1. When people point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where
my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I
ask where the bathroom is?
2. When people are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
for the remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
manually.
3. When people say, "oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too."
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say, 'it's always the last place you look.' Of course it
is. Why the FUCK would you keep looking for it after you've found it? Do
people really do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!!!
5. When people say while watching a film, 'did you see that?' No asshole,
I paid $12 to come to the theater and stare at the fucking floor.
6. When people ask, 'can I ask you a question?' Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved.' Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
must have been something before it.
8. When people say, 'life is short.' What the FUCK?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fucking does!!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, 'has the bus come
yet?' If the bus came, then would I still be standing here, you fucking
dumbass?
10. Are you asleep ? Do they actually expect you to answer if you are
11. Have you Found it yet ? Yeah NumbNuts I just like to look around
