood for the environment..  The woman apologized to him and explained,"We didn't have the green thing back in my day."The clerk responded, "That's our problem today.  The former generationdid not care enough to save our environment."He was right, that generation didn't have the green thing in its day.Back then, they returned their milk bottles, soda bottles and beerbottles to the store.  The store sent them back to the plant to bewashed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottlesover and over.  So they really wererecycled.But they didn't have the green thing back in that customer's day.In her day, they walked up stairs, because they didn't have an escalatorin every store and office building. They walked to the grocery store anddidn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time they had to go twoblocks.But she was right. They didn't have th
They're Gonna Program Us!
So after Sunday school yesterday, Jeffrey rushed out of his class with the brochure passed out to all the classes that the preschoolers will be singing at second service for Mother’s Day.  He must have heard the word program and rejoiced with the phrase I used for today’s title, what sounded right to his three-going-on-four-going-on-twelve little mind, because he loves singing!  Martha and I still got a chuckle out of that this morning after he’d awakened from thirteen hours of sleep – he crashed on our couch at six thirty last night and I took him up to bed without him fighting me!  Sarah followed a few hours later, and I’d already taken about a two- hour nap myself over at Margaret’s house after we enjoyed burgers and hot dogs cooked on the grill for Breanna’s post-confirmation family party!      “To me faith knows that God is always there to listen to me and watch over me.  I know that he will always forgive me when I make mistakes
They Found Streaks That Could Be Caused From Water On Mars
 scientists have annouced today that they found "hints of water" on mars.   The discovery comes from the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter (MRO), which spotted slopes carved into the martian surface that appear to most likely have been created by the flow of liquid salt water. The slopes appear to change over the course of different seasons on Mars, suggesting that liquid water, if it exists at all, is only present in the Martian spring.   .In recent years, evidence has been mounting that Mars has icecaps of frozen water at its poles.There has been evidence in the past that water exists on mars but this is by far the most proof we have had yes we have found ice caps before..but these are much different than what we found then..These are highly seasonal scientists observed some growth by more than 200 meters [650 feet] in a matter of just two Earth months." The narrow streaks emerge only on slopes in the planet's warmest regions, and usually on the sides of craters facing the equator, w
Theyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy're Baaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!
beavis and butthead return to mtv in october..brand new episodes and modernized!!!!!!   click the link   http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/675057/beavis-and-butt-head-sdcc-11-sneak-peek.jhtml#id=1667713      
They're People Out There, That Truly Care... Thanks My Friend.
""Love is a Fabric which Never Fades, No Matter how Often it is Washed in the Water of Adversity and Grief."
They Live
They See Decertification North Face Parka
Discount North Face The league is suffering from missing a month's worth of games. While a group of seven player agents initially pushed for decertification and have been highly publicized, that group has grown recently primarily because of anger over how league officials continue to bargain. Players have already reduced their share of BRI significantly from the 57 percent in the last collective bargaining agreement and have agreed in principle to a laundry list of system items that would help the owners' cause. They see decertification North Face Parka as the last-gasp attempt to avoid being completely overrun in this process. While the number of players involved hardly indicates a likelihood that decertification should be seen as realistic just yet, it certainly could set the tone for Saturday's meeting. If the union leaders ignore this movement and look to strike a deal, the lockout could be over soon. Otherwise, the decertification damage might ensue. A day after hoisti
They Say
beauty that dont compare they say lovely eyes they say nice and sexy body they say i love your lips they say such a sexy voice they say so gorgous they say let me see more of you they say show me how naughty you can be they say     its what you DONT say that i pay attention to, and the amount of effort givin. i know your looking at the screen kinda puzzled right now  its becasue you must be one who "they say" lol 
They Keep Trying To Fuck Up My Hunting Trip
Well typically next week is the time I get away and go on a major killing spree of lil innocent animals...My plan on heading West for Elk fell thru when some damn French man decided to come to my lil corner of the Engineering world and learn a thing or two.....So what the hell, may as well stay in state and head south a few hours and take my sons at least for a few days out....Nope...Last night my Grandma had a stroke...soooooooooooooooooooooooo...no sleep I am exhausted..overly giddy today...no worries nor Im so sorry shit needed....She is fine...drools more than usual now...but nothing too bad....So I still plan on getting away for a day or two with my boys to kill some things....On the flip side of this...Happy Thanksgiving to all of you...I truly am thankful for you all putting up with my goofy and anal ways.....
They Say Writing About It Helps
as a black shell forms over my heart, and the light starts to fade,bloody tears fall.im afraid,is that a sign of something dying inside??or something growing cold and dark?when i look at things i dont see them as i used to,im afraid of this change,my heart is in a dark shell and seems not even i can get to it anymore,im starting to go through life not caring anymore,and the pain is slowly fading and from this im sure that its no longer reachable gone and lostthe things that used to excite me no longer do its more like 'hey look at that' and go on with my heartles life,i tried fighting it and it seemed like the shell got thicker and less cracks where the light use to shine out of
They Say Writing About It Helps
as i look in the mirror,my eyes have changed,theres no more light all you see is dark,all you see is pain.people ask me are you okay?i tell them "yeah i am fine" just to make them go away,even though i walk around hiding the the dark lightles new part of me.i use to be a people person now all i want to do is get away.something has come over me,a new change,im to the point where even i dont care about my emotions anymore,everyone else doesnt why should i??oh why did i have to meet you....
They Say Writing About It Helps
as a tear rolls down my cheek,i wonder if an angle falls when your out of hopeas a tear rolls down my cheek,i wonder if an angel falls when your out of dreamsas a tear rolls down my cheek,i wonder if an angel falls when your out of faithas a tear rolls down my cheek,i wonder how many angels have fallin because of meas a tear rolls down my cheek,i wonder if their are angles...
They Should Make A Barbie With No Hair
They should make a Barbie with no hair so every little girl fighting cancer can feel beautiful. That comes with a head scarf and donates the proceeds to the cancer foundation.
They Say. [poem]
They say we’re going too fast.Even so, we think we can last.We’ve got everything all figured out.We know it’s forever without a doubt. They say love is fictional.We think it’s critical. We want that happy ending.They told us stop pretending. Who knew they were right.I thought we were so bright.Who knew love could die.I thought all we had to do is try. I wish we could go back in time.When I was so lucky to call you mine.They told us there’d be fights.Who knew it’d be all we ever do at night.  I thought we were so amazing.But now we’re always hating.They never said we’d be bitter.I never thought I’d be a quitter.
They Say
when one door closes another one opens the past two years I've been workin at a place at first it was ok and over time it just got boring and not worth goin to work anymore knowing you have to deal with them or it anymore I guess you can call it a bad break up at the end you wanted different things and you're better off finding something that will make you happy so here I am ... with a new year almost upon us only 2 days away starting over sounds good so I'm startin over Happy New Years!
They're Sending Me Away
Sunday through Thursday I will be in Newnan, Ga. installing software updates and evaluating robot wrists for proper gear backlash. I will be replacing said wrists as needed. The following Sunday through Thursday, I will be in Thibodaux, La. evaluating a robot arm for repeatability issues. These things are often hard to pin down, and they weren't able to show me any problem when I was there a few months back. Then... and I was just told about this one... I'll be spending the next whole week in the Sacramento, Ca. area. installing a software update, installing and configuring a software option, and then greasing the same robot while training their maintenance department to do the same so they don't have to pay a shitton of money to have me come out again. That leaves one week of this month free to probably be filled with another trip. I'll have my elite flight status in no time.   If you see me online, it's because I'm bored to death in my hotel room.
They Come
They Come by Kenneth Matlock on Monday, March 19, 2012 at 2:44am Crawling Little creatures that sift through the dark Spineless little wormlings digging on to find their mark An enormous tastey morsel they have found deep inside Some poor old lost soul who has taken it's last ride Now that it is laid to rest I so do hope it did it's best For now the wormlings make a home deep within it's chest I hope it found it's place in life because it did in ground I hope it did not leave this world without making a sound We all want to see ourselves rise up to the top With most unflinching stride that simply will not stop Though it isn't clear if Worm Man made his claim Did he scorch the earth and with intelligence did maim Though, just remember now it doesn't matter what you do Because the wormlings come, they come for me and you. 
They Have To Learn
It's a crying shame that these Ladies nowadays know nothing about Romance..and I fault the Guys, because quite frankly none of them are Gentlemen enough to be Romantic..It puzzles me when I look around at society, and see where we came from..What's next!? I mean seriously you ladies are settling for that!? You should be ashamed of yourselves!!!! LOL
They're Self Proclaimed Hotties. Says It All, Really.
By being a member of the second alarm hotties I signify that 1.)I am a shallow, empty, “all about me “CUNT who only deals in superficiality 2.)My intelligence level is below that of an imbecile 3.)I have no desire to grow the fuck up and deal with reality 4.)As a result of my shallowness I will have a very hard time dealing with aging and will try to combat against it by getting breast implants and face lifts 5.)The world is a hell of a lot better off without people like me existing in it
They Call Me Naughty Lola
Genuine (?) Lonely Hearts Ads Posted Nov 25, 2007 Lonely Hearts Ads from 'They Call Me Naughty Lola'   Ads placed by men:   Bald, fat, short, and ugly male, 53, seeks short-sighted woman with tremendous sexual appetite. Shy, ugly man, fond of extended periods of self-pity, middle aged, flatulent and overweight, seeks the impossible. Mature gentleman, 62, aged well, noble grey looks, fit and active, sound mind and unfazed by the fickle demands of modern society … Damn it, I have to pee again. Unashamed triumphalist male for the past 46 years. Will I bore you? Probably. Do I care? Probably not. Bastard. Complete and utter. Whatever you do, don't reply -- you'll only regret it. I like my women the way I like my kebab. Found by surprise after a drunken night out, and covered in too much tahini. Before long I'll have discarded you on the pavement of life, but until then you're the perfect complement to a perfect evening. Man, 32. Rarely produces winning metaphors.
They Have It
While looking through some pictures on here I've come to a conclusion. Overweight people, some of them, have the one thing I wish I had about myself. Confidence. Not that I don't have ANY, but they don't care and will take pictures of pictures that they think are sexy when in reality they are just sticking their fat rolls out further. I'd love to be able to do that and not care. But...I do care.      Also, why do these really cute guys say they are "beautiful" or "sexy"....it's obvious they aren't. I mean come on..are they just trying to be nice? Yes I know that some guys are into over weight women, but still. I just don't get it.
They Do Nothing Therefore They Mean Nothing.
Let's stop letting people that do nothing for us have so much control in our lives..and let's not let our pity for them slow us down..some people are truly sad miserable souls..some are better at masking it than others..some use others to channel their misery..but we aren't the ones..not us..we rise to levels that take us beyond all this drama and bs..but see..sometimes we get sight of it and swoop down into the chaos..fly back out loved one..this isn't our world..our's is much greater.   "..we call 'em haters cause they hate without a reason/.." - Banned From Atlanta
They Face More And More Ugly
1, an old lady with her cat walking on the road, a man suddenly drove cat were killed.The man quickly stopped and said: "Sorry ma'am, I am willing to compensate you."Aunt: "That's great, you mouse to catch how to?"Dinner in a hotel checkout time proprietress said "seven or eight sixty-five close sixty, often come later."3, buy a bottle of beverage, bottle caps write again bottle. Find shops Exchange, the stores said Duijiang time has been. I saw Duijiang time to 2011, the date of manufacture in 2012. . Nyima. . .4, a few of us are talking about the hotel lunch today, how your meals, how to taste bad.At this time I do not know from where rushed over to Lao Li said: "If you eat today took me just fine.""How you and your boss are familiar with, you can offer these?" I asked."It is not, you do not want to eat the meals I can pack back to feed the dog ah."Yesterday this rain, especially, I want to make a Taxi stand by the roadside.Just my vantage when a child is probably the cream bad, to s
They Leaned On None More
ANNONAY, France -- Self-avowed "ex-doper" David Millar won Fridays stage of the Tour de France by leading a five-man breakaway, and said he hopes it helps fans believe that riders can win clean. Reggie Wayne Jersey . The Scottish rider won the 12th stage of the Tour as the race left the Alps on the longest stage this year, and his compatriot Bradley Wiggins kept the yellow jersey. Millars victory came exactly 45 years after Tom Simpson, the first Briton to wear the yellow jersey, died on the slopes of the daunting Mont Ventoux after using a lethal cocktail of amphetamines and alcohol. The 35-year-old Scotsman on the U.S. Garmin-Sharp team has for years been the pelotons most vocal critic of doping -- saying he learned hard lessons after "making a mess" of his life through drug use. The 226-kilometre ride from Saint-Jean-de-Maurienne to Annonay-Davezieux featured two big climbs, but did not change the top standings because Wiggins and his main rivals for the title finished together. Mil
They Want To Get Me....
they want to get me... my adventures are my own I don't have to lie they want to get me talking... my adventures are my own I walked the line they want to get me to stand still not say a word... my adventures are my own I don't have to lie they want to get me to laughing my adventures are my own.. they want to get me to lie so how will I be free of you ..... my adventures are my own... they don't understand me I do not care I do not care I'm free I'm free I have me... my adventures are my own... I don't have to lie.... I came clean and it's not to late I have the rest of my life...                                                                                 bY           Christine              I won't back down...                         
They Didnt Call It The Magical Wonderful World For Nothin.....
***The Disney Characters were ALL addicts. Just to point out a few: Snow White - if her name didnt give it away, her paranoia didDopey from the 7 dwarfs - .....enough said.Goofy - slurd speech, never could walk a straight line, and p*ss drunk.Donald Duck - speech impediment from all the hangovers and withdrawal would make ANYBODY a crab @ss.Daisy Duck - Only in a sour mood when Donald was around cause uhm, guess who was always using up her stash??Thumper - Big time crackhead. When his tail finally stops, so will his heart.Bambi - Not hard to figure out. Easily mislead, cant think for himself. Always wanted to be part of the crowd...yep....WEED.Flower - Hippy trapped in a skunks body.....hence the name....always sniffin around flower beds.....HUFFING KILLS.....Winnie The Pooh - Fiend to the MAX. Always got his paws in somebodys jar for somethin...Thats not HONEY he was always lickin at......Mickey Mouse - His ears had to make up for his other short comings. When he found out that Minnie
They Say
THEY SAY TO LET  ALL FEAR AND ANGER AND EMOTION  OUT BUT  THEY DONT SAY HOW  MUCH BULLSHIT U HAVE TAKE BEFORE U HAVE BRAKE POINT BEFORE U  HAVE TO LET OUT . THEY SAY U HAVE LET UR FEELING OUT  IT NOT GOOD HOLD IN .........  THEY SAY TO TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT IT  WELL WHEN U HAVE NOONE AROUND ALL U CAN DO IS HOLD IN TIL U HAVE TO  YELL AND CRY ...... THEY SAY NOT GIVE UP AND DONT LET ANYONE NOT GET TO U WELL THAT IS FULL SHIT BC U  HAVE  PPLE OUT THERE ARE TWO FACES AND LIER AND THEY WILL DOING ANYTHING TO RUN THERE MOUTH....
They Are James
..and this is 'Bubbles'.   Take an axe to your past To your family treeCarve a face from the woodAn effigyMake wings from the leavesHide from the barkKindling for the hairRose for his heartSomeone to draw you rightSomeone to catch the lightDraw the blue from the skies into his eyesCarve the lines on his faceA map of the raceJuice from the root of a beet for his skinSet the tidesof the bloodwith the pulse of the drumSomeone to draw you rightSomeone to catch the lightI'm aliveI'm aliveWash the boy in the streamSo tenderlyPress his lips to your lipsGive him your breathHe awakes with the weightof the vision he holdsSees the rent in timethrough which he must foldSomeone to draw you rightSomeone to catch the lightI'm aliveI'm alive...Stir the heart with a drumKiss smoke in his mouthShow him signs of a lifeThat's a whole lot betterAnd he calls down the rainTornadoes & hurricanesThere's a world in his veinsThat's a whole lot betterI'm aliveI'm alive...Fingers raised to the skyA snake for a s
They Treated Me Bad And It Would Be Understandable If One Day I Go To My Club
Liverpool striker Luis Suarez has again hinted that he wishes to move away from Anfield.Suarez is currently on international duty with Uruguay, but it does not seem to have stopped speculation about his future.liverpool jersey Hint Suarez told press: “It’s a good moment for a change of environment because of all I’ve been through in England, where I haven’t been judged as a player but based on other things.“I had a hard time, very hard, and the things that have been said are lies. One has limits and the family also suffers. It is nothing against Liverpool, on the contrary, I feel very comfortable at the club, but I have a daughter and I do not want to hear bad things about her father”He went on to say: I do not know when I’m going and I do not know if I’m staying. If I stay it is because it is a great club but also in turn I know that it is difficult because of the harassment I get from the press. “They treated me bad
They Treated Me Bad And It Would Be Understandable If One Day I Go To My Club
They treated me bad and it would be understandable if one day I go to my club 
They've Been Adopted Through The Very First
Popular Mod Outfits From the 1960sMod clothing just isn't defined by just a few particular clothes but these are some of the nicely known and iconic 1960s clothing that the majority Mods would have somewhere in their wardrobe.Desert BootsDesert Boots had been worn casually by 1960s Mods as they went well with each jeans as well as suits. They were normally a beige or light brown colour suede boot with two to 3 or occasionally 4 holes. The boot originated through the army desert boot but became stylish within the fifties and early 60s together with the Beatnik Culture. The Mods adopted the boots with branded versions being accessible from Clarks but other cheaper Maillot Espagne could be found from the Mods who had been ready to appear close to. Clarks re-introduced the Desert Boot inside their traditional selection just a couple of many years in the past.Bowling SneakersMods began sporting bowling footwear even ahead of nearly all bowling alleys had sprung up in England.
They Traded Their Only Other First-rou
SAN JOSE, Calif. -- The San Jose Sharks chose centre Tomas Hertl of the Czech Republic with the 17th pick in the first round of the NHL draft on Friday night. Hertl is only the second first-round pick made by the Sharks in the past five drafts. They traded their only other first-rounder, 2010 pick Charlie Coyle, to Minnesota during last years draft with 2005 first-rounder Devin Setoguchi and a 2011 first-rounder for defenceman Brent Burns. Hertl, 18, was rated as the fifth-best European skater in the draft by the NHL Central Scouting service. Hertl had 12 goals and 13 assists last season for Slavia Praha in the Czech league, along with a plus-9 rating and 22 penalty minutes. His coach at Slavia Praha was former NHL player Vladimir Ruzicka. "He has the upside potential to be a centerman that you can use in all situations," Sharks scouting director Tim Burke said. "He will defend, he makes plays, he has long reach, he strips pucks, hes able to play low around the net. There are a lot of
. The 22-year Old From Burlington, On
SASKATOON -- Michael Gligic shot a 7-under 65 to grab the lead Thursday after the first round of the Canadian Tours Dakota Dunes Casino Open. The 22-year old from Burlington, Ont., made five birdies, including his first hole, and had an eagle at the par-five second. "This course suits my eye. Ive liked it here since the first time I played it in 2009," said Gligic, who won the ATB Financial Classic two weeks ago in Edmonton for his first Canadian Tour victory. Gligic said the week following his victory in Edmonton was tiring, but thats hes feeling refreshed this week and looking for more. "It was tough. Monday and Tuesday I got a lot of texts, tweets and everything from friends and family and it was tough to follow it up," said Gligic. "Im feeling good this week and hopefully I can keep playing well." Matt Hoffman, the 2011 Canadian Rookie of the Year, is one shot back after firing a 6-under 66. The 25-year-old from Thornhill, Ont., got off to a blazing start, eagling the p
They Hurt Her
This freaks me out...   They hurt her;   After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.   They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"   All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laug
They All Leave In The End
THEY ALL LEAVE IN THE END   I make so many friends every week, I try meet some one new Every day if i can. Sadly 99% do not live in the UK, the main place they come from is the USA or further, I enjoy talking to them all but sadly i know they all end the same way.   No matter how long we talk for, no matter how much we know each other.  No matter hwo close we get or how stong we are as friends they all leave in the end. I get so many saying they will never go but in the end they do.   I've lost so many friends over these last few years, they either find a new partner and don't need me anymore, or they fall out with me, sometimes they just stop coming on line and next thing i know i'm off their list so some don't even give me a reason. I say that it doesn't bother me but deep inside it does, but after a while you just get used to it, it doesn't make it any easier though,  but in the end what can i do?. I'm talking to a few friends at the moment and have no idea how long they will
~ The Zombies - Time Of The Season ~
~the Zen Of Guido~
~ Guido Zen ~ In the Long view of History.... What Difference will Any of our Lives Make... The TRUE measure of a Life.... Is Not how many People know our Names when we die... But whether We TOUCHED the Lives of Others........Peace. Guido.
The 17th ~ Fall For...
i always fall for the... *jackasses *the ones who want everyone...but me *the ones who love being single *the ones who aren't single. *the ones who are intemidated by me. *the ones who are in-the-closet gay...haha or maybe i just end up making them gay who knows. ...the ones i can't have. ...i fall for the guys who falls for the girl that isn't me... and for some reason right now im really happy with that. this not being with anyone at all deal. i never thought i'd see the day where i could have a boyfriend and really didn't want one. its a strange feeling of being okay with being alone...i like it.
A 6th Fan Group, Wow!!!!
I'm trying to make sure that I support all of the groups that I see that are started for me becuase I think it's important..so if you get a moment..check this one out too! thank you much Another fan group!
13th Facts About Friday The 13th!!!
If you fear Friday the 13th, then batten down the hatches. This week's unlucky day is the first of three this year. The next Friday the 13th comes in March, followed by Nov. 13. Such a triple whammy comes around only every 11 years, said Thomas Fernsler, a math specialist at the University of Delaware who has studied the number 13 for more than 20 years. By the numbers Here are 13 more facts about the infamous day, courtesy of Fernsler and some of our own research: 1. The British Navy built a ship named Friday the 13th. On its maiden voyage, the vessel left dock on a Friday the 13th, and was never heard from again. 2. The ill-fated Apollo 13 launched at 13:13 CST on Apr. 11, 1970. The sum of the date's digits (4-11-70) is 13 (as in 4+1+1+7+0 = 13). And the explosion that crippled the spacecraft occurred on April 13 (not a Friday). The crew did make it back to Earth safely, however. 3. Many hospitals have no room 13, while some tall buildings skip the 13th floor. 4.
