I have to poop.
Smile for the camera!
Get off me, i'll do ma self!
This is your first time.......right?
You're almost as good as ma ex!
When it this suppose to feel good?
I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs?!
I was so horny tonight i would have taken a sheep home.
Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.
Hey! ma friends were right! you ARE good!
On second thought, let's turn the lights off.
I'm soberin up and you're gettin ugly!
But everybody looks funny naked!
Do i have to pay for this?
No! you're too fat to be on top. you'd kill me!
Actually, your sister "likes" it like this.
What's your name again?
Hold on, let me change the channel.
It's nice being in bed with someone i dont have to inflate.
Uhhh....i think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
