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Fantasyfun's blog: "Yup it is me"

created on 03/09/2009  |  http://fubar.com/yup-it-is-me/b282835
I've been a way for a bit and have recently noticed a few things about this place that had escaped my memory. I'll lay them out here for you. I find the humor in everything, so if you think this applies to you... then don't get offended, just laugh, it's funny. -Stalker profiles: The profiles with no salute, and are either a fairly attractive woman or some obscure cartoon figure. They stop by your page, often several times a day, and never rate a thing. These don't bother me, I just don't understand why people can't say 'hi' -The "I am too hot for you to flirt with me" profile: This one is always one of my favs. They have a half-dozen pics in which their vagina is hanging out (not that I mind, usually) or they are wearing lingerie that hasn't fit them since 1995...usually positioned right next to a few pics of them with their kids.. But their profile is filled with 'Don't flirt with me.. I don't want to see your cock..or my fav.. u wishn u wuz me' -The Mummers that are smarter than you: OK, OK, I get it.. You're not here for tits or drama. You're special and a real intellectual elite among the dirty wretched souls that are clicking pics for points.. You exist outside the rules here and are truly a special breed.. Now STFU so the rest of us can get back to tits. -Why is it that there are so many hot women on this site who have these professional quality photographs who can't produce a salute that is clear as a tintype that has been drug behind a car? I think we all know the answer, but still. If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck... For the love of God, you get strange men to drop a few hundred bucks on you in Fu-Bling, get one of those dishits to buy you a new digital camera! -Accounts that chat with you in multiple dialects and styles.. I know you've seen this.. One day they shout you and they say "Hey! How are you today?"... the next day "hey dood, wut up wif u"... and the next day "What up"... How many people are using these goddamned accounts anyway? There's more and I am sure I'll add to this later.. but I gotta get back to work. Happy Monday!
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