1. How tall are you barefoot? 6’1”
2. What color are your eyes? Blue
3. Do you own a gun? YEP! And I ain’t scared to use them!
4. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be? If? WHAT DO YOU MEAN if? I’m a man! Remote Control-itus!
5. How many letters are in your crush's first name? 6-Orange CRUSH!!
6. What do you think of hot dogs? Make mine a steak!
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer! (Or Carol of the Bells if you don’t want funny)
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee, Mt Dew-anything with CAFFIENE
9. Do you do push ups? Part of life’s ups and downs
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?. Hell NO!
11. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?... nope
12. Do you like the rain? ... yes... I like the rain
13. Are you sweet? Naw-I am a grumpy old man!
14. On a scale of 1 to 10 (ten being the best) what do you rate yourself? A Four (4). I am a man!
15. Do you have A.D.D? Huh? Somebody say something?
16. full initials? K.L.P.
17. Name 5 thoughts at this exact moment.
(1) Can I ever understand women?
(2) What’s on LENO?
(3) Why am I up in the middle of the night doing this?
(4) Damn it was hot today!
(5) Did I win the lottery?
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought in the past week? Parts for my Harley, tater tots, gasoline
20. What time did you wake up today? 8:00 a.m.
21. Can you spell? Spell what? I do have a dictionary
22. Current worry? The safety of our troops overseas!
23. Current hate? Pedophiles!
24. Favorite place to be? Anyplace there is freedom!
25. Least favorite place to be? Duh! Wherever there isn’t freedom
26. Where would you like to go? One of Hugh Hefners parties
27. Do you own slippers? No
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs? Either here or in a grave.
29. Do you burn or tan? I burn! What do you expect from a redhead.
30. Yellow or blue? Blue
31. Would you be a pirate? Aye matey! Pass me the rum and a cup of grog for the whole crew! We are sailing into port on the morrow, and I want all hands to unload the plunder!
32. Last time your phone rang? 3 days ago (My mom checking if I am still alive)
33. What song do you sing in the shower? Raindrops keep falling on my head! (Actually, I don’t sing at all-EVER)
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? That I would be kidnapped and used by a large group of nymphomaniacs (OK it was a dream)
35. What's in your pockets right now? Billfold, keys, pictures of grandkids
36. Last thing that made you laugh? My dogs
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child? .Dry ones? When I was in the Army, I had G.I.Joe bedsheets.
38. Worst injury you've ever had? Roadside bomb, Nov 2005, Baghdad Iraq
40. How many TVs do you have in your house? Four
43. Does someone have a crush on you? I DON`T KNOW!?
44. Do you wish on stars? YES-Nicole Kidman, Stevie Nicks, Reba. Oh-I thought it said do I wish for stars!
45. what is your favorite book? The Bible
46. What song did you last hear? "?"
47. When were you last kissed? (I don't kiss & tell!)
48. What is your favorite cereal? Cheerios
49. What were you doing at midnight last night? Watching Jay Leno
50. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up? Is there any coffee?
