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Santa Knows All

I play Santa at Maui's biggest mall A little boy 8 came to see me and he had a 6 year old sister. When he finished, the father came and told me the girl had gotten in trouble at school the day before and had her recess taken a way. He told me she didn't know that he and the mom knew as they were figuring out what to do. He asked if I would say something, I said sure. The girl had pulled down a little boys pants at school. The girl and Mom came over neither knowing I knew. I asked the normal stuff then asked what she wanted for Christmas. She told me about 5 things and I said is that all? She told me 5 more. I then asked have you been that good for all that stuff? She said oh yes I've been really good, At that point I said "You call pulling down a little boys pants good?" She reared back and looked at me and said YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT ALREADY!!!! I told her I know about everything as I'm always watching. The look was priceless on her and her moms face.
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