(1)cannot say "i know where that is" when going somewhere then all of a sudden say "where are we going again?i forget"
(2) cannot tell Will to speak in english when he is talking in his sleep.he will only say "No" or "okay" and go back to sleep
(3) cannot put a bucket over my head and run as fast as i can down a hill
(4) am not allowed to go into best buy and make fun of the tvs having sex
(5) cannot go into an appliance store and ask about how the little appliances were made and if they were made by the washing machines and dryers
having sex.
(6)cannot throw skittles and m&ms down the isle and scream "the ants are coming to get me" during a scary movie in the theatre
(7) cannot flirt with mandy...will and spence might get jealous
(8) cannot tell will i want pizza then change my mind and say i want ralleys then continously change my mind about what to eat.
(9) while driving,can not tell the person in the passengerseat to press the little red button and then tell them to put on their seat beat because its going to be an extremely fast ride.
(10)cannot tell people i was raised by the boogieman
(11)am not allowed to lay on the bed after drinking and getting myself drunk..might get stuck between the bed and the wall and wont be able to figure out how to get free.
(12)not allowed to scream "the deer is coming after me" everytime driving by one standing at the side of the road
(13)not allowed to get flusterated with santa clause allowing his damn deer to run free and hit my car...might not get my pressies this year.
(14) am not allowed to look at the next guy that picks up on me and say "guns are like condoms....i'd rather have one and not need it then need one and not have it"then wink at him.
(more will be added onto this later...enjoy:P))