6 Th February 2007
to be continued
20th February 2007
This dream was being subject to being drilled with lots of questions that i did`nt no the answer too as i did`nt reconise what i was being told. a large dark mamal with big eyes sat on the window close by and i rember saying "omg" when i saw it.further in to the dream two large birds began to try and swallow my big toe, and i was trying to shake it off, feeling panicky
28th February 2007
i remember looking out a window and seeing hi tech advanced air crafts (they were silver in colour) speeding across the sky, one after the other, some times in pairs other times singly one of the crafts went over some trees and disappeared next thing i saw alot of billowing smoke, i was`nt sure if the craft had exploded, but persumed it could of done with the vast amount of smoke in which i saw
18th Floor Balcony Blue October
I close my eyes and I smile Knowing that everything is all right To the core, so close that door Is this happening? My breath is on your hair I'm unaware that you opened the blinds And let the city in God, you held my hand, and we stand Just taking in everything Chorus: And I knew it from the start So my arms are open wide Your head is on my stomach And we're, we're trying so hard not to fall asleep Here we are on this 18th floor balcony We're both flying away So we talk about moms and dads About family pasts Just getting to know where we came from Our hearts were on display for all to see I can't believe this is happening to me And I raise my hand As if to show you that I was yours That I was so yours for the taking I'm so yours for the taking and That's when I felt the wind pick up I grabbed the rail while choking up These words to say and then you kissed me Chorus: Yeah, I knew it from the start My arms are open wide Your head is on my stomach A
18th Floor Balcony
18th Floor Balcony i close my eyes and i smile knowing that everything is alright to the core so close that door is this happening? my breathe is on your hair... i’m unaware that you opened the blinds and let the city in god, you held my hand while we stand... just taking in everything i knew it from the start so my arms are open wide your head is on my stomach and we're trying so hard not to fall asleep so here we are on this 18th floor balcony we're both flying away we talked about moms and dads our family pasts just getting to know where we came from our hearts were on display for all to see i can't believe this is happening to me i raise my hand as if to show you that i was yours that i was so yours for the taking i’m so yours for the taking and that’s when i felt the wind pick up i grabbed the rail while choking up these wo rds to say and then you kissed me i knew it from the start so my arms are open wide your head is on my stomach and we
The 25th ~ Gaia
to By Shadow Cat Gaia, known as Earth or Mother Earth (the Greek common noun for "land" is ge or ga). She was an early earth goddess and it is written that Gaia was born from Chaos, the great void of emptiness within the universe, and with her came Eros. She gave birth to Pontus (the Sea) and Uranus (the Sky). This was achieved parthenogenetically (without male intervention). Other versions say that Gaia had as siblings Tartarus (the lowest part of the earth, below Hades itself) and Eros, and without a mate, gave birth to Uranus (Sky), Ourea (Mountains) and Pontus (Sea). Gaia took as her husband Uranus, who was also her son, and their offspring included the Titans, six sons and six daughters. She gave birth to the Cyclopes and to three monsters that became known as the "Hecatonchires". The spirits of punishment known as the Erinyes were also offspring of Gaia and Uranus. The Gigantes, finally, were conceived after Uranus had been castrated by his son Cronus, and his blood
“thế Giới ảo” Nhưng Mà … Thật!
Thế giới INTERNET người ta thường gọi là “thế giới ảo”!. “Ảo”, nhưng theo tôi , lại “rất thật” ! Con người ta gặp nhau trong một thế giới rộng lớn dù không thực có như vạn vật trong cuộc sống thật, hữu h́nh, con người ta có thể không biết nhau nhưng rất gần nhau, cận kề nhau, đối diện nhau trong một thế giới ḥa một. Có thể đó là những người cùng một ngôn ngữ, một dân tộc nhưng cũng có thể khác dân tộc, khác ngôn ngữ..nhưng người ta có thể hiểu nhau, quan tâm đến nhau, thông tin cho nhau những vấn đề của thế giới, nhân
4th Gig: Do It Again
this one is in form of a question! knowing what you know, and attempting life goals for yourself wheather or not you suceeded or not, if you could do it all over again, knowing the odds against the same failures and sucess, and knowing at your very best, you could only be second best, would you try to do it all over again?
☠§Κµ↓↓©∀ÑĐƯ☠thë Gåíjïñ
She is really cool and as of 01/15/09 she only has 66k to level to Fu-King! ☠§Κµ↓↓©∀ÑĐƯ☠thë Gåíjïñ@ fubar
4th Grader About The Kitty
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say "F--k," the Rottweiler ate him
8th Grade Math.. Compliments Of Da Maine Man
You Passed 8th Grade Math Congratulations, you got 7/10 correct!Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?
8th Grade??!?!?
You Passed 8th Grade Science Congratulations, you got 8/8 correct! Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?
8th Grade Education
Remember when our grandparents, great-grandparents, and such stated that they only had an 8th grade education? Well, check this out. - - - This is the eighth-grade final exam from 1895 in Salina, KS, USA. It was taken from the original document on file at the Smokey Valley Genealogical Society and Library in Salina, KS, and reprinted by the Salina Journal. 8th GRADE FINAL EXAM Grammar (Time, one hour) 1. Give nine rules for the use of Capital Letters. 2. Name the Parts of Speech and define those that have no Modifications. 3. Define Verse, Stanza and Paragraph. 4. What are the Principal Parts of a verb. Give Principal Parts of. lie, lay and run 5. Define Case, Illustrate each Case. 6. What is Punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of Punctuation. 7. Write a composition of about 150 words and show therein that you understand the practical use of the rules of grammar. Arithmetic (Time, 1.25 hours) 1. Name and define the Fundamental Rules of Arithmetic. 2
6th Grade Question
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy" then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young la
6th Grade History
Examples of creativity provided by a 6th grade class during history tests: 1. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couple. 2. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained. 3. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a virgin, and Benjamin Franklinnwere to 2 singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backward and declared, "a horse divided against itself can not stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead. 4. Abraham Lincoln was Amerca's greatest preceden
6th Grade!!
my baby boy starts 6th grade tomorrow!!!!!! 6th GRADE!! I can't believe it! It seems like just yesterday he was in my arms.. crawlin', walkin' .. now he's going into middle school.. kids grow too darn fast if you ask me! hehe well in my weepyfest of rememberence, I made a little collage just for him. I wish he had a myspace just so I could put it on his page, but he doesnt, so here ya go babyboy! I love you so much!!
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8th Grade?? Seriously...
What it took to get an 8th grade education in 1895... 8th grade education in 1895 I am sure I would not have passed, I can't even do that today!! What has happened to our system?? Don't do math: Use a calculator! Don't spell: Use spell check Don't read: Watch the movie. A Book report?? Don't walk, ride a bike, horse: bus: 16....drive a car Hmmm are we really doing so great? What are we teaching our kids? You don't have to learn, you can always find the answer on the internet.... . Interesting, huh? Remember when grandparents and great-grandparents stated that they only had an 8th grade education? Well, check this out. Could any of us have passed the 8th grade in 1895? This is the eighth-grade final exam from 1895 in Salina , Kansas , USA . It was taken from the original document on file at the Smokey Valley Genealogical Society and Library in Salina , and reprinted by the Salina Journal. 8th Grade Final Exam: Salina , KS - 1895 Grammar (Time, one h
6th Grade.
I was on the bus, 6:47am. At her stop... She was running late. From the store across the street, she came running. Desperate to catch the bus, she ran, her freshly bought Blowpops™ in hand. A police car comes screaming around the corner... Bam. She flew so far. She flew so hard, her shoes flew off. (Her socks don't match) One shoe landed in the cemetery. Foot in the grave, indeed. It was huge news. All over the school. She was critical. She died. We had councilling... I refused. Why bother? She was one of those many that picked on me. Just desserts. I smiled softly when I heard the news.
6th Graders Asked To Design “communist” Flag
Curriculum used in 70 per cent of schools districts in Texas labeled “mind control” Paul Joseph Watson Infowars.com February 6, 2013 6th graders are being asked to design new flags for communist countries in school districts across Texas as part of a curriculum critics have decried as “mind control” intended to make children sympathize with socialist ideals. Creators of CSCOPE, an electronic curriculum management system used in over 70 per cent of school districts in Texas, were confronted by witnesses and members of the Senate Education Committee during a hearing last week in Austin, who complained that the material included in the program was “anti-Christian at best and openly socialist at worst.” One lesson plan involved students being set the task of designing symbols for communist flags. The plan, “showed different countries’ flags and instructed students to “notice that socialist and communist countries use s
Thë GÅy Flïght ÅttënĐÅnt
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, > who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. > > As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and > told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be > landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could > just put your trays up, that would be super." > > On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather > Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps yo u didn't hear > me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your > trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us o n the ground." > > She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a > Princess and I take orders from no one." > > To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a > beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country
The 25th ~ Halloween Is Approaching
Halloween is coming, the goose is getting fat! yep, and I think this halloween is going to be a blast. I am going to a haunted house and to a party this weekend and then going to go and mess with little kids on halloween, working at a camp grounds where we are having this hunt thing. good fun =] that's all for now
The 16th ~ Happy Holidays
7th Happy Hour Summary Add Me Derekxxxx
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7th Happy Hour Summary Add Me
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7th Happy Hour Add Me
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7th Halloween Bully
Come and have a Hot Halloween in Hell
7th Heaven By James Patterson
7th Heaven by James Patterson Plot Summary: At the start of the gripping seventh Women's Murder Club thriller from bestseller Patterson and Paetro (after 2007's The 6th Target), San Francisco is still haunted by the disappearance of Michael Campion, the much-adored teenage son of a former California governor, three months earlier. Following up on a tip that Michael was last seen entering a prostitute's house, homicide inspector Lindsay Boxer and her new partner, Rich Conklin, are shocked when the hooker immediately confesses that Michael, who had a heart defect, died during sex and she disposed of his body. Lindsay's ADA pal, Yuki Castellano, is sure she has a slam-dunk case, but the trial soon takes a bizarre turn. Lindsay and Rich also scramble to track down a serial arsonist responsible for murdering a string of wealthy couples. Lindsay races to put the pieces together before the fires hit too close to home. In true Patterson style, the reader is privy to Lindsay's thoughts as we
25th Hour
Well, fuck you, too. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and
6th. Hole Reveals No Sign Of Miner's
HUNTINGTON, Utah - The latest holed drilled into a collapsed mine where six men are trapped broke through an area too small for the men to survive, a lawyer for several of the men’s families said Saturday. “The only thing they told us is there is no void where the sixth hole is; there is no space,” attorney Colin King said after a meeting between the families and mine officials. King said the families were disappointed by the news. “They are distraught. They’re very frustrated for good reason,” he said. The Crandall Canyon Mine’s co-owner has said this hole, the sixth drilled more than 1,500 feet into the mountain, will be the last effort to find a sign of the men, who may not have survived the massive cave-in Aug. 6. Drill another hole? However, King said, mine officials did not rule out the possibility of drilling a seventh hole, but did not provide any specific plans or possible locations for another hole. “They left the possibility open that they were possibly co
The 11th Hour Trailer
The 11th Hour Trailer The 11th Hour is a new documentary from Leonardo DiCaprio about the state of humanity and the world. Join the action at www.11thhouraction.com Film site: www.11thhourfilm.com http://wip.warnerbros.com/11thhour/site.html
11th Hour
The hour of reckoning draws near Judgment day is here and gone Sweetly she draws me into her arms A liquid embrace to chase the day way. Sedate Numb Deaf and Dumb Stumbling into solitude. A clouded judgment day is fueled. Take me under your black wings Mark my words and remember me. So sweetly she shucks away at my time So sweetly she draws me nigh Closer and closer towards never ending sleep Spin the bottle Kiss only the bottle. The dark mistress of many, beholden to none Slips a ring of needles around your arm in an engagement Eternal engagement Never consummated. Take me under your black wings Mark my words and remember me. Destroyer of senses. So take as needed for the pain Another gray morning dawns across an ashen sky. My sweet demoness beckons me Ever again and again and again and again. The dark mistress of many, beholden to none My sweet demoness beckons me Ever again and again and again and again and again. Take me under your black wings. Jacked u
11th Hour Of The 11th Day Of The 11th Month...
At the 11th hour on the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918, the Great War ends. Germany, bereft of manpower, supplies, and food, signs an armistice agreement with the Allies. The war left 9 million soldiers dead and 21 million wounded, with Germany, Russia, Austria-Hungary, France, and Great Britain each losing nearly a million or more lives. In addition, some 6 million civilians died from disease, starvation, or exposure. Today it is a solomn day, a day where we remember soldiers from around the world, who have given their lives in various conflicts around the world. The poppy symbolizes peace and rememberance, as it freely grew in the terrible fields of flanders, as remember by one of the greatest ever war poems In Flanders Fields By: Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, MD (1872-1918) Canadian Army IN FLANDERS FIELDS the poppies blow Between the crosses row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the
11th Hour Of The 11th Day Of Th 11th Month
At the 11th hour on the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918, the Great War ends. Germany, bereft of manpower, supplies, and food, signs an armistice agreement with the Allies. The war left 9 million soldiers dead and 21 million wounded, with Germany, Russia, Austria-Hungary, France, and Great Britain each losing nearly a million or more lives. In addition, some 6 million civilians died from disease, starvation, or exposure. Today it is a solomn day, a day where we remember soldiers from around the world, who have given their lives in various conflicts around the world. The poppy symbolizes peace and rememberance, as it freely grew in the terrible fields of flanders, as remember by one of the greatest ever war poems In Flanders Fields By: Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, MD (1872-1918) Canadian Army IN FLANDERS FIELDS the poppies blow Between the crosses row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the
11th Hour Of The 11th Day Of The 11th Month
11th Hour, 11th Day, 11th Month On the 11th hour of the 11th Day of the 11th month, the guns of World War I fell silent. And a war that should never have been fought – arguably by anyone, certainly by Americans – was done. Americans who know their history celebrate Veterans Day not to honor war, but to recognize the soldiers who died and the soldiers who survived the wars of the past – and, hopefully, to ponder the futility of abandoning George Washington's advice to avoid the entangling alliances of distant continents and the mortal combats of the kings and conquerers who intrigues Americans rejected when the United States revolted against monarchy, colonialism and the madness of empire. It is in that latter pondering that Americans would do well to recognize the courage of those who opposed the madness that was World War I, a courage born of a concern for America's troops that was not evidenced by their commander-in-chief. Wisconsin Senator Robert M. La Follette, the g
The 11th Hour - Rancid
Hey little sister do you know what time it waswhen you finally seen all your broken dreamscome crashing down your doorthey demand an answer and they demand it quickor the questions fade and the wasted dayscome crawling back for more do you know where the power lies? and who pulls the stringsdo you know where the power lies it starts and ends with you the face of isolationwell that's one you recognizewell you can't get straightit's a lonely place andit's one you do despise boredom is for sale nowand helplessness you feelit's a wounded dove and the hawks are aboveblood splattered on a reel to reel I was almost over my world was almost gonein a sudden rush I could almost touch thethings that I'd done wrongmy jungle's made of concretethrough silence I could feelmy aim is true I will walk on throughthese mountains made of steel.
11th Hour
I'll never be.what you want me to be...i cannot..give you what you need now in the 11th hour i watch it fall away the minutes the seconds...disapear till   RAGE...CONSUMES ME IN EVERY SENSE IM SORRY FOR..NOT SAVING YOU... PAIN...IS THIS WHY I'M ALIVE IS THIS WHY I'M HERE WHEN..EVERYONE ELSE DIED....   My conclusions have betrayed my thoughts my intelgince was the reason i was caught posting stragems together line by line until they fall into place...which is nothing but a trap THESE STRATAGEMS I CONCLUDE IN MY HEAD HAVE BROKEN IN ME BROKEN IN ME... MY CONCLUSIONS HAVE FULLED ALL ILLUSIONS UNTIL I HAVE REACHED MY DESTINATION I HAVE REACHED MY DESTINATION   RAGE! CONSUMES ME I EVERY SENSE IM SORRY FOR...NOT SAVING YOU! PAIN? IS THIS WHY IM ALIVE IS THIS WHY IM HERE WHEN EVERYONE ELSE HAS DIED   11th hour counting down over my head losing fractions upon fractions of deduced reason! 11th hour ticking beating in my heart this is the pit this is the stage for the final c
11th Husbad
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 >husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to unction; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. " Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. "Husband # 5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't
11th Husband
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please begentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom; "How can that be if you've beenmarried ten times and our still a virgin?" "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me howgreat it was going to be. "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure howit was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get backwith me. "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checkedout diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. "Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but hewanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state ofthe-art method. "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how b
11th Husband
The 11 th Husband A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'. 'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times?' 'Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. 'Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. 'Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. ' Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. 'Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. 'Husband #6 was from Administration; he thou
The 11 Th Husband
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't
The 11th Husband
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" "Well, husband # 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. "Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't
Thiago Derucio- One Night Love
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Thia Will Give You Chills!!!!
Thia will give you chills!!!! A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about "And blood was everywhere," "The sirens screamed out eulogies," For death was in the air. "A mother, trapped inside her car," Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; "She struggled to get free," But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused "On where the back seat once had been," But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; "She did not hear them cry, " "And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, " "Oh, God, don't let th em die! " Then firemen came and cut her loose, " "But when they searched the back, " "They found therein no little boys, " But the seat belts w
Thia Cat
Thai Cat1 lb of boneless, skinless cat breastpeanut butterhot saucefresh gingerfresh garlicpeanut oil Start with a pound of boneless, skinless cat breast cut into cubes approximately the size of dice. Pre-heat your skillet on high heat and add enough peanut oil to cover the bottom lightly. Add the cat breast cubes and cook until sides are browned and any juice produced has just evaporated away. Stir occasionally but not too often as you want to brown the meat. Turn off the heat, stir the meat one last time and leave the meat in the pan. In a small bowl, add 4 tablespoons of peanut butter (smooth or creamy) add a teaspoon of Franks Red Hot Sauce or the hot sauce of your choice. Grate in a teaspoon of fresh ginger and add a smashed and finely chopped garlic clove. Blend the ingredients together with vigorous movements of a fork. Add the peanut butter mixture to the still hot cat and stir to spread the flavor thoroughly. Enjoy the flavor and your clean conscience!
Thibodaux And Boudreaux
THIBODAUX & BOUDREAUX JOKES For Adults only Thibodueax came back from a 28 day hitch offshore. He had made him a big check. So Thibodeaux decided to go to Gulotta's in New Iberia and buy himself a brand new pair of patent leather boots. After buying the boots, Thibodeaux decided to go dancing at La Poussierre in Breaux Bridge to break in his new boots. At the dance Thibodeax asked Marie if she want to waltz. She said, "Mais yea, Thibodeaux." In the middle of dancing, Thibodeaux asked Marie, "You got some blue panties on?" Marie replied, "Yea, how you know dat?" Thibodeaux said, "Because I could see the reflection in my brand new patent leather boots." Thibodeaux then asked Claudette if she wanted to dance. She agreed. In the middle of dancing Thibodeaux asked, "You got some red panties on?" Claudette said, "Yea, how you know dat?" Thibodeaux said, "Because I could see the relection in my brand new pair of patent leather boots." Thibodeaux then asked Clotile if she wanted to dance.
Thibodaux And Boudreaux 2
THIBODAUX & BOUDREAUX JOKES For Adults only Boudreaux and Thibodaux was at the Fourchon Beach one day and all the girls were around Boudreaux. "How you do it?", asked Thibodaux. "Well", said Boudreaux, "You go to Walmart and buy you one of them bikini bathing suits. Then go to Delchamps and buy you one of them Idaho potatoes." The next day Thibodaux went and buy the bathing suit and potato, put it on and went to the beach. "Oooh, all the girls are gonna love me.", thought Thibodaux. He walked down the beach and all the girls were laughing and laughing. When he got to the end of the beach, he met up with Boudreaux. "What happened?", Thibodaux asked, "I bought me the bathing suit and Idaho potato just like you said and all the girls are laughing at me." "Thibodaux", said Boudreaux, "You're supposed to put the potato in the front of your bathing suit not the back!" Boudreaux got home from work one evening to find his wife and kids in front of the TV watching cartoons. Boudreaux tol
Thibodaux And Boudreaux 3
THIBODAUX & BOUDREAUX JOKES For Adults only Boudreaux and Gautreaux went to the Saturday night dance at the Jolly Inn. As usual, they consumed at least one beer per dance. Soon nature called, and they both went to the rest room to releave themselves. As they walked up to the urinals, Gautreaux pulled his hand out of his pocket. A quarter came out with it and fell in the urinal. Looking stricken, Gautreaux pulled out his wallet, and dropped a dollar bill in with the quarter. Then he reached in and pulled all the money out. Boudreaux said, "Mais Boo, whyina worl' you do dat?" Gautreaux smiled in a crooked beer way and replied, " shore you don tink I'm gonna put my hand in dare for no quarter." One day Boudreaux walked into Thibodaux's house & asked him may what's that in ya front yard?? Thibodaux said "may it a helicopter." Boudreaux says "may a helicopter. What it do?" Thibodaux say "come see I show ya." They walk in the yard. Thibodaux gets in and takes off strait up into th
Thibodaux And Boudreaux 4
THIBODAUX & BOUDREAUX JOKES For Adults only Boudreaux was walking down the wharf and he met up with Thibodaux. He says to Thibodaux, "Hey podna, how ya'll are?" Thibodaux says, "May ok." Boudreaux says,"And hows your wife?" Thibodaux says, "May my wifes an angel." Boudreaux says"You lucky, my wifes still living!" Boudreaux and Thibodaux died and went to Heaven. When they got to the Gate, they met ol' Saint Pete. They said, "Saint Pete, beb, how you been?" and Saint Pete said, "Mais ok, sha, but ah got bad news for you Boudreaux. You been so bad on Earth, you got to spend all Eternity with a ugly woman." Boudreaux was pretty sad but he said, "Well, if ah hafto, ah hafto." So the next day him and his ugly woman was walking down the golden street when they saw Thibodaux and he was with Cindy Crawford! So Boudreaux went talk to Saint Pete. He said, "Saint Pete, sha, come see. Ah think we got a mistake here. How come Thibodaux gets Cindy Crawford and Ah got stuck with a ugly wom
Thick And Thin
Remember our love will last though thick and thin Those are the words from my heart I hope your love is from your heart too If your love is as true as mine you'll be patient and wait for me no matter what My love for you is so true If I had to wait for you I'd wait an eternity on my hands and knees I ask you to wait for me,please The day will soon come when we can be together and hold each other again But until that day remember where we are,where we've been,and that our love will last through thick and thin
Thick
...noooo...at itagain, Mabe they'll be nice and save some for me. I'm getting a great big cage to grow it in.
