The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!
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>An Irishman , a Mexican and a
>Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of
>a building.
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>They were eating lunch and
>the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and
>cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
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>The Mexican! opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get
>burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
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>The blond e opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna
>sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
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>The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
>cabbage, and jumped to his death.
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>The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
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>The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as
>well.
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>At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known
>how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would
>have given it to him again!"
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>The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
>enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
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>(Oh this is GOOD!!)?
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>Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
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>"Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."
