Happilly Taken's blog: "Ck this Video out"

Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 15433 times, 12% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 7377 times, 6% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 7135 times, 5% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 7446 times, 6% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 7370 times, 6% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 7140 times, 5% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 7076 times, 5% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "I choose you pikachu!" 8772 times, 7% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 9646 times, 7% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 8826 times, 7% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 8454 times, 6% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 8142 times, 6% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7773 times, 6% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8285 times, 6% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 7653 times, 6% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.