Thick Chicks
You're so thick that i can not imagine not tasting u. My jaws so wet that my tongue is drowning Feeling u pop off in my mouth Keeps me unfocus So I pull over when I drive Caressing myself imagining being inside So I keep your picture on the dashboard Hips and thighs that I just want to caress all so slow U know Ass so soft that it amazes me how I prolonged not biting u Juices splashing against my legs as u sit and consume me Nipples so erect that it blinds me So I use my tongue to brigthen the light Your waistline measure what i call mine You fill me You fulfill me And your slow ride drives my fingers along your back Gently snatching your hair back To kiss your neck You could never be in magazines You're to besy fulfilling wet dreams I scream with anticipation Behind the wheel of the car fighting masturbation Tip so wet that it drips Seeing u hold me and parting your lips I close my eyes Only to see them co
Thicker
I cannot be bought or given any doubt I live for the next day and cant be figured out A pen is not needed a tablet not used youll never get in to destroy or abuse a killer of dreams cannot find me emotions run like streams your devotion behind me my skin is now thick with the scars of the past the blood of my hatred spills out so fast and all that is left in the puddle on the floor is me looking back as I head out the door
Thick Sexy Pic Haters
Is it just me but I been on cherry tap all day trying to see why some of my pix was flagged. The other I know why but did not know about this hold flaggin thing. As I looked around I notice most of the skinny girls can show and do just about anything on here but if you thick, have your own real boobie, and booty they flag and take your pic down. As u can see im just a little upset by that.
Thick Nikki
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Thick Nikki 2
BOOTY SHAKE
Thick And Sexy Contest
Thick And Sexi Contest
http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=598064&albumid=251864&i=1147588576 COMMENT BOMB ON MY PIC.. IM IN THE THICK AND SEXI CONTEST... XOXO THE CONTEST ENDS MONDAY AT MIDNIGHT XOXO LOVE YA'LL
Thicke - Lost Without You
I'm lost without you Can't help myself How does it feel? To know that I love ya baby I'm lost without you Can't help myself How does it feel? To know that I love ya baby Tell me how you love me more And how you think I'm sexy baby But you don't want nobody else You don't want this guy You don't want that guy You wanna touch yourself when you see me Tell me how you love my body And how I make you feel baby You wanna roll with me You wanna to hold with me You wanna stay warm and get out of the cold with me I just love to hear you say it It makes a man feel good baby Tell me you depend on me I need to here it I'm lost without you Can't help myself How does it feel? To know that I love ya baby I'm lost without you Can't help myself How does it feel? To know that I love ya baby Baby your the perfect shape Baby your the perfect weight Treat me like my birthday I want it this way I want it that way Tell me you don't want to stop Tell me it would bre
"thick" "bbw"
OK, by no means am I a small girl, but, really, I'm not that big, I have abs, and not a roll. So, let me put this out there. Guys, unless a woman tells you she is a BBW, do not call her such. I do not consider myself big, OK. And do not refer to a woman as thick, I am not a steak. I am not small, I am not big. I am curvy and voluptuous. I am not fat. Look at all the famous greek sculptures of women, rounded and soft, but not fat. So, guys, all it boils down to is this. If a woman calls herself a BBW, wow, more power to her, I am in awe of the women that have the self confidence to do so. If she calls herself such, then it is probably ok to refer to her this way. If she does not, and she is not skinny. Do not assume she wants to be called big. You make yourselves look like asses. And on my page, you automatically get blocked by me. USe your brains guy. You would not want a woman to look at your NSFW pics and say "Damn, I love a thin one"
Thick Is Good
I dont know what ya'll talkin bout, wantin some "barbie type chick" that wears a size 0. Come on now, how the hell she gonna cook for yo ass!! lol Gimme a thick chick wit some curves her mama blessed her wit. Dont'cha know that 97% of the beautiful (and bootyful) women in this country are "average" size 8 and above? Shyt, ya'll anorexics (if you are anorexic then please seek help) need to eat a meal or two. Let papi handle it and let it be told that damn it CURVES are sexy and THICK IS GOOD!
Thickness Or Length??
If you had to chose one of the other. Which gets your vote. Thickness or length?
Thick...is Who I Am....
THICK..A GIRL FROM THE SOUTH...A SOUTHERN BELLE...NO, I AM NO BELLE...ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS I HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO DON ON THE GOWN, SWEEP GRACEFULLY ABOUT AND SPARKLE UP THE ROOM.,MANY SAY THAT MY THICKNESS ENABLES ME TO ATTRACT ATTENTION, GIVING ME A STAGE..I AM NOT SHY, BUT I LET ON TO BE...IT ADDS MYSTERY TO MY PRESENCE. ...THICK...HIPS, LIPS...LEGS...ASS...THAT'S WHERE THE THICKNESS STOPS AND THE SHARPNESS TAKES OVER...SHARP WIT...SHARP TONGUE...SHARP MIND...I AM A SENSITIVE, LOVING, NURTURING HUMAN BEING THAT CRAVES AND SAVORES WITH ALL OF MY SENSES...I AM HUMBLE AND NOBLE...I HAVE AN OPEN MIND AND I AM NOT AFFRAID TO USE IT! ...THICK...MORE CUSHION FOR PUSHIN'...YES, THIS IS A TRUE STATEMENT...THICK GIRLS ARE BETTER LOVERS...THEY CAN TAKE IT! BRING IT... THICK...MORE LOVE TO LOVE...YES...I DO THAT, TOO...THICK, AS A BRICK...UPSIDE YOUR HEAD IF YOU DISRESPECT A THICK SISTER...SHE WILL PARKING-LOT EDUCATE YOU ON SOME MANNERS IN A HOT GEORGIA MINUTE!... THICK...JUST MORE O
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Thicka The Betta And I'm Hungry
I love me a "thicka" woman...Referred to as 'BBW's'...From the hips to the lips, from the ankles to the thighs, these women are purely stacked well- from the top to the bottom and the front to the back. Men can always go for the in-shape, work out 5 days a week type, thin no ass or chest...that's all good too..but to have that thickness all up on me and in my face keeps me hyped. I love that big chest and that big butt baby, let it shake. I'm kool with them love handles, a lil extra weight. That ensures me you're not fake. Don't be jealous of the magazine model looking women, 4real...Cus I know when I cum to your crib, I'm getting a real damn good meal. I ain't gotta watch no carb or trans-fat intake, brotha ready to eat you up like a big ass lil debbie cake! And I'll never disrespect you or call you fat, maybe PHAT cus your "thick-a-licious" body is sexxy like that!!!
Thick's Contest Update
WE HAD A PROBLEM LAST NIGHT IN THICK CONTEST SOMEHOW SOMEONE HAS REPORTED HER PIC AS NSFW SO THE HOLDER HAS GAVE ME THE NEW LINK LASTNIGHT AND I HOPE HE WILL STILL COUNT THE 12,800 COMMENTS THAT WAS THERE BEFORE ITS A SHAME WHEN U AHEAD OR THE BIGGIEST THREAT IN A CONTEST SOMEONE AN THEY GO SO LOW TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS NE WAYS AND ANOTHER THANG U ALL NEED TO START ADDING FANNING AND RATEING EVERY MEMBER IN THIS FAMILY THATS JOIN HERES THE NEW LINK TO THICKS CONTEST U ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY. -BabyBoy J-
Thick And Hot
Thickndaazz4ya And Nana (mother & Daughter)
IT ME THE QUEEN OF FUBAR AND MY LIL QUEEN TO BE NANA....................! IT ME THICKNAZZ4YOU IN A MOTHER AND DAUGHTER CONTEST! STOP IN SHOW WHAT LOVE YOU HAVE FOR THE QUEEN OF FUBAR! CLICK ON THIS PHOTO TO HELP QUEEN FUBAR OUT! HOSTED BY AKAMRS. T ~$$$FREE LANCE BOMBER~$$$FUBUCKS$$$~AKAMRS. T/LIL BUSINESS/LIL PLEASURE/DYLON'S DIVA~@ fubar
Thick/skinny Mummms
I am so fucking sick of the thick/skinny mummms People are people and their size has nothing to do with who they are inside. YOU can be a perfect size 5 and be a perfect Bitch inside. I grew up with 5 skinny sisters was very tough even though they made me feel beautiful the world did not. I am a warm loving person and I hope all the asshole men that don't look past a womans size end up with that perfect Bitch... would suit them right...LOL Woman of all sizes are beautiful we all have the same stuff its just different sizes. I know that even i thought i had a type of guy that i liked but when i befriended other types I found out that everyone has something to offer and sometimes the one you never thought has the most to offer... Just me venting on the mummms I am sure I will not change anyones mind I just can't believe there is a mummm about it everyday..and wanted to get it out of my system. One more thing ...comment on this if you guys read my blog i never know cause no one com
The Thick Fin One Liners For My Thoughts Only.
It is a very therapeutic - scraping the bottom of the barrel that is - preferably a metal one and using a mettelsome implement for a grater sounding effect. It is almost better than singing in the bathroom on the annoying richta scale of bee flat major miner, it is childs play like metal pale, wooden spoon and tapping like there was no tomorrow. All this in the name of cleaning a grille well, it certainly pans out. Total nonsense but veritably putting of the inevitable. Oh no, I hear the wringing of my Mother's grammarphone.
Thick Vs Fat
well well well i'm back at it again, go figure that one.......so much to say and so little time to say it. now some might read this and think " this fool is ignant ( ignorant)" and yes i can spell but i choose not to always spell everything correctly i guess huk'd own fonix dint werk. and some may read and get offended, you'll be aight what i say shouldnt matter that much to you anyway. and some may read and have a good laugh, now i like YOU because what i say i'm serious to some degree but is also meant to be a little humorous so if this tickles your funny bone then good and if not then go read somethin else i didnt beg you to come here and read this, they're just my thoughts. anyway on with the show. this is a blog about thick vs fat.................believe it or not THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. and i'm also gonna make this comment while i'm at it "BBW" stands for BIG BUEAUTIFUL WOMAN just because you are big doesnt make you beautiful and just because you are female doesnt m
Thick Klique
Thick Chicks
MMMMMKAY...SO HERE'S ANOTHER GRRRRRRRRRRRR PET PEEVE THAT I HAVE....MUTHA FUCKIN' HATERS...SO I'M THICK....I HAPPEN TO THINK I'M SEXY AND DELICIOUS AND HOT.....IF YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH IT THEN WHY BOTHER SENDING ME AN SB TELLING ME HOW SEXY I AM...DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS ALL OVER MY PROFILE THAT I'M THICK...I DON'T TRY TO HIDE THAT SHIT...WHAT THE HELL FOR....I MEAN COME ON... DEFINITION OF THICK GIRL: thick- applies to a girl who isn't fat or skinny, but is well proportioned and has enough meat on her bones in all the right places, namely thighs, breasts, hips, and the ass area I PREFER TO THINK OF MYSELF AS "JUICY"...HAHAHAHA...BUT ANYWHO....A MESSAGE FOR THOSE THAT MIGHT READ THIS BLOG...DON'T THINK I'M A HATER...TO EACH HIS OWN I SAY...BUT FOR AN EXAMPLE OF WHY "THICK" HATERS PISS ME OFF....TALKED TO A GUY LAST NIGHT ON HERE....HE LOOKED AT MY PRO I ASSUME...(PROLLY DIDN'T READ IT THOUGH...DUMBASS)...ANYWAY...WE TALKED IN THE SHOUT BOX FOR A LITTLE WHILE THEN I ASKED HIM FOR
Thicker Than A Snicka !!
Thick As A Brick-jethro Tull
Thickheaded 1
well, this is a blog viewable by all, and let me say, this one's a doozy, I haven't had to tell a girl to back off of "thanatos" for a while now, but this one, didn't want to get the hint, she's on all the social networking sites, the one that sent me over was myyearbook, where she had "thanatos" as her dirty little secret/playtoy, at which point i had to tell her to back off, I usually put up with light flirting, but getting to the point where they don't want to listen when HE says to back off, it's my turn, now, i tend to be protective of my relationship with him, five years running, no one better tell me i shouldn't check on him, those of you girls out there that flirt with him know, i'll put up with alot, but when they think that he's gonna invite them down (honestly) to our house to be *ahem* buddies, then I'm gonna step in and say something, this girl had something like six blogs about something she couldn't have, and even said he knows who he is, "thanatos" told me that he was
Thickheaded 2
Well, she didn't get the point, and now she's creeping me and "Thanatos" out. I think she didn't check her messages on myyearbook, so I guess that it's time to step it up, e-mail her on here, or shoutbox, and if she doesn't get the point, it's time to pick up the phone and call the police.
Thickheaded 3
Well, this is about the man rather than the woman in this. Thanatos isn't included in this at all, this is about my children's godmother and the pr*ck she married. She let it slide once, he messed around on her when she was physically incapable of having sex. She let it slide because she understands he's human. Well, this time there was no call. He was an ass all around, and so was her so called friend, whom he got pregnant. She finally left him, and no it doesn't make me all that happy to see her sad, hazards of being friends with your ex, you know that they've been through it before, one way or another. This ex, though, is also one of my best friends. I hate that she married a jerk that didn't know what he had, and I hope to god that he knows what he's lost. He didn't seem too busted up about it, but still, she's surviving, and I hope it's in spite of him rather than because of him. This man didn't deserve her, and definitely didn't deserve her forgiveness. Cheaters are ne
Thickets
Thickets Into the thicket I run, this hiding place of pain. It is no fun. It is all in vain. Inside are the struggles, outside I'm naked. The thorns hide the pain, this mask is in vain. Rather than accept, the world around me, I choose to accept myself. Am I alone in this choice? Out of the thicket I come, it is cold and frightening, there is no one to be found, but thickets...moving around.
Thickness85 Has A Happy Hour
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Thick
Rocked again by indecision, should I make that small incision Testify, to the bleeding heart inside I've clawed, I've scratched, I've ran, I've slashed and when he opened up at last Found a cul de sac Deep and  black of smoke and ash............... The wicked king of parody, is kissing all his enemies on the seventh day, on the seventh day The tyrants voice is softer now, but just for one forgiving hour, before the rise of his iron fist again I've come tonight, I've come to know, the we are, the way we'll go And to measure this width of the wide abyss I come to you in restless sleep, where all your dreams turned bitter sweet With voodoo doll philosophies, day glow holy trinities The crooked raft, the leaves, the shore, fairies drunken,  souls aboard Pilgrims march to compestello, visions of their saint in yellow Follow deep in trance, lost in  a catatonic dance We know no future, damn the past
The Thickness
Running threw the thickness of the forest. Searching for the way out, but every turn leads to more endless forest. Screaming at the top of your lungs for hopes of someone to find you and help you, but no one comes. Your left to find your own way out. Maybe you dont want to leave the thickness of the forest sorrounding you. Falling in and out of a dream state. Maybe thats all this is a dream. You cant seem to find your way out of. What if your not suppose to leave. Maybe its better not to be found. The cool wind blowing in your face makes you feel at home. No longer feeling that desperation to run and get free. Maybe this is were your suppose to be lost in a world were you can only help yourself. Why not just lay down and let the trees and bushes take over. Fall deep asleep so as to not have to deal with it anymore. No, you will get up and fight your way threw the thickness. There must be a way out. Shouldnt there be?
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Thier Gift
THIER GIFT The darkness of the room did match her trembling soul, with fear she entered in. His voice, so gentle and with firm conviction gave her courage to enter in. His touch, warm, alive did awaken in her feelings she oft did hide. His eyes were warm and tender but he knew he'd be obeyed, "Welcome my pet" He gently lifted her face to look at him "Always look me in the eye" "For we are part, each of us part of a single whole. Equals, and lovers" He kissed her then, and she could see the hope in his dark eyes. Her heart did soar at knowledge gained, of how each will give. For now she knew with certainty, that her gift was not alone. For he would guide and protect her, through all their time as one. And she would complete his life and love, as only she could do. His hands, so gentle and so firm, directed her to her tasks. And his eyes gave wonderous eloquence to the love he had inside. Now who should judge this love,
Thieves The Lot Of Them
Thief Tips Off Police After Finding Child Porn During Break-in
RED DEER, Alta. (CP) — A Red Deer man has been jailed after an outraged burglar spotted massive amounts of child pornography on his computer and called police. William Mitchell, who pleaded guilty earlier this year in Red Deer provincial court, was charged in October 2005 after RCMP, acting on an anonymous tip, searched his home. An agreed statement says that someone had broken into Mitchell’s residence and taken a video camera. The camera, the tipster said, had images of child pornography and would be left on the steps of a church. Police retrieved the camera and soon realized the burglar had videotaped a computer monitor displaying images of child pornography. Following the address printed on the burglar’s note, police seized computer equipment containing 13,315 pornographic images. Mitchell will remain in jail until he is sentenced on Dec. 1. Cpl. Greg Brown of Red Deer City RCMP said outside the court that the burglary remains unsolved.
The Thief
I hear the roar of the sparrow. How could I not? Deep within my covers my head covered up listening to the howl of the wind as if tomorrow did not matter anymore. And you. Rash & impatient spreading like a bed of flowers just to catch my interest, so I won't run away anymore. and I flash like some giant electrode on Tesla's Siberian plain, you offer me red licorice tell me of holy places and when I believe when I reach out, you yank it all away again. And now, Now you ask me to bare my soul, lie naked in your coral lashed to your chorale, be your prickly bed be something someone said, afraid, but not completely dead; to vomit on your shore, be red, the sparrow's roar while you climb from limb to limb adore adore adore. Lick my lips dry of your sanctity and clear my crusted eyes while what's left of in-between watches you walk away staccato firebird on the beam, like 30 milimeter dreams.
The Thief And His Master
Hans wished to put his son to learn a trade, so he went into the church and prayed to our Lord God to know which would be the most suitable for him. Then the clerk got behind the altar, and said, thieving, thieving. On this Hans goes back to his son, and tells him he is to learn thieving, and that the Lord God had said so. So he goes with his son to seek a man who is acquainted with thieving. They walk a long time and come into a great forest, where stands a little house with an old woman in it. Hans says, do you know of a man who is acquainted with thieving. You can learn that here quite well, says the woman, my son is a master of it. So he speaks with the son, and asks if he knows thieving really well. The master-thief says, I will teach him well. Come back when a year is over, and then if you recognize your son, I will take no payment at all for teaching him, but if you don't know him, you must give me two hundred talers. The father goes home again, and the son learns witchcraft
Thief In The Night
Thief In The Night I've been up all night, Trying to figure out just what went wrong You know its been rather quiet, Kind of like the calm before the storm. But my thoughts keep taking me back Way back to yesterday When i read your note that simply said "Your going away"... Your a thief in the night You stole my heart away Your a robber of love Making sure that you always get away Taking with you all my tomorrows.. Leaving only the hurt I feel today... Your a thief in the night... You stole my heart away. How could i have known you'd hide dark clouds behind your smile A true game it was to you Loving me, just was'nt your style no ones ever gonna hurt you.. At least thats what you always used to say I gave you my heart And now i see the price i had to pay Your a thief in the night You stole my heart away Your a robber of love Making sure that you always get away Taking with you all my tomorrows.. Leaving only the hurt I feel today... Your a t
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Thie Is Great
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Thier Last Show Nooo!!!!1
JAMBI, STINKFIST, FORTY-SIX & TWO, SCHISM, LOST KEYS, ROSETTA STONED, INTENSION INTRO?/RIGHT INTO WINGS FOR MARIE, 10.000 DAYS, LATERALS, VICARIOUS, AENIMA!! Well that was the way that it went down. I still think No FUCK THAT!! I know that it its to damn bad that May 16th, 2007 "was" the last time that one of the greatest bands will be playing together. Well at least for us anyway. Yeah I know that they will play again at least one more time before its all said and done but ITS NO FAIR!! I was at their show last September in Dallas and I think that it was one of the best shows I have ever seen. Maynard was sick as a dog and he still fucking rocked out. The City the where suppose to play before Dallas got canceled because he was so sick. I was very impressed. This show wasn't as good as the last one. At least in my option. Personally I think the reason that September 07's show was so much better is because he was sick. He gave it that much more and it was fucking bad ass! T
Thier Last Show Nooo!!!!1
JAMBI, STINKFIST, FORTY-SIX & TWO, SCHISM, LOST KEYS, ROSETTA STONED, INTENSION INTRO?/RIGHT INTO WINGS FOR MARIE, 10.000 DAYS, LATERALS, VICARIOUS, AENIMA!! Well that was the way that it went down. I still think No FUCK THAT!! I know that it its to damn bad that May 16th, 2007 "was" the last time that one of the greatest bands will be playing together. Well at least for us anyway. Yeah I know that they will play again at least one more time before its all said and done but ITS NO FAIR!! I was at their show last September in Dallas and I think that it was one of the best shows I have ever seen. Maynard was sick as a dog and he still fucking rocked out. The City the where suppose to play before Dallas got canceled because he was so sick. I was very impressed. This show wasn't as good as the last one. At least in my option. Personally I think the reason that September 07's show was so much better is because he was sick. He gave it that much more and it was fucking bad ass! T
Thieves
Ok as most of you know i am an easy going guy, i let people come in to my place, play games watch movies, basicly anything they want to do short of blowing their load in my room, but 1 thing i cant stand is a god damn thief, i am nice enough to allow almost anything but i just noticed some of my things missing & when i find out who it was i might be away a while because im cutting the cocksuckers hands off for stealing from me i treat everyone like family & YOU DONT FUCKING STEAL FROM FAMILY. im so fucking sick of shit comming up missing from my house & sooner or later i will catch who it is then it will be over so for now im fucking done Lobo
Thief Gives Cops The Finger
Fondness for finger causes German thief's downfall Wed Jun 6, 8:27 AM ET A German thief got nabbed after he tore off his finger during a bungled break-in then went back to retrieve it, police said on Wednesday. After setting off the alarm at Berlin's Technical Museum late on Tuesday, the 35-year-old man escaped from two security guards, clambered up a 3 metre (10 foot) fence but got snagged by a ring on the middle finger of his right hand. The man managed to free himself -- but only after tearing off the finger. The security guards arrested him when he went back to recover the severed digit and ask for medical aid. "His comment afterwards was: 'Breaking and entering doesn't pay,'" said a spokeswoman for local police. Doctors were unable to reattach the man's finger.
