1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like, Night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the
spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse
gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some
people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of
payments.
14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my
hand.
15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the
wrong lane.
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off
now.
18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't
have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20 Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
engines
21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn
louder.
23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
24. Inside every older person is a younger person
wondering what happened
25. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would
all fall off.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates .. . . it's more
like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt
tomorrow.
