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Jami's blog: "Jami's Shit"

created on 12/29/2006  |  http://fubar.com/jami-s-shit/b38855  |  2 followers
1. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic. 2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. 3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. 4. I'm BLONDE AT HEART, so I MUST be a ditz 5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. 6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. 7. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. 8. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. 9. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. 10. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. 11. I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. 12. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. 13. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. 14. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. 15. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals. 16. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. 17. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. 18. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. 19. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. 20. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. 21. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. 22. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. 23. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. 24. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. 25. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... 26. I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore 27. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. 28. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. 29. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. 30. I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. 31.I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo. 32. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. 33. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. 34. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. 35. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. 36. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. 37. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. 38. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals 39. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big PENIS. 40. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! 41. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. 42. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. 43. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. 44. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. 45. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. 46. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. 47. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. 48. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. 49. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. 50. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. 51. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. 52. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. 53. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO 54.I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. 55. I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited 56.I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 57.I'm in COLORGUARD, so I must be perfect. 58. I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy 59. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy 60. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas 61. I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction 62. I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude 63. I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. 64. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. 65. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. 66. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. 67. I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis. 68. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. 69. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. 70. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 71. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. 72. I'm MIXED so I must be SEXY 73. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be covered up at all times. 74. I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so I MUST be a dork. 75. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA 76. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect 77. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
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