The Thief In The Night
THE THIEF IN THE NIGHT By rattdoll I am lying in bed, trying to get comfy and get some sleep. I hear a noise in the other room. I just figure it’s one of my cats messin around, causing trouble with one of the others. I didn’t pay much attention to it, until the banging kept on and getting louder. I get up to see what’s going on. Damn those cats, I thought. I walk into the living room in just my purple nightie, and you were standing there. I was about to scream when you rush towards me and pin me up to the wall and put a hand over my mouth. “Just be quiet and I won’t hurt you,” you say to me. I shake my head yes so you know that I understand. You take a hold of my arm and lead me into the kitchen and set me in a chair. I look into your eyes to see if I can tell what your intentions are. I noted that you eyed me right back, and there was a hint of a hunger in your expression as you appraised me. I could tell you were both clever and dang
Thieving People
I DON'T SEE WHY PEOPLE RIP PERSONAL PHOTOS OF OTHER PEOPLE I CAN SEE THEM RIPPING OTHER STUFF SUCH AS FUNNY STUFF OR ANY OF THE OTHER IMAGES BUT TAKING PEOPLES PERSONAL IMAGES OF THEM SELF IS WRONG AND THEN I ASLO DONT THINK IT IS FAIR TO THE PERSON THAT GOT THE IMAGE OF THEMSELVES RIPPED NOT TO KNOW WHO RIPPED IT BUT WHEN PEOPLE RIP FUNNY IMAGES OR WHAT EVER IT SAYS WHO RIPPED THEM AT LEAST IT DID WHEN THE SITE WAS CHERRY TAP SO PLEASE DONT RIP MY PERSONAL PHOTOS AND IF YOU AGREE ON THIS MATTER THEN POST A BLOG THEN MAYBE WE WILL BE HEARD IF IT HAS HAPPEND TO YOU THANK YOU ... LiL MiSs LuNd
A Thief In Paris
A Thief in Paris (ouch) A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh." And you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else. I figure I had nothing Toulouse.
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Thief
In your mind, my arms embrace you while you stare into my hollow sockets. My fingers slide down your back, and remove idle seconds from the pockets of your life. You will build no empire now. You will create to invention, you will find no cure, you will make no music, you will teach no child how anything works, and you will love no one. You will stare at me as I grin, without lips, without cheeks, without eyes, until our faces are the same. And then, you will stare at me as you are staring at me now. And now. And now.
Thieves
now since january i have had a digital camera stolen... cash from my bedroom and now my wedding rings stolen. sure i didn't wear the rings but damn.. and, while i was packing i found out that i had some foreign cigarettes stolen... if you know me, they were the cigs i bought in germany and had sitting ona shelf in my living room. the thieves ripped out the bottom of the pack and put the packs back to look like they werent touched. its crap/ yea they were just smokes but damn... i traveled to germany to have them. i mean whats the point in doing it? i'm the kinda girl who would give you the shirt off my back if i could and yet people still take from me. i guess imma stop being polite now. why should i? i'm sorry i have nice things and people are jealous. like i said... all you had to do was ask. i'm not accusing anyone... cuz well frankly i have no proof who took the stuff. guess thats part of why i left town. *shrug* it's just stupid tho... all i have to say to who took the smokes i b
Thieves
Thanks to the asshole who got 53 of my stash items deleted yesterday because (whoever the fuck you are) thinks with that little pea brain of yours they were "nsfw". Newsflash Asshole-If you don't like someone's stuff-Then get the hell out! There's a name for someone who takes away things that don't belong to them-THIEF! Or-Should I say Fucking Piece of Shit Asshole THIEF! BTW-I'm glad I had the opprotunity to defend a narrow minded shitbag like you for 22 years of service... Sincerely, -DeathMerchant6
Thievery
I was at work tonight when I recieved a call from my sister telling me that when she and my Mom came home from work that someone had broken into the house and had taken some things...mostly jewelry which some of had belonged to my grandmother and irreplacable, and some of my sisters medicines which she needs and are very expensive, not only that but this fucking scum also decided to eat some of her food, drink some of the alchahol there and then have a smoke before he was done. I feel it even though it wasn't me who was violated but yet I feel it because it happened to my family. Should someone who broke into your home and stole from you deserve to die? I would have shot this person if I had caught them. Another example of why I have no trust or faith in humanity anymore.
A Thief Stole My Son's Bike!
Oh my gosh! I thought it was going to be a day of relaxing today and so far it has been a little crazy. My son that stayed home from the cabin decided to be rather hyper today. He then got a phone call from one of Anthony's friends saying that they saw his bike at McDonald's by the skate park. What??? Last week, Christopher rode his bike to school and when it was time to leave, there was a stray dog in the bike area and they had all the bikes locked up in there and kids couldn't get to them because of this dog. He was told that he could get his bike the next day so he walked home. The next day he asked the office if he could have his bike and they told him they didn't have it. They said it must be in the MP room. So we figured we would ask the custodian on Tuesday to get it for us when he goes back to school. Yesterday Christopher told me that he had a feeling his bike was stolen. I told him to not worry. Then he gets this phone call today saying that it is his bike
Thieves And Rippers
DONT IT PISS YOU OFF WHEN SOMEONE COMES TO UR PAGE, RATES U, THEN RIPS UR PROFILE PIC?!! GOD DAMN IT WTF IS PPLS PROBLEM? I MEAN SHIT AT LEAST ASK FIRST. WHAT AN ASSHOLE. THEN I GO BACK TO HIS PAGE AND HES USING IT AS HIS PROFILE PIC... SON OF A BITCH. THIS FUKR MUST HAVE BALLS THE SIZE OF TEXAS. I WAS NICE AND KINDLY RATED HIM A 10 THEN LEFT HIS PAGE. BUT NOW THAT IM THINKING ABOUT IT, I JUST MIGHT RETURN TO HIS PAGE AND RETURN THE FAVOR.
Thieved From Iced
Your Autobiography Part 1: The Birth of You: Were you a planned baby?: yes Were you the first?: yes and only Who was present at your birth?: mom and dad for a while...36 hours is a long time to be in a birthing room lol Were your parents married when you were born?:yes What is your birthdate?: 7/28/1976 gawd im old Part 2: The Family How would you describe your family?: different...to be nice although my mommy is awesomely fantasterific ... I ♥ Her Siblings or an only child?: 2 Stepsisters (I fell right smack dab in the middle...so yeah the step and the middle yay me) If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest?: middle and step ^ ^ ^ see ? above What are your siblings names and ages?: Jaime 29 Leigh 33 Which parent do you get along with best?: mommy Wat do you fight about?: not much Do you have step parents?: yes Part 3: The Friends Do you have more than one best friend?: no Who are your best friends?: meg What
Thievery Etc. Please Read
(Online) 2008-06-13 15:22:25 just a friendly reminder, to keep your fubar account secure: NEVER ENTER YOUR USERNAME AND PASSWORD ON ANY PAGE EXCEPT FOR THE FOLLOWING: http://fubar.com/ http://www.fubar.com/ http://fubar.com/login.php http://www.fubar.com/login.php if anything is asking you for a fubar username and password, and the URL at the top of your browser window doesn't match EXACTLY any of the links above, someone is trying to steal your information. i suggest you go change your password if you've been asked to login to fubar lately by any pages NOT listed above. -mike
Thief Vs Rottweiler
In a confrontation between a thief and a police rottweiler who do you think would come off worse? Most would think the thief, but not in this case. A man was running from the scene of a burglary when police ordered him to stop. He didn't, so the police let a rottweiler loose after him. The dog bit him, he fell and broke his heelbone. A few days later, they found out he was HIV and Hep C positive. There was a theoretical risk the dog had been infected. There was also a risk of the dog passing the infections to anyone it bit, leaving the police open to multimillion pound litigation. So the dog was euthanased. So the rottweiler did come off worse.
The Thief
The Thief Life has many twist and turns this is one of mine My life has been a whirlwind of heart ache until the Thief entered my life. The Thief at first didn’t appear to be so! The Thief appeaered to be a good hearted person We soon became friends, the Thief and me As time went on, I found myself talking and sharing feelings with the Thief. Feelings and things I hadn’t shared with anyone else!That’s when I realized Iwas dealing with a Thief of hearts.You are that Thief because you stole my heart the frist time we met Sweetheart! By: Mike Estle
Thief On The Prowl
This morning i was RICH now im broke. Someone stole over 340k fubucks from me. I went to buy a friend a gift and i was broke --WTF-- fubucks are FUDIC safe yea right i just want my money back. Has this happen to anyone else It took me forever to get my fubucks up there now im BROKEEEEEEEE
Thief
You goober thief!! I want my stuff back. :)
Thief!
'The 12th century master Geshe Ben was renowned for his goodness and integrity. Once, while begging for alms, a family of devout Buddhists invited him to their home to be fed. He was so hungry that he found it difficult to wait while his hosts were elsewhere preparing the meal. To his complete shock he found himself stealing food from a jar when no-one was looking. Geshe Ben suddenly burst into loud cries of "Thief! Thief! I've caught you red-handed." His hosts rushed into the room to find him berating himself and threatening his hand with being cut off it ever behaved like that again.'
Thieving Bastards!!!!
Fucking bastards!!!! I have today had to cancel all my card details because of thieving fucking bastards who won't get off of their own arses to earn a decent living of their own. They boil my piss and I hope they rot in hell. End of rant, not that anyone's listening..... pfftt. Jen xxx
The Thief
just woke up (no, not really awake) and I remember this deam:   I was in a store and when I turned away from my cart to look at some perfume some girl started searching my black purse laying in it. Once I caught her doing this she became all bitchy and was cursing at me in some unknown language. According to her skin color she looked Latin, she had black waved hair (until her shoulders) and really ugly teeth. However she got me pissed off, I grabed her and I dragged her pretty easily to the next cashier. btw in reality I would never get this violent. Then I complained about her and all the cashier told me was to let the girl go (this got me all angry). As she was heading to the cashpoints some security guards were keeping an eye on her. When the girl started so steal from ppl again the security men started secretly to follow her, one of them winked at me and smiled. It was hard for me not to laugh about this situation. I can't really interpret this dream but it's a good thing to jus
Thieves Beware-an Apology
  To the guy who tried to mug me in downtown night before last. I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Springfield Operator Custom Pro Package M1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes,
Thieves Blend Kills Toxic Mold (repost)
Thieves Oil comes from research about four thieves during the 15th-century plague who used cloves, rosemary, and other aromatics to protect themselves while robbing plague victims. How to use: Diffuse for short periods of time (1/2 hour or less) in the work or home environment. Apply to the bottom of the feet or dilute with a Massage Oil Base for a stimulating massage under the arms and on the chest at the base of the neck. Common Ingredients: Clove (Syzygium aromaticum), lemon (Citrus limon), cinnamon (Cinnamomum verum), Eucalyptus radiata, and rosemary (Rosmarinus officinalis). Here are two recipes for Thieves Oil. One from Karen another from Debbie. Thieves Oil recipes: Equal amounts of eucalyptus, rosemary, cinnamon, clove and lemon. Mix with base of olive oil. I usually put a tablespoon of each in a 2 oz. bottle and then fill the rest with olive oil. you can make a larger batch in a quart jar following the same proportion m
A Thief In The Night
A Thief In The Night She came into his bed room,Walking softly, without sound.She watched him lying on his bed,As she took a look around.She didn’t know his name yet,But she knew what she must do.She came to steal away his heart,Make his fantasy come true.She quickly tied him to the bed,His hands and feet secured.As he awoke, heart beating fast,Her features were obscured.The room was filled with darkness,No light to show her face.As she moved along beside him,His heart began to race.She gently cut away his clothes,And threw them to the floor.Her hands softly touching skin,Oh how he longed for more.He asked her why she did this,And why she tied him down.But she just smiled, and kissed his lips,And then felt her way around.Her lips kissed places only known,By those he knew before.But this new angel had a way,To open heaven’s door.Her tongue explored and tantalized,She teased, and played around.And as she moved up from his feet,His heart began to pound. She found what she wa
Thief
I guess you could call me a lock smithI like to try and open things that are secreted awayI never take anything unless it’s offeredMy specialties are the locks attached to masksEvery soul has a mask that is presented to the world These locks are most interesting to me, The treasure, special and unique in each personSome locks are easy and fall away with a tapSome are difficult and take a long time to openOnce dropped, what is beneath can be lovely and frighteningSome masks are equipped with a trap mechanism If you are too quick to remove the mask you spring the trapThis can affect you or the prize underneath Caution is the key to removing all masksI work without camouflage, somehow it coaxes the lockI have discovered this to be a double edged bladeFor as it makes mask removal easier it is a beacon to trapsThose with traps are drawn to my naked heartA clever trap was the mask behind the maskThis went on many layers until I held a frightened soulThe most difficult was a very recent
Thigh High
Cosmo's Most Creative Sex Positions Ever Thigh High Kneel on the floor in front of an ottoman (or use a couple of cushions), then lean forward so your stomach is flat against it, palms on the floor. Have your guy kneel between your legs and hold on to your hips as he penetrates you. With him firmly inside you, straighten your legs and have him hold on to your highs. "He can lift your legs to create a better G-spotting angle," says Lloyd -- just let him know how high he should go. Another bonus of this from-behind position for you: Not being able to see him lets you fully focus on the tingly sensations. Erotic extra: If you have the flexibility to pull it off, start by sitting crosslegged, each foot on the opposite thigh. Then when you lean forward, keep your legs folded during intercourse. They will form a triangle with your butt for a sexy sight like he's never seen before, and your locked limbs will create an incredibly snug fit for his member
Thighz
OH THESE THIGHZ BUMPIN,GRINDIN,OH THESE THIGHZ SHAKIN CLIMAX N THE SKY WIT THESE THIGHZ THATZ MAKIN ME FORGET ALL THE PAIN ACHEZ,MISERIEZ WIT HOPE OF GAIN SOOTHIN,SMOKIN THIGHZ CONNECT 2 THIZ BODY OF LOVE WIT NAILZ DIGGIN N ME,THE THIGHZ SQUEEZE TIGHTER MY STRONG STOUT MUSCLE,SQUEEZE N THERE DEEPER THESE THIGHZ MAKE ME MOAN THESE THIGHZ MAKE YA GROAN TOUCHIN RUBBIN CARESSIN HOLDIN EVERY INCH OF IT,LICCIN & KISSIN DOWN & UP,UP & DOWN ROUND & ROUND OVER HERE,OVER THERE,N THE ROOM EVERYWHERE THESE THIGHZ ARE LOVIN ME CUZ I LOVE CAKEZ DO IT,TO IT,A JOB OF IT IZ WHAT IT TAKEZ LOVE THIGHZ WHEN THEY FIGHTIN,GRINDIN,CLINGIN THOSE THIGHZ WHEN THEY HOLDIN,SECURIN,SIGHIN THESE THIGHZ WHEN THEY STABBIN,JABBIN,LOVIN THEM THIGHZ WHEN THEY TREMBLIN,VIBRATIN,PULSATIN I LOVE ME SOME THIGHZ SMALL,MEDIUM & LARGE
Thighs
This is a poem, in praise of her thighs They guard the gates of a woman's surprise They're soft and smooth as a babies behind Oh what a wonderful, happy design! And joined at the top to a tight shapely ass Both women and men will watch as they pass Yes, thighs are the road to my favorite desert When nicely framed by a tight little skirt But the skirt is a wrapping she smiles and removes It's one of the things that a lack of improves The thighs are a road-sign that point out the spot Where a kiss and a touch make her wiggle a lot When parted with care to expose her flower They're pleasant to see with their beauty and power Then when they wrap, and lock 'round my back They keep me from slipping at all out her crack Now we are done, and the last thing I say "Praise be to thighs: they just made my day!"
Thigh High Vixenz
Fubars Thigh High Vixenz page and lounge are now up and running steady :D plz stop by and show some love to my group. we are coming up with new fetishes to add daily and we add new pics almost daily as well if you are a female interested in joining us plz send me a private message. ty for reading go show love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Luôn tạo ra nhiều cái mới, Avatar đang tích cực làm nhiều điều hơn thế nữa để không phụ ḷng mong chờ của các cư dân tích cực. Bộ cánh của Avatar đang là đề tài khá nóng hiện nay , sau khi nhận được nhiều ư kiến của các bạn chơi từ chuyến đí hawai BQT quyết định công bố thời gian và đá để nâng cấp cánh Tiểu Tiên Avatar. Các bạn đừng bỏ lỡ nhé ! 1. Thời gian nâng cấp Cánh Tiểu Tiên Avatar:  bắt đầu vào ngày 1 -11 -2013 2. Nguyên liệu: - 01 viên Đá Kim Cương Vũ Trụ - 01 Cánh Tiểu Tiên - 50 lượng cho mỗi lần nâng cấp Hăy mau tham gia nào các bạn ! Chúc các công dân Avatar có những gi
Thời Gian Và đá để Nâng Cấp Cánh Tiểu Tiên Avatar
Luôn tạo ra nhiều cái mới, Avatar đang tích cực làm nhiều điều hơn thế nữa để không phụ ḷng mong chờ của các cư dân tích cực. Bộ cánh của Avatar đang là đề tài khá nóng hiện nay , sau khi nhận được nhiều ư kiến của các bạn chơi từ chuyến đí hawai BQT quyết định công bố thời gian và đá để nâng cấp cánh Tiểu Tiên Avatar. Các bạn đừng bỏ lỡ nhé ! 1. Thời gian nâng cấp Cánh Tiểu Tiên Avatar:  bắt đầu vào ngày 1 -11 -2013 2. Nguyên liệu: - 01 viên Đá Kim Cương Vũ Trụ - 01 Cánh Tiểu Tiên - 50 lượng cho mỗi lần nâng cấp Hăy mau tham gia nào các bạn ! Chúc các công dân Avatar có những gi
Thi Is So Me!
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Inland North You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."The South The Northeast Philadelphia The Midland The West North Central Boston
Thi Is A Little Older But It Made Great Sense When Obama Was Running For Office
This was written MONTHS AGO--------------For the first time in a LONG time I feel like this country has a decent chance at being successful and proud once again. I don't mean proud to hang a flag in our front yard because our neighbors did it. I mean proud to sit in a room and tell people from other nations that you are from the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. like it love it hate it whatever, truth is for the last 8 years this country has had a man who DESTROYED more forest than the 3 presidents before him set aside. He ran more than one oil company into the ground, he ran the Texas Rangers into the ground and he ran this country into the ground. To all the pissed off rednecks- Who the fuck are you to sit and blast someone for WANTING change. for promoting GROWTH. Please do not mistake my anger for misunderstanding or un-education. I know what you stand for, I know what you believe in and good for you for thinking gay is a choice carrying guns is a necessity . Making abortion illegal and ye
Thiick Booty Queen
For the one I love Ya know you so fabolous. With your thick thighs & nice ass nice boobs. I love you. There isn't another like you. So tasty & curvy with ya thickness. How's it gon feel when you have a peice of this black thickness. In tween ya. (Legs) In between you. Inbetween you. How's it gonna feel. When i'm in between your legs. Legs In between your legs. Rising up deep in you. Ya know you so nice with the way you talk come around. Always there for me. I'm always there for you. Missing you loving you. Never forgetting you. It's no one like you that can do the things you do. & how you get me. Its no doubt about it. Your on my mind all the time & always. Won't live without that. Bet when i come cross your mind. & your thinking of me hitting that ass from the back. You like that. Making you scream & moan as your hands are diggin into my back. I got it going so good for you. Whoever thought me & you come cross eachother talk & now were together. I love you glad to have a woman like
The Thimble
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble ?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her hu
Thimblerig
thimblerig\ THIM-buhl-rig \verb;    1.  To cheat or swindle, as in the traditional shell game known as thimblerig.noun:    1.  A game in which the operator rapidly moves about three inverted thimbles, often with sleight of hand, one of which conceals a token, the other player betting on which thimble the token is under.
Think I Fixed The New Blog Alert Link Bug..
we'll see... wuwu! -mike
Thinking Of You
I sit at my desk wondering what is next Then all of a sudden a memory of you passes through my head I look out the window and wonder what is ahead Beautiful days Wonderful nights I am thinking of you tonight Wonder where you are What I am doing As I see a cloud pass My eyes drift into the past I see you laughing I see you cry I wonder what your doing tonight I am thinking of you Day and Night I see the sun get covered up Reminds me how I stay all night up Talking to you Hearing your laugh Concern flows through your voice over friends Just know that everyday I am here You certainly have nothing to fear I am thinking of you day and night I turn around I look at my office One thing is missing It is the sight of you Tonight I will only think of you
Think B4 You Speak!
Think Before You Talk A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." His mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife, and he says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my ass???" She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher...."
30 Things I've Learned From Porn
For those that could use a laugh... 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy cummers. 11. People in the 70's couldn't cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't
~things~
"Things" There are many things in life that will catch your eye, Only a few can catch your heart; But once in every lifetime, someone comes along, Who will touch your heart and speak to your soul. They touch you so completely, that in one brief moment you realize, Everything you ever hoped and dreamed of, Is right there in front of you...no disguise. The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever. A phone call or two during the day helps to get you through a long day's work and always brings a smile to your face. In their presence, there's no need for continuous conversation, but you find you're quite content in just having them nearby. Things that never interested you before become fascinating because you know they are important to this person who is so special to you. You think of this person on every occasion and in everything you do. Simple things bring them to
Think/strong
You think you can play games with me Well I'm stronger then that You think you can play me for a fool Well I'm stronger then that You think I will always stick around Well I am stronger then that You think you are above the rest Well I'm stronger then that You think this will alst forver Well I'm stronger then that April 13, 2004 original create by sdj54321
Things To Do
as if there wasnt enought to keepp me busy now they add blogs good god
Things I Hate . . .
Stupid people . Slow cars in the fast lane . Long lines at the store . Abortions . Cheaters . Parents who don't control their kids in public . Vegetables . People that burn the American Flag . Gas prices . Drunk airplane pilots . Pro athletes that do drugs . Child molestors . Snobby people . Racism . Diet soda . Kidney stones . Fake people .
