I've collected these damn thingies all my life, and everyone told me nothing would ever be accomplished by it.
I guess they were wrong!
(In no particular order, mind!)
Little things mean alot! Especially your little thing!
If I follow you home will you keep me?
Your father should have pulled out early!
Happy Mother's Day! (inside)Hope it was worth all the pain and suffering you put me through, the years of therapy, the Prozac, and the scars across my wrists. I just thought you'd like to know I love you!
I can see now why you're going home alone!
I do, but not with you...
I like your approach, now let's see your departure!
I never get lost... Everyone tells me where to go!
On this, the day we celebrate your timely entrance into this world, I have a few words I want to share with you. (Inside)...You're a bitch!
Smile if you want sex!
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!
Do you know how to make an idiot think? (Inside)
Your mind is like an open book... (Inside)It's a good thing I like pornography!
Avoid rape... Say yes!
I'm perfectly adjusted, so don't touch the knobs!
Don't tell me what kind of a day to have!
Remind me again how important my job here is. I keep forgetting!
Slippery When Wet!
I have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them.
Littericy Pase! Teech yer kidz to reed its vere empornt
Stop staring at my tits!
Okay, I admit, that was a personal request!
