First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
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You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me
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May I pleasure you with my tongue?
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Do you cheesy pickup lines or do you just want to do it?
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I've got a great big cock!
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Hi I'm (your name) I swallow
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Nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex
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Fuck me, I'm beautiful
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Mines bigger than his want proof?
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I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
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I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.
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Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light. Itâs a comet that is streaking towards us. It will be here in about 3 hours. So would you like to have sex
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Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his aspiration; in a girl's reception; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
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Nice fucking weather. Want to?
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Do you know what part of the tongue registers the "salty taste? Lets experiment and find out.
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You remind me of a blue ribbon bass. I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
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I'm not a slut I'm popular. Screw me and you can be the Big Man on Campus.
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I just got a prescription for Viagra would you help me try it out.
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If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning
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Roses are blue, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed?
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Can you lick your nipples? [No.] Can I?
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You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
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I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
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This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.
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I'm hard. Are you wet?
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If you won't Screw me, can I Screw you?
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You're dead sexy. Get in my pussy!
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I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?
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The Lord gave us the power to procreate. So, let's practice!
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What do I have to do to be your booty call?
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Do you believe in free love? Good lets go!
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I have a 10-inch dick. Remember that, there will be an oral exam later.
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Hey baby, I'll screw you so hard the neighbors will be having a cigarette when we're done.
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Let's go to your place and love each other until my dick falls in your pussy.
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Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you
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I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed cats NOW
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Can I put my thing in your thing
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Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
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Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my pussy cum!
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Iâm starring in a porno movie. Would you help me learn my lines?
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Cold out isn't it? (Staring at breasts)
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Do you know the difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Would you like to go upstairs and talk.
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Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
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So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
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Can I please be your slave tonight?
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(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger; imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
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Can I flirt with you?
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So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
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Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.
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Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
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Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.
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Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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I think I could fall madly in lust with you.
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I wonder what our children will look like.
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You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
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Does God know you've escaped from Heaven? Here, come with me to my place. You can stay there until he calls looking for you.
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What would you like for breakfast? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
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I would say that I'm in love with you, but you'd think I'm trying to pull a fast one.
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I had a wet dream about you last night. Help me make it a reality.
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I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
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I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
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I've got the ship; you've got the harbor, what say we dock for the night?
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If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
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Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?
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Lie down. I think I love you.
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