Things With Me
Dark Greetings all, I know I have not been around for a while now but I have a good reason…I have been working my ass off and things are going very well for me…I am no longer a temp for Fresh express I was hired on full time and now I am a crew lead… I am getting ready to move into my own place, and my car is finally all fixed and so far there are no more problems with it… Me and my x got back together and that has been going good, we still have a lot of things to work on but it is no where near as bad as it used to be…. My weight loss fight, I have lost over 40 pounds and I did it the right way no drugs and no starving myself I feel GREAT… I hope everyone is doing great….Blessed be and Rock out with your twins out… If anyone you want to talk to me you can always hit me up on messenger, even if I am not here I can pm you back when I am great thing about off lines… (nassy.bitch) **licks and Bites**
Things I Love...
ok..i keep seeing people who are so angry sayin fuck this fuck that and fuck the next thing...so im gonna do the opposite. its my LOVE blog. sappy? yes. lame? probably. me? 100_FONT> I LOVE doing good things for people I LOVE waking up every day I LOVE being held I LOVE being in love I LOVE the company of amazing friends I LOVE children. I LOVE to smile I LOVE shopping I LOVE cooking I LOVE EATING! I LOVE watching nothing important on television I LOVE living in america and knowing i can do and say whatever i want. I LOVE getting a paycheck I LOVE tulips. I LOVE jeremy. I LOVE dylan I LOVE...MY CLOSEST FRIENDS( not gonna list cus u know who you are). I LOVE being able to listen to a friend in need I LOVE remembering the fun times I LOVE the atlantic ocean I LOVE cherry blossoms I LOVE my brothers and sister I LOVE the smell of fresh laundry I LOVE spring time I LOVE myself I LOVE life I LOVE having absolutely nothing to do I LOVE a bottle of great wine yo
Think It Has Worked
I think its working noticed yesterday alot of the top photo's not being displayed, by everyone reporting if they find them adult, see we can make a differance, so keep it up, its the only way it will change, and shouldnt be any differant that what our primary can be, or whats in our default folder, thanks everyone who sent there thoughts, and yes mostly men did *Kisses*
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never
Thinking On Leaving
Well is been fun on have meeting alot of new faces and friends know ur personalities u all have been great but lately ive been down for awhile but tried to hide it try to clear my head i know a few of u have been concern and thx for the support but i considering on comin off here or taking abreak ppl think that a man is strong by the way he carries himself u know me by my pics and most of them i hardly eva smile as such only becuze i hide my feelin not to get hurt most cuz im shy or insecure thinking no much of myself but of others i alway go out of my way to make my friends happy but in the end i think to myself who does go out of thier way to make me happy or see how im doing? im not the type of guy that brushes things off and move on but the type to keep feelins and emotions bottled up inside only to cry i nthe darkness so if u feel anyway for me tell me or write back letting me know how u feel by this and if i should stay on here alil while longer and what deference i made in ur l
Thinking Of You
You sit there Tempting me Flirting with my urges Like I'm a game To be played But I don't play around When it comes to you see I've been loving you for so long that just the thought makes my mouth water I learned that lesson early in life So I take you in my hands And begin slowly nipping At your outer edges Slowly, sensually Pealing off your Unneeded suroundings To get to the Sticky sweetness Of the inner you my eyes are closed cause thats just how I do it! I plunge my face In between your layers And get a face full of Your soft wet core sicky icky Stimulating my salivary glands With your Smooth, creamy, satisfaction I live for your Strawberry aroma Saturating my fingers and face And long for your Sugary taste On my lips As I finish you I sit back and Wonder to myself As I lick my fingers clean Is it okay To have this much love For a peanut butter and jelly sandwich???
15 Things You Probably Never Knew Or Thought About
15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About 1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. R
Think Before You Speak
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were a
Things I Think
does no one just want to have sex. cant people go hard core and still remain good friends. doesnt sex bring people closer together?? i hope it can be true ;0)
10 Things I Hate About Everyone
10 Things I Hate About Everyone >1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? >2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. >3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? >4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people dothis? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! >5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. >6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? >7. When something is 'new and im
Things I Miss About You
Things I Miss About You There are so many things that I miss about you; I loved how together we felt as one never as two; I miss your kiss; Lately I can't help but reminisce; I miss your touch; The feelings I used to get from it were just too much; I miss making love to you, hearing I love you as we came; Hearing you screaming out my name; I miss making you cum simply from playing with your breasts; And your dirty little requests; But beyond all that there's so much more; I miss giving you a massage when you were sore; I miss your eyes such a beautiful brown; When I used to stare into them there was no way that I could ever frown; I miss your beautiful hair; Its amazing color, and its lovely aroma that always filled the air; I miss your smile; So beautiful I think it even had its own style; I miss the sound of your voice; I would make it the only I could hear for the rest of my life, if I had the choice; I miss hearing your laugh; The joy it used to bring me, Je
Things U Cant Say With A Hallmark
"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the fuck was I thinking?" "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?" "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind." "I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you." "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me." "If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister." "As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..." "Thanks for being a part of my life!!! I never knew what evil was before this!" "Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again." "Someday I hope to get married, but not to you." "Happy B
Thinking Inside The Box
by Twisted Heart On my way home from school one day I saw a cardboard box It was big and it was brown With yellow polka dots. As I got nearer to the box I heard a funny sound It couldn't have come from inside But there was nothing else around. The flaps were closed on the top But I opened them with ease I wanted to take a closer look To see what the sound could be. When I stood up on my tippy toes And leaned to see inside I lost my balance and fell into A real neat place to hide. Four sides of cardboard in the box Nothing else to see But with my imagination My thoughts went endlessly. This box could be a spaceship That would take me to the moon Or it could be the makings of A butterfly's cocoon. Maybe, it could be a merchant ship That sails upon the sea Or a jeep in the outback Going on a big safari. It could be so many things My imagination's lost And so I'm just here sitting With aimless thoughts inside the box.
Thinking About Leaveing Lc
im thinking about leaveing LC what do u think should i ??
Thinking
Ya know i had a night to sleep on the events that happened last night and normally id be better.But today is different. I still feel like crap im tired of being used im tired of being unhappy. When is it my time to be happy. Im tired of being the 3 rd wheel im tired of being alone. Im just tired of waiting.......
Things Are Lost..but Then Found
When you feel a change.... And it IS soo strong... But all you do.....is cast it down...and flush it GONE You wish it wasn't lost....You wish it wasn't GONE It would have made you SOMEONE strong... With or without..... YOU want to know.... If you can see the light.... YOU just don't know... Just DON'T give up.... YOU will pull through strong.... Just keep on going....and you will find it was wrong There is nothing that you can do.... But to leave it ALONE... THEN When you get to the END....you'll find that you are not alone
21 Things About Yourself
I wanna know 21 things about you. Fill all the blanks ... leave no question unanswered! ANSWER IT AND SEND IT TO ME (REPLY not REPOST) THEN COPY AND REPOST IT FOR YOURSELF! YOU MAY SEND ME A BLANK COPY TO ANSWER FOR YOU ALSO. Be not afraid to be brutaly honest. 1.Your Full Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite Color: 4. Favorite Movie: 5. Favorite Song: 6. Favorite Band: 7. Most Embarassing Moment: 8. Are you a virgin? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me/are you attracted to me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I asked you? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 8. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you: 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 12. Do you/have you talk(ed) c
Things That Annoy Me
Things That Annoy Me About About Everyone List 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine
10 Things An Idiot Does On My Space
ONE W.A.K.E.U.P. there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Quit crying b/c you're not on someones top 8. who the hell cares? ITS FUCKIN MYSPACE!!! SIX Who really gives a fuck if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up! SEVEN Little 6th graders wh
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Things Are Going Good
well i just now saw that you can blog on here so i thought what the hell ill do it lol alot seems to be going on right now me and dave are trying to move out of the apt building we live in. its to unsafe. alot of fucked up shit has happened here since i moved in and dave said hes just to worried for me and my son. but hopefully we have found a new home. im hopeing to move into my gramma old house. i grew up in that house really,its the only home i have ever known her to live in and it would be great to live there. it has some work that needs to be done but since dave used to build houses he can handle it plus i can help out in any way. and moveing into a new place will help with us wanting to have a baby :D my son dylan is doing good. tomarrow he is going to see his dad :( and i hate that but he needs to see his dad and his dad is a good dad just a shity bf lol dont get me wrong tho dylan does drive me insane sometimes but what 3 yr old doesnt do that to there mom? im lucky i h
Things R Ok
this are going ok... alive i am.. just hanging out listening to hot8470...
22 Things I Hate About Everyone
1) People who reject Christianity for all the right reasons, but swallow up Wicca, extreme Anthroposophy, New Age bullshit, and other fuckin nonsense at face value. Dude, you have got to be kidding. 2) People who say "Everything happens for a reason." ARRRRGGGGG!!!!! This is something that spoiled, white assholes who have never had anything bad happen to them in their entire lives say to rationalize Taco Bell getting their order wrong. 3) Anyone who listens to Michael Buttsavage, Sean Faggotty, Rush "I lost 80 pounds in 9 days by shooting too much smack" Limbaugh, etc. If there were any justice in the world, this would be an arrestable offence. 4) People who say that they have no life and that they're total losers, but don't spend a single evening with fewer than 5 other people for weeks at a time. Death is too good for you. 5) Anyone who doesnt believe in global warming, as if it were even a matter of belief. So basically, just because everything around you isnt erupting i
Things
Ok, I'm tired of bitching about what annoys me. So today I'm doing a list of things I love. ...ice cream (especially choc chip cookie dough) ...my 3 cats, Rupert Rosie and Oliver (see pics) ...my boyfriend Natt (also see pics) ...The Simpsons, House, Desperate Housewives, Gilmore Girls, Futurama. Such good shows! ...talking. I could talk through concrete ...shoes ...pizza ...cherry tomatoes ...people giving me good ratings :P ...blue, jade, pink, purple ...my old and daggy jeans, even though they have holes everywhere they are so damn comfy ...lilies ...anything with stripes, bows, spots or is small and fluffy (or a combination of these :P) That's all I can think of for now Have fun everyone, I'm in an awesome mood for some reason, I wonder why. Love LMV
Things You'd Love To Say...
I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. ####################### I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. ####################### I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself. ####################### I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. ####################### Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited again... ####################### I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. ####################### I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. ####################### Thank you. I'm all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. ####################### The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. ####################### Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. ####################### I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. #######################
Think About It
Well this is just some questions i have to ask..... O r should i say propose to make you go Hmmmmmm. Well um does anybody really knows what it means to be happy? Do You really need anyone else to be happy? Or can you be happy alone? What is happiness? does it really exist? Why is it that when you think you are happy you really arent? And when you think your not and want more you really are happy. So whats up with that? Is happiness material things? Money? Or is it that all happiness really consists of it lookin into the eyes of the one you love, or the one who loves you? But see it really isnt that simple ....I mean what is Love after all? Is it the way he or she holds you? Is it the way they cater to you? Is it the way she SUC^s and FUC^s you? Or is it the feeling you get when he or she looks deep into your eyes and all you can do is shake as a chill shoots down your spine???? Does anybody really know the answer to these questions? And if you do i ask you one thing.....
200 Things About Jack
1 When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death. 2 The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives. 3 Only Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment. 4 Life doesn't give Jack Bauer lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants. 5 The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition. 6 Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them." 7 Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was. 8 Jack Bauer can break anyone and anything, but he will always break the protoc
30 Thing You Would Never Hear A Woman Say...
1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me. 2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too, I invited her over for dinner on Friday. 3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover. 4. Bar food again! Kick ass. 5. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class. 6. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her. 7. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore. 8. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em? 9. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers. 10. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass. 11. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends. 12. I'm so happy wit
Thinking Of You. . .
by Amanda E. Rogers As long as my dreams are always of you As long as a couple means only two As long as forever contains me and you I'm thinking of you... As long as the moon shines in your eyes As long as faith will never die As long as there's love between you and I I'm thinking of you... As long as our eyes meet in burning flame As long as trust means 'no one's to blame' As long as the hurt ends in no shame I'm thinking of you... As long as we survive as a pair As long as I know that you'll always care As long as love remains true and fair I'm thinnking of you... As long as the calm follows the storm As long as the need becomes well-worn As long as I'm safe and left untorn I'm thinking of you... As long as your love keeps me from harm As long as we're together, I'll always be warm As long as I stay wrapped in your arms I'm thinking of you...
Things
It might seem crazy but it's the truth why do we do things, we aren't supposed to do? It's a matter of opinion, or matter of the fact that we always do bad things, behind peoples backs? Yes we do it, and we know it's bad but sometimes those times, can be the best we ever had. But sometimes it will backfire and stare into your eyes when you want to know the truth but your mind tells you lies. Then you realize those lies help you find the truth, and the reason why we do the bad things people tell us not to do…
Things That Are Difficult
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk: Specificity British Constitution Passive-aggressive disorder Transubstantiate Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk: Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you Nope, no more booze for me Sorry, but you're not really my type No kebab for me, thank you Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? I'm not interested in fighting you. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing No, I wont make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to urinate over the nearest cash machine or shop front.
Things I Learned From My Children
The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas: "Things I've learned from my Children" 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's a
Thinking Of You
Sitting Waiting Waiting Thinking Thinking Touching Touching Pinching Pinching Poking Poking Rubbing Rubbin Piercing Piercing Bleeding Bleeding Cumming Cumming Dying Dying Sitting Waiting...........
Things In The Miltary.
I want to start off by saying thank you to all on here who support us for doing a thankless job day in day out. I mean yes I get to see the world and do things some people can't, but it comes with a cost of long hours, some times working a full 24 hours before u see a bed or drink a beer or 2. But in the end it is all worth it when some one tells u thank for what you do. It makes me kinda of stop and think wow. I do enjoy what I do. But at times the bs you have to put up with is not worth it at all. I mean the kids who are joining the miliary now are a bit disrespectfull to the senior people. So for all of you younger kids who read this and are thninking of joining the military. Please show some respect towards the ones above you. Remember they have been in your shoes at one time. So one day I might grow up and decide I want to do something other than the military, but who knows. I can tell you this, what I have learned in the military has given me whole different view on how d
Thinking Only Of You
thinking Only Of You ************************* Wishing You Were Here Whispering Sweet Nothings In My Ear I Wouldn't Have Anything To Fear Just Protesting My Love To You and Telling You How Much I Care Just Feeling Your Touch Would Mean Ever So Much if only you were near Ofcouse i Would show you My Dear So That We Would Be In the Clear sitting Here Protesting My Love So Unfear When My Only Wish Is Having You Near Written By: Blossom_ Rose I Sent This Poem In To Be Published And It Is Scheduled To Be Published I Received The Letter Today In The Mail. And Yes When Ever I Write A Poem I Always Send It In Before I Post It Here All Of Them That I Post Are Published
Things To Know
Today i went and seen david. I know i wont see him for awhile. i will miss him when he goes to iraq. People come and go out of your life. somewhere there is a reason for it. there is no explaination or anything it just happens. each person has a trait that you were attracted to and made ya click, some people will disappoint you no matter what. those are ok. just knowing who you are and how you treat others has a place of its own. I, myself, have done some thinking. soul searching what ever ya want to call it. The drive back from Minnesota made me realize that people are not perfect. i know i am not, but it also made me realize how crucial it is to be honest with someone. i also realize i dont belong. i know alot of people dont and wont understand that. i feel like i am on Earth for a reason, but i dont fit. i tend to step back from crowds, let people go before me, and just sit back and be quiet. i also feel like i am interrupting people, even when it is one on one. i am not s
"1 Thing On My Mind"
1 thing on my mind.... by chellebelle467 © Hey there little baby, I've got 1 thing on my mind.... I wanna hop on top of you and slowly start to grind.... I'll make you feel such exstacy, 'til you're just about to nut. Then, I'll slowly tease that cock of yours, and I'll make you call me "Slut". You can fuck me from behind, you better pull my hair. Watch me lower my pussy over your' face, slide over my underwear.... Lick me so good, like you always do, make it soft and wet. Use your' tounge that special way, the way I'll never forget. Then be prepared to feel your' head, slide way deep down this throat. You know I'll make those toes curl, when I suck on that scroat. Well, believe me sexy, I can write on and on.... But let me stop here now, and show you instead, I'm gonna please you all night long, I'll start with good head....
Things...
Ive often sat and wondered about so many things that have happened in my life and that of which is happening now. I hear people all the time express how much they would go back and change their life the least little bit. I on the other hand wouldn't for the simple fact, if you are a dear friend to me than you know my life has been thru pure T shit, but i wouldn't trade it because of the simple fact it has made me the person i am today.I am able to hold my head up high and face this cruel jackass of a world everyday i wake up breathing. yeah i think i could have possibly done some things different, but would i trade it. Nope! Not One single drop of it. so yeah my life is pretty much a complex orbit cycling the earth's surface.And you know what I wouldn't have it any other way. lol i can say loud n proud "I'm A FUCKED UP HUMAN BEING!!" see wasnt so hard, now if only half the population here would step up to the plate, we'd be getting somewhere. We all go thru trials n tribulations, but i
Think Fast
1. My ex is... -a cheating jerk, 2. I am listening to Nothing Else Matters By Metallica 3. Maybe I should.. -take a shower and get ready to pick up my bro 4. I love... My Friends 5. My bestfriends... are My life 6. I don't understand... guys 7. I lost my respect for... My Dad & Sister 8. Later on I will be... Watching Cartoons 9. The meaning of my screen name is. I Love Vampires 10. Love is... Great When its True 11. Somewhere, someone is... -thinking about me and Wanting To Chill with me 12-love myself for who i am, and wouldnt change 13. Forever seems like... Yrs 14. I never ever want to lose... My Friends 15. My mobile phone is... i dont have one 16. When I wake up in the morning.. i leave messages for my friends 17. I get annoyed at... my Cat & My Brothers 18. Parties are... -overrated 19. My pet... -loves To Bug me 20. Kisses are... sweet when they mean something 21. Today I... -am Bored 22. I rea
Things I've Learned About Arkansas
- Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air. - There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Arkansas, plus a couple no one's seen before. - Squirrels will eat anything. - Unknown critters love to dig holes under tomato plants. - Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they are ripe. - If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. - A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle. They do get stuck. - "Onced" and "Twiced" are words. - It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy. - People actually grow and eat okra. - Fixinto is one word. - There ain't no such thing as "lunch". There's breakfast, dinner and then there's supper. - Tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're 2. - Backards and forwards means I know everything about you. - Jeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" - You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. - You work until you're done or it's to
Things Are Really Weird
Well my daughter has been having breathing problems and she is just 2 years old. To me its a big deal cause I have never been around anyone with breathing problems except my dad when he was on his death bed. Well anywho she started having the same problems so I did as the dr told me when she starts to cough again...and lo and behold she seems to be getting worse but now the dr wont see her for another few weeks....the nurse keeps telling me that as long as I give her the treatments she will be ok but Im about out of the steriods and she has to be seen...so hopefully they will call mea nd tell me i can bring her in this week.
Things To Go Hmmm
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in about 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, you asshole. I just love that... what did one tampon say to the other? nothing. they were both stuck up bitches. There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead. He who laughs last thinks slowest. Friends help you move; re
Thinking About Dancing
So have you ever thought about taking dance classes? I use to take jazz classes when I was younger but, being the only Big girl in the class didn't make it easy. Also when you have a teach interested more in what she looked like in the mirror then her students made a big difference for me to. Anyways lately I have been thinking about going back and taking classes not only to learn something fun but, for a good source of exercise. Anyone got any suggestions about what a fun class to take is? Hugs, ~Nadya~
Thinking Of You. . .
Thinking Of You. . . by Amanda E. Rogers As long as my dreams are always of you As long as a couple means only two As long as forever contains me and you I'm thinking of you... As long as the moon shines in your eyes As long as faith will never die As long as there's love between you and I I'm thinking of you... As long as our eyes meet in burning flame As long as trust means 'no one's to blame' As long as the hurt ends in no shame I'm thinking of you... As long as we survive as a pair As long as I know that you'll always care As long as love remains true and fair I'm thinnking of you... As long as the calm follows the storm As long as the need becomes well-worn As long as I'm safe and left untorn I'm thinking of you... As long as your love keeps me from harm As long as we're together, I'll always be warm As long as I stay wrapped in your arms I'm thinking of you...
Things I Love
Things I Love by Robert Louis Arehart The growing-out of buds in Spring The flight of new birds - taking wing. The heat of a June day - blazing noon The cry in the dusk - of a homebound loon. The smell of the rain on the countryside The silence of snowflakes on downwind ride. The jewel-dew of mornings - as bright as fire The wind in tall pines - a musical lyre. The whispering sonnets of rushing wind The swaying of tall pines - bright moonlight thinned. The feelings of triumph, of wildness, of joy The sparkle of fireworks - bright as a toy. The brilliance of moonlight - cold white heat The infectious rhythm of a Bongo's beat. The feeling of wildness and joy persists When one is aware and FEELS he exists!
Thinking About Last Week
Im just sitting here and I went look for halloween stuff and think about last week.I went sent time with my friend and her lil girl.I meet her gf she is a sweet girl and her other family members of kristy.I sent most of mine time with hailie she only 16 months but I love her like she mine lil one.Her and her family had a tradey earlier this month the home they lived in went up in flames.So I was asked to babysitt and help her mom moved suff.Will we got most of stuff moved in her new place but she still needs clothes for hailie wear.So Im a mission to found her lil one close to wear.
The Thing I Love Most About You
The thing I love most about you Is your smile The way your lips curve When you see me The thing I love most about you Are your eyes A dark pool of ambition Hid beneath oblivion The thing I live most about you Are your hands The way sway in mine With such loving comfort The thing I love most about you Is you
Thingy
I guess we should cover the basics? Name: Tina Nickname(s): Skyefire Gender: Female Ethnicity: White Place of Residence: Kentucky Age: 26 Date of Birth: Zodiac Sign: Scorpio Height: average Weight: over 300 pounds Body Type: large Hair Color: red NATURAL Hair Color: red Eye Color: brown Contacts/Glasses: yes Body INK: nope Piercings: nah Education: high school SCHOOL: nope Job: nope Family Members: some Let's talk about MUSIC. Favorite Band(s): too many to list Favorite Song(s): too many to list Best genre of music: too many to list Best concert attended: not sure Let's talk print and screen. Best book ever: Bible Favorite Author: Sandra Brown Favorite type of book: bio Best movie ever: Maurny Favorite actor: Johnny Depp Favorite actress: Jodie Foster Favorite genre of movie: bio Favorite TV show: Desperate Houswives Favorite cartoon: Spongebob Favorite channel: WLJC Secret Obsession Shows: what's that? There a
Things You Would Love To Say At Work
Saw this in t a bullitin, and wanted to save it! So true! THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. I'll try and being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. 10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.. 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. 14. I'm already visualizing the du
A Think I Thunk.
