-if you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented
-if people from poland are called ples why arnt people from holland called holes
-when cheese gest its picture taken, what does it say
-why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites
-why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things
-of horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
-why isnt 11 pronounced onety one
-do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery
-why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
-if a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled
-why do woman wear evening gowns to nightclubs? shouldnt they be wearing night gowns?
-if love is blind, why is lingerie so popular
-when someone asks you, a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny
-why is the man who invets all your money called a broker
-why do croutons come in airtight packages? its just a stale bread to begin with
-if you mixed vodka and orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a philips screwdriver
-why do we say something is out of whack. what is a whack
-if lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesnt it follow that electricians can be delighted, musician denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed
- do roman paramedics refer to IVs as "4's"
-why do you park in the driveway and drive on the parkway
