1.No matter how furtive or quick the glance, a woman always know when youre looking at her breast.
2. A good woman is as excited about a gift that cost nothing as she is about a gift that cost a lot. ( The perfect, quirky gift that shows that you’ve been listening is worth twice the value of anything youd find at Tiffany’s.)
3.Never ask a woman why she’s mad at you - she will only get madder for your not knowing
4. An unsolicited kiss is to a woman what free play-off tickets are to a man. Even better, flowers on days that arent Valentines Day. Anniversaries, or birthdays.
5. Sometimes woman want it when you don’t, and for you not to give in on such occasions set a terrible precedent.
6. If youre buying her a sex toy, do not presume she wants the biggest one - most likely she does not.
7. How to lovate the G-spot: Aim for it, and then askher if your aim is true. ( that said, if you ask every step of the way, you’ll begin to remind her of her gynecologist.
8. The woman-on-top position allows her more control over her destiny - and allows many men more contro over their duration. ( however, that does not excuse watching television while she deso all the work.)
9. It is crucially important that you do not have sex the same way every time. ( put another way: having sex the same way every time makes people want to have sex with different people just to vary things.)
10. Love does not mean never having to say youre sorry. It means having to say youre sorry over and ovr again, in new and different ways, ever day, every week, every month, even when you don’t want to, every year, until God grants you his mercy and you finally, blissfully, die.
P.S.: “menage a trois” is French for “ in your dreams.”
P.P.S.: Nobody actually eats the edible panties