If some broad ever called me her "boo", I'd most likely have to scream, "Don't you ever call me that, you psycho nut-job!" I was going to say I'd have to bury her in the backyard, but that would sound weird. But it does make for a good song. I used to love her....
21 Things To Remember
21 Things To Remember ... Life Tips 1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission. 2. Most people will be about as happy, as they decide to be. 3. Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently. 4. Whatever you are willing to put up with, is exactly what you will have. 5. Success stops when you do. 6. When your ship comes in. ... make sure you are willing to unload it. 7. You will never have it all together. 8. Life is a journey...not a destination. Enjoy the trip! 9. The biggest lie on the planet, "When I get what I want, I will be happy." 10. The best way to escape your problem is to solve it. 11. I've learned that ultimately , 'takers' lose and 'givers' win. 12. Life's precious moments don't have value, unless they are shared. 13. If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive. 14. We often fear the thing we want the most. 15. He or she who laughs......lasts. 16. Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints. 17. Look for opportu
Things I've Learned.... Mark I
you learn things in iraq. some surprise you, some don't. here's some of mine: -when someone blows up a dam, there's a water shortage. this effects everyone. -you can buy anything with american money. and it doesn't matter how much you use. hand a kid a dollar and ask for grapes. you won't be hungry for grapes. -the locals believe clothing their children is optional. which is understandable. the kids don't seem to mind and hey, full body tan. -you tend to take things for granted. like toilets. at least my portajon is close to my room. -mortars can land anywhere. due to man made launchers and the law of gravity. -direct gunfire isn't as scary as one would think. turns out bad guys see very poorly in the dark, and usually don't aim anyway. -the need to run is over rated. honestly. i'm fat on the inside. -they say the army is more efficient that private contractors. i say we're just cheaper to pay. -pre-mob training is useless. even if the instructors know what t
Things Stressed Women Say At Work
>Things Stressed Women Say at Work > > >1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf**k you. > >2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. > >3. This day was a total waste of make up. > >4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine? > >5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. > >6. Do I look like a people person? > >7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting. > >8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. > >9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. > >10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and >senseless acts of self-control? > >11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years. > >12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. > >13. Do they ever shut up on your planet? > >14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. > >15. Stress is what you have when you wake up sc
Thing's I've Learned
I've learned that-You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them. I've learned that-no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back. I've learned that-it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it. I've learned that-it's not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that counts. I've learned that-you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that you better know something. I've learned that-you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do. I've learned that-you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I've learned that-it's taking me a long time to become the person that I want to be. I've learned that-you can keep going long after you can't. I've learned that-we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I've learned that-either you control your attitude or it controls you. I've learned that-no ma
Things That Irk Me--photos Being Marked Adult
thank you whoever did that...I don't understand why some mods mark pics as nude when they aren't even violating the rules. I see no nudity in that last thong pic you just marked adult...it's simply ass cheeks and a stip of fabric...and it's been a regular pic for months now...so why now change it? gotta love it... and yes, I know I bitch about it, but damn....there are adult pics and then there are simply ones that are suggestive... and, mods are supposed to be objective...
Thinking Of You
Well, it has been awhile, and I miss the sweet taste of your lips, the scent of your skin the heat of your touch, the beauty of your love. Let us come toether again so we can look into eachothers eyes and sense the sincerity of the future of forever.
13 Things Pms Stands For:
13 Things PMS Stands For: 13 Things PMS Stands For: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4 Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweat pants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff and my favorite one. 13. Potential Murder Suspect
Think Before You Speak...
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who work at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a s
Things I Have Learned ...
Yes, I did steal this! However, I will be adding my own thoughts in order to make it MINE! :) Things I've learned - That you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them. *And sometimes people just don't love you, I have had this happen and well, it hurts like hell. But all you can do is move on a learn when these feelings are mutual and when they are nothing at all. That no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back. *This happens a lot in society, especially in my world. Sometimes it seems that I am more concerned with other's well-being than my own. But I am much better at caring for others than myself. That it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it. *SO TRUE! But no matter how many times someone has broken my trust, somehow I seem to give in and let them earn it back. Many people have betrayed me in some "not-so-friendly" ways, and then I have a habit of simply writin
Things That Piss Me Off...
Parents who lie about other peoples kids... Parents who don't take responsibility for their own kid's messups... Parents who think they can threaten single parents, because they just feel they have the g-damn right too... Parents who are ignorant to the law... Parents who place blame on everyone else... Parents who don't make their kids responsible... Parents who are big fukkin babies when there kid doesn't get the playing time they think he should have just because of his name....arghhhh All I can say is blame me for your kid's fukkups all you want, because when it comes to what is right and what is wrong I will be there to ram every word, every lie back down your throat. When it comes to my kid, and you are deliberately trying to hurt him...I will be your worse nightmare, I don't care who you are!!! If my son is at fault he will be responsible for his actions, that is what a good parent does. Teaches your child to be honest and respectful, and to own up when you are wro
Things We Are Lead To Do In Life
when all is said and done and we are lookin back on our lives and all our friends and lovers are gone can u sit back and be happy with ur life knowin it was all fake u were nothing more then a leech tryin to attatch urself to many people to see how far ur tourment could actually reach but ive gotta surprise for u and u will realize that im not that fool all those times u thought u were the one on top it was all just a part of the lil game and its almost time for that flop place ur bets one more time lets just go ahead and put everything right on that line whos got the better hand whos bluffing and whos gonna make that final stand truth be known i can see through ur lies i proved that a while back before all those lil sad goodbyes Now here we are, u with ur ways me with my fawked up days ive been lead down a dark road u think u know what im going through with ur gaze truth be known ur never gonna understad even if u were told my life isnt all glitz and
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it'
Think B-4 You Speak
No one knows what the other goes through! No one knows what is behind our sad eyes, or broken smiles. No one knows the thoughts that plague our minds, and trample our fragile souls. No one knows me well enough to see beyond my flesh! They cant see my shattered mind, or my broken heart! They cant read my mental resume, or see how life has taken me so far from where I have been. How bewildering! to think that no one knows how to creep into your head long enough to hear your deepest thoughts, only long enough to corrupt them.
14 Things My Mother Taught Me!
1.) My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning!" 2.) My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the carpet!" 3.) My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL - "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock your into the middle of next week!" 4.) My mother taught me Logic - "Because I said so, that's why!" 5.) My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear, incase you're in an accident!" 6.) My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep crying and I'll *give* you something to cry about!" 7.) My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!" 8.) My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!" 9.) My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished!" 10.) My mother taught me abo
The Things The Voices Say
whore bitch slut fag suicidal ungrateful cutter smoker fat stupid motherfucker failure latina adopted wiccan heretic unpatriotic heartless goth you fail at skool you fail at love you cry at night when no one can see you you slit ur wrist and cover it up in hopes no one can see it you half-wish someone would torture you at skool or kill you cuz THEN maybe THEN you'd get noticed you'r a fuckin outcast you'r a goddamn failure why would ANYONE want to be wit a fuck up like YOU?! just do it...kill urself...no one will care...how many people do you think care now?! you're such a stupid bitch!! EVERYONE HATES YOU!!!! you fuckin whore...you fucked urself up you'll never get into college! you'll never become anything great!! you'r parents dont love you, why should you're adopted parents love you when ur birth mom didnt?! you'r birth dad abandoned YOU and HER when he found out she was pregnant with YOU!! if only YOU hadnt come along then maybe she'd still have HIM!!! you'r bir
Things People Deal With But Neva Say.
sit here today thinking of alot of things. I am amused but at the same time Frowned Have you ever felt that at one point in your life you feel that youve found what you want in life and you finally get all or just feel happy with the person your with. Like nothing can surprise you or go wrong cause it seems so PERFECT, but then in the blink of an eye its all taken away with one word, text, message,voice mail, phone call, email or some kinda of connection to the world. Well i have and it sucks but i guess its times like these that show you what kind of people are out there or the person you'll become. Depending on the way you take it at least. I can tell you from the experinces I've delt with this pass year and few months all that Shit that happens to you, take it. Take it all in and use it. Use it to motivate yourself. You might say motivate yourself for WHAT? But you can use that for anything. To not be the asshole girlfriend to lie in som
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!
101 Things Not To Say During Sex Lol
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose 7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out 11. Person 1: This is your first time... right? Person 2: Yeah... today 12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 21. (holding a banana) It's just a l
Things You Are Dying To Know The Answers To!
1. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. 2. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it. 3. How do crazy people go through the forest? they take the psycho path. 4. How do you get holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 5. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam! 6. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's. 7. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. 8. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. 9. What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses. 10. What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quattro Sinko.... 11. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. 12. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. 13. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. 14. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? anyone can roast beef. 15. Where do y
30 Things Stressed Women May Say
1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you. 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. 3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up. 4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine? 5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. 6. Do I look like a people person? 7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting. 8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. 9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. 10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts self-control? 11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years. 12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. 13. Do they ever shut up on your planet? 14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. 15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet! 16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura. 17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too. 18. I work 45 hours a week to be
Thinking
Thinking by Sarah Healy Thinking. Can't stop thinking. Think of you. This. That. That Life. That day. That dream was mine. A utopian dream. Your aura; struck me like lightning to a tree. Pointy, like a star, you shone. So bright, yet not shining as a star would, But as apparent as white chalk on a blackboard. You would not show off like a star. Yet you did burn so hot, so fiercely, so explosively - you were a star in my eyes. But like all stars, you died. That gas was gone. No pull between us. The atmosphere was dry and I began to choke. I was taken from my star - like a child being taken from its poor, drunken mother - I did not know what was happening. Dazed. Confused. Without true reality, I there sat. Wondering. The end of my world had only just begun, with yours beginning.
Thinking....
Thinking about things...past, present and even the future. Why I am, I have no idea. It's really crazy that I have time to think and have thoughts running through my head. Ha! Anyhoo, I'm getting sick of my college classes. One week left until mid-terms and shit am I ever scared with what I have. I have to keep a C average in order to keep my aid and my loans. God, this is harder then I thought. All I say is at least it is giving me something to do instead of sitting at home doing nothing all day. I'm am trying this new workout plan I have. It was working for the first few days and then I didnt do it no more. LoL I am gonna get back on it tho. I am gonna work out more and all that good stuff so maybe I will have more confindence in myself. I know what people tell me but I need to believe it. *maybe it will happen* I better stop now so I can go to work. Hahaha! I hate work also! Not the best thing...warning dont ever work in radio unless you love music. Songs over and
Think Of Me....
sigh.... im not sure what else to think coz boredom is creeping inside me i just settle in a glass of water then that maybe whatever or whoever im thinking will think of me toooo... Hosted by Sparkle Tags
Things I Like
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10 Things That Make Golf Sound Really Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
Things Found Only In America
Things Found Only in America 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order popcorn, nachos, and a diet Coke at the movies. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in Ame
Thing To Know About Me...
OK, here's one thing to know about me... I'm mildly obsessed with the TV show Veronica Mars. What? You've never heard of it? Join the crowd! But, now in its third season, it's a critically acclaimed show that regularly makes "best TV shows" lists, and rightfully so. So, last night was the season premiere, and it was as great as ever! Lots of smart-aleck Veronica quips (yeah, I like the smartasses... wonder why?), great daddy/daughter bonding, and, oh, yeah, Logan got half-naked. (For more on Logan, see my Lust List blog entry.) Did I mention Logan was half-naked? Also, last night's episode included a great shout-out to the other astounding series I'm watching right now -- Battlestar Galactica. Rob Thomas rocks! I did mention I'm mildly obsessed, right? But this show is kickass. Great combination of drama and pathos and humor. Don't believe me? Come on over and I'll subject to the pilot... see if you can resist getting hooked! (I even got my sister's 63-year old
Things U Didnt Know U Didnt Know Lol Haha ( Thought Id Share This It Was To Good An Me An Zoey Even Tried The Tryables Lol Haha
THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU DIDN'T KNOW Did you know... It is impossible to lick your elbow. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. A shrimp's heart is in its head. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. Horses can't vomit. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descenda
The Things I Know
I was walking through the book store the other day and seen a book titles "Things men know about Women". I picked it up to have a look and all the pages were blank.. hehehe. This doesn't say much about us guys. So I figured this would be a good place to post what I have learned about women, to help out those of us guys that just don't understand them. When in a relationship pay attention to the little things that a woman does. These can give you hints as to her mood. When you ask her a question and she asnwers with " Fine, Whatever, or I don't care" That doesn't mean what you think it does. When you ask her "Whats wrong?" and she answers with "Nothing", there is something wrong. Want to make her happy, do unexpected things for her. Bring her home a rose, give up a night out with the guys to spend time with her, let her sleep in and let her wake up to a clean house and breakfast(a hint to the married guys). These little things will let her know you still care and love
Things Are Looking Good....
Went to my dr appt yesterday and found that my hormone level dropped by almost half again....went from 3444 to 1604 now to 964. we were very happy about that. seems that my body is taking care of things like it should be so far. will be having my blood drawn again on Mon and have the results tues at my appt. Hoping for another big drop on my way to ZERO...and back to normal...at least as normal as I can feel after all this. thanks for stopping in.
Think Before You Speck
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls" THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the m
19 Things To Do In The Bathroom Stall
19 Things to Do in the Bathroom Stall 1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise 4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot!! My glass eye!!" 6. Say "Darn, this water is cold." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh. Sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy !!" 11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters" 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neigh
20 Things A Girl Loves Her Guy To Do
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Thinking
ok so i screwed up the first try hahahaaaa dont laugh to much my first try i was thinking about seeing how many people i can get to start a lil group called the redneck mafia lol yeah sounds fun if anybody would like to chat about it hit me up i'll be looking for sparkle tags with the redneck mafia name so we can share all the fun and join of the lc hope yall can join me and we coulod have alot of fun
Thinkin Of Our Troops!!!
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Thinking Of Something
i would like to change my nick name and my back gtound but i have no idea what to use as a nick name or background ... if you have any ideas that you think would be great for me plz leave a comment
*80 Things U Probly Don't Know Bout Me (whether U Care Or Not *lol*)* Scroll Down. Dunno Y Its Like This
80 Things You Might Not Know About Me Whats your middle name?Rose How big is your bed?Big Enuff 4 2! What are you listening to right now?HipHop Nation on Sirius Satellite Radio What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?Nunya What was the last thing you ate?*Blush* A Hostess Ho-Ho Last person you hugged?Immy, My Coworker How is the weather right now?Chilly But Nice Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?Shawny\'s Voicemail..Seriously, My Last Coversation Was Wit Brandy What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex?Eyes & Smile Favorite type of Food.Pasta! Do you want children?I Did Til I Turned 30 Do you drink?Yes Ever get so drunk you don\'t remember the entire night?
Thinking About You!
I miss you come back.... I need your hot tender body close to me to keep me safe in the dark.. and to keep me warm all night while we snuggle and play... kiss and do what all us mammals are suppose to do..... MMMMMMMMMMM babe, I mis you.. Love ya lots UR CHICKY POO
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
101 Things Not To Say During Sex 1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose. 7. A little rug burn never hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out. 11. Person 1: This is your first time... right? Person 2: Yeah... today. 12. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think -- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. (Using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 21. (Holding a banana) It's just a
Think Back A Little...
Think back a while if you will. Back to day when life was simpler. When all you really wanted to do was wake up in the moring go out with your friends and enter a world of make believe.... Thank back to that time and let me know what you wanted to be when you grew up.... Me I wanted to be a Army man.... cause my older brother was into that kind of thing and we would play fake war games all the time... come on lets see what you wanted to be...
45 Things Every Girl Would Love
1-touch their waist 2-talk to them 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss them slowly are you remembering this? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends keep reading 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST 19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! ..20 u need to show her you mean it too 21-kiss her on the lips 22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff 23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD 24-make her feel loved 25-buy her stuff. small things c
30 Things A Guy Needs To Know About Women
This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. **4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. **7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did. 8.5 If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that
Things You Should Know To Pass On
> >> >LIFE IN THE 1500'S >> > >> >Interesting! >> > >> >The next time you are taking a shower and complain because the water >> >temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used >> >to > be. Here are some facts about life in the 1500's: >> > >> >These are interesting... >> > >> >Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath >> >in > May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were > starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. > Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. >> > >> >Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the >> >house > had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and > men, then the women and finally the children Last of all the babies. > By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. > Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water." >> > >
Things I Hate
I hate when people come into my house and automatically assume everything in it is thiers. I hate when people feel the need to tell me that its cold outside.... When I am standing outside. I hate when people point to thier wrist and ask what time it is.. I know where my god damn watch is. I hate when people are constantly telling me to smile. Yes.. I know my smile is attractive.. But exactly HOW attractive would it be if I was walking around grinning all the time. I hate when people tell me to relax...when I'm at work. Speaking of work, I hate when ppl tell me that I am taking it to seriously... Sorry.. but.. I like my job..and everything it entails.. and I take it very seriously. I hate when people think that they need to be center of attention.. when in all reality.. they aren't important enough. I hate when people think that you should laugh... giggle... chuckle.. at the stupid shit they say... ummm I think I'm done ranting for now... But I'm
Things Poly's Should Know
By Mistress Matisse Having three people in a happy, perfectly balanced sexual relationship is often regarded as the Holy Grail of polyamory. But in Arthurian legend, Galahad, the guy who actually reached the Grail, was a virgin who led a sinless life. Let that serve as an example of the difficulty and sacrifices usually required to make one's triad dreams come true. Got the hots for one of those strictly monogamous people? Yeah, they're like puppies—really cute, but often a whole lot of trouble. They either toy with you until they get another mono partner, or worse yet, they'll try to make you be monogamous, too. Being poly means seeing all the good movies at least twice—once with each partner. It also means you'll baffle restaurant servers if you frequently take your partners to the same places for dinner, either separately or all three of you together. It's not uncommon for poly people to write down specific agreements they make with lovers—about things like safer sex, re
99 Things Survey *updated* ( I Stole This From Dustin)
99 things bout myself 1. Full Name: Jennifer Lynn Private (yes it's real) 2. Nicknames: Miss Marrrder and Pepsi (don't ask) 3. Birthday: October 19 (soon, crap) 4. Place of Birth: Chicago 5. Zodiac Sign: Libra 6. Male or female: Female 7. Grade: graduated 1997 8. School: none at the moment 9. Occupation: none lol but looking
6 Things
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1)When I wash dishes its always the same...glasses...plates...silverware...and so on..I dont do them all at the same time...I get bored and get on my PC 2) I can actually walk with my eyes closed and get to where Im going without bumping into anything or anyone. 3)When I take a bath...I take my radio in there with me and I stay in there for hours and soak and sing. 4) I dont know why but for some reason I find bald men with gotees attractive. 5) I am right handed but I do more things with my left hand than my right hand. 6) When I go out to eat I like to go to the cheapest place I can..which is usually McDonalds and get the
