A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says,
"Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my
daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on
weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother
and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is
pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess." The mother says,
"Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a
man! Have you, Debbie?" Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even
kissed a man!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five
minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong
out there doctor?" The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just
that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the
east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going
to miss it this time!"
