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Letter from Hell

> A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN > > I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. > > You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't > > even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You > > are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad > > I am that you have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are > > mine. Remember, you and I have > > been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet . > > As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. > > > > He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as > > > > possible to pay him back. You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU > > and HE has great plans in store for you. > > > > But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to > > make your life a living hell. That way, we'll be together twice. > > This will really hurt God. Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him > > who's boss in your life with all of the good times we've had. > > > > We have been. watching dirty movies, cursing people out, stealing, > > lying, being hypocritical, fornicating, overeating, telling dirty > > jokes, gossiping, being judgmental, back stabbing people, > > disrespecting adults, and those in leadership positions, > > no respect for the Church, bad attitudes. SURELY you don't > > want to give all this up. > > > > Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever. I've got some hot plans > > for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. > > I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most > > of your foolish life. > > > > You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, > > you give in. HA HA HA, you make me sick. > > > > Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years > > older, and now, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some > > children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, get drunk or drink > > while under-aged, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live > > being as selfish as possible. Do all of this in the presence > > of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that. > > Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in > > a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you > > would run somewhere, confess your sins, and live for God with > > what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature > > > > to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming > > a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you. > > > > IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST. > > > > P.S. If you love me, you won't sharethis
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