6 Things.
This game is called 6 weird things u state six wierd habits or things u do or like and then comment on 6 people and ask them to go to your blog to read your wierd things and ask them to make a blog and create 6 wierd things for u all to read.. 1. cleaning out the link trap in the dryer grosses me out it i wasnt the last person using it. ( i live in a apt so lots of people use them.) 2. i live in wisconsin and i hate all pro sports teams from here. 3. one of my favorite movies is the sound of music. 4. i am afraid of fire large amounts of water and clowns and big dogs. 5. i still to this day hate talking to guys on the phone. 6. I want a tatoo of a scarub beatle endorned it jewels over my heart. smokeyhazelice #1 regect dior just another victim( my LC husband) ezra valentine shroomz
Think About It
The Room 17-year-old Brian Moore had only a short time to write something for a class. The subject was what Heaven was like. "I wowed 'em," he later told his father, Bruce. "It's a killer. It's the best thing I ever wrote." It also was the last. Brian's parents had forgotten about the essay when a cousin found it while cleaning out the teenager's locker at Teary Valley High School. Brian had been dead only hours, but his parents desperately wanted every piece of his life near them-notes from classmates and teachers, his homework. Only two months before, he had handwritten the essay about encountering Jesus in a file room full of cards detailing every moment of the teen's life. But it was only after Brian's death that Beth and Bruce Moore realized that their son had described his view of heaven. "It makes such an impact that people want to share it. You feel like you are there." Mr.. Moore said. Brian Moore died May 27, 1997, the day after Memorial Day. He was driving home fro
6 Things
1. Anything that happens I have an ICP or Twiztid song to go with it. Someone will say fuck that and I bust out fuck that bitch suck that I was born with a wang but I never had a nutsack. My friends really yell at me for it. 2. I sing and dance while I clean my kids even think I am a dork. 3. I call a drink pop instead of soda. 4. We get in holloween makeup just to go to the bar. 5. I carry my pillow all around the house and play with the pillow case. 6. Your mom MUAH
99 Things
99 things bout myself 1. Full Name: Karina Nikitichna N 2. Nicknames:karina, karusha, karisha, 3. Birthday: July 15, 1983 4. Place of Birth: Lvov ukraine 5. Zodiac Sign: Cancer 6. Male or female: Female 7. Grade: Graduated 2006 8. School: UNL 9. Occupation: Technician in a science lab 10. Residence: Nebraska 11. MSN Screen Name: if you want it ask it __Your Appearance___ 12. Hair Colour: Redish brown 13. Hair Length: Almost to my waist 14. Eye colour: Green 15. Weight: average idk havenet weighed myself in weeks 16. Height: 5'5" 17. Braces? No 18. Glasses? Sometimes 19. Piercings: Ears 20. Tattoos:Not yet 21. Righty or Lefty: Righty ___Your 'Firsts'___ 22. First best friend: Shanna 23. First Award: Some art award 24. First Sport You Joined: Gymnastics 25. First pet: A dog mix with a wolf, he bit my ancles 26. First Real Vacation: Black Sea 27. First Concert:I dont remember 28. First Love:Never been in love ___ Favourites___ 29. film: Pride a
99 Things...yup, I Stole It From Jen And Narco99 Things Bout Myself
99 things bout myself 1. Full Name: Allen R Croom 2. Nicknames: OI, here we go...Asshole, Capt Crunch, Daddy Gorilla, Jarhead, Devildog, Sah 3. Birthday: August 5 4. Place of Birth: Florrisant 5. Zodiac Sign: Leo 6. Male or female: Male 7. Grade: graduated 1998 8. School: none at the moment 9. Occupation: Disabled Vet 10. Residence: Hell, rofl, j/k, Highland 11. MSN Screen Name: Woosah __Your Appearance___ 12. Hair Colour: Brownish Blond 13. Hair Length: Really short 14. Eye colour: Blue 15. Weight: 155 16. Height: 5'10" 17. Braces? Nope 18. Glasses? Yes 19. Piercings: 0, but i had my tongue pierced at one time 20. Tattoos: 2 quarter sleeves 21. Righty or Lefty: Righty ___Your 'Firsts'___ 22. First best friend: Skip 23. First Award: 1st place in a pumpkin decorating contest in 3rd grade 24. First Sport You Joined: Channel surfing 25. First pet: A dog name Deseree 26. First Real Vacation: never had one, several road trips out of boredom, bu
99 Things About Me
99 things bout myself 1. Full Name: Jason Leon Maxfield 2. Nicknames: Acid 3. Birthday: June 9th 4. Place of Birth: Oceanside, CA 5. Zodiac Sign: Gemini 6. Male or female: Male 7. Grade: graduated 1990 8. School: none at the moment 9. Occupation: taking care of my health and my mom 10. Residence: Paso Robles, CA 11. MSN Screen Name: Jason __Your Appearance___ 12. Hair Colour: Brown, w/ Grey creeping in everywhere 13. Hair Length: Short 14. Eye colour: Blue 15. Weight: somewhere over 450 16. Height: 6'5" 17. Braces? Nope 18. Glasses? yeah, but I don't wear them lol (mild nearsightedness) 19. Piercings: none 20. Tattoos: none 21. Righty or Lefty: Righty ___Your 'Firsts'___ 22. First best friend: can't remember 23. First Award: can't remember that either... possibly little league championship trophy when I was like 8 24. First Sport You Joined: Baseball 25. First pet: cat... can't remember name 26. First Real Vacation: lol what's that? never been on one
Thinking Of Things
So here I am, thinking of shit. A bunch of shit. All the thoughts in my head are running 1 million mph in my brain and it's hard to sort out. All I know is right now I can't stop listening to Jimmi Hendrix's "Voodoo Child (Slight Return)", The Rolling Stones "Paint It Black", Lynard Skynard's "Free Bird" and Led Zepplin's "Stairway To Heaven." So yea, besides standing next to a mountain, I have a crucial decision to make within the next week. Something that will determine how the rest of my life is gonna turn out. Besides that and work drama. Let me divulge into the work drama: Well I went to work with a hangover and I really didn't feel like driving. Among other things, they put me in the truck that was a standard... I can't drive standard for shit. So I let the dude I was with that knew how to drive standard take my place behind the wheel. So 2 deliveries later, BAM! this motherfucker hits a car. We have to go take a drug test. Normally, I wouldn't give a rat's hairy mother
Thinking A Few Stray Thoughts
1 HOW COULD ANYONE POSSIBLY WANT TO PUT AN INCUMBENT BACK IN OFFICE. THE GOP LIE, OFFISCATE AND CORRUPT EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH. THE DEMOCRATS ARE SO DYSFUNCTIONAL THEY COULDN'T SAY SH*T IF THEY HAD A MOUTHFUL OF IT~~ WHICH THEY USUALLY DO~ THE RICH GET RICHERER THE POOR GET POORER THE MIDDLE CLASS IS SHRINKING FAST AMERICANS ARE HATED ALL OVER THE WORLD THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION HAS BAMBOOZLED THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT. OUR KIDS ARE IN TROUBLE WITH DEBT AND NO JOBS AND POUROUS SECURITY. 2 TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING THERE ARE TOO MANY DISEASES HEALTH CARE IS A MESS WE HAVE GREAT DOCTORS AND NURSES BUT A A PISS POOR SYSTEM. 3 WE HAVE SOME GREAT KIDS~ WHO BRING US JOY AND HAPPINESS AND ARE GOOD 4 BUT WE HAVE ALSO TOO MANY KIDS THAT SEEK ATTENTION IN THE WRONG WAYS~COLUMBINE, THE AMISH SCHOOL, ETC ETC ETC 5 ARE HEROES ARE OFTEN MAL-ADJUSTED ATHLETES. THERE ARE GOOD ONES BUT WE NEED OUR PARENTS TO BE OUR KIDS HEROES. 6 THERE ARE MANY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD AND
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I've learned. . . that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I've learned. . . that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I've learned. . . that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I've learned. . . that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I've learned. . . that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I've learned. . . that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I've learned. . . that you can keep going long after you can't. I've learned. . . that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I've learned. . . that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I've learned. . . that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and th
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24 Things
6 Things About Me.
ach player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1.I'm In love with my bike but If there was a woman my bike would be 2 2.I'm verry anal about the way I look all the time you doent get a 2 chance to make a first impression.No wat I meen baby. 3.Its all about the woman I take my time and do It right the fist time and 2 time and 3 time you get the drift of things right. 4.I realy respect woman I am a lesbian trapped In a mans body.No realy lol. 5.Ilove girls with dimpples on there back right above there asssssss thas hot. 6.I love sex everything about It the touch of a woman there Is nothing like It the way they smell mmmm. The 6 people Im going to tag is 1. tater 2.blu
The Things I Miss
the things I miss.. I miss the smell of you I miss the low tone of your voice I miss your crabby face I miss your thin fingers I miss your long legs I miss your cooking I miss the words you say But I REALLY... Miss the way you kissed me when you were on top of me Miss the look in your eyes when you are hard and ready Miss the sexy glare you gave me when you were in my mouth Miss the way you pull my hair as you pounded me Miss the sound you made when I came in your mouth Miss the deep sighs of pleasure when you were in me Miss the growl you let out when you finally cum And still... I miss the vibe I miss the body I miss the soul I miss the moments I miss the "I love you"s I miss the man I miss just you
Things About Me
I was tagged by Metalmania321. Here's the rules ,list six weird things or habits about yourself, list six friends you would like to play tag them and comment so they will check the blog for details. Here Goes: 1. I'm stuck in the 80's! 2. I love long hair on men, but hate too much hair on their bodies. 3. I'm hooked on watching Dog the Bounty Hunter and cops...gotta love em. 4. I get extremely giddy and silly when I'm overtired. 5. I'm too stubborn for my own good. 6. I'm very sentimental and a hopeless romantic.
Things We Know Because Of Tv
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99 Things About Me
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Thinking
Ok I've been thinking on something. Why is it everyone has there guard set so high? Yeah I know we've all been hurt and don't want to go through it again. I can understand that. Then again what if you find someone who you can talk to. You enjoy their company and so far they have been honest with you, why do we always run away? Or back off. Why not take that chance of just hanging out? Talking and just see what happens? If anything you'll have a good friend out of the deal. Something great could happen. You could find that your friend is also the one you love. I believe that's the way two people should be together. You should be best friends, lovers and protectors of each other. To hold each other up and face everything together. To do the little things that mean so much... like place your hand on their leg when sitting close to each other. Curl up on the couch and watch tv. For the guy pick her up and take her out in the rain and play. Girls who cares if your hair gets wet it will dry.
6 Things
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things or habits about themselves. People who are tagged should write a blog with their own 6 weird things or habits, and state this rule clearly. Choose 6 people to be tagged, list their names, leave them a comment and tell them they are tagged and to check your blog for details. It's fun! 1. Going with the hamburger theory...When I order fast food I have to add and minus things so it is made fresh. I can't stand heat lamped food or having cold fast food. 2. I have to take a shower prior to having sex. I already take 2-3 showers a day so I guess I have personal hygiene issues. 3. Im 32 and I don't drink or do any drugs and can't stand to be around either of them. I can't handle bars or clubs...Drunk and intoxicated people bug the hell out of me. 4. I love sex and foreplay but having a man go down on me does nothing for me...I would much prefer giving oral and getting self gratification from the reactions of him than it be
30 Things U Might Not Know
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30 Things You'd Never Think To Ask
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? ya 2. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster? ya 3. When's the last time you've been sledding? never have 4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? alone 5. Do you believe in ghosts? no 6. Do you consider yourself creative? ya sure 7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? ya 8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? duh thats a stupid question my wife angelina jolie 9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics? no lol 10. Do you know how to play poker? no 11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? ya 12. What's your favorite commercial? HEAD ON apply directly on your head..HEAD ON HEAD ON HEAD ON lol 13. Who was your first love? robert 14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light? no 15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?ya 16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? none 17. Have you ever be
Things I Love To See (poem By Smb)
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Things That Guys Never Say
Things And Life
Things that bother people aren't always the same. Somethings bring out rage, some bring out anger, some bring out sorrow.. but yet most bring out agravation. I see this daily at work. Its actually funny sometimes depending on the situation. There are things in life that make a difference in your paths. Little compliments you may recieve or just being around family and friends. I know that my family is one thing that brings me to life....lol most times.. only when my kids aren't listening and i have to yell.. but even then it brings me to life. My main thought in life is always to remember no matter how bad times may be there is sure to be someone else in worse times then you are. Not that this is a bright thing but its a thought. I have had many turns in life that have made me doubt life in general... and these are also in my mind daily. But then you may read the newspaper or watch the news and find something worse. For those that know me I am fairly easy to get along with no matte
Things That Matter
When i was a kid, Remembrance Day used to mean 2 things....no school, and going to Remembrance Day ceremony with Gramma. Not really knowing the full extent of that day, i believed that it was a fun time to go see all the old soldiers march, and have as many sandwiches as i could stuff down my throat later on, at the legion. As i got older, i had joined the Air Cadets, and began marching in the parade on Remembrance Day. Gramma used to tell me how she was so proud of me for doing so. Between the time that i had finished with cadets, and my time in the army, the school system decided that school was not going to be let out for Remembrance Day. I told my dad that i was going to miss school, and go to the ceremony......and he told me if i did, i should pack a suitcase, because i was not going to be let back in the house. His point....i should have been in school, and not taking the day off....he respected my desire to be at the Remembrance Day ceremony....just that he believed tha
Things That Go Bump In The Night
Things That Go Bump In The Night It's the right of a passing fancy flight, Just one more account...of things that go 'bunp' in the night.... What is that sound what could it mean? Is it something creepy for Halloween? It's the right of a passing fancy flight.... Jut one more account of things that go 'bump' in the night..... It's all the rage and it's all upstairs, These midnight manuevered shadowed affairs, No, it's the right of the passing fancy flight, Just one more account of the things that go 'bump' in the night..... It's noisey and there is laughter all around! Oh LOOK ! A costume or two can even be found! It's a witch with a pointy hat and a broom... Walking past a window in a bedroom!! It's the clock striking the DEAD of night! So why aren't we all in a tizzy of FRIGHT?! It's the right of a passing fancy flight..... Just one more account of things that go 'bumop' in the night.... There are moans and groans and chains all around! Is this just the sounds of the season
6 Things About Me
1. I'm ADDICTED to Diet Pepsi 2. Everything I own is BLUE 3. I like being by myself 4. I hate wearing shoes 5. I have a dog that's hooked on coffee 6. I have been told that I am strange, twisted, nuts,but hey,,,,,,,aren't we all!?
41 Things You'd Never Think To Ask...apparently
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops? YES 2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters? YES 3. When's the last time you've been sledding? WHEN I WAS ABOUT 11 LOL 4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? WITH SOMEONE 5. Do you believe in ghosts? SPIRITS YES, GHOSTS NO. 6. Do you consider yourself creative? VERY 7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife? HE HAD SOMEONE DO IT I BELIEVE 8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? ANGELINA OF COURSE! 9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics? JUST WHAT NEEDS TO BE KNOWN 10. Do you know how to play poker? NO 11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? OH YEAH 12. What's your favorite commercial? THE DISNEY COMMERCIAL WHERE AT THE END THE LUIL BOY SAYS "WE'RE TOO EXCITED TO SLEEP" TOO CUTE [HEY WHERE'S 13 AND 14? LOL 15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? YES 16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? YANKEES 17. Have you ever been Ice Skatin
Things Falling Apart
Everything I have ever hoped for, Has all fallen completely apart. Should I give up and say I'm through, Or should I trust my heart? I don't know the answer now, I may never know it at all. I may stay strong and keep my faith, Or I could lose balance and fall. My friends all try to help me, But it doesn't affect me at all. They want me to be happy again, They don't want me to stall. They worry about what I might do, They want my life to be spared. I don't know what is in store for me, And I am at this moment scared. Because I never before have felt this way, I hope that I get better, And out of this depression fall. Or I might do a drastic thing, And I might not be living at all. © Tanya Lanea Carson 2006
50 Things Most Girls Don't Know About Guys
1. Guys hate sluts. 2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. 5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend. 11. Guys get jealous easily. 12. Guys are more
16 Things Not To Do At A Wall-mart!!!
16 Things NOT To Do At A Wall-Mart!!! 1. Get 24 Boxes Of Condoms And Randomly Put Them In People's Carts When They Aren't Looking!!! 2. Set All The Alarm Clocks In Housewares To Go Off At 5-Minute Intervals!!! 3. Make A Trail Of Tomato Juice On The Floor Leading To The Rest Rooms!!! 4. Walk Up To An Employee And Tell Him/Her In An Official Tone, " 'Code 3' In Housewares".... And See What Happens!!! 5. Go To The Service Desk And Ask To Put A Bag Of M&M's On Lay Away!!! 6. Move A 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' Sign To A Carpeted Area!!! 7. Set Up A Tent In The Camping Department And Tell Other Shoppers You'll Invite Them In If They'll Bring Pillows From The Bedding Department!!! 8. When A Clerk Asks If They Can Help You, Begin To Cry And Ask, "Why Can't You People Just Leave Me Alone???" 9. Look Right Into The Security Camera And Use It As A Mirror, And Pick Your Nose!!! 10. While Handling Guns In The Hunting Department, Ask The Clerk If He Knows Where The Anti-Depre
Thinking Of You!!
you make me warm, You make me sigh, When I see you, In my mind, Your beautiful hair, Your Beautiful Eyes, Make me feel, Like ill never Die, When I am sad, and cant make it through, I just close my eyes, and dream of you, For at that time, While your on my mind, all my problems, Are left behind. If I had to choose, I wouldn’t change a thing, Because your perfect, Just like a dream, Id kill for you, And even die, To make your life, Last a longtime, You were sent from heaven, I know its true, Because no one else
Things I Think About..
I WONDER HOW THE NET GOT TO BE THE WAY IT IS.. WOMEN THINK .. (WELL NOT ALL AND REMMBER NOT JUDGING..) THAT IF YOU SHOW SOME CEVELAGE OR SOMETHING YOU WILL GET MORE ATTENTION AND MAYBE NOTICED MUCH MORE.,. ISNT THAT SAD?>? I THINK SO.. BECAUSE WE SHOULDNT HAVE TO DO THAT.. I THOUGHT AT TOO WAY BACK WHEN.. WAS IN AND OWNED YAHOO GROUPS.. FLIRTING ONES.. AND WAS KINDA OUT THERE.,. FLIRTING AND PLEASING MEN.. BIG MISTAKE.. BECAUSE MEN WELL ONES I KNEW.. AND NOT ALL BUT A LOT WANTED ONE THING.. TO KEEP GETTING MORE AND MORE PICS.. EVEN ASKED FOR NAKED ONES.. AND WANTED TO GET OFF.. AND OF COURSE WANTED ME TO HELP THEM.. BOYYYYYY.. IT WAS MUCH TOO MUCH..AND I THINK I FINALLY RELAIZED I DIDNT NEED THAT OR WANT THAT ATTENTION.. AND SO NOW.. I JUST WANT GOOD FRIENDS.. ONES WHO ARE AND ACEPT ME FOR ME AND DONT WANT MORE THAN THAT.. I AM HAPPY AT HOME AND REALLY PUTTING MORE INTO MY MARRIAGE.. AND HAPPY WITH ME TOO..!! I HATE TO SEE SO MANY WHO DONT FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES OR NEED ATTENTION
Things Guys Should Know
30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS: 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mad. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. 8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did. 9. You can
Think Your Pics Are Safe? Well Check This Out!
Ok... so you whine bitch and complain about your stuff being ripped copied and stolen. Well, newsflash.. everyone on the internet can access your files to copy! Try this.. Go to www.google.com and type in your online name. I would venture to say that you will appear in one of the first three options, and guess what, it's your lost cherry id! Here's mine... lostCherry user: The Perfect Sarcastic Bitch Returns (140421)The Perfect Sarcastic Bitch Returns's recent blog posts:. Child Predators (worth the watch). 2006-10-05 (22 views) (3 comments) ... www.lostcherry.com/user/140421 - 69k - Cached - Similar pages So don't be so nieve people! Don't post stuff you don't want spread all over the internet!!!
Things
ive felt the world come crashing in I can feel myself giving in I am tired lonely sick and scared I am afraid to know you and I dont dare to let you in my world at all I can feel im setting up for a fall because we dont want the same things and I cant take another day of being second best or being just like all the rest and not being the only one its easier to just be done and never let myself reach out and take no chances or erase all doubt and return to the man I used to be in the darkness you will comfot me but this wont happen and its wrong someone always seems to come along and take my place as the one I will never try again im done
Thinking In Autumn
Autumn, what a beautiful season one of the most romantics seasons, with those beautiful colors , a slow wind that blows gently your face. But more likely when the sunset comes those magnificent colors mixed the trees leaf colors. I am walking in this peaceful park , about few hours later , i came across a big fountain with some beautiful Roses. But then something got my attention , i look all over my horizon and i see : -Those colors of the sunset are has beautiful has her face. -Those light has brilliant has her graceful hair. -She is Has wild has the Nature. - Has Lovely has the Flowers. Then I open my eyes , and i have this... HOT , HARD , STEAMY feeling... and is not my hot cock... But this is a feeling , a sensation , a need... That I want to wake up by your.. SIDE
Thinking
thinkg of my baby all the time cant get him out of my mind
Thinking Of You
Thinking Of You
Words would flow easily Remember back when You gave me the reason To pick up my pen Yet thoughts give reason That I need to express Since I think of you often In fact more not less Emotions need releasing Even the sad and blue So I still attempt to write Although I miss you Because I had no closure My feelings never wane I write down my thoughts Thinking of you again
Think About Me?
...and it was another chance for me, another chance to make you believe your near. You'll never know what it's to always be last in line with no chance to fight, you're so far gone that you can't even see the light ...and it feels so dark inside me now because there's no one there you'll never know what it's like to be the one who really cares... So long the time ago to be what I wanted to be to you You said, "Don't hold me down, I've got to go and do what I have dreamed, not knowing where you are and missing you would be good for you and me." ...and it feels so dark inside me now because there's no one there you'll never know what it's like to be the one who really cares... Could it be that years have gone from me, gone away waiting for the one I loved? Do you think about me?
Thinkinggggggggggg
Come on ladies let get this LC rockin and have some fun, remember I have addy for msn and yahoo!!!Let have fun and let me know if you want some, just asks! ;-)
45 Things Every Girl Needs... (thought I Had Posted This Before, But Didnt Find It)
1-touch their waist 2-talk to them 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss them slowly are you remembering this? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends keep reading 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST 19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! ..20 u need to show her you mean it too 21-kiss her on the lips 22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff 23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD 24-make her feel loved 25-buy her stuff. small things c
The Things I Do When I Get Bored Lol
100 Things About Me (another Survey)
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12 Things The Negro Must Do For Himself
12 Things The Negro Must Do For Himself by Nannie Helen Burroughs 1. The Negro Must Learn To Put First Things First. The First Things Are: Education; Development of Character Traits; A Trade and Home Ownership. The Negro puts too much of his earning in clothes, in food, in show and in having what he calls "a good time." The Dr. Kelly Miller said, "The Negro buys what he WANTS and begs for what he Needs." 2. The Negro Must Stop Expecting God and White Folk To Do For Him What He Can Do For Himself. It is the "Divine Plan" that the strong shall help the weak, but even God does not do for man what man can do for himself. The Negro will have to do exactly what Jesus told the man (in John 5:8) to do--Carry his own load--"Take up your bed and walk." 3. The Negro Must Keep Himself, His Children And His Home Clean And Make The Surroundings In Which He Lives Comfortable and Attractive. He must learn to "run his community up"--
Think About This
Jack took a long look at his speedometer before slowing down: 73 in a 55 zone. Fourth time in as many months. How could a guy get caught so often? When his car had slowed to 10 miles an hour, Jack pulled over, but only partially. Let the cop worry about the potential traffic hazard. Maybe some other car will tweak his backside with a mirror. The cop was stepping out of his car, the big pad in hand. Bob? Bob from Church? Jack sunk farther into his trench coat. This was worse than the coming ticket. A cop catching a guy from his own church. A guy who happened to be a little eager to get home after a long day at the office. A guy he was about to play golf with tomorrow. Jumping out of the car, he approached a man he saw every Sunday, a man he'd never seen in uniform. "Hi, Bob. Fancy meeting you like this." "Hello, Jack." No smile. "Guess you caught me red-handed in a rush to see my wife and kids." "Yeah, I guess." Bob seemed uncertain. Good. "I've seen some
10 Things Ladies Should Know About Men!!!
Here Are The Top Ten Reasons Why Women Keep Themselves From Living The Love Life Of They're Dreams— And How To Make Sure You Avoid Every One Of Them... read more MISTAKE #1: Betting Your Love Life On His “Potential” Do you know any women who want the man they're dating to behave differently? Of course you do. And just like me, I'm sure you have friends who date guys who don't have much going for them or who don't treat them very well. Somehow these women always have an excuse for the guy's shortcomings. What's going on here? It's actually very simple. Women (and men) don't base their choices of men on how "nice" or "good" someone is to them day-to-day. Women choose the men they do because they feel a powerful GUT LEVEL ATTRACTION for them. And guess what? Some women will continue to put up with a guy that doesn't treat them very well. Sometimes for months or years... But why
Thinking Aloud
Thinking Aloud Though stranger things have happened still, My love for you cannot compare. While confusion stirs and my heart cries, I vow to be there for you till the day I die. I see you struggle in the darkness of night, Though trying not to let me see… I cannot help but to hear your pain, And hold you close to me again. When nothing else can reach your thought, I focus on your lover’s heart… To see what protects you from walls still alive. And yet I see you smile… Your life shows promise with strength and love Keeping on your feet even when there’s no ground to stand on. Throwing me for a loop with your turnaround abilities Awestruck as you stay afloat in time… You amaze me in every way possible… Your intellect, your strength, your love, your hardships, your Everything! I can’t even begin to say what makes you tear up and jump To life! But I’d be willing to take the rest of my life to see you in all The changes of the wind of your being… Too many
Thinking About You
I thought about you today...a smile coming to my lips as I remembered our last conversation. It started out so simply, and somehow turned erotic. I wanted you so much right then. I thought about you when I slid into bed...a smile coming to my lips as I thought about how it would be if you were here beside me. As I turned out the light by my bedside....I thought about you...reaching for me in the darkness. I let my hands and fingers lightly glide down over my breasts, down to my nipples. I could feel them becoming erect, as I thought about you. Over my stomach, my fingers trailed....gently kneading...greatly needing. As my hand touched my mound, my legs spread...knees laying wide apart...the soles of my feet touching. One finger entered between the hot moist lips of my pussy, rubbing just at the upper base of my clit. A feeling of tranquility came over me as I gently rubbed that cord of passion. I thought about how your tongue would feel...licking...sucking the tip of my clit. I cou
Thinking Of You
Thinking About You
20 Things Girls Wants To Know About Guys
Things Woman Do For Beauty..
