Satans Surprise's blog: "Angels From Below"

Okay, since I posted the last blog about things that piss me off, I figured I should write somethings that'll win me over! You should be happy, I never let people in the inner workings of my masterminding brain, heheh. *clears throat*

How to win over the black, icy heart of Lucifer's Muse:

~Remember the little, trivial things about me.

~Don't take me for granted.

~Make me smile atleast once a day. And a laugh goes a long way.

~Surprise me, even though I tell you I don't like surprises.

~Stroke my face in a loving way.

~Hold my hair back when I puke.

~Laugh at my jokes, even when they're lame.

~Come back with a wisecrack when I lay one on you.

~Be a man. Know when it's okay to stand your ground. If you let me walk all over you, by the gods, I will.

~Treat me like a lady.

~Be good to my children.

~Don't be on the computer all day and night. Get out and do something with yourself! Hell, I'll help you work on the car. I'm not above getting dirt under my nails.

I know this is wishful thinking. But, these are the requirements to defrost the Muse's heart. So if you can't dig it, then get the fuck outta here!