Things that will probably elude me my entire life.
-Rock hard abs! (It has to be said with an exclamation mark doesn't it?)
-Appreciation for Rachel Ray.
-A winning lottery ticket.
-A taste for cottage cheese (blech).
-A scifi style ray gun (I've wanted one since I was 8)
-A trip to the rings of Saturn.
-That one Residents album I can't seem to find anywhere.
-A pair of contact lenses that don't cause me 30 seconds of agony every time I put them in.
-A method of extracting beer from thin air.
-A group of people I can refer to as 'my minions'.