Alright, I'm a womana nd I have been a female all my life, okay.. And as I grow up, I've notice the whole having to look good, make up, dressing up, heels, stocking, short shirks, shaving and the worst of it all...waxing. My experience with waxing... That is something I never want to understand, get or anything..ever...and here's why... Okay, the other night I'm in walmart and I'm glancing through the asiles, just brosing for things ya know.. GO into walmart for one thing and come out with everything ya really don't need. Well, this time I came out with something i damn sure didn't want or need. Well, I was in cosmetics, looking at the new shit. See, I hardly wear make up, but every once in a while, I'll buy something, just for the hell of it. Well, I was looking at the shaving things and came across the waxing section and figured.."Hey, I haven't shaved in a while, and I've been looking for something that's so much easier than shaving... so, why not?!" My dumbass, begins to pro
5 Things Women Should Be Grateful For
Married, single or in a relationship, the stuff we often take for granted is just what we should be grateful for! Food, shelter, health, love, family, friends… As a general rule, no matter how bad things may sometimes seem, we’ve all got a lot for which to be thankful. Here are some of the seemingly small things many women take for granted: Freedom: and I don’t mean this in the political sense we’re always hearing about on the news. Whether you’re single or in a relationship, you have power over the decisions you make. Sometimes they’re harder than others, but the simple truth is that you create your own reality by the choices you make. So if you’re single, choose to make the most of your time with yourself – don’t sit around waiting for a man to complete you – complete yourself and a man to compliment you will come. And if you’re involved, remember who you are independent of your partner. The best way to have a healthy, happy relationship is to be two individuals… you know the
Thinking Of You
Thinking I Need A Change..
Tuesday, October 24, 2006 Current mood: determined Category: Life ok well as u know Im so sick of my job so i been trying to find a new job today im going for a interview and then puting more apps out and see what happends.. plus i also been think alot about going to collage for fashion design and thinking about to to New York to the Parsons The New School For Design.. and yeah maybe move there.. i need to start new somewhere and i think if i get accepted it would be good for me something different new expreiance for me.. if i dont get accepted then i will to Rhode Island School Of design and stay here in RI.. yippy.. wish me luck i want the chance, i need a change get away from RI and start new...
Thinking Of You
In my heart is where you'll stay thinking about you each and every day. Some things that happened were beyond my control it hurts sometimes but I had to let go. Our love was strong it felt so real sometimes I questioned the things you feel. There are no regrets not one, it's true but God only knows the reasons we're through. Be filled with laughter and maybe some smiles sending warm wishes along all these miles.
Thinking
Thinking is overrated full of love and hatred all these thoughts running through my head feeling these thoughts better off dead knowing no-one knows places no-one goes I have this feeling unable to let it go my sanity is waining not willing to let it show I see one I like one I want one I say none to anyone
Thinking Of You
Thinking Of you my sadistic Gothic Soldier Sitting here thinking of you. wondering if your sleeping. dreaming of our life togeather. or are you looking up at the stars. sitting here thinking of all the fun times we have shared. of all the fun times we have yet to share. no matter the joy or the pain baby im here for both. thinking of the nights you held me in your arms. and the nights i held you. the feel of your lips on mine. the smell of your colonge. the way your eyes light up when you smile. the sound of your voice weather it be whispering thos tender caring words. or singing or just talking. thinking if you and how your hands feel on my body, how just the touch of your hand on mine relaxes me. the feel of your arm around me lets me know that everything will be ok. thinking of you baby, thinking of how much i miss you, how much you mean to me. how much i love you. how much i care and need you.
69 Things About Me
The 69 yes or no questions Survey 69 questions about what you have done, be truthful! Q1) smoked a cigarette~ yes, but no longer. Q2) smoked a cigar~yes Q3) crashed a friends car~no Q4) stolen a car~no Q5) been in love~yes Q6) been dumped~yes Q7) done a shot~many lol Q8) been fired~yes Q9) been in a fist fight~yes Q10) snuck out of your house~yes Q11) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back~yes Q12) been arrested~no Q13) made out with a stranger~no Q14) gone on a blind date~no Q15) lied to a friend~yes Q16) had a crush on a teacher~yes Q17) skipped school~yes Q18) seen someone die~no Q19) been on a plane~no Q20) thrown up in a bar~no Q21) done hard drugs~no Q22) miss someone right now~yes Q23) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by~yes Q24) made a snow angel~yes Q25) played dress up~ no Q26) cheated while playing a game~yes Q27) been lonely~yes Q28) fallen asleep at work/school~yes Q29) used a fake id~yes Q30) felt an earthquake~oh
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Things That Sound Dirty In Football
Things that Sound Dirty in Football 1. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it. 2. He came at his blind side and got him from behind. 3. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow. 4. It's a game of inches. 5. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it. 6. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding. 7. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow. 8. He found his tight end. 9. End around. 10. He had to stretch to get it in. 11. He gets penetration in the backfield. 12. He blows them off (at the line). 13. He bangs it in. 14. He could go all the way. 15. He gets it off just in time. 16. He goes deep. 17. He found a hole and slid through it. 18. He pounds it in. 19. He beats them off (the line). 20. He's got great hands.
Things That Sound Dirty In Golf
Things that Sound Dirty in Golf 1. Nuts! My shaft is bent. 2. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. Look at the size of his putter. 5. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more. 6. mind if I join your threesome? 7. Stand with your back turned and drop it. 8. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 9. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired. 10. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.
Thinking Of You My Friends
Things To Do While Shopping
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously lo
Thinking Of Another
I sit here with one as I think of another. Torn with no ending desperate for happiness listening to others silence I stay but within I know I am but alone with one. Bitter tears I know
Things We Say.
What doesn't kill you, will only make you stronger." When I die I will have plenty of time to sleep.
Things You Should Know But Dont
Subject: THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BUT PROBABLY DON'T . . . 1 . Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper. 3. The dot over the letter I is called a "tittle". 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller. 6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino. 9. On average,12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily. 10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister. 11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog. 12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explo! de.
69 Things Ive Done
The 69 yes or no questions Survey 69 questions about what you have done, be truthful! Q1) smoked a cigarette~No Q2) smoked a cigar~No Q3) crashed a friends car~No Q4) stolen a car~No Q5) been in love~No Q6) been dumped~yes Q7) done a shot~No Q8) been fired~No Q9) been in a fist fight~Yes Q10) snuck out of your house~NO Q11) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back~Yes Q12) been arrested~No Q13) made out with a stranger~No Q14) gone on a blind date~No Q15) lied to a friend~Yes Q16) had a crush on a teacher~No Q17) skipped school~Yes Q18) seen someone die~No Q19) been on a plane~Yes Q20) thrown up in a bar~No Q21) done hard drugs~No Q22) miss someone right now~No Q23) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by~Yes Q24) made a snow angel~No Q25) played dress up~ Yes Q26) cheated while playing a game~Yes Q27) been lonely~No Q28) fallen asleep at work/school~Yes Q29) used a fake id~No Q30) felt an earthquake~No Q31) touched a snake~Yes Q32
Thinking About
thinking about taking some time off of this site. it's a fun site, don't get me wrong, but i find that i just don't want to sit on the computer as much as i used to. i have a fantastic boyfriend who i adore more than words. keep leaving some love and i'll return the favor. have a great holiday season everyone!!
Think Of You
You're the first thing I think of Each morning when I rise You're the last thing I think of When I close my eyes You're in each thought I have And every breath I take My feelings are growing stronger With every move you make You're an angel from above who takes away my pain My love for you is so strong It's always just the same You're the miracle in my life Who can always make me smile Just knowing that you care Makes my life worth-while You've touched my heart and soul Which you have from the start Your warm soft words Will never leave my heart You are everything I want You're so pure and true I love you with everything I have And I love everything that you do
Things That Hallmark Cards Don't Say
THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY //////////// ///////// ///////// ///////// ///////// ///////// ///////// ///////// ///////// ///////// ///////// ///////// /////////  MY tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me.
9 Things I Hate
9 THINGS I HATE   1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time ... I know where my watch is.   2.  People who are willing to get off their rear to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.   3.  When People say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".  What good is cake if you can't eat it?   4.  When people say "it's always the last place you look".  Of course it is.  Why would you keep looking after you've found it?   5.  When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".   6.  People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"  ... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?   7.  When something is 'new and improved'.  Which is it?  If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.  If it's improved then there must have been something before it.   8. When people say "life is short".  Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!!  What can you do that's
Thinking Of Moving
i am thinking about moving from my home town an state to another state an town my town an state don't have nothing here for me anymore so i am just thinking about moving on with my life an going somewhere else other then oklahoma i am thinking of moving to illnois where my brother is an live up there for now on an get better treatmeant up there down here im not getting nothing so i think it's best if i just move on up north for awhile an be with him you can contact me via email brianswafford@yahoo.com or yahoo messenger brianswafford that's how you can get in contact with me now other then that i just sit here at home an not do nothing. Brian well all this about moving isn't going to happen with all the fight's over the phone an all that with family i am staying right here where i am right now i don't plan on leaving any time soon
50 Things Guys Wtsh Thy Knew About Women
1. We aren’t mind readers! 2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous. 3. When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex. 4. Smoking is the biggest turn off. 5. It never hurts to work out. 6. If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question. 7. “Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation. 8. If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn’t already know.) 9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts). 10. Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines. 11. No guy will complain if he comes home and sees you in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, or just plain naked. 12. You don’t need lingerie to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank top are fine by us. 13. Girls look good naked so stop worrying. 14. Sha
19 Things It's Taken Me 36 Years To Learn...
1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.” 3. There is a very fine line between “hobby” and "mental illness." 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle. 6. You should not confuse your career with your life. 7. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. 8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy. 9. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and
Think About It
i heard this song for the first time today. It made me really think about alot of stuff. I made me think about all the good times, all the good friends. It made me think about all the times we didn't have a care in the world. It made me think about all the people who are lost and broken, and just need a friend.It made me think about everything i had been through, and everyone who had helped me through. So heres to ya......read it , think about it "Hear You Me" There's no one in town I know You gave us some place to go. I never said thank you for that. I thought I might get one more chance. What would you think of me now, so lucky, so strong, so proud? I never said thank you for that, now I'll never have a chance. May angels lead you in. Hear you me my friends. On sleepless roads the sleepless go. May angels lead you in. So what would you think of me now, so lucky, so strong, so proud? I never said thank you for that, now I'll never have a chance. May angels le
Things To Ponder
THINGS TO PONDER...... If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he home
The Things Humans Put Up With
I'm either extremely insane or the most easy going guy on the face of the planet. My ex-girlfriend AND her NEW boyfriend are BOTH sitting in my livingroom watching a movie right now. Yeah I must be crazy. -Robert
30 Things A Girl Would Die For
30 things a girl wo0d die 4! GIRLS LIKE GUYS TO... 1-touch their waist 2-talk to them 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss them slowly 6-hug them 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when your with your friends 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved 16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-hug her from behind around the waist 19-tell her she beautiful not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! 21-kiss her on the lips 22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff 23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD 24-make her feel loved 25-buy them stuff. like small things can still help 26-don't lie to her 27-dont cheat on her 28-take her anywhere she wants
15 Things About Me
One of my friends had 20 Things posted on their blog, so I'm editting it and making it a bit more general for reposting. 1.Your Full Name: Well, you can have first name, there's only 6 people in the US with my full name. ;) First name is Diana. Anaid = Diana backwards, clever eh? 2. Age: 27 3. Single or Taken: Married to a great guy. He's on my family list. ;) 4. Favorite Movie: Nothing is coming to mind right now. I guess I don't have a real favorite movie. I love dance movies though, so I could say Center Stage, I know I've watched it enough. Heh. 5. Favorite Song: Cold, Cold Night by White Stripes. I love the lyrics and her vocals are wonderful. 6. Favorite Band/Artist: I'm going through an 80s fix for a lot of music right now. Madonna in her prime is what I'm playing a lot of. Back when she was the Material Girl and on Holiday. ;) 7. Dirty or Clean: What do you mean by that? Dirty talk is hot. Clean
The Things I Love
There\'s alot of stuff i love.... I love the man im with. I love my son. I love the people i hold close to my heart. I love to laugh hysterically. I love to party. I love to have a good time. I love romantic, dance, and comedy movies. I love to lay out on the trampoline at night and watch the stars. I love to talk on the phone. I love to text people all day long. I love being on the internet. I love writing. I love drawing. I love to cuddle. I love to give kisses. I love to meet new people. I love spinning in my chair. I love fast cars. I love shoes. I love dancing. I love skipping. I love to do cart wheels. I love to play football, baseball, and volleyball. I love knowing that if i where to leave this earth today, everyone that is important in my life, will know that I loved them. I love the smell of fresh rain. I love to play in the rain. I love playing hide n go seek at night. I love hugs. I love country
Thinking Of Leaving Lost Cherry
i have a broking heart
Things I Truely Believe...
there are a few things i truely believe about this planet heres a couple off the top of my head...... 1.the power inside a person is truely immesurable for example> take a lil tiny broad like my sister in law allie or my wife.... now if the ever god forbid got into a car accident and the kids were trapped in the car.. they could ripp the door rite off the hinges and get those kids out! or another 1, there was a story in the paper about a small boy and his dad playing in the water at the beach when an 8 ft bull shark came along and grabbed the boy by the hand! the father grabbed onto that shark and DRAGGED IT ASHORE! and fought that shark untill it let go of his son, the boy did lose his hand- but lived to tell about it....the reason why i think this is possible is because i believe the "spark" of life inside us all is a little fraction of gods spirit.....and kinda like green lantern taps into the central battery on Oa to power his ring... we can tap into that power when we need t
60 Things Girls May Not Know About Men (edited By Crazy Nick)
Ok, someone sent this to me, I just thought i'd add my two cents and let girls know the real answers.. ~Crazy Nick 1. Guys don't like sluts even though they have sex with them! Crazy's response... this one is absofuckinglutely correct... We don't like them... WE LOVE THEM! 2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. Crazys response... WRONG!!! When we say this what we really mean is 'do you have time for a two minute quickie? or maybe even just a bj' 3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. Crazys response... Wrong again!! As Will Farrell put it in old school: "I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool th
Things That Bug Ya
Over a year ago I accepted an invitation from a good friend to share her vacation with her, and her mom in the poconos where she has a time share, we had a great time, and it took a litte time since I have never had the experience before but lo and behold there were BEDBUGS! I went to the office, and boy did i get some looks because I had had an allergic reaction and was covered in ugly, red, welts all over me. Security and management were horrified, and wanted me to go to the hospital, I just said no, but get me some benedryl, which I had to pay for myself!! well today i get an email from my friend,seems the complaint is finally being taken care of,i think thats great because we should have gotten the money back for the rental, the inconvience of moving everything a couple of days before vacation was over, but the last days were ruined, I would not go swimming or anywhere because i was scaring ppl lol. those are some really humdinger pics of myself let me tell ya, maybe i should have
Thinking
In the past week, some fucked up shit has happened, My brother and his wife lost their baby, Today a friend of mine found out she is having twins. so here i was last week completely devistaed about the loss of my brother and his wifes baby, then my friend tells me today she is having twins. I am a bundle of mixed fucked up emotions, one because i lost a set of twins last yr, and 2 because this has all brought back a lot of sad memories. they say talking or writing about something is excellent therapme ( therapy ) Fuck that ill just be sad and fall asleep i guess its strange to feel sad and happy all at the same time, i can't help but envy the people who are having babies, yes i just had a baby so i should get my head out of my ass, because she is awsome, still i think about the twins i delivred stillborn last yr. man oh man i have a lot to think about to night
5 Things In Your Bedroom
What are 5 things an unplanned (or planned) visitor would find in your bedroom?
Thinking...dangerous I Know
How come it always seems that when things are going so well, something ALWAYS happens to pull you back down? Its like, life won't let someone be happy. I know, I'm just being a girl, haha...I just wish things would turn out the way I want them to from time to time. I guess I'm done complaining for now...later gators =)
Think Before You Speak
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were
Things I Learned The Hard Way
Things I learned the hard way Measure twice, cut once. Smoke is usually a bad thing. Ask first--someone else has already done it wrong before you. There’s no such thing as too many tools. More power is not always the best answer. Half the fun can be in the doing, but that assumes you know what you’re doing. Whatever it is, always assume it’s loaded or plugged in. Sometimes it's cheaper to buy the damn thing than it is to fabricate it. Just because it fits doesn’t mean it will work. Almost anything can be fixed if you spend enough time/money. When you need a part the store closes in 15 minutes and it takes you 17 minutes to get there. You put everything back together then find an extra part, and it runs fine anyways. No matter how long you keep that pile of scrap parts you won't find a use for it until you throw it out. The easiest way to lose something is to set it somewhere where you won't forget it. The easiest way to forge
Things To Think About
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the UnitedCaucasianCollege Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, we
Things You Can Do To Make Any Woman Cum
Here Are Three Simple Things YOU Can Do To Make Any Woman "CUM" ...Every Time --------------------------------------------------- No joke here man, I am about to share 3 INCREDIBLE tips for making girls cum... even girls who are really tough cases... even girls who have never had the "Big O" before. Before I get started, let's lay some groundwork so we're both on the same page of what's going on when you take a girl to bed for the first time. Do you ever wonder if what you know about pleasing women in bed... in fact, everything that you do when you are with a woman... is exactly the same thing that every other guy does? Do you wonder if you stand out in her mind? And if you do stand out... is it as one of the best experiences she's ever had? Or... I think you see where I'm going with this, so let's look at this from the other side... When a woman has been seeing you-- maybe for a few dates, maybe you've formed an intellectual relationship on th
Thinking About Past Girlfriends
Not sure if will read this.. but.. I have a question.. Seems like the last few years I have been thinking more and more about people I used to date when I was younger. Mainly i'm normally curious about what ever happened to them and the "what if's" I find myself thinking about it more often then not. Ya know.. the normal type of question of what might have come of the relationship if one or the other of us didn't break it off. I guess its because the older I get the more lonely I get. I have a few old girl friends that I keep in touch with on a regular basis but only as friends. So my question is, does anyone else think about this? if, you do, how would you follow up on these feelings? How would you try and track them down? There are a few that I would really like to track down and see how thier life has turned out.
Thinking Bout My Life
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Things To Do In An Elevator...
When people get on, ask for their tickets. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Mike. How's your day been?" When the doors close, menacingly announce that "It's going to be a bumpy ride." Constantly bounce a tennis ball. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, say "that's mine!" Stand in the corner reading a telephone book, laughing. Take pictures of everyone in the elevator. Turn off the lights in the elevator to "conserve energy." Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't p
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses! 5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine? 7. When something is "new and improv
30 Things I Want To Know
wanna know some shit.... IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW... I want to know 30 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You are obviously on my list, so let me know with whom I am friends! JUST HIT REPLY. 1.Your Middle Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite place to hang out: 5. Favorite pet/animal: 6. Favorite Band/Artist: 7. Tattoos and/or Piercings: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 8. Whats your philosophy on life? 9. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you: 10. What is the craziest thing you've ever done? 11. Ever been arrested/ gone to jail? 12. Do you think I'm attractive? 13. If you could change anything about me, would you? 14. If you could change anything about yourself, would you? 15. What do you wear to sleep? 16. What is your favorite thing to do in the world? 17. Would you go on a double da
Think I'm Cursed...
Can you walk your talk? Can you talk your walk? Do your actions speak louder than your words? Or am I the one that took the spell.. am I the one that's cursed? Are you proud to have me on your arm or am I on your arm to feed your pride? There's no vacancy available in this heart of mine Because of the hurt you cause Fear of being hurt follows close behind I no longer feel safe in the prescence of your lips They are lethal to me...think I'm cursed.
Think Of Me
Think of me Think of me fondly when we've said goodbye remember me once in a while please promise me you'll try when you find that once again you long to take your heart back and be free if you ever find a moment spare a thought for me we never said our love was ever green or unchanging as the sea but if you can still remember stop and think of me think of all the things we have shared and seen dont think about the things which might have been think of me think of me waking silent and resigned imagine me trying too hard to put you from my mind recall those days look back on all those times think of the things we'll never do there will never be a day when i wont think of you we never said out love was ever green or as unchanging as the sea but please promise me that sometimes you will think of me!
Think You're Having A Bad Day
check it out these actual cases. 1. Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask. A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire. It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire. You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip buck
Things I Want.
I'm often reminded of the things I want. My profile has 303 views. The number 303 is kinda cool, its the caliber of the British Short Magazine Lee Enfield rifles. I'd like to own an SMLE. 10 rounds of a big mean bullet, advertised as one of the smoothest actions of any bolt action rifle of its period. It isn't based on the Mauser, like so many other rifles. The beefy barrel and super long sword like bayonet. I have never actually held one but they seem pretty nifty. So if any one wants to purchase one for me it would be cool. But prefferably not of the P14 series, I've heard bad things about those.
Things To Never Say To A Cop...
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer Officer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
Things Hallmark Cards Don't Say
THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY M y tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - H eard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - L ooking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - C ongratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - H ow could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I 've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you I've changed my mind